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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The trance letter at the English alphabet is what menace?
This could be the easiest question we've ever had, and
super smart is not important to me. The trance letter
at the English alphabet is value in that.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Worry the Woody Show. Al Right, we are in Q
another new amount hour easy for me to trying to
find the what we need for our next segment. Here
here we go, all right, another hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Thank you for being here, give us your valuable.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Time this morning. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.
Good morning, Menace is here, Good morning Gina gre There
is Man. We've got Sammy, and we got Morgan here.
Take you to calls eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You can send us a.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Text if you'd like, over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now. The first thing we're gonn to do this hour
is go to Greg Gory.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
For some immaturity applies to text messages, and I think
Greg kind of fell out of love with doing this
for a while, but that's why we don't do it
as often as we used to.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But people still like it. It's what the people like,
that's what the people know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
These are real text messages that have come into the
text two to nine eighty seven, and Greg will be
sending these replies after he gives us a couple options
and we help him decide which one we're going to
go with.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
New page. All right, how about text number one? Next
number one is from the eight one to eight. Why
does Woody keep having bort On? He's consistently low energy
and uninteresting. So a couple of odds the whole thing,
that's the whole time. Why does Woody keep on board on?
He is consistently low energy and uninteresting.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You're just going to file that under action items.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Great? How about why because every time he talks it
makes you angry, and we feed off your tears the
same way your mom feeds off dong dog dog.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, okay, that's good. It might be hard to beat,
you know. We have another option. Yeah, okay, okay, this one, Yeah,
it's good.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I worked on this way too long and I'm not
proud of it. Okay, but something along the lines of
too bad. Your dad hadn't been low energy with this
pull out method in your mom's nuthole, so we could
hear less from your opinion hole.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This is gonna finish.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's really good.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's amazing his full nuthole an opinion hole.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah. Had he not been low energy Pullout game texture
would not be there.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Born's studio is all torn up. I would go to
uh bord on this one, Hey, Bory, once you run
on in, I would like to uh all right, so
he is he coming in?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's tough man.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sorry, we're gonna get borts more mic time hearing ye sorry,
sorry texts for.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You all right, They're gonna be so depressed.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Now did you hear did you hear the replies?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes, which one do you like the best?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'll let you know. Let's like bor there. I'm a
big fan of reply number one.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Howles are Dono is great?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
However the pullout game one, that's it, that's the best one.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I think it's great.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You understood it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's kind of a thinker.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, that response control see ConTroll by the way,
it's a trick that Greg learned. Not that longeh to
copy who used to like type them all out? Again?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yea, even already I had all this computer broted.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Sometimes I just take the long one day, I'll here
you go. Eight one.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Bort is great, thank you. Let me click on make
sure this is not a troll. The previous question replied
mena sucks. No, I'm looking now me love, Greg sending
you hugs? When and where is the prom nine? Okay,
move over, we have a knew what would Morgan do
for money?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah? Alright, right, all right, that's good, So there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All right, Okay, Greg Gory's immature applies to text messages.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
One more, also from the eight. Can we put a
what jar in front of Gina? You don't have to
respond to every syllable that comes out of Woody's mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
What's that like a you know, like swell, like a
swear like a swear?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
D yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Said anyway, like if we're in a conversation like what yeah? Sorry, sorry,
I'm curious.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The one bort is great, says the three. Nice way
to go, Greg Gory, smoke that guy like a piece
of good.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Comes.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I feel so special any time? All right? Can we
put a what jar in front of Gina? You don't
have to respond to every syllable that comes out of
Woody's mouth. So this one's super simple. We'll get a
what jar when your mom gets a butt slut jar damn,
you feel me, dog wash the I do you know
it would end with it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You feel me dog You are the master because their
mom likes what but and not just like likes it,
but no, like crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Satiable? And then how about worry less about what comes
out of Gina's mouth and more about all the beef
bullets cramming their way into your mom's meat puddle.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I've not heard that one on the end. Yeah, you
gained me on the end. Meat puddle. I don't know
what it is. Oh, it's I think it's after, you know,
it's after it's just been absolutely obliterated. Yeah, meat, it's
like swampy roastby.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I gotta say the meat puddle is creative, genius.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, obliterator.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Number one, number one.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Now we have to go meat puddle.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
We do scriptory, so number two seas scriptori scriptory.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, I'll go with the number two as well.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So good. I love and upsetting sea bass is great.
Oh my god, meat puddle.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I have control seed, I have controlled v And now
we're sending done done.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
All right, nice work, beautifully done.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Since we're kind of on the topic, I thought this
is pretty cool. Carrie Underwood. You know Carrie Underwood, Yes,
Carrie Underwood. Yeah Underwood, Yeah, Carrie under one. She was
doing a thing with E News and she was telling
them how she's approached social media and this is a
good lesson I think for a lot of people. She
said that does she learned this from Joe Rogan and
(07:02):
it's a thing called post and ghost. So basically she
wants you to know that it's really important to remember
that the Internet or social media specifically, or texts in
a lot of ways, like these kind of texts, it's
not the real world. And it took her a long
time to realize that. She says, quote, I'm forty two
years old. Do I care if somebody doesn't like my
(07:23):
hair today or if this thing I sang or how
I sang it. I don't. So if I want to
post something, I'm just gonna do it and leave it there.
And by the way, that also means no reading the comments. Yeah,
you could post whatever you I do think it's weak
when like people disable comments. Yeah, definitely, it's one thing
(07:45):
if you disable comment going. Look, man, I know that
people are going to use this to make fun of
whoever this person's what. There's like a story party. There's
a story about a kid in some way, shape or form,
and they go, all right, this kid, there's gonna be there.
Really means that I understand. Yeah. But like when you
are putting yourself out there and you're taking a position
on something that could be considered strong or on anything,
(08:07):
but you're putting yourself out in the public taking a
position and you turn the comments off, that's pretty weak.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's lamb.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I think it's really weak.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But I've never heard that. Posting ghosts, I think it's
pretty good.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Posts. That's good.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, post and ghost because it's not real life.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No, none of it is. No, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Carrie Underwood, Yeah, because if.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
You're if you're never on your social media, you wouldn't
even know that people have.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's we're trying to explain who Carrie Underwood is by
just saying, carry on.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Carry Underwood.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
We're gonna takeet shot quick carry Underwood carry or what
he shows next?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Hang on, fellow comrades and mediocrity.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I want you to listen very careful.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You can all go straight to have.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Something to let you know about. We got medicine board.
They're gonna be at the grand opening of raising canes
and you kaipa. Yeah, that's the corner of twelfth and
you cut how far or is.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
You kuipa from the radio station our half if we're lucky, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Now is that with no traffic it's an hour and
a half.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Okay, yeah, so or I might have to leave like immediately,
but uh raising Keynes did say that they're going to
bring even more giveaways for the time that we're going
to be there.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
So we always have a lot of giveaways of these things.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, but they're going to bring even more.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That's from two to four pm. So if you're out
in the area or a plan to be out in
the area of you kaipa tomorrow, Medicine Boort will be
out there from two to four giving away stuff. Dude.
I got to get the hell out of here tomorrow
as well, because tomorrow I'm doing a blood test and
I gotta do It's one of those fastings.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You're going to be delightful tomorrow. We have the worst
schedule for that, yeah, I know the worst.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That And also I finally made the appointment because I
have to have a consultation for the colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, you go get lucky a little finger bang mate. Yeah,
if you're lucky.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I never realized these consultations were a thing.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's just the moment.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You should just be talked out here.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It would be.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, as far as I fingering, yeah yeah, so yeah,
but the prep for that, see, I think that's so
you gotta do that.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Got a Friday.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's yeah, how you're doing yours.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Because it's just you're just flushing the system and flushing
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
For twelve hours though, right, And I don't eat much
in the morning. Yeah, but I'm already dreading it because
knowing that you can't eat makes you starve totally solid.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's the Woodie Show, The Woody Show, all right, Welcome
back everybody, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
So we had Greg's immature replies to text messages right
before break served.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
But what what what was What was the term that
we liked a lot?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Was it meet me?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
And then the first one was about board said what.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
He was low energy and UH consistently low energy and uninteresting.
But we feed off the tears. That's the way your
mom feeds off dong mail.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So Bort saw that text message come in last week
and we forwarded it to UH to Greg and then
Bort did a little bit more digging into that, and
uh he made it. He made a discovery.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh yeah, he looked inside and said, I am I
am low energy and boring.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
No, yeah, he didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Actually, here comes, here comes Bort obviously has a shadow
out the looming shadow, and he's moving with a very
little the looming shadow.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Anyway, so, uh, hey bored, welcome back and so like. Yeah,
so he looked into the because we can see, like
when somebody sends a text, okay, uh, we could see
all the other texts that they send.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It Verzon Mobiles eighteen.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So uh we printed off all the text messages that
this per same person has sent thirty six pages.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Now, hold on, this is this is how it sounds
when you I mean, I look, it's it's a ton, right,
it's it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah. Anyway, the phone number on there is you know,
they got the phone number on there?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Who sent it?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
See you can see at the top and uh so
the last four digits of the number is one eight
seven nine. Uh huh one eight seven nine. Now here's
here's the phone number, menace. I'm gonna show it to
you at the top here. Okay, okay, all right, can
(12:46):
you can you see that?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Is it the same or is it a different number
than this number here? Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Okay, so it's the same number that's on all the
stickers that Sea Bass leaves on people's cars for.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Cartnerd Ye six pages sex. Now that's a deep People say,
that's a deep fan because he can screw up any another, right,
people say. People say, people say, hey, what do the
show when it's time for commercials or music or whatever.
What are you guys doing in that time or what
(13:24):
are you guys talking about in that time?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And we have always wondered because we have a setup.
Sea Bass is a very unique position here on the show,
whereas he pretty much does just the stuff that he
wants to do or that he wants to pticipate him.
There are certain things that I say, hey, man, I'd
really like he's in here for this segment or that segment.
(13:46):
But otherwise he has the ability to be involved in
all of them. It's up to him that you know,
whether he wants to be involved in those or not.
But a lot of times he is just sitting in
the office and he is on the computer and Vaughan
notices on XT messages apparently because va because Vaughn sees
like he's on the text a lot, and we assume
that he's running back to some people. But apparently here, yes,
(14:09):
he's texting into the show as if he's a listener.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Well that's that's the assumption here. No, it's okay anyway,
so men menace. Can someone not spoof any phone number
out there? Oh yeah, okay, so tell me tell me
to tell the truth.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yes they can.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
So if they had this, this would be a great little
like dig it me to like tend you.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
So how far.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
To like twenty twenty one?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
So, uh so here, let me let me let me
read something and you can tell me if these are
these sound like sea bass dat okay, okay. Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
When it comes to people, I broke it out into
different things about people on the show, U nitpicking wording
on things. Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Let's see. There's also one here character supporting himself.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
There's also one called make playing make believe, pretending to
be somebody completely different all the together.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's very so this person is a real psychopath. You're saying, yes, okay,
your words, Okay, I like so the Texas, I like
blank people. I like blank more than people, dog's mascots,
et cetera. Isn't the interesting, funny, unique take that Bort
thinks it is? I mean it's true, Okay, I support this,
(15:21):
agree with.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Gina and Sea Bass. Give Greg some comedy lessons. When
somebody does a great impression, don't copy them, just set
them up like Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
The other thing.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Is doesn't spell sea Bass correctly ever? Sure s A right,
It's it's it's c Bass or s e a.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I mean it's the text all the time, that's sure.
Sure Okay, Sammy worst instincts in radio. I mean that's now.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
This these these, these next two, These next.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Two came in while Greg was out, while he was
with his parents after his brother passed away. Greg is
going to be so rested after his free two week vacation. Also,
h Greg took a major vacation this month.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, that's what that was. Yes, it was a vacation.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Gotta give it to Sammy. She out bores everyone every week.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yikes. Did Gina learn these listening and gas lighting skills
in therapy?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Because he's always talking about gas lighting and therapy? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Uh so, Wait, what did Bort mean with his some
type of look comment or is he just being unfunny
and uninteresting as useful? By the way, there was there
was a number that we're targeted at board.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's not nice, no offense. But what Sammy and Gina
s A M M Y and g E E n
A do besides shoot down the fun ideas? I didn't
realize Sammy is a jumper in her sea Mass will
set up an explanation, and as he's about to pay
it off, she jumps in with nonsense.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It's so interesting that this person is I mean they're
listening with ears.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yes, sounds like there, Hey Morgan, let's see this one
is for you. It says, uh Morgan has entered the
phase of working out where it has become her personality.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
He baited me with that one too, because I texted
back all mad.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay, See, I'm convinced what he has no idea about
the FCC. He just used an explicit sexual term about
oral sex. I have a better understanding from all my
years and from my dealings with the FCC in the
past that yeah, have a pretty good idea. Did Bort
learn how to be a wet blanket from Sammy?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
It's not fair.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yes, you gotta stopped doing that.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
I know I'm off I know I'm off the hook
because I can't spell any of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Bort is just not good on the air, is Greg okay?
He repeated both what both Sea Bass and Gina said.
Right there, Sammy is about his whole radio thing. Huh.
G and Sammy don't understand anecdotes versus overall trends.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Sounds like something a researcher would say, right, sounds a
smart guy.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, there's the what jar no offense, but board sucks
on the mic.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
There's a little one.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I love what he tells a bad story. And then
Greg is like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
All right, I mean you're getting some laps in the room.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
No judgment because knowing it's from you, No judgment. Did
Sammy listen to the Woody Show before she got hired
or did you just want a job on the radio now?
I don't think she did listen to the show. She
was working on another radio page.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I've been very open about that. I didn't listen to
other radio shows at all other than the one I
was on.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
My twelve year old daughter said, that's so random, just
like Greg. Okay, now let's go to a twelve year
old daughter. Right, let's go to the nitpicking of warning,
which we all know that you speaking.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Of nitpicking, nitpicking this person's text, we really are, because
there's thirty six pages.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
We just kind of whittled them down.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I actually think I have more angry texts than you do.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, so I had had angry.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I had Gina go through all thirty six pages, and
then she kind of did a passive, and then I
did the pass of it, and then I organized a
little bit. Uh, this is the nitpicking the wording here.
I was thinking, we're gonna get regular news, but these
are trending news headlines, you guys rule. So this is
where all that whole thing about the nitpicking over the
text of people.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's a thing and a smart thing to stop down
on and a radio.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Why does what he say hit us up with that text?
Is he trying to sound street? I try to send
that text, but my phone will only allow me to
send a text. This is very s It says sorry, Yeah,
we did address because then I said sorry. Now that
the texter mentionaged it, I can't stop hearing when what
he says hit us up on that text. He is
(19:38):
definitely he's replying to his own text.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Now this is he or she?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
By the way, these are not trending news headlines. You're
just reading the news that word covers the other. Well,
I do support that. Wait, hold on, everybody, Gina's reading
more than the headline. She's reading the actual story. Tell
her to stop what he Thank you for giving us
the original gangster version of this song. It sounds so
(20:03):
cool when you put.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
It that way.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It must have been like alien an farm, smooth criminal.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Maybe like yeah, like, oh yeah, what was it?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
By time, Greg, it is not random to send glasses
to a lens crafters. We thought you knew what words mean.
Are you a twelve year old girl? Thank you body
for quote getting after it today? You are really going
after whatever. It is really harder than normal. This morning's random.
That is random.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
That's pretty right in the context.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I guess, Well, because there are some days I schedule
a lot of you know, bigger what could be end
up like longer segments than we have necessary time for.
So I'll say the dude ambitious hour. Yeah, you know,
because like we're trying to get to a lot of
stuff here. So let's let's kind of keep It's kind
of more of a reminder for the rest of us
in the room. Let's keep it moving. Oh yeah, this
is when Sea Bass was on location doing that movie
(20:53):
with Perry Caravello and uh ohio. Yeah me Tooie. You
won't be checking in randomly with Sea Bass. You're just
not going to spin a wheel to determine when you
talk to him. You will check in quote periodically.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Appreciate ye.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Me. By the way, why would I Why would I
leave an obvious trail of clues by using the same
number that's already a public the course over the course
of four years. This is a troll job by an
obvious troll.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
The Sea Bass, ever get pissed when what he plays
clips that he could have used for the weekend. Sea
Bass is exactly correct about Corey Feldman, s n L,
Bill Maher and many others have had him on after
the bag on him.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
It is intellectually curious. These are all this exame exactly
is interfice conversation exactly right. We also have that conversation
on the air.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Very why does Greg hate that Sea Bass got hired?
Wasn't what he about to quit? And dissolve the show
until Sea Bass. Sea Bass showed up. Those are two
different things. We brought that up on the air. Those
are those are two different things. Really sucked like the
first nine months, and I kind of was following the
things the way that we did it, and then I said,
we're going to do things our own way. And that's
when I said, you know what, I'm not going to
hire this producer person that you want us to hire.
(22:09):
I'm going to hire the person that we want to hire,
which was him, Baby yeah, oh babe. Mistakes for me
starting to think that Gina might be a little slow.
The one that clip was saying exactly what medicine Sea
Bass have been saying. I just noticed when told Sea
Bass that Bravo had been doing drama in real estate
shows for a while now. Sea Bass didn't pout and
wine that not everyone knows everything. He accepted it and
(22:30):
moved on.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Sounds like a mature person.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
The show does run a lot more smoothly without Sea Bass.
Everyone just kind of agrees, doesn't really say anything interesting
or controversial and moves on.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Is the work of a very sick individual. And choosing
on this person who is a master troll I will
give him that.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You have heard.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
This is a level nine troll.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I hate to agree with stupid Sea Bass different again,
but he's right about the championship thing. It's not a
big coincidence. Sadly, Sea Bass different spelling again is correct.
There are new episodes coming out next year, but the
other new ones are from.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
A few years ago. But we don't know what's a
bad again.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh yeah right, I was getting this is like three
or four years whatever. You would think for as much
harm imprimaty because what he watches, he'd get basic principle
that you can't cram a bunch of appliances into a
power strip. Sea Bass smarter yet again, shaking my head.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
This is.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Debacle.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Plug it into the wall, not into the board.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Okay, Menace and Sea Bass with straight facts on therapy.
Sea Bass always cites his source when he plays a clip,
not what Seed Bass said. The irs site does say
that he can come after they can come after you.
Ten years later, Sea Bass was right, we always had
tons of energy as kids.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Lood. He was a low ta kid too, no offense.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
But Sea Bass sniffed out that Morgan doesn't really lift
weight quite easily. Thank you, for Sea Bass for pointing
out false enthusiasm from people on the show. Can we
all just admit that sea As was a trazillion percent
correct about the fight shares to not just repeating what
the last person said about the fires, and then I'll
give you just a couple more things here. Okay, this
(24:10):
is where he's playing make believe I'm a woman, and
I know I'm doing, But I do have a vagina
question for my fellow ladies. Does having a period make
you talk out of the side of your mouth? That's
clearly I don't know. Said I did a modeling gig
once got paid a good amount for like barely showing anything. Okay,
(24:30):
my great great uncle was a West Virginia coal miner,
and he said they used to use.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
One bird or sometimes a mouse.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
We were talking about going into disturbing Yeah, all right,
I drive one of those camarosa. I don't know that
was about, but apparently he does. Anyone going skiing this season,
they wonder and great time At the takeover, they're they're
replying about what a great time they had.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
So who would do like that's a weird thing to
be talking about that. That's not a random troll yeah,
I enjoy this text. They will. Yeah, they only have
they only have a couple numbers. Yeah, I could pull
up the text from that number if I do, and
if that is indeed my number, now I can do
it right down in front of Sammy.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I could do it.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
And you guys want to touch anything that she doesn't see?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Sea Best?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Come on, yeah, dude, just yeah, I mean you're you're
the guy who's caught in bed with another chick. Well,
and she's going, what the hell is this? Yeah, well
I don't know what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
No, I think.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Right, it could be c G Yeah it's a yeah,
all right, Well anyway, Sea Best you are. I'll tell
you what if you didn't get employee of the month for
other things, uh, you would definitely get fan texture of
the month the.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Four years, let's say, hypothetically. Hypothetically which again there's no proof.
In fact there's proof or not. This is just like
a good person serving up topic points for you guys
to come back to. Like this would be a like
Howard hard Stern used to have writer. You would write
him like, oh, talk about this, and he'd have a
little screen that would pop.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You work here and you could just pass it.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
To me assaulting all the people that you were sulted.
That's not me, a guy who is about efficiency and
not wasting time.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Feed it through the text and hopes that we might
see it and take it as like you know, I
would take it more seriously from you as a producer
on the show than I would. There's some random text.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, this is kind of sad, just I.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Mean, photographer speaking anyway, Well, thank you for all the
texting bet that person. That was great work.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh yeah, you know googling. Yeah, well you know when
you have a troll text back within thirty seconds and
something happening thirty six pages?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
All right, welcome back, man. There's so much more to
cover here. Obviously, the text are blowing up.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
People are not happy, well something not happy. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I don't know why anybody would be surprised.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Well that's true, Yeah, very unsurprising.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And it's a new low.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
As we say all the time, it tracks like it's
it's on it's on character yeah right American, which it
makes me. It makes me laugh. It honestly just makes
me laugh more than anything I know.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh yeah, like the Idaho Killer go on, I tell
you there's thirty six pages of sea Bass text to
the show. Yeah, he's our number one fan to the.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Show, number one text her from like twelve feet away.
I was engaged. And then Gina is also convinced that
these are also his.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh there's there's another number.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
For sure, it's gonna be weird, but I welcome Greg's replacement.
Let's see, I'm worried about my bills. Woof Bort not funny.
So there it goes again.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Morgan lies that Sea Bass spelled differently again, ignored her
at the Porno Awards. Sammy lies that he doesn't fill
the copier properly.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, so funny.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
We're so already buck you.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Burner media rare Burger, media, rare bitch is so needy
because I'm Russian. I'm Asian. It's the best thing not
being Asian.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Honestly, the right.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Show.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Okay, everybody bear with me on this follow up to
all thirty six pages of Sea Bass is texting into
the show from the cart and ARC's phone number as
Bort uncovered, and we read through some of them, and
I don't think there's anybody in this room who doesn't
believe it's sea bass. But you know, if we expected
as much of a defense from sea bass, here's here'shere,
(28:48):
we're kind of running too a problem. I gotta take
a break for there's a bunch of people, a bunch
of radio stations who are done for the day. They're
programming ends of the Woodie Show.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
We will continue this conversation so that don't go any where.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Uh And if anybody, if your station is cutting away
and you go to commercials, just know that you can
hear the rest of this conversation on today's podcast, because
we have stations that are joining and dropping out throughout
the day. Yeah, just get our podcast and you can
hear the rest of the conversation. Apologies, but man, that
ran long. Yeah, all right, we're back on. Okay, now
(29:29):
we're back on. Okay, Okay, nice Morgan, we get We've
never had to do something like this before.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I think this is a first.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
This is a first. It's that big.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
This is a first.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Right, So on the on the on the sea bass
texting thing, thirty six pages of text messages on all
kinds of things. Here are some of the other just
criticizing ones.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Jesus Christ, it's too bad.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Knowing the studio is good at improv or stand up.
It feels like Danville would have been a great opportunity
to have someone pretend to be him and expand on stories,
just making barking noises. I'm not sure what that is Danville, Danville,
Danville maybe Denville? Oh maybe what was that?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Was the guy because because that's a weird name. Yeah,
the guy. That's the Denville Curry guy.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Thank you, Gina for not lying about how much better
androids are. You are also cute reading. The commercial wording
is if it's natural bantern, I mean like our job. Okay,
classic lying woman syndrome from the ladies. People tell lisso
she's gorgeous, and girls say you're hot just so you'll.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Say they're hot. That's called I learned a new term
for that. It's called yes lighting.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, oh yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
So if you say is hot, they have to say, oh,
so are you.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yes, because you know it's not true, but you're saying yes.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I didn't think we'd hear Austin Powers clips on the
radio this century, but you guys made it happen. Wow.
I think we're talking about lasers on something and the
leagues are being on their heads. A lot of people,
especially women, don't know how to properly lift weights. Weird
from a feminism, it's more than likely one of them.
(31:08):
Dult Wait okay, hold on, hoh wait wait what was
that called?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Adult?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Wait quick, So you're saying this is a new number.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
No, no, this is the same one, the same Yeah.
This is to be fair, this.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Person, which I don't care about one way to the other, right,
this is it looks bad, but when it's when you
take years of messages and condense them down and don't
you know, no context. So I understand that we always
say text has no context. That's why people get mad.
This is the excuse for all of the text, correct,
potentially for this person I'm trying to help put out. Now,
I will say, and here's the thing, I'm not mad
(31:38):
about it. In fact, I get great joy entertainment. It's great,
this is great for the show. This is a great thing.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
And this is exactly what Sea Bass does, right. This
is who he is, like, this is the kind of
stuff that he's enjoy So I didn't think he'd be,
you know, sending all these things over these text messages
or whatever. But we know that he battles with people
on the text all.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The Yeah, but he battles in third person. Doesn't those either?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Some tribes? But I will say that, you know, SeaBASS
does a lot of great things for the show. I
think he does a really good job. That's why he's
gotten Employee of the Month before, even though he doesn't
want it. You know, he does what he's supposed to
for the show, and we have created a job here
for him where, like I said before, he gets to
do the things that he really wants to do without
any of the things he didn't want to do. However,
(32:23):
a lot of these notes would be the notes of
someone who would be, like, I don't know the executive
producer of the show, which he gave up straight So
if he wanted to be the executive producer, you should
have just maybe stayed the executive producer.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well, that's it comes a lot first off, that comes
with a lot of as a side issue, that comes
with a lot of nonsense with that he doesn't want to.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Do, which again I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I mean that happened. I'll tell you that. The quick
story about that is I was literally dressed as a
dog and I was changing into a dog costume out
of my trunk outside of a Taco Bell, And I'm
getting messages from that Australian guy that used to work
here about some nonsense for something that didn't matter to what.
He knows this because he blows that guy off all that,
or used to blow that guy off all the time. Correct,
And I well, what what am I doing here?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Like?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Which which am I doing? Am I dressing as a
dog a good at Taco Bell? Or am I dealing
with your nonsense?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
So Sea Bass SeaBASS came to me and said, hey,
I don't think I really want to be the executive
producer anymore. Great he brings a lot of great stuff
with these other things that he really truly enjoys doing,
and I want him to be able to do that.
He didn't want to be getting here every day at
three o'clock in the morning anymore. We figured that out
meetings with sales. I said, hey, man, here's I'm saying.
It's evolved over the years, and I think he's got
I got to say, I think he's got the best
(33:29):
job of anybody here because it's just the stuff he
wants to do and nothing else. But he does have
the ability to be a part of one hundred percent
of things if he wants to. It's just like, you know,
he doesn't need to. I say, hey, I'd like to
have you here for this, this and this and to
be and the rest of the stuff. Is am I
wrong on?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
This?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Is completely up totate And I sayd hey, man, I
would love you to be part of everything.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
But to also be fair, it's not like the show,
because you know, I have a good match for the show. Tonally,
It's not like you guys were like, okay, Sea Bass,
we really need someone to go to whatever the classic
car show and talk to enthusiasts about their hot like
you like. The stuff we do is stuff I tend
to like in general. So it's not like, hey, we
got a library grand opening. We need you at ten
a m On Sunday.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Thank god?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, correct, all right. So and for that, I will
also say, while it is a fun job, this is
still a business and it's still a job, and it's
it's not an easy job by way of a lot
of things, like the schedule. For one schedule, obviously, I
just think.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
The schedule has given me a trial fibrillation. But we'll
see about that you have the best schedule of everybody.
So if you have autrial fribulations, have a heart monitor
as we speak. Yeah, So anyway, asking for sympathy, I
was just too, it's a tough job because of number one,
the hours. Also to there's a high level of expectation
(34:47):
because there's a high level of expectation on us as
a show from the company that we work for and
the affiliates that we're on and everything else.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And so I have a high level expectation of you know,
uh a detail, a detailed effort being a part of things.
And maybe sometimes that's where the you know, uh over
enthusiasm comes from, because I think people they want to
be in the may, they want to participate, right, So
there's just a lot of pressure and it's not for everybody.
And I don't think it's something that people can just
(35:16):
do forever.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I'm not gonna be doing it forever. However, there have
been some people along the way, and I'll bring up
Julianne because she was really kind of the first person
of note that left, and it's because I had no
idea what choice. They told me three minutes to said hey,
we're bringing Juliane in right now, we're going to let
her go. I'm like, why, because they were doing these cuts.
And so at that point I went to the company
and I changed the language of my deal. They can
(35:40):
no longer get rid of anybody unless I agree to it.
And that means exactly what you all think of me.
And radio loves doing that in general. And so therefore
I went and I controlled that situation for that variable
from this point forward. Randy had an entry level position
here and he went and got a job at the NFL,
crushed that and now has another job where looking at
a different company. He's doing great. He's traveling all over
(36:02):
the place, which is.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
The nature of the business, because you can't like, we
can't like, oh you really get at the show. He
can't just make three Woody shows.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
So Eric Nick Soundway whatever, same deal, got offered a
job at the NFL. Wanted better hours. His wife was
about to have a you know, a baby there very
shortly change up his life style.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Great.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Even Christina, who is nuts and we you know, a
nice girl, nice girl, she couldn't swing doing both this
full time and going to school for to be a
therapist or which I think she is a therapist. Now
I'll say about Cameron. Cameron, we offered him a new job.
We offered him not a new job, we offered him
(36:40):
a new contract with a raise. And Cameron was like,
you know, of his talking school. He was like literally
crying to me about like how he couldn't do the hours.
And I said, well, let me, you know, let me
see what I suck, let me let me see what
I can figure out whatever. And so he came back
to me and then he said, hey, I'm going to
take a job, even though he had time left on
(37:01):
his contract and the comedy didn't want to let him
out a contract. I figured out what because I get it,
and he was a good he was a good worker
for us, left the contract.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Early, and now he's a great table dancer. No, but
here's what I okay, here's the one thing I about
that whole situation.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I don't get.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
The person that I don't get.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, so the person that he went to go work
for after he left this show is the same person
that almost daily.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I would say, basically on a daily basis.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
He would make fun of and rip on and talk
crap about, talk terrible things about that.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, about what a psycho of this person was and
like awkward.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
So that's where I was kind of like, wow, that's
kind of weird, Like why would you want to go
work for So that's the one thing. But while he
was here, fact he was, I thought he did a
great job. I treated him as such, and you know,
to the point where we got a new contract.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
In the race, he wanted to go do something else. Fine,
he was. I will say this, as much as Cameron
and a menace and eyebag on Cameron, he was professional,
showed up at the time. Correct, he was out a
little bit, but that was right, you know, part of
his charm.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
And then let's address the elephant in the room, rav okay,
because I would love to tell you exactly the ins
and outs of that entire situation. I got no secret,
nothing to hide on my side. However, legally, thanks to
the iHeart lawyers, I am not allowed to speak about
it yet. And if you want to know why that is,
(38:23):
you should ask Ravy. That's all I gotta say about it,
because that's all I can say about it. When I'm
allowed to, you better believe that I will absolutely give
everybody the story. Top to bottom, left to right, and
all I will say at this point is that everybody
earns their way on this show on a daily basis,
And so that's there's back to that expectation because it's
(38:46):
a business. At the end of the day, this is
a job. We all have responsibilities. So the minute I'm
allowed to legally say anything about it, you bet I will.
And if you have a question as to when that
might be, feel free to ask. That's it.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, But otherwise, I mean, everybody does a great job
here on the show, and I'm happy that. I really
love this group of people that we've got. I think
we've got a really good to I think we've been
having a lot of fun I have.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I think it's been fantastic. It's something. It just feels different.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I ever laughed so much and so hard.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
But anyway, and then and then, and that includes Sea Bass,
going back to that whole thing.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Say this, I want to put why won't you just
admit it you don't wanna do. I'm gonna be on that.
I'm gonna put a bounty out hundred dollars this guy
hundred bucks that they turned themselves in. They probably don't
have receipts, because there's probably the service. But if you
want to at least talk to why But why because
(39:48):
because I want to I want to report Some of
the Texters who say things like Sea Bass would never
have linked an easily traceable phone to do this stuff,
except you think that you're smarter than everybody. That's similar.
If you google the first that's and I'm the first
thing that comes up. That's an obvious Did you google
it before? But what about your other numbers? Wait? Did
you text it? Not? What other numbers? Did you google
(40:09):
it before? This? No, I'm saying I know exactly because
I don't know. No, No, I know that numbers out
there because on that number on the Cartnark's number. I
get texts mostly from fans and voicemails mostly from fans,
but I also get some like troll texts yeah, saying like, oh,
I'm gonna leave all my so I know the numbers
out on the internet. He's going to die on the film.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Look, man, how come this number hasn't told you though?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
That's the question there was it.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I don't say God bless you. I don't try to
make small talk about your weekend in the hallways you know, uh,
I appreciate you for what you are likewise, and that's.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
The stupid, boring, insuble, unfunny yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Anyway, yeah, a lot of like well, when we be
able to going back to that, when we be able
to again, if you want to know when I'll be
able to talk about that, If you can ask Raby,
that's a that's a question one one thousand percent for Rabie.
You could talk to her about it. Are we still friends?
Absolutely not and never will be at this point, And
you can ask Rave about that as well. Pending for
their developments, right right, we're gonna so I legal par
(41:14):
legal
The trance letter at the English alphabet is what menace?
This could be the easiest question we've ever had, and
super smart is not important to me. The trance letter
at the English alphabet is value in that.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Worry the Woody Show. Al Right, we are in Q
another new amount hour easy for me to trying to
find the what we need for our next segment. Here
here we go, all right, another hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Thank you for being here, give us your valuable.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Time this morning. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.
Good morning, Menace is here, Good morning Gina gre There
is Man. We've got Sammy, and we got Morgan here.
Take you to calls eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
You can send us a.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Text if you'd like, over to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now. The first thing we're gonn to do this hour
is go to Greg Gory.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
For some immaturity applies to text messages, and I think
Greg kind of fell out of love with doing this
for a while, but that's why we don't do it
as often as we used to.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But people still like it. It's what the people like,
that's what the people know.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
These are real text messages that have come into the
text two to nine eighty seven, and Greg will be
sending these replies after he gives us a couple options
and we help him decide which one we're going to
go with.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
New page. All right, how about text number one? Next
number one is from the eight one to eight. Why
does Woody keep having bort On? He's consistently low energy
and uninteresting. So a couple of odds the whole thing,
that's the whole time. Why does Woody keep on board on?
He is consistently low energy and uninteresting.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You're just going to file that under action items.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Great? How about why because every time he talks it
makes you angry, and we feed off your tears the
same way your mom feeds off dong dog dog.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, okay, that's good. It might be hard to beat,
you know. We have another option. Yeah, okay, okay, this one, Yeah,
it's good.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I worked on this way too long and I'm not
proud of it. Okay, but something along the lines of
too bad. Your dad hadn't been low energy with this
pull out method in your mom's nuthole, so we could
hear less from your opinion hole.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This is gonna finish.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's really good.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's amazing his full nuthole an opinion hole.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah. Had he not been low energy Pullout game texture
would not be there.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Born's studio is all torn up. I would go to
uh bord on this one, Hey, Bory, once you run
on in, I would like to uh all right, so
he is he coming in?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's tough man.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sorry, we're gonna get borts more mic time hearing ye sorry,
sorry texts for.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You all right, They're gonna be so depressed.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Now did you hear did you hear the replies?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes, which one do you like the best?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'll let you know. Let's like bor there. I'm a
big fan of reply number one.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Howles are Dono is great?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
However the pullout game one, that's it, that's the best one.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Love it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I think it's great.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You understood it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's kind of a thinker.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, that response control see ConTroll by the way,
it's a trick that Greg learned. Not that longeh to
copy who used to like type them all out? Again?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yea, even already I had all this computer broted.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Sometimes I just take the long one day, I'll here
you go. Eight one.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Bort is great, thank you. Let me click on make
sure this is not a troll. The previous question replied
mena sucks. No, I'm looking now me love, Greg sending
you hugs? When and where is the prom nine? Okay,
move over, we have a knew what would Morgan do
for money?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah? Alright, right, all right, that's good, So there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All right, Okay, Greg Gory's immature applies to text messages.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
One more, also from the eight. Can we put a
what jar in front of Gina? You don't have to
respond to every syllable that comes out of Woody's mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
What's that like a you know, like swell, like a
swear like a swear?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
D yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Said anyway, like if we're in a conversation like what yeah? Sorry, sorry,
I'm curious.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The one bort is great, says the three. Nice way
to go, Greg Gory, smoke that guy like a piece
of good.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Comes.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I feel so special any time? All right? Can we
put a what jar in front of Gina? You don't
have to respond to every syllable that comes out of
Woody's mouth. So this one's super simple. We'll get a
what jar when your mom gets a butt slut jar damn,
you feel me, dog wash the I do you know
it would end with it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You feel me dog You are the master because their
mom likes what but and not just like likes it,
but no, like crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Satiable? And then how about worry less about what comes
out of Gina's mouth and more about all the beef
bullets cramming their way into your mom's meat puddle.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I've not heard that one on the end. Yeah, you
gained me on the end. Meat puddle. I don't know
what it is. Oh, it's I think it's after, you know,
it's after it's just been absolutely obliterated. Yeah, meat, it's
like swampy roastby.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I gotta say the meat puddle is creative, genius.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, obliterator.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Number one, number one.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Now we have to go meat puddle.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
We do scriptory, so number two seas scriptori scriptory.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, I'll go with the number two as well.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
So good. I love and upsetting sea bass is great.
Oh my god, meat puddle.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I have control seed, I have controlled v And now
we're sending done done.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
All right, nice work, beautifully done.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Since we're kind of on the topic, I thought this
is pretty cool. Carrie Underwood. You know Carrie Underwood, Yes,
Carrie Underwood. Yeah Underwood, Yeah, Carrie under one. She was
doing a thing with E News and she was telling
them how she's approached social media and this is a
good lesson I think for a lot of people. She
said that does she learned this from Joe Rogan and
(07:02):
it's a thing called post and ghost. So basically she
wants you to know that it's really important to remember
that the Internet or social media specifically, or texts in
a lot of ways, like these kind of texts, it's
not the real world. And it took her a long
time to realize that. She says, quote, I'm forty two
years old. Do I care if somebody doesn't like my
(07:23):
hair today or if this thing I sang or how
I sang it. I don't. So if I want to
post something, I'm just gonna do it and leave it there.
And by the way, that also means no reading the comments. Yeah,
you could post whatever you I do think it's weak
when like people disable comments. Yeah, definitely, it's one thing
(07:45):
if you disable comment going. Look, man, I know that
people are going to use this to make fun of
whoever this person's what. There's like a story party. There's
a story about a kid in some way, shape or form,
and they go, all right, this kid, there's gonna be there.
Really means that I understand. Yeah. But like when you
are putting yourself out there and you're taking a position
on something that could be considered strong or on anything,
(08:07):
but you're putting yourself out in the public taking a
position and you turn the comments off, that's pretty weak.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's lamb.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I think it's really weak.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But I've never heard that. Posting ghosts, I think it's
pretty good.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Posts. That's good.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, post and ghost because it's not real life.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No, none of it is. No, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Carrie Underwood, Yeah, because if.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
You're if you're never on your social media, you wouldn't
even know that people have.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's we're trying to explain who Carrie Underwood is by
just saying, carry on.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Carry Underwood.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
We're gonna takeet shot quick carry Underwood carry or what
he shows next?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Hang on, fellow comrades and mediocrity.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I want you to listen very careful.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
You can all go straight to have.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Something to let you know about. We got medicine board.
They're gonna be at the grand opening of raising canes
and you kaipa. Yeah, that's the corner of twelfth and
you cut how far or is.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
You kuipa from the radio station our half if we're lucky, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Now is that with no traffic it's an hour and
a half.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Okay, yeah, so or I might have to leave like immediately,
but uh raising Keynes did say that they're going to
bring even more giveaways for the time that we're going
to be there.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
So we always have a lot of giveaways of these things.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, but they're going to bring even more.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That's from two to four pm. So if you're out
in the area or a plan to be out in
the area of you kaipa tomorrow, Medicine Boort will be
out there from two to four giving away stuff. Dude.
I got to get the hell out of here tomorrow
as well, because tomorrow I'm doing a blood test and
I gotta do It's one of those fastings.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You're going to be delightful tomorrow. We have the worst
schedule for that, yeah, I know the worst.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That And also I finally made the appointment because I
have to have a consultation for the colonoscopy.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, you go get lucky a little finger bang mate. Yeah,
if you're lucky.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I never realized these consultations were a thing.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's just the moment.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You should just be talked out here.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It would be.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, as far as I fingering, yeah yeah, so yeah,
but the prep for that, see, I think that's so
you gotta do that.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Got a Friday.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's yeah, how you're doing yours.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Because it's just you're just flushing the system and flushing
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
For twelve hours though, right, And I don't eat much
in the morning. Yeah, but I'm already dreading it because
knowing that you can't eat makes you starve totally solid.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's the Woodie Show, The Woody Show, all right, Welcome
back everybody, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
So we had Greg's immature replies to text messages right
before break served.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
But what what what was What was the term that
we liked a lot?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Was it meet me?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
And then the first one was about board said what.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
He was low energy and UH consistently low energy and uninteresting.
But we feed off the tears. That's the way your
mom feeds off dong mail.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So Bort saw that text message come in last week
and we forwarded it to UH to Greg and then
Bort did a little bit more digging into that, and
uh he made it. He made a discovery.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh yeah, he looked inside and said, I am I
am low energy and boring.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
No, yeah, he didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Actually, here comes, here comes Bort obviously has a shadow
out the looming shadow, and he's moving with a very
little the looming shadow.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Anyway, so, uh, hey bored, welcome back and so like. Yeah,
so he looked into the because we can see, like
when somebody sends a text, okay, uh, we could see
all the other texts that they send.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It Verzon Mobiles eighteen.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So uh we printed off all the text messages that
this per same person has sent thirty six pages.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Now, hold on, this is this is how it sounds
when you I mean, I look, it's it's a ton, right,
it's it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah. Anyway, the phone number on there is you know,
they got the phone number on there?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Who sent it?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
See you can see at the top and uh so
the last four digits of the number is one eight
seven nine. Uh huh one eight seven nine. Now here's
here's the phone number, menace. I'm gonna show it to
you at the top here. Okay, okay, all right, can
(12:46):
you can you see that?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Is it the same or is it a different number
than this number here? Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Okay, so it's the same number that's on all the
stickers that Sea Bass leaves on people's cars for.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Cartnerd Ye six pages sex. Now that's a deep People say,
that's a deep fan because he can screw up any another, right,
people say. People say, people say, hey, what do the
show when it's time for commercials or music or whatever.
What are you guys doing in that time or what
(13:24):
are you guys talking about in that time?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And we have always wondered because we have a setup.
Sea Bass is a very unique position here on the show,
whereas he pretty much does just the stuff that he
wants to do or that he wants to pticipate him.
There are certain things that I say, hey, man, I'd
really like he's in here for this segment or that segment.
(13:46):
But otherwise he has the ability to be involved in
all of them. It's up to him that you know,
whether he wants to be involved in those or not.
But a lot of times he is just sitting in
the office and he is on the computer and Vaughan
notices on XT messages apparently because va because Vaughn sees
like he's on the text a lot, and we assume
that he's running back to some people. But apparently here, yes,
(14:09):
he's texting into the show as if he's a listener.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Well that's that's the assumption here. No, it's okay anyway,
so men menace. Can someone not spoof any phone number
out there? Oh yeah, okay, so tell me tell me
to tell the truth.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yes they can.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
So if they had this, this would be a great little
like dig it me to like tend you.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
So how far.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
To like twenty twenty one?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
So, uh so here, let me let me let me
read something and you can tell me if these are
these sound like sea bass dat okay, okay. Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
When it comes to people, I broke it out into
different things about people on the show, U nitpicking wording
on things. Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Let's see. There's also one here character supporting himself.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
There's also one called make playing make believe, pretending to
be somebody completely different all the together.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's very so this person is a real psychopath. You're saying, yes, okay,
your words, Okay, I like so the Texas, I like
blank people. I like blank more than people, dog's mascots,
et cetera. Isn't the interesting, funny, unique take that Bort
thinks it is? I mean it's true, Okay, I support this,
(15:21):
agree with.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Gina and Sea Bass. Give Greg some comedy lessons. When
somebody does a great impression, don't copy them, just set
them up like Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
The other thing.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Is doesn't spell sea Bass correctly ever? Sure s A right,
It's it's it's c Bass or s e a.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I mean it's the text all the time, that's sure.
Sure Okay, Sammy worst instincts in radio. I mean that's now.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
This these these, these next two, These next.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Two came in while Greg was out, while he was
with his parents after his brother passed away. Greg is
going to be so rested after his free two week vacation. Also,
h Greg took a major vacation this month.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, that's what that was. Yes, it was a vacation.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Gotta give it to Sammy. She out bores everyone every week.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yikes. Did Gina learn these listening and gas lighting skills
in therapy?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Because he's always talking about gas lighting and therapy? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Uh so, Wait, what did Bort mean with his some
type of look comment or is he just being unfunny
and uninteresting as useful? By the way, there was there
was a number that we're targeted at board.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's not nice, no offense. But what Sammy and Gina
s A M M Y and g E E n
A do besides shoot down the fun ideas? I didn't
realize Sammy is a jumper in her sea Mass will
set up an explanation, and as he's about to pay
it off, she jumps in with nonsense.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It's so interesting that this person is I mean they're
listening with ears.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yes, sounds like there, Hey Morgan, let's see this one
is for you. It says, uh Morgan has entered the
phase of working out where it has become her personality.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
He baited me with that one too, because I texted
back all mad.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Okay, See, I'm convinced what he has no idea about
the FCC. He just used an explicit sexual term about
oral sex. I have a better understanding from all my
years and from my dealings with the FCC in the
past that yeah, have a pretty good idea. Did Bort
learn how to be a wet blanket from Sammy?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
It's not fair.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yes, you gotta stopped doing that.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
I know I'm off I know I'm off the hook
because I can't spell any of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Bort is just not good on the air, is Greg okay?
He repeated both what both Sea Bass and Gina said.
Right there, Sammy is about his whole radio thing. Huh.
G and Sammy don't understand anecdotes versus overall trends.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Sounds like something a researcher would say, right, sounds a
smart guy.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, there's the what jar no offense, but board sucks
on the mic.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
There's a little one.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I love what he tells a bad story. And then
Greg is like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
All right, I mean you're getting some laps in the room.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
No judgment because knowing it's from you, No judgment. Did
Sammy listen to the Woody Show before she got hired
or did you just want a job on the radio now?
I don't think she did listen to the show. She
was working on another radio page.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I've been very open about that. I didn't listen to
other radio shows at all other than the one I
was on.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
My twelve year old daughter said, that's so random, just
like Greg. Okay, now let's go to a twelve year
old daughter. Right, let's go to the nitpicking of warning,
which we all know that you speaking.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Of nitpicking, nitpicking this person's text, we really are, because
there's thirty six pages.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
We just kind of whittled them down.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
I actually think I have more angry texts than you do.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, so I had had angry.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I had Gina go through all thirty six pages, and
then she kind of did a passive, and then I
did the pass of it, and then I organized a
little bit. Uh, this is the nitpicking the wording here.
I was thinking, we're gonna get regular news, but these
are trending news headlines, you guys rule. So this is
where all that whole thing about the nitpicking over the
text of people.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's a thing and a smart thing to stop down
on and a radio.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Why does what he say hit us up with that text?
Is he trying to sound street? I try to send
that text, but my phone will only allow me to
send a text. This is very s It says sorry, Yeah,
we did address because then I said sorry. Now that
the texter mentionaged it, I can't stop hearing when what
he says hit us up on that text. He is
(19:38):
definitely he's replying to his own text.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Now this is he or she?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
By the way, these are not trending news headlines. You're
just reading the news that word covers the other. Well,
I do support that. Wait, hold on, everybody, Gina's reading
more than the headline. She's reading the actual story. Tell
her to stop what he Thank you for giving us
the original gangster version of this song. It sounds so
(20:03):
cool when you put.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
It that way.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It must have been like alien an farm, smooth criminal.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Maybe like yeah, like, oh yeah, what was it?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
By time, Greg, it is not random to send glasses
to a lens crafters. We thought you knew what words mean.
Are you a twelve year old girl? Thank you body
for quote getting after it today? You are really going
after whatever. It is really harder than normal. This morning's random.
That is random.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
That's pretty right in the context.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I guess, Well, because there are some days I schedule
a lot of you know, bigger what could be end
up like longer segments than we have necessary time for.
So I'll say the dude ambitious hour. Yeah, you know,
because like we're trying to get to a lot of
stuff here. So let's let's kind of keep It's kind
of more of a reminder for the rest of us
in the room. Let's keep it moving. Oh yeah, this
is when Sea Bass was on location doing that movie
(20:53):
with Perry Caravello and uh ohio. Yeah me Tooie. You
won't be checking in randomly with Sea Bass. You're just
not going to spin a wheel to determine when you
talk to him. You will check in quote periodically.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Appreciate ye.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Me. By the way, why would I Why would I
leave an obvious trail of clues by using the same
number that's already a public the course over the course
of four years. This is a troll job by an
obvious troll.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
The Sea Bass, ever get pissed when what he plays
clips that he could have used for the weekend. Sea
Bass is exactly correct about Corey Feldman, s n L,
Bill Maher and many others have had him on after
the bag on him.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
It is intellectually curious. These are all this exame exactly
is interfice conversation exactly right. We also have that conversation
on the air.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Very why does Greg hate that Sea Bass got hired?
Wasn't what he about to quit? And dissolve the show
until Sea Bass. Sea Bass showed up. Those are two
different things. We brought that up on the air. Those
are those are two different things. Really sucked like the
first nine months, and I kind of was following the
things the way that we did it, and then I said,
we're going to do things our own way. And that's
when I said, you know what, I'm not going to
hire this producer person that you want us to hire.
(22:09):
I'm going to hire the person that we want to hire,
which was him, Baby yeah, oh babe. Mistakes for me
starting to think that Gina might be a little slow.
The one that clip was saying exactly what medicine Sea
Bass have been saying. I just noticed when told Sea
Bass that Bravo had been doing drama in real estate
shows for a while now. Sea Bass didn't pout and
wine that not everyone knows everything. He accepted it and
(22:30):
moved on.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Sounds like a mature person.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
The show does run a lot more smoothly without Sea Bass.
Everyone just kind of agrees, doesn't really say anything interesting
or controversial and moves on.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Is the work of a very sick individual. And choosing
on this person who is a master troll I will
give him that.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You have heard.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
This is a level nine troll.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I hate to agree with stupid Sea Bass different again,
but he's right about the championship thing. It's not a
big coincidence. Sadly, Sea Bass different spelling again is correct.
There are new episodes coming out next year, but the
other new ones are from.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
A few years ago. But we don't know what's a
bad again.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh yeah right, I was getting this is like three
or four years whatever. You would think for as much
harm imprimaty because what he watches, he'd get basic principle
that you can't cram a bunch of appliances into a
power strip. Sea Bass smarter yet again, shaking my head.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
This is.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Debacle.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Plug it into the wall, not into the board.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Okay, Menace and Sea Bass with straight facts on therapy.
Sea Bass always cites his source when he plays a clip,
not what Seed Bass said. The irs site does say
that he can come after they can come after you.
Ten years later, Sea Bass was right, we always had
tons of energy as kids.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Lood. He was a low ta kid too, no offense.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
But Sea Bass sniffed out that Morgan doesn't really lift
weight quite easily. Thank you, for Sea Bass for pointing
out false enthusiasm from people on the show. Can we
all just admit that sea As was a trazillion percent
correct about the fight shares to not just repeating what
the last person said about the fires, and then I'll
give you just a couple more things here. Okay, this
(24:10):
is where he's playing make believe I'm a woman, and
I know I'm doing, But I do have a vagina
question for my fellow ladies. Does having a period make
you talk out of the side of your mouth? That's
clearly I don't know. Said I did a modeling gig
once got paid a good amount for like barely showing anything. Okay,
(24:30):
my great great uncle was a West Virginia coal miner,
and he said they used to use.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
One bird or sometimes a mouse.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
We were talking about going into disturbing Yeah, all right,
I drive one of those camarosa. I don't know that
was about, but apparently he does. Anyone going skiing this season,
they wonder and great time At the takeover, they're they're
replying about what a great time they had.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
So who would do like that's a weird thing to
be talking about that. That's not a random troll yeah,
I enjoy this text. They will. Yeah, they only have
they only have a couple numbers. Yeah, I could pull
up the text from that number if I do, and
if that is indeed my number, now I can do
it right down in front of Sammy.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I could do it.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
And you guys want to touch anything that she doesn't see?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Sea Best?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Come on, yeah, dude, just yeah, I mean you're you're
the guy who's caught in bed with another chick. Well,
and she's going, what the hell is this? Yeah, well
I don't know what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
No, I think.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Right, it could be c G Yeah it's a yeah,
all right, Well anyway, Sea Best you are. I'll tell
you what if you didn't get employee of the month for
other things, uh, you would definitely get fan texture of
the month the.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Four years, let's say, hypothetically. Hypothetically which again there's no proof.
In fact there's proof or not. This is just like
a good person serving up topic points for you guys
to come back to. Like this would be a like
Howard hard Stern used to have writer. You would write
him like, oh, talk about this, and he'd have a
little screen that would pop.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You work here and you could just pass it.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
To me assaulting all the people that you were sulted.
That's not me, a guy who is about efficiency and
not wasting time.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Feed it through the text and hopes that we might
see it and take it as like you know, I
would take it more seriously from you as a producer
on the show than I would. There's some random text.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, this is kind of sad, just I.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Mean, photographer speaking anyway, Well, thank you for all the
texting bet that person. That was great work.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh yeah, you know googling. Yeah, well you know when
you have a troll text back within thirty seconds and
something happening thirty six pages?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
All right, welcome back, man. There's so much more to
cover here. Obviously, the text are blowing up.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
People are not happy, well something not happy. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I don't know why anybody would be surprised.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Well that's true, Yeah, very unsurprising.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And it's a new low.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
As we say all the time, it tracks like it's
it's on it's on character yeah right American, which it
makes me. It makes me laugh. It honestly just makes
me laugh more than anything I know.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh yeah, like the Idaho Killer go on, I tell
you there's thirty six pages of sea Bass text to
the show. Yeah, he's our number one fan to the.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Show, number one text her from like twelve feet away.
I was engaged. And then Gina is also convinced that
these are also his.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh there's there's another number.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
For sure, it's gonna be weird, but I welcome Greg's replacement.
Let's see, I'm worried about my bills. Woof Bort not funny.
So there it goes again.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Morgan lies that Sea Bass spelled differently again, ignored her
at the Porno Awards. Sammy lies that he doesn't fill
the copier properly.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, so funny.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
We're so already buck you.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Burner media rare Burger, media, rare bitch is so needy
because I'm Russian. I'm Asian. It's the best thing not
being Asian.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Honestly, the right.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Show.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Okay, everybody bear with me on this follow up to
all thirty six pages of Sea Bass is texting into
the show from the cart and ARC's phone number as
Bort uncovered, and we read through some of them, and
I don't think there's anybody in this room who doesn't
believe it's sea bass. But you know, if we expected
as much of a defense from sea bass, here's here'shere,
(28:48):
we're kind of running too a problem. I gotta take
a break for there's a bunch of people, a bunch
of radio stations who are done for the day. They're
programming ends of the Woodie Show.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
We will continue this conversation so that don't go any where.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Uh And if anybody, if your station is cutting away
and you go to commercials, just know that you can
hear the rest of this conversation on today's podcast, because
we have stations that are joining and dropping out throughout
the day. Yeah, just get our podcast and you can
hear the rest of the conversation. Apologies, but man, that
ran long. Yeah, all right, we're back on. Okay, now
(29:29):
we're back on. Okay, Okay, nice Morgan, we get We've
never had to do something like this before.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I think this is a first.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
This is a first. It's that big.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
This is a first.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Right, So on the on the on the sea bass
texting thing, thirty six pages of text messages on all
kinds of things. Here are some of the other just
criticizing ones.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Jesus Christ, it's too bad.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Knowing the studio is good at improv or stand up.
It feels like Danville would have been a great opportunity
to have someone pretend to be him and expand on stories,
just making barking noises. I'm not sure what that is Danville, Danville,
Danville maybe Denville? Oh maybe what was that?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Was the guy because because that's a weird name. Yeah,
the guy. That's the Denville Curry guy.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Thank you, Gina for not lying about how much better
androids are. You are also cute reading. The commercial wording
is if it's natural bantern, I mean like our job. Okay,
classic lying woman syndrome from the ladies. People tell lisso
she's gorgeous, and girls say you're hot just so you'll.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Say they're hot. That's called I learned a new term
for that. It's called yes lighting.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, oh yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
So if you say is hot, they have to say, oh,
so are you.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yes, because you know it's not true, but you're saying yes.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I didn't think we'd hear Austin Powers clips on the
radio this century, but you guys made it happen. Wow.
I think we're talking about lasers on something and the
leagues are being on their heads. A lot of people,
especially women, don't know how to properly lift weights. Weird
from a feminism, it's more than likely one of them.
(31:08):
Dult Wait okay, hold on, hoh wait wait what was
that called?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Adult?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Wait quick, So you're saying this is a new number.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
No, no, this is the same one, the same Yeah.
This is to be fair, this.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Person, which I don't care about one way to the other, right,
this is it looks bad, but when it's when you
take years of messages and condense them down and don't
you know, no context. So I understand that we always
say text has no context. That's why people get mad.
This is the excuse for all of the text, correct,
potentially for this person I'm trying to help put out. Now,
I will say, and here's the thing, I'm not mad
(31:38):
about it. In fact, I get great joy entertainment. It's great,
this is great for the show. This is a great thing.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
And this is exactly what Sea Bass does, right. This
is who he is, like, this is the kind of
stuff that he's enjoy So I didn't think he'd be,
you know, sending all these things over these text messages
or whatever. But we know that he battles with people
on the text all.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The Yeah, but he battles in third person. Doesn't those either?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Some tribes? But I will say that, you know, SeaBASS
does a lot of great things for the show. I
think he does a really good job. That's why he's
gotten Employee of the Month before, even though he doesn't
want it. You know, he does what he's supposed to
for the show, and we have created a job here
for him where, like I said before, he gets to
do the things that he really wants to do without
any of the things he didn't want to do. However,
(32:23):
a lot of these notes would be the notes of
someone who would be, like, I don't know the executive
producer of the show, which he gave up straight So
if he wanted to be the executive producer, you should
have just maybe stayed the executive producer.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well, that's it comes a lot first off, that comes
with a lot of as a side issue, that comes
with a lot of nonsense with that he doesn't want to.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Do, which again I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I mean that happened. I'll tell you that. The quick
story about that is I was literally dressed as a
dog and I was changing into a dog costume out
of my trunk outside of a Taco Bell, And I'm
getting messages from that Australian guy that used to work
here about some nonsense for something that didn't matter to what.
He knows this because he blows that guy off all that,
or used to blow that guy off all the time. Correct,
And I well, what what am I doing here?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Like?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Which which am I doing? Am I dressing as a
dog a good at Taco Bell? Or am I dealing
with your nonsense?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
So Sea Bass SeaBASS came to me and said, hey,
I don't think I really want to be the executive
producer anymore. Great he brings a lot of great stuff
with these other things that he really truly enjoys doing,
and I want him to be able to do that.
He didn't want to be getting here every day at
three o'clock in the morning anymore. We figured that out
meetings with sales. I said, hey, man, here's I'm saying.
It's evolved over the years, and I think he's got
I got to say, I think he's got the best
(33:29):
job of anybody here because it's just the stuff he
wants to do and nothing else. But he does have
the ability to be a part of one hundred percent
of things if he wants to. It's just like, you know,
he doesn't need to. I say, hey, I'd like to
have you here for this, this and this and to
be and the rest of the stuff. Is am I
wrong on?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
This?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Is completely up totate And I sayd hey, man, I
would love you to be part of everything.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
But to also be fair, it's not like the show,
because you know, I have a good match for the show. Tonally,
It's not like you guys were like, okay, Sea Bass,
we really need someone to go to whatever the classic
car show and talk to enthusiasts about their hot like
you like. The stuff we do is stuff I tend
to like in general. So it's not like, hey, we
got a library grand opening. We need you at ten
a m On Sunday.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Thank god?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, correct, all right. So and for that, I will
also say, while it is a fun job, this is
still a business and it's still a job, and it's
it's not an easy job by way of a lot
of things, like the schedule. For one schedule, obviously, I
just think.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
The schedule has given me a trial fibrillation. But we'll
see about that you have the best schedule of everybody.
So if you have autrial fribulations, have a heart monitor
as we speak. Yeah, So anyway, asking for sympathy, I
was just too, it's a tough job because of number one,
the hours. Also to there's a high level of expectation
(34:47):
because there's a high level of expectation on us as
a show from the company that we work for and
the affiliates that we're on and everything else.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And so I have a high level expectation of you know,
uh a detail, a detailed effort being a part of things.
And maybe sometimes that's where the you know, uh over
enthusiasm comes from, because I think people they want to
be in the may, they want to participate, right, So
there's just a lot of pressure and it's not for everybody.
And I don't think it's something that people can just
(35:16):
do forever.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I'm not gonna be doing it forever. However, there have
been some people along the way, and I'll bring up
Julianne because she was really kind of the first person
of note that left, and it's because I had no
idea what choice. They told me three minutes to said hey,
we're bringing Juliane in right now, we're going to let
her go. I'm like, why, because they were doing these cuts.
And so at that point I went to the company
and I changed the language of my deal. They can
(35:40):
no longer get rid of anybody unless I agree to it.
And that means exactly what you all think of me.
And radio loves doing that in general. And so therefore
I went and I controlled that situation for that variable
from this point forward. Randy had an entry level position
here and he went and got a job at the NFL,
crushed that and now has another job where looking at
a different company. He's doing great. He's traveling all over
(36:02):
the place, which is.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
The nature of the business, because you can't like, we
can't like, oh you really get at the show. He
can't just make three Woody shows.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
So Eric Nick Soundway whatever, same deal, got offered a
job at the NFL. Wanted better hours. His wife was
about to have a you know, a baby there very
shortly change up his life style.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Great.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Even Christina, who is nuts and we you know, a
nice girl, nice girl, she couldn't swing doing both this
full time and going to school for to be a
therapist or which I think she is a therapist. Now
I'll say about Cameron. Cameron, we offered him a new job.
We offered him not a new job, we offered him
(36:40):
a new contract with a raise. And Cameron was like,
you know, of his talking school. He was like literally
crying to me about like how he couldn't do the hours.
And I said, well, let me, you know, let me
see what I suck, let me let me see what
I can figure out whatever. And so he came back
to me and then he said, hey, I'm going to
take a job, even though he had time left on
(37:01):
his contract and the comedy didn't want to let him
out a contract. I figured out what because I get it,
and he was a good he was a good worker
for us, left the contract.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Early, and now he's a great table dancer. No, but
here's what I okay, here's the one thing I about
that whole situation.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I don't get.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
The person that I don't get.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, so the person that he went to go work
for after he left this show is the same person
that almost daily.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I would say, basically on a daily basis.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
He would make fun of and rip on and talk
crap about, talk terrible things about that.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, about what a psycho of this person was and
like awkward.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
So that's where I was kind of like, wow, that's
kind of weird, Like why would you want to go
work for So that's the one thing. But while he
was here, fact he was, I thought he did a
great job. I treated him as such, and you know,
to the point where we got a new contract.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
In the race, he wanted to go do something else. Fine,
he was. I will say this, as much as Cameron
and a menace and eyebag on Cameron, he was professional,
showed up at the time. Correct, he was out a
little bit, but that was right, you know, part of
his charm.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
And then let's address the elephant in the room, rav okay,
because I would love to tell you exactly the ins
and outs of that entire situation. I got no secret,
nothing to hide on my side. However, legally, thanks to
the iHeart lawyers, I am not allowed to speak about
it yet. And if you want to know why that is,
(38:23):
you should ask Ravy. That's all I gotta say about it,
because that's all I can say about it. When I'm
allowed to, you better believe that I will absolutely give
everybody the story. Top to bottom, left to right, and
all I will say at this point is that everybody
earns their way on this show on a daily basis,
And so that's there's back to that expectation because it's
(38:46):
a business. At the end of the day, this is
a job. We all have responsibilities. So the minute I'm
allowed to legally say anything about it, you bet I will.
And if you have a question as to when that
might be, feel free to ask. That's it.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, But otherwise, I mean, everybody does a great job
here on the show, and I'm happy that. I really
love this group of people that we've got. I think
we've got a really good to I think we've been
having a lot of fun I have.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I think it's been fantastic. It's something. It just feels different.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I ever laughed so much and so hard.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
But anyway, and then and then, and that includes Sea Bass,
going back to that whole thing.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Say this, I want to put why won't you just
admit it you don't wanna do. I'm gonna be on that.
I'm gonna put a bounty out hundred dollars this guy
hundred bucks that they turned themselves in. They probably don't
have receipts, because there's probably the service. But if you
want to at least talk to why But why because
(39:48):
because I want to I want to report Some of
the Texters who say things like Sea Bass would never
have linked an easily traceable phone to do this stuff,
except you think that you're smarter than everybody. That's similar.
If you google the first that's and I'm the first
thing that comes up. That's an obvious Did you google
it before? But what about your other numbers? Wait? Did
you text it? Not? What other numbers? Did you google
(40:09):
it before? This? No, I'm saying I know exactly because
I don't know. No, No, I know that numbers out
there because on that number on the Cartnark's number. I
get texts mostly from fans and voicemails mostly from fans,
but I also get some like troll texts yeah, saying like, oh,
I'm gonna leave all my so I know the numbers
out on the internet. He's going to die on the film.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Look, man, how come this number hasn't told you though?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
That's the question there was it.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I don't say God bless you. I don't try to
make small talk about your weekend in the hallways you know, uh,
I appreciate you for what you are likewise, and that's.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
The stupid, boring, insuble, unfunny yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Anyway, yeah, a lot of like well, when we be
able to going back to that, when we be able
to again, if you want to know when I'll be
able to talk about that, If you can ask Raby,
that's a that's a question one one thousand percent for Rabie.
You could talk to her about it. Are we still friends?
Absolutely not and never will be at this point, And
you can ask Rave about that as well. Pending for
their developments, right right, we're gonna so I legal par
(41:14):
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