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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is doomed to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question, is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show? Is the Woody Show? Insensitivity Training class

(00:38):
is now in session. A good morning everybody. It is Tuesday,
another new day. Let's go, let's go to get on
to l f G.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Guy, it is May six five. We are the Woody
Show on what that's gory? Hnace, Good morning to you.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Gina grad is here seamass riding.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Like a quick LFG story.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I love story.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
So we were able to do it as Beast Games
were filming Beast Games on the field at Allegiance Stadium,
and one of the teams that won, which is obviously
not me because I lost first, some like teenager gets
up after her team won and we're like, let's eff
and go.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah, and I said to her.

Speaker 7 (01:23):
Let's think of some new things to say about and she.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Was like, man, this guy is fun.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
And then she was like.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Hold on, well, I take my pants down, and you
have made I.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Believe she was of age too. She just looked at
me and was like, I didn't understand what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Like, what'd you say, Boomer, Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
That's boom.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, anybody who is like forty seconds older than you
old okay, boomer. It's the equivalent of back in like
you know, when I was I would say early twenty
you would have people younger people, other people my age
in the in their twenties talking about other people who
are maybe a year or so younger than going this

(02:09):
kid talking about like, oh yeah, so I was talking
to this kid, like this kid, he's a year younger
than you.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
I always say, don't trust anyone over thirty.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Misappropriate. Anyway, Coming up today, we have Sea Bass Agent,
Sea Bass Cardnarks, new car Ducks, and he was saying.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Explosive, yes, could crimes be happening? Could I get seriously injured? Okay,
all possibilities. He's standing here. I mean, maybe some makeup
on my black eyes.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
I don't know, maybe we just can't see the stitches.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
So woody show Cardnarks Coming up today also got a
very disgusting redneck news some of the some of the
with visuals, some of the trending news headlines. Menace has
the letters, and entertainment got the Birthday's Corner Birthday coming
up here in just a few minutes on the Woody
show phones open at eight seven seven forty four. Wood
He sent us eight text over to two two nine

(02:58):
eight seven The celebrity thing Celebrities with a dark side,
So like somebody who started like really cool and wholesome
and who just ended up like you know, we've been going.
Not that ditty was ever wholesome, but like people had
a higher opinion of shocking. I think a better example
would be like Bill Cosby, because that's cosmat the ultimate

(03:19):
fall from grace. Chris Brown. Everybody loved him, and what's
funny is people still love him. People get canceled for
the most ridiculous reasons, never to be heard from again. Meanwhile,
here's Chris Brown convicted for assaulting Rihanna, his then girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
That's just a tip of the iceberg. Oh yeah, he's
just a he's a douche.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
He's multiple accusations of beating up photographers, just randos on
the street, diehard fans.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Oh yeah, there are some Uh, there are some other
ones on this list though that I'm like, huh, I
didn't know about that, Like doctor Dre. Doctor Dre beat
his girlfriend so badly that she had to get plastic surgery. Wow,
didn't know that.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Off the balcony. Was that somebody else serving time for murder?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Drake Bell.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
For stuff? No?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, well no, not well known for his upbeat, goofy
persona on Nickelodeon's Drake and Josh. In twenty twenty one,
he plued guilty to felony child endangerment. He had an
inappropriate relationship with a fifteen year old girl that he
met online. He was sending sexual messages and quote grooming her,
and he was sentenced to two years probation and community

(04:28):
service for those offenses.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
Well what okay, No, I didn't know that, but there's
a full documentary on him and how he was molested
as a kid. No, I didn't know that that happened,
but I'm saying you can see the sequence of events.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
He was.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
He was very tortured.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
I mean, if you want to ask him about it.
You can see him around the halls all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh is he here a lot? Really?

Speaker 7 (04:48):
Oh are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Like a new podcast or something?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
So just you might want to hold that.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Well yeah, I mean you should.

Speaker 8 (04:58):
Watch the documentary on him. It's very traumatizing.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
One on a rider, Remember she was arrested for shoplifting
that impacted her acting career for a bit of time.
There ariana Grande. You know, she was licking donuts and
saying that she hated America and that was the last
time she had a carb.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Mark Wahlberg even though Greg was trying to see him naked,
and that.

Speaker 10 (05:22):
Is not good.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, multiple arrests when he was let's call it that assault.
He has since sought pardons and he has expressed his remorse.
He's a big religious guy now as most people who
are rotten people. Yeah, and I'm not saying he hasn't changed.
I'm sure you know he's not that same process. But
you can't kill someone for their entire life, correct, aged

(05:43):
Will Smith. Now this is not the the slapping thing
of the oscars. He faced charges early in his career
related to an alleged assault. Those charges later dropped. They
think there was some kind of settlement, not that it
didn't happen, but that they just kind of settled things
in evidence. Well, we see that he Will saw somebody.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah, he'sger keeps it all going till he's like in thisties,
Snoop Dogg was tried and e quit it for murder.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Remember that in the early nineties and now he's doing
stuff with Martha Stewart.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
Oh yeah, literally everybody another convict.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Lady Gaga didn't do anything illegal, but she worked as
a go go dancer before her music career took off,
which she has discussed in interviews, and she's you know,
exactly proud, right. Hugh Grant, he was always like the endearing,
well ye, romantic lead in all those movies. Got a hooker, right, Yeah,
and then in ninety five he was arrested in LA
for the uh the prostitute thing, Vine Brown, the Vine Brown.

(06:36):
And then this is my favorite one. I didn't know
this one either. You guys remember James Lipton, he hosted
Inside the Actress too.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, at the time, he was in his nineties.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah, limp Dog and he's uh, he has since passed away,
but yeah, I always thought that he here's a guy
he's like maybe like in his seventies or eighties, and
he was in this nineties at that time.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, but he was looking good.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Here's his dark side. He revealed that he worked as
a pimp in Paris during the night teen fifties. It's
not real for his mother, oh god, and he discussed
openly all the stories and the whole thing like later
in life. But yeah, James Lipton was a pimp for reels.
Pen wouldn't have guessed that.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
I don't think he had like a feather hat or andy.
It was like a fancy pimp because this friends.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know he had a chain anyway,
celebrities with with the Dark eight seven seven forty four.
He We'll get some more of the entertainment stuff coming
up here. Like I said, the Birthday's porn of Birthday
all on the way here on the Woody Show. Hang
on the Woody Show. Week We'll be right.

Speaker 11 (07:36):
There everybody listening to The Woody Show Podcast. Today in
the City of Ukaipa, myself, Menace and Bort we're gonna
be at the new Raising Canes doing a bunch of
giveaways from two pm to four pm. It's on the
corner of Ukaipa Boulevard and twelve. Love to see you
there again, a ton of giveaways. Come say hi again.
That's today in the City of Ukaipa at Raising Canes.

(07:59):
In the meantime, keep enjoyed The Woody Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Comically Large, Jason Disgusting The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah we are in tu another New Hour insensitivity trading
for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday, It's May sixth
five on morning. That's Greg Gory Marnin' Woody. Good morning Greg,
Good morning Minus, Good morning Woody at the Woodie Show
on social media. Speaking of disgusting, I was watching the

(08:28):
video from Sinco to Mayo. Oh gross, And to give
everybody an update, we left the fountain as we were
trying to see if Mayo wood fountain. We left it
on until the end of the morning until we were
ready to go leave for the day, and it still
wasn't fountaining. Found Mayo did not fountain. Disappointed bad, Yeah,

(08:48):
you're hoping for a Mayo fountain some sort of liquid. Yeah,
but just watching and I had a family member say
to me yesterday like, you're really eating peanut butter cups
with mayonnaise on it, and that was good and this
is what you do for a living, And I go, yeah, yeah,
it's called it's pretty rad. Yeah, so I said, I

(09:09):
heard this from my morning drive. But seeing their faces
just makes it hilarious. That's from Eddie Spaghetti on Instagram.
Edes it was surprisingly not terrible. Yeah, it makes it
so much better when you can see their expressions. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah,
here's one. I'm starting to hate the show so much.
Been listening for five years. Everybody's like bye the Crossroad.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
There's a lot of arguments that video, let's say, video
podcasting is the future. Yeah, and and this is the
reason why, because you can see the visual of us
reacting crazy, right is you knowlgy Yeah reaction.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
That's what everybody wants to see.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
So make sure to subscribe to our YouTube YouTube dot
com Slash the Woodie Show.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Thanks to Vaughan his work as the video producer, we
get new videos every day. They were posting on mare
Instagram at the Woodies Show anyway, more of the introductions Genograts,
forests and sea bass.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
We got.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Sammy Morgan is here. We are taking your calls at
eight seven seven forty four Woodie. We have Bort and Menji.
They're working in this auxiliary studio because Bort's main studio
that I can usually see through a window. Right behind
Menace is did you see that room? It's completely torn
outstand They got rid of all the equipment, all the countertops,
everything else, and now there's other room.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Did we get this microphone?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Working, Yes, we did.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Why from the auxiliary studio.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I will say this though, I walked into the new
bort Menjie temporary studio yesterday and it was a thousand degrees.
What was the thousand degrees in all these studios from Yeah,
but their their studio out of all of them, was
like way hotty. It did not cool down.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
It was a sauna. Gina was fitzing.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I was fixing, but you think she was fitzing, was fitzing.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
And what that is? I'm telling you their studio like
ten times worse.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Unacceptable.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
It was nice five degrees until at least ten am.
For the equipment.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
You got a nude out in there.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Yeah, you're gonna have to.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, I wanted to make sure this microphone work because
it wasn't working as of yesterday.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
And temporary thing. How long is that studio? You going
to take about a month?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
About a month, Yeah, just like the Woody Show studio.

Speaker 12 (11:15):
So you know, the good thing is that we got
this microphone going, so I'm ready for all text coming up.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
That's we got a lot of feedback on that.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yesterday I'm listening to the podcast dying about Sea Bass
being a four year long troll and it's the funniest
thing he's ever done, and it went on so long.
Here's the thing, it's not. It wasn't a bit like
that wasn't the four years is not a bit a month. Yeah,
it's a psychosis. Yeah, but man, a lot, a lot

(11:51):
of a lot of reaction on that, Like, man, I
knew he was weird, but goddamn, yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
That's a good sentiment.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh yeah, goddamn is right. Yeah, so we got a
lot of oh wow, what's the matter? All right?

Speaker 4 (12:04):
You sounds Yeah. I don't find it angry. I don't
find it as amusing as you guys do. Really, it
takes a lot to offend me. As you know, when
I when somebody tells me to offend it it's something
my reaction is usually okay, and there's no ending to it. Before.
You don't have the right to not be offended, right,
and there's no resolution to being offended for something, So

(12:26):
why dwell on being somebody being offended? You're something?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
You're offended. I'm like for what, Like what thet went
on so long?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Or No? No, none of that surprises me. The psychosis
doesn't surprise me. The weirdness doesn't surprise me. The hiding
behind a keyboard and sending his unsolicited feedback to people
that he could just walk eight for me and speak
to He doesn't offend me or surprise me. It offended
me when he made reference to I took a two
week vacation. Yeah, I mean that's that's not only unamusing

(12:58):
and unfunny, it's sick when you when I was gone
planning a funeral, watching somebody die, watching somebody go through
uh liver failure, doesn't miosis. You mean vacation. Yeah, right,
there's a vacation. It's just that is where you really
well rested. It was offensive and disgusting, Greg.

Speaker 12 (13:15):
Let's we forget that this is the same guy who
emails me and texts me instead of actually talking to
me one studio over for the last ten years.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah shocking.

Speaker 12 (13:24):
And then is also the same person who has written
some pretty disparaging things about any time I've lost an
animal on the text to other people as if he
is me responding to them, and it's he's a twisted,
sick person. Like people don't understand this is bodies.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
Do we think he has buried in his basement?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Because zero, Because it doesn't have a basement. He lives
like a condo building.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
It's a storage.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
I don't think it's bought.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
I mean I think tortured alive people maybe.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Might dissolving barrels on breaking right, it's more efficient.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
It's all efficient when it comes to the shower.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah, no again, I have to say no.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
This is you know, like when your parents would set
stuff out, you had people coming over family for some
kind of gathering or event that go, don't touch that.
That's for the company. Hey, dude, stay off the text.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
It's for the listeners exactly. You want to tell us something,
you just come in here and you just tell us
the Texas.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
You have our personal phone numbers.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
You can text us directly. We're right here. But he
doesn't want to do that.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
American Psycho eight seven seven four Wood text us over
to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
You're you're free to text in. We love to hear
from you.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
You're supposed to.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
That's what it's four.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
We got. Speaking of ce Mass, he's putting the final
touches on a round of card Narks, which would be
coming up here next this hour. We're gonna have that
for you. Oh, a brand new I knew what it
was gonna do. We got a brand new red neck
news show If Your Cow Has a Wooden Bumper News

(14:55):
and Today's Redneck News. This is from Prospect Park, Pennsylvania,
where the police they're investigating a road rage incident, which, of.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Course a witness caught on video.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
This guy sitting in his car like witnessing this from
across the way. This one chick gets cut off by
this other chick. Words were exchanged. Things escalated from there
and ended with forty four year old Christina Solo Medo
getting out of her car, walking over to the other
chicks car, a super sweet silver sedan, where she hovers

(15:31):
her ass over the hood and then take a takes
a dump on the chicks car. Look at the picture
of like the dump like.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Some hot chili right there, Chili.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
The victim honked at her, and the best insult she'd
come up with in the heat of the moment was
to call the pooping chick a slut.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Okay, again, there's.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Video behavior and.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
She seems giddy as she walks away, leaving behind splatter, which,
as we said, looks like more chili than log.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
I'm still thinking, Yeah, I'm still thinking about the slut part.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
In first grade, like this girl she pooped her pants
and we're like, you know what, she's such a slug.
Oh yeah, did you know what words meant?

Speaker 13 (16:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
I thought slant, like just generic, like you're in a hole.
Yeah yeah, I think I used to call my brother
a slut.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
That guy who got the footage, here's some of what
he captured. A missus on her car. So Christina is

(16:43):
facing charges of indecent exposure, disorder the conduct, chronal mischief,
and depositing waste on a highway.

Speaker 14 (16:49):
Okay, they don't find something littered.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
So that's from Prospect Park, Pennsylvania, just outside of Philadelphia.
Forty four year old Christina Soli Meadow who went with
the nuclear option and a road rage battle by pooping
on the hood of another chicks car. And that is.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
What sex star.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Oh such a.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Maybe it's all loose like that because she's a butt
sler and pooping at work. It's a gateway to this
kind of activity, being a hardcore slut. Rick, I'm gonna
take the break, we'll come back. I've been promised an
explosive round of Woody Show cart Narks trying to get
people to return their cards in the parking lots. Agent
Sebastian back on the case once again.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
All right, welcome back, bye is Tuesday. We are the
Woodies Show.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah and yeah, we got the.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Phones open eight seven seven four Woodie. Send us a
text over to two to nine eighty seven. Check in
with us, tell us who you are, and then we're
around town. You're listening to The Woody Show. This art
anything anyone I like to have is mentioned. Text on
over to two two nine eight seven. If you see something,
say something to it, you know, like if you see
somebody just leaving their card out Willy Nelly like a

(18:12):
lazy bones, you say something. And if you don't want
to do it yourself, well you just hit up the
card nards. What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do
when they knocked on you? Card narks are nark.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
What you're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
What you're gonna do when they knock on you? Narks
is filmed alongside the men and women of card Narks.
Listener disc is Agent Sebastian and his deputies, different characters
and costumes and whatnot patrolling the parking lots all over
trying to get his people. How there he's these lazy
bones to do the right thing and return their cards

(18:47):
because it's a it's a big pet peeve of a
lot of people. People just leave their cards blowing around
the parking lots, running into other cars or vehicle. Yeah, like,
at least have the decency that you don't have to
bring it to the back of the store, to the
front of the store, right, you just bring it back
to the cart. And that's one of the many that's
good enough. They're all over the place. Don't just leave
them in the handicapped spot which is where the cart arcs.
Agents of Batch who comes in trying to get these

(19:08):
people do the right thing and we were promised explosivity and.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
It involves are one of our favorite agents below me,
agent Cameron.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
From a.

Speaker 15 (19:19):
Well.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
In this case he was hanging out in Palm Springs,
California closet.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Maybe, I mean, you'd be the judge.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
So this young and again in this case, the guy
who dropped his cart off directly next to his car
in the parking spot, splitting the lanes, which the first
cart okay, maybe is not quite in the way. Sometimes
it is sometimes the person next to you can't open
their door. But once one person does it, two or
three do it, and so on and so forth. And
so this guy, probably in his thirties, certainly able bodied

(19:46):
enough to take that cart back shopping and to abash
exactly loading his groceries, et cetera. He did this. An
Agent Cameron walks up to this strapping, young bearded man
and tries to again as always politely, get him to
change his ways, and.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
That's how the car goes all the way.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Well, sir, you're the crazy one. Kid, leave your carts out.
Here's a my note here, damn crazy effort not not
the other word. You can eat poop. Oh okay, Now,
as he says, Asian camera is walking up with one
of our cart and art magnets to say things like
lazy bones on board and things of that nature. Sure
now keep in mind, and no time during this interaction,

(20:30):
which so far is not going well, does Agent Cameron
actually put the magnet on this man's pos like Old
Altimore or whatever it is. He simply makes a motion
toward the car. So this guy is he can't even
claim vandalism, which his thing is a pos it wouldn't
matter anyway. But that doesn't stop this guy from getting
out of his car and threatening good old Asia Cameron. Poop,

(20:53):
don't touch, sir, don't touch other people's property with your cart.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm gonna fuck you up, sir.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Are you walking away then?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Damn?

Speaker 6 (21:04):
So at this point, again he's getting out of his car.
He's like walking down Agent Cameron after making credible threats
that he's going to f up Agent Cameron. And so
the question these tough guys always pose is, well, if
you're not scared of me, why are you walking away? Well,
under one doesn't matter them or me or Agent Cameron
are scared of you. It matters that this is not
about fight fist fights in the grocery store parking lot

(21:26):
over a cart put something away. But again, this guy's
angry and already committing criminal threats potentially assault in this
case because he knows he's wrong, and that's the he's
trying to solve that problem, not with logic and humility,
but with his fists with muscle. So he engages more
with Agent Cameron.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Are you walking away then?

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Because it's not about fighting, it's about getting you to
realize this is where the carts go.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
What went wrong in your life that you think you
should do this.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
I'll tell you what went wrong.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
About two minutes ago, somebody left their car in the
middle of the spots stead of putting it back to.

Speaker 10 (21:58):
My car.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
I'm gonna touch.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
He's gonna you.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Now, May I call deflecting though on go back to
your grandmother's face. No, no, no on, carton arch because
he asked your life. Yeah, he asked you a question.

Speaker 15 (22:13):
What was wrong?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
And you deflected?

Speaker 6 (22:15):
Well, but I think what he's was mentioning Cameron right right, Well,
what Meness is getting at is that he said, in
your life went wrong, and Agent Cameron gave him a
little sass by saying, well, you just left your card out,
and that's in my life technically. And to Ti Menos's point,
I guess what went wrong in his life is he
didn't have a terrible childhood upbringing with lazy parents who

(22:36):
who didn't none instill.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
In fact, I'm willing to bet like when he was
a kid, he was probably like, Daddy, I'm gonna go
return this car to the front of the store, and
he goes, no, son, you're gonna leave that car right here,
famous son.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Yeah, I guess I'm kind of answering your question with
the negative venice. But yeah, Agent Cameron had a good
upbringing and not for this house. He did not have
a bad outbringing up Okay, but yeah, yeah, he's gonna
touch cut Agent Cameron. And he doesn't quite get close
enough though, so he decides to do the classic move
these days is whip out your own phone and started
videoing the person, because that'll solve all you no matter

(23:16):
what you're doing, if you're doing something wrong, the phone
cures all all touch my car.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'm gonna touch you, sir.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
First off, I'm staying far away from you, so you
can't do that. And second off, that's against the law.
Always got his phone too. My name's as, my name's
Aha Cameron.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
I'm with the cart and Arks.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
And now he's laughing at me.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
He's doing a fake laugh too.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
You can kind of tell.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Because you're a loser.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Dude, who's the loser the person who picks up after
himself and the person who expects other people to pick
up after him.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
You keep your grandmother's basement plane.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Sir, that's a very lazy insult.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
You're hurling at me.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
If the point I think you're trying to make is
that you're calling me a loser for asking you to
do the right thing.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Wow, this guy's really sharp.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
It's the second Grandma's basement reference, which, by the way,
because you see that comments on the cart Narks videos too.
This you know in cell do it out of his
grandma's basement. Well, that's the exact opposite grandma's basement. Is
the guy typing comments not actually out in the field
like the agents of Cartnarks are.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Absolutely there's people who are all talk keyboard warriors online.
There are other people out there, they're doer. This is
exactly the opposite of that. As Cameron guys is a
newer So now.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
That he can't fight ag Cameron because he's not willing
to engage with him. And again, and then no point
is anybody has Agent Cameron touched this guy's car whatsoever.
He's just kind of faked him out a couple of times.
So now our man with the phone says that, well, okay,
maybe I won't do anything to you, but the cops
will you.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
If I brought the cops out here, you would be
the one to get put in the back of their cruiser.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
That would be the charges.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Do you think touch my personal property three times?

Speaker 6 (24:43):
There now zero times? I fake you out three times?
You committed across or are you committed a terroristic threat?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Already?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
That is not a crime to leave a car.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
No, when you said you were gonna hit me, that
was a crime instead of away. How's it goings?

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Got the end of that?

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Like the sh Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Yeah, you hear the giggling from the people walking by
as old and grizzly Adams here with his beard and
he's by the way, he's wearing like uh bite, you know,
basketball shorts with it looks like no longer were because.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
He's hanging out. It's what it seems is a bad hernia.
So you never never once touched his car? Nope. And
he threatened to stab you or at the very least
f me up, or he said he's gonna cut you. Well,
either cut or touch.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
I think he was like, you touch my car, touch
here either way?

Speaker 6 (25:30):
I said, cut either way. That's not an escape.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
You can't you.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
I can't Greg, I'm gonna I'm gonna touch your face
with my fist. Well, you can't go to the cops
and say.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Well, you so touch we know what you mean. Will
you show card Narcs Agent Sebastian More In that case,
Adrian Cameron out there trying to get everybody to do
the right thing return their cars, and.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
Unfortunately a camera was not successful there, but a just abashed.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
In this next clip, I think agent Cameron has like
a zero percent success.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
People take it seriously and they just don't I know,
come on, yeah. So this next case, this is gonna
be one of those ones that is controvert shulks. People
always ask, well, what about people who park in handicap
spots and the cart narks takes that seriously, but it's
not a cure all. It's not an absolute get out
of jail free cart. So in this case, there's two
older ladies in the front of this suv. In The
person manning the cart though, is in the back of

(26:15):
the suv, and he is a maybe thirty year old,
maybe three hundred pounds man.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
You and I have the same build. Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Also legit handicapped platform, right, And.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Not only that, he's manning the cart for them, right,
So he's like their helper, right or I assumed in
this case their son probably an adult son, right, And
so he's touching the women. If it had just been them,
I would not have approached them because they were older,
you know, so on and so forth. But he was
touching the cart. He was manning the cart. I saw
him walking the cart right to the middle of a
handicap walkway.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Now there's a jumbo size man who can certainly manage
to get a cart put back into the corral.

Speaker 10 (26:52):
Right.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
He walked it from the store to their spot.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
And when he didn't want to walk the extra fifteen feet,
he said, okay, screw you, next person who wants to
use this area way.

Speaker 14 (27:00):
Sorry, in his defense, we need to defend where credit
is due. How could he push the cart all the
way back when his crocs aren't even in sport.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
I was gonna say, I know he's a loser because
he doesn't have any jibs on his cross.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah, not to shame.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
I mean, I love Walmart as much as the next person,
but this man looks like he belongs to Walmart.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
And you would think somebody with a handicapped person would
be more considerate of other hand Again, the next person spot.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
In all cases, I have taken so many cars back
from like old grandpa's with canes and loaded so many
bottles of water for old women in these spots. In
this case, again, I see this thirty something year old
guy walking just fine with the cart, So I flagged
the cart, the car down and he doesn't get out,
but his mom does and has words for me.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
We we we, I saw where the car goes. Your
son left your car.

Speaker 11 (27:47):
Actually right, I am in a handicapped spot.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Not him.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
Though your son is able bodied, he is.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
A handicap kid. And if he don't like it, he
can't push that over there. No, he can't push.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
It out here.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Then if he truly couldn't, if he was just able
to push that card. But I would have given him
to pass. But I don't believe you because I saw
him walk it. Now you're throwing it towards.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
This nice lady.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
You can kill her, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
If she's so big and strong, why can't she know?

Speaker 4 (28:13):
She sounds fine?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Also, maybe she's just saying that her son is an
our word.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
That's not nice.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Those folks of that nature are certainly able to put
cards back. Now, you heard a couple of things there.
She's immediately and I hate to say this, but a
terrible mom, And she's got one of those like munch
housing by proxy sort of situations.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Where like almost pride in the fact that her son
can't do so.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Right when in fact I saw him do stuff almost sure.
And as you also heard right there, toward the end,
she walks out, walks towards me, like walks me down
like our first guy was doing, grabs the cart and
then shoves it at me.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
So she's pretty able by Again.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
I wouldn't have asked her to put the card back
in any case, but she just proved that she not
only her son could do it, she.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Could do it.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Oh well, then forget him, how about you do it?
Touts Yeah, yeah, well yeah girl, those gams to you.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
And another thing that Carton arts reveals so many things
about psychology and behavior and such, but it also reveals
something about how we absolutely abuse handicap records and then system.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
In this thank you story for another day.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
Oh yeah, well no, it's sorry for right now, because
she's the one number one brings up whether I'm gonna
call nine on one and then does it herself.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Okay, well no, that's the.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Point of me, is that I'm the place between the
cops and morality, and hopefully I can help you find
reality Grump's place.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Wrong time slip on your own business.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
That was not a good comeback, man, not at all.
You're gonna say, hey, cops, I'm wasting your time because
this guy asked my son to put the card back
where it belongs. And they'll say, please stop calling us
a crazy old lady.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, damned, no offense.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
No offense.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Uh, it looks to be that your son's a few
steps short of health. It's funny.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
I was I was literally in a lot the other
day and this woman I was watching her. She took
the cart back to like the farthest of cart return
away from her, and I'm she's walking back toward me
and I kind of point at her, you could have
gone right here two spots over, and she said, well,
you know what, I could.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Use the steps.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
She walked super far and put it back.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
But when I pointed out, you know whatever she was.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
It did you guys hook up?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
So almost so. Unfortunately, this lady was blocking the driveway
because she gotten out of her car to yell at
me call the cops, and she had a big line
of people behind her, and at that point usually disengage.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, well at this uh, at this point, I gotta
think that we are zero for two in this random
well Agent Cameron, Agent Sebastian. They gave it their best shot. Again,
it's more about a teaching tool than anything. All right, Well,
there you go, ladies and John and there's some cart
nor another reminder cards.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
What you're gonna do, what you're gonna do, and.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Don't touch sure, don't touch other people's proping with your card.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'm gonnack you.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Up, sir. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Are you walking away?

Speaker 16 (31:04):
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Bunch giveaways. Get the address and more info just by
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listening to the Woodie Show. All ninety eighty seven today,
So would you or not? Talking about your pets doesn't

(31:42):
have to be you know, it's not necessarily This wasn't
a dog question. They were just talking to pet owners,
So I mean it could be everything from you know,
dogs and kiddies to what boards, guy, were the guinea
pig the gins games? What'd you say? What's what's life
expect to see on a guinea pig? Again, I forget
you've told me.

Speaker 12 (31:59):
It depends on where between like four and ten years?
Four huge?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Well, if they're out in the wild, you know, oh yeah,
if they're domesticated, like you know, someone's well they're in
the wild right right board.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
No, they're all domesticated.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
They all are.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah, like them are all domesticated over the years.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yeah, I was gonna say, because that that wide swing
in the life expected, I would think of like, okay,
well you're out kind of on your own forging.

Speaker 12 (32:27):
It's pretty much just because the predators bred over the
years for all sorts of things and for domestication and
lab testing.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Wild and Honduras or something like that.

Speaker 12 (32:36):
Yeah, maybe more like cappie bars, which.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Are big guineas.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Okay, So people were asked would you trade years off
of your own life to extend the life of your pet.
And I'm gonna say, because I just want to think
of guess I think Greg would Menace, would not, Sammy
would bort.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Would all right, you don't have any pets.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
No, I'm going to say, you do have that bow
constrictor at home getting choked by this is this is
I'm going to say. I will not. I will not
take years off my life. But I was just talking
about that new pill that's coming out called Loyal that

(33:25):
you can get for your dog to extend their life
or prolong their life, and.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Extend their life. Like what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
You give them pills and they're supposed to like a supplement. Yeah,
they're supposed to live longer. It works, and apparently it does.
They've been working on forever. And I said, I would
spare no expense to get those I would get those
pills too, for sure. This is this is Greg. I
would not.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
I'm really I'm obsessed with extending my life. I love
my dog and I would jump in front of a
train for her.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
I was just gonna say, you're the same person, like,
so that would end your life, that would take all
the years off jump in front of a train.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
And like a superhero get her out of the way.
I would not. I would not give up my own
life to extend her life. I wouldn't sell her for
fifty million dollars. But I also wouldn't die just to
make her live a few years.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
You're zero all the way. You're not going to kill her.
You're not going to make her live longer.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
I mean I would make her live longer.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
One for two.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Yeah, okay, well, Hi, this is Sammy.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I would not.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
No, I would not give up years of my life
for my I love my dog like Greg, love my
daughter very much and would do anything for her, but
not I mean take years off my own life.

Speaker 14 (34:32):
Really, Okay, I don't have a pet right now, and
I would if if if it's like, okay, you can
only live to eighty and not ninety, and like I
don't want the bad ones at the end anyway.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Who says they're going to be the end years?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Who's why wouldn't be like fifty eight?

Speaker 7 (34:46):
You might be I'm not around.

Speaker 12 (34:49):
Oh, hi support here, Hi, bort hands down. I would
give up years off my life for them, and I
would give up years right now to get some pets
back if I could really Okay, so let me I
say that. But wow, yeah, if I could get some
guineas and some dogs being right on my guests. But
I'd give a decade up right now?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Decade maybe a week, all right?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Eight seven seven forty four? What he texts us over
to two to nine eighty seven? Would you give up
years off your own life to extend the life of
your pet? It is up two two nine eight seven.
This is no, dude, I'm friggin starving.

Speaker 11 (35:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
So I'm doing a blood test today for the physical
that I did. Yeah, And so they send you off
to like one of those quest places and they gotta
do you know the blood drops? Yeah, it's a fasting one,
which when I used to go the before I switched
the doctors. When I would go to the other one,
they say, oh, just tell us if you haven't fasted,

(35:51):
I guess they make the adjustments from there.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Right, that was way better. No, they did my.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Cluster, Oh wow, but that was way better than Yes,
this sucks.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
This schedule is the worse for fasting because normally people
would just sleep through the whole process, take up and
go to the doctor exactly. But here you're awake for
hours and hours.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
My alarm went off at one fifteen this morning, and
I look at the clock now and I go.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Damn so much.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
It's like time to go close enough but not close enough.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
You have like a full extra day of fasting.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Your Yeah, but you're not a coffee drinker. But if
you do fasting for a blood test, can you have coffee? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Black coffee?

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Oh I thought you couldn't.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
I guess it's heart is water and black coffee.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Because I wonder if all my blood tests my entire
life have been wrong because I always do coffee.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
You're always on the brink of a heart attack.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Your heart rates kind of element is thereah, although it's
built in tolerance to.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Wilve cups of coffee though.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, dude, my appointments are ten forty And you're not
a big eater.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
You eater when you're here, But knowing you can't, that's
the thing.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, it's like, uh, you know, if you've ever told
like stay completely still, that's when all of a sudden
you'll have itches. Yeah, Like yeah, like you can't because
all of a sudden you have that thing you just
want to scratch on your face or your leg or
something like that. When you're told you can't eat, starving,
nothing know anything, and you're like all you can notice

(37:13):
is how hungry you are. But if this is any
other morning, would never even notice. Or if you're sick,
you're lying around watching TV just relaxing. It sucks because
you can't go out right and when you can, you
just want to be on your couch watching TV, relaxing.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
You don't even get your SODI pop sometimes.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah, like when you when you want to be in
a relationship, you know, everything's dry, I can't meet anybody,
doesn't seem to find anybody. And then when you're in
the relationship, all you do is dream about being single.
You know all that I guess. Yeah, we're talking about dregs.
Away is jealous of people's hair. And then there was
a conversation going on between Sammy and and Uh and
Gina the other day, like nobody's happy with the hair

(37:50):
they've got.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
It's yeah, I want curly hair. Gina has I.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
Literally just straightened my hair?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Yeah chemically, Yeah, nobody wants what a gut?

Speaker 6 (37:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:59):
I know, I mean life in general, fine, but hair
here you go five o four nurse here, fasting means
nothing but water. That's exactly and that's exactly what I'm drinking.
I'm drinking this. Well, then all my boots.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Yeah, I've been told wrong. My whole life in black
coffee and water.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
And thanks to that bottled water taste tests that Samy.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
She said she could tell and she and she hated it.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
She hated it. That's when I realized that I really
do like this essential water.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
It is good.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
This I was it ionized ionized alkaline water.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
That is good.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
It does taste better. It does love smart water. Yeah,
like just drinking plain water soaks.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
One of the things that tastes like carrots.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Yeah, you're diet coke smells like socks, she says, although
it's her favorite.

Speaker 14 (38:47):
Favorite beverage, despite the fact that the bottle smells like
something incorrect.

Speaker 15 (38:52):
Do you have.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
That part?

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah? Eight seven sent us a text over to two
two nine eight seven. Oh yeah, oh yeah, right back.

Speaker 17 (39:10):
The busy show and we.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Got the news headlines. What's happening there, Gina gratt Well.

Speaker 14 (39:18):
Jury selection began yesterday for you know, Sammy's main man, Sean.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
Didny Puss all right for the federal.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Trial holding up?

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (39:25):
He look good in court.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Yeah, did you talk to him?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yes, I chatted with Diddy.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
I think he's I think he's he's optimistic at this point.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Did he tell your letters?

Speaker 14 (39:35):
Well, potential jurors are being asked if they can remain
fair despite some, you know, disturbing evidence. This includes claims
of kidnapping and sex trafficking, forced labor racketeering, as well
as a video showing Diddy allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Cassie Ventura.

Speaker 7 (39:50):
Allegedly allegedly really videos allegedly.

Speaker 14 (39:54):
The trial is expected to last at least eight weeks,
with opening statements set for May twelfth. If he's found guilty,
he could face life in prison.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Well, they say that he's very upbeat and confident. Good
for him, and that just shows the arrogance of people
at that level that they think they can talk their
way out of it.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Is he really in a cell with that Sam Bank,
Bin Freed and Luigi Dude?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
I mean, I guess you put really roomy.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
I think they're not the same facility.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Yes, okay, but not in the same No, no, no, okay.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
That'd be a great three.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
I heard that a couple of times, and the first
time I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, I know they're the
same place. But then after the second or third time,
I heard him like, did they really have all these
high profile people in one place. Maybe they're like, well,
these high profile people aren't on attack or mess with
each other. Yeah, maybe if they do have to for
space issue. I don't know there.

Speaker 14 (40:46):
Well, yeah, they all go into protective custody together, but
maybe not sharing a bed.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
They might be on the same row, right, yeah or something.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I did get a jury summons, got called for jury duty,
but really I went online because date number one is
the day that we are getting off the Disney cruise.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Mario got the same things. I'm like, you got to
change this. So I'm like, sorry, won't be there. Tell
them I'll be going to Alaska on a Disney cruise.
I went online, you submit the thing. I haven't heard
anything back, but jokes on them. I'm not showing up.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
It's like, I'm gonna skip the cruise because I'm supposed
to report for jury.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Woody, you didn't get a summons. What are you talking about?
But I didn't get anything in the mail.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Damn that's Greg's move. Yeah, I got no problem. Here's
the thing. The chances of me getting on a jury
very very slim. I'm way too opinionated. They say, do
you have any law enforcement your family?

Speaker 6 (41:46):
What?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Actually I do?

Speaker 10 (41:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Hosting a radio show where you're talking about current events,
there's very little that you haven't at least been made
aware of. They don't like that.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Are you biased? Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Do you find racial jokes funny?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Yes? I do. Everybody's guilty yep, yep, sure do.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
You you're not a candidate.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I mean, have you seen my social media hashtag? That's
what's up?

Speaker 15 (42:09):
Right?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
The bar for the death pedal T you got it?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
You got it there. By the way, these are not
made up opinions. These are all true opinions. I'm not
lying if I say those things.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Yeah, I don't get to that point because other DJs
they mess up and they because they ask you where
you work, and they put iHeart radio, but I write
down iHeart media and they don't want media people there.
And then so I don't even have to go through
the interview process at all. Yeah, they automatically let you go.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah, So anyway, I'll let you know what they say.
I did put the quote request in, but it's not
more requests. I'm just pretty much letting them know I
won't be there.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
You're the head zone, I believe.

Speaker 14 (42:47):
Yeah, I was gonna say, then after that you're showing.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Up bench warrant.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
They'll tell you when.

Speaker 14 (42:51):
Yeah, well last call for a while. People, you've been
reminded that the day will come that you need that
real ID.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Yeah tomorrow, Can I do it right now?

Speaker 14 (43:04):
Apparently, well, if you don't have a real idea by tomorrow,
you're not traveling. They're saying you'll need to get to
the airport at least three hours early because you might
be subjected to delays and additional screenings, and even then
you might not be clicked to fly.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
What if I bring passport?

Speaker 14 (43:20):
I said, it's fine, but a real idea is you
know the driver's license with the little star in the
top right corner. It shows you've been verified your identity
with additional documents. If you don't have it, bring your
passport at.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
The very least, you know, really not that big of
a deal if you go to the d m V
A couple.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
But bring what they said birth certificate, right, I don't
know where that is? We social Security card I have.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
That you might not even need the if you already
have the passport and you're already have a state issued ID,
you might need like a be some mail or something.
You just bring that.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
But what does this say about an actual driver's license,
because they, as.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
You just pointed out, it could be made at home.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
If you have the real life D it shows that
you're verified. Right, driver's a state issued driver's license. Fah,
those are cracks.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
That's how I checked.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
That was how I was verified.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
You can argue it all we want. Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I just know that you know with these these regulations
and how you have to have it for uh going
through the airport.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Unless you want to bring them.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Even still, they were saying, even if you bring your passport, right,
did you see that in the story.

Speaker 14 (44:21):
Yeah, there's still going to be delays and additional screenings.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
So get there three hours before and like come on,
man usually do anyway.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
Yeah, exactly, this won't be a problem for Greg.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I feel like Greg's just kind of digging in on
this unnecessarily. Is that a principle?

Speaker 5 (44:36):
It's so easy to Yet it feels like one of.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Those things like because I know you don't like.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Government, local government is just out of principle. Yeah, you
can't tell me is I've been meaning to and a
week's turn into years now.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Also, it reminds me of him in tech. He doesn't
want to do it, he doesn't want But what's more.

Speaker 7 (44:57):
Low tech than being handed of laminated what we're saying.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I don't think it's I think it's more because it's
not a big it's not a it's not a big process.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
It's super easy. And can you make an appointment to
do it? Go to triple a walk in?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I don't know you can do it a walk in,
but you wait, wait forever, or make the appointment or
everybody knows about the special magic DMV offices, right, Yeah,
and there's always there's always a handfuls around.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
I just walked down go to the magic one.

Speaker 9 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (45:27):
Well, a federal air traffic controller says that the Newark Airport,
New Jersey, is not safe and that people should avoid
flying through there. The warning comes after a bunch of
tech failures. It's staffing shortages, including a radar and comms
blackout that lasted ninety seconds.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Yeah, they were guiding planes in from Philadelphia for the
Philadelphia controllers were guiding planes in for Newark, OH, which
is like a two hour drive.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
The screens went black.

Speaker 14 (45:52):
Yep for ninety seconds, it lasted, and it caused over
four hundred flight cancelations, all because of a burnt copp
Because of this, some controllers are now taking up to
forty five days of paid trauma leave because apparently you
can do that, which is making the staffing problem even worse.
United Airlines has already slashed thirty five daily round trips,

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saying the airports can't handle the traffic safely. The FAA
currently has a shortage of about two thousand air traffic controllers.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah, and the thing is like, even to get into
the air traffic control program, you can't be any older
than thirty. Well, I thought one exception ce I thought
maybe too, like they would raise the age. They started
letting pilots retire later because they needed pilots. There was
like a shortage right after COVID let up and more
starting to travel again.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
What's the cutoff age for pilots, indeed.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
For commercial I'm not I'm not sure it used to
be sixty. I think I think it's like sixty five now.
Old looking pilots not to be conspiracy theory though, but
like the burnt copper wire thing, like they they wouldn't
say like, oh they got hacked right now. They were
is like in Newark they were saying, especially like all

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that stuff is hell old that they're working with, unhackable.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
I'm seeing the age of sixty five.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 14 (47:09):
They're even giving incentives like a five thousand dollars signing bonus.
So you know, think about it, and again, whatdy if
they up that age. I know that's your dreams, so
look into it.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Oh so you know, uh, the plane that I'm using
for the flight training stuff that Menace was talking about,
Like I heard about this plane years ago from Menace.
He's like, dude, you know they have these planes that
have parachutes on the house, not where you're wearing them.
You jump out of the plane. You parachute individually down
like a skydiver. No, there's a parachute on the entire plane.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
It's called Cirrus c I R r US And they
just made a big announcement this morning that now on
even their prop planes that have like the piston engines
that have the propeller on the front, they already had
this on their jet, which is called the Vision JETI
single engine jets, so now on all of their piston
airplanes all have an auto land feature. So like, let's

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say you and I are flying Greg, right, I have
the heart attack that will eventually kill me in not
only does the plane have a parachute that you could
pull and the thing will keep level and just float
right down to the ground. I've seen plenty of videos.
It doesn't land super hard. It lands nice and some

(48:23):
huh in the ocean on the grounding.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
On a parachute. It might land on a tree.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah maybe, but you're gonna come but you're gonna come
down nice and nice and gentle. Gonna get you exactly,
then go nose first, land in shark infested water anyway.
You know what, Greg, here's the thing. Don't use the parachute.
Use what they just announced this morning, this auto land feature.
So you reach up and you push this button that's
on the ceiling of the plane. It contacts air traffic

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control automatically, it finds the closest airport and lands itself.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Awesome.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Don't touch you, don't touch anything that I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, as the and they'll walk you through as a
as a as a passenger, Like, all right, here's what
you do. Grab a drink, fast, fasten your seatbelt. We
are now contacting air traf. We are now descending, we
are now lining up for landing. It gives you like
a step by step so you know, like what's happening
as the plane is doing things.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
It's like on Star they just announced it this morning.
Super cool.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Ever, on Star it's called safe return. Technically use that
button regardless, it's only for emergency situation.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Yeah, they'll get real mad.

Speaker 14 (49:32):
Well, what his favorite night of the year went down
last night? The twenty twenty five met gala that brought
out all the celebs on TV right now, Yeah, the Metropolitan.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Oh nice sword.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
This year's theme.

Speaker 14 (49:48):
You're gonna have to pay attention because even I had
to look it up. Super fine tailoring, black style, and
it celebrated black fashion and inspired by a book on
black dandyism.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Dandy Yeah eighteen. It's like kind of mobster.

Speaker 14 (50:02):
Or something like a man who uses fashion as a
powerful means of self expression, resistance, assertion of identity, the
whole vibe. So here's some of the details, some of
the highlights. Of course, what he already knows, but he
told me. Rihanna revealed her baby bump and an outfit
it basically looked like a suit taking off a suit.
The Kardashian Jenners made a late entrance in leather and

(50:22):
gray gowns, Liza went blonde. Oh, Demi Moore dressed as
a giant necktie. That was pretty funny. And Madonna made
her return to the gal after seven years in an
all white suit.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
I know there are people who are into fashion, right,
and obviously people were into celebrities, but the sheer number
of people that seemed to be or pretend to be,
like crazy about this met gala every year. Yeah, it's
a big event.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (50:45):
Oh, and speaking of that, everybody apparently was all up
Sydney Sweeney's ass and she was just in a black dress.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
That's part of the costume. She had people crawl a
breast that would have.

Speaker 14 (50:54):
Been amas, but she wore a black dress and it
kind of like gave a little nod to Kim.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
Novak Oh like silver screen actress.

Speaker 14 (51:02):
But they called it tone daff since she was supposed
to be celebrating the black experience and not a white actress.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Kim novak Oh you don't watch the vote stream like
I did. Oh it was good. Chabuzzi kind of looked
like he was dressed up to go to the derby,
but people liked his look a lot.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Did you see Pamela Anderson?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
No, I did, my god look unre She's always.

Speaker 14 (51:27):
Making free and the government has started collecting on federal
student loans that are in default, and that's affecting about
nine million people after a five year break. Barbers who
haven't made payments in over two hundred and seventy days
could get their wages, their tax refunds, their Social Security
benefits all garnished. So if you want to avoid this,
bar wers can get out of default by doing a

(51:47):
loan rehab, consolidate your loans, or doing a repayment plan.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Which like learn how to turn a wrench, exactly serious,
going to the trades, learn how to run some wire.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
It's too late for that. They already get the loan
to pay back. It's important you do this a S
A P.

Speaker 14 (52:02):
Go to check out your status at studentaid dot gov
and see where you are with those loans.

Speaker 7 (52:07):
And that's what's going.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
On with Thank you very much, Gina grad All right,
welcome back. Fine, we're talking about the studentos right, Oh yeah,
that they're clawn back money on uh huh. Somebody on
the text brings up a good point. Stupid question, but

(52:29):
a good point. Tell out to the PPP loan people, like,
are they clawned that money back? Oh yeah, that fraudulently
got uh They they're solely busting people on that. Do
they have the same energy for those folks they I
hope they do. They do, like not the people that
got it legitimately that we're trying to keep up business

(52:50):
Like legitimately they're a business.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Apploats, they're going through it and they're still.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Busting people as far as it says, And how many
of you guys got PPP loans zero? We are w
two employees. I don't know if you've heard. When it
comes to this company, we just work here. Yeah yeah,

(53:13):
I got just work here.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
I got a student loan that I paid off. Me too.
But I didn't hate on the people that like got
their their debt like written off by the government. It's like, well,
I mean just didn't.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Happen for me.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
That's their business.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Five six two. I went to a community college. I
didn't go the university route. I'm making about one hundred
and thirty thousand, two times more than some of my
friends that did go to university, and I have zero
student debt. The thing is, there's there's what's the term greg,
It's like, oh, there's many ways to skin a cast.

(53:48):
I knew there was like an old timey phrase. And
I never went down that road only because I was
in radio on the air by my senior year of
high school. So I didn't go to college to go
do what I was already doing. So I don't have
any experience in that world. But man, it does make
a lot of sense to go to a community college.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
I the first couple of years. Why anybody wouldn't If
you have a kid who's at college age, it's not
yourself going to college.

Speaker 7 (54:15):
And kids are chomping at the bitch.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Just get out of they want the college experience.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
I know, but those first two years it's just your
true stuff and get that out of the way at
the community college. Save a fortune. And I want to
rage two things.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
You don't want to go to your friends and say
you're going to the community college, right, well, look down
upon which is stupid.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
I don't I don't agree with it.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
I went to community college and so did most of
my friends.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
But you know, there's a stigma, right and then and
then the other thing is that the parents don't want
to tell the other parents that their kids going.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
To community college.

Speaker 7 (54:48):
It's all the same reason.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Yeah, exactly, it's all dumb. It's yeah, it's all ego,
but it's for the greater good. It's all it's all ego.
And I'm telling you, if I didn't have this radio thing,
and I was in that position now like uh, you know,
get now to high school and wondering what to do.
You don't have a clear direction and specifically what you
want to do. Number one, find out if what you
want to do really truly requires a college degree at

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this point, because most don't.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
Mine did not. Turns out, yeah, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
And there are a lot of companies and a lot
of places now that are taking back that requirement of
even having a for They we used to say, like
a look at the list of requirements to apply for
a job.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
It was insane. Had a degree, like three years experience already.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, but they're they're they're taking those requirements away because
they're just looking for good people. They're like, you know what,
if you got the right mindset and you're teachable, trainable, whatever,
we'd rather you learn our way.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
And yeah, college is more nowadays about connections. Like you
when you're on LinkedIn, like, oh, they went to the
same college as men. Maybe the least open my cool
my application. You know, anybody in this room got a
job because of somebody. You went to school with no.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Job.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I talked to zero people I went to college.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
With now zero not jobs. But you know, when it
comes to advertising and clients and stuff like that, Definitely.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
I'm not saying I'm not saying that it's completely worthless
or stupid, but don't don't pick a particular school for
the wrong reasons. Yeah, and then think about like how
much money you're going to spend on that degree, and
then how long that will take you to recoup it
based on what the average salary of whatever you want

(56:28):
to do once you get that degree. What are you
going for that degree for what kind of job? What's
the average salary of that job? Starting salary is not
going to be what you could end up being at
fifteen twenty years into that career, but you're gonna take
fifteen to twenty years of not making dick to pay
off this thing, and you're going to be poor, they
call it. And when you over buy a house, house poor, righty,

(56:49):
same thing, you could be education poor and it sounds
like like an oxymoron, right right.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
But back to the community college thing. I would not
have gotten into the college I got into. Had I
not onto community college, I couldn't have gone there straight
out of high school. My grade sucked in high school,
really I wouldn't say that.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Well, yeah, overall.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
They kind of sucked. God, And then in college I
actually enjoyed it and did awesome. I even got to
wear one of those like a rope. I felt so smart.
And then I got into the college I wanted to
go to and saved a fortune.

Speaker 14 (57:23):
It's because you wasted so much time trying to track
down a hustler, you know, with a Mark Wahlberg cover.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
He's hustler, playboy and playgirl. That was classy for the articles. Yeah,
and if you just so happened to a nipple or
a flap or.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
A penis, then extra, but also the text. I love
trade schools. Trade schools are the best.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Now, yeah, I mentioned that before the break and somebody goes, yeah,
rich coming from a guy who speaks into a microphone
for a living, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
It's kind of the same thing broadcasting.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
This is not a of saying, this is not a
job that you need a college degree.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
You don't need a degree of any kind for this job.
I am living proof of that.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, yeah, I apparely graduated high school.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
What were they saying, I don't get that text. What
were they say negative about trade schools?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Uh No? I said, hey, you know, if you want
to avoid all this college loan nonsense, I said, learn
to turn a wrench, be a plumber, get into the trades.
So much money be made there, and there's a shortage
of all those positions. There's a shortage of electricians and plumbers.
I know them, and I hear about it all the time.

(58:33):
They're like, dude, I'm printing money. I have way more
work than I do time, or way more work than
I have desire to work on a daily basis to it.
And so they get to charge whatever they want, because like,
I'll just take the people who will agree to pay
whatever that rate is.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Go around your neighborhood and see who has the nicest cars.
And yeah, this is everything, and ask them what they
do for a living. I guarantee you it's one.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Because the thing they might be they might be driving
a dumpier vehicle during the day when that guy who's
you know, pulling wire and plumbing stuff and whatever goes
on out, he's going out with his wife for dinner
that night. I guarantee they're getting in a nice car
and they're going for a really nice stake somewhere for sure.
And they're not in debt.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
They ever had a sewer mainline go down and you
need to get that replace Holly.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Crapn't pay any price fortune.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Yeah, Like, why pay you know, one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars in student loans for a job that's going
to pay you sixty thousand dollars a year. Well, it
seems silly.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
We talked about it. The frustrating part is you're talking
to somebody that's young, and they just they can't see
that for the future and they just want to get
to college and hang out with their friends and party.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, I'm getting the brake
signed from Sammy.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Sammy trying to keep.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Us all in time.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
I'm just trying to stay on time, going dare.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
That's her job, producer, you know, eight seven seven forty
four wood. He text us two to nine eighty seven,
be right back, right back.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
This is for the ladies. Okay, who I believe?

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Oh yes, even now, even now, Morgan's over thirty. Okay,
Oh yeah, she's over thirty. Store she's still having a
hard time with it.

Speaker 18 (01:00:20):
Well, I'm almost thirty one now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
So they talked to a bunch of women over thirty
asking the question, what is something that you have stopped
pretending to enjoy so now that you're in your thirties,
you've given I'll give you a couple of examples here.
If somebody said fashion over comfort, oh, just gave it
up alcohol. This woman says, I never enjoyed it or
the effects of it. After thirty, I just stopped drinking

(01:00:46):
unless I really wanted one, not because it was the
social thing to do.

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Yeah. I get that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:51):
I definitely drink less now, but I always loved it,
and I drink a lot, and I never Yeah, it
was like, oh man, I can't wait until I get
stopped drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
To that twelve step, she just decided it wasn't for her.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
Yeah, she want to make an I'm very Yeah, I've
been talking to my sponsor and.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
So I will not wear a high heel anymore. I
didn't wear one to my wedding. Wear one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Now, did you wear Converse?

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:01:13):
I wasn't one of those. I wasn't cutesy. They wear rhinestone,
but they weren't high heels. I'm not doing that anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:01:18):
Yeah, Sammy, I don't wear makeup as much as I did.

Speaker 7 (01:01:21):
I never liked putting on makeup.

Speaker 13 (01:01:23):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:01:23):
I mean I will now on occasion, but ugh, the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
I think it would be cool to wear it and
look hot, right, and then you got to get home
and take all that crap off right, no break out.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
I would think it would feel gross on your face.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Yeah, Morgan, what's something they've stopped pretending to enjoy?

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Well?

Speaker 18 (01:01:41):
I agree with Sammy on the makeup thing, but also
just going to see people and hanging out, Like if
friends want to go to brunch or something on the weekends,
Like I used to fake it and go and then
have a good time, but now I'm like, I really
just don't want to go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Yeah, Okay, there's there's one on this list. This one
woman says, I stopped faking with people I don't vibe with.
My husband's friend are nice, but they're not my people,
and honestly hanging out with them always wears me out.
So now I'll go sometimes, but I don't feel bad
skipping stuff anymore, all right, So let's best. Yeah, and
then this one's more to what you're saying. I used
to stick around for the full duration of a social
function just to be polite, even when I was tired

(01:02:17):
or over it, And now I'm not having fun. I
dip no guilty, Yeah, see ya, take care. How about
investing in people who don't reciprocate your energy? Oh yeah,
I've adopted that age and then being chill about things
that truly bothered me. This other woman said that, So what's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
The learned skill?

Speaker 18 (01:02:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Yeah, what's what's something? You stopped pretending to enjoy? This
women after thirty But like anybody, what's something you've just
given up on even pretending? Hit us up of the
text two tonight seven.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
You guys know who Warren Buffett is, right? What's part
of them? Legendary legendary investor? Anyway, I fail to see
where people are quote shocked as a lot of the headlines.
I'm saying, but that he announced his retirement. The guy's
ninety four and he's worth a trillion dollars. Like, what
do you mean you're shocked he's retiring.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
He's still live.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Well why didn't he retire? I mean he loved it,
so I get it. But that, Like, but where's the shock?

Speaker 7 (01:03:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Yeah, he's stepping down as the CEO the end of
this year. So wow, picked successor as this guy greg Abel,
that guy man he oucky right, yep?

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
But is he going to still get up every morning
for his stuffin?

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Yeah, Coke, I'm sure. I'm sure this house you know
he's gonna be sleeping in for a while, is Baltimore
Ravens kicker Justin Tucker? Ratbirds released that guy?

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
They didn't mentioning the pesky massage therapist allegations, but they
just said this from the Ratbirds organization quote the shape
of their current roster was the reason for moving on.
Quote sometimes football decisions are incredibly difficult. Oh yeah, something
about that announcement just rubs me the wrong way, you
know what I'm saying. Yeah, sixteen massage therapists claimed inappropriate

(01:04:13):
behavior during sessions between twenty twelve and twenty sixteen, not
saying that he did it. I've hated that guy for
so long as a Steelers fan. I hate that guy.
I hate his face, like I would get disproportionately happy
and giddy when he would miss a kick against any
any team. And his past season he sucks so hard,

(01:04:35):
it was so great, so much Shodenfreud.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Yeah, no shock there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
But you've had so many allegations and accusations in the
NFL with players involved with massage people dud don't do it. Yeah,
or even massage table like Devin Bush. Yeahs Steeler first
round pick like he just got arrested. Yeah, girlfriend or
wife or whatever, push dingo massage like broker phone. Yeah,

(01:05:03):
but the NFL actually opened an investigation into this justin
Tucker thing, So peace out, mother Tucker.

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
So you can go kick it, Yeah, get it. Because
he's a kicker somewhere else.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Is there any kickers you like currently?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
What's that?

Speaker 9 (01:05:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Boswell, he's the best. The Wizard of OSS's Chris Boswell.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
I like the old kicker.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
The only terrible season he had is when he was
dating a family member of our what he was dating.
He was dating somebody in the Chicken my family, and
he had a that's the Steeler fans will remember, remember, like,
I don't know, seven years six or seven years ago.
Six years ago, he had a really bad season. Yeah, yeah,

(01:05:45):
I blame it on Dakota because they were hanging out
and so he was distracted. Every time he'd like miss
a kick or whatever. I text him, My god, damn it,
stay away from him, please. Yeah, he used to be automatic.
You're ruining him. But now he's married, he's got a
baby and everything else. He seems like a really cool guy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody text us over to
two two nine eight seven. You better make her as
ugly as you wanted in real life. And she looked
like a foot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
He was so unattractive. You went, she looks like Joe PESHI.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
The Woody Show. Right back, and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training, free, politically correct world, and a
good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
It is The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Woody, Greg, good morning, Nis, what's up? There's Gina Sea
Bass is here, Sammy is here, Morgan is here taking
your calls. Eight seven seven forty four Woody send us
your text message over to two to nine eight seven. Uh,
skilled trade day, skilled trades. So what do you do?

(01:07:00):
You're in a skilled trade. What do you do? And uh,
what do you make? I've been a lot of talk
about this. Yeah people woman knowl Yeah, any ideas they're
a local sheet metal worker one oh four in San Jose, California.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Seventy six dollars an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Yeah, my brother's an electrician, charges between one hundred one
hundred and fifty an hour, owns his own business, always busy,
works six days a week.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
He's better.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Yeah, two hundred thousand dollars a year general contractor no
high school diploma.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Noise, that's great noise.

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
Hm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Well, we'll open up the phones and the texts on
that coming up a little bit later on in the hour.
But dude, here we go again. A three point eight
carrot diamond was found sweet at Crater of Diamond State
Park in Arkansas?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Are you still skeptical?

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Waiting to go?

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Dude? Who found it is a farmer from Minnesota. What
random luck?

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Huh? Totally.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
He said it looked like a candy wrapper at first,
and they told him it could be worth up to
nineteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
That's it. Now, here's my argument. My point.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
It's a state run park in Arkansas where you can
just casually find diamonds lying around on the ground, where
thousands just sitting there waiting for tourists to pick them
up like seashells.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Works for me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
If that's true, why isn't this place being mined twenty
four to seven by professionals with machines. They'll bring the
floodlights out, get bulldozers out there. Because again, the government
who is normally so hard up for money that they
rape you on taxes and they essentially turn you upside
down and shake you for change all of a sudden

(01:08:37):
like yeah, go ahead, keep it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Okay, Well true two things. Number one, they're poop diamonds.
They're brown, so there's really.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
It's up to nineteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Because of the size, but they're not really sought out.
And then second, yeah, what do you believe this is
a marketing ploy that they just throw them out on
the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Yeah, exactly, it's throwing them, so check it out. Are
we really supposed to believe that they just leave potential
tens of thousands of dollars laying around for some rando
farmer guy from Minnesota to scoop up.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Is it worth?

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
It's advertising.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
It's like if a bank just sprinkled cash in the
parking lot and said, yeah, help yourselves. Also, how come
the diamonds are always conveniently found by someone with a
great backstory, A farmer, a school teacher, a couple on
their honeymoon. Right, it's the perfect media, feel good story.
Wholesome person stumbles in the fortune and I get the argument, like,

(01:09:30):
what's in it for the park? That's okay? Tourism?

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
Yeah, advertising, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
They're selling a dream. Yeah right, it's fifteen I looked
it up. It's fifteen bucks for adults, seven bucks for kids.
They charge you to get in, They sell you rental equipment, snacks, souvenirs,
and dreams, and they hope that you might find a diamond.
That's the whole business model. This is the hope you
might find a diamond.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
What are you expecting that a CEO is going to
be there finding a diamond?

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
No again, if, but again, if you have anything of
value that's on that land, and you own the land.
In this case, it's a it's a state run park
that the state would want to take whatever resource they
had to turn that into either money or whatever for themselves.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
I don't believe.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Yeah, of course you do. Again, the diamonds are like
these brown diamonds. But also just to go deeper into
there's nineteen thousand dollars, ye, okay, because it's big, so.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
They put nineteen thousand dollars on the ground, the pile
of nineteen thousand dollars on the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
No, they didn't put it there. Yeah, yeah, it's a
diamond park. Yeah they did.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
But to go even deeper into your conspiracy theory on
why they just don't open it up to or the
government doesn't just open it up and make their own
money off of it. Isn't the diamond industry like heavily
regulated so they can control the price of diamonds.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
This park is state run. It is the States.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
Yeah, but the diamond beers the diamond industry itself though.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Oh I don't know, I don't hear about blood diamonds
they got like kids and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
But there's like there's actually there's actually like a limited supply, yeah,
unlimited supply of diamonds.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
I think it's a fun story for everybody. That's my point,
and you know what, I see your point. I understand
what you're saying too.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
But I mean, it's not shocking to find salmon in
a salmon farm, right, So there's nothing surprising about this,
and of course the person has a good backstory. These
are the people that go to these things, and.

Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
They must be making enough money off of people going
to this park that if they were to mine it
for all the diamonds in there, they wouldn't make as
much money as.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
They are off house.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
I'm not saying there's not crappy little what I'm saying
that they take these bigger ones, right, that people oh
there's a five carrot diamond just saying they found it,
or they somehow have like a little statue of these
that they did from when they do turn the soil
or whatever they and yeah, right, it's like when parents
put out the Easter eggs for their kids to find

(01:11:50):
and they go like, oh, because that's going to get
more people to come. I don't know where the hell
in Arkansas this is, but who the hell goes to Arkansas?

Speaker 7 (01:11:58):
And you know what, I'm okay with that. If they're
diamond's easier to find, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
That's sure in the soil all day. Yeah, it looks legit.

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
Yeah, I see the scam.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Yeah exactly, because I'm a scamming. It's marketing. It's marketing
for the park. They put these bigger ones up there
so people like you know, you can get the thing
in the news about oh the guy here farmer from
Minnesota found a three point eight care at time sitting
on top. That looks like it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Okay, all right, So if you're on the fence about
going now, you're gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah, because the dream you're selling a dream like for
people like Greg, like, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
We should go to that diamond park.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
We should and go off on a diamond three point
a week Audi.

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
Yeah, So instead of spending nineteen grand on billboards, you
just spend it on the diamond in the park.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
I get that part.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
At that part, the five zero one says the diamond
mine has been tried for commercial mining, but it doesn't
produce enough to be profitable, so that's why they just
keep it apart.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Okay, Well, I did minimum research, thank you, sir. That's
how I know it's fit fifteen dollars for adults and
seven dollars for children, and I know the state won't
give a penny to anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
Okay, but did the guy find it? Yes, yeah, he did.
He found it. He did so it was worth his
fifteen dollars for him. It's great.

Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
Yeah, I'm just right.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
But you can't say it's fake that he found it.
He found it. It's just the fact you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
I feel like I feel like somehow like we're in
a situation where like we're on a cell phone call
and one of us keeps going through a tunnel and
missing half of the point. So hearing your point because
I hear what you're saying. I'm hearing your point completely.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Yeah, I think you're missing the part where it's just
conveniently left on top.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Yeah, because they if the guy. Yes, but the guy
is there and he's digging all day, and he gets
about five feet down he find Okay, fine, whatever, But
like when it's just sitting.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Like that, it's found on the surface, but you know
it was found on the surface, do we know that?

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
They always say, I looked down and I saw what
looked like a.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Candy wrapper, Because where are you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
In the diamond air?

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
Exactly after digging through?

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Again, I feel like we're just going through tunnels. Yeah,
and then we're kind of hell, maybe you need to listen.
Then maybe maybe your phone's going out.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
I think I think your battery died. I don't want
to fight Greg, I.

Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
Rather make up, but you got to get the makeup
sext then.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he's the number. Let's
get the phones going for What do you do and
how much do you make? For skilled trade day? If
you're in the trades, you are working a trade like
a diamond minor. Yeah, exactly, like you know, you're a farmer,
and all of a sudden, yeah, now he's a diamond
miner as much as Katy Perry's an astronaut. Right, he

(01:14:42):
just went to look at me, look at me. By
the way, the memes still make me laugh, and that
Katy Perry thing, oh me too. Every day there's something
brand new.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
I don't know why she's so bud hurt about it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Well, I mean, because she's just getting hammered.

Speaker 9 (01:14:56):
Well.

Speaker 14 (01:14:57):
And Gail King, she was the one that looked into
the cameras like, have y'all bend to space.

Speaker 7 (01:15:01):
I'm trying to stay alive.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So what do you do? How
much do you make? If you're in the trades. Let's
go to Eddie. You're online one, Hey, good morning Eddie.
How are you?

Speaker 9 (01:15:13):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Good morning? All right, So what do you do.

Speaker 13 (01:15:19):
So California?

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Okay, so sheet metal worker? I mean I know what
sheet metal is, but.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Like, what are you doing with this each tract?

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Okay? Okay, So you're you're making like the venting and
stuff ducks and things like that.

Speaker 13 (01:15:34):
Making duck work.

Speaker 9 (01:15:34):
Okay, I'm working right now at the Venture City.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
In the high right, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
And then uh, and then how much do you make
doing that?

Speaker 9 (01:15:40):
I make sixty dollars plus.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Sixty plus an hour, and then that works out to
be my math sucks. I'm a radio DJ. How much
does that work to be in a year?

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Disconnect?

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
There's no call for that kind of line rights.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Loud, vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
You've got a dirty, horror clous dollars plus one hundred
thousand dollars plus okay, cool? Yeah, sixty some bucks an hour? Yeah, okay, cool,
that's nice.

Speaker 13 (01:16:06):
Looks overtime.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
And then did you go to you didn't you didn't
go to any kind of college or anything obviously, like yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
I went to trade school for five years and they
played for it as long as you go and you
show up, so get cary.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
What I was saying is like, you didn't you didn't
go to college for something else and ended up doing
this because you're like, wow, this pays way better.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
Yeah, but that's cool.

Speaker 13 (01:16:26):
Ye school, I went, Yeah, I went for it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
Yes, your debt free coming into it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
All right, Eddie, thanks for the call. Appreciate you listening
to the Wood Show.

Speaker 19 (01:16:34):
Okay, thank you guys, all right, bye, Hey, but.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Yeah, sheet metal guy who's listening to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
I know somebody's been like crazy. Seventy thousand dollars is
a diesel mechanic, Okay, so you just work on diesel engines.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
And yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
I opened up my own heating and air conditioning company
two months ago. Been in the trade for nine years.
On average, make one hundred and five to one hundred
and twenty thousand per year.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Dude, Yeah, they must be killing it because I don't
know if you saw my note, I think America is
being over air conditioned. Everywhere I go. It is so cold.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
You've turned into I have the only person I hear
complaining about like things being too cold more than my
wife is.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
You know why when it's cold outside the air conditioning
is on?

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Why or is it just not?

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
There?

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Was really good?

Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
I feel it? The heat just not on?

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
I feel it. I'm like, dude, it is storming outside,
it's crazing, and the air conditioning is still on.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
And there's times I dread going to the grocery store
because damn it, I forgot my jacket.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
Are you are you talking about Trader Joe's. Does that
happened to me the other day?

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Storm?

Speaker 7 (01:17:49):
Crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Legal?

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
It's legal Alaska outside. You have the air conditioning onto
the max? Why to that?

Speaker 7 (01:17:56):
I say, thank you?

Speaker 20 (01:17:59):
Did?

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
I say?

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
They're doing their all right? We're gonna take a break
and come back back to it. What do you do?
How much do you make? If you're in the trades?
What do you do? How much you make? Eight seven
seven forty four? What is the number?

Speaker 9 (01:18:11):
Show?

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
So this is for skilled Trade Day and we've done
these before. We open up no matter what anybody does,
any job, What do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
How much do you make?

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
This is just about skilled trade? Yeah, opecactly yeah, eight
seven seven four Text over to two two nine eight
seven I heard a interview recently with Mike Rowe Dirty Jobs.
Mike Row world's most awesome voice. Ye, Mike Row, it
would rule to have his voice. Oh, and he does

(01:18:48):
a lot of stuff, obviously pushing people towards the trades.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
He's got like some program that that he.

Speaker 7 (01:18:55):
Runs, Yes, like some sort of endowment.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
Yeah, I forget, I forget what it's called.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
But we used to see micro daily.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Yeah we did.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
Yeah, remember we did.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Yeah, we would at the building we worked at in
San Francisco. We did.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Yeah, let's see him at the like across the street.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
And I had the same agent of lunches.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
I would just have a bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I've never met the guy really, Oh, very nice.

Speaker 14 (01:19:22):
I felt like he was always He's been a guest
on many of my shows. He's also in the Barbershop Quartet.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Oh, Greg, you hate that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
All right? So for Skilled Trade Day, what do you do?
How much do you make?

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Let's go to Nick Hey, Good morning, Nick Hey, good morning.
All right, So what do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
How much you make?

Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
I am a plumber for generation and I charged one
hundred ninety five dollars an hour for residential and one
hundred and ninety four commercial.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Okay, so how does that work when you see those
things where it's like any drain ninety nine dollars if
you're charging. Is that maybe because it's only a fraction
of an hour, you don't need that much time.

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
No, No, those are those are gimmicks. Those are only
if you have a clean out out in the front
of the house and it's accessable three inch or bigger. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
there's a lot of hidden details. Okay, there's a lot
of hidden details.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:20:15):
As soon as you have to lift the toilet to
drain your sewer, it's you know, you're up into the
three four hundred already.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Yeah, And so what is that up being like? Because
I'm assuming you said how many hours you're really or
how many days you're really interested to work? You take
whatever work you want, You turn down the stuff you
don't need. So well, it's all said and done at
the end of the year, what do you what are
you bringing home.

Speaker 9 (01:20:37):
Before taxes? Close to three hundred thousands?

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Well, damn, that's great. That was from my one main
sewer line job. Probably, Yeah, those things are over ten grand, yeah, yeah,
no joke. All right, Nick, thanks for the call. Man,
appreciate listening show. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Let's go to uh Tony Hey, good morning, Tony, good morning,
good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
All right, So what are you doing? How much do
you make?

Speaker 10 (01:21:03):
I'm a local building operating engineer, Okay, I work at
a hotel and we make forty five an hour and
we can top off close to one ten over.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Ten one ten, just all the all the stuff, like
just all the any any of the HVAC or elevators.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
Or any electricle Yeah, I'll the operation stuff. Yeah, that
would be insantly difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
You get discounts if you want to stay there at
the hotel.

Speaker 10 (01:21:28):
Yeah, and if you worked there for twenty five years,
you get three rooms free every week if.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
You like what after twenty five years?

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Yeah, now you do it. All right, Tony, thank you
for the coming. Appreciate you listening to the Woods Show.
Let's go to Mike Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Good morning, Mike Hey, good morning shows morning.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
All right, So skilled trade day.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
What do you do and how much do you make?

Speaker 13 (01:21:51):
I'm gonna here's your courting an operator and I make
about one hundred and forty five one hundred and thirty
forty five years, depend on overtime.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Hell yeah, well, what kind of hell equipment are you running?

Speaker 19 (01:22:01):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:22:01):
Bulldozers excavators, dude, seriously, so much fun.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
All right, there's a place in Vegas that we've been
talking about going to for years, manues a decade, dude.
It's called dig This, I believe, And so you can
go there and you can drive like for reals, excavators
like the big ones. Yeah, bulldozers are in the Dallas
Sport Dude, we're going minutes, we're going. I would and

(01:22:30):
you just like dig a hole, fillip back can. That
sounds awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
Yeah, like when you were like a little boy, you're
playing in the dirt with your truck.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
I wanted to do this for years.

Speaker 10 (01:22:40):
What about wrecking, Well, I'm actually currently in crane school now.

Speaker 20 (01:22:46):
To go to crane school so I can start making
about sixty bucks an hour, so.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Dude school.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Yeah, I just want to do it like a backo
or like the excavator. I think it would be really
cool that, man, that'd be so cool. I do want
to go up and one of that. Speaking of cranes,
those are the ones they used to build skyscrapers, the
ones that are super tall. You gotta climb that little
light of lax. You have to crap in a bucket
up there I'm talking about right, yeah, yeah, all right, Mike,
appreciate you listening, man, Thank you, and have yourself a

(01:23:13):
great day.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
All all right, there see you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Let's see, let's go to see. We talked to a plumber.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
We talked to.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Uh, the heavy machine operator. We talked to a building engineer.
Let's go to an electrician. Hey, good morning, Albert.

Speaker 20 (01:23:31):
Hey, how's it going, guys?

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
We're doing fantastic all right, So Skilled Trade Day. What
do you do and how much do you make?

Speaker 20 (01:23:38):
I'm an electrician for a fortune five hundred company, okay,
and I make about one hundred and twenty a year.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Okay, so you're electrician, but just for I mean, what
kind of what kind of work does the company do?

Speaker 20 (01:23:50):
It's not like they do a solar and an energy
storage system like cattery packs for homes and commercial settings.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Gotcha?

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Cool? And that's one hundred to one hundred and twenty
thousand dollars a year, So like from zero for someone
who think, oh maybe I could do something like that,
or I might be interested in doing something like that.
Going from no experience to having a job to where
you are right. Now, let's say to make one hundred
thousand dollars. How long does something like that take? Like
how long before you start making that kind of money?

Speaker 20 (01:24:20):
I'd say maybe like five six years.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
You know, ain't bad?

Speaker 10 (01:24:23):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Yeah, that ain't bad and so h and then how
do people you just go and can you what do
you sign up like an electrician school?

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Like probably? Yeah you can.

Speaker 20 (01:24:33):
You can go to like a trade school. I went
to a community college for like two years and got
a certificate there.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Yeah all right, cool, Albert, thank you for the call.
I appreciate the info at Thanks guys.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
Yeah, you change a light fixture? Yeah, I checked that.
The powers off eighty six times?

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Yeah, Scar, okay, so yes I'll do that just changing
an outlet or changing a light fixture, same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
I'll check it like a thousand times.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
So scary.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
You call somebody to come over and do it. Do
they shut off the power? You bet they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Yeah, I've seen some people just ah, so long as
the light switches turned off, you're fine, dude. I know
I want the neighborhood to be off the power.

Speaker 15 (01:25:09):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
I hardwired a ring doorbell.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
I didn't realize I was supposed to turn.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Off the power. Well that's the ring doorbell stuff. That's
usually like little voltage stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
Yeah, they well I said to turn off.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
Yeah, I want the whole grid to be off. Yeah,
let's go to Jeremy.

Speaker 13 (01:25:28):
Good morning, Jeremy, Good morning, guys. How are you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
We're doing a fantastic All right, So Skilled Trade Day.
What do you do and how.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Much do you make?

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:25:37):
I'm a Union fire sprinklip fitter. I'm a super point tendent,
So I make about ninety three dollars an hour our
journey when they top out at like seventy eight an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Okay, so fine, So when they're putting like a fire
system into a building, that's that's where.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
You come in. Correct.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Okay, so the beginning stages. Okay, I got that, and
so then uh all right, then ninety some books. Now
the journeyman stuff. I've seen a lot of people in
the text here their journeyman whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
That's one of those things I could easily google, but
I never have. What is a journeyman?

Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
It don't work for a particular through their apprenticeship.

Speaker 13 (01:26:12):
Right, Yeah, So there's apprentices and then once they're done
with their apprenticeship, they're a journeyman, okay, and then when
they're running the job, it's a foreman. And then if
they're running multiple jobs or they have so many people
underneath them, then they're superintendent.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
I learned more in five seconds than my whole life.
I know. Well, when a journeymen means freelance kind of
when you don't work in the.

Speaker 13 (01:26:38):
Other company that you're done with your apprenticeship, you have
so much time in your train, so you're you're actually
a train Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
God, it feels like you should be like special Forces with.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
The name three down. What's that mean? Jeremy?

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
All right later, thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
Eight seven seven forty four, Wooding, it's eight seven seven
forty four. Let's say how to Shae Hey, Good morning,
Shae Shay.

Speaker 17 (01:27:00):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
We're doing great so skilled trade day. What do you
do and how much team make?

Speaker 6 (01:27:08):
Well?

Speaker 17 (01:27:08):
My husband and I run an appliance repair shop and
we don't make the money, but our technicians do. Our
technicians make anywhere from twenty to seventy five dollars an hour,
depending on the type of work they are doing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Okay, so when you know my washer dryer breaks I
call your place, you send your guy out.

Speaker 17 (01:27:28):
That's the kind of stuff we're talking about exactly, washer dryers, refrigerators.
We do some commercial, Yeah, we just don't do like
the big walk ins and stuff like that. Mostly the big.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Household a play househol appliants. And then one of those
guys that you send out to my like, what are
they pulling? Is either per hour per year?

Speaker 17 (01:27:49):
Our top technicians are making one hundred and twenty to
one hundred and fifty k a year.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
And then for I'm assuming because you're driving out to
everybody's place and stuff like how many hours a week?

Speaker 17 (01:28:00):
Our place we only do nine to five Monday through Friday,
and so they're working the forty hours a week.

Speaker 13 (01:28:07):
All right, we know. Family life, Oh, they believe in
the work.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Life bounds you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Yeah, Chase Appliance Repair, Uh huh, you believe that family
comes first?

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Chay, thank you for the all right, appreciate wish up man.
The text is blowing up. We got a lot of
people like pool cleaner made over one hundred thousand dollars
last year working four days a week. Greig, you're doing
that for free, I know, all right, We'll get to
some more of these next year on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Whoa yeah, show right back.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
That is a beautiful this is as bad like a.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Alright, So for Skilled Trade Day, what do you do?
How much do you make? We're gonna jump back in
to the feedback. A lot of people here. We got John, Hey,
good morning, John, how are you?

Speaker 9 (01:29:06):
Hi? Good morning, I'm good.

Speaker 13 (01:29:08):
I'm working right now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Yeah. What do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:29:11):
CNC machinists c n C machinists, which is what.

Speaker 9 (01:29:17):
It's like, a computer, computer numerical controlled. So we machine parts.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
Oh, machining okay, cool?

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
Yeah great basically, Oh, you work at Space. I just
love that place.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
Rip dude, the ice cream bar rules, Yeah, medic and
I went on a tour there. We got invited to
a tour. It was super cool. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:29:36):
It was awesome three three three ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Scree Yeah and the whole reason to take the jump.
Yeah all right, So so John, how much does that
end up working out? Two a year?

Speaker 9 (01:29:47):
Well, this is only my fifteen months here.

Speaker 17 (01:29:49):
I just started the last year and I made like
seventy seventy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
Last see ice.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Cream hey h whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
The bosses were walking around there or something do you
let them know the Woody Show what he specifically wants
to go to space, so they get him to make
that happen. Thank the Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (01:30:15):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
So Skilled Trade day, got a ladder on your truck?
You put a cone behind your vehicle when you park
it somewhere?

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Does it beef when you're reversed? That's right? Cool?

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
Yeah, skilled trade? So what if you are in a
skilled trade?

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
How much do you make? Eight seven seven four Woody
And let's see everybody say hi to Angel. Angel. We're
doing great?

Speaker 10 (01:30:39):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
So Angel, what do you do and how much do
you make?

Speaker 19 (01:30:43):
I do dog trophies for dog shows. I make about
seventy to eighty thousand a year.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
You make dog trophies?

Speaker 19 (01:30:50):
Yeah? So you know how you guys talked about it
at the beginning of your show that Menace went to
it in January. Boy, Bess, I did that show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
So you you make the trophies that people win at
these events?

Speaker 19 (01:31:03):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
And you're you're pulling in how much a year?

Speaker 19 (01:31:06):
About seventy to eighty depends on like the year.

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
Well also like so many of them.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Dogs?

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Yeaheah, it's specifically dog trophies or would you do them
like for someone's Little League horse trophy.

Speaker 19 (01:31:22):
I started just doing dog trophies dog shows, and then
from there and now I do other as well. I
do more than custom trophies as well. So people come
to me and say, hey, can you do a trophy
of my mom that passed away?

Speaker 20 (01:31:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
And I thought, just really that interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
We may we may need your number. Angel. I'm sure
we can come off some goofy trophy that we need
and you can put it together for us.

Speaker 19 (01:31:45):
I actually have something I made for you guys that
I've been thinking of taking dropping off car.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean not the sea best
deserves the trophy. But Angel, hang on, tem I'm gonna
have Morgan get your information more. I can get his
number and write that down. We'll get ahold of him
for sure. So he set us a half an as
trophy for the Redneck news story to your trophy that
went over there, Gene, we haven't awarded that since you've

(01:32:12):
been here. Let's go to Greg. Hey, good morning Greg, Greg,
not you, Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
Good morning Greg? On the phone? Greg?

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Yeah, what do you do and how much to make.

Speaker 6 (01:32:21):
Of the show?

Speaker 13 (01:32:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Thanks, dude, I do commercial air conditioning, and eighty six
dollars an hour I make per hour, but I made
about two hundred and thirty four thousand last year. And
I would recommend any young person to get into the trades.
Reason being is college isn't for everybody, and there's an
awful lot of bunch of kids in college and none
of them are getting jobs. We all get company vehicles

(01:32:43):
as well. Oh okay, I got to take the truck
home with us, so I don't got to pay for gas.

Speaker 9 (01:32:48):
So it really is a it's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
And like I said earlier, I would have any young
person look into the trades, whether it be air conditioning
or plumbing or electrical or any of those things.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
So okay, So like, for example, the air conditioning seems
to be constantly broken here at the radio station. It's
all or nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
We need you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
The other day we were sweating balls, and then today
medic is complaining about how cold it is here.

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Got over the air conditions.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
It's stuff for like buildings like we're in right, like
the big stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:33:15):
Yeah, yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
And so I'll tell you this though from my experience,
there's two kinds of people. Indifferent are never happy when
it comes to air conditioning.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
I love it and I think it's being used in
times where it's not needed.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Right, it's all or nothing, Greg, thank you for the call.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Appreciate your listening to the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
N Oh, you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
I don't care why listening. Listen as long as you're listening.

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
This is the Hoodie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
All right, welcome back everybody. All Right, it's Tuesday morning.
It's May sixth, so this is not Revenge of the sixth? Right,
are we always Revenge of the fifth? Okay, so all
the Star Wars stuff is now officially done.

Speaker 7 (01:33:58):
We're done, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Seed another year trying to make here you stand?

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
It would make more sense, to be honest, it was
nice to have a break, Yeah, you would.

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
You would think, Uh, well, today is International No Diet Day,
which here on the show is called Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Today.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
It's World Asthma Day today, National Beverage Day, National Nurses Day.
I know we have a lot of nurses to the show.
We hear from you guys a lot. Uh. The group
of people that listen that love Sea bass the most
out of everybody would be the teachers in today's National
Teacher's Day, Heroes Day, It's Greg Savion Blanc Day. It's

(01:34:38):
still one.

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
It's still and I still appreciate it.

Speaker 20 (01:34:40):
But do it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
And today is also National Foster Care Day. Just from
these streets. Yeah she is, That's why she's fighting you.

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
In A seven eleven, did you see.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
The GTA announcement? Menace just curiosity.

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
People are excited and disappointed at the same time.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
I know what what is taking so long?

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
So for those who know GTA Grand Theft Auto greatest game,
it's such a even Greg likes playing.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
I love it. I'm still contemplating getting a console.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
For when the new one comes out. So GTA six
is what everybody's waiting for, and the release has now
been delayed until this time next year. It was supposed
to be this year.

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
Wait ten years for this bill.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Yeah, so much with it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
That's why rock Star.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Said they've been humbled by the excitement over the game's
release and they know how high expectations are, and with
that in mind, they say more time is needed to
quote exceed those expectations and get fans the gaming experience
they expect. They've just been jerking around.

Speaker 5 (01:35:39):
So I don't know like, once that thing gets released,
we're not going to see it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
Basically, you get the you have to play in the
entire state of Florida, right essentially?

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
Was that right? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
Because what they did in the trailer at least is
they took a bunch of like real life Florida videos,
like people fight alligators and all of Miami Beach high
jinks that is out there, Yeah, and basically recreated them
into the game.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
And that's why that's why that one guy, like with
the one guy with all those face like skull face tattoos,
was suing them for basically copying his likeness.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Yeah, because you're the only idiot with a bunch of
facets you.

Speaker 13 (01:36:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
What else is going on with the one of the
entertainment their menace, Well, Julian's auctions. They have a new
set of items they're calling channel Surfing, and you can
get items from Glee, Lost, Cheers, Roseanne, a bunch of
Fraser stuff on there.

Speaker 19 (01:36:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
I saw they were selling the couch from Yeah, oh,
and the couch from Fraser. Yeah, the crocheted blanket Sammy.

Speaker 12 (01:36:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
It all starts tomorrow. On their website, you can go
to Juliansauctions dot com. You know, so many items.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
They have the actual sofa that like that swaye sofa,
they think it's going to go for like twelve thousand
is the estimate.

Speaker 5 (01:36:44):
That's that's the starting bid.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
But they have estimates on there too, like the Roseanne
one they think forty to sixty thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
That'll go for four.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
And then uh for you sammy two tables from the
Cosby Show if you want that, Oh yeah, okay, I
would snap that right up.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Table.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
I would take the one that was behind the couch
what do they call those kind of tables couch, sofa
table that had like the telephone on there. M h
that was a quarter of telephone. No, no, this is
on Cosby Show.

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
You remember what I remember.

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
It's like a little skinny table on the back right.

Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
Yeah, but you don't really see it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
No, but I'm saying you, like, I'm sure like you
could just like have like a picture of it right
next to you know, wherever the couch sits in that room.
Go see that's the.

Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
Remember how your childhood is ruined?

Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
Well, here's the chair, here's the table.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Look the show is still good. I did see it
like on a rerun good. I forget what channel was,
like some no name cable chances like blow Pluto. Yeah right,
and they they have like a marathon of it going on,
and I watched like probably three or four episodes. Man,
what a good show that was, Like, sure, Bill Cosby
is a creepy rapist, but not alleglation.

Speaker 5 (01:37:55):
And now if you get the table, yeah, that'd be fun.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
That you wouldn't have to explain exactly, like there's nothing
really that was iconic painting.

Speaker 6 (01:38:05):
Oh yeah for you Woodie from the Fraser set, they
have one of the fake bus bench backs that says
doctor Fraser Crane, he lives.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
The K A C L A M.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
Yeah, you know exactly what that is. Obviously that it
starts with a thousand. They're estimating will go between four
and six thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
I hear the call it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
On the website and.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
Seem a bit confused, but maybe I got you peg noise.

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
I don't know what to do with and scrambled eggs.
They're going again, what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
We looked it up.

Speaker 6 (01:38:43):
It has to do with scrambled eggs? Is like not
like people, her brains are nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
They're okay, it wasn't also like completely just improv when
they were there was some pretty style and.

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
They told him, don't mention the name Fraser, doesn't mention Seattle,
don't mention radio in the room.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
I guess one of the producers something if I'm remembering
the correctly. There was something about like he had like, uh,
there were salads in the room, like people they had
ordered food and so there were some salads, people had
some eggs. Yeah, yeah, and they just kind of went
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
It was just kind of just gibberish anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
All right, Well, moving on the mother and the sister
of the cinematographer Helena Hutchins.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
Oh yeah, yeah name.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
We've never heard that one. Yeah, yeah, Helena Hutchins. They
want they want the movie to still be released and
is it. Yeah, I just came out of this last week. Yeah,
they wanted to still be released because if you haven't heard,
they do get all the residuals from the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
I did not know that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
So we should go see it or at least pay
for it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Yeah, you don't have to feel guilty about watching it,
saying yeah, at least just turn it on and then
maybe not watch it and let me tell you why
because later on this week we had already planned it.
You know, somebody died making this movie, right, and so
the question is was it worth it? And so we
had Morgan watch the movie this past weekend and she's
going to give her Morgan review for us. Oh wow,

(01:40:00):
tell us something like she's gonna be the end all
be on this. So, after all that happened and I
or everything that everybody went through and all the Eagle
stuff and everything else, a person is gone, was.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
It worth it?

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
Was the movie better than great?

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
Is Morgan the right person? Because she has a filter?

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
She getet it?

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, wud be very measured? What filter you
talking about? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
You know, yes, all right. Well, Madonna a tended event
with her new boyfriend Akeem Morris and he is twenty
nine years old. It was a big birthday bash for
him and she is sixty six.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Yeah, he likes really loose thin skin.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
Moris posted a bunch of videos and photos from the
birthday party and captioned it wifey witha so's trying to
whifer up.

Speaker 6 (01:40:47):
It's like a reverse Belichick.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Yeah, although you know what song popped up the other
day and I was like, wow, I haven't heard the
song forever and it hit just the right way. Remember
that Madonna's song music.

Speaker 15 (01:40:56):
Music makes theople? Yeah, put good, don't you voge?

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
Not in vogue? But I fou to it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Yeah, all right, that's gay, Greg, Yeah, well that is
pretty gay, pretty good your nails of relationships?

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
Have you seen this? Sea bass uh raider hotness?

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
Tom Cruise apparently is dating some chick. Her name is
look it up Anna de Armara.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
And you know she's she's insanely hot and she's also
an A list actress.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Man yea.

Speaker 7 (01:41:32):
She played Marilyn Monroe.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
I think she did. I didn't watch that. She is
thirty seven years old. He is sixty two, but famous
from what for just being hot?

Speaker 6 (01:41:40):
Or Greg knives out?

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
Knives Out. She was in a movie with Keanu Reeves
where she and her friend basically held him hostage after seducing.

Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
She was a Bond girl and No Time to Die.
She did play Marilyn Monroe Blade Runner twenty forty.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
Nine, smoking hot.

Speaker 5 (01:41:54):
She put in a bunch of I think I saw
bond but that was it? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Well apparently she's hot enough for Sea very just very
pretty face. Oh wow, lucky her she passes guys. Somebody
somebody sent her a message, you can get rid of
Tom Cruise now, yeah, right, all right, time for your birthday.

Speaker 15 (01:42:14):
It's Shiver.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
We're gonna sit.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
She was like, it's Shia, and you know, we don't do.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
I know, maybe because I'm not paying a lot of
attention to celebrities, but I haven't heard this guy's name
or seen anything about him in a very long time.
George Clooney, Oh yeah, that's so weird you say that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:32):
I was thinking the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
Where the hell has he been?

Speaker 7 (01:42:34):
They live in Italy or was that just the wedding?

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
I thought they sold that house.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
That's the last thing was during the Hairs campaign, right,
didn't he come out?

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
Probably because he was one of the guys who started Cosmos,
Right Yeah. I saw this like Cosamigo's tractor trailer the
other day and I'm thinking, like, man, I wonder how
much money he made it because he.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
Sold it, right, stupid money.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:42:55):
Randy Gerber, he was in Wolf's which was on Apple
TV plus, I believe where he and Brad pitt Our
like old retired.

Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
I saw him in the news recently.

Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
The headline was that him and the mall still have
never had a fight.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
Yeah right, okay, I never believe in a couple.

Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
They just can't find anything to fight about.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
George Clooney is sixty four years old today. Gabaret Citabey,
she was precious and she's lost a bunch of weight,
right she I thought she did, like for she was
hosting that.

Speaker 6 (01:43:24):
Show prank panel with John Knoxville and what's his face?

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
And it looks pretty big.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Gabaret Citabey is forty two.

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
You know, I'm looking at a recent photos. I would say, no,
she's not losing.

Speaker 3 (01:43:34):
You know who Christy Metz is Chris Chrissy mets She
was the big fat sister on.

Speaker 9 (01:43:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
I saw a headline says, oh, check out her tremendous
weight loss. She lost over one hundred pounds. You know
what sucks is that you lose one hundred pounds and
she looks exactly the same. Oh she like that large
that blows very nice but very large.

Speaker 4 (01:43:54):
Oh wow, you're right right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
Naomi Scott Jasmine in the live action Aladdin movie. Her
kids had probably no or Is Kimberly, the pink Power
Ranger in that movie. Thirty two today, Adrian Poliki, who
is Tyra Collette on Friday Night Lights and The Assassin
and John Wick four one of the many assassins forty
two years old.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
Today.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Point guard for the San Antonio Spurs Chris Paul is
forty years old. Today, Jose Altuve from the Houston Astros
is thirty five w NBA Super Bricker and the league's
all time leader. When it comes to air balls, Angel
Rees I Say It a Lot is twenty three years old.
I'm addicted to those videos for this guy. He puts
all her clips together where it's air balls.

Speaker 6 (01:44:36):
Brick, so she's gonna get at bricking the underside of
the rim.

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
And going bang. My favorite shot in all the basketball
the patent Angel Race love too.

Speaker 13 (01:44:44):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
Your favorite shot in all the basketball is the Angel
Reese run into two players and get your shot blocked.
The Hall of Fame NHL goalie mar tanbro Door is
fifty three Rapper rep in the City of Philadelphia. Meek
Mill is the eight. Tom Bergeron from Dancing with the
Stars is seventy and Bob mother Evans Seeger is eighty
years old.

Speaker 4 (01:45:07):
Today.

Speaker 3 (01:45:07):
Your porno birthday is Victoria June and today's birthday girl
she has seen more penises than a urologist in two
hundred and forty one fine films, including ass Overdose. She
was in Hooker on the Run Volume one. Also Cougars
Be Hunting, Yeah they do be Honk is your Horny
Volume two, Soccer Fans Halftime Orgy Volume one Fun. She

(01:45:30):
was in Your dad doesn't need to know right? Also Greg,
check this one out. Please make me a lesbian Volume seventeen. Please,
And Jesus, who can forget her unforgetable role in Rain
Rain Hoe Away. That's a Victoria June who is thirty
three years old today. And that's your porn of birthday,

(01:45:51):
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Tuesday morning look
at what's happening around the world of entertainment here on
The Woody Show. More fun than I mean, I've had
gone are a few times, and I'd say I haven't
had gone show. All right, Well, that's gonna do it Tuesday,
Button up and looking pretty for you. If you missed

(01:46:12):
anything on our website, just go to the Woodieshow dot com,
or you can find the podcast the fifteen to thirty
Minute Highlight Podcast on the platform of your choice. Today.
Cart narks in case you missed it, brand new round
of cart narks Sebastian try to get people to do
the right thing, put their cards back. New redneck news
on the show today. Pretty disgusting if you ask me.

(01:46:37):
Coming up for you tomorrow. Some food news The Woodie
Show Taste drive of some celebrity food items. Celebrity put
their name on stuff and it's basically just telling their fans, Hey,
we're gonna do everything but turn you upside out and
shake you for change.

Speaker 4 (01:46:49):
Some of the stuff might be good.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
Maybe will be the judges of that. We will try
before you buy Wednesday on the Woodies Show. If there's
something you want to tell us about that just can't
wait until then, you can leave it on the after
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us on the social media at the Woody Show. Wherever
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(01:47:11):
bunch of different stuff, New things going up there all
the time. Just hit up woodieshow merch dot com. Yeah, yeah,
Greg Gory parting words and wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:47:19):
Yeah. Some people are like pennies two faced and not
worth much. Heyy, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:47:27):
I mean they're worth about four cents.

Speaker 4 (01:47:29):
Actually, oh that's true. Good point man, four cents.

Speaker 3 (01:47:35):
That means you know that, That means you can't take
him at face value.

Speaker 9 (01:47:37):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Also another great another great quote that I heard before.
Some people are bills, some people are investments. Know the difference,
like I like that one. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for give it the Woody Show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we
love it. Appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday.

(01:47:59):
Have a great a S M D double M. I
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