FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 12th 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers & Jeers, New Headlines, Cameo on the Cheapo & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Good,
it's another new week. It's Monday morning. It's May twelfth,
twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hello, Woody Menace,

(00:58):
good morning to you, and a happy Monday. Happy Monday, Woody,
back at it. But Gina grad Sea Mass is here.
There is uh Sammy. We got bored. We got Mengi
there in the Woody Show production department. Our associate producer
is Morgan. She's here. Vaughan is here. Hopefully had a
good a good birthday weekend. Still thinking about that omelet

(01:19):
station from Friday Rule, which is.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Now going to be a monthly thing.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to stimulate the economy. Yeah,
thank you. Yeah, we'll get him a regular gig, you know. Yeah. Anyway, so,
uh yeah, we got to see everybody's here.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You are where you are?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That's good? Okay, check check check phones open eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Woodie.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. I was expecting a lot more, uh
negative feedback on the selection of the pope, really yeah,
because I thought, like with you know, with all these
other America Yeah, well all these other diverse options or whatever,
that you're gonna see a lot more. But I guess
people are too afraid to criticize. I don't know, man,

(02:06):
maybe I was. I swore they were gonna go with
the Filipino pope. Yeah. But that said, I mean, there's
so many cool stories coming about this guy. Uh do
you see his brother? His brother's been all over the news. Yes, yeah,
they're talking to his brother. There are two dudes from Chicago. Yeah,
they're doing like deep dives, like yeah, oh, is he
a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
He's a White Sox fan.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, yeah. And like anyway, his dad was a fan
of the Cardinals, which I thought that was kind of funny.
But yeah, he grew up on Chicago's South Side and
up until now, most people just called him Bob or
Pope Robbie Robbie Robbie. Also, people STUDI the American Pope,
Chicago Pope, Dub Hope, like you know, Dub Bears bro. Yeah,

(02:51):
guess how old he is. By the way, Greg, he
is a very sexy sixty nine. Sixty nine went to
Villanova University, where my niece is going now. My sister
graduated from Villanova. He is the first American pope for
his North American pope, and the first pope to come
from an English speaking country in almost nine hundred years.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Of course, multi language, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard his remarks.
I thought they were really good. Yeah, And I appreciated
all the different languages. It was interesting. And what do
they pointed out to that right after you get named pope,
there's like this very brief period of being solemn because
they said, what you always say when you're the become
the president, you have that thought at that moment you

(03:31):
go to bed and you're like, oh my god, I'm
the president. That when you become pope you have you
oh my you realize, oh my, boss, you forever so changed. Yeah,
and you've never only been known as the pope from
now on. And it's just like this moment of like solemnity.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Because like somebody, this guy, you know, Francis dies right,
and everybody gathers and they go into this room and
all of a sudden, it's like you're the guy. Yeah,
you know. And then also I thought it was pretty
crazy for the brother who's been all over TV and
doing these interviews, Like, dude, that's gotta be a weird feeling.
Your brother. He keeps showing that picture of him and
his you know, pope whatever they're calling him. What is it, Yeah, fourteen.

(04:10):
So they're showing him and Robert which is his name,
his little brother Robert, and then his older brother and
there's these three like kind of silhouette pictures of them
as kids.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
It's like, dude, this kid that I grew up with,
he's the pope. Yeah, yeah, Thanksgiving? Like now like, okay,
excuse me your holiness?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
All right, who's doing.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
I'm not even religious? But I was so excited for
the new pope that I hate spaghetti.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Oh yeah, I want to remind you you said no
matter where the pope was from, you we're keeping the accent.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh yeah for sure. Valid.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, my name is a public I'm one better than
the third to him.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
I'm from Evanston.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, I go to Schomberg, gotta go to the discot to.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
There and a but people say south side Chicago. He
wasn't from that south side. He was from like the suburbs.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's why he's not full of bulletholes for the White Castle.
So there was a there was a story this priest
in Detroit accused of using a teenage girl's hair to
floss and then he growled at her.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
What.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, So here this is a rep from the police
department on the local TV news talking about what people
are saying Father Carlos Martin's did. Now this guy, I
don't know, was he ever in the running to be
the pope?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's not right.

Speaker 8 (05:26):
It's alleged that he then picked up her hair, placed
it in his mouth and made a flossing motion. And
that was the allegation that was made by not only
the young lady herself, but the individuals that were around
her at that time.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
And he growled at her.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh it's a flossing motion. Yeah, Now is that weird?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
I mean, it's not normal.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
I don't know what the context is. I mean, if
you say in that context, yeah, it's odd.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
But I mean it's not as weird as when I
was so desperate for floss I used a dollar bill.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
Oh that.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
That happened to me. Well, last week of the week
before with the pop.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
There was a little piece of my facial hair, my
weird hair, and it got stuck in between like a
couple of teeth. But the other thing is it wedge,
because you know those are sharp. There's a little time,
you know, if you have like a short haired dog,
you know how sometimes the little hairs are they're poky
and sharp. Yeah, it got stuck in my gum in
between the teeth, and I was having the hardest time
getting it pulled out of there. And then Gina gave me,

(06:21):
I don't know why you carry these around, especially brand
new brand, these little tiny tweezers that were shorter than
a golf pencil, super tiny and sharp at the end.
And I pulled over in the side of the road.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
I said, I have just the thing in my glove
box because it.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Was driving me so crazy, and it worked. I got
it out of there.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So maybe I would have used if I had access
to somebody's hair, maybe I would have tried. I was
tearing off little corners of business cards, anything like thin
and plastic, just trying to get that that good guard.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Anything forty four.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
What is the phone number that's eight seven seven forty four.
Whatdy you can said, It's Texas Morning over to two
to nine eight seven. Trans letter at the English alphabet
is what menace? This could be the easiest question you
ever had. Downy's super smart is not important to me.
The trance letter of the.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
English alphabet is what you don't retake the value in that,
you guys, feeling off a worry.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
The Woody Show another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. New week Monday morning, it's May right, Yeah,
that's what I thought all weekend, like geez right, May twelfth,
twenty twenty five, on Whatody that's great gory, Hey menace,
good morning, good morning, he finest follow us on social

(07:42):
media at the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
We've got Gina Grant.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Good morning, Sea Bass, there's Sammy phones are open. Morgan's
takeing your calls eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's eight seven seven.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Forty four, Woodie. Speaking of of Morgan, she watched that
movie rust you Know Where Else with Alec Baldwin, drama
because the cinematographer got shot because he died.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
That whole thing.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well, it finally came out a little over a week ago,
and the question is like, after all that and all
the loss and all the drama, how's the movie? Was
it worth it?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
And so Morgan, she's going to tell us.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
All about that.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
It's coming up later on this hour. Weekend cheers and jeers.
All right, Menace, Yes, what did you do this weekend?
You were going to Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I went to.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Beyonce and yeah, it was very over the top. But
I want to share first that some of her favorite
people were in attendance, and that would be Prince Harry
and Megan Markle.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Going to a Beyonce show sounds like something that I'd
be sentenced to, you know, like if I was like
before a judge like that would be like, damn, I
really messed up.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Can I just clean a highway or something?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It was really really good. I don't like Beyonce. I
don't like the people who liked Beyonce, like I find
to be well, what do.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
They call them?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
The beehive? Beehive?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
The fans?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, the hard ye okay, those people, not the casual
Beyonce family. She's got a couple of cool songs and
if I happen to get free tickets, you know the
people I'm talking about, we do the hardcore apologists those people, but.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
You didn't let me finish. Who else was gonna be there?
Maybe you would want to be there? Chat Hanks in
the building.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Huge.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
My question is, though there's so much money put into
the production, like I would love to see the map
on it, Like how how much do they actually make
at the end of the day, Because I'm telling you,
like these the set and the lighting and the screens,
everything has to be millions and millions of dollars. And
just like the video production, the videos that play throughout

(09:48):
the entire concert has to be insane amount of money
at the end of the I know.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
This stuff was definitely not AI.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
How was it when the daughters came out? And how
is Blue Ivy's dancing? Because I know everyone loves that.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah, oh yeah, every time Blue Ivy comes out, the
whole place goes crazy. But other things I did over
the weekend, I finished up on You on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
My wife loved that show to start it, and our
friend Tim Martinez because Tim was big into that show,
and so she just kept texting with him and going
She's like, dude, you got to watch this. And I
think it.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Wrapped up really well too, because it's a final season
and had four seasons really really good, so I highly
recommend it if you haven't seen it. But my jeers
is when I was walking back into work today, I
totally smashed my hand on a handrail that was like
a pointy hand rail.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
It breaks, saw me, yeah, and everything bled and bruised.
You bled, yeah, from a hand rail whacked. It's so hard, Yeah,
because the handrails are like super I just heard it.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
It's super pointy, oh at the end, and then I
was walking by it and smashed on Is it one
in the office here?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
No, it's down on that ramp when you come out
of the garage. Yeah, by the elevator there and the
hand route goes out a point. Oh, I know what
you're talking about, like super hard against babe, I know.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Can you give a kiss? No, I'll show where the
ice is.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, I get us some first day.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well yeah, that's pretty much my weekend though, pretty fun,
great gory weekend. Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Cheers to catching up with an old friend who I
hadn't seen in months and months and months, and it
was a brief visit, but it was just a perfect visit,
you know, just count up on so much stuff about
work and personal stuff and what she's been up to,
and it was just an ideal visit. It was awesome.
The Jeers though, my Jeers is a total downer. I'm

(11:36):
not gonna lie. It's not like, oh, Jeers to this
food item that sucked it, Jeers. It was Jeers. Yeah,
Jeers to talking to my mom on her first Mother's
Day since my brother died. It was not fun.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
I was thinking about that, I was thinking about you, and.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I realized that I have to kind of figure out
or rehearse or guard myself as to what I say.
I was reluctant to say, hey Mom, happy Mother's Day
because when I did say that, Hey Mom, and I
said it calmly, I'm Mom, Happy Mother's Day, and then
immediate tears and well it's not a happy day and
this that, and I thought, oh man, everything is forever

(12:13):
so different, you know, And it was just such. It
was a downer. So I tried to change the subject
and try to get her to focus on some positive stuff.
And you know, she had a nice breakfast and decided
to go for a walk just to at least get
out of the house. But it's just it's such a downer.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, the first one, first couple are going to be tough,
and not that she won't ever think about it, she'll
always think about it till But at the same time,
I think you get to a point, I hope, for
her sake and for everybody's sake, Like, you know, you
get to a point where you're like, hey, you know what,
I still have another son who's here, Yeah, who was
Like I can't be like for the sake of you,

(12:51):
Like I think over a period of time, like you're
going to be understanding, but like after a while, I
think that would get kind of I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Yeah, I think I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I think get frustrated because like, hey, I'm still here.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Yeah, and as time goes on, there's just more room
for other things. Again right now she yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, the first one is going to be rough. Yeah.
Time is is an enemy and it's also your best friend.
I can't wait for more time to pass. Yeah, you know,
like right now I'm thinking, Okay, good, it's already been
a few months, right, let's get to a few years.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
But understand, Yeah, there's a lot of people who wouldn't
be because they're so self absorbed.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
They're my number one concern. They keep saying, how are
you doing? I'm like, I'm okay, I'm thinking about you.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
You know what I didn't like as I was looking
for Mother's Day cards, I found out the kind of
strange that all the cards that I was reading it
wasn't so much about the mom really. It was more like, well,
I know, you're proud of me and all the things.
I'm like, what is going on here? Like what kind
of like what generation writes the cards? You know, because

(13:51):
it was very much where about them. It was about them,
and I was because I was looking for something that
was like a sentiment for my mom, right, you know,
like about how much I appreciate her and uh. And
so what I did is I ended up getting a
card that was pretty good. I didn't find a perfect one.
I found a pretty good one, and then I wrote
just a much longer oh good you have to because

(14:14):
like nothing said what I wanted to say, like I
wanted to say about like how I was proud of
her because of all the you know, stuff that she's
been going through and overcoming and you know she's, uh,
you know, she's really been. She she's been like uh,
extremely patient, and she's gotten so frustrated. So I really
want to say say, hey, as proud as you may
be of me, and you tell me all the time

(14:36):
like I'm super proud of you and blah. So I
really thought that was strange about how these cards were
more about you as the child on the Mother's Day,
and she probably.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Read it was like, this is the one he picked.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's all about him. Well, you didn't have a choice. No, no,
no no.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
The one I found was good.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
It was good, but it was very difficult because it's
not like, even though it's a ton of cards, a
lot of them are just straight garbage. For sure.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
They say thing, I'm a fan of the blank card
on the inside. Yeah, I've got my mom her card
at my favorite Mexican market. And on the front is
a picture of some flying and it says I'm your
number one flank And then you write all your sentimental
stuff in there.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Unless it's shiny blank I.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Got with the shiny car. You can't sign them. What
are they thinking?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Glossy paper the number one point of card, especially if you're.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Left, you're just gonna smear that across the page and
then glitter.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh, glitter.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Also, we could stop it with putting the ribbons that
that kind of go along the where the card folds.
You know, it's got like a bow because you put
into the envelope, it gets caught on the corner like
the like now the envelope is like starting to tear
the corner. And I'm doing like this kind of like
micro surgery to kind of get the without pulling too

(15:55):
hard on the corner of the envelope to get a
diss So I could tuck that in there, send the
card lab all these problems, or I got a better idea.
Let's move on from cards all together. It's the bane
of my existence. You know, I hate, you know, I hate,
I just hate the card obligation.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Is there a mental illness in the card industry because
of that slippery thing? I'm not I'm not even kidding trolling.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I think they made the card for them. They didn't
make the card for the consumer, knowing that they're going
to write something that people sign these things. They did
it going look what I created. Yeah, it's shiny, yeah,
and glossy, this quality stock, and it's literally useless as
a card, yeah, because you can't write on it. But overall, like,
how how are your parents doing? I mean it's been
it's been a little bit, I mean not a of time,

(16:39):
but you know, time goes on, they.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Get in and out, you know, like you'll go from tears,
just utter sadness and tears and literal crying to attempting
to change the subject and then kind of having a
normal talk for a while. So it's it's definitely getting
better than more time goes by, but it's still kind
of the number one topic. Well of course. Yeah, I
mean course, and I'm not surprised by that. I'm not angry,

(17:02):
but it just happened. Yeah, So it's just like I'm
looking forward to more time. Your brother lived nearby, Yeah,
I saw him a lot.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, he I mean, it's gonna be the first Mother's Day,
Father's Day, whatever, your brother's birthday was, Christmas. Though, you
gotta go through, like they say, a twelve month yeah,
where you go through all those things. Yeah, right, And
I don't know because I've not I've not experienced that yet.
I've lost grandparents, but you know, I've not lost it's
a sibling or a parent.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
And like I said before, then I get mad at
myself for my emotions because then after that I hung
up the phone with her and I was angry at
my brother, like God, why did you die?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
God?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Damn it? Oh so mad? And then I get mad
at myself for being mad. Yeah, but see that's a
sense of normal. And then you spent so many years
being mad at your brother. So in a way, it
was like it was like it was like God, old times,
good point. It was just like the old days.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
All right, Well, we're gonna take a quick break. We've
got some more Woodies show coming up. If you want
to call in eight seven seven forty four Woody tech
us over to two to nine eighty seven. Morgan watched
that movie rust ring over the cinematographer she died Alec Baldman,
the gun that hot on the set. After all that drama,

(18:13):
after somebody passed away, the movie is finally out there,
released it in theaters and then also on demand at
the same time, some people can watch it. So we
had Morgan watch it to determine was it worth it?
Like after all that, yeah, was it worth it?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
I'm curious how does one become a cork soaker cork socker.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
As we like it to say, corksuckers, our born not made.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I like to soak on the biggest thick cords. Well
you are soaking at the cark. You can also the
massage at the grave. The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
All right, welcome back. We've heard plenty where of mouth
has been plenty. When it came to that movie russ
Alec Baldwin where they were shooting that scene and there
was a loaded weapon on set and the cinematographer Helena
mutions she died, I mean super sad, and there was

(19:14):
all that legal drama that followed it. Remember happened with
the chick who was the armor? I remember that softball player. Yeah,
I think she played guilty right away. Did she Did
she ever go to jail or did she? Like I
think so really because that's dumb. I don't think she
should have gone to jail.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
She was eighteen months in prison and our dad was
like a famous armor.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
She should totally go to jail.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
She was the one that was her job.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah she was.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
No, well, it's not like it was a major accident.
She was messing around on set and shooting live ammo.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Really yeah, okay, here, but I mean, like, look, I
don't I don't understand how that could have happened in
the first place. Yeah, because she's freaking live am to
this set shouldn't be Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I
don't think anybody was setting out to you know, I
don't know that was not the plane wasn't.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, just a lot of surprise that a real weapon
was on say, yeah, some sort of replica.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well, a lot of times there are real weapons that're
just modified for different things. But yeah, this one live
round woman dies. All the legal stuff, all the drama,
and then the question is, now that it's out they
released it in theaters and also on demand, wasn't worth it?
After all that was all that? Like people go, you
don't really do the calculation, like, you know, think about
before you do something, is it worth Like yeah, And

(20:29):
I agree with somebody texted in three one seven like
why promote a movie where someone was killed? That movie
needs to fail. I'm appalled that they actually released it.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I want to fail, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I wanted to fail. But I'm I'm also surprised because
you hear about so many other movies. What was what
was the the Wiley Coyote versus Roadrunner? Like that sounds
kind of funny, right about how the coyote was suing
acme all the products that he bought, and they made
the movie, right, but it's been shelved, but that never
sees a lot. I'm finally gonna get released though, now,

(21:02):
So I got it. Or what about the other one?
There was some other like dork movie. Yeah, that that
we never got to see. Oh that was cat Woman,
I believe the cat Woman or one of those back
Girl back thank You board, same thing, but whatever, Yeah,
and like that never see it? So would it be
that far fetched the thing? And they spent way less
money on this movie they did on something.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Like that, and the proceeds from Russ go to the family.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Maybe that's why they're doing that. I totally st about that.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, the family wanted it released, so the kid get
they became so it was all for nothing. It wouldn't
have been all for nothing, right, the movie never even
came out. She died all that stuff for nothing? By
the way, the armor she got eighteen months in prison,
that's what the ginas said. I wonder if she ever
but did she go to Is it one of those
things like a suspended sentence I wonder or a house like,

(21:49):
you know, like we're on house arrest. Basically I'm looking
right now. It doesn't say yeah.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
And also, can you ever get a job in the
industry again?

Speaker 5 (21:58):
And she's at a new Mexican state penitentiary, so so she's.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
In actual like jail. Orange is the new black cut?

Speaker 10 (22:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
All right, Morgan watched the movie?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 10 (22:09):
I want to start, by the way, I need a
fart so bad? So, yeah, who's usually I'm in my
own studio. I let it rip, so I apologize on.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
What did you have to eat last night? Out of curiosity?

Speaker 9 (22:21):
I had to actually, oh yeah, so steak nice?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Did you get like the faheata vegetables? I did? Whatever
comes out of that's going to be you need to
run out of here. Yeah all right, so rust was
it worth it?

Speaker 9 (22:37):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (22:38):
So let me just start by saying I felt bad
spending money on it. You know, if you want to
watch it, it's on Amazon and it's like six ninety
nine to rent.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Right, let's go to the family. Yeah, I guess I
forgot about that part.

Speaker 9 (22:48):
So it starts.

Speaker 10 (22:49):
It's about this thirteen year old kid named Lucas, and
the movie starts both of his parents die and so
now he's in charge of taking care of his younger brother.
And it's slow to begin with. You know, it's like
a Western film based in the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Oh so it's like real.

Speaker 9 (23:04):
Slow in the dialogues, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (23:08):
So he's you know, helping raise his little brother and
all that. He goes out to shoot some coyotes or
some wolves that are like, you know, stalking their ranch
or whatever, accidentally shoots another farmer. Oh oh right, I know,
and it's real sad it was accidental of course.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
So okay spoilers oh started as yeah.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
I think okay, I mentioned the gas, but not the spoiler.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Anyways.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
So, because it's in the eighteen hundreds, he's sentenced to
hanging because he's killed someone. Uh so he gets sent
to jail, right and then Alec Baldwin he comes and
he kidnaps him out of jail, and the kid's like,
what's going on.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
So that's where this first clip comes from. It's right
after Alec you know, takes him from the jail.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Can't I can't leave my brother. I gotta go back.
There ain't no going back.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Taking to the tall timbers.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Strange from the Blackfoot Highlands till night Pham, Now you
do what I say. He might still be alive when
we get there.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Who are you? This ain't no game boy.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I say ride, we ride, I say eat, we eat.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I say sleep, we sleep.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
That's who I am.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I get on that horse.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
So yeah, nice game boy.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Okay, Okay, So.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Alec Baldwin has been on SNL too many times thirty rocks. Yeah,
in the dramatic role, I can't take him seriously. Yeah,
it's hard to disconnect. Okay, I can see that, like
Alec Baldwin being either crazy in the streets and trying
to fight paparazzi, but like to take him seriously in
this type of role, it just sounds silly.

Speaker 9 (24:52):
And with the cheesy lines too, it's kind.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, this ain't no game boy, no game boy eat.

Speaker 10 (24:59):
So yeah, and then again sorry spoiler alert, it's pretty
boring moving because then the whole plot is Alec Baldwin's
gonna take this young kid and they're gonna, you know,
go across New Mexico and go free and start new
lives right together.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
What's the age of consent?

Speaker 8 (25:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (25:19):
Why was he kidnapped? Kid's been during the whole time,
and he's like trying to protect himself, like, what's this
creep doing with me?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Do they give a backstory to Alec? Like who is this?
He does night enshining armor.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
This happens throughout the movie and then note I think
this has been brought up before, but movies that are
so dark that you can't even see what the hell's hep?

Speaker 11 (25:39):
I hate that why it is so lately annoying.

Speaker 10 (25:42):
I'm in like a pitch black room and I still
can't see anything, and they're at the you know, the
fire talking or whatever.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Was that a thing with was the Game of Throne?

Speaker 5 (25:50):
The final episode? Like I don't know what's going on.
I see anything, you can't see anything.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Call it natal lighting, and it's for the movie for
a while since like the Walking Dad, Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 9 (26:01):
It's like, come on, Helena would want, you know, better lighting, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Exactly, she would.

Speaker 10 (26:05):
So the second clip, you know, this poor kid is
still trying to figure out, like what's this pedo doing,
you know, taking me to child?

Speaker 9 (26:12):
And so they kind of eventually figure it out.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Mister I asked you a question.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Names rust.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
We got into Sarah Jessica Parker that.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Can take care yes, you're a question.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Names rust.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
I never heard nobody called rust.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Your mom, Wilhelmina was my little girl.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
She went over, she was young and married your paw.
That's a damn Why my mom didn't have no pause,
said hers died.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
In the war.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Your mom was a rusted the man of born, just
like you. Don't come no closer. Give me that lightfoot boy,
you're a murderer.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
That's something we haven't comment.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
We haven't shot that scene yet, sir.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
There it's so hard. You just wait, spoiler you know
in that nice need to buy in the game of
right now, you just wait.

Speaker 10 (27:08):
It's so hard to watch this without hearing all of
those alluding things to oh, I'm a killer, I've killed someone,
you know, thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, it's weird. When you hear a clip and not
see the clip, you realize how acting is not difficult. Well, no,
it is because listen to these clips.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Right, Like, when you watch something and people are really
good at convincing you, like they assume that Karen and
you can watch it forgetting who they are as the
actor the actress that you already know who that is. Yeah, right,
Like you listen to this dialogue and how it's being delivered,
and it's just so it's high school playbadah, right, you know,
and that's that's from the know, nothing like myself, so

(27:45):
I to do it well, Yeah, I think it is
difficulty being fooled.

Speaker 9 (27:49):
If anything. The star of this movie is that thirteen
year old kid, or however old he.

Speaker 10 (27:53):
Actually is, because he's doing a good job acting because
he's a child, you know, but it's just cringey. So, yeah,
is the grandfather of this kid. That's why he stole him,
and he's looking out for him all this stuff. And
so throughout the movie they bond in campfires and then
they come across some lowman and people on horses trying
to kill him. You know.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's weird that you try to bang his own grandside. Yeah, also.

Speaker 11 (28:17):
Weird he just left his other grandson brother, and he's like,
leave them behind.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I want you, yeah, just for myself.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
So this third clip again, it's like old timey jokes
like oh and just they're back at the campfire.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
You're bleeding pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Her course, yeah, but you're not what I'm.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Not young anymore.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I didn't mean that.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
May'd be long in the tooth, but I haven't had
my horns.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
So yet, like, if you can't stop the bleeding.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Lucas, It'll be all right. I just have to rest
here for a spill. You don't resemble your MoMA. None,
that's Celia, your grandma married her after the war. I
was thirty eight, she was nineteen, and she walked into

(29:12):
the South, grand ever and never come up?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
How many men have you killed? I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I don't remember who this is.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
This is one moment.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I feel there's one more coming. I lost count.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Just hang tight, just stay tuned. It just be a minute.
So like how you just have to mention names. I
was thirty eight, she was nineteen high five, right, grandson,
don't believe miss smell my fingers. Grandson, that's your grandma.
You ever met her?

Speaker 9 (29:44):
I like them, and I didn't realize about Sarah. Jessica
Parker has a lot of lines in this shoe right again?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (29:53):
Anyways, movie mega mega boring.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (29:57):
I hated every second of it, and I'm mad that
I spent money on.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
You are getting reimbursed for it, so thanks, it's not
out of pocket expense.

Speaker 12 (30:05):
Right.

Speaker 10 (30:05):
But then this last clip, just as a bonus spoiler alert,
Alec Baldwin gets shot and he succumbs to his injuries, right,
but he's also sentenced to hanging himself.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Go forth, Christian soul from this world in the name
of God. Look at we pray, Heavenly Father this day
for your divine justice, grace and mercy.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I think this man's dead, Marshall kill him twice?

Speaker 9 (30:37):
Then, all right, Alec bald he got killed twice in
the movie, which is unnecessary.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
But okay, was he dead and then he got hanged?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Yeah, because that was the sentence either way, Like he's
already dead.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Hang him again twice because that's efficient use of people's money.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
Tax dollars. And then yeah, shout out to Helena Hutchinson.

Speaker 11 (31:04):
Was it worth it?

Speaker 9 (31:05):
Absolutely not that, But I am happy she wasn't here
to see it. She wouldn't like it.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Alright, Well, Morgan, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
You're a really good at reviewing movie.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Really Yeah, you're good. No, yeah, because you're fun in
your conversational and you know they'll keep it on.

Speaker 9 (31:27):
Spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Nice job, Morgan. All right, thank thank you very much.
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody shows.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Next, Hank returns.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
The wood Show. All right, fatties. Fellow fatties, pay attention.
I thought this was very interesting. You know, the battle
of the weight loss drugs. Oh yeah, z that Bound
with gob those are the two ones. Those are the
ones that are for weight loss. Now you have Ozempic,
which has a weight loss component to it, but it's
really for diabetes. And then you have Manjaro manjob, which

(32:05):
is the Eli Lily version. So it's WGOV and ozempic.
Those are by the same company. Yeah, right, then you
have zet bound and Manjaro by a different company. Okay.
Ones for diabetes also results in weight loss, the other
ones just for fatties over a certain BMI. Right now,
which one between the two is the better weight loss drug?

(32:29):
Teams bound Now, THEGOV and ozempic, those are the semiglutide.
You've heard that before, right, and then there's tri zeppeitide,
which is what the drug is for zet Bound and
for Manjaro. Well, in the battle of the weight loss drugs,
a new head to head study found that zet bound

(32:49):
lost nearly fifty five zero fifty more percent more weight
than those who are using wagov really massive fifty pounds verse.
This is thirty three pounds on average, I have merch Now,
both mess with the hunger hormones, but zet bound hits
two instead of one, which might explain the edge. And

(33:11):
that's the reason I moved to zet bound because I
kind of topped out on mcgovie and I wasn't noticing
any kind of like a appetite suppressant. Yeah, but then
zet bound has two pathways to that, so that's why
I tried it. Still, doctors say both are solid tools
to fight obesity, So I mean.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Yeah, you know, I've been very happy with the gluetage Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Which, by the way, four and ten adults obese. Now,
if you have CVS Health's insurance plan, they just announced
they're going to stop covering zetbound starting July first, GOV
becomes the preferred, cheaper, easier to access option instead. So
if you're on zet bound and you have CVS insurance,

(33:50):
you might be stuck paying out of pocket or switching
drugs unless your doctor appeals it.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Wait, there's such thing as CVS insurance.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, CVS Health.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Oh cool, Well look into that me too.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, I didn't know either. Is the methodology the same
for all of them? Pretty much like a weekly shot
type deal.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, there was. I've heard about and in fact on
those that you talk about, like the pill form ones yep,
which I would be interested and not because I'm I'm
weird about shots. In fact, I just did the zet
bound shot this morning. Yeah, and it's not a big
deals nothing. Where do you put it right in my belly?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Isn't that where you're supposed to?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Well, you could do that.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
You can do your thighs. Yeah, do it right in
my mouth?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah. Again, Greg wants to like just pierce his skin
all over and then soak.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
It, dip into it. Yeah. That and with botox yeah,
poke holes and dunk.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah. But since I told you, since I stopped taking
the Selexa, right, and then I gave myself like a
two or three week, three week break from the zet Bound.
In that time, I lost like seven pounds. It's amazing
after stopping the weight loss drug and then stopping the
antidepress in which I was going to come off of anyway.
And now I'm ba back on the zetbound. This is
the second week back on the zetbound and I'm still losing.

(35:03):
I'm down almost ten but doing nothing. I haven't done anything.
It's lazy, it's you know, cheating.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
I was reading about this girl who lost I don't
think it was like one hundred and thirty pounds on
zetbound and she was saying now that her BMI is
so low that her insurance won't cover. Right, the doctor's working, Yeah,
doctors working on weaning or off of it.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
It worked.

Speaker 12 (35:30):
She's going to get her wiener off of her. Well,
she's afraid that she grew aware. Now wean her off okay,
got it. Now that she is going to stop doing it,
she is afraid that she might gain stuff back.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Well yeah, Well here's the thing, and I understand this,
and this is why I do't understand the people who
always go and rant against these these drugs. Okay, yeah,
when you're taking it and it's suppressing your appetite and
you're eating less and then you're losing weight, it's supposed
to be in conjunction, ideally with changing your diet and
your lifestyle, in conjunction, in conjunction with the weight loss thing.

(36:06):
But then people just use the weight loss drug. They
don't change anything. And what do you know when they're
when they're off it and they're still eating like an
a hole, they gain the weight whoa like you know
what happens when you yeah, you know what happens when
you stop a diet, you gain the weight back. So
don't do a diet, right duh, change your habits. And
then people go, oh, well you know ozempic face. Well yeah,

(36:27):
because you just lost a bunch of fans. Yeah. Anybody
who lose a bunch of weight, they have extra skin
or they have ozempic ass. Yeah, but that's what happens
when you lose a bunch of weight, dumb asses.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
I love what says She's like, don't see these skinny
people who are telling you not to take these druggs, right,
It's just because that's all they have, exactly. They don't
have a personality. So now, oh my god, I had
the same thought. Now you have a personality and your
skinny Yes, I had.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
The same thought. They don't want they don't want you
to be like them.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Because they don't want to crowd the club, right, is
that's all they have?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, So I guess if you have a choice, if
you want to go with GOVI or Zepp bound, I
mean I like the idea that there's you know, uh,
the two pathways give me a better shot. That's what
I kind of needed. No pun ten, a better shot.
But there Now there's an official study. Okay, there's no
official bound.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
If you can find it on Etsy.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah, it is on Etsy. Sent us a text over
to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
I fed it without clutching my god calls and turn
into a turrets The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
It's set on the New Hour, Insensitivity training for a
politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I can't speak correct.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
World, correct world, idiot, idiot. Monday morning, May twelfth, twenty
twenty five. My name is that's great Gorgan. Good morning,
we got minutes. What is up? Gina Grant is here?
Sea masks, we got Sammy Mortgan's here taking your calls
at eighty seven, Woodie, you can hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven some

(38:06):
of the training news headlines coming up for you at
this hour weekend cheers and jeers, So my jeers, I'm
gonna start with that the ongoing card.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Fiasco your jeers.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Oh yeah, with the but with the mother's day cards
or birthday cards or you know how I'm constantly last
minute sending things out.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yea overnighting them.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, I got a lot going on, and I don't
prioritize it. I think is the problem is that I go,
all right, I gotta get this, I gotta get it out.
But there's other things that are more prior for today,
that have to happen today, and so it just kind
of gets kicked, kicked kicked until it becomes a thing
I gotta do today, day before.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
And so I bought the cards earlier in the week,
the Mother's Day cards, and then I had them. Then
also got to figure out like, oh, because the kids
have all their activities and having its at the house
where I go, I can say to them without their
mother being around, make sure you fill this card out
and write something nice in there for her, and seal
it up and then just hold on to it until
Sunday and give it to your mom. That's the problem

(39:08):
you have, like a you know, a stay at home spouse,
they're always there.

Speaker 12 (39:12):
Yeah, and so it's not it's not an easy thing
to coordinate surprise something.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah, Like right, exactly, you don't want the kids sitting
there at the table while the mom's right there filling
out the Mother's Day card for two days let anyway
get the cards for my mom and for my step mom.
I bring them to FedEx, I ship them out. I
get a call on Saturday my mom got her cards.
Oh good, hallelujah, day before Mother's Day. I knew it

(39:39):
was gonna happen as I sent it fed X. But
here's the problem. I put my mom's cards and my
stepmother's cards all on the same FedEx thing, so I
sent them all to my mother. So my mother also
got my stepmother's cards. Idiot, how does she feel about that?
She's fine, she knows that they that I have a
stepmother and that he's around.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
So do I have to send this to her?

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Now?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I read so she is. She's forwarding it off, you know,
to my step mother. I know what, man, I can't
win on this package.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, now my cheers. As I call it the season
of obligation. This concludes the season of obligation. I now
have the rest of the year until we get to
Christmas time to not have to worry about any of this,
because from I would say November mid November until now,

(40:29):
it just seems like a bombardment of constant like got
to get a card for this? Send a card? For
that things I need to be on top of. Starting
with my stepfather's birthday November seventeenth. Then you get into
Christmas and what do you do for all the people
for Christmas. My mom's birthdays on the twenty eighth of December,
so I got that. Then you get into January. January

(40:51):
then becomes Valentine's Day and all that kind of crap,
which thank god, we don't do a lot of Valentine's
Day stuff. Okay, fine, but then you get into day.
My wife's birthday is April fifteenth. There's so much quote obligation.
And I don't say that in like a ugh, like
I don't want to do things for these people. I
love doing things for these people.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
That's not it just stuff to remember.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
It's the to do list that comes with it that
I hate. Shopping for cards.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I think cards are dumb, but that's how I feel
about it. But it means a lot to the people
I buy them for, So that's why I do it,
because I love these people. But man, as it suck.
It's one of those things that you just as a
necessary evil and then filling out the cards and you know,
sending them as you know is a big thing.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
And when the kids get good, do the kids write
thank you notes?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
That's my wife's department.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Yeah, I always stay on top of that.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Kid.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
I'm anticipating that my wife has handled that and that
they don't.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
It's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yeah, but we were always expected to as kids.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I have this friend, his name is Jordan, and Gina
checked this out first week of January. Every single year,
he has two separate boxes. One is filled with cards,
separated by month dividers. Takes them out and realizes, Okay,
this is Woody's birthday, here's MENACE's birthday, here's Gina's birthday,
fills them all out, then takes them out, puts them
into a separate box, which is marked by dates on

(42:09):
when he will mail them. So he gets wow, fire
years of of cards. That's the incredible opposite of my system.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Yeah, that's a dream system. Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Year you never miss a birthday card.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
I heard Howard Stern years and years ago said that
his father told him, if you can do a task
within five minutes, just do it right there and then.
And I started doing that. But the only issue that
I have is there's so many of those tasks.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yes, yeah, you know, like never ending.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Yeah, I just like I could keep on doing it
over and over. So I try to get as many
as done as I can.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
And you know, so the system that I usually employ
is that it's between anything twenty four to forty eight
hours out.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
That's my that's your window, that's e urgency, that's.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
That's my window of clarity.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Right, don't talk to me about something thirty six hours
from now for forty eight hours from now, like that's
not happening. I need today immediate, right, and then we
can move to thirty six, then forty eight. But don't
talk to me about this weekend on a Monday. Don't
talk to me about something that's happening in two weeks
from now. Figure it out, you figured out, and you

(43:17):
let me know it's going. Yeah, because this whole year plan.
I know generally when things are happening. But when you
start getting about like where are we going to go
next Saturday when we have dinner for with our friends,
don't First of all, you know I don't care. Yeah,
that's number one, so just figure it out. But also
number two, I don't need to discuss that right now.
I have other things I have just too many other

(43:39):
things going on that I need to prioritize that and
give my full attention and energy to those things.

Speaker 13 (43:44):
But you need a plan and make a reservation, and
the reservations are going to be full.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
If you don't get on it.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
I had all my things I was doing yesterday, like
shopping and all the times and all that stuff, and
at the same time planning a lunch that was a
month from now.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, you know. See.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Then I'll what I'll do in that case, I'll put somebody.
I'll say hey, I'll say to my wife, hey, figure
out the dinner for next weekend when we go out
with our friends. I don't care where we go. Just
let me know where we're going when the time comes.
Don't tell me now I don't care, but don't ask
me all the questions, what time, what should either figured out?
And then just let me know what it is. That's

(44:18):
that's what I asked. That's what I ask It works
for you. But dude, putting all the cards in the
and my mom goes, I got your cards, but just
one thing. So I got all of Denise's cards too.
I'm like, oh, damn, the card son of a bitch,
because we we also sent you know, other stuff, so like, yeah,

(44:42):
that's the thing I do, the cards, My wife does,
like the flowers or the whatever else gets sent. It's
a team. Teamwork makes the dreamwork. But hey, this ends
the season of obligation because from here on out it's
Father's Day. Who cares? And even if it was something
I cared about, not my problem, their problems. Yeah right,

(45:03):
and then after that, like we're free and clear. Yeah,
until about mid November, I started thinking about cards again.
So stupid weekend cheers and jeers, Gina Grad.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Well, I'm changing my jeers now because you reminded me
of something. So I'm also leading with my jeers. I
sent my goddamn mother's cards for all my mom my,
step my mother in law, my stepmother in law on
Tuesday because I'm the best, and they're going to get there.
By what Saturday, nobody's received Jack craw nothing.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I mailed them out of my life.

Speaker 11 (45:36):
Yeah that's what I was.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
That's the males problem. But that's the males problem.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
I know you guys will be very relieved to hear this,
very excited to hear this. I got my colors done.
Oh yes, it is confirmed what I thought this is.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
This is new so I never heard about this before.
Chicks will go somewhere and Gene was telling everybody how
she was going to do this this past weekend. Color
Analyson go to a person who this is their job.
They do this for a living and people pay them
apparently pretty decent money. Yeah, to tell you what your
colors are, meaning what you look good in.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yeah, like the colors in front of you.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Oh, that's the dumbest thing I've seen.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
No, it's awesome. And at first you have to decide.
You have to find out if you're a warm or
a cool, like if it's blue undertone or yellow undertone.
I am yellow undertone warm. I grew up thinking I
was a blue you guys, can you imagine how humiliat
I did you? I thought I was blue undertoned. Okay,
I knew in my in my elderly adult years, this
something was wrong. So I am you, guys, I am

(46:37):
a deep bottom.

Speaker 11 (46:38):
Just okay, yes, not a winter She thought she was
a wind dank you this.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
So I wear earth tones, warm tones, you know, chili
and mustard and brown, and that's that color. You're going
to see a lot more of me in that, So
just get ready, and uh.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I probably wouldn't notice to begin with. No, well, you should, like,
I don't know, looking like the Lady Gaga dresses or
wearing nothing else like otherwise anything in between that.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
We don't notice that I'm wearing like a chestnut Samuel Samuel, Yes.

Speaker 11 (47:11):
You have that brown sweatshirt. That's great and it.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
I even showed the color analysis woman Yony Color Studio
shout out, I should be wearing vanillas and not white.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Okay, yes, you guys says he being a chick is
so boring.

Speaker 11 (47:28):
It's great information that you can use for light.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
I'm gonna I'm gonna look young, I'm gonna look bright,
I'm gonna look doing.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Okay, just because I feel like it can't get any
worse than this. I'm gonna go to Samy for her
weekend ses.

Speaker 13 (47:42):
Okay, well, my cheers is gonna be well yeah, oh god,
get ready. But also it is today drinking, so like
cheers to that.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
I was.

Speaker 13 (47:51):
It was nice out and I was really feeling at
like eleven o'clock in the morning on Saturday that I
needed champagne asap.

Speaker 11 (47:57):
So yeah, so that's what I did.

Speaker 13 (47:59):
I ended updrinking champagne all day while also though crocheting.
I think I crocheted for like twelve hours. I drank
a bottle and a half of champagne and I watched
Letter Kenny shout out to Letter Kenny. Have you guys
ever seen that?

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Yeah, I've never watched it.

Speaker 11 (48:15):
It's a very weird show. It's like an improv group
from Canada. And anyways, it's really funny.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Drunk on champagne.

Speaker 11 (48:22):
To like it, probably you, actually, I think you would
like it.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
So cheers.

Speaker 13 (48:28):
So that also cheers to live music, because on Sunday
I went and saw Lukecomb's an Eric Church cover band.

Speaker 11 (48:34):
Oh it was like a park situation with kids and
stuff and whatever.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 11 (48:39):
I love live music.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Were they called of that event, like Boots and something or.

Speaker 11 (48:43):
No, oh, are you thinking of Boots and Bruise?

Speaker 9 (48:45):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
That's not what I want to What was the cover
band called? I love cover band names.

Speaker 11 (48:51):
I actually don't know the name of the band.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Drunk, Yeah, like combing it out at church?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
It's always wild.

Speaker 11 (49:00):
Actually, was there a people that were wasted? My gears
is to when takeout gets your order wrong.

Speaker 13 (49:06):
I went and picked up takeout and then I got
it home and it was the wrong sandwich and they
had called me to be like, oh, we gave you
the wrong order, so sorry, and I just ate it.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
I just ate what I got.

Speaker 11 (49:15):
I'm like, I'm not going back, but sucked.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I've learned now that if you're going to picking something
up yourself the door dash stuff, you're kind of screwed.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
It's already there. You can send it back.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I get new stuff, but like, before you pick up
something and leave with it, be it drive through or
take out like that, and check it.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
I used to not because I was afraid they would be.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
So many errors. Lately, more and more errors. Bring the
robots here. I'm gonna throw another geers out there, jeers
to uh, you know, drive through workers or people who
are taking an order of any kind. Can I finish
my order please? So here, I'm gonna I'll be the
drive through person Greg ordered like for read different people

(50:01):
at I don't know McDonald's. All right, welcome to McDonald's.
Can I take your order place?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah? For me, I would like the two cheese burger
meal with fries.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Is that gonna be all?

Speaker 4 (50:09):
And no?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I would also like a diet coke.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Was that gonna be all?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
No, no, I can't you anything else? Yes? A quarter
pounder with cheese?

Speaker 8 (50:17):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Anything else?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Yes? The nine piece McNuggets.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
This has happened to me more and more recently. Why
are you rushing me? Clearly? I'm I'm trying to speak
clearly and slowly so you can get it. Yes, I'd
like a the number two cheeseburger meal with a coke.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, is that gonna be all?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I'm also gonna eat. Hold on, like just what do
you want?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
They want you to like?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
And then and then no, and then like stop rushing
me because then I know you're gonna screw it up.
I don't know have that issue because I've memorized all
the menus. So I'm ready to go. No, we're ready
to go, You're ready to go, We're ready to go.
I'm just I'm just not going I think I spent
fast between orders. Yeah, I'm not going on you the

(51:01):
big mac mule, the coke, two double cheeseburger, six piece nugget.
But you're not an auctioneer way because I don't want
them to screw it up. I'm not going as slow
as I just did it there two seconds ago. But
I'll go, yeah, it's number two cheeseburger mule with a coke?
Is that? But as I'm going, and then I'll have
anything else, anything else, anything else, I go, No, I'm
gonna I I said no, I'm just gonna give you

(51:22):
the whole order, and then if speak and then at
the end of it, I'll say, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Maybe I'll let you know and then that's it. Maybe
preface it with I have three orders for you. Order one.
I mean, didn't say it.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I would say that, but then I would drive off.
I wouldn't get my order.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Why because I'm like, oh I kind of got you know,
spicy with them. They're gonna mess with my order?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Oh yeah, fear Yeah, it's probably yeah eight seven foodle
he's on our missile.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Now.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
What about the trending news headlines Gina.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Grad Yes for the US and China just struck a
new trade deal after some last minute negotiations. Not all
the details are out yet, but both sides say it
was productive.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Wow, the market like's dot almost a thousand ars. I
bet I tried to look at that.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Nice and hide. Well this comes back to the US
with China hit China up to one hundred and forty
five percent over issues like fentanyl and stealing. China fired
back with their own tariffs and things were getting tense.
Trump had set a July eighth deadline and called it
Liberation Day for US trade, which finally shook up the markets.

(52:35):
But now looks like both sides are playing nice ish again.
So that, like you said, good sign for the market.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah, it's just like this little bit of time they're
going to try to like work things out. It's a
temporary thing for right now. They got a bigger deal.
But hey man, because can we all just get along
when the market's up about a thousand points? Not too bad?

Speaker 5 (52:55):
No, Well, the Thunderbolts movie with Florence Pugh and Lewis
Pullman and Harrison Ford that dominated the box office this weekend,
along with Michael B. Jordan movie Sinners, which I still
haven't seen. Thunderbolts took first place with thirty three point
one million from theaters in the US and Canada. Sinners
pulled in twenty one point one million, The Minecraft movie

(53:16):
raked in another eight million, The Accountant two six point
one million, and this new slasher movie that I had
just heard of, Clown in a Cornfield.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
A clown and that's what's called in a cornfield.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Now, I would like to submit that to be Morgan's
next review. Clown in a Cornfield?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
All right, No, damn it, it cares all right.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
I thought it sounds kind of amazing.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
You know what I mean to do a very small
segment of people that you see what I'm saying, right,
like you get like the rust thing. I understand because
there was such big publicity on that. Yeah, I just
want to hear her, wasn't good.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I have the premise of I.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Have her watch it and then you guys have a
phone call.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Yeah, then we'll go to lunch.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
There was a movie called The Clown, which was awesome
for a dude dressed up as a clown to do
a children's birthday part and then basically realize, I can't
watch the makeup, mom he became the clown. Oh, I'd
like to see that, you know, scary.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
What I'm loving is all the Lilo and Stitch marketing.
My daughter's awesome.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
The animatronics that they're putting in the movie theaters and like,
you know, doing all these pranks and I love what
they did with some of the billboards, with the thunderbolts
they have like Lilo and Stitch, like ripping out of
their billboards and like coming soon.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
It's pretty cool. I love all.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
I've never seen Lelo and Stitch. I don't know anything about.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
It, me neither. All I know is that my daughter
loves it.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
All I knows.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
They kind of look like French bulldogs. Well are French bulldogs,
but they say it's a rabbit, stupid. It is a
French bulldog for sure.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Well, we might finally have a breakthrough in the Gaza
hostage crisis. Hama says it's about to release a Don Alexander,
who's the last known living American hostage, as a good
will gesture after talks with the US, and he could
be released as early as tomorrow. No overall peace deal
or ceasefire yet, but this could open the door for
more aid into Gaza and more of the fifty nine

(55:01):
hostages coming home. Vladimir Putin apparently wants a peace talk
meeting with Ukraine. It would be this Thursday in Turkey.
Ukraine's president Zelenski says he'll show up if Russia stops
fighting today. There hasn't been much fighting the past few
days because of Russia's self declared three day truce for
Victory Day that marks the end of World War eleven. Raine. Yeah,

(55:24):
Ukraine didn't go for this though they called it a
pr stunt, said Russia broke it anyway. But President Trump's
been pressuring both sides to make a meeting happen, and
Europe says they'll just hit him with more sanctions of Russia.
Bales and there must be something in the water. At
a Wisconsin hospital, fourteen maternity nurses.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I saw that this is crazy.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Maternity nurses at HSHS Saint Vincent Hospital in Green Bay
all pregnant at the same time.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, so what are they going to do when they
all go on maternity?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
He asked the question.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
It wasn't planned, just a wild coincidence or getting crazy
in the break room.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
But the nurses are lesser origin.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
They're loving going through this together. They're getting prenatal care
from each other, so it wasn't planned. No, just coincon's.
They're also going to be delivering each other's babies because
they'll get pregnant the same day.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
It's going to see each other's vagina. They're gonna take turns.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
They haven't already, so they're all due sometime between now
and fall.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Well, I guess they saw them all at the Gang
Bang where they all got pregnant.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Where everybody got pregnated.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
What have you watched that show? The pit yet? No,
Oh my god, there's there's a childbirth scene in there,
and they show everything because I've seen it in real life.
I don't know how twice it is so discussed.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Didn't they didn't have you stand on the other side
of the curtain.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Well, my wife had told me beforehand, like, hey, stay
up by my head, don't look. I don't want you
to see that. You'll never look at me the same.
And I'm not gonna look. I wasn't interested in looking.
And then when you're in there in the moment, you
can't help it. I'm holding a leg, the doctor's down
there doing thing, and like you can't help it, like
you look. It's like when someone says, don't look you.

(57:00):
Of course she looked like it didn't ruin it for you,
of course, not just out cigars.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
It's gross, but I'm saying, but it was. It was wild.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
It was I mean, it's a wild thing to see.
It's I mean, it is amazing. I'm not gonna sit
there and go like the most beautiful thing. It certainly
was not going to say it's definitely not a beautiful
I hate beautiful.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
No, it wasn't, but it was. It was fascinating.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Did you cut the cord?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I didn't do it with my teeth. They handed me
like scissors.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Okay, that was good.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
It was like a garden hose exactly.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
It's kind of cutting through a garden hose. Yeah, not interesting.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
With all right, Thank you very much, ginograt. All of
all the good moms had a good Mother's Day, I
help all the terrible moms had a rotten one.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
But this is pretty nice. This is an off nice.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
A mom in Soun in Texas. They were in the
same graduating class on Friday. They both earned graduate degrees
from TCU there in Fort Worth. Sweet the son with
the masters in Liberal Arts, so that's going nowhere. And
then mom got hers in business administration.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
So that's a smarter move.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah they got really that's the
same graduation day anyway. Sweet A kid in Lexington Kentucky
accidentally ordered Did you see the story that he ordered
sixty nine thousand of those old dumb dumb lollipops from
Amazon pop. Ye see, that's the thing with kids, man.
Every once in a while, you get a surprise that

(58:38):
you never saw or never thought a million years would
ever be here. And here you are with thirty cases
ye dumb dumbs, two thousand and three hundred lollipops in
each case. So it came out to be thirty nine
hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
That's why you don't want to have a miss a
in your house.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
So his mom, well, don't have it set up for
purchases like that.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
You can you can undo that. Yes, of course definitely,
I would know because I'm a homesteader.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Of course I have one. When his mom realized what happened,
she contacted Amazon, but the delivery had already happened without
the driver notifying them, so Amazon refused the return. And
now here's what mom had to say about it. She
was on the local TV news.

Speaker 14 (59:17):
He told me that he wanted to have a carnival
and he was ordering the dum dums as proses for
his carnival. So yeah, again, he was being friendly, he
was being kind to his friends. Just panicked when I
saw what the number was.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
We were just having that conversation about stuff that you'll
do with your kids. But god, you hate it.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I'm gonna play carnival and we're gonna have to go out.
We're gonna have to buy all this stuff so we
can we can play carnival, like playing on his own
though well he did, he handled that part, but like, well,
he's having a carnival, see.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
As kids do.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
That's pretty damn cute.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Though.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah, I remember to.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Throw a carnival.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
My stepsisters and I we were gonna make a haunted house.
But we were gonna try to do it so you
could sit in moving cars and you haven't moved throughout
the whole thing. In our stupid in our stupid little
kid idea bank, it was. We were going to sit
in laundry baskets that were on top of stretched out
rubber bands that would have the power to drag us

(01:00:13):
across using erector set motors. It was the dumbest thing.
My stepfather and my mother tried to tell me this
is never gonna work, and I go no, and I
made her go out. We my stepsisters and I. We
came up with a list of the stuff that we
would need, and they took us to the store to
buy the crap that we need, which were like rubber bands, yeah,

(01:00:34):
you know, and stupid Yeah, how dumb. I think back
on it, I'm like, it's pretty embarrassing. But the time
we were convinced, no, it's gonna work.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Yeah, and you had to try it, of course, of
course believer, and then you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Learn that was a learning moment.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I learned at that point, keep your ideas to yourself.
That's the life lesson right there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Everybody else canna take a quick break on it, take
a permanent one.

Speaker 15 (01:00:58):
I'm gon fill myself show, The Woody Show, and we
are into another new hour insensitivity training, freight, politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Good morning, and thank you for being here, everybody giving
us some of your valuable time today. My name is Woody.
That is Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Hie, we got menace.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
There's Gina Grant. Hello, Sea Bass, good morning to you.
Sammy's here. Morgan's taken new calls at eight seven seven
forty four. Woody send us a text Sea Bass if
you'd like over to two to nine eight seven. Try
that sometime find us on social media. I look for
us there at the Woody Show, cameo on the Cheap
Oh coming up this hour. That's where we get a

(01:01:40):
custom greeting from some celebrity who's selling messages from a
megastar on cam.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
We've got some pretty good ones over the years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
There's levels of efforts, but we've we've turned it into
a little game based on a category. It could be
reality shows or music or whatever it is nineties. And
then out of the two options that we have, we
try to guess who's the cheaper get for a custom
message on cameo. Whichever one is, you have a message
waiting for us. And then we have the Menace Word

(01:02:07):
of the day. This is the word of the Day
calendar learning yep. This is the educational part of the program.
And so what we have here is a word from
the calendar. It's the phonetic spelling, it's the definition. It's
also used in a sentence. Okay, all right, and so
Menace is going to give us the proper pronunciation and

(01:02:31):
that he's going to read all that stuff to us.
So we're going to learn what this word is in
case it's not familiar to you menas what is the word.

Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
Of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Whoa, oh w h o A no, is it essentia?

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Oh like the water, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
That's a good one, right, Sammy his bottled waters go, yeah,
pretty good quality water. Uh it's uh, it's Sirrinteria.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
It's Serrentia. Now it's a good time. Guys, if you're
playing along at home, to text in your guests of
what you think he is trying to say, Oh, that's
a good one. Over to two two nine eight.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Uh in Sorrentia. In Sorrentia. Yeah, e T yeah c
E T E r A.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
And let me look at this guide. Oh wait, it's
in hieroglyphics. Talk about the financieriation.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
How about how about this once you read us the
first definition, and maybe that'll help you out.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
A number of unspecified additional persons or things.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
That help you out what is the word?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Uh don't now? Can I this the other one? How
about another?

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Stab at it just for fun?

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Uh it's Sorrentria.

Speaker 11 (01:04:10):
That was kind of closer, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
I don't think so that's what I heard?

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
How about I go find the other definition number two
and others and so forth.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
And so on, used to indicate that more of the
same or sort of class might have been mentioned, but
briefly have been.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Omitted but for brevity, brevity have been omitted. All right,
So any any any more clue now on things? And
still nothing? How about how about another shot at the
words so on and so forth and so and beyond

(01:04:57):
and beyond and beyond like today after the show was
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Head, you're I mean,
I just don't think he knows how to say the word.
He says it, yeah, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, et cetera,

(01:05:18):
like not X abbreviated E T C like you say,
like oh I have this, etcetera, etcetera. That's why it's
spelled ett. Oh, I've never seen that before.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I thought this would be the easiest one we ed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
I thought to Jimmy, why do this, because he's been
he's been doing so well with the pronunciations off the
bat here recently. I thought this was some Spanish words.

Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
Well, this is another great chance to talk about the
Latin language. And I'm sure what these kids who are
learning Latin might say, Oh, you mean at terra father,
So is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
That the proper pronounce That joke would have gone right
over my head because I never took the Latin the anglicization.
Angelo Saxon, all right, what is the word menace? Et cetera?
Et cetera, et cetera, Okay, alright?

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
Et cetera a Latin phrase appears in English writing, most
frequently in its abbreviated form et cetera, etc. And is
Latin for and the rest mourns will also say egg,
et cetera and et cetera. This is not to be

(01:06:31):
confused with Peter Cetera, who has sadly stopped touring.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
The fact that he butchered the word morons is pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
I feel like I feel like that used just taking
a shot at you menas ah Yeah, not cool, not cool?

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Who is that? Quote? Attributed to Yoka Marry sumurb on
number one Japanese newspaper writer October.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Greg, how would you say it if you had, let's say,
like bunk.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
That's how good the Japanese are. They're taking something that's
not even close to their language and they're ragging. Thank you,
Japanese newspaper. So menace the word of today is is
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
No, not X.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
It's not like I said, Okay, you didn't when when
somebody busts out of prison, what do they do when
they bust out of prison? Yeah, the words from busting
out would be what's that word? Escape?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Escape?

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
So okay, this is kind of where I'm the same.
I figured that might be the case, right, So escape,
it's not. It's not espresso. It's espresso like the drink,
and a lot of people do that. A lot of
people say expresso.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
Put like I say, language always progresses, okay, making it better.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Thank you. It's like I always say, language always thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I think you're murder so high.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
That's my dog dollar fifty deal at Costco best for
hot dog and soda.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Yeah it is, well, thank you man, than et cetera.
The first two letters are E and T. There's no X,
there's no D.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Right, well it's just pronounced that way. Dumb ass on
the streets the show. I've got a lot to get to,
including Cameo on the Cheap Oh. So you know, Cameo
has been around for a while now, and honestly, I'm
I'm surprised it's still a thing. Well, there was an
article a while agot about bankruptcy talk. Okay, because like

(01:08:52):
you gotta wonder, I mean, how many people are really
getting these? I guess I think a lot of like
we do just because it's ridiculous and yeah, but you
will get overcrowded for somebody's birthday. I've seen it at
like wedding receptions. We're like, oh, hey, look there's your
favorite baseball player. Oh you know what, my uh my
wife got a greeting for the kids from some like

(01:09:17):
actor that they saw that MJ. The Musical Thing, because
the kids became obsessed with that and they've seen it
like a billion times already.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Actual cameo.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yeah, and they're obsessed with the play actor or the
Broadway actor. Yeah yeah, they thought he was so good
and like great dancer. Obviously it's a and Michael Jackson
MJ The Musical Thing and both your kids, your daughter
and your son.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Oh yeah, like way into it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
We've gotten a couple of gamers to say hi to
the kids, like YouTube got for.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Stuff like that. Yeah, but I go bankrupt, I mean,
what could the overhead possibly be? Nothing? It's there if
you needed, if nobody's using it. It's still just their servers.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
When you want tech companies just spend, spend, spend, Yeah,
and almost stay. They do as much as they can.
That's right, Yeah, that's right. So we've turned this into
a game cameo you can get those greetings. Sea Bass
has a category for us. He's gonna tell us what
the category is. There's two people to choose from and
we have to try to guess who is the cheaper
get between the two on cameo, and it turns out

(01:10:17):
whichever one's the cheaper get, we have a personalized And
what's crazy is that almost all the celebrities that do
these cameos, they're already really big fans of the Wooded show.
They knew all about it. We should have a line
at the door of the listers. They know manas they
know like all the people on the show. Wo yeah, Woods,

(01:10:38):
Woody and Sea Bass they know all of us because
they listen all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
They watch all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Yeah that's right, all right. So first category is Netflix,
but specifically Netflix reality shows and Gina and Menus especially.
I don't know if you've heard of this little show
called Love on the Spectrum. What so Love of the
spectrum now in their third season, I believe, right, and
how they get them to do greetings, it's where they
take folks. It's it's you know, it's it's he it's hey,

(01:11:05):
we're gonna do, you know, look at these weirdos, but
we're gonna put love in there so you can say, oh,
so sweet, you don't feel bad about yourself for staring
at people who are on the autism spectrum.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
You're gonna want to turn Morgan's mic on for that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
They're a big fan. Oh that's right, Yeah, Morgan is
a big fan.

Speaker 9 (01:11:20):
I'm freaking out right now. Oh, I hope you got
to go.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
So there are a few l O T s or
lots as I'm sure you guys say, sure, spectrum people
on a cameo, including David, who he I guess he's
on every season.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Is that right? David and Abbey?

Speaker 9 (01:11:34):
Is that some Yeah, they're like the O G couple.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Okay, So here is David and Abby both on the
autism spectrum, and David is asking Abby out to go
on a trip with him.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
I'm the boy with autism who loves a girl with autism.
That means a lot to me, since you have been
an extra amazing girl friend. I want to take you
somewhere special. I am bringing you, your mom and my
sisters with us on a wonderful trip across the world.

(01:12:04):
I want to make your dream come true by taking
you on a fun vacation. Can you say yes to
coming with me to Africa to see our favorite animal,
the lion?

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
David David's really has got money.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
What does he do for a living that he's got Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:12:25):
Dad is like an attorney for entertainment or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Yeah, they're they're loaded a gold digger. Wow, you talk
about Jordan Hudson piel Belichick's fort situation.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Yeah, it's pure.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
It's pure, all right, So David, and the other one
would be Greg. This might be more down your alley.
Jonathan van Oh from Queer Eye is there? So Jonathan, Greg,
could you describe which one of the Queer Eyes Jonathan is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
He has long hair and a very tight beard, almost
identical to Woody's beard, but he more often than not
wear his dresses.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Jesus, and he's in charge of hair and grooming.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
I think you're misgendering as well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
He's a base. They have long hair and they have
a cropped beard and they are hilarious.

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
Apparently Jonathan is so hilarious greg in fact, that they've
spun him. They him off from uh Queer Eye and
put him on his own Showhere he basically is called
like what is it called Jonathan goes wild or something
or Jonathan thinks? Jonathan tries stuff?

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Well, you know where he started, where we all saw it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Is it getting curious? Getting curious?

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Jonathan vans He.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
Used to do this YouTube like short called Gay of
Thrones where he would recap Game of Thrones in the
most flamboyant way, and that's I think how people kind
of getting met him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
Well, here's a clip from the trailer for Jonathan's new
show again as what he apparently is a big fan
of getting curious him, so.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I love him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
You can't have great smile is exactly half a sacon
into the clip. Okay, Hi, I'm Jonathan Vaneska. I got
burning questions and I need answers. Why is hair so major?
Am I dependent on snacks? Are bugs gorgeous or gross?

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
To walk on a hand time?

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
My private parts are tingling with fear just thinking about
that feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
I've never done a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Single Axel before Wow. Our wigs about just wanting to
be something different.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
It's about the ultimate self expression. We're trying to think.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Of ways to re imagine food.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
We really hooked up the crickets on that one. Now
the rumor mill says he's nearly impossible to work with.
I've heard nothing but bad things about it. Perhaps and
the one decorator dude who left the show and then
they had Nate Burgis's partner come in to replace him.
He apparently left because Jonathan.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Was such a but he said, Jonathan loves doing the splits.
By the way, I don't want to believe it great.
I mean this, this is not authentic like like that.
That's that's the biggest problem I have. When you get
a personality like that, we're just like, man, I don't know,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
It becomes who you are after so long, I.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Am John Major.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
I think think all of a sudden, you become a
cartoon character, a cartoon character version.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
I think you had a tough time in high school,
so I think it's probably it's affectations he's had for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
To be honest, I mean, watching this guy for years,
I don't think he's playing it up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
I think this is who he is.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
You think those they gasps are constantly Sometimes it's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
A reflex, you know, just happy. Yeah, I'm making the
same noise and it's not out of choice. All right.

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
So one of these Netflix reality show stars is one
hundred and fifty, the other is one hundred and seventy five.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Who was the cheaper cameo? I think it's going to
be days, yeah, because the other the other guy is
going to put a Gucci premium on himself, like he's
gonna be like designer cameo. It's definitely due he gets
that hey girl, boost in the price. Yeah, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
David gena, no question about it, David R.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
What do you think? Morgan o?

Speaker 9 (01:16:14):
Wishful thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
David, David.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Wishful thinking?

Speaker 8 (01:16:18):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Sea Bass? Who is the cheaper get on cameo? Well, Morgan, Gina,
you're in luck.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
It is David from.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Love on the Spectrum?

Speaker 11 (01:16:27):
Does he know my name?

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Did he?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Morgan?

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
You only have so many characters you can put into
your cameo requests.

Speaker 9 (01:16:34):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
They try to keep it tight.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
But you know what, I bet you know what I
bet you?

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
I bet you David looked up the show and probably
went through the whole cast and like got you know,
did a real good for one hundred and fifty dollars
take like an hour and really did dive into something
let's find out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Okay, Hello everyone from the Woodie Show.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Everyone from Sea Bass wants me to tell you thank
you for watching my show. Would he I hear you
love being a father like me? I would be one
day mess. I'm glad you love zoo animals just like me. Well,
my favorite animal is a lion. I wonder what yours is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
I hear you love Beverly Hills. That's where I used
to live and that's why I'm working now. And Sammy,
I hear you also love Disney as much as I do.
And Gina, I hear you love to make loud noises,
hope all of you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
I hear you like to make loud noises. So I
don't know anything about on the Spectrum.

Speaker 7 (01:17:32):
So I am asked noises give me ten like facts
about David from Loving the Spectrum, And that's what they
gave me. Like he makes noises, he likes animals, he's hills.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
Both have synesthesia, but we but his is wrong. He
does the wrong colors, but you have that two g. Yeah,
it's not it's not, it doesn't it's just annoying. It
doesn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
The citizens were like, I say the number six and
you see Greg Brown, what's sixty brown?

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Black?

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Brown and yellow?

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
I don't either. I don't understand, like even like numbers
and letters have a color association, and sometimes it's with taste.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
I don't change.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Never one is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
White, five years six is it's still brown?

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
One one is white, two yellow, three red.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Four blue, five green six brown two yellow, wow, white
nine black, sixty nine brown black, like Davids is so
weird you like lions?

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
Do you see who the star is right now with
Love on the Spectrum the man, No, it's James. James
is like super viral because of the headphone scene where
he keeps headphones in while he's having lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Oh that's not.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Jacks James, that's just some guy that went on a
date with Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:18:51):
That's just sad on the Spectrum just he was just
a yeah, but I know it's.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Yeah Morgan, and I'll help you. James blonde hair, and
he gets mad, really gets frustrated.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Okay, like the brother and something about mary A with
the Remember he always had the headphones.

Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
The guy he's having a he's on a date and
he's listening to headphones and he's trying to talk, so
he keeps on pulling the headphones out of his ear.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
He's just a random yeah, all right, all right, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Got a funny It sounds like someone who used to
go back to uh love on the spectrum school. Yes,
so what's number? What's four?

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Blue?

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Jesus? That's so cool, so weird?

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
One one white white?

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Oh okay, the pattern there white white, because that's why.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
It's like brown black because six and nine.

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
But in sudoko it's helpful because I'm like, where's the blues?
I gotta find the blues.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
You are so strange.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
That is so weird. What is forty two? Taste?

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
I wouldn't know. I don't do taste.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Can we do another round?

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
We come back?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
We sure can cameo on the cheap.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Comically large, disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
The we're doing cameo on the cheapone if you're just
joining us. We had a round right before the break
Netflix Stars, and we got a cameo from David. You
guys of David and Abbey on Love on the Spectrum.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
Hello, everyone from the Woody Show. Everyone from Sea Bass
wants me to tell you thank you for watching my show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
I hear you love being a father like me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
I would be one day.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Bess. I'm glad you love zoo animals just like me.
Oh my favorite animal is a lion. I wonder what
yours is. Right. I hear you love Beverly Hills. That's
where I used to live and that's where I'm working now.
And Sammy, I hear you also love Disney as much
as I do. And Gee, I hear you love to

(01:20:51):
make loud noises. Oh, all of you have a great day,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Love David, everyone from seas thanks you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Yeah, thank you, David.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Kem on the Cheapo.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
You can always get these celebrity greetings, these customized greetings cameo,
and then we have a little game here where we've
broken them out into these different categories and out of
the two that we are faced with, the game is
to figure out who is the cheaper get on cameo.
Whichever one ends up being the cheaper get is the
one that we've gotten the greeting from and what's the
next category Sea Bass.

Speaker 7 (01:21:23):
Nickelodeon stars, they are obviously former child stars from Nickelodeon,
now adults on cameo you guys, I'm sure Samuel remembers
the Amanda Show, of course, which is now that's that
For folks listening, they're like, Amanda, what what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
That's actually now we know her as Amanda Bynes Amanda Barnes,
the crazy person.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
But she was a good little actress back then. She really,
Oh yeah, I have a lot of star power.

Speaker 13 (01:21:49):
She started on all that, and then she got her
own show, the Amanda Show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Which sounds like this all right, see I'm I'm at
space where you know. Uh so I'm forty eight. I

(01:22:14):
remember Nickelodeon, but I remember the you can't do that
on television Nickelodeon. And then other than that, it was
all Nicked Nite. Yeah, so it was all the old
sitcoms and not sitcoms, but you know, I mean the
old TV shows and leave it to Beavers. They had
all that kind of stuff. They really didn't start putting
their own original mood stuff out correct until what the
mid nineties, really, and so I was already past the
point of Nickelodeon being targeted for me, and so I

(01:22:36):
don't have a frame of reference. I've heard of like
a couple of the shows.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
Yeah, yeah, how about her movies like her very progressive
She's the Man, Yeah, that was good. And then also
Big Fat Liar was a big movie.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
So I'm saying this might be difficult for folks like me.
I don't have a lot of frame of reference on
well shows.

Speaker 13 (01:22:56):
For what Nickelodeon did basically, you know how there was
tg F for Fridays, Nickelodeon and kind of did it
for Saturday nights, so there was a whole generation of
kids where it would be all that Keenan and Kel
Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Speaker 11 (01:23:07):
And all these shows that came out on Saturday Night
that you would go and watch the same way.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
You would t G. I God, so much nostalgia. Yeah,
and then all right, so it's either gonna be Amanda
Bines right, or like you mentioned here before, Kel from
Keenen and Kel a FW song if you might remember,
it was done by our close personal r I P
friend Coolio.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Oh it's very cool. I thought it was biz Mark
he or is that a different show? Everybody y'all your
home boys.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I know he did an answer for.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Don't touch.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
You witness keen Lean.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Then you gotta watch Keenan.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
What was it? What was the the key Yo gabba gabba,
thank you board yo gabbabba. Yeah, I remember, because I
don't know. Well who's so? Is it Keenan Uh Thompson?
He's Thompson. You're twenty five on sl right and then
all right, so we're but not Keenan Thompson. This is
for Kel Kel Mitchell. Who El Mitchell or Amanda Bynes.

(01:24:26):
I'm gonna say cheaper cameo. Oh, it has to be Kell.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
I think Kel because I know nothing about Amanda Bines,
but I know who that is, correct and Kell, but
couldn't have told you Kel Mitchell.

Speaker 9 (01:24:37):
I think Amanda Bines is going to be cheaper.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Sure, she's gone.

Speaker 11 (01:24:40):
I think she values herself lower.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
That all I'm saying. Okay, all surprised they can get
her to do it at all?

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
Well, she does them, and I think she's into it,
but unfortunately I think it's gonna be Kel.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
I will go I will go with Sammy on this
one because she was really good with that family. She's
the only one that nailed the right answer even though
we didn't go with it. And I think she's more
dialed into all this stuff than any of the rest
of us. I'll definitely I'll go with Amanda man.

Speaker 7 (01:25:11):
Buying's face tattoo septum pier. Yeah, and somehow that's related
to her mental health. Declient, Greg, So, who's the cheaper?

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Get fifty bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Get you? Keill Mitchell a thousand dollars for a man
to buy and kel Mitchell does these in character as
his good burger character, so prepared to be annoyed. Hey, yeah, man,
and I want.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
To give a special shout out to The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Yeah man, okay, the Woody Show. That's right, Hey Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Hey, I know you like pies, all right, you eat
a whole bunch of pies.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Greg, Hey, how are you doing?

Speaker 11 (01:25:48):
I know you're dying.

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
Starts tomorrow, So tomorrow, get ready because it's starting.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Hey, Okay, I know you love fried chicken, Fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
It's so good, dude, you gotta get some fried chicken.
Get burgers.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
Oh yeah, dude, Hell okay, Gina, whoa, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
You never had a burger that you didn't like. Okay,
matter of fact, you love old burgers, you love good well,
have a good one Bundy show show. Yeah, oh yeah
yeah this is from this Yeah yeah, cool.

Speaker 11 (01:26:22):
He's in character. That was the character. Yeah, he nailed it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
And no mention of orange soda week.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
That is weak.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
That is week by me because I never watched that show.
But that's food.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Or soda that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Come on, that's a reference, you guys. That's how you
do cameo on the cheek on you guys. So Coult
and David two new custom gratings.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
All right, more Woody shows, next.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Time you show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday Morning's
May twelfth. Today is chronic fatigue syndrome day.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Oh I've got that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
That's perfect for Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Yeah, we have it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
I always have fatigue on a Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Oh weird.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
How's your energy been?

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Menace?

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Really really good?

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
It's been better, Yeah it has. When my eye was
all messed up, my energy was really low. Oh yeah,
I don't you want to get my eyes open. But
I'm singing jeneralson. She did the zep bound thing and
so much better. You drop some pounded because you're not
you're not working out No, I don't do any exercise, really.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Light light stuff. I have some weights at home. Yeah,
I'll just do some light weights each.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Night and then good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
And then again, I'm always out somewhere being active. Right,
So that's pretty much what.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
I'm your food intake because and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Then my food is way different.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
I mean he's eating like broccoli now, guys, and zucchini cookies, which, yeah,
we have cake. It's just a sleep but I so
enjoying what I enjoy. Today's a National Nutty Fudge Day. Okay,
all right, that's pretty good. Uh, here you go, Gina
grad National tampon.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Day is today, many days our National Tampa Day.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
She just threw in there or something on Friday, She's like,
but I'm in the throws of my period. Yeah, she's
not to throw that out. It's true. It's a National
Women's check Up Day, It's International Nurses Day, National Hospital Day,
and oh National You Dig Day?

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
I dig you dig?

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Can you dig it? Birthdays? Port A birthday could appear
in just a second, but menace, what's happening in the
world of entertainment?

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
Well, we kind of avoided this conversation, but I'll bring
it up anyways. For the past couple of weeks, the
internet has been talking about this whole one hundred men
versus gorilla thing.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
Have you heard about that watching those simulators?

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Okay, so the question is it's kind of like, uh, oh,
would you pick a man in the woods or a
bear in the woods. So this is the new conversation.
So who do you think will win? One hundred men
or a gorilla? So if for gorillas let loose to
you know, free itself from one hundred men, who would
be able to fight off the one hundred men? Would

(01:29:09):
I would be able to rip the men apart.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
I would go with one hundred men, just because they
can overwhelm it. And then the combined weight of one
hundred men like just piled on top basically of this
gorilla to immobilize it. I would I would, I would
go with one one hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
Men, but at least have those men wouldn't survive on half, I.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Mean, like a good handful. But whoever the front line
is on that one, whoever goes in first. That's a question.

Speaker 7 (01:29:34):
Would these be actual, for real human adult males or
automatons that are just there for the mass, in which case,
obviously they could just smother him the gorilla that is. Yeah,
But if it's for real guys like a Greg Gorrey, like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Yeah, with no weapons, no rocks, nothing, gorilla all day.

Speaker 7 (01:29:51):
Yeah, really you would gorilla if it again, if it
were not people. The question as it was originally framed
was one hundred dedicated fellows. Uh huh, that's that's the
real key adjective is dedicated. Are these people willing to
die for their cause? If so, then yes they would win.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
But if not then no.

Speaker 6 (01:30:10):
Yeah, well I was ordering one hundred men versus a
chimpanzee because those chimpanzees do they can rip your fingers off.
We heard about somebody losing a sausage like within two seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
I think chimpanzees would be less because they're just smaller.

Speaker 6 (01:30:23):
But the reason I brought it up is because Robert Irwin,
who is Steve Irwin's son, he was asked this question
multiple times because again this has been a discussion online
for the past couple of weeks. And he finally addresses
it and he says, well, I don't really know gorillas
are really strong, and I also don't want to talk
about things that are endangered being.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Well, come on, it's a hypothetical.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Yeah, he's so.

Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
He didn't really he gave a non answer when it
came to that. All right, Well, we're finally getting some
more photos of inside of Jennifer Lopez's home and Ben
Affleck's home. They're selling for sixty one million dollars. But
I think it's gone down a little bit. You've been
all over this, Greg. Yeah, they reduced it. They were
fighting with each other about reducing the price. Ben wanted
to reduce it to unload it. J Lo said, oh,

(01:31:12):
hell no, we're not reducing it. But they did reduce
it by eight million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
What I know, this is your porn. Now we actually
see the photos.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
In my corn is the picture of their foyer. It
is like the size of a basketball courts like free stories.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
Yeah, if you want to see it, you can go
to page six dot com and they have a bunch
of photos. Now, would you call it like mixed modern.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Greg, that's a good question. I don't know what I
would call it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
And it looks old timy but modern icing time.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Maybe I could be completely wrong, maybe British colonial, but
it looks really nice. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:48):
By the way, it is forty six thousand square feet
it has twelve bedrooms and twenty four bathrooms. Because again,
rich people like to poop. Ye speaking of selling homes,
did you see this one, Greg Quincy jones is home. Yeah,
another sixty million dollar home for sale and bell Air
and this home only five bedrooms week and nine bathrooms.

(01:32:11):
Now what do you talk about this all the time?
There's not that many people that are able to just
like swoop up a sixty million dollar home. So all
these homes being for sale at the same time can't
be a good thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Who's buying them? Like, I guess Ben Affleck would buy
Quincy Jones's house? Sure? Whoever?

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
Ye, rich people are just trading houses.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Yeah, like outside of that, Like so they'll say, if
you have a house and you're thinking about putting in
a pool, you are automatically putting yourself in a situation
where you're only going to appeal to the people who
are interested in the pool, but you are also completely
now blowing off a whole segment of people who have
no interest in a pool.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
So you're limiting.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Like people who want a pull will take a house
that doesn't have one and put one in, right, But
if people don't want the pull and yours has it.
They've automatically, you know, said forget it to your house.
How do I take out a pool?

Speaker 14 (01:32:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Yeah, So like when you have a sixty million dollar house,
there's only so many people out there there in general,
who can afford that, and they're not all looking for
a house. So then the number of people who are
out there who could potentially buy that house.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
I wonder how many days on the market those things
would go, yeah, go for like more like how many
years are Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:33:12):
And you know how we say rich people will be pooping,
rich people will be moving because Gina is right, because
I remember when I was watching the Osbourne's and by
the time they got on the Osbourne's and they were
filming in that house, they said that they've already moved
within the area about twenty three times. They moved constantly,
like all the time. Wouldn't that just be a big
pain that you're constantly moving?

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
You are doing it for you? Yeah, you would never
feel settled ever.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Pain.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
Yeah, it would suck. Now, Sea Bass, I actually want
some of your analysis of this now, Haley Bieber, Right, Okay,
this is gonna make sense in a second. She is
talking about her body, butter and how she's gone through
fifteen jars of her body. But body butter and the
Hailey Babers of the world.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
I see them online and they're always talking about body
butter first of all, body but butter. Yeah, like my
wife begs from my body, but give me some of
that body butter now, the one that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
She goes to, Big butter, the glow getter, multi oil
body butter. Now, is this like actually doing anything through
their bodies?

Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
Well, this is maybe not necessarily good seat best question,
but I've always said no, and that we all we
produce enough. You know, this is the whole paleo caveman thing,
is that we produce everything we need and that by
adding stuff you're only.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Like the lotions and anything.

Speaker 7 (01:34:24):
Right, And some people have this argument with like shampoos,
that we shouldn't even really be shampooing our hair, which
I could not get it away with.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
It be a greasy mess within a day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
But you'll need like a little tiny like.

Speaker 8 (01:34:36):
Hair.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Now does it help that I only see like hot
chicks talk about body of butter.

Speaker 7 (01:34:42):
Well, yeah, but like but gross chicks talk about moisturizer
and loash. Is the same thing moisturize and lotion all
this stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Yeah, yeah, I mean is that a coming of age
thing with women? Because all all women are all about lotion?
You have to be are you saying that body produce?
Say is it's own?

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Don't?

Speaker 7 (01:35:02):
You're not going to be like unless you have specifically
a skin problem, You're not gonna be just some ashy wasteland.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Otherwise, now, Sea Bass, you're gonna like this because that's
what you've been saying. Oh you know I got that
new doctor, did the physical, did the blood panel the
fast that day? Or remember I got an a minus
on my blood work? Yeah, post everything else is perfect textbook.
You got letter grades. Well, if I had to give
it a letter gae because the only thing he being

(01:35:27):
a plus was I had a higher reading of calcium.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
And he goes, do you take a multi vitem?

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
I could no, because it can end up being like
a sign of like potential, like cancer, like bone can
the cancer has gotten into a bone. You can always
have too much any of Yeah, but anyway, it wasn't
like way out of whack. It was just elevated enough
where we're going to do another We're going to test
for it again in a week and see if it
you know, maybe it was a faulty test or he
also said like, hey, are you taking a multi vitam?

(01:35:54):
I go, yeah, just like a you know men's centrum,
you know whatever, basic men's multi vitem. Goes, Yeah, he goes,
you can stop taking that. He goes, you really don't
need it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:03):
Oh, which goes against the well what does it hurt? Well,
number one, it's a waste of money, waste of time,
and it can but it tastes good.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
But he did say.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
He goes, like, you'll just stop taking He goes, at
least until we get this next this next test done.
He goes. Now, there's a ton of calcium in those
multi items, he goes, but it's enough that if you're
not deficient or whatever, it's not gonna be a big thing. Also,
he goes, there's he goes, there's a lot of debate
about it, but overall, he goes, overall, he goes, you
don't you don't need it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
A lot of people call those multi's expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
P Yeah, exactly, thanks, taste so good. I mean, there's
a whole other segment of people that will swear to
you that you know, that's what you need to do
in order to you know, maintain you know, your health
they want, but you can look at the studies and
they don't.

Speaker 6 (01:36:48):
Well I'm still getting my gummies and my body butter,
Oh yeah, did you see like Bert Kreischer's got a
longevity doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Yeah. Really so it's just a guy who's apparently going
to help him live longer. Yeah, like that one guy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
But oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
But he was saying how he's not using it necessarily
live longer. He wants to have just his life where
he can live it the way he wants to, Like,
he wants a life where he could party all the time.
And then this stuff with whatever this guy is doing,
he's going to offset that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
I respect that.

Speaker 6 (01:37:19):
Well, that's why the people are all into those ivs,
those ivy drips.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
I saw him.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
What he did is run the night before he got hammered,
but then he got shot up with the ivy and
then who is good to go?

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
And also there's a person I was talking to the
other day who's swearing by acupuncture something else you've spoken
out about a bunch actually.

Speaker 7 (01:37:40):
Literally again, it's the absolute worst. It does nothing, he said, Well,
it finds the Meridians that, no, it doesn't. It's Chinese garbage.

Speaker 5 (01:37:49):
Sorry, but if you have, say you have a pinched nerve,
isn't it going to unpinch your nerves.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
And it goes into your nerves? It does does not
does not going there with his little hands and unpinched it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
Knows, so I wouldn't know, and I don't not go
into your nerve.

Speaker 7 (01:38:02):
And again the placebo tests with fake heals and all
that stuff show that it is absolute garbage.

Speaker 5 (01:38:07):
I have to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
I think poking in your nerve wouldn't really. Yeah, but
they were telling me about how they started with the
little thinner whatever needles and now I'm up to however
many needles, and I'm on the red tip ones, which
I guess are the thicker ones. Yeah, that's best. Yeah, Well,
I don't know. They're feeling a thousand times better.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
Well, and there's well, then that's the thing. If it's
working for you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (01:38:29):
That's the other thing too, is that the well if
it works, no, because you are doing you're wasting time,
wasting money, and potentially doing something harmful as opposed to
just ignoring it or going to I don't know a
neurologist to get with your nerves.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
This, this other, this this person I'm talking about. They're
not only doing the acupuncture. It's part of like they're
going to physical therapy. They have their actual doctors, doctors involved. Okay,
that's great and things like that. So you don't waste
your time with acupuncture. Yeah, but if that's what's making
them feel better, it's not okay, thank you, but it
is if they feel that's what they're best to their body,
their choice.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Yeah, is my question making sense?

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Saying? I'm with you, I don't think it's implementing it
with the acupunk like, I don't think it does anything
any I don't think it does anything either. I'm with
you on that I'm saying. But like all other things
they're doing, if that was the only thing they were doing,
I say, all right, that's dumb. See an actual doctor
go figure that. Don't don't you know, just do this
plasibo thing. But the placebo in addition to the other
things that they're doing, if it makes them feel better,

(01:39:26):
let's see, that's that's beside the waste of time, waste
of money. But will if it makes it will that's
a great saying. The argument will it makes them feel better? Argument?

Speaker 7 (01:39:33):
Is it puts into doubt real science, and it undermines actual,
real science and analytical thinking. And that is the bigger,
larger harm that all of these things do to our
our people as a whole. That's how Steve Dobbs does
because want some holistic crap, you have to, but.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
You have to remember that science is don't. They say,
it's just a series of educated guesses. We're going to
keep learning, which is a way to undercut things.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
But it doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:39:57):
But what we what we learned so far about acupunk,
is it his garbage snake oil? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
We started with some kind of celebrity thing and body butter,
and then we ended up talking about it's awesome, all right,
time for your birthdays and your Corno birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Says Shiverard.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
We're gonna sit page.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
It's Shuary, and you know we don't do all right.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Tony Hawk, the
greatest skateboarder in video game history. It was fifty seven,
Jason Biggs, Jim and the American Pie Movies.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
Really only known for humping a pie and losing a
ton of weight.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
Recently.

Speaker 7 (01:40:35):
Oh he did okay, yeah, he had some kind of
like speaking of what she had some cholesterol issues and
lost like forty pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Wow, is all he's rail thin?

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Did he how can I get that issue?

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
Did he get like surgery or he said he did
it naturally? He was ever huge but happy any means.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
He's forty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Raymy Mallick, Freddie Mercury in The Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen movie
and the Star of Mister Robot.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
He's forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Emilio Stevez from Breakfast Club, sound of Martin Sheen, brother
of Charlie.

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
He's sixty three.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Kim Fields, who is two d on The Sacks of Life,
The Tutstars fifty six. Vic Raims is sixty six. You
got to kick brook Kicks Brooks from Brooks and Dunn,
who is seventy. Steven Baldwin, there's the Baldwin. Hailey Baldwin's
dad who's married to Justin Bieber. I'm sorry, yeah, yeah,
Hailey Baldwin who's married just Biber. That's no, he's been

(01:41:23):
married to Justin.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
That'd be awesome, Yes, that's how it rose. It sounded.
I always forget that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Oh yeah, his father in law.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
Yea, yeah, right, yeah, right exactly. Stephen Baldwin is fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
You got the actress Emily Van Camp Sharon Carter in
the MCU Emily Thorn on Revenge, she's thirty nine. And
Scotti Schwartz. That was the kid who stuck his tongue
to the flag. Oh yeah, Schwartz in a Christmas story.
He's fifty seven. Flick, that's right. Your part of birthday
today is Gianna Dior and today's birthday girl. She's been

(01:41:55):
slabbered on more than a hotel pillow in seven hundred
and six fine film, including a few.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Lady on lady titles.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Greg Yeah, let's hear it like vegetarians. She's in a
box Lunch volume one. Also slip it in volume eleven.
Yes You're welcome. She was in Bush Inspection volume five,
she stole the show and catching my pathetic pervert step
brother creeping and who can forget her unforgetta role in

(01:42:23):
Go ahead and use My Wife's Throat Volume three, Feel Free.
She's not using it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
That's jonath Or, who is twenty eight years old today.
We offer her throat to all our guests.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays and That
is a little random conversation. It started Monday morning. You're
on the Woody Show. All right, to go a quick break?

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
More fun than Gonerrhea. I mean I've had goneree a
few times and I say I haven't had goner yet.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
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Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Please, Yeah, if you're a guy and you're having a
bad day, just remember that nobody really cares.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
Suck it up.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Ain't that The truth is the truth, and I'm tired
of it, man up, but it's true.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Nobody cares.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
And even if you do, like you know what, someone says,
oh so, what's it? And you say something, they'll change
the subject.

Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
Not interested.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
You know why?

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Nobody cares cares?

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so
much for giving the show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we appreciate you for that. Rest
You guys can suck it Catch you back here on Tuesday.
Have yourself a great day. S M D double M.
I quit this bitch.