FULLS SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 13th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, old.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, discretion, is it lies?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
That's Tuesday. We've been this part together. Guess wow, what
a long weeky woo? All right, Tuesday morning. It's May thirteenth,
twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome, Thank you for being here
giving the woods Show from your time this morning. Miss
already have his breakfast. Look at them?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Nuts and zero peanuts and a coke zero. That is
a breakfast of champions. It's like you're on the airplay. Yeah,
my name's that's right mind, that's Greg Gory. There's menace
this protein right? Yeah, I mean that fat fiber. Yeah yeah,
not not the healthiest nut. No more more almonds? Right?

(01:24):
What about cas shoes? Are those?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
They don't have milkwa You know what, Greg, It's better
than a snicker. Yeah. G Grad is here. We got
sea mass. There's Sammy, We got bored. He's here with
Menji in the wood Show production department. Morgan is our
associate producer. She's taken your calls. Von, our video producer,
is here. Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can also

(01:50):
hit us up with a text over to two to
nine eight seven with whatever you got uh coming up
here on the show this morning. We got some of
the trending news headlines. We'll get to some of the
entertainment stuff. Birthday's pornal birthday all on the way here
on the Woody Show. Here's some more performance art, Greg Gory,
give it. We know how much we all love the
performance art.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
It's always so deep and inspiring.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Oh yeah, this is in New York City. This performance artist,
his name is Kevin. He caused a stir by. He
was and Greg, I always want to get this right
for you, and I always forget which one it is.
When you are horizontal, you're not standing. You are lying down,
lying down, so not laying down a big down.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
You can lay down, lay a piece of paper down,
you lay you can lay your head on a pillow.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
So this guy, performance artist, he caused a stir by
lying wrapped in a carpet on busy sidewalks and he
let people walk over him. That is art. And my
question to people who say, let's fund the arts. Is
this what you're talking about, because if so, I'm off board.
Yeah right, that's not hard. No, we shouldn't fall something else.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
We shouldn't fund the arts, by the way, that's not
what the that's what my money's for.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Although I did enjoy music class. I liked art class
in school. That was fun.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
And they say that like classical music, like when you're
training for an instruments, the same party of brain's math.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I get that now. It was No, it was useless
in my life, you know, like we always had art class,
but like it would have been much better to learn
something of you know, use more of it, like how
to do a load of laundry or how to boil water,
do art on your own. Yeah. Anyway, he sat up
near a Grand Central terminal and he was just staying
still for hours as some people stepped on him, other

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took photos, and then people are arguing about the act
and they were debating it and NYPD got complacening it.
But they didn't stop him since he wasn't breaking any laws.
But here's some psycho that shows up rolled in carpet.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Isn't he in the way wouldn't that be like a public.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
News can they just roll him down into the street. Mate.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Some people said they found it creepy or unsafe.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
One woman called it perverted. That would probably have been Sammy.
He's creepy. Nothing perverted about it. But you see, you
forget it.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
This is New York City, So garbage on the sidewalk
is it's not only acceptable, it's encouraged.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
They didn't even notice it. Did he say anything?

Speaker 8 (04:08):
What it's called?

Speaker 9 (04:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Check it out? This is funny. So his name is Kevin.
He goes by Kevin Carpet, and so the article says. Carpet,
who's done this for three years, says it's about human
connection and trusting strangers. Is it?

Speaker 6 (04:23):
He looks too old for it to be an Instagram
think he's like middle he's like fifty something.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Social media post showed mixed reactions, with some praising his
boldness and others saying it blocked sidewalks. Okay, well, I mean.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Everyone can say that.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Getting bold about it.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
It's weird and annoying.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Steve Bannon.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
An opportunity to get sponsored by you know, rug dogs.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Stanley Stanley Steamer spaces I want doesn't he have a
job to go to? You would?

Speaker 10 (04:49):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (04:50):
Wait wait now, by the way, artist Kevin Carpet, Kevin Carpet, neat.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
What's that already?

Speaker 11 (05:01):
Buck?

Speaker 8 (05:01):
You want to burner media rare here Burger media rare.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Bitch is so neaty because I'm Russian, I'm Asian. Actually,
he's the best thing on being Asian.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Honestly, the white it's the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, we are in two another new hour. Yeah, insensitivity
trenting for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning. It's
May thirteenth, twenty twenty five, Woody. Great men, Hi, there's
Gina Grant Sea Bats, Sammy Hell Morgan taking your calls
at eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can hit

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us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Let me ask one of the youngsters. Let
me go to Morgan, since she's all about movies these days,
you know. By the way, a lot of a great
response on your rust review.

Speaker 12 (05:50):
You're good. I'm glad I watched this, y'all.

Speaker 13 (05:52):
Don't have to.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, somebody said, uh, you know, where's the test. We've
just got a text about this. Actually it says, oh,
you know, I love you, Sammy, but we need more Morgan,
Morgan gives the show a shot in the ass. Oh yeah,
she brings a spark that no one else has there.
Woody Show Power rankings Number one Sea bass if Nobody's perfect,
Number two, Morgan three, Menace four, Woodie five, Greg Gory, Gina,

(06:16):
number six, Sammy number seven, uh me love suck it.
That is from the five six to two. Thank you
five six to two. Appreciate your feedback.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
As always, you're questionable number one, but.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah number one word. Have you seen my question for
Morgan thirty years old? Have you seen the og Naked
Gun movies? No? No, you never saw those.

Speaker 12 (06:42):
No, And in fact, I just saw what y'all put
you love OJ on Instagram?

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, I love Nordberg.

Speaker 12 (06:47):
I don't get it. I don't I've never heard.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
You have an OJ tattoo. But yet you've not seen
all of his movie.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
I know he's done a few.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Any support him?

Speaker 12 (06:54):
Yeah, no, ri Ip, but no, I have not seen
it or heard.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Of it, dude, Naked Gun. I mean I liked all
those movies because at that time it was naked Gun. Airplane,
you know, like through the eighties what airplane was? What
that was more like late seventies, I guess.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, and then Airplane two was early eighties.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
But then like Naked Gun came out.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yeah, you know, like police Squad.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, Lieutenant Drabon was taking a leak that the microphone on.
I mean it was fun. I haven't watched I haven't
watched the Ogs and long time. I remember like he
and his girlfriend, that blonde chick they were they were
about to hook up and slam and they had the
full body condoms.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Scilla Pressley wasn't wasn't if it was okay.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, but like the full body that I believe. Yeah, hey,
nice Beaver theft It was great. Nice Beaver. Do I
have probably? But yeah, classic comedy, yeah, Leslie Nielsen, right.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, I can't be the only one that still screams. Hey,
it's a recoup a Lozzo.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh right, that was the umpire. Yeah what did when
did he die? Listen Nielsen? Yeah, I think in the
two thousands, right, it was twenty okay, okay, so yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Fair enough he was born in nineteen twenty six.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
No, no, no, I know, but for whatever reason, I
would have said, oh that was like five years ago.

Speaker 14 (08:22):
Yeah, yeah, thank you. I just had a stuff that Yeah,
so good have you seen? And I know how much
Greg likes Liam Neeson. You know, so he's going to
be Lieutenant Dravenen in the in the new one, so awesome. Yeah,
I just watched the trailer yesterday.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah. By the way, that remind we do have a
favor to ask you guys, the what do you show listeners?
We're asked every once in a while like, Hey, what
do you think your listeners would think about this or that?
Would you mind asking people like? So, here's what I want.
I want real, real feedback. So we want you to
watch the trailer for the new Naked Gun movie that's

(09:06):
coming out. I don't even when is it coming out.
Let's see, that would be August first, August first, So
watch the trailer and then just give us some some
honest feedback.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, good, bad one.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Do you think it looks good? Because I think it
looks But again, I'm like an old school like from
the old I remember the old movie. I think the
new one a homer. Yeah. On the trailer, I think
the new one looks good. It's it's it's right in
line with it is from a sense of humor standpoint.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
And the best part is, and I didn't even know
this when I was a kid, but like Leslie Nielsen
came from like really serious acting, and Lean is a
serious actress. Them in this role is the best.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah. So here's here's a little bit of the trailer.
But I mean, you know, just kind of get a vibe.
What do you want, little one? You're ass? Who are you? Frankreben?
Please squad.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
The version.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
It's a big, full, long trailer or whatever. I like
that song.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
So he's Frank Drebin's son, right, he's the new one, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh yeah, Police Academy, see all those movies. I loved
all those movies. Man, I haven't watched Plice Academy in
a long time. I wonder if it's one of those
that would hold up. They will. I think they will. Yeah,
I love because my my favorite characters in Police Academy
were Michael Winslow, the sound effects dude, and then uh
Bobcat Goldthwaite.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Oh yeah, yes, everybody.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
How everybody did cartman voices for a while, Like when
those Police Academy movies came out back to everybody was
doing the Bobcat Goldthwaite. So I was just thinking about Liza.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
That's my favorite era of comedy.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Movies. Yeah, is all eighties comedies. Yeah. So anyway, they
asked us, we're asking you if you could just do
us a favorite. You just text your response over to us.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
We put a link on our Instagram story or show
or leave.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
It on the Instagram, I guess. And then uh, and
then we'll pass the feedback along. I mean, here's the thing.
It seems like they just want people to have a
good time with it for sure. So uh, that's like
the whole tone.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
You think this is a perfect time for everyone to
just laugh. We need it?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah already did it looks great? Says the eight one eight.

Speaker 10 (11:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Leslie Nielsen was in Twilight Zone as a serious actor. Yeah, yeah,
pretty cool. They don't make movies like that anymore. So
good well, I guess they do because will Yeah, the
New Naked Gun and what did you say? It was
in theater August August? First check it out? Thank you
and Liam Neeson Hello, And now if we wouldn't mind, Sammy,
after all the emails and everything else, you can say
that we asked the audience.

Speaker 15 (11:57):
Okay, I'll report back the milk you guys.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Thank you. Who does that song? I know I have
that song on my that's the song sounds that just
does it? I mean, I know the song of okas
one Oh yeah, yeah here I got my phone says.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
It should be a ringtone.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
And what about the trending news headlines on this Tuesday morning,
Gina grad.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Didny's federal sex trafficking trial kicked off in New York
and the accusations are already Yeah, some major pieces of
evidence are we most of us have seen that hotel
footage of Combs allegedly beating his ex Cassie Ventura.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Which I guess she's testifying today.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Yeah, plus allegations that Colmbs had an escort in her mouth.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh okay, well that happens.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Yeah every once in a while.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Only the best parties though, yeah right.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
And then a male escort who claims he was paid
to have sex with her while did he watched. The
defense says the stuff was all consensual and the accusations
are just about money. They admit to pass domestic violence,
but deny any organized crime behavior. Did He's family showed
up in court, So that was probably fun to hear
all of this in front of your family.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh yeah, bring the kids.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, that's fun. The whole the trial expected to run
through July.

Speaker 8 (13:28):
Are you keeping up with the live tweets of it, Sammy?

Speaker 15 (13:30):
Are not the live tweets? No, but I've been Yeah,
I'm all over it.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
You thought that Sammy was wearing Joe Coy stuff all
the time. Now all she's wearing is Diddy free trial
merg Yeah, yeahhag free.

Speaker 15 (13:41):
Diddy all over He's mega guilty.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Well, after nearly two years in captivity, Adon Alexander he's
a twenty one year old Israeli American soldier. He was
freed by Hamas yesterday. He was captured during the October
twenty twenty three attacks and had been held in Goza
this whole time. His release broken through negotiations with the
US and the Red Cross. He's back in Israel now
with his family. He's doing medical checks to make sure

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he's healthy. And there are still fifty eight.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Hostages, but he was the last living American hostage, So
that sucks. So like, if you're a family and you're
you know, hoping, I guess you might have already known
then yeah, yeah, love what was already? But you're like,
all right, this is last one. What's the name? What's
the name. It's not yet that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Well, and that's the thing they're also adding, you know,
bring back all the hostages living are dead. It's like, yeah, well,
after months of hearings, court filings, drama. The Menendez brother
is Lyle and Eric. They've been in prison for the
last three decades for brutally butchering their parents back in
nineteen eighty nine. They're back in court today for a

(14:48):
two day resentencing hearing that could put parole on the table.
Their legal team is arguing they've been fully rehabbed. They
say the murders were self defense after years of abuse,
but the prosecutors not buying it. La Da Nathan Hawkman
says that that claim is total bs and that the
murders were premeditated.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
That's because they were I mean days in advance.

Speaker 16 (15:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Well, even if it fails, the brothers are also pushing
for a new trial. They're hoping Governor Newson will commute
their sentence.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah. I saw something about like, oh, well, you know,
because they're rehabilitated because one of them got a bunch
of money, like fun fun, like the a fundraiser to
get a bunch of money. So they have a green
space in the yard at the prison, and the other
one started like some kind of other club at the prison,
like their hero right, it's like okay, well, is that
because they're rehabilitated or it's because they're bored and they're

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in prison for their entire life?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Start like a dozen clubs. Yeah, yeah, Well for now
it's up to a judge to decide if these two
are reformed. Inmates are really just really good actors, you
know what.

Speaker 8 (15:51):
He gets over things, you know pretty quick. It's just
me a while, and I'm finally over the Menendez thing.
I'm just like, thank you no more, like they got
rid of that weed prosecutor who would have given them
a chance to get out. Well that's gone so that
there's no opportunity for them to get out. So let's
move on already.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Who can we thank for this?

Speaker 11 (16:11):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Ryan Murphy?

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Yeah, anyone's even talking about it because it all.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Hot and stuff. But also it's one of those where
because it came out in that way, people I think
sometimes get disconnected from the reality of it and the
reality of their crimes and what they did because they
just saw this like you know, Hollywood version of Yeah. Yeah,
it wasn't even documentary Yeah, it's like you just watched
a movie. Right, very much so. But it was but

(16:37):
that's real people that disconnected. It's real life people really
died well, and it's thirty years later.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
So it introduced the Menendez but there's to a whole
new generation, couple generations.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
This murder fantasy stuff that's so popular.

Speaker 7 (16:50):
It was good, and you're right, menace, it was indeed hot,
but it reinforced just how guilty they are.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Well Rapper Tory Lanez you know that is is it?
Lane's looks like Landis. I appreciate. I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
I did hear, by the way, sorry, I did hear
a news report they were talking about whatever the movie was, Thunderbirds. Yeah,
the Marvel movie Marvel. Okay, so the woman Thunderbolt had
no Thunderbolts. Whatever the hell it is? Uh, this woman
who was reporting clearly had no idea. She said, the
new Marvel movie. Oh yeah, mar Carvell. She must be
from the Northeast, which Carvell Cookie Puss, Fudgie, the whale Fudge,

(17:27):
the whale Kell.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah, but like it's not Marvel, lady, it's it's Tory Lanyez. Right.
Toys glorious He was stabbed in prison yesterday during an
argument with another inmate. He's the one who's serving a
ten year sentence for shooting Megan Thee Stallion back in
twenty twenty. Well, that fight went down around seven to
twenty at the California Correctional Institution into hatch Apee. He

(17:52):
was taken to the hospital non life threatening injuries. So
looks like he's gonna.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
Survive so much cred yeah right, yeah, And if you
look at the comments, you would think, oh, yeah, good
because you know he shot a woman.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
But now they're like, let him out, see, gotta let
him out.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Really, why see he's being attacked.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
And well because the they're saying that he was set
up and meg okay, set him up.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
And think about who people defend. They want him out,
they want they want the.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Do that.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
It's only the best people. Meanwhile, we want to burn
other people to the ground because they had an opinion
we didn't like. Yeah, for sure, valid observation. Right because
you called someone fat on social media like fat, shall
you shouldn't ever work again? Yeah, exactly, you should lose everything.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Meanwhile, murderers in the middle of times Square, hip.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Hop beers, Saints well.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Authorities are investigating the motive behind that attack, so we'll
find out if well, Woody, I don't know if you
know anything about this. Oh wait, you do because you
told me all yesterday. If you keep up with the
stock market yesterday, it's a great day.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I guess it was a great day for the stock market.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Stocks jumped after the US and China agreed to pause
their terrif fight to try and work out a long
term deal. But experts they don't get too comfortable. It's
only a temporary agreement for now. Still, though, if you
made moves at the right time, you probably made some
good money yesterday.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah. I mean, if you have some stuff that you
bought low right, yesterday was the day that you could
have sold high.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Yes, but it only works if you buy it what
you buy low.

Speaker 16 (19:28):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Not my not my advice. That's something I learned from Menace. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:33):
My law market was ish in the bed.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
That's what you buy right on the sale. Yeah, if
you bought any time in that window whatever that was,
was that like a month or so ago, and then yeah,
and then you sold yesterday, makes some decent money. You're
making quick turn stuff.

Speaker 8 (19:49):
It's pretty easy, guys.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
I'm a long term investor. I'm not a short guy,
you know, like the long term stuff. I mean, yeah,
it's gonna ebb and flow. But still yesterday a good day,
and so a lot of people. There are a lot
of you. I saw a lot of on the financial
shows and stuff. Like a lot of people made a
lot of money out today.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Happy campers.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Well, Jockey Junior Alvarado, he's fresh off his Kentucky Derby
win on sovereignty. He just got slapped with a sixty
two thousand dollars fine and a two day suspension for
using too much whip.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh yeah, too much.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
He used his riding crop eight times during the race,
even though the rules says you can only use it
six times.

Speaker 17 (20:25):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
He admitted he broke the rule, but said that the
extra wax were necessary to win, and since it was
his second violation in under six months, penalty got doubled.
This is a thing, what he because, I know you
come from this world.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I don't. My dad races horses. You know stuff about
some stuff.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
You can only whip them six times.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I didn't know that. I mean, so my dad is
in harness racing. So that's the one that has like
the cart behind the chair horse. It's not a cherry,
but call a race bike anyway. So in that you
were used to be able to just wow wow, and
they weren't. Some guys would hit the horse. I can't
sit here and tell you people wouldn't hit the horse.

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But like there's a big thick vinyl number like for
the for the hord that goes over their back, right,
they could see, you know, the number they are on
the race, and so they would hit that with the
end of of the of the whip, right, and so
because it just made a louder sound, right, and so
you know.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
It, little goose, little reminder.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah exactly. And so they have like I don't know
what the rules and harness racing, but like there's all
kinds of stuff you can't do anymore. Really yeah good, yeah,
but their a little walnut d don't spare the whip man.
I got a I got a big bed here. I
forgot about you, superfecta box, you know what, and if

(21:41):
and if you're doing your job, horse, we shouldn't have
to start to go to get you go faster. And
you should know like this is the home stretch, final turn.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Yeah, you're right, I wonder how he's going to afford
the fine though, Well, yeah, I was like, I forget
twenty percent of something.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
It was it was such a small percentage of what
he ended up walking away from and you still won
the Kentucky Derby. Good for him, So it's not like
they stripped him of the of the len and he
really calculated it.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Yeah, he's like, look, I knew what I had to do. Yeah,
all right, Well that's what's going.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
On with Thank you very much, Gina grad There's a
lot of This has been a big story in LA
for the last couple of days. This female Amazon delivery
driver who was caught on not one but two different
security cameras taking a dump on porches from two different customers,
but on Mother's Day. It just happened on Sunday, Happy

(22:30):
Mother's Day. Amazon says they know who she is. She's
been so fired. But here's a clip, because I mean
a lot of people on the news talking about this,
but here's a clip. This is one of the customers,
one of the families who had their porch dumped on
by this Amazon chick rowth talking about it.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
When I woke up, my husband said he was going
to bring me some coffee in a pastry. He went
downstairs and was greeted by a not only one package,
but a second inappropriate, disgusting package, which was essentially like human.

Speaker 12 (22:58):
Feces and you look to urination.

Speaker 9 (23:01):
I kind of like clutched my pearls a little bit
because I'm like, really, a second time, it was kind
of like, wow, still still not done.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
She probably had taco bell before.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I'll talk about like, let's don't bring taco bell. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah, this is starting to seem personal. Yeah, this isn't
just like Crohn's disease.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
This is an It's like that Delco chick right in
Philadelphia who crapped on the woman's car.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
Do you have a question for those drivers out there?
And I heard there is a camera in the in
the van, because I would have just crapped in the van.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Now, wh would you crap in the vent that you're
driving around in all day?

Speaker 8 (23:34):
I mean, because it's better than crapping on a porch.
If I didn't have access to a store for some
odd reason and I just had to go, I would
just go in the van, find a bag or something
to some box, yeah, and then just.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Dump in some bocket here. Yeah, here's what I would do.
Let's say I'm a person who I'm stuck in the
car all day and you you know that you're gonna
end up eventually at some point in a situation where
you gotta go. I would always have like some kind
of emergency thing. You work for Amazon, you know how
many like disposable potty options there are They sell things

(24:08):
where it's yeah, right, it's like a there's this one
thing I saw and it's for pilots and flying and
stuff where it's a bag basically that you can like
pee into and there's uh stuff in there that basically
just almost a kiddy litter. So it just takes it
and yeah, makes it into a powder and then it's
done half something like that, just like in a case

(24:30):
of emergency situation. I'm sure we have a lot of
drivers that do. You can order it on Amazon and
you know what you work there. Interesting.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
Yeah, but yeah, I heard about the camera, like and
there's sprinter vans that there is cameras inside there, but
I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Know there is, Yeah, there is cameras for sure.

Speaker 11 (24:46):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I don't like the sound that those vans make. Really
what Yeah, the Amazon, the Amazon vans. Yeah, I guess
they're sprinter vans. They make you know when they when
they back up, because they it's like a it's a
it's not like the beep beep beep. It's like this
really annoying, whirling, whizzing kind of sound.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Never noticed.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, I don't know why. I have to look. It's
a triggering noise.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
I'm shocked I haven't noticed because Amazon's at my house
every five minutes.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
God, and some of these electric cars are just on like, yeah, man,
sound cool? I know, like give it like a fake
engine sound like, don't give me that. I don't need
whirling UFO sound right, some sort of aura.

Speaker 8 (25:31):
I typed in Amazon van and it was the first
thing that popped up on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, what do you work construction? Disposable urinal bags are
everyday used for me? See, okay, you just plan ahead
or get a gatorade bottle?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Yeah, arizone iced teeth.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Here's a clip. Could you pee in a in a
gatorade bottle as a chick? I do you have that
kind of.

Speaker 15 (25:54):
I've seen it done.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Well.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Yeah, I mean it depends how why the mouth is?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (26:01):
But they couldn't could you just put couldn't you Okay,
sorry for not understanding how exactly I mean. I know
there's squad. I know there are two different holes, right,
there's pe hole and then there's funhole. Right, but like
for for the for peeing, right, But couldn't you just
put here's the thing. Couldn't you just put the mouth
of the gatorade bottle like up against yourself where your
pe hole would be captured, all so you wouldn't get

(26:24):
like a you know how there's like a fan spray
when you put your thumb over a hose. I picture that.
That's how women peek.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
It does just go.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
It's not a control it's not a controlled stream like
a dude, right, and so it's a little bit more
like all over the place.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
But just put it right up to the you can.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
But if you put it like right up on there. Okay,
see we have choice, that would just be good fun.

Speaker 11 (26:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
I have a friend with a tilted pelvis and she
can k but what menace we go?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
See that's it?

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Oh, I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
It's like it sounds like a bird. Yeah, yeah, it's awful.
I think we can do better. We can come up
with something, right, will Greg. I will file this under
more proof that money isn't everything. Oh really, yeah, I

(27:23):
mean god, not many people have more money than Michael
Jordan's right, all right, Michael Jordan is coming back to basketball.
He just signed on as a special contributor to NBC
Sports for next season. Nice, and so he'll be behind
the mic. It's all part of NBC's new eleven year

(27:44):
deal with the NBA, which will include Monday night games
on Peacock, Tuesday Night doubleheaders, a brand new Sunday Night
basketball coming in twenty twenty six. And so the broadcast
team that's going to be Mike Turico and Noah Eagle
calling the games. But you got Jamal Crawford, Reggie Miller,
Carmelo Anthony, Michael Jordan all day. Like, so, dude, how
much do they have to don't? And I don't know

(28:05):
what the deal is. I don't know how much they're
paying Michael Jordan, but I gotta imagine that's a pretty
hefty amount. He's never done anything like this. He might
just want to do it too. I mean, think about
like Tom Brady. Tom Brady and what he's getting paid
stupid money to do play by play once a week,
one game a week on Fox. Dumb money.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Here's just a theory. Michael Jordan's a big gambler. Yes, yeah,
I think even he's maybe gotten in a.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
Money he just made off his shoes last year. I
was like, I think it's like a hundred million or
something he's to do.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
But Stephen A.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Smith commented on this and he goes, look, if we
get the real Michael Jordan, this is going to be awesome.
If we get that reserved Michael Jordan for the media,
then it's not.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
But I think I think he's at an age where,
you know, he doesn't as old. As people get older whatever,
they start caring less and less, right, no way about Yeah.
And I think after that documentary The Last Dance, that
was awesome. Yeah. I mean he was certainly candid in that.
H what does he care?

Speaker 8 (29:08):
Yeah, Dan May Smith he goes, if we get the
unfiltered Michael Jordan, I'm so excited for this.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, all right, so here we go. As of twenty
twenty five, Michael Jordan's net worth estimated at about three
point five billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Oh, so I think he's gonna be okay, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
One billion in annual sales for Nike the Jordan ram
He sold his majority stake in the Charlotte Hornets in
twenty twenty three for about three billion, but he maintains
a minority interest there. He co owns NASCAR's twenty three
XI race team.

Speaker 8 (29:42):
Yeah, there's a lot of drama with that though.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
He's got investments in DraftKings. He owns several restaurants and
a golf course in Florida. Who and let's see his
lifestyle reflects his wealth, including his recent acquisition of a
seventy million dollar golf Stream G six fifty private jet
rip rock in the bucket. I didn't see a picture
of that thing.

Speaker 11 (30:02):
It is.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
I almost said that like for Boobs that the tea were.
It is awesome, it's bitching, it's it's Do you.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Ever wonder if these mega rich people that have their
you know, so many pots in the kitchen, they lose
track of what they even own.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah. I figured that's the God'd be the way for Shack.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
Yeah, because you get the Bobby Flays, the Gordon Ramseys.
They probably don't even know that they own.

Speaker 13 (30:30):
I own fourteen uh own shot big Chicken. I own
and he just goes he goes down the list he's
like own fourteen.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, I know seven of these.

Speaker 8 (30:46):
I think to myself while I go, people that own
that many locations, have they been to all of them?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Probably not?

Speaker 15 (30:52):
Oh, I would think just for the grand opening.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Well the only time the shacks, big kitchen or Big
Chicken that opened up by my house. And he came
out for that. Oh nice, and that's closed. It already closed.
Let's see. Michael Jordan's signed a groundbreaking contract NBC Sports
forty million dollars a year as a special contributor. Tom

(31:15):
Brady's contract is thirty seven point five million. So boom,
there you go. Not you shut up, shut up.

Speaker 18 (31:24):
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
We're gonna take a break. That's a game play show.
We'll be right, We'll be right. We'll be right back
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It's May the thirteenth, twenty twenty five. My name is
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Speaker 19 (31:47):
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Speaker 3 (31:48):
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Speaker 8 (32:07):
Sorry, May I add that I've been enjoying some of
our off air tech talks lately about like Internet and
airplanes and stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Oh you and I yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. I thought
you meant like during commercials and sounds like we did.
You and I yeah, out about it. Yeah, I bought.
I made a purchase over the weekend, and I called
menace because it's something in the medicine I had talked
about a number of times. You know, both been really
interested in getting Starlink. Oh, and I bought. It's a
Starlink Mini and so you can just travel with it

(32:38):
and it fits like in a backpack, and you'll have
high speed Internet wherever you are, if you have a
if you have view of the sky, you'll have high
speed internet.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
So it's like a hot spot.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
But yes, works really well, yeah good. It's not bring
the Internet in, but it also creates Wi Fi so
that you know, all that's the dream. The people you're
with just dial You could be in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Yeah, you're in a notoriously bad place for your signal.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
There is no signals this sky. It's taking it directly
from the satellite.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Even if you have at home a crappy internet, you.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Know what I mean. Yes, you can use it at home. Yeah,
you can use anything you need.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
This guy, Okay, I have a great question. Can more
than one person use it at once?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
So, like I can just get close to your thing
and get.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Close to my thing. Yeah, yeah, you get real close to.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Your thing to the Yeah, and we can all crowd around.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah. So it's just it's it's just another it's a
it's another source of If you open up your settings
on your phone right or your laptop or whatever, and
you look for Wi Fi, you'll you would see my
network whatever I named it. When star links, Yeah, what
do you starlink?

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Right?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
And you just I'll give you the password and then
you could you would be able to join it, just
like you with anything else. Yeah. I mean, it's it's
got pretty good range on it too, like, so don't
have to be like, you know, like sit right next
to it or anything. And the other cool thing is
I bought a so it can power off a battery
and his battery will keep this this Starlin going for
six hours. So you could be literally in the middle

(34:06):
of a field, in the middle of nowhere and have
really high speed Internet and it's all powered off a
battery and from satellites in space. Pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
I was tripping off of that I learned from you
and then looking more up on the Internet about it.
It's like people are attaching these things to cars too.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Cars RVs, so like as you're traveling around in your.

Speaker 8 (34:27):
Ran can still be on the Internet, or.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
In your car'll mount it like in the in the
back window or a side window with like the suction cup.
People sell all kinds of like aftermarket things that you
could buy like third party stuff, and you just attach
it there and you have like the fastest Internet. I
mean compared to what you would normally have. It's not
it's not faster than what most people I think have
at home, you know, it's it's about one hundred megabits

(34:51):
per second. Greg, So that's what I was wondering. In
the middle the desert. Yeah, you can still have Internet,
but that that is like four K high speed streaming
internet speed.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
So here's my stupid question. You know, I think the
router is the black one and the modem is the
silver one.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (35:07):
That's how much I know. So when you say you
have to have a view of the sky, it could
still right.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
But it could be indoors as long as what you
face it outside. Yeah, you got to put the sky
outside and then has to have a view of the sky. Yeah,
and then the cable comes into your house. Okay, So
it couldn't be like in an internal room. Yeah, okay,
so so long as but you wouldn't need it in
the internal room because it's Wi Fi, right, so that

(35:35):
part's wireless. Okay, Yeah, we can receiver itself, you know,
like okay direct TV? Yeah, right, you don't have the
dish inside, correct Now, on this you could have it
like in a window so it has a view of
the sky and it can get that information. But you
don't have to be like having your laptop sitting next
to it connected to because it's.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
A Wi Fi I could have just sitting on the
ground right here next to you, Greg, and for it
to work, you could. I couldn't could because again there's
a ceiling. Yeah, you can't see the sky from where
we're sitting right here. Yeah, it's it's just really cool.
And then somebody said to how much does it run you?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Well, the mini they do have a home installation thing, Greg,
So like, if you wanted Starlink shit, you don't like
whoever you have for your internet stuff aways And by
the way, I'm gonna I'm gonna say all this kind
of late in the conversation. They're not a sponsor, but
they could be. They should be. It's that they're not
spending a time with the shows, just some of the
medicine I've been talking about. They have a like a
bigger one and they have different levels. And the one

(36:32):
I got was the travel one, the portable one, which
you can use I mean you could you could get.
I did because I was I just happened to be
I hadn't walked around the best Buy for a while.
I was like, I'm gonna go walk around best Buy
for governments and see what's up. And I got sucked
in by the Starlink display. And they have like a
little tablet there that you can go through and watch
all these different videos and they show you how different

(36:54):
things work. And so I'm like, oh, the mini one's
kind of cool, and I've been thinking about it. I'm
like if it we're gonna buy.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
It, maybe I should get that for the house and
face it out the window because we have two different
internet services and they often are both down because that's
how bad my area is.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Oh yeah, so you can get it. It's a little
bit bigger of a panel and it can mount outside
like on the house, whether it's a temporary one or
more fixed permanent one. And then you know, you could
set it up so that that is now your new internet.
If they do have home residential service for it. Yeah,
you could do it that way. You can totally, or
you can use it on the go like this thing.

Speaker 15 (37:28):
Is, you can just pay them monthly. You pay startling.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah, this one says. I have mine secured by Magnets
at the top of my truck and I love it
really cool. Like I've been wanting to buy one, but
I just don't have a big use case for it.
But I think you do because of your new yea, yeah,
you're gonna be using it all the time. Yeah, but
it's really cool. And yes, there was a monthly thing.

(37:52):
So for the mini, I think it's up to fifty
megabits of data or whatever, So you pay up to
that or then you can have the unlimited one like
one hundred and fifty bucks a month. But the cool
thing is the on the mobile, on the mini one
is that like I say, I'm not using it this month,
megabits probably whatever gigabytes. Sorry I was obviously giving the

(38:16):
speeds like megabits per second. Sorry, all right, my bead.
So like I say, I'm not traveling, I'm not doing
anything this month, whether it or where I can pause
the account, I don't pay anything that month. The next month, yeah,
but then next month when you know, I know I'm
gonna be traveling, I'm definitely gonna be using it. And
then you unpause it.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah, so you're not paying for it if you're not
really using it.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
And then you could do where it's by a certain
amount of data, or you can do the unlimited. So
it's it's neat. I'll let you know it's still in
the box. Let's go out to a remote field and
we can't.

Speaker 8 (38:47):
Yeah, I'm down front, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I initially we initially were talking about bringing it on
the Disney Cruise. Oh yeah, because we're gonna have a
bunch of audio and stuff that we need to upload
and you know, you're in the middle of the ocean
and we're like, oh, this might be helpful, and then
we were told we can't bring that. There are different rules,
you know, cruise lines have have ruled no because you're
going through customs for we're leaving out of Vancouver, British Columbia.

(39:10):
I guess somewhere on the cruise terminal the point whatever,
you're not allowed to bring it and a lot. Well,
here's the other thing is that sometimes, like the cruise
lines or whatever they're trying to sell you on the internet.
They've got so they don't want you to bring in that.
You can't bring your own booze.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Yeah, you know that that kind of thing popcorn to
a movie. They don't like that.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah, yeah, can I bring box?

Speaker 19 (39:30):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Great job promoting Elon Muska Nazi product. Okay, oh god,
someone for god, your whole life is just Yet. You're
gonna hate the new like swastika muffin pin muffin tins
that we bought. You're gonna hate those. Wait, didn't we
start talking about those? Those are crazy and my Himmler

(39:51):
Dutch other right man, you guys are gonna hate that. Yeah,
we don't have time to talk about those products that
we buy right now. This is just starlink in the internet,
your stupid dopes. Adolph Squad, cheese Eat, disgusting, the Woody Show,

(40:14):
This Chicken Maryland. She ignored a cop and she drove
through a street fair because she needed to get to work.
The cops had the street blocked off with you know,
the yellow tape, and everything in her car was on
this side street with no way out. She told the
cop that she just needed to get through real quick,

(40:36):
and the cops like, no, sorry. She eventually got out
of her car, tore the police tape down, and then
slowly started driving forward even though the cop is standing
in front of her car. There's yeah, there's a chesscam
footage from the whole thing. I have an audio clip here.

(40:57):
This is a this is a little bit of that.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
I apologize for the inconvenience.

Speaker 20 (41:01):
I gotta what do you want to do?

Speaker 11 (41:03):
I have to go to where you cannot get out
stop your car, stop, stop, stop, get out of the car.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
So she's stopping. A bunch of firefighters stood in her way.
That's what the cops. They ripped her out of her car,
they cuffed her. She's been hit with multiple charges. Her
lawyer is making an argument that she was told to
park on the side street the night before because of
the street fair, Like, you'd be fine parking over here
and you'd be able to get out, and so that's
why she parked on that side street in the first place. Okay,
but you argue that later, Okay, correct, take an alternate route.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Yes, how did she think this was gonna end?

Speaker 8 (41:43):
Rage out about these street fairs and parades. Like the
biggest like road rage video out there is that guy
in Portland who was freaking out that they were having
a parade.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
He's like they blocked off all the streets. The lawyers
said that she paniced thinking that she'd be in trouble
at work, so she wasn't thinking clearly. Also noted that
she's a former honor student with no criminal history, and
argued that a weekend in jail was punishment enough. But
here's the thing. The judge didn't care, did not release
her on bail, and so she's still in jail and
her trial is July eighteenth. Oh, she could have killed

(42:15):
the cop. Yeah, she was an honor student, but she
was an honor sto. She's smart though, and I understand
it is frustrating. I could see and sympathize with her
plight trying to get to work, But are you going to.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Get to work faster when everyone's dead or you're in jail?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
But I'm not going to go that route either.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
The thing, I mean, how did she think this was
going to end? She's gonna be late for a while,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. I had. There was a one day
and I was super frustrated.

Speaker 19 (42:46):
Man.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
They were filming a TV show, you know that show.
It's on Fox nine to one one. Oh yeah, And
they had a whole production set up on my street
because they were using one of the houses on my
street for this episode. And there's cops set up at
the end of the block around the corner, and I'm like, man,
it was after work. It was just one of those days.
I just wanted to get home and lay down nap

(43:09):
that they're waking up at one o'clock in the morning,
and so you hit the gas, right, Yeah, I just
plowed right through everybody. I send cards to their families
every year, like on Father's Day. Okay, sorry about your dad,
Sorry for running your dad over, But I just really
needed to get that nap in and it was. It
was super frustrating. I go, well, how long is this
going to be? They go, I can't tell you. I
can't tell you something. Can you take a guess? This

(43:31):
is my street? I said, what if I park over here?
Can I, like then get out and walk through this air?

Speaker 11 (43:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Sorry, what it's a hot set? Hot set. I'm like, well,
this is a hot mess because that's my house right there.
I can I get to my house. This is not
an emergency to go home.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
And by the way, overly dramatic, but that seems like
what is it false kidnapping or what imprisonment? Yeah, because
you're not asking to be held there.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Dude, You're never going to see me for the rest
of the day. I'm gonna go buy you once and
then I'm at my house and I won't emerge until
one thirty tomorrow morning. They could have incorporated it into
the script. I did see that episode, and this is
the one I told you that. When they did that production,
they used one of my other neighbor's house, not the
one they were using for the shoot. Yeah, they used

(44:19):
the other neighbor's house, the next door neighbor their garage
as a production office for the producers and stuff, and
they were They got ten thousand dollars for one day
you get picked, and it was it was two days.
So they got twenty thousand dollars for them to be
able to use their garage.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
That's what they did with the Brady Bunch House HGTV
when they redid it. They used the neighbor's house garage
for a production office.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
They got bank.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Yeah, people have agents for their house, like to film.

Speaker 13 (44:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Reason, so the guy who lives behind me new neighbor now,
but at the time, the guy who lived behind me,
he had a deal for that show Baskets that was
on FX's what's his name Louis Anderson and stuff. Anyway,
so that house was used as not just the exterior
but also the interior. So he double dipped. I think

(45:11):
he put his kids through college because there was a
couple of seasons of that. That was the main house
I think from the show. I never watched the show,
but he's like, oh, yeah, it was. It was a
great deal.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
What was the house just recently like they got upset
and they didn't want to film in there anymore. Was
it the Breaking Bad House or something like that.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Oh yeah, the Walter White's house.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Yeah, the kids of the old lady that owned it
said they moved on.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Yeah they got they got tired of all that. Yeah,
I'm like, no, dude. And then uh, and then the
next street over from me. If you watch the show
Weeds with like Mary Lewis Parker, remember so her house
like Nancy Botwin's house, like where she lived with her
husband before he died, in that whole thing where they
lived for a while, that house is on the flip

(45:56):
side of where I am. And uh, It's it's funny
because every once in a while there's I didn't realize
that show had so many fans. I liked that for
a while. I watched it and I thought it was cool.
But I got everyone. You just see people like they're
getting out and taking pictures in front of it. It's
like it's it's not that remarkable. It's not like I
don't know, I geeked out when I saw the Back
to the Future house, like the McFly house that I

(46:19):
geeked out over. I mean, I didn't do the double
thumbs up photo like Sammy. Did you know at the
JFK assassination spot.

Speaker 15 (46:25):
It was a poor choice of hands.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I mean, I wasn't I wasn't that excited. I wasn't
that excited. Even so, there were people, you know, pulling over.
Here's the thing with the Even in the time that
I was standing outside of the Martin McFly house from
Back to the Future, there were people pulling into the driveway.

(46:48):
That's that's nervy. So I can see where if you
I could see like, yes, you you have a famous house.
But at the same time, can you not stay out
of my driveway? Can you walk up to my front
door and like be standing on my on my front
my front step. Well, but if you would be.

Speaker 7 (47:04):
If you know when you buy it that you're buying
a famous house, you might true.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
But the problem with the Breaking Bad House is they
were throwing pizzas on the roof.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah, because that was any that's annoying. So we said
this guy in Laguna Beach that I worked at his house.
It was used for the show Ballers and he got
one hundred thousand dollars a day for five days. It's
a multimillion dollar house. Yeah, rap per.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Day, you're leaving money on the table. Would he launched
filming in that area.

Speaker 8 (47:33):
So Weeds had eight seasons, one hundred and two episodes.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Okay, it was a good show. Yeah, the last two
seasons I think were really weird. It kind of was
Kathy Bates in the No, who am I thinking of
Kathy Bates? Did have know? It was some other show?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
I can't remember the name of the show there. Weeds
was Mary Louise Parker, Kevin Kneeling, he was in that show.

(47:58):
And there's a bunch of other like these care directors
that you would you would recognize because they've been in
a bunch of other stuff since then. I gotta find it.
But uh, it was.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
It was cool. It was a cool show. There was
this one time back to the parade thing. I was,
you know how I usually get to the airport about
three hours early. Uh huh, you know, time to drink
and whatnot. I was running late for the only time
in my life, and I left the hotel in a
cab and we got stuck behind one of those bike.
It wasn't a parade. It was more like one of
those like cycle bike five k or whatever with like

(48:28):
elderly people and it was the slowest damn thing, and
I'm come on, and they wouldn't let us just kind
of squeeze in between. I was panicking.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
So you only got to the airport like two hours
and fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, I only had like a couple of hours for
drinks seven and four? So how what he had you
get eventually get back to your house? Uh? When they
were doing the production? Well, because I just waited around
like all night. No, I ended up being like twenty
five minutes and I didn't see anything happening. I saw
one take, I saw one take. Not worth it? Sitting
there for twenty five minutes lame, Like, dude, I would

(49:00):
have been at my house in seriously from where I
was sitting waiting to go through to my driveway ten
seconds maybe.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Yeah, but can you imagine the thrill of telling someone
they can't go to their house?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Like the power? Like that's what greg things? Yeah, And
they were like in a county cop car, you know.
So I here's a question for the county cops, like
for jobs like that? Are these like the low men
on the totem pole people like I.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Always thought they were like retired cops.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah, like you know, if you're working for an electrician,
the apprentice ends up doing a lot of the bitch work.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
But I think this work sounds awesome. You're just sitting
around all dating craft services telling people to go away.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
I mean that's that sounds pretty good.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Hey, Greg, are you are you bringing up like what
you're thinking about speaking of houses and stuff? Are you
are you bringing up? But is it a public thing before?

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (49:53):
It's more okay, a question for you guys though, But
so I've always thought, in the future, nippy so ruly
to get my real estate license and delve into that
because I'm addicted to that topic.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
You haven't done it already, so that was my question.
Should I try to do it now? But do you
want to do that work? Kind of? I And I
bring it up because I love the show house Hunters,
as Greg does. But even when it's you and you're
looking for houses, right watching house Hunters rules, house hunting sucks.

(50:33):
It's the worst. And I'm thinking like dealing with other
people because like you have to be like a total
suck up to them because they're the customer and they're
spending all this money and they're going to be very demanding.
You're driving people around a bunch of places who might
not end up bonding. My thought was for you, because
of what you do here, you should try to find
a way to take what kind of what you do
here and talk to people who do it kind of

(50:55):
almost like living vicariously through them. Like, so you're involved
in it. Yeah, you like maybe you do something where
you talk to realtors or you talk about people who
are interested in getting involved in that kind of thing.

Speaker 13 (51:07):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
And you because you're a curious dude. Yeah, you know,
like you you're really good at like digging in and
asking questions and so talk to them about the career. Yeah,
I'm thinking about what you.

Speaker 8 (51:19):
Do about like a podcast or like a weekend show
or something.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Not a weekend show, but just like yeah, maybe like
a podcast or video thing or whatever where you're like,
you know, maybe hey, so here, maybe you are just
going and taking like your own version of a house hunter,
like hey, here's here's a really cool house that I
saw and whatever, and then you're kind of doing like
a little tour of it.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Okay, but here's why I think you'd be a great real.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Gregs Greg's pick. Okay, you know, Greg's List. You can
rebrand it Greg. Let's do that Greg's List.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Like commercial real estate and like that because it was
like cares but like you really have to connect with
people buying a home like emotionally, and you'd be really
good at that, like see your kitchen.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
With your peo, driving you around and showing you stuff
that doesn't really happen anymore.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Right, I've I've never been offered a ride by.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
That does with like big clients.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Yeah, I ain't that tax bracket.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Well here, No, there's two different things. If it's a
one off showing, they'll meet you there, right. But if
you set up like it's a Saturday and you're gonna
go look at three or four houses, they will say, hey,
let's meet here for coffee, and then they'll give you
a right and you'll go to the different places together
and then they'll drop it back off wherever you met
up for coffee.

Speaker 11 (52:28):
Right.

Speaker 15 (52:29):
It's whatever's more efficient for the day as.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Supposed to taking two cars to multiple locations and now
you're waiting for them to get there, waiting for the
other where'd you go? Oh it got caught up with
the light.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:38):
But you love open houses because you'd love to entertain.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
I would.

Speaker 7 (52:41):
But the thing I'm wrestling with is you know how
lazy I am too, right, So that's okay. So knowing
you want that's why this feedback is important.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, And I just want to make it clear I'm
not discouraging you. I think if you really want to
do it, I think you should totally do it. I'm
thinking about how you are. Weekends are for downtime and drinking,
exactly right.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Don't you want your picture on a bench?

Speaker 15 (53:00):
No shopping cart?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yeah, I'm thinking about there was a way for That's
why if Greg could do all the stuff he likes
about it with all the other stuff that he has
no interest in paperwork, that would be the best.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Why don't you and Mario, that would be the best idea.
Stuff you don't want to do, that's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Yeah, it would be awesome.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
You have his real estate license he does, and now
he's focused on design.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Really yeah, and you could just do all like the
fun like face forward stuff to get.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
A real estate license, I mean from understanding understanding is.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
Real close to getting it once it involved three separate courses,
you know, like law and practice and something else. I
don't even remember, and it was very old timy. And
then you go take this state exam and I stopped
right before the state exam.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Okay, because they say some jobs, that's one of those
things they say the barrier to entry is very low.
So you know, that's why there's so many people that
end up going that route. While there's so many people
in that arena.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
Right, there's a lot of agents out there. With my luck,
I would fail the exam.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I guess My point on that is, like, all right,
so you're not out of a bunch of time, like
having to do a ton of studying just to like
not maybe not pass the bar right.

Speaker 7 (54:09):
And then the deterrent, of course is you have to
pay for the access to MLS. You have to pay
for this, you have to get insurance for that, and
so you though you're out of pocket a ton of money.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Yeah. So like in other words, like the greggslist thing
could be where you know, no, like where like there's
a bunch of listings. You're always looking at these different
things and you go, dude, this is a dope house.
Kind of like a guy who goes around to different
whatever restaurants and he's trying all the cheese steaks in town.
Yeah right, and he's giving you a dude this place
and they kind of give you like a like a bat. Hey,
I saw this place seemed too good to be true.

(54:40):
Wanted to see if it was real. Here we are,
We're on whatever street in whatever town, and this is
a three bedroom, two bath. Well I want two thousand
square feed but check it out. Here's the hitting gem
of this house. It's got a wine Greggs list.

Speaker 8 (54:59):
That I wonder if, like, yeah, you can't hook up
with an agent and be like, hey, I'm gonna show
off these houses for you. Uh and if you end
up selling one, can I get a cut of that?

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
See, it'd be fun like if it's a lead that
comes from one of my Greg's list.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
Videos, right, because I just always envisioned the future as
I would be one of those cliches like used to
do radio, now I do real estate.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
But it sounds alluring to me. All right, So bottom
line in this house? Yeah yeah, all right, so check
it out if you have anyone Yeah, yeah, yeah, eighty
four Woodie Show. Well, I am one of.

Speaker 18 (55:37):
Your senior listeners.

Speaker 21 (55:40):
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Speaker 16 (55:43):
And you're a pe people were there and I talked to.

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Them and said, oh, you show doesn't show me.

Speaker 16 (55:48):
They all agree, nobody likes in your show.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
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So you can leave your feedback to the after hour's
voicemail seven seven forty four What do you take? Seven
seven forty four, Woody, Did you see this dude? He
is a Desmond Watson, that's his name. He's a rookie
defensive tackle. He just joined the Tampa Bay Bucks. Did
you say anything on social media about this guy? Menash
he is one of the biggest players. Oh yeah, I

(56:18):
did see this guy. In NFL history is and there's
been a lot of big boys, but this dude, this
is huge. This guy is huge, six foot six, four
hundred and sixty four pounds. But here's what's crazy, Because
you've seen some of these guys. I mean, they're belly
spelling out underneath their jersey and all that kind of stuff,

(56:40):
and you know they're good on a line, you know
what I mean, But they're not souper. I mean, they're
at they're they're in the NFL. But this guy, this
guy's a straight up athlete. He could move yeast. He
ran a five point nine three forty damn you know
that means menace. He ran fast pretty much. He ran

(57:02):
forty yards in five point nine three seconds. He can
bench two hundred and twenty five pounds thirty six times.
What that I can't do. And he even has at
four hundred and sixty four pounds. This dude has a
twenty five inch vertical. Wow, that man crazy.

Speaker 15 (57:22):
He is a solid guy when you look at pictures like.

Speaker 13 (57:24):
Yeah, he's not like rolling, no, no, no, no, He's
just a big dude, right all right, I'm sorry, huge bitch,
right yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
And he was an undrafted rookie so the Bucks signed him.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Wow good, yeah, wow, he was drafted.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Yeah, defensive tackle. Oh, he's gonna destroy people, you know.
So Burt Kreischer is one of those dudes who's a
big dude, and you know he's got the beer belly
and all that kind of stuff, but he's deceptively athletic.
All these things that you see him do, like when
he's doing the when he benched whatever to what, I
forget what he bets two plus one hundred pounds. Yeah,
and Jason Kelsey sitting there going damn yeah, how wow.

Speaker 8 (58:04):
Yeah, that's what Jason Kelsey was saying. He's like because
people are talking because Jason Kelsey was doing the five
k with them right at their event, and Jason's like,
I don't know if I can do it because we're
going It was at Tampa Bay Stadium and you had
to go up all the levels and people are like, Jason,
you're an athlete, goes yeah, but you know, I just
you know, tackle people. And they go, well, Burt can

(58:27):
do it, and and then and Jason said, yeah, but
Bert's like insanely athletic.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
For some reason. It's like when you see somebody who's
like deceptively strong.

Speaker 13 (58:36):
Yeah, like someone who doesn't look like they're they're like
scrawny and whatever, and you're like, damn, this.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Guy lifted a bus it jumps in Yeah, like just
deceptively strong. Yeah.

Speaker 22 (58:45):
Did you see Bert Kreischer recently won like the beer
mug Yes, competition with player.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Stein full like a big beer full of beer and
you got a hold of that was the same event. Yeah,
and there are a couple of NFL dudes there from
the Tampa Bay Bucks and what and and they all
tapped out yeah.

Speaker 8 (59:01):
And again, mind you, Bert ran earlier that day Yeah,
got completely wasted all day. Yeah, did the Stein thing
and then went on another run after that.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
The energy he had, why would you do the other run?

Speaker 11 (59:17):
You know?

Speaker 8 (59:17):
I couldn't well because that's when all the celebrities were
doing the run, So he just then why would you
do the one earlier then? Because wait till the celebrities
get there, and then well he did the earlier run
to do it with all the.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Fans eight seven seven four would he? Yeah? Look this
guy up, Desmond Watson, it's his name, rookie defensive tackle
for the Bucks, four hundred and sixty four pounds sixty
six can move.

Speaker 7 (59:39):
Imagine getting tackled by him one time?

Speaker 3 (59:41):
No, no, I'd be it. No imagine he bumps on
the way to the coffee machine. Greg hospitalized. You would
die fit on the airplane. More Woody shows Next.

Speaker 11 (59:53):
This is.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
And we are into another new hour in insitivity trending
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twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome, thank you for being here
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That is Greg Gory h men is good morning to you.
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We've got Sammy morning. Sea Mass is going to have
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Bill Burr. Yes, And before we get into the Dugan News,

(01:00:42):
this is from Bill Burr's Netflix special paper Tigers, and
he was doing this whole bit about he just how
awesome dogs are.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
You can't appreciate how awesome a dog is as a kid.
You can only do it as an adult. As a kid,
there's like no frame or reference.

Speaker 11 (01:00:55):
It's like you're a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Your whole life is awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
It's awesome, right You ever think about being a kid?
No money, you had, no id, no cell phone, no nothing,
no keys to the house. You just ran outside into
the woods if you weren't scared of nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
I challenge you to do that as an adult. Oh,
you're right, be all your credit card.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Just running at the house, no phone, turn the corner
where you can't see your house and not have a
full on panic attack, like huge lock y'all don't to
know who I am, But if I twist my ankle,
your whole life is awesome as a kid, right, show up,
no money, just get stuff, real cheese, movie tickets.

Speaker 19 (01:01:31):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Why wouldn't your dog be awesome? Everything is awesome. It's
not till you're an adult that you appreciated. Right, your
dreams start dying. Somebody cheats on you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Right then you come home. That dog's looking at it.
You're like, dude, you're awesome. It's like, no, dude, you
you like when everything else in your life is burning
to the ground. Yea, And like your partner's pissing you off,
your kids are pissing you off, your job's pissed you off.
Like the dogs just sitting there waiting, Like, dude, I
look for order that moment walking through the door and

(01:02:02):
she meets me there, she's got a toy in her mouth.
Time of the day. Yeah, and she's she started to
do this thing. I don't know if she's missing me more,
maybe because now she's doing this thing that she's never
done before, Like she can't wait for me to acknowledge her,
because I'll walk and I'll go, hey, what are you doing?
And she goes she like she just can't wait for me.

(01:02:23):
All right, we'll sit down and i'll pet her, go
what are you doing? What have you been doing? You
miss me? She just sits there and just looks me
with those eyes. She's got the toy in her mouth,
and I as soon as I take the toy in
her mouth, she's like licking in my face. She's just
so excited. She ever do that thing like scoop her
head up onto your hands. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, all day.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Maybe the rest of your family just sucks so bad
and you're the best.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Well, there's no competing with that. They might be great,
but you're the pack leader. I was just thinking she
could be great, Like your day could have been awesome,
but you come home it's even better. Yeah, it's the best.
It's the best.

Speaker 8 (01:03:01):
Morgan and I were actually talking about being kids back
in the day and having no fear just like that.
But like when these kids that are really good at
like skateboarding are snowboarding because they don't have the fear
of like injuring themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Yeah yeah, And.

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
When you get to be an adult, that's all you
think about. Is injuring yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
All right, so we can add this to the list
of videos that almost make me tear up.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Yes, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
The new thing, the new thing that I've been seeing
are like when dads specifically are teaching their kids how
to do something and the kid is like really hesitating,
very scared or nervous to do it, and they talk
them through it and they do it, and the kids
like psyched and the dad is pumped. Like there was

(01:03:49):
this maybe because it was a daughter. It was a
little girl. I mean she was little. She's probably like
four maybe five, and he's got her on a skateboard
and it's like a half pipe thing. Yeah, like I
don't know what okay, and he's trying to teach her
how to drop in right and just go back and
forth on the on the half pipe.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Nothing crazy, No, not a half pipe, probably like a
quarter or eighth right minutes, because the half pipes are
the big ones.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
It was it was literally it was really well.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
And she's at the top of a pretty tall crazy
the top of a pretty tall wall.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
You have your vert ramps, which are the really megabig
ones that like Tony Hawk uses. Then you have your
half pipes and then you have like your mini half pipes.
This was a half pipe, so it wasn't like the
super tall like the Tony Hawk one.

Speaker 11 (01:04:36):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
It was high, especially when you're five. You're a little kid,
and you look at that and oh no, that, And
so he's he's like sitting on the ground at the
bottom like where you know, at bottom's out.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
He's like, no, just just do it, just do it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
You got this, you know how to bounce, Just do it.
Just and he's giving her whatever the tip was, and
then she did it and she was pumped, and he
was so excited and so proud of my total pussy.
That's awesome.

Speaker 13 (01:05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
So I don't know, maybe that was my friend Dave,
and he broke asked my new doctor that I've got.
I said, hey, tell me about like do I need
to do like a testosterone test or something like that.
You got a new doctor, low t Yeah, i'signed up
for one of those concierge doctors. And he goes no,
he goes, no, there's nothing in your blood work that
would that would say that you have any kind of

(01:05:24):
testosterone issue. You think because you have emotions, Yeah, old Jack,
it's that Michael Taurus kept getting bigger.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
That's a good sign because like old older guys cried more,
that just happens. It happens.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Well, I just thought about you know, maybe because it
was a dark experience. Maybe it was his son. I'd
be like sit there and going like, come on, pussy,
just do it. Maybe you know, but because it's this
little girl and she was all excited. She had like
one of the helmets that had like the fake mohawks,
like you see the kids wearing those like skateboarding and
riding bikes and stuff. A little kids.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Also they're they're lower to the ground, like I see
kids snowboarding who are literally three years old, and if
they fall it's an itch.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Yeah, because that's how they're thinking about it. Yeah, yeah,
concerned you're tested for a low to Well, it's come
up before. I said what do you? And then what's
your thought on that about these like testosterone programs and
things like that? He goes, well, you know, if there
was something where you know, it was a situation where yes,
you could do kind of a synthetic right, what is

(01:06:23):
that even for? Is that for my own or something like?
I mean, like when you get older, like women you know,
they might need like estrogen shots as they're going through
menopause or things things like that. Dudes, as they get older,
they lose testosterone, and so it could be everything from
you know, your metabolism to you know, muscle retention to
can you get Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you could, or.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Like Bill Belichick allegens to allegedly does inject it straight
in your weed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Oh yeah, just do that. But that's what you do
when you're forty eight years older. Yeah, three times older
than your girlfriend, your life. So a buddy of mindset.
So I'm like, oh my god. He goes people that
go a big deal, who cares? I mean though, forty
eight year difference. And this is how he said it
to this, uh, to this, to this friend of his.
He goes, all right, look thinking of it this way.

(01:07:11):
He goes, you are forty eight years old. I go yeah.
He goes, h Imagine holding a newborn baby and saying,
someday I'm gonna have sex with that baby. Like, isn't
that messed up?

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
But you're forty eight years old and you're holding a
new baby, Like, like.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
Dude, that's like it's so like you are got my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
You're gonna be my girlfriend someday. Like, that's so fed up.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
Yeah, it was like that was an an a great
SNL bit where they like they're meeting their new girlfriend,
like the guy middle aged guys, and then girls would
come out and be like, oh, this is just about
your new wife in five years and she's like, you know,
got a job at those because it's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
It is weird. It's weird undeniably. Yeah, and I care.

Speaker 7 (01:07:52):
Fifteen years is good. Yeah, fifteen years that is between
you and Mario. That's basically ideal of their relationship, right,
I think an expert would tell you that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
Is that only the two guys you're gonna Yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Actually fourteen years. But yeah, just a curious what what
is the age difference between you and Mario? Yeah? Fourteen Okay,
so not quite ideal, but it's pretty apparently science you're
getting there. Sea Bass has some Dougan news coming up
for you next, and then we're going to meet somebody
that the Gina found online. Love this dude, she says,
We're gonna like this guy. I hope. So it's related

(01:08:27):
to you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Right, Dougan Angry Dougan training.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Alright, So that's next on the Woody Show. Hango question
on the text, why do you guys go to Sea
Bass for anything health related? He just looks like an
obese lesbian. Clearly he doesn't know much. Just look, that's
not nice. Wow, rude, that's not nice at all.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
I don't think that's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Yeah, there's one. Yeah, yeah, damn, that's not very nice.
Testos on a replacement therapy is a game changer for
any guy over forty five. I've says the eight six five.
I've been on the low dose of testosterone for a
little over a year and has completely changed my physical
appearance and I feel so much better. I'm down for it.
I mean, try get jacked. No, it's didn't get ripped. No,

(01:09:13):
it's it's it's not for that. Like my buddy Rizzuto
that I used to do the show with when I
was on the radio in Saint Louis, he started doing
it and he's like, dude, he goes, I feel amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
I mean, if it works, yeah, And you just.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Noticed he sleeps better. He lost a little bit of weight,
not that he needed to lose weight to begin with,
but he lost a little bit of weight. He just
noticed all that he said, he f's like an animal.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
Your menopause? Is this like menopause?

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
I don't know. Let's all do it. I honestly don't
know much about it. I'm interested in it, but also
I don't want to do it unnecessarily kind of like is.

Speaker 7 (01:09:50):
It only via syringe? Pretty sure?

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
I saw the kid watch he was doing it because
he got all jacked Toby Toby, and he was yeah,
there's some like interview with him, and he was getting
shot up and he goes just sacerony.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Yeah, Bert's been doing it. People have been telling me about.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
Another fifties.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Show. All right, so well you have somebody that genius
can introduce us to coming up here in this hour.
We have some Dougan News Sea Mass. What do you
guys here here? First in the Dugan News. Oh, we're
gonna do okay. I always forget, like if the uh,

(01:10:40):
the story starts with the with the Dougan News, or
if it's just on the end, I say, yeah, you guys,
it's a relatively new segment. Still Dougan News. What do
you have here?

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
Let's go to Chad and his little baby Bunny. Okay,
Chad and his baby Bunny.

Speaker 19 (01:10:54):
Just the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Bond between Chad Mason and his dog named Bunny. This
special I can still pick her up.

Speaker 11 (01:11:03):
Me ow.

Speaker 20 (01:11:06):
Met by chance found easter last year when Bunny was
astray and wandered right up to Chad outside his Canton home.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
I was just moving in and she runs up and
curled up Bunny into.

Speaker 20 (01:11:20):
Big Last August, Chad suffered a cerebral stroke inside his home.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
I remember hitting the floor. My race side didn't work.
The dog started freaking out.

Speaker 20 (01:11:34):
After Bunny got out, she raced to the end of
the driveway and just kept barking and barking. That got
the attention of Misty, a woman who lives across the street.

Speaker 10 (01:11:43):
She ran out to me. She changed me back across
the street where I got my phone, and then we
came back over here and called the ambulances.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Just is she your hero? I guess so. I guess so.
I never thought of that, but sure. So it's Bunny,
not Boney, just a bib.

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
I should put it that way, the dog that ran
around out and got me help and save my life.
I guess, yeah, I mean I think about that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
It happens every day. Yeah, all right, So it's a
sea Bass's Dougan News.

Speaker 18 (01:12:23):
Little Penny had a hearty breakfast this morning along with
some special treats. Treats this little ten year old service
dog more than deserves after surviving a harrowing attack over
the weekend that left her nearly dead. That's a video
of two large pitbulls mauling the sixteen pounds Shava for
a walk on Saturday nights. All dogs were on leashes

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at the time, but once the pit bulls broke from
their owner's grip, Penny couldn't escape.

Speaker 19 (01:12:53):
It's just.

Speaker 18 (01:12:55):
And video obtained by Fox five shows a similar attack
from two similar looking dogs a few months back in
the same neighborhood. Now, the owner of that dog, who
didn't want to be identified, is joining the fight to
demand that the owner of what she calls two vicious
pit bulls be held accountable.

Speaker 11 (01:13:11):
Why is it that a dog can attack another dog
and nothing get done, because if you attack me.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
That he gets done.

Speaker 18 (01:13:18):
Mean, while those two pit bulls are still free to
roll in this neighborhood at least for now.

Speaker 16 (01:13:22):
It's just.

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
When are you guys going to realize that pit bulls
need to be eradicated? That's what we've been saying horrendous
breeds the wall who's always like, oh, guys, always saying
how nice they are.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Great. A lot of countries have straight up banned I mean,
as they should. They're horrendous.

Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
Within the city in Denver, like you can't have a
pit bull.

Speaker 6 (01:13:43):
Right, There are certain municipalities a certain countries where pipolls
are fully banned.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Yeah, which I mean Sea Bass has been campaigning against
for a number of years. Now, breed there's no budgeting, but.

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
They're just too powerful for humans to control. Yeah, right,
as we heard there from Fox five New York. All right,
so it's Sea Bass's Dougan News. ABC seven La has
Alyssa and her little baby Dublin aw bed.

Speaker 19 (01:14:07):
He loved prance, and he loved to snuggle, and he
was totally a people person.

Speaker 20 (01:14:11):
The couple was just walking home when they say that
their poodle was fatally attacked.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
By a pit bull.

Speaker 7 (01:14:16):
Now, we want to warn you the sounds, the screams
may be difficult for some.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Of you to hear.

Speaker 12 (01:14:29):
Plunged at our dog.

Speaker 19 (01:14:31):
It's just off the ground and sunk his teeth into
him in an extremely violent way.

Speaker 12 (01:14:37):
The other dog owner was slow to act.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
It's Alyssa says her boyfriend Christopher, tried to rescue Dublin
and was also bit I think I'd really like him.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
He just takes an ownership.

Speaker 11 (01:14:50):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
We want somebody to look in our eyes and saying
I'm messed up. My neighbor rushing the couple to a
pet hospital while the eleven year old was bleeding.

Speaker 19 (01:15:01):
It's gonna be okay, buddy, It's gonna be okay. And
I knew he was gone in my arms, just like
how when I first picked him up, he sat my
arms and snuggled, just like a baby. He died just
like my baby. Just big ship.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Geez.

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
You guys are always saying some pit bulls are bad.
I'm saying all pit bulls are bad.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
Yeah right, yeah, I really I don't know why you
guys say. Some of you greg to use it. I
know I agree. I am a proud breeding.

Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
It seems like they can't be controlled, no matter how
hard these owners truck.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
I agreed. Finally you're getting it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
Can human beings be responsible over such menacing animals? You
would think, But it's story after story.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I mean, you might as well own a crocodile right
in public. Yeah, absolutely, and then have your kids like
just you know, covered in like chicken blood or beat
and roll around, yeah, where they will inevitably be attacked.
Absolutely when show Sea Bass Dougan News CBS eleven Houston,

(01:16:04):
hopefully this will change your mind. Greg a story of
Michelle and her encounter with eight little babies. Okay.

Speaker 17 (01:16:12):
Michelle Means tells us that her pregnant daughter and her
son were the first ones to be attacked by their
neighbor's pit bulls.

Speaker 15 (01:16:18):
Moments later, she too was brutally attacked.

Speaker 10 (01:16:20):
It looked at me and it was just like something
snapped in its eyes and it grabbed a hold of
my face.

Speaker 17 (01:16:27):
Another one I had grabbed a hold of my calf,
and I was on the ground stood. On Monday, Michelle
was at work when she got a call from her
thirteen year old son. Her pregnant daughter had been attacked
by her neighbor's pit bulls. When Michelle arrived, everything seemed
calm at first, but then eight pit bulls emerged, attacking
her too.

Speaker 10 (01:16:46):
I didn't want to die, but it sure seemed like
I was going to. It's the dog had actually bitten
off my lip just to reattach my lip, and then
so all this piece of my cheek was missing, so
they had to kind of pull the skins together. It's
not always about what the owners do and how good

(01:17:08):
the owners are. Sometimes even the best of dogs can
break the Greggs.

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
Another thing, you guys are always saying, it could be
any breed that bites It could be a Doberman, it
could be And I tell you guys, well, it's only
pit bulls, and you say that's not true.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
But I can't believe these guys like they're such like
closed minded idiots. They their whole thought processes that these
pit bulls are just ticking time bombs right right.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
They're like they say, okay, well yeah, but was not
gonna rip your lip off.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
True, but you know, to be fair, I'm sure this woman,
I can tell by the sound of her voice her
face probably looks like the hamburglar.

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
Yeah, I imagine that can take you off. But you
guys are always saying, no, any breed could bite you. No,
it's only pit bulls.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
I know when you idiot, dude, these yeah are a holes.
You just don't know why you don't get I.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
Have to disregard their history of blood sports. Every year
that the top killing breed out there by like a factor.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Of top killing breed, top killing animal.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
That last, if you want one and get eight of them, yes,
and let them loose.

Speaker 11 (01:18:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
I have two favorite little pieces of audio from this
round of Doug News. The first one is this sound here,
let me see you go back to ye number one. Here, just.

Speaker 20 (01:18:20):
The bond between Chad Mason and his dog named Bunny
is special.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
I can still pick her up. I think about picking
up my dogs like little baby like I like that.
And then this is probably the dumbest thing I heard.

Speaker 19 (01:18:42):
He loved prance and he loved to snuggle, and he
was totally a people person.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Yeah, he's a person.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
He's a people person.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
This dog's a people person.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
I mean this person shouldn't have animals either because she's unstable,
but should lose it to animal.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
All right, well there's uh, there's sea masses. Dougan News.
Shouldn't lose it to a monster, and that's what he meant. Yeah,
we're gonna take the break and then Gina's gonna introduce
us to this person real quick. It's this this dog
trainer that we should know about. But it's also fun
with accents, oh big time. Yeah, that's next on the
Woody Show. Hanging a Woody Show. So we had Seabass's

(01:19:20):
Dugan News and then we have someone we're gonna meet, Gina.
I guess found this dude or it's been popping up
on your feed or something.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
Yeah, and now I'm like obsessed with them and I
don't even have a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
And it's it's fun with accents. We love accents around here. Yes,
on the show.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
This guy's name is Charlie. He and his wife have
this dog training facility called Cherry Hogs, which I guess
is a slang term for dogs in England, which I'd
never heard. He's clearly sure, he's clearly English, very like
sweep your chimney, Governor. But apparently this is in Minnesota
where they moved.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Oh okay, they have They have like.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
Half a million followers on Instagram. And he's just like
this angry dude that sits in his van surrounded by
dogs and answers questions. He has a lot of opinions
on the way people train their dogs and feed their dogs.
So in the first clip, Charlie talks about how to
train your dog to stop barking like at the door. First,
he says, you have to kind of grab the dog
and say no firmly a few times. But if that

(01:20:19):
doesn't work, it's time for the crate.

Speaker 21 (01:20:20):
Put them into the association, just like a naughty little kid.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Oh but my dog will hate the fucking cry gets off.

Speaker 21 (01:20:26):
The fun Internet. All these bus that I've had and
knew that you can't use the crate as a negative reinforcement.
I've got said to my bedroom every day, did I
hate my bedroom? Or did I hate not being a
little fun guarding man calls in menace to society? Yeah,
not being with my friends.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
I haint the fucking bedroom.

Speaker 21 (01:20:40):
I still slept there every night.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
Same thing with the dogs.

Speaker 21 (01:20:42):
They're not in the crackgun this. No, they don't like
being isolated from the path. So as a result, that's
why the association works.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
No, I mean it makes sense. Yeah, I mean if
you think about it that way.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
Yeah, I mean, like I didn't know that, like the
pack leader thing was so important. It's not that they
hate the crate. They just don't want like playing with you, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Like barking at the door. The little kids don't like
to not be able to, you know, hang out with
their friends or play with their toys. They're being kept
from what.

Speaker 8 (01:21:09):
They want exactly. So I have two dogs, and one
of the dogs, if I open the crate, she is
flying to that thing so quick I think she's going
to hit the back of them the crate. But the
other one, like I have to guide her in. She's
just she doesn't want to go.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
I've heard people say that that's their safe space, like
that's that's where that's where they're the most comfortable. And
so that's why you shouldn't use it as a punishment,
Like don't say I'm going to put you in your crate,
but that put them in there when they're bad, because
that's the place they love.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
Yeah, But Charlie, so they put me in my room
every day, I still slept there.

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
It was fine, true.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
I remember like there was this crazy dog trainer that
my uncle sent their dog to and he just had
like a bunch of hand signals. He wouldn't even have
to say anything, he would just do hand signals, and
the dog was like And I kind of wondered what
happened at the dog trainer because did they beat this
dog or because one of the things that he had mentioned,

(01:22:05):
I guess was like and I don't know what the
behavior was. If anybody knows, you can hit us up
on the text the two two ninety eighty seven, where
like you say no and then you take your thumb
and you basically jam it in their throat. Whoa in
their throat? Like Now, keep in mind this is like
the late nineties. Yeah, all right, this is like dog
training of the late nineties. It's a dog training technique

(01:22:25):
where you put your thumb or your fing like whatever,
finger in like in the dog's mouth and kind of
push it toward their throat.

Speaker 15 (01:22:33):
Wow inside, not even just on that, no outside, and it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Just gets them immediately to get meto immediately because this
this dog was a big dog too, Like wouldn't it
take your hand off?

Speaker 6 (01:22:45):
Are you looking it up, sea bats, I've seen no
results for that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
And you look at like these police dogs and like
these you know, all these training videos, and from what
they say, dogs love to be obedient. They love to
follow your command. It's like playtime for them.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Dogs want to have a job, right exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
So next, Okay, I don't know anything about this.

Speaker 15 (01:23:05):
I do not have a dog.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
But Charlie thinks that most of us are overfeeding our
dogs and guess how many times Yep, he thinks they
should be eating a day?

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
All right, fair many time to chew feed your dog
a day.

Speaker 21 (01:23:16):
We've done more poor these videos and every fighting one
goes virable because clearly a lot of you numpties feeds
your dog more than what we recommend.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Once is the fine answer.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
And why is that?

Speaker 21 (01:23:25):
Because dogs are fine animals, they're predatory animals. They would
never ever eat consistently twice to three times in the
wild per day.

Speaker 10 (01:23:32):
Why is that?

Speaker 21 (01:23:33):
Because it increases the detoxification process. It regulates the fingleed
totographeed that recycles dead cells.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
So as a result, feeding them twice per.

Speaker 21 (01:23:41):
Day, morning and night in a twelve hour period isn't
giving the body enough time to digest the food. As
a result, they can't recycle the cells. The body can't
fix hisck in looks and crannies, and this is why
your dogs are dying extremely young.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
He's kind of talking about intermittent fasting. It sounds like
that's the same reason you give for humans to lay
off the foods your body times too.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
I think it's just calories out recycling and citing no
sources either.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
So my in laws dog and they have a Golden
Retriever as well. Uh, this dog is the fattest dog
I've ever seen in my life. They feed this thing
three times a day, three meals. They go, well, she
gets upset if oh, well, and you try to to
like my mother in law's on board, like, hey, cut
back on the food on this dog. My wife, myself,
like even the kids have gotten in on it, like hey, yeah,

(01:24:28):
like stop giving Ginger all that food. And uh yeah,
so we feed our dog twice, but we've cut down
the amount. But the thing is, she doesn't eat it
all right away like menaces dogs do. She grazes on
it throughout the day. Yeah. Sometimes she's just finishing what
we put in there for breakfast at about five pm
because she knows we're gonna put more in there for dinner.

Speaker 11 (01:24:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:24:48):
So I have French bulldogs. And if you take my
French bulldogs and put them next to any anybody else's, yeah,
like other people, they overfeed those things like crazy. They
look like other people's full dogs look like fat, huge
meatballs with like little legs.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Here I found that it was part of alpha dominance
style training. Oh there you go. Unfortunately, putting a thumb
down a dog's throat has been used historically, most commonly
mentioned in older or amateur dog training circles as a
supposed way to stop biting her mouth and chewing aggression,
and the idea was making the experience uncomfortable triggering a

(01:25:23):
gag reflex would discourage the dog from repeating the behavior.

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
That's weird because the way you see dog whisper doing,
which has worked for me every time I try it,
is you're just when dog's going crazy, you're doing something
you don't have to do. You just disrupt it, and
you don't hit it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
You don't. Yeah, so no longer it's down the throw
you put it right in its buttthole.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
Apparently I get them to stop fighting. But see that
you're onto something. According to Cherry Hogs because he says
the same that you've got to redirect their uh you know,
distract them quickly before they start fighting. So yeah, this
is Cherry Hogs on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (01:25:56):
And I love this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
And again I don't have a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Each ogg s, Yes, yeah, he's funny. Yeah, I love
this guy eight seven seven forty four. Would I don't
care why as you listen because you love it listening to.
As long as you're listening, this is the Lady Show.
All right, welcome back, everybody. Today is Tuesday. It's May thirteenth,
twenty twenty five. It's hey meant it's your favorite International

(01:26:21):
hummus day. Yeah, man over high crap. You know what
I think. Here's what I think about the hummus situation
with Mena. I think Menace just got I don't. I
don't know, maybe the wrong person hyped it up to
him or something, because like I can't see it as
being something that he'd be so opposed.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
There's some great hummits out there.

Speaker 8 (01:26:42):
Well, no, you guys bring.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
You like garlic deal that. I just like it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:46):
So every time hummus comes up, then you say, oh,
Menace hate Thomas. So it's you were from a bigger thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Because you were really angry that one day that we
had the meeting and all that.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
He wanted more like universally loved.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
Yeah, yeah, but it was it was a good Greek restaurant.
They brought by, like grilled chicken and hummus and Pete Fair.

Speaker 8 (01:27:05):
I'll be fair with this analysis. I did not know
that the chicken was there. I might have had a
better experience, but at the time it was just like,
I don't know vegetables and hummus. I'm like, are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
This is what we're eating. Maybe that's the other thing
with hummus too, because it's associated with vegetables.

Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
What is menace? Not like vegetables of any kind. Everybody
needs to google this. There's a sauce out there that's
kind of similar but tastes way better. It's Colchin Bitchin Sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Look it up.

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
It's I keep seeing Bitchen sauce in more and more stores.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Yeah, it is so good anyway, tell you is a
cough drop Day. It's National frog Jumping Day, Okay, National
lepre con Day, which seems a little late, Tulip Day
a little late. And then a top gun Day.

Speaker 10 (01:27:48):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
That's pretty cool, either shooting guns or top gun as
and finer jets and stuff. On the food tip, it's
National Creuton Day, National Apple Pie Day, and National Fruit
Cocktail Day.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Now the creutons, it, well, no, you are you still
eating those like vegan ones that you found?

Speaker 7 (01:28:07):
Those vegan creutons haven't had those in ages? Those are
the best. The Trader Joe's Vegan croutons are the best
creutons you will ever eat.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
It sounds foul fact, but Greg brought them in and
we taste drove them. They they taste buttery. They're so good.
You weren't working here yet.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
So the croutons are vegan because the bread they made
it with didn't have eggs in it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
I guess so.

Speaker 7 (01:28:29):
I didn't even read the ingredient oil bread, the bread
they uses for animal rights and to die for. Oh,
but I forgot to get them. I usually have sounds without.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
What about some of the world of entertainment stuff? Man,
that's what you got. He's looking it up right now. Yeah,
the holidays right before we got okay through all right, well,
I have the birthdays ready to go.

Speaker 8 (01:28:52):
I know you're super disappointed because they canceled Night Court,
Lopez Versus Lopez and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Suits l A. Wow, three great shows. Yeah, we missed
all of them yet.

Speaker 11 (01:29:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:29:03):
I didn't know anything really about Suits l A. I'm
sure they just brought that back because Suits was doing really.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Well, pushing it.

Speaker 8 (01:29:10):
I thought Night Court and Lopez Versus Lopez were doing decent.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
I didn't even know Lopez Lopez was a show.

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
Really, it's on a short season, and I didn't know
New Night Court started yet.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
In Menace, I don't want to mow your lawn. Do
you have news about another show that Wood he loves
that apparently got canceled. I only heard about it having
read it, but apparently for no more Frasier.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Too.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
I told you like, I was off board with the
new episodes at first. I liked it, but that I
think that was just carry over hype because I love
the original series so much. Well, they heard what he
talked about it. Now it's over.

Speaker 7 (01:29:42):
No, because I got Paramount Plus just for it. Yeah,
but then thank god Tulsa King was on there. But
now I think I might cancel Paramount Plus.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Yes, yeah, you would like Land, really, I watched the
first couple of episodes of it. You would like it
a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
But it's old timy right, No, No, I thought it
was early nineteen, so you're thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Of like eighteen yellow Yellowstone.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
Like Yellowstone and that it's it's the It's they're taking
an industry out west, examining it and then injecting it
with violence and sex.

Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
Okay, I thought it was like the old time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
No, no, no, right, yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
Love it all right, but Gregil's Day because the daughter's
mega hot.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
That'll be because you.

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
Know how Greg loves hot chicks. I mean, hey, I
love a good show, but I love a good show
with a hot shake.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Yeah. Yeah, bro.

Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
And isn't the guy from who made a big appearance
on lamb Man that everyone was talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Jerry Jones.

Speaker 8 (01:30:37):
Jerry Jones.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Yeah, and the Cowboys was really good. He was good. Yeah,
I'll check it out. Well.

Speaker 8 (01:30:42):
Speaking of Dallas, a Paris Hilton fan in Dallas her
car caught on fire and guess what survived Sammy Her
Stanley Cup, Her Morgan, Her, Morgan, Stanley, Her Morgan, Stanley
Stanley No her pars Hilton inspired Stanley Cup. Well, I
don't know if it was an official one, but that's

(01:31:02):
the only thing that survived. So she posted it on
It might have been in one of those bootleg ones. Yeah,
and she posted on TikTok. Paris Hilton saw it and said,
you know what, I'm going to travel to Dallas and
give you a new car.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
What a sweet yeah's really nice.

Speaker 8 (01:31:15):
And Paris Hilton actually even drove the trailer truck that
had the car on the bag of d and dropped
it off and they hung out.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
That's pretty cool. I would love to do, like, not
on the show chit chat with Paris Hilton, but like
an off the show podcast where we can like for
that way, there's no time, Hey, you guys take a break,
all that kind of stuff. Just do a podcast episode
conversation with her about all her boarding school stuff because
I went to a similar school, right, and so be

(01:31:43):
able to kind of like compare notes, hear her story,
she can hear mine, and then I don't know, I'd
be fascinated. She's done a lot of really great work
for advocacy. Yeah, yeah, getting a lot of these like
troubled teen programs and shut.

Speaker 15 (01:31:57):
Down and everyone says she's just the nicest.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
She is the best said.

Speaker 8 (01:32:02):
I've been saying that for like fifteen years, when it
wasn't popular to say that Paris Hilton is cool. Now
finally people are saying, oh, Paris Hilton is cool.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Because she used to be really annoying. It was like
that's hot, well that kind of she's actually substance hilarious
and like when she spoke.

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
To Congress and she was talking to me, She's like,
I love your sweater. Okay, let's get down to business
like she goes.

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
Back and forth, blah blah blah, Congress efficacy. I want
to do a podcast about Stanley Glugs.

Speaker 5 (01:32:28):
Yeah, dude, I want to play Stars Are Blind. I
love that song.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Nice all right.

Speaker 8 (01:32:33):
Another one of our favorites, Kat Williams, recently shared on
the theo Von podcast that he helped Warriors NBA player
Steph Curry become one of the most well known three
point shooters out there before he was famous now. He
says that he's met up with Curry at a celebrity
basketball game way back in the day and then gave

(01:32:54):
him some pointers on the shooting three pointers, and Steph
Curry has never confirmed or deny this, but he did
get called. Kat Williams did get called out by an
NBA shooting coach said all right, well show us what
you got. So they met up and guess what, Kat
Williams nailed three three pointers right in a row as

(01:33:16):
the coach like bricked it the entire time.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Let me ask a question for everybody out there, when
is everybody going to stop doubting Williams He speaks the
truth because when he says things or whatever, a lot
of times it sounds nuts. It sounds like here's a
guy who's just talking out of his ass, right, but
then it turns out guy kind of knows what he's
talking about. How every time yeah, like or like he
goes all right, I'm not he had to convince y'all.

(01:33:40):
It's just gonna be the next thing.

Speaker 17 (01:33:42):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Here comes a headline and it's like Kat Williams called it. Yep,
that's saying how everybody was gonna have their wreckoning. And so, okay, fine,
what is he? Four foot eight? He's super short, dude.
I'm not sure exactly how tall or not tall. He's
a super short dude. So when you hear about how
he's talking about three steph, you're like, okay, all right,
but here we are once again. Let's from now on

(01:34:04):
just start giving Kat Williams the benefit of the Okay, look,
I'm watching this and it's just correct. He now three
three threes in a row and be it well beyond
the arc. But his form is god awful. He does
that thing where he launches it from his chest, which
is a great way to get bricked. Did he get
it in so small though?

Speaker 6 (01:34:18):
Well, but even then, every three point shooter again, the
smart experts who aren't. Kat Williams will tell you the
guy that he.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
Is shooting with is an NBA shooting coach. I fully
agree with you.

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
That's why I'm saying, perhaps we need to revisit and
just do the old like shooter from your chest move
instead of like over your head style.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
One of my favorite things, one of my favorite videos
of Kat Williams. He was a guest on this radio show.
It's difficult. It's the Frank and Wanda in the morning show. Yeah, now, Bord,
you're gonna have to be ready with the bleeps on
this one because I don't I don't think I have
it completely edited here. But anyway, so he's and she's
like trying to like take shots again, just poke out

(01:34:59):
like here's the thing. I I know you're I'm sure
a great radio host, Wanda, but like you are going
to go up against in a battle of words with
Kat Williams. No way, here's how I went for Wanda.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Thank you for having me, Thank you for coming in.
You see why people come to one this year?

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:35:14):
The people three?

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Your hair is.

Speaker 16 (01:35:18):
My hair is nineteen inches long and I have no
perm No it is not nice. Lady, run come run,
one of your gnarled figures.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Come over here.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
No, no, no, that's not how that works.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
Okay, well then stay over there.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Don't worry an nobody putting their hands, do yours.

Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
That's right. They don't have to get out of here, only.

Speaker 10 (01:35:41):
One of.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
I like how she started with him and then yeah,
she turns it around like, are you okay?

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
Yeah, you just fine.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
You just came after him. You were trying to goof
on his hair, uh huh, and he came back after you,
and now you're Are you okay? Did her husband show
up to the station. Yeah, there's a follow up on
that here in a second.

Speaker 16 (01:35:59):
Tell you made out their headphones and that wig, the
wigs and the headphones something together?

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
Yeah, they're old.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
I want to apologize to the people that have sat
your collection.

Speaker 16 (01:36:12):
If you can't get your blood pressure down, you can't
call me that. If your colesterol is six hundred whatever.
I'm a little mama's baby done, little mama, Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
And one are you girl? You probably shouldn't talk about sizes.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
It's big on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Turn it down, you're yes, PRIs.

Speaker 16 (01:36:33):
I've never been to prison. Nineteen felonies no convictions, knock
it off. Prison in jail aren't the same?

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
No no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Only one of us has twelve dollars worth of jewelry.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
No no, no, no, no no no no no.

Speaker 16 (01:36:46):
That all is if you want to if you want
to have Wanda's jewelry, please go to sit though, go
to a trip at any point. If you find two
pats of Newport one hundreds, they will give you everything
one that has on right now.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
For seven nine and it comes with a free car watch.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Won't it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Absolutely appreciate.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
The show starts at nine.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Wanda gets to the stage at nine seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
She's almost out of breath.

Speaker 16 (01:37:15):
Be careful now, even on the radio, you can hear
the fact that exercise that's crept into voc.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
Anyway, the person who didn't find that all that funny
was Wanda's who ended up pointing a gun at Kat
Williams outside of the comedy club in Atlanta. So this, uh,
this Wanda chick. She did mornings on this station V
one oh something in Atlanta on the Frank Ski Morning Show.
That was the Frank and Wanda Show, right, and then

(01:37:46):
guess what, guys, she has passed away Oh yeah, I'm
I'm looking at the article right now. Let's see. Yeah,
on Saturday, Wanna Smith passed away in the wake of
her death, so that's why I started going viralgain.

Speaker 5 (01:38:01):
That's why.

Speaker 13 (01:38:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
Yeah, because step yeah, she she died and the last year,
so yeah, and to remember her her most embarrassing moment
ever at least at least the worms are eating good today.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
You know what I'm saying. I meant it's what else
is going on this morning?

Speaker 19 (01:38:16):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
Some other news in the world of Sammy. Now I
want to mention it before it gets too old, and
it's still pretty far away. I've never even heard of
this freaking movie. But people are excited for Practical Magic two.

Speaker 12 (01:38:29):
Yes, I'm so excited.

Speaker 15 (01:38:31):
You've never heard of Practical Magic.

Speaker 11 (01:38:32):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:38:32):
Practical Magic apparently came out in nineteen ninety eight and
it stars who Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman, and apparently.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
It was a big deal because it's so good.

Speaker 8 (01:38:42):
The announcement, Yes, yeah, practical Magic.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Here's the way you do it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:47):
When Mena says he doesn't know something, you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
Say practical magic. Yeah, duh.

Speaker 8 (01:38:51):
Anyways, Practical Magic two comes out September eighteenth, twenty twenty six,
and the internet is already freaking out.

Speaker 15 (01:38:58):
Well, yeah, they just announced it. I'm so excited. It's
a great movie.

Speaker 22 (01:39:02):
And now I literally just watched it last week and
then they announced there's going to be a second on
and I was like, nice, are they like sister our
sister witch is and that like aunt witches?

Speaker 15 (01:39:14):
And then they have daughter Witches.

Speaker 8 (01:39:16):
You never heard of it?

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
Emmy be knowing about everybody?

Speaker 15 (01:39:19):
I mean I feel like everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:39:20):
Yeah, this weekend knitting and like girls and movies designed
for thirteen year old girls.

Speaker 15 (01:39:25):
This isn't That wasn't a kid's movie.

Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
I might be getting that because he's a hocus Pocus.
I've never seen either one.

Speaker 15 (01:39:32):
Yeah, hocus Pocus is a kid's movie. Practical Magic is
for adults.

Speaker 6 (01:39:35):
How old were you in nineteen ninety eight?

Speaker 12 (01:39:36):
Though I was ten?

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
Thank you? All right? Well, big deal? All right.

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
We've also been talking a lot about Steve Irwin's family
for some reason. I think it's because the Sun is
going to be on Dancing with the Stars, so they
keep on getting asked questions in the media.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
But this is that underwear thing, and he did underwear
a thing.

Speaker 8 (01:39:55):
Was it hot or not? Greg, he is pretty ripped.
He's not my okay, not a Latino?

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:40:02):
How about this though this has nothing to do with
the interview. But Bindi Irwin got hospitalized before her big
Dad's gala gala because she had appendicitis. No, I'm afraid
of appendicitis because I feel like me to if I
got it, I would just think it was a kidney

(01:40:24):
stone and I would try to like yeah, But her
appendix did burst and she got rushed to the hospital.
This is actually the second time that she's missed a
gala because before that she got something else that I
cannot pronounce.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
Monorious again endo.

Speaker 8 (01:40:49):
Metriors she had that, So this is the second This
is the second time she's missed a gallop. Yeah, due
to emergencies. So pray for Bend But apparently she'll be okay.

Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
Menas, what what would you assume? What would you think
at endometriosis?

Speaker 8 (01:41:06):
Well, I did look it up because I wanted to
try to figure out how to say it, but I
still couldn't do it. But it has to do something
with the ovaries, right, it's a.

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
Woman thing in your uterine lining I think grows on
the wrong side on the outside.

Speaker 8 (01:41:18):
Oh no, I was just fun, tough stuff, all right. Well,
Woody in your world because you were such a megafan
of t Mom back in the day. We might have
world peace, guys, because far Abraham and Janelle Evans have
squashed the beef.

Speaker 5 (01:41:35):
Really, that's shocking.

Speaker 8 (01:41:37):
They were seen hanging out together drinking marks at Virgin
at the Virgin Hotel in Las Vegas, at the Mexic
at the Mexican restaurant there, but neither of.

Speaker 15 (01:41:47):
Them squashed beef with anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
They love beefing all the time. It's a new era.

Speaker 8 (01:41:51):
That's one of my favorite lines from te Mom is
her Janelle's mom saying I seen you with Kifa both
high well, so.

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
Like Keefer talking about Keifer was the fourteen mom's boyfriend
who knocked her up, and so yeah, Keifer was like,
you know, she did not like Keifer, but she has
a very heavy Boston, Massachusetts accent. Keith Keifer.

Speaker 19 (01:42:19):
High.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Hi, you're both high, cry in the street with your boyfriend.
Nailed it, nailed it all right, Thank you very much, man,
No problem. I'm here all day around the entertainment stuff.
We're just getting started. Guys, were warming up Man show.
We're gonna it's shiver, we won't sit. She was like,

(01:42:43):
it's and you know, we don't do. Starting with the celebrities,
Happy birthday to Stephen Colbert, who is sixty one years
old today, Robert Pattinson, I'm Batman and Twilight thirty nine.
Darius Rutger. I don't care how many country songs he does.
He is all always hoody, including the Blowfish. He's fifty nine.

(01:43:04):
Stevie Wonder is seventy five. Lena Dunham Yuck is thirty nine.
She's really swam up. She really has all this technology
and we still look the sweat. Dennis Rodman is sixty four.
Debbie Ryan, who was the star of Disney Channel's Jesse
and the Netflix series Insatiable. She's married to Josh you know,
the drummer from twenty one pilots. Oh yeah, yeah. She

(01:43:25):
is thirty two years old. Very nice. My daughter is
a big fan of that show Jesse. Oh yeah, And
so I hit him up on on her birthday and
she Debbie said hi to my daughter's amazing, did a
little video and there it was very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:43:42):
The only reason I know she is because when my
little cousin was little. I had to take her to
a taping. Oh, Debbie or whatever it was.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Called Ion Ramsey Snow on Game of Thrones. I wan Rion,
I w a n last name r h e O
N I wan reON. He's also the psychopath who orchestrated
the Red Wedding ambush and then spoiler alert Sansa fed
him to his own dogs. You gotys remember that, right?

(01:44:09):
I was honest. I've never seen an episode of Game
forty years old than Harvey Kaitel, who plays a tough
guy in almost every movie he's in for Fiction, Reservoir
Dogs and text Job. He's eighty six years old and
your porn of birthday is Tommy Gunn and today it's
a birthday boy, and he's laid pipe all the way
to the A v N Hall of Fame. Lucky three

(01:44:31):
thousand five ten films, including Grand theft Anal Volumes nine, ten,
and eleven. He was in Asian Anal Assassinations, also boobs
Ahoy Volume one. He was in Drop Them Drawers and
Give Daddy Some Candy Volume two. He was in Bitchcraft
and Gizzardrey I love that and uh, who can forget

(01:44:54):
his unforgetable role in Butler Take me to Bonerville Needs.
That's Tommy Gunn who's fifty eight years old today, And
that's your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Tuesday morning look at what's happening in the
world of entertainment. Is sensitivity training for a politically correct world.

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wisdom please. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:45:45):
There are tons of scams out there, and if you
send us nineteen ninety five, we'll tell you how to
avoid all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
Well, the funny thing is these people that sell these
programs on how to get rich doing this or whatever.
They ca Yeah, why would you share that? Because they
know they can make money telling everybody how they do it,
knowing that ninety nine point nine percent of people will
never do anything about it, and the people who might
actually go and try it out probably won't stick with it,

(01:46:15):
and so there's still no risk to them. Yere, there's
a friend of mine that was saying the same thing.
It's like, well, I tell everybody exactly how I do
things because I know that nobody wants to put that
work in. Yeah, I want to do that for it
because the people buying these books are get rich quick people, right,
so they just want all the secrets without the work.
So they're like, you can tell them exactly how it

(01:46:36):
is step by step. The chance of them actually going
through with it and doing it are slim to none,
and the people who will probably won't stick with it anyway,
because again, they'll see the next thing that's going to
make them get rich quick and they'll be moving on
right to that. In the meantime. Like, my buddy, he
made a bunch of money selling a book.

Speaker 7 (01:46:53):
They sold the books. Yeah, that's a good idea. Told
he did, he did good for him.

Speaker 3 (01:46:58):
I thank you so much. Great thank you for giving
the Woodie Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Wednesday. Have a great day. S MD
double M.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
I quit this bitch.