The Woody Show May 29th 2025 Podcast

Greg's 2025 Commencement Speech, The Dumbass Spelling Bee, One Hit Wonders of the 2000's and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Shows? The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, Another morning on board the Disney
wonder It is wonderful.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
We're so Alaskan now by the way.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now totally legal Alaskans.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We're legal Alaskans. And yeah, we're today is a u
what do they call those things? Excursion excursion day? Yeah,
so yeah, we have we have things going on after
the show today.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
We're doing a chew Choo train.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, very excited about that.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
So Samy, tell everybody about the Chew Choo train. You
know the most about it, the Choo Choo train. It's
not a mall, a lot of railroad.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, A lot of people have been saying this is
the best one. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah, it's the White Pass Scenic Railway. Uh huh, and
I mean, greg.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
So much scenery.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Know, do they have wine on board wine train?

Speaker 6 (01:30):
I cannot confirm that. I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
But yeah, it's the White Pass and the Yukon Route yep.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, okay, all right, well we're gonna be on that.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's like two and a half hours and you just
get to see all the sites and everything else, which
the glacier thing yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Was really oh so majestic.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
They have like all these different areas on the ship
where you can like, uh, you know, check all the
different stuff out, Like, you know, there's wildlife on this side.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
On this side is pretty cool because the boat's constantly
sort of turning so you can see everything.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, it's really cool. Anyway, it's a Thursday morning, it's
a pre Friday. It's May twenty nine. I ain't twenty
twenty five. Welcome board the Disney Wonder. My name is Woody.
That is Greg Gorey. I would menace.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
What is up wood He's just been busy uploading a
bunch of stuff to social media. You can follow along
with our Disney cruise adventure just on social media. They're
at the Woody Show. Gina grad is here, She's got gripes.
There's Sammy. We'll get to her gripes in a second.
Not Sammy, Greg, Oh no, Gina's gripes. Sammy is here
and a dumbass tyler holding things down with the production

(02:27):
and the technical side of things here this.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Morning d A two on the j deat in the building.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
We don't have we don't we don't have access to
the phones, but we can't get your text messages. You
can send your text over to two to nine eighty
seven if you would like, you can win your very
own seven night Disney, Alaska, Cruz. Keyword today is legend
l E G E N D. So anytime between now midnight,
just go to the woodieshow dot com. It's the woodieshow
dot com and enter the keyword legend. On the show today,

(02:58):
we're gonna get Greg's address, his commencement address to the
class of twenty twenty five. It is the season, it
is it is annual tradition, so you know Greg will
have his commencement address to the youngsters.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, yeah, with all of Gregg's wisdom helped.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
The youth, I have so much wisdom to dispense.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I also have another one of those those fun music
lists for you, one hit Wonders the two thousands.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, yeah, I think it was.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
A Rolling Stones list, So we'll get to that. Also,
a dumb ass spelling be today, and this is for everybody,
because it's not just for menace. It's words that most
people can't spell, okay, so.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I won't feel as bad. Yeah, a different days.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
So it's not like I don't look at my my
paper here, legend legend yep l e g U E
n E legend no legend, oh, legend, legend l e.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
G Yes, you know, legend e n D. There you go,
legend share.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Legend.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
They'll be a little bit more difficult than that, these
these words. But I'm gonna have somebody else, maybe Greg Isse.
Greg's a great speller.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
I know, But then you hear the title of this list,
and I think I'm confident I'll probably get them all.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's too cocky, you know, we'll do Maybe we'll bring
in uh, maybe we'll bring in I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Maybe t mars here.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Who we have at our disposal, Yeah, are DJ Tim
Martinez or maybe a dumbass Tyler can read the listener
and I'll try it out anyway.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
So that's uh, that's caught up. On the show.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
This morning, we'll have a couple of guests from the
Disney Cruise Line who'll be stopping by. The One thing
I know that Gina is happy that we don't have
time for this early in the morning yet, is breakfast
because she said that she is how.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Much did you say you've gained?

Speaker 7 (04:43):
I feel like it's been eighteen pounds of my pants
are holding on for dear life.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
See that's why every every person knows who has ever,
you know, fluctuated in weight, which you have over the years. Surprise,
like why would you buy pants that are at size?
First of all, got to have a little bit of
given there.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
And don't act like in the past, I didn't buy
pregnancy swimsuits because my boots were so big and my
stomach was hot.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I didn't know that was a thing. Oh it's a target.
But yeah, I'm just I thought I brought stretchy stuff.
But boy, this is really testing the tensil tensile seam.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
Friends, Yes, because like yesterday, for instance, there were there
were stuffing us like fat and geese, and I didn't
say no to anything. And then, like I don't know,
a half hour later, I went to go look for
my husband and step son.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
But I passed Pinocchio's pizza.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
Oh okay, so I'm eating that, I'm walking and they
weren't that direction, So I go the other direction. I'll
take another slice, just like walking and eating only had.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
The ice cream station.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yes, I had two strawberries, my favorite they had.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
They had a soft served mint.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
It's so good strawberry was I was like a mixologist, man,
because I got the bottom of the corner, put chocolate
and then a layer of and then a chocolate.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, and it's self serve.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
So yeah, no one, James Bottomless sit there like a fatty.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
They do have the best chocolate chip cookies taking them
to go. I just walk around the ship eating cookies.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah why not?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah yeah, Now, I mean we've had official show responsibilities,
so come Friday, after the show is over, then I'm
really going all in. Like to this point, I feel
like I haven't eaten that much. Really like I've been
very much under control. I've controlled the drinking, even though
Tim martinezk bait me.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
With the Devil relative.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yeah so, but like I'm telling you, like once Friday,
because like we're not getting off the ship until Monday,
so we'll have the whole weekend on board and doing
things and whatever with no responsible official response.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So anyway, but the food has been great.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
We had we were at Tiana's last night and I
had this, uh, this giant shrimp.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
These like gull shrimp.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, that were like lime marinated and then it was
on top of like a jumbalaya.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes, And I was already full when we were ordering
and she was like for you.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I was like, oh, I'm so, She'll tried to give
me her steak have the same steak.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Mine was ten times the side. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Well, the average person says they only feel fully healthy
nineteen days a month a year's yeah, that's too bad.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, I feel like an hour per year.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
If someone says like how are you, Like, people say
like good, fine or not bad, and the blah blah
blah blah blah and how are you? Yeah, but the
average person only feels fully healthy nineteen days out of
the typical month, so sixty three percent of the time.
So a typical week, you'll feel healthy for about four
of the days.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Okay, guys, that's our new goal.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I know that that's great for decades, less healthy for
three days. And it's just about feeling healthy.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's not that everyone is awesome, but people are asking
what health issues they battle the most frequently. The main
problem maaries are fatigue, okay, uh, move changes, which are okay,
whatever issues right here?

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Dies Greg how's that been going?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Because you have three other people besides Maorrow, you have
the your other friends who.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
Are right, I've thrown caution to the wind, and I'm
being brave, you know so, And luckily with our schedule,
I can go in the morning and just kind of
do my thing while everybody's sleeping in the room, in
the room like a normal person, or what I did
the other day after work. I just said, hey, guys,
I'm gonna go back to the room and shower and
do my thing dot dot dot. It would be nice

(08:34):
to have just a couple of minutes of a lone time.
And they've respected that.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Okay, okay, because Greg did not go to dinner with
us last night. He was friends decided to do something
else because you know, they were kind of full from
whatever else they had done, and one of them was very.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Much affected by the waves, so he was the motion
of the ocean, right. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, like dumbass Tyler totally. Tyler puked in a champagne bucket.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I can tell how he was doing by how much
he was sweating.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, which is also not fair because as bigger guys,
we sweat anytime.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh I know, But that's you're sweat sweating right now?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, but yeah, because I saw Mario and your friends
sitting outside and go where's Greg?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Like he's back of the room. We think he's pooping. Yes, wow,
they're calling you out. They were giving me my time,
so they knew what you were doing.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
They did. It's worse for me.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, too bad though.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
But digestive issues nine point eight days a month than headaches,
which Greg says he never gets.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
People asked how they're feeling right now twenty eight percent
to say completely healthy.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
They're fine.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
So I do have a question.

Speaker 9 (09:36):
At any point in time, do you like not feel
any pain at all on your body?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah? That is a good motion.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
It was like right now I'm like, oh, okay, my
neck has pain.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I mean you really think about it. Do you ever
feel one hundred percent great? Yes?

Speaker 8 (09:53):
I mean you always have like a stiff neck or
or for some reason your foot hurts for no reason.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Okay, So how you say you never get headaches unless
I have something like that, I typically feel perfectly fine. Really,
I don't have back problems. I don't have you know,
like you're talking about, you know, these different things are
a little like slight pain somewhere Nope, or even that,
Like you know, during the week when we have this
stupid schedule. Yeah, like I think maybe I've just gotten
used to it. But I don't feel unless I've gone

(10:20):
like days in a row completely off, even that weird schedule. Like,
I don't feel like extra fatigue. It just feels normal, right,
I got.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I feel totally fine.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
So you feel out of the ordinary. Yeah, knees are.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Fine, these are fine, My back is fine. My I
mean yeah, in.

Speaker 8 (10:35):
General, I think I feel pretty good. The only thing
on the list I think is digestive stuff. I used
to think like diarrhea is essentially the baseline of life.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You know.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Well, I've told you.

Speaker 9 (10:46):
Sitting next to see me, I can hear her stomach, yeah, loudly, right,
And it's not.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
From hunger because I'm eating all morning.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
So in October I will be forty nine. But I
have officially hit the age and people said it was
gonna happen, and I will do this. I make noise
when I get up, and I make noise when I
sit down, so like when I first sat down, go
oh oh, yeah, it's more of a relief sound yeah,
because like you got so comfortable and like you know,

(11:14):
now you got to move again.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
And I do that thing when I get off the couch,
I kind of stand up and do a lean forward.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Before get yeah, to give yourself that momentum.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Right, all right, Well, anyway, again, we don't have access
to the phones today, but you can send us a
text message. Send your text over to two to nine
eight seven. We are on board the Disney Wonder and
we're making our way through Alaska. It's a port day today,
so we got some excursions going on. We'll tell you
a little bit more about the different excursions than things
that you could do when you're on a Disney cruise,
because you're gonna go on one. Yes, because you're gonna
win one from the Woodi Show. As you know, we

(11:45):
have a Disney cruise that we are awarding this coming Tuesday,
once we're back at headquarters. And the keyword today a
different keyword each day. Legend L E G E N D.
Legend is the keyword today. So anytime between now and midnight,
you just want to go to our website, the Woodieshow
dot com and enter it there for your chance to
win The Woody Show and we are into another new

(12:09):
hour be insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It
is Thursday morning, it's a free Friday yet yeah, it's
May twenty ninth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
I didn't even look to see are there thirty or
thirty one days in May?

Speaker 7 (12:20):
Thirty days September number one, there's thirty one. I got
to do the palms.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Paday okay, yeah, oh really, I didn't even think about
it that. I thought that's what you're looking for.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
No, no, I was, well, okay, what's the thirty days
has September, April, June, And.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I go slower, dude. Thirty days has September, April, June,
and November. All the rest have thirty one except for February,
which has twenty eight. I'll never remember heard that one. Really.
There's some kindergarten.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Stuff that but I've never understood it.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I just have to do it.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
There's also something that people do with their knuckles, yeah,
like this, like yeah, so if you make a fist
and then you go like uh, January, February, March, April, May,
so May would be on a knuckle, which means it's
got the thirty one one. It's higher right, and then
once you get to the pinky you go back to
the knuckle because two in a row have thirty one.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, that's way easier than you're rid thirty days.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Wait yeah, okay, hold on, so I might have got there.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Okay, thirty days has September has September, April, June, and November.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
The rest have thirty.

Speaker 10 (13:19):
One except for February, which is Black History name I think, right?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Is that how? Because I remembering that kindergartener first grade?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, except for Black History Month, the shortest month, right,
and that's geez right anyway, My name is whatddy?

Speaker 4 (13:35):
That is Greg Gordon Menace is here?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is up? Woody?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
He's doing all things social media while we're on board
the Disney Wonder make it our way through Alaska. Follow
along at the Woody Show. Uh, Gina grad good morning.
Sammy is here? Morning, dumbass Tyler on the on the
technical side of things, helping make the broadcast go around
DJ Tim Martinez coordinating and making things happen. Again, we
don't have access to the phones, but you can't send

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us a text over to two two nine eight seven
text over whatever you got. You can win your very
own Disney Alaska Cruise. We've got the keyword for today.
The Thursday keyword is legend l E G E N D.
Anytime between now and midnight, you just want to go
to the woodieshow dot Com enter the keyword legend for
your chance to win your own Disney cruise. We'll have

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the grand prize winner drawn on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
What was the big.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Highlight for everybody yesterday?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
It was so much fun.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
It was glacier day overall for the ship. Yes, don't
you don't. You don't go into port anywhere. You just
kind of go through this area. I forget what the
area is called, but and you get to see all
these glaciers and there's wildlife and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
So that was a big highlight for the ship.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
Everybody's like all over the different decks and binoculars, camera.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Watch or watching. If you have one of the rooms
that has the veranda, you can watch from your verandas.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
It's the perfect kind of day because you're seeing stuff
but you don't really have to do You don't have
to walk to you don't even have to deal with
walking anywhere, going anywhere.

Speaker 9 (14:59):
And I think that's why I had my highlight because
it was very romantic. Myself and Dat we've got some
ice cream cones. Yeah, and we just sat and looked
at the glaciers together and were like, wow, this like
really happened because again, like six years ago, we talked
about maybe going out to Alaska on a cruise.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
A couple's cruise. Yeah, and here we are together.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Men, even though MENACE's wife is here on board. Notice
he said he had a romantic day Tyler even though
his wife's here.

Speaker 9 (15:26):
And I have to see your wife around like maybe
one Yeah, Tyler, she's doing other stuff. But Tyler and
I ice cream cones together.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Did you interlock arms like when you do a champagne
toast at a wedding? Yep.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
MENACE's wife has been out there like having a great time.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah she was.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
She was out there. She's eating like crazy. Oh she
could put it away. But she was out last night
with DJ Tim Martinez and my wife Seemmy, were you
out with them for with them for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I went back to the room like all right, I
see you guys later. And they stayed out and they
kind of raged.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
And she did that thing where she went to the
gym that's she's going to party and eat as hard
as eating drinking a lot. I guess you know what.

Speaker 8 (16:09):
I'm seeing people do a lot of it. I actually
was considering is doing the jogging and or walking because
if you do three laps around the fourth floor, it's
a mile. Oh really, So I've done it twice. You
have not the whole mile, but I've done the walk
a few times, both directions. It easy accident.

Speaker 9 (16:27):
Tyler and I we walked with Nacho to the gym
to go check it out. And the spa is right
there too, So I know you guys were thinking, so
you went to the gym, then, yeah, they're doing the
spot thing on Saturday. They have this thing it's called
the Oh my god, what is it called the villa
I believe anyway, So it's like this veranda thing that
you have to said out the outdoor patio on it.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
And so it's like my wife and I are gone,
We're gonna like, hang, I'm this hot toup. They're gonna
bring us champagne.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
And we get to see the sights because like apparently
like on that day, like the scenery that all the scenery,
it's always good. So, like you hang out in the
in the hot tub, they bring you champagne. Then they
do like this foot scrub thing, which I'm you know, whatever,
you're all about it now, Yeah, I don't care about the.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Foot scrub part.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
But like then you go into a ninety minute massage,
a ninety couple's massage, and I'm like that sounds awesome. Yeah,
that's a wheelhouse for you, especially because like outside, I
mean even yesterday, all day it was rainy and cool,
which you would think would be a bummer. Then you're
on a cruise. Yea, it's awesome for the I mean
it's I don't know, it just seems very Alaska. It

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doesn't even feel overly cold, No.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Not at all. And they packed we all went to
see a movie. They packed that movie theater. It's just
that you don't feel like, oh I shouldn't be inside today, right, Yeah,
it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, So like yesterday, I think my highlight other than
you know, just in general change of scenery.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
I always like, it's always really good.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
But like we went to dinner, went and met everybody
for a couple of drinks afterwards, had a couple of tequilas,
and and then I went back to the room and
I got some stuff. I was like productive, like outside
of work productive. I had like an insuranceing to figure
out I would not do that I have I have home.
But I'm saying, like, I feel good when I'm productive.
These things that I've been hanging out there because you're

(18:12):
too busy to get them done in your regular life.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
And an insurance issue.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
That was easy.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
It was It was easy.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
It's a renewal on the homeowner's policy greg, you know.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
But then no, I have homework for the for the
flight school thing, Like I have to get all the
grounds school done by the time we get back so
I could take a test and do the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
So like I got a lot of that done.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
So it was cool. It's good.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah, but it's at your own pace. My wife is
out with everybody else parting. Excuse me, guys, all.

Speaker 11 (18:34):
The napkins doing all the fun stuff. Yeah, Sammy highlight,
My highlight is honestly all the food that you can
have delivered to your room. And I know that's crazy,
that room service addict.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I am horror.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah, it's like I'm walking around and eating and taking
food to go and then having food delivered to my
room once I get there because I feel like I
just need something else. The availability of the food and
not having to go anywhere for it, it's pretty nice,
incredible of this entire ship in my room because it's

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nice because you can see all the scenery from your
room view and just it's it's convenient.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Like I said, I'm.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Going out places too and eating and doing other things,
and then I'm back in my room and I'm like,
I should eat again.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
She's just not done. What it is about cruises that
makes you want to eat?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
You go out, you socialized. That's the cool thing about
the cruise because it's like everything you have is right there.
It's like the easiest errand is to go out get
whatever you need, or like there's an activity.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
She went and did the napkin.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
There, Oh my gosh, that's right, and the napkin folding.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
It was fun.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
She came out and she met like MENACE's wife, Nacho,
my wife, Tim Martinez whatever, and myself.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
She didn't have a drink, but like you were all
out for drinks and she had a water.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
That was fine.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Yeah, But then she went back to a room and
I like the pace of it.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Do whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, highlight Ginograb Yeah, well I.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
Would say my delicious, delectable nap I took in an
empty room, which ruled. But my real highlight was there
was this incredible show called The Golden Mickey's and it
was so theater and it was like a thousand people
in there, and out of a thousand people, somebody came
up and chose my kid to go on stage and
be one of the seven Dwarves. And we were so

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proud of him. And the thing I was proud of
is I thought he'd say no. I thought he'd be
too shy, but he goes yes, yes, yes, he went
right with him.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Now, of course he signed. He's a mouse coutier and yeah,
obviously a manager.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
But it was I had such pride watching this little
kid on stage and he loved every second and that
was great because I was at.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
The show too, loved it.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
And they came out with little beards.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
On because they were Yeah, he had the best time.
He's very proud of himself.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Greg Gory highlight from yesterday.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Two words dueling pianos, you can't stop talking, hanging out
with Nacho and t Maar and Uh, that was so
much fun.

Speaker 8 (21:00):
I had never done this before. So you make requests,
hand them to the two piano players and then they
just do it at random. Tim was dancing in front
of everybody. It was so much fun and it was
a blast. And they were playing like good songs, not
like show tunes.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I figured out Disney songs, but.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
They're playing like oh no, they're playing the Killers. They're
playing whatever you requested. Of course I requested depeche Mode.
It was so much fun and they're good.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
No.

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got something here for a throwback Thursday. It's one hit
Wonders of the two thousands. Oh, I'm very curious, abou
don't quote me.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I look it up.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I got the list here summer. I think it's Rolling
Stone did something about it. We'll see if you would disagree.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
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guys seem to love these lists where we're going over
these different songs. People put these lists together all the
time of best whatevers. Well, and it was true. I
looked Rolling Stone. Thank god, I committed. That's a memory.
Rolling Stone ranked the fifty best one hit wonders of
the two thousands, and at number fifty was Daniel Powder.
Remember that guy, Daniel Powder?

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, sure, so.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
I've always hated his name. It reminds me that there
was a movie. I think it was like the nineties.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, the guy that was like albino. Yeah, that guy
creeped me out. Yeah, totally. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
And I know it's not it's frawled electrified or something.
Yeah yeah, I don't know, but like, yeah, this dude
had no other hits. Every mom stationed out there, this.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Is our banker.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
It's like it's like when everybody's having John Mayor for
a minute.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Oh yeah, I had this song on my iPod.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
You did?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, all right, song do you want to go? Because
they ranked them do you want to, I'll start. I
can't give you all fifty We'll started. How about twenty okay, alright,
one of the twenty at number twenty, Yeah, the sound
called He's not the best of his clip, so I'm

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going to spare.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
You the I never would have thought about this song
again in my life where we.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Played everyone, I totally forgot about it. But number nineteen
nine days absolutely story of a.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Girl sat absolutely when she's.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
It seems like a song you would hate. Would I
love this song?

Speaker 9 (24:51):
Really?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I can't. Yeah, this is like early two thousand skit.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
This is like you will say, two thousand and one.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Also, I didn't even realize this was a two thousand song.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, it's like two thousand and two thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
All right, that's number nineteen on the list from Rolling
Stone the best one hit wonders of the two thousands.
Now this next one, just looking at the title, I
don't remember it, which is kind of stocol, which is
which is odd for me. But the name of the
artist is Eden's Crush and the name of the song
is get over Yourself.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Yeah, yeah, urban pops, I guess because I wasn't using
tampons at the time.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
You weren't Tampa.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, I just know it because I was working on
a station. I was playing it out that time.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Ten sounds like a Sammy song.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Yeah, do you think I've heard it?

Speaker 12 (25:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
And then another one at number seventeen, which I'm not
familiar with either. It's D four L laughy taffy.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Oh yeah, laughing taffy.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I love it, like, yeah, that's too much. That's too
much bood bounce for it is a yeah, take it
easy of it. They're gonna throw us off the ship.
She started, take it easy? Yeah, this I mean in
this time, same time, like right around what was that?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
What was the guy?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (26:16):
I put my hand up on your head?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
When what do you did? It was that?

Speaker 4 (26:20):
It was around that time like Mambo number five, blut bega?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
What was the name of the was it the dip?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
It has to be what else could we called the dip?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
So freaking now?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Freak nasty?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah yeah, freak yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Women in the world, you know you can see what
it was. Yeah, this this song was This might have
been even like late nineties. This might have been like
ninety eight, ninety nine or something like that. He did
kind of I'm not gonna lie, so I totally know it. No,

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that sounds kind of you're straight back then, Yeah, it's true. Yeah,
it was a different world. Rolling Stone best one hit
Wonders of the two thousands at number sixteen, Nea Sky featuring.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Move your Body. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
I yeah, and that's what this is two thousand and four.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's another songa sky. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Well, let's see, man, let's we have access to that
kind of sky. They have another song that goes.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Sky. They're actually radio DJs too.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I can't sky Sky, alright, stamp stand by Nina Sky.
Let me turn this crap off, hold on, move your body?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, this is it?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Wait, what's the other song that had
that in it?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I think probably a lot of.

Speaker 12 (28:11):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
No, there's another day.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Their songs got remixed to more recent songs in it
not in it No. I mean it's a popular word,
so it's sure it's using a no, I know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
It.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
It was like a big like like a p O
D like remixed some songs. You're way off basically.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Anyway, let's see.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
So that's Ninas Guy at number sixty, number fifteen, uh
is a song from the year two thousand and nine, Bulletproof.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh yeah, I love this alight.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Then number fourteen, Oops, oh my tweak with Missy Elliott.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah yeah, Smaster, I remember that one.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Whatever? All right.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Now, let's get to number thirteen, two thousand and one
American High five Flavor of the Week.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
But here's the thing, Uh, American High FI. I don't
believe was a one hit one fit.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
You like every like nineties movie? Yeah, am I with
the hot girl walking towards you?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Maybe they were Maybe I'm getting I think I'm getting
in confused with all American rejects.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
They're like pulling up to the high school in a
jeepers of course. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
They had another song called The Art of Losing, but
I don't I don't remember that one, all right? From
Rolling Stone. These are the top one hit wonders, the
best one hit wonders of the two thousands. Everybody knows
the song at number twelve. It came out in two thousand.
It's from Baja and Dogs. This song was fun when
it first came out, and then it got used in

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every commercial for like Frozen, TV, Dinners.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
And anything that had to do with dogs when it's
just about insulting ugly.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Chicks, which makes that which is why the song was funny,
and all of a sudden it became like kids Bob, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Another funny thing about that song is now you remember
when they said, oh, if you played reggae for your dogs,
you're away, like, yeah, they love reygae. But so I
would use that Alexis device, I'll use the Echo device
and I would say, hey, play reggae, and they would
always start with that song, of course, and I was like,
are they gaslighting my dogs because of not being let out?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
They're being put in.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
And kept in Back Thursday, Rolling Stone the fifty best
one hit Wonders of the two thousands at number of eleven,
Truth Herds featuring rock cand.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Called Addictive.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Pages.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
This you know, okay, it's not surprising.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
There's so many songs that, like, you think everybody on
planet Earth knows that we're using so many things, but
yet she doesn't know it.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
But then this one she knows.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
I know when this song got played in the club,
Las got second the Click five at number ten, just
the girl really dumb, Tyler knows that's a Tyler jem right, there.

(31:42):
I don't remember this one.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Remember, not at all, not at all really where you
were good?

Speaker 13 (31:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
It sounds good. This sounds like kitso it does.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Oh that's why we waited.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
That was so like the peak moment.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
That's what we waited on.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Okay, hello, worth it all right. It's a song called
Never Leave You. Lumite is the name of the ars Ah. Wait,
this is out everybody else?

Speaker 14 (32:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, for sure, I thought this was Ninas. Guy.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
That's that's number nine.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Alright, guys, we're on a lot of rock stations and
there's a lot of people going, I don't know right now,
but universe, this is this is one I think everybody
will know because it was using a lot of different things.
Number eight, two thousand and one on the Rolling Stone
Best one Hit Wonders of the two thousands, Blue Cantrail,
Oh yes, hit them upside.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
There's another oops song.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
There's a lot of oops oops. I tell you, I
love the song. Change to the Station, The Worst to
deal With and you wonder why You're a one hit wonder.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Number seven on the One Hit Wonderless of the early
two thousands, crazy Town Butterfly.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
But this is a year two thousand.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Says in the movie Orange County, and they hold dances breaks.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
All like friends, and I just.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Like on repeat over and yeah, did they have another song?
I know they had a couple of the singles. I
don't think any mo in the title it's called Stars Crazy. Yeah,
it's called star We will invest get it.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Right now, guys, crazy Town. This is very important.

Speaker 14 (33:43):
Sorry, I to you know story spris that was not
a hit, was known that was a huge hit, Story Surprise.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
You know this song?

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Yeah, you know this song.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
That's though.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
It's Paul all can Fold Shifty shell Shock. They give
the credits, right, Yeah. Butterfly h yeah, definitely. You know
you're a one hit wonder when you look at your
top songs on one of the streaming services. It's Butterfly.
Butterfly twenty twenty one recorded remastered. It's a bunch of

(34:23):
different Verger same song, all right. Number six on the
One Hit Wonders of the nineties, I'm sorry, One Hit
Wonders of the two thousands. According to Rolling Stone, number
six is a song called my Neck, my Back licked,
my Day, My Dead, my Day again.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
You need to take anas on the Disney cruise Lost.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Is Dead, My Day she.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Knows what she wants.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Were in the top five. I'll make this quick so
you can wrap up who was saying the reasons. Then
number four and tips Game.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
Everyone in my house all the time, and I don't
know why, even the kids.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yes, it's so great, so random.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
I know. Number three best one hit wonders of the
two thousands, according to Wellingstone Will Afford, I want to
be bad.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Oh yes, this is Sammy jam right. I don't think
I know the song? You don't know?

Speaker 8 (35:33):
Apparently number three on their lists. That would be a
good name for a compilation of Sammy jams.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, Sammy jammys.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
You know, how do you guys not know these songs?
They were everywhere all right?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Number two lip Gloss by Little Mama, Oh yeah, Glo kill.

Speaker 15 (35:51):
This seems like something that I've never heard both. I
think I feel like this is when they put super
high on the list just to give people to go like, really, yeah,
a strange order of the yes.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
But then number one, I think it's a song that
we can all agree on. Number one the best one
hit wonder of the two thousands. According to Rolling Stone.
They ranked fifty of these things. Weedst teenage Dirt band

(36:26):
or great song. I remember when they came out though,
Like this came out right around the same time as
Crazy Town Butterfly, and things were super heavy at that time.
There was a lot of rage and corn and you know,
system of a down and things like that, and then
this song came out and everybody's like, what the hell
is this? But it ended up becoming a generational anthem.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, universally loved. Am I wrong? Or are there women
in this band? But the dude is singing this far?

Speaker 16 (36:50):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah? But there is women women, but I love his voice. Well,
there we go.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
There's a thank you stone you like the like these
little fun less suffo. This one made me feel musically
illiterate though I didn't.

Speaker 12 (37:06):
There's a lot of how I feel.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, I like that. We're gonna take quick frank more.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
What show on board the Disney Wonder making our way
around Alaska?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Come up next?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
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Speaker 3 (37:31):
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We are in Alaska, we are in port.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Today. We're going to do a chetoo train.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Ride today railway. You make it sound like a kiddie ride.
It's really very cool.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Yeah, I'm not saying it's not cool, but like it's
a chew choo.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
It's a cho choo. It's a rail we're going away,
We're going on railway.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
It's a rail car.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
It's not a clip, it's a magazine. Yeah right, yeah,
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Traveling always interesting for Greg Gory, It's always an adventure.
I always look see traveling to me has just become
a thing. I just just do it partly, yeah, and
it doesn't bother me. And then I look for I

(38:35):
look for like dramatics.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
I I try to book on Spirit Airlines hoping to season.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
We get knocked out.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
You know, what was the what was the story there?
Was just a story that just came out like yesterday.

Speaker 7 (38:44):
Yeah, this chick got arrested at Sanford Airport in Florida
after allegedly hitting this kid during a flight.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Now I want you hitting a kid.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
No, Now, I want you to look deep into yourselves
and you tell me if she was right or not.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Okay, So was it closed fist lunched a kid or
we're going.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
To tell you all right. It went down when this
kid reportedly was.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Calling her names like fat and miss piggy, and she
said and said she couldn't fit in the seat. So
they say that the witnesses that were there said Christy
Crampton responded by hitting the child with a fist and
then with her water bottle and then slamming his head
against their plane.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
WO to okay with it.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
That's why I said, you got kid?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
And also they hold this kid? Where's the parents?

Speaker 7 (39:27):
They were close by and they did not want to
get them. They did not. But she told cops the
kid was rude, pushed her arm. She said I was
just trying to discipline him. However, they said her actions
were beyond discipline. So she's charged with felony child abuse
ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Bond in order not to have any contact with a random.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Kid because I got that jury summons, was supposed to
go to jury duty and fly right. If I was
on that case, I'd be like, not guilty, excuse. Yeah,
you know what, good life lesson for this kid. And
I think it says a lot of the parents didn't
step in im everything.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
It takes a village.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Yeah, what do you mean losery thing of the parents.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
He's agreeing with you, like those parents are losers that
the minute one bad word came out of that kid's Now,
they should have stopped.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Because parents are We're talking about the physical aspects. If
they were standing, if they were if they were right
there in the same row. But like from what Gina's explaining,
they were close by, so they might not have overheard
what the kid said. Okay, but in response, wait, I'm sorry,
what did my son just say to you?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah? Good, hit him again, put him through the window,
go for it.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Hit him again. I don't care what the water bottle.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Yeah, that's probably the least of it, though, Yeah it
might I'm picturing yeah, like a Stanley mug.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
But they.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
But also slammed them up against the of the plane. Yeah,
totally fine with it.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
I thought you don't think you but people be like,
you should never hit a child under any circumstances because
kids are dicks.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
It takes a village. Yeah, kids are dicks, and that
that's going to be a lesson for that kid. That
kid will now going forward, that kid will now going
for at least they twice.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
I really believe that to be the case. Now, the woman,
I don't think she's not gonna go to jail or anything.
She'll get like a she was released on. Yeah, but
if it goes to any kind of cour like, you know,
not guilty. Yeah, the passion, Yeah, that's it.

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And please welcome Caroline everybody.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Okay, another representative from the Fine Company Disney Cruise Line.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
So you get to where are you based?

Speaker 12 (42:21):
So right now I'm currently on the Disney Wonder. So
we're based out of Vancouver.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Okay. So you you you are a person who's on
the ship at all.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Times, on the ship at all times, okay, because.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Some of the other people we talked to, like they
come aboard for the cruise to do these kind of
things and then they go off and they do other things.
But you are a permanent while a semi permanent resident
of the Disney Wonder exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
And so how long are you on board for at
any given time?

Speaker 12 (42:44):
So about sixteen weeks at a time.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Wow, damn.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
And then so where do you live when you're not
on the.

Speaker 12 (42:49):
Boat in Montreal?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Oh okay, sweet?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Where you are on the ship, there is their whole
wing just for you guys.

Speaker 12 (42:57):
So we're spread out throughout the ship, so we on
all different decks, on all different levels.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
And yeah, and you can find your way around with
your eyes closed, I'm sure exactly.

Speaker 12 (43:06):
Yeah, I've been doing it for about thirteen years now.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
So obviously now when you go on a vacation, you
don't go on a cruise. I'm assuming it's kind of
like you work at pizza hut, you don't need pizza.

Speaker 12 (43:17):
Yeah, right, Surprisingly, sometimes I do what a Testaments of
the ship.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
It's called.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Well thanks for joining us, and what I guess what?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Uh what?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
The better person to talk to than somebody who actually
lives on a cruise ship. It's quite a it's quite
a thing. I mean, I watched a documentary about one
how they build they were building I forget what what
Disney ship they were building.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
The Disney Wish, the Disney Wish.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Okay, so I watched that. It was in the state
room on one of my other Disney cruises. And we
watched that whole thing and it's incredible, just the way
these things are put together, the engineering behind them, how
the whole thing works.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
It's like a it's an independent city on.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
All oiled machine.

Speaker 12 (43:57):
Yeah, everybody has their roles and their jobs, but we
all work together. We're a little community.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, and so, but as the passenger, you don't even
realize because all these things are happening behind the scenes.
It's part of the Disney matchic, I guess. But it's
it's pretty cool and so kind of walk us through,
like Disney cruises, what do we need to know?

Speaker 12 (44:14):
I think the best thing about Disney cruises is especially
the Disney Alaskan one. It's my personal favorite. Itinerary, to
be honest with you. So it's a cool, immersive experience.
There's something for everybody. So if you're a foodie, there's
different port adventures where you can do like the Salmon Bakes.
You can do more historical tours. If you're somebody who
likes hiking, an adventure, there's something like that. For all

(44:35):
the animal lovers, they have the dog slide, the wheel
watching and to see the beauty and the nature and
to see it's just incredible and the wildlife.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
But the Disney is not doing year round cruises to Alaska.
I'm assuming there is like a certain point of the
year Frosty. Yeah, going to Alaska might not be like
the best idea.

Speaker 12 (44:55):
So we sail from Alaska from May till September. And
actually for next year, it's going to be the first
year that we're actually going to have two ships leaving
out of Banking Alaska, which one couple opportunities. It will
be the Wonder and the Disney Magic.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
So our systems. Oh that's cool.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah, because those two ships were built like around the
same time, right exactly. They came out around.

Speaker 12 (45:15):
Nineteen ninety eight and the Wonder, which we're on right now,
was nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah, yeah, so there's similar ships, similar in size, similar
medis and yeah, layout and things like that. But yeah,
so that's May through September. You ever, I mean, because
you're mostly on board, right and so like what are
you what's your day to day responsibility on it? Right
now you're talking to us, but if you aren't here,
like what other responsibilities do you have on board?

Speaker 12 (45:39):
So I'm the manager of guest Services, so I oversee
all of the guests and the crew services that we
do offer on board, and the immigration compliance aspect of
the vessel, so coming in and out of port and
making sure that pairing up with local customs and immigration.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
So when we get into port and you have like,
do you guys get days off? No, so we don't.

Speaker 12 (46:00):
But the nice thing is is, so we're on board
for about sixteen weeks at a time.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, and you kind of like hold.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
All of your vacation days and then you have two
months off. Okay, so now we're talking a continuous summer vacation.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
You've heard about people like three days off, four days off, right,
four days off, three days on, Like then they do
it kind of like my cop uncle, that's how his
schedule worked.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Four months on months.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
So it's kind of the same thing.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Sixteen weeks off or sixteen weeks on, eight weeks off,
eight weeks off.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Wow, Okay, it's a dream job, really Okay.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
And then from you know, dealing with the guests and
everything else, like what seems to be the id I tenerize,
but the excursions that people come back with the best
feedback on it.

Speaker 12 (46:45):
Depends on what you do or your family dynamics. So
if you're doing something with a little bit more smaller kids,
that are usually the whale watching or the dog sled
tours aways.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Yeah sold out.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah, well, Carolin, thank you for owning us, Thank you
for having me joy the rest of your day. Thank
you for giving us a little insight. You can win
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But all the other Disney cruises they do they go
the warm places too, career because yes, usually the ones
that I've been on in the past is the first
time I've done the Disney Alaska cruise.

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Speaker 1 (47:27):
Thank you again.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah, we are on
board the Disney Wonder. We always talked about our hours
and about how our hours are worse than even other
people that do the same job. So as you can hear,
you know, as the morning goes on, it gets louder
in this room because people they show up for their jobs,
showing up. When we got here, there was nobody else
in here besides us, and now all of a sudden,
there's like all these different people here. So on the side,

(47:57):
that's right, everybody's doing their radio show, other radio show,
like our our friend Carrie from our Sisters stations here,
we have a B Dub from Portland and yeah, b
Dub he's on a bunch of different radio stations on
country stations throughout the country.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
So you can go talk to him, Sammy, get your
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Speaker 16 (48:12):
Do that.

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Speaker 3 (48:48):
Well, it is the end of May, going in the
June graduation season, and like the college kids seem.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
To get out way earlier, feels like it for sure.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
And then the high schools depending on the like some
of our friends, like their kids aren't getting out until
the middle of June. And then we have other people
who are graduating like here in the next week or two.
So it's graduation season. And so to address the class
is an annual thing that we provide here at the
Woody Show. Greg Gory, who is just full of wisdom. Yes,

(49:20):
Greg Gory, provides us with a commencement address. They have
Kermit the Frog show up, Yeah they did.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Did you see that one? And again the voice is weird.

Speaker 7 (49:29):
How would you feel about that if a hand puppet
Gavier he inspired legend?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
If it's just some like random weirdo, I know what
id or like you get like some really active and
actual cool celebrity right, terrible. But for those of you
who have a bunch of different lame os coming in
for your graduation, this is Greg Gory. You can record it,
use the podcast and just play it. This is Greg

(49:57):
Gory's commencement to the class of twenty twenty five, And.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Good morning, class of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
You did it.

Speaker 8 (50:05):
You cross the finish line. And now you get to
wear a cheap polyester robe that makes you look like
you joined a cult. And today you get that embossed
piece of parchment paper that'll make you feel important on LinkedIn.
And you funded your professor's luxury conferences in Aruba via
tuition hikes, and that was just a mere dress rehearsal
for funding hypodermic needle exchange programs via property tax hikes,

(50:27):
and that's going to be fine practice for paying jacked
up sales and gas and income taxes to fund even
more luxurious and nefarious pursuits by politicians who, for some
reason society treats like celebrities instead of employees.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
But I digress.

Speaker 8 (50:42):
Really, this is the time I should be saying something inspiring,
like the future is yours.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
But let's be real.

Speaker 8 (50:49):
For all we know, future is a flaming trash pile
and you're only armed with a few wet paper towels
to put it out. I'll have you know, Greg used
to be a lot more inspiring, right, Yeah, well, then
maybe this will inspire with some real advice. Don't just
work hard, work loud. Confidence often beats out competence. Ask

(51:11):
anybody who's just sauntered backstage without a backstage pass. If
you look like you know what you're doing and you're
meant to belong wherever you are, those around you will
also believe you're where you're meant to be once you
get backstage. Don't look lost, don't look meek, Just lean
against some giant amp and cop an attitude. And the

(51:32):
same goes for the workforce. If you wear expensive shoes
and you nod thoughtfully, not many people question you, and
bonus points if you throw around words like synergy and
paradigm shift. Now, as you've learned, being deep is given
lots of value being a deep thinker, having deep thoughts,
having big deep ideas. Well, how's this for a deep breakthrough?

(51:57):
Last year, scientists weren't just editing g They moved on
to what's called base editing. They used it to cure
a genetic disease in utero, as in before the baby
was even born. We are now just a few tweaks
away from designer babies with perfect pitch and perfect teeth,
glowing eyes and an urge to be successful. And not

(52:19):
last year, but two years ago, scientists built a tiny
shape shifting robot that can melt and then reform. This
was literally that imposter cop and terminator too.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
It is made of a magnetic gallium alloy that becomes
goo and then it reforms on command. You know, no
big deal, just to metal shape shift. Arhe And who
is the world talking about today? Chris Jenner?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
She is sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
She has a new and improved face thanks to some
very elite cosmetic surgery. Sure, a team at the University
of Texas created an AI system that reads brain activity
and turns it into real, eatable text. But have you
seen Chris? Generallyly, it's amazing. She's a walking miracle, a
sixty nine year old hottie, a near clone of her
billionaire daughter. She now looks like the sister instead of

(53:13):
the mom of her other billionaire daughter. And sure, three
D printers are now printing living tissue, including ears and
skin and even a prototype kidney.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
But who else is everybody fawning over today? Lindsay Lohan?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
She too looks incredible, as she's the epitome.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Of swanning up. The point being, don't chase purpose, chase esthetics.
Purpose does not get your likes. Purpose does not get
your followers. Filter Jim Selfie's due amen fake, but deep
captions do. That is brand building. People tell you to

(53:54):
be humble, but it's more important to be marketable. People
tell you to be kind. How that worked out for Allen?
Be unbothered. Now, if you put the words of knowledge
and networking side by side, the little greater than symbol,
it's eating the word networking because that douchey fratbro who
partied through school but also went to brunch with a

(54:15):
VP's nephew, he's now your boss, So get used to it.
Intelligence is great, yes it is, but it doesn't photograph
like hotness. The people at the top they're not better
than you. They're tired. They're very tired. They just have
slightly more expensive clothing, slightly worse knees. They're bluffing their

(54:36):
way through life with confidence and maybe even a new face. Now,
you might hate your job. You might hate your coworker.
You might hate your job and your coworker. You might
hate your job and your coworker and your salary. Or
you might hit the jackpot and only hate two out
of the three. That's what they call balance. Now, speaking
of that paycheck, money does not buy happiness, we've heard that,

(54:57):
but it does buy security, and it buys plane tickets
and Johnny Walker Blue Label and most importantly, botox, all
of which improve your moods significantly. So do what everybody
else has done since the dawn of time. Fake it
until you're overpaid. You'll be very lucky in this day
and age to get a job even near the field
that you wanted. And if not, congrats, you'll be a

(55:18):
barista with a double major in a existential dread in
Norwegian poetry, long live optics. The real degree you just
earned is the ability to lie on a resume with
terrifying confidence. And when all else fails and your peers
are creating liquid robots and mind reading AI and three
D printed kidneys, and you're spinning your wheels, racking your

(55:41):
brain looking for the next big thing, you can always
be the talk of the town, nay the world, if
you just get a new and improved face. So chase
your dreams, or you can chase somebody rich. But either
way you did it, you're gonna be just fine. Stay delusional,
because it's working for everybody else. Congrats class of twenty

(56:03):
twenty five.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Ry Well said, nice work, my friends.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
The world go do it.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Yeah, welcome to it. Who needs smarts when you have
chat gp T life Hack? I mean, look at Menace.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Yeah, menus. This is what he've been saying, like I've
been saying. He's been for a decade on the show.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Who Cares, can't spell, can't read whatever, like exactly right,
and he's thrived.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
I am one of the world's dumbest people when it comes.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
To uh, book stuff whatever, book learning.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Somehow I've thrived. I used to know all the state capitals,
like all the president where's that gotten? That way that
went out the window.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Yeah, it goes back to the saying your network is
your net worth.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
There you go, thank you, there you go. I will Gregory,
nice work, thank you. We are on board the Disney Wonder.
Congratulations to all the graduates, and we throw that out
there as well all the people going through fourth grade promotions.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Or yeah, what is it?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Promotion's motion.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
It's a promotion ceremonial. And my daughter just had her
sixth grade promotion.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
You got promoted to.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Junior high So next year it's seventh grade because then
it used to be just kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Then it was eighth grade. Yeah, and then high school.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Now it's basically now every celebrated.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
So now they'll do like a preschool promotion into kindergarten,
kindergarten into elementary school, elementary school, into junior high, so
sixth to seventh grade, then out of junior high eighth
and the ninth grade, and then.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
High school graduation.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
No, of course I did.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
But yeah, we called it junior high. Then they called
it middle middle school.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Yeah, same thing.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Anyway, when your very own Disney Cruise for just tuning in.
Today's keyword is legend l E G E n D.
Anytime between now and midnight, enter that keyword on our website.
Just go to the Woodieshow dot com. That's the Woody
Show dot com. Hi, welcome back everybody. Hey, nice job,

(57:58):
Greg Gory, Thank you very much on the commencement address.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
If you miss it, you can go back on the podcast.
You can hear it there.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Oh, I know what it is.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
It looks like food star in the show.

Speaker 7 (58:10):
These are Benet's Restaurant.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Yes, yeah, love it.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Wow, that's how you know they love us.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Thank you. That's what Love Love is dusted and powdered sugar.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Yeah, yesterday we got delivered because we were an Animator's
palate doing the show from there, and then today we're
in Tiana's and yesterday was that salmon.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, salmon with little mashed potato, which.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Is nice, but this is definitely more my speed. Oh yeah, man,
I love me some good sweets. Menace, go ahead and
give us a taste.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Drive all right, So it has a chocolate sauce.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Fresh beignetes, which you know they're they're donuts. Basically, they
got the powdered sugar on the top of a little
little dipping sauce. Look a little chocolate sauce on the side.
Look at Menace using a fork like civilized person.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Man, Yeah, what do you.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Think fresh rush, warm, warm, delicious? All right, chocolate is
very chocolate. Don't trip on on your computer, Greg, No,
very precarious.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yeah, all right there you go.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Oh yeah, perfect and addictive. Yep, oh good good news.
Ben ye's a here, guys, Yeah, yeah, just what we needed.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
More food.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
We're gonna sink the ship. There's gonna be We're gonna
like Gena. How much you say you gained like eighteen. Yeah,
I hadn't eaten in like four minutes.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Alright.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
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Speaker 4 (59:47):
All right, So, uh, here's a story.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
I was thinking about Greg because Greg and I might
do something like this, like because I've been known to
bring the leaf blower out oh yeah, into a public
place and clear because there was like one my public
there was one area in the neighborhood where I was
walking a lot because going out and doing exercise, you
know exercise, and uh, the leaves were just like covering and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
It was it was like it wasn't comfortable to walk on.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I kept waiting for the homeowners association, those people to
do their job that I pay for and get that
cleared up, and they wouldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
So I went out there with my own leaf blower
and business I cleared it up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Greg has been known to like at an intersection in
around his neighborhood if there's weeds growing up in the
little like center island thing like where people make the turns.
He will go and he'll weed that because so everybody
does their part. Well, there was a story guy in Charlottesville, Virginia.
His name is Kevin first of all Cox. He got

(01:00:42):
arrested because he painted his own crosswalk on a busy street.
All right, why not paint across walking speed bompt like
a curb red? But not Yes, we thought about that
when we had the neighbors, the inconsidered neighbors parking their
in front of the mailbox to the point where the
mailman kept leaving notices on their car saying, hey, you

(01:01:05):
can't park in front of the mailboxes between this time
and this time. That's reasonable, And they, after so many warnings,
they stopped delivering the mail to us and we had
to drive to the post office to go get it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
That wasn't even your car, wasn't out of a car.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
And then the mailboxes that they were parking in front
of didn't even belong to where their house was, so
they got to go. The mailbox for their house was
on the group of mailboxes across the street. They screwed
all these other people, So I thought about I thought
about doing that painting, and then who would enforce a
fake red painted curve make tickets on the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Parking?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
That's they've been number.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
They talked about it non stop and they yeah they
told cars they don't Yeah, yeah, goodnyway. He knew it
wouldn't last.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
This guy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
He even used a non permanent water soluble like the
spray chalk to do it. He said, he just did
it to to prove a point. He said, the residents
have been trying to get the traffic under control for
a while. Yeah, they can't get the city to do
anything about it, so he decided to take matters into
his own hands.

Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
Like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
A neighbor who uses a wheelchair said that Kevin's actions
are heroic. Greg okay, because there's no access to a
crosswalk anywhere nearby, and with how fast the drivers are
going through the neighborhood, it is just dangerous.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
So hero not though I guess you can't paint your
own crosswalk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
He was the right thing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
So here's how it ended up. He was charged with
property damage even though it was a non permanent water soluble.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
It's like it rains in so every kid that does
sidewalk chalk is properly and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
He's facing up to a year in jail. What he
hopes he can get off okay, because he used chalk
and not actual paint. He's also hoping that the case
gets the city engineers to reconsider putting something there, and
apparently anything in.

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
City property that getting a speed bumper a stop sign
is next to him possible.

Speaker 16 (01:02:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Well, here he is talking about painting the illegal crosswalk.
Here we go. You can't get traffic control camp.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
If the police won't enforce the law enough to communicate
with people, then we.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Have to turn to physical methods to slow drivers down.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
After I put the first thin line down, I heard
people in Amazements, Hey look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
The drivers see it and they're slowing down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yeah, look at that. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
In the this whole neighborhood happened years ago that I
used to live in one of the neighbors because they
would put those little signs up and say kids at play,
Like if there were a bunch of kids that go
all the neighborhood, kids would come outside and be run
across the street.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Yeah, just put a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Little warning up and then it wouldn't stop people from
just halling. Ask in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
So the people.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
So these guys went out and uh, the one neighbor
he went out and he bought his own like removable
speed bumps. Okay, they're basically you know, like spike strips
that cops have. Yeah, same kind of thing, except it
wouldn't do damage. But they were very It was like
it was like it was like a pretty good like,
uh what angled triangle, like a rubber like high. It
was a pretty high trying like a rubber triangle, and

(01:03:56):
it was on like a rope and he just pulled
across the street. And so if you went over those
things pretty quick, you thought your tires were flat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
It was like, I know what I'm buying this one.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
I don't know where he got this thing. He got
it somewhere online.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
But then when the kids are playing, he put that
sign up and then just beyond that, he dragged this
thing and you would see it you're looking out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
It almost looked like the size of like a curb.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
It was, so I can envision that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
So it's it stood up pretty tight. So if you
went over it, it certainly got your attention.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Yeah, looking up on Amazons.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Yeah, remove it like yeah, it's like temporary removable speed
bombs or temporary speed bombs for you know, neighborhoods.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Yeah, it's got to be on Amazon. You can find everything.

Speaker 9 (01:04:38):
Oh yeah, they're right here. How much are they They're
a little pricey to forty worth it? What's your kid's
life worth safety? Well, I don't have any like two
hundred nothing. All My little baby is my French bulldogs.
Let's say, all right, a thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Dollars I'll buy him. Then, Oh what do you think?

Speaker 12 (01:04:58):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Not fan of the chocolate. Really, you don't even need
the chocolate.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
There's a coffee flavor in the chocolate.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
Which oh yeah, you're not a coffee person.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
You now just go in raw. I'm raw dog the manue.

Speaker 8 (01:05:09):
Oh yeah, I do that all right. Now I'm taking
another bite to see if I just cerned coffee. There
is there's coffee in there. I'm telling you, I promise
you there is. I'm super sensitive to it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Yeah, like if there's any olives, I'll find there because.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
You're drinking a coffee over there. Yeah. The Begne soil
is very good, very good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Oh yeah, I'll take that. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
I'm gonna finish this spignet. We are on board the
Disney Wonder. Today is uh, it's it's a portant day,
it's an excursion day. We're doing the chew Choo train today.
Yeah uh and so yeah, we got a lot going
on here on board. We want you to win your
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(01:05:47):
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Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
We got more from the Disney Wonder with the Woody Show. Next.
Hang on, this is Nony.

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It has bad like a boom boom, and we are
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It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
And today it's a pre Friday. It's Thursday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
It's May the twenty ninth, twenty twenty five. We are
on board the Disney Wonder and a good morning to you.
My name is Woody. That's Greg Goring. You menace, good morning,
good morning. Follow us on social media at the Woody
Show see on the things that are happening while we
are cruising through Alaska. Today's a port day. We're gonna
have some more information about the different things that we're
doing today, but and also some some more information about

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those who are gonna be on a future Disney cruise.
Things that consider. You can win your very own Disney cruise.
I'll tell you about that in a second. Gina grad
good morning. Oh hi, we've got Sammy. No access to
the phones today, but you can send us a text
two to nine eighty seven, that's two two nine eight
seven and win your very own seven night Disney Alaska cruise.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
The keyword today is legend l E G E N D.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Anytime between now and midnight, just go to the woodieshow
dot com enter the keyword legend and you could be
winning your very own cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
We have a representative from Disney Cruise Line here with us,
Andre Andre Andre, and call you Dre. Does Dre work, Yes, sir,
it does well. I'll welcome Dre.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Thanks thanks for stalking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Thank you you guys on board. Yeah, we're having a
great time on board. This place is way nicer than
our studio. I'll I've been on I've been on a
number of Disney cruises. This is the first one that
my wife and I've taken without kids, so it's a
different perspective. But this is the first one that Gina's
been on, and she's got her steps on here and
he has and he's.

Speaker 7 (01:07:49):
Having the time of his life. Yeah, if you have
any questions about the Ocean Ear's Club you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Asked me, Drey is here to talk about like the
different things. So you know, Disney Cruise have something for everybody.
So even if you're coming on board with your kids,
you can have them go to these clubs. These the
kids clubs, and they're broken out by age groups, right,
and so this gives you, as the parent, the opportunity
to go and do your own thing, explore some of

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the adults only areas of the ship, whether it's the
the the pool, the hot tub. You know, you can
go go do something at the spa, or just go
hang out somewhere. And you know, I heard people like
to go somewhere and just find a quiet little nook
and read books and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
How crazy is that?

Speaker 12 (01:08:32):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
So, but dre So from the Kids Clubs can tell
us more about that, like what are the kids doing?
I had never even thought about what they were doing
once I dropped them off because I was just about
my own thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
The exist.

Speaker 13 (01:08:45):
Yeah, that's what tells about these clubs. Yes, there's a
lot of things to do at the clubs. As you
pointed out, there's three different clubs that are for different
ages of kids, and we also have something that's called
the It's a Small World Nursery, which are for toddlers
that are six months old due to years old.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Okay, so is that the minimum? Because that people to
ask me that before they go, oh, well we get
this new baby. I'm like, I think they have a nursery.
My kids weren't that young when we first brought them
on board. They were they were little, but they weren't
that young. So six months six months to once they
turned three them they go to the next.

Speaker 13 (01:09:17):
Club, which is the Oceaneer's Club and ocean Eer's Lab,
which is probably my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Of it is so cool.

Speaker 9 (01:09:22):
I walked in there the other day and what I
liked about it is there constantly. It's not just like
a room that they go and they hang out in.
There's constant entertainment. You have characters that come in. When
I was in there, you had Mickey and mini dancing
with all the kids, and then the overall aesthetics of
the place.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
It's top nine Andy's bedroom. Everything is larger than light
Flunky Dog. Oh my god. Like I said, we'll tell
you all about it. You can dry animation, seals and crafts,
and of course the big draw for my kid, they
have a four square competition. The older boys love the games.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Marvel characters yeah there as well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Yeah, they do a lot of entertainment.

Speaker 13 (01:09:58):
As you guys mentioned, the space is divided in different sections,
so for example, you have Andy's Room where all the
toys are the size of your kids, so they feel
like if they were in the room. Also, Sheriff, Woody
and Jesse make an appearance and have a personal experience.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
With the kids.

Speaker 13 (01:10:15):
You also have the Marvel Superhero Academy where you get
to train with the superheroes, so you'll get to see
Black Panther and Spider Man. There's also another room that's
themed to Frozen, so you'll get to play Orla. Yes,
I mean there's a lot to do in those In
those clubs, and then the Ocean Eer's Club has activities
all day long, games for all the kids with supervised counselors,

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so kids are there to have the time of their life.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
And those counselors are phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
And then explain to everybody how it works too, like
the communication system, like when you for the helicopter parents
out there, the ones who want to know where their
kids are, How do I access my kids?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
How does that system work?

Speaker 13 (01:10:55):
Yeah, it's definitely so. So you sign up the kids
at the club and based underages. Either you have to
pick them up if they're the younger kids, if they're older.
You can also allow or give permission for them to
go in and out as they please, so that gives
a little bit more flexibility. The other great thing about
the clubs is that they open pretty early. They open

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at nine am and they go through midnight. And another tip,
another pro tip would be if you guys decide to
do a port adventure that's adults only, and you didn't
know what to do because it's only adults. Once the
ship lands on a port, the kids club opens at
the time that the ship lands.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Brilliant.

Speaker 13 (01:11:34):
If the ship ports at six am, then the clubs
open at six am.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
So that's the way you're able.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
To love and then be able to have you and
I would assume there's that they'll be fed and we
can all move on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
From that definitely.

Speaker 13 (01:11:46):
And the great thing is you can take them in,
take them out, take them in, take them out as
many times as you please, so you can have the
family time with them, and you also can let them
have the time with other friends that they can make
during the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
And then for the older kids, even older than that,
this is the that's Viber Edge. That's the Vibe.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
The ViBe's for kids fourteen to seventeen years old.

Speaker 13 (01:12:06):
So if you're fourteen, it's great because you can choose
to go to the edge or go to the vibe,
or or do both right, And if you're fourteen to seventeen,
then you can go to the Vibe, which is for
the older kids. That one opens a little bit later,
so that one opens until one am.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
On that club.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Also, isn't that at the highest point of the ship,
That is correct, that's like deck ten on this ship.

Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
Yeah, And for the younger kids who are just dying
to know what the older kids are doing, we took
advantage of the open house so we could at least,
you know, see and he could kind of check out
the other video games and all the cool stuff, So
that was really.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
A nice part.

Speaker 13 (01:12:40):
Yeah, that's definitely an advantage. They do several open houses
throughout the tenerary, so you can go and check it
out and take a look yourself of what the kids
are going to be doing and all the activities they have.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Well, Andres said, thank you for taking a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
I just want to I think it's a really important
part to let people know who are planning these cruises
that man, you are not shackled to your kids the
entire time. Disney will take care of that. They got
the kids clubs on board, They got a lot of
adults on the areas that you could take advantage of.
And Dre, thank you so much for taking a couple
of minutes. When your very own Disney Alaska Cruz, we're
giving one away. The keyword today is legend l E

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G E N D. Just go to the woodieshow dot
com enter that keyword legend anytime between now and midnight
for your chance to win. We got some more Woodie
Show coming up. All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Yeah, it's a pretty Friday's Thursday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
We are the Woody Show. We are afloat on a boat. Yes,
we are here in Alaska support day today. We have
some excursions happening. We're gonna be doing a bunch of
different stuff over the next few days that we'll be
telling you all about it. I'm super excited about the
seaplane thing that I get to do. Yeah, hope you
enjoy that. I'm really excited about that. There's like some
lumberjack thing I know that Tim Martinez is going to. Yeah, yeah,

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I'm surprised, Greg and your friends.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
We are going. Okay, Lumberjack show. Yes, it's huge.

Speaker 9 (01:14:05):
So hyped on this Lumberjack show because it's basically like
the Lumberjack Olympics where people like run up and stuff
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Yeah, it's really cool. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
So anyway, you can win your very own Disney Alaska Cruz.
The keyword for you to win today is legend l
E G E N D. Same time between now midnight.
Just go to the woodieshow dot Com enter the keyword
legend for your chance to win a trip. It's you
and three other people, so to all a four you
and you could be living the Greg Gory lifestyle with

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the four people in the room. But you got because
you have four four adults, four adults. So if it
was like, you know, two adults and two kids, if.

Speaker 8 (01:14:42):
It was, I mean it's fine for adults. Kids would
be easier. But there's the full on bed that yeah
for me and Mario. And then you got a couch
that folds into a bed. You have an actual Murphy bed.
And then above the couch, we haven't opened it yet.
You need a special key, like they'll turn it down
for you if you ask them too, so we didn't

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need it to. But then it literally lowers from the ceiling.
Different bed.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
But that that bed that is the couch to the
bed is so.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Comfortable from the ceiling. I bet you like Tyler and
I couldn't be on that. Yeah, there's gotta be a
one bottom bug.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Well, here's here's a funny story. Two quick things.

Speaker 9 (01:15:19):
Tyler is using the couch bed, which he says is
very comfortable. But Tyler knows how to cohabitate because I
don't know if you know this. He has five brothers
and he grew up in a two bedroom house. Oh yeah,
was in a three bedroom house. But yeah, six boys
in two rooms, so bunk beds were used.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
So it is it weird?

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Saying in the same room as Menace and his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Ironically, I'm kind of used to it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Yeah, all right, So anyway, if you want to win
your trip, your very own cruise legend is the keyword,
just go to the woodieshow dot com enter that keyword
there for your chance to win. We have a little
dumb ass contest today, and normally when we do the
dumb Ass Spelling Bee, it's like menace and how can
you spell these very simple words? Yes, but today we
have this list and what is the list over there? Gena,

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It's like the most common words that people have a
problem spell.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Exactly. They asked people what is the one word you
can just never spell?

Speaker 10 (01:16:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
And this is the list?

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
All right, So these are the most commonly misspelled words
by adults who otherwise I think know how to spell. So, yes,
I'm a terrible speller. Menace is obviously a terrible speller.
But also we have Greg in the midst of this one,
who's a great speller.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
I hope I know you you are. You're a really
really good speller. Sammy spelling is okay.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
It's okay, I'm before e except for see that I know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
That I knew.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
All right, so, uh, Gina, Yes, we have the words.
What is the first word?

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
The first word is maintenance, maintenance, maintenance. I always have
a problem this, they go.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Everybody's scribbling this is now knowing this is commonly misspelled.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
I'm completely second guess.

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
Yeah, me too, all right, all right, word number two,
the second word is diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Always have to google that diarrhea. All right, everybody's still
writing menace on the second word.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Okay, well we can go back like once we have
the words, we have the words like, we'll have time
to go back and double check them. Okay, So number
one was maintenance to diarrhea.

Speaker 7 (01:17:17):
Number three convenience, Oh god, damn it, this comes with
a convenience fee. Number four on Oh yeah, Sam, he's
got half the word written.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
All right, four, Good luck to you guys. Number four
is boot near near. You know you put a boot
near on your gentlemen and a corsage on your lebelo ear.
Oh my god, I know that one's wrong. Okay, No,
I'm not agree.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
You don't know how to spell that one. No, Greg
boten ear, I expect more from you. Yeah right.

Speaker 7 (01:17:51):
Number five necessary menace says it is not necessary to
know how to spell.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Don't look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Here.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Number six, Number six.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Occasionally occasionally sammy and menace kill at the spelling game.
A number seven accommodate when in doubt, GPS or chat
GBT will.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Accommodate your bad spelling, okay. Number eight embarrass.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
I think I remembered this word from Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Oh embarrassed. You don't want to embarrass someone by calling
out the terrible spelling. Oh, all right. Number number nine,
I'm excited for you guys to do this. One receipt,
don't I'll get your receipt at the drug store, all right.
And number ten and number ten seese seize the day, everybody. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
So this is where we'll have some time to go
over the list and double check our spellings. Number one
was maintenance maintenance, okay, maintains, all right.

Speaker 14 (01:18:56):
Number two is diary diarrhea chah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Okay, no, no, that was just for me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
Number three is convenience.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Number four boot near booteer. That's that's number four possible, alright.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Number five necessary necessary. Number six is occasionally occasionally. Number
seven is accommodate. Number eight embarrassed embaris nine receipts and
then ten sees.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Okay, time all.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Right, So I tell you what, let's uh, let's take
the break. This will give everybody a chance to look
over no cheating, everything on a napkin.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
He's folding it over.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
So we can't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
You're supposed to look.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
He was already trying to read it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
So what if Tyler sees it?

Speaker 9 (01:19:51):
Because it throws me off, because I know it throws
you on anyway, because I don't know which ones are wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
So we'll take the right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Those are the ten words, and then we'll see how
many out of the ten each one of us got right.
These are common, the most common misspelled words from people
in general, not just terrible spellers like menace and myself,
just ever from Greg on down.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
I just I get the list. I just don't know
who is ever spelling bootenir as well?

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
You would be clout florist.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Yeah, so Gina, you're not. You're you're running the list
on this one. How confident would you have been on
these words I.

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
Would have gotten Maybe I'd like to say I would
have gotten seven, but probably six.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
All right, So okay, how about this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Look over your list, everybody, okay, and then make a
guess on how many you are willing to say, are
right going into it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
The confidence?

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
She just said seven out of ten?

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Uh like, how many do you think you're gonna write?
We're gona take a break, we'll come back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
We are on the Disney Wonder when your own Disney vacation,
your Disney cruise vacation to Alaska.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
The word today is legend l E G E n D.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Just go to the woodieshow dot com and to that
keyword sometime between now and midnight for your chance to
win and the exciting conclusion of the dumbas spelling Bee.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Show, and we're back.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
I don't know how confident everybody is. We're gonna find
out here in a second. We have ten words. It's
a dumbass spelling Bee. You're a bore the Disney Wonder yep. Now,
you would think we'd be more relaxed, our brains would
have been more at ease going into this as opposed
to be in our normal environment there in the studio.
We're we're looking out. We have a nice little window

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here where you can win your very own Disney Alaska cruise.
The keyword today is legend L E G E N D.
You just want to enter that keyword anytime between now
and midnight by going to the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
All right, so we have the ten words.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
These are, again, Gina, the ten most common misspelled words,
and not just bad spellers, everybody and every for everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Yes, we have ten words.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Maintenance, diarrhea, convenience, bootineer, necessary a keytionally, accommodates, embarrassed, receipt
and sees so menace.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Out of the ten, how many do you think you're
gonna get right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Zero? Zero?

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
There's not one word on the one may be very close.
We did ask, by the way, we did ask the
spell spell legend earlier this morning. It was l e
gu It was more like lagoon lagoon.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
A menace is guessing zero out of ten? Zero, Sammy,
do I wanna win a prize if.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
I get right?

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
I'm guessing seven out of ten?

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Do you think seven out of ten?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Greg? How many I'm confident on? Eight? Eight out of ten?

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
I think I'm gonna get six? Six out of ten.
I think I'll barely above because there's a couple on here.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
That man, there's one. I mean, it always gets corrected.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
It always comes up as like nope, dumbass, wrong spelling, Yeah,
all right, So, uh, maintain is the first one, manace.
Give us your spelling and maintenance. Uh, m A I
n t A n c E maintenance, all right, Sammy,
give us your spelling.

Speaker 12 (01:23:11):
M A I n t a I n A n
c e.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
All right, Greg Gory, give us your spelling and maintenance one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
I'm not confident on m a I n t E
n A n c e. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
I spelled it m A I n t E n
a c e oh I, which I know is wrong,
but you skipped a little maintenance manton.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Alright, that's wrong, all right, all right? Who got it right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
The winner is Greg Gory? Greg alright, so.

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
Greens got Greg's got one point. Give us the correct spelling.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
M A I n t E n A n c
e A n c maintenance.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
I thought it was like maintain n s Yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Right, all right. Word number two here in the dumb
spelling B is diarrhea, menace.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
How do you spell that?

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
That was d i r r e a all right, Sammy,
terrible d I A h A r r e a
all right, Greg Gory, d I.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
A h r r e a all right, I spot.

Speaker 12 (01:24:16):
A d I A r r h e A.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
The winner is Woodie if anybody knows diarrhea, and then I.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Changed, and let me tell you why.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
I think I have a better handle on that one
than maybe anybody else here, because as we're doing the schedule,
every once in a while, I'll put something on the
schedule for the.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
Show diarrhea of topics.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
So it's it's a word that comes up every once
in a while. I swear that's how I learned it,
cheat spelling.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
It all the time. Dire ka I A r r
h e A diary.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
All right, it's a diarrhea, all right. That's number two.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Dumbass spelling B word number three convenience menace spell convenience
c O n n E.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
N A c e.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Alright, well I know that's wrong, all right, Sammy, c
O n v E n I E n c E.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
That's exactly how I spelled you too, exactly. The winners
are Woody, Greg and Sammy. Yes, I was right, No, Sammy,
we could get boot neer.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Right, okay, all right? Uh, next word is booteneer men
a spell boot neeer b O O.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
T A n I E r E sounds right, Sammy,
it does sound b o u t i n e
e r.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
That's exactly how I spelled it, okay, b ow u t.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
I n e e r boot near. I'm so off.
B o u t t e n i e r.
The winner is nobody, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
And it had an extra tough one because there's an
accent over one of the letters.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
To count that b o U t o n n
i e r e. That's stupid, well brillion years stupid.
I couldn't even do it now that you just said it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
You know what, that little thing over the letters not
that is not necessary, which is well said necessary menace.

Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
Give us your spelling. That would be n e s
s a r y one more time. N e s
s a r y.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
All right, Sammy, n e c e s s a
r y. That's exactly you and I I think are
in the same way. Like when it comes to spelling,
I spelled it the exact same way, Greg, I believe
I have it the same any c e s s
a r y triple.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Three, Woody, Greg and Sammy are correct.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
All right, all right, so we got another point there.
So Greg and I each have three points.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Sammy, you have two points menace, you are still on
pace for your guests of zero?

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Correct that?

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
So that was number five, number six occasionally menace, go
ahead and give us your spelling of occasionally.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Let's just throw it out there, guys, A C H
A N T L Y. You started with an A.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Wait, we do that again.

Speaker 9 (01:27:17):
Occasionally occasionally, thank you, and occasionally it's a special occasion.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Occasionally it's not an a, it's an oh?

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Or is it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
See how I hear it? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Occasionally Sammy?

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Occasionally O C C A S I O N A
L L Y same same three way win.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
Sammy, there we go, and.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Or four Okay, making our way through dumb ass spell.
Most people are most people are I know these are
the most commonly misspelled words like good spellers, bad spellers
for our dumb as spell B. So it's myself menace,
Sammy and Greg all try to guess. Next word is
accommodate menace.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
A C O M M A t E commodate?

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Nailed it? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
It's Sammy A.

Speaker 12 (01:28:15):
C C O M O D A t E.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Same same A C C O M O D A
t E. That's got to be right of all three
of us, say that one more time, Wading, I think
you might changed c O M O K T. Yeah,
I think we all The winner is none ya, really,
that's what I want to say. That's right.

Speaker 12 (01:28:38):
It's a C c O M M O d A T.

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
You know, it's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
When I heard Menace spell it, I thought, is there
supposed to be two ms in there? But then I
was like, why am I letting Menace have me question
what I'm spelling?

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
All right, rude, they have so much shame from that
side of the ship.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
He was right, all right for that word. Word number
eight is embarrass menace. Uh uh, embarrassed. I am E
R E S S embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Show show Tyler your napkin? Is that really how he
spelled it?

Speaker 16 (01:29:16):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
Unfortunately?

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
That is how he spelled him cameras, thank you? All right?
So again it started with an I one more time,
menace embarrassed. I am E R E S S. Cool?

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
All right, Sammy E M B A R r A S. Okay,
Greg Gory, this game is so scary. I put E
M B A r r A S S.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
That's exactly how I spelled the two rs two s s.
The winners are woody and grad.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Al right, wrong, I got the wrong sound effect. Okay,
you're just too used to hitting that. butN right, Greg,
we each have five.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
I know this is scary.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
Five points, Sammy, you have four?

Speaker 16 (01:30:03):
Do I?

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
No, you have three? I give you. I give you
a point, right, Mom, I waited seven. I'm confident on
the other two.

Speaker 12 (01:30:08):
We are.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
I need to get one out of the next two
to hit my six predictions. Right, yeah, all right, So
number nine is receipt receipt menace. All right, look on
this street, receipt r E god r E s c
I E T E r E s p E c T.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Cost to me.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
Okay, Sammy r E c E I P T saying.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Say r E C E I p T we've got
a three way. Wait, yeah, three way?

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
All right, six, Sammy, there's more.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Yeah, all right, we have one more word.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
These are the most common misspelled words. Good spellers, bad spellers,
dumb ass spelling. B. The word is cees, as in
ces the day. And if you just put c apostrophe
s C C c C, that's a lot of these cs,
like all the c's men spell c's s e e

(01:31:13):
z e s e z eh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Sammy s I e z E s I e z e.
All right, s E I z e.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Okay, so I spelled it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
S E I z E.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Sam and I are again on the same sad E.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
S E i z e.

Speaker 7 (01:31:35):
Though Sammy and Menace actually were very close. The winners
are Greg and Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
Yes, oh, so I actually got seven s E I
z E.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
I got seven as well.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
You got seven.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
I can't wish diarrhea.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
It is unbelieved. I'm telling you, this is such a
boost of my confidence.

Speaker 16 (01:31:55):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
It is unbelievable that Greg and I got the same
score on this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Look at my diarrhea. I had the right way and
then I made it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
The wrong way.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
I'm saying, like, it is unbelievable to me that Greg
and I because I look at gregor go wow, he's
like so smart, like book stuff and spelling everything else
and sigations exactly right. And I am, I am, I'm
notoriously a terrible spell But you did really well.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
I can't believe it. I know we're twinsies.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Yeah, this is really embarrassing for Greg mcgre For me,
that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
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Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Hang on, be right back The Woody Show, hight Bug Back.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
It's a pretty Friday on the high seas. Yeah, it
is Thursday morning actually, and where we are it's even
an hour earlier than what it is for you guys
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Yeah, there's that weird time change there.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
No, I'm all thrown off.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Yeah, range yeah, so yeah, because we they call it
ship time, yes, yeah, And I don't know when we
go back together.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
I guess once we make that U turn.

Speaker 9 (01:33:22):
I remember a couple of days ago, I was trying
to explain ship time to Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Yeah, yeah, not well, so we're making it is a
Disney cruise aboard the Disney Wonder. This is my second
time on this ship and it's funny man, like all
of a sudden, you know, all your memories kind of click, yeah,
and you remember exactly how to get to this place
to that place, and you get the lay of the land.
I think anytime I've been on a cruise ship you
get the la It seems pretty intimidating.

Speaker 8 (01:33:47):
If you've never been on one, you're like, wow, it's
so big. Your first step on, you're basically lost.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Yeah, but then you get your bearings pretty quickly and
you can figure it out when your very own Disney
cruise vacation to Alaska again and uh, they sail on
these Disney Alaska cruz from May all the way through September.
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(01:34:13):
Prize drawing will happen on Tuesday when we get back.
Final Destination is one of those movies that's out right now.
I've never seen any of the Final Destinations. I have
an I've seen clips like I've seen more about like
the Logging Truck.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
I've seen Roller Coaster. I like the premise I know
somebody that's obsessed with those movies, and that'd be.

Speaker 16 (01:34:32):
Ya, T dumb ass Tyler. Not exactly obsessed, more just fearful,
I guess, but fun fact. So when we first left,
we went under a bridge right outside Vancouver. That bridge
is the main disaster bridge for Final Destination five.

Speaker 8 (01:34:47):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Oh that's a scary one. I love that franchise, Woody.
I think you'd like it. Yeah, I'll check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
You know how people say like, oh, music saved my
life or whatever, Well, this, uh, this woman says Metallica
saved her and her daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
So the her name is Kristin. She had her husband
or fourteen year old daughter. They were scheduled to go
to the Metallica show in Blacksburg, Virginia, and the night
before Kristin and her husband decided to go to bed
early so they can get plenty of rest before the show,
because you want to be able to full new rock
out of the Rock, and normally they would have been
up several more hours watching TV, but they wanted to
be well rested. But since they were in bed, they

(01:35:24):
avoided a truck that crashed through their house directly into
their living room. Kristen says, quote, I thank God every
day for Metallica saving us, because that's exactly what did
it nice. Wow, James Redfield saved obviously because a truck
destroyed part of their house. They did not make it
to the show, but she wrote the band a letter

(01:35:47):
and thanked them for saving her parents. That's the little
fourteen year old girl. And so Metallica's got to get
them to a different show, which.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Is Enter Sand Truck, which is which is pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Talk has saved their life.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
Men, that's what else is going on in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 9 (01:36:04):
Well, this has been hot news for the past couple
of days now. A two reality stars that Greg and
I are obsessed with. That would be Todd Chris and
his wife Julie. So I saw the headlight about this
right there. Yeah, they got a president's pardon.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
Yeah okay, Sola explained to me and the rest of
people who have heard the name but don't know exactly
what they do, like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Okay, there's yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:36:27):
They're basically a southern family that have a reality TV
show that you can watch on Peacock right now if
you want to catch up on.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
It, and super heterosexual very much in love.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
Yeah, we yeah, Todd is Yeah, he's a manly man.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Was just kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
We we think he's sus But that's why we love
him so much, because he's that funny.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
He's over the rainbow hundred just because he owns a
couple clothing stores.

Speaker 8 (01:36:52):
Yeah, I think they're there. Their fortune came from owning
department stores. Yeah, but then they got in trouble because
they borrowed more money than they could pay back, and
then they would borrow against that et cetera, et cetera, untinggic.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
Yeah, so that's why they that's why they got busted.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Yeah, legit stuff. Uh huh.

Speaker 9 (01:37:10):
They get a presidential part. And this is what I
want to ask you, because I have to give it
up to their kids. Their kids have been going hard
for like the past i don't know, three years of
trying to get them out of jail, like every single day.
So what is the vessel to do that is like, Okay,
let's link up to whoever's the president's going to be.
And so they campaigned hard for Trump and like they

(01:37:31):
spoke out all his rallies and all this stuff, knowing
the end result is like, hey, if Trump gets elected
we can probably ask a favor to get our parents
out of jail.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
The plan worked out, and now they're out of jail.

Speaker 9 (01:37:43):
My question is for Woodie, if you go to jail
for some reason, do you think your kids are going
to go hard every day for three years to try
to get you out of jail or are they gonna
be like, ah, sucks for you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
No, I think they.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
I think they would, but they wouldn't do the legwork
to figure out how to do it. Like I'd have
to be like them from prison. All right, the puppet
master dog, lis'sen up, this is what I need to do,
and then go to my daughter, Hey, you love daddy? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
All right, so hey, this is what he means to do.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
You're gonna write this guy his name is Donald, make
sure everything is spelled correctly, and then you do a
lot of sucking up.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
But how lucky is Todd? He was facing decades?

Speaker 9 (01:38:26):
He right, well it got down to twelve years. He
got twelve years, his wife had seven. And now they're free.
So and now they can do a follow up. Ye
oh yeah, I mean their show ran still like it did,
get taken off the air just because they went to jail.
So all right, what do you have another thing for you?
Now you know how to make your wife super happy.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
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Speaker 9 (01:38:51):
It's called t Be Tiny. It's no official launch date,
but she did file the the trademarks for it. Want
to pick up some jewelry for your lady? Get ready
for some Britney Spears jewelry.

Speaker 7 (01:39:03):
I always think she left a lot of money on
the table not having a pickle company called Brine Spears.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Real, that's a good idea. That's great.

Speaker 9 (01:39:11):
Oh, speaking about people that who said that he's been
sus for years, but I don't believe it. Hugh Jackman,
I didn't know he was actually divorced for the past
couple of years.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Yeah, he's been with Sutton Foster Broadway fame.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
I had no idea because I don't pay attention Broadway.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
He does NERD.

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
But yeah, he's been with this uh sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Chick for a while. She was original, thoroughly modern milling.

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
Yeah, now his ex wife is kind of upset.

Speaker 9 (01:39:36):
She's hashtag devastated because this girl is moving into the
penthouse that she basically like revamped and rebottled.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
So she is all upset by that. And now I'm
sure she got a nice payoffs.

Speaker 9 (01:39:48):
But Greg, you say that, but imagine all you poured
your heart and soul in remodeling a home.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
I'm surprising the divorce she didn't just get that. No,
I understand.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
Before I moved here for this job. Uh, we had
this house. I finally got it to exactly how I
wanted it. We did all this stuff and then ended
up moving for this job. And so we went back
to go visit some friends in the old neighborhood and
I met the new people who were living in the
house in the time, the house that we had just
moved to for this job. It was nowhere near where

(01:40:19):
we wanted. I had to start the process all over again,
and they're living in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
That I.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Rewards from your hard work.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
You know, they were very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
I was kind of stand offish to them, so I
kind of get it, like I don't have any kind
of like tied to them other than they bought. They
were nice enough to buy the house and their financing
went through and everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
I got paid walls.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
Yeah, yeah, but I'm like, man, I like finished the basement.
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
I had the whole house wired so that at every
every room that was just a TV on the wall
with a remote. There was a big rack in the
basement that would just control everything in the house. I
had this thing pimped out. So you feel for his
ex wife, yes, because then it's as soon as it's done,
we're like, all right out here, guys, we're moving. I
didn't have to move, but then.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
I wouldn't have been with you guys bad on this
boat together. You would have never been on the ship
right now?

Speaker 9 (01:41:09):
Yeah, all right, Well, megafans Spencer and Heidi Pratt, you
know them, right, she Heidi is the one that called yeah,
called Woody Woodsy you hear all the time here on
the Woody Show. Well, their house burned down and the
Palisades Fire in southern California, and they're saying that it
just costs way too much to rebuild, so they're probably

(01:41:30):
not going to be able to move back into the
neighborhood that they lived in before. And I've been hearing
this a lot, like the cost is to rebuild is
insane because they said that they they still have to
pay the mortgage on the land, right and then they
would have to pay the mortgage on the rebuilding of
the home, and it gets mulligan.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Yeah, it just gets too crazy. So they said they
won't be able to afford it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
And it depends too on what your insurance was when
it happened.

Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
And then also when everybody is trying to rebuild, the
prices go way up to build a house because everyone's
trying to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:42:02):
Yeah, that sucks for them. Now another person, Oh no,
let me get to this one. So Jeremy Allen White,
he has the same issue that Sammy has. Well, people
say that he is actually just faking his signature. Now
Sammy doesn't like to write her signature in front of.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
It's such a big deal.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
Yeah yeah, and I guess for special people train Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:42:29):
I mean, I'm excited about the train that we're going
on today.

Speaker 9 (01:42:32):
Yes, Well, they're saying that they don't know if he's
trolling people or he just doesn't like to write a
signature in front of people. But if you look up
his signature online, it's just a couple of scribbles and
it's like changes constantly.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
So I think this might just be trolling or it's
a timesaver because they're always just gravitating how many.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
People are asking him for a signature?

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
I know, right, Oh it's Jeremy Allen White.

Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
I'm sure a lot, but yeah, you don't want to
sit there and kind of take a long time to
write it and have it.

Speaker 8 (01:43:01):
Look not No, I mean I think it's into a
scribble because you're walking out of a theater or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Yeah, and then you're just scribbled or clamoring.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
Like Greg, Greg, totally, my signature is a scribble. It's
so much more convenient.

Speaker 6 (01:43:14):
Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:15):
The bottom line is it just doesn't matter. No one's
looking at your signature.

Speaker 8 (01:43:18):
It's not a big do you have to get a
hotel room or whatever? You have an actual signature, Sammy, Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
No, you I used to do.

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
I used to like formally do my whole name, and
it still looked like a third grader was trying to
do cursive, you know, like it was bad that I
was like, I'm going to just adult this up a
bit and just do a whole scribble. That way, no
one's going to look at it and go like, oh,
that's if you're trying to make it look good and
it doesn't, then that's worse than just scribbling.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
Like you could do some kind of scribble thing where
it's almost just your initials, so it's something shorter, but
you make it look intentionally slap.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
Like I do a big G scribble, big G scribble.

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
Yeah, see exactly, that's kind of mine. Yeah, one in
Hollywood scribble and then the big f Yeah, big as big.

Speaker 6 (01:44:03):
Find it alarmingly like Jeremy at Whites.

Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
Yeah. By the way, I'm looking across a couple of entertainment.
You guys remember Joshua Jackson, Yeah, on Dawson's Creek, and
he's been in a bunch of other stuff since then.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
But anyway, mighty Ducks.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
They're talking about like it's a big deal about how
he ate four thousand calories a day to bulk up
for correct, four thousand calories, Okay, big deal and Rookie
talking about Gina and she's like, oh, like, dude, that
trip that's that's like a tiny bit more than a
normal Yeah, two trips to that soft served ice cream
station on the pool deck here on the Wonder you're

(01:44:41):
a regular, Paisy, Yeah, look at us, Like wow, look
at Joshua Jackson here, four thousand calories to bulk up.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
It's basically a breakfast at a half a lunch pretty much,
pretty much? Wow, all right, well, thank you very much, Menace.
No problem again.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
If you want to win your very own seven night
Disney Alaska Cruz, what you could do is just go
to our our website, go to the Woodieshow dot com.
Enter the keyword today, which is legend L E G
E N D, and you have a chance to win
your trip. He'll do the grand prize drawing on Tuesday.
We're gonna take a quick break more. Thursday Woodies show
is next. Hang on, all right, well that's gonna do it, everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
Yeah, another show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
I'm on board, The Disney wonder in the Books. Yeah,
Thursday at pre Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
All done, Zoe.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
If I want to go back, you can catch the
full show podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
Just go to the woodieshow dot com for the throwback Thursday,
we did the one hit Wonders list of the two thousands.

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Yeah, songs I hadn't even thought about, and songs I
hadn't even heard that that's on there.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Also, I think the highlight of today, besides the bennets
they brought by, those were delicious. I think it was
Gregg's address, his commencement addressed to the class of makes
to take on the world.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
Greg, you did.

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
You did a fantastic John, Thank.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
You very much.

Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
It's been one of my favorites for the past couple year.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
Yeah, I mean yeah, Greg does this? You know like
you would have like the the what they call it?
The uh who's the person?

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
What they what do you call it? When you do
the speech at the commencement.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
The ledictorian, our keynote keynote.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
There you go, Thank you, Greg. See he's so smart,
right smart Greg? And the keynote address.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Anyway, find that the dumb ass spelling bee the words
that most people can't spell. See how well you do
on that. It's all there on the full show podcast.
Just go to the Woody Show dot com. Tomorrow is Friday,
wrapping up a week broadcast here on the Disney Wonder.
We'll have another keyword that you can win your own
Disney cruise, the one for today. Anytime between now and midnight.

(01:46:42):
Just go to the Woodieshow dot com enter the keyword
legend L E G E N d uh. That is
your chance to win your very own seven night Disney
Alaska Cruz anytime between now and midnight the Woodieshow dot
Com coming up for you tomorrow. We'll do some fail
stories also on the show tomorrow. Who are you following?

(01:47:03):
Because Greg's got a weird feed these days, it's so strange,
it's inexplicable. And then Gina has this one account that
she is following that she is turned into a little
a little game for us.

Speaker 4 (01:47:15):
Agree or disagree?

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
Yeah, what would you do? Yes? What will we do?

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
We'll have that and of course more updates from today
our excursion che Chew train day.

Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
We're getting ready ly for our Chew Chew training railway.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
Thanks again to everybody at Disney, Disney Cruise Line, dumbass Tyler,
thank you the technical stuff for us today, Bort and
Vaughn and we got Morgan all back at Woody Show headquarters,
Menji making sure that everything gets on the air on
that side.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
So missing, Yeah, we're so missing.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
But anyway, in the meantime, anything you got for us
you could leave on the after hours voicemail eight seven
seven forty four Woodie, and keep following everything that Menace
is posting on social media. Do it at so much
The Woody Show, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 8 (01:47:59):
Please yeah, kind of along those graduation lines. You will
learn nothing from life if you think you're right all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:48:06):
Man, what.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
Truth from that?

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
That's what I've been saying people.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
You never want to be the smartest in the room.
That's rich. Yeah, right, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, and thank you so
much for giving the what you show, some of your
valuable time this morning. You know we love to appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day,
s MD double M. Quit this bitch.