FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 17th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of his program. Listener discretion
is it lies? Take this though The Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. It is Tuesday morning. It's June seventeenth,
twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome. It is The Woody Show.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Good morning,
Menaces around here somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
We out here.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
I had to go come in.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
The show starts at the same time every morning, but
you keep changing it. Red bull yet.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Medically back in here. At some point it's it's okay, Sammy,
we really like will we be okay if he's on
here for well, uh, there is Gina gron We got
Sea Mass. Sammy is here, Menace returns triumphant, Hey, buddy,
he had the peace so bad? All right, Morgan's here,

(01:33):
our sire producer, Vaughn is here, our video producer. Plus
we got bored and we got Menji in the Woody
Show production department. Got the phones open for you at
eight seven seven forty four Woodie. At eight seven seven
forty four wood he says a text check in with
us over to two two nine eight seven, got a
brand new redneck news for you this morning. Also, uh
Vaughn has a challenge for us. You know, we always

(01:57):
have either a good TikTok challenge, God keep current you
and I we live for those. Yes, But today John
Vaughn's Juneteenth challenge. June teenth is on Thursday. It's an
official company holiday, it's a federal holiday, and so the
company gives us that day off. But we're honkys.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Yeah, do we deserve it?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
We're a bunch of white people. Should we be taking
this day off? Vaughn says that we should earn our
black card, and he's gonna give us a little challenge.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
That's fair.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Comeing up a little bit later on this morning. Also,
we'll check in with the entertainment stuff. We'll see what
Menace has for his birthday's porn of birthday and all
the trending news headlines. Again, if you want to call
in eight seven seven four Wooding. Look, I'm I'm not
a veteran. Either we get like Labor Day or better
Memorial Day. We get all we get all the holidays off.

(02:47):
I wasn't a president, we get President's Day offe. No, No,
I wasn't even president of a fan club.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
For your class.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Certainly was not the president of any class. Yeah, but hey,
we we made this determination number of years ago that
if it was going to be a company holiday, we
were taking it.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
We don't care what it's for, what it represents, and none.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Of that matters.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Flag Day.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
I'm in.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
We take all the reason out of it.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
And if they're offering us a day off, we're gonna
take it.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Arbor Day. I'm there.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yes, And then Vaughn said that he had the questions
for the challenge or whatever he's got for it. They're
going to be individual to each person. That's the touch. Yeah,
So we'll see how we do. Maybe some of us,
maybe some of us will be here on Thursday.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Oh wait a minute, Vaughn has no authority, no worries,
I'm saying. So it'll be fun, but we're not really
trying to earn our day off. It's a company holiday,
and damn it, we're taking it. I guess if you
want to call in eight seven seven, all right, welcome
back everybody. Now coming up on Thursday. It's a federal holiday.

(03:58):
It's June teenth. Yeah, now, June teenth just became a
federal holiday.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Not that long ago. I don't know what year that was.
A couple of years, was it a couple of years, it.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Was during it was during the Biden administration. I do
know that the very time in the last five years
somewhere else twenty twenty. Yeah, And now Vaughn is here
because Vaughn has for us a Juneteenth challenge. He's giving
us a chance. In his words, this is a hockey.
I'm not allowed to say this unassisted. We're going to
earn our black card.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That's right now.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I don't know if that means von I don't know
why you would say that. Seems pretty racist.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
You got to make sure everyone is, you know, inclusive
and all that. You know, so get you guys into
the culture.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
So why don't you educate us what exactly is June teenth?
Let's start there.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Well, actually, I'm gonna have Sea Bass do that challenge. Oh,
have Sea Best do this in ebonics.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
He's not in the spirit of this.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Question, Vaughn.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
This is his game. This is the thing I should
be putting to video slapshop for the history of ever.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Man.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
If I'm a lean on my associate who has a
bit of a hood pass himself.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
I think that would be an extremely bad idea to
do that.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I agree, man, however I will.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'll do my best though, Okay, what I think in.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
The end they'll get the spirit of a bit. This
is what it is.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
And anybody could take anything out of context, but as
long as the context. But I'm what I'm saying, as
long as the context exists.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, but see that's what people don't go looking for
the context.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah, never stout that come across someone who has a
public image.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Super well, shoot, let me tell you, bruh, I do
it all day for you.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Brouh.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
There you go, brouh.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
See, pussys, that's how it's done.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's right. So thank you.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
But I word the Juneteent holiday, ratified by Congress in
the Year of Our Lord twenty twenty one, maybe uh
celebrates and acknowledges the time the last date. That's the
message that the end of slavery had occurred somewhere in Texas.
I believe Galiston, Galveston, Texas exactly. Thank you or the

(06:16):
stun as we call it locally. I'm trying to use
Vaughn's guidance here. Galtown Gallatown or gal Vegas is everyone says,
now gal Vegas. Well, they said they started with nash
Vegas for Nashville, and then everyone else now throws it
in there. They think they're cute. We're the cute ones.
And it celebrates and acknowledges that time where the the

(06:37):
local and still enslaved population. We're told that, yes, the
sixth teenth Amendment had passed.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Thirteenth.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
There you go, see close, pretty close, pretty good? Right now,
you guys get all the details in your newsletter. Vaughn Like,
how does that work?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
But honestly, you are raising to it. My mom like
put it all the tide, my brain just all really stuff.
So even before Juneteenth became a holiday, yeah, I mean
like when I was like a child, want to pray?

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Yeah, it's definitely not a new thing. Actually, the word
before the Bid administration like made on holiday. There was
a whole blackish episode about Juneteenth that like educated about it.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
It's not something I grew up in Kansas. This is
not something we ever learned about in school.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
That's shocking Kansas.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I heard about I think I heard about June teenth,
like two years prior to becoming a federal hal.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Exactly, And if I may end my statement to in
the spirit of Vaughn's challenge, word to your mother.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
All right, sure, sure, all right. So we're gonna have
a chance to earn our quote black card. June teenth
is a day off. It's company holiday. The whole thing
is we're going to earn our day off. But let's
face we're gonna take the day off anyway.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
But yeah, so Vaughn's gonna have and you're gonna have
what questions for each person?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, kind of to get a freebody, very personalized.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
All right, and we're.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Gonna get into that next bloat. Hell well we'll see
about that, Greg, probably not. Yeah, all right, So we
have Von our video producer.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
He is here. Good morning, Vaughn.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
It's Vaughn's Juneteenth Challenge. We're gonna try to all the
honkeys here in the in the room. We're gonna try
to earn our black card, earn our day off for Juneteenth. Yeah,
and you're gonna have individual questions for people here on
the show, and who you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Start with, Yes, sir, so is the Juneteenth Big Black
Cart Challenge. Do you have a theme song for us?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Real quick theme song? You know he is always good
for me.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
It's Chris Rock and C four that's coming up. Ok, sweet,
did you write this?

Speaker 8 (08:53):
I want a big black card so I can be
black too. It's really not fair how they're all born cool.
I want a big black card so I can say
the ani words never in public, because you just give
me a big black car.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Let's get four Daylight. I didn't five seconds of Summer.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Yellow.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
All Right's gonna start off with that's the whitest version
of that song.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Amazing, here we go, all right, So, Gina Gregg, you
likes singing, right, I like singing, all right? So I
have this wonderfully delicious Patty label pie sweet Potato. I
love sweet Potato, Mark Joints patty Pie for the crew.

(09:47):
All you must do is sing a song.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
God, I don't know if I know anything your brain
literally anybody else.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
I want to give fun credit because he could have
certainly put something like n w A in hearing.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
For sure.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
I was trying to stress stress miss Gina.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
You guys, I don't want to let you down because
I love sweet Potato Pie. But I did I get
like any hint, like like start the hook of anything?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Really?

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Oh, I also had done and done.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
I'll give it my all.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
All right, this.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
One, I feel lady, Now that's my best.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
All right.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Now, this is the Patty LaBelle version.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
The o G.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, I know, idea.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
That was just Petina Agulera again, you know, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
One of the songs we know by Patti LaBelle. How
about this? Well, Greg, you would know this one, oh yeah,
you know. And I remember another song from part of
the Bell because it was on the Beverly Hills Cops soundtrack,
and I bought that one just because the only song

(11:19):
I wanted from the Beverly Hills soundtrack is Beverly Hills
Cop soundtrack was the Axle app.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, yeah, that was a new attitude right. Also, you
know it didn't have to.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Be that's right, Yeah, all right, yeah, the one from
Beverly Hills Cop was this song Stir It Up.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
Ter.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
It's very part of the hard from the Barly Hills
Cop soundtrack. All right, we're trying to earn our black card,
and hey good, we got ourselves a.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Peach.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
A Patty pie, that's right, all right? Next up, menace.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
My friend. Okay, Gina, was that could have gone either way?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Menace.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
I expect a slam dunk on this one.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
To me, he's gonna make it hard.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
All you got to do is spell.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
All right, that's not fair.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Reparations.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Oh that's a good one. Okay, uh, and use it
as a sentence.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
R E p A T I O n s. Reparations
not correct, my friend?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Does it get more than one?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Again, reparations are.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
R P O T I O.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
N down worse?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
How does it get worse?

Speaker 6 (13:10):
It started ra patients. Sorry, yeah, looks like you're coming
into work.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yes, So all right, that's easy one for you. Spelled
juneteenth June teenth.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
Uh j U n E E t i h June teen.
Oh g j oh Oh wait sorry j U n
E T I.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
E E t Next one, all right, next person, alright,
so Gina, black card, it's not so.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Much so far, Next one, Sammy, yea, all right. In
the game of spades, what is it called.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
It's got to be spades the okay, it's.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
A black thing. And the game of spades, what is
it called when your team wins all thirteen books or
tricks in a single hand.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Oh no, I don't know. Spades What is it called
when they win.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
All all thirteen books?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
That's you're where? Okay?

Speaker 7 (14:19):
What?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Who? What?

Speaker 6 (14:21):
I don't hear anything?

Speaker 5 (14:23):
All thirteen books? What is it called?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
In spades?

Speaker 5 (14:28):
You're the winner.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I'm guessing that's wrong.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's called a Boston.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
It was on the tip of my tongue.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I just want to.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Document this Boston, me and my boyte just.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
Bus sounds.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, now, I know.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I see how tailored these are exactly because of the
thirteen When.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Vaughn's here, it is the the Vaughn's Juneteenth Challenge. We're
trying to earn our black card questions for each person.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Who's next.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Let's go to Woody Actually, all right, let's go to
this alright, who played the Wizard of Oz in The WIZI.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
He seems like a movie that would come out when
Woody was kind of into pop culture.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I never saw it. I never I know, I know,
I know what it is. Uh, I'm on down, I'm
on down the road.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
Road.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, that's that's the song.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Michael Jackson, the Scarecrow. Michael Jackson was in it.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
He was in it.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Damn I don't know, like the wizard was in it, right,
who is it.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Richard pryor Richard pryor man.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
You wanted to tell me.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
This?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
He's on on their ound. No, it was just being
the Whiz. They paid him in cocaine, right, wizzled everything
of sam I troll. I got no powers, I got
no right now, did people like that? Or they im
saying did people like the Whiz?

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Or it was smash hit?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
It was hit?

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Everybody lest way for the remake after the wig is done? Yeah,
definitely do the whiz.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, I would have thought later. But wow, okay, so
so far everybody but Greg has gotten a question. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Greg, your next black card.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Get to mister Gloria. All right, all right, Greg, you're
mega gaunt now and everything I tried. So, do you
know which disease that black people call the sugar?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (16:49):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
You know that the disease that people called the sugar?

Speaker 5 (16:53):
You could deduced gray.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
I can only think of one's right sickle cell.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Can we sweep for him? Because that was really so.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Sugar? That's why I said after that, after.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
All right, honest question, because I don't know the answer either,
is it?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Can anybody in this room tell me what sickle cell idea.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
It has to do with how certain your your certain
red blood cells don't fold properly and therefore don't accept But.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
Why they literally are in the shape of a sickle.
But why is that genetically? That's just you know.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Like is that a black thing?

Speaker 6 (17:40):
It just is?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yes, I don't.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I remember, like forget man who wants l C she
has it?

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, I know there was a player on the Steelers
that couldn't go play games in Denver because it was
yeah right, yeah, defensive player maybe wow t J Watt Tjatt,
Ryan Clark that's now on ESPN, Ryan Clark. All right,
well we have more questions, don't we. Let's let's take

(18:11):
a break. We'll come back because we really need this
day off. I guess right, you teenth challenge earn your
black cart. If you're playing along at home. Uh, we're
gonna try to uh honky our way out of this.
We wouldn't that be white privilege because even though we
failed the game, we still get the day off.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Ultimately, white privilege you already won.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
All right, so have more details as we diging us
some Patti LaBelle Pie show next.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Hanging up, you know, the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
And then the Woody Show Prom.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
You guys, what you Show prom is coming up this
Saturday at Marongo Casino Resort and Spa. Get all the
details by going to party with Woody dot com. But
it's I don't know how much you need to know.
It's free. It's gonna be a big party. Our last
big event starts at seven For a while.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
We're getting dressed up.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
You don't have to.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
You don't have to.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
I guess I want to stress that because that's an
immediate turn off typically for me. Exactly if it's somewhere
I got to dress up, I I'm out. You don't
have to know where whatever you want. Yeah, but anyway,
that's this Saturday, seven to eleven pm.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Just show up.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Don't worry about capacity or anything like that. We are
in a massive ballroom. Don't worry about on time, right,
just get there. We can get there between seven and eleven.
Come hang out, Spasmatics, DJ Scotti, Fox, a bunch of
prizes and stuff. That's this Saturday. Finally it's here. The
Woody Show Prom's a Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
All right.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
So we're gonna wrap this up.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
We have one more round of questions as all the
honkeys here in the room.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Try to earn our black card.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
June teenth is a federal holiday, it's a company holiday,
so there's no work on Juneteenth, even for whitey.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
You would think that like all the white people would
have to show up.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
That's what I said.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
It would just be like, you know, Vaughn and all
the brothers who have Yeah, yeah, but I guess not.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
You've got to share.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah, all right, so everybody's gone. I know, I'm
trying to think of who's got a point? You got
a Seasian?

Speaker 6 (20:17):
No, you got half a point?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
You got half you didn't do it in the bonnet.
I am living leading the judging to.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Vaughan's question, Yeah, but half the question.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
If he would have if it was his segment and
somebody didn't fully go with the spirit or the character
of it, he would be sitting there.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Totally judging and you can never hear the end of it.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
That's how that would go. But you know, again, we've
always we've always done different rules for Sea Bass that's
compared to the rules he has for everybody else. See
parking garage.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
As the example.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Letting this go, that's to me, keep the game leading
you who's next.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
All right, First of all, want to say, you gots
doing really bad because started Morgan's one a black card
by giving me this bag Home Goods the June tenth back,
a big old hote bag.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
So it's got it's got a big black hand on
it holding an African flag.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, well pan African flag, countries in African Pan African
one yeah yeah, and then you know pacha, yeah right.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
It just has happy June teenth on it, very festive.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, Morgan Morgan's mom got alright, alright, and Morgan have
a blacklady.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Morgan's mom gets to have the day off. As for Juneteenth.
All right, what's the next question? Who's going to.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
All right, We're going to go back to sea best
best all right. In the first round of the racial draft,
who did the Jewish delegation select?

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Oh, this is a Chappelle Show Circle two thousand and
three cut Yeah, Bill Byrne others were the judges most deaf.
One was on the Black delegation, I believe, thank you.
So you're the Jewish delegation choos Drake wouldn't have been
around back then, or would he have been Jewish?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Sammy Davis Junior. That is incorrect.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Jewish, because the whole point of the racial draft is
certain races were trying to put uh to trying to
poach from different races based on technicalities.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay, the premise of this.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Guest answer was.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
We the Jewish people take Lenny Kravitz.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Moved the duke pick Lenny Kravitz Bolt.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
He's actually half black and half Jewish. His mother was
on the Jefferson's a Divotal show in Black culture, and
his father, a jew was her lawyer.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Couldn't make that up.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Unfortunately, Lenny can't make it here to accept. He's in
Miami Beach. Miami Beach. Well, he must have got that
news about being Jewish early.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Yeah, think back, who is relevant twenty years ago?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
All right, So Vaughan's June teenth challenge, who gets the
next question?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
We're going to Sammy here?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
All right, Sammy?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
All right, Sammy? What artists legally changed their name to
love a k A brother.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Love legally changed their name?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Is this a question, like every black dude knows.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Should be alright in the culture, shown up.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
I know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Show up.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
There's no way there's a question. Every Sammy knows though
she loves this guy.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
I mean I do. Yeah, Oh, big fan.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
That's a good clue which she loves.

Speaker 11 (23:47):
Oh is it city?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Is that right? Yeah? You do love him.

Speaker 12 (23:58):
For his.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
To put some time. It's make it look like she didn't.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Not too bad.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Line upset finish is my art. And so there's been
different eras. So there's been the.

Speaker 13 (24:09):
Puff Daddy era, the p Diddy era, and I dropped
the Peed and it was the Diddy era. And now
this is the ultimate goal. I have become love. Y'all
call me Diddy, call me Diddy.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (24:25):
We live in a toxic world and it's love versus hate.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
That's what's going on right now. And I choose love.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
That's my new name.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
And love wins.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Love wins, Love wins except in court.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Yeah, that's the biggest cybocrit my name, but.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Don't call me that name to give He loves baby oil,
other people, love to.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
Loves freak off, loves elevator banks.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
And so it's Bond's June teenth challenge, trying to earn
our black card to get the juneteenth Federal Hall a
day off and feel good about it. I'll take it off.
I might not feel good about it, but I'll still
take it up.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
We'll think about it while we're not at work. Who's
got the next question?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Let's go back to Wit. All right, all right, so
if you ask mama to buy some McDonald's, what will
be her response?

Speaker 12 (25:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
This, ask mama buy some McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
You know this?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (25:22):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Like I see the whatever?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
So yeah, get get the hell out of here before
I beat your ass. That's not what I know you're
talking GT.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, So what is it?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:37):
I know, go for Can I say this to my kid?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
All right? Does it?

Speaker 6 (25:40):
Ask me if we can.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
McDonald's, can give me McDonald's.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Do you have McDonald's money?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
There you go, that's what it is, McDonald's money or
we've got McDonald's at home?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, So what's the acronym?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I'm thinking of something?

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Get in the MF house before I beat your day?

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Wow, Gina, exactly, Holy, I love that.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
It's not She's like Lenny Kravitz over here, black half.
G's incredible. She's doing incredibly well.

Speaker 14 (26:17):
All right, next question, all right, let's go to Greg Glory. Alright,
Greg Glory, all right, Greg, say it loud, Say it loud.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
What that's the question? Is this?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Is this like this like calling somebody and saying good night.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
No, no, just like it's a lyric.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Finish the phrase, say it loud.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Here's a calling response though, say it loud.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I don't even know what is it together? You say it,
say it loud.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
I'm black and I'm proud.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
What is happening?

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Browns?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Did you know the answer to that one?

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Yeah, I've seen him in the concert.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's dope. I didn't know what that was
even referring to great idiot. Yeah yeah, so racist, stupid?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
All right, Uh, Vaughn's Juneteenth challenge are in your black card?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Next question, let's go to Menace?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
All right? All right?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Menace?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
And what song does Cash Money Records take over for
the nine, nine and two thousands?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
I don't know what that means?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Is this is it?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
God?

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Back that ass up?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
There you go.

Speaker 13 (27:43):
That's right, cash Money Records picking.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
This one. Chris Kravi put your back to call Me Daddy.
Back that ad you I hit it.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
When they played a song on the radio stations they
played back that sang on sucks. There you go, man,
it's nice, nice work.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
There's Vaughn's juice stupid. You know what the idea every
once in a while.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
You keeping us honest and yeah, thank Gino won her
black car today.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, it's not an actual blo. You should hang it
up like does with his mental certificate carrying around.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah. So the q R code goes to our last
clip there, Okay, which will I show everyone who you
are now.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
And not backing? Do you know what this is from?

Speaker 6 (29:01):
I'm gonna say, see the right thing.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
You mentioned it earlier. Listen, you might you might have
to give the car. Yeah, what is it before?

Speaker 9 (29:16):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Yeah, I am a name my cold dead hands. You're
not getting.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
All right?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Thank you, Von. I'm gonna take a break more. What
is showed next?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Hang on, Woody Shows The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training, trade,
politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning, June seventeenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
My name is Woody. That's break goring you what you
got menace? What is up? Wood Grand Him Sea Bass
is here?

Speaker 4 (29:59):
You got Sammy Morgan's here taking your calls eight seven
seven forty four Wooding, you can hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Dude, this tsa agent.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Okay, so I know it's a it's like a comedy video.
I don't know if you've seen it on Instagram. It
says Philadelphia Airport TSA be.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Like, yeah, what they do with the supertech shirt?

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Oh my guys busting out of his shirt and he's
slamming people's stuff and whatever. It's crazy now, Okay, So
that's that's making, you know, a joke of how some
of these TSA guys are. Yeah, like, dude, these are people.
They couldn't make it in the police academy. Like they
I don't know, couldn't couldn't pass whatever it was they
needed to get into.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
The police academy authority.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, Like the malls just don't have enough action anymore
to be like a mall security guard, yeah, or an
apartment guards apartment building security guard. So like, you know
what I can do hang out the airport and I'll
tell people to put their shoes in a bin. That's
what I'm gonna do. And I'm gonna have a lot
of like power.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
In my own mind.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I'm gonna be like, this is how I feel like
Greg feels about actual place. Like power trippers, Yes, okay,
a lot of power tripping. I just see a lot
more at the TSA, and I realize that people are dumb,
don't get me wrong. But at the same time, dude,
it's airport security. Everybody's just going through the security line.

(31:30):
Some of them are cool though, Okay, sure, not.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Right.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
The point is I noticed it a lot more. And
what is really frustrating about the TSA at this point
is that there's no consistency from airport to airport.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
With the rules.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
As a person who's got TSA pre check some place
to go, belt, wallets, cell phones, whatever. Now, if you
have TSA pre check, the whole point was to not
have to take off your shoes, not to take your
laptop out of but depending on what airport you're at,
and you go, oh, really, TSA pre.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
Check laptops, belts, shoes, computers.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Sorry, we don't live here, we don't work here.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
I'm saying because that was the whole thing with TSA pre.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Check, right, that's the whole point, right.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
Oh, My thing is like you go for the pre
check and it's either I D or no ID when
you like pass or no pass the boarding pass. Yeah,
it's different like all these different airports. Because I think
you're said, if you don't know which one is which.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Because I think they're still upgrading, Like when you go
to that little you know, check stand or whatever, whether
they put you in the actual line. Some of them
have the readers where they take your license and they
put it in the reader and it shows up. If
you have a boarding pass, your boarding pass will show
up on their screen. That one's great, that one's great.
Then I go to airport and I bust out my
d and like boarding pass. I go, oh, sorry, I

(32:55):
always have boarding pass and ID ready to go.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I am.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
I'm not prepared for the attitude half the time from
the TSA guys that are like they're at the belt
or you know, the guy so angry and why and
why are you so slow? When there is a bag
to check, like why does everybody move at the speed
of molasses? The bag will sit there and you've seen it,
greg they do. The bag will sit there for five

(33:20):
minutes and it's like, is anybody gonna come over? And
God forbid you ask.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Don't do that.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
They'll tase you.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah. The laptop thing bugs me because some airports take
it out, others don't take you anyway.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
I think it's the weakest individuals who end up at
the TSA like they're you know, see their borderline. I
don't know the kids who are like putting popcorn and
buckets at the theme port.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I see her to the blue shirt and I raise you.
Concert security same guy, same guy, I mean talk about
power starve. It's the same profile. I can't stand here,
you must stand one to the right.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
The TSA line guys, the TSA security guys are the
same people as the venue security guys for concert venues.
They just want more hours. Yeah, yeah, because there's too
few hours. Because it's like, you know, it's.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
All has a name for these people, and he I
think one of the chapters of his book is called
that it's called minimum wage gilded cage, Like they think
they have all the authority. But it's like, come on, yeah, some.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Of the other texts.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
I get what you're saying about TSA, but I served
this country and I take security seriously. Because of nine
to eleven, we all do dumbass like who's not taking
security seriously at the airport. That's not the point. You
just don't have to be a dick about it.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
Yeah, do you have to mean to people to take
something seriously?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:36):
And when the rules are inconsistent from airport to airport.
You could see where there'd be some kind of confusion.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Yeah, I don't understand why there's not just the same
machine at every single airport. Thank you for your service, Yeah,
appreciate that definitely, But when do you go all taking
securities the different airports across the United States. It's like
every single airport has a different machine. It's so weird.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
A TSAH at the Fort law Erdale Hollywood International Airport
was arrested roughed up a seventy nine year old woman
in the security line.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
What.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
According to the report, she pushed the old lady, causing
her to fall. She was bruised up otherwise okay, but
still not the point. The TSA chick is looking at
a felony charge of aggravated battery on a person aged
sixty five or older. As far as her job goes,
she's been put on administrative leave while they investigate the
TSA Muckety MUCKs released the statement going on about their

(35:28):
quote commitment to professionalism and integrity, saying that they don't
tolerate behavior that violates these standards or the public's trust.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
What did this old lady have to do to get
pushed to the ground.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
You know this, I feel like the TSA security people,
this is probably the best way to put it. I
think they feel they're cooler and more important than they are.
Doesn't everybody though, somewhat, even the.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Ones that are just like, you know, walk through the scanner,
stop and walk through the scanner, like even the you know,
they're not checking bags, right, it's just hurting you.

Speaker 11 (36:03):
I feel like most of them just like hate their jobs.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Like you said, they're just minimum wage.

Speaker 7 (36:06):
They just sign up and well, yeah, people because they
deal with enough dumb people.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yeah, Like Greg, you were saying, the guy didn't know
what to do with his wallet and just stood there
and froze.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Right when they tell you to empty your pockets. And
this guy in front of me had cigarettes, a phone, geeze,
and they said empty your pockets and he just held
them up in his hands, looking around, put them in
the little bowl. Oh yeah, And I think you're right man.
It probably drives you insane. After the while, you get
more and more short fused.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
YEA three seven tessay is the worst. The attitude is
so unnecessary three two three. Oh here's another good one, Greg,
I don't go to these stores. But uh, I've been
in them and my wife is like looking at different things,
you know, window shopping kind of stuff. How about all
the a holes that work at the luxury brand retail stores. Bro,
you're a retail salesman, not the owner of the shop.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
I have said this a thousand times. I worked at
the luxury retail store.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I'm the suit on and I always felt like.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Such an a hole, like, who am I nobody selling
you a tie?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Just just be cool man?

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Exactly, yeah, like you think of it like you know,
a pretty woman, like, oh this is very expensive.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Nothing for you.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
I've never said that to a person in my life.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Now to medicine point, there have been uh plenty over
the years that's been perfectly fine and friendly and whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
I'm never I'm never an a hole to them. I
never have any kind of attitude That was the same
way to the police, like I'm not I'm not looking
for any I'm not looking for any inconvenience on my end.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
But god forbid, they wrap their thing or they sing
it and you get all mad. I showed you. I
sent you that clip of the guy who's like, I'm
going to make this into a rap and you just
and he was all over it.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Nobody, nobody needs that either.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
There's a happy medium, Gina, you know the line.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
We do have a brand new Redneck News.

Speaker 10 (37:55):
So what do you show if your dentel plan is
a piece of strength to the exhaust up of an ATV.
I don't regret to inform you that that is, in
fact red nick News.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
And today's Redneck Gas is from Orlando, Florida, where the
seventy year old guy's name is Patrick Francis Mitchell. He
decided to turn his local Sam's club into his own
personal urinal. Oh no, I mean it was totally normal,
just another day at Sam's, you know, people buying things
in bulk quantities, having a good day. That wasn't until
old Patrick showed up. According to the police report, Patrick

(38:30):
was walking to the store like any other customer, but
then he suddenly stopped in Ile eighteen, whipped it out,
started peeing all over two full palettes of canned meat,
three hundred and forty five cans of spam, and another
one hundred and eighty eight cans of Vienna sausages. How
much he did he have? And once the tank was empty,
He zipped up. He strolled through the snack aisle like

(38:52):
nothing to happen. He popped down some patio furniture they
had set up on display, sat there for about ten minutes,
and then casually paid for his stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
And left, you know, as one does.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Sure like it never happened.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
The cops they used his Sam's Club card the info
from that to track him down. They shut up at
his house, they arrested him. Now he's been charged with
disorderly conduct and felony criminal mischief because he damaged over
one thousand dollars worth of merchandise. Idiot added all up,
it was over ten five hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
Sam.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
The poor employees had to clean up the mess, which
included and Greg, you're not gonna like this throwing away
all those cans of spam and Vienna sausages animals for nothing.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeah, that looks about right.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
It looks about right.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
Right off those cans, though I know they could have
washed them.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Dollar story So from Orlando, Florida. That's seventy year old
Patrick Francis Mitchell who got himself arrest after whipping it
out to Sam's Club and peeing all over the Spam
and the Vienna Sausages Animal.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
That is today's rid Nick.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Sam's Clubs.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Well, you know, I watched.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Gray's Anatomy a long time ago, like when it first started.
I forget when I it's been years It's still on,
which is crazy crazy, Yeah, what are the shows?

Speaker 12 (40:19):
Do?

Speaker 4 (40:19):
You have a hard time believing they are still on? Survivor.
I can't believe they're still doing that.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Survivors still going.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
I heard an interview with Gordon Ramsey. He's been doing
shows with Fox now for twenty years. Gordon Ramsey has
been on Fox for twenty years.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
American Idol American is another one.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
American Idol seventy two years.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Yeah right, yeah, well that yeah, that going back to
that Gray's Anatomy, I'm still they still have episodes.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
So the guy who played McSteamy, not McDreamy. McDreamy was
Patrick Dempsey. McSteamy was an actor, Eric Dane. Yeah, did
you see anything story not doing sad?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
So sad.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
I watched like a little clip he did a clip
for ABC News, I think good Morning America. So he's
got als and he just announced it publicly not that
long ago, and just watching the interview. It's crazy how
fast people deteriorate, and there's no cure for als, but

(41:17):
it's like a neurological thing, like you're like your nervous system.
And so now he's got some function in his left arm,
but his right arm is his whole right side, he said,
is kind of done. He feels like his left side,
he was like talking about his left hand.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
He goes.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
I think I got maybe another couple three months of this,
he goes, And then it's probably going to be his
legs after that. But it's it's wild to me and
so scary.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
I'm hitting up neurolink like right away, Hey, this brain
ship me, let's try it.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
You know.

Speaker 11 (41:54):
If not, then because it happens, als can happen really fast,
like the deterioration.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
Greg New are unlocked.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Well, I mean, you know, these things are out there,
and you know, you go about your life and sometimes
this is what I'm saying, I think sometimes you get
that shot of perspective that you need.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, you totally, you know, you know.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
With just some of the stuff that I've had off
the air with you know, parenting frustrations and life kind
of stuff and whatever. It's it's fine, and you feel like, man.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
This will sucks.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
But man, you see that story. I'm watching this guy.
I mean, here's a successful, good luck, good looking guy.
I mean he's mixedem you know, hello, it's right. And
then you know, you hear about people who get diagnosed
with als or Parkinson's or dementia and all these things.
That's just and then the Bruce Willis or whoever whoever

(42:45):
it is.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
What's more heartbreaking when than when people said, like, we
were working with Bruce Willis on the movie and he
would go, who am I? And what am I doing here?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
So I just you know, you don't know, you don't
know when those things happen. So it's the perspective that
you need some time to be like, you know what,
I know, this is really hard y. I had that
thought yesterday too, after watching that that little clip from
the Good Morning America segment with with Eric Dane, because
I was laughing about how much importance we put into

(43:15):
different things just around here at the radio station. You know,
I got this email yesterday. One of our radio stations
is doing like a cash contest, and it's this big
thing about giving away a thousand bucks and listening to
win and the amount of people where it goes back
and forth to come up with something clever and funny,

(43:36):
which I'll read you in a second. You can tell
me if you think it's funny. Well, we put all
this importance into like this dumb stuff that we do
which is of no real value or importance.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
It's fun.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
It's entertainment, you know, but it's not. It's nothing important. No, no,
it's a little perspective here. You want to hear the
this is great?

Speaker 6 (43:58):
H yeah, this is the copy for.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
They wanted me, the station wanted me to voice this. Okay,
can you imagine? So I told him no. By the way,
spoiler alert, I said, I'm happy to voice pretty much
anything you need, but can we not make it this
friggin cheesy? Okay, So it's for a cash contest, and
I'm supposed to say welcome back to and everybody like

(44:19):
we do like Wheel of Gift, God whatever you do,
you know, like dumbas contest the du i Q.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Right, So we're supposed to go what will you do
with a grand? So we would all do that? Okay?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Okay, So so is what will you do with a grand?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Ready? A right, welcome back to what will you do?
How do we get that?

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yeah? And then I go caller four, what would you
do with a grand? And here's the script that they wrote. Now,
I'm only imagining how much time was spent sitting around
coming up with this. All right, I would take fight
lessons so I can beat up my ex's new boyfriend.
And then it says in parentheses, crowd.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Ooh but in confusion. That's pretty bad. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
This is for a radio contest one one thousand dollars. Okay,
then no, no, no no. Then I then I come back
and I go, okay, uh, call her nineteen? What would
you do with a grand? And then the the person
and the thing call I'm out bidding kids on eBay
for rare Pokemon cards and then eating the cards and

(45:32):
then get a cricket sound.

Speaker 8 (45:36):
This came.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
This came from management. Is the email guy, it's right
here is the email guy yesterday? Okay yeah uh? And
then I go, uh okay caller caller fifty. And then
the final person, this is you do. I'm assuming this
is like the real.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Like punch yeah yeah, just bringing it.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Home, yeah, bring it brings the whole thing around before
it says, keep listening to winn a thousand dollars on
w X y Z or you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
All right, then so I go.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Collar fifty shrimp all shrimp, leaving the shells above the
ceiling tiles in my office.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Whoa, whoa what that baffled?

Speaker 6 (46:19):
Why would you leave it above? Sweep rank on yourself?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
One thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Then then like the the like the station voice that
come like the big voice or the one thousand dollars
hold on, come.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
Hold on, because we know AI is not good at jokes?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Are they?

Speaker 6 (46:41):
All these collars sound mentally ill?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
One thousand dollars, unlimited opportunity listen weekdays six to six
to one of thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
I eat Pokemon cards, we take fight lessons, and I
leave shrimp shells above my own tile office ceiling.

Speaker 12 (47:00):
Oh my, all right right, yeah, that's maybe we should
do it. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
That's so dumb.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Yeah, anyway, so that's what that is.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
That's wacky.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Yeah, So that's uh, that's I guess that's what they
do for the rest of the day when we sit around.
So like when you think about, you know, people who
are going through real stuff or doing real things of importance. Uh,
that's what's happening here.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, perspective.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Yeah, and so when you're getting all worked up about
you know, things and frustration.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yeah right, yeah, video games and whatnot, it's pretty pretty cool. Huh.
Mind blowing. I'd say it's wacky, but it's just nonsensical.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Con By the way, Eric Dane says he is far
from giving up and he is going to return to
Euphoria for season three.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I didn't know he was on that show.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Well, he's a big part of that show. I was
going to say, because one of the other main stars
has oh yeah, what was his name, Angus Cloud?

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Oh yeah, because we have a we have a clip.
We used this clip from him.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
The death was as what's up?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
That was a yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
And now Eric Dane and they are two pivotal characters.
Jane's a bad guy.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah, hot bad guy, hot shine.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
Hot felling.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break and we'll come back.
Gina Grad's got the trending news headlines, all the big
headlines happening for the day, if you want to call
in eight seven, seven forty four, said yeah, man, that
has chatch ebt written all over it.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
That's a good point because AI sucks a comedy.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yeah, just the comments are funny, Jay, we're not We're not.
I'm well, they might do it. I'm not saying they
won't use that. I'm just saying I'm not voicing it.
I wouldn't be surprised if they use it.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I'm just not kidding.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
Yeah, don't be confused.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I agree that it's a bad punchline. It's not a punchline.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Well, right, the outbidding the kids on eBay for cards
that the kids would want, that's kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
But eating them right, eating them doesn't make sense, doesn't
make any sense. Yeah, just to show them like, hey,
I got it. Now I'm wasting it.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Delicious charger, Did you guys put the tps? The covers
of the TPS? Reports out? The FBI is issued a
warning to iPhone users about a new text message scam

(49:35):
Here we Go. Texts appear to come from state DMVs.
Oh scared it, falsely claiming that your driver's license is
at risk or that you.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Owe find Oh I got that text.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
The fake messages include a link that can steal personal
and financial information, install malware if you click on it.
The FBI reports that these scams have surged by seven
hundred percent this month alone, and just reminding everybody, Hey,
delete these messages, immediately report them, report them to the
Internet Crime Complaint Center.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I'm sure that works.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
That sound fake, I'm sure that works as much as
do you guys have Gmail?

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I have Gmail, and I sign in through Gmail, and
every time it gives me the hey, go on your
iPhone sixteen and they'll the code is eighty two, so
I have to log in log I'm about to open
up the Google app on my phone and then it
says enter the number eighty two.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Then but on the computer that I'm trying to log into,
which is my own laptop, it says, don't ask me
on this device again.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
In other words, this is my regular device.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
I do that every time, and every time it makes
me do the same stupid song and dance.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
It sucks.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
It's annoying. Yeah, first world problem for sure. Yeah, but
I don't think that works as much as I don't
think who is going to be at the Internet Crime Complaints.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Center breathing through these things. It's it's like to do
not call this grega, I did nothing.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Yeah, nothing, eight seven seven forty four. You can set
us a text over to two to nine eight seven
Menesada an interaction with somebody on Menicotes, but on a mission.
He is he is trying to help the homeless lately.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Oh well not really.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Never know who's Jesus who is not.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
But I was on the highway the other day and
I stopped at the end of the exit and I
was waiting out a light. And I usually don't deal
with homeless people ever, because I'm originally from San Francisco,
where we have nuclear homeless people that are walking zombies,
So never pay attention to homeless people ever. And then
I was in a good mood and we locked eyes

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and he made the motion do you have any money?
And I didn't have any cash on me. Then he
made the motion do you have anything to drink? And
I just so happened in my door, I had a
brand new bottle of water. I was like, well, it's
his lucky day. I'm gonna give him this bottle of water.
So I rolled down the window and I handed to
him and he's grabbing it and he looks at me.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
He goes, is it cold?

Speaker 7 (52:04):
Oh, I said no, and then he pushes it back
towards me, and I go all right then and then
I roll out the window and then he flips me off.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Okay, grateful.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
Then he walks to the car behind me does the
same thing. A lady like tries to hand him something
and drink and he asked if it's cold again, and
she said no, and then he flips her off.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Now the old me.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
Would bust a U turn and I would take my water.
I'll throw it at him, for real. I've done that before,
and I'm proud to say that I have. But I'm
in a work vehicle and then people don't know the
context are going to think that I'm just being a
hole to a homeless guy, not that this homeless guy
is being a hole, right.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
So I had to just like suck it up and
just let it go.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
But I just like, oh my god, I go see
this is this is why I just stick to my
rules and not interacting. I was just a good mood,
and I thought I would you know.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
I had a similar thing recently, man, when we were
in Dallas. Driving through Dallas, I was on an off
ramp but I saw a guy and he wasn't really
being aggressive.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
He was, you know, just there.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yeah, he was on an off ramp and kind of
off to the side. Wasn't like standing there staring at
people at the intersection. I always think it's weird and
so I don't know what it was in that moment,
but uh, I kind of I rolled the window down.
I gave it quick, like I called him over here
you go, man, I gave him twenty bucks.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Oh wow, rightly.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Grateful, no, like not even like a thank you, no nothing,
But I'm like, see, and I don't do that all
the time.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
But same thing, like you men, ago, what am I doing?

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I expected. Yeah,
you know, like I don't know what kind of like
manners or whatever you expect from someone who was Yeah,
in that situation, I'm not expecting for a blowy or anything.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
But thanks brother.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
Yeah something some silent week. The old me story is,
and I've shared it on the show before. Sorry if
you heard it, but the old me was like years ago,
I stopped again at a light and this homeless guy
comes out to my car and he just starts hitting
on my car and then like knocks the mirror out
of out of the way. So it's like bent and

(54:17):
I'm all mad, So I bust a you turn because
I see this guy all the time.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I bust a you turn.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
And I had an orange soda, I remember it in
the patch of seat, and I just rolled down in
the window and go hey, and I just threw at
him and exploded on his chest. It was the best day.

Speaker 12 (54:31):
Ever, So satisfying because this guy's always messing.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
With people, you know what.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
It's just like, I'm sorry you're in that situation. But
if you're messing with people and you're being a hole,
you get what you get.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Somebody had mentioned this to me, and I thought, man,
that's actually a really interesting way to you know, the
way to like kind of put it in perspective of
the people who really want help, who are in that
situation are out somewhere getting help. They're at a center,
they're trying to get work somewhere or whatever. They're not
at the freeway off ramps. You know, they're not hassling people,

(55:01):
sling people somewhere like the you know, the people were
off truly trying to help themselves or whatever. It's a
good point and just there, yeah, everybody else. You know,
where to go the same way, the same place that
the other people are going. I got an f U
because it wasn't cold. You can text us check in

(55:21):
two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Whoah, show me right back.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
That is beautiful.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Uh, Gina grad what about it? One of the trending
news headlines.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Yes, well, let's check in on that Diddy trial because
things got a little crazy in the court when a
juror was kicked off the case during number six gave
conflicting info about where he lives, and the judge said
it raised too many questions about the jurors honesty in general,
so the judges missed him. But Diddy's legal team is
not happy about it. They say the jur was the
only black man on the panel and removing him would
mess the jury's whole racial.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Makeup, pulled the race card out of the deck.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
And at one point they asked for a mistrial, but
the judge shut it down, saying the decision had nothing
to do with race. The jury had been replaced with
a white, fifty seven year old man and prosecutors are
expected to wrap up that case very soon.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
Now that's the first time I'm hearing they say that
it wasn't diverse. Even after that they said it was I.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Have a jury duty.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's maybe after the fourth of July
because because I postponed it from we were going to
be in Alaska, they postponed until July, so you have
to do it. I had to call in. But I mean,
it seems like most of the time.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
Yeah, Sam, you do it.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Knock on wood. You're good at that.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
I'm hoping it's one of those that you don't have
to report.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
That's usual. What are you hoping for that murder robbery?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Look, there's no way they would ever put me on
a jury.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
No.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Two seconds of a conversation, they're not put me on
a jury.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
Yeah, that's probably true.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
I'm the DA's what's up guy?

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Yeah, Yeah, that's right. And sixteen times hot dog Eating
champ Joey Chestnut confirmed that he'll be back in nathan
Hot Dogs Eating contest this year, one.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Year off for that like whatever he did last year
veggie dog thing.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
Yeah, he missed last year's competition after that sponsorship clash
with Nathan's where he got banned because he signed a
deal with a competing hot dog brand. But is impossible
meat really competing?

Speaker 4 (57:15):
It wasn't it last year he did the thing with Kobyashi, right, yeah, the.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
Exhibition or whatever.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
Chestnut says that returning feels like coming home, calling the
contest a Cherish tradition a big part of his life.
Last year, Chestnuts set the official record by eating eighty
three hot dogs in ten minutes. Salty wait too much,
He looks to break that record of lips and buttholes.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
There delicious. Nathan's are good.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
I do like is a strong dog. And this next
competition is going to be on July fourth.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
They make really good pretzel dogs. Ralph doesn't carry him,
but Vaughn's carries them. They're Nathan's. Yeah, Nathan's pretzel wrapped
hot dogs in the freezer section and they're really good
out of the air fryer.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
They're really good. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Oh damn, I'm gonna have to get some of those.

Speaker 7 (58:03):
I told you I got to party with Joey during
the Super Bowl in New Orleans this year. That guy's
a freaking animal. Dude, that guy part.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
I'm sure I mean nothing in moderation with him. Yeah,
you were on one man kind of seems like an
all or nothing kind.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Of Yeah, it's a wood Show.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity Training for
a politically correct world. Woodie, Greg Menace, Gina Grant, We
got ce Mass, we got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are
open eight seven seven four, Woodie. You can set us
your text check in with us over to two to
nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Man, it's so busy this week. We got Juneteenth.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Yeah, yeah, so we have Fawn's Juneteenth Challenge, trying to
earn our black card. Juneteenth on Thursday, federal holiday. It's
also Pride Month.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yep, that continues, so blacks and queers. You know what
I'm saying. It's like you wrote busy money, you know.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
It's just America's just so much, so much to do
in our calendar. Now with Pride Month, we've been doing
things that last last year was what top Personal rabbitus
bottoms right, And for this week for Pride Month, Greg
who always has a list of questions when he and
his friends get together whatever and compile them and yeah,

(59:30):
or as Greg thinks of them or whatever, he just
holds off until we do this segment. It's called Queries
for the Heteros so kind of like questions for the fellas,
where the ladies on the show get to ask the
guys in the show some questions. Greg has some questions
for the straight people, queries for the heteros.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
And I wrote something down. This wasn't too recently, but
it was a while back where Menace said that you
would never frost your tips again. Remember how you used
to Menace used to Oh, yeah, that's right, and you
said you would never do that again because quote the
crap we might get view. So the question from the
forum was, have you, as a straight guy, ever not

(01:00:07):
done something because society might think it's gay?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Good night.

Speaker 7 (01:00:14):
I do a lot of gay things, Greg, So I
think I might be the wrong person to ask.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
He buys.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Ariana Grande's face missed.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Yeah, true, and you have a man person, yeah, which
I support. I think as a younger dude, maybe yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I own a pukahell necklace.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
I would.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
I I never really ever wanted to get an earring,
but that would certainly would have entered my mind.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Okay, yeah, perfect example. Okay, so I did get my
ear started with getting an ear pierced, but you had
to make sure you did the right one, the correct.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
One, which left ear. Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
You had to do the correct one otherwise that was
supposed to be like like an upside on pineapple says
that you're a swinger. Like if you had the one
earring but it was in the wrong ear, that meant
that you were not the wrong but a certain year,
the men you were gay.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
I just watched a video about this yesterday called the
Gay Ear. It was about how this seemed to be.
And it used to just be gay men saying like
whatever they're into, if it's on the left ear or
the right ear. But then everyone adopted it, you know,
everybody wanted their ear piers and then it became the
gay year.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
So which one was the official gaze? The right ear? Apparently?

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
I remember like there were certain athletes that had the
one earring, like the little the dangly crosson. Barry Bonds had.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
The George Michael dangle cross.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Jordan Yeah, wow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Yeah, they had like the little dangle cross thing the Pirate.
But then but then this is where they got you,
because after a while, if you didn't have the other
one pierced as well, if you only had one ear,
whether it was the left or the right, then.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
That was gay.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
But having yeah two was the thing, correct, correct?

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Right? One? No matter what? Okay, yeah, yeah, it kind
of switched.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Like I never wanted to buy and I never gay things.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Well, I mean even umbrellas. I'm just yeah, you won't
use an umbrella. Yeah, but that's just out of like
what do I do with the umbrella once I have
it inside? Like where am I going to put that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Put it?

Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Like anywhere?

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Know that's right?

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Yeah, the umbrella pedestal, your umbrella bucket. And I did
watch something recently. They were oh it was MythBusters and
they were doing the whole thing. Uh, whether you should
walk or run when it's raining out? What gets you
less wet? Walking gets you less wet? Yeah, there is
in a downpour. In a downpour counterintuitive. Yeah, the aerodynamics

(01:02:40):
of it. Also because you have your you're you're you're
getting when you run cross section area correct, Yeah, and
so you're exposing more of yourself and more of your
body surface area to water.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
It's kind of just a reflex to run. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
I do think guys who run when it's raining, I
question their manliness, gayness, but mainly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Because you know there word about their hair.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
They're probably running to the mouth part of their boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Ye Oh, that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is.
They're running to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Or I don't want to, Like, I never wanted to
whole hands with the other guy. It's I guess, so
hetero doesn't even cross my mind. It's a good question.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Just got it, Greg Gore and his queries for the heateros.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Now, I wonder if anybody else has ever noticed this.
I have. I'm not saying all straight guys do this.
I'm not even saying most straight guys do this. I
don't think anybody in this room does this. But I've
noticed this that straight guys, only straight guys, will purposely
casually lift their shirts up to kind of maybe they
have a fake itch, or maybe they're just kind of,

(01:03:40):
you know, relaxing, and they just kind of lifting. Why Yeah,
because they'll lift up their shirt halfway up their chest.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
And you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
You don't really you could just scratch yourself over your
t shirt. But they'll lift up their shirt will kind
of scratch it skin. Are you trying to show off
your abs? Only straight guys do that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
This particular case over here, Greg, certainly not. I'm not
trying to lift my shirt for any reason whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
But it's more for like check out this view.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Yeah, what is that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
It's the same way that people tuck the little part
of their shirt behind, like the belt buckle, you know,
because they're trying to show the belt top. There's a
purpose behind it, right, It's not because the rest of
shirts not tucked in. It's just that one little part
behind the the belt buckle. So yes, I would say
the same type of thing would apply, like, yeah, you're

(01:04:31):
doing that just so I don't know, Hey, is this.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Shirt to.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
I don't think guys are even thinking about it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
I immediately flashed to my friend's dad, who was a
big fat guy, And it's just being a slob because
like it says, you want to get your fingernails in there,
Yeah you want to.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
Can't you reach up and still have your shirt kind
of down? I know, Greg, performative, Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Very formative. Know that you don't have that much of
an issue. I think it's turning you thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Certain people who are they're just trying to show off.
They're just trying to show off their their their abs
or their I.

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
Think, as fat guys, that's what we think they're doing.
But they just happen to have abs. I don't think
that fact. Guys, we don't scratch like that.

Speaker 11 (01:05:21):
Well, but thinking about your body, like they're not thinking
about theirs.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
They don't have anything, so they just don't think about it.
I think if they have abs, they are thinking about
their body exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
I think. I think Gina knows what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
There's reasons guys run with their shirts off when they
there's no reason they have to, you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Know, because you think that would do that because yest
with bodies. But they'll wear like a crop top or whatever,
you know, something like that. But I don't have to
guys having to like stretch exaggerated stretches just to show
off their bellies.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
And by the way, uh, the imitation to pose a
question is open to any of our homosexual friends who
listen to The wood Is Show. You can feel free
to text over your question over to two to ninety
seven for Pride Month queries for the headeros and we're
gonna take a quick break and then Greggy he's got
some more questions plenty, all right, so plenty more questions.
You can help us out if you have thoughts on

(01:06:14):
any of the things that were already brought up. You
can also text over. You can call in eight seven
seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Show. We'll be right back now.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
The reminder, what do you show? Problem? Coming up on Saturday?

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
So excited thoughts on the prom nervous if there's gonna
be dancing because.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
I don't want to dancing? You want slow dance? Slow dance? Yes,
because that's just what we call huggin rock.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
I've never done two dresses. Are you still decided what
you're I've never gonna bring too, just in case one doesn't. Vanie,
it's been a bingee week.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Oh but no other questions, no other thoughts.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
Uh no, let's just party hang out.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
Yeah, I'm just helping my dress fits.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Have you not tried to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Because I'm borrowing it from a friend.

Speaker 11 (01:07:02):
I'm going to get it today and now I need
to try. And if it doesn't fit, I'm going to
be like in crunch time shopping.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
For why wouldn't it fit?

Speaker 6 (01:07:09):
It's probably too big. It's probably not too big. I
don't think I think it'll fit.

Speaker 11 (01:07:14):
But it's going to be long because she's tall, and
so I'll need to get this like like a hem
kind of tape because I can't actually alter it to
myself and just you know, hope, hope for the best.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Yeah, it's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
You can go to Downtown Disney and get like a
little mermaid dress.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Yeah, I go to the lippity boppy boutique.

Speaker 11 (01:07:29):
Yes done, Yes, all right, all right, And now that
I have a solid plan, I'm feeling much better.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Well, yeah, the problem is on Saturday, and you don't
have to dress up anything special.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
No, we're literally whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
There's no dress code. We're just dressing up because it's
you know, we're dumb. Yeah, yeah, I want to do
We just decided that we were gonna do it. Now
you're free to do that. I'm thinking, I'm thinking there
will be enough people who are dressed nicely as if
it's like a legit prom.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
Yeah, it will be my first ever problem.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Never wants them come support.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
What do you use? First problem?

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
It's this Saturday, seven to eleven PM and Marongo Casino
Resort and Spa. The Spasmatics will be performing. DJ Scottie
Fox will be spinning. We'll have some uh some giveaways.
You just gotta be twenty one or older otherwise it
is free and again I wouldn't worry about capacity problem
that we are in this massive ballroom at Marongo. We

(01:08:22):
do all of our events that same ballroom, but this
is the first time in a long time we've done
one on a Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Yeah, that's gonna be our last event for a.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
While, so hopefully we'll see a Saturday at Marongo.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
It's Pride month. Greg is asking some questions of us,
the heateroes, the hardcore heteros. Yeah, queries for the heteroes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Next on the list is why do straight guys make
so much fun of slash belittle skincare? Why do you
equate skincare with gains? Because it is.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
A female dominated and centric activity, right, But why because
they are obsessed with their appearance.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
We're the only ones with skin.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
I'm obsessed with.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
What about people who spend all day in the gym?
Are they not obsessed with their appearance?

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
I mean, in a way, yes, but that's a different
angle on it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
I was gonna say, I don't know, like a guy's
skin is supposed to be rough and tough.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
And also that, yeah, it's funny. We were shooting that
movie on an actual real horse farm last last summer
and one of the actual cowboys there, saw one of
the camera guys just putting on sunscreen. He's all right,
because it's unmanly to put on screen exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
That kind of reiterates the question, why is it unmanly
or un.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
Have you ever shook a guy's hand that's very soft, producer,
we used to have and what a tweety.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
I mean, like, my hands are pretty soft, but I
got city hands, Yeah, because they were worked to day
in my life.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
You're taking it out the head. It has to do
with softness and caring about being pretty, you know. That's
that's what Whereas real men don't care that they're rugging
and hard.

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
Look, I'm all about skincare I love it, but I
say that, yeah, I mean perceived to be a man,
a strong man.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
You don't have soft skin, but you don't care about
your skin.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
I think most guys never think about it. It's not
part of your regular routine. You just don't think about it.
I never thought about it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
I don't like the smell of lotion to begin with,
so then I'm just avoided lotion. Yeah, and we're certainly
not buying. Guys just don't buy like a bunch of
different products to put on their face, and first I
do this scrub and then I do.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
This other thing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Well, the serum, and I'll back from a science standpoint
of that stuff even works. But beyond that, yeah, it's
it's your women are sold on that whole industry.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
I don't disagree with any of that. And I'm with you, Woodie.
It smells. I find it greasy. And they say, oh,
this one doesn't smell in it. Yeah, this one, yeah,
yeah it is, And yeah it does, but it is unscented.

Speaker 10 (01:10:56):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
It's usually in the winter time, my hands get so
dry that they crack and bleed and I have to
put it on. And I don't think like, oh this
is unmanly. It's just oh, I'm soon. That's different. I'm
thinking skin when when you say so damn drop, when.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
You say skincare, I'm thinking about like what my wife
does before she goes to bed. It takes her ten
minutes to go through the routine of she puts the
other thing in that keeps her hair out of her face,
then she puts something on there, and then she rushed push,
she grabs another bottle something, puts that on there. Then
washes her face off and then drives that and then
does something else before like what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:11:30):
But every guy know who's ever been like, oh, like like,
give me a hit of that, and I'll put it
on and I'll be like, oh damn, it feels amazing.

Speaker 11 (01:11:37):
It really does, because I was never into it either,
and then once I started, I was like, oh my gosh,
my face has never felt so great in it's life.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
We're also the same people who use the same exact
stuff to wash our hair that we do to wash
our face and our.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Balls hot on.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
It all works just fine.

Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
It all works fine, like dry eggs and a skin.

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
May I shout out.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
My favorite cream? Oh yes, yeah, it's the first Ay
Ultra repair cream.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
It feels life changing when you put it on.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Oh I've used it and it's amazing. And they used
to have the best shampoo. They have great products all around.

Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
I really would highly write tipo.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
The only time I put lotion on my face is
after I shave, and I bought this one and I
can't for the life and you remember what it's called,
and they promised it wouldn't be greasy, and sure enough,
it's a greasy well.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
When you guys say it feels amazing, is you just
feel like cool or fresh? Like, yeah, it feels well,
that's just because they put like aromatic oils in it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
Your skin feels soft.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
I don't know, it feels good, it's nice. Try some
try you might like it, and so of booze, but
I don't want those.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
You know this one I like. So the question is
do you like having gay friends? And there before you
answer it, the argument is you should because they're not
competing for women. Women tend to like gay men, so
that would attract more women to the group, and then
that means less competition. So the question is do you
like having gay friends?

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Good question, because I mentioned this before. I have one
of the best places to go pick up chicks is
gay bars. Yes, for sure, you know which people don't like.
But guess what it's shooting fishing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
A barrow exactly. So when you're at the gay bar,
do you have to overcompensate? Like, Okay, we get it,
you're straight.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Don't You just have to be regular?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Trust me?

Speaker 7 (01:13:22):
People know they Yeah, you stand out as a straight
guy in a gay bar.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Sure.

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Shout out to the cafe in San Francisco, but the
having a gay guys as friends, I think it's super fun.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
I never thought about it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
Like I was gonna say trick question about it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
I haven't thought it because I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Yeah, I've never like, I've never used gay friends to
get chicks right, Like, but Team Best is talking about
like going to the the gay bars and whatever. Now
I've been out with my gay friends. I think I
told you about that one club that we went to
in New York City. Speed to getting your ears pierced.
That's uh, because I got a second piercing and in

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my ears at that night when we went out, we
were so trashed. We'd gone out for dinner, drinking, drinking,
drinking as all of my gay friends are hardcore drinkers,
including Greg, and we got so drunk they were like,
let's go get a piercing. So we ended up we

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were in New York City. We ended up in some
place at Grene Village, got a piercing. Then ended up
in some club that had multiple levels like floors. They
had a Madonna floor, they had a show Tunes floor,
they had like a regular club floor.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
So we're in this on the one floor, m which
one it was, and so drunk. I'm sitting on this
kind of couch thing. I kind of half pass out.
But then I I like looked around to see where
my friends were, and right next to me on the
couch was some dude getting a mouth party. I go,
all right, that sobered me up real quick. I'm like,
all right, I stood up like.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
I had too out with showkiller that night.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
That's that's the gay friend that he and who's his boyfriend, Adam.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
You guys know Adam too. Of course, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
I think gay guys don't seek us out his friends
because we're not interested in the same social activities.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
You know. In certain ways, that's a good part.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
Also, going out with your gay friends is way better
than going out with your straight friends because you never
have to worry about your gay friends at the end
of the night, because they are going to go probably
hook up with somebody and go off like your straight
guy friends. If you're with a couple of them, they're
not hooking up with anybody, and then you're just gonna
have to dish them and leave them alone and feel bad.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Or host them. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Yeah, I'm not gonna have to try to protect my
gay friend from the yeah, no, you can't hook.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
He doesn't want to protect.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
As a side note, the same way that you find
it obnoxious that straight dudes, hetero dudes feel the need
to show and whatever hell hetero they are, it's just
as aning when gay dudes feel the need to show
improve all the time, how gay they are. You know,
the words like we get it right, we get it

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like everything goes back to that. Oh, I've agreed with
that my whole life. Yeah, I know, you do mega
annoy I know, but just you know, a little little
side note to the conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
That's the thing to think about. What straight guys like
to do when we get together is king of the
king of the hillet. We just kind of screw around,
don't really talk about much, don't talk about but gay
guys they're hot, goss.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
You know, it's talking about feelings.

Speaker 9 (01:16:31):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Look it's kitty cat stuff, you know, So we don't
like doing that kitty cat What does that mean? Like,
you know, gossiping, small.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Caddy. You talk about home improvement and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
We talk about all that and music.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Yeah, I talk about like what countertop you want in
the kitchens?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I give me one more question here, greg. It's Pride
Month queries for the headeros.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
It's completely fine if the answer is no, but four
dads in this room that would only be Woody. Would
you be comfortable if your son told you he was gay? Yeah?
I thought about it, have you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Because I have other other friends who their kids, even
if it ended up being an experimental face that they
didn't take it so well. And I try to put
myself in that situation, like how would I react? I mean,
what do I care?

Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
Yeah, I just don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
I just don't really understand how. And maybe because I've
had so many gay people in my life friends, you know,
my lesbian sister, my half brother, he's gay. I don't
know how I missed the gay Like how did that right?

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
Like Shay Gillis's joke almost got me.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
No, But so like you know, that's a good question
because like anymore, like in this day and age, I mean,
I'm sure there's people out there, but it's like does
anybody care exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
I would be the people that really want to. I
would be the family name out there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
No, I would be annoyed by it if he ended
up or she ended up being one of those like
we're just talking.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
About like I can only go to the baseball game
on gay night. Yeah, we get it. You can only
take a gay cruise, right, gotta go to Fire Island
for like, oh, that would be annoying.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
But if it's like, Okay, they are there, they are
just them, they are who they are, but they are gay,
I don't what.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Do I care.

Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
But he's bringing home a nice boy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Fine. Great.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
Yeah, In fact, that's been kind of a dreams like
maybe my daughter would be a lesbian. I don't think
it's that way because she she definitely has interesting boys.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
So she's all about Benson Boone.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
That's right, loves Benson Boone, gossips with her little friends
at school about who's got a crush on who, and
you know, boy stuff, and.

Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
She's super into softball.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
No, no, she likes horses and animals and you know,
damn it, she's not a lesbian.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Skincare all these old twelve and thirteen year old girls
are in the skin.

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
But I wish I was thirteen. I wouldn't have these problems.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
No flannel, no softball, doesn't want a motorcycle. You know,
she did like Jojo Sea, but then she flipped back Yeah,
that was also like when she was super little. Had
no idea about that. Yeah, it was just about the
bows or what everyone. Yeah, well, Greg, I hope answered
some of your questions.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Some answers still wondering about the lifting up of the shirt.
Thank you don't get it. That's a douchebro thing.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
That could be like a Jersey shore thing. Yeah, but
like no one has abs anymore. So who are you
showing up?

Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Thank you, Greg, We're gonna take a quick break more.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
What do you show his next?

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Hang on?

Speaker 15 (01:19:32):
I think what you're talking about that sensation. I don't
think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
I think it.

Speaker 15 (01:19:37):
I think there may be some kind of effect where
you know you've gone and I can feel the warmth
kind of like headed down toward my test.

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
The woody.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
Well Greg and his bad neighbors, We've heard plenty about them.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
For the most part, I have really great neighbors.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Everybody's got a bad neighbor, and if you don't, that's
because you're the bad neighbor. Right to hear about this
woman in Florida. She's sixty five years old, she drove
her car onto a bike path and she was chasing
down a teenager who was on an electric bicycle. She
told the cops that she was following him because he
was riding his bike too fast and she wanted to

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speak with his parents.

Speaker 6 (01:20:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Another driver saw what was going on was able to
block her car and help the kid out get them
out of the situation. The woman was arrested for aggravated
assault with the deadly weapon he could killed him, reckless driving,
hit with a citation for driving on a sidewalk.

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
That's why I think like having a spike strip would
be kind of cool, but you would get a major trouble, right.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
You used your own spike strip?

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Yeah, I did see. There's this system for police cars
that are involved in chases where the cop car just
has to get up behind the car they're chasing just
close enough. Did you see this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
And it like launches some sort of net or this
kind of tangles.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
It folds down from the front of the police car
and it kind yeah, and what it does It kind
of like gets caught up in the back wheel, so
it grabs the car that it's chasing by the back
wheels and basically lassos it. Oh damn, because then the
squad car just applies the brakes and it goes whoa.
It just stops them in their tracks. So there's no

(01:21:39):
pitting like a net gun for a car. There's there's
no spike strips. And when I watched and when I
watched the video of this, I'm thinking like, man, why
doesn't every why doesn't every cop car have this?

Speaker 7 (01:21:53):
Because the television stations pay them off not to have.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Yeah, it's big ratings, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
There's there's a ton of spike stripts for sale on Amazon.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Good sounds like a deep on the up and up.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
Should Yeah, let us know what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Yeah, I didn't know Joe Blow could buy a spike strip.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Some bad neighbor news seventy two year old guy in Florida.
He called nine one one on his neighbors claiming that
somebody was shooting an AR fifteen in the roadway. Cops
show up at the neighbor's house. They only saw the
family there having a barbecue. Oh, a bunch of little
kids running around playing No AR fifteen. No one's shooting anything.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Let's be a neighbor beef.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
So they talked to several other neighbors. None of them
had heard or saw any gunfire. Turns out, the guy
like the guy who called him, His name is Samuel.
He is called nine one one on them hundreds of times,
and according to the report quote, frequently stops in front
of their residence to yell obscenities at the family. In total,

(01:22:50):
Samuel has made three thousand, four hundred calls to nine
one one this year alone. We're halfway through the year,
sixteen thousand calls over the last five years. Six hundred
and forty seven of those thirty four hundred calls this
year we're targeted at the neighbor having the barbecue. So

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he's accused them of everything from selling drugs, shooting guns
to sort of the conduct I mean, you name it,
but long story longer. They arrested him for stalking and
for filowing a false report. Finally, he was also charged
with the resisting arrest on a kind of He tried
to fight the cops as they were handcuffing him, and
please said, by the way, no evidence of any mental

(01:23:32):
health issues. He's just a dick. It's pretty obvious that's
what they were saying. They're like Yeah, this guy's just
a prick. Yeah, he wasn't drunk, he wasn't high, he's
got no mental health issues.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
He's just a dick.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Well, listen to the numbers on those calls again, how
many thirty four hundred calls this year alone?

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
Can't you just disconnect his phone at that point because
this sounds like the show that we've talked about, fear
Thy Neighbor, which I'm obsessed with on ID channel, and
this always leads to like someone's head getting blown off.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
His rap sheet includes multiple battery convictions, d UI, passing
bad checks, violating probation, pop possession, to sorely intoxication. And
this is my favorite charge on his rap sheet, failure
to return rented merchandise.

Speaker 6 (01:24:18):
Winner.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
It's just so random, it's pretty funny. It's the kind
of guy that just wishes he had the world to himself. Yeah,
and it's never going to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
Yeah, I wish it was set up. And you hear
about people being falsely accused all the time. I wish
it was set up that when you falsely accused somebody
of something and it turns out to be false, you
get charged with whatever you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Accuse them of. That.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
So if you accuse somebody of rape and nothing really happened,
you would then go to jail for the amount of
time that someone convicted of that crime that you were
alleging did.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
Yeah, gamble, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
So think about it, you know, long and hard before
you decide that you're going to accuse somebody of you know, so,
what would it be for shooting an AR fifteen in
the roadway If that really was happening, or any of
these other things that this guy was saying that the
neighbors were doing that they weren't it turns out to
be false, then you should be written up as if
you had shot an AR fifteen in the roadway.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
I like, it's gonna need this guy and they had
a full time cop just to respond to his calls.

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
Right, love it because you dedicated off you know, they
can't just ignore that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
I mean Trevor Bauer the picture for the for the
Dodgers that got wrongfully accused of the woman completely made
it all up. He countersuit her. He just won like
three hundred and ninety thousand dollars from her, which she
does not have.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
So that' stings symbolic.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
And welcome back.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
It's the beginnings of a Tuesday morning. Isn't it beautiful
that we're together to experience it?

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
I know, it's like, oh day, here we are. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Yeah, MENASA is the latest in the world of entertainment
coming up here in just a couple of minutes. June seventeenth,
that is today, It's Global garbage Man Day.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
All right, shout out to the garbage man.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
So one of my first things that I ever wanted
to be was a garbage guy. I wanted to drive
the garbage trucks that picked the dumpsters up in front
of the truck and then dump.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
It over the top.

Speaker 6 (01:26:12):
Those front loaders.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Oh man, them front loading Yeah, joints, yeah, them front
loading dumpster. Garbage truck man, those things are cool.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
I wanted to be the dude that got to stand
on the back of it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
See to me, that's a real garbage guy. The guy drives, Okay,
he's like an old man or whatever, But that's the
garbage man. Is the guy who's out there touching the trash.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Yeah, out there dirty.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
What was the There was a comedy movie late eighties
early nineties, Man It work Men at work?

Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
Oh yeah, h Norm McDonald, Charlie.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Charlie, that's right where they are. And they were garbage dude.

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
A couple of let's see, they were wise crackers and
they played by their own rules until one day spider alert.
Garbage they found in a garbage in a drum. A
body let them down.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
My history.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
Oh can I tell you something else that I love
about garbage?

Speaker 7 (01:27:02):
Yeah, I'm kind of addicted to it. I'm addicted to
the garbage washing now, the services that wash the bill. Yeah,
it's kind of cool because they put a little air
freshener in there too.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
It's not it's not like everywhere, and it's not like
in every city across the country. But now because most
people have the bins that get to roll out and stuff,
so these uh, these different uh, these different areas will
have it's a completely independent company of the of the
trash starvers. They'll come around, they'll clean your bins. They
show up, they put they put them on the back
of the truck and it kind of flips them upside

(01:27:34):
down and it's an automated like pressure wash system that
SuDS them, sprays them out and then yeah, you're right,
they uh they spray them like a little like, uh
kind of air freshener kind of thing, and they look
brand new.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
The thing is sea best have dogs, so they smell
like duty. So the actual cans themselves aren't necessarily filthy,
No they are.

Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
Yeah, I mean mine can get a little bit filthy,
but it's just the overall, like constant dog duty that goes.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
And do you not own in your house a hose?

Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
I do, And I get what you're saying, I should
just be cleaning them myself, but I don't really have
a vessel where I could, Like, I don't know where
the water can drain somewhere, so.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
You don't want trash water.

Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
Going out into the street.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
It's also not something you do all the time. I
would say, like, you know once a year.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Washing thing.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
To like every four months, are you right?

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Wow, I still haven't done it. I thought about doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Surprise you haven't. Yeah, we get the little we get.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
The little advertisement flyer thing in the mail every once
in a while. I think, like, you know, we're gonna
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
It's pretty good yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
I'll tell You's Bunker Hill Day. It's a National mascot day.
Nursing Assistance Day is today and then on the food
tip it's National Apples Throughtle Day, National Eat your Vegetables Day,
and Stewart's root Beer Day.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
Can I sell you what Bunker Hill is? That's a
well Samy should know. The Battle of bunker Hill is
a big Revolutionary War Boston thing.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Tell us all about bunker Hill. Bunker Hill it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Was the key you know, character in this.

Speaker 11 (01:29:15):
I know about like the Boston Tea Party and the
Boston massacre.

Speaker 16 (01:29:19):
What about what about Bunker Hill? I don't Once you
give us the little history on that. Well, it is
that I don't know everything about it. That's why I
passed to Sammy, because you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Get your thrills on bunker Hill.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
No eyes up again, I've told you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
I look, you can say I told you I don't
know about it other than what it is in general.

Speaker 11 (01:29:41):
When you don't know about it, you have to point
to someone else who is.

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
From the area.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Yeah, which is what In general?

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
It was like a battle. The Battle of bunker Hill
was part of the Revolutionary War and the Boston area.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Who won? I assume the Bunkers won.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
I assume it was a battle that we won on
account of celebrators. What was the US fighting in the
Revolutionary War. I guess Australia totally.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Speaking of history, it was today menace. Yes, in nineteen
ninety four, okay, ninety five million Americans watched on television
as oh uh, come on.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Menace, Oh you got another one Today.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
In nineteen ninety four TV, ninety five million Americans watched
on television as the slow movie Hour, Please Chase. Oh
that White Bronco.

Speaker 5 (01:30:37):
Oh, I thought that was pre ninety four. That was like,
that was today's ninety five. It's more than I would
have expected. Yeah, today in nineteen ninety four, damn menace.
What's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 7 (01:30:48):
Well, Good Morning America is no longer broadcasting from Times
Square my favorites.

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
I love Times Square.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
Yeah, that was such a big thing for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
They had MTV.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
Remember had the TRL Time Square Studio huge. Yeah, a
lot of people like they had all those street level.

Speaker 7 (01:31:03):
I know, I'm sure you worked there, loved it, community
to work every day.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
So where are they gonna do it from?

Speaker 7 (01:31:09):
So they're gonna be well, just a real quick recap.
They have been broadcasting there since nineteen ninety nine, but
they have moved over to the Walt Disney Company's new
headquarters that are now in downtown Manhattan's Hudson Square. Okay,
the Hudson That Hudson area, Hudson Yards is like totally evamped,
Like all these like cool companies are in there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Even Ariana Grande lives over there.

Speaker 7 (01:31:34):
Oh wow, that's all I would need to know. It's popping,
you know. Hey, guys, check it out. Yeah, I would
love to live in Hudson Yards.

Speaker 5 (01:31:44):
That'd be cool.

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
Look it up, all.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Right, except for they had that thing that looks like
a pine cone a little bit. I don't know that
like a big apartment building thing.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
Yeah, but the people they don't allow people to walk
up it anymore because people kept on jumping.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
Off, all right for everyone?

Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Yeah, how about the Greg You love Squid Games? Yes,
the new Squid Games trailer for season three is out now.
Have you watched it?

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
I have not. I hope it's better than season two.

Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
Yeah, that was kind of a week.

Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
It was like, Yeah, I couldn't even get into season
two like you, I was obsessed with season one, but
season two I try to watch it. I even get seen.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
Like season two didn't really cover any new ground.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
No, yeah, it really didn't, and they just tried to
be you know, like more diverse because of you.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
I never even bothered watching it. I loved Squid Games.

Speaker 7 (01:32:29):
Yeah, season three though premiere's June twenty seven, so you're
not around.

Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
It was pretty fast between season two and three.

Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
Greg, you should apply to be on there with the
Squid Games reality show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Yeah, I'd be so good at that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
Wait, you knock it out of the park. All right,
how about this? Have you ever watched this?

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:32:44):
You know I have a new Lego obsession, but I
have never watched Lego Masters, the TV show. I know
it's been on for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
I've heard of it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
Is that the one that Will Arnett hosts?

Speaker 7 (01:32:53):
Yes, well he did. Oh so he has been hosting
it for about five seasons now. But because he's always
looking for work, Nick Cannon is hosting Lego masks.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
That's gonna be so hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
Now, well, I mean, maybe gets free Legos for all
eighteen hundred kids and knowing it for the plug and
as Menace will tell you them, legos are expensive.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
Dude, They're mad expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Yeah what were you telling me? There's like a new
trend with these companies?

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Yes, they're basically letting employees buy Legos and they'll reimburse
you to buy Lego adults.

Speaker 7 (01:33:28):
Yeah, I was looking at puzzles legos. Yeah, I was
looking at this business trade website and they were just
talking about how the top three accounting firms are giving
all their employees one thousand dollars to use on Legos
if they.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Want Legos or puzzles or things like that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:48):
It's cheaper than a raise.

Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
And I'm like, wow, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Okay, pretty awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
How about you just give me, you know what, also
to make me pretty happy an extra thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
Just give me skip skip me going to eBay.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Yeah, the thing like, hey guys, while you know, just
to show you how much we appreciate you all year long,
we're going to do this pizza party right around the holidays.
How about instead of whatever you spend on pizza and.

Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Give us fourteen dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Yeah, just split it up rather than fifteen bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:34:13):
Yeah for real?

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Yeah, you want on.

Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
One a thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
In legos, necessarily.

Speaker 7 (01:34:18):
A thousand dollars spread out throughout the year, four one
thousand bucks straight up for legos.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
If I could gift it, I have no use for
the Legos. Yeah, none, not even one set? No not.
I mean there's there's one. I thought.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
The guy that is way into the Lego thing, I
told you he has like a like a functional radio.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
That's oh yeah, that's like.

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
An old boombox. So you build a Lego boom box.
But then you can actually, yeah, usually one of those
for somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Do you want one? No? Okay, I thought, but I
thought it was a seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
I had to get a Lego and build one that
would be the one to be most interested.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
It's going to take up my time and money in space.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
I don't hate.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
I don't hate legos, just I had a Lego phase
when I was a kid. My kids were in the
Legos and they're they're cool and everything else they get
for what they are. Like, I don't even watch television
at this point because I don't have enough time. I'd
rather watch Nathan or uh not Yellowstone land Man.

Speaker 5 (01:35:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:35:11):
Someone asked me, like, oh, check out this Eiffel Tower
Lego set. That's seven hundred dollars. You would totally do that, right,
I know. I think that most I would probably spend
on Legos would be a hundred bucks Max oh Man,
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
I get it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
It's a money wasterer.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
But I've said I know it'll never work because people
would never send all their pieces back. But I wish
there was a Lego library, Like, Okay, I built it.
Now I'm sending I'm taking apart, I'm sending it back
and I'm gonna get a new set.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Well, I mean you can do that. There's those like stores.
They're called man what they call it, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
Rental subscriptions.

Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
I was I thought I maybe up.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
No, there's actually a Lego place that's by my house,
and it's not they're not affiliated with Lego. It just
like it's a secondhand thing. And they also sell new
Lego sets. But they have if you have like a
missing piece or you have set you want to bring in,
they'll I'm off.

Speaker 6 (01:36:00):
It's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
There's a lot more of those places. Papaa.

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
There's a Lego club in Hudson, New York. Get the library.
You can show it to.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
The library.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
No, yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Could go with you. Yeah cool?

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
Great arian Yeah rules all right. The Simpsons now they're
closing in on their fortieth anniversary, but they did announce
that they're going from twenty two episodes per season now
to seventeen. And the thing is, I feel like I
haven't watched The Simpsons forever, But every time it's on

(01:36:36):
and I go, oh, you know what, I'll check it out,
I feel like I already saw the episode. Does that
happen to you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
I haven't watched the Simpsons in years.

Speaker 7 (01:36:44):
I can watch it for years and years and years,
but then there'll be a episode on I turn on
IM like I saw this episode.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
It was the first fifteen seasons, but I haven't watched
anything in fifteen years.

Speaker 6 (01:36:54):
Well that's the thing to that point. I say this
with the respect because I think we all love the Simpsons.
The idea of the Simpsons. I don't think anyone's going
to notice them going from twenty two to seventeen episode.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
I think that's very very few people, especially the way
the people watch TV now. Yeah, but I would think
it'd be easier to make new episodes that used to
take them forever.

Speaker 7 (01:37:11):
Right yeah, yeah, a full year for each.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
Episode, But now it's like, look at the technology, guys,
Hey you can you can pop on those things out
like South Park's been down for years.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Just do it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:21):
And if you have not missed The news has been
flowing around for a while, but I didn't really see it.
Make it big splash anywhere. Denzel Washington will be joining
the cast of Black Panther. Oh so I know your
big Denzel Washington head gray like a big black Canster fan,
you know Black Panther. So get really for some Denzel coming.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
At you, I'll get right, but not today.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Oh hear another question? Hot or not?

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Denzel not? He's way okay in his prime? Is he
his power prime? Still the hot?

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
Did you see him in that Jake Jellhalan movie. He's
all frumpy and gross.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
Like you got to type in twenty twenty five, Nzel Washington.

Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
I just saw him in the Gladiator movie part too.
You watched that it was streaming on streaming. I didn't
go to see it. Yeah, it was pretty it was terrible,
just stupid sharks. Denzel Washington cool. I'd love to sit
down and have like a drink of them or whatever,
would you like? Yeah, actual purpose not these days.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
Time.

Speaker 6 (01:38:20):
It was it's more about like the attitude.

Speaker 11 (01:38:21):
I was gonna say, he's a very wagger, farming kind
of guy.

Speaker 4 (01:38:24):
Sea best character. Yeah, yeah, that's what we all think.
Washington who's you remind me of?

Speaker 8 (01:38:29):
Yeah, back showing its shiver.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
We're gonna sit. She was like, it's shiver and you know,
we don't do.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
What I will start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to
Kendrick Lamar on the radio every five seconds.

Speaker 7 (01:38:47):
Yea, he were with Yeah, he was just in Toronto, yep,
and it went over very well.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
He is thirty eight years old.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
Will Forte comedian actor snl Last Man on Earth. He's
fifty five. Tennis legend Venus Williams is forty five. Mark
Lynn Baker, who people of a certain age remember is
Larry Appleton on Perfect Strangers. Oh my God, remember Balki's roommate.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Of course, Larry kid Death.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
Who was He's seventy one today. Filmmaker Bobby Fairley of
the Fairly Brothers is sixty seven. Fairly Brothers responsible for
movies like Dumb and Dumber, something about Mary Kingpin, a
lot of those films. Sixty seven today. Actor Thomas Hayden
Church is sixty five. He was Jack in the movie Sideways.
He was on the TV show Wings. He was in
Spider Man three. I think, oh see celebrated, But who else?

(01:39:36):
Jody Whittaker She's forty three actress thirteenth thirteenth doctor was
the thirteenth doctor and doctor who uh sure, Yeah, that's
I've never understood doctor who coudn't.

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
Tell you what the hell is out about it? So
was the X number of doctor as a media ears OFFAZ.

Speaker 4 (01:39:55):
Actor Greg Knnear remember him? Where's he been?

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
Just thinking about him last night?

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
Ary Morana's like, where the hell's Greg knear Bit?

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
I love lots of stuffs.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Good as it gets a little miss Sunshine. He was
the host of Talk Soup He's sixty two and comedian
actor Joe Piscopo. He was on SNL in the early
nineteen eighties. I'll tell you where he is. He hosts
a weekend Frank Sinatra radio show in New York. Oh yeah, well,
if you ask me. His greatest work was done playing
Michael Keaton's brother Danny Verman and Johnny Dangerously one of
my loved that movie Hung Me on a Hook once

(01:40:27):
once and today Barry mother e f and Manilo has
a birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:40:32):
You guys, who are you a fan of O?

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
I am a fan of O. He's got so many
great songs. Greg, you know his songs.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
You know, I couldn't name them by hold on, let's
see here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
Her name was Okay, that's the one I could name
was Copa Gabanna.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Guys got.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
Yeah Chu Chuck.

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Tony always handed bar across the crowd and the man
they had each other who got.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
The copa bade?

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
See what else?

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
Here?

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
You would know you would know this song, right, Mandy
O minute?

Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
Okay, yeah you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
Know that one? Send you? Oh you know that you
would know this song too? Hold on, you get this instead?
Your word?

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
I don't the choice?

Speaker 9 (01:41:43):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Yeah, how about this one? This one? No cads smile with.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Brackets.

Speaker 6 (01:41:57):
That's what you're analo?

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
You sing?

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
Laugh?

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
And that kids, none of them. Mother like to do anything.
I write the songs, right.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
Barry Manelo reminds me of my grandma, Like she would
aways have whatever the radio stage she was that was
playing this crab the best that crab could say, but
like she had yeah she had these going man. Yeah anyway, Barry,
mother think I'm a fellow. Real Barry Manilow is eighty
two years old today.

Speaker 6 (01:42:37):
It's a little conceited to have a song that's I
write the songs that make the whole world sing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
Yeah, it's like, wow, good job, get over yourself y.

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
Your porn of birthday Today is Ava Austin and today's
birthday girl. She's been stretched out more than a pair
of spanks at the Vegas buffet and looking over her
resume one hundred and forty adult films, she really has
a thing for doing it in taxicabs. Check out some
of these titles like Backseat Thrills for Taxi Drivers. She
was in Taxi Cab Owner dishes out anal sex volume

(01:43:07):
one also British Spanish Lesbian Taxi Fund. She was in
Redhead finger Banged by a cabby. She found her name
and who can forget her unforgetable role in sporting lesbians
in taxis all right. That is Ava Austin, who is
forty years old today and met Chipporno. Birthday, your celebrity birthdays,

(01:43:30):
and that is a Tuesday morning. Look at what's happening
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We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody shows next, hang.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
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had Vaughn's Juneteenth Challenge. One of the challenges to earn
our black car. We have a day off on Thursday.
It's a company holiday for Juneteenth. But you know us, honkey,
should we get it?

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
You got to earn it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
Brand new redneck news on the show today as well
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Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
Yeah, when you see the words per my last email,
remember that's just code for can you not read? That's
that's like on the professional level of bless their heart.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
Yeah, yeah, right, totally right, Like hey idiot, yeah your
last email?

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Read my email? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for given the Woody show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
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