FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 18th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of his broken listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
All right, midweek? It is Wednesday. Finally I thought all
day yesterday, I thought it was Wednesday. Well, got thinking
it was wednesday, drove in thinking it was wednesday, got
to my desk yesterday morning, started working thinking it was Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I feel you it was. I asked everybody, what day?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Is it? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
It was a cold shower, A harsh reality learning that
it was only Tuesday. But yeah, here finally, Wednesday morning,
it's June eighteenth.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
There you thought it was yep.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That's Greg Gory.
Hia Menace is here.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
What is up? He is our social media director.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
You can find us, you can follow us, look for
us there at the Woodies Show. We got there's Gina grat,
we got Sea Bass, Morgan's here, Sammy's here, we got
von our video producer, we got Bort and Menji and
the Woody Show production department holding things down. Phone's open
for you, of course, anytime you want to call in
anything you want to be a part of topic contest,

(01:39):
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Yeah right, Also all the big trending news headlines. We'll
have the birthday's port of birthday in there as well.

(02:00):
I did have this one thing I wanted to ask
the ladies here on the Woodies show. So, Gina and
Sammy and Morgan, these are apparently things women think are
embarrassing but men don't care about.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, Yeah, and I run these kind of.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Things with my wife all the time. Like, my wife
is way more concerned about certain I'm like, who cares?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
She goes?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Are you serious? Like you wouldn't care?

Speaker 5 (02:21):
X y Z No, what do you Until you brought
it up, I wouldn't even thought about it? Yeah, Like,
so do you care about these things? Do you find
them embarrassing?

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
If you do, according to the numbers, you're a chick
because men don't care about any of this stuff. Number
one farts and burps, which we've heard before. Morgan absolutely true.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Just told a story about how she uh it was
an accident.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Or I like, you know, turned the wrong way on
the couch and it squeaked out of me and I
was just like.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Mortifying started in front of her boyfriend. But I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Believe guys don't care. I truly don't believe. Don't well,
I don't believe.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I actually prefer it really if girls do it, Like.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
If you have to fart or burp, just do it. Yeah,
it's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
I mean, if it be funny about it, it happens,
but I prefer Yeah, you don't want to be grossed up.
I was like, you got to rip them constantly, like.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Constantly, like a good one off. You know what I'm saying,
totally well, and then you give me a game out
of it. You say, I think this floorboard is losing
you fart.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I mean, I rather want everyone be a lady.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
I'd rather just be a human who farts, not getting
up off the couch because I have to fart, but
you still make sound, that's true, but they will stink
and then I'll be like, just by the way.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Our one friend Tony, his wife Beth, she burbs like
a trucker and I find it so funny.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 9 (03:48):
I think burps are pretty funny. I'm jealous because I
can't do it.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Wait, you can't fart, you can't burn.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I told you that.

Speaker 10 (03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (03:56):
Yeah, And like I'll do that one like weird long up.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What if you take it like a big swig of
your die coke. I'll do like a like a weird hiccup.

Speaker 9 (04:05):
Yeah, I've been People have tried to teach me to burp,
and they just swallow air and then I'm like gonna die.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Things that women think are embarrassing. Men don't care about
your driver's license photo.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Oh yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I care, I for sure care.

Speaker 12 (04:19):
No one cares about that, honestly.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
But you have to show it to everybody.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Someone you don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, to the you know, check out clerk at the grocery.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Sir, you're just.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Standing right in front of Yeah, that's looking at you.

Speaker 11 (04:31):
That's looking up, looking down, looking up, looking down?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Who cares?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Uh sneezing naturally.

Speaker 11 (04:38):
Oh, you know, I don't care about that.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
There are a lot of women apparently who hold their
sneezes in.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, I do that.

Speaker 12 (04:44):
Oh well, you have a cute little sneeze anyways.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
Yeah, I hold it in that's and that's mostly how
I naturally sneeze. I I learned to do it a lot,
I think just from being in radio and being in
a room where MIC's are on and I don't want
anyone to hear me if.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
The show's happening. And now that's just how I sneeze.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, so that's one. Okay, here's something I don't understand.
I don't I've never really understood unless you're a news
organization and it's the evening news, Like if something happens
in the studio whatever, unless someone's coughing directly into the
microphone where it's right in.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
The listener's ear.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
But like if it's just like a one off sneeze
or someone's got a belch or whatever. Deal, Like people
like tiptoeing around here as if what we're doing in.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Here is so sacred. I think that's old timy like thinking, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (05:31):
I'm glad you feel that way.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, things, uh, women think are embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Men don't care about re wearing the same outfit.

Speaker 11 (05:42):
Oh I don't care about that.

Speaker 12 (05:43):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 8 (05:44):
I used to I did when I was younger, And
now have you seen us?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I just wear what I'm comfortable, like, I mean, I
will notice, but.

Speaker 9 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, the fact that you have broken up from
like the Joe Coy sweatshirt, like for a few days,
Like that's a big deal.

Speaker 12 (06:00):
Switch, Does I know I have a new sweat outfit now?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Look out?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I mean I wear the same thing all the time anyways,
So yeah, I think you care when you're younger.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
That goes away people seeing your house not being perfectly cleaned.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Can you image?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
I would rather die.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
That the lady.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, Cabo and I have gotten into arguments because I'm
like mad that he's at my house too early. I'm like,
you said you'd give me thirty more minutes, like go
in your car.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Someone like that.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
If I'm in a relationship with somebody, don't care. But
if you're having a company over, yeah, I'd be mortified. Yeah,
And doesn't have to be perfect. I just want it tidy,
like straightened up. I'm not talking about like where you
could take the white glove, drag it across the circles,
look at it and the lights.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
It looks good. Yeah, like just just tidy, that's all.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
An acne flare up, whether it's a bad one or
just one stupid standalone pimble.

Speaker 11 (06:54):
I mean it's it makes you self conscious.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
I mean I want to help you clear it up
there you go. Yeah, it's like a chick.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
For you.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Things women think are embarrassing but men don't care about.

Speaker 12 (07:08):
Yeah, I definitely care about blemishes on the face.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, I mean I'll hone in on it like immediately.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, and then you can tell when someone's talking to
you and that's all they're still. Yeah, it's like that
z it just hang there.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Like I was talking to somebody just the other day
who they had like a pimple right on their like
upper lip, not on the lip itself, but like where
your mustache would be. How do you not And this
thing looked like it was ready to explode that it
was like a vesuvius were in a splash zone. Huh
were you in a splash Yeah? I mean you know, dude,
I'm tired, Like, how do you not look in the

(07:45):
mirror all day long? All right, being out some back
to the clothing thing, being out somewhere and wearing the
same outfit as somebody else.

Speaker 11 (07:51):
Yeah, girls don't like that.

Speaker 12 (07:53):
Oh I don't care. I'll match with my friends. I'll
be like, what are you wearing, you want to wear
the same thing.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Let's go.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
But I was kind of a fancy event recently and
I was going to wear this one dress and I
saw that someone else was wearing it. I was like, Oh,
thank god, I didn't wear it though it been so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Scars, stretch marks or cellulate.

Speaker 12 (08:08):
Oh yeah, what are you embarrassing?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, dude, my father in law just had his knee
replaced not that long ago, and he's been here visiting
and he as hot as it is outside, he will
not wear shorts because he is self conscious about the scar.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
And he was like an old tiny dude.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Really, yeah, he's like one of those like old school
drinks beer ten o'clock in the man's man kind of dude.

Speaker 11 (08:29):
And this is a me scar.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm like, I haven't told him. I said, have you, Bruce?
Have you never watched Jaws?

Speaker 13 (08:36):
Right?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
But they're all sitting around comparing scars.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's cool.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Scars are very cool. I'm like, aren't you dying?

Speaker 7 (08:42):
He's like wearing jeans so hot, nobody trying to hit
that dog.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
So things women think are embarrassing, but men don't care
about eating a lot or finishing what's on your plate?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You intentionally leave something? No, No, he said, you get
a fat ass.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
No.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I think once you get a certain age, guys are
kind of impressed if you finish a meal, or if.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I would prefer that they finished the meal.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, don't waste my don't waste the who's a hungry lady?

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Small boobs, asymmetrical boobs or sagging boobs.

Speaker 12 (09:13):
I mean, no one wants saggy boobs, that's for sure, but.

Speaker 9 (09:17):
They don't look saggy when your clothes are on and
you got your bra like, you look quote unquote normal,
so you don't want to take it off.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
And then they just do Women obsess about boobs the way
that guys obsessed about like wiener size.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Some do.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, would that would that be the Wieners are the dudes?
Boobs are to chicks. Like pairing in the shower yea,
if anything, that's what you're gonna be self conscious about.

Speaker 11 (09:39):
Like if you have.

Speaker 9 (09:40):
Saggy boobs and you're with a guy and you're on
your back and they like know your armpits.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
That's a pro butts, but badges badge right, Like Greg
just said, comparing in the shower, do you guys compare booths.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, I mean yeah, when we shower together. Yeah, usually
we're doing we're showering to.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Making out loud in their heads, right, I mean like
you're in the shower and you see.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Each other and were so sweaty, like we need to shore.
I was just thinking, like what you said.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
It was like, oh, they're in the shower together comparing well.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah constantly, don't you. Guys shower all the time, you
get like at work, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
But women are well, I mean I guess there are
the old guys will walk around locker rooms at the gym. Yeah,
more so the younger more so than the younger dudes. O.

Speaker 12 (10:25):
The ladies do it too though, Yeah, the old old
love not having tops.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Oh yeah, when we were when we were on the
Disney cruise, I went and got a massage at the spot.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
My wife and I did that like whatever they call
the villa things. Yeah, yeah, it was cool anyway.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
So as we're in there, you know, locker rooms, changing everything,
there was a guy who was in there. You could
tell like he was just like loitering, and I was
like it was because he was waiting for me to
be done so that he could change like he wasn't
about to like change in front of somebody, was like
super self conscious or whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Meanwhile there's me, I don't give a crap, and he's.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Just standing there while you're trying to change, like you
get to.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Drink it in dog, you know what I mean, Like
getting into the robe getting naked, you know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (11:11):
That's interesting though, because that's not I wouldn't think that
that's your vibe.

Speaker 11 (11:14):
What you know, Like you won't just like go in
a public pool.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
I'm not walking around the locker room naked.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
But if I'm standing there at the locker and I
got a change into you know, the robe or a
bathing suit or something, I I'm just gonna change.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
I'm not gonna go like hey, then walk to the
hands up, do a laugh, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm not gonna be sitting there brushing my teeth,
drying my hair things like that. But I will I
will like quickly change, but I'm not trying to pitstop
it or wait for the room to be completely cleared
like dude, like you know, I'm assuming.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
You're not looking.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
He must have been mangled or he's assuming.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Maybe that I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, maybe at you looking at you dog.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Oh yeah, here, I'll give you one more than we'll
we'll move on things to women think that are embarrassing.
But men don't care about going to sell librations without gifts.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
For the host.

Speaker 11 (12:02):
I would never I would never go with them.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Women are so annoying about that. Like guys, you'll talk
to your buddy and you'll go, hey, man, so, uh
you know we want to.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Bring Yeah, you need to. They're like, no, we're good
because youmber okay, and.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Then that'll be the enemy. He's like, noah, man, I
stocked up, I got h I got your tequila, I
got you know whatever.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think you're all good and I got start.

Speaker 9 (12:22):
Though, that's at least asking if you just show up
like I'm here, I'm the gift.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
No, but like my wife will refuse to show up
empty hands so she has to have something or like
someone refuses to take no for an answer, which Gina
comes off is that kind of person like yeah, figure,
she was coming over, like no, I'm bringing some like
I just.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Don't want to empty handed.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
So that's almost as bad as the what's for dinner conversation?
Like you know, we have all the food I went
out and spend a bunch of money. I have a
bunch of drinks. I have a bunch of everything. We
have desserts. We're all good.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
You don't have to bring anything.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
I would say, fine, and then we wouldn't have this
conversation again, and I would show up with something.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
But what do you bring in that desert?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Thank you?

Speaker 13 (13:00):
Ever?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Ever, I don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I'm embarrassed. Member Sea Bass's cocktail party he had a
way back when. Yeah, I showed up empty handed. And
it wasn't until like I got there and saw everyone
else showing up with a bottle of wine or whatever.
And then I think about that often.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
That that was really rude of me.

Speaker 11 (13:15):
Can you know what you did at the right place?

Speaker 12 (13:18):
That's fine?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Still, I stopped on the way.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
I picked up a because he likes champagne, So I
picked up a bottle champagne and I got the For
whatever reason, the liquor store that stopped at, they were
selling like bundles of sage. Oh, and I figured like
that would be good to ward off the evil spirits.
He suddenly disappeared four Wooding.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Well, it's another new hour in sensitivity training for a
politically correct World Wednesday morning. It's June eighteenth, twenty twenty five.
I'm wody.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
That's Greg Goring. Ho menace is Gina Gras right, they
got Sea Bass, Sammy se here.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Morgan is here and she's.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Taking your calls at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. We got the wood you show weakest
link coming up this hour? Rap Greg, you're hosting that? Yeah, yes, okay, sweet.

Speaker 9 (14:14):
It's such a gamble because you're gonna hear one that
somebody else is and know it and then you your
mind goes blank.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
When it's good. Yeah, I think they're easy.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
It's still wedding on the Greg Breakfast.

Speaker 14 (14:23):
It's the day that SeaBASS wasn't here, which is every day.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Remember we had that's right, omlets you don't remember, Yeah,
I forgot.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I forgot about that. And there were like two colors
in caviar, right, the red and the black, which is
a cute. It look nice.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Touch well SeaBASS earmusk for a second.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Oh okay, you really do.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
It's still a brookday, okay, I I mean, yeah, what
did your grandma called your memory it's like a sawdust Yeah.
My grandma say, my brain is turned to sawdust.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Joh, so now I will remedy that you write it down. Hey, Von,
when is swoop?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah? When?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
When?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
When are we getting our I just set it up
with sweeps this Friday.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
I promised you guys monthly breakfast with a personal chef.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Right, but I didn't want to be rude.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Yeah, and do you uh do you remember what we
settled on. I put Vaughn in charge, Like, dude, you
do all the coordination. I'll pay for it, but like here,
you just figure it out, right. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (15:29):
I believe he's going to be doing some fresh toast.

Speaker 16 (15:31):
For you guys.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Kist.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
He talked about it last time, because you could just
do a really basic French toast, but then you can
really kind.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Of take it up a level, you know. Yeah, So
if you are, we're.

Speaker 13 (15:43):
Gonna's gonna be bringing a bigger thing to cook everything.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh nice? All right.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Well he brought those omelet pans last time. Yeah yeah,
but those were really good, so good.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
See, all right, so there's a there you go, another
breakfast provided on Friday. Menace what you drink of choice
these days? Because you were with the Welchers. What was
it the what was it the drink you're talking.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
About the Ghosts Ghosts Yeah, ghosts Is still might go
to welch Is still though not just any I mean
my favorite one that they have is Warheads, okay, like
atomic Warhead, like sour yeah, the sour ones, super good candy.
Right we're talking about yeh yeah, yeah, okay, and then uh,
they have a couple other flavors, but my Warhead, the

(16:28):
Warheads are my go to.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
There are so many beverage companies out there. I don't
know how they're any like, unless you're one of Liquid
Death or Monster, I don't know how you're making money.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
There's so many beverage companies. You're making dumb money. And
then actually I this morning, I had sugar free Red Bull,
which is also my number one classic.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah for a second, everybody had a hot sauce that
seems to die down because you know, not everybody can
make money because there's a billion of them.

Speaker 11 (16:55):
And everybody had a wine oh yeah, you know, like
a spirit right.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yeah, Ozzy, Liquid Death have you heard anything about this? No,
Liquid Death sold these ten empty cans of iced tea
that were supposedly drank by Ozzy, and the sales pitch
is that they contained Ozzie's DNA, and they sold them
for four hundred and fifty dollars each and again it's

(17:22):
an empty can. It reminds me of when people are
going crazy. The kids are going crazy for Prime yep,
which I've not heard a damn thing about. It's dead
in my house. They didn't even buy it anymore. They
don't want it, to ask about it. But for a
second there, things were so crazy. My son was selling
and people were buying empty Prime bottles, the dumbest online.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
He was selling them online and fill it up with water.

Speaker 11 (17:45):
It doesn't matter as long as you had the bottle.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Anyway, So they were charging four hundred and fifty dollars each,
sold out immediately. Why they were guaranteed to contain trace
amounts of Ozzie's DNA came in a container autographed by
Ozzie person. So here's a little ad that they were
running for this thing.

Speaker 17 (18:02):
And that will never be another Ossy Osborne unless you
have his actual DNA. Introducing infinitely recyclable Ossie by liquid death.
These cans have each been drunk by Ozzie himself, and
each can contains trace DNA from Ozzie's saliva as well
as his handwritten signature. Once technology and federal law permits

(18:24):
that you can replicate Ozzie and enjoy him for hundreds
of years into the future.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
So you're buying the autograph.

Speaker 11 (18:32):
Yeah, it's just a funny.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
So everybody's freaked out about like, oh, well, you know,
people getting my DNA or yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
That's funny.

Speaker 14 (18:38):
It's also depressing because they say there'll never be another
Ossi and we know he's on death's door. He's about
he's about to die, let's face it. He and Justin Bieber, right,
that's your prediction, yeah, or your feeling, right, I told
you had a weird gut feeling your home. I don't
hope it happens.

Speaker 11 (18:56):
You're just getting a sign.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
I feel bad for the guy.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I think he's okay. I think he's plenty of hashing.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
That's always that's always the go to. It's like, oh
he's got money, and people, oh yeah, he's got money,
like but no, and it helps to pay bills. But
I think he's legitimately damaged, yes, for sure, like emotionally damnited.
Who knows what he went through because he was so
so famous, so young.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Who knows? And now all that you know?

Speaker 9 (19:25):
Yeah, right, Didlan and yeah I'm something aren't calling him
like Didley Diddler.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
So I do feel bad. I feel bad for Justin Bieber.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
I don't feel bad because he's famous and he has money,
has nothing to do with it. Just he seems like
a broken person.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
I don't think it's severe, to be honest, No, I
think he's just a stoner that just likes t people.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, well what about that whole he was like, you know,
screaming at the paparazzi.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
Yeah, yeah, he's already hates it.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
Well, but he's again, he's done this before. He's gone
through cycles where he's kind of unwell for a minute.
And but yeah, he's been this way for a while.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
And the confrontations I've seen don't don't scream comedic genius
messing with people, right, yeah, a broken person?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Right?

Speaker 7 (20:11):
No, I was talking about the social media stuff. But
oh did speaking about water? Did you get a Cindy
Sweeney bar of soap with your bath water?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (20:21):
Yeah, megas sold out.

Speaker 12 (20:24):
To get one.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
Minus no, but you know, doctor squatch the soap company. Yeah, yeah,
they did this thing where they made bars of soap
from her bath water. Yeah megas sold out now it's
online on eBay for three hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Just another easy way for a woman who dudes find
attractive to make money. Good idea, show your feet here.
I want to throw take.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Bath water my dirty bathroom and say it's included in
his bottle of soap, yeah, or bar soap, and.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
People just buy it completely unprovable. Yeah, famous is so easy.
You don't even need to show a nipple for that.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
Nothing between three hundred four hundred butts sea can women.
Oh the Seleni Gomez oreos.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I've got Selena got nice. Yes, those are a thing
because are they going for three hundred dollars? Was she
in the lab on these post maloney in the test kitchen?
Was in the kitchen? Oreo?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Here Greg Greg with an apron.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
She has a cha. I think her twist is seeing
a man. Why is a little bit?

Speaker 9 (21:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Oreos are very difficult.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh, it says here that special package says here that
actually of text saying Greg Gory does have his own
brand of water. It's actually that welchers see because he
welches on his dancing. Oh wait here, I thought you
didn't like I thought you didn't like the dad jokes.
Here the table because Greg, because you're a promise he

(21:49):
welches on bets's pretty good. You've heard that.

Speaker 12 (21:54):
What does it taste?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
But how do I welch on a best send me
but for your breakfast and you don't, oh on a debt? Yes,
these are gross.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Passing joints.

Speaker 10 (22:05):
Back this way.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, it comes in eight.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
It's not over overly sent me almost Christmas cho it's.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Got hurt that'll ruin it. It's way.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Christmas would taste like what's that that herb that people
use clothes now, the one that looks like a Christmas tree?
Brant time Rosemary?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Rosemary kind of tastes like dung garous.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
That's gross.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, they're pretty good like them.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Some other beverage news real quick, and then we'll get
to the wood show weakest link Pepsi and Mountain dew
killing off a bunch of flavors. Fourteen different flavors getting
killed off. I know they had that many for pepsi.
You can take it bye to lime and to peach. Okay,
nitro pepsi and nitro pepsi vanilla. Now nitro pepsi are
the ones that came in the cans, right, nitrogenic carbonated

(23:00):
that was a big thing for a while. Medics was
caught on that for a minute, like the starbus.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Do you still love those? Yeah, you'd hear it when
he opened it. Yeah, but they don't sell them anymore.
Here like to point out that Sammy did not eat
an entire oreo. She threw away part of it.

Speaker 12 (23:14):
I ta tested it along with everyone else.

Speaker 18 (23:17):
Do not like it?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I did like it really finished the rest of the one.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
Cookie because I didn't want it to begin with, but
I did want to try to see out it tasted.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah, I'm not a pig like one of those things,
like you know, I'm already here.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
It's an We've seen her throw not to be able
to finish ann oreo? Could I just never? I'm a
disgusting monster.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
For Mountain Dew, It's peace out for the regular and
zero versions of Mountain Dew Major Melon, zero Sugar and
Regular Sugar, Spark Purple Thunder zero Sugar, Wide Out, Kickstart,
Mango Lime, Blueberry, pomegran and Original Do and Caffeine Free
mountain dew.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
Oh, I must be really out of.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
The loop because I thought the flavors of mountain dew
were mountain dew and diet mountain dew. No, Like, I
haven't heard of any of these flavors.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Really.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Yeah, you walk down the aisle, Yeah, well, yeah, I
mean I see it. I see it at the store.
It doesn't appeal to me.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Something I just saw recently. I'm like, that can't be good.
Has anybody tried or at least seen the sprite tea?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
No, but I would try that.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
It looks gross, bright tea.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I love tea.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
I'm intrigued. Tell me more.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
It's just I was walking by and it's Yeah, it's
a regular sprite can, but it says sprite tea.

Speaker 11 (24:40):
Okay, so like Arizona carbonated tea.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
Yeah, I don't know if it's a mix of sprite
and tea or whatever.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
But I said, no, some of that liquid deaf tea
stuff is pretty good.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I like, but you're off the tea metas, right, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (24:53):
I can't drink and have it stones those are combined.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Like yeah, cause, but to be honest, I've never liked
sweet tea.

Speaker 11 (25:03):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Unweet disgusting.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
So wait, hold on, I will drink unsweetened tea just
because I'll drink a lot of it. And if it's sweet, man,
am I, I might as well just go right to
the grave. You get the sugar, Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
But man, to say you don't like sweet tea, that's insanity,
and that you prefer unsweet tea with.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
One with the spritz of Lemons.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Legal water eight seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
What I hate to end on a disappointing statement like that.
And the best food in the world is Celery's satisfying.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
I loss right, Woodie Show Weakest Link? You're all sitting
ready over there, Greg, I'm ready. That will be next
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Hang on, the show will be right back.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Oh Gay, Just another reminder, but the what do You
Show prom which is coming up on Saturday as well.
So much stuff to tell you about Ago twenty one pilots,
Wheel of Gift Cards, we got what do You Show prom?
We're gonna try to win another breakfast off of Greg
with what do you Show? Weakest Link? I mean, there's
just so much happening, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
as a memory photographic.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Just before I add all these screenshots flashed before.

Speaker 10 (26:23):
This is the Wood Show.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
What is show week?

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Is link like the game you see on television, except
Greg is the host, and we go around the room
starting with somebody. We try to get eight questions right
in the matter of one minute, and if we can
do that, we get a round of breakfast now right,
I'm allegedly no.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
I'm I got breakfast coming.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I got every I got everybody breakfast coming tomorrow. You're
much better friend.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
I got bagels the other day.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, really good, just.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Because oh that's right, we had bagels from Menace.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
So what's possible?

Speaker 14 (26:59):
Yeah, it can happen. Well, see best Welch is on
his gifts. You gave me that gift that you would
let it go, and clearly that did not work. He
also gave you the gift just drop it. He also
gave you the gift of letting you ride in his car.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
All right, you ever do this?

Speaker 14 (27:13):
Never made good on that. It's an open because I'm
gonna call you and that's the process works.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yes, that was told to me.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
This is supposed to be a fun time and I
love what you show. So Greg's got all the questions.
He'll start with somebody. We'll go around and in one
minute try to get eight of the questions correct. Doesn't
happen very often, but every once in a while it does.
And uh, who are we going to start with here?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
That is up to you guys. That way you can't say,
all right, we have trails though, and is volunteers?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
All right, I'll go Medas, you will start, all right,
and then we'll go Gina and me see that Sammy?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
What do you show? Weakest link? And round number one?

Speaker 14 (27:56):
Medas on the TV show Cheers. What was Norm's last
name Frearra Peterson? Gina?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
How many eyes does a bee have?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Five? Correct? Woody?

Speaker 14 (28:08):
What are the names of the two adult dalmatians and
one hundred and one dalmatians Chloe and Schmoey, Pongo and
missus SeaBASS. This is the heaviest internal organ of the
human body, lungs, liver, Sammy and what banded? Roger Taylor,
Andy Taylor, and John Taylor all play.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
No this a handsOn.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Taylor's the first name of one I don't know.

Speaker 14 (28:30):
Duran Durant Infantry cavalry and artillery cards are all key
to what Parker Brothers board game battles risk Gina. A
rosty is a Swish dish, a pancake made out of
pan fried grated what.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Potatoes correct? Woody?

Speaker 14 (28:47):
What was the name of Bob Ross's TV show Wonderful
Life The Joy of Painting? Yeah, Sea Bass. If you
have a quantaphobia, you suffer with the fear.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Of what horses correct. See My strategy on this one
is if I don't know it in me, say something
dumb to move on.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Sammy'll sit there like let me Maybe maybe it's just.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Not doing any masks. You's just saying a lot.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Did you luck out with that potato?

Speaker 10 (29:12):
Answer?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
What was it called?

Speaker 18 (29:14):
Again?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
It's a roasty? They're so good? A roasty?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
I never heard of that, like a lots basically a
loca or a hash brown.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, really good.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I'm pretty good.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
One, two, three, for six, seven, eight, well, nine is
how many questions were asked.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Okay, three is a nice pace. We got three right,
including Sea Mass who butchered one?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
It was livered? We're looking for instead of lungs? Well known? Hmmm, Well, Sammy,
Woody and Menace all got none. Obviously, Woody is not
as funny as Menace, So I will vote for Woody.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
I'm going to vote Sammy because that was pretty bad.
You know the rules like you don't know, you don't
know that. Just move on, all right, Sammy trying to
get backfast here as serious all that?

Speaker 12 (29:58):
Woody?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Thank you, Greg, I don't I know you get to vote?

Speaker 9 (30:01):
Sorry, Gina, I'm sorry. I'm really enjoying what his answers.
So I'm gonna say Sammy.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Deciding. Yeah, So Sam and I each have two who
gets voted off?

Speaker 4 (30:11):
As a gift to you? Would I will vote for.

Speaker 10 (30:16):
Woody.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I love the answer.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
And bring the first day?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
It comes to mind Schmnica and Hanakah. Would is your
weakest link? Around number two?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
And we start with Gina Gina.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
Here we go.

Speaker 14 (30:37):
Gina, which a list actor got cast as the school
principal in ET, but got a scene cut because Steven
Spielberg thought his presence would be too distracting.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh got it, no idea.

Speaker 14 (30:48):
Robert Redford, Harrison Ford Sea Bass, Your uber eats driver
brings you fifteen quadruple cheeseburgers. How many beef patties do
you have?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Sixty? Correct? Sammy.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
If you played the video game Fortnite for a fortnite
how many days would that be?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Fourteen? Menace?

Speaker 14 (31:03):
What is the chemical symbol for silver I e ag Gina?
What is the fictional continent where the Game of Thrones
takes place?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
There's multiple okay, please talk.

Speaker 14 (31:17):
It out and westros SeaBASS in traditional Scottis Highland games.
What is the name of the event where competitors have
to toss a log that measures between sixteen and twenty
feet long.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
It was like jackknifing or something.

Speaker 14 (31:27):
Caber toss Sammy and the song twelve Days of Christmas?
What did my true love send to me on the
eighth day?

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Correct? Menace?

Speaker 14 (31:34):
What is the name of the browser mode and Google
Chrome that you would use if you don't want anybody
to track your online history? Private mode, Incognito mode.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Greg, you said these were easy. I knew all those.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I knew all of them except for the one that
he got wrong and then when I got right to
so far from perfectly.

Speaker 10 (31:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I think the obvious vote here, Menace is after you
scolded Sammy, who did not once but twice then other
way through two wrong answers, that would be and yeah,
I really.

Speaker 11 (32:06):
Screwed that one up, although I got both of mine
right on the.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Ooh have gena? Yes? All right? Uh Sammy, Gina, sweet,
thank you, sweet relief Gina. All right, you guys are
welcome for the perfect round on though.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Wow, something's upset about it, so you got to join.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I'm happy to see someone out watch.

Speaker 9 (32:32):
I just don't want them to forget that I got
one hundred percent right on the court room because Sea
Bass women try and make them forget even though he
only got one right.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, freaks?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yes, why do we always like to every single time,
every single the room and.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
By everyone has? I just care about breakfast?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
I want to show weak is slaying here?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
All right?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
SeaBASS? A typical sign for a pawn chop has how
many brass balls?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Correct? Sammy? What is the name given to six babies
born to the same mother at the same time? Six? Correct? Menace?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Elderly people are described as being long in the What tooth?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
In English?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Sea Bass? What is the penultimate letter in the alphabet? Why? Correct?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Sammy? What fruit juice is used in a pina colada?
Coconut pineapple? Menace? What l word is a fabric that
is associated with the French town of Chantilly, laundry Lace,
Sea Bass. President Harry S. Truman's middle initial Vest stood
for what nothing? He had no middle name, Sammy. How
many letter e's are there in the word? Argument three one? Menace?

Speaker 14 (33:37):
Talin is the capital of which Baltic state? Baltimore, Estonia?
Sea Bass? What is the who is the author of
Moby Dick Melville?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Correct? Sammy?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Which magazine ran the very famous cover of a very naked,
very pregnant to me more? Uh sports illustrating Vanity Fair?
I knew that started strong.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
God, if that was a good round, seventy five percent
positive for Sea Bass would have won us the game. Sadly,
Menace and Samy only got one apiece. Damn it, I
think it's only five. I knew the Fanity Fair thing.
I thought you would have gotten the Chile lace, all right,
So menace? Unfortunately Sammy again Omed and odd the last one.

(34:18):
And she's your vote, so Sammy, yes, Sammy, argument Sammy,
what's your vote? Menace? Menace? Menace?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
What's your vote?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Sammy?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Sammy? Sammy? You are the week, all right?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
So now it's oh, this is gonna be this is
gonna be hilarious.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
It's sea bass and menace? Can they get ain't? Correct?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
And I believe we're starting with menace this ground?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Yeah, I believe right?

Speaker 5 (34:43):
All right, men's put that smart sleeve on. Ye, all right,
I think that here we go, ready and menes fow around?

Speaker 14 (34:52):
What does the tea stand for? In the name of
Star Trek's captain James T. Kirk to Sascon Tiberias Sea Bass?
How many equals sides are there on a scalene triangle?
Three zero?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Menace?

Speaker 14 (35:03):
In the game of chess, which chess piece can only
move diagonally? King Bishop Sea Bass? What is the name
of Doc Brown's present day dog in the movie Back
to the Future?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Menace? I can't get no respect? Was the tagline of
what comedian uh Bettie Murphy Rodney Dangerfield SeaBASS?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
What is the plural the word crisis crises?

Speaker 14 (35:22):
Correct? Menace? What singer's real name is Stephanie Joan Angelina Germanada?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
That would be Ariana Grande.

Speaker 14 (35:31):
Sea Bess. World War two A is what he calls it?
World War eleven ended in what year forty? Correct?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Menace?

Speaker 14 (35:37):
What is the name for a word that sounds the
same as another word, but has a different meaning pronoun
hominid sea bass which US state is nicknamed the show
me State Missouri. Correct menace in Roman numerals, which is
the number l repers five fifty.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I will say this menace confidently miss six.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Also, yeah, but.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
I'm working fast, so you can answer to the question
was strategy?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
I got four.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
I mean that is a good strategy because the clicker
you get out of it. The other question he can
get it.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I didn't get eight questions, so therefore we only got.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Anybody else in the room. Know what year World War
eleven ended.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
That's really well known. It is its forty one to
forty five. Yeah, well that the first.

Speaker 9 (36:20):
But I used to date a nerd, so I knew
what the tea stood for in James Typers Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I thought it was titty kaka.

Speaker 13 (36:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Well, it's like there's big.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Like Armistice Day, you know, which it celebrates, like the
end of World War, at the end of the Civil Wars,
big sixty five. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
I guess we studied and learned about that stuff. I guess,
like we're in a room where things I was, yeah,
you know, I was in there. Didn't commit that stuff
to memory. I'm honestly wondering how many people in the
room knew the answer to that.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I probably would have.

Speaker 12 (36:54):
I did forty three.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, I knew forties, but I educated.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Yes, yeah, I thought it was a range. Sure, but
like he just nailed it. I'm saying, that's pretty impressive, babe.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Now the other one is dumb ass on I'm wrong,
you know, I see well looking.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Through menace one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
fourteen questions. Man, that's got one, thank you?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Yeah, he shows up to the stat sheet. Yeah, all right,
Well that's how you play what you show weakest link.
We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
An entire chicken farm.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Have you lost your mind?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
You disgusted me?

Speaker 19 (37:39):
Show?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You're right back.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
I fired it without clutching my.

Speaker 7 (37:44):
Turn into a.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Turn The Woody Show. It's not that we judge. But
what a dumb name? Machine gun?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Kelly and Megan Fox and they had that daughter is
a new baby? Kick out the dumb name saga Blade
Fox Baker? No, saga what saga Blade Fox hyphen Baker?
I guess the machine gun. Kelly's real name is Colston Baker.

(38:17):
Colston him for how stupid and dorky.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
His name is what machine gun Kelly.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Like, I can't just I could just call myself but
Cassidy not whatever.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Reason to sa.

Speaker 11 (38:30):
But that's the kind of guy who would name his daughter.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
He had a he had a couple of good songs.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
What was that one?

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Bloody Valentine and mix something.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Like douch He's there for you.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
I wouldn't even call it douche rock it just it's
right in there with you know, I just catchy, No, don't.
Definitely right on that, definitely right on that. But yeah, dude,
like you set your kid up man Saga Saga Blade Fox.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Baker so cool. Oh right, I know what's wrong with
like Emily.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Yeah, yeah, Prime Days coming up? Greg, Prime Days right, yeah,
July or and it's being extended four days instead of two,
so a full week to go nuts. Greg is a
recent convert to Amazon over the last couple of years.

Speaker 9 (39:20):
Let me know if you need help with it, but
don't fall for Prime Days. It's a scam in my
personal opinion.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Well unless you get the Amazon stuff, like the thing
like Ring or the things that Amazon.

Speaker 9 (39:32):
I've looked at this stuff and I've like I was like, oh,
it's Prime Day, and then I'll look at like other stores,
it's the same price.

Speaker 11 (39:38):
I think you inflate the price to make a fixed sale.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
I got a pretty badass deal on some Samsonite luggage. Yeah,
I know, some hard sided Samsonite luggage.

Speaker 12 (39:47):
Yeah, it depends on.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
What it is.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
You can find some really good deals, but there's a
lot of stuff that shows to be on sale that's
not really a great deal.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
It's a three piece joint, you know, not okay, the
big giant suitcase and then the your heart person suitcase,
then a carry on.

Speaker 11 (40:00):
You're a hard top suitcase guy, I am now.

Speaker 13 (40:03):
Well.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
I used to like soft but now I like the
the hard sided suitcases because things don't crush.

Speaker 14 (40:09):
Yeah, unless you're shopping at Ross or TJ Max. I
don't want to hear their terms. Good deal with luggage.
You could buy luggage anywhere because the Amazon it was
a pretty good deal.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
That's where I got my mind's from.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Marshalls love mega cheap there there in Costco. I forget
what I paid for.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
I could probably look it up on Amazon. It was
it was last year, maybe the year before. It was
really good. Sam's Tonight, Yeah, that's the good stuff for
the brand. It's not like it's not like to me,
i'd see. That's what I don't get. I don't get
why people pay mega. Did you see one of the
things now people buy luggage so expensive that they wrap

(40:50):
the luggage before they give it to the airline that.

Speaker 11 (40:53):
Coming out convey be like its own little shirt on.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I remember like old people used to put on the couches,
like the plastic like those, because you still want people
to see the luggage right, to know that way overpaid,
the trip from outside to inside the hotel is needs
to be noticed. Yeah, they'll say it's for security reasons
that people can't open it.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
But yeah, you get a lock, but what would be
the difference Why what makes that lock on the real
expensive one.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
It's bit harder to open? No, I agree with you.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
It's so people can see that they bought a two
mey luggage bag.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
But the like to me's nothing to me is like
bargain basement compared to some of these ones that people are.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Are luggage is going to get tour Yeah, yeah, of.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Course, protect like Lewis Paton.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Lewis, there was a something I saw, Yeah, world's best
airline sky tracks it was the one who came over
the list, but they named Cutter Airways the world's best
airline for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I want to try them and Emirates.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Emirates. I would love to.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
So I have no ambition, as you know, to travel internationally,
however I would love to see Emirates. I would love
to check that whole experience out the plane plane, so
I would be open Menace to let's take a flight to.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Dubai.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
You can get off the plane. I mean, I'll get
off the plane. I'm gonna get right back on and
come right back.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
Let's do that.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
I won't I'm not staying in Dubai. They got like,
I'm not living the airport. They have those rooms and
beds and everything.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, shower, should we do that? You can do that
on the down.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
Let's go tomorrow, like.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
I'm not going to Just the word clear, like I'm
not going into Dubai. Like I'll fly because I want
to check out Emirates.

Speaker 11 (42:45):
Wrap your head around this. He only wants to take
the flight.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
He wants to go home.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Because Menace has talked about it for years. The excitement
is like, oh, they have a bar and there's a
bed they have. But it's the fact that it's in
the air.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
I think it's pretty cool. I have buddies that taking
this flight and they give you a bottle of dom
perion you sit there.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You can also get that at a restaurant. Yeah, I
don't like to go do anything. This is only twenty
thousand dollars.

Speaker 20 (43:08):
You know what it is.

Speaker 14 (43:09):
Yeah, it's like when it's someone that I have a
crippling fear of flying, is that I don't quote do anything.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, No, it's what I think. It's a lash out
just because I don't want to show we don't crap
on our dreams.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
So it's like when mobile phones first came out. I'm
talking to you from the car, but you can make
a phone called home, Like it's it's the fact of
where you're doing it. No, it's where you're doing these things.
It's like, wow, Dode they have these little like hotel
rooms in the sky. I mean it sounds like forty
feet way to fly if you are going somewhere. But

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if you're going to go just to come right back.
Just going to the airport and Dubai, I just want
to I.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Just want to check out the plane. I just want
to see the plane. I just want to see it.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
It tracks for you.

Speaker 11 (43:50):
Yeah, it don't makes sense.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah, yeah, I think you should do it. Let's do Yeah,
medicine will commit. How long would it take? Hours?

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Maybe do it the course of a weekend.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I think it's like twelve.

Speaker 18 (44:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:02):
I've looked it up before because there's events that I've
wanted to go to see. If I can turn around
in a weekend, you can do it.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah, yeah, dude, festival they have everything in.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
As long as again I'm not leaving the airport.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
As long as that's clear, I'm not okay, festival.

Speaker 11 (44:19):
Yeah, it'll take about sixteen hours.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Sixteen hours, Yeah, let's do it, easy, pasy. And it's
the one direct and I think that yeah, I mean,
but we're talking about the one like the little like
apartment stop thing with showers. Everything done. I'm not showering
you either, just over clear.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Half shower. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Anyway, So yeah, Cutter Airways was the best airline. It's
a ninth time they've taken that top spot.

Speaker 10 (44:47):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
But after that, Emirates is on the list, but it
was second with Singapore Airlines by Cathay Pacific Emirates and
then an a.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Which is like, uh, I see them all the time
to Japanese or yeah, yeah yeah on the pond.

Speaker 11 (45:03):
Yes, Singapore is always high on those lists.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
And then the top US airline on the list all
the way down number twenty two, Delta, Damn, number twenty two.
All right, we're gonna take a break, Venez, look it up.
Let's fine, all right, I'll put you in charge of Okay,
I'll put you in charge of the organization of it.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
You guys could be travel influencers. Yes, totally. Get a
picture with the champagne against the window.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Forty four The Woody Show. What about the trending news headlines,
Gina grad.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
Yeah, well, the Stanley Cup Finals are over and a champion.
Why the Panthers beat the Oilers, died to with the
clinching game and won the Cup for the second year
in a row.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Sam Reihart scored four of the five goals for Florida.

Speaker 9 (45:48):
While Sam Bennett took home the con Smythe Trophy for
Playoff MVP. Meanwhile, Game six, this thing's never going to
end for the NBA Finals is tonight? The Thunder lead
the Pacers three to two in the series, and we'll
have the chance to end it tonight on the road
in Indianapolis.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Like, you know, I love hockey, I do. It's the
season is too long. We're pushing up on fourth of
July weekend, the last game of the season just wrapped up.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
It's also too late.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
And that basketball, and it's happening at the same time.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
It right, Basketball, It's just none of these sports will end.
Like baseball, you can cut by fifty games a season
and no one would notice.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, and it needs to be over the week. You can't.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
You can't have any more games as of Halloween, like
it has to be wrapped up. Game seven has to
have already happened prior to Halloween.

Speaker 11 (46:32):
Which is totally fair.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Yeah, that's long enough.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Fall Classic.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, so but about week eighteen and football coming Asha,
But I'm not for that either.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Oh god, I think the season is the season.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
I think for football the season is I mean, we
talk about it year round now, but the first game
is September. The regular season is done by last week
in December, maybe first week of January, and then the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah that's short, you know, it's still it's.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Still right, I know, I know, But it's a total
of seventeen games right as a post weeks, sure, but
total your team only plays I think I wouldn't be
in favor of a team playing ten games a season
and calling that a season.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Well, and like the Super Bowls?

Speaker 11 (47:15):
What in the end of February.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
It's in February. Yeah, not the end of February. Still
still still hay year. I would go for twelve games.
Twelve will be nice, all right, but yeah, baseball, God damn.

Speaker 11 (47:25):
It never ends well.

Speaker 9 (47:27):
Iran Supreme Leader has issued a warning to Israel on
social media and state media. Has also warned of a
surprise that quote the world will remember for centuries ours earlier.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
President, Yes, what's the part?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
What's the surprise? I hate surprises. You gotta tell me now.

Speaker 9 (47:43):
Same President Trump demanded Iran's unconditional surrender and said, well,
Iran Supreme Leader is safe now that he's an easy target,
and said that America's patients is wearing thin.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
You see this douchebag.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
They showed him on the news, you know, because he
released that statement saying they're not surrounding or whatever.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
So is that a picture of himself? Oh yeah, behind him.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
It looks like David Letterman looks now, yes, that is
a picture of himself sitting in front of pretty badass.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I don't know that man, first of all. Sweet beard. Yeah,
also cool picture.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Shot, that's really neat. Well let's talk about r Kelly.
Did you hear what happened to him?

Speaker 9 (48:23):
He was rushed to the hospital less right after apparently
overdosing in prison. So according to them, it happened while
he was in solitary. The prison claims they gave him
anxiety or like sleep meds, some kind of meds, and
shortly after that he started seeing black spots.

Speaker 11 (48:41):
He collapsed. He was rush to the hospital.

Speaker 9 (48:43):
Doctors apparently found blood clots in his legs and lungs
and even had to perform surgery. Kelly's lawyers are saying
that he was taken off his meds and sent back
to prison against medical advice, and they also say he's
been thrown back into solitary terrible conditions.

Speaker 11 (48:57):
So now they're asking the court to move him to home.

Speaker 9 (48:59):
Can fine men say the situations thatch easier on kids
at home than.

Speaker 11 (49:06):
When you're locked up completely in solitary.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (49:09):
There's this YouTuber that got arrested in the Philippines and
they're showing his conditions.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Oh my god, worse, so.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
Bad, so bad, and he's already like lost a ton
of weight because I guess like the prisoners the prisoners
live Filipino prisons, break the prison diet. Yeah, they live
off of like forty cents of worth of food a
day or something like that.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
So does Greg already.

Speaker 9 (49:36):
And I love those shows wheich it compares prisons around
the world, and like the Swedish one, like those are like, yeah,
for real hotel rooms, they're really nice.

Speaker 13 (49:45):
Well.

Speaker 9 (49:46):
Tyler Perry is being sued for sexual harassment and assault
by a man who appeared on some of his TV shows.
His name is Derek Dixon, and he figures two hundred
and sixty million would probably.

Speaker 11 (49:57):
Make him feel better.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
It would make me feel great.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Same.

Speaker 9 (50:00):
So his claim is that Perry had made several unwanted
sexual advances toward him since twenty twenty one. He says
that this one time, Tyler pinned him against a wall
and groped him. In another, he supposedly snuck into bed
with him. A third time, this dude claims that Tyler Perry.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Forcibly pulled off his clothes.

Speaker 9 (50:17):
The lawsuit says he quote used his power and influence
to molest, abuse, and sexually assault impressionable and vulnerable employees
and actors who looked to him for guidance. Perry's lawyer
says this claim is complete bs and is suggesting that
Derek only got this close to Tyler to set him
up for the scam. And we keep waiting for better news,

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But authorities in Washington still on the hunt for this
Travis Decker a hole, the guy who killed his three daughters.
Probably dead, right, that's a good question, because cops haven't
been able to find him. They think he's still probably
off the grid in the mountains somewhere, because.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Didn't they get they caught him on video somewhere. They
saw he was spoted on a surveillance.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, they thought that was him.

Speaker 9 (50:56):
And US marshals have also joined the man hunt. They're
offering twenty grand in reward money for info leading to
his arrest. So don't they have like heat seeking drones
that can like you know, they temperature is dead.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
It's a good dead. Yeah, I can't find.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
People have spotted bigfoot, but you can't find this guy.

Speaker 11 (51:16):
Yeah, okod and Burrell? Does that name sound familiar?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
She was that high Energy.

Speaker 11 (51:21):
Chef from Food Network and she growing hair, Yeah with
the big hair. She died.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
She was fifty five.

Speaker 9 (51:27):
She was found unresponsive at a Brooklyn home yesterday and
despite emergency efforts, she didn't survive. Still no cause death,
though Burrell was a longtime Food Network favorite. Made her
mark on Worst Cooks in America, which is so such
a fun show, Iron Chef America and Chopped and finally Menace.
I don't know if you already heard this, but let's
make it official. Ley's just finished their Do Us a

(51:49):
Favorite contest and they have a winner and the top
three remaining flavors in the competition where that Valentina and Lime,
Bacon grilled cheese and Korean style fried chicken. But in
the end it was bacon grilled cheese that snacked.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Try surprise, the.

Speaker 9 (52:07):
Flavor joins the Lace family. It's now available in stores.
We need to try these on it. Yeah, and that's
what's going on.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
That's the one I would have voted for.

Speaker 21 (52:16):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
Thought the Lime was going to win, to be honest,
there's so much.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
There's too much lime. Yeah, it's over it's overdone right now.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
We overdo it on the chips.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I like the toatedoes lime.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Yeah, that's pretty good, just to play it safe so
they know that they could sell them.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
No, let's try these bacon grilled cheese.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
I think the majority of people if you said bacon
grilled cheese or whatever, lime because lime. Again, there's so
many options out there. I don't know of any other
chip that does bacon grilled cheese.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Let's get on that.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I would definitely try the.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Person win like a million bucks or something. Yeah, they
win something a lot. There was some big cash prize,
an easy way to win money. Yeah, that's good, and
come up with one. Well if somebody, God forbid, someone
had told me during FOODUS, we did.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
We talked about it.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Yeah, when they announced show us your flavor whatever is,
do us a flavor and then we announced when they
had the finalists, should copy me on that.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yeah like our bed.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
Yeah, Preles had that Philly cheese steak that I like.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can text
us over to two to nine eighty seven. We've got
some more Woodies show for you next.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Hang I would love to.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Get, but I don't have a billion taller. The Woody
Show all back in a few.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
The Woody show.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Well, this couple in Sacramento, California, they were buying a
pizza and they need to break a one hundred dollars
bill to leave a tip. It's still paying in cash.

Speaker 10 (53:48):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Yeah, So they bought to lottery tickets at this liquor store.
Twenty bucks later, they're sitting in their trucks scratching away.
The husband turns to the wife's like, uh, I think
this one's a million, but I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
And it was.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
It was a million dollar winner, Pete. Tonight it turns
into a million bucks. Oh yeah, Craig, don't hands on
the table, buddy. Greig gets so excited about these stories. Oh,
as far as what they're planning to do with the money,
they're going to pay off their house. They're going to
buy a camper van and just road trip across the

(54:24):
country to see family.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Good for them, What are you after? A million bucks?

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Probably six hundred million? Something that rules life changing.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
And other lucky news of family. In France, they found
out this little small sculpture that they've been keeping next
to their family photos was worth a small fortune. It
was a reproduction of a rodin Huh. But it turns
out it's a real deal. It's not a Yeah, it's
not a reproduction. It's a Rodan.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Oh damn, it's from the early eighteen nineties. Oh oh,
just sold a dock.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Four thousand dollars. Well, yeah, just sitting up there on.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
The man told what if you had wocked it over
and broke it? Yeah, ripped it? That sucks.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
I did win something, though, you did. I actually won
some money. Oh, I didn't a lawsuit. It was a lawsuit.

Speaker 14 (55:18):
It it was a class action lawsuit for I got
a check in the mail and I threw away the letter.
I should have read it, but it was for twenty
one dollars and sixty five cents. I read the letter
and I thought, who what, what is this? I didn't
ask for this. I didn't quote enter for this. Well,
like I didn't ask for I didn't. I never do
these class action suits. So I deposited the money, thinking

(55:40):
maybe it's not even a check. Is this an actual check?
It was, and I tossed the letter. I should have
kept it. So then just yesterday I got another check
and another class action lawsuit that I never asked to
be part of. This one was for even more twenty
five dollars and for what? So it says the check below,
Dear claimant, Oh, I didn't ask for anything. The check

(56:02):
below represents your pro ratish share of residual distribution of
the net Settlement Fund establishing the class action titled Hoffman
Versus the City that I live in. If you have
any question regarding this payment, please reference your claim number
and contact the claims administrator using the details listed below.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
So who's this Hoffman hero? Great question, like went to
bad for all of you?

Speaker 12 (56:24):
Yeah, so everyone in your town's getting checks?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeahes, so how does how does that work? So don't
even person something Hoffman?

Speaker 5 (56:31):
This Hoffman person right right, they're the one that's They're
the one who initially brought it. So if you are
the tip of the spear on a class action lawsuit,
you get more than everybody else?

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Or do you get the same amount? Did he get
the same.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
It's usually broken up depending on who's most affected, depending
on what it is. Like let's say, for example, we're
going to do the Aaron Brockovich and it's the water
and it's all the medical bills and stuff like that.

Speaker 11 (56:55):
Well, whoever has the most, you.

Speaker 8 (56:57):
Know, medical bills are the most damaged their body or
things like that are going to get more money. It
kind of trickles down from there, so it doesn't necessarily
have to do with who's spearheaded, but who is the
most effective vegan.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Finders fee Yeah, well, yeah, something whatever they want to
call it. You should get the uh well, this person
might be a lot themselves.

Speaker 14 (57:19):
Maybe somethings you hear about these suits. Did you buy
Oscar Mayer hot dogs in January of twenty twenty one?

Speaker 4 (57:25):
I mean, how many free cans of tuna did you get?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Sea bass? There's like some kind of class action things.
I just got something for some like it was either
one of the streaming services overcharged something. I've got like
four bucks or something for that. Apparently Greg's has something
to do with overcharging on water.

Speaker 9 (57:39):
Yeah, some sewer thing and you got everyone got something
from like two dollars to defeat.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
It's a sewer thing. Yeah, oh yeah, so strange. That
reminds me.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
I wanted to tell you. I got my water bill
in the mail for the last two weeks. I've had
the water for the sprinkler system shut off, So two
weeks last month going at all to it because the
yard was like when you walk through it, it's like
walking on a sponge. It was like overwatered, and so

(58:09):
I turned it off for two I'm like, I'm gonna
gave this dry up. And so I got the water
bill four dates that fell within that range, and it
was higher then when I normally have it running every day.
Sprinklers would run every day. There was a class action suit.
We all need every utility company that clearly lies on

(58:29):
every bill. Oh yeah, and they go, we can investigate it. Oh,
you're going to investigate your checked everything. It's normal. You
went out of town for two weeks, Like you weren't
running the air conditioning to the degree, like maybe you
kept something on so pipes wouldn't freeze in the winter
or in the house. Yeah, so like theles aren't melting

(58:51):
while you're gone because the house gets so so hot.
Like nobody's in there using any of the other stuff.
Everything else is shut down, and somehow your electric bill
is higher that in the month that you were gone
for two weeks out of the month.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Wow, I wish would admit to that. Yeah, we just estimate.
It's all fake. They have meters.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Are working great. Yeah, yeah, they send somebody else to
take a look. That's always the end result.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
Yeah, but the water bill is the water bill was
higher evenned off, and it was two weeks that I
turned it was everything else is obviously I used the
rest of the water in the house, but it was
just the sprinklers that were turned off, which if they
run every day, you would think that's significant to even
if you use a little bit more in the house,
it would still offset enough I would think to be
maybe even a little bit lower. Even if it was

(59:40):
exactly the same, I wouldn't even notice, like okay, fine, whatever,
But the fact that it was hired, I'm like, wait
a minute, no way, but this class action suit thing
is weird because I didn't I don't know what the
word is. It's file you enjoined.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I think you are automatically yeah, because you are on
the roster of customers or you a resident of that town.

Speaker 11 (01:00:03):
They used sewer service revenues.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Yeah apparently all right, Yeah, don't even know what that means.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
A cancer survivor in Alberta, Canada, just hit his third
lottery jackpot under a year. He won five hundred thousand
dollars last August, a million dollars this past November. And
then just hit another one million dollar jackpot last month.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Okay, okay, so here's a question.

Speaker 11 (01:00:26):
Would you consider this person lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah or not? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Cancer survivor what do you mean.

Speaker 11 (01:00:31):
He has cancer?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah? Well, you know, on a besides the cancer.

Speaker 11 (01:00:35):
That's the one look, dude, Okay, good news and bad news?

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Yeah, good news, bad news? Yeah, right, what's the lottery?

Speaker 11 (01:00:40):
But you also cancer.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Doesn't say what kind of cancer he has, but if
it's something like curable and stuff like, Okay, yeah, I
mean I feel bad for him obviously, like that sucks
going through it. But also all right, on the other
side of things, you just won three jackpots five hundred thousand,
one million, one million. Oh never mind, he has a
fourth win because he also won two hundred and fifty

(01:01:03):
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Okay, can I go to this place and the two
fifty that was a decade ago, but still the fact
that you want all yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Well, how many times has what's her face? Martha Stewart
been struck by lighting?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
A bunch?

Speaker 13 (01:01:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I think like three?

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
And what are the odds of getting struck by lightning?
She's been struck multiple times?

Speaker 11 (01:01:22):
That's insane?

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
Yeah, yeah, but he says, he goes, I don't think
it'll ever happen again. I know the oddsdra astronomical, but
I still like buying the tickets. I bet yeah, no kidding, But.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
The track record shows it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
The lady that we talked about before, who's like won
the lottery the most, she always goes to like the
same town to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
That's the trick.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Yeah, there was that movie with Brian Cranston. I told
us about that. Did you ever watch it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
I did. I loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
It's where they gained the system.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Was it like Benning.

Speaker 14 (01:01:52):
They had a bunch of people buying tickets from all
over and they mathematically made it so they would win
no matter what.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
And then they split it with the town.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
The town had been going through like a rough financial
patch or something, and yeah, there was like some industry
that closed and so like a lot of people in
town lost their jobs.

Speaker 11 (01:02:09):
And you know, kind of based on a true story.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
It's yes, doable. Yeah, I think it was based on
a true story, which they didn't get in trouble or anything.

Speaker 12 (01:02:16):
Everything was legit.

Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
Well, yeah, they're just buying tickets, but they did.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Raine Wilson was in it. They ended up stopping the
courier service for tickets, right, didn't they change the entire.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Law over that. Yeah? Yeah, that's Texas for.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Party people getting tickets for you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
And the lady that kept on winning, she kept on
buying her tickets in Bishop Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Okay, all right, all right, Lucky Town noted.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Yeah, eight Woody text us you said you're text over
to two to nine eighty seven says billing cycles are
a month behind on the utilities. But then why does
it say on the bill for service and it gives
you the dates starting the right? Yeah, dick, No, I'm
asking the question. So if it's a month behind, that's
not like, oh, it gives you the dates for when

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for what, that's when the usage happened.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
A weekly email saying this week you use blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Yeah, yeah every week.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
I guess it's all like automated. You're like in a
newer building, right yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Eight seven seven forty four? What you could text your
stuff whatever? You got over to two two ninety.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Seven The wood Show.

Speaker 20 (01:03:19):
Menace.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
What was that AI thing that you posted on Instagram?

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
The final like I don't know, Marvel Avengers thing of
the Wooden Show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Yeah, so Menace on is it our just on our Instagram?

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
Yeah, at the Woody Show on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
Yeah, check it out. You can check it out there.
Menace has been sticking around with some AI stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
It looks great.

Speaker 13 (01:03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
Uh, it's not easy, but I'm telling you it is
getting easier and easier. And I think there has to
be a cutoff when it comes to social media on age,
because it is there's some parts like what you saw
is okay, but I've seen stuff that is so realistic
that your parents are going to see it at freaking

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out and they're.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Gonna call you. Did you use the Google whatever it
is it's a new Google AI thing whatever. Yeah, that
one is absolutely incredible. And that's the one I'm talking
about where it looks crazy, right.

Speaker 9 (01:04:12):
I love that you think that the age problem isn't
too young, it's too old too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Yeah. The old people, they're not gonna be able to
define what is real, and we're maybe a year or
two away from it being absolutely fully who cares undetectable?

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
I think the average person unless there was something really outrageous,
like in those Google examples that I saw where the
woman reporter was doing something and like the like that one,
but there was like a like an alien ship comes
up out of the ocean. Yeah, you go, all right,
you know something. But that's what that's what really gave
it away. But if it was something definitely rooted in reality.

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But like, I think the majority people will be fooled
because you have people and it drove me as somebody
who pays more attention to quality of audio like bit
rates and you can hear things if it sounds kind
of like a crappy download or like I pick up
on those things.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
The average person because I go, you don't hear that.
They go, no, it sounds fine, yah, are you serious? Yeah,
and they can't hear or like you, with video, you
can tell the difference. I can instantly look at it
and say like, oh, that's four K or that's you know,
but the average person can't do that. They go, oh
it looks good, yeah or not, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
I think the clearest example of Okay, we're in trouble
is when the la fires were happening, because there was
a lot of fake fire videos out there that are
floating around Facebook that people are like, oh my god,
this is crazy. It was showing like the Hollywood Sign
on fire outside of that. Yeah, dude, it's it's bad
and it's just gonna get worse. And yeah, your parents

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shouldn't be on social media, Yeah, because I trauma.

Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
Yeah, we already don't believe most of what we see.
Everything we're looking at, We're like, but is that real?

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
I've made the over the top joke about people could
be standing right in front of a flame. It's singing
their eyebrows, they feel the heat and they'll go food.

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
It's bad. I mean, I mean we cut off people
when it comes to licenses.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
You know that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
So do we do that?

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
That's gonna be the new eye test. You have to
watch a video?

Speaker 18 (01:06:15):
Is this real?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
AI?

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
And if you you fail, no more Facebook for your Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
And this is only going to get like if if
you if you look at these videos and go, oh man,
these are really good. This is like the beginning, yeah
of it nothing nothing, and yeah you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Want to see it. It got a lot of good reactions.
I wasn't sure the reaction was going to get, but
it seems like very positive.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
It's meant to be funny.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Yeah, exactly serious.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
And although Greg's in space on the moon is like
we can't get Greg on a plane that was let
alone too space.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
That was the funny part about it, because we're like,
why is it Woody like, because that's just too obvious.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
Doesn't want to get on realistic look at all ripped
and muscly and stuff like that. That's his realistic as
Greg being on the moon.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world on this Wednesday morning. It's June eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. My name is Woody Greg Gory. Good
morning wood Right there.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
We got menace Grand Sea Basses here, got up for
seed Bass. Here in a second, there's Sammy Morgan's here.
I'm gonna take a new calls eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
text us, send your text over to two to nine
eight seven Sea Basses Local news story of the day.
We kind of took a break from that. We went
to Dougan News for a little bit. People were really
all over the Dougan News. And now we have back

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to the look because that's how it started.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
There was I think a Dugan story in the local
news Story of the week at one point, and there
was like some you know, killer pit bull story in
there it was a chicken story.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
And then Seed Bass wedding speaking and playing with Ai
had the Dougan News Team song.

Speaker 7 (01:07:59):
So good it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
I did see this Sea Bass, and I wanted to
bring it to your attention. People are asked, what's something
that people underestimate but actually requires a lot of skill?
And uh, the second thing on the list is substitute teaching.
You have spoken out about a number of times.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Well, I know substitute teachers, and I know what they do,
and they're they're basically X cons and they do nothing
for background posts but essentially shifting people. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Number one was starting and running a business. Okay, sure,
especially in the food industry because you hear about the
amount of restaurants that time. Substitute teaching then public speaking,
that is, I mean we take it for granted because
it's what we do a lot, but.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
We're not great at it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Like there are people who are really good but so dynamics.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
So good being able to give good instructions like a
new task at work, you know, project home, how to
get somewhere, how to help with something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
The communication good coaches slash teachers is a skill. What's
something that people underestimate but actually requires a lot of skill.
Casual sports like golf and bowling. Okay, I mean that's
not wrong, but it's also who cares.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Right driving everything about it, defensive driving, maneuvering in traffic,
having a feel for how big your vehicle is. Which man,
I tell you, did you drive your car before you
left the house? Well that is your first outing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Everybody thinks they're a good driver, but back.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
Out of the spot or try to pull into a spot. Yeah,
how many times do you need? Like how many attempts?
Like the forward back, forward, back, forward back, Like you
have so much room? They think there, I can almost
drive my car to that space. Yeah, is as big
as the car.

Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
Yeah, they should only get a certain amount of tries
before like a spike strip goes up.

Speaker 11 (01:09:53):
Yeah, let someone else try.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Photography, everyone thinks they can do it, but most pictures suck.
It's hard to get a great photo, well.

Speaker 9 (01:10:02):
Especially when you don't put it on automote, like if
you have a real camera, that's the machine that's hard
to figure out.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
Okay, So there again, these are just what people are saying.
The most common answers right when they're asked that question.
What's something that people underestimate that actually requires a lot
of skill. Think about the wording of that. Making a sandwich, No,
that's I wouldn't I Yeah, if you have no arms,

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fast food register worker, even more so if it's the
drive through, no, no, what do you get it?

Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
It's yeah, I did it as a really stupid teenager.

Speaker 11 (01:10:43):
Okay, I've never done it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I wouldn't want to do it, But like, are there pictures?
Like how does that work?

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
It wasn't when I did it. When I worked a McDonald's.
There was just like a I just have the little
buttons on the ton't a touch screen?

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
It was like a.

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Yeah, I mean they have now for everybody at all
these fast food spots, and I'm a master of I.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Hate somehow I've taken that job somehow, Yeah, I kind
of I can see nail it.

Speaker 14 (01:11:09):
Along those lines. I always I'm actually quite impressed when
you go to the grocery store and you get produce
and there's no sticker on any of it. As the checker,
do you have to memorize when.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
I always a big book out and try and find
for certain things like what.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
If the bag and you don't know what rubarb something?
I remember bananas four? Oh is it four oh one one?
That the Yeah, the bananas four.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Yeah, it's a universal really, I mean it's something that
I learned today. Again, I was as a fifteen year
old able to figure out it out pretty fast.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Greg, what if you don't know what a parsnip.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
Is or or then you can look it up. Then
you look Then if you don't know what to look up, like,
you ask the person what is this? Then you a parsnip?
You go okay, and you look up in the book.
But when I was doing the grocery store cashier thing,
you couldn't even scan the stuff. It was just a
you have to put it, put on an actual scale
and then put in the p l U is a

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p l U? Yeah, you put it in there and
then done or by it was by number. What's the quantity?
Oh they got six of these, but it was like
a pain in the ass. Yeah, but that was that
was the biggest part of the training, was memorizing, and
they turned it into games and like who did the
best with remembering what all the produce codes were?

Speaker 9 (01:12:24):
Did you have to make those little like like mind
riddles like oranges or you paid five dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
I looked.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
I looked a lot of stuff up in the beginning.
And then the more you do it, obviously like anything else,
like the more people are coming through it. With apples, bananas,
like the basic stings the onion, like you just put
it in there. But I'll tell you what, you can
get a real deal back in those days, because you
know how, sometimes there's the more expensive apples, you know,
the honey crisp, way more than just the regular I

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got news for you. They got all wrung up the same.
I remember one code. I remember one code, and then
that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Of pink ladies.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I go through that kid's line he brings up the
good stuff is the cheap stuff regular apples, I don't know.
And then bagging groceries.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Made the list.

Speaker 11 (01:13:15):
There is a method to the matter.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I'm still shocked at the amount of I guess cashier
slash baggers today that are just bad at it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
True.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
Yeah, and I help out every time because I like
bagging the groceries, and they are impressed every time I
do it.

Speaker 11 (01:13:27):
Oh well, you're an industry man, yes, but you know
how I always do it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:31):
I separate everything as it goes down the belt by
temperature because I don't want my hot stuff with my
like freezer stuff, so I send all the freezer stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:13:38):
I do it all by temperature.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Yeah, it's the colder to the hot.

Speaker 10 (01:13:41):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
That was the other thing we had to learn when
I worked at the grocery store was how to bag. Yeah, right,
it was build the frame, fill the hole. Excuse me,
build the frame, fill the whole so that you have
the bag, and you put stuff around the edges, around
the kind of the outside. You take the boxes or
something with.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
A corner to it, or something heavy, and you build
the foundation and then you fill the whole either meaning
the top of the bag or the space in the middle,
because you created you built a structure on the outside.
And this is you know, mostly paper bags at this point.
There were some of the really flimsy paper bags or
plastic bags at this point. Did you have to bat
ninety ninety one? Maybe I always double the bag, Oh yeah, yeah,

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just you know, be safe. I do this weird thing
with the cans too, where I flip them.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
I was going to say, I.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Flip them up. Yeah, you have one hand over the bag.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Kind of and you just kind of, yeah, can it Yeah,
it just flips and then goes right into it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Pretty bad.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
I would ask people who are in the medical profession,
how hard is it really to like, when you put
the someone's having to do like a blood test, or
how hard is it to get the vein?

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
Apparently pretty hard?

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Apparently pretty hard difficult? Well, is that a fatness thing?

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
I just did it twice recently. My wife Her whole
arm got like mega bruised up because this woman was
stabbing the crap out of her.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
I feel like that's been happening more to people recently
than ever.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Did It's just bad phlebotomus.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Yeah, and then they inevitably end up calling it. The
last two times I had to do it, Uh, the
first person, it just took a minute. They're like, oh,
and I could see it. Oh, like I could see
where they were going to go with it, but for
whatever reason they just couldn't hit it right or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Only when it gets in there, they're like they're wiggling
it all around company.

Speaker 11 (01:15:22):
No visible veins. Do you have visible veins?

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
I mean, like you could see because they always always
right in the middle of my elbow on the joint
on the inside. Yeah, and then they called the one
person in the office who's really good at it. Yeah,
they had they give up after they've stabbed.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
You to death.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
They take a running start and they have the other.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Person come in and they're like in and out.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
I did see a cool thing, and I asked the
person I went to a quest for those last two
and I said, Hey, this thing I saw online, is
that a real thing or is that just something you
see on like the internet.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
And it's a thing that it maps your arm.

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
Did you see that?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
Green right, Yeah, a little plastic rectangle.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Yeah, yeah, so your arm is out and then it
basically portrays an image on the so you could see
it sees or makes it so the person who's going
to get the blood test from you can see where
they got to go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
It's like, it's really cool, very interesting. Yeah, it's called
the vein finder.

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
The vein finder, I think isn't mostly in like Japan.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Of course, you no, I've gone to places that have it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
Really Yeah, they.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
Said, oh, you're not going to find that here a quest.
That's what they told me, straight up, like they're not
going to tell you. I go to that that one
medical place that shout out one medical.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Oh, shout out to that's that the Amazon one? Yeah
you keep mentioning, Yeah, those are the doctor's offices I got.
They got vein finders up in that joint, all up
in there, local news story of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Ready to go next, some veins for you?

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
All right, eight seven seven forty four, send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven, will be
right back, show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Deep back.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
So we've got the Woody Show prom coming up on Saturday.
I'm ready pick up my suit. I almost called it
the tucks.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Not a suit.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
It looks just like a tux, except that doesn't have
the shiny lapel.

Speaker 11 (01:17:17):
And you're not doing a vest because that's no, I'm
not doing a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Need for that, no need for the best. What do
you show?

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
Problem is this Saturday? Somebody told me that Valentine from
my FM was doing a prom.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
I don't know if people are trying to start a
fight between like the two.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
And I was like, they're doing what It's like they're
doing a promise. Oh I had no idea, Like, oh, well,
so I'm going.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
To make sure that nobody thinks that, you know, once
copying and I'm like, what you had no idea?

Speaker 13 (01:17:54):
Show?

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Hi, welcome back Sea Bass with the local news story
of the week. Several impacts got multiple to shooes from you.
Guys can vote when you're done. What's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
All right? All right, are we waiting on something? You
got a big intro? I didn't know we had a
big INTROK. Yeah, okay, well it's your segment. You could
have could have maybe let me know we had a
big intro.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I felt something like wet and warm on my back.
It's just a love.

Speaker 9 (01:18:28):
Well, bam, I was actually going about me a pizza
bugler for Bugget Day.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
You finally did their dad's roll.

Speaker 20 (01:18:33):
Then, so ball football.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
Do you know how this fire started?

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
It was because of my cousin. He's mad because he
can't get.

Speaker 7 (01:18:39):
With me her support animal.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
He is a good local news all right.

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
So there's always these uh stories that pop up on
the local news channels, and you're gonna see with David
Muror' they're.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Not covering it there. Even big cities like I first
went out of Detroit from Fox Too. Where you think
Detroit they got lots of problems. Yeah, the deeds, everything
is cold in the d Well, they showed up to
a local clothing and shoe store after somebody spotted something
on the surveillance camera Monday morning at the Foreman Mill
store eight Mile and Van Dyke.

Speaker 16 (01:19:12):
He came straight in the store, didn't even talk to anybody,
went straight to the shoe aiso.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
And you'll never believe what he did.

Speaker 16 (01:19:18):
He didn't even tried to hide it. He just pulled
down his chins poop, didn't even wake and walked straight
out and got in the car and left.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Oh okay, all right, revenge did even wipe? Would you
expect him to be carrying toilet pole? How would you
do that? Maybe it was a no wiper. Yeah, well
they got to have socks, right, it's a shoe store,
exactly handy. Yeah, So did he have a beef at
this place? That's the thing is they said they don't
know the guy. They didn't bother to call the cops
because it's Detroit. No DNA test. Now, if you have

(01:19:46):
the local news, you got to fill out this big,
you know, three four five minute segment. So you got
the eyewitness of the pooping in the shoe store. Well,
what about let's stop the guy who's walking in the
store and say, hey, random, appreciate here. Yeah, what's your opinion,
Give us some heart, give us a good take on
guy poops in shoe store on the floor. What do
you think?

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
All right?

Speaker 20 (01:20:03):
I think that's ridiculous. I think that's the craziest thing
I ever heard in my life. I mean, I don't
know what he was thinking or what he was going through.
Because they have a bathroom in and there.

Speaker 16 (01:20:12):
Ever since pandemic they closed it down to the public.
Corporate put out the policy for our story that there's
no public bathroom, but anyone who comes in there and
ass we let him use the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
But according to store employees, he never asked.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
Oh really, he just pooped right there. You mean, the
guy that just crapped on the floor didn't ask and
walked out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Another great legacy of the pandemic is yes, sorry, you
can't use bathrooms because you know, airborne virus and therefore
bathroom closed. Yeah, huh, all right, what's next? All right?
So in Fox five DC, they got a guy who
was arrested for being a creeper. And I hate it
when local news stories tie in something that that is

(01:20:51):
getting it's getting side exposure for something and you know
you hear what that is? Right here?

Speaker 13 (01:20:54):
This is Anderson Omar Lopez, the suspect, wearing this Disney
Lee Low and stick each bucket hat walking up to
seven women who were jogging in separate incidents on the trail,
masturbating in some cases grabbing the women's butts.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
So was it the grabbing the women's butts part that
was too much?

Speaker 5 (01:21:11):
I think was what was Lelo stitch as well? I
think he kind of paints a picture. You have this
grown ass man, you know, bucket hat from Disney.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Child, Yeah, and stitch hat kind of on the way
he can he could finish, like I told me, like, yo,
he was wearing like a sized large T shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Yeah that I don't need, but oh now I could
picture it, Okay, Yeah, I wasn't thinking nay.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
Stitch bucket hat.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
And in fact that that came into the story because
when they raided the dude's home, that is need what
they found.

Speaker 13 (01:21:40):
All right, And in each incident, police say the joggers
were able to scare the suspect away and he took
off running, Police telling us they found the Lelo and
Stitch bucket hat and the other evidence in his home
after serving a search warrant. Joggers are please police made
an arrest.

Speaker 22 (01:21:56):
Sounds like dude, who's at the airport with men? It's
the guy from me on Stanley Lace. Yeah, has a
little bit of a Stanley vibe to his his tone
of voice, kid, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
So that bucket hat was very relevant.

Speaker 7 (01:22:12):
Yeah. And then also it's like, if you're gonna be
a creeper, why wear something so random that stands out
because the way.

Speaker 11 (01:22:18):
You can finish if you're stitch hats.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
Yep, it's the local news story of the week. And
I hate, I hate to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Bring in some national news, but this is this is
I haven't see this anywhere else. This is a Fox News.
They're covering the big military parade, right, and this has
nothing to do with that. It's just this is not political.
But one of the ladies she was phoning in, Rebecca Coffler,
and she had tweeted out that's her her appearance on
Fox got bumped. So she said, I'm going to have
get another glass of celebratory champagne. Oh all right. Rebecca

(01:22:47):
Coffler a former intelligence analyst. See if you can tell
how much champagne she had.

Speaker 9 (01:22:51):
A right Rebecca what are your thoughts tonight on the
incredible symbolism on the Army's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 21 (01:22:57):
I am so.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Excited, Emily and.

Speaker 16 (01:23:03):
Lucas tom Winson, everybody like this is incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Finally the United States is U is back.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
Person tries to speak.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Yeah, that audio sounded fake, like it sounded distorted.

Speaker 15 (01:23:24):
Fiftieth birthday, so excited Emily and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Lucas tom wins.

Speaker 11 (01:23:37):
That doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
It was a celebration.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Yeah, she oh, she was celebrating again. You could you
could get away with that unless you again, don't tweet
everything you do, like the picture of your bottle of champagne,
and keep some things to yourself. And so you can
hear they're kind of like, okay, what's going on here?
And they finally had to cut her off. And I
want to thank these offices for all of these sacrifices
and all of the hardships that their.

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
Families come and do on Lawreence Jones, you are doing
you're laughing, man, you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Have Lucas, thank you. I want to thank you so much. Rebecca,
thank you, and thank you for talking about you've already
had to parade whatever. Let her go on doing a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
I don't understand, Like, yeah, like programmers always want to
kill the fund.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Yeah, who cares. She's not announcing the nuclear codes or anything. Great,
So this is the local news story of the week,
and let's go to Fox ate Vegas where they have
come upon this great new I guess it was a
state bill that named a local neighborhood Greg and I
guess they're they're taking this name back, all right.

Speaker 15 (01:24:54):
It's an area of town that has been a staple
within the l g b t Q plus community for decades,
and now this landmark destination off Paradise Road in East
Naples Drive has an official title. The term fruit Loop,
once considered a derogatory term to describe the floor community,
now being reclaimed and used in a positive light.

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Fruit Loopy changed.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
They've changed it to like a fruit circle, the fruit court. Yeah,
we're taking it back to fruit Loop where we guys
going for the Bachelor oftte party thunder down under No.

Speaker 15 (01:25:27):
It's an area of town that has been a staple
within the lgbt Q plus community for decades, and now
this landmark destination off Paradise Road in East Naples Drive
has an official title. The term fruit loop, once considered
a derogatory term to describe the queer community, now being
reclaimed and used in a positive light.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Trying to describe these queers scoot to the fruit looping
it back.

Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Apparently this is a long tradition of calling it the
fruit loop dates back to gosh, the early two thousands. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
What they would do in the early two thousands is
they would go to music festivals and they would package
foot loops and say, when you're done at this music festival,
come enjoy your time at these businesses and these bars.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
This area has been the heart of the LGBTQ community
for so long that it's so amazing that we get
to be able to celebrate that and get signage that's
going to point people towards this area, beautify it a
little more.

Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
Why is that straight guy speak.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
On behalf of Yeah, we couldn't put in the real games. Yeah,
but a bill, a bill won't change with the public calls.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Right.

Speaker 14 (01:26:32):
There was a gay bar in San Francisco called Twin Peaks,
and it was this massive window in front of it,
and it was known for having really really really old
gay men in it. So we would call it the
glass coffin, because you would just look at people from
the street and think, okay, you got minutes to live,
and you could make a bill to say you can't
call it the gloves.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
But that's the thing is they're calling it that now.
They're saying, hey, we're taking this so they do want
to learn, right exactly? All right, might as well own it?

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
Yeah, all right, well, thank you very much, Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Now we know where to go for after party drinks.
Oh yeah, the Fruit Loop, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
Hell ya, and to get a good deal on some
marked down shoes. Guys crapping in the.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Nice callback yees yeah, what are they gonna do? Oh?
I didn't even wipe it. It's sad he never asked. No,
that's nothing what I wanted.

Speaker 20 (01:27:22):
I think that's ridiculous. I think that's the craziest thing
I ever heard in my life.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
I think it's a ridiculous.

Speaker 11 (01:27:26):
It is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
All right, thank you, Sea Bass. We're gonna take you
a quick break. Phones are open four.

Speaker 13 (01:27:31):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
I was thinking of a completely different phone number. Woody Morgan,
are you ready? Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
I was born for this moment right here. Y'all don't
know this. I'm sut I'm hallucinating.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
I'm happy. Let's oh woody, woody, woody sure.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
Four seven nine texting over, I just want to say,
y'all have always and I haven't kivas Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
I can't ever call, but my job is too dang loud.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
But if I got through, I just enj' enjoy all
the skits y'all have, and I tell everyone I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
Work with about this station and what y'all talk about
that y'all when we got through, y'all. Yeah, no, it's
very nice, very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Thank you, appreciate, thank you for listening and telling people
about the show. This one says, good show today, good morning.
I hope you guys have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Isn't that nice? Really nice?

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Five eight five?

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
You can send us your text over to two to
nine eight seven. How about some other good stuff? How
about some other good news please?

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
Half a dozen lawn care companies in Kansas, they all
joined forces Greg to help people and raise some money
for charity. This is your wet dream.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
They moved and.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
Got all together, They got the wat whackers out, they
did some lawn care, helped and they partnered with an
animal rescue chair.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
So Greg's favorite thing.

Speaker 12 (01:29:03):
It's perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
I do have a new weed whacker on my wish
like lawn care and animal rescue, geez, throwing some wine.
It's Greg would explode to me this whacker, Greg, I
would need a diaper. Well, I just need a new
edge because I'm sick and tired of the spool kind
that I have. Have you ever used one of those?

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
I have? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
And then you have to like tap the bottom of
it to let some more of the right in the
string out or whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:29:26):
It's is always you know, subpar, So you have to stop,
take it off, flip it up, and take the spool
out manually clamp it back down. You get about two
minutes worth of more stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Stop.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
You need something more heavy, dover, more more professional, more
more like with those blades as approached to the spool.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Can't you get those as like inserts for your current whacker?

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
I don't believe so you can? Really?

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Yeah, I have this old ass black and decker spool.

Speaker 11 (01:29:53):
I don't know how that's simply not going to do?

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Is it electric?

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Is a blade one?

Speaker 14 (01:29:57):
Yeah, it's a rechargeable battery. That's also I also want
to get a new hedge trimmer that had I've only
seen the prose use. It has, for lack of a
better word, a scoop on it. So when you're head,
you know, trimming the top of the hedge, the scoop
makes all the stuff fall onto the ground. It's supposed
to just fall right back on top of the hedge,
because shake out the hedge and rake off the top

(01:30:18):
of the hedge.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
I mean, this is the stuff I dream on.

Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
I was doing yard work the other day and I
was thinking of Greg and I go, this sucks this.
Why does he find this?

Speaker 13 (01:30:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
Awesome?

Speaker 14 (01:30:28):
I mean I think I have the answer to that.
It is therapeutic. It's the only time that I literally
don't think about anything. Yeah, you're doing the task exactly.
It's like meditation basically.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Think.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
I was like, I want to get this over with, well, Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:30:41):
One of the companies that got involved is one that
I follow on social and I know you've seen them too,
SB Mowing.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Oh of course you know that guy, right, Oh he's
a guy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
The owner goes around the offers to clean up people's
yards for free, and he ended up finding and rescuing
a litter of stray kittens in someone's yard.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
I've got a clip from the TV news coverage. This
is this woman name's Kylie Wallantine and she wraps the
Wichita Animal Action League.

Speaker 8 (01:31:08):
Here she is there are people out here in the
community with companies that want to help and they want
to give back and that they see that these are,
you know, humans that are doing the best.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
That they can. But if it wasn't for Esquowing and
one buddy, who would have ever found these kittens? They
had bad uries and they likely would have died.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
Yes, they wouldn't have made it. Also, shout out to Wichita,
what do you show sitting her weekday mornings? And Gina
contents kittens are cut than puppies, insane, insane.

Speaker 11 (01:31:36):
Fluffy and smaller.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Greg also loves stories about old people. This chick in
the UK, her name is Gwyneth Griffiths and she just
turned one hundred and two and all she wanted for
her birthday was a stripper. Oh yeah, so the retirement
home that she lives made that happen for her. Her son,
he's an old bastard himself, says. Mom used to be

(01:31:58):
a real buttoned up person, but she's become a lot
more wild in her own her old age and why not.
And he thinks that she's got a touch of dementia.
But it's changed her personality a little bit, but maybe
for the better. Here she is, look at this stripper, Greg.

Speaker 11 (01:32:12):
Oh, I mean you know she probably can't see that. Well,
it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Yeah, she doesn't realize he's got a big belly hanging
on her. Yeah. Certain guys when they're like powerlifters, they
get huge, but everywhere it's weird looking. Yeah. Yeah, they're
like a gut the muscular but yeah, what they call
that a gunt? Yeah he has that's that's down lower,
but yeah, that's the powerlifters. It's everything grows.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
He's definitely not hot enough for that one two year
old lady. No, no, no, she's got festive glasses.

Speaker 14 (01:32:44):
But oh yeah, if I turned one hundred and two,
I'd be having ice cream for dinner every day. Oh yeah,
I would smoke a cart and a cigarettes a day.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Why the hell not? Yeah, what do you have to lose?
A stripper every day? Woody?

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Text us check in over to two two nine eight seven,
will be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 19 (01:33:03):
Noise show, all right, welcome back, everybody still Wednesday, right,
check it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
Yeah, awful whole day yesterday. Today's June eighteenth. It's sushi Day.
We were talking about having like a I think it
was Morgan at that pitched id in our meeting last
week about having a a naked chicken here sushi off of.
But I'm like, how does that work on the radio?

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
International Picnic days today, Greg, And it's also Panic Day.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Disco.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
Yeah, it's like a panic at the disco, just panic
at the picnic after picnic. Today is Clean your Aquarium Day.
I love aquariums. Like when I see them, I go, wow,
there's so like too much work, peaceful they are?

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
They look cool.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
You know, it's like a living TV. But man taking
care of one sucks. Yeah, that's why you got to
be rich enough that you can hire somebody to come in.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:11):
Was that Deuce Bigelow. Yes, Rob Schneider's character, he was
like an aquarium guy. Yeah, fifty first dates, that was
fifty first dates. Yeah, when he worked out the aquarium.

Speaker 13 (01:34:22):
No no, no, no, not.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
Like you have a pool guy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
Like he would go people's houses and clean there, like
like the big rich guy's houses that have Like he
would clean aquariums and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:34:34):
I'll say his National cherry tart Day. I do love
a good cherry dessert. It's a national fishing day, no,
thank you, and his National splurge Day. All right, do
something nice for yourself, Mexica tell sappening in the world
of entertainment. We'll have your birthdays. You're poorn a birthday
here in just a moment, menace.

Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
What do you got for us? Well, modern family. You
guys are huge fans of family.

Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
You know Lily the young Kid, Uh huh, well she
came out as bisexual.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
Guys, he is a lesbian, Yeah, sometimes part time lesbian.

Speaker 7 (01:35:07):
Well she did quote she says, I'm not Vietnamese, I'm lesbian,
I'm gay.

Speaker 14 (01:35:12):
So that's from the show when she kept saying I'm gay,
I'm gay, I'm gay, and then they said, no, you're
not you're Vietnamese and she said, no, I'm not Vietnamese.
I'm gay because my parents are gay.

Speaker 7 (01:35:27):
So it's a callback, it's a back nice all right,
now I'm getting so yeah, she's eighteen years old now
and bisexual.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
Well, I mean, look, that is the that is the
age where you know, people become like experimental lesbians.

Speaker 7 (01:35:42):
You yeah, either you're all in.

Speaker 11 (01:35:45):
Or you're all out to come out as bisexual.

Speaker 7 (01:35:50):
Well, I mean, if she wants to throw it out there,
you know, any ladies want to hit her up on tikbooks,
tell them.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
Yeah, alcohol, isn't everyone bisexual? Come on, my friend high five.

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
She is now pursuing a publishing music career, so there's
a lot of money in publishing, right, we.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Want to the music.

Speaker 7 (01:36:10):
I think that's the way to go because if you
actually do music, you don't make any money. Also, I
didn't know this that her mom is actually a touring
comedian that and she's been doing it for about twenty years.
She has some dates in some what He Show cities.
If you want to check her out, her name is
Amy Anderson. Sorry look her up.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
Not via Mese.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
I'm gay.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Thing that man has just had for that last story
reminded me of one of Greg's favorite clips ever, the
same After.

Speaker 21 (01:36:34):
The break, we're going to interview Eric wyhan Mayer, who
climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest.

Speaker 10 (01:36:40):
But he's gay, I mean he's gay. Excuse me, he's blind,
but gay.

Speaker 4 (01:36:53):
I mean, I mean he's blonde in.

Speaker 21 (01:36:55):
The world, Mount Everest. But he's gay. I mean he's gay.
Excuse me, he's blind.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Okay, as we had the break a look at the
six o'clock hour and it happens.

Speaker 11 (01:37:05):
Can you imagine stop saying it?

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
Can you imagine being able to hike?

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:37:09):
Gayh You know, I'm assuming they had a conversation off
the air before that air, like, oh, this guy like
suffers from.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Yeah, he seems so good here.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
Just since we're on the On the subject of Greg's
favorite news fails, one of his favorites of all time.

Speaker 18 (01:37:26):
Good even on Ken Bastida dana is off tonight he
was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
Punctuations at the difference on the teleprompter, guys, a little
pause there should have gone.

Speaker 18 (01:37:41):
Good evening on Kenbastida dana is off tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
Pause, and then into the first story.

Speaker 18 (01:37:47):
He was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating
his birthday. Still body of Jimmy Fresky was found by
firefighters on Morose Jamie wait.

Speaker 5 (01:37:58):
For the graphic, Yeah, waiting for her to come up.
Even started with like a man, Yeah, start with a man.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
There you go, was killed off the fire. Yeah, not
our buddy.

Speaker 7 (01:38:11):
Well, James Gunn is hyping up his new Superman movie
that's going to be out next month, and I'm excited
for it. It looks really good. But he uh get
he got asked about Disney when it comes to Marvel,
because if you don't know, Superman is d C, which
is totally different. Now Marvel has kind of been going
through it lately, and he says Disney just did too

(01:38:31):
much output of Marvel that people are not, like, you know,
clamoring to go see it because they.

Speaker 9 (01:38:37):
Just have it all over the place, So like Superhero fatigue, Yeah, yeah, saturation.

Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
Yeah, I mean because you have it in theaters and
you have it on Disney plus like all this different
exclusive content. So it's just like, I don't know, there's
nothing that you're rushing out to go see when it
comes to all this.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Yeah, just too much, just too much of it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:56):
Also, Glenn Close, Oh and Billy Porter, they're joining the
cast of Hundred Games, a prequel that's coming out and
that's set to be released in November twentieth.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
November twentieth, twenty twenty six. Now I didn't know they're
still making those movies. Many are there.

Speaker 7 (01:39:13):
This is a prequel, so it won't have the original cast. Yeah,
so it's that's how they make the new movies these days.
Also allegedly Tory Spelling and her ex husband, oh four
hundred thousand dollars from alone that they took out ten
years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Why just hearing that they're broke, I mean they do.

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
I think they're broke. They've been broke for a long time.
Was not cut off? I mean, yeah, sorry, Sharon.

Speaker 7 (01:39:39):
Yeah, her dad was worth five hundred million dollars when
he passed away. Now her mom is currently they say
she's worth six hundred million dollars. Now, I want to
know what did Toy do so bad? Yeah that they
like she's like living in motels and stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:39:54):
Yeah, it was when her dad died and then her
mom got like everything. I think there was some sort
of fight over the month or whatever. Her mom got
it all, and then her mom she would give her anything.

Speaker 14 (01:40:03):
No, no, she quote only got eight hundred thousand or
something like that, because wouldn't you hate to get eight
hundred thousands?

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
Oh yeah, terrible.

Speaker 8 (01:40:09):
Yeah, but when she's used to a certain lifestyle, her
spending I'm sure did not change.

Speaker 12 (01:40:14):
She's used to having a ton of money and she.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Has a lot of kids, a lot of kids. If
she has something like nine o two one, Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:40:21):
Yeah, Dad would have taken care of that, right, I.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
Think so she's rich broke, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
It just sucks though, Like you you come from a
family has that much money and god knows, you know
what really went on.

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
Her biggest house in America. She's super nice. Yeah, she's
always very pleasant.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
She's done a lot of iHeart events and had an
interaction with her a couple of different times.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
And she's very sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Yeah. Yeah, she's a nice lady. But damn, yeah, that sucks.
It does sucks all right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Time for your birthdays and porn a birthday show, it's shiver.

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
We won't sit be it's and you know we don't
do that. I will start with the celebrities. Happy birthday
to Paul McCartney, who's eighty three years old. To that
he got Josh Dunn.

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
He plays drums for twenty one pilots. He's thirty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
Singer songwriter, judge on the Voice and the guy who
lays the pipe to Gwen Stefani. Blake Shelton is forty nine.
Nathan Morris from Boys to Men is fifty four. Actress,
filmmaker and model Isabella Rosalini is seventy three. Jacob Anderson,
he's a gray worm and Game of Thrones. Never watched
Game of Thrones. I'm not sure if you know who

(01:41:31):
that is.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Yep, he was like the hot slave.

Speaker 5 (01:41:33):
Okay, well he's hot and he's thirty five, right, and
he got Carol Caine. Now, she's been in a ton
of stuff over the years, from Taxi to the Unbreakable
Kimmy Schmidt. But her most important role on her resume,
no doubt, no question, don't even bother to argue with
about it with me, is when she played Miracle Max's
wife in The Princess Bride. Yeah yeah, oh my godbody

(01:41:54):
inc commedy inc combdy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
But that's not what he said.

Speaker 18 (01:42:01):
He distinctively said to blaze, And as we all know,
to blaze means the bluff.

Speaker 21 (01:42:07):
So you're probably playing cards and he cheated.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
Ya liaa time, your wife. But after what you just said,
I'm not even shure money be done anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
You never had it so good.

Speaker 7 (01:42:19):
He said, you love match the word since since humping site.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Why did you say that name?

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
You promised me that you would never hate that name. Company.

Speaker 7 (01:42:36):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
Yeah, her voice is which which time?

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Your wife? But after what you just said, I'm not
even sure I want to be dead anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
And then your born A birthday today is Angelica Hart
and today's birthday girl, She's opened her legs more times
than a Kardashian and an NBA after Party four hundred
and eight fine films, including Dear Diary, My Neighbors Are
All Naughty Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
Yeah, she was in the Afternoon anal Play Volume one.
Also My best Friend's Mom Takes Up the Butt Volume two.

Speaker 17 (01:43:06):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
She was in Lesbian Milfs's Double Dong Play Volume one,
also hardcore action in the Stairs for a hot nurse.

Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
With mega big boobs all right in.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
Yeah, and then uh, who can forget her unfreetam role
in the Hills are Alive for the sound of Banging. Oh,
I think I've got to see that music. It's Angelica Hart,
who's forty two years old today, and that Chapparto Birthday,
your celebrity birthdays and that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
A little Wednesday. Look what's happening around the world of entertainment?
You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Buila wouldn't approve the wood Show all right time to
wrap up and get the hell out of here Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
In the books, Woodies show weakest.

Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
Link on the podcast, Yeah, I'll off the trending news headlines,
the latest of world of entertainment for menace. It's real,
top quality entertainment there waiting for you on the podcasting.
If you give us this morning, just go to The
Woody Show. Doc I'm more fun at anywhere you get
your podcasts. We are off tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
It's Juneteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
As you heard earlier in the week, we earned our
day off.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
Vaughn gave us a black card. Yeah yeah, oh thanks Va.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Yeah, it expires Friday, day after June.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
The day after June.

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
Team tomorrow is a federal holiday, it's a company holiday.
Therefore we take it off. We're back on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
It's kind of weird taking a day off, coming back
for one day and then going into.

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
A weekend area.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
I think we're the only ones that did that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:44:25):
It's still Friday, Phil Stories, Dyq, brand new Redneck News
and more Friday here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
Anything you got for us.

Speaker 5 (01:44:35):
In the meantime, we're leave it on the after hours
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Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 14 (01:44:43):
Please, Yeah, always take the high road because there's fewer people,
there's a better view, and you won't run into your ex.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
And boy, you don't want that to happen. Oh, no way,
no house.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
I mean, did everybody have a situation where they can't
even see their X or? Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
Absolutely? Oh really I would turn and hide and really
go the other way. Oh do you think of the
same X? Probably not the one that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
You had the relationship with even after the fact, Like
you guys were really good friends, and I'm thinking of
somebody else.

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
Oh the psycho one?

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
Yes, God, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
You know we'd love to appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys could suck it. Catch back here tomorrow.
Have a great day. S MDUBM.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
I quit this bitch.