The Woody Show June 19th 2025 Podcast

The Woody Show June 19th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program, listener
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I believe this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. What today's Thursday is June teenth?
It's June nineteenth, twenty twenty five. Is an official holiday today,
it's a company holiday. My name is Whatdy? That is great, Gory,
Good morning, Menace, Gina, grad Sea, Bass, Sammy. We are
the Woody Show. Thanks for being here giving us some

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of your valuable time this morning. And because of the holiday,
we are not here live today. We will be back
tomorrow to wrap up the week all proper on a Friday.
All right, but we've got some good stuff lined up
for you. As you know what we always say. If
you haven't heard what we have lined up for you today,
it's new to you. Yeah. That said, we still like
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platform of your choice at the Woody Show. Yeah, you
guys remember blasting the past. Julianne the phone screener. Yeah,
of course.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Last we heard from her, she was at a bar
in Mexico spring people with her breast milk.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
So she always has awesome stories over the weekend. She
puts in the group chat. She's like, guys, I got
this voicemail and it's crazy and uh, it's pretty scary,
and so I listened to it. I'm like, whoa, this
is pretty wild. Give me the phone number and I'll
reverse the phone number.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Because you know menace will. He loves to track down
a person and find a picture of their house.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Or Yeah, you're like one of those they're.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Called private investigators hackers.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, for sure. So I reversed the phone number and
I find this address in Oregon, and I look up
the house and the house the house is the dumpiest
house on the block.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's scary, right.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Even the front window is covered with plywood sign Right,
So I go Hey, Julianne, I go. I think you
should contact like the non emergency number and.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Just have them check this out like a wellness check.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah, just a wellness check.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Here's yeah, here's phone call that came from this house. Yeah, here,
we have a weird feeling about it, you know, to
go check it out. Here's the voicemail, just like, just
check it out. Do you want to hear the voicemail?
Be ready?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
It might be kind of triggering, really yeah, okay, triggering?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
All right?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Ready, all right, that's the whole thing. That's the only
the only thing.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
They got to get the cops involved, right.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
So the the cops are like, oh, yeah, we're definitely
going to look into this. So they win, like now,
so they start calling the number, and then a guy
picks up, right because the number is reassured to a guy,
and then the guy apparently starts like swearing at them
and getting crazy with them. So they did go to

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the house, but no one answered the door, and so yeah,
that's it. And then they're like, well, we don't there's
nothing else we can do. We don't know for sure
if this is the owners of the phone's house and
all that stuff. So then they they said it is
registered to an older address in California, so we're gonna

(04:24):
have to contact the authorities in California. Okay, So they
said they that they did that, and that's where we're
at there. But again, this could also be one of
those scams where it's like, oh, we kidnapped somebody and
you know that you're related to set us money so
the right thing.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh yes, that actually.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Was more disturbing than I was expecting.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, it's got sort of a joker vibe or yeah,
because so Julianne said she did call the number back
right away and texted, but then they never responded.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
So I was thinking, like, okay, well, if it was
a scam, they would want to get in contact with
her right away.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Julian's not the smartest, so she probably texted saying, hey,
blink if you're in trouble. Yeah no, and maybe the
person was blinking, but yeah, julian could yeah phone.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
But you know, reversing that number and then seeing the
address that is attached to you and seeing the house
compared to all the other houses, this looks like, Okay,
something's happening at this house.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, could you know nothing good is up in a
house like that with.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Ply whatever the windows.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
We hear about a thousand times when somebody actually does
something like, oh, well, the neighbors had all kinds of
signs for you.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, kept to himself.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah, they'll be there'll be a story ten years
from now about some woman who has been held in captivity. Yeah,
and it'll be this chick.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Did you call that number back from her own cell phone? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (05:46):
I wonder why the cops wouldn't have knocked on the
neighbor stores to at least ask questions or something, because
they just knocked on the door.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
No one answered, and then that was it.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah, other than you know, calling the other stage. Yeah,
they said that they you know, the furthest thing that
the the next thing they could do is just contact
another address that the phone and number is that.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
There's definitely bodies in that basement.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, we'll send a letter.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, that'll help letter.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm susan, are there any women being held in captivity?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
This could be like that Josh Hartnett movie that just
came out recently where he's got people in his basement
and he's going to the Kylie Minogue concert or the
hell Yeah, it's Kiley min Yeah, no, like you know fake, It.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Wasn't Kylie Face actually Sland's daughter.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Dude. That's disturbing.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Man, Very did the right Hobs is a scam.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
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Speaker 5 (07:11):
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would today.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
I could listen to the radio readsonable volume, but I
don't see why I should have to turn down the
radio bare All okay, into assisting.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
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I got woken up, and it's the worst when you
wake up and you got like fifteen minutes before your
alarm goes out or half an hour. This is like
I woke up and I had an hour before the
alarm went off, and I'm like yes, I was like,
I'm gonna turn right back, go over and go right
back to sleep. And then about five minutes later, my
dog starts making this like really crazy noise. It sounded

(08:33):
it sounded like almost like water running, but it was
a it was a noise she was making with her
mouth like this, and I'm I apologize to people don't
like mouth noises, but I was like, I feel like
like she was like eating her but or something, you know.
It was just her tongue going wild in her mouth.
And then she starts pawing at the door, and I'm like,
something else. She's got a bar for something, right, So

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I take her downstairs, let her outside. She spends the
next twenty minutes straight eating grass, like you're sick, like
just and like she cannot be distracted and just just feverishly.
I'm like, man, take it easy on the grass. But
then I kept waiting and I'm standing out there, of

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course in boxers and bare feet, I'm freezing my ass off,
but I'm waiting for her to barf, and i want
to see what's going on. Is that what that is?
So like, yeah, they start eating grass. Whenever she throws up,
it's gonna look like she ate a lawnmower. Yeah, probably, Yeah.
Is that what that is? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
I mean that's what I've known my whole life, is
when they're sick, they'll start eating grass until they throw up.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah up, or I don't know if like maybe eating
the grass calmed your stomach down. Because she was out
there and then she just kind of laid in the grass. Okay,
I'm like, bitch, you're not doing this here. It's one
o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
What I'm seeing is that they'll eat it if they
need fiber.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Why all of a sudden in the middle of the
night like that she needs she needs.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
It, like like medus is saying, she's sick in the
way of like she's lacking something.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
So she's going to the grass to get it.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Okay, we get the really good food.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Why does she not have fiber?

Speaker 6 (10:11):
That's a good question.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
They can also do it if they're just stressed or anxious.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
What does she have to be dream maybe a little baby.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Is this something that we're going to go to the
vet over or we're done with it?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well, my wife is keeping an eye on her from
when I left this morning until you know, I get home,
and then we'll switch off and I'll take over to
the dog duty and stuff. Okay, well, dog responsibility is
not not dog duty. I'm not responsible for that. That
was part of the deal getting the dog. All right,
I'll handle dog duty.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Something must be in the air, because that's something weird.
Happened to me last night too when I was going
to bed, so I was like, you know what, I'm
going to go to bed a little bit early, ten
minutes early than I normally do at seven fifty pm play.
And so then I wake up and I look at
the clock and it says thirty five. I'm like, oh crap,
I'm late. So I like jump out of bed and

(11:05):
I fire up the shower and I'm rushing. And then
I look at the clock again and it says eight
thirty five. Oh, like a half that's funny, but I
felt like I slept.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, you didn't.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I've done that on a weekend before, where I wake
up and I get in the shower and I'll be
in the shower and then I realize in the mid nday, Yeah,
then like wait a minute, it's Saturday, or like it's
happened before where my wife comes and goes, what are
you doing? I go showering, Yeah, dune, why I go

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to go to work. It's Saturday. Now that has happened
in a while.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Do you feel what's the what's the overpowering feeling? Relief
or just like you're the biggest idiot on the planet.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Relief Because I really for sure I get to go
back to bed. It's awesome, especially if it's a Saturday. Yeah,
if it's that pushion day, you know, if it's just
like got up a little bit too early, like damn it.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Well, at least you guys went to sleep. I had
an iced tea at around I don't know, before noon yesterday,
and I was wired all day and all night.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
I wish I could get wired. Oh worst, I could
drink all that stuff and nothing.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
And are you guys the people like me? And I
know there are others out there that, well, you can't sleep.
You just put your arm in the air.

Speaker 8 (12:23):
No, you never do that above your head or straight
up in the air, like.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Why no, I don't raising your hand.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Yeah, but then your hand's kind of flopped over. I
know I'm not the only one who does this. We
need to find out because you're laying down here just like, oh.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Then do you fall asleep?

Speaker 6 (12:39):
I who knows?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
What's what is it supposed to do?

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Why does a doggye grass? It's just our instinct.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You can't say that's also just an instinct red And
you can't just do.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
It or like your hand leave it in the air.

Speaker 8 (12:52):
I think that my do you have any injuries or
anything on your butt?

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Most of them position that we sleep and have to
do with injury on our body. So because most of
us aren't sleeping the way that we're supposed to, and
you'll do weird things like you need to have your
arm above your head, you need to be on your stomach,
And it's just because of.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I found the most comfortable that way. I have no
injuries that I'm aware of.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
Yeah, that you're aware of.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah, I mean, my body's destroyed from skateboarding.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Who was on the show that said they don't know
if they've ever dreamt.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
That sounds like Greg things never had a hang. Yeah,
he's never had a headache. But maybe the heavy weat smokers,
because you don't really dream if you smoke weed before.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well that's not Greg yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Right, Well at least or at least you don't remember
it because everybody has to download all those images.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Throughout the day. And I had some I couldn't tell
you what they were. I just remember waking up and
being like, not stressed, but just concerned.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
The feeling sticks with you because man, I.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Had some dark ass dreams. Yeah, and I don't remember
what it was that it's never wake going. Wow, that
was dark, like disturbing. No, But I mean I've had
some weird ass dreams before. A lot of them are violent,
like very very violent, but like vigilante kind of violent.
Oh yeah, like cathartic.

Speaker 8 (14:08):
So yeah, you fighting for justice in them?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Or oh it's it's very violent and it's toward people
who deserve it.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Okay, I like that.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, but it's so real. Yeah, this was something different. Again,
I don't have specifics, but I woke up kind of concerned,
like wow, now, like why would I be a Why
would I have been dreaming about that?

Speaker 6 (14:26):
You were you sweating?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
No? I was. I just woke up totally concerned. Oh right,
here we go. Yes, arm in the air, straight up,
not propped, fall asleep quickly.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yeah, it's a thing. Zero Yes, a bunch of people.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
John K from Long Beach. Yeah, Gina, I totally do
that when I can't sleep. Yeah, I've just never heard that.
It's like, yeah, another one, make yourself tired. I raise
my arm and I can't sleep too. I knew it
wasn't alone six sixty one Gina, one hundred percent. I
used to do that as a kid for hours.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Yeah, same as an adult hours can't.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Sleep your kid, Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
That would keep me awake it just it doesn't. I
feel like as a kid, I could fall asleep way easier,
but now it's too much going on.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
My mom does that. She says she likes to feel
the blood flow down her arms to relax.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Oh that freaks you out. That's weird, but I like it.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
I like that your mom does.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Eleven percent of people remember their dreams, which I thought
seems very low. That's it, that's it.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Well, I guess you only remember what you're dreaming right
when you wake up.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
As far as why it's easier for some than others,
that's been a mystery, but the researchers say they have
identified some factors. They say the people most likely to
remember their dreams have a positive attitude about dreams, they
tend to let their minds wander, they spend longer periods
of time in light sleep, and they're typically Youngerky, Well,

(15:48):
that's not good though. Older people have white dreams, which
is the vague sense of having dreamed without any real
concrete recall or quote evidence.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Okay, but if you remember your dreams more because you're
barely falling asleep, that's not great.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Well, I'm just a light sleeper.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Because I tracked the sleep with this aura ring that
I use. Yeah, and it tells me like the deep sleep,
the light sleep, and the rem sleep. Yeah, and I
do get a good chunk of light sleep. But I
thought the rem sleep is where dreams happen.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
No, I thought so too.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
I guess you just don't remember it thoughts.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
And I do like a good dream, like you know,
like I if I can figure out, Like there's times
where I know I'm dreaming and you go ooh, I'm dreaming.
I'm gonna let this play out. I'm not the person
who goes, oh, is this a dream? And I wake
myself up. No, I mean no, let's let this roll.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
Yeah, that's lucid dreaming when you're aware that you're dreaming.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Like, let's keep it rolling, see how this plays out.
And if I have a bad decision to make, let's
make it because it's just a dream.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
I've had that thought it's money. Yeah, he right, exactly,
I've had that thought. There's other times where it's like,
all right, this is too weird and maybe that's what
happened the other night. Yeah, this is too weird, or
this is too dark, and this is too whatever, and
I go, please let this be a dream and then
that then I wake myself up. But I'm not like
heavy breathing other than being fat, you know, I'm not
heavy breathing. I'm not sweating right again, other than being fed.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
But it's like inside out the movie, like you know,
and they're trying to wake the little girl up.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
So things just get crazier and crazier, like your body's trying.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
To wake up.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
You wake up, You're like, what was that? Oh, my stomach,
and then you go throw up.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, and I'm also psyched if I do wake myself up,
like go, damn, that was a dream, and I fall
back asleep and it continues. Oh, that's just so fucky
that when you try to do it, like I don't
try to do it, Damn, it's gone. But then I'm like, oh, wow,
I'm back in.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah, I wish I could go. Yeah, it's like virtual reality.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
When you try to do it, that's when. That's when
it sucks, and it never happens.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
They say, if you want to remember your dreams, drink
a lot of water before you go to bed.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's my wife's answer, and everything hydrate.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
Well, I do remember my dreams, and I do drink
a lot of water.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
Yeah, yeah, but how many how many times can you.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Imagine like, oh, I was just skipping over clouds.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Cr shead clouds, right, how many times? Then I do
you get up to pee?

Speaker 8 (17:57):
I don't, oh wow, before I go to bed.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Actually she's like this in real life, but she's probably
like a freak in her dreams, you know what I mean? Yeah,
like all the stuff that she would never do dominate,
not even like in that like in that way, but
she's probably like a like a black widow. Okay, yeah,
I mean murder or murder people in your dreams.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
Don't murder people in my dreams.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
But I had just like dream one time where I
did No, I don't think I did shoot anyone, but
I knew that no one was going to do anything.
Like I had the gun and was walking up to
people with it again in one of those states of
knowing that you're dreaming and being.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Like, what what are you going to do? And then
they just move. But I didn't have to even do anything.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
And one of the reasons I say that is because
of those other thoughts that those intrusive thoughts she was
talking about about, Yeah, thoughts, I could do this right now,
like what was the one.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
Like I could yeah, like just jump off a bridge
or like seer your car and so like yeah, yeah,
the cool stuff. Yeah, but no, I don't really have
super violent dreams. Even like I said in the Lucid
Dream where I knew I was dreaming, I was like, but.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
I'm not really gonna like shoot him. I'm just gonna
like threaten.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Them, all right, So menace, yes, because they always talked
about like when you hit adolescents and you know, puberty
and stuff, that boys went having wet dreams. Never had
one of them, No, I really wanted one too.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
I always wonder if those were real.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I'm wondering if they're real because I've never I never
had one, you know, I don't know, like a nocturnal inition. Yeah,
I never heard about anybody having them. Well you know
what's going to tell you in your dream? Nope?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
No, yeah, huh that's to me.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
And I don't know if I know anybody. Y'all out
the door and see if Vaughn's had one. I bet
you Vaughn's had one. He seems like that, although with
all that weed, he probably when he was a kid.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah no, no, not thing that's good to know.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Is there an equivalent of like a for for a
woman dream?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
No, I mean.

Speaker 8 (20:02):
I've gotten close, Like I've had really good dreams that.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Like super erotic. Yeah, and they felt good. Excuse me,
they felt good, but I didn't climax per se.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
I think it's just bedweathers, like coming up with some other.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
But why why would you say, yeah, would sticky?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
They just say that, yeah, it was sticky, but it
was so what happened, Morgan? Do you wake up and
like knock one out or kind of?

Speaker 9 (20:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I wake up, and that's one of those times where
I'm trying to immediately go back to sleep if I
can to finish it up. Yeah, damn it. I was
almost there, right, and then I can tell after a time, okay,
I'm not going to pick this up, and then yeah,
you finish yourself. So five six two said I had
a wet dream when I was in jail once. Oh,
and I woke up so embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
That'd be the worst place.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Three one seven I had one in my life. It
was amazing. Wet dreams are real. The best ones are
the lucid wet dreams.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
You kind of remember.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
No, no, they are real. Ah, damn yeah, I doled it.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
It says it's a normal part of growing up.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, and I I've heard about it. We were warned
about it, like hey, you know like a health class, like, well,
this is something that could happen. That's your body chain, right,
And I was like, oh, rip, that's cool.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
You were freaked out?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
No, because I wanted to see what it was all about. Yeah,
like it's all new, you know, true?

Speaker 6 (21:12):
Yeah, huh, well I hope it's not real.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I never dropped the load before, isn't that like, because
that's like kind of breaking the seal? Right, yeah, I
figured like, oh, it's kind of neat.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
But would you wake up and be like I've been shot?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I feel like it'd be like that. No, because not blood,
I know.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
But when you're like half awake, would you be scared?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
No? Okay, no, I don't think so. I don't think so.
But it's kind of like the male equivalent of like
getting your period, right, like now you're now you're a man,
Now you can fertilize, I guess.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Yeah, But it's also the exact opposite, like getting your
periods sucks.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Well yeah, sure, but I'm saying it's a sign like
you're a woman now like okay, well now you're you're
a man.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Now, Okay, I see that.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yeah, I guess I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I really wanted it to happen. It just never happened.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
And then I kind of figured like, yeah, well but
considering where you went to school and stuff, it's probably
for the best. Oh yeah, like an on an outward
bound experience.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, but no, that happened. But I was I think
I was too old for that. I thought, like, what
dreams kind of happened more like when you're like thirteen, twelve,
thirteen years old?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Oh, I thought they could happen anytime.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I mean, I guess they could. This guy had one
in jail. I thought he was twelve.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Yeah, in juv did you look at you?

Speaker 6 (22:26):
My dream between Oh yeah, usually between eight and fourteen younger.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I wasn't that young. Yeah was this guy in juvie? Damn?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
My ex wife told me two separate times she woke
up finishing from a dream that we were getting it
on rip lucky Lucky.

Speaker 8 (22:46):
She's such a liar.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah it was with you. Yeah, yeah, Sammy's had a
wet dream about Glen Powell. She's got the candle. Do
you see the candle she has no? Oh yeah, she
posted a video from Valentine's Day where she's why ching
some rom com. There's a glass of champagne there and
the candle burning on the table and it says smells
like Glenn Palell. Oh really, I saw that photo, but

(23:09):
I didn't notice that part of it.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
That was that a Morgan present?

Speaker 8 (23:12):
I know it was for my sister. My sister got
it for me for my birthday.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
So what is that smell like?

Speaker 8 (23:16):
Saying, well on it? What it smells like?

Speaker 7 (23:21):
Adventure and charm all in one.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah, he's the one show.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Now those of you just tuning in who didn't hear
anything before the break, Uh, we were talking about all
kind of random stuff and somehow came up like, uh,
the idea of a wet dream. And I said, man,
I was always bommed out because as a kid, I
kept waiting for that to happen. It just never happened.
And then Mena said had never happened for him, and

(23:55):
Bored and Vaughn both said it never happened for them either,
So we're like, does it really happen? All of a sudden,
people start texting in saying it happened for them. One
guy said it happened to him. I was in jail. Yeah,
well tapioca in the fan guy said in his forties,
are you doing that? Yeah? Yeah? So typically when we
looked it up, it says between eight and fourteen and
fourteen is when that would typically happen. But we have
a doctor, oh, a real doctor. He's a family doctor,

(24:18):
doctor Eric, who's called in, Good morning, Eric, how are you?
I'm sorry, good morning doctor.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
How you doing? He even sounds like a goddamn doctor,
doesn't he?

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Thank guys? How you doing?

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
How?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah? Like all right, so dude, so well, what what
can you explain? Why? Why? Why do some guy like,
why did I never have this happen to me?

Speaker 10 (24:36):
You know, I asked the same question when I was
in medical school. I'm like, I'm a healthy guy. Why
did it never happen to me? So I look it up.
So it turns out, you know, it's just sort of
your body's way of, you know, saying yep, you're ready
now you you know, it's testing out the equipment. But
what happens there's a lot of guys myself, you guys
probably included discovered masturbation before you actually got to the
point of the wet dreams.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
You know, that's what I think, because.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
He knocked it out or a joe, because there are
the guys that are not joining, right, that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Yeah, like the body doesn't have to take over. You've
already handled it.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
We already cleared the pipes, right.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
Yeah, I got this, man, Ye got it.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
That's such a good answer. That totally makes sense.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
And if you're in prison, you're probably not really doing
that much either.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You're doing it all day.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
It was on the bottom part.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I think of what age I discovered that though.

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Were you like eleven or twelve?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I wasn't eight, right, so I was on the younger
end of that. But yeah, it's probably junior high twelve. Yeah,
I'm guessing.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I don't, you know what, It's funny, I don't. I
don't remember.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
Yeah, I was like twelve or thirteen when my friends
told me about it. I'm like, oh, really, let me
try this out. And your genius man.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Rub your own wiener told explodes you should try that out.
It's exciting. Yeah, I'm gonna do that, you know, because
I want to be a doctor someday. It's not to
really know how the body works, right Eric, Can we
keep you on staff for questions just in case.

Speaker 10 (25:57):
We have actually yes, well we can off the air
and okay.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay, cool Morgan. Can you can you get his information?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
You know, we'll get that all set up because we
have a lot of questions. Oh yeah, yeah, all right,
yeah we do.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
We just end up asking each other and.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
He's not and he's not here today, but Greg always
has questions.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
All right, hey, doctor Eric, thank you so much. We
appreciate you calling in with that, with that information. Yeah,
somebody's textbody's texting over and they're saying like yeah because
especially it happened more, they think in prior generations, because
masturbation was really discouraged and so you know, dudes were
afraid to touch. That's where you're like hair on your
palms and you go blind and things like that. And

(26:38):
you know that's before you have the Internet and you
can like look it up to see if that was true.
You know, so that makes that makes sense. All right,
doctor Eric can go one second, man, we'll get your information.
We'll we'll talk to you again soon. All right, man,
there's a there's doctor Eric, I bet you it's easier
for us to get him on the phone than his
own patience. We're trying to call the doctor's office. It's like, damn,
oh dude, I told you.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Ever since not a sponsor, but ever since I switched
to One Medical, they're the best.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Is that the Amazon thing? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, yeah, people google it do Amazon Prime one Medical.
They have offices everywhere.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Speaking of offices and things that we love, food, Yes,
so Young Brands they own KFC. They've announced that KFC
is moving out of Kentucky.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Really is that allowed?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, They're going to Texas, and so they've announced plans.
They're going to create two new headquarters in the US,
one in Plano and the other in Irvine, California.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
So KFC and Pizza.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Hut will run out of the Plano headquarters Taco Bell,
which is already in Irvine. They're going to have Taco
Bell and Habit Burger and Grill headquartered there together. KFC
will keep a corporate office in Louisville. Also, Young Brands
just let all their employees know that they're gonna have
to change either jammies and get their asses back to
the office full time. O.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Sure, Yeah, it's serious business over there. Dude.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Brands is a massive company. Y oh yeah, they owned
a ton of stuff big fans.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Do you guys remember that song that like little kids
would sing like Kentucky Fried Chicken and a pizza hut
McDon old, mcdone old.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
There was even rap songs about the combination. Oh really,
the joints.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Yeah, the pizza hut because where you could go to
the Kintaco Hut.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
It was awesome. Yeah. Remember the first time I saw
one of those things, I was like, Oh, that's kind
of cool.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Disneyland, like it's all in one.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
We are the Woodies. Show phones open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, you can sets your text over to
two to nine eight seven for today's conspiracy. I know
how much you love East Menace. There are people that
not only believe in Bigfoot, in the Locknest Monster and whatever,
there are people who believe that mermaids exist, and not

(28:57):
only that they exist in rich peace, people are eating them.
I'm gonna I'm gonna play you some audio of one
of these idiots that believes this. She's claiming she does
an x con who saw a mermaid and a big
tank on a fishing boat that he worked on. She
said that they made him bring it to a warehouse
where the rich elites ate it Hibachi style, kind of

(29:20):
like Benny Han. She claimed that they caught a second
mermaid and that they can regrow limbs. There's a secret
research island where scientists study that. Yeah, if you haven't.

Speaker 12 (29:33):
Seen my first mermaid in Sirens video, they're not going
to understand this video at all.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (29:38):
They bring this knit that had been down at the
bottom all day that day up and he said what
he saw inside was like nothing he had ever seen before,
probably ever will again, if he ever lives to tell
the story again. Hey said, is that it was like
a pasty whitish green skin okay, and the fin okay,

(29:59):
from like hip bone down it was just like the
body of a fish and like greenish black hair, and
wasn't pretty.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
And it spoke, it spoke.

Speaker 13 (30:11):
He said that he couldn't understand what language he was
speaking in, but it felt like it was begging for
its life. And they took this siren to a different
warehouse and it was set up like a restaurant. Come
to find out, these clientil he had son arm machines
and everything to track these things down. Okay, like stuff

(30:33):
that you would not even believe if you saw it.
These people, okay that had had him go and catch
this thing, and they say it's like really common among
the wealthy, and they all had their knives and forks
and everything else.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
It was set up like Hublaki sort of.

Speaker 12 (30:50):
It's one of them things that even presidents don't know about,
you know, like a secret research island.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Yeah, man, the presidents, I do you buy it? I
don't buy it at all. And I know why it's
starting to run rampant is because I don't know. There's
a thing with AI video lately. There's a ton of
Mermaid AI videos out there of like people this guy saw.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Man, he's an ex con, he worked on a boat.
He witnessed it.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
With this, this is what goes back to I think
that certain there should be an age limit on social media.
So the fins, Yeah, it was rampid.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
That's today's conspiracy of the day. You guess, all right? Next,
all right, wellcome back everybody, Yeah, all right. So allergies,
I mean I've got like some like whether they go
low grade or just a minor allergy. I take that daily,
like zertech kind of pill. That's really saved my ass

(31:52):
from having constant uh science infections all the time. Some
people like some pretty wild allergies out there. How do
you even leave your house? Like people that are allergic
to sunlight? Have you seen that? No? Yeah? And there's
like I saw something on TV. This little girl she's
allergic to some like she can only go outside to
her parents. They have her on this completely weird schedule.

(32:14):
I mean even the windows in their house are blacked out.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
That's so sad.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
And so they take her outside the play at night,
so they have like a swing set in the backyard.
It was she was.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Great an interview with the Vampire though, She's.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Like yeah, but like, dude, that sucks.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
Imagine you know when I was a kid, I was
allergic to the cold. Oh, yes I was.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
I broke out in hives. Yes, we had to go
to the doctor. And I'll never forget because I remember
my mom being like, why are you covered in hives?
You were like getting ready to go somewhere, and I
was like, I don't know. And we went to the
doctor and they couldn't figure out what was wrong, and
then he brought us into like his office with like
his books and stuff, you know, and he had looked
it up. He was researching it, and he was like, well,

(32:58):
it seems to me she's allergic to the cold, because
I was.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
We've lived in a place where winters.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Were harsh, and when it would really.

Speaker 8 (33:05):
Yeah, very cold, I would break out in hives.

Speaker 13 (33:07):
Weird.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
I'm looking, uh looking up to say something that that
you is usually in kids and then you'll grow out
of it.

Speaker 6 (33:16):
Is it more of just like you're getting a rash
from like the.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Like, yeah, exactly, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I don't know,
you got anxiety about going out in the cold. Yeah, no,
what were you lying about?

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Yeah, you can look it up.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
No doctor told me I was allergic to the cold.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
I broke out, here goes, Yes, you can be allergic
to the colds called cold utakaria, a type of physical
allergy where exposure to cold temperatures triggers and allergic reaction.
Symptoms can include red, itchy hives. Man. Imagine that. See,
I just go to the internet. He had to go
to books. It's stupid, doctor. Swelling, especially of the hands, lips,

(33:58):
or face. Severe reactions include extreme cases after swimming in
cold water. Oh okay, yeah, so anaphylaxis, you know, like,
uh yeah, that's crazy. Wow.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
They say it's maybe related to the immune system reacting
abnormally to cold Yeah. So anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well
there's weird I hadn't heard. That's a new one. Hadn't
heard that one before.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
And there's another real one that I'm going to claim
anytime a trainer comes up to me, is that some
people are allergic to their own sweat. I'd love to
work out, but I have this doctors best excuse ever serious.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Of course, you got people that are allergic to eggs
or peanuts or you know, different things. Do you ever
have to do an allergy test?

Speaker 6 (34:36):
I did, and they did the little pricky things on
your back. I did all of them.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
See, I didn't do that, but we had to have
our son tested for that because we weren't sure what
was going on. He get these like weird rashes out
of nowhere. We never figured it out. They never were
able to figure out exactly what was going on. Yeah,
but I felt so bad because he was little and
we took him and you know, they had to do
the scratch test on his back and he had all
the I felt so bad because he was it was irritated. Yeah,

(35:00):
you know, he doesn't really understand because he was a
little kid. I just felt bad.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
And you're right, Sammy, when you're a kid, you grow
out of a lot of this. Because I was allergic
to pineapple, eggs and all root vegetables random.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
And then when I became an adult and had all
these stomach problems, the doctor was like, so, which one
of your parents as celiac. I was like, not neither,
Well you do so that. I was like, okay, I
still love croissant.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
How about this chicken her allergy?

Speaker 14 (35:22):
The condition I have is which carrier? Which is a
bit of a mouthful. I couldn't say it for ages.
There are very few cases in the world in medical literature.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
They did, by the way, I should have said, warning,
fun accent.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
A half and she just a carrier, I guess, yeah,
just like.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
And she's she's allergic this, this woman's allergic the water
that's isn't your body mostly water like wide?

Speaker 14 (35:45):
Up until I had my daughter, I had no issues
with water at all. Had three baths a day.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
I was obsessed with baths, went.

Speaker 14 (35:52):
Swim in, did all of the normal things. Literally, the
first bath after I had Willow broke out in this awful.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Right when I took water, I will.

Speaker 14 (36:03):
Firstly, I will itch for a while. Basically it's quite painful,
it's very itchy, and it's just a pretty feeling.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
And then it is a.

Speaker 14 (36:11):
Full blown mash.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Wouldn't that suck? Yeah, you know, it's crazy water.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
I have something similar to that, but it's finally gone away.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
But oh yeah, well, in the past couple years, swimmers penis.
Is that what that was? Swimmers?

Speaker 5 (36:24):
No, it was called swimmers itch and it was like
some yeah, the reaction.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, it wouldn't be like while you were swimming, it'd
be like the day after after.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Yeah, and I just started getting these rashes.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
It was crazy.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
But too much chlorine.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
No, it would be any type of swimming, any kind
of water. But I know you're curious. Manas Urtic carriers
from the Latins words to burn and urtica for nettles,
like burning nettles or something.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
So there are another There was another woman that I
was just reading about. This is a newer story, this
nineteen year old woman. She's also in the UK, and
she's allergic to almost everything, like it first showed up
she was a baby. She would turn blue and pass
out and she had potatoes or bananas. And then she
was given, you know, a diagnosis of the water allergy,

(37:13):
which makes her feel like ants are crawling on her
skin when she comes to any kind of contact with water,
but strawberries, key, we scented shampoos, body washes, regular plain
water like I said. But now doctors give her an
injection twice a month to help her skin tolerate water.
But the bad news is that she's most likely gonna,
you know, be on this for life.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah's healthy, they.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Say, it's just not going to to improve but yeah,
that sucks. We are joking about like you know, guys
would say they are allergic to latex. Ye, right, you know,
because it is a joke, like it's kind of just
the tip. Sorry, I would use a rubber, but you know,
allergic to latex, which is why I got to use
like a sheep skin.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Yeah or not.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
Yeah, but that doesn't protect you from STD's only pregnancy.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
That's why you just God, then you use this is
pro tip saran wrap easy, oh wrap it up? Yeah literally, yeah,
saran wrap, or you can use like a ziploc bag. Sure, well, yeah, yeah,
you don't want to You just don't want to put
it too tight around the base right of your wiener
because then you can cause some problems that way, But
otherwise it's completely safe.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Yeah, or just get a balloon.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yep, absolutely absolutely, that might be a little tight though.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Oh sure.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Now, speaking of which, there's this person that, uh, that
we're going to learn about here. This is a person
that's that the Gina found this. This guy's alerting to
his own orgasm.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
This popped up in American Journal of Case Reports last
week and it's too insane not to share. I'm so
glad it found its way to me. Thank you algorithm.
Twenty two year old guy discovered he might be allergic
to his own orgasms after researching his symptoms online.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Do we say orgasm? Do you mean like the the musclesheit? Wellpasm?
Like like what part of the or is it just
his saying is his semen?

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Okay, let's get into that, because there's there's a couple
floating theories. But let me tell you what the symptoms are.
They're flu like and they appear two to three hours
after he releases Okay, and it's like a weakness and
like a malaise and a runny nose eyes.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I feel weak and I'm making the malaise.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
You get done, take two three hours?

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Yeah, do you get conjunctivitis?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Like I don't know about you, fellas, but like you know,
as soon as you release, like all your motivation, all
your care, everything else that you thought would be an
interesting idea, like the second before that happened is gone.
It left with your ejaculation and ladies.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
That's when you ask for favors and gifts. Abdominal pain,
muscle pain, and after eight hours of cognitive impairment, he's
like not functioning for eight to ten hours and the
symptoms last for two or three days. He says it
prevents him from working. It caused him, obviously to avoid
sexual activity.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
How does it prevent him from working.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Because he has basically like yeah, like a cognitive flu.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Oh but I'm saying just not. It's not like every
day he can't work. It would just be if he had, right,
he has to call him sick right after. So yeah,
if he finished the night before tomorrow, exactly.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Use up those those sick days, those PTO. So the
doctors diagnosed him with this thing called post orgasmic illness
syndrome k O I S and it's rare and the
causes are unclear, but it's not. They don't want to
call it an allergy to his own semen. They want
to call it. It's it's a massed cell triggered allergic reaction.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Can't you aman allergy?

Speaker 6 (40:28):
That's what I mean, That's basically what it is. So
the treatment, yeah, he's He's prescribed this stuff called zol
air XO L a I, which is typically used for
hives and asthma. The medication completely resolved to sence that
took hives?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Is it zol air?

Speaker 8 (40:43):
I have no idea. I don't remember anything other than
being like, I'm allergic to the cold.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Did you did they give you?

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Semen?

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Be gone? Maybe the symptoms will. They did return after
he stopped taking the medication. So the outcome is he
now has to take it for the rest of his life.
Doctors recommend he never get off of it. And the
best comment ever people I had to go to the
comment section and one guy said, I guess you could
say he has a nut allergy.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Getting God, why did anybody in this room come up
with that first.

Speaker 6 (41:17):
That's right there.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Yeah, maybe I'm in the malaise.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Exactly, you're in the post malaise.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
So I have a little more information on this the
O I s if you're interested.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Okay, are these the clips that you said to me?
All right, so let's take the break and then we'll
come back, and then you know, there's more to learn
about the like if you have a seaman allergy, exactly
how it works, like deep dive, Ye, a little deep dive,
let's do it. This is part of the educational part
of the program. Yeah, seaman allergy.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Who knew?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Right? Yeah, if you listening, you love as long as
you're listening, this is the show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
It is the Woody Show doing a little deep dive
into crazy allergies. Yeah, do you know somebody, maybe you
have some kind of crazy allergy, not just to you know,

(42:05):
peanuts or something like. That's a pretty typical one. Now,
although weird and people say this, is there something truly
to it? Because I don't remember anybody as a kid,
Like when I was a kid, I didn't know any
other kids. I didn't know anybody that had like a
peanut allergy.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Literally didn't.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Is that literally a new thing or is that just
something that people say because everybody's gotten so soft and yeah,
it's real though, I.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
Mean I think it's new with how many people have it.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
Yeah, but I think the people who before it was
very deathly like it was a bad allergy.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
To have, Like if the peanut dust was in the air,
somebody's throat would close.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Does everybody have some kind of food allergy? That's now
because we used to have you know, you could bring
in cupcakes and all kinds of snacks and different things.
Now there was all kinds of rules with the with
the kids.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Schools start hearing this until like mid two thousands.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yeah, I feel it.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
You just toughed it out and it went away.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Well, the other thing is I think we're getting we're
getting get tough it out. Who needs to breathe? It's
like I grew up being like, oh, she just has
stomach problems. It's just who cares and like a idiot,
turns out you're allergic to this And then like we
just didn't know back then, right, it was we thought
was random.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
But like the peanut thing or the ally, because those
are those are more serious as far as like, yeah,
you can't breathe all of a sudden. I don't remember
that ever, being I remember kids with asthma.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
You know, kids had a trailer.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
There was a kid we had in our school who
had seizures, you know. But it wasn't because of peanuts.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Yeah, all the kids were afraid of poison oak.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Everywhere. That's also where they were checking you for a licet. Yes,
we'd have to go down the nurses office want everybody
once a year, they just check everybody. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:46):
There is some debate on the peanut thing though that
I remember, which is because there was, uh, it was
such a bad allergy to have. Doctors were telling people
to wait when they had babies until there were certain
age to give them that in case they were allergic.
And some people think that not exposing that to it
early enough.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Okay, that is true when when you have kids that
you will get this thing. And my wife was on
this for a minute, but I'm like, wait a minute, why,
honey was one of them? You're not supposed to do that, right, No, honey,
peanuts or any kind of nuts. Yea, I know it was,
wasn't it. I Mean it was actual milk though, too.
Not formula like cow's milk.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Yeah, my husband said, because I wasn't around in my
steps and was a baby baby, an infant, he said,
they used to put it behind their ear. Is that
what you're supposed to do with infants, like but little
peanut butter or something first, to make sure that they're
no broat doesn't close up.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
We just gave the kids peanut butter, honey, and you know,
just we weren't like by the spoonful shoving it in.
I guess whose kids don't have a peanut allergy?

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Your kids?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Well, all these all though those crap that what he's
talking about that didn't exist forty fifty years ago, the
yellergies were way down. So who's right, Well, they had
more barn animals can Yeah, it was more exposure to
hay and enter.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Babies have okay, Google says, cause their pussies. Yeah anyway,
so yeah, babies have developing digestive and immune systems, so
certain food should be avoided to prevent choking. Blah blah blah. Yeah, honey,
cow's milk as a drink, whole nuts and popcorn, harder,
sticky foods, sugary or salty foods, unpasteurized foods, high mercury, fish, caffeine,

(45:25):
artificial sweeteness. Okay, but the main ones were the whole
nuts and popcorn. I remember that cow's milk and then honey,
my mom gave me all kinds of mercury when I
was a kid. That ted out just fine.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
A lot of that stuff sounds like choking stuff like pola,
right right anyway, So the seaman allergy, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
So you have some more on this.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Let's okay, So I found this. This is from YouTube
because that was the guy before we break.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
We were talking about the guy. He's allergic to his
own orgasm.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
Yeah, p OI s post orgasmic illness syndrome. And this
is from a YouTube clip the Infographic show channel. And
this is from the man allergic to his own. So
here's an overview of the allergy.

Speaker 11 (46:02):
Okay, some men are allergic to themselves. Specifically, they're allergic
to their own semen. Post orgasmic illness syndrome or POIS,
is a relatively new medical discovery. It was first documented
in the medical literature in two thousand and two, and
the experts are only just beginning to understand this bizarre
allergy to semen.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
I don't know why it makes me laugh.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Well, that's a lot, and also he's very serious about it.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Does sounded like bubbling semen in the back.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
A fun little guitar track there.

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Yeah, that's how you know it's science. So we talked
about some of this guy's symptoms. But let's hear this
guy's take on the semen allergy symptoms.

Speaker 11 (46:42):
Anytime you wouldlate, whether with a partner or not, do
you start to experience the telltale signs of an allergic reaction.
You develop itchy, painful hives where your body came into
contact with the semen, and you develop itchy, runny eyes,
a runny nose, and congestion.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
That's why my wife's face is all swollen, oh and red.

Speaker 11 (47:01):
Now we know you'd feel hot and feverish, you'd be nauseous,
and your muscles and joints would ache. If you don't
get immedia medical attention to address your symptoms, your throat
could swell shut and your seam analogy could become life threatening.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
All right, So I don't see the video as we're
playing these clips. My question, is it like a bunch
of cute animation, a cartoon animation?

Speaker 6 (47:21):
Okay, it's very commonful.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Is a little busy on this one.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 11 (47:28):
Here's how they treat seaman analogies non steroidal anti inflammatories
or insets like those commonly used to treat them.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
What I felt like, Okay, what if it was like
an anti venom and so it had to be like
so you would have to basically harvest your own stuff,
suck it out, and then like ingest it somehow either like.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
You know, we'll get to that. Are you serious, We'll
get to that.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I'm thinking because remember who do we know? We knew
somebody that was going through like a cancer treatment and
they had that fecal transport. Yeah the wife. Yeah, so
like he would crap like a cooler and then bring
it to the doctor's as they would do something with it,
and then they would his fecal matter and put it
into her body.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
You know someone who did it?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeahed to work with?

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Goodbye?

Speaker 8 (48:09):
All yeah cio.

Speaker 11 (48:10):
Anyway, here's how arthritis can help reduce the painful symptoms
like hives and swelling. Men with a seaman allergy can
also use a condom during any sexual activity, including their
solo time. This won't prevent full body symptoms like fatigue
and nausea, but it can help contain the skin irritation
and hives to the affected area.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Wait so wait, so it's a terrible that's the worst
place I got. I'd rather be itching my chest than
itching my helmet all day. Yeah, I know those things
that you're let's let's let's cover it and spread it
all over it. Yeah yeah, and make sure it's air tight. Yeah,
but again, don't worry. These clips get worse. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
Let's talk about immuno treatment for POI.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
A ah, this okay, this is what we're talking about, right,
we're no.

Speaker 11 (48:52):
Therapy involves injecting small doses of a man's own semen
under his skin on a regular basis to build up
the tolerance and make his body less like.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
A zep or zip bound.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Subcutaneous subcutaneous injection.

Speaker 11 (49:06):
Small doses of a man's own semen under his skin
on a regular basis to build up the tolerance and
make his body.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Now, is that him finishing?

Speaker 15 (49:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
I heard it? Or is that him because he's just
like kind of like a little weary of needles.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Maybe that like Seba said that it's a little busyn zone.

Speaker 11 (49:23):
Semen under his skin on a regular basis to build
up the tolerance and make his body less sensitive to
exposure to semen. And they can take up to three
years to desensitize the body enough to significantly reduce symptoms.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Three some guys do that at a bar one time.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
It's like the Prince's Bride where he worked up his
uh t so poison ikane powder. Right, you've bested my giant. Well,
they do that withts Man. They do that with dogs.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
That's really good, Waller sean, Yeah, I sorry.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
I didn't know the movie.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Yea, yeah, but they they inject dogs with stuff that
they're allergic to so they'll stop itching.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
So clearly I cannot take the drinking is in front
of me.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
That's really good.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
I don't know. I mean, I tried to, but I stop.

Speaker 8 (50:16):
I started watching it because it's so good.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
You guys are idiots, agreed, dude, Princes Bad is awesome.
It's a classic for I'm sure. I had a moment,
so I know. I know. It's the movie.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
It's called Eternity Men Generation, so.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
I know we're talking a lot about men. You guys,
this applies to women too. It's how you treat it.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
In the lady.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Sorry, honey, I would, but I'm a seaman allergy. I'm
going to get you and that would suck.

Speaker 11 (50:45):
For women suffering from a seaman allergy, their desensitization process
involves placing the diluted semen's solution inside their vagina to
build up their bodies tolerance over time.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Just like a seamen douche. Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (50:57):
Solution is left in place for longer periods until eventually
she's able to withstand exposure to semen without experiencing symptoms.
After the initial desensitization, the woman will need to make
sure she is consistently exposed to semen to maintain her towers.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yes, exposure there, girl, Ladies, doctor's orders. I'm sorry, honey,
but you know.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
One want to vote to help change Gina's algorithm.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
No, no, it's funny.

Speaker 11 (51:25):
So experts recommend having unprotected sex at least every forty.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Eight hours to maintain immunity.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
That's just one prescription we can all get on board.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Well, in fact, I've learned so much too.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I mean you can also like just become a lesbian. Sure,
there's no exposure to semen there. Yeah, yeah, she was
lesbians because of your allergy. Yeah, that's all. Well, thank you, Gina,
so welcome. Didn't know, I mean, now we know. I
mean I didn't know it was that involved.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
Yeah, and I thought, again, it's not going to get
you out of it, ladies, it's like, oh, we just
need more exposures, a show of hands.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Who's getting I'm not asking, I'm demanded.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
It's the show. Hi, welcome back. I found this to
be kind of odd. Okay, Gina had a sleepover with
a girlfriend of hers over the weekend. Yeah, like I
thought that was ended after like a sergaerty.

Speaker 8 (52:25):
That's the whole thing that you thought was weird.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah, she just had a sleepover.

Speaker 8 (52:27):
I don't think that's weird, was it.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Brandon is a sleepover someone who ended up staying kind
of late.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
No, my friend was in town and she's staying at
a mutual friend of ours house who was out of town,
and I said, I'll come sleep over at the house
with you and it'll just be like a little girl's
girls sleep overnight.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
I have friends that stay in my house. Yeah you did,
yeahs as an event.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah, people have stayed at my house. But I'm like, hey, like,
how kids, I'm picturing like how like my daughter will
have a sleepover with her friends.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
Yeah, it was kind of like that.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Okay, yeah, but you're like up late talking. Yes, I'm just.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Saying it's not male or female. It's like after a
certain age I would think would be kind of weird.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Order food chat.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Yeah, like that's that would be hanging out with friends.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
But like the sleepover part, like do you say, got
a brunch in the morning?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Duh, okay, all right.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
See that's right. The only people that stay in my
house we go and do something and then come back.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
It would never occur to me to do something like this,
but I'm not surprised that women do. But do you
call it a sleepover? Like we're having a sleepover?

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Just a sleepover, I think, is what she says. Like
they don't go anywhere and do it.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
The plan is just to come over and sleep here,
not like, oh, we went out tonight and maybe had
a little bit too much a drink. You should just
stay the night.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
You can drive home in the morning drinking at home.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
Yeah right, yeah, so like the drinks are still being had,
but the plan is come over, we'll have some drinks,
spend the night.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
So when when she said to this to me, she
don't adult guys to sleepovers for their guy friends. Can
you imagine?

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Yeah, that's what I said. They don't do it.

Speaker 11 (53:58):
Do they do.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Out?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I think like, hey, Seedbats, you want to come over
for a sleepover? Can we do it to this nalysis?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Oh, that'd be fun. I think the closest thing to
that is, like, you know, everyone will come over on
a Friday night because we're going to be doing something
the next morning, but like on Friday night will be
so different drinking and yeah, that's logistical.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
The purpose is not. Yeah I thought, I don't know,
I put it. I put it in there with you know,
adult coloring books. Oh I don't do that, right, Okay,
you thought that was weird?

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Right, Ye, that's done.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Okay did she do That's the same.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
But I'm and also it's it was kind of my
fault because I knew I was going to see her
two days and I want to drive back and forth
from you know drive, I said, oh, I'll do a sleepover.
I slept on the.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Jamies obviously.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
No, No dude was able to get away with that.

Speaker 8 (54:49):
You don't think so?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
No, Like if you if a guy told his guy friends,
like you know, found out about a sleepover like that
would be very harshly judged. I mean, I just don't
do that.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
But I think people like, yeah, people will go over
and like watch a game or something and then I'm
spending the night, and then that's.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Not you got too drunk.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Yeah, but with the plan to spend the night, right,
it's correct.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
I think maybe people do that. Again, my daughter, I don't,
but I'll say, hey, can Tali and I have a
sleepover this weekend? Yeah, that's what I did, not like,
you know, hey, can Tim come over and spend the night? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:21):
But I think people do that with the intention that
they're going to be spending the night. They'll go there
and they'll watch an event like let's say, yeah, maybe
I'm not explaining it. They're gonna watch rustle Mania or something.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
And I could be I mean, you know, it's it's
just an opinion, but I could be completely in the
minority here. That's okay. I just they just they just
sat away. When she's like, guys wouldn't do that, I'm like.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
No, guys don't come first.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
It wouldn't make plans and there wouldn't be events and
like activities plans like, I'm sure you guys.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Had a movie right that you're gonna want. We just talked, well,
bring a sleeping bag.

Speaker 6 (55:53):
If I'm being totally honest. We talked on the couch
like nine hours and it was all good for like
the first three hours, but then Edible's got involved and
then the night was off to the races. It was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Now when somebody fell asleep over fell asleep first, did
you like draw.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Penis on the no, stack empty beer cans on their head?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
No, but I did flip their fingers in warm water
to give them pee.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
But you know where I do draw the line. I
don't share beds with friends. So I stayed on the
couch because I'm because I'm like, I'm an adult. I'm
not gonna snuggle into.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
The bed with you.

Speaker 8 (56:21):
I'll share bed.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
I like doing that dog of course you would. Yeah, yeah,
we've heard your stories.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Right back.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
This is the Woody Show, No Crapsy Boy.

Speaker 16 (56:43):
We're into it on the New Hour Insensitivity Training for
a Politically Correct World.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
It's Thursday morning.

Speaker 17 (56:49):
Yeah, It's like Hoy's like, yeah, uh, just having the
bed time with that just still He's like, Hoy, yeah,
I made a continuation of it.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
I think I edited it.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Hold on, yeah, we'll say got together.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
I am excited to be here today on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I really am.

Speaker 18 (57:16):
It's terrific all you nippling Butttholers. I should feel really
great about how you're spending your time. Okay, it's the
best show. I mean seriously, you could have been stuck
whilst listening to another show.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Now when you say a version you met fly to
Hawaiian have him recording?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Absolutely absolutely end up booth fun for fun with a
I handed him a script. I'm wy that's Greg Gory.
There's menace. What's up? Gina Gratis? Here sea bass? We
got Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.
What that's eight seven seven forty four? What you can
hit us up with? The text over to two to
nine eighty seven and I like that. Why you like

(57:56):
a bitch?

Speaker 11 (57:56):
Ain't you tires?

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Trying to strike a chord?

Speaker 5 (57:58):
And it's probably.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Best of seven today. And we were talking about this
in the office. Songs that just maybe have an aged well.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Especially in comparison to kenrickmar right there, who he just
won five Grammys for that song and the song is
primarily about hey, Drake, stop messing with underage girls.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
Allegedly allegedly, And they say, you probably won't be allowed
to play it at the super Bowl because that would
be a good prop.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
But it's totally like double entendre and aehever. Yeah, I
know if you were last summer, you heard that song everywhere.
Again it's at the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
I still do.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Yeah, oh sure that euphoria.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
But that song again, which against hooking up with underage girls,
flies in the face of.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Decades of music which has been hooking up with underage girls.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
So what we're gonna do here? Sea Bass has a
list for us. These are seven songs, so best of
seven that all have not really aged well over time.
Now it doesn't mean they're not good songs. Like there's
a number of songs on here that so you're pro
these songs they might be, well, you know, you might
be a great songs. Okay, like this this is the

(59:07):
first This first song that we're gonna that we're gonna
talk about is a song that I like. I've said
this a number of times. I'm not really a lyrics guy.
So unless it's unless it's pointed out and I go
or it's super super obvious, but like, you know, uh,
good cover.

Speaker 19 (59:23):
Yeah, so you're the composition Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like
I like the melody, I like the range, the hook. Yeah,
you know yeah this first songs. I'm not a chick,
so I'm not really the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
But anyway, so what we're gonna do. We're gonna have
the seven songs and then we have to pick out
each one of us from the seven. The best of
seven are four biggest offenders. Okay, which ones you think
are the worst of the worst. So this one's classic.
Although it is hard to miss the message of this
song from Winger Winger seventeen yeah, which.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
You can argue, well, maybe he was writing this, yeah,
like when he was seventeen and a half, when he
was sixteen.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
But yeah, but daddy says she's too young.

Speaker 11 (01:00:21):
For me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Was that argument out of the world. Tomorrow's her eighteenth birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Yeah, that should abandoned.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
The second verse should be eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
For something to say. It wasn't the first party. Did
they say I'm only seventeen?

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
He says she's only seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
She said, yeah, she's Oh God, this is ilegal.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
You should go away.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
My dad says it's a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
All right, So teen dir old girl is like really
good at sex by the way, to the point that
she's bragging like there was like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
I wouldn't know, I'll never find out. It's funny, menace.
How I'm not going to catch you in this. I
me ask you a question, how does SeaBASS know that
seventeen year olds are not good?

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Well? Because that's a good question. I thought about this
when I was pulling these songs. I have never had
any kind of sexual contact with because I didn't really
thanks to being a homeschooled and in an all boys. Yeah,
I never talked to or hooked up with a girl
who wasn't ever eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Wow five me, I hooked up with a fifteen year old.
I was fifteen.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
Nice also hooked up with a fifteen year old and
you were fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Yeah, So I can't say, like if if you hooked,
you hooked somebody up to a lot detecter. Have you
ever slept with a fifteen year old? I would have
to say yes recently, not recently, but I was a
fifteen year old. I can claim thattle immunity to all right,
So best of seven songs songs did not have have
not aged Well.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
This next one is Benny Mardonas Into the Night and
this was a this was a certified hit actually twice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Three one seven just texted over before I even mentioned
the name.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
They go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
You got to mention this one, Benny Madronas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
On the field, you put her alone day sat tell
this guy don't do it. Don't By the way, he's
in his third I mean the hook on this song
is awesome. Yes, I remember this like I remember the hook.

(01:02:34):
I was at the dentist office and this would play.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
I have in the car with my mom.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
But I remember the beginning of that song. I mean
he doesn't remember if you were alive, like in a
kid in the eighties early nineties, like there were always
the radio stations that had like the love songs, Oh yeah,
Delilah or whatever, like there were no you didn't have
the Internet yet you didn't have you didn't you didn't
have distraction like that so that you would put something
like you know, you'd be listening around to the radio

(01:02:58):
stations and you'd be doing long or not long distance
by love.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Dedication, dedicating this song to well maybe this is only
Wrin performed in Alabama.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
You know, maybe it was they was a song that
was playing where you had your first kiss?

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Oh that was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
It was the soundtrack to the moment wherever you were.
You know, if you just get rid of the first verse,
it's a fine song.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Yeah, it's a great song.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
You know, fly away with you, love you Forever?

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
Aren't They out a magic carpet during the song?

Speaker 11 (01:03:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
So there's the thing that the thing that really kills
this song is they produced a music video for that song,
which was like the year before MTV.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
You can find it online.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
It is and it's a thirty four year old man
like knocking on a front door of a sixteen year
old girl and the dad's like, get the hell out
of here, and he's like, but what if I stay
in your window?

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Yeah, anxiety.

Speaker 19 (01:03:55):
This song.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Separated by pools.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Don't thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Just gonna understand this?

Speaker 8 (01:04:04):
You want to ask you, do you think it's cool?

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
I'll come pick you.

Speaker 20 (01:04:13):
Drag this.

Speaker 10 (01:04:19):
Well for.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
I think he later tried to rewrite history and say, hey,
this is from her point of view.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
No, no, it is not.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Look watch the music video. It's all him creeping on her.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
This song is so notorious that Adam Carolla when we
used to do this all the time, this segment, this
would make end up in the statutory rock segment.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Yeah, I see seven oh two texting over I love
these songs. I had no clue what the words about me?

Speaker 11 (01:04:49):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
All right, So number three, best of seven songs it
didn't age well? Great name, Gary Puckett and the Union Gap.
Yes again, big hit classic young Girl.

Speaker 20 (01:05:00):
Okay, you're afraid I don't think I know the song.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Oh wow, he knows it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Oh wow, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Much too young younger, get out of my mind, her fault.
Turn out and say it though he just said it
to hear I'm about to do something. Yeah, but he says,
young girl, I mean my love for you is way out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Of lie saying he didn't act on it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
He's just obsessing about Oh no, but I didn't specify
the oldest.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Well yeah he didn't much too young.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
A parents, he could be fifty and she could be thirty.
That a run girl, Yeah, yeah, a young girl. He
could be ninety. My hip is band away been a
little rapiere exactly.

Speaker 18 (01:06:07):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Best the seven songs that have aged poorly.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
This one is a deeper cut from the rolling Stones,
and it's all buried in the mix. But it's called
Stray Cat Blues. But listen for a specific age that
Mick Jagger points out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Oh there it is fifteen.

Speaker 11 (01:06:30):
Stray Cat Blues.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
It doesn't even want the idea. I don't need it again,
clearly fifteen tad for what song is this? Stray Cat
Blues by Rolling Stones, don't need dry deep plausible deniability.
But it's not a capital crime. The officer she teld

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me she was twenty eight. Yeah, but on check day, Yeah. Yeah.
Songs that have aged poorly best of seven and this
is one from the Chili Peppers called Catholic schirl school
Girls Rule again. Catholic school Girls Rules through the older albums,
freaky STYLI and the lyrics themselves aren't terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
It's just like, hey, Catholic school Girls bro half fast.
But I'll tell you why this is an awful song
after you hear some of it, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Read Hot Chili Peppers Catholic school Girls Rule and that

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sounds like it sounds like a song that Trey Parker
and Matt Stonewell for an episode of South Park.

Speaker 20 (01:08:05):
Total Down to the City Walkita singing, or.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
This is back early when the Chilipers an't any more
punk bands like a joke like Timmy, Yeah, he's an underground.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
So why this is so terrible?

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
This this, this chili pepper song would have just been forgotten.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
No, it's early, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Well, except in two thousand and four, when Anthony Keatis
wrote his biography, he told us that the origin for
Catholic school Girls Rule was when he was twenty three
on tour in Louisiana.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
He looked up the fourteen year old.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Well, oh my god, his girlfriend of modern day is
like a toddler.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
She's I think what nineteen I believe?

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
And he not only says that eighty sixteen, he.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Tells the whole story like she went backstage when he
was twenty three again fourteen, didn't find out she was
fourteen until the next day when they proceeded to do
it again.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
No, no, if Anthony ke write it down, he wrote
it down in two thousand and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Four, and then he said inspiration for Catholic school school
girls rule terrific.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
And then he yeah, thanks, way to go, Anthony.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Yeah, all right, so best of seven songs that have
aged poorly, This is a song number six.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
This is a song from Kiss that they play a lot.
Actually thought it wasn't a radio hit. But it's called
Christine sixty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
You coming out of the school that day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
I think Kiss is a bunch of creeps. Anyway, I've
already thought they were creepy like Simmons, But isn't it crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
That Gene Simmons and plus they have never done drugs?

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
It straight, that's allegedly allegedly. And they played that song,
by the way in twenty twelve on Letterman and the.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Lyric again coming out of the school Bait You look.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
All right? The best of seven last one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
This is a deep cut, as if they all aren't
deep cuts from Ted Nugent.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
But it's about but it's about as explicit as we get. Jailbait.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Okay, all right, Ted Nugent, jailbait. Jail first there, I

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don't care if you're just thirteen. Oh god, you look
close enough, you look true. I just know you're probably clean.

Speaker 21 (01:11:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
Again, Well he did say only a matter of time,
so maybe he's willing to wait until she's eighteen.

Speaker 21 (01:11:26):
He's going to wait.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Yeah, people went out and bought that album.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
It turned it up. All right, So those are the
seven songs that we have to choose from to pick
our four biggest offenders.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Now we have a seven way.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Time is the biggest event. So what I'll do, I'll
go around the room during the break and I'll get
everybody's votes, and then we'll have the the top four
based on everybody's votes, the worst defenders, not like oh
that's the hottest one. That's not voting for the best,
but like, oh that's catchy. Change a couple of lyrics, yeah, yeah,
five six two texting over what about the police song

(01:12:06):
don't stand so cololse, I've got that in the in
the list here for Yeah, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
The the subject of school.

Speaker 15 (01:12:15):
Girlfriend she wants so bad, knows what she wants to
be inside, there's mom, this school, she's so close this.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
So include this because you do the math, because because
it's about underage stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
But Sting is not saying I want to do underage stuff. Yeah,
he's describing a scenario away from me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
Yeah, it's for a friend.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Yeah, the teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
The student has the hots for the teacher, but the
teacher also kind of like, oh, I see what's going
on here. Thing is not saying I'm teacher. He's saying,
I'm observing this situation rights in the bushes. Why I
don't put it in the list because he's just saying, yeah,
this is a good idea.

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
What about father figure father from.

Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
A Michael that I thought that would for sure be
on the list.

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
That's more of a like a protective sentiment it because
the lyrics say, but some love can be mistaken for crime.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Ex All right, well, the results are in. We went
over a best of seven lists and sea Baths ran
us through the songs that he put up for nominations,
songs that haven't aged well based on a conversation that

(01:13:52):
we were having in the office. And the votes are in.
These are the four biggest defenders, the four bangers. I
mean again, some of these songs are good songs.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
Yeah, another point.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
If you just ignore, you know, the lyrical content, just
a message. Yeah, all right, honorable mention by the way
to sublime sublime, wrong way.

Speaker 15 (01:14:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Someone texted that over and I forgot because we play
like the censored version. It's like, oh, if you look
into that song, he's twelve years old, then to Marshall
be a whore. Right, But then what he describes doing
with her is yeah, inappropriate at best.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
So songs that haven't aged well, so honorable mention to
that now number four on the list before I get
to number four, honorable mention too, And it was it
was very close, but honorable mention was that close to
Rolling Stones, Breakcat.

Speaker 16 (01:14:44):
Blues still just barely missed being in that top four,
but it was yikes, yeah good it was.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
It was close. But at number four of the worst defenders,
Winger seventeen.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
As so cleanly said, yeah, he's quoting her.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
She's only seventy. Think on how many chicks to dance
to miss on like a yeah, yeah, that's a number four,
number three according to the votes. Ted Nugent's jail base
doesn't care. I'll care for thirteen. It looked too good

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to be true. You're probably clean.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
I gotta think about me.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
I'll put good money on your cleanliness.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Yeah, probably all right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
So then the number two biggest offender songs that didn't
age well over time the creeps in kiss School Christine

(01:16:04):
who's sixteen. Yeah, it's got to happen because I was
never a piss and just.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Hanging out outside school.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Right, Hello, we're a kiss hell that's really good and
gene gums.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
You were almost thirty when you wrote that song.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Now let mean twenty years old. But I've always been
a younger song. Say they're old souls younger, So in
fact I was the first person ever have an old soul?
And how do you sing like.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
A different to getting Away?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
And then the number one vote getter from everyone here
in the room, all the songs that we had to
choose from the song that got the most votes as
being the one that aged the worst, Benny mardonis into
the ninth. I think of this being at Time Life

(01:16:55):
Oh yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
Oh yeah, Judy from Tide Life Books.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Yeah, they're selling the classics yea to Compact.

Speaker 16 (01:17:04):
Or now Timeline music po Box one, three six five Edison.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
New Jersey, White Plains, New York, Yeah, White Planes, New York.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
Steve is right, you gotta look up the music video
for this There's a Magic Carpet.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
It deserves to be the top spot because he's even
admitting people are telling me stop.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
It, but they're but they're stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
They don't know what, they don't understand. The guy who
made this girl that I'm stalking, he's dumb. Yea love
him I boring protective father.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
In fact, that song.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Charted twice both when he originally released it in nineteen
eighty and then he had like a best of in
nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 6 (01:17:41):
He's he's given the people what they want. Totally crap
right to him.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
I thought Benny looked way different.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
He looks like a skeleton. He looks like a lady.
I thought he was the mom of the of the Chick.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
He's like a lady.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
He's got like straight long, longest black hair.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
What he who doesn't look like?

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
He kind of looked well, it could be a Ramone. Sammy,
you're not gonna like this, but he kind of looks
like the Olsen Twins.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
I thought he was the mom in this music video.
Watch it without the audio.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Yeah, he kind of does it. Also kind of looks
like Buffalo Bill from Silence.

Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
Yes, like an Olsen.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Dunk, sunken, dark eyes, cheekbones, definitely looks like a murderer
of some and his hair. You're right, man, his hair
is like feathered like a lady would be.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Yeah, my mom would kill for that hair.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
He called her on the phone like from a payphone.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Was right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
You can't trace it again. Watch it without the audio,
not the mom, and tell me that's not the mom.
He might be wearing lipstick.

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
Well probably, it looks like he for sure has makeup
on even like foundations, he is fancy.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
It's like the mom calling saying like where are you at?
They're not just talking, they're making out on the carpet.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Oh for real, I didn't give that far.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
You brought up a good point. See guys, why do
the chili peppers get well? Anthony specifically gets such a pass,
you know, because not.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Only did this the schoolgirl's rule he admitted to again
unnecessarily in his obiography, but he was he also had
another confirmed underrage relationship later on.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
She was sixteen and he was in his twenties.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
I believe, But I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
I think he gets a pass because he hasn't done
it in a long.

Speaker 6 (01:19:25):
Time, and because he's just so cool and fountain of view.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
And he also had a terrible childhood not an excuse,
no that where he I believe. In his biography, he
also mentions that he hooked up when he was fourteen
with one of his dad's girlfriends. Oh right, again, doesn't
get right for him to do it later. I knew
I saw something on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
This is funny. Somebody head posted this and it says
we were being programmed from a young age. Those eighties
music infomercials were so good. I can still remember the
exact order of the songs to this day. Here's the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
Time music.

Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
If you like soft rock music like we do, you'll
love sessions new album called Secret Love.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
It has forty eight soft rock classics by the original artist.

Speaker 10 (01:20:16):
Just listen.

Speaker 9 (01:20:24):
To these songs really bring out the animal and some people.
Yeah right, James Taylor, the Commodore's and the moody Blues.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
What's okay?

Speaker 16 (01:20:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Harrish, Secret Love Teaching Cromer Special TV.

Speaker 9 (01:21:07):
Remember you get forty eight original hits, four.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Stereo records for only nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Ninety five stereo records. You get four records for nineteen Wow?
What deal?

Speaker 10 (01:21:20):
So good?

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Dude?

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
Are they in front of a fireplace?

Speaker 11 (01:21:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Yeah, I definitely remembers wrong. Yeah, on who's saying that?
Just a little mo time to be show Luffy? Is
it all in?

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
Why can I like Jackie Wagner? I can't jack the
actor guy?

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Yeah, Jack Wagner's Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Why can I name any of the names of the
songs or the artist.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I'm so horny now, will be right back. It's show.
There was a story I saw a jeep rammed Chrysler
engine plan in Indiana. They're looking for somebody who keeps
smearing feces in their bathrooms. Oh yeah, Apparently this person
has been wiping kaka all over the bathroom walls, all

(01:22:26):
over the disability handlebars or latches, sinks, even leaving piles
quote unquote according to report on the floor. Yeah, the
company was reportedly going to lock the bathrooms that they
found the smeared poop in so they can investigate before
it got cleaned. But the company at least a statement
saying they're not going to do that, but they will

(01:22:46):
clean and make sure the bathrooms are accessible for all employees.
But what they've done is they set up a confidential
email system so people can report the person directly to
the health and safety manager. Wait do you say this
dealership or out there at their at the engine plant.
Oh weird. Yeah, So what you should do is you
should set up a camera outside the restroom and then

(01:23:09):
when somebody goes in and notices that there's cock dollar
over the place, you could see who went in there
last who were the last handful of people? Then you
can like narrow it down to that true, yeah, because
there's nothing that says you can't have a you know,
there's cameras all throughout the hallways around here.

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
Oh yeah, we're always being fun.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
You can't be in the bathroom because that's a place
where you expect privacy. But like when it comes to
going in and out of the restaurant, and could.

Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
You just get it tested, like send it to the
last an investigation, Like are they gonna do like a
DNA swall?

Speaker 8 (01:23:36):
I mean it is terrorist like act.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
You can see.

Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
I'm terrified.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
It's fecal cs I.

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
I mean yeah, you can reverse engineer that DNA, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Memory, then you members swab everybody, anybody to come in
with a stool sample problem.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
You can reverse the DNA to look at the family
tree and then just kind of pinpoint who it is.
That's how they're finding have the time science. They just
have a whole friends department and christ I mean they got.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 9 (01:24:10):
Is that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Some other kids to talk about? Two teenagers in Texas
arrested after they were busted going up to little kids
between seven and nine years old on their way home
from school and asking if they wanted to be kidnapped.
Excuse me, yeah, just pranking, Probably just pranking. They were
charged with making terroristic threats. The kids told the parents,
The parents called the cops, and when they picked up
these two losers again, they said they were just pranking.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Yeah, and they were just acting out a TikTok prank
that they had seen fun and funny.

Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
Yeah, okay, what could possibly go wrong? Like, oh my god,
if that were me, I would be just be like,
I'm secret shopping your children.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
They all passed.

Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
None of them wanted to be kidnapped. Great parenting.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Oh yeah, there's there's that account that does that where
they walk up to kids and like all from Candy
right exactly they do They do it with the parents
already knowing about it. Yeah, they like the parents have
done this, they're testing their kids, which I don't know
if that's either, but this one's certainly not.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
A ten year old boy got in trouble with his
dad because he didn't finish his homework on time. His
dad punished him, so the kid stormed out of the
house went to a nearby store and asked the employees
if he could use the phone. He called the cops
and told him that his dad was using drugs And
so now the dad is being investigated, and your parents,

(01:25:24):
you know, got mad at you. Did you even think
of stuff like this?

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Never?

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
How do they get ideas on how to do this? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
What was the biggest revenge thing I did against my parents?

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
Why are they so emboldened?

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Now for the parents, you think you're having a hard
time with your kid, check out this story twelve year
old boy in Michigan who drove almost one hundred miles
and a stolen suv. Oh nice, a super sweet red
two thousand Chevy Blazer, and the cops eventually stopped the
kid after he had already gone ninety miles. Wow, they
took him into custody. They also confiscated a twelve gauge

(01:25:55):
pump action shotgun with several rounds of ammunition, along with
small bag of weed. And even though he's only twelve,
he's looking at a ton of charges.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Yeah, his charges. You get to grow up and be
a country music star because he's already got the best.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Story in the world.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
Yeah, he's going to be like the King of the underlords.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Yeah, so there's these two women. They run a daycare
in Georgia. They're on the news. They're facing charge. They
got bust to give the kids Bena drill, so they
go to sleep. A parent noticed that the kids were
crankier than normal, they were acting lethargic. They were also
sleeping a lot. So some blood work was done showed
both of the kids had elevated levels of benadryl and

(01:26:34):
melatonin in their systems, and so the cops got involved.
They found out the two women running the daycare there
had been loading all the kids up every day to
get them to take naps, and they had been doing
this for a while.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Yeah, it turns out parents don't like when you drug
their kids.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
No, this is such light drugging.

Speaker 8 (01:26:50):
Why does melatonin exist for kids?

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Because it does. Yeah, they have like a kid's version
of metal.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
No, I know, I know somebody who like they give
their kids like half a melatonin. Yeah, okay, so it's
on the.

Speaker 8 (01:27:02):
Market to give to kids to sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:27:04):
So I guess I don't get I mean, no, I
don't want someone doing that without my permission if it's
my kid.

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
But it's legal and on the market.

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
But You're not just supposed to give them benadryl.

Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Yeah, I mean you got to get approval. But there's
some people that give their dog like anxiety stuff every
single day just to keep them. You know.

Speaker 6 (01:27:23):
Is that really nice?

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Isn't that from the vet?

Speaker 9 (01:27:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
I some of them just do it because they just
uh you can get like weed pills. Oh yeah, any yeah,
any like your.

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
Local friendly neighborhood pet store.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Yeah. But I mean to those war it's like CBD.
So we're you talking about? Yeah, pretty, they give them
to CBD stuff is dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Oh No.

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
When I took my senior rescue dog because I'm a
great human to the vet, the vet said, Okay, as
a vet, I can't tell you to give this to them.
As a dog owner and dog lover, it works really well.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
Yeah, all right, right up, have Xanax for dogs. I
heard about that my dog. But yeah, I do have
to get a prescription for that. Yeah, i'd heard about.
I'd heard about like people going because the dog has like,
you know, anxiety or depression, and they'll put like dogs on. Yeah,
they'll put dogs on meds, dogs impressions. Real, dude, every
time I'm not home, they're sad. Yeah, exact, they have

(01:28:21):
all that stuff dog, but my, uh, one of my dogs,
when it gets in the car, it starts hyperventilating because
it's so excited or something. So I just give it
some dotty doggies and xanax and it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Isn't like the behavioral modification, the actual thing that will
help your dog, like dog whisperer stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:28:37):
Yeah, dog therapy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
He shows up and those dogs are flipping out and
he just grabs the talk about Caesar, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:28:46):
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Dog got to visit his compound. Dude, he was like
the lion king dude. Like all the dogs like walked
right behind him and once he stopped, they all just
sat down.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
And he's the man said, they don't want to be abused.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
That all these all these dog pair all these dog
owners are just lazy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
That's what the drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
If you just if you actually sat down and properly
trained your dog, this this problem would not Weren't there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Some stories about Caesar Milan about like you know treatment, well,
you know, I know, I'm honest, I'm honestly asking. Yeah,
like people don't like his way of training dogs. He
goes because he's good at it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:27):
Every time I try what he's tried, it works.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Yeah, Like what dogs have you tried to train? I
did not even not even train, like I just I
was dating this girl. She brought me and she was
house sitting and she said, okay, be careful. This dog
is gonna be super hyper. He's gonna jump all over you.
And I said, oh will he I do exactly what
Caesar said, didn't don't. I don't address the dog.

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
I'm supposed to be here.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
You're just in my presence, and so first he said.
And then it's like, okay, well I'm not getting the
reaction I want out of uh sea beast whisper here
nobody does. Guess nobody gets the response out of sea
bass their anticipation. He was coming up to me and
cuddling with me and being quiet and calm. Yeah, because
the stupid owners are when when the dog flipped out,

(01:30:09):
they flipped out back.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
Yeah, it started screaming.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
And I love the dogs who are like or not
the dogs the dog owners who say now, not, no,
stop that, don't.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
Do that, and he just keeps.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
I did see a video where it was one of
those things where they there was an elephant in captivity
and the guy was like trying to move it from
place to place, and he had a stick and he
kept hitting the elephant on the legs tap tap tap
and town tap tap, and his elephant just snapped and
killed this dude. And apparently this place wherever they were,

(01:30:43):
they're like known to be abusers of these elephants, and
so the elephant just had it good, picked him up,
threw them and then came over, folded him in half,
and then stomped on his folded in half body and
then stomped on the back of his head, and then
picked him up again and tossed him again, and finally
somebody else came over. This guy was just wished, Oh

(01:31:04):
my god, it was awesome. It's like, okay, cool, why
would you You're gonna you're gonna abuse this animal who
will easily kill you baby. Yeah, speaking of the dumb
dog stuff, Tony Hinchcliff who runs you know, the Killed
Tony podcast. Yeah, he's a he's funny man. His uh,
his comedy is really funny. He hangs out with Burt
Kreischer a lot on his tours and stuff. Anyway, So

(01:31:27):
he was talking about in uh, one of his stand
up specials. I think it's called one shots on Netflix
about this restaurant in Los Angeles that's that's by his house.
And speaking of things that you can do for dogs, just.

Speaker 21 (01:31:40):
Built a place right around the corner from where I live.
This is some weird la stuff for you. They just
built a place called just Food for Dogs. Yeah, it's real.
This is a place where you take your dog so
that it can get a restaurant style meal while you
sit there in a watch.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
No fear for you.

Speaker 21 (01:32:02):
It's just food for dogs, which means there's a kitchen
at that place, which means there's a chef at that place,
which means there's a chef right around the corner from
where I live that is so terrible at what he
does for a job. This is the guy so terrible
at being a chef that he once cooked for one
of his buddies and his pal tried his food and

(01:32:23):
he's like, dude, I wouldn't feed this to my dog.
And the other guy's like.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
I'll show you. There was a dog right by one
of my favorite sushi places ever. There was this dog
reiki place. Excuse me, people, they'll do on your dog.

Speaker 6 (01:32:41):
Oh no, So the dog just sits there and they
like wave their hands.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
And for folks don't know what reki is, it is
completely it's literally that it is spells.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Yeah, you don't. You don't touch the person. The person
just like it's like an energy thing.

Speaker 6 (01:32:53):
Right, I've done it, okay, is I'm not surprised you.
I'll try anything and everything. And I stand up and
the guy's like and he starts like waving his hands
fast and furiously over. I mean, he's sweating, and I'm like,
what am I supposed to feel? And he's working, and
by the time we were done, he like collapses on

(01:33:14):
the couch and I'm just standing there like what do
we do now? And he goes, Well, if you're a
person who takes a lot from other people, you'll you'll
start to feel nervous and anxious. But if you're a
person who gives a lot, you'll feel really empowered because
I've cut all your core.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
What did this office look like? Can I tell you
what I'm imagining? Yeah, I'm imagining one of those casting
couch videos and porn you know, where it's just pleasure. Yeah,
it's a desk, a couch and then a camera on
a tripod and just a white office.

Speaker 6 (01:33:44):
Okay, you're very close. It was, but it was in
the back of like one of those like stone gym stores.

Speaker 8 (01:33:50):
Okay, yeah, Sam's story.

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
And then you go in the back and it's like
a curtain and you open it. It's basically like office
supplies with boxes and like a radiouch.

Speaker 8 (01:33:59):
Oh really if you were on a couch okay.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Paid for this?

Speaker 18 (01:34:02):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
Oh no, I was given a Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
That's very nice. Imagine the value on that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:11):
And so you never felt anything, Well, I convinced myself.
I was like, well, I guess I feel free, but
I'm still with like my like emotionally abused boyfriends. So
it didn't work. That's why she got it from.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Remember when we pepper spray or anything.

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
Remember when we interviewed one of those reiki guys and
I asked him if he did it on Wieners and
he got so mad.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
Oh that's right. It was kind of like interview were
let before interview were left.

Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
Yeah, so so no is the answer.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Well, he got mad, but Menis did have a Wiener
injury that he wanted to Yeah, and then so I
made him feel bad.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Yeah, I'm legitmately wondering if his works one of the
times that Menace had to get a stone. Yeah, Kidney
Stone pulled out for a shaft. Yeah, I was too
big to pass on its own. And he was like
writing apology letters and all kinds of stuff. Some people
on the on the text have seen that elephant video said, man,
that was a good one. Yeah, that's what's up, dum towney.

(01:35:03):
It was like anybody who I mean, everybody loves animals. Yeah,
but just knowing like this this elephants like, you know
what not today, buddy enough and then folded this guy
in half and just stomped him. It was great. It
was great.

Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
It was like some like dirty, disgusting third world countrypants
already got a terrible enough life.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Right, They say, almost all elephants in captivity is not
a good situation.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Yeah, alright. Eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie set us
a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Will
be right back, Woody Show, will be right back.