FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 24th 2025 podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, and
it's Tuesday. It's June twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
It's the Woody Show. Back at it for another day,
you guys. Yes, my name is one of that's Greg

(00:58):
Gory Highwood. Menace is here. Hi. We got Gina Grass right,
Ce Mass is right there. We got Sammy Morgan is here.
She's our associate producer and answering your phone calls today.
We got von our video producer. We got Bored and Menji.
I think Menji still drunk from the from the project
or back on Saturday. But yeah, the gangs all here.
Phones are open for you to be a part of things,

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topic contest, whatever you'd like to be a part of.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number. That's
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. Coming
up on the show today, Fat chick, skinny chick right.
Also some of the trending news headlines. We get to
all those Menace has the latest in the world of entertainment.

(01:40):
We've got the birthdays, the porn of birthday. Greg's inventory
applies to text messages by popular demand, destroy somebody's day. Yeah,
we were talking in the our planning meeting and that
came up because Menace had done something. It is a
bunch of listeners. What people like? Yeah, like, you know,
what segments of the show do you like? Or do
you want to hear Moraver? You know, things like that.

(02:01):
And one of the one of the segments that came
up a lot was Greg's inmature replies. But Greg is
convinced somehow, I don't know where that came from. Nobody
wants Yeah that nobody liked it, which is great.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Everybody wants it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I think whenever Greg gets like, you know, lois common
because it's so it's so big, opposite of Greg's expected. Yeah,
because which is why it makes me nervous. Well like
normally so bougie or you know, so high brow. Yeah,
the goal at least, but yeah, but anyway, So Greg's
invatory applies to text messages. That's coming up today here

(02:33):
on The Woody Show again call in text In. You
can also find his follow us on social media at
the Woody Show. All right, so, uh, Menace went to
Walmart and I don't know, I mean, are you talking
about because we just kind of briefly mentioned it. But
have you never seen items locked up before? Or is

(02:53):
this just something we've definitely talked about a new way
they're locking them up. Well, we've definitely, Yeah, we've gone
over like it's annoying. You go to different places, and
not every Walmart is like this, obviously, but there's one
Walmart I went to. They had items locked up what
you'd run into. So I went to go get one
item it was locked up, had to wait forever to
get somebody to unlock it. Then the next item I

(03:16):
have to get is on the other side of the
store locked up as well, so I have to wait again.
But they take the item out and it's shaving razors.
They take it and they go to hand it to me,
and then they put it into another case and locked
that case.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Oh like a clamshell.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh yes, I've had.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
That happen at stores where they they're not going to
head it to you directly, but they're gonna let the
cashier unlock it for you.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Deary because the thieves have gotten so smart, I know, right.

Speaker 8 (03:42):
So yeah, I've gone to targets where they go they'll
take it out of the case for me and they go, oh,
I'll be up at the regishirt, but no, here at
the Walmart, they put it into another fish tank that
I have to carry around and then get that unlocked.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's like, dude, what are we doing here? And I
love going to store.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
I love supporting brick and mortar, but you know, online
is more convenience, and I love be love to be shopping.
But one thing I do hate is hate waiting and
waiting for them to unlock stuff. Like I went to
this one target where I kept.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
On ringing and ringing ringing. No one ever came.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
So I went to the back to their storage area
and two people just messing around and go, hey, can
I get somebody unlock something for me?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
They were shocked that I went back there, But.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
Do like, I'm not gonna there'd be a giant waste
of time to even drive all the way to the
store and just get upset and then just leave.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I know I'm gonna find somebody unlock it.

Speaker 9 (04:39):
Left places when they have stuff locked up by them like, oh,
I need something from the health and beauty.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Aisle, and then I'll go from some place locked up.
I'm like, you wasted your time to go there, you
wasted your gas to go there. If it was for
the one thing, that was the only thing I needed
from there. But if I need other stuff, I would
go to get the other stuff without that's something I
needed right in that moment. But if it's just one
of the things on my list, I can get it
later somewhere else.

Speaker 8 (05:01):
I told you, I went to that Michaels. I forgot
what I was looking for, but it said that they
had it, and there was nobody in the store. So
I ended up like going to the website and I
found the phone number. I said, Hey, I'm inside your store.
No one is here. It was completely empty, delicate.

Speaker 9 (05:19):
Right, the store that you're standing in. Does anybody work here?
This is coming from well, speaking.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Of waiting menace, have you ever this is my test
for menace? Have you ever done this? So they I
was on the way here one morning, So time's time
is a factor. M hm.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
You know we don't wake up very or I don't
wake up very much earlier than I need to be here,
and I stop at mick Dy's and they give me
my drink, but they don't have my sandwich ready, so
they say pull ahead.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh hell, how they not have it ready? That? I
feel like that is the new norm. Yes, I don't
know if I bull ahead. I don't know if I've
been through the fast food drive through at that particular place,
uh where they haven't told me to pull into spot
number one or really pull up, pull up ahead for
a couple of seconds and that will be out with
your order.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
It's ready, never a special order, it's all no, just
something just and you know what's normal now because they
have spots specifically for.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
That, which it feels like some kind of work around
we talked about, yeah, like are you ever ready?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Right?

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Well, I'm sitting out there, I finished my drink, I'm
standing around, and I looked like, watch, I've got ten
minutes till till the show starts. So that's not enough
time later, so I left it.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
Wow, that rarely ever happens to me, I said, maybe
once a year where they tell me to go like
park somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
You're taking the fast out of fast food, you know
that's right? Yeah, jerks yeah, I think there should be
required that if you need something from a locked case,
there should be one of those call buttons. I found
that the lock is there is call, but sometimes target there.
Sometimes there are other places I've been to recently where
that was the problem. I'm waiting for an employee, there's

(06:50):
nobody around us, they don't have the little call button thing.
And then now I'm walking around the store trying to
find somebody at.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
An vest It's like you're playing pac Man.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
The item I'm already in front of. I can't get
to it, right, you can't get there from here. But yeah,
I've almost gone as far as it should be required
using the speakerphone over the edge that Yeah, what's going
on you? Ginagrad?

Speaker 5 (07:13):
All right?

Speaker 11 (07:14):
I have a question about cars, because I'm not a
big car person. I don't really know the difference between
like a super high end and a sort of high end.
I don't know any of that. But I did notice this,
so if I noticed, it had to be a big deal.
I saw recently a car load like four dudes, a
big beefy yoked dudes get out of this like gray,

(07:35):
kind of not banged up, but like kind of old
looking Honda Accord, and they immediately started arguing with the
valet about where he was going to park it, and
I couldn't figure out what was going on, like maybe
they needed to come back really fast. And then finally
the driver's like, no, you got to take it to
the garage and go to the very top where no
one is.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
I do not want this car.

Speaker 11 (07:54):
Scratched, going back and forth with this old ass of
cord until finally the driver demanded his keys back and said,
I will go park it in the garage.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
What am I missing?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Were they good foreign nationale?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay? That it makes okay?

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Why why was that your first guy?

Speaker 6 (08:12):
I don't know what that means, but I know it
means something. It had to mean something, which is why
I asked, because they might be they're hiding something or
looking to run a scam.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know what that's that.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
I wasn't top because.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
If it's said it's a valet, if it's an under
otherwise unremarkable car, completely unremarkable, And I could see if
they wanted it parked out fronts, they wanted to show
it off.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
This is not Rodeo.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You I got the Plaza Hotel and you know, downtown Vegas.

Speaker 11 (08:43):
So they wanted it parked away, and he said it's
because he didn't want to get it scratched, which was
ironic since this was not a new car.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
But you're saying they're kind of been contrabanded and he
doesn't want.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
People learn that. I find the people with the dumpiest
cars do the most to try to. Yeah, like, uh,
you never see you never see like a legit car
with a car cover on it, right right, It's always
like some older mids like one of these types of cars.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Right well, because they're not driving it much.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
You ever drive by the nice houses in the nice
neighborhoods and see the cars with the cover on them
the way that you do when you're driving through an
apartment complex.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, like keep moving, don't look at this.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
People don't put the club on the nice cars because
you can't afford to have something happened. You're protecting what
you have.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
I don't know about that because I because I people
say older cars are easier to steal. That's why the
club's there are like manaster. I just think it's old
weirdos who don't know better, because I know a guy
personally uses the club on his two thousand Corolla. That
that's bluebook value is four hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, that's just it. Maybe that's I agree.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
These guys were up to no good.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
Maybe yeah, something shady and maybe somebody was looking for
them and didn't want the car.

Speaker 11 (09:55):
Finally the guy was just like, give me my keys back,
I'm going to go park it. And they were beefy dudes.
So okay, very interesting.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Now where were they lining up all the women who
wanted to meet them, Like they have a separate line.
There's the valet line, the women chair line, and then
what about the line for the chicks.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, there was a rope.

Speaker 11 (10:13):
I didn't know what it was for it first, but
once the cord pulled up, that's when the chick started flocking.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Good, Greg Gorya, what's going all you?

Speaker 9 (10:21):
I kind of have a massive announcement. I have quit
online slot machines. Okay, maybe quit out of it. Well, yeah,
kind of shaming works.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
It only took ten years.

Speaker 9 (10:35):
It took ten years and a mega addiction to it,
but I kind of replaced that addiction with something that
I blame Gina for it. It's so old school brick breaker.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, I don't even play this pretty much like Tetris,
but in reverse you come.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Up on my screen. I was like, this is interesting.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're like, oh, that looks good.

Speaker 9 (10:58):
So I play it when I'm in the back throw.
I play it when I have to kill.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Way more entertaining than the slot.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
But you actually do something in that at least you
actually do it and it doesn't cost you.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
It only costs time, not money.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, it's nothing. I think it's better for your brain function.
So there's no like a in app purchase for Brick Breaker.
You just hit start and you play.

Speaker 11 (11:17):
That's basically pong. It's just off the top and bottom.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
And you break down bricks And did you try to
capture all these different functions like laser beams and stuff
like that.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I broke greg this is yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:28):
I haven't played the slots in probably it's only been
like ten days.

Speaker 10 (11:32):
But watch your bank account shoot up so much more
extra income for activity plays.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
A game built in nineteen seventy eight earlier, Analog Baby.
It's mega old school. It's way less lame. Even though
it's old and very basic, it's way less lame than
playing slot machines for no prizes in paying money to
play a slot machine which will give you no prize
or money.

Speaker 9 (11:55):
And I was recently surrounded by slot machines. I played
none of them. Real life ones happened Ages.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody call on in this morning,
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What is weird the Woody Show? And we are into
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It's Tuesday morning. It's June the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five,

(12:22):
Woody Greg Minus Junior. We got Sea Bass, We've got
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seven seven forty four, Woody, you can send us a
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(12:45):
Chick Skinny Chick as coming up this hour. As much
as my wife hates h guests, who's gas, she loves
fat Chick Skinny Chick.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Wow, It's really fun.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's it's her favorite, So that love it the most,
right every time? Yeah, And there was there was a
one point someone who was making a big stink about
fat chick skinny chick on the show, and it was
a dude, yeah on behalf of women. It's kind of like,
h but we had for the Crossroads yesterday that that
white chick that was mad about the Juneteenth Yeah thing
that that Vaughan did. Yeah, right, like who are you

(13:20):
to be mad about?

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
People can speak on their own behalf. Oh yeah, absolutely
so yeah, we got that going on fat chick, skinny chick.
Oh some food news, food news go. Yeah. I don't
know if I went through, but I saw a meme
the other day and then I looked it up and
I guess In twenty seventeen, Arby's bought Buffalo Wild Wings.
Is that like Trueah, Arby's got dumb money, dude. I

(13:43):
know it's the company that owns Arby's, but like I
didn't know they were under the same umbrella. Yeah, Arby's,
somebody else. Buffalo Wild Wings had no idea anyway. Buffalo
Wild Wings. They are launching and all you can eat
appetizers promotion that's coming up on Friday starts really starting
at nine nine de quote bottomless apps that includes endless
rounds of two appetizers at a time.

Speaker 9 (14:04):
Okay, good because remember Fridays did that member TGI Fridays? Yeah,
but you could only pick one.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
One at a time.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
We're gonna bankrupt these guys.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
It was non stop. It's choice of fried pickles, mozzarella sticks,
onion rings, chips and salsa, and the Hatch chili caeso.
Oh yes, that's my favorite as usual. It's only available
for dine in customers. I don't know how you do that. Takeout,
keep going back, going back. It's it's only for groups
of four or less. Now, larger groups you could do it.

(14:34):
You just get charged more. But it's a limited time thing.
They didn't see how long they're gonna be doing it.
But yeah, bottomless five hours, bottomless apps at Buffalo Wild
Wings at Rules.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
Yeah, I looked it up. The Arby's group. They have
Arby's Basket, Robbins, Buffalo Wild Wings, Dunkin Donuts. Oh really,
that's all the same, Jimmy John's Sonic drive.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
In everything good.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, no kidding. They got some bang up in there, dude.
The other thing that I saw a video for finally,
i'd heard about it, but I hadn't seen it's pretty funny.
This restaurant in Thailand, and I love the name of
the place. It's called Chiang My Breakfast World. Okay, this world,
yep uh. They're getting crabbed from people because of this discount.

(15:18):
It's a skinny discount and it's based on the customer's
ability to fit through these different sized dats I've seen. Yeah,
So it's basically you're trying to squeeze through a fence.
That's what it looks like. And there's different widths between
like you know, you get yeah, and of course the
larger you go until you get to just bear fass
full price. And of course it's people from not the area,

(15:41):
like outside of that country that are upset by it.
Well even but even still why they were said that
there was a woman she was We posted it on
our Instagram story yesterday. It should still be up there
hasn't been twenty four hours yet. But this woman she
was at a water park and she was complaining that
the weight limit on the slide or whatever she was

(16:02):
about to go out was three hundred pounds. Supposed to
be America. This is what we're doing in America. There's
a weight limit. It's a structure it's a shoe. These
things can collapse. Yeah, Like I don't know if like
that's what the Founding Fathers had the fat Bitches slides.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
In a wagon with a horse.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
And it was this guy and he's like a weight
loss expert or whatever, and he was using this video
as a as a way to go, hey, look, you know,
get yourself under control. If you don't like that, you
can lose a little weight, you know, if you're pissed
at the threshold is three hundred pounds. Hey. You know
what when I went on or attempted to go on
the Harry Potter Ride at Universal Studios with my son,

(16:46):
and I had to do the Walk of Shame because
they it clicked, but it didn't click the three times.
It just did twice, and it was like you can
tell you They're like, man, it's right there. I'm like, look,
I'm not willing to force it like that. You should
warl that night, So I you know, I had to
walk off the rode. But you know what I did,
I didn't like go and complain online about how it's
Universal Studios discriminating against me. Yeah, I figured, like, you

(17:10):
know what, if it's really that important for me, to
ride this, maybe I should lose some weight.

Speaker 11 (17:14):
Yeah, and now they have the like fake out chair
that you can try before you get on the ride.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
But that's even more embarrassing, is it. I thought about
that everyone.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yeah, true.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah. Now, if it's just like a little kid, it
gets up in there and sees how, you know, whatever,
there's passing around, or someone sitting there to take a
little load off while they're walking around the park, that's
one thing. But when you see a fat person, like
if I went over there. This is how I thought
about it, because I did think at one point we
went back, you know, to the park, Yeah, another time,
and I'm like, hush, should I give it another a chance?
And there was that seat.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
The last thing I figured I wanted to do was
sit there to test, like if you're not even sure
just how fat you are? Yeah, Like can't they hide
that in the back in the alley?

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Yeah, it doesn't in front of the whole line.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, And so I thought to myself, you know what,
I'd much rather, I'd much rather just get kicked off
the rod do in the dark. Yeah, yeah, because nobody's
paying attention, because everybody's just asked you to get on.

Speaker 11 (18:05):
Speaking of taking a load off, I jumped off the
stratosphere in Vegas with a friend of mine and.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
He decided to eat.

Speaker 11 (18:12):
He's a large, a man of large carriage, and while
we were going up, he decided to eat a soft pretzel.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
And so they weigh you at the top.

Speaker 11 (18:19):
You know, for the same reasons, because they're jumping off
on this little wire and he just barely did not
make it, and they're.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Like, sorry, dude, well here's what he did.

Speaker 11 (18:31):
Speaking of taking a load off, he goes time me,
I'll be back in six minutes, came all the way
down from the top, hit the bathroom unloaded.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
That's not the person I want to go on that way.
I know. It was like.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
You jumped individually. That's his problem.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I see you literally jumped individually to go at first.
Just in case he didn't make they closed the thing down,
like if somebody jumped and died, yeah, then you wouldn't
get the everyone I'd want to go first.

Speaker 11 (18:58):
True, but if he jumped and died and as there
would be nice soft landing.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Critics of this whole thing where you got to fit
through the different sized gaps, they say fat jamming, promoting
body discrimination and uh, you know, they say it could
encourage unhealthy behaviors like no way now, making yourself throw
up just so you can get on a ride. It's
motivational what it is where you can qualify for the
thirty percent?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Yes, but just don't go to that restaurant.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Others love it and think it's a brilliant idea. I
think it's pretty good. It's fun to watch. I like DOT,
I like dot. Uh Fat Chick, skinny Chick. Yes, all right,
we could play next phones eight seven four wooding. All right,
all right, well it's time to play Fat Chick Skinny Chick. Yeah, alright,

(19:44):
so this game it could be deceiving. Yeah all, we're
asking us for some honest answers from a volunteer. This
is not somebody who has been held at gunpoint being
told you're gonna be on the air and you're gonna
answer these questions. We're gonna try to figure out if
your at chick or kin you chick. No, no, no,
it's all completely volunteer, and whoever volunteers, whoever the lady

(20:05):
is that we get to do this automatically wins a prize.
So that's pretty nice. I think that was pretty nice
of us. Yeah, all right, but everybody else can just
play along. We're gonna ask some questions. We're trying to
figure out what we think here, and please everybody say
hi to Shelby. Good morning. Shall be all right, So
Shelby again, we want you to fight your natural instinct

(20:29):
to lie and to see why would she have a
natural instinct? Yeah, well, because that's what I hear about
women named Shelby. Yeah, yeah, Shelby. That's like name association,
you know. Nice Shelby. Thank you for volunteering. All we
actually give us some honest answers. There's nothing for you
to win or lose here, because you're already gonna get
a prize just for being a good sport and for volunteering.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Okay, all right, sound good?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
All right. Now for anybody else who's listening out there,
is like, hey, I'd like to be a Shelby. I
would like to volunteer. You can send us an email
email at the woodieshow dot com. Morgan goes through those
and find someolunteers, or you can even text in set
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
All right, so we'll go through some of the questions
and then at the end we'll find out what everybody thinks.
Fat chick, skinny chick. Who wants to start? I'll start,

(21:12):
all right, Shelby. When you go to the grocery store,
do you wear basically pajamas?

Speaker 7 (21:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I never wear pajamas to the grocery store. I usually
at least put on some jeans and a T shirt.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Okay. Before you leave the house, do you ever, do
you have like a basic standard for leaving the house
or as long as your clothed, that's all good.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
As long as in clothed and my hair is brushed
for the most part, I'll usually put it up in
like a clock clip.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay, all right, all right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Leaving any kind of let's say, liposuction out of the question,
have you considered any type of plastic surgery and what
is it?

Speaker 12 (21:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I don't want to do any kind of plastic surgery.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Okay, interesting, okay, Shelby. When you go to the mall,
do you go inside Spencer's or high topics? Good question?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Not as much as I used to, but I will
admit in high school those were my go to thoughts.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
What was your go ahead? What's your hobbies?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
My hobbies hmmm, good question. So honestly, I really like
to play video games a lot. Okay, and I like
to go out hiking with my family. And let's see
what else do I like to do? You know, I'm
on the spot here. I can't really think of anybody else.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Do you have Do you have any tattoos?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I have four tattoos, totally, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
And what are they? And where are they?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Oh gosh, so I have a flower on my chest? Okay,
and then back to the video games callback. I have
three video game tattoos on my shoulders.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
And wow, wow were on shoulders and wear on.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
My shoulders and like in between, like on the middle
my back, in between my childers.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
What what video game characters we talk about here?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
They're not characters, but they're symbols from the Kingdom Hearts franchise.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Okay, Shelby, what's your favorite cereal?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
I really like Rice Christy's.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay, are you married, Shelby?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I am married.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
How long have you been married?

Speaker 12 (23:20):
So?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I've been married for about a year and a half,
but we've been together for almost thirteen years.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Okow, And what does he do?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
He's actually my stay at home dad.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
I stay at home dads What do you do for
a living. Someone's got to work.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I work in banking. I work in banking. I'm an
anti money while I'm doing investigators.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
And how old are your kids?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
My kids are two and six?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Okay, money laundering questions.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
What's what would you say would be your favorite? Would
you prefer to cook or to bake?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
So I'm a terrible cook. When I bake, I don't
do it often, but when I do, it's actually pretty good.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
All right. So what do you do? Do you guys
order food a lot and stuff because you're a bad cook.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
No, my husband's to stay at home dad. He makes
the food.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Hell yeah, good gig. That's great. I know I want
to be him. Yeah, Shelby.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
If you're dressing up, do you do like pants or
dress like? If you're going like formal?

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Usually pants, Shelby, what's your ideal vacation?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Ideal vacation? I love going to the beach. Oh my gosh,
so I live in Arizona. There's no beaches anywhere around here.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I usually like to go to the ocean beaches. Those
are great.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
When you when you order a soft drink, are you
drinking regular or diet.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I actually usually go for the zero, so like the
coke zeros, the mountains tw zero figar.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Or things like that. We'll say, diet.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Let me ask a not a personal question, but during
your normal, let's say, an average session in the bedroom,
does your husband Does your husband make any trips down South?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah? I mean why would he?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Well, there's a reason why. I'll explain later. And do
you make trips down South? Good question, Greg?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, once in a while, honestly secret?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Did you you should do it more often?

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Did you play any instruments in high school?

Speaker 7 (25:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
I did not know. What about. Were you on any teams?
Any sports teams? In softball high school?

Speaker 12 (25:34):
Not?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
In high school. I played volleyball in middle school, but
I didn't get along with the other girls, so I
didn't stick with it, and I did I was in choir.
I will say that.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh, all right, do you have do you have a
gym membership?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Not anymore, not since I've had kids, but I used
to go about three times a week.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Did you do any high school plays?

Speaker 12 (25:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
All right, interesting, miss down? Do you have a cat?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Free cat?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay? All right, Greg? I think we're how many uh.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
How many renisance festivals?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Have you been to.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Many?

Speaker 5 (26:13):
To many?

Speaker 12 (26:17):
You?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
I don't think they realize. Could you explain to these
folks what Kingdom Hearts is? Just quickly.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
It's a Disney cheme, like it's got a lot of
Disney worlds in it. So I'm a Disney person.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay, have you ever have you ever been a mistress?
Have you ever been the other girl? Yeah? Like in
other words, like you're with somebody who was with somebody else?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I guess technically yeah, you could say yes.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, very I've been locked.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Could we anybody got in for the questions? Nothing further
down the road. On one particular side, do you own
any pairs of high heels? I do multiple?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Do you wear them?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Are they still intact or they broken? Are they kind
of just for show?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I wear them for special occasions and I have a
couple of pairs.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, all right, all right? Anybody else? All right? So menace,
why don't you go ahead and start and run us
through what you think here?

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Well, I'm just gonna say everything that I had was
in the fat category for me, Mary thirteen years, she's
totally let herself go.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
All yeah, drinks chokes zero, was in the choir has cats? Yeah,
and then the video game stuff. Yeah, that's this is
all off the charts.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Kingdom Hearts is like an action role playing game, but
you get to play with Donald Duck swing sore.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Donnell Ducknell. I like Don Donnell relatives done, She's got
Mitch Mouse. Yeah, it's Donald's long last black cousin, Donnelle
Donnell duck.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
An office job, the cats, I mean, I don't. I
didn't hear one thing in there that said anything, but
I heard one thing hiking. Okay, we'll see, all right.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
So I'm I'm locked in as fat as as well.
The video games, the tattoos of video game stuff, desk job,
when she dresses up, it's dressed pants, diet soda always
a giveaway for me.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
I should explain myself. The one thing about the down
South stuff is larger ladies tend to get that less
because it's harder to get to what okay, what's harder.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
To get to.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
It's still in the same place, exactly.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Acquire three cats, Yeah, been to many ren fairs. Was
it was a mistress. That's another big one for me.
So yeah, I'm locked in as as fat.

Speaker 11 (28:48):
Yeah, no pun intended, But the scales are tips for real.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I mean the.

Speaker 11 (28:53):
Renfest, the choir that the the tattoos, and the tattoo
placement I thought was something that fell into that category. Yeah,
I'm saying pleasantly plump all day.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
All right, Greg Laury Lady, Yes I had.

Speaker 9 (29:05):
I was just getting a skinny vibe. I think the
name Shelby alone is a skinny name. I really do,
uh not in my opinion, video games obviously fat, three cats,
raging fat, Renaissance Fair, ohbese.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, like we're talking about the mobility scooter f right. Okay,
But all that said, I'm going skinny.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
Well based on her attitude and oh I love her. Yeah,
I'm going skinny, but that's not what we're voting for,
I know, if we love her. Yeah, and I got
nothing on the line here, someone Sammy, I also.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Am going fat. Mostly the Renaissance Fair is really what
locked it in for me.

Speaker 11 (29:45):
But the pants when getting dressed up, the video games
in the gym membership before she had kids, not after,
was also interesting.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
All right, Well, we have a picture now, none of
us in this room. No. Only person that knows is Morgan.
She's printed out a picture that shall be sent in
before the game and then we're gonna open this thing
up and we're going to see who is right? Who
is ro? I mean, are the rest of us right?
Or is it just Greg Greg Island? And on the

(30:15):
count of three, we'll open up that picture and find
out one, two, three.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Right.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
We love being right, Yeah, we really do. Shelby. Thank
you so much for volunteering. Enjoy the prize that we
have for you.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
That's a beautiful picture.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yes, just just for being a great contestant. Oh, thank you?
Did you hear us? Did we lose Shelby? Shelby again,
thank you so much. We appreciate you being a good
sport and for forvolunteering for this round of Fat Chick
Skinny Chick. Seem com Yeah see see, thank you Shelby.

(31:08):
Love you appreciate it and hang out one so we'll
get all there, Shelby, everybody, And that's how you play
Fat Chick Skinny Chick. If you'd like to be a
contestant for a future round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick,
wealt you gotta hit us up, says an email email
at the woodieshow dot com, or go ahead and text over.
Morgan collects all those and she's the one responsible for

(31:29):
selecting our volunteers.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Did at job.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
All Right, we're gonna take a quick break. Got some
more Woodie show coming up for your next hang on Sight.
Next the show this is and we'll follow up from
our late to the party discussion. You know, we were
talking about Nathan Fielder Greg late to the party one. Yeah,

(31:56):
so people were asked, and we asked everybody, what's something
you know whatever, like, uh, you're late to the you're
late to the to the party. On someone says, I'm
late to the party. I've never seen the Rocky movies
or The Godfather. Wow, that's crazy, guys. Criminal just started
The Godfather yesterday.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
It's my favorite movie.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I think I made it into about an hour.

Speaker 10 (32:19):
It's oh, you got like five hours left you you
got you got plenty of time to get into it.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
But that wedding never ended well, that the TV show
that we just started watching. Over compensating that. Guys in
film school and everyone says, yeah, their favorite movies The Godfather.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Nine O nine, Late to the party. I'm twenty six.
I didn't try ranch until I was a senior in
high school.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
What how is that?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
You know you're missing our friend Striker I think just
had watermelon for the first He's fifty of us like
watermelon for the first time. I forget what else? A
Mexican pizza from Taco Bell. Oh that was Booker. Booker
had never really had it. Yeah, four one two, I've
never seen any of the awe in Powers movies. It's
from Frank three one Oh, guacamole. I hated the texture

(33:05):
of the taste everything for years until I met my
wife and she put a spin on it changed John
and long Beach. I know avocados are life. Seven two four.
Still have never been to the ocean. Oh wow, nine
eighty five, I don't have Netflix. Another one says that
I'm forty five. I've never been bowling. It's from Alex

(33:28):
whoa Alex Gode. That's wild it together, bro thirty three
years old. Still haven't had coffee, never drank coffee.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
I think you're probably okay with that.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, don't start that. There was a like a relate
of late to the party. But what's something that's improved
your quality of life so much you wish you had
done it sooner? Oh? Good question. Like I felt that
way about buying a king sized bed. Something I wish
I would have done sooner. Yeah, you know, would be
flight lessons. Yeah, you know, well you had been meaning

(33:58):
to for a decade. Moving out of your hometown.

Speaker 12 (34:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
One things that people responded with, you know, something that
improved your quality of life so much, because yeah, when
you're in your hometown you've never left, you are surrounded
by all the things, all your comforts, not just the comforts,
but also all the things that are holding you back. Yeah,
all the negative influences and everything else. Buying blackout curtains
just did it can be life changing.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Just got them like three weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, yeah, really good. Deleting social media or at least
moving off you know, you're you know, getting it off
your phone to put it on a secondary device. Yeah,
someday I will the notifications because that way, you've got
to be more intentional about it, right, you got to
be looking for it. That's one thing I never and
I've never understood, Like why do you need to know
the minute that anybody replies to something? Isn't the fun?

(34:50):
Isn't the phone going off constantly notifications? Getting a bidet?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
It's fun?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
It said they got one during the Grand the Great
TP Rush during COVID. Someone said, buying an automatic nasal
rinse kit like a navage.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
They're fun too.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
I think I have one butt chugging It was amazing
butt chugging you. I was pretty late to that party.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Instant addict. I don't think most people have done.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
That, but well, I mean, if you're thinking about it,
maybe try it.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Have you done it? Since?

Speaker 7 (35:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I haven't, But I want to do the coffee andemas
I really want to wake yet.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Learning that it's okay to say I don't know instead
of pretending that you know what someone's talking about. Actually
people are excited to share what they know. So it's
a simple thing that can lead to a lot of
professional and social growth. Walking every day, somebody said, better sleep,
better mood, I've got more energy. Yeah, I should has
the time. It's just too going. Replacing a cheap office

(35:48):
chair with something that actually offers lumbar support.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
Yeah, that's why I hate airplane seats, the opposite of
lumbar support.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I wonder if this next one of sea bass understanding
that working with someone's smarter than you is a privilege
and an opportunity to learn and hone your own skills,
not a threat.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
We had a text that came in, Yeah that from
the is that from.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
The cartn ARC's number. We are so lucky to so
are fortunate, honored, lucky. Yeah, the follow up on that
conversation about AI and and things like that, and it
really is, I feel a threat to the people who
have always gone through life going I'm smart. I'm smart
than everybody, I'm intelligent. I did really well in school,

(36:30):
and I was on the honor ONLL, I went to college,
and I went to the Ivy League, schol or whatever.
It's such a threat to them because it puts everybody
on an equal plane. It puts people on a more
equal playing field as far as like, no, even if
you don't know it off the top of your head,
knowing that you can go somewhere and figure something out
right away.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
You have access to the same information easier.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Than we even had before we just regular internet stuff.
Just the AI stuff makes it so much, so much easier.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Right.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
But you know, I don't make a habit of defending
Sea Bass. That being said, I do understand what he's
saying with it's not stretching your brain into becoming a
critical thinker in general.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I get it right and I do as long as
you have to do, as long as you have the
basic idea of Okay, what do I need to know?
Where do I find that? Done? And then you'll know it.
But there's also a difference between getting the information and
understanding it.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Right.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I could look something up and say oh and read
it to you and say this is why, But do
I understand it? But that's the great thing about AI,
about Chatt, you can go all right, so whatever it
gives you the answer, Well, that's because the x y Z,
well what can you explain the x y z? Sure,
and it will break everything down.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:36):
And like I said before and when we have this
conversation is the people that get ahead will be the
people that have access to this that are motivated people.
There will always be motivated people, and there'll always be
just getting by people, and the motivated people always advanced.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I just I just like the ease of it, man.

Speaker 11 (37:56):
I mean I like it too, and I like like
having things dumbed down, like explain to me more simply
or whatever. But it's a risky little game making.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Uh, there's an AI pat down thing that the TSA
is messing with. They're testing out these futuristic these VR gloves,
so the agents can pat you down without ever touching you.
Oh yeah, so it involves VR goggles. Does that all
look weird? And the haptic you know, feedback gloves that
it simulate the feeling of touching someone while never actually

(38:27):
laying a finger on them.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Oh okay, so is it like heat sensored.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
They use these millimeter wave scanners, laser radar, and X
ray to create a digital three D model of your
body and then they feel it quote unquote in real
time through these gloves, which is weird.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
That's going to be abused.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
What's the point just pat them down?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I mean, did the start with porn like the other
technology has. Yeah? Sure, but so I think better than
some guy the ged on a power trip saying I'm
gonna use the back of my hand now. Yeah, I
don't care, like I'm gonna cut the scheme when they
say that they have to pat me down and go whatever, dude,
I don't put it. Put a finger somewhere if you need. Yeah,
I don't know, let's just yeah grab. It's still on

(39:09):
the early stages, but I claim it could boost privacy
and make things more comfortable for people. You know when
they do get pulled aside.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
I think people do make too big of a deal
out of that. How are you that?

Speaker 11 (39:21):
Yeah, who are you that they're dying to feel you up? Also,
people like crap on the TSA all the time. But
again this is like for your safety, guys. You know,
they get to be dicks about it. That's where I
have I have no problem with them. Yeah, I understand
what they're doing and I appreciate that. Yeah, but you
know the ones I'm talking about, we all experienced that.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
They have to remember we're walking into an airport now
a prison.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
To treat us like exactly right, I've done nothing wrong. Yeah,
don't treat me as if I'm trying to get something
past you here. Just tell me what to do. And
can we get some consistency with the rules with the
TSA pre check. Are we doing belts? Are we doing shoes?
Because sometimes you go, no, we've talked.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
About laptops out, laptops.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
In Okay, Well it's different at different airports. So let's
get some consistency there and then don't be dicks. Yeah,
and everything will be that part they kind of need
to understand, like some airports are asking for id to
scan it and some aren't. No show, and we're into
another new hour insensitivity training, free politically correct world. It's Tuesday.

(40:19):
It's June twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. I'm whatddy, that's
Greg Goryhi, we got Menace, Hi, Junia Grand just gonna
have the news headlines here Force in a second seed,
Mass is here, Sammy is here, we got Morgan. It's like, Hi,
taking your calls like eight seven seven forty four woodie,
and it's up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven nine eighty five. How y'all doing today?

(40:43):
I'm just tuning in. Well, Hi, oh, were doing well?
Thank you? What is we're doing? We're doing great? Everybody's good. Yeah, yeah, fine,
it's good today. All right. Yeah, I mean Tuesday, that's
the most exciting day. It's super exciting. Matter what because
it's Tuesday. Oh wow, that's spirit. That's how like talking
for the sake of talking?

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah, didn't you call this the butthole of the week?

Speaker 7 (41:04):
It is.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Tuesday is the worst because Monday, at least you're coming
off a weekend, right like you just had Mondays are
the most depressive, No, you just depressing than Tuesday, because
you know why I'm more arrested on a Monday, because
I just had a couple of days off. I got
to sleep in for a couple of days, and then
you know, Tuesday, you're waking up super early again for
this job, super early after waking up super early the

(41:27):
day before. You see you're back. You're still a long
ass weekend. But Tuesdays, because it's not Monday exactly. Agree,
and it's a bouncing point. But the Wednesday really is
kind of the I know they call it hump day
and it's so cheesy, but it really does. Mentally it
feels like, all right, it's not good, it's not bad.

(41:47):
And what's closer to Wednesday? Tuesday?

Speaker 12 (41:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, disagree.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
So you're saying how Wednesday is, like, you know, you're
getting there, Well, Tuesdays closer to Wednesday, So Tuesdays is
better than Monday.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Mondays, you're going to it's just math because then on Wednesday,
what who's on first?

Speaker 10 (42:09):
Because Wednesday, any dayDay is a better day Wednesday, And
I'm even further from, you know, my last day off,
but it's still equal distance to my next day off.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
So it's just it's literally it's No, it's keep looking forward.
Monday is the furthest exactly, No, because you just had
the day off gone. It's like you just hate, you
just ate.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
You're still but we could eat again, right, and.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
You're maybe looking forward to the next meal, but you
just date. You're not You're not starving yet. You just
like I love ice cream. I'd rather be eating it
than thinking about it. Yesterday, Right, yesterday's ice cream was awesome.
And I like a mindset. From a mindset standpoint, I
think Tuesday is absolutely the worst. Be wrong. Well, there
was we and we mentioned that we should do that

(42:56):
that suck stories every week, and I would always bring
up the study that we had and it was all
I had the stats and everything. I pretty much have
a memorized. But it was for that reason that people
overall felt Tuesday was worse than Monday. It's weird because
there's Taco Tuesday and that seems amazing. That's more of
a more recent thing. And I don't know anybody who
wakes up going, well, at least it's Taco Tuesdayday, unless

(43:18):
you're gonna do it just for the internet. Yeah, you
have to rebrand to guys, Taco Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Yeah, tried to trademarket.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
It's not Monday, yeah, Tuesday, right, It's not it's Tuesday right,
eight seven, seven forty four. What he text us over
to two to nine eighty seven that piztez I had
yesterday was so good.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
I'm still in a high.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I wish it wasn't in the future, only the past.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
What are the trending news headlines this morning, Gina grad Well, this.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Didn't take long.

Speaker 11 (43:47):
President Trump announced that he broke her to complete and
total ceasefire between Israel and I Run. But then this
morning a Run launched more missiles at Israel two hours
after the ceasefire had taken effect.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
So so much for that plan.

Speaker 11 (43:59):
But before the ceasefire was announced, around fired missiles at
a US air base and cutter as retaliation for the
US getting involved between them and Israel.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Did you see all the videos the run line. They
were kind of slow those rockets, don't you think. No,
I don't think they were slow. But two things to
note on these watching it people that I hear like
music going on. People are just like, oh hey, look
almost like it's like a light show. Yeah, like you
saw a drone or something. But used to it it's right.
And that's what's so weird. It's like it's so common

(44:31):
or so, it's like, what are you when you grow
up in the Midwest and you hear a tornado siren?
Like the people who are from there don't freak out. Nope,
right away. The way the people who are in town visit,
they go oh. Like when my parents would come visit,
they would freaking go to the basement. I'm like, no,
not yet.

Speaker 11 (44:47):
He's growing up in Kansas. My mom was like, call
me when the sky is green. Yeah, cares about yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Right exactly. So there it's like it's a completely different
frame of reference and you're like, wow, these are missiles
that are flying over. But the other thing I thought
was interesting It was pretty cool to watch how every
one of those things was getting shot out at the sky.
Ye yeah, because you saw the interceptors going up and
taking them out. I think they said they got all
but one. Yes, they fired nineteen eighteen of them got

(45:12):
taken out by all but one.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Pretty sweet.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
That's pretty I mean, think about that. That's shooting a
bullet with a bullet right, it's mind boggling crazy.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
That's a yeah, that's a good way to put it.

Speaker 11 (45:23):
Well, Meanwhile, with all these missiles and bombs dropping, some
people are actually worried that a military draft could.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Be coming back.

Speaker 11 (45:29):
But the last time we had that was nineteen seventy three,
so I think we're I mean, at least it's been
a long time, what over fifty years. That doesn't mean
it can't happen, though, because if the draft were to
come back, it would be males between eighteen and twenty five.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
They'd be selected first.

Speaker 11 (45:44):
If things got really bad, then age and gender could
just kind of be off the table.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Look, idiots, there's not going to be a draft. No,
there hasn't been a draft in what do you say
since nineteen seventy three? Okay, how many years? Over fifty
over fifty years. Yeah, I had to register.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Okay, I'm so glad you said that.

Speaker 11 (46:02):
I was just going to bring this up. So do
you guys remember doing that? Because all male US citizens.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
And I didn't, But I got sent the letter.

Speaker 11 (46:09):
Yeah, between the ages of eighteen and twenty five, and
you have until like you turn twenty six to physically registered.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, I don't they do or don't still do that.
I send you letters. No, I had to go to
the post office. No, yeah, you are older than most
of us here. Gad, it's true. I'm the oldest one
in the room. Again, I didn't have to do anything.
I just in high school. I just got sent the
letter saying hey, like they're.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Just letting you know, and nothing happens if you ignore it.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
No, they know where to find you. Yeah. Greg told
me to just throw away my jury summons. Well did
they send it? That was my advice, because I didn't
realize this until Sammy pointed it out that I scheduled Well,
I already scheduled kolonoscopy. R I'd scheduled kolonoscopy and then
got the jury summons right. So the last one was
they said it to me when we were all gonna
be on the Alaska cruise. And then this other one

(46:58):
got sent to me, and I have the schedule, but
this Koloski is on Sunday, Friday, on Friday, on Friday,
so it shouldn't.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
It's perfect. You tell me you have a procedure, you'll
get off.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Of jury duty.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
How great would it be though? If I do have
to report the jury duty. But I'm taking that site
to drink that stuff while that jury and I keep
excusing myself to go crap it out. They don't like
that fla in them. Not my problem. Hey, guys, you
guys made me show up for this. You want to
dismiss me? Okay, you're a ready for some fireworks?

Speaker 9 (47:29):
What about this scenario? I got a jury summons at
my mailbox that was addressed to somebody else at a
different address, So I just put police forward dropped it
in a mailbox.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
They never got that one either, too bad. Yeah, that
was that was Greg's advice. Well, why don't want you
want to do your duty for society anyways? Though? Why
would you want to shirk that responsibility? Yeah, sort of
being an American America? Are you a communist or something?
If that's me? If that means communism, then I guess yeah. Oh.

(47:59):
And when it comes to Cutter, I've see, I've I've
heard Cutter guitar guitar because somebody told me at one point, yeah,
it's more like guitar, like you play guitar. Because I
got corrected to Cutter.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Well that me too. I thought it was quitar and
now nobody says guitar.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Can you pull up their commercial on YouTube?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah, I hear guitar on TV.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
You do.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah, what's cutter?

Speaker 5 (48:22):
I hear the news cutter exactly.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah, but the news always wants to be fancy about
guitar airways. Yeah, A T A R. Let's see videos
playing a video before the video commercial. Yeah, to see
like what they say commercial before commercial. Because we did
this with we did this with Bjay's start your own restaurants.
Because the big debate of hello, mister ferrerac this for

(48:55):
personalized welcomes and journeys.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
They're probably not going to say the name.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
And that's probably like when now we'll connect it to you.
Cattle airwaystar as Cattle Airways.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
When connected, it sounds like they're doing both Katar Righttar Airway.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, hold on, make every journey exceptional, Okay, awesome, story's fancy.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
Airline.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
It's kind of good.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, it's want to bang another man in the air
in the.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Air thirty thousand, Hell yes, now you're talking.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
All right, you're gonna have a voice over or whatever.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
You go in the World's one airline, ghost Father to
make it feel exceptional.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Airways going.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
They're English, They're not from Gatari.

Speaker 12 (49:55):
All right.

Speaker 11 (49:56):
Well, we're talking about juries and speaking of that. We've
got a little update on the Diddy try. He's decided
he won't be testifying in his own criminal trial. Report
say that he could change his mind, but it's not likely.
It's a little reminder, just so we don't forget did
He's facing five charges, including sex trafficking, racketeering, conspiracy, and
transporting people across state lines for prostitution, and if he's

(50:17):
convicted of the major charges, he could be looking at
life in prison.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
That can happen.

Speaker 11 (50:21):
The prosecution is expected to rest today. Closing arguments in
the case could happen as early as Thursday. Jury deliberation
could start Friday, and if everything goes smoothly, the verdict
will be in before fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
What are you calling. I'm saying two and a half
years in jail.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Like that he actually goes to prison.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Yeah, that so you will be found guilty, be found guilty,
but it'll be like super light. Yeah, that'll be like
anybody else in the other celebrity that cat. They'll give
him five, he'll do two and a half, right, he'll
be well behaved. Yeah. Well, if you gets sentenced to
two and a half, he'll be there for five minutes. Right, yeah,
because they'll say overcrowding.

Speaker 11 (50:56):
Or yeah, and you get the resources to keep him
safe whatever it might be, onto something.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
The draft and selective service are two completely different things.
Apparently what we had. I remember because I remember that
was selective service. It's like what you were talking because
I got the same thing when I eighteen. Yeah, that
was selective service. I wasn't draft. There's a difference. Care
I can't explain the difference is never heard that term?
You never heard that selective never did? Yeah, I've heard it.

(51:23):
I can't explain it, but I have heard it. I
registered for the draft. Oh yeah, balls went to the
post office and registered for the draft. Okay, wait, what's
the post office?

Speaker 5 (51:36):
The good news is I think that we have to
have like troops marching down our street for you to
get drafted. At this point, I think you're okay.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I wouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Drafted for you're pretty skinny. Now they might want you.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Selective service. It's the system of government uses to collect
information on men and women who would be available for
military service in case of a national emergency.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
They just want you on the grid.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You register with selective service when you turn eighteen, but
you're not actually serving or being called up. It's just
a list. Basically, the draft is when the government actually
uses that list and calls people up for mandatory military service.
The UHICH requires an Act of Congress and the President
to reinstate the draft, but the US hasn't used an
active draft of nineteen seventy three.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
As you mentioned, you go, I would like to ask
our military friends that listen to the show, is this
true or not true? Because it's being all over It's
all over TikTok and Instagram right now. Is it true
if you're about to be deployed you're getting steake in
lobsters because there's like all these videos out there, yeah,
of military people saying, oh look o we're being fed

(52:44):
and they're showing steak and lobsters like endless steak and lobster,
and all these ex military people are like, oh, you're
about to be deployed. Is that true or not true?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
But now there's a BS Internet thing.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
I bet there's a ton of troops that are like,
I've really never been offered stake in.

Speaker 12 (53:01):
I know.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
That's why I'm asking our military people if it's true,
because there's not just one video about it.

Speaker 11 (53:05):
There's a ton all right, let us know and buy now,
pay later. We'll call it BNPL for now. You know
those purchases, like the ones you make through a firm
or after pay, well those are soon going to affect
your credit score, so you might want to slow down
with those. Fico is creating a new credit scoring system
that includes BNPL activity, so if you misspayments or take

(53:26):
on too much debt, your score will drop.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Oh really, uh huh, no kidding, but this is now
under that umbrella. But it wasn't before. Yeah No, that
was like was enticing to everybody. Yeah, I wouldn't affect
your credit score, but how about it not because you're it's.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Though wasn't apparently was starting a blind eye to it
till now.

Speaker 11 (53:45):
But on the flip side, if you use these services responsibly,
your score might go up. Fico plans to roll out exactly,
it's going to roll out this system later this year.
So don't think you're getting away with something now with
the buy now, pay later stuff, because you ain't.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
And uh oh also, this is a huge one for flying.

Speaker 11 (54:02):
I know it's you know, summer vacation season, and everyone
knows you can't take liquids on a plane.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
We know that.

Speaker 11 (54:07):
What most people don't know is that snacks our band
two a lot of them. TSA says that foods that
have any sort of liquid gel aerosol they must comply
with the three point four ounces rule.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
So your spray cheese can't be.

Speaker 11 (54:23):
So we're talking yogurt and hummus and dips and jams
and jellies, peanut butter, which I got confiscated when I
was leaving Louisiana.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Creamy cheeses.

Speaker 11 (54:32):
A TSA spokesperson says, if you can spill it, spray it,
spread it, pump it, or pour it, it is a
liquid aerosol.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Or shah, my dogs want their puppets. Dum dumb ass.
Tyler was telling me how he saw his mom get
the maddest he's ever seen her over jelly that they
bought somewhere and they were in the TSA line. So
what was going on?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
They Yeah, So we were coming back from Washington, d C.
And we had stopped in Williamsburg, Pennsylvania. My mom bought
some homemade jelly or something from over there. Got into
one of the biggest arguments with a TSA agent because
she was arguing that it wasn't a solid, and then
when they took it, she looked at them and said,
I hope you have some bread to enjoy that.

Speaker 11 (55:22):
Yeah, they took my peanut butter and at the Louisiana
airport they said it was bread.

Speaker 8 (55:26):
This happens like, you know, you have all these little
shops right right outside the airport and you think you
can bring these goods with you and then they confiscate them.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Yeah, they take all your stuff. I did see something
about did we talk about it on the air that
how you can't bring a bottle of water through security, right,
but if you freeze it and bring it through security,
you can bring it because it's solid. It's not a
liquid really, Which can you imagine? How cheap are you

(55:59):
and how much time are you away if it has
to be solid going through the security line, right, how
are you gonna drink it on the other side it's
solid waiting around the earth?

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Yeah? Like how long are you willing to wait to
save four dollars? Like if you need a water, they'll
give you one on the flight, or you could buy
one from the news stand or whatever.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
But I get one past the TSA.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah, like I get it out of principle. I get
it to be you know, petty, like just to do it.
That'd be awesome, Like that'd be next level pettiness. Before
the whole liquid thing. I used to drink the bottle
of water and then pour wine in that. You could
just bring that, right one, that's great. Well pre nine
to eleven, I guess it registered for the draft, right

(56:43):
it was like or something like that.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
And that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I got more Woody Show next, hang on the Woody Show,
The Woody Show. A well, you know, we have a
lot of ways that you can be a part of
the show. You can always call in eight seven seven
forty four. What do you know about that? We have
the text messages. Send your texts over to two two

(57:09):
nine eight seven. I keep talking to the company about
getting it set up. Well, we can use the same
number that you can either call or text. Would be awesome.
And apparently, and they've said this for the least the
last six months that they're working on it, Oh call
our text does eight seven seven nice?

Speaker 12 (57:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Yeah, that'd be nice.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
I thought they were going to say that makes too
much sense.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, no, can do It's too easy. Just want to
make sure it's not going to cost him any money.
I think they got to shut out that part. Yeah, yeah,
but anyway, a couple of twelve dollars a year, seven
forty four, what he text over to two two ninety seven,
send us an email email at the woodieshow dot com.
We had the round of Crossroads yesterday, so you know
how that works with the emails so well. The text messages,

(57:53):
we get a lot of those. We try to give
back to as many as we can. Sometimes your text
doesn't necessarily, you know, call for a response. He'll just
make it a comment or whatever. But we try to
get back to as many as we can. Some people
they're just dumb when they text it. They get a
lot of dumb texts, yeah, or ones that we just
don't know what you're referring to. Yeah, like the ones

(58:13):
that just say, yeah, totally yeah, thanks for ignoring my text,
and you're like, well, you didn't know what to write back. Yeah,
it was a response to a response. What am I
supposed to? Anyway? So Greg does a lot of replying back,
and Gina does, and I do everybody throughout. You know,
Morgan's replying to a bunch too, But every once in

(58:33):
a while, Greg, he's been doing this for years where
somebody texting something He's like, oh, look at this dick right,
and I want to write back. Yeah, And so off
the air he would be like, you know, telling us
about what he would write back. And he's been setting
them off and he gets this like weird joy out
of the idea because he has it in his mind.
Like all of a sudden, they get a notification I

(58:56):
got a text back from the Woody Show and then
they read it and it's something about like your mom
box or something. It ruins, It ruins their day, ruins,
And the idea of that brings so much joy to
Greg and we we've been getting a kick out of
it for years. But now we've turned it into where
Greg responds on the air and you guys get to
help us figure out what his response will be. Real

(59:18):
text messages sent over to two to ninety seven, Real
responses going back and ruining days.

Speaker 9 (59:23):
Yeah, like this one from the seven to seven to
five that says, since it's Pride Month, random question for
Greg what smells better dill pickles or trouser pickles?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Oh good, hilarious, that's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
I'm good.

Speaker 9 (59:38):
Yeah, okay, So how about if I write back one
of two choices. Do your own sniff test queef, grab
a blastic and compare it to your dad's lives.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Oh wow, it's always at the end, and the word
queef always hits me the right way because it was
there was a big law laps in like hearing the
word quef. I remember that from like, you know, being
a kid, like you know, high school age, and then
there was a big long gap and then somebody said

(01:00:08):
queen and I laughed so hard. I hadn't heard it
in so long.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
So gros quef grow gross scientific term guys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah, like, oh my god, did somebody queef? Like yeah, yeah,
dude's a queaf.

Speaker 9 (01:00:27):
Or how about I treat my man's trouser pickle more
like a pants popsicle. I learned that from your dad.
Love it first of it first one. Yeah, it can't
be quief. Do your own sniff test quief, Wrap up
plastic and compared to your dad's lips that kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Come a quief.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Yeah, that's a conversation ender.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Yeah right, it's queen. One of those words. It gets
funnier the more you say it saying to yourself Queef.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Yeah, hear me on guys, guess who's Quef in the future.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Oh yeah, can you do it like that?

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
I mean do you can you make yourself do it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
No, you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
I know one girl who can do it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:01:07):
I know listener that can do it, man her In
because she used to call the old radio show that
I was on and she would do it on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
And then I found out I went to high school
with her. Oh my god, yes, so I know her
for real.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Queen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Definitely listen to this show.

Speaker 13 (01:01:25):
Vote first one, first one, Queen, and I'll call it
melody and be like, yo, all right, we need we
sent it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah, alright. Have a friend who called Queen's poots.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
I kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Oh my god, you just oh like a P word
to maybe combined. Never thought about. Yeah, maybe that's what
it was. We have some more options here. Greggory's inventory
applies to text messages.

Speaker 9 (01:01:58):
From the two oh three aimed at menas Oh yes,
but stop doing the weekend review monologue.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
You're not a comedian. Damn well, I guess I guess
you're not. I'm quitting my job at then prov wow,
I'll send that one back. Crag. That was a good one.

Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
There's option one sharp option two. Stop putting all the
meat in your fudge not you're not a fridge, all right, fudge,
all right, I like it. Or stop sitting on every
single flesh flute. You're not your mom.

Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
That one that one because fudge not because the second
one also incorporates the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
But then it's a double.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Hitter on Yeah, friendly fire with the mom.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Yeah, okay, all right, I like that. Yes, you guys
are voting for two. Yeah, for sure like that number one,
but I love the second one. Definitely number two.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Greg, we should corporate one up fudge not into more conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
And then put in parentheses menaces response.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, oh right, I'll quit And by the way, says yes,
oh my god, is that a queaf.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Or a poot?

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
We'll quit his job. It does get funnier improv parenthetical
yeah and roasted. Got time for one more. Greg Gory's
immature applies to text message.

Speaker 9 (01:03:26):
All right, I'll try to get through it fast because
I have three possible responses. Okay, three One, I says,
I used to listen all the time, but the last
two times I tuned in, I heard you guys talking
about dead people and tampons. I will probably go away again.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Dead people and tampons. We talk about tampon? Yeah, what
you and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
People want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
No, it was a question of do they leave it in? Right? Yeah,
I don't see why they would. I mean, they didn't
make any sense.

Speaker 9 (01:03:56):
It didn't make a lot of sense, right, yeah, all right,
so I used to listen all the time. Last two
times I tuned in, I heard you talking about two topics,
dead people and tampons. I'll probably go away again. How
about if we write back, Oh, it wasn't just talk.
Rag Gina rammed a menstrel cup into a mommy hole.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
It's true, True, it did happen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
It was more than talk.

Speaker 9 (01:04:16):
Or how about pardon our desire to learn about Transylvania
tea bags, okay? Or god forbid, we educate ourselves about
corpses and coochquarksks.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
All right, that's a new one. I've heard Transylvania tea
bag before. You heard that. Yeah, coochquarks pretty good literation
around here.

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
Yeah, but it's not really like hitting them back, you know,
it's just like God, Yeah, God forbid, just wait, do
it again.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
God forbid. We educate ourselves about corpses and cooch quarks, Yeah, you,
Queth boy and the Prince.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
What have you done?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Work around? Yeah? God forbid writing and it's like a
paragraph now about a corpse?

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
What we do?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
We want to get it right? Quarks comma you Queef boy, Yeah,
Capitol q Capital boy. That looks good. I mean all right,
look and if there's anybody that knows comedies we'll learn from. Yeah,
it's yeah, good point a day's ruin. At least three

(01:05:27):
days were ruins, right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Well, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Well you can always send your text over to two
two nine eight seven. But anyway you want to be
a part of the show is great with us. You
can even find us on social media. Do that look
for us at the Woodie Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Hey, I have a quick question for you guys. It's
very random and very weird, but I have to know, Okay,
you're all coupled up.

Speaker 11 (01:05:54):
Do you guys ever try to like stick your finger
like in your spouses or like old friend or boyfriend's
butt crack as they walk by, or do they do
that to you all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Yeah, it's just part of being in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
My wife is going up the stairs, yeah, ahead of me.
You have to like poke them in the yeah, you know,
poker right in the butt. You have to not on
the butt cheek like a butt crack, like you're going
to touch your buttole right because I'm sorry, what'd you say? Fudgeudge? Not?

Speaker 11 (01:06:21):
Because that's how my husband and I live our life.
And then I saw kind of a trend on Instagram
of couples doing this. I'm like, I'm so glad it's
not just us.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
It's got to be a normal thing. I think it's
more dudes doing it to their wives or girlfriends. Yeah,
I think wives girlfriends are kind of digit your time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
But he gets so mad.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
I still I haven't hit that stage in our relationship.

Speaker 7 (01:06:41):
You will.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Oh you haven't got a finger in the butt yet?

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
No, not yet. And it can be through pants, but
you just want to poke at it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
And it's not like in bed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
It's like when you're walking around, like when you're walking by,
like you're going somewhere or you're out somewhere, even at home,
and you're walking up some stairs and you would be
in you know, walking up the stairs ahead of him, right,
he would put his finger in your butt crack.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Yeah, is it ever painful for you?

Speaker 10 (01:07:01):
Or you just.

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Push in there pants?

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
It's almost like okay, it's almost like coming up and
tickling someone on the ear like it's kind of like
just catches them off guard.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Does your wife do it to you?

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Uh no, because we've number one on faster than she
is going upstairs, and then number two.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
No, number two, number two that but holes just for pooping.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:07:23):
But it says on their joy leis at home. Okay,
so at least I know it's not just us because
we live our lives doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
And I find the more public the place, the more
I enjoy like because it makes her even more uncomfortable
there are people around. I go, yeah, I write that
all right, and what I have not tried that? I
try it. I'll try it today.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
He'll get so mad. Just ignore it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Yeah, okay, everybody does, would be like what you why
are youoking?

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Because it's fun weird, like just when you pass each
other in the hallway, just give them like a poke.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Not it doesn't go both ways though, I don't think
that's normal.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
It's not no, because I guess I've only seen guys
do it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
But I think it's just I just think it's that's
something that a guy does. Mostly guys do going up
and specifically going upstairs. That's sure, not just walking by
I like to.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Do when he's in his pajama pants.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Imagine a girl I would do that. It's like the
ones like hell, yeah, let's drink some beers. No beer,
It's not like that. It's not like yeah, no that
you know that chick out the bar with the you know,
heavy smoker voice and ye brother, the same couple that wrestles, Yeah,
seven to four. And I call it the elevator button.

(01:08:39):
A lot of times. I going up as I do.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
It's kind of funny, says, Oh, I do it to
my husband every chance. I guess, thank you. Also, it's
called the credit card, yeah, because you get the elevator
more than that. When you're the finger the credit cards,
you take your whole hand. You kind of swipe down
their butt craft and denied approved seven one four. It's funny.
We do that all the time to each other. It's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
I agree, Yeah, get on board.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
You guys, what's the point of being in a relationship
if you're not doing that? Thank you really, And we
are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Tuesday morning. It's June twenty fourth,
twenty twenty five. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Hi, we

(01:09:26):
got Menace. Hey, what's up? Gina Grant? Good morning. Sea
Bass is here. We've got Sammy Morgan is here. What
we are taking your calls? Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
It's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can also
hit us up with a text over to two two
nine eight seven. So there's a woman in North Carolina

(01:09:48):
shueing her now former employer, claiming that a manager deliberately
put a chucky doll on her chair, even though the
whole office new that she had a fear of dolls.
How scary Greg, Greg. If Greg had some roaches on

(01:10:09):
his chair, he would flip.

Speaker 9 (01:10:11):
Freak out in the room. I've had bugs in my car. Yeah,
I put a suing anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
I saw you know those old plastic spider rings, Oh yeah, yeah.
One of them fell on the ground in the garage
and I was walking to the car you were walking
out with me like, hold on a second. Yeah. I
saw it on the ground and from a distance I'm like, oh,
is that an actual bug? And a guy that O
it's plastic. But I picked it up and I put
it on the handle, the door handle for Greg's car

(01:10:39):
to touch it. Yeah, and so like he would, there
would be no way that he would not see it. Yeah,
And of course Greg said he freaked out and almost cried, Yeah,
and probably not realized immediately.

Speaker 9 (01:10:51):
And then we were in court for about two years, right,
because he's you know, Sue as I settled for sixty
nine dollars sound like hostile working Ironman does?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
This woman claims that her fear is tied to disabilities
such as anxiety, depression, autoimmune disorder right. The suit also
says that the manager laughed after seeing her reaction it's funny,
there was no real danger, and that she was placed
on eight weeks of medical leave and diagnosed with PTSD.

(01:11:25):
Everybody is such a pussy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
There's always one person in the workplace that everyone's like, really, yeah,
that ruins it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
She claims that when she came back to work, she
was treated differently and that the pressure led to panic attacks,
she was fired, and now she is suing for emotional distress, disability, discrimination,
and retaliation and uh also demanding a jury trial. All right,

(01:11:53):
I'm gonna go ahead and take eight Okay, trial is
risky because like people are like, okay, this is ridiculus. Yeah,
I hate jury duty. I will do most things to
avoid jury duty. But if they told me ahead of
time you would get to be on the jury for
this case, please sign me up all day long.

Speaker 10 (01:12:13):
She lied during the jury selection, of course, and say no,
I really do. Yeah, I could be if I could
be unbiased psych.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Like dude, how do these things not get just thrown
right out?

Speaker 11 (01:12:24):
I don't understand in this day and age. I know
this sounds naive, but how you can sue for like
having a panic disorder?

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
I had a panic disorder.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
You know what I did?

Speaker 11 (01:12:33):
I got help and I got over it and I
got on with my life. It wasn't anyone else's problem,
it wasn't any of my workplace's business.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
I moved through it and I got over it. So
where's my cookie? Or do I get eight weeks off?

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Have you ever done like Steeve Bass like a Google
trendssearch on panic attacks and oh, it's gotta be how
it's skyrocketed. Yeah, and why is that on account of
people pay to mention to them and they shouldn't.

Speaker 11 (01:13:01):
Well, and on account of on account of people are
just like not interested in getting over it, they wear
it as a little.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
I feel like it used to be. It certainly was
like if you had something going on, you kept that
issue to yourself. Yeah, got helping it, got over shoving
it down not till you did, you know, and people
who didn't deal that's one thing. But like now you're right,
people wear anything that they have well, i'm this, I'm that,
I'm this. It's on their label, it's on their profile.
They wear it like a NASCAR driver wears a.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
Past right, like a badge of honor.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Yeah, they think it makes them interesting because people do
they they oh, tell me more. Oh and then because
then the other person can carrys while I have this.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
But you can't be interested when everybody has it, That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
It's not well, that's why they always move on to
the next trend. Everything Now it's ADHD I hope Chuck
get Speaking of sharing, Morgan is going to share something
with us. You know we had was it? Last week?
Menace was wondering if he should be upset with his
brother in law. Yeah, even though Menas forgot his passport

(01:14:04):
before the trip, he wanted his brother in law to
fly to bring him his passport in the city where
Menas was and it created this whole thing family drama,
family drama, and so he was asking our opinion on
his situation. Well, now Morgan's got a situation.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Yeah, I'm trying to avoid the family drama before it
gets there. Okay, let's start with all right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
So it's a preemptive thing. It's something hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Right, but I need some advice on how do I
handle it before it gets there?

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Okay? And it's with your sister, right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
It is my sister who's in New Zealand. So why
is ki we pie?

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
So Morgan needs our help, our perspective on something before
it gets out of hand. Yes, please, we'll see what
you guys think. Eight seven seven four. What do if
you end up calling in? It's great, you can send
us a text. You can do things that way. Over
to two to ninety seven. So Morgan tell us all
about that.

Speaker 12 (01:15:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
At the what do you show prom MENACE's wife spicy nacho?
She got spicy man. She was like, hey, I want
to set the record straight about this whole thing about
me going and dropping off the passport, because I did
not spend three thousand dollars. She said, she spent a
total of one thousand dollars. She said, if there's anybody
to find a deal, it's me, because we've heard that

(01:15:25):
a number of times, and she's great of finding the deal.
She totfully disregarded the previous flight that she bought. She said,
she didn't say it. She said she spent one thousand dollars,
did all the traveling, and also Menace is a liar
as well. Yeah right, oh yeah. And then I said
to her, I said, well, why why didn't you just

(01:15:46):
stay and then just go directly to Vancouver for the
cruise with us? And she said it's because Menace didn't
want you guys to know about the passport that he
forgot it, because of course I have to do everything
for him, and so it's my all that it's my
fault that I didn't pack it for him. Damn he
was and he was embarrassed about anyway. So she I

(01:16:08):
was like, look said, my whole thing is like, I
don't know why you just didn't stay and just go
with us, because instead of all the you know running
around and going through the you know go through and
you know connecting flight through Portland to go to Vancouver,
you could have just hung out.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
You did her kind of dirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
No, because again when I talked about it, I said,
I go, well, let me just talk to Woody. And
then again you never did. I didn't talk to him
about it because I was told that the brother was coming.
Remember that was the big part of the story. The
other thing she was upset about is you know, she's
at the airport, like at five point thirty in the morning, Yeah,
to bring him his passport, and apparently you never said
thank you, and she was mad about that. She was

(01:16:46):
to thank you. No, we did talk about that and
I did say thank you. I don't know, man, she
was very upset. She was very spicy. That's where she
got the name. She had a couple of beers already,
so that's where she got the nickname Spicy. Again, I
was in shock that she was in there because again
I told, yeah, all right, so we heard about all
that he wanted to know. Should he be upset with
his brother in law for not coming out and doing

(01:17:09):
that right even though it got all worked out Spicyacho
took the flight. But now Morgan's got something for us.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Yeah, I'm wondering if I should be pre upset. So
my sister moved to New Zealand just with a backpack
in September, I believe, so she's almost been there year.
When she moved there. Within the first couple of months,
she met a boy, of course on Tinder, and they've
been dating. Things are going good, right, they're exclusive, they've
been together a while now. They're doing the whole living

(01:17:34):
a van thing, Kelly, you know, shout out Gabby Patito.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Yeah, oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
So that's all I can think about. Gina knows, you know,
watching documentaries.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Because nobody really knows this guy. You're in a you know,
the rest of the families in a completely different country metam.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
You don't have like a permanent residence. They're in a van, right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
So all that to say, the first time I found
out they're exclusive, and this was a couple of months ago,
I'm of course creeping on his Instagram seeing what I
can see he's got his Instagram story up, so I'm like,
let me see what he's posting.

Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
I'm getting a reaction just thinking about it. It was
him and another girl that was not my sister, and
there were lines of white powder and like it was
literally a picture of them not doing cocaine, but like
kind of bragging like, oh, we got cocaine out in
front of.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Us, like hot rails on the table. That's right, exactly immature,
are you? And did you tell your sister you saw
the picture?

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Yes, screenshotted it, sent it to my mom my sister.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
What was your sister's reaction to the picture.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Well, and this is where I don't know. She said, Oh,
it was just an artsy pick. He's really into looking artsy.
He doesn't do cocaine. And I'm like, well, what about
that other girl that was with him? That's not you?
And also, stupid excuse did he tell you that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Arts?

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Don't believe that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
But was it just was?

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
It was the picture artistic?

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Is it black and white?

Speaker 11 (01:18:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
And that's what his like Instagram grid looks like it's
all black and white, you know, nature picks. He's one
of those guys.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Really, he is really interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
So what did she say about the other girl in
the picture?

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
He is like six four though, so put that in
the pro column.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
You can't get away with anything you want exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
So this is why I'm only talking about this now,
not much.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
So what'd she say?

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
She said, Oh, he's just artsy, don't worry, he doesn't
do drugs. The other girl girl, Oh, he just thinks
it's his friend.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
You know who is No, doesn't know who it is.

Speaker 7 (01:19:22):
No boy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
So I'm like, okay, not the first thing I want
to see when I creep on my sister's new boyfriend. Right.
Time has gone by. Now they're living in a van together,
literally driving around New Zealand having the time of their lives. Happy.
She's twenty five, so young enough to get away with that,
and she's living her life.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I'm proud of her, proud I am.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
It takes a lot to throw away your whole life
and just go take a chance on something.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
I mean, it does.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
I I'm jealous though, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Yeah, for sure. It's high risk, high reward.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Yeah I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
But September is coming up, right, and her visa is
going to expire, and me and my mom have had
a talk, like we think she might be married, so
say so she can stay because there's been no talks
of like what's your plan in a couple months, you know,
all this stuff. And so this is me, like I
feel so protective of her right and what I've seen

(01:20:17):
on Instagram. I just don't like him. I've never met him,
never talked to him. I want to be supportive of her.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Is he from New Zealand?

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Okay, And before they met he lived at home, so
another thing to consider. So you go from home to van, yes,
this American girl? Yeah, just be tall. I mean, but
his teeth are terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
What do they do for money?

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
My sister was working at like a donut shop, a
little boutique. She's just doing random And.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
What about him?

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
I have no clue what he does.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Did you ask her?

Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Because I got turned off from the beginning. So I'm like,
I just want to stay out of it.

Speaker 9 (01:20:52):
They tool around in a van and then every once
in a while she'll get an odd job.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Yeah, now themselves, she's trying to hustle online and sell
you know, programs whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
So what's the question.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
The question is do I have a conversation with her
and tell her how I feel or do I support
her because this is who she loves?

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
You have, No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
I don't want to. It's not my boyfriend. She can
make her own decisions.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
But well, and is she a hot head? Like if
you tell her, she's just going to want to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Date it more.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
I don't think so. But I think it would hinder
our relationship, Like, oh, you don't support me?

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Yeah, I think you certainly need to ask some questions
just from a place of concern. Right, that's her sister,
You love her and looking out for her. You didn't
ignore that Instagram post with the cocaine. No cocaine.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I acknowledge that immediately and asked her. But the excuse
she gave me, I'm like, is he telling you this slash?

Speaker 9 (01:21:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
And also I promise you he doesn't have a job.

Speaker 11 (01:21:43):
Yeah, he goes right from his mom's house to living
in a van with a girl who's front who's making
them donuts in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
Right, So I just again, he could be a great guy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Yeah. I think I think you can kind of start
by asking questions of what's your plan in September? Start
with that, say, hey, so what's the plan for September.
Your visa is going to be up. What are you doing?
And then and then leave and see what she says there.
And then if she goes into some of the other stuff,
maybe she does tell you like, oh, well, you know,
we're trying to figure it out, and like how to

(01:22:14):
get me to stay? All right, I got this weird feeling.
Are you married? Yeah? And then then you could start
start with the more immediate question because you already know
that you already know that the visa is going to
be up, right, right, So you start there and then
work your way backwards.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
That's that's good. And she knows I've done the same
thing I got secretly married.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
Does she know that she knows you did? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:22:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
And watching you?

Speaker 11 (01:22:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Card?

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
What are the odds that she that this guy wants
her to bring him back to the States.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
I'm not sure. She had the opportunity to go to
Portugal to play volleyball, and I think she turned it
down to stay. Well, yeah, well that's why she went
to New Zealand in the first place. She wants to
go to the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Oh dream big wait wait, wait wait again, wait, wait,
she's an American citizen. She wants to play volleyball in
the Olympics, So she goes to New Zealand for what.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
There's a lot of professionals out there to know, Like, how.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Would she end up in the Olympic? Would she played
for Team New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
No, she'd just meet people and get better and then
it's beach volleyball and then she'd come back here. And
I don't know the plan.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
That's okay, what's Yeah, let her do her Yeah, No,
I'm just I'm thinking, like, if you're trying to play
for Team USA, does go to New Zealand? Get that?

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Yeah, I think that's just an added bonus of traveling.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Yes, Morgan's sister's new boyfriend has so many red flags
nine three one That's.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
What I'm thinking too, But I want to give him
the benefit of the doubts six five.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Oh, the whole situation already sounds like a true crime
waiting to happen.

Speaker 8 (01:23:37):
Well, the visa thing is weird because you know, I
have a friend in New Zealand that I try to
hook your sister up with just for some guidance out there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Yeah, and I sit her info.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Yeah, and she has it. I mean, she never got
married to anybody. She's been out there for years, so
I don't understand why.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Oh there's ways to do it. You can, Yeah, a
work visa, you can do all that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Right, Is she not to sound like a therapist? Is
she running from something.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Went out there? Yes, her life was in shambles out here,
So that's why I'm so proud of her to take
a risk and go. You know, she hated her job.
She got her degree, and it was like, what am
I doing?

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
She have her degree in Hmmm?

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
I wish I could tell you she has her master's.
It's something degree I just don't know. I wish I
was a better sister and degree. She got her master she's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Tooling around New Zealand and a van, trying to play
Olympic volleyball.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Yes, which I supported. I just don't support the man.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Maybe she was just bored. Yeah, did she save up
a ton of money before leaving?

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Well not a ton, but yes, enough to she's supporting
her to get least.

Speaker 9 (01:24:40):
Yeah, and that's probably what this guy sees. But no,
I think that that might be a good sign that
it's not like she arrived and it got this baller
place to live and has a ton of cash. Right,
it sounds like he just likes her as.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Where I think trying to accentuate the possible.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
She was banned on Tinder in the US.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
She was bad.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Yes, she was trying to buy weed from some randoms.
I'm like, are you dumb?

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Getting it's pretty rare?

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Right, all right? So this is this can go one
of two ways. Yeah. Either it's a guy who's lived
on the streets and cars, right, but I wasn't dating
like a likely drug deal. Let's say more in the
lifestyle though, like and what the type of person that
usually attracts and but maybe what maybe is going on
with them?

Speaker 6 (01:25:29):
This is this could easily go that. The the likelihood
is this leads to dirt bag loser for the rest
of your.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Life, true, right, And you're tied to them once you're yes, and.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Once they throw a baby in especially.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
Oh and that's my biggest fear is she's going to
call us one day and be like, I'm pregnant. Yeah,
I'd rather her be married than pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
We're gonna get the two bedroom vans, gonna be fine. Yeah,
a tiny house.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
You've heard Gabby Potito fast.

Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
Forwards five six years. She's got two three kids, they
live in some dumpy shacks. Well they're not even married anymore,
not even larried anymore. She's maybe getting donuts.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Yeah, so that's the worst case scenario. That's likely scenario.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Yea, what about that's the case.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Best case scenario she leaves right away. Okay, Yeah, there's
another question.

Speaker 8 (01:26:12):
Is she a listener though? If you did talk to
her about it, would she even listened to you? At
a female twenty five years old older sister.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
I like to think the older sister, she would listen
to me more than she would listen to my mom
or our mom. Yeah, just because I think she looks
up to me. You know, I'm so cool and all
that got my life together.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Yeah, Tex says she sounds like she had a mental
break and was vulnerable and some scummy guy latched onto her.
That's kind of vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
I'm gay she did have a mental break before she
went out there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Five Morgan. I'm also a big sister, and my sister
dated a loser too. Let your mom play the parent part,
but make it obvious that you don't like him.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Okay, that's good advice. Yeah, yeah, I just also, you know,
I want to protect her and all that, but it's
not my boyfriend, it's not my life. I don't want
to control or.

Speaker 9 (01:27:03):
A lot of opposition because she's already defending this cocaine
picture as artsy and.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
That was when I first started dating. Okay, at the
same time, you need to make your position clear. They
could deal with it what they want, but that way,
she's an adult. Do go sideways, and I hope they don't, obviously,
but if they do go sideways, she can never claim
that nobody said anything. Why did you ever say something?

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
Not only will you regret it, but you'll get blamed
if you thought this, Why didn't you tell me?

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
That's a good point, and it's fair because I should,
as a big sister let her know. Hey, this doesn't
seem right, just doesn't feel right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Because it also at some point, you're gonna have to
grow up. You're gonna have to get like a job. Yeah,
and if you want to live in a van, that's fine,
But you went to college, you have a master's degree, money,
you could do whatever you want in your twenties. You
can waste your twenties away, really and have plenty of
time to get a career going and everything else. But
the more time you wait to get that going, the
longer it will take to get established and to settle

(01:27:59):
into something down the road. Cool. You gave yourself a
semester off, you went to New Zealand. You had this
thing that you wanted to get away from, you know, uh,
and you went off and you did that whole thing. Cool,
you got it out of your system. Horror fact, very
dangerous though. If you have somebody that has drugs around.

Speaker 6 (01:28:16):
Right and you say it's easy for you to use
your Yeah, it's easy for guys to do. But if
she gets a kid, that is the end of it.

Speaker 11 (01:28:23):
And you know what, you could just take my road
and tell her to watch the New Zealand episode of
Locked Up Abroad.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Oh here we got down New Zealand.

Speaker 11 (01:28:32):
Locked Up a broad will scare you from ever getting
tangled up with a rando in another country.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
I'm not going to watch that because it's going to
scare me.

Speaker 5 (01:28:39):
But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:28:40):
Like I would, I would just tell her, like, look
like what he said, you're having fun now, this is
a now thing. Just make sure that it's it has parentheses, sides.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
There's a natural break to it Septembers is up? Cool?
Something change? Did you Did you find what you wanted
as far as like that time that break? Did you
get what you need from that?

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
You feel refreshed?

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Yeah, now let's focus on the next chapter, so to
speak of your life like you have that little kind
of like intermission and now you can get back to
focusing on your your future so hopefully won't involve this dude.

Speaker 11 (01:29:15):
So what she says, You know, it's funny you say
that because I'm just I don't think this chapter is done.
I think I need more chapter here.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
That's what I feel like she's feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Yeah, Morgan, I think a country. But okay, then okay,
I would. So the question is what are you doing
to be able to continue what you're doing there in
New Zim. We'll figure it out, don't And you know,
because that's the thing that's a process, right. I don't
know how it works on how you get a foreign country,
how you get another visa or you get a visa extended.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
Yeah, boyfriend said, I can just lay low and say
things don't work out. A flight's not that cheap to
just go home. You know, you got to have a
plan at least a couple of weeks or a month
or so in advance.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Another text says the boyfriend is most definitely ra the
chick from the cocaine picture and gas lighting Morgan's that's
little sister.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
That's exactly the feeling I got.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Don't stay up all night doing coke with people of
the opposite sex.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Do we know how old this dude is?

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
I want to say he's probably about her age, maybe
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Is it his van? Someone's wondering whose van is it?
Did she buy the van?

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
They she wanted to buy the van, but they went
and I think they rented it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
So, but is technical got a place together already there?

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
Because she doesn't have a license there or anything. So
he's the one driving it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
You got to get her home.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
That's what I know. I've been secretly freaking out on
the inside, but also not wanting to hinder her adventures
in her life in general?

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
What are people in vans who live van life? What
do they do all day? What do you do in
all day?

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Blog?

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
You're taking in the city that you're in. Okay, but
it looks beautiful for twelve hours a day, twelve hours
a day for months checking out the Walmart parking lots
of America. Yeah right, that's what I did when I
drove across country. You say, oh see, that's what did
you do? I worked? Yeah, yeah, no, line to five.
It was just my sleeping place. Yeah. I mean he's
a weirdo. Yeah, he was living in a van, sure.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
But stare at the oceans a different problem there.

Speaker 8 (01:31:05):
I think she's making like social media though, because I
her her sister actually pops up in my feed has
a suggestive person.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
She's not bad at social media.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
She's been really Yeah, I would love for you to
rate her sere.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
So what is down for me? Does she have a
is her degree in like like art or something that
you don't forget? You don't degree?

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
Because before she left she was working in a pharmacy
so it's a useful.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
A pharmacy science. Is that pharmacy science? That's get a
good job.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
Yeah, whether she enjoys that though, I'm all for doing
a job you enjoy Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
So well, if anybody has got any more thoughts, helpful suggestions.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
For Morgan, yeah, before he murders her, please.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Send us your text over to two to ninety seventy.
Girls call in eight seven seven forty four. What we're
gonna take the break, and during the break, why don't
you go ahead and show Sea Bass the picture of
your sister. I want to see the boyfriend too. We
can get we can get his his official take. Okay, yeah,
you know, rate my sister and her boyfriend and her
and her loser boyfriend? Yeah, the Wood Show, all right.

(01:32:10):
So Sea Bass took a look at a picture of
Morgan's sister, the one in question, who's living with this
guy New Zealand in a van for visas up in September?
Is this guy worth sticking around New Zealand? So a
rating on the sister and then a rating on the
six foot four boyfriend. Sea Bass, Well, it would say
the sister, she's doing just fine.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
If I were a loser living in New Zealand with
my parents, I would most certainly jump on that instantly
and get that pregnant as quick as now.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
What about as a what as a man named Sea
Bass in America and she was here? Would she?

Speaker 6 (01:32:39):
I think she'd be fun if I were younger. I've
been reading the captions on her posts and she's quite
basic and she kind of based on looks.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
What would you look. She's in the.

Speaker 6 (01:32:48):
She's kind of got that weird downsy thing that Morgan has,
but she's in there.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Knew there was going to be a singer somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Fine.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
She looks like mine, like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
A like okay, like a beach volleyball player. Certainly she's
in the seven to eight range, for sure. I'll take
all right.

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
Now the guy, Now, the guy is he's a specific
type of douchebag and loser, hipster loser, mustache, loser, ironic mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
He wears the beanie cap probably no matter what the weather.
So he's not as much of a dirt bag as
like a drug dealer meth dirt bag. But go to
the hipster areas in your town. You'll find I feel
like if you said, I think, I feel like you
said to AI, like, show me a picture of what
a person would look like if they were food poisoning.
And he's over twenty five. For sure, he looks quite old. Yeah,

(01:33:39):
he could be. That's to hang on there. I would communicate,
make sure you know what she's doing, what's happening in September,
and you know, do your best big sister act.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
You know, this is good advice.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
Updated I wont know how that turns out. Show will
be right back, but the Woody Show. All right, welcome
back everybody. Hey, yeah, it is Tuesday. It's June twenty fourth,
twenty twenty five. It's it's Pride month, so I guess

(01:34:12):
this is fitting today looking over the holidays. It's International
fairy Day. Oh wow, I think that might be different.

Speaker 7 (01:34:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
It is during the tinker Beltain, it is during Pride.
One of the guys I interviewed this year was clearly
said he was like a white faerry. Oh fairy Yeah, Greg.
There's the theme park that I'd never been to that
I would like to go to. You might have. It's
called fairy Land. Fairyland, where's that. It's in Oakland, California.
All places really, and it's still a thing, right. Yeah.
Nobody stole all the rides or all the copper from

(01:34:42):
the wiring for the ry. No, it's bizarre. Never they
can't keep an in and out burger open and open,
but they can keep it. They got Fairyland the.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
Sun right, some other store in Oakland that I saw
it was the only location ever that closed down.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Yeah, I can't remember what chain. Today's farmer day. Right,
it's National pre lane Day, sure all right? Uh? Swim
nut right, candied prolins.

Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
Either or yeah, no, it's it's a it's a it's
a hazel nut pecan almond, but in like a kind
of a caramel.

Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
That's why they're so goodlines and cream ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Swim lab day is today, all right? And today's is
Upcycling Day.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
Oh I love it. Up cycle.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
That's what they're saying on all the red carpets, like
this has been up cycled, cycles, re used, you know dress. Yeah,
is that kind of like a deconstructed was for a minute,
everything was deconstructed. Yeah, it's like taking an old tire
a little and making into a necklace.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
A coffee table Minnesota's happening in the world of entertainment today, Well,
one of our favorites, Dolly Parton, has teamed up with
Motley Crew. Of all people, it's awesome to re record
Home Sweet Home to raise money for homeless youth. Now
apparently all she did was, uh, she recorded her vocal
and they just used the old Motley crue Ye stuff.

(01:36:06):
So it's not like Molly Cruet Studio with Dolly. I
had to go and like re recorded now, because that'd
be that'd be really rough. But here's here's a little
clip of that. I mean, it seems like at the

(01:36:35):
same time it's different, barely discern where it's all. It's
not fair. Vince Neil can't sing anymore, and I do
respect it.

Speaker 10 (01:36:43):
But Axel Rose, when she got inducted in the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame, she was like, I'm with
everyone who's pissed.

Speaker 11 (01:36:48):
I don't do rock and roll. So then she started
to kind of try to do that just to appease
those people. But you can't hate that. There's nothing wrong
with that cover.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
I can't it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
You hate it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
Yeah, it sounds like different songs playing at the same time.
It was not one of my favorite Molly Cruise, anyone's
favorite motley. That'd be Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls, Doctor feel Good?
All right? How about this?

Speaker 8 (01:37:13):
One of Seabass's favorites. Nick Cannon was recently on a
podcast So Talented, and he was put on the spot
to name all twelve of his children and guess what
he did?

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Not go very well? You're kidding. Yeah, here's a clip
of that. You want all twelve twelve names?

Speaker 7 (01:37:29):
There's rock Row, Golden Powerful, christ rise Onyx, Legendary, Zion,
Zillion Zin Cillion and.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Just seeing this is where I, uh, you're missing.

Speaker 7 (01:37:47):
Too, I'm missing two.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Yeah he miss Beautiful Zeppelin and Halo Marie.

Speaker 6 (01:37:54):
Well as if I didn't need confirmation, complete more on
every one of those names, gave it to me. But
can anyone explain why he has money, jobs, talent, twelve kids?

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
So he just took over Lego Masters?

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
So Jo got a Lego money?

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Who is giving?

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
I see him his first off? His stand up is atrocious.
I see him on these shows. He doesn't do anything
but like mug at.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
The camera, Like, wait he does stand up?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Of course? Yeah, everybody stand up? Yeah a special show
time or something. Oh but a lot of comedians. I
praise him for giving him opportunity.

Speaker 6 (01:38:27):
Okay, yeah, so but but you say you're a host.
But who gave him the hosting job or so good
at that either?

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
All right?

Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
Said it was an America's got talent. He's got that
America's got.

Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
It's like once you get a name, people will throw
jobs wild.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
Like that.

Speaker 8 (01:38:44):
All right, Well, he says he has a king complex,
that's why he has so many kids. Well, do you
have a king complex for having so many kids.

Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
I have a saving money saving humanity complex, and my
kids are named after stupid things like zillion.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Yeah, you have nothing to saying that. See but I
but I gave him to smart women, so they didn't
do that. You chose you, They chose me for my mensites.

Speaker 8 (01:39:05):
Okay, Oh well how about this, Elenis Morris said, Now
this is okay. Uh, I don't know I agree with
this statement. I think it's pretty stupid. But Elenis Moore
said says, the hardest part of sudden fame is all
the guys want to suddenly have sex with her.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
No, you're a woman, people want to have sex with you,
no matter what to do with it. Imagine the nightmare
of being desired.

Speaker 8 (01:39:26):
Oh no, yeah, she said, suddenly famous at twenty one
after her album coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Uh, you know it was hard to get through.

Speaker 8 (01:39:34):
Also that she's actually she had a fake being an extrovert,
because she's actually an introvert, which is you know every
love love saying that they are by drinking tequila and
taking Xanax.

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Yeah, isn't going to help. Awesome, I'm going to here's
what she's missing. Guys, will they still want to have
sex with you because you're a somewhat attractive woman. They
will get you pregnant more, or try to get you
pregnant more because you're a millionaire.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
I think maybe that statement, yeah, that would be a
better quote. That would suck to be desired and famous
now it would have all that money, dude.

Speaker 8 (01:40:08):
Somebody that keeps on popping up in all of our
entertainment news is Jojo Siwa, and she says in the
latest statement that she felt pressured to come out as
a lesbian, even though she said that she's been by
the whole time. So she said that she was pressured
by the LGBTQ community.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
By defining yeah, just in general.

Speaker 8 (01:40:30):
Just to define what she actually was and to say
that she was lesbian. Now, Greg, I mean you kind
of say that by doesn't exist. Bye is not a
thing straight guys.

Speaker 9 (01:40:40):
Yeah, I think you lean one or the other. You're
more like BY is kind of like a roadmap to gay.
It's a gateway. It's a gateway to gay, you know.
I mean, I think, I don't. I don't believe in
fifty to fifty BY.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
I don't. You can't be equally attracted to men and women.
You prefer one or the other.

Speaker 7 (01:40:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
The people say that it's just the person, not gender.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Those are pant sexual exactly. To me, that's almost redundant,
like whichever way the wind blows today, whatever, this is
my opportunity today, and then my opportunity tomorrow might be
which is the other? Which is what people? Which was
what by has been since dawn of time, and they
just changed the word.

Speaker 6 (01:41:21):
I don't think I've ever met a guy who's anywhere
close to fifty to fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
Yeah. It usually eighty twenty yeah, or one hundred percent
or one hundred percent yeah, way or the other.

Speaker 5 (01:41:31):
I have a male friend who thought he was gay
and is now married to a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
No, he's gay, all right, how about this too? They
have a lesbian or bye that I didn't know that
was lesbian or bye? Who that'd be Anna Camp? Do
you know who she? Ye?

Speaker 12 (01:41:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:41:47):
She also she was on the TV show You she
played a twin, and then she was recently in the
movie that no one watched that I want to watch
Bride Hard she.

Speaker 13 (01:41:59):
Will.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
She's defending her her relationship because she's actually forty two
and her girlfriend is twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:42:08):
Wait a second, wait, speaking of Bye. Wasn't she Sammy?
You'll know this? Wasn't she dating what's his name?

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Well, she was married to Skyler.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
That's what I'm trying. He's from Pitch Perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
Yeah, so I guess, Bye, it's a real thing now
she's about Does anybody care about this stuff anymore? It
used to be like one of those like kind of
a shock shocking store. Are they birthday?

Speaker 12 (01:42:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
No, this isn't shocking.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
I just didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
I mean, is she by or she a lesbian?

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (01:42:33):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
I guess we don't really buy. Oh my god, who
the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
Eighteen years younger than her too?

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
Five shout out to her, dude young shit.

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Yeah, all brand new information.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
Yeah, all right, it's time for your birthday show. It's Shiday.
We're gonna it's Shiverday. We're gonna sit bet She's like,
it's Shiverday and you know, we don't do And we'll
start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Mindy Kayling, Kelly
Gabor from the Office, who's forty six today, Lyonel Messi,

(01:43:07):
who most say is the greatest soccer player of all time,
thirty eight, JJ Reddick, the former player now current head coach,
of the La Lakers. He's forty here's one for you, menace.
Ariana Maddox from vander Pump Rules. Yeah, Ariana, that's the one.
She got cheated on and then became even more famous
after that. She's thirty nine. Even more.

Speaker 8 (01:43:28):
There was a quote saying, I didn't know if you know,
you become you get cheated on it, and you become
Jesus cool.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Everybody was like throwing money at her constantly. Minka Kelly
from Friday Night Lights is forty five. Eon Glenn Sir
Jora and Game of Throne. Oh yeah, I remember that
gay sixty four years old. It looks like it might
be Ian, but it's Eon. I looked it up because
it's spelled Eon. I A I m Eon.

Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
Yeah, he was a good character.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Yeah. Mick Fleewood from Fleewood Mac is seventy seven years old. Today.
Your porno birthday today is Willow Ryder and Today's birthday girl.
She has swallowed more kids than a Florida Gator in
two hundred and ninety four fine films, including Willow has
a Neighborly Vagina. She was also in Raunchy Realtor Flashes
her boobs. She was in Throat Goat Volume one, She's

(01:44:23):
really good. She was in a forced him is better
than nothing. Also Lesbian Psychodramas Volume forty, Oh crag, and
who can forget her unfreedable role in Why is My
lesbian girlfriend So good at sucking d Yeah, that's suspect.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
You want to look at it at.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
I guess what's on her Amazon wish list? What's that
Morgan's favorite perfume? Vivla juicy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Oh wow, it's a Willow Ryder who's twenty six years
old today. And at your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Tuesday morning. Look what's happening around
the world of entertainment? More fun than gonorrhea? I mean
I've had gone arie a few times, and I'd say
I haven't had gun yet.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Show.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
Well, that's hit for Tuesday. Full show podcast, waiting for
you to go to the woodieshow dot com, Fat Chick,
Skinny Chick on the podcast, Hey, go back and check
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were ruined. We get a request for that on a
pretty regular basis. All the treading news headlines, it's all there.
Full Show podcast. Just go to the woodieshow dot com.

(01:45:26):
We are back on Wednesday morning, all news show. Pride
Month continues. Now, who is doing gay walking? I know
Seabas had said it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
His idea, it was They've done that on the Corolla
Show for years, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
The Adam Kroller Show. All right, so yeah, but he's
out there in these streets for Pride Month. So we'll
wrap up our Pride Month coverage with some gay walking,
that and more tomorrow Wednesday. Anything he got for us
in the meantime, you can leave on the after hours
voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty four Woodie. You
can also find us follow us on social media at
the Woody Show. Greg Gory parting words, I please. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:46:00):
If cutting onions makes your cry, there's a pro tip.
Try not to form an emotional bond with the onion's.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
That's a good boom. Yeah, good cooking hack. Yeah, problem solved.
Although I'm trying to remember I did see something. I
h it's in my algorithm. All the time. I get
those life hack videos where it's just like a how
to clean this, and it's like four or five different
things all in a row. There was something about cutting
onions and what to do so you don't tear up.

Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
Yeah, they say you should hold an unlit match in
your lip.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
That's old Tommy, and you shouldn't cut.

Speaker 11 (01:46:34):
The butt off of the onion. If you keep that intact,
it won't get all crazy in your eyes. But I
don't know if that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Okay, yeah, it wasn't the match thing, if something else.
I can't remember what it was, so this is very unhelpful.
I apologize.

Speaker 10 (01:46:45):
When I wear my contacts, it doesn't affect my eyes
so interesting, so just wear goggles.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
Well, thank you very much, Greg Gorywa, thank you so
much for giving the One Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'd love it. Appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it
and we'll catch you back here on Wednesday. Herself a
great day. S M D double M. I quit this bitch,