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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is like and so you're yeah, it's it's and
we're getting ready to close out Pride Month, and then
(00:20):
all the companies will just go back to pretending exactly
you know the other eleven months.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well they go on to their next thing that they
can whatever whatever minority or yeah, what's the what's the
next uh, you know what?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Celebrating the money off.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Of why.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Pot they gotta go.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You can't make money off that. It's got to be
you see the flags on Fierce group that you can.
It's gotta be like kids with no arms, no legs
going to like swim camp, you know that slipper school
or something, kids with flipper arms. It's gotta be something
slipper slippers. Anyway, So this is blatant radio ripoff Adam Krola,
(01:01):
who blatantly ripped off Jay Leno's jaywalking. He blatantly was
screwing with it, having fun with the concept, and then
he did something called gay walking, talking to gay people
out on the streets. And so for Pride Month, we
sent our gay correspondent Sea Mass out into the streets
to talk to do you y Q You brought it
up in Menace like for some reason, it's.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Like do y Q, Yeah, right, probably what Maybe he's not.
He's a gay whisper. You're you're talking to gay people.
You're asking gay people stereotypically heterosexual questions and seeing how
well the gay person does. Okay, that's so. And you
were just kind of what this is a gay bar?
(01:43):
He said, I was just you know, up in the
alley behind a gay bar, or seeing who passed by
as a normally am our first guy here. He's an
older gay gay of a certain age. Roderick is going
to tell us about roder exactly. You can't go by
rod but no, because he's gay.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's ROI.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
You gotta go by your full name, Michael Williams greg Ory.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yes, they're gonna talk to him about what his partying
influences are and are not, so you can get it
to know this particular gay all right, So when.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
You party and party, First of all, I don't do
crystal like a lot of people here they mean, do
you party? They want to know if you do that,
and I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's disgusts me.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
But let's just talk about gay men and crystal math
and it makes you uninimpoted. Someone took my identity of
staying with me.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Sorry to hear that, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
It's all good. I don't I'm not attracted to wind
with guns from South Central anymore. They filled me a
bunch of times, but I got it now, I'm good.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Okay, Wow, roder had been through it. Does not do
Crystal Mathew doesn't party like that. Apparently it's a big issue.
I've heard that before. It's an issue in especially the
younger gays.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Is there a name for older gays? Greg like there's
bears or otters? Great question, daddie's queens? Saddy Saddy? Uh?
I think daddy? Daddy? Yeah, daddy?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
All right, Well, let's ask Roderick some gay perhaps gay?
Hard for Gates to answer questions. Okay, it's like Battle
of the sexes. But you know what are three brands
of power tools?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Three brands of power tools? All right, he's.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Older gay, but he doesn't seem like he's really with
it though.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I think that would be a tough question for
almost anything. What do you want to scoff at these fools?
Speaker 8 (03:29):
I can think of two, that's right, I can think
of two brands. I can't think of never heard I
was gonna say, Dwelton, m wait, black and Decker.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Sure, yeah, I'm personally okay, I've got I just like
the I just like the black and gold aesthetic as
you know, as a steeler, and penguins should be fair.
Because I was asking what's the best is it? Steel?
Is it? You know what? People don't? Everyone has their favorite,
(04:01):
but I think it most needs to do with colors
to be fair. Yeah. Well no, because you know what,
I saw the majority of the contractors that I worked
with working with those tools, and so I'm like, oh,
these must be these must be good. They certainly weren't cheap,
so they you know, it's more expensive, they must be good.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
My friend's dad who was a plumber, so you always
talked about his d Waltz get them on day Walt, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, I have Ryobi. What's your chainsaw? Greg? I believe
that's black and Decker?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, what's the m one that's red?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Is not that blue? Isn't Makida blue?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No, you're thinking of a that's is that not the
lowest brand in Milwaukee Milwaukee Blue?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I'd be like Amazon Essential?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah? All right, So do you think he'll be able
to get this one? Yeah? Roderick three, I'll say, I'll
go no. Yeah, I'm saying no, it's the safe bet, right, Yeah, No, No,
let's go yes, yes rock. What are three brands of
power tools Darling?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Yes, you know as well as I do. Three brands
of poetrers and Mikita. I was a carpenter when I
was younger, Nikita home depot whatever standard brand paint.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm not into that.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Okay, yeah, Greg, How do you feel about your identity
being started?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I know Roderick just mentioned his identity getting started here.
I am. Let me explain.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
When I set this up, I say, because I always
try to make it like i'm you know, like I'm
doing this for somebody else to say, Well, this guy
on our show Grey, he's gay, and he wrote some
questions thinking that no other gays will know these. It's
a challenge for them, but I'm not changing them a
third party's challenge.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Why Milwaukee is red? Is blue? Wikita is blue? What
idiots said that?
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Good god? All right, so next one, this is rod Rick.
It's some gay walking for Pride Month. What are three
different types of baseball pitches?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
All right, we can all do that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I think that's that man. Yes, I'm gonna say yes,
I would think yes, can you do it? Right? So?
Uh curveball yeah, uh slow pitch is that one of them?
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Going?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Okay, curveball, curve ball, fastitch. What I was I just
asking you the other day. I'm like, I said, I
don't know what a rubber matches. I don't know anything
about that's basis. So you have curveball, okay, then there's.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The the grounder. Now there's itches great, right, and then
the curveball. Yeah, the curveball, the ground, the curve ball,
curve ball, fastball, slaugher. You might have been slow. You
might have been thinking change up. That's what I was thinking.
I got this cutter now right, and then don't forget
the curveball, split scene, fastball right, underhand free points and
(06:53):
then the underhand curveball, dodgeball. Yeah. So I will say,
but I will say, Roderick will We'll get it.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, I don't think no. I'm gonna say, he gets it.
You gets it all?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Right. Here we go, let's find out what are three
different types of baseball pitches.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
My dad played moneylague baseball, so I'll be dead if
I didn't know. This went like a fastball, a curveball,
and uh strikeout?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh god, so close one of them fastball strikeouts, not one. No,
you said fast pitch, like you're playing softball, fastball. I
just called for a fast pitch, fast pitch. Yeah, there's
a fast pitch softball. Yeah, wow, and curveball I said that.
(07:42):
I forget me. I love how this guy sets it up. Well,
I was a carpenter, well my anything. There was one
time we were doing a dumb ass spelling bee with
this guy who was like an intern on our show,
and the word was restaurant. He goes, well, I used
to work at a restaurant. I can get this one.
Oh yeah, yeah, like I used to work at a restaurant.
Therefore I know how to often does the name of
(08:04):
the place restaurants? You had to write it down a
lot and that's why, Like, Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
That's one of those words I always spell wrong.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
By the way, is it rest I think now I
think it's r E s t a u r a
n t correct. Okay, but I always did r E
s t a r a u n t.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I spelled a restaurant R E s T A U
N E N T.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Job good jomb all right, question Mber three? For rod
Rick and gay walking, you'd use a rod, a reel
and allure in what activity? Come on, everybody knows is
a five year old?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I used to be a fisherman, so I've seen movie Dick.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes, there I see. Yes.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Do we keep giving Roderic too much credit? Do we
say yes on.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
This on this one? Yes? Yes, yes, the last one.
Although there is a thing where people take weird rode
and going I don't sports words are they're so funny
they have to go over the top with like, yeah,
you know, I'm just not really in the sports. Sports teams? Yeah,
yeah right, oh go local team?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
What usually the most unfunny people say that?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Agreed? All right? So for Rodercurcher, yeah, come on, he's
not uh two years old? Yes, menace, he doesn't get it?
All right? You'd use a rod, a reel and allure
in what activity? Fishing? Exactly?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
I know?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
So what is shaff to do with fishing?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
She has a great house in Malbou that she may
have sold and Alison Florida was she.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
In a movie like about a mermaid or something? Am
I thinking.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Of with one on a love you one on, no
call me well, actually, barbaristreisand direct my life story your
god in my dreams.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, he's not well, he's certainly on gay because his
share and barbaristreis. Yeah, he just lost his mind. Yeah,
all right, Well this is a round of Pride Month
gay walking, and we have another person to talk to.
We're gonna do that after the break fishing, I know
more a show coming up. The Wood Show will be
(10:11):
right back showing you're doing some gay walking. It's a
Pride month. And who is this next person? See Bess?
Speaker 11 (10:23):
Yeah, younger gay here Selby, who's gonna say tell us
about what he's about to do, which is go to
a drag show of course, right as all gays are
doing all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What do you drink when you're going out to see
a drag show?
Speaker 10 (10:36):
I don't drink, so I usually be drinking Minesota's because
that apparently gets me high. This soda gets me high.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So you don't even need no, I don't even nothing.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
It's a soda rash.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So you're like, you just call straight edge. They say, mmm, yeah,
that's the only thing that straight about you? Real, right, yeah,
that's probably it. Now what you're wearing tonight? What is this?
This is from z and it is a mess shirt? Yes,
it's it's a fish sNaN is. That's what a man
can see. Your muscles, yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
Mess us and my body in my back, my curves.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's what you've been saying about the sodas, right, Yeah,
for sure, sodies. He likes them. He likes the weed sodas.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, there's so much fun. Yeah, that's what I was
just thinking. I was like when this guy was six
years old and talking like that. He was so sassy, right,
he had all the girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Then, all right, so first question for Salvy, who are
three people in the Pro Football Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No way, that'd be a no dog. No the guy
going to a drag show with a mess shirt. Yeah,
they I will say, no Gini Grad, not a chance,
Greg Gory, no menace, no way, Sammy, all right, who
are three people in the Pro Football Hall of Fame? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (11:46):
I would annoy it.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
She watched the football?
Speaker 10 (11:49):
No, probably my bias and I'm looking at the guy's
but I don't have the football play in this one,
so you don't know the names.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Just not anybody's name.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
I don't know the butts.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
What's a good button? Your what does it look like?
Speaker 10 (11:59):
It's the take fine with those football shorts?
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Steaty short, sweaty, got to be sweaty.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah? There you found a unicorn gay who doesn't drink? What? Yeah,
that's like I know, never happens? Is he really gay?
All right? Next question, brands of tobacco dip? All right?
Named three brands of tobacco dip?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I can't name any?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Skull, okay, Copenhagen, Cope, yeah, brou Zini.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (12:33):
What am I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Codiac? Does z count Zin? I would say that it's
not dip.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
No, it's more of a pouch, which is not a
It's not America's best.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Let's not forget red Man. Yeah, there's you mentioned Skull, Yeah, okay, okay,
Kodiak sorry, way closer than I did. I never heard
of that cop I will say, no, he does not
know it. I can no, no, no, no, no no,
all right? Question number two? What are three brands of
(13:05):
tobacco dip? Marlborough, Marlborough and Cameo? Do you do you
do any dip at all?
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Do you do anything bad at all, Josoda.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
I'm just text the guys.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Good Marlborough and Camel. I mean, do they make dips?
I don't believe they do, don't think or maybe it's
they're under this team parent company.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Maybe you get this guy way too much credit.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm saying that in generally, like Philip Morris, Okay, they
make whatever Marlborough, but they also make whatever the dip it.
I don't know this.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And is there a brand called sex with guys?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
We need to make sure a month SeaBASS is doing
some gay walking around and around the gay bars and
talking to these different folks, asking them questions that you
would think that most straight dudes would know. But do
they know it? And this is Salvi question number three?
What's the best way to get a woman to shut up?
(13:58):
This last one? More open up? I was gonna say,
I think this is going to be a.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yes, all right, use women be talking?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, Okay, what's the best way to get a woman
to shut up? Hmm? Well, I mean he's going to
come up with something great. Everybody has their own answer, right,
and I don't know if I know that answer.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Some guys will say it's point to something on the body.
You know, some guys will say, you know, uh yeah,
let her go out with.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Their girlfriends, women be shopping, Yeah, give her the credit card. Okay,
let's let's learn. How would andy shut you up? Good luck?
Speaker 8 (14:36):
I mean probably agreeing with me or just like just
like throwing me up against the wall, like kissing me.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, I love that, all right, Sammy, How could a
guy shut you up?
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
How much?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
You know, and just agreeing with you, because then there's
nothing else to be like yelling about her, you.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Know, you know if you know they're just agreeing with
you and to shut.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
You up, yeah, because then there's just kind of no
argument there anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Well, then that's all that women want when they're talking,
is for you to agree with them. Yeah, all right,
I have love therapy. I'll say that he will have
he will have an answer of some kind. Yes, he
will answer of some kind. All right, here we go.
Question number that's the best way to get a woman
to shut up?
Speaker 10 (15:16):
That's so misogynistic insects discussion.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I did not miss to answer. I agree with you.
I'm a feminist. I would not say that.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
I'm a feminist, but that you don't make women shut up.
You let them talk because they know what they're talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yes, queen, shut up. I didn't get him to show
shut up, pussy.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
I agree with him.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
My issuer was going to be like, upset them in
some way because then you just get the.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Silent when the silent treatment type, Well, I have a
female boss who was the worst, and I loved when
she was mad at me because then she'd leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
So I think you're onto something.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I've said that a number of times. The silent treatment
is not a punishment.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, you love me.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's like the leave what did I do? Tell me
what did I What did I do to deserve the
silent treatment? Because I'll do it again. Yeah, I want to.
I want to make a note. Yeah, the only time
I want to be left alone, I'll make sure I
triggered the silent treatment.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
The only time the silent treatment sucks is like when
it's dinner time.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
He's like, you know where you mean you're gonna leave
me alone and we don't have to speak. So she
starts oh, no, she starts going you know, oh, they
do have a point, and then you get the silent treatment. Yeah,
I do. Like when you know the other person is
mad at you, and you know they're mad, and they're
making a point to like pout almost like where there's
like they have this like look on their face. For
(16:30):
some reason, I get some odd pleasure out of that.
I think it's funny, uncomfortable because I think it's funny
because it seems so immature. Just say what you got
to say, exactly like, but this whole thing of like
the look, the scoff, the going out, no short answers.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Well, and girls will do that to other girls.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
And I become the dude, and I say, just because
you're mad, I don't automatically become a mind reader.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
So you either tell me.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
What's wrong or we move on, so I don't get
upset about it. It looks more silly to me. It
does look it's like a toddler with a tantrum. They
looks silly. Yeah, no, that's so funny. All right, Well,
thank you se Bass. There's some gay walking. This is
the show, No crap, all right, welcome Backy Morgan's there
(17:17):
for dollars. Now, this is a little bit different than
we normally do it because normally we're taking suggestions for
you from you about what she should be doing for
however much money's going to be right, which is determined
by spitting the wheel. But this time around it was
based on something that somebody here on the show saw
online that kept popping up about this account where it's
(17:37):
women who are married to police officers trying to outrun
and see if they can avoid being captured by their
police officer husband. It's called the foot.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Pursuit challenge, which is a legit challenge like it, yeah,
you have the challenge as opposed to just like nothing right.
And so we said, well, let's get somebody who would
be a good maybe match athletically for Morgan.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
And that of course is menus because well I found
that out the same level, so and uh and then
Morgan agreed to it, and we're like, okay, cool. Now
there's a couple of questions I had because we do
have the wheel out here with the different amounts of
money on it, but it's different than what we normally
have there in smaller denominations, So is there like, how
(18:19):
is it working? I guess I got to ask you
because I'm a dab.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
And we'll play the audio of her run here in
a second. And then the idea is for every second
that she can stay away from menace is going to
be pursuing her on foot. She will get the amount
of money on and this could be up to I
gave up set of time limit of two whole minutes,
so she could have one hundred. There's a twenty dollars
spot on there, so that would be twenty times one
hundred and twenty. That could be quite a lot of money, awesome,
(18:44):
or it could be one centimes twenty So that's true
up to what one thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, I mean I'm the one paying for it. By
the way, do you have your your hand in my pocket? Here?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
It was up to one thousand dollars for these there
for dollars. I'll let the math work. I'll let the
math work here. So twenty times one hundred and twenty minutes
is how much?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
A lot of money, it's a lot too.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Yeah, that's twenty four hundred dollars. Yeah, I'm not getting
twenty four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You should have discussed this, moddy. Yeah, it's coming out
of literally coming out of my poet Sea Bass, the
generous person he is. I'll make up the difference. Okay, again,
I know I know the results.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
Over Yeah what reason?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
All right? But I see I don't. I don't know
the only people in this room who know how it
went with Menace, Morgan and seedbad. Now we could I'll
make it up the Yeah, we couldn't do it live
just for you know, technical logistics that we wanted to
make sure we captured a bunch of audio for you
to be able to do that in real time and
everything else. So, uh, where'd you guys go for this?
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Just to a big open park. I'm rubbly cornered off
ire coned off about fifty feet by twenty five feet
roughly of space because it really seemed bigger. Okay, let's
call it fifty by forty. Yeah, because if it was
just unlimited Morgan, you could just run away, run.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Home, run around a tree.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
So yeah, I made a defined area and uh, you
know what, and Menace came out. He decided he wanted
to be a police dog so he could be a
fun character. And I'll have I'll have police dog minister
to theater for us.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
All right, here's a police dog Menace. Uh who I'm
police dog Menace. And every time this woman gets away
from me, she gets money and every time I get
close to her and I catch her, I'll get food.
I'll get my food back.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
I want my money. I got a dog.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I don't know what. I'm a dog.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
A bonus point, I said, menace. If you catch her
fast enough, I'll buy breakfast. All right, they take two
on the introna.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And I'm a dog. This is the police.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Don't challenge every time this lady Morgan gets away for me.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Every second she urged money. And if I catch her,
I get food, which I'm really hungry. And I believe
I can catch her because she's really old, not and
and you know her nose and dynamics. My sower down.
You know what I'm saying. A good point, you feel me.
(21:10):
Let's get this food. What is this dog about? Is
this dog from the bayou?
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, Saturday. We should be clear to the audience.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
We've never seen's nose isn't wide, it's quite, it's beakish.
Speaker 9 (21:26):
It's long. Yeah, she should cut through the air, right,
it's like a plane. Nose should help me.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
To turn sidways. Let me get another log. Yes, it's
not even, it's not even. That's not even.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
Well, it's not reverse psychology. We've talked about being so
big now that you guys are.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Just you liar. That is the point of dere for dollars,
that she is putting all this money toward a nose job.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
Fine, I am all right.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
So all right, so we have a menace the police
dog after Morgan.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
I'm for every second she avoids him, she can get
from a one cent up to twenty dollars per second.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Well, and so do we spend before after?
Speaker 9 (22:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Okay, yeah, right now what she's.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Going for, it doesn't really matter. But either way, okay,
all right, go ahead and go ahead and give it
a spin, right stepping up to the I think the
suspense would come once we know the result. Oh really,
I see what you're saying. Okay, I think I think fine,
it's finey, all right, okay, okay, you got to spend
it the other way yet, Well, all right, here we.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Go, here we go, let's go girl.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Fair alright, this is per second per second, so big
cash of it. I'll get up to twenty four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's a dollar. I mean, who's earning a dollar per second? Right?
I know? So run away from geez oprah? Oh right,
all right.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Not bad, not bad.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Okay, come on baby, okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Four bucksay second?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Four bucks a second?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
By is that bad?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Up to four hundred and eighty dollars because there's a
two minute time cap on this okay, all right? So
uh so I gave her a three second head start
so she could get you know, some space between her
and police dog menace.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Right, yeah, and let's hear how it goes any predictions
because oh yeah, okay, I I think Menace walks mad slow,
and I've never seen him run. Yeah. Now is he
holding his phone?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
And is he on all fours?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And no, he has got hands free. Okay, so he's
not distracted by his phone.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Is he running like a dog?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh well, let me Oh, I should say this mess
should have menace war And I don't know where he
got these track cleats. No, they weren't cleats or shoes,
but they were running shoes, running shoes.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
But like the little tiny mini spikes.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they were they were off white Nike
running shoes.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Okay, they're really cute.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I think Morgan went the full two minutes.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I say ninety because by the way, to win, she
has to be tackled to the ground, to the ground.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh okay, so it might have been a challenge full
two minutes. And I'll tell you why. Just from a
endurance standpoint, from all the boxing and stuff that she's
been doing exactly. I mean, even without that, she would
have more endurance than Menace. I've seen Menace off after
one flight of stairs from the garage up here to
like where we coming to the building for the radio station,
and that's I mean, you know, there's something huffing and
(24:16):
puffing going on, and that's only peer pressure to take
the stairs normally, I don't know that's true. So just
from the endurance, like so and then and then even
if it does take a minute to catch her, then
he needs the energy to get her all the way
to the ground, right, which I don't think have a
problem with that. Yeah, but also because of her fight
training and everything else, Like I think the balancing got
you pretty good, right, yeah, Yeah, okay, So I'm gonna
(24:37):
say I'm gonna going with you, Greg, all right, nice.
I think he would not have a hard time tackling
her though, Oka.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, I think once he gets her, she's on the
ground a minute and a half.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Her knee I'll sit on you because here she sits. Yeah,
all right, let's let's see how it goes, right? What? Yeah? See?
And also that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help
(25:07):
the endurance either.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Guys, that was it ten seconds? You know what is second?
You gotta do the.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Ground and I mean she had three second head started.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Again? What happened?
Speaker 12 (25:24):
I've been dreading this segment since we did it.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Let's listen to the menace smack talk after tackling the
first Yeah we hear again?
Speaker 11 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Why not? Yeah? We have time. Let it play to what.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
You can hear my scream.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Barking actually help?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay, So what were the people? Were there any other
people around? Thank god?
Speaker 5 (25:55):
We did this in before like school showed up. This
is like practice soccer fields, like toddlers. The kids had
not gotten out of school yet.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Picture. How can I.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Start my excuses now?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (26:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (26:10):
So, first of all, I had just woken up from
a nap, so I wasn't proud. I hadn't stretched, I
hadn't done a little run beforehand. I had eaten a
lot that morning kind of so I'm kind of done.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Also, I was laying in bed.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
The night that we did it, so embarrassing trying to
go to sleep, and I couldn't because it's just replaying
in my head, like.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Why did I do so bad?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Wait, you just said that I get gassed out walking downstairs.
But then you're giving her a bunch of excuses. Who
goes boxing.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
The longer list? Let me get through that.
Speaker 12 (26:43):
And then also, so it's this big field, right, I
don't know. I panicked, right, So I just ran as
far as I could away from him. Once I got
to the end of the cone, I turned around and
faced him instead of like continuing. Yeah, so then I
tried to like juke him out.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
You could have put a move on like a wide receiver.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Does crowning pound.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
I couldn't, and.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
He ground and pound. He was reading, you know what
that is? Ground and pound? Clearly isn't that a UFC move? Yeah?
For sure.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
She doesn't want to be on the ground. Yeah, she
doesn't want to be on the ground. All right, Brown,
you're pounding someone on the ground ground.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah, we don't want that.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
You're right, you're right. You hear the ground and pound?
Speaker 11 (27:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:18):
Right on my end.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
So here is the menace catches her in ten seconds
and police dog manus. I forgot to say and here
his him his victory speech.
Speaker 9 (27:25):
All right, you know what, God news Clivers, We're not
last in my neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I will hold it down.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You know what I'm saying, Why did you catch you?
Speaker 9 (27:38):
So you know I didn't struck. I got here, We
got excuse.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
We got excuses. Now I hold it down from my
set out here. You know what I'm saying, shout out
to all the French recks. Well, what is that dog's days?
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Scooby do, Scooby doo, Glifford shout out, shout out to
daily you.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Know what time it is?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, yeah, he's breathing. Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
So now guys, it's not over here. I said, well
that was fast ten seconds. What could I do to
ten seconds? Four dollars a second?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Some menace? How much is that?
Speaker 12 (28:16):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Forty bucks? There you go? All right?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
I said, well I could really get menace in like
supreme breakfast if if we turned the tables.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh what if we see how fast Morgan can chase
and tackle mens? But did you stretch at this point? Yeah,
because once you were on the ground and then you realized,
because you realized your mistake, and like, oh you know what,
I didn't stretch, so now you should have stretched.
Speaker 9 (28:40):
She had no time. So by the way she.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
I were there, We were there fifteen minutes early. She
could have read to Doune jogging tracks. She could have stretched.
Of course, I'm want to say that Menace made the
full two minutes.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
So well, the question is more or less than ten seconds?
That's all he needs?
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Ten seconds? More?
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Like, well, I beat Menace?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, well she beat this time. No, no, no, it's
gonna take if she catches him at all, it's gonna
take way longer than ten Wait, totally is even more
gassed out. That's true.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, guys, considered, Menace is already you can hear out
of breath completely.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I'm still sticking with he outlasted Morgan more than more
than also not as easy to get Menace on the ground.
Like my, true, my, the vision of what was going
to happen in my head has been shattered. I know,
I don't know what to believe it exactly. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
You it's not about the stretching, it's not about the nap.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
It's the last thing you said that you ran straight
and you turn and you.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Faced him instead of just running around.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
For the whole time all right, well, let's find uh
let's I didn't tell you that this is going to happen,
but I was like, hey, we need some more.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Material, folks. It was like right then and there men
is gadible.
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Ten seconds later.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I got faith in Menace. Now all right, all right,
let's see here we go, Morgan, extra bonus money. Just
think sorry peg hell?
Speaker 9 (29:57):
What o?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
What? What is that's your head? Start?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, she's gone out twelve seconds.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
I think you edited that clip.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Now, Menace, this plane, it's not there. It's so hot outside. Okay,
he brings.
Speaker 9 (30:35):
I think, yees yees.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So I'm clearly on the ground.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
Yeah, notice how I'm not out of breath?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Name and I'm literally like, do I call the ambulance?
You take him? Hot as hell? I'm in a dog suit.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Yeah, you can take a breathing and someone who had
a heart issue recently?
Speaker 9 (30:58):
How long?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
So how long did take to get him on the
ground until she left to to being to tackling him?
Was twelve seconds?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
So all right, we got that right. So yeah, but
things get worse.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Oh no, all right, it.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Says it says what apple washes? Do I need him?
Oh my god? Okay, jus j I'm seriously gonna pass
(31:33):
off somebody. Number one.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
His heart rate was probably like one billion. But also
he fell to the ground.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
Yeah yeah, your phone thinks something's happening.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
But dude, I I jutes are pretty hard.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
That's what she called up to him about the same
amount of time. But he was He made the first tackle.
She did not make the first tackle.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Yeah, it took me longer to get him on the ground.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, here's a here's a little video clip that you
guys want to see, but.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, we'll post it alight. So yeah, dude, wow, you
dusted are Yeah, thank you nice.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
I didn't want the segment to on.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
With the real athlete.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
So we should fight, Yeah, we should fight, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
All right Morgan, Yeah, all right. We could get big gloves,
some foxy box and go. Yeah. You got to be
in the bikini though, too. You gotta be like you
gotta be like a lady UFC out there. That's half
a shirt. It's better than what the guys wear, which
is no shirt, true underwear, just yournies. Yeah all right,
(32:45):
so we owe what.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Forty bucks Morgan and free breakfast to menace the police dog.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Your free breakfast minute, Morgan, we'll post the video.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You can see it, but hey not so you know what,
here another forty bucks to the to the Nose job
funding the
Speaker 9 (33:03):
Yeah, I need to pay for more training with that
money sounds like
This is like and so you're yeah, it's it's and
we're getting ready to close out Pride Month, and then
(00:20):
all the companies will just go back to pretending exactly
you know the other eleven months.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well they go on to their next thing that they
can whatever whatever minority or yeah, what's the what's the
next uh, you know what?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Celebrating the money off.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Of why.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Pot they gotta go.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You can't make money off that. It's got to be
you see the flags on Fierce group that you can.
It's gotta be like kids with no arms, no legs
going to like swim camp, you know that slipper school
or something, kids with flipper arms. It's gotta be something
slipper slippers. Anyway, So this is blatant radio ripoff Adam Krola,
(01:01):
who blatantly ripped off Jay Leno's jaywalking. He blatantly was
screwing with it, having fun with the concept, and then
he did something called gay walking, talking to gay people
out on the streets. And so for Pride Month, we
sent our gay correspondent Sea Mass out into the streets
to talk to do you y Q You brought it
up in Menace like for some reason, it's.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Like do y Q, Yeah, right, probably what Maybe he's not.
He's a gay whisper. You're you're talking to gay people.
You're asking gay people stereotypically heterosexual questions and seeing how
well the gay person does. Okay, that's so. And you
were just kind of what this is a gay bar?
(01:43):
He said, I was just you know, up in the
alley behind a gay bar, or seeing who passed by
as a normally am our first guy here. He's an
older gay gay of a certain age. Roderick is going
to tell us about roder exactly. You can't go by
rod but no, because he's gay.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's ROI.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
You gotta go by your full name, Michael Williams greg Ory.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yes, they're gonna talk to him about what his partying
influences are and are not, so you can get it
to know this particular gay all right, So when.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
You party and party, First of all, I don't do
crystal like a lot of people here they mean, do
you party? They want to know if you do that,
and I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's disgusts me.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
But let's just talk about gay men and crystal math
and it makes you uninimpoted. Someone took my identity of
staying with me.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Sorry to hear that, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
It's all good. I don't I'm not attracted to wind
with guns from South Central anymore. They filled me a
bunch of times, but I got it now, I'm good.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Okay, Wow, roder had been through it. Does not do
Crystal Mathew doesn't party like that. Apparently it's a big issue.
I've heard that before. It's an issue in especially the
younger gays.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Is there a name for older gays? Greg like there's
bears or otters? Great question, daddie's queens? Saddy Saddy? Uh?
I think daddy? Daddy? Yeah, daddy?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
All right, Well, let's ask Roderick some gay perhaps gay?
Hard for Gates to answer questions. Okay, it's like Battle
of the sexes. But you know what are three brands
of power tools?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Three brands of power tools? All right, he's.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Older gay, but he doesn't seem like he's really with
it though.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I think that would be a tough question for
almost anything. What do you want to scoff at these fools?
Speaker 8 (03:29):
I can think of two, that's right, I can think
of two brands. I can't think of never heard I
was gonna say, Dwelton, m wait, black and Decker.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Sure, yeah, I'm personally okay, I've got I just like
the I just like the black and gold aesthetic as
you know, as a steeler, and penguins should be fair.
Because I was asking what's the best is it? Steel?
Is it? You know what? People don't? Everyone has their favorite,
(04:01):
but I think it most needs to do with colors
to be fair. Yeah. Well no, because you know what,
I saw the majority of the contractors that I worked
with working with those tools, and so I'm like, oh,
these must be these must be good. They certainly weren't cheap,
so they you know, it's more expensive, they must be good.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
My friend's dad who was a plumber, so you always
talked about his d Waltz get them on day Walt, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, I have Ryobi. What's your chainsaw? Greg? I believe
that's black and Decker?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, what's the m one that's red?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Is not that blue? Isn't Makida blue?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No, you're thinking of a that's is that not the
lowest brand in Milwaukee Milwaukee Blue?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I'd be like Amazon Essential?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah? All right, So do you think he'll be able
to get this one? Yeah? Roderick three, I'll say, I'll
go no. Yeah, I'm saying no, it's the safe bet, right, Yeah, No, No,
let's go yes, yes rock. What are three brands of
power tools Darling?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Yes, you know as well as I do. Three brands
of poetrers and Mikita. I was a carpenter when I
was younger, Nikita home depot whatever standard brand paint.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm not into that.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Okay, yeah, Greg, How do you feel about your identity
being started?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I know Roderick just mentioned his identity getting started here.
I am. Let me explain.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
When I set this up, I say, because I always
try to make it like i'm you know, like I'm
doing this for somebody else to say, Well, this guy
on our show Grey, he's gay, and he wrote some
questions thinking that no other gays will know these. It's
a challenge for them, but I'm not changing them a
third party's challenge.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Why Milwaukee is red? Is blue? Wikita is blue? What
idiots said that?
Speaker 9 (05:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Good god? All right, so next one, this is rod Rick.
It's some gay walking for Pride Month. What are three
different types of baseball pitches?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
All right, we can all do that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I think that's that man. Yes, I'm gonna say yes,
I would think yes, can you do it? Right? So?
Uh curveball yeah, uh slow pitch is that one of them?
Speaker 10 (06:07):
Going?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Okay, curveball, curve ball, fastitch. What I was I just
asking you the other day. I'm like, I said, I
don't know what a rubber matches. I don't know anything
about that's basis. So you have curveball, okay, then there's.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The the grounder. Now there's itches great, right, and then
the curveball. Yeah, the curveball, the ground, the curve ball,
curve ball, fastball, slaugher. You might have been slow. You
might have been thinking change up. That's what I was thinking.
I got this cutter now right, and then don't forget
the curveball, split scene, fastball right, underhand free points and
(06:53):
then the underhand curveball, dodgeball. Yeah. So I will say,
but I will say, Roderick will We'll get it.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
There's no way.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, I don't think no. I'm gonna say, he gets it.
You gets it all?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Right. Here we go, let's find out what are three
different types of baseball pitches.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
My dad played moneylague baseball, so I'll be dead if
I didn't know. This went like a fastball, a curveball,
and uh strikeout?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh god, so close one of them fastball strikeouts, not one. No,
you said fast pitch, like you're playing softball, fastball. I
just called for a fast pitch, fast pitch. Yeah, there's
a fast pitch softball. Yeah, wow, and curveball I said that.
(07:42):
I forget me. I love how this guy sets it up. Well,
I was a carpenter, well my anything. There was one
time we were doing a dumb ass spelling bee with
this guy who was like an intern on our show,
and the word was restaurant. He goes, well, I used
to work at a restaurant. I can get this one.
Oh yeah, yeah, like I used to work at a restaurant.
Therefore I know how to often does the name of
(08:04):
the place restaurants? You had to write it down a
lot and that's why, Like, Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
That's one of those words I always spell wrong.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
By the way, is it rest I think now I
think it's r E s t a u r a
n t correct. Okay, but I always did r E
s t a r a u n t.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I spelled a restaurant R E s T A U
N E N T.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Job good jomb all right, question Mber three? For rod
Rick and gay walking, you'd use a rod, a reel
and allure in what activity? Come on, everybody knows is
a five year old?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I used to be a fisherman, so I've seen movie Dick.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yes, there I see. Yes.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Do we keep giving Roderic too much credit? Do we
say yes on.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
This on this one? Yes? Yes, yes, the last one.
Although there is a thing where people take weird rode
and going I don't sports words are they're so funny
they have to go over the top with like, yeah,
you know, I'm just not really in the sports. Sports teams? Yeah,
yeah right, oh go local team?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
What usually the most unfunny people say that?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Agreed? All right? So for Rodercurcher, yeah, come on, he's
not uh two years old? Yes, menace, he doesn't get it?
All right? You'd use a rod, a reel and allure
in what activity? Fishing? Exactly?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
I know?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
So what is shaff to do with fishing?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
She has a great house in Malbou that she may
have sold and Alison Florida was she.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
In a movie like about a mermaid or something? Am
I thinking.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Of with one on a love you one on, no
call me well, actually, barbaristreisand direct my life story your
god in my dreams.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, he's not well, he's certainly on gay because his
share and barbaristreis. Yeah, he just lost his mind. Yeah,
all right, Well this is a round of Pride Month
gay walking, and we have another person to talk to.
We're gonna do that after the break fishing, I know
more a show coming up. The Wood Show will be
(10:11):
right back showing you're doing some gay walking. It's a
Pride month. And who is this next person? See Bess?
Speaker 11 (10:23):
Yeah, younger gay here Selby, who's gonna say tell us
about what he's about to do, which is go to
a drag show of course, right as all gays are
doing all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What do you drink when you're going out to see
a drag show?
Speaker 10 (10:36):
I don't drink, so I usually be drinking Minesota's because
that apparently gets me high. This soda gets me high.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So you don't even need no, I don't even nothing.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
It's a soda rash.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So you're like, you just call straight edge. They say, mmm, yeah,
that's the only thing that straight about you? Real, right, yeah,
that's probably it. Now what you're wearing tonight? What is this?
This is from z and it is a mess shirt? Yes,
it's it's a fish sNaN is. That's what a man
can see. Your muscles, yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:01):
Mess us and my body in my back, my curves.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's what you've been saying about the sodas, right, Yeah,
for sure, sodies. He likes them. He likes the weed sodas.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, there's so much fun. Yeah, that's what I was
just thinking. I was like when this guy was six
years old and talking like that. He was so sassy, right,
he had all the girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Then, all right, so first question for Salvy, who are
three people in the Pro Football Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No way, that'd be a no dog. No the guy
going to a drag show with a mess shirt. Yeah,
they I will say, no Gini Grad, not a chance,
Greg Gory, no menace, no way, Sammy, all right, who
are three people in the Pro Football Hall of Fame? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (11:46):
I would annoy it.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
She watched the football?
Speaker 10 (11:49):
No, probably my bias and I'm looking at the guy's
but I don't have the football play in this one,
so you don't know the names.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Just not anybody's name.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
I don't know the butts.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
What's a good button? Your what does it look like?
Speaker 10 (11:59):
It's the take fine with those football shorts?
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Steaty short, sweaty, got to be sweaty.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah? There you found a unicorn gay who doesn't drink? What? Yeah,
that's like I know, never happens? Is he really gay?
All right? Next question, brands of tobacco dip? All right?
Named three brands of tobacco dip?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I can't name any?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Skull, okay, Copenhagen, Cope, yeah, brou Zini.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (12:33):
What am I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Codiac? Does z count Zin? I would say that it's
not dip.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
No, it's more of a pouch, which is not a
It's not America's best.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Let's not forget red Man. Yeah, there's you mentioned Skull, Yeah, okay, okay,
Kodiak sorry, way closer than I did. I never heard
of that cop I will say, no, he does not
know it. I can no, no, no, no, no no,
all right? Question number two? What are three brands of
(13:05):
tobacco dip? Marlborough, Marlborough and Cameo? Do you do you
do any dip at all?
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Do you do anything bad at all, Josoda.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
I'm just text the guys.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Good Marlborough and Camel. I mean, do they make dips?
I don't believe they do, don't think or maybe it's
they're under this team parent company.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Maybe you get this guy way too much credit.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm saying that in generally, like Philip Morris, Okay, they
make whatever Marlborough, but they also make whatever the dip it.
I don't know this.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And is there a brand called sex with guys?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
We need to make sure a month SeaBASS is doing
some gay walking around and around the gay bars and
talking to these different folks, asking them questions that you
would think that most straight dudes would know. But do
they know it? And this is Salvi question number three?
What's the best way to get a woman to shut up?
(13:58):
This last one? More open up? I was gonna say,
I think this is going to be a.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yes, all right, use women be talking?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, Okay, what's the best way to get a woman
to shut up? Hmm? Well, I mean he's going to
come up with something great. Everybody has their own answer, right,
and I don't know if I know that answer.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Some guys will say it's point to something on the body.
You know, some guys will say, you know, uh yeah,
let her go out with.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Their girlfriends, women be shopping, Yeah, give her the credit card. Okay,
let's let's learn. How would andy shut you up? Good luck?
Speaker 8 (14:36):
I mean probably agreeing with me or just like just
like throwing me up against the wall, like kissing me.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, I love that, all right, Sammy, How could a
guy shut you up?
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
How much?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
You know, and just agreeing with you, because then there's
nothing else to be like yelling about her, you.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Know, you know if you know they're just agreeing with
you and to shut.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
You up, yeah, because then there's just kind of no
argument there anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Well, then that's all that women want when they're talking,
is for you to agree with them. Yeah, all right,
I have love therapy. I'll say that he will have
he will have an answer of some kind. Yes, he
will answer of some kind. All right, here we go.
Question number that's the best way to get a woman
to shut up?
Speaker 10 (15:16):
That's so misogynistic insects discussion.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I did not miss to answer. I agree with you.
I'm a feminist. I would not say that.
Speaker 10 (15:23):
I'm a feminist, but that you don't make women shut up.
You let them talk because they know what they're talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yes, queen, shut up. I didn't get him to show
shut up, pussy.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
I agree with him.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
My issuer was going to be like, upset them in
some way because then you just get the.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Silent when the silent treatment type, Well, I have a
female boss who was the worst, and I loved when
she was mad at me because then she'd leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
So I think you're onto something.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I've said that a number of times. The silent treatment
is not a punishment.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, you love me.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's like the leave what did I do? Tell me
what did I What did I do to deserve the
silent treatment? Because I'll do it again. Yeah, I want to.
I want to make a note. Yeah, the only time
I want to be left alone, I'll make sure I
triggered the silent treatment.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
The only time the silent treatment sucks is like when
it's dinner time.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
He's like, you know where you mean you're gonna leave
me alone and we don't have to speak. So she
starts oh, no, she starts going you know, oh, they
do have a point, and then you get the silent treatment. Yeah,
I do. Like when you know the other person is
mad at you, and you know they're mad, and they're
making a point to like pout almost like where there's
like they have this like look on their face. For
(16:30):
some reason, I get some odd pleasure out of that.
I think it's funny, uncomfortable because I think it's funny
because it seems so immature. Just say what you got
to say, exactly like, but this whole thing of like
the look, the scoff, the going out, no short answers.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Well, and girls will do that to other girls.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
And I become the dude, and I say, just because
you're mad, I don't automatically become a mind reader.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
So you either tell me.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
What's wrong or we move on, so I don't get
upset about it. It looks more silly to me. It
does look it's like a toddler with a tantrum. They
looks silly. Yeah, no, that's so funny. All right, Well,
thank you se Bass. There's some gay walking. This is
the show, No crap, all right, welcome Backy Morgan's there
(17:17):
for dollars. Now, this is a little bit different than
we normally do it because normally we're taking suggestions for
you from you about what she should be doing for
however much money's going to be right, which is determined
by spitting the wheel. But this time around it was
based on something that somebody here on the show saw
online that kept popping up about this account where it's
(17:37):
women who are married to police officers trying to outrun
and see if they can avoid being captured by their
police officer husband. It's called the foot.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Pursuit challenge, which is a legit challenge like it, yeah,
you have the challenge as opposed to just like nothing right.
And so we said, well, let's get somebody who would
be a good maybe match athletically for Morgan.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
And that of course is menus because well I found
that out the same level, so and uh and then
Morgan agreed to it, and we're like, okay, cool. Now
there's a couple of questions I had because we do
have the wheel out here with the different amounts of
money on it, but it's different than what we normally
have there in smaller denominations, So is there like, how
(18:19):
is it working? I guess I got to ask you
because I'm a dab.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
And we'll play the audio of her run here in
a second. And then the idea is for every second
that she can stay away from menace is going to
be pursuing her on foot. She will get the amount
of money on and this could be up to I
gave up set of time limit of two whole minutes,
so she could have one hundred. There's a twenty dollars
spot on there, so that would be twenty times one
hundred and twenty. That could be quite a lot of money, awesome,
(18:44):
or it could be one centimes twenty So that's true
up to what one thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, I mean I'm the one paying for it. By
the way, do you have your your hand in my pocket? Here?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
It was up to one thousand dollars for these there
for dollars. I'll let the math work. I'll let the
math work here. So twenty times one hundred and twenty minutes
is how much?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
A lot of money, it's a lot too.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Yeah, that's twenty four hundred dollars. Yeah, I'm not getting
twenty four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You should have discussed this, moddy. Yeah, it's coming out
of literally coming out of my poet Sea Bass, the
generous person he is. I'll make up the difference. Okay, again,
I know I know the results.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
Over Yeah what reason?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
All right? But I see I don't. I don't know
the only people in this room who know how it
went with Menace, Morgan and seedbad. Now we could I'll
make it up the Yeah, we couldn't do it live
just for you know, technical logistics that we wanted to
make sure we captured a bunch of audio for you
to be able to do that in real time and
everything else. So, uh, where'd you guys go for this?
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Just to a big open park. I'm rubbly cornered off
ire coned off about fifty feet by twenty five feet
roughly of space because it really seemed bigger. Okay, let's
call it fifty by forty. Yeah, because if it was
just unlimited Morgan, you could just run away, run.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Home, run around a tree.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
So yeah, I made a defined area and uh, you
know what, and Menace came out. He decided he wanted
to be a police dog so he could be a
fun character. And I'll have I'll have police dog minister
to theater for us.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
All right, here's a police dog Menace. Uh who I'm
police dog Menace. And every time this woman gets away
from me, she gets money and every time I get
close to her and I catch her, I'll get food.
I'll get my food back.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
I want my money. I got a dog.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I don't know what. I'm a dog.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
A bonus point, I said, menace. If you catch her
fast enough, I'll buy breakfast. All right, they take two
on the introna.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
And I'm a dog. This is the police.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Don't challenge every time this lady Morgan gets away for me.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Every second she urged money. And if I catch her,
I get food, which I'm really hungry. And I believe
I can catch her because she's really old, not and
and you know her nose and dynamics. My sower down.
You know what I'm saying. A good point, you feel me.
(21:10):
Let's get this food. What is this dog about? Is
this dog from the bayou?
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, Saturday. We should be clear to the audience.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
We've never seen's nose isn't wide, it's quite, it's beakish.
Speaker 9 (21:26):
It's long. Yeah, she should cut through the air, right,
it's like a plane. Nose should help me.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
To turn sidways. Let me get another log. Yes, it's
not even, it's not even. That's not even.
Speaker 12 (21:41):
Well, it's not reverse psychology. We've talked about being so
big now that you guys are.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Just you liar. That is the point of dere for dollars,
that she is putting all this money toward a nose job.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
Fine, I am all right.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
So all right, so we have a menace the police
dog after Morgan.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
I'm for every second she avoids him, she can get
from a one cent up to twenty dollars per second.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Well, and so do we spend before after?
Speaker 9 (22:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Okay, yeah, right now what she's.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Going for, it doesn't really matter. But either way, okay,
all right, go ahead and go ahead and give it
a spin, right stepping up to the I think the
suspense would come once we know the result. Oh really,
I see what you're saying. Okay, I think I think fine,
it's finey, all right, okay, okay, you got to spend
it the other way yet, Well, all right, here we.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Go, here we go, let's go girl.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Fair alright, this is per second per second, so big
cash of it. I'll get up to twenty four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's a dollar. I mean, who's earning a dollar per second? Right?
I know? So run away from geez oprah? Oh right,
all right.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Not bad, not bad.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Okay, come on baby, okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Four bucksay second?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Four bucks a second?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
By is that bad?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Up to four hundred and eighty dollars because there's a
two minute time cap on this okay, all right? So
uh so I gave her a three second head start
so she could get you know, some space between her
and police dog menace.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Right, yeah, and let's hear how it goes any predictions
because oh yeah, okay, I I think Menace walks mad slow,
and I've never seen him run. Yeah. Now is he
holding his phone?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
And is he on all fours?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And no, he has got hands free. Okay, so he's
not distracted by his phone.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Is he running like a dog?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh well, let me Oh, I should say this mess
should have menace war And I don't know where he
got these track cleats. No, they weren't cleats or shoes,
but they were running shoes, running shoes.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
But like the little tiny mini spikes.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they were they were off white Nike
running shoes.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Okay, they're really cute.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I think Morgan went the full two minutes.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I say ninety because by the way, to win, she
has to be tackled to the ground, to the ground.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh okay, so it might have been a challenge full
two minutes. And I'll tell you why. Just from a
endurance standpoint, from all the boxing and stuff that she's
been doing exactly. I mean, even without that, she would
have more endurance than Menace. I've seen Menace off after
one flight of stairs from the garage up here to
like where we coming to the building for the radio station,
and that's I mean, you know, there's something huffing and
(24:16):
puffing going on, and that's only peer pressure to take
the stairs normally, I don't know that's true. So just
from the endurance, like so and then and then even
if it does take a minute to catch her, then
he needs the energy to get her all the way
to the ground, right, which I don't think have a
problem with that. Yeah, but also because of her fight
training and everything else, Like I think the balancing got
you pretty good, right, yeah, Yeah, okay, So I'm gonna
(24:37):
say I'm gonna going with you, Greg, all right, nice.
I think he would not have a hard time tackling
her though, Oka.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, I think once he gets her, she's on the
ground a minute and a half.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Her knee I'll sit on you because here she sits. Yeah,
all right, let's let's see how it goes, right? What? Yeah? See?
And also that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help
(25:07):
the endurance either.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Guys, that was it ten seconds? You know what is second?
You gotta do the.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Ground and I mean she had three second head started.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Again? What happened?
Speaker 12 (25:24):
I've been dreading this segment since we did it.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Let's listen to the menace smack talk after tackling the
first Yeah we hear again?
Speaker 11 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Why not? Yeah? We have time. Let it play to what.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
You can hear my scream.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Barking actually help?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay, So what were the people? Were there any other
people around? Thank god?
Speaker 5 (25:55):
We did this in before like school showed up. This
is like practice soccer fields, like toddlers. The kids had
not gotten out of school yet.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Picture. How can I.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Start my excuses now?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (26:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (26:10):
So, first of all, I had just woken up from
a nap, so I wasn't proud. I hadn't stretched, I
hadn't done a little run beforehand. I had eaten a
lot that morning kind of so I'm kind of done.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Also, I was laying in bed.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
The night that we did it, so embarrassing trying to
go to sleep, and I couldn't because it's just replaying
in my head, like.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Why did I do so bad?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Wait, you just said that I get gassed out walking downstairs.
But then you're giving her a bunch of excuses. Who
goes boxing.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
The longer list? Let me get through that.
Speaker 12 (26:43):
And then also, so it's this big field, right, I
don't know. I panicked, right, So I just ran as
far as I could away from him. Once I got
to the end of the cone, I turned around and
faced him instead of like continuing. Yeah, so then I
tried to like juke him out.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
You could have put a move on like a wide receiver.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Does crowning pound.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
I couldn't, and.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
He ground and pound. He was reading, you know what
that is? Ground and pound? Clearly isn't that a UFC move? Yeah?
For sure.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
She doesn't want to be on the ground. Yeah, she
doesn't want to be on the ground. All right, Brown,
you're pounding someone on the ground ground.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah, we don't want that.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
You're right, you're right. You hear the ground and pound?
Speaker 11 (27:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:18):
Right on my end.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
So here is the menace catches her in ten seconds
and police dog manus. I forgot to say and here
his him his victory speech.
Speaker 9 (27:25):
All right, you know what, God news Clivers, We're not
last in my neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I will hold it down.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You know what I'm saying, Why did you catch you?
Speaker 9 (27:38):
So you know I didn't struck. I got here, We
got excuse.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
We got excuses. Now I hold it down from my
set out here. You know what I'm saying, shout out
to all the French recks. Well, what is that dog's days?
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Scooby do, Scooby doo, Glifford shout out, shout out to
daily you.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Know what time it is?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, yeah, he's breathing. Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
So now guys, it's not over here. I said, well
that was fast ten seconds. What could I do to
ten seconds? Four dollars a second?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Some menace? How much is that?
Speaker 12 (28:16):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Forty bucks? There you go? All right?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
I said, well I could really get menace in like
supreme breakfast if if we turned the tables.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh what if we see how fast Morgan can chase
and tackle mens? But did you stretch at this point? Yeah,
because once you were on the ground and then you realized,
because you realized your mistake, and like, oh you know what,
I didn't stretch, so now you should have stretched.
Speaker 9 (28:40):
She had no time. So by the way she.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
I were there, We were there fifteen minutes early. She
could have read to Doune jogging tracks. She could have stretched.
Of course, I'm want to say that Menace made the
full two minutes.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
So well, the question is more or less than ten seconds?
That's all he needs?
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Ten seconds? More?
Speaker 9 (28:56):
Like, well, I beat Menace?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Yeah, well she beat this time. No, no, no, it's
gonna take if she catches him at all, it's gonna
take way longer than ten Wait, totally is even more
gassed out. That's true.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, guys, considered, Menace is already you can hear out
of breath completely.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I'm still sticking with he outlasted Morgan more than more
than also not as easy to get Menace on the ground.
Like my, true, my, the vision of what was going
to happen in my head has been shattered. I know,
I don't know what to believe it exactly. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
You it's not about the stretching, it's not about the nap.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
It's the last thing you said that you ran straight
and you turn and you.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
Faced him instead of just running around.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
For the whole time all right, well, let's find uh
let's I didn't tell you that this is going to happen,
but I was like, hey, we need some more.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Material, folks. It was like right then and there men
is gadible.
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Ten seconds later.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I got faith in Menace. Now all right, all right,
let's see here we go, Morgan, extra bonus money. Just
think sorry peg hell?
Speaker 9 (29:57):
What o?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
What? What is that's your head? Start?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, she's gone out twelve seconds.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
I think you edited that clip.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Now, Menace, this plane, it's not there. It's so hot outside. Okay,
he brings.
Speaker 9 (30:35):
I think, yees yees.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
So I'm clearly on the ground.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
Yeah, notice how I'm not out of breath?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Name and I'm literally like, do I call the ambulance?
You take him? Hot as hell? I'm in a dog suit.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Yeah, you can take a breathing and someone who had
a heart issue recently?
Speaker 9 (30:58):
How long?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
So how long did take to get him on the
ground until she left to to being to tackling him?
Was twelve seconds?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
So all right, we got that right. So yeah, but
things get worse.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Oh no, all right, it.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Says it says what apple washes? Do I need him?
Oh my god? Okay, jus j I'm seriously gonna pass
(31:33):
off somebody. Number one.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
His heart rate was probably like one billion. But also
he fell to the ground.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
Yeah yeah, your phone thinks something's happening.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
But dude, I I jutes are pretty hard.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
That's what she called up to him about the same
amount of time. But he was He made the first tackle.
She did not make the first tackle.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Yeah, it took me longer to get him on the ground.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, here's a here's a little video clip that you
guys want to see, but.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, we'll post it alight. So yeah, dude, wow, you
dusted are Yeah, thank you nice.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
I didn't want the segment to on.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
With the real athlete.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
So we should fight, Yeah, we should fight, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
All right Morgan, Yeah, all right. We could get big gloves,
some foxy box and go. Yeah. You got to be
in the bikini though, too. You gotta be like you
gotta be like a lady UFC out there. That's half
a shirt. It's better than what the guys wear, which
is no shirt, true underwear, just yournies. Yeah all right,
(32:45):
so we owe what.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Forty bucks Morgan and free breakfast to menace the police dog.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Your free breakfast minute, Morgan, we'll post the video.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You can see it, but hey not so you know what,
here another forty bucks to the to the Nose job
funding the
Speaker 9 (33:03):
Yeah, I need to pay for more training with that
money sounds like
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Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!
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