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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was working in the radio in this street radio
in the past thirty years.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is our every day.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The people's industry are getting cut left and right, left
and left and left and right.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
They've never gone. You know what we should really add
position left. I wonder if today's the last app Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The Woody Show and we are into another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's a
pre Friday rip. Oh yeah, it's Thursday morning. It's June
the twenty sixth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I'm whatddy. That's Greg Gory. Hey, we got menace?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
What is up?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
There?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Is Gina grad Right, Sammy's here, Many Morgan's here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eight
seven and Sea Bass is here and he's gonna tell
us what's happening this week in audio.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Well, we got some uh, just pranking to start the
segment off here. You know I love a good just pranking. Yeah,
this is we call it just prankin because guys do
terrible prank are terrible things in public and then say, oh,
I was just pranking, and I hoping that gets them off. Well,
this guy is now because I really like it. Yeah,
this guy is now being sued for his prank. Okay,
this is a guy who went up to an in
and Out Burger restaurant and now they were closed on Easter.
(01:15):
They're very religious organization, but they don't get the crap
that chick Flay does for some reason, and he dressed
in the in and Out employee uniform. He then pretended
to take orders at the drive through, and then a
friend of his pretended to come up to him with
a complaint about cockroaches in the food. Here's how that
prank went. Okay, there was a cockroll for my back, bro,
a cockroach. Yeah, Like, what's just going on here? I'm
(01:39):
so sorry. We've had like a pretty bad cockroach frollom
this week. The inspector's coming tomorrow in and out for
the rest of the year. I'll getee you let me
just handle this.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, you gotta stop this order need I need to
meet just one second?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Man? Was the cockroach dead or alive?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
I hate it, bro, I hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's my stomach.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'll refund you man. Relaxed, bro, we've all aten the
cockroach before. It's chill.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
That was.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Wait, that is such bad act bad. Yeah, And that's
to me as someone who does a lot of things
out in public. I'm like, do I sound like that?
Oh God, I hope not. Bro. I need free in
and out for a year. Hook you up, just Frank.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And there were some dudes who looked way too old
to be doing this kind of stuff where they had
a like a remote control car and they drove it
up onto a golf course where these golfers had just
you know, chipped up onto the green. And the car
goes up there and starts pushing the golf balls around
on the green, and so and the old guys who
are sitting there playing kind of calm like walking up
(02:39):
and as they got pretty close, just took a club
and just starts Here come the guys running out for
the trees.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Dude, Bro and the guy they came in.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, like what, like, what do you expect when you
start messing with people? It's not the end of the world?
Still mess it? Is it important stuff? It's golf? No,
it's important, But like when you mess with people, he
didn't beat you with the clay, he smashed the the
RC car.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
If you are going to go into this arena. You
have to be willing to take the consequences. And because
like people will point out, hey, Johnny Knoxville jackass, they
had a bit where all they did was hide in
the bushes outside golf courses and blow air horns and
giggles around the room.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
But here's the thing, if you are the one being
pranked with these type of people, do not react at
all at anything. Just be dead pain because that's what
they want. They want to reaction.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
And the In and Out video, this in and Out prankster,
he didn't really piss off any of the passengers. He
did piss off in and Out thoughsuing him. I don't
have any diamond damages yet. But basically, when you pretend
to be the employee of the store and then defame
and say, hey, we have a dirty place, that's actual
damage to the.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Reputation ever since that happened, man, I mean in an
ounce or ghost.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Towns, hold on a minute, recover this week the dude
complain about the cockroach. He was real plan. Okay, so
those guys were both so you couldn't tell that. I'm
just clarifying what was that this weekend audio? Hey, guys,
liver king went to jail. Yeah that he looks like crap.
(04:16):
Who who's living the liver? Yeah, So for folks, let's
take you on the way back machine who I don't
know two three years ago where this guy who was
mega jacked is kind of like a little munchkin troll
bridge sort of d yeah, okay, and he was huge.
He he's and there's all his videos of him really
eating raw things like liver, and he like organ meats. Yeah,
he claims his ancestral lifestyles while he was so jacked,
(04:39):
and people around the internet said, such as Joe Rogan said, no,
that guy's on steroids. Yeah he said, no way dude. Yeah,
So who was right? Everybody? Yeah? Everybody else? It was leaked, Yeah,
all his emails getting steroids were leaked, and his whole
like fame went to I think there's a Netflix documentary
there is and he mentions Crusher in it for some reason. Okay, well, yeah,
he lives on the internet, so podcaster are the people
(05:00):
he relates to. Well, he went to jail because he
made videos where he wants to fight Joe Rogan like
this one. I'm coming to Austin tomorrow. Bro. All of us.
I'm driving there at about four o'clock and I'm going
to fight you, and I don't care where you are.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I'm just gonna wait.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Oh, I say, okay, So yeah, he says.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He posted a series of videos repeatedly suggesting he wanted
to fight Joe Rogan, though he never named him directly. Instead,
he referred to quote someone who rhymes with Rogan. Cops
took it seriously after he started traveling to Austin and
ranting about quote gifts for Rogan's comedy Mothership Club, which
he said was not a bomb but a quote present.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Ye have to say, not a bomb. That's a bad sign.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Joe Rogan had no prior contact with his dude, Liverking
dude already making new videos showing an ankle monitor and
claimed restraining order prevents him from coming within two hundred
yards of Joe Rogan.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Let's see. That's the thing is that he was arrested
after that video. He has been released. He now has
to do some kind of mental health care evaluation. Go
on to his Instagram right this second, and just a
few hours ago, he's posting new videos where he's ranting
and ravings.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, he claims he got ripped thanks to his primal
lifestyle and raw meat diet. He hates Joe Rogan because
Rogan called him out and was correct. That was actually
the eleven thousand dollars a month he was spending on
steroids in HGH. They got him ripped.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
So yeah, I mean, if you want to watch a
man go through a mental break in real time, check
out Liver King on Instagram. And but yeah, you know,
Joe Rogan has like Navy seals famously guarding him, and
he doesn't make this craps. He lightly, yeah, that doesn't,
but doesn't worry about it either. Well, yeah, exactly. He's like, yeah,
I take care of this guy this weekend audio wood
he I've got tazing video or tasing audio. Love it now,
(06:39):
you might not love it as much. So this is
taken from the point of view of somebody watching an arrest,
watching two officers take down this this young jew, young
kid in Jacksonville, and then this happens. You're saying, young
this young jew. Yeah, this this this feisty jew. Yuh,
(07:05):
he says the police. The young the unruly teen, let's say,
was fighting, fighting, fighting. The second officer pulls out the taser.
And hits the wrong guy. As you're here, he tasted
the police. Yeah, tas the police. Now, I mean, look
a tasering is still good. Yeah. I don't know who
(07:27):
this is? Corey Kent. Do you know who? This is?
A country person? Apparently Sammy. That's a country name for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Corey Kent is currently on John Parties Honky Tonk Hollywood Tour. Okay,
this is just like Corey Tent and Cassie Ashton.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You know who that is? Looks like a guy you'd like.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Okay, And Corey says that before each of the shows,
some of the crew get together and they play spin
the bottle and instead of a kiss, the loser gets tasted.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
My god, so probably means stunt guns.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He says he has been in the chest at least
six times on the tour so far, and no one
has invited so far John Party to partake in this
whole thing. But they say they're gonna ask him, and
they just say it's this Taser roulette is just something
they do about thirty seconds before they go on stage,
and they think it gives the fans a better concert
(08:19):
because they say it's so exhilarating.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
So I thought, like you know sometimes because we get.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
In and you know, it's really early, it's super dark
and early in the morning, and maybe we need to
wake up a little bit, and the coffee is just
like kind of not doing its job much anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
We become immune to it. So maybe we just like
somebody gets tased at the beginning of every show. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, that's what they're doing on the honky Tonk Hollywood Tour. Yeah,
we're gonna take a break. More Woodie Show and the
Weekend Audio coming up next.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Hang, I'm like, I've developed this new thing in my
head that if I go to the same place every day,
the employees at that place, we're gonna go, oh God,
he's here again.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You're so tortured, man, I am.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Right back into it. Steve has some more of the
week in audio. One more from the Law in Crime Division.
This is a Jefferson County, Texas that's a Gulf area
and Judge Raquel West she has a a person, a
defendant coming up to her in court and he is
not dressed properly for court, according to her. Let's see
(09:25):
if you guys agree.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Sammy Morris, what makes you think that was a good shirt?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
To wear to court this morning. That's all you can find.
That's all the only shirt you had in your closet.
World's best farder.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Court.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You need to dress appropriately to fell any court, and
that's not appropriate. World's best farther Ayeah, he's well, I
don't know what his felling it is, but he's he's
in for some kind of hearing and it's yeah, T
shirt and ripped Jean's world's best not far farther, but
farther farther. That's so funny. There was a T shirt
that somebody posted online.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
It's pretty funny and says employee of the Month at
the d sucking Factory three months in a row.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah, I see this too much around court? Is that
like pajama pants? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Bonnets? We all know why you're there.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh dude, I was just talking to a friend of mine.
She used to be the sales manager at the radio
station I used to work for. Now, she's like the
big mucky mug. She's what they call a market president.
She runs a group of radio stations in a pretty
big city. And she went out to the largest network
of car dealers in that particular area, and it was
a big pitch meeting because they spent These car dealers
(10:32):
spent a lot of money, right, and so they were
going to a big pitch MEETIA ask for a lot
of money to spend on their radio stations. And the
person the sales rep for this auto group, like from
the radio station, that showed up in sweatpants with her
hair pulled back in a scrunchy, like she just woke
up on a Saturday and was told about the meeting
(10:52):
five minutes ago. This is a meeting that was on
the books for a couple of months, like they knew
it was happening. They had all the you know, PowerPoint
sales decks, information.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Stuff all together.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
We're just talking about, like, you know how it's really
hard to find anybody who's professional or people have any
sense of what's appropriate and not appropriate for a moment.
I'm like the you know, uh employee the month of
the D Sucking Factory shirts our world's best fart.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Shirt, but not to court as much as the next guy.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, but I would know not to wear that the
court about playing Can I wear my my D sucking shirt?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Or hey, you know what, we're going to Disney today,
let's wear this.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
There was some girl.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
It was a quote influence or whatever that but she got,
she got. She was asked, not kicked out of Disney,
but said, hey, you can't wear a sports brat and
skin tight leggings and she, oh my God, made all
kinds of posts. It's in the news. Okay, I don't need.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
To see your your nips on, yeah, yeah, exactly, your
tea cups on the tea.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
This week in audio, this is a quest from Greg Gory.
It's from a band, Oh God, the Mantra of the Cosmos.
Now you may have heard of Mantra of the Cosmos
because it features Zach Starkey, who is the son of
Ringos star and he's teamed up now a special edition
with Sean Lennon, son of John Lennon, and James McCartney,
(12:16):
son of Paul McCartney. These three Beatles boys have got
a new song called rip Off here it is so wait,
(12:44):
is that like a mastered version or is something this record?
It's from their instagram. Okay, okay, So the talent doesn't
run in the Manada. I was just not mixed.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh yeah, the problem is not mixed, so you could
tell raw raw talent is there.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Oh yeah, just because it's innate.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Because you're the child of one of the four gods
of music, I understand.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Why is that bad? So what do you mean why
did you hear it? Well, it's not a finished while
I put it out then yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
But okay, so it's not finished. But there's when when
when you hear somebody's got legit musical talent, like the
music's strong and the vocals are still really good, Like
maybe it's you know, the vocals are a little too
hot over the music, or the music a little too
out of the vocals.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Did you hear the vocals like you hear everything?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I have a problem.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
It just sounds like a bunch of like middle school
kids that got together and like, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Here we're gonna record some I was looking at And
you have every resource available to you because you're the
kids of these legends, of these billion.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
And I hate to be a body shamer, but James McCartney,
you could tell he's Paul McCartney's son. But he looks
like he's crossed with that Lewis Capaldi. Guy, Oh, he
was unfortunate about Yeah, pounds too much. They are interchangeable.
I just looked him up in the face like the
eyes and nose. Yeah, but otherwise unfortunate this week and
audio speaking of unfortunate, man, what is Will Smith doing?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
I don't know, dude, Like so Will Smith, and he's
trying to make another company, Yeah that it was going
to put out music.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
It's got a new song called I Like Pretty Girls.
And it was interesting, he went. He tried to make
it like go like, you know, spontaneously viral. He showed
up in London with I guess rita Aura Yeah, and
then he sang along to his rap song, his new
rap song. He wants it to be the song of
the summer again. By the way, Will Smith is like
fifty six years old at this point, and here he
(14:49):
is hyping up the crowd of to this new tune.
I like pretty Girls, Okay girls, I like pretty Girl.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Why I'll take mantra of the cosmos all day. That yelling.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Ladies and gentlemen, all right now.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
You all live? Rap is terrible, Yes, but that's extra terrible.
It sounds creepy as an old man talking about Yeah,
and you like pretty girl? Explain Jada. Then the human
butt plug is you know, she has Alopecia Woodie and
(15:35):
and and arresting bitch Face too. It is a rotten personality.
It's all ugly, it's rouse, but he's out here trying guys.
This Weekend Audio, we got a new singer. This is
the crossover that Greg Gloria Mentz always wanted. This is
from America's Got Talent, Greg's favorite summertime show I'm listening
and one of MENACE's favorite shows. Already know this is.
Here's a new singer introducing himself to Simon Cowell. Your
(15:57):
name is My name is Thomson All. Yes, like I
could have met us explained to you why Tom Sanderval
is on America's Got Talent. But I'll have Tom Sandoval
explain his his recent issues.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
A couple of years ago that was involved in a
scandal and I was labeled as the most hated man.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
In America by New York Times.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I mean it was really, really rough, and I was
in a very very dark place. I felt as though
I had nothing in my life and this band was
the only thing that kept me going.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Okay, so I know the name thanks, I know there
was a scandal. That's where the knowledge ends could not
tell you right, I could not tell you. Is he
an actor?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
He's from reality? Why does anybody care about this person
a waiter or a bartender?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Then?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah, no, he is a bar owner. Thank you. He
started as a bartender. You're not wrong, thank you.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Okay, he's currently he's on a g T because he
has a band, which I guess is like a bar
band party band.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, it's a cover ban the most extras. And here
he is doing a take on me.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Okay, I was going to hit that note and say
in a day.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Or two, okay, pretty good? All right, he's already all
the Beatles kids. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
After I saw this clip, I'm like, oh, we should
reach out for show party.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I mean that is that bar band sort of party man,
it's all like awful, it's all good covers. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I doesn't want to be involved with anybody from any
of those kinds of shows.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
But Tom Sandal and what aren't you getting It's I'm
sure he's going to do a Bravo after party. He's currently, well,
he's not.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
He's got some September dates for a various bars and
grills set up in the Pennsylvania, Maryland area.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Hell yeah, you made it. And just In time.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Let's wrap up this week in audio. Got Eddie, what
do you show? Original game? If you hear this on
any other station, they are copying us. What's that sound?
What's that sound? Trademark? Trademark copyrights. That's right, we were
the first show ever to do it. Ever, this is
from a menace, so he knows the answer. But the
rest of the rest of the room, what's this sound?
What is this sound? All right, let's get rid of
the music here at some game. Really concentrate. All right,
(18:37):
here we go. What is this sound? Menace?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
After getting up from tying his shoe. It's a good
guess me getting up out of the chair, air.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
On shoes, cay porn is on the table, It's possible. Yeah,
what is that? Sounds like driving or someone pushing out
a poop, a guy trying gross food. Man, as you
want to tell them, that would be a French bulldog. Okay,
they got was a beast. This is from like a groomer,
(19:24):
a groomers, dude, They got the French bull dog in
the little like grooming. Yeah, it's waiting to get its
shampoo or whatever.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
And the groomers paying attention to another dog, which French
bulldogs hate because it's all about them, and the dog
is trying to get the groomers attention and that's what
it's doing.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
That sounds like a healthier thing, right, Yeah, that's insane. Wow,
it's real this week and audio speaking of dogs and
the summer. This is from inside edition. Are very good
friends there or a woman saw or sorry seen a dog,
seen it in a very hot car, and that went
(20:06):
to help. But there was a twist.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
A woman sees something in the parking lot on a
blazing hot day. Okay, there's a dog inside that pickup truck.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
The dog was up clearly at that point and distressed,
panting really heavily.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Suzanne called nine to one one, but she says she
couldn't wait for police to arrive. She went to open
the door of the pickup truck, and to her surprise,
it was unlocked. Suzanne gave the dog water from her
water bottle. Ten minutes later, an officer showed up, What
right you think you had to open someone's door.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
I really told you, I don't think that I had
it right.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But all I said was that if there's a dog
and a ninety degree on a ninety degree day, lapped
in the car, panting, I'm going to give it water.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
You have no right to do this.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
It turns out under North Carolina state law, only first
responders are allowed to enter her car if.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
They can't locate the owner. What Yeah, I thought you
were allowed to bash the one's windows. Nice apparently by state. Yeah,
it's different. It would take forever to get someone there
in time. Well, she said that because the cop showed
up because she had called. But she apparently thought it
was taking too long, and that's why she opened just
opened the door, didn't bash anything in did It's the
only thing the dog water. They better not have given
(21:17):
her a ticket or anything. I don't believe she did.
And the guy is looking at animal cruelty charges.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Good.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
However, to get the dressing down, it was surprising.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Yeah, the demeanor towards her is like hey, shit has
been like, hey man, you're actually not.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Thought. She admitted, I don't think I have the right,
but I did it didn't ask geese. That being said,
I'm sure there are cases where somebody because especially with
electric cars, there's dog modes especially Yeah, you know, elon
Musk is designed to help save our little dog goes
where the dogs in the car and the AC's on,
and I love when they put those signs in the window,
like don't disturb my dog. He's chilling with the air conditioner,
(21:54):
listening to Motley Crew. So yeah, do be careful before
you go smashing windows because sometimes it's totally fine.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
But you know how that's still can't believe that's a dog.
I know, I'm still thinking about that. It's a dog
that's talk about it's like a possessive demon fire.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Definitely sound like that after like a wild night, like
hanging over, more shows.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Next, hang Up, coming up next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something
like
Speaker 1 (22:34):
A Woody Show Back in the bed,
I was working in the radio in this street radio
in the past thirty years.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is our every day.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The people's industry are getting cut left and right, left
and left and left and right.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
They've never gone. You know what we should really add
position left. I wonder if today's the last app Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The Woody Show and we are into another new hour
in sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's a
pre Friday rip. Oh yeah, it's Thursday morning. It's June
the twenty sixth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I'm whatddy. That's Greg Gory. Hey, we got menace?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
What is up?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
There?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Is Gina grad Right, Sammy's here, Many Morgan's here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eight
seven and Sea Bass is here and he's gonna tell
us what's happening this week in audio.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Well, we got some uh, just pranking to start the
segment off here. You know I love a good just pranking. Yeah,
this is we call it just prankin because guys do
terrible prank are terrible things in public and then say, oh,
I was just pranking, and I hoping that gets them off. Well,
this guy is now because I really like it. Yeah,
this guy is now being sued for his prank. Okay,
this is a guy who went up to an in
and Out Burger restaurant and now they were closed on Easter.
(01:15):
They're very religious organization, but they don't get the crap
that chick Flay does for some reason, and he dressed
in the in and Out employee uniform. He then pretended
to take orders at the drive through, and then a
friend of his pretended to come up to him with
a complaint about cockroaches in the food. Here's how that
prank went. Okay, there was a cockroll for my back, bro,
a cockroach. Yeah, Like, what's just going on here? I'm
(01:39):
so sorry. We've had like a pretty bad cockroach frollom
this week. The inspector's coming tomorrow in and out for
the rest of the year. I'll getee you let me
just handle this.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, you gotta stop this order need I need to
meet just one second?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Man? Was the cockroach dead or alive?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
I hate it, bro, I hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's my stomach.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'll refund you man. Relaxed, bro, we've all aten the
cockroach before. It's chill.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
That was.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Wait, that is such bad act bad. Yeah, And that's
to me as someone who does a lot of things
out in public. I'm like, do I sound like that?
Oh God, I hope not. Bro. I need free in
and out for a year. Hook you up, just Frank.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And there were some dudes who looked way too old
to be doing this kind of stuff where they had
a like a remote control car and they drove it
up onto a golf course where these golfers had just
you know, chipped up onto the green. And the car
goes up there and starts pushing the golf balls around
on the green, and so and the old guys who
are sitting there playing kind of calm like walking up
(02:39):
and as they got pretty close, just took a club
and just starts Here come the guys running out for
the trees.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Dude, Bro and the guy they came in.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, like what, like, what do you expect when you
start messing with people? It's not the end of the world?
Still mess it? Is it important stuff? It's golf? No,
it's important, But like when you mess with people, he
didn't beat you with the clay, he smashed the the
RC car.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
If you are going to go into this arena. You
have to be willing to take the consequences. And because
like people will point out, hey, Johnny Knoxville jackass, they
had a bit where all they did was hide in
the bushes outside golf courses and blow air horns and
giggles around the room.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
But here's the thing, if you are the one being
pranked with these type of people, do not react at
all at anything. Just be dead pain because that's what
they want. They want to reaction.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
And the In and Out video, this in and Out prankster,
he didn't really piss off any of the passengers. He
did piss off in and Out thoughsuing him. I don't
have any diamond damages yet. But basically, when you pretend
to be the employee of the store and then defame
and say, hey, we have a dirty place, that's actual
damage to the.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Reputation ever since that happened, man, I mean in an
ounce or ghost.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Towns, hold on a minute, recover this week the dude
complain about the cockroach. He was real plan. Okay, so
those guys were both so you couldn't tell that. I'm
just clarifying what was that this weekend audio? Hey, guys,
liver king went to jail. Yeah that he looks like crap.
(04:16):
Who who's living the liver? Yeah, So for folks, let's
take you on the way back machine who I don't
know two three years ago where this guy who was
mega jacked is kind of like a little munchkin troll
bridge sort of d yeah, okay, and he was huge.
He he's and there's all his videos of him really
eating raw things like liver, and he like organ meats. Yeah,
he claims his ancestral lifestyles while he was so jacked,
(04:39):
and people around the internet said, such as Joe Rogan said, no,
that guy's on steroids. Yeah he said, no way dude. Yeah,
So who was right? Everybody? Yeah? Everybody else? It was leaked, Yeah,
all his emails getting steroids were leaked, and his whole
like fame went to I think there's a Netflix documentary
there is and he mentions Crusher in it for some reason. Okay, well, yeah,
he lives on the internet, so podcaster are the people
(05:00):
he relates to. Well, he went to jail because he
made videos where he wants to fight Joe Rogan like
this one. I'm coming to Austin tomorrow. Bro. All of us.
I'm driving there at about four o'clock and I'm going
to fight you, and I don't care where you are.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I'm just gonna wait.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Oh, I say, okay, So yeah, he says.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He posted a series of videos repeatedly suggesting he wanted
to fight Joe Rogan, though he never named him directly. Instead,
he referred to quote someone who rhymes with Rogan. Cops
took it seriously after he started traveling to Austin and
ranting about quote gifts for Rogan's comedy Mothership Club, which
he said was not a bomb but a quote present.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Ye have to say, not a bomb. That's a bad sign.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Joe Rogan had no prior contact with his dude, Liverking
dude already making new videos showing an ankle monitor and
claimed restraining order prevents him from coming within two hundred
yards of Joe Rogan.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Let's see. That's the thing is that he was arrested
after that video. He has been released. He now has
to do some kind of mental health care evaluation. Go
on to his Instagram right this second, and just a
few hours ago, he's posting new videos where he's ranting
and ravings.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, he claims he got ripped thanks to his primal
lifestyle and raw meat diet. He hates Joe Rogan because
Rogan called him out and was correct. That was actually
the eleven thousand dollars a month he was spending on
steroids in HGH. They got him ripped.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
So yeah, I mean, if you want to watch a
man go through a mental break in real time, check
out Liver King on Instagram. And but yeah, you know,
Joe Rogan has like Navy seals famously guarding him, and
he doesn't make this craps. He lightly, yeah, that doesn't,
but doesn't worry about it either. Well, yeah, exactly. He's like, yeah,
I take care of this guy this weekend audio wood
he I've got tazing video or tasing audio. Love it now,
(06:39):
you might not love it as much. So this is
taken from the point of view of somebody watching an arrest,
watching two officers take down this this young jew, young
kid in Jacksonville, and then this happens. You're saying, young
this young jew. Yeah, this this this feisty jew. Yuh,
(07:05):
he says the police. The young the unruly teen, let's say,
was fighting, fighting, fighting. The second officer pulls out the taser.
And hits the wrong guy. As you're here, he tasted
the police. Yeah, tas the police. Now, I mean, look
a tasering is still good. Yeah. I don't know who
(07:27):
this is? Corey Kent. Do you know who? This is?
A country person? Apparently Sammy. That's a country name for sure.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Corey Kent is currently on John Parties Honky Tonk Hollywood Tour. Okay,
this is just like Corey Tent and Cassie Ashton.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You know who that is? Looks like a guy you'd like.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Okay, And Corey says that before each of the shows,
some of the crew get together and they play spin
the bottle and instead of a kiss, the loser gets tasted.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
My god, so probably means stunt guns.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
He says he has been in the chest at least
six times on the tour so far, and no one
has invited so far John Party to partake in this
whole thing. But they say they're gonna ask him, and
they just say it's this Taser roulette is just something
they do about thirty seconds before they go on stage,
and they think it gives the fans a better concert
(08:19):
because they say it's so exhilarating.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
So I thought, like you know sometimes because we get.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
In and you know, it's really early, it's super dark
and early in the morning, and maybe we need to
wake up a little bit, and the coffee is just
like kind of not doing its job much anymore.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
We become immune to it. So maybe we just like
somebody gets tased at the beginning of every show. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, that's what they're doing on the honky Tonk Hollywood Tour. Yeah,
we're gonna take a break. More Woodie Show and the
Weekend Audio coming up next.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Hang, I'm like, I've developed this new thing in my
head that if I go to the same place every day,
the employees at that place, we're gonna go, oh God,
he's here again.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
You're so tortured, man, I am.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Right back into it. Steve has some more of the
week in audio. One more from the Law in Crime Division.
This is a Jefferson County, Texas that's a Gulf area
and Judge Raquel West she has a a person, a
defendant coming up to her in court and he is
not dressed properly for court, according to her. Let's see
(09:25):
if you guys agree.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Sammy Morris, what makes you think that was a good shirt?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
To wear to court this morning. That's all you can find.
That's all the only shirt you had in your closet.
World's best farder.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Court.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You need to dress appropriately to fell any court, and
that's not appropriate. World's best farther Ayeah, he's well, I
don't know what his felling it is, but he's he's
in for some kind of hearing and it's yeah, T
shirt and ripped Jean's world's best not far farther, but
farther farther. That's so funny. There was a T shirt
that somebody posted online.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
It's pretty funny and says employee of the Month at
the d sucking Factory three months in a row.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah, I see this too much around court? Is that
like pajama pants? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Bonnets? We all know why you're there.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Oh dude, I was just talking to a friend of mine.
She used to be the sales manager at the radio
station I used to work for. Now, she's like the
big mucky mug. She's what they call a market president.
She runs a group of radio stations in a pretty
big city. And she went out to the largest network
of car dealers in that particular area, and it was
a big pitch meeting because they spent These car dealers
(10:32):
spent a lot of money, right, and so they were
going to a big pitch MEETIA ask for a lot
of money to spend on their radio stations. And the
person the sales rep for this auto group, like from
the radio station, that showed up in sweatpants with her
hair pulled back in a scrunchy, like she just woke
up on a Saturday and was told about the meeting
(10:52):
five minutes ago. This is a meeting that was on
the books for a couple of months, like they knew
it was happening. They had all the you know, PowerPoint
sales decks, information.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Stuff all together.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
We're just talking about, like, you know how it's really
hard to find anybody who's professional or people have any
sense of what's appropriate and not appropriate for a moment.
I'm like the you know, uh employee the month of
the D Sucking Factory shirts our world's best fart.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Shirt, but not to court as much as the next guy.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, but I would know not to wear that the
court about playing Can I wear my my D sucking shirt?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Or hey, you know what, we're going to Disney today,
let's wear this.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
There was some girl.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
It was a quote influence or whatever that but she got,
she got. She was asked, not kicked out of Disney,
but said, hey, you can't wear a sports brat and
skin tight leggings and she, oh my God, made all
kinds of posts. It's in the news. Okay, I don't need.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
To see your your nips on, yeah, yeah, exactly, your
tea cups on the tea.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
This week in audio, this is a quest from Greg Gory.
It's from a band, Oh God, the Mantra of the Cosmos.
Now you may have heard of Mantra of the Cosmos
because it features Zach Starkey, who is the son of
Ringos star and he's teamed up now a special edition
with Sean Lennon, son of John Lennon, and James McCartney,
(12:16):
son of Paul McCartney. These three Beatles boys have got
a new song called rip Off here it is so wait,
(12:44):
is that like a mastered version or is something this record?
It's from their instagram. Okay, okay, So the talent doesn't
run in the Manada. I was just not mixed.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh yeah, the problem is not mixed, so you could
tell raw raw talent is there.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Oh yeah, just because it's innate.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Because you're the child of one of the four gods
of music, I understand.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Why is that bad? So what do you mean why
did you hear it? Well, it's not a finished while
I put it out then yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
But okay, so it's not finished. But there's when when
when you hear somebody's got legit musical talent, like the
music's strong and the vocals are still really good, Like
maybe it's you know, the vocals are a little too
hot over the music, or the music a little too
out of the vocals.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Did you hear the vocals like you hear everything?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I have a problem.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
It just sounds like a bunch of like middle school
kids that got together and like, oh.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Here we're gonna record some I was looking at And
you have every resource available to you because you're the
kids of these legends, of these billion.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
And I hate to be a body shamer, but James McCartney,
you could tell he's Paul McCartney's son. But he looks
like he's crossed with that Lewis Capaldi. Guy, Oh, he
was unfortunate about Yeah, pounds too much. They are interchangeable.
I just looked him up in the face like the
eyes and nose. Yeah, but otherwise unfortunate this week and
audio speaking of unfortunate, man, what is Will Smith doing?
Speaker 7 (14:22):
I don't know, dude, Like so Will Smith, and he's
trying to make another company, Yeah that it was going
to put out music.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
It's got a new song called I Like Pretty Girls.
And it was interesting, he went. He tried to make
it like go like, you know, spontaneously viral. He showed
up in London with I guess rita Aura Yeah, and
then he sang along to his rap song, his new
rap song. He wants it to be the song of
the summer again. By the way, Will Smith is like
fifty six years old at this point, and here he
(14:49):
is hyping up the crowd of to this new tune.
I like pretty Girls, Okay girls, I like pretty Girl.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Why I'll take mantra of the cosmos all day. That yelling.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Ladies and gentlemen, all right now.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
You all live? Rap is terrible, Yes, but that's extra terrible.
It sounds creepy as an old man talking about Yeah,
and you like pretty girl? Explain Jada. Then the human
butt plug is you know, she has Alopecia Woodie and
(15:35):
and and arresting bitch Face too. It is a rotten personality.
It's all ugly, it's rouse, but he's out here trying guys.
This Weekend Audio, we got a new singer. This is
the crossover that Greg Gloria Mentz always wanted. This is
from America's Got Talent, Greg's favorite summertime show I'm listening
and one of MENACE's favorite shows. Already know this is.
Here's a new singer introducing himself to Simon Cowell. Your
(15:57):
name is My name is Thomson All. Yes, like I
could have met us explained to you why Tom Sanderval
is on America's Got Talent. But I'll have Tom Sandoval
explain his his recent issues.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
A couple of years ago that was involved in a
scandal and I was labeled as the most hated man.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
In America by New York Times.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I mean it was really, really rough, and I was
in a very very dark place. I felt as though
I had nothing in my life and this band was
the only thing that kept me going.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Okay, so I know the name thanks, I know there
was a scandal. That's where the knowledge ends could not
tell you right, I could not tell you. Is he
an actor?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
He's from reality? Why does anybody care about this person
a waiter or a bartender?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Then?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah, no, he is a bar owner. Thank you. He
started as a bartender. You're not wrong, thank you.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Okay, he's currently he's on a g T because he
has a band, which I guess is like a bar
band party band.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, it's a cover ban the most extras. And here
he is doing a take on me.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Okay, I was going to hit that note and say
in a day.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Or two, okay, pretty good? All right, he's already all
the Beatles kids. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
After I saw this clip, I'm like, oh, we should
reach out for show party.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I mean that is that bar band sort of party man,
it's all like awful, it's all good covers. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I doesn't want to be involved with anybody from any
of those kinds of shows.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
But Tom Sandal and what aren't you getting It's I'm
sure he's going to do a Bravo after party. He's currently, well,
he's not.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
He's got some September dates for a various bars and
grills set up in the Pennsylvania, Maryland area.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Hell yeah, you made it. And just In time.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Let's wrap up this week in audio. Got Eddie, what
do you show? Original game? If you hear this on
any other station, they are copying us. What's that sound?
What's that sound? Trademark? Trademark copyrights. That's right, we were
the first show ever to do it. Ever, this is
from a menace, so he knows the answer. But the
rest of the rest of the room, what's this sound?
What is this sound? All right, let's get rid of
the music here at some game. Really concentrate. All right,
(18:37):
here we go. What is this sound? Menace?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
After getting up from tying his shoe. It's a good
guess me getting up out of the chair, air.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
On shoes, cay porn is on the table, It's possible. Yeah,
what is that? Sounds like driving or someone pushing out
a poop, a guy trying gross food. Man, as you
want to tell them, that would be a French bulldog. Okay,
they got was a beast. This is from like a groomer,
(19:24):
a groomers, dude, They got the French bull dog in
the little like grooming. Yeah, it's waiting to get its
shampoo or whatever.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
And the groomers paying attention to another dog, which French
bulldogs hate because it's all about them, and the dog
is trying to get the groomers attention and that's what
it's doing.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
That sounds like a healthier thing, right, Yeah, that's insane. Wow,
it's real this week and audio speaking of dogs and
the summer. This is from inside edition. Are very good
friends there or a woman saw or sorry seen a dog,
seen it in a very hot car, and that went
(20:06):
to help. But there was a twist.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
A woman sees something in the parking lot on a
blazing hot day. Okay, there's a dog inside that pickup truck.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
The dog was up clearly at that point and distressed,
panting really heavily.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Suzanne called nine to one one, but she says she
couldn't wait for police to arrive. She went to open
the door of the pickup truck, and to her surprise,
it was unlocked. Suzanne gave the dog water from her
water bottle. Ten minutes later, an officer showed up, What
right you think you had to open someone's door.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
I really told you, I don't think that I had
it right.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But all I said was that if there's a dog
and a ninety degree on a ninety degree day, lapped
in the car, panting, I'm going to give it water.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
You have no right to do this.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
It turns out under North Carolina state law, only first
responders are allowed to enter her car if.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
They can't locate the owner. What Yeah, I thought you
were allowed to bash the one's windows. Nice apparently by state. Yeah,
it's different. It would take forever to get someone there
in time. Well, she said that because the cop showed
up because she had called. But she apparently thought it
was taking too long, and that's why she opened just
opened the door, didn't bash anything in did It's the
only thing the dog water. They better not have given
(21:17):
her a ticket or anything. I don't believe she did.
And the guy is looking at animal cruelty charges.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Good.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
However, to get the dressing down, it was surprising.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Yeah, the demeanor towards her is like hey, shit has
been like, hey man, you're actually not.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Thought. She admitted, I don't think I have the right,
but I did it didn't ask geese. That being said,
I'm sure there are cases where somebody because especially with
electric cars, there's dog modes especially Yeah, you know, elon
Musk is designed to help save our little dog goes
where the dogs in the car and the AC's on,
and I love when they put those signs in the window,
like don't disturb my dog. He's chilling with the air conditioner,
(21:54):
listening to Motley Crew. So yeah, do be careful before
you go smashing windows because sometimes it's totally fine.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
But you know how that's still can't believe that's a dog.
I know, I'm still thinking about that. It's a dog
that's talk about it's like a possessive demon fire.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Definitely sound like that after like a wild night, like
hanging over, more shows.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Next, hang Up, coming up next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something
like
Speaker 1 (22:34):
A Woody Show Back in the bed,
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