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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Friday.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
It is June the twenty seventh, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
We are the Woody Show. Thank you for being here.
I go to some of your valuable time this morning.
What of that's great gory? Good morning, Lesina Sea Bass.
We got Sammy Morgan, our associate producer Von, our video
producer Bort, and Menji holding things down the Woody Show
production department. We are not here live today, little summer break,
letting into the fourth of July holiday.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yes, nice, but we got some.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Good stuff lined up for you. And you know what
we say. If you haven't heard it, it's it's study you.
And that said, we'd still like to hear your thoughts
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Speaker 2 (01:48):
Right yeah, coming up for you today, who has more
followers than the Woody Show. That's always humbling.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Talk of social media, also a question what's the pettiest
thing you've done?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
How?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Tom Petty? Have you gone? Fail stories? Because you know
Friday d YQ, that and more here today on the
Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
A couple of things for different people here in the room. Now,
we know that Sammy's had issues with her eyes, Yes,
and particularly like the one eye and the like. There
was maybe that surgery that you would have to have.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah, I have a lazy eye that I had when
I was a kid. So I had to wear a
patch over my good eye to strengthen my lazy eye,
which worked. But as I get older, it's happening again,
and so surgery is the only way to fix it
when you get older.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Now, did you ever, uh, did you ever wear contacts?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, so you will? Well, yeah, because you don't wear
the glasses all the time, right, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I haven't worn glasses all the time until working here.
For some reason, my eyes really hurt when I'm here,
so I have to wear my glasses inside.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And how long did you wear the patch?
Speaker 8 (02:48):
I wore the patch for two years, second and third year.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Yeah, it was not a pirate patch, just like a
band aid, which was so wet because I wanted the
kneon colored ones like Annie who was in my grade,
and my mom going to mind them, and it was
stupid flesh colored.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Wow, I thought it was like all the dazzled and stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Well, there was a thirty three year old woman who
went to the hospital in China and she had a
condition called hemifacial atrophy. Right, so uh, they had surgery
to improve her facial symmetry. And while they were doing that,
doctors found five contact lenses stuck behind her left eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Wow, I mean that's where the came from? Right? How disgusting? Disgusting?
Like how do you not know?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Like how did you like, how did you lose one
and not go oh wait, there's where did it go?
It's not in my eye because then a second, a third,
or fourth a fifth.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I don't get that either, but it must she must
do daily use contacts, which means you throw them out
after every single day.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Well, you're supposed to, but sometimes people leave them in
and then they sleep with them on and then the right.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Like the one the contacts that I wear last for
like a month is how long you wear them before
getting rid of them. So you're saving them every single time.
You would know if you lost one. But if every
single day you're taking them out.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Anyways, maybe she.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Just like I don't know, forgot like me in them.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I think she just stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
She just don't daily wear ones are paper thin. They
sucked terrible. You can blink them right out.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
She'd been wearing contact lenses for years, had lost several recently,
not realizing there was trap behind her eye. That's that's
pretty stupid. Here you go, see mass If there's less
grass growing on your busy street up top, there's nothing
to do with me. There's a new treatment in the works.
It might be a game changer. It's a new pill.
It's being tested to help with male pattern baldness.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
This is good news for those guys out there.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Unlike other treatments, this one doesn't mess with your hormones
or The results show it might help hair grow back
in just two months. The company behind it, it's looking
for about four hundred and eighty men. All right, you're
a man aged eighteen to sixty five, you fit in there.
But the other parts of you.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Join the study.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
You just need to visit the clinic thirteen times over
about thirteen months. You'll get paid for your time. Now,
some people will get the real pill, the other people
will get that placebo to see how effective it is
versus you know, positive thinking. But if you're interested, Sea Bass,
you can check out PHL study dot com. It's PHL
study dot com. Uh and the company is planning to
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test a pill for women later on this year too,
so for you balding ladies.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, you can you can check that out. Propsia. I
saw some video.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
There's some video on on social media that were showing like, hey,
this is what it is when you go to I
think it was Turkey and all these dudes are walking around, yeah,
and on the airplane or just that restaurants and stuff.
They have a big bang along the back of the
head because they go there for the hair transplant.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Ye Turkey. Oh is that what it is?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
What's going on in Turkey? That is like that they
just do it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
A friend who's been to Turkey, probably fifteen times for
plastic surgery. Really, yeah, just a gay gentleman. I'm sure
they really. It did go well. The follow up did
not go well to one of them.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But he's not he's not gay. No, it's not a man. Oh,
it's not a man. It's a heterosexual woman.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, that would kind of freak me out, like, yeah,
you're traveling somewhere. Yeah, I mean because I mean, I
guess for a hair transfer, not that big deal, but
for some of that plastic surgery, it's pretty invasive.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Yeah, surgery.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Can we interview this person fifteen times? Yeah? Maybe ten?
Let's say I would like what kind of stuff boobs?
Some boobs?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Tell me t uh what else? Nothing on the face
I think knows jobs. But that was a long time ago.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Is it way cheaper?
Speaker 10 (06:47):
There?
Speaker 11 (06:47):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Why that is from there?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
She's still she lives here, but she goes there to
do the surgery and we'll stay there in the hospital
and it's much cheaper.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
It's funny you see in the video that I saw
all these dudes walking around because they all have the
same stupid hair transplants on the back.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
Yeah, that's like the Dominican Republic with the BBLS like
a whole. I'll go to the Turkey for I go
to the Dominican. I'm sorry, no offense to Dominicos. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Now, if they can figure out the balding thing, if
they can really figure out because like people will do
the oils and they'll do the rogain stuff, they'll do
the hair transplants.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Pills and by the way, women avoid the pills because
like some of those pills are very bad for pregnant women.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Oh okay, it sounds like you've read up on some
of this balding stuff. We've heard about it, specifically what
they called finaster.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
Women should not say it's terrible. What is it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh okay, wow, you really sold that stuff. It's got
a brand I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
And whoever can come up with something that will uh no,
that will like repigment your hair, you know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Like so.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, yeah, the facial hair, hair on your head. Uh
you know, they can come up something like that. That
person will make a trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
My fantasy is when you get a haircut and you
think your hair looks perfect, you take a pill and boom.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, like free that's what Greg's been saying.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Growing teeth in Japan.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
All right, so we need the balding thing. We need
the perfect haircut, perfect haircut, the hair color to restore
your original hair color. Don't forget wiener Anders. Yes, yeah,
like like a legit, like like proven. Yeah, like none
of this like stuff about face surgery. Yeah, exactly works
for some people. What pumps ladies need?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh wait that the money everything.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
How many times, like how many days of the minutes
in a day that women spend looking at their face
compared to men, It has to be ten times easily.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Well, yeah, because it's putting on makeup and everything like that.
Speaker 12 (08:52):
You have to exactly, but you don't have to.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
You choose to.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I think the only time I really see myself in
the mirrors, like I have for get down of the shower,
Like I brush my hair and then that's where I
had on. Yeah, I don't even know why I bother
brushing my Oh.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
You don't even have to blow dry your hair anything. God,
showering is it's an hour because you have to shower
and then you have to blow draw your hair and
do all the summer.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Also your butt cracks so dirty from.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
The time, from the time, I'm like, close off in
the shower, out and close back on.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I can do it in twelve minutes. Oh that's hot. Yeah,
by twelve twelve minutes ten. Yeah. But I'm not rushing.
I'm not trying to make it a pit stop. I'm
s curiating.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
No, I'm not even luxuria, and there's no time for that.
But I'm saying just going there. There's no boom boom,
it's done.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Yeah, you have to shave, you have to do anybody
in the shower.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You know, eight seven seven four. Apparently he doesn't even
pee in the shower. He sent us a text not disgusting.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
You're lying text, yeah, because that's what I would choose
to lie about. We are into another new hour insensitivity training,
free politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Thank you for being here and give it us some
of your time today. Greg you menace Hi, there's Gina grad.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Hi Sea basking warning, it's you. Hello, there's Sammy. Morgan
has taken to calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
that's age seven seven forty for footing, so to say,
text over to two two nine eight seven and uh yeah,
So We've talked about pettiness a number of times.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I I do enjoy like a really good petty story.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Yeah, like us, Yeah, people do.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Like we we.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Talked about like the pettiest way you got revenge on
an X, But then I forget what came up. We
were talking about something and just kind of made a
note like, what's the pettiest thing you've done. We haven't
done a last man standing in a while. So if
you've done something very petty that you'd like to share
with now, you could be anonymous. You know, all got
to give us your name because maybe like you really
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took a lot of satisfaction in it, but you're just
not necessarily proud of it. Real it was, but you
were so tom petty. Yeah, so you'll call in with
your story about what you did that was so petty.
We'll take another call. We'll decide which one is the
better story. That person moves on until we wrap up
the segment based on how much time we need. But
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then that person who's left standing at the end with
the best petty story will win a prize of some time.
I'm sure that what what prize we have that we
can give you, We've got a ton of stuff though,
different stuff.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I just don't have the list in front of me.
But yeah, life changing.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
But so we'll do that in the next segment. So
be thinking about, like, what's something you did that was
just super petty that you can call in and share
for a chance to win a prize. But the Sea
Bass was saying that he did something. Now Sea Bass
is very petty.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
But this is I don't to be fair, Mine is
not not Tom Petty, not Richard Petty.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
It's Kyle Petty.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's it's it's so tiny and so petty, but it's
the tiniest but I do it all the time. Yeah,
So I just I have just moved recently, so I
was transferring over my internet service and I'm on I'm
doing it via chat, which I know you hate medas.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, it takes you nowhere.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
They just end up telling you they talked to you
for like fifteen minutes and then they tell you to
call the phone number.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
But luckily, luckily, I was able to get it done,
you know, and I'm there and the guy says, Okay,
what's your new address and give him the street number
all that stuff, and he goes, what's the city, state,
in zip code, and I just give him the zip
code because why why because it's not necessary right because
in the zip code is the city and state. It's like,
get that to him, and he goes, what's the city?
(12:30):
Always in the zip code? I don't think he's not
getting because he's might might up you from around here,
and you go, oh, could you get it to me place?
Speaker 13 (12:42):
All right?
Speaker 9 (12:42):
You get right there, it's right in the zip code.
You can look it up him.
Speaker 12 (12:44):
Oh my gosh, he wants to help you.
Speaker 11 (12:47):
You understand, he doesn't want to help me.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
He's doing it for somebody who doesn't like to quote
waste time. Correct, that's the first thing I was staking.
You're on the phone, right, okay, I know on the
chat number one number two.
Speaker 12 (12:58):
I am not.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I am wasting a little bit of time time now
to save him hours of time in his life.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Once again, this is seed Mass being charitable, right right.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
This is okay?
Speaker 14 (13:09):
You know what you know?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
What?
Speaker 9 (13:10):
What do you'll put it in terms you understand? Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Please down, way down?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
If you could put it like in some kind of
condescending tone.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
When Daniel release LaRussa, when.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
He was painting that fence and washing that guitar. He
didn't know what like, he was wasting time and he
was am I doing these stupid pointless tasks, mister.
Speaker 12 (13:34):
And mister.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
And what that stupid little boy I didn't understand is
that the wise old mister came mister sea.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Bass the entire time.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
If you listen to it a little bit differently, I
think mister Miyagi was just being dirty. Oh all least.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Stop and.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Into the step.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Yeah, long out of the mouth. I like that, is
he wrong?
Speaker 15 (14:23):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Come by?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Maybe forget, don't forget to breathe Ye, my pettiness.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's not about revenge per se, but it's about teaching
and not and not giving.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So you sacrifice the time that you would normally like
to save to be a teacher. Your mother, Teresa. So
here's a tech question. Are those chat things real humans?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Depends on what you're doing, Okay, Like at first, they're
probably not okay.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
seOne for says, everything mass does is a exhausting.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, that's what Daniel LaRussa thought when he was waxing
cars and risting that fence.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
Up and down, long.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Strokes, gripping it hard and risting it. It takes a
wiser elevated person to know the true lesson. Uh huh, sure,
Greg Gory.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I make fun of SeaBASS for that example, but I
kind of relate to it, yes, because you know how
some things are like a bigger life lesson. And as
you guys know, And I've told this before, and I
said I would stop doing it, but I can't break
the habit. I'm still doing it. When I leave for
work for the day and somebody's circling slowly on Level
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one waiting for somebody to leave. When there's four hundred
and ninety three thousand spots of eight feet away, you
can see an entire empty row. It might make them
have to walk twenty extra feet to get from their car,
but I'm just gonna circle and circle. So the other day,
I go down and I'm going to get into my
truck to leave for the day, and I see somebody
circling that very top level of the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And I pretended that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I got a phone call because I'm thought, you know what,
there's an empty spot eighteen feet away.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Just go park there.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You're wasting all this time circling and circling and circling
to do what ultimately save yourself from taking fifteen extra steps.
So I pretended to be on the phone call, waited
until they gave up. They went down to level two.
Then I went too much.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, wow, I let them go to level two.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I'm such an a hole for doing that, but I thought,
come on, the garage is not full, you can park
right there instead of park Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Right, That reminds me.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
I do have a petty story as well, same kind
of thing. Parking lot situation. And you know, I don't
understand when Okay, let's say you're driving down one of
the aisles of the parking lot, right one of the
and you see somebody backing out like they haven't backed
out yet. Okay, maybe you go by. Why do people
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when the car's halfway out still just drive around them?
Speaker 16 (16:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I hate the person's backing out of the spot to leave.
Let him back out.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
You see what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
You're supposed to yield to that person whose car is
halfway out, right, But.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
The reason they're backing out is they can't see you yet.
Let them finish what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Exactly right, and you almost hit them. All of a sudden,
your car goes.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
On his own break.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, just sound like a terrice there every park in America,
like people are doing that.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I find that's happening a lot more anyway.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
So I'm walking to my car, I see a car,
this guy in a truck doing that. Person's a halfway
on the spot. He drives around him. Now he sees
that I'm getting into my car, and he likes my spot.
Oh so I'm like, ugh, So I got my car,
I put it in reverse. I backed out about halfway
or so, and then just straightened out and pulled.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Right back in, as if you just arrived.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Yeah, he saw me walk out like walking to my car.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I had the bag in my hand.
Speaker 12 (17:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
I just backed out, straightened up, pulled back in, got
back out of my car, and then stood there and
waiting for him to pass by. Now and in the
process that person that he had just gone around to
get to my spot, that spot was already taken by
the person behind them.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, so yeah, dick along those lines. Though.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
If you're in a public place like a grocery store
parking lot, and you're waiting because somebody sees somebody pulling out,
there's an empty spot six spots away.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
They'll wait all they can't wait, Well, come and watch that.
Far go to the next one.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
I say that as somebody who's never done it. No,
I've done that. I go, and then I'm sitting there
for a while. I go, why am I waiting?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Are you waiting? This is dumb right there? Why do
I keep circling to try to find somebody? There's a
ton of spots.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
Just walk over here an extra five.
Speaker 17 (18:42):
You know what makes you guys so good at being petty?
Apparently you're not afraid of the possible confrontation that could
come out of it. I think that keeps me from
being petty a lot, because if I did what you did,
I'd be afraid that the guy would get out of
his card and yell at me.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I would say, hey, somebody told me I was part
too close to the other guy, and I'm not getting
my car dang, so I'm not leaving.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yes, sorry, man, you just lie. You can lie to them.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
You don't know them, you don't owe them anything, all right,
So we'll open up the phones. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
that's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You're gonna call
in and tell us what's the pettiest thing you've done,
and we'll hear your story out. Then we're gonna take
the next call. We'll all decide here in the room,
which one is the better story of the two. That
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person will move on. You want to be the person
who's left at the end, still standing when we run
out of time for the segment, and that person's gonna
get a prize. Nice again, I don't know exactly what
the prize is gonna be, but we'll give you something.
What's the pettiest thing you've done? Eight seven seven forty four,
Woody Morgan and Samuel gets you set up on the
phones right now. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodies.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We love him, but he's a monster. We don't care
what he looks like.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
This is the Woody Show, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
So we got people lined up on the phones.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
What's the pettiest thing you have done? Last man standing?
Tell us what you did. We'll hear the call after yours,
decide which one moves on. Whoever's left at the end
will win a prize. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. And let's say
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let's go to the phones and get started here first
one up, let's go to uh, let's see how about Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Hey, good morning, Jonathan. How are you?
Speaker 18 (20:27):
Yeah, how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
We're doing great? A right, So what's the pettiest thing
you've done?
Speaker 18 (20:31):
So back in two thousand and six, my cousin he
wanted a PlayStation three for Christmas so bad, and so
my aunt got it from him. But that thing was like,
I mean seven eight hundred dollars at the time, and
so that's all he got. And his little brother and
sister both got a bunch of little things, you know,
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a lot more gifts, but they were just more smaller items,
and so he kept complaining and complaining, and you're planning
got on my nerves. So what I did was when
I went and showered Pete in his shampoo.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's a classic.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that that that's a classic.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
All right.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, there's the other one. Back in the day, I'm
not sure anybody does it. Isnair still a thing?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (21:19):
Remember yeah, the chemical like hair removal.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah, Like there were people that would say, oh, I
would put an air in somebody's shampoo bottle.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Yeah, that's just wrong.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Pan's bad though, all right, Jonathan, hang on one second,
let's go to anonymous, Good Morgan, anonymous, Holy Wit Show, anonymous.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Right, so what's the what's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 13 (21:41):
Okay, So I I regret it and it's stupid, and
I remained anonymous because I've shouldn't learned that it might
be illegal.
Speaker 19 (21:48):
But I took the page.
Speaker 13 (21:50):
Out of I took a page out of Menaces book,
and after getting into like a Facebook argument with people,
I just wanted them to know that they weren't anonymous.
So I looked up, you know, their name and their
hometown and easily found where they lived and just posted
a picture of their house. If I couldn't find that information,
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I looked up like where their wife worked and just
said like, oh.
Speaker 20 (22:13):
Hey, should I check out blah blah blah.
Speaker 13 (22:15):
I heard they have like a great accounting department, knowing
their lives worked in the accounting department.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
But you posted this online like Menace will like email
it to them directly? Yeah, well necessarily posted I think
that in trouble. Yeah, yeah, that you can.
Speaker 21 (22:29):
Get I did not know about and I've learned about it.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
All right, Well, let's see who who do you want
to go with?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Peeing in the shampoo bottle.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
It's pretty obvious.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Or you know, sending people picture of their house and
also letting them.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
Know that terms of petty, that's that's pretty good. I
think the peing in the it's what's organic.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
It's well, it's also like fifth grade stuff. And they
have no idea that number one that happened.
Speaker 9 (22:58):
Number two? Why in effective as far if you.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Would have followed up, I guess and you would have
told him, Hey, how'd your shower go?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Why smoke pe?
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Ye, that's because you're being ungrateful about your Christmas present?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So you have that, all right, Anonymous, Hang on one second,
you are moving on, Jonathan, thank you so much for
the call. I appreciate you listening to the Woody Show. Uh,
let's go to Kathy. Hey, good morning, Kathy.
Speaker 20 (23:23):
Hey, good morning. All ready, Greg, I'm the one that
texts about my husband in the face mask too.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh okay, okay, so what uh? What's your petty story.
What's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 20 (23:34):
Well? When I was pregnant with my daughter two years
into my marriage, I told my he doesn't shay out
anything ever happened in that relationship. Tell us now and
I'll forget any if you cheat on me or anything,
I will forget it now, and was going to start
new because you can have a family, right, gave him
many cancers, gave him any chances. Well, I found out
six weeks after my daughter was born by setting him
up on fake y'allhoo, messed in your account about being
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another girl, and he admitted to me everything months and
working sall and walk. Well, I didn't know what to do.
I was I didn't want to single mother at six months,
you know, six weeks old, so to punish him and
need to get up until I was over it. The
first thing I did was he was taking a shower
and I gave him a nice ice bath right over
the top of his head.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Nice.
Speaker 20 (24:18):
And then we had an extra mattress for a crib
that somebody gave us, and it was just on the
floor in my daughter's room and we were going to
keep it. Well, he had to sleep on that mattress
for about six weeks in her room with her.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well until I like how she.
Speaker 20 (24:33):
Said, and he's six foot four.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I like how she said, until I was over it.
Speaker 12 (24:37):
Yeah, she'll let you know when.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
She's she'll definitely be sleeping next to newborns. Oh wait yeah, yeah,
when you're six four? All right, So who's petty story
do you like the best? Are we sending pictures to
the houses or we're making the doctor the doctor?
Speaker 22 (24:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
I mean I kind of liked the idea, Like the
guy he knows he messed up, so he's not going
to fight her on doing it. Tr Yeah, but uh,
you know, sleeping on the on a baby mattress.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I want to hear more of her stories because I
think they're awesome. She definitely has more.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Yeah, I don't think she's that petty.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
What is that?
Speaker 20 (25:11):
That's my alarm going off?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Sorry, hon, she's knocking one out.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
You take your methadona lie.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
All all right? So who's moving on?
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
I like yeah as much as I love Kat Kathy.
Thank you for show. Let's go to Greg Hey, Good morning.
Speaker 19 (25:31):
Greg, Good morning. Years ago. Years ago, I bought a
house in East Vale and we all had r V
access for backyards and parking, and I spent more money
to buy a corner house so I didn't have to
deal with another neighbor. Come out one morning and the
neighbor across the street has parked his motor home beside
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my house. I s yeah, hardcore pettiness. I go across
the street confrontacay, why are you parking motor from my house?
It's supposed to be beside your house, behind your gate. Right,
there's a twelve with street. I can work anywhere I want,
so I immediately go pull my motor home out of my
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backyard and park it directly in front of his house.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I like that. What did the neighbors say?
Speaker 19 (26:22):
Uh? He never said a word. When I finally moved it,
he moved his motor home back in front of his home.
He got the message.
Speaker 12 (26:30):
All right, Well, who's story?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I think that the marking issues are always petty, just
inherently right.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Yeah, all right, Greg, hold on, don't go anywhere. I
appreciate it, Anonymous, great story. Appreciate Listen to the show.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I told you.
Speaker 9 (26:48):
My neighborhood, like probably like a mile away, somebody has
a gigantic boat parked on the street and they move
it all the time, like from one side to the other.
How does the neighborhood even deal with that? Let's go
talk almost like a mini yacht. Yeah, let's go to Tara. Hey,
good morning, Tara.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Tara can you hear me?
Speaker 20 (27:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
All right, So what's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 23 (27:12):
So?
Speaker 24 (27:13):
I was a restaurant manager at a nice restaurant in Dallas,
and I had a woman who was yelling at my
hostess and really upset because we couldn't get her the
reservation she wanted and telling us, you know, you don't
know who I am, and told it's her name and
and then uh, and then told me she was going
to go eat at another restaurant in town and she
would go spend her money there. So when she left,
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I called that restaurant and canceled her reservation.
Speaker 12 (27:40):
I love it so much.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
That was good, Tara, your queen.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
I like that one.
Speaker 12 (27:50):
Are we forever?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I like it?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Greg liked all right, Tarah, don't go anywhere. Hang on
one second. Yeah, that's awesome. Hey, great great story man preaching.
Listen to what do you show? Have yourself an awesome day?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Well done? Greg?
Speaker 19 (28:03):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You're well.
Speaker 9 (28:05):
Can enjoy your RV.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, and all the neighbors RV.
Speaker 12 (28:10):
Ervation because she's sticking up for her crew and I
love that.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, and it's in the same realm. Yeah, let's go
to Travis Travis, good morning, Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
What's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 21 (28:23):
So this is in regards to my ex girlfriend, the
mother of my kids. She abruptly ended things with me
and changed the door locks, and so I still pay
for Wi Fi and I have the ability to disconnect
access to individual devices.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah sometimes.
Speaker 21 (28:45):
Yeah. So I also suspect pretty certain that she does
adult video activities for financial compensation while my kids are home. Yes,
she should something something like that, but while my kids
are home, and she also lied on the financial disclosure
for the custody paperwork. So here and there I will
turn off her Wi Fi access to her phone and
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her laptop and her work laptop intermittantly.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
That's fine. I like that.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Well, then the customers just aren't getting what they paid for.
Speaker 12 (29:16):
They're getting nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, who store do you like?
Speaker 21 (29:19):
Pretty much?
Speaker 18 (29:20):
Well?
Speaker 12 (29:20):
I do like that, but I just because hair is
my girl.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, I like Terra's so far. Yeah, I mean I
like that in Travis, that's a good one. Very If
I have to pick between the two, it's.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
More serious of an issue though, Like it's more rooted
and anger. I like the restaurant one.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yeah, all right, Thanks for the call, Travis appreciated. Let's
go to Karina. Good morning, Karina, good morning, good morning.
All right, So what's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 19 (29:46):
So?
Speaker 24 (29:46):
I used to have a micromanager boss.
Speaker 25 (29:49):
And there was a meeting location that had been changed
to day prior.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
I know about it.
Speaker 25 (29:52):
I figured she did too, So I went to the
meeting as I should have done, and I did, and
then she was texting me, not knowing like why nobody
was there. But I waited like at least two three
minutes of her songs back to her because I knew
she was at the wrong occasion. So I just let
her have it, and I just let her go to
the wrong places.
Speaker 20 (30:09):
I know.
Speaker 12 (30:10):
Oh that is fun.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I like that.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
As microma, they should know the address. I like that
one a Lotah, We've dealt with a lot of micromanagers,
so we can relate.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yeah, that's Creed, give me a favor. Hang on one second.
I like I like that story a lot. And I
also like the terror story canceling the rude customers reservation
at the restaurant. Let's hold those two, okay, and then uh,
let's let the listeners decide on the text. Yeah, So
we'll open it up and then now you guys will vote,
and then we'll tell you after the break which one
(30:46):
is the winner for this round of Last man Standing
Pettiest thing You've done? We want you to text the
number one, just the number one over to two to
ninety seven for the story Tara told about canceling the
rude customers reservation at the other restaurant, So text one
of Tony for that or being that Karina, the one
we just heard should win, purposely didn't tell her boss
that she was going to the wrong location for a meeting.
(31:08):
Text to number two over to two to ninety seven.
So one for Tara canceling the reservation, two for Karina
not telling her boss about the new meeting location.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Is the.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I will reveal who won the text vote for this
roundup Blast man Standing, what's the pettiest thing You've done?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
TEXTA came in five one five.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I sold a house and the people were just complaining
about every little thing saw.
Speaker 9 (31:36):
I was pissed.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Part of the deal was a brand new shed still
in the box in the backyards.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So I pulled what appeared to be vital pieces.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Out of the box on my way off the property,
so it would be useless.
Speaker 12 (31:51):
Love that's very bad.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I love it. They don't need this screw.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Yeah, all right, So the votes are in and we
have Karina, who purposely didn't tell her boss that she
was going to the wrong location for a meeting. So
the boss, like an a micromanager, I guess, showed up
at the wrong place, and you know, Connie was just
enjoying that little piece of satisfaction. And then Tara, who
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canceled a rude customer's reservation. She's a manager at a restaurant,
or was a manager at the time at a restaurant.
Person's complaining saying, well, I'm going over here, I'm gonna
give them my business instead business, I swear. So Tara
called the other place and canceled that woman's restorvation.
Speaker 17 (32:35):
The only thing that stuck about that is she now
that poor restaurant has to deal with her. But that
also means it's the height of petty. It's the definition
of what we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Absolutely, And it was an overwhelming vote. Ladies and gentlemen.
You're winner of this round of last man standing. Is
Tara canceled the customers reservation?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Did you ever hear anything else from that customer ever, again.
Speaker 20 (33:01):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, well, hey you know what.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
And and who knows if she even ate over there,
because if they canceled the reservation, maybe they gave that
table away to somebody else.
Speaker 12 (33:10):
You know, I had a that night.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Yeah, all right, Tarah, hang on one second, we'll get
all of your information. And Karina, thank you so much
for calling in and uh, you know, sharing your story
with us.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
We appreciate you listening to the Woody Show.
Speaker 26 (33:25):
All right, I don't know what, Karna, you're welcome.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
All right, all right, sorry, there we go other things.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah, anyway, thank you for recalls, thank you for text
everybody more Woody Show coming up, Woody.
Speaker 9 (33:48):
Show.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Welcome back everybody year.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Insensitivity training, freight, politically correct world on Wooding.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
That's great. Gordon Menace is here. What is that?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
We got?
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Gmac grath, see Bess, we got Sammy phones are open
at eight.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Seven seven forty four Wooding.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
You can hit us up with eight text open to
two two nine eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
So we we got somebody who's going to be stopping in.
I got some questions for him. Uh, this is a
co worker.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
I don't want to say what it is yet because
I don't I don't want I want to get it.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Like a real answer.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
I don't want to have a chance to sit there
and come up with something from Okay, but yeah, that'll
be coming up to the next segment, all right, But
it has to do with make an extra money on
the side.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, I was. I was reading about this mail man
in Washington, d C. He got busted.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
He stole one point six million dollars in checks from
people's mail.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
Really, I didn't think they did that, And.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And he used the money to travel.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
He was staying in luxury hotels, he would visit the
strip clubs. He was really living it up. But he
was found guilty of theft of mail, bank fraud. He's
looking at thirty years in prison for the fraud, another
five years for stealing the mail. He was also found
guilty of unlawful procurement of citizenship or naturalization because he
lied and he told the Citizenship and Immigration Services that
(35:18):
he hadn't committed any crimes when he applied to become
a naturalized citizen. So for that he's looking at another
ten years. Like what a dumbass.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I've never really fully understood that though. Let's say you
write a check to Menace, yeah, and I steal it.
How does a check made out to Menace do me
any good? I don't get ye. Sure, I think you
can just cash it really.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Well because you can endorse it, right, Yeah, so some
like if Menas signed it and you had it, you
could turn it in.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
And now, especially with ATMs and being able.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
To just put checks in, I can't tell you how
many times I didn't even sign the back of my
check and.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
I put it into the ATM.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
It just takes it.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
But I'm sure like if somebody said, hey, I never
got that check and they investigated it, because they would
see it cleared, they would see what aunt because the
ATM would obviously know what account.
Speaker 9 (36:04):
Belonged to, the funds wouldn't be immediately available, Yeah, right,
so it would have to clear.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Also, a guy has been sentenced to fraud in a
scheme that involved him running multiple sham companies, including one
called vandal A Contracts Industries, which George Costanza on Seinfeld
had falsely claimed to have interviewed for a job on Seinfeld,
so he he commenced these seventeen people to invest in
(36:31):
bogus projects like buying and flipping houses or fake crypto
ventures promising these high returns, but instead of investing the money,
he used it either for himself or to pay back
earlier victims, and so he was caught. He was sentenced
to nearly four years in prison order to repay one
point three million God, how.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Do you feel about doing that?
Speaker 23 (36:50):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (36:50):
Just like ask in person?
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Do you a good talker? I mean your vandalid contracting?
What if somebody calls?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
What if? What if somebody calls to verify this is
a real thing? When the phone rings, you have to answer.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
They had Lan Industries? Right? What is that?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
You're in latex?
Speaker 9 (37:10):
And what do I do with latex?
Speaker 20 (37:12):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (37:12):
No, you're manufactured right here in this little apartment.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
And what do I say about you?
Speaker 11 (37:18):
You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I'm going to hire you as my latex salesman?
Speaker 21 (37:23):
Right?
Speaker 9 (37:23):
I don't think so?
Speaker 12 (37:28):
You want to be my latex salesman?
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Show?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
All right, welcome back mins the Woody Show, Woody rag Menace.
There's Gina grad Hey, Sea Mass is here.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
We got Sammy Morgan is taking your calls eight seven
seven forty four Woody. Actually, I think we got von
on the phones right now because we have Morgan in
here for a very uh, very specific reason. Yes, because
we have somebody else here in the studio who's not
normally in here with us, and that would be Ice.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (38:05):
I feel like I'm at a rave right now.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Y ak Amanda, Now, Amanda, how did you get the
nickname Ice?
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Oh? I had a very special stint on a reality
show a long time ago called Flavor of Love three. Yeah, yeah, no,
definitely not that show, and Flavor Flavor instead of calling
me Vanilla wanted to call me.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh. I was wonder where that name came from.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
I knew that you had done that Flavor of Love show,
I didn't know that's how that name came about.
Speaker 19 (38:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Well, so anyway, Ice works for one of our stations,
ninety three one the Mountain in Las Vegas. And yeah,
she was just by the studios and wanted to say hi,
And we actually had some questions for you.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh yeah, have you met Morgan already?
Speaker 20 (38:51):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (38:51):
Yeah, okay, you just said hi.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Well, I feel like I already know you guys, like
face face Ice, Morgan, Morgan, Ice.
Speaker 9 (38:58):
Yeah, And I feel like they clicked instantly.
Speaker 11 (39:00):
Instantly. Yeah, I was like, why does it smell like poop?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Sorry, guys, I.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
Was eating eggs when she got here, so sorry, yeah,
but no, you can tell us is a cool bit.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
Sorry, lover's warm welcome.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yeah, all right, So we've been trying to talk to
Morgan because we found out that Morgan has an only
fans account set up.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Okay, yes, yeah, and like she wasn't doing much. She
kind of just wanted to see if she can get.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Any money out of it by not really doing much,
just kind of like thirst trap pictures, not.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Like basically what I was posting on Instagram at the
time pretty much. This was like COVID time. Yes, So yeah,
I was like, why not throw it up there?
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Now we've been talking her about because she's like, oh,
Greg and I talk about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Women have so many opportunities to just make extra cash
left and right, yes, by selling random crap pictures of
their feet, pictures, used pennies, whatever you like. If you
hate money, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
And Samy's always.
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Like, no, I'm not, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
So we had an idea for it because she's trying
to get money together.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
Here turns sideway so she can see your nose.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Oh oh thanks, okay here.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Well, no, because I'm trying to tell the story. So
she has a frame of Rover. She's trying to get
enough money together so she can get a nose job.
Speaker 11 (40:14):
Look at my nose, I have to say, are we
the same person? Look at my nose?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Similar?
Speaker 11 (40:19):
Similar? Are you polish? No? Well, not that I know.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I don't think you have a huge nose. I don't
think you do either.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
All right, Well it's something I'm to be honest.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Greg is probably grossed out by your nose ring. Do
you haven't I didn't even notice on the side side
show Greg, I didn't see. I mean, what do you
think you can pull it off?
Speaker 11 (40:37):
Thanks?
Speaker 27 (40:38):
But Greg's being so nice. I think it looks I
just want to put Greg on the spot. Don't definitely
not a fan of those rings. Yeah, but you can
pull it off anyway.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
So anyway, we try to talk to Morgan about doing
like the feet thing, but in a fun way, like
we can get like a like a Flintstone set.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Up, like little TV sets diorama from the diorama.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
To make it fun and then people can join her
Instagram and Nancy her only fans, and she can raise
some money that way. Now, the reason I'm asking Ice
about this is because Morgan Ice has an only fans.
Speaker 19 (41:14):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
And the reason I know about this.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Is because she's not shy about it, clearly not shy,
but she promotes it on her social media and on
the radio stage.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
Yeah, there's smart, respect respectfully, I.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Promote what do you mean respectfully? Okay.
Speaker 11 (41:29):
So the way I look at it is and I've
been wanting to do this for a long time, Okay,
probably as long.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
As you are you recent did you start recently?
Speaker 11 (41:36):
November first is when I launched. And let's just say
the same thing. It's just thirst trap photos. I'm not
on there like I can't standing stuff. I'm not finger
banging myself on there.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
But is there nudity?
Speaker 11 (41:50):
No, not at all. The farthest I go when it
comes to nudity is just pasties. Yeah that's good. And dude,
it's like you look at Chicks and Victoria's Secret Model
MAC magazines and they're like more nude than I.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (42:03):
So I've been averaging one thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (42:09):
And I'm not even so I do have a subscription
based profile. And I'm telling you, guys, I did research
on talents, curiousness, we want to know. So it's just
a business. So you have to you have to know
how to promote and market yourself, which I think we
all know how to do that here in this room. Sure,
And you already have to have a fan base, which
I think you already have.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
We got to not be girls, you get. That's where
we fail. Yeah, Greg could get away that. I think
Greg could have like an only fans that other like
dude other gay dudes and women the straight women that
we hear from all the time. You think Greg is
like the sexiest required nudity.
Speaker 11 (42:42):
No, no, don't. Okay, you talked about farts. I got heat.
I can read a message from you guys. Yeah, so
this guy be he's absolutely obsessed with my feet in
my butt.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
But that's it.
Speaker 11 (42:56):
I'm just like bending over like this, and it's like, boom,
here's twenty dollars, boom, here's five dollars. And my subscription
fee is nine ninety nine a month, and right now,
and I'll fluctuate, but.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
What do you promise? People? So for a month they were.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
Getting sexy photos of me in lingerie with pasties a thong,
and there.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Was volume though, like do they expect ten new ones
a day or is it one a day?
Speaker 11 (43:17):
So I try to be consistent throughout the week, at
least two to three posts a week. When I launched,
I was trying to because they say you want to
have at least one hundred pieces of content on your
page to make it feel like you've already kind of
established yourself in that world. But having that audience already
will propel you into it further. Because as soon as
(43:38):
I launched, and that's that's another thing too. That's why
you got to be discreete and careful with how you promote,
because a you're gonna get banned on Snapchat, which is
what I did. So Twitter has been the best paid
place I've found.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
To Twitter.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Twitter, you can get straight. I think I think I
saw like double penetration on Twitter.
Speaker 12 (43:57):
Definitely did they have that pretty sure.
Speaker 11 (43:59):
But the more you do it, the more you just
kind of get like And then I was like Saint
Patrick's Day, I had green pasties on it, and I'm
for twenty friendly, so like I'm all about just flirtation
and fun and the way in my brain how it
works for me. I've been talking to dudes online for
twenty years, doing this job and for free. Yeah, so
why am I not charging these dudes for my time?
(44:22):
Thank you, my beautiful nose, your feet, my feet, my
farts and everything else that comes with it.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
By the way, the more I look at you two
like you guys could be system. I never I never
thought about it. I see you online, I see you
all the time.
Speaker 7 (44:41):
I want to just stay, not going back to.
Speaker 11 (44:45):
But my parents though my dad knows about it. My
mom they're like, just don't tell us.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Was our next question?
Speaker 11 (44:50):
Yeah and down?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
So who takes the photos? I do you do?
Speaker 11 (44:56):
We're content creators. You got the camera, you got okay, tripod,
my tripod. I got my thing, and you got to
do the angles man. So I feel like I lose
weight sometimes too, because you're sucking it in and you
gotta make it look so hell yeah. Yeah, it's the
whole thing's like a professional thing.
Speaker 7 (45:11):
Do you message people? Because dming is the thing on there.
Speaker 11 (45:14):
So that's how I make the So for the subscription,
you can't do paid perview posts. So let's say I
had a post on there that was kind of maybe
a little bit more ri scathe that. I'm like, oh,
you should be paying more money to see this. I
would do that in a DM if you had a
free like that's where the fart video.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Requests something specific that's on the page.
Speaker 11 (45:36):
You got it. But for the nine ninety nine subscription,
they're just getting the two to three posts that I'm
posting a day. And then I was doing a titty
drop Tuesday video. I love that. I'm just like and like.
But with Pasty, I was doing suck it Sundays, I
was sucking pickles. Yeah, brand you gotta find like I'm gooky,
I'm weird. I don't care, and I'm just like it's
(45:59):
like whatever, I just want to entertain.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
That's why I'm inspired right now.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
Just do it, Just do it. Don't don't worry about
what anybody else thinks.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
She's got a boyfriend now.
Speaker 11 (46:11):
Oh I don't care about that.
Speaker 14 (46:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
And also he's offered to be the one that sells
the feed peck.
Speaker 17 (46:17):
Well, there's who's paying your bills me?
Speaker 11 (46:20):
Okay, there you.
Speaker 23 (46:22):
Go, thank you.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Okay, what did that paper? Well, I mean, do you
have a boyfriend? No?
Speaker 5 (46:26):
You don't have a boyfriend, okay, because I was gonna say, like, uh,
that's got to be a tricky situation too, because even
if you're into it and you want to, you got
to worry about like what somebody.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Else has found about it, even if it's just feet. Right.
Speaker 11 (46:37):
There was a guy that I was talking to that
I started, you know, this only fans adventure and he
was like, oh, he's like I can't okay. Yeah, so
he's not the one.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
He's one.
Speaker 7 (46:49):
There's plenty that will. Yeah, it's so common these days.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah. So so my wife just signed up. Really she
hasn't done it.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
We could have sets with our feet together, you have
out side of the radio world.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
How would you promote this? You know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (47:09):
That's a great question because.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I don't know how anybody promotes it.
Speaker 11 (47:12):
Well, another another reddit. Reddit is a very good place
to find niche audiences that are like into tattoos, maybe
they're into piercings, maybe you know what I'm saying. And
so then but then I started researching Reddit and how
to use Reddit and how to become you know, you
gotta it's like the ranks, and so I've dabbled into
(47:33):
that a little bit. For right now, it's just the
innocent photos on Instagram and Facebook where I feel comfortable
sharing for my family to see because I really don't care,
but like a little bit, just a little bit a
piece of me in there. But uh, but the only
fans page itself. So word of mouth, Amelia Newdy.
Speaker 12 (47:58):
You're the best people find.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
We're talking about.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
I can call you a colleague because you're on You're
on the same station, all right, This is this is
Ice and she's one of the DJs at our station
in Vegas, ninety three to one in the Mountain, and
she just popped by for a quick visit. And we
knew that she did this only fans thing because again
it's all over her Instagram and stuff, and we've been
talking to Morgan about So if you're just tuning in,
that's kind of what's going on here. It's a tornado
of personality. And so here's here's a question. So you
(48:27):
start making money, you get to one thousand dollars a month,
like you said, right now, this is the beginning stages.
Do you think it gets to a point where you're like, hmmm,
I've gone as far as I can go with this.
And then you consider.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Showing a nipple or like you know, maybe your bush
or something.
Speaker 11 (48:40):
I've had people ask me that. They're like, oh, just wait,
should see the money start rolling in your And I'm like, dude,
do you even know who I am?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
I would be because I think I'd be weak to that.
If I think I would start with it would be
like a great way.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Yeah, exactly, I would start with standards and next thing,
you know, I'll be putting table leggs in myself. Yeah,
car keys, like like you do, like you do like uh,
you know, Booby Tuesdays or whatever, like I would do, yeah,
like Ruby Tuesdays, like Ruby Tuesday, like I'd be doing
like you know, like will it.
Speaker 17 (49:11):
Fit yeah, brunch, yeah, brunch.
Speaker 23 (49:15):
No.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
Wait, we were talking about this yesterday in the car.
That's another fun thing too. You start thinking of like
fun ideas toot for Tuesday, Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 17 (49:26):
In terms of angles, Morgan can work. She's really into
like boxing and UFC. Right now, how hot would it be?
She had like boxing gloves on us, like pasties. I'm
telling you that's.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, what about those UFC dudes?
Speaker 9 (49:37):
Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 4 (49:38):
I'm saying, But like that that's like a whole that's
a whole available audience TOD because you're into that stuff,
you can do things that are themed that way.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Like specific.
Speaker 7 (49:45):
Yes, you know it's interesting you have something your face
stuff a shiner.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Morgan went to the UFC headquarters and they had like
the canvases and stuff from old fights and stuff, and
there was like dried blood and she's getting excited about that.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Yeah, imagine it. Yes, there's there's a there's a.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
Thirst, yeah for this stuff like dirty gritty.
Speaker 11 (50:07):
Yeah, it's hot.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
It's tough, but hot.
Speaker 20 (50:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
You could be like in a submission hold or something
or whatever, whether they want to be choking some dude
at choking out.
Speaker 9 (50:15):
Wait, who's that girl that we just met? Morian She
had only fans from Powerstop and.
Speaker 7 (50:20):
She did UFC, oh page vans aunt.
Speaker 12 (50:22):
Yeah, she makes she makes bank.
Speaker 7 (50:25):
But she's you know, she's very big in combat sports
in general. But yeah, most of her money I'm sure
now comes from only fans.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Yeah, so what's your Let me ask you this, So,
what what's your end goal? Not just whether the only
fans like if you if you got to create, uh,
whatever it is that you got to do for a living.
Speaker 11 (50:40):
Yeah, well, it's definitely to be the voice of a
cartoon character. That's the dream.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Is that right, that's the dream?
Speaker 11 (50:46):
And thank you. I appreciate that. And so what what
I'm doing with this only Fans is just an extre
source of income right now. Man, It's just something that
because I even think about it now too, and I'm like,
oh god, I got to cut some content for these
idiots on my only Fans And you know it's.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Because the job I would be calling the customers idiots.
Speaker 11 (51:02):
Well, no, you need.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
How long a week?
Speaker 7 (51:07):
Like, how many hours a week do you spend on
only Fans?
Speaker 11 (51:09):
So what I do is I'll shoot all of my
content in one day, and I shoot enough content for
a month, mart, But I'll be doing that for like
three or four hours out because I'm changing outfits. I'm
doing different makeup, different hair, you know. Ratio though, and
then you schedule looks.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Are you on the page right now?
Speaker 11 (51:25):
Okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Do you haven't shut out the r.
Speaker 11 (51:32):
It's just the OnlyFans dot com slash dude, it's ice.
Speaker 28 (51:35):
Dude, it's dude. Follow me on only fans bro, dude,
you are you are out there? I follow you know,
we we see to post this stuff that you'd make. So, like,
I know, Greg, let's get your opinion on her on
her living room setup. Okay, right, let me let me
let me walk you through this.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Okay, So she was you were you were filming something
and it was a story on your Instagram, And what
would you think about this aesthetic? Okay, she's got the
TV on a TV stand that's just covered in bumper stickers.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah, okay, covered bumper stickers. That's number one. And then
above the TV, which, by the way, how big is
that TV?
Speaker 11 (52:11):
Because met us by judge, you're like a sixty inch
TV the beginning.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
Yeah, see, maybe maybe a couple more subscribers you can
get like yeah, and then above the TV right and
above the TV, it's a giant you ever see those
fat heads they have for yeah, uh for like you know,
for sports sports stickers. Different it's a big decal. She's
(52:36):
got her own logo, the logo, yeahs that. But about
this bit and it's stuck to the wall bumber TV.
Speaker 9 (52:44):
Great, give our thoughts.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
My thought is that, okay, for bumper stickers on a
TV stand belongs at the radio station, not at the home.
That's like sounds like something you want to be into.
Like when you're like twenty one, you're getting the radio?
Are your stickers every are you in your thirties?
Speaker 11 (53:01):
I'll be thirty nine in June thirty.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
I wouldn't have guessed that flavor of love to come
on guys.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
And then and then your your ice fat head over
your TV is almost equivalent of our friend Tony who
has his name tattooed on his arm three times? Like,
are you gonna forget who you are while you're sitting
watching TV?
Speaker 11 (53:23):
Hey guy, Greg? Yeah all right?
Speaker 1 (53:28):
I mean that at least it's not your name. You're
who you are when you like when you're sitting at
home watching TV and go, oh that's right absolutely. But
I mean I like that you consistent.
Speaker 12 (53:37):
That you but thinking like a business woman.
Speaker 17 (53:39):
Are any of those bumper stickers sponsors?
Speaker 11 (53:42):
Uh no, oh they so product placement, product placement. So
those are the things that like, you get better at.
I think that the longer you do it.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
You know, any dive far you like ba dive bar bathrooms,
that's like that esthetic oh yeah yeah yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:57):
And then your couch does it plug in? That's the
anything to say? Or have cup holders.
Speaker 11 (54:02):
That was my first adult purchase back in twenty eleven,
and I've had that couch.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Fourteen years and I love that is a plug in.
That's good.
Speaker 12 (54:10):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
That's goods cup holder?
Speaker 11 (54:13):
No, cup holder?
Speaker 1 (54:13):
No, that's an adult couch couch. Does that plug in
or have cup holders or recline? Yes, in a basement.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Well, it's been a lot of fun hanging out with you.
Thank you for coming you.
Speaker 5 (54:26):
Check out her her only fans OnlyFans dot com, slash.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Dude it's I and then that's also your social.
Speaker 9 (54:35):
Media stuff too.
Speaker 11 (54:36):
It's just do I say dude and man every other
word dude?
Speaker 5 (54:38):
So okay, So if you are in a relationship, do
you call your boyfriend dude?
Speaker 11 (54:45):
I do say dude a lot. I'm like, sorry, dude, I.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Mean, do you call your dad dude? Call me?
Speaker 11 (54:50):
Sometimes I'll know. I do refrain because I respect my parents,
so I do refrain from. But sometimes if we're just
like in a mood or something, I'm like, dude, come on, dude,
But that's a it.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Yeah, there's so much that that it's about you that
you like, you would think Greg would.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Hate you, I know, but I really really really like.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
I mean the apartment, aesthetic facts that you would call
like a romantic partner, do the nose ring. I know
there's so much about you that you would think he'd
hate you, but I can tell.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Should be there, should be oil and water. Don't want
the fact that he likes dudes. Yeah, like if my
dude called me dude, Yeah, it would be a deal breaker.
Speaker 4 (55:30):
Don't let his proclaimed sexuality throw you off.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
He loves you. Yeah, if I get drunk, I'll start groping.
What's seventy three minus four?
Speaker 19 (55:42):
Yeah, it's hot.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
And people really like Ice.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
Loved Ice, I said, Morgan and Ice are definitely related.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Long long lost family. What a compliment. He's so cool.
Speaker 9 (55:56):
I'm obsessed with her.
Speaker 4 (55:58):
I think I'm in love love Ice. His personality me too. Yeah,
she's a party man. Yeah about this one seven six five.
Only here about women doing only fans. It's too one sided.
Let's talk Greg into doing only fans. You know what
we're just talking about during the break.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yeah, I totally would. I would do it today. I
was bold enough to nute out on camera. I would
do it right now.
Speaker 12 (56:22):
But you always say, like, oh, women like just take
the money. We'll take the money.
Speaker 5 (56:25):
Greg I know, but women have it easier in my opinion,
I think because you're in a unique position. There's not
a lot of dudes doing it. I don't know are.
Speaker 12 (56:33):
There on there?
Speaker 9 (56:36):
But yeah, it's like petition.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah, but the people I would imagine on only fans
who are doing the nuting out and the sex stuff
are half my age and half my body size.
Speaker 12 (56:50):
They want to see.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
There is you have the listener base here.
Speaker 12 (56:58):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (56:59):
That's say that one of the things that you were
saying off the air is that Mario would in no way,
shape or form go for it. I no, Like, is
that just his involvement or that be you doing it solo?
Speaker 2 (57:08):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
So I'm gonna ask him later, like would he approve
of me doing it solo? So if you were doing
something solo, would he might?
Speaker 5 (57:15):
Like I said that she you know, is not going
to be showing any nipple or beaver, But like what
but what would like?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
What what do you think that you would be willing to?
Like what would you be comfortable doing? Like if I
was going to do full nudity.
Speaker 5 (57:28):
Or whatever I'm saying, what would you be comfortable doing
if you had an account.
Speaker 12 (57:31):
What would you be willing to do?
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, basically anything that didn't involve like the full frontal
Like I would do shirtless stuff.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Stuff you could, you know, show my butt. I don't
care even those balls. Would you show balls? Probably? Yeah, no,
but just not the penis.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I mean I would if I had more confidence, Like
I don't have any qualms with it.
Speaker 5 (57:54):
I thought I thought you were saying, like, now in
your life, this point in your life, you have the
most confidence. Yeah, it's still not enough to do stuff
like that. Yeah yoo, yeah whatever what happened to yo?
What about the tasteful man?
Speaker 9 (58:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, taste like one of those lounge like where.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
You're tasting someone's pis. If I was hasteful, if I
was at attention, right, I would do it.
Speaker 9 (58:17):
Okay, here's a here's like a non non Now now
that we know that you would do it, But how
much would you have to make to do it?
Speaker 2 (58:26):
How much would.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
Like today, if I could supplement the income with an
extra I'm going I'm shooting for the stars, like an
extra three grand a month.
Speaker 12 (58:38):
Get that's the topic of the ceiling reason.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
No, yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 11 (58:44):
You're going to say like three hundred thousand if I could.
Speaker 9 (58:46):
Do because I know the like, just off the amount
of people that download our podcasts and just have a
small percentage of that, uh signed up for your only fans,
You could hit that mark immediately.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Really. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (58:58):
I was saying, like, ices only make a thousand bucks,
and she's putting a lot of effort into.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
It, exactly, so I want to triple.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
That only a thousand, but it is good. But I'm
saying he's putting a lot of work.
Speaker 9 (59:09):
She doesn't have again, she doesn't have a platform that
can reach you know, hundreds of thousands of people. Well,
I mean she's on the radio doc No no, no.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Like I'm saying, like Greg has been your audience. Oh
yeah yeah, I see. Well okay, it's something to think about.
Speaker 12 (59:27):
You should think about it New Year's resolution.
Speaker 13 (59:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
Yeah, maybe I could come up with a way to do,
like you said, tasteful nudes, yes, at attention, right, you
know you.
Speaker 12 (59:36):
You could just hang a washcloth on it.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
Artistic you would do that only in black and white.
Speaker 6 (59:42):
Like the Sports Illustrated Body issue.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Or it's like you're naked, but you're it's obscured, right.
Speaker 6 (59:48):
But you're you know, holding a water polo ball in
front of you.
Speaker 2 (59:53):
Will it blend on YouTube? You can do? Can I
hang it from?
Speaker 12 (59:57):
Will it hang?
Speaker 14 (59:58):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (59:59):
I would do that?
Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
And Greg for a small percentage. I'm willing to run
your only fans page. Okay, there's people that do that.
That's they're managers. Yeah, we got I thought we would
need that. Yeah talent.
Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
Yeah, can we beet back here and go to that
photography room?
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Dude, I went to art school. You know how many
new dudes I've saw?
Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Well, I think I think that he just wants to
see your penis. I think that's what it's about, because
you know how much menas loves because why not? Because
they're sexy, they'reious, hilarious, they're funny. I'll be laughing the
whole time with you laughing at mine. We're gonna make
some money.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
More wood Show coming up, More, next.
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Baby Show, next, Yeah, smart, and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world on
a Friday morning.
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Thank you for being here.
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We've got the d U y Q coming up later
on this hour, we're gonna get to our dumb ass
contest for your chance to win a prize, and we're
starting the hour off with your Friday fail stories. It's dumping,
(01:02:07):
boys and girls. It's time for your Friday failed star.
You will thought we have the perfect plan, the plan
that could never go wrong, but then somewhere along the
line it went from being a great idea to one
big stink in mega uber ultraum.
Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Pretty good, I mean it was strong.
Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
Yeah, that's sorright.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
We're alst flat never great.
Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Starting this week, City Group accidentally credited this customer's account
with eighty one trillion dollars cool. It was supposed to
be two hundred and eighty dollars, and it somehow took
hours to reverse the transaction. The error was missed by
a payments employee and a second official that was assigned
to check the transaction before it was cleared to.
Speaker 9 (01:03:05):
Be processed the next day.
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
A third employees, the one who caught the air one
and a half hours after the payment was processed, and
the transaction ultimately reversed several hours later, but so failed
eighty one trillion dollars That is obviously more than the
bank has. In fact, no country has a GDP of
eighty one trillion dollars. The United States has the largest,
(01:03:29):
that approximately twenty seven point seventy two trillion rule the world,
followed by China, who's got about seventeen point seven trillion.
City Group reported total assets of approximately two point three trillion,
so well short of the eighty one trill that they
had credited that customer with. But like Greg, you love
(01:03:49):
to check your account. Can you imagine if you dialed
in and is like a damn.
Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Quick quick withdraw with draw one hundred billion.
Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
A twenty eight year old snowmall in Canada crashed the
snowmobile into a snowbank along a road. Another person came along,
found him, called for help, and while they waited for
help to arrive, they attended to him right there on
the road. But then he was accidentally struck and killed
by the fire truck that was.
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Sent to help him. Suck It's like the people who
get run over on the beach. Oh yeah, it happens.
Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
It's like that plane crash in San Francisco where everybody survived,
but those two young women were hit by the ambulance.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Oh yeah. Oh man ye.
Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
A judge in upstate New York tried to get himself
out of jury duty. He told him that he was
a judge and that he could not be impartial, saying, quote,
I know everybody that comes in front of me, they're guilty.
They would not be in front of me if they
were innocent.
Speaker 12 (01:04:51):
Uh oh.
Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
When asked again if he could set any of these
preconceived notions aside, he said, quote nope, wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Double down.
Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
Second, the good news he was dismissed from the case.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Bad news.
Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
The judge in the case reported the jury dodging judge.
Two state officials a commission looked into it, and when
they interviewed him, he understood that defendants are supposed to
be considered innocent until proven guilty, but that his interpretation
of innocent until proven guilty was that guilty people were
brought to court just to have it be made official
(01:05:28):
and to get sentenced.
Speaker 12 (01:05:30):
So understands, but it's really guilty until proven.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
You just get hired to do the job.
Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
He was forced to resign and now he can never
serve as a judge ever again.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
So he lost a sal.
Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Career over trying to get out of jury duty.
Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
What an idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Yeah, but you kind of agree with him, right, I
agree with him, but I'm not.
Speaker 20 (01:05:53):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
I'm not risking my livelihood. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
Don't feel that way.
Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
So dumb. And here is one of my favorite stories
of the week, something international from Australia.
Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
That's where this Vietnamese restaurant is, and their big thing
there is to hand out R rated fortune cookies. The
customers love it, and so they recently ordered a new batch.
But the fortune cookie company made a big mistake. They
got the messages right, but they accidentally shipped them out
to other restaurants who had just ordered the old regular
(01:06:26):
fortune cookies. And so customers at the you know, just
the normal place that aren't expecting the R rated ones.
They were getting these dirty ones. They're quote quite upset.
One of the fortunes said, you are capable of great things,
but all you do is look at your phone all day.
You won't be that great, I mean. And then there's
another one. This one says the Year of the Snake
(01:06:49):
bears good fortune. Your divorce is coming soon. Your spouse
only married you for your money, You ugly sea word.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
That the restaurant I got? Yes, Oh what fortunes you get?
Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
You know what I now?
Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
So complaints rolled in to the Fortune Cookie Company. They
decided no more silly or rude messages, so ruined it
for everything. Come come, it's like JAS eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie is the phone number you're calling if
you want to be our contestant for our dumb ass contest,
which is coming up next.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
It's the d u i Q. So, as you know,
Ce Bass is going to be out.
Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
There on the streets talking to some drunk person who
will get to know a little bit, asking them some
as he would put it, super easy trivia questions. All
you have to do, as the contestant two out of
three times is guess correctly if the drunk person will
get it right or not.
Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
That's it. What is weird the wood Show And.
Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
We got our dumb ass contest for today, your chance
to win a prize. Hy guys, We're gonna play the du.
Speaker 20 (01:07:59):
Do you.
Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie? That's eight seven seven
forty four woody. See, bask's playing the way the game works.
Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Please, I find someone who's been drinking heavily and ask
them the easiest questions of the world. So that's the
game is not whether you know the answer, it's whether
the drunk person knows the answer if you can guess
whether they know the answer two times out of three
while you're the winner.
Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
All right again if you uh, we're trying to call
in great, but I think we have our contested you guys,
so stop at the rest of you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Yeah, everybody, knock it off.
Speaker 9 (01:08:29):
Yeah, take it easy.
Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Let's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian, Good morning guys.
Speaker 20 (01:08:34):
How you do it?
Speaker 21 (01:08:35):
There's Brian.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
There's Brian d u y Q.
Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Now, before we get to the questions account Brian, we're
gonna get a little idea of just how.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
With or not with this person is and who is
this person?
Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
This is Chelsea and she's drinking, of course, but also
she's got some life plans that maybe you have.
Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
I've got an obstacle in front of them.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Okay, here's Chelsea.
Speaker 9 (01:08:54):
I just want to pass out.
Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
I don't care.
Speaker 8 (01:08:57):
I just want to get try.
Speaker 14 (01:08:58):
And what are you gonna do after to get drunk?
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
My husband, I don't know. It's good at it.
Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
Yeah, he's he's he likes it.
Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Sure, I wish.
Speaker 11 (01:09:10):
I want to have a baby.
Speaker 12 (01:09:12):
My sister has a baby.
Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
She's younger than me.
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
I don't Why would your husband give you a baby?
Speaker 9 (01:09:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 29 (01:09:18):
It sucks because we have a roommate and we need
to have our own place.
Speaker 12 (01:09:22):
Well, what if what if he gave you a baby tonight?
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Would that be?
Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
I love that he is Okay?
Speaker 11 (01:09:27):
She has goals.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Yeah, she's hungry for seed.
Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Still roommates, Yeah, you know what, before you have kids,
that is a good goal.
Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Not not having roommates. Yeah, don't have a roommate. That's
a really good building considerate Ye. All right, So that's
that's Chelsea.
Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
You're just gonna have to guess whether she gets these
questions right, yes or no two out of three times here, Brian,
and then we're just taking fun guesses on Menace and Sammy,
if they'll know it, Here we go Question number one
for the d u I.
Speaker 14 (01:09:54):
Q Adam and Eve had three sons, name any one
of them.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Don't know as you do.
Speaker 9 (01:10:00):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
I'm sure I've heard the names before. But if if
you're asking me, you can put a gun to my head.
Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Heard you've read the names before in your nightly Bible studies.
That's right, absolutely, yeah, that's right. No, I don't know
the answer.
Speaker 9 (01:10:11):
Okay, here's my question. Is this a Gina?
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Is the Torah? Just the first?
Speaker 9 (01:10:15):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Like?
Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
Does that start with Genesis and all that rep.
Speaker 17 (01:10:18):
Yeah, okay, so it's it's just more of a vengeful
God and then pre Jesus.
Speaker 9 (01:10:22):
Oh, they do change up the eventful the venge factor.
Speaker 17 (01:10:25):
I mean, he's he's he smites a lot of people
in the in THEA that for the process, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
So it's a prequel.
Speaker 12 (01:10:34):
It's the prequel and the jew edition of the Yeah,
a little more hardcore.
Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
All right, all right, so I will say, uh, oh
my god, this is difficult because I'm going to triple it.
I think I just put me you know what, that's
that's probably a safe bet. Yeah, for this kind of
question in the first game the game wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Yeah, So I'm going triple no, triple no Gina, triple
no Greg, triple nipple.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Chelsea will get
the answer right?
Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
No way?
Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
All right, Brian, what do you think I say? No?
No question number one?
Speaker 14 (01:11:14):
D U I q Adam and Eve had three sons.
Name any one of them?
Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Menace, Joseph, Sammy.
Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
Caine, all right?
Speaker 12 (01:11:26):
And Seth I've heard, don't forget good old Seth.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Is Seth one of them. Really, the son of Adam
and E was born. He was born to after Kane
killed Abel, they said, hey, we need another one of these. Yeah,
get Seth on up in here.
Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
If you're wondering, what are you messing with me? Seth
is one of them.
Speaker 12 (01:11:45):
Hey, it's a it's a long standing name, biblical name.
Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
And Keith Roger it's a real.
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Now you might be wondering if if they had three
kids and they're all boys, So how do we have
people they are unnamed other sons and daughters who are
all interbred to make who we are today?
Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
If you believe.
Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
We're all tied about being a cousin, right, yeah, pretty hot, weird?
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
So Brian said that Chelsea would not get the answer right.
Let's see if he gets on the board with his
first point. D U i Q question number one, Adam
and Eve had three sons. Name any one of them.
Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
I read the Bible.
Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
I wasn't a wana Isaac, and Andrew and Mark.
Speaker 29 (01:12:34):
Now they're ugly as they're Bible people.
Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
Yeah, exactly there, Okay, all.
Speaker 12 (01:12:39):
Right, people are ugly Isaac, Andrew and Mark.
Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
So Isaac's people. It was one of the three names. O.
Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Brian, you're on the board. He got one point here
on the t U i Q question number two.
Speaker 14 (01:12:53):
What is any one of the glands that you have
in your body?
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Any one of the glands glands? Does glen is in
your body?
Speaker 12 (01:13:05):
Where in the body?
Speaker 9 (01:13:06):
What is the name of what.
Speaker 14 (01:13:07):
Is any one of the glands that you have in
your body?
Speaker 9 (01:13:10):
Not where, because that'd be too easy.
Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
I will say, Oh, this is tough for Sammy because
there's a lot of stuff that you would think that
she would know, just like the female anatomy thing that
we did that sure, yeah, that kind of rough. Well,
she's learned all about it. But now she knows about
that now she has her period cut.
Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
But I don't know how much about like.
Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
Even though she's kind of a medical disaster, so she
might have heard about some of these things through the doctor.
Speaker 9 (01:13:35):
Blind and.
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
She's got an eighty year old's back.
Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
And I will say yes for Sammy, yes for Menace,
No for Chelsea, O double yes in the room, no
for Chelsea, Greg Gorg.
Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
I was going to say the same thing. I'm confident
with these two. Okay, don't let me down, guys.
Speaker 12 (01:13:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 17 (01:13:58):
I always feel like this is this is the way
I go in Menace. I do owe you an edible arrangement.
I'm going to say yes Sammy, no Menace, no chick.
Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Okay Chelsea? All right, Brian, what do you think.
Speaker 19 (01:14:11):
I'm going with?
Speaker 20 (01:14:12):
No again?
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
No again? Usually a good guest on the d U
y Q. Question number two, what.
Speaker 14 (01:14:17):
Is any one of the glands that you have in
your body?
Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Menace sweat gland? Sweat gland, Sammy pituitary. That's the one
I was thinking of. Whoa men might raise a good question?
Speaker 9 (01:14:30):
Yeah, because I had a friend that was going to
have a procedure and uh, one of the side effects
could have been where he wouldn't stop sweating. And they
said it was like because they've messed up the gland.
Speaker 8 (01:14:42):
Yeah, there are sweat glands.
Speaker 7 (01:14:43):
But is that what they're called?
Speaker 9 (01:14:45):
They are called pseudoriferous met That was a gland?
Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
But isn't it? But isn't that the street name?
Speaker 9 (01:14:53):
Yeah, that's the name on these screets.
Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
I'll give him.
Speaker 21 (01:14:56):
I'll give him credit.
Speaker 9 (01:14:58):
I knew it was a gland. Yeah for you, all right.
I originally wrote down nasal sure.
Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Our contest and Brian said that Chelsea are drunk would
not get question number two correct. If that is the case,
he will be the winner of the d u i Q.
Speaker 16 (01:15:14):
What is any one of the glands that you have
in your body?
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Okay, the hormonal gland, that's like the.
Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
Sequential I seequenthall.
Speaker 12 (01:15:30):
All right, well that.
Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
All right, well Brian, congratulations my friend, you are the
winner on.
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
The d u i Q.
Speaker 11 (01:15:40):
Yeah, she's trying to be quiet.
Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
You You're welcome. Hey, you know, we really appreciate you listening.
Thanks for doing that.
Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
And if you can just do us one more favor,
hold on so we can get your information, get a
prize out to you and have yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 21 (01:15:53):
Okay, yeah you too, guys, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Thanks, Brian. I'll bet you're welcome.
Speaker 12 (01:16:00):
The glands I could think of were mammary glands.
Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
There you go about uh thought right, right, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
technically your OBEs and your tests are both glands.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Glands. The only one that came to mind was the pituitary.
What are the ones in your throat when they when
you're sick and they always go like this.
Speaker 30 (01:16:19):
But swollen glands that your spit glands spit. Yeah, adoids
are actually emphetic tissues.
Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Yeah like lin right, yeah, that's limp. You got lymph
nodes around the neck and then yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
That's all the doctor ever does. It's just kind of
gently tap those.
Speaker 9 (01:16:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
All right.
Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
We got question number three, which are contestant did not
need but we have some fun here with Menace and Sammy.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
On question number three, do u i q?
Speaker 16 (01:16:47):
The three most known sub atomic particles are the proton,
the neutron, and.
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
The what okay, uh uh even I know this one. Okay,
what do you think?
Speaker 9 (01:17:03):
Greg?
Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
I'm gonna I'm gonna do no to Chelsea. Comfortable with that.
I'm gonna yes to Sammy, sorry, no to Menace. All right,
I was gonna say no to Chelsea, yes to Menace,
no to Sammy.
Speaker 12 (01:17:17):
Same interesting, same, I'm doubling down on that.
Speaker 5 (01:17:19):
I agree on the Chelsea, but we're flippy floppy with
menace and Sammy? What do you guys think do you
think that she's gonna get it?
Speaker 23 (01:17:27):
No?
Speaker 20 (01:17:27):
No, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Question number three d u i Q.
Speaker 16 (01:17:31):
The three most known subotomic particles are the proton, the neutron, and.
Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
The what sammy electron? Menace, ion on it would be electron? Yes,
ions in the family or part of a family? Adjacent
question number three, Chelsea, Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Do u i Q.
Speaker 16 (01:17:56):
The three most known subotomic particles are the pro the neutron, and.
Speaker 14 (01:18:02):
The what.
Speaker 8 (01:18:03):
Trying neutron and iron?
Speaker 14 (01:18:08):
Are there any of those in your body right now? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:18:11):
Like irons?
Speaker 17 (01:18:13):
I love should combined your answer answer Apple, shout out
to Tron.
Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Oh, there's your d u i Q here on this
Friday morning, Lady me with the sweep.
Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
I know speaking of Tron by the way, manas I
saw in my neighborhood, of all places, another cyber truck
wrapped to look like a Sweet Tron vehicle that I
had to follow to make sure it wasn't somebody had
stolen my car somehow.
Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
But now we need to do meetups. Hell, yeah, you
should do more than Yeah, Doc, yeah you should be Cybertron.
Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
We got more to show for you next.
Speaker 15 (01:18:47):
Hang on, they come in here with some insane story
about stuffed animals and us blisters and being in plastic
tupper wearing you it'xcept me to believe a word.
Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Well, I don't and I never will.
Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
The Woody show.
Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Well this is good news. Here's the cheers.
Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
How many times have you bought like, I find two things,
bananas and raspberries. You buy those things, they're dead by
the time you get them home.
Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
Risberries are the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
It's the raspberries. Like, dude, I look at them. I go, wow,
these looks like they have at least a couple of
days less than them. Right, I get him mush, I
get them home.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
They're either mush or like where did that fuzz come from?
Speaker 11 (01:19:29):
Always white?
Speaker 9 (01:19:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
And then bananas, I swear, I'll buy them green to
the store and I get them home and they're ready
for muffin making.
Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Yeah, bana ba inside your house. Where going from the
store to the house the next day, it's like all
of a sudden, you gotta take him out of the
bag though. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Now scientists in the UK have created a new banana
oh that stays fresh for twelve hours after being peeled.
Oh wow, Even at twenty four hours, this new variety
will have thirty percent less browning than a traditional banana.
Everything else is the same same taste, smell, sweetness, texture,
just with edited gens. So this is not GMO because
(01:20:10):
they didn't introduce any foreign genetic material. It just made
a change to the bananas existing genes by disabling the
ones that create the enzyme that browns the bananas.
Speaker 20 (01:20:20):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Okay, it sounds like an organism that's been modified genetically.
Yes me, Well, I guess GMO technically would be to
introduce something I suppose not just Look, I've always been
for GMOs, but not to meat too about it?
Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Yeah me too.
Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
I'm great.
Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Let's make things better. And you know, we don't need
to make grapes anymore with seeds in them. Nobody eats that. Yeah,
I don't know why anybody buys watermelon still has seeds
in it. We have a technology like, it's just a nuisance. Yeah,
so let's make some bananas that don't brown. Hey, you
know what, apply even though I don't eat it, that's
for humanity. Do the same thing with avocados, please, But
(01:20:54):
you can still eat even though it's brown.
Speaker 11 (01:20:56):
Does it doesn't taste good?
Speaker 15 (01:20:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Really, it tastes. It's gross, really.
Speaker 12 (01:21:02):
And kind of bitter.
Speaker 8 (01:21:03):
Can we do that with apples too?
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I would love that apples last forever.
Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
And you're gonna cut them the night before and take
Why would you go through all that and then not
eat it right away?
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Why would you peel a banana and go twelve hours?
Do you make a fruit salad?
Speaker 9 (01:21:18):
That's why?
Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
That's that's the example. That's the example they used in
this article. A fruit salad, people say, and lemon juice.
Speaker 9 (01:21:27):
I don't want to them. I have a question about bananas.
Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Have you heard of the blue java banana?
Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
Is it real? So it's apparently like it's a bluish
like turquoise torquoise type banana and it tastes like vanilla
ice cream. So I tried to look it up and
I'll see like online like, oh, this market sells sells it,
this market sells it.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
But I don't even know if it's real. It could
just be an internet thing that's not real.
Speaker 12 (01:21:50):
It looks like it's real, but it's not really blue.
Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Yeah, but apparently it tastes like vanilla ice cream. Greg
and I know roll ice Cream these new.
Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Non browning well you know, delayed browning bananas and we'll
launch later on this month in several countries including the
US and Canada.
Speaker 9 (01:22:06):
Nice heyo, how can I get that banana?
Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
More Woody shows coming up?
Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
It's not like thrilling for me.
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
The wood Show? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
So are you following the Woody Show on any social
media platform anything?
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Please?
Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Got do that on our on our Instagram you can
follow us at the Woody Show. In fact, if you're
not following on this on Instagram, Instagram has become really
my favorite.
Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
I am almost never on Twitter anymore. Oh yeah or
whatever it is now x which is almost rising, Yeah,
to be quite addicted.
Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Yeah, because I would use it more for news stuff
like news gathering, because I would follow all the news accounts.
But now I have a different system to do that,
and I'm barely on there anymore. It makes me angry
going on that, But I get I get into like
a vortex on on Instagram and I'm doing I'm doing
the scroll thing and it's not doom scrolling. The's a
(01:23:09):
lot of fun stuff And I'll post and repost a
bunch of stuff on our Instagram story like things I
think that that I find funny that I think that
you guys would find funny, so you can check it out.
Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Like Sammy's picture with Ditty, which was shock you shared that.
Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Of all the crap that she has talked about Diddy,
I was really surprised to see her partying with him
on stage double thumbs up, having a great time.
Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Yes, suddenly there's a photo there?
Speaker 11 (01:23:31):
Yeah, who made Who made that?
Speaker 20 (01:23:33):
That?
Speaker 14 (01:23:33):
Is?
Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
What do Who made that? I think Polaroid made it.
Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
It's it's that's on our Instagram story at the wood Show.
But go ahead and give us a follow on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I promise you. It's fun at the Woody Show. Now.
Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
Menace is our social media director, and he keeps up
on all the all the followers and the amount of
engagement and stuff that we're getting across the different things,
all that stuff. It's super important for the kind of
work that we do.
Speaker 9 (01:23:57):
Our engagement right now is like four point six million?
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Is that good?
Speaker 9 (01:24:01):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Is as Aron? Is that good?
Speaker 21 (01:24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Okay? So everything is what we do?
Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Yeah, so everything's going well? Okay, all right, So then
what would you encourage people to do? Would just follow us?
Share like what should people be doing?
Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
I mean, if you do see something you like, I
mean sharing it would be a big deal for us.
But I mean initially just following would be great.
Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
All right, So I would say start with giving us
a follow, Facebook, Instagram. You can find us at the
WOODI show.
Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
I have a basic question for menace that I'm sure
you'd know the answer to, and I kind of know
the answer to it, but not quite. What does impressions mean?
This got four hundred million impressions?
Speaker 9 (01:24:38):
Call it fluffing, but that's what people say that. Yeah,
it's like how many times, like you kuld, Let's say
you're a single person, right, and you viewed something four
hundred times as four hundred impressions views? Okay, yeah, so
I really care about like how many times something? Actually,
(01:24:58):
like how many people actually saw something?
Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
God? Your reach, right is what it would be the
reach I'm getting right, Yeah, to tell.
Speaker 9 (01:25:06):
You'll see some people like, oh I got four hundred trillion,
you know, impressions, they're like not many that that many
people even live on earth?
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Yeah, I call it fluff but yeah, all.
Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Right, so we have done this before where sometimes it's like,
oh my god, I don't know who this person is
or this person's a really disgusting person in some way,
shape or form, and uh, and we're like, how they
have more followers. It's like when somebody who can't get
a date or can't find somebody, and you see this
really awful person and they just seem to be beating
them off.
Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
With the stick.
Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
It kind of reminds me of how I have been
binging old episodes of Cribs and I'm seeing people have
never heard of some beauty influencer. She has the most
amazing house I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I think, who are you.
Speaker 23 (01:25:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
And then there's a person that the Sea Bass is
going to introduce us to.
Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
This popped up on my feed and I was like what,
And I will admit she sucked me into a click
on it because of her.
Speaker 12 (01:26:07):
Look this girl, her name is Shannon Blake.
Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Oh yeah, I know her. There you go. She's very
popular on TikTok.
Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Now she's big on all these platforms. And if you
look in her up, she spells Shannon very stupidly s
H A N I N and she's a She calls
herself an affirmation musician. God more even describe her. Look,
here's a music art here's well, okay, that's here.
Speaker 9 (01:26:29):
You go me a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
Here's her your most famous song called nature, A.
Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Little bit of.
Speaker 29 (01:26:36):
Talk, feel my test existential?
Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Oh god, look at the disgusting nose ring. So here's
the thing. It's one of those they call god the
bull ring. The bull ring.
Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
Yeah, so Shadow guarantee you von vibe to a right
if you'd heard it's that drug music for hippies. Essentially,
it's it's hippiedrug music, but for like the not the
old school hippie. This is for the burning man crowd. Yeah, yeah,
acide rooms she was talking about. Now what the only
reason she's famous her music is not good?
Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Is it still better or worse than what you hear
these dayste is that she is hot.
Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
Well, she has a hot body, but she is skinny.
She shows under boom, she shows as basically naked.
Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Right, she's basically naked and a lot of her things.
But here's the thing too, is she is quickly trying
to ruin her hotness by clamping fifteen things to her face. Yeah,
she's working on face tattoos, neck tato tattoos.
Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Very complicated hair.
Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Yeah, I wouldn't call it d I wouldn't call it
white dreads necessarily, but it's it's like matted and.
Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Gross and it's weird on top especially, And then she shoots.
Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
A lot of her most of her videos on TikTok
are it's her in a I guess a van where
that she's put plastic leaves up because she's very natural,
so plastic and she puts her face in front of
the camera, which is pretty, which is why she's getting
all this engagement while she has a million plus followers
on just on Instagram and forget the other platforms. And
then she slip syncs along to all of her songs
(01:28:07):
which are about again doing drugs and all the generic
hippie affirmations. This is one called It's called speak My Truth,
Speak Truth.
Speaker 29 (01:28:14):
In the Mountains through Drink and I Alaska Week, the Shans,
the Shift, the mood.
Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
I've been learning about myself and I've been hearing I've
been learning from.
Speaker 12 (01:28:28):
The Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Mountains. I've been knowing about her projection. Good for you,
got Greg, They've met us a gold star post internet being.
Here's the thing. There are people and if you look
at the I will say this.
Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
The one thing about Shannon Blake is the comment section
could be pretty funny sometimes because the people are just
brutal to her.
Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
That's your favorite section, right, more than the comment section,
Oh yes, especially on people like this.
Speaker 12 (01:28:58):
Yeah, so she but she's seen that, and guess what
she has a message to all her haters.
Speaker 29 (01:29:03):
Yeah, big hair, big heart, big life, bing goes chicks.
Speaker 13 (01:29:08):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
I'm not usually one in the flax, but burned it.
I'm gonna talk. Yeah, and then that set of Burning
Man when I was dead.
Speaker 8 (01:29:16):
Yet you're right, I got my whole family, friends, your sheep.
Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Believe everything you read.
Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
It don't work.
Speaker 27 (01:29:21):
You're lucky.
Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
That's a junken.
Speaker 9 (01:29:22):
I don't need a blood to feed me. I'm a
musical moss.
Speaker 10 (01:29:27):
A forday Okayshion. Yeah, kind of like it, Greg, Really,
it's kind of like that rap talk singing. Yeah you
can join now, Greg, but it's not like you've been though.
Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Yeah, I would like your record to show. I'm like Medace.
I'm hearing about her for the first time right now. Yes,
I need to make that clear.
Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
So yeah, she she does like her. It's she's burning
man ayahuasca. She's definitely a modern age New age hippie.
But again, the other reason people pay attention to her
cause she's got a good body.
Speaker 8 (01:30:01):
She's cute though she has a whole vibe going on.
Speaker 9 (01:30:04):
That's yeah, you don't know the vibe.
Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Go back and look at her YouTube page, which I did,
and about six years ago, she was just a basic
like singer songwriter. You could tell she was trying to
rip off whose new girl, Dilly Dationnell with a little mandolin,
all that garbage, like she was another one of those girls.
Speaker 12 (01:30:19):
But once she adopted the got to change up.
Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
You got to have a brand, as they say her
styles like if like Native American dress met angels met mermaid,
Mermaid met you know, like the people who just like
body modification people.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
She has a nose ring. She she has dream catchers
and her stupid dream catchers. But we're adjacent to the
music industry. You have to have a hook, that's not Unfortunately,
you can't just be a good singer or you have
to have a hook. And her hook is like stupid
like generic affirmation music, slash drug music and a body
and it's working for her popping out.
Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
She has a good voice.
Speaker 12 (01:31:01):
She's yes, she's not, she's not.
Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
She's not faking and being a singer. She knows how
to do it. Here's her song. Actually, here's a song
where she talks about her background, which is a little
messed up.
Speaker 29 (01:31:12):
I got a big style, big vibe, big love guy,
real life, really real struck, self made, millionaire, not just
fun trailer parks in a mom van, living weed, trimming well.
Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Failing from a broken home. Dog was drunk most days.
Speaker 29 (01:31:24):
Beat my brother call me a bitch. That's like by
thirteen eleven, step dad decided to touch me off himself.
Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Nobody can love me.
Speaker 9 (01:31:31):
So I cut myself just to.
Speaker 12 (01:31:33):
Feel the music and myself. My brother called me a bitch.
My dad killed myself.
Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Oh my god. Yeah, I could see it getting old
real fast.
Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Well that's the thing, it's already old before. I mean,
you're already see on TikTok because you can do it.
Fit's affirmed you can.
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Forty five.
Speaker 9 (01:31:53):
She can do like a verse one of her songs.
Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
She looks hot and cute and she said all this
dumb stuff going on, and people like, oh okay, but she.
Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Then you go to her life. But it's kind of
like a new restaurant. You might check it out and
then are you going back. Probably not.
Speaker 9 (01:32:04):
How about a kid, you know, smoke something and go
to a show and enjoy it. But that's the thing.
This is pusic for drugs.
Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
This uh, this is one of those things that I
think people hear or they see that this is a
person who made a million dollars or has one point
three million followers and they're going to their job, do
it whatever, and it's like this person is number one
known and this woman is getting paid.
Speaker 9 (01:32:25):
Yeah, but it should like instead of being a hater,
it should inspire No, Yeah, should inspire you to be like, hey,
you know what, let any idiot can do. Let me
just like, okay, as I'm doing my job, maybe I
should just try something. If I fail, I fail, but
at least I tried it. And then they tried it
and it like takes off.
Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Then they're like wow, all right, like somebody's been listening
to some affirmation music.
Speaker 13 (01:32:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
No, it's just like, yeah, you know, don't be a hater.
Speaker 12 (01:32:52):
Try fifteen.
Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Try something like Machine got.
Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Kelly was like a hardcore street rapper to let and
that did work. So now he's kind of a pop
punks and.
Speaker 9 (01:32:59):
He's so VERSU tried like eighty different things before like god.
Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
She well she tried living in a van and being
a poor trailer park person and that didn't.
Speaker 18 (01:33:08):
Work for her.
Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
Yeah, so she became a millionaire.
Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
She got a bunch of drugs. I hear some more songs.
Uh no, okay, Actually here's what. Here's a song I
would because I said I did go through her. I like,
actually I do like this song of hers, the last
one there. It's called a song about d's. Oh, this
is from when she before she did her she started
doing the white person dreads and getting all the stupid
face for your sings. It was just a little girl,
a young woman with a ukulele, singing about getting d's
(01:33:34):
were about to go.
Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
For This is Shannon Blake, s h A and I
n Shannon Blake. Somebody said, if you mute her while
looking at her, not that bad. And that's too much
with a face crast six.
Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
All right, this is a song about d's.
Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
I don't want to see you. You sent a picture,
so I opened it. Didn't expect you today, any day,
or in anyway, but you sent it a new way.
(01:34:12):
I didn't ask to see you today. Well, you probably
spend hours taking pictures of it, sending it to women
thinking that we will love it.
Speaker 23 (01:34:31):
Well, we actually don't. It's actually grow So put that
thing back where it came from, spar us, from your genitalia.
Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
You disagree with this, I disagree with the sentiment of
thousands as a person who loves these This is a
terrible song.
Speaker 6 (01:34:50):
It's terrible, sounds like Garfunkel and notes it's just like
Garfunkel notes, it's direct.
Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Yeah, well it's it's it's I'm gonna do comedy songs
in four song style and.
Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
It sounds like she's playing lyrics on the fly. Yes,
it's just that was her worst song with one of
that we play here on the show. Yet, get Greg
you're not a straight woman. So they hate Wieners, I.
Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Know, because which is strange. It's very weird.
Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
And if you don't like to delete it like so
you saw it, Oh, I don't want to look at this,
delete it like Vagina.
Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
I'm a huge fan. Right, I'll sure, I'll look at it.
You get you want to send it?
Speaker 20 (01:35:23):
You pick?
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Are you going to get? Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
Gross as Sammy The whole comedy you Glailey song didn't
work for her, so she's decided to do ayahuasca. She
has a kill by the way, she has the daughter
who's I think like twelve now, and the daughter will
be in the band with her lipsticking her songs, which
again are about drugs and all of their crap.
Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Well, I I see why she's popular.
Speaker 9 (01:35:44):
Though, I see two reasons why she's popular.
Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Bro, I sure do her front and center. We have
one one point three million followers just on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Again, that's a stun and to old for all the
platforms millions and millions. Wow, and what do we have
to one one hundred and ninety six towns.
Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Just be a hot chick.
Speaker 9 (01:36:01):
It makes life.
Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 12 (01:36:03):
It makes your life. You can do anything you want.
Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
And then that goes what I'm saying. If you're a
hot chick and you're broke, you're just dumb. All right,
there you go. You heard it from Menace. You're messing
up
Speaker 23 (01:36:16):
Next
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advise.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Friday.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
It is June the twenty seventh, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
We are the Woody Show. Thank you for being here.
I go to some of your valuable time this morning.
What of that's great gory? Good morning, Lesina Sea Bass.
We got Sammy Morgan, our associate producer Von, our video
producer Bort, and Menji holding things down the Woody Show
production department. We are not here live today, little summer break,
letting into the fourth of July holiday.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yes, nice, but we got some.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Good stuff lined up for you. And you know what
we say. If you haven't heard it, it's it's study you.
And that said, we'd still like to hear your thoughts
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Speaker 2 (01:48):
Right yeah, coming up for you today, who has more
followers than the Woody Show. That's always humbling.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Talk of social media, also a question what's the pettiest
thing you've done?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
How?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Tom Petty? Have you gone? Fail stories? Because you know
Friday d YQ, that and more here today on the
Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
A couple of things for different people here in the room. Now,
we know that Sammy's had issues with her eyes, Yes,
and particularly like the one eye and the like. There
was maybe that surgery that you would have to have.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah, I have a lazy eye that I had when
I was a kid. So I had to wear a
patch over my good eye to strengthen my lazy eye,
which worked. But as I get older, it's happening again,
and so surgery is the only way to fix it
when you get older.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Now, did you ever, uh, did you ever wear contacts?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, so you will? Well, yeah, because you don't wear
the glasses all the time, right, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I haven't worn glasses all the time until working here.
For some reason, my eyes really hurt when I'm here,
so I have to wear my glasses inside.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And how long did you wear the patch?
Speaker 8 (02:48):
I wore the patch for two years, second and third year.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Yeah, it was not a pirate patch, just like a
band aid, which was so wet because I wanted the
kneon colored ones like Annie who was in my grade,
and my mom going to mind them, and it was
stupid flesh colored.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Wow, I thought it was like all the dazzled and stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Well, there was a thirty three year old woman who
went to the hospital in China and she had a
condition called hemifacial atrophy. Right, so uh, they had surgery
to improve her facial symmetry. And while they were doing that,
doctors found five contact lenses stuck behind her left eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Wow, I mean that's where the came from? Right? How disgusting? Disgusting?
Like how do you not know?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Like how did you like, how did you lose one
and not go oh wait, there's where did it go?
It's not in my eye because then a second, a third,
or fourth a fifth.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
I don't get that either, but it must she must
do daily use contacts, which means you throw them out
after every single day.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Well, you're supposed to, but sometimes people leave them in
and then they sleep with them on and then the right.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Like the one the contacts that I wear last for
like a month is how long you wear them before
getting rid of them. So you're saving them every single time.
You would know if you lost one. But if every
single day you're taking them out.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Anyways, maybe she.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Just like I don't know, forgot like me in them.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I think she just stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
She just don't daily wear ones are paper thin. They
sucked terrible. You can blink them right out.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
She'd been wearing contact lenses for years, had lost several recently,
not realizing there was trap behind her eye. That's that's
pretty stupid. Here you go, see mass If there's less
grass growing on your busy street up top, there's nothing
to do with me. There's a new treatment in the works.
It might be a game changer. It's a new pill.
It's being tested to help with male pattern baldness.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
This is good news for those guys out there.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Unlike other treatments, this one doesn't mess with your hormones
or The results show it might help hair grow back
in just two months. The company behind it, it's looking
for about four hundred and eighty men. All right, you're
a man aged eighteen to sixty five, you fit in there.
But the other parts of you.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Join the study.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
You just need to visit the clinic thirteen times over
about thirteen months. You'll get paid for your time. Now,
some people will get the real pill, the other people
will get that placebo to see how effective it is
versus you know, positive thinking. But if you're interested, Sea Bass,
you can check out PHL study dot com. It's PHL
study dot com. Uh and the company is planning to
(05:28):
test a pill for women later on this year too,
so for you balding ladies.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, you can you can check that out. Propsia. I
saw some video.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
There's some video on on social media that were showing like, hey,
this is what it is when you go to I
think it was Turkey and all these dudes are walking around, yeah,
and on the airplane or just that restaurants and stuff.
They have a big bang along the back of the
head because they go there for the hair transplant.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Ye Turkey. Oh is that what it is?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
What's going on in Turkey? That is like that they
just do it.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
A friend who's been to Turkey, probably fifteen times for
plastic surgery. Really, yeah, just a gay gentleman. I'm sure
they really. It did go well. The follow up did
not go well to one of them.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
But he's not he's not gay. No, it's not a man. Oh,
it's not a man. It's a heterosexual woman.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, that would kind of freak me out, like, yeah,
you're traveling somewhere. Yeah, I mean because I mean, I
guess for a hair transfer, not that big deal, but
for some of that plastic surgery, it's pretty invasive.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
Yeah, surgery.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Can we interview this person fifteen times? Yeah? Maybe ten?
Let's say I would like what kind of stuff boobs?
Some boobs?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Tell me t uh what else? Nothing on the face
I think knows jobs. But that was a long time ago.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Is it way cheaper?
Speaker 10 (06:47):
There?
Speaker 11 (06:47):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Why that is from there?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
She's still she lives here, but she goes there to
do the surgery and we'll stay there in the hospital
and it's much cheaper.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
It's funny you see in the video that I saw
all these dudes walking around because they all have the
same stupid hair transplants on the back.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
Yeah, that's like the Dominican Republic with the BBLS like
a whole. I'll go to the Turkey for I go
to the Dominican. I'm sorry, no offense to Dominicos. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Now, if they can figure out the balding thing, if
they can really figure out because like people will do
the oils and they'll do the rogain stuff, they'll do
the hair transplants.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Pills and by the way, women avoid the pills because
like some of those pills are very bad for pregnant women.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Oh okay, it sounds like you've read up on some
of this balding stuff. We've heard about it, specifically what
they called finaster.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
Women should not say it's terrible. What is it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh okay, wow, you really sold that stuff. It's got
a brand I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
And whoever can come up with something that will uh no,
that will like repigment your hair, you know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Like so.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah, yeah, the facial hair, hair on your head. Uh
you know, they can come up something like that. That
person will make a trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
My fantasy is when you get a haircut and you
think your hair looks perfect, you take a pill and boom.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, like free that's what Greg's been saying.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Growing teeth in Japan.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
All right, so we need the balding thing. We need
the perfect haircut, perfect haircut, the hair color to restore
your original hair color. Don't forget wiener Anders. Yes, yeah,
like like a legit, like like proven. Yeah, like none
of this like stuff about face surgery. Yeah, exactly works
for some people. What pumps ladies need?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh wait that the money everything.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
How many times, like how many days of the minutes
in a day that women spend looking at their face
compared to men, It has to be ten times easily.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Well, yeah, because it's putting on makeup and everything like that.
Speaker 12 (08:52):
You have to exactly, but you don't have to.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
You choose to.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I think the only time I really see myself in
the mirrors, like I have for get down of the shower,
Like I brush my hair and then that's where I
had on. Yeah, I don't even know why I bother
brushing my Oh.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
You don't even have to blow dry your hair anything. God,
showering is it's an hour because you have to shower
and then you have to blow draw your hair and
do all the summer.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Also your butt cracks so dirty from.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
The time, from the time, I'm like, close off in
the shower, out and close back on.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I can do it in twelve minutes. Oh that's hot. Yeah,
by twelve twelve minutes ten. Yeah. But I'm not rushing.
I'm not trying to make it a pit stop. I'm
s curiating.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
No, I'm not even luxuria, and there's no time for that.
But I'm saying just going there. There's no boom boom,
it's done.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Yeah, you have to shave, you have to do anybody
in the shower.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You know, eight seven seven four. Apparently he doesn't even
pee in the shower. He sent us a text not disgusting.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
You're lying text, yeah, because that's what I would choose
to lie about. We are into another new hour insensitivity training,
free politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Thank you for being here and give it us some
of your time today. Greg you menace Hi, there's Gina grad.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Hi Sea basking warning, it's you. Hello, there's Sammy. Morgan
has taken to calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
that's age seven seven forty for footing, so to say,
text over to two two nine eight seven and uh yeah,
So We've talked about pettiness a number of times.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I I do enjoy like a really good petty story.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Yeah, like us, Yeah, people do.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Like we we.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Talked about like the pettiest way you got revenge on
an X, But then I forget what came up. We
were talking about something and just kind of made a
note like, what's the pettiest thing you've done. We haven't
done a last man standing in a while. So if
you've done something very petty that you'd like to share
with now, you could be anonymous. You know, all got
to give us your name because maybe like you really
(10:54):
took a lot of satisfaction in it, but you're just
not necessarily proud of it. Real it was, but you
were so tom petty. Yeah, so you'll call in with
your story about what you did that was so petty.
We'll take another call. We'll decide which one is the
better story. That person moves on until we wrap up
the segment based on how much time we need. But
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then that person who's left standing at the end with
the best petty story will win a prize of some time.
I'm sure that what what prize we have that we
can give you, We've got a ton of stuff though,
different stuff.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I just don't have the list in front of me.
But yeah, life changing.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
But so we'll do that in the next segment. So
be thinking about, like, what's something you did that was
just super petty that you can call in and share
for a chance to win a prize. But the Sea
Bass was saying that he did something. Now Sea Bass
is very petty.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
But this is I don't to be fair, Mine is
not not Tom Petty, not Richard Petty.
Speaker 9 (11:48):
It's Kyle Petty.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's it's it's so tiny and so petty, but it's
the tiniest but I do it all the time. Yeah,
So I just I have just moved recently, so I
was transferring over my internet service and I'm on I'm
doing it via chat, which I know you hate medas.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, it takes you nowhere.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
They just end up telling you they talked to you
for like fifteen minutes and then they tell you to
call the phone number.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
But luckily, luckily, I was able to get it done,
you know, and I'm there and the guy says, Okay,
what's your new address and give him the street number
all that stuff, and he goes, what's the city, state,
in zip code, and I just give him the zip
code because why why because it's not necessary right because
in the zip code is the city and state. It's like,
get that to him, and he goes, what's the city?
(12:30):
Always in the zip code? I don't think he's not
getting because he's might might up you from around here,
and you go, oh, could you get it to me place?
Speaker 13 (12:42):
All right?
Speaker 9 (12:42):
You get right there, it's right in the zip code.
You can look it up him.
Speaker 12 (12:44):
Oh my gosh, he wants to help you.
Speaker 11 (12:47):
You understand, he doesn't want to help me.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
He's doing it for somebody who doesn't like to quote
waste time. Correct, that's the first thing I was staking.
You're on the phone, right, okay, I know on the
chat number one number two.
Speaker 12 (12:58):
I am not.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I am wasting a little bit of time time now
to save him hours of time in his life.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Once again, this is seed Mass being charitable, right right.
Speaker 9 (13:09):
This is okay?
Speaker 14 (13:09):
You know what you know?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
What?
Speaker 9 (13:10):
What do you'll put it in terms you understand? Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Please down, way down?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
If you could put it like in some kind of
condescending tone.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
When Daniel release LaRussa, when.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
He was painting that fence and washing that guitar. He
didn't know what like, he was wasting time and he
was am I doing these stupid pointless tasks, mister.
Speaker 12 (13:34):
And mister.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
And what that stupid little boy I didn't understand is
that the wise old mister came mister sea.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Bass the entire time.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
If you listen to it a little bit differently, I
think mister Miyagi was just being dirty. Oh all least.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Stop and.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Into the step.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Yeah, long out of the mouth. I like that, is
he wrong?
Speaker 15 (14:23):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Come by?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Maybe forget, don't forget to breathe Ye, my pettiness.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's not about revenge per se, but it's about teaching
and not and not giving.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So you sacrifice the time that you would normally like
to save to be a teacher. Your mother, Teresa. So
here's a tech question. Are those chat things real humans?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Depends on what you're doing, Okay, Like at first, they're
probably not okay.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
seOne for says, everything mass does is a exhausting.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, that's what Daniel LaRussa thought when he was waxing
cars and risting that fence.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
Up and down, long.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Strokes, gripping it hard and risting it. It takes a
wiser elevated person to know the true lesson. Uh huh, sure,
Greg Gory.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I make fun of SeaBASS for that example, but I
kind of relate to it, yes, because you know how
some things are like a bigger life lesson. And as
you guys know, And I've told this before, and I
said I would stop doing it, but I can't break
the habit. I'm still doing it. When I leave for
work for the day and somebody's circling slowly on Level
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one waiting for somebody to leave. When there's four hundred
and ninety three thousand spots of eight feet away, you
can see an entire empty row. It might make them
have to walk twenty extra feet to get from their car,
but I'm just gonna circle and circle. So the other day,
I go down and I'm going to get into my
truck to leave for the day, and I see somebody
circling that very top level of the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And I pretended that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I got a phone call because I'm thought, you know what,
there's an empty spot eighteen feet away.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Just go park there.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You're wasting all this time circling and circling and circling
to do what ultimately save yourself from taking fifteen extra steps.
So I pretended to be on the phone call, waited
until they gave up. They went down to level two.
Then I went too much.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, wow, I let them go to level two.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I'm such an a hole for doing that, but I thought,
come on, the garage is not full, you can park
right there instead of park Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Right, That reminds me.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
I do have a petty story as well, same kind
of thing. Parking lot situation. And you know, I don't
understand when Okay, let's say you're driving down one of
the aisles of the parking lot, right one of the
and you see somebody backing out like they haven't backed
out yet. Okay, maybe you go by. Why do people
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when the car's halfway out still just drive around them?
Speaker 16 (16:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I hate the person's backing out of the spot to leave.
Let him back out.
Speaker 12 (17:02):
You see what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
You're supposed to yield to that person whose car is
halfway out, right, But.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
The reason they're backing out is they can't see you yet.
Let them finish what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Exactly right, and you almost hit them. All of a sudden,
your car goes.
Speaker 12 (17:16):
On his own break.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, just sound like a terrice there every park in America,
like people are doing that.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I find that's happening a lot more anyway.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
So I'm walking to my car, I see a car,
this guy in a truck doing that. Person's a halfway
on the spot. He drives around him. Now he sees
that I'm getting into my car, and he likes my spot.
Oh so I'm like, ugh, So I got my car,
I put it in reverse. I backed out about halfway
or so, and then just straightened out and pulled.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Right back in, as if you just arrived.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Yeah, he saw me walk out like walking to my car.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I had the bag in my hand.
Speaker 12 (17:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
I just backed out, straightened up, pulled back in, got
back out of my car, and then stood there and
waiting for him to pass by. Now and in the
process that person that he had just gone around to
get to my spot, that spot was already taken by
the person behind them.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, so yeah, dick along those lines. Though.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
If you're in a public place like a grocery store
parking lot, and you're waiting because somebody sees somebody pulling out,
there's an empty spot six spots away.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
They'll wait all they can't wait, Well, come and watch that.
Far go to the next one.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
I say that as somebody who's never done it. No,
I've done that. I go, and then I'm sitting there
for a while. I go, why am I waiting?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Are you waiting? This is dumb right there? Why do
I keep circling to try to find somebody? There's a
ton of spots.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
Just walk over here an extra five.
Speaker 17 (18:42):
You know what makes you guys so good at being petty?
Apparently you're not afraid of the possible confrontation that could
come out of it. I think that keeps me from
being petty a lot, because if I did what you did,
I'd be afraid that the guy would get out of
his card and yell at me.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I would say, hey, somebody told me I was part
too close to the other guy, and I'm not getting
my car dang, so I'm not leaving.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yes, sorry, man, you just lie. You can lie to them.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
You don't know them, you don't owe them anything, all right,
So we'll open up the phones. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
that's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You're gonna call
in and tell us what's the pettiest thing you've done,
and we'll hear your story out. Then we're gonna take
the next call. We'll all decide here in the room,
which one is the better story of the two. That
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person will move on. You want to be the person
who's left at the end, still standing when we run
out of time for the segment, and that person's gonna
get a prize. Nice again, I don't know exactly what
the prize is gonna be, but we'll give you something.
What's the pettiest thing you've done? Eight seven seven forty four,
Woody Morgan and Samuel gets you set up on the
phones right now. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodies.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
We love him, but he's a monster. We don't care
what he looks like.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
This is the Woody Show, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
So we got people lined up on the phones.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
What's the pettiest thing you have done? Last man standing?
Tell us what you did. We'll hear the call after yours,
decide which one moves on. Whoever's left at the end
will win a prize. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. And let's say
(20:13):
let's go to the phones and get started here first
one up, let's go to uh, let's see how about Jonathan.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Hey, good morning, Jonathan. How are you?
Speaker 18 (20:27):
Yeah, how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
We're doing great? A right, So what's the pettiest thing
you've done?
Speaker 18 (20:31):
So back in two thousand and six, my cousin he
wanted a PlayStation three for Christmas so bad, and so
my aunt got it from him. But that thing was like,
I mean seven eight hundred dollars at the time, and
so that's all he got. And his little brother and
sister both got a bunch of little things, you know,
(20:53):
a lot more gifts, but they were just more smaller items,
and so he kept complaining and complaining, and you're planning
got on my nerves. So what I did was when
I went and showered Pete in his shampoo.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's a classic.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that that that's a classic.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
All right.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah, there's the other one. Back in the day, I'm
not sure anybody does it. Isnair still a thing?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (21:19):
Remember yeah, the chemical like hair removal.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah, Like there were people that would say, oh, I
would put an air in somebody's shampoo bottle.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
Yeah, that's just wrong.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Pan's bad though, all right, Jonathan, hang on one second,
let's go to anonymous, Good Morgan, anonymous, Holy Wit Show, anonymous.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Right, so what's the what's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 13 (21:41):
Okay, So I I regret it and it's stupid, and
I remained anonymous because I've shouldn't learned that it might
be illegal.
Speaker 19 (21:48):
But I took the page.
Speaker 13 (21:50):
Out of I took a page out of Menaces book,
and after getting into like a Facebook argument with people,
I just wanted them to know that they weren't anonymous.
So I looked up, you know, their name and their
hometown and easily found where they lived and just posted
a picture of their house. If I couldn't find that information,
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I looked up like where their wife worked and just
said like, oh.
Speaker 20 (22:13):
Hey, should I check out blah blah blah.
Speaker 13 (22:15):
I heard they have like a great accounting department, knowing
their lives worked in the accounting department.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
But you posted this online like Menace will like email
it to them directly? Yeah, well necessarily posted I think
that in trouble. Yeah, yeah, that you can.
Speaker 21 (22:29):
Get I did not know about and I've learned about it.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
All right, Well, let's see who who do you want
to go with?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Peeing in the shampoo bottle.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
It's pretty obvious.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Or you know, sending people picture of their house and
also letting them.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
Know that terms of petty, that's that's pretty good. I
think the peing in the it's what's organic.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
It's well, it's also like fifth grade stuff. And they
have no idea that number one that happened.
Speaker 9 (22:58):
Number two? Why in effective as far if you.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Would have followed up, I guess and you would have
told him, Hey, how'd your shower go?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Why smoke pe?
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Ye, that's because you're being ungrateful about your Christmas present?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So you have that, all right, Anonymous, Hang on one second,
you are moving on, Jonathan, thank you so much for
the call. I appreciate you listening to the Woody Show. Uh,
let's go to Kathy. Hey, good morning, Kathy.
Speaker 20 (23:23):
Hey, good morning. All ready, Greg, I'm the one that
texts about my husband in the face mask too.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh okay, okay, so what uh? What's your petty story.
What's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 20 (23:34):
Well? When I was pregnant with my daughter two years
into my marriage, I told my he doesn't shay out
anything ever happened in that relationship. Tell us now and
I'll forget any if you cheat on me or anything,
I will forget it now, and was going to start
new because you can have a family, right, gave him
many cancers, gave him any chances. Well, I found out
six weeks after my daughter was born by setting him
up on fake y'allhoo, messed in your account about being
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another girl, and he admitted to me everything months and
working sall and walk. Well, I didn't know what to do.
I was I didn't want to single mother at six months,
you know, six weeks old, so to punish him and
need to get up until I was over it. The
first thing I did was he was taking a shower
and I gave him a nice ice bath right over
the top of his head.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
Nice.
Speaker 20 (24:18):
And then we had an extra mattress for a crib
that somebody gave us, and it was just on the
floor in my daughter's room and we were going to
keep it. Well, he had to sleep on that mattress
for about six weeks in her room with her.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Well until I like how she.
Speaker 20 (24:33):
Said, and he's six foot four.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I like how she said, until I was over it.
Speaker 12 (24:37):
Yeah, she'll let you know when.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
She's she'll definitely be sleeping next to newborns. Oh wait yeah, yeah,
when you're six four? All right, So who's petty story
do you like the best? Are we sending pictures to
the houses or we're making the doctor the doctor?
Speaker 22 (24:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
I mean I kind of liked the idea, Like the
guy he knows he messed up, so he's not going
to fight her on doing it. Tr Yeah, but uh,
you know, sleeping on the on a baby mattress.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I want to hear more of her stories because I
think they're awesome. She definitely has more.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Yeah, I don't think she's that petty.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
What is that?
Speaker 20 (25:11):
That's my alarm going off?
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Sorry, hon, she's knocking one out.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
You take your methadona lie.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
All all right? So who's moving on?
Speaker 11 (25:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
I like yeah as much as I love Kat Kathy.
Thank you for show. Let's go to Greg Hey, Good morning.
Speaker 19 (25:31):
Greg, Good morning. Years ago. Years ago, I bought a
house in East Vale and we all had r V
access for backyards and parking, and I spent more money
to buy a corner house so I didn't have to
deal with another neighbor. Come out one morning and the
neighbor across the street has parked his motor home beside
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my house. I s yeah, hardcore pettiness. I go across
the street confrontacay, why are you parking motor from my house?
It's supposed to be beside your house, behind your gate. Right,
there's a twelve with street. I can work anywhere I want,
so I immediately go pull my motor home out of my
(26:13):
backyard and park it directly in front of his house.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I like that. What did the neighbors say?
Speaker 19 (26:22):
Uh? He never said a word. When I finally moved it,
he moved his motor home back in front of his home.
He got the message.
Speaker 12 (26:30):
All right, Well, who's story?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I think that the marking issues are always petty, just
inherently right.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Yeah, all right, Greg, hold on, don't go anywhere. I
appreciate it, Anonymous, great story. Appreciate Listen to the show.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I told you.
Speaker 9 (26:48):
My neighborhood, like probably like a mile away, somebody has
a gigantic boat parked on the street and they move
it all the time, like from one side to the other.
How does the neighborhood even deal with that? Let's go
talk almost like a mini yacht. Yeah, let's go to Tara. Hey,
good morning, Tara.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Tara can you hear me?
Speaker 20 (27:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
All right, So what's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 23 (27:12):
So?
Speaker 24 (27:13):
I was a restaurant manager at a nice restaurant in Dallas,
and I had a woman who was yelling at my
hostess and really upset because we couldn't get her the
reservation she wanted and telling us, you know, you don't
know who I am, and told it's her name and
and then uh, and then told me she was going
to go eat at another restaurant in town and she
would go spend her money there. So when she left,
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I called that restaurant and canceled her reservation.
Speaker 12 (27:40):
I love it so much.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
That was good, Tara, your queen.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
I like that one.
Speaker 12 (27:50):
Are we forever?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I like it?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
Greg liked all right, Tarah, don't go anywhere. Hang on
one second. Yeah, that's awesome. Hey, great great story man preaching.
Listen to what do you show? Have yourself an awesome day?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Well done? Greg?
Speaker 19 (28:03):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You're well.
Speaker 9 (28:05):
Can enjoy your RV.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, and all the neighbors RV.
Speaker 12 (28:10):
Ervation because she's sticking up for her crew and I
love that.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, and it's in the same realm. Yeah, let's go
to Travis Travis, good morning, Hey, how's it going.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
What's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 21 (28:23):
So this is in regards to my ex girlfriend, the
mother of my kids. She abruptly ended things with me
and changed the door locks, and so I still pay
for Wi Fi and I have the ability to disconnect
access to individual devices.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah sometimes.
Speaker 21 (28:45):
Yeah. So I also suspect pretty certain that she does
adult video activities for financial compensation while my kids are home. Yes,
she should something something like that, but while my kids
are home, and she also lied on the financial disclosure
for the custody paperwork. So here and there I will
turn off her Wi Fi access to her phone and
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her laptop and her work laptop intermittantly.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
That's fine. I like that.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Well, then the customers just aren't getting what they paid for.
Speaker 12 (29:16):
They're getting nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, who store do you like?
Speaker 21 (29:19):
Pretty much?
Speaker 18 (29:20):
Well?
Speaker 12 (29:20):
I do like that, but I just because hair is
my girl.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, I like Terra's so far. Yeah, I mean I
like that in Travis, that's a good one. Very If
I have to pick between the two, it's.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
More serious of an issue though, Like it's more rooted
and anger. I like the restaurant one.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yeah, all right, Thanks for the call, Travis appreciated. Let's
go to Karina. Good morning, Karina, good morning, good morning.
All right, So what's the pettiest thing you've done?
Speaker 19 (29:46):
So?
Speaker 24 (29:46):
I used to have a micromanager boss.
Speaker 25 (29:49):
And there was a meeting location that had been changed
to day prior.
Speaker 9 (29:52):
I know about it.
Speaker 25 (29:52):
I figured she did too, So I went to the
meeting as I should have done, and I did, and
then she was texting me, not knowing like why nobody
was there. But I waited like at least two three
minutes of her songs back to her because I knew
she was at the wrong occasion. So I just let
her have it, and I just let her go to
the wrong places.
Speaker 20 (30:09):
I know.
Speaker 12 (30:10):
Oh that is fun.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I like that.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
As microma, they should know the address. I like that
one a Lotah, We've dealt with a lot of micromanagers,
so we can relate.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yeah, that's Creed, give me a favor. Hang on one second.
I like I like that story a lot. And I
also like the terror story canceling the rude customers reservation
at the restaurant. Let's hold those two, okay, and then uh,
let's let the listeners decide on the text. Yeah, So
we'll open it up and then now you guys will vote,
and then we'll tell you after the break which one
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is the winner for this round of Last man Standing
Pettiest thing You've done? We want you to text the
number one, just the number one over to two to
ninety seven for the story Tara told about canceling the
rude customers reservation at the other restaurant, So text one
of Tony for that or being that Karina, the one
we just heard should win, purposely didn't tell her boss
that she was going to the wrong location for a meeting.
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Text to number two over to two to ninety seven.
So one for Tara canceling the reservation, two for Karina
not telling her boss about the new meeting location.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Is the.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I will reveal who won the text vote for this
roundup Blast man Standing, what's the pettiest thing You've done?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
TEXTA came in five one five.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I sold a house and the people were just complaining
about every little thing saw.
Speaker 9 (31:36):
I was pissed.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Part of the deal was a brand new shed still
in the box in the backyards.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So I pulled what appeared to be vital pieces.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Out of the box on my way off the property,
so it would be useless.
Speaker 12 (31:51):
Love that's very bad.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I love it. They don't need this screw.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Yeah, all right, So the votes are in and we
have Karina, who purposely didn't tell her boss that she
was going to the wrong location for a meeting. So
the boss, like an a micromanager, I guess, showed up
at the wrong place, and you know, Connie was just
enjoying that little piece of satisfaction. And then Tara, who
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canceled a rude customer's reservation. She's a manager at a restaurant,
or was a manager at the time at a restaurant.
Person's complaining saying, well, I'm going over here, I'm gonna
give them my business instead business, I swear. So Tara
called the other place and canceled that woman's restorvation.
Speaker 17 (32:35):
The only thing that stuck about that is she now
that poor restaurant has to deal with her. But that
also means it's the height of petty. It's the definition
of what we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Absolutely, And it was an overwhelming vote. Ladies and gentlemen.
You're winner of this round of last man standing. Is
Tara canceled the customers reservation?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Did you ever hear anything else from that customer ever, again.
Speaker 20 (33:01):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, well, hey you know what.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
And and who knows if she even ate over there,
because if they canceled the reservation, maybe they gave that
table away to somebody else.
Speaker 12 (33:10):
You know, I had a that night.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Yeah, all right, Tarah, hang on one second, we'll get
all of your information. And Karina, thank you so much
for calling in and uh, you know, sharing your story
with us.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
We appreciate you listening to the Woody Show.
Speaker 26 (33:25):
All right, I don't know what, Karna, you're welcome.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
All right, all right, sorry, there we go other things.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah, anyway, thank you for recalls, thank you for text
everybody more Woody Show coming up, Woody.
Speaker 9 (33:48):
Show.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Welcome back everybody year.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Insensitivity training, freight, politically correct world on Wooding.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
That's great. Gordon Menace is here. What is that?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
We got?
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Gmac grath, see Bess, we got Sammy phones are open
at eight.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Seven seven forty four Wooding.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
You can hit us up with eight text open to
two two nine eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
So we we got somebody who's going to be stopping in.
I got some questions for him. Uh, this is a
co worker.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
I don't want to say what it is yet because
I don't I don't want I want to get it.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Like a real answer.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
I don't want to have a chance to sit there
and come up with something from Okay, but yeah, that'll
be coming up to the next segment, all right, But
it has to do with make an extra money on
the side.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yeah, I was. I was reading about this mail man
in Washington, d C. He got busted.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
He stole one point six million dollars in checks from
people's mail.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
Really, I didn't think they did that, And.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
And he used the money to travel.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
He was staying in luxury hotels, he would visit the
strip clubs. He was really living it up. But he
was found guilty of theft of mail, bank fraud. He's
looking at thirty years in prison for the fraud, another
five years for stealing the mail. He was also found
guilty of unlawful procurement of citizenship or naturalization because he
lied and he told the Citizenship and Immigration Services that
(35:18):
he hadn't committed any crimes when he applied to become
a naturalized citizen. So for that he's looking at another
ten years. Like what a dumbass.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I've never really fully understood that though. Let's say you
write a check to Menace, yeah, and I steal it.
How does a check made out to Menace do me
any good? I don't get ye. Sure, I think you
can just cash it really.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Well because you can endorse it, right, Yeah, so some
like if Menas signed it and you had it, you
could turn it in.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
And now, especially with ATMs and being able.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
To just put checks in, I can't tell you how
many times I didn't even sign the back of my
check and.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
I put it into the ATM.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
It just takes it.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
But I'm sure like if somebody said, hey, I never
got that check and they investigated it, because they would
see it cleared, they would see what aunt because the
ATM would obviously know what account.
Speaker 9 (36:04):
Belonged to, the funds wouldn't be immediately available, Yeah, right,
so it would have to clear.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Also, a guy has been sentenced to fraud in a
scheme that involved him running multiple sham companies, including one
called vandal A Contracts Industries, which George Costanza on Seinfeld
had falsely claimed to have interviewed for a job on Seinfeld,
so he he commenced these seventeen people to invest in
(36:31):
bogus projects like buying and flipping houses or fake crypto
ventures promising these high returns, but instead of investing the money,
he used it either for himself or to pay back
earlier victims, and so he was caught. He was sentenced
to nearly four years in prison order to repay one
point three million God, how.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Do you feel about doing that?
Speaker 23 (36:50):
Do you?
Speaker 9 (36:50):
Just like ask in person?
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Do you a good talker? I mean your vandalid contracting?
What if somebody calls?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
What if? What if somebody calls to verify this is
a real thing? When the phone rings, you have to answer.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
They had Lan Industries? Right? What is that?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
You're in latex?
Speaker 9 (37:10):
And what do I do with latex?
Speaker 20 (37:12):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (37:12):
No, you're manufactured right here in this little apartment.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
And what do I say about you?
Speaker 11 (37:18):
You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I'm going to hire you as my latex salesman?
Speaker 21 (37:23):
Right?
Speaker 9 (37:23):
I don't think so?
Speaker 12 (37:28):
You want to be my latex salesman?
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Show?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
All right, welcome back mins the Woody Show, Woody rag Menace.
There's Gina grad Hey, Sea Mass is here.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
We got Sammy Morgan is taking your calls eight seven
seven forty four Woody. Actually, I think we got von
on the phones right now because we have Morgan in
here for a very uh, very specific reason. Yes, because
we have somebody else here in the studio who's not
normally in here with us, and that would be Ice.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (38:05):
I feel like I'm at a rave right now.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Y ak Amanda, Now, Amanda, how did you get the
nickname Ice?
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Oh? I had a very special stint on a reality
show a long time ago called Flavor of Love three. Yeah, yeah, no,
definitely not that show, and Flavor Flavor instead of calling
me Vanilla wanted to call me.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh. I was wonder where that name came from.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
I knew that you had done that Flavor of Love show,
I didn't know that's how that name came about.
Speaker 19 (38:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Well, so anyway, Ice works for one of our stations,
ninety three one the Mountain in Las Vegas. And yeah,
she was just by the studios and wanted to say hi,
And we actually had some questions for you.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh yeah, have you met Morgan already?
Speaker 20 (38:51):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (38:51):
Yeah, okay, you just said hi.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Well, I feel like I already know you guys, like
face face Ice, Morgan, Morgan, Ice.
Speaker 9 (38:58):
Yeah, And I feel like they clicked instantly.
Speaker 11 (39:00):
Instantly. Yeah, I was like, why does it smell like poop?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Sorry, guys, I.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
Was eating eggs when she got here, so sorry, yeah,
but no, you can tell us is a cool bit.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
Sorry, lover's warm welcome.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yeah, all right, So we've been trying to talk to
Morgan because we found out that Morgan has an only
fans account set up.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Okay, yes, yeah, and like she wasn't doing much. She
kind of just wanted to see if she can get.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Any money out of it by not really doing much,
just kind of like thirst trap pictures, not.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Like basically what I was posting on Instagram at the
time pretty much. This was like COVID time. Yes, So yeah,
I was like, why not throw it up there?
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Now we've been talking her about because she's like, oh,
Greg and I talk about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Women have so many opportunities to just make extra cash
left and right, yes, by selling random crap pictures of
their feet, pictures, used pennies, whatever you like. If you
hate money, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
And Samy's always.
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Like, no, I'm not, I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
So we had an idea for it because she's trying
to get money together.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
Here turns sideway so she can see your nose.
Speaker 7 (40:07):
Oh oh thanks, okay here.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Well, no, because I'm trying to tell the story. So
she has a frame of Rover. She's trying to get
enough money together so she can get a nose job.
Speaker 11 (40:14):
Look at my nose, I have to say, are we
the same person? Look at my nose?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Similar?
Speaker 11 (40:19):
Similar? Are you polish? No? Well, not that I know.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I don't think you have a huge nose. I don't
think you do either.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
All right, Well it's something I'm to be honest.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Greg is probably grossed out by your nose ring. Do
you haven't I didn't even notice on the side side
show Greg, I didn't see. I mean, what do you
think you can pull it off?
Speaker 11 (40:37):
Thanks?
Speaker 27 (40:38):
But Greg's being so nice. I think it looks I
just want to put Greg on the spot. Don't definitely
not a fan of those rings. Yeah, but you can
pull it off anyway.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
So anyway, we try to talk to Morgan about doing
like the feet thing, but in a fun way, like
we can get like a like a Flintstone set.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
Up, like little TV sets diorama from the diorama.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
To make it fun and then people can join her
Instagram and Nancy her only fans, and she can raise
some money that way. Now, the reason I'm asking Ice
about this is because Morgan Ice has an only fans.
Speaker 19 (41:14):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
And the reason I know about this.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Is because she's not shy about it, clearly not shy,
but she promotes it on her social media and on
the radio stage.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
Yeah, there's smart, respect respectfully, I.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Promote what do you mean respectfully? Okay.
Speaker 11 (41:29):
So the way I look at it is and I've
been wanting to do this for a long time, Okay,
probably as long.
Speaker 7 (41:33):
As you are you recent did you start recently?
Speaker 11 (41:36):
November first is when I launched. And let's just say
the same thing. It's just thirst trap photos. I'm not
on there like I can't standing stuff. I'm not finger
banging myself on there.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
But is there nudity?
Speaker 11 (41:50):
No, not at all. The farthest I go when it
comes to nudity is just pasties. Yeah that's good. And dude,
it's like you look at Chicks and Victoria's Secret Model
MAC magazines and they're like more nude than I.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (42:03):
So I've been averaging one thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Okay, that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (42:09):
And I'm not even so I do have a subscription
based profile. And I'm telling you, guys, I did research
on talents, curiousness, we want to know. So it's just
a business. So you have to you have to know
how to promote and market yourself, which I think we
all know how to do that here in this room. Sure,
And you already have to have a fan base, which
I think you already have.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
We got to not be girls, you get. That's where
we fail. Yeah, Greg could get away that. I think
Greg could have like an only fans that other like
dude other gay dudes and women the straight women that
we hear from all the time. You think Greg is
like the sexiest required nudity.
Speaker 11 (42:42):
No, no, don't. Okay, you talked about farts. I got heat.
I can read a message from you guys. Yeah, so
this guy be he's absolutely obsessed with my feet in
my butt.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
But that's it.
Speaker 11 (42:56):
I'm just like bending over like this, and it's like, boom,
here's twenty dollars, boom, here's five dollars. And my subscription
fee is nine ninety nine a month, and right now,
and I'll fluctuate, but.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
What do you promise? People? So for a month they were.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
Getting sexy photos of me in lingerie with pasties a thong,
and there.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Was volume though, like do they expect ten new ones
a day or is it one a day?
Speaker 11 (43:17):
So I try to be consistent throughout the week, at
least two to three posts a week. When I launched,
I was trying to because they say you want to
have at least one hundred pieces of content on your
page to make it feel like you've already kind of
established yourself in that world. But having that audience already
will propel you into it further. Because as soon as
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I launched, and that's that's another thing too. That's why
you got to be discreete and careful with how you promote,
because a you're gonna get banned on Snapchat, which is
what I did. So Twitter has been the best paid
place I've found.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
To Twitter.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Twitter, you can get straight. I think I think I
saw like double penetration on Twitter.
Speaker 12 (43:57):
Definitely did they have that pretty sure.
Speaker 11 (43:59):
But the more you do it, the more you just
kind of get like And then I was like Saint
Patrick's Day, I had green pasties on it, and I'm
for twenty friendly, so like I'm all about just flirtation
and fun and the way in my brain how it
works for me. I've been talking to dudes online for
twenty years, doing this job and for free. Yeah, so
why am I not charging these dudes for my time?
(44:22):
Thank you, my beautiful nose, your feet, my feet, my
farts and everything else that comes with it.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
By the way, the more I look at you two
like you guys could be system. I never I never
thought about it. I see you online, I see you
all the time.
Speaker 7 (44:41):
I want to just stay, not going back to.
Speaker 11 (44:45):
But my parents though my dad knows about it. My
mom they're like, just don't tell us.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Was our next question?
Speaker 11 (44:50):
Yeah and down?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
So who takes the photos? I do you do?
Speaker 11 (44:56):
We're content creators. You got the camera, you got okay, tripod,
my tripod. I got my thing, and you got to
do the angles man. So I feel like I lose
weight sometimes too, because you're sucking it in and you
gotta make it look so hell yeah. Yeah, it's the
whole thing's like a professional thing.
Speaker 7 (45:11):
Do you message people? Because dming is the thing on there.
Speaker 11 (45:14):
So that's how I make the So for the subscription,
you can't do paid perview posts. So let's say I
had a post on there that was kind of maybe
a little bit more ri scathe that. I'm like, oh,
you should be paying more money to see this. I
would do that in a DM if you had a
free like that's where the fart video.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Requests something specific that's on the page.
Speaker 11 (45:36):
You got it. But for the nine ninety nine subscription,
they're just getting the two to three posts that I'm
posting a day. And then I was doing a titty
drop Tuesday video. I love that. I'm just like and like.
But with Pasty, I was doing suck it Sundays, I
was sucking pickles. Yeah, brand you gotta find like I'm gooky,
I'm weird. I don't care, and I'm just like it's
(45:59):
like whatever, I just want to entertain.
Speaker 7 (46:01):
That's why I'm inspired right now.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
Just do it, Just do it. Don't don't worry about
what anybody else thinks.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
She's got a boyfriend now.
Speaker 11 (46:11):
Oh I don't care about that.
Speaker 14 (46:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (46:14):
And also he's offered to be the one that sells
the feed peck.
Speaker 17 (46:17):
Well, there's who's paying your bills me?
Speaker 11 (46:20):
Okay, there you.
Speaker 23 (46:22):
Go, thank you.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Okay, what did that paper? Well, I mean, do you
have a boyfriend? No?
Speaker 5 (46:26):
You don't have a boyfriend, okay, because I was gonna say, like, uh,
that's got to be a tricky situation too, because even
if you're into it and you want to, you got
to worry about like what somebody.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Else has found about it, even if it's just feet. Right.
Speaker 11 (46:37):
There was a guy that I was talking to that
I started, you know, this only fans adventure and he
was like, oh, he's like I can't okay. Yeah, so
he's not the one.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
He's one.
Speaker 7 (46:49):
There's plenty that will. Yeah, it's so common these days.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Yeah. So so my wife just signed up. Really she
hasn't done it.
Speaker 7 (47:02):
We could have sets with our feet together, you have
out side of the radio world.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
How would you promote this? You know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (47:09):
That's a great question because.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I don't know how anybody promotes it.
Speaker 11 (47:12):
Well, another another reddit. Reddit is a very good place
to find niche audiences that are like into tattoos, maybe
they're into piercings, maybe you know what I'm saying. And
so then but then I started researching Reddit and how
to use Reddit and how to become you know, you
gotta it's like the ranks, and so I've dabbled into
(47:33):
that a little bit. For right now, it's just the
innocent photos on Instagram and Facebook where I feel comfortable
sharing for my family to see because I really don't care,
but like a little bit, just a little bit a
piece of me in there. But uh, but the only
fans page itself. So word of mouth, Amelia Newdy.
Speaker 12 (47:58):
You're the best people find.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
We're talking about.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
I can call you a colleague because you're on You're
on the same station, all right, This is this is
Ice and she's one of the DJs at our station
in Vegas, ninety three to one in the Mountain, and
she just popped by for a quick visit. And we
knew that she did this only fans thing because again
it's all over her Instagram and stuff, and we've been
talking to Morgan about So if you're just tuning in,
that's kind of what's going on here. It's a tornado
of personality. And so here's here's a question. So you
(48:27):
start making money, you get to one thousand dollars a month,
like you said, right now, this is the beginning stages.
Do you think it gets to a point where you're like, hmmm,
I've gone as far as I can go with this.
And then you consider.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Showing a nipple or like you know, maybe your bush
or something.
Speaker 11 (48:40):
I've had people ask me that. They're like, oh, just wait,
should see the money start rolling in your And I'm like, dude,
do you even know who I am?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
I would be because I think I'd be weak to that.
If I think I would start with it would be
like a great way.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Yeah, exactly, I would start with standards and next thing,
you know, I'll be putting table leggs in myself. Yeah,
car keys, like like you do, like you do like uh,
you know, Booby Tuesdays or whatever, like I would do, yeah,
like Ruby Tuesdays, like Ruby Tuesday, like I'd be doing
like you know, like will it.
Speaker 17 (49:11):
Fit yeah, brunch, yeah, brunch.
Speaker 23 (49:15):
No.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
Wait, we were talking about this yesterday in the car.
That's another fun thing too. You start thinking of like
fun ideas toot for Tuesday, Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 17 (49:26):
In terms of angles, Morgan can work. She's really into
like boxing and UFC. Right now, how hot would it be?
She had like boxing gloves on us, like pasties. I'm
telling you that's.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, what about those UFC dudes?
Speaker 9 (49:37):
Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 4 (49:38):
I'm saying, But like that that's like a whole that's
a whole available audience TOD because you're into that stuff,
you can do things that are themed that way.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Like specific.
Speaker 7 (49:45):
Yes, you know it's interesting you have something your face
stuff a shiner.
Speaker 5 (49:50):
Morgan went to the UFC headquarters and they had like
the canvases and stuff from old fights and stuff, and
there was like dried blood and she's getting excited about that.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Yeah, imagine it. Yes, there's there's a there's a.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
Thirst, yeah for this stuff like dirty gritty.
Speaker 11 (50:07):
Yeah, it's hot.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
It's tough, but hot.
Speaker 20 (50:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
You could be like in a submission hold or something
or whatever, whether they want to be choking some dude
at choking out.
Speaker 9 (50:15):
Wait, who's that girl that we just met? Morian She
had only fans from Powerstop and.
Speaker 7 (50:20):
She did UFC, oh page vans aunt.
Speaker 12 (50:22):
Yeah, she makes she makes bank.
Speaker 7 (50:25):
But she's you know, she's very big in combat sports
in general. But yeah, most of her money I'm sure
now comes from only fans.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Yeah, so what's your Let me ask you this, So,
what what's your end goal? Not just whether the only
fans like if you if you got to create, uh,
whatever it is that you got to do for a living.
Speaker 11 (50:40):
Yeah, well, it's definitely to be the voice of a
cartoon character. That's the dream.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Is that right, that's the dream?
Speaker 11 (50:46):
And thank you. I appreciate that. And so what what
I'm doing with this only Fans is just an extre
source of income right now. Man, It's just something that
because I even think about it now too, and I'm like,
oh god, I got to cut some content for these
idiots on my only Fans And you know it's.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Because the job I would be calling the customers idiots.
Speaker 11 (51:02):
Well, no, you need.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
How long a week?
Speaker 7 (51:07):
Like, how many hours a week do you spend on
only Fans?
Speaker 11 (51:09):
So what I do is I'll shoot all of my
content in one day, and I shoot enough content for
a month, mart, But I'll be doing that for like
three or four hours out because I'm changing outfits. I'm
doing different makeup, different hair, you know. Ratio though, and
then you schedule looks.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Are you on the page right now?
Speaker 11 (51:25):
Okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Do you haven't shut out the r.
Speaker 11 (51:32):
It's just the OnlyFans dot com slash dude, it's ice.
Speaker 28 (51:35):
Dude, it's dude. Follow me on only fans bro, dude,
you are you are out there? I follow you know,
we we see to post this stuff that you'd make. So, like,
I know, Greg, let's get your opinion on her on
her living room setup. Okay, right, let me let me
let me walk you through this.
Speaker 4 (51:54):
Okay, So she was you were you were filming something
and it was a story on your Instagram, And what
would you think about this aesthetic? Okay, she's got the
TV on a TV stand that's just covered in bumper stickers.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah, okay, covered bumper stickers. That's number one. And then
above the TV, which, by the way, how big is
that TV?
Speaker 11 (52:11):
Because met us by judge, you're like a sixty inch
TV the beginning.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
Yeah, see, maybe maybe a couple more subscribers you can
get like yeah, and then above the TV right and
above the TV, it's a giant you ever see those
fat heads they have for yeah, uh for like you know,
for sports sports stickers. Different it's a big decal. She's
(52:36):
got her own logo, the logo, yeahs that. But about
this bit and it's stuck to the wall bumber TV.
Speaker 9 (52:44):
Great, give our thoughts.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
My thought is that, okay, for bumper stickers on a
TV stand belongs at the radio station, not at the home.
That's like sounds like something you want to be into.
Like when you're like twenty one, you're getting the radio?
Are your stickers every are you in your thirties?
Speaker 11 (53:01):
I'll be thirty nine in June thirty.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
I wouldn't have guessed that flavor of love to come
on guys.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
And then and then your your ice fat head over
your TV is almost equivalent of our friend Tony who
has his name tattooed on his arm three times? Like,
are you gonna forget who you are while you're sitting
watching TV?
Speaker 11 (53:23):
Hey guy, Greg? Yeah all right?
Speaker 1 (53:28):
I mean that at least it's not your name. You're
who you are when you like when you're sitting at
home watching TV and go, oh that's right absolutely. But
I mean I like that you consistent.
Speaker 12 (53:37):
That you but thinking like a business woman.
Speaker 17 (53:39):
Are any of those bumper stickers sponsors?
Speaker 11 (53:42):
Uh no, oh they so product placement, product placement. So
those are the things that like, you get better at.
I think that the longer you do it.
Speaker 4 (53:52):
You know, any dive far you like ba dive bar bathrooms,
that's like that esthetic oh yeah yeah yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:57):
And then your couch does it plug in? That's the
anything to say? Or have cup holders.
Speaker 11 (54:02):
That was my first adult purchase back in twenty eleven,
and I've had that couch.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Fourteen years and I love that is a plug in.
That's good.
Speaker 12 (54:10):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
That's goods cup holder?
Speaker 11 (54:13):
No, cup holder?
Speaker 1 (54:13):
No, that's an adult couch couch. Does that plug in
or have cup holders or recline? Yes, in a basement.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Well, it's been a lot of fun hanging out with you.
Thank you for coming you.
Speaker 5 (54:26):
Check out her her only fans OnlyFans dot com, slash.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Dude it's I and then that's also your social.
Speaker 9 (54:35):
Media stuff too.
Speaker 11 (54:36):
It's just do I say dude and man every other
word dude?
Speaker 5 (54:38):
So okay, So if you are in a relationship, do
you call your boyfriend dude?
Speaker 11 (54:45):
I do say dude a lot. I'm like, sorry, dude, I.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Mean, do you call your dad dude? Call me?
Speaker 11 (54:50):
Sometimes I'll know. I do refrain because I respect my parents,
so I do refrain from. But sometimes if we're just
like in a mood or something, I'm like, dude, come on, dude,
But that's a it.
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Yeah, there's so much that that it's about you that
you like, you would think Greg would.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Hate you, I know, but I really really really like.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
I mean the apartment, aesthetic facts that you would call
like a romantic partner, do the nose ring. I know
there's so much about you that you would think he'd
hate you, but I can tell.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Should be there, should be oil and water. Don't want
the fact that he likes dudes. Yeah, like if my
dude called me dude, Yeah, it would be a deal breaker.
Speaker 4 (55:30):
Don't let his proclaimed sexuality throw you off.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
He loves you. Yeah, if I get drunk, I'll start groping.
What's seventy three minus four?
Speaker 19 (55:42):
Yeah, it's hot.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
And people really like Ice.
Speaker 5 (55:47):
Loved Ice, I said, Morgan and Ice are definitely related.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Long long lost family. What a compliment. He's so cool.
Speaker 9 (55:56):
I'm obsessed with her.
Speaker 4 (55:58):
I think I'm in love love Ice. His personality me too. Yeah,
she's a party man. Yeah about this one seven six five.
Only here about women doing only fans. It's too one sided.
Let's talk Greg into doing only fans. You know what
we're just talking about during the break.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yeah, I totally would. I would do it today. I
was bold enough to nute out on camera. I would
do it right now.
Speaker 12 (56:22):
But you always say, like, oh, women like just take
the money. We'll take the money.
Speaker 5 (56:25):
Greg I know, but women have it easier in my opinion,
I think because you're in a unique position. There's not
a lot of dudes doing it. I don't know are.
Speaker 12 (56:33):
There on there?
Speaker 9 (56:36):
But yeah, it's like petition.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah, but the people I would imagine on only fans
who are doing the nuting out and the sex stuff
are half my age and half my body size.
Speaker 12 (56:50):
They want to see.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
There is you have the listener base here.
Speaker 12 (56:58):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (56:59):
That's say that one of the things that you were
saying off the air is that Mario would in no way,
shape or form go for it. I no, Like, is
that just his involvement or that be you doing it solo?
Speaker 2 (57:08):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
So I'm gonna ask him later, like would he approve
of me doing it solo? So if you were doing
something solo, would he might?
Speaker 5 (57:15):
Like I said that she you know, is not going
to be showing any nipple or beaver, But like what
but what would like?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
What what do you think that you would be willing to?
Like what would you be comfortable doing? Like if I
was going to do full nudity.
Speaker 5 (57:28):
Or whatever I'm saying, what would you be comfortable doing
if you had an account.
Speaker 12 (57:31):
What would you be willing to do?
Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, basically anything that didn't involve like the full frontal
Like I would do shirtless stuff.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
Stuff you could, you know, show my butt. I don't
care even those balls. Would you show balls? Probably? Yeah, no,
but just not the penis.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
I mean I would if I had more confidence, Like
I don't have any qualms with it.
Speaker 5 (57:54):
I thought I thought you were saying, like, now in
your life, this point in your life, you have the
most confidence. Yeah, it's still not enough to do stuff
like that. Yeah yoo, yeah whatever what happened to yo?
What about the tasteful man?
Speaker 9 (58:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, taste like one of those lounge like where.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
You're tasting someone's pis. If I was hasteful, if I
was at attention, right, I would do it.
Speaker 9 (58:17):
Okay, here's a here's like a non non Now now
that we know that you would do it, But how
much would you have to make to do it?
Speaker 2 (58:26):
How much would.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
Like today, if I could supplement the income with an
extra I'm going I'm shooting for the stars, like an
extra three grand a month.
Speaker 12 (58:38):
Get that's the topic of the ceiling reason.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
No, yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 11 (58:44):
You're going to say like three hundred thousand if I could.
Speaker 9 (58:46):
Do because I know the like, just off the amount
of people that download our podcasts and just have a
small percentage of that, uh signed up for your only fans,
You could hit that mark immediately.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Really. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (58:58):
I was saying, like, ices only make a thousand bucks,
and she's putting a lot of effort into.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
It, exactly, so I want to triple.
Speaker 4 (59:04):
That only a thousand, but it is good. But I'm
saying he's putting a lot of work.
Speaker 9 (59:09):
She doesn't have again, she doesn't have a platform that
can reach you know, hundreds of thousands of people. Well,
I mean she's on the radio doc No no, no.
Speaker 2 (59:19):
Like I'm saying, like Greg has been your audience. Oh
yeah yeah, I see. Well okay, it's something to think about.
Speaker 12 (59:27):
You should think about it New Year's resolution.
Speaker 13 (59:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
Yeah, maybe I could come up with a way to do,
like you said, tasteful nudes, yes, at attention, right, you
know you.
Speaker 12 (59:36):
You could just hang a washcloth on it.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
Artistic you would do that only in black and white.
Speaker 6 (59:42):
Like the Sports Illustrated Body issue.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
Or it's like you're naked, but you're it's obscured, right.
Speaker 6 (59:48):
But you're you know, holding a water polo ball in
front of you.
Speaker 2 (59:53):
Will it blend on YouTube? You can do? Can I
hang it from?
Speaker 12 (59:57):
Will it hang?
Speaker 14 (59:58):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (59:59):
I would do that?
Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
And Greg for a small percentage. I'm willing to run
your only fans page. Okay, there's people that do that.
That's they're managers. Yeah, we got I thought we would
need that. Yeah talent.
Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
Yeah, can we beet back here and go to that
photography room?
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Dude, I went to art school. You know how many
new dudes I've saw?
Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Well, I think I think that he just wants to
see your penis. I think that's what it's about, because
you know how much menas loves because why not? Because
they're sexy, they'reious, hilarious, they're funny. I'll be laughing the
whole time with you laughing at mine. We're gonna make
some money.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
More wood Show coming up, More, next.
Speaker 22 (01:00:31):
Baby Show, next, Yeah, smart, and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world on
a Friday morning.
Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Welcome, we are the Woodies Show. Get into the morning together.
Thank you for being here.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Woodie send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven My name is one that is Greg Gory Menace,
Happy Friday, Happy Friday. There is Gina grass Hey, Sea
Masses here like what we've got, Sammy Morgan's.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Taking your calls.
Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
We've got the d U y Q coming up later
on this hour, we're gonna get to our dumb ass
contest for your chance to win a prize, and we're
starting the hour off with your Friday fail stories. It's dumping,
(01:02:07):
boys and girls. It's time for your Friday failed star.
You will thought we have the perfect plan, the plan
that could never go wrong, but then somewhere along the
line it went from being a great idea to one
big stink in mega uber ultraum.
Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Pretty good, I mean it was strong.
Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
Yeah, that's sorright.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
We're alst flat never great.
Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Starting this week, City Group accidentally credited this customer's account
with eighty one trillion dollars cool. It was supposed to
be two hundred and eighty dollars, and it somehow took
hours to reverse the transaction. The error was missed by
a payments employee and a second official that was assigned
to check the transaction before it was cleared to.
Speaker 9 (01:03:05):
Be processed the next day.
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
A third employees, the one who caught the air one
and a half hours after the payment was processed, and
the transaction ultimately reversed several hours later, but so failed
eighty one trillion dollars That is obviously more than the
bank has. In fact, no country has a GDP of
eighty one trillion dollars. The United States has the largest,
(01:03:29):
that approximately twenty seven point seventy two trillion rule the world,
followed by China, who's got about seventeen point seven trillion.
City Group reported total assets of approximately two point three trillion,
so well short of the eighty one trill that they
had credited that customer with. But like Greg, you love
(01:03:49):
to check your account. Can you imagine if you dialed
in and is like a damn.
Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Quick quick withdraw with draw one hundred billion.
Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
A twenty eight year old snowmall in Canada crashed the
snowmobile into a snowbank along a road. Another person came along,
found him, called for help, and while they waited for
help to arrive, they attended to him right there on
the road. But then he was accidentally struck and killed
by the fire truck that was.
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Sent to help him. Suck It's like the people who
get run over on the beach. Oh yeah, it happens.
Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
It's like that plane crash in San Francisco where everybody survived,
but those two young women were hit by the ambulance.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Oh yeah. Oh man ye.
Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
A judge in upstate New York tried to get himself
out of jury duty. He told him that he was
a judge and that he could not be impartial, saying, quote,
I know everybody that comes in front of me, they're guilty.
They would not be in front of me if they
were innocent.
Speaker 12 (01:04:51):
Uh oh.
Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
When asked again if he could set any of these
preconceived notions aside, he said, quote nope, wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Double down.
Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
Second, the good news he was dismissed from the case.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Bad news.
Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
The judge in the case reported the jury dodging judge.
Two state officials a commission looked into it, and when
they interviewed him, he understood that defendants are supposed to
be considered innocent until proven guilty, but that his interpretation
of innocent until proven guilty was that guilty people were
brought to court just to have it be made official
(01:05:28):
and to get sentenced.
Speaker 12 (01:05:30):
So understands, but it's really guilty until proven.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
You just get hired to do the job.
Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
He was forced to resign and now he can never
serve as a judge ever again.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
So he lost a sal.
Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Career over trying to get out of jury duty.
Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
What an idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Yeah, but you kind of agree with him, right, I
agree with him, but I'm not.
Speaker 20 (01:05:53):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
I'm not risking my livelihood. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
Don't feel that way.
Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
So dumb. And here is one of my favorite stories
of the week, something international from Australia.
Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
That's where this Vietnamese restaurant is, and their big thing
there is to hand out R rated fortune cookies. The
customers love it, and so they recently ordered a new batch.
But the fortune cookie company made a big mistake. They
got the messages right, but they accidentally shipped them out
to other restaurants who had just ordered the old regular
(01:06:26):
fortune cookies. And so customers at the you know, just
the normal place that aren't expecting the R rated ones.
They were getting these dirty ones. They're quote quite upset.
One of the fortunes said, you are capable of great things,
but all you do is look at your phone all day.
You won't be that great, I mean. And then there's
another one. This one says the Year of the Snake
(01:06:49):
bears good fortune. Your divorce is coming soon. Your spouse
only married you for your money, You ugly sea word.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
That the restaurant I got? Yes, Oh what fortunes you get?
Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
You know what I now?
Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
So complaints rolled in to the Fortune Cookie Company. They
decided no more silly or rude messages, so ruined it
for everything. Come come, it's like JAS eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie is the phone number you're calling if
you want to be our contestant for our dumb ass contest,
which is coming up next.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
It's the d u i Q. So, as you know,
Ce Bass is going to be out.
Speaker 5 (01:07:30):
There on the streets talking to some drunk person who
will get to know a little bit, asking them some
as he would put it, super easy trivia questions. All
you have to do, as the contestant two out of
three times is guess correctly if the drunk person will
get it right or not.
Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
That's it. What is weird the wood Show And.
Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
We got our dumb ass contest for today, your chance
to win a prize. Hy guys, We're gonna play the du.
Speaker 20 (01:07:59):
Do you.
Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie? That's eight seven seven
forty four woody. See, bask's playing the way the game works.
Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Please, I find someone who's been drinking heavily and ask
them the easiest questions of the world. So that's the
game is not whether you know the answer, it's whether
the drunk person knows the answer if you can guess
whether they know the answer two times out of three
while you're the winner.
Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
All right again if you uh, we're trying to call
in great, but I think we have our contested you guys,
so stop at the rest of you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Yeah, everybody, knock it off.
Speaker 9 (01:08:29):
Yeah, take it easy.
Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Let's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian, Good morning guys.
Speaker 20 (01:08:34):
How you do it?
Speaker 21 (01:08:35):
There's Brian.
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
There's Brian d u y Q.
Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Now, before we get to the questions account Brian, we're
gonna get a little idea of just how.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
With or not with this person is and who is
this person?
Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
This is Chelsea and she's drinking, of course, but also
she's got some life plans that maybe you have.
Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
I've got an obstacle in front of them.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Okay, here's Chelsea.
Speaker 9 (01:08:54):
I just want to pass out.
Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
I don't care.
Speaker 8 (01:08:57):
I just want to get try.
Speaker 14 (01:08:58):
And what are you gonna do after to get drunk?
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
My husband, I don't know. It's good at it.
Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
Yeah, he's he's he likes it.
Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Sure, I wish.
Speaker 11 (01:09:10):
I want to have a baby.
Speaker 12 (01:09:12):
My sister has a baby.
Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
She's younger than me.
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
I don't Why would your husband give you a baby?
Speaker 9 (01:09:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 29 (01:09:18):
It sucks because we have a roommate and we need
to have our own place.
Speaker 12 (01:09:22):
Well, what if what if he gave you a baby tonight?
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Would that be?
Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
I love that he is Okay?
Speaker 11 (01:09:27):
She has goals.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Yeah, she's hungry for seed.
Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Still roommates, Yeah, you know what, before you have kids,
that is a good goal.
Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Not not having roommates. Yeah, don't have a roommate. That's
a really good building considerate Ye. All right, So that's
that's Chelsea.
Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
You're just gonna have to guess whether she gets these
questions right, yes or no two out of three times here, Brian,
and then we're just taking fun guesses on Menace and Sammy,
if they'll know it, Here we go Question number one
for the d u I.
Speaker 14 (01:09:54):
Q Adam and Eve had three sons, name any one
of them.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Don't know as you do.
Speaker 9 (01:10:00):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
I'm sure I've heard the names before. But if if
you're asking me, you can put a gun to my head.
Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Heard you've read the names before in your nightly Bible studies.
That's right, absolutely, yeah, that's right. No, I don't know
the answer.
Speaker 9 (01:10:11):
Okay, here's my question. Is this a Gina?
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Is the Torah? Just the first?
Speaker 9 (01:10:15):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Like?
Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
Does that start with Genesis and all that rep.
Speaker 17 (01:10:18):
Yeah, okay, so it's it's just more of a vengeful
God and then pre Jesus.
Speaker 9 (01:10:22):
Oh, they do change up the eventful the venge factor.
Speaker 17 (01:10:25):
I mean, he's he's he smites a lot of people
in the in THEA that for the process, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
So it's a prequel.
Speaker 12 (01:10:34):
It's the prequel and the jew edition of the Yeah,
a little more hardcore.
Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
All right, all right, so I will say, uh, oh
my god, this is difficult because I'm going to triple it.
I think I just put me you know what, that's
that's probably a safe bet. Yeah, for this kind of
question in the first game the game wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Yeah, So I'm going triple no, triple no Gina, triple
no Greg, triple nipple.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Chelsea will get
the answer right?
Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
No way?
Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
All right, Brian, what do you think I say? No?
No question number one?
Speaker 14 (01:11:14):
D U I q Adam and Eve had three sons.
Name any one of them?
Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Menace, Joseph, Sammy.
Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
Caine, all right?
Speaker 12 (01:11:26):
And Seth I've heard, don't forget good old Seth.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Is Seth one of them. Really, the son of Adam
and E was born. He was born to after Kane
killed Abel, they said, hey, we need another one of these. Yeah,
get Seth on up in here.
Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
If you're wondering, what are you messing with me? Seth
is one of them.
Speaker 12 (01:11:45):
Hey, it's a it's a long standing name, biblical name.
Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
And Keith Roger it's a real.
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Now you might be wondering if if they had three
kids and they're all boys, So how do we have
people they are unnamed other sons and daughters who are
all interbred to make who we are today?
Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
If you believe.
Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
We're all tied about being a cousin, right, yeah, pretty hot, weird?
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
So Brian said that Chelsea would not get the answer right.
Let's see if he gets on the board with his
first point. D U i Q question number one, Adam
and Eve had three sons. Name any one of them.
Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
I read the Bible.
Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
I wasn't a wana Isaac, and Andrew and Mark.
Speaker 29 (01:12:34):
Now they're ugly as they're Bible people.
Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
Yeah, exactly there, Okay, all.
Speaker 12 (01:12:39):
Right, people are ugly Isaac, Andrew and Mark.
Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
So Isaac's people. It was one of the three names. O.
Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Brian, you're on the board. He got one point here
on the t U i Q question number two.
Speaker 14 (01:12:53):
What is any one of the glands that you have
in your body?
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Any one of the glands glands? Does glen is in
your body?
Speaker 12 (01:13:05):
Where in the body?
Speaker 9 (01:13:06):
What is the name of what.
Speaker 14 (01:13:07):
Is any one of the glands that you have in
your body?
Speaker 9 (01:13:10):
Not where, because that'd be too easy.
Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
I will say, Oh, this is tough for Sammy because
there's a lot of stuff that you would think that
she would know, just like the female anatomy thing that
we did that sure, yeah, that kind of rough. Well,
she's learned all about it. But now she knows about
that now she has her period cut.
Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
But I don't know how much about like.
Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
Even though she's kind of a medical disaster, so she
might have heard about some of these things through the doctor.
Speaker 9 (01:13:35):
Blind and.
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
She's got an eighty year old's back.
Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
And I will say yes for Sammy, yes for Menace,
No for Chelsea, O double yes in the room, no
for Chelsea, Greg Gorg.
Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
I was going to say the same thing. I'm confident
with these two. Okay, don't let me down, guys.
Speaker 12 (01:13:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 17 (01:13:58):
I always feel like this is this is the way
I go in Menace. I do owe you an edible arrangement.
I'm going to say yes Sammy, no Menace, no chick.
Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Okay Chelsea? All right, Brian, what do you think.
Speaker 19 (01:14:11):
I'm going with?
Speaker 20 (01:14:12):
No again?
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
No again? Usually a good guest on the d U
y Q. Question number two, what.
Speaker 14 (01:14:17):
Is any one of the glands that you have in
your body?
Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Menace sweat gland? Sweat gland, Sammy pituitary. That's the one
I was thinking of. Whoa men might raise a good question?
Speaker 9 (01:14:30):
Yeah, because I had a friend that was going to
have a procedure and uh, one of the side effects
could have been where he wouldn't stop sweating. And they
said it was like because they've messed up the gland.
Speaker 8 (01:14:42):
Yeah, there are sweat glands.
Speaker 7 (01:14:43):
But is that what they're called?
Speaker 9 (01:14:45):
They are called pseudoriferous met That was a gland?
Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
But isn't it? But isn't that the street name?
Speaker 9 (01:14:53):
Yeah, that's the name on these screets.
Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
I'll give him.
Speaker 21 (01:14:56):
I'll give him credit.
Speaker 9 (01:14:58):
I knew it was a gland. Yeah for you, all right.
I originally wrote down nasal sure.
Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Our contest and Brian said that Chelsea are drunk would
not get question number two correct. If that is the case,
he will be the winner of the d u i Q.
Speaker 16 (01:15:14):
What is any one of the glands that you have
in your body?
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Okay, the hormonal gland, that's like the.
Speaker 8 (01:15:25):
Sequential I seequenthall.
Speaker 12 (01:15:30):
All right, well that.
Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
All right, well Brian, congratulations my friend, you are the
winner on.
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
The d u i Q.
Speaker 11 (01:15:40):
Yeah, she's trying to be quiet.
Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
You You're welcome. Hey, you know, we really appreciate you listening.
Thanks for doing that.
Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
And if you can just do us one more favor,
hold on so we can get your information, get a
prize out to you and have yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 21 (01:15:53):
Okay, yeah you too, guys, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Thanks, Brian. I'll bet you're welcome.
Speaker 12 (01:16:00):
The glands I could think of were mammary glands.
Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
There you go about uh thought right, right, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
technically your OBEs and your tests are both glands.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Glands. The only one that came to mind was the pituitary.
What are the ones in your throat when they when
you're sick and they always go like this.
Speaker 30 (01:16:19):
But swollen glands that your spit glands spit. Yeah, adoids
are actually emphetic tissues.
Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Yeah like lin right, yeah, that's limp. You got lymph
nodes around the neck and then yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
That's all the doctor ever does. It's just kind of
gently tap those.
Speaker 9 (01:16:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
All right.
Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
We got question number three, which are contestant did not
need but we have some fun here with Menace and Sammy.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
On question number three, do u i q?
Speaker 16 (01:16:47):
The three most known sub atomic particles are the proton,
the neutron, and.
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
The what okay, uh uh even I know this one. Okay,
what do you think?
Speaker 9 (01:17:03):
Greg?
Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
I'm gonna I'm gonna do no to Chelsea. Comfortable with that.
I'm gonna yes to Sammy, sorry, no to Menace. All right,
I was gonna say no to Chelsea, yes to Menace,
no to Sammy.
Speaker 12 (01:17:17):
Same interesting, same, I'm doubling down on that.
Speaker 5 (01:17:19):
I agree on the Chelsea, but we're flippy floppy with
menace and Sammy? What do you guys think do you
think that she's gonna get it?
Speaker 23 (01:17:27):
No?
Speaker 20 (01:17:27):
No, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Question number three d u i Q.
Speaker 16 (01:17:31):
The three most known subotomic particles are the proton, the neutron, and.
Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
The what sammy electron? Menace, ion on it would be electron? Yes,
ions in the family or part of a family? Adjacent
question number three, Chelsea, Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Do u i Q.
Speaker 16 (01:17:56):
The three most known subotomic particles are the pro the neutron, and.
Speaker 14 (01:18:02):
The what.
Speaker 8 (01:18:03):
Trying neutron and iron?
Speaker 14 (01:18:08):
Are there any of those in your body right now? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:18:11):
Like irons?
Speaker 17 (01:18:13):
I love should combined your answer answer Apple, shout out
to Tron.
Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Oh, there's your d u i Q here on this
Friday morning, Lady me with the sweep.
Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
I know speaking of Tron by the way, manas I
saw in my neighborhood, of all places, another cyber truck
wrapped to look like a Sweet Tron vehicle that I
had to follow to make sure it wasn't somebody had
stolen my car somehow.
Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
But now we need to do meetups. Hell, yeah, you
should do more than Yeah, Doc, yeah you should be Cybertron.
Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
We got more to show for you next.
Speaker 15 (01:18:47):
Hang on, they come in here with some insane story
about stuffed animals and us blisters and being in plastic
tupper wearing you it'xcept me to believe a word.
Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Well, I don't and I never will.
Speaker 9 (01:19:04):
The Woody show.
Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Well this is good news. Here's the cheers.
Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
How many times have you bought like, I find two things,
bananas and raspberries. You buy those things, they're dead by
the time you get them home.
Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
Risberries are the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
It's the raspberries. Like, dude, I look at them. I go, wow,
these looks like they have at least a couple of
days less than them. Right, I get him mush, I
get them home.
Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
They're either mush or like where did that fuzz come from?
Speaker 11 (01:19:29):
Always white?
Speaker 9 (01:19:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
And then bananas, I swear, I'll buy them green to
the store and I get them home and they're ready
for muffin making.
Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Yeah, bana ba inside your house. Where going from the
store to the house the next day, it's like all
of a sudden, you gotta take him out of the
bag though. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Now scientists in the UK have created a new banana
oh that stays fresh for twelve hours after being peeled.
Oh wow, Even at twenty four hours, this new variety
will have thirty percent less browning than a traditional banana.
Everything else is the same same taste, smell, sweetness, texture,
just with edited gens. So this is not GMO because
(01:20:10):
they didn't introduce any foreign genetic material. It just made
a change to the bananas existing genes by disabling the
ones that create the enzyme that browns the bananas.
Speaker 20 (01:20:20):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Okay, it sounds like an organism that's been modified genetically.
Yes me, Well, I guess GMO technically would be to
introduce something I suppose not just Look, I've always been
for GMOs, but not to meat too about it?
Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Yeah me too.
Speaker 9 (01:20:32):
I'm great.
Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Let's make things better. And you know, we don't need
to make grapes anymore with seeds in them. Nobody eats that. Yeah,
I don't know why anybody buys watermelon still has seeds
in it. We have a technology like, it's just a nuisance. Yeah,
so let's make some bananas that don't brown. Hey, you
know what, apply even though I don't eat it, that's
for humanity. Do the same thing with avocados, please, But
(01:20:54):
you can still eat even though it's brown.
Speaker 11 (01:20:56):
Does it doesn't taste good?
Speaker 15 (01:20:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Really, it tastes. It's gross, really.
Speaker 12 (01:21:02):
And kind of bitter.
Speaker 8 (01:21:03):
Can we do that with apples too?
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I would love that apples last forever.
Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
And you're gonna cut them the night before and take
Why would you go through all that and then not
eat it right away?
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Why would you peel a banana and go twelve hours?
Do you make a fruit salad?
Speaker 9 (01:21:18):
That's why?
Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
That's that's the example. That's the example they used in
this article. A fruit salad, people say, and lemon juice.
Speaker 9 (01:21:27):
I don't want to them. I have a question about bananas.
Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Have you heard of the blue java banana?
Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
Is it real? So it's apparently like it's a bluish
like turquoise torquoise type banana and it tastes like vanilla
ice cream. So I tried to look it up and
I'll see like online like, oh, this market sells sells it,
this market sells it.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
But I don't even know if it's real. It could
just be an internet thing that's not real.
Speaker 12 (01:21:50):
It looks like it's real, but it's not really blue.
Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Yeah, but apparently it tastes like vanilla ice cream. Greg
and I know roll ice Cream these new.
Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Non browning well you know, delayed browning bananas and we'll
launch later on this month in several countries including the
US and Canada.
Speaker 9 (01:22:06):
Nice heyo, how can I get that banana?
Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
More Woody shows coming up?
Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
It's not like thrilling for me.
Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
The wood Show? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
So are you following the Woody Show on any social
media platform anything?
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Please?
Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Got do that on our on our Instagram you can
follow us at the Woody Show. In fact, if you're
not following on this on Instagram, Instagram has become really
my favorite.
Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
I am almost never on Twitter anymore. Oh yeah or
whatever it is now x which is almost rising, Yeah,
to be quite addicted.
Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Yeah, because I would use it more for news stuff
like news gathering, because I would follow all the news accounts.
But now I have a different system to do that,
and I'm barely on there anymore. It makes me angry
going on that, But I get I get into like
a vortex on on Instagram and I'm doing I'm doing
the scroll thing and it's not doom scrolling. The's a
(01:23:09):
lot of fun stuff And I'll post and repost a
bunch of stuff on our Instagram story like things I
think that that I find funny that I think that
you guys would find funny, so you can check it out.
Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Like Sammy's picture with Ditty, which was shock you shared that.
Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Of all the crap that she has talked about Diddy,
I was really surprised to see her partying with him
on stage double thumbs up, having a great time.
Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Yes, suddenly there's a photo there?
Speaker 11 (01:23:31):
Yeah, who made Who made that?
Speaker 20 (01:23:33):
That?
Speaker 14 (01:23:33):
Is?
Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
What do Who made that? I think Polaroid made it.
Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
It's it's that's on our Instagram story at the wood Show.
But go ahead and give us a follow on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I promise you. It's fun at the Woody Show. Now.
Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
Menace is our social media director, and he keeps up
on all the all the followers and the amount of
engagement and stuff that we're getting across the different things,
all that stuff. It's super important for the kind of
work that we do.
Speaker 9 (01:23:57):
Our engagement right now is like four point six million?
Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Is that good?
Speaker 9 (01:24:01):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Is as Aron? Is that good?
Speaker 21 (01:24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Okay? So everything is what we do?
Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Yeah, so everything's going well? Okay, all right, So then
what would you encourage people to do? Would just follow us?
Share like what should people be doing?
Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
I mean, if you do see something you like, I
mean sharing it would be a big deal for us.
But I mean initially just following would be great.
Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
All right, So I would say start with giving us
a follow, Facebook, Instagram. You can find us at the
WOODI show.
Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
I have a basic question for menace that I'm sure
you'd know the answer to, and I kind of know
the answer to it, but not quite. What does impressions mean?
This got four hundred million impressions?
Speaker 9 (01:24:38):
Call it fluffing, but that's what people say that. Yeah,
it's like how many times, like you kuld, Let's say
you're a single person, right, and you viewed something four
hundred times as four hundred impressions views? Okay, yeah, so
I really care about like how many times something? Actually,
(01:24:58):
like how many people actually saw something?
Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
God? Your reach, right is what it would be the
reach I'm getting right, Yeah, to tell.
Speaker 9 (01:25:06):
You'll see some people like, oh I got four hundred trillion,
you know, impressions, they're like not many that that many
people even live on earth?
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Yeah, I call it fluff but yeah, all.
Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Right, so we have done this before where sometimes it's like,
oh my god, I don't know who this person is
or this person's a really disgusting person in some way,
shape or form, and uh, and we're like, how they
have more followers. It's like when somebody who can't get
a date or can't find somebody, and you see this
really awful person and they just seem to be beating
them off.
Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
With the stick.
Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
It kind of reminds me of how I have been
binging old episodes of Cribs and I'm seeing people have
never heard of some beauty influencer. She has the most
amazing house I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I think, who are you.
Speaker 23 (01:25:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
And then there's a person that the Sea Bass is
going to introduce us to.
Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
This popped up on my feed and I was like what,
And I will admit she sucked me into a click
on it because of her.
Speaker 12 (01:26:07):
Look this girl, her name is Shannon Blake.
Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Oh yeah, I know her. There you go. She's very
popular on TikTok.
Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Now she's big on all these platforms. And if you
look in her up, she spells Shannon very stupidly s
H A N I N and she's a She calls
herself an affirmation musician. God more even describe her. Look,
here's a music art here's well, okay, that's here.
Speaker 9 (01:26:29):
You go me a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
Here's her your most famous song called nature, A.
Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Little bit of.
Speaker 29 (01:26:36):
Talk, feel my test existential?
Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Oh god, look at the disgusting nose ring. So here's
the thing. It's one of those they call god the
bull ring. The bull ring.
Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
Yeah, so Shadow guarantee you von vibe to a right
if you'd heard it's that drug music for hippies. Essentially,
it's it's hippiedrug music, but for like the not the
old school hippie. This is for the burning man crowd. Yeah, yeah,
acide rooms she was talking about. Now what the only
reason she's famous her music is not good?
Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Is it still better or worse than what you hear
these dayste is that she is hot.
Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
Well, she has a hot body, but she is skinny.
She shows under boom, she shows as basically naked.
Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Right, she's basically naked and a lot of her things.
But here's the thing too, is she is quickly trying
to ruin her hotness by clamping fifteen things to her face. Yeah,
she's working on face tattoos, neck tato tattoos.
Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Very complicated hair.
Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Yeah, I wouldn't call it d I wouldn't call it
white dreads necessarily, but it's it's like matted and.
Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Gross and it's weird on top especially, And then she shoots.
Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
A lot of her most of her videos on TikTok
are it's her in a I guess a van where
that she's put plastic leaves up because she's very natural,
so plastic and she puts her face in front of
the camera, which is pretty, which is why she's getting
all this engagement while she has a million plus followers
on just on Instagram and forget the other platforms. And
then she slip syncs along to all of her songs
(01:28:07):
which are about again doing drugs and all the generic
hippie affirmations. This is one called It's called speak My Truth,
Speak Truth.
Speaker 29 (01:28:14):
In the Mountains through Drink and I Alaska Week, the Shans,
the Shift, the mood.
Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
I've been learning about myself and I've been hearing I've
been learning from.
Speaker 12 (01:28:28):
The Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Mountains. I've been knowing about her projection. Good for you,
got Greg, They've met us a gold star post internet being.
Here's the thing. There are people and if you look
at the I will say this.
Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
The one thing about Shannon Blake is the comment section
could be pretty funny sometimes because the people are just
brutal to her.
Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
That's your favorite section, right, more than the comment section,
Oh yes, especially on people like this.
Speaker 12 (01:28:58):
Yeah, so she but she's seen that, and guess what
she has a message to all her haters.
Speaker 29 (01:29:03):
Yeah, big hair, big heart, big life, bing goes chicks.
Speaker 13 (01:29:08):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
I'm not usually one in the flax, but burned it.
I'm gonna talk. Yeah, and then that set of Burning
Man when I was dead.
Speaker 8 (01:29:16):
Yet you're right, I got my whole family, friends, your sheep.
Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Believe everything you read.
Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
It don't work.
Speaker 27 (01:29:21):
You're lucky.
Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
That's a junken.
Speaker 9 (01:29:22):
I don't need a blood to feed me. I'm a
musical moss.
Speaker 10 (01:29:27):
A forday Okayshion. Yeah, kind of like it, Greg, Really,
it's kind of like that rap talk singing. Yeah you
can join now, Greg, but it's not like you've been though.
Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Yeah, I would like your record to show. I'm like Medace.
I'm hearing about her for the first time right now. Yes,
I need to make that clear.
Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
So yeah, she she does like her. It's she's burning
man ayahuasca. She's definitely a modern age New age hippie.
But again, the other reason people pay attention to her
cause she's got a good body.
Speaker 8 (01:30:01):
She's cute though she has a whole vibe going on.
Speaker 9 (01:30:04):
That's yeah, you don't know the vibe.
Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
It's funny.
Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Go back and look at her YouTube page, which I did,
and about six years ago, she was just a basic
like singer songwriter. You could tell she was trying to
rip off whose new girl, Dilly Dationnell with a little mandolin,
all that garbage, like she was another one of those girls.
Speaker 12 (01:30:19):
But once she adopted the got to change up.
Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
You got to have a brand, as they say her
styles like if like Native American dress met angels met mermaid,
Mermaid met you know, like the people who just like
body modification people.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
She has a nose ring. She she has dream catchers
and her stupid dream catchers. But we're adjacent to the
music industry. You have to have a hook, that's not Unfortunately,
you can't just be a good singer or you have
to have a hook. And her hook is like stupid
like generic affirmation music, slash drug music and a body
and it's working for her popping out.
Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
She has a good voice.
Speaker 12 (01:31:01):
She's yes, she's not, she's not.
Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
She's not faking and being a singer. She knows how
to do it. Here's her song. Actually, here's a song
where she talks about her background, which is a little
messed up.
Speaker 29 (01:31:12):
I got a big style, big vibe, big love guy,
real life, really real struck, self made, millionaire, not just
fun trailer parks in a mom van, living weed, trimming well.
Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Failing from a broken home. Dog was drunk most days.
Speaker 29 (01:31:24):
Beat my brother call me a bitch. That's like by
thirteen eleven, step dad decided to touch me off himself.
Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Nobody can love me.
Speaker 9 (01:31:31):
So I cut myself just to.
Speaker 12 (01:31:33):
Feel the music and myself. My brother called me a bitch.
My dad killed myself.
Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Oh my god. Yeah, I could see it getting old
real fast.
Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Well that's the thing, it's already old before. I mean,
you're already see on TikTok because you can do it.
Fit's affirmed you can.
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Forty five.
Speaker 9 (01:31:53):
She can do like a verse one of her songs.
Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
She looks hot and cute and she said all this
dumb stuff going on, and people like, oh okay, but she.
Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Then you go to her life. But it's kind of
like a new restaurant. You might check it out and
then are you going back. Probably not.
Speaker 9 (01:32:04):
How about a kid, you know, smoke something and go
to a show and enjoy it. But that's the thing.
This is pusic for drugs.
Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32:09):
This uh, this is one of those things that I
think people hear or they see that this is a
person who made a million dollars or has one point
three million followers and they're going to their job, do
it whatever, and it's like this person is number one
known and this woman is getting paid.
Speaker 9 (01:32:25):
Yeah, but it should like instead of being a hater,
it should inspire No, Yeah, should inspire you to be like, hey,
you know what, let any idiot can do. Let me
just like, okay, as I'm doing my job, maybe I
should just try something. If I fail, I fail, but
at least I tried it. And then they tried it
and it like takes off.
Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Then they're like wow, all right, like somebody's been listening
to some affirmation music.
Speaker 13 (01:32:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
No, it's just like, yeah, you know, don't be a hater.
Speaker 12 (01:32:52):
Try fifteen.
Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Try something like Machine got.
Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Kelly was like a hardcore street rapper to let and
that did work. So now he's kind of a pop
punks and.
Speaker 9 (01:32:59):
He's so VERSU tried like eighty different things before like god.
Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
She well she tried living in a van and being
a poor trailer park person and that didn't.
Speaker 18 (01:33:08):
Work for her.
Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
Yeah, so she became a millionaire.
Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
She got a bunch of drugs. I hear some more songs.
Uh no, okay, Actually here's what. Here's a song I
would because I said I did go through her. I like,
actually I do like this song of hers, the last
one there. It's called a song about d's. Oh, this
is from when she before she did her she started
doing the white person dreads and getting all the stupid
face for your sings. It was just a little girl,
a young woman with a ukulele, singing about getting d's
(01:33:34):
were about to go.
Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
For This is Shannon Blake, s h A and I
n Shannon Blake. Somebody said, if you mute her while
looking at her, not that bad. And that's too much
with a face crast six.
Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
All right, this is a song about d's.
Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
I don't want to see you. You sent a picture,
so I opened it. Didn't expect you today, any day,
or in anyway, but you sent it a new way.
(01:34:12):
I didn't ask to see you today. Well, you probably
spend hours taking pictures of it, sending it to women
thinking that we will love it.
Speaker 23 (01:34:31):
Well, we actually don't. It's actually grow So put that
thing back where it came from, spar us, from your genitalia.
Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
You disagree with this, I disagree with the sentiment of
thousands as a person who loves these This is a
terrible song.
Speaker 6 (01:34:50):
It's terrible, sounds like Garfunkel and notes it's just like
Garfunkel notes, it's direct.
Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Yeah, well it's it's it's I'm gonna do comedy songs
in four song style and.
Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
It sounds like she's playing lyrics on the fly. Yes,
it's just that was her worst song with one of
that we play here on the show. Yet, get Greg
you're not a straight woman. So they hate Wieners, I.
Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
Know, because which is strange. It's very weird.
Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
And if you don't like to delete it like so
you saw it, Oh, I don't want to look at this,
delete it like Vagina.
Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
I'm a huge fan. Right, I'll sure, I'll look at it.
You get you want to send it?
Speaker 20 (01:35:23):
You pick?
Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Are you going to get? Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
Gross as Sammy The whole comedy you Glailey song didn't
work for her, so she's decided to do ayahuasca. She
has a kill by the way, she has the daughter
who's I think like twelve now, and the daughter will
be in the band with her lipsticking her songs, which
again are about drugs and all of their crap.
Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
Well, I I see why she's popular.
Speaker 9 (01:35:44):
Though, I see two reasons why she's popular.
Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Bro, I sure do her front and center. We have
one one point three million followers just on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Again, that's a stun and to old for all the
platforms millions and millions. Wow, and what do we have
to one one hundred and ninety six towns.
Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Just be a hot chick.
Speaker 9 (01:36:01):
It makes life.
Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 12 (01:36:03):
It makes your life. You can do anything you want.
Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
And then that goes what I'm saying. If you're a
hot chick and you're broke, you're just dumb. All right,
there you go. You heard it from Menace. You're messing
up
Speaker 23 (01:36:16):
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