The Woody Show June 30th 2025 Podcast

The Woody Show June 30th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show, I.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Believe this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Monday. It's June thirtieth, twenty twenty five. We are
the Woody Show. Thank you for being here giving us
some of your valuable time this morning. What of that's great, Gorgon,

(00:57):
Good morning, Menace Latina.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
We got Sammy Morgan, our associate producer Von, our video
producer Bort, and Menji holding things down the Woody Show
production department. We are not here live today, little summer
break leting into the fourth of July holiday. Nice, but
we got some good stuff lined up for you. And
you know what we say, if you haven't heard it,
it's it's good to you. And that said, we'd still

(01:22):
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us on the social media platform of your choice at
the Woody Show. A right coming up for you today,
we got a redneck news, Gina's got the Idaho Prison
pen Pals, smart ass game back to Gina, take it
on c Masses and the newlywed game It's more and
her newish boyfriend Cabo. How well do they know each other?

(02:06):
That's happening today here on The Woody Show. Yeah, and
didn't you have I have a dugan a piece of
dugan news.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
You have like a dog story from while you were gone? Yeah,
this was much needed comic relief, you guys. Met Roxanne
at my brother's funeral, and she has devoted her life
to rescuing animals of all kinds. She bought acreage. She
has pigs, chickens, dogs, horses. A lot of them are
injured and she kind of helps get them back to

(02:35):
health and then gets them adopted out. Her main cause
is dogs. She'll adopt blind dogs, she'll adopt amputee dogs,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's the ones that are up for adoption, Metas, because
that's what you always say, shop, don't adopt, Like it's
never the ones that anybody wants, so it's always like
the blind ones are the injured ones or pit bulls,
Like that's your choice, right. What sucks is three legged dogs?

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yeah, well three legged dogs will get adopted, Yeah, they
will for the But I mean, yeah, what which is
unfortunate when you go and look at all the Just
go look google any s UCA or something like that
and see the amount of dogs that are in there
and which ones are pitbulls and it's like eighty and

(03:20):
it's the people, right, or just be a dog that's
wanted exactly what. You're not gonna You're not gonna find
French bulldogs up in there, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, kill me dog. She does a lot of animals,
a lot of animal rescue, a lot of dogs.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
She has this one female dog who had an appointment
to get spade later in the week. But in the meantime,
that dog was in heat. So this other male dog,
who luckily was neutered so this dog couldn't get pregnant. Uh,
was mating with this female in heat. And I didn't
know as a grown man that this could happen. The

(03:57):
male dog got stuck inside the female dog what rock
sands in her house and she heard the male dog
whimpering and whining and in agony. So she runs out
there and she's like, oh my god, it's physically stuck
inside the dog. She did not know what to do.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Wow, was it like wasn't there like a movie that
came out like a number of years ago. It was
like a horror movie, but it involved the vagina with
tee teeth? Yeah, is that maybe what the dog had,
like I wonder? Or maybe maybe the male was too gorge.
I've seen this situation Greg's talking about before. I know
the inside of the chick Sea Bass. I mean, that's
a good question, but I know no.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
So what she did was she grabbed some PAM and
sprayed cooking spray. The cooking spray, so she sprayed it
on the dog and that worked, and then this later
that exact same day, she hears whimpering again. Happened again,
So she said, screw it, I'm not going out there.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
With a pan that dog.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Some lube gave it like ten minutes and they finally
became free. So I thought, oh, you know who needs
to hear this story is my dad. So I pulled
him aside and said, hey, Dad, did you know that
dogs can get stuck inside another dog while they're mating?
And he said, oh yeah. All you have to do
in that case is throw a bucket of cold water
on both the dogs and that'll separate them.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I said, kick them into the pool like that. I
had no idea this could happen.

Speaker 8 (05:22):
I had heard of that, and I just looked it up.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
It's called tying and apparently docking. Yeah, female docking.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, it's a sign that the mating was successful and
it's not a cause for concern.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, apparently for the male dog. But she's not even moist,
you know what I'm saying. I know, yeah, you think
she'd be like more into, like she'd be squirting.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
But then at one point the dog, the male dog
was not even on top of the female dog was
kind of like sideways, like trying to walk away from it,
and you could tell it was in pain. The Pam spray.
And then she told that story to a friend of
hers and she said, you've ruined Pam for me.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Now, hell, it in such high regard.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Yeah, Now, so that was the funny thing I heard.
And the thing I learned, all right, dogs can get
stuck and stuck.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
And so it's it's called what again, what tying? Tying?

Speaker 5 (06:19):
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Nice? That's hot? Is that kind of it's like a
version of what the Mormons do, right, soaking? Oh ye
stay in there? Yea, because they don't they don't rock
back and forth. Oh yeah, so they'll like put it in.
It doesn't just and then just stay it there, just
soak it.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
So mayby tying, it's trying to force the mail dog
to cuddle trying to leave.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
It's like you just got to stay and hang out
for him.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, it's kind of like just the tip. So let
me refract while we just stay in this position. Eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie, send us your text over
to two to nine eight seven. This is the show
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's a rush new week and

(07:00):
it is Monday morning. We are the Woody Show. Whatodie,
that's Greg Gory would menace is right there. We got
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if you like, gover to two to nine eight seven

(07:21):
coming up for you this hour, we have something pretty interesting.
It's a it's a spin from the Idaho Prison pen
Pals thing that Gina has brought up a couple times
in the show and that Greg's obsessed with. Yeah, it's
so fascinating to me for some reason that you're even
allowed to do this. And I don't want to say
something that I shouldn't, So Greg, why don't you explain

(07:42):
what we're doing this hour that's in relation to that.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
So I have a friend who is in law enforcement,
and I was talking to this person about this particular
segment that what we call the Idaho Prison pen Pals correct,
And I said, how on earth is this allowed? And
he said where is this happening? And I said, it's
at this place in Kona, Idaho. And sure enough, this

(08:06):
friend used to work there.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Incredible, the actual place where these pen pals are. And
so Gina has been obsessed with these things, and so
she had all these questions, and Gregg's had questions. I
so we sent off a ton of questions to ask
and got the answers to how they're allowed to do
this and along with some other random prison a satisfaction of curiosity. Yeah,

(08:32):
and I guess you got a couple a couple of
new clips.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well yeah, just to you know, refresh everyone's memory about
these amazing Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well these prisoners they make these videos basically, hey girl, so, uh,
hit me up. I'm just looking for Jpey or put
some money on my book a book so I can,
you know, make some prison spread.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
And then I got some answers as to who responds
to these dudes. It's pretty weird.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's a coming up later on this hours here on
the Woody Show. So this is a job for Menace. Potentially,
you know, if the radio thing doesn't work out, Lockness
is hiring what menace. You could be a skipper who
drives people around on a boat looking for the Lockness monster.

(09:20):
I can drive a boat. I could picture that. Yeah,
wear a captain's hat. It's seasonal, so you work from
April to October. The role involves using sonar technology to
search for NeSSI and you share stories of the famous
sightings in the history of the lock with the guests.
And it pays two hundred and thirty two dollars a day,

(09:44):
all right, and I live near I mean, I think
it'd be cool to drive a boat. It would be fun.
I thought about that. When you go on a vacation
and you go do an excursion, you go, I don't know,
a pair of sailing or whatever, and they put you
on a on just a little boat to just to
shovel your back. That's so much fun. That's your whole
job is to yea, these people are on vacation. Yeah,

(10:05):
it's weird.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
But I know how to drive boats because my grandmother
like lived on the water, So I would be a
round boats a lot.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, I'm sure I could drive a boat. I've been
on a boat.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
And there's actually in the boating world there's some new
technology that people are going crazy for. It's made by
Yamaha where you can actually make your boat remote control.
So like let's say you're by by yourself and you're
at a loading dock and you launch your boat, but
you want to you have to drive it back onto
the trailer. Now you can use this remote and just

(10:37):
like just have it like go right back on the
trailer without being inside.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
See, I'm too lazy that even the thought of having
to take the boat in and out of the water. Yeah,
I'd rather have and not to mention, I don't want
that thing sitting in my driveway.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Can you imagine Greg? No, I saw, but yeah, I
love being out of the water. I imagine that would
be something that Greg really liked.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
I love boats, also grew upon them. But the thought
of doing the whole trailer launching, no, not that stresses
me the f out.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm thinking, like, if you would just drive, you know,
just some kind of like basics. What do they call
that pot? Is it a pontoon? Pontoon is like those
platform boats. I think Greg would love that blast. He
likes to drive golf cars, to drive stuff.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
I know, golf cars. I want to do a forklift,
which Menace used to do.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Now I do have like boating knowledge, but I'm more
into like the super yachts.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Now, I'd rather be on that.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Then, Yeah, you can't drive that.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I think rather you'd rather Okay, Yeah, I rather super yacht.
This is this is another good piece of wisdom from medicine. Yeah,
I'm gonna put this right next to the buy low. Yeah,
don't pontoon do a super yacht?

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Look into super multiple rooms, a pool on the boat
is a bathroom? Is first class? Better than coach too?
Yeah overall bet yeah, Okay, all right, that's the time
for a brand new redneck news the Woodie Show, few own.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Hoard camouflage shirts, ran Collard words, we don't hear about
your asshold ratneck news for sure, and today's redneck news.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
It is from Johnson City, Tennessee. First of all, Johnson
For the police, they pulled this car over which led
to them getting a search warrant for a nearby house,
and that's where they busted three people, a thirty six
year old broad named Felicia Beckwhip, thirty eight year old
Christopher Thomas McKinney, and thirty two year old Christopher Travis

(12:35):
Poe Rambo cool name oh Ray Rambo. They found meth
and fatanyl, along with a crystal like powdered substance that
could be either drug. They set off to the lab
to get the final analysis on that, but the cops
they also found four guns, a bunch of cash, various
pills which weird nobody seemed to have a prescription for,
oh h, and a bunch of other paraphernalia. They were

(12:56):
all arrested to take you to the county jail. Now
here's a little red neck us fun fact. This Felicia
beckwith Chick is a mom. She's got a sixteen year
old daughter who she has done drugs with. Oh my god,
when the daughter was just fourteen years old. And can
you guess who the baby daddy is? M Oh no, no, no, no, no,

(13:18):
don't it's a famous person.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Oh okay, I don't even say a family member.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Uh, they play in a band, let's can't puddle of mud? Yes,
he ran a band. Did they play drums? No? Oh,
it is a musician. This is fun, John Bonham, it
is not kid rock. It's jelly roll jelly roll jelly

(13:44):
rolls ex whoa yeah. He said at one point that
she was the inspiration for his song sheep pass looks. Honey,
that's a Jelly Rolls baby Mama. Jilly Rolls wants to chug.
Oh yeah, among many of the things. Oh yeah, So anyway,
there it is. That's from Johnson City, Tennessee. Interesting where

(14:05):
Jelly Rolls Baby Mama and two other duders were in
busted with a bunch of meth, fentanyl pills, guns and cash.
When the cop came knocking on their door. Meanwhile, he's
living a life. Oh yeah, well he's turned around, man, Yeah,
and that is today he's rad nick here boy, I'm
looking at the lyrics to the song.

Speaker 9 (14:24):
She it's about a pillhead who's a light was the
life of the party.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
But yeah, went overward, the light has gone them sad.
All right, well we're gonna take a quick break. We'll
come back and then we'll get into some of the
Idaho prison pen pal stuff that some inta we're just
talking about.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Pretty neat.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
My complexion is out of a urin urine. Everyone in
this room meansamin deep, a little lower, a little slower.
You want of oil downs, sunning their buttholes, Oh.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Wow, chucking the sun.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh wow, that's pretty.

Speaker 10 (14:53):
Much all deficient.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Indeed, sorry, little c are you down the d or not?

Speaker 5 (14:58):
You can to me all day long.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
The Woody Show. Idaho prison pen pals something that I
was only introduced to when I, you know, talked to Gina.
She brought that into my into my universe. I think
it's interesting just because haw, how and why I get
like people who are not in prison, you know, having

(15:22):
a personal like a video personal service or add or
whatever they can do online dating, but these prisoners doing
this and it's working. And then it turns out Greg
knows somebody.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Who used to work at the actual place, since gotten
a job in a different law enforcement capacity. But when
I found out this was the actual place where these
pen pals are from, I thought, finally I can learn
how is this even allowed?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Somebody questions that Gina's had and that a couple of
us have had until Greg reached out to this friend
of his and got those answers, which we're going to
get to. But just to get everybody kind of caught
up if you're not from with this Idaho prison pen
pal thing, is it's his account the GENA follows.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, it's it's on TikTok and on Instagram, and it's
the ideo C or whatever Idaho Department of Corrections. And
these dudes basically send out like cast a wide net
for the ladies to, you know, just just someone to
talk to, you know. But they all sound different, like
here's here's one of the inmates.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Got ladies out there that I'm single and ready to mingle.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Well, at least for the next fifteen years. We'll know
where I'll be.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Hey, shut the foot off by making my bitty over here.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Nice guy do all that.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Ready to ming long exactly And we have another example
to this is kind of another kind of he's more
laid back, take it or leave.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
It, I got but my name is man.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
We're about to get out three to four months. I'm
just trying to I've been.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Down fawn out heres and I'm telling you right now
you are ready for what I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
To put down right now.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
So if you're interested in adding me, if not, be
big bitch.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
Free hating.

Speaker 10 (17:01):
Yeah, so I'm kind the guy.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I'm not ready. What do you want me to? Some
of them are really romantic, like this guy.

Speaker 11 (17:08):
I've been doing time here for twelve years and I
get out six months scott free.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
So I'm looking for a badass ship with daddy issues.
Spin in my mouth and call me daddy. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (17:18):
Yeah, he knows what he wants.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Other guys who are like serenading their singing likes kids
and singing like a little real love it. I mean
they're making it happen. Banger, dumb banger. Uh, what's the
song called? What's the name hopeless thing.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
That was.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
A sad loss mine what I did?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Take it way Jewish kids.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, this guy's getting so much action from prison to
all right, so, and that's what we're talking about. These
guys they make these messages so clearly.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
My number one question was is this even allowed? Do
you know that they're doing it? Do you ever try
to stop them? Or is it just no big deal?
And the official answer is that video chats are allowed
in prisons across the country as a way for inmates
to connect with family and friends.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Wants using to do it? Are they video phones like? Yeah,
paid phones basically record messages like a jan version of FaceTime. Yeah,
but I'm saying that they don't have their own phone recording. No,
it's in the in the prison. But that makes a
lot more sense.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
And they say one surprising trend in these videos is flirting.
That a single inmate could court a video message asking
to connect and within a day or two he would
see ten to fifteen responses from women per video. Wow
says these men are very charismatic, they're master manipulators and
this is the losery part. Within a week, some women

(19:16):
would send hundreds and hundreds of dollars to their accounts,
believing that they were already in a relationship with these guys.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Oh yeah, you know how good and strong your pimpan
has to be to be able to pull that from
behind prison walls. How many followers on this account?

Speaker 10 (19:35):
Oh like thousands? Yeah, I mean tons, because.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's I was liked to find somebody to finally know
the women are out there, but to find fourteen within
a day to respond yes and send hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
So many of the responses are chicks going. I can
change them. I could change them. I have what it takes.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
One of the other questions I asked was what's the
most creative way you've seen it? Inmate? How to smuggle
something inside? Oh?

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Yeah, and they answer where some letters get soaked in
meth or other substances, making those drugs undetectable to the
human eye.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
And that's why Morgan's letter got sent back where she
perfumed perfume.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
Yeah, yeah, well he's out of jail nose.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
Oh, you don't have to do.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
He never came for me.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
This is a secret. We don't tell your boyfriend about this, right.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Oh also said that they can hide stuff in their
hair their beards or even the soles of their feet.
But the most common hiding place is the anus, a
method that they call suitcasing. Said, it's astonishing how much
can be put up there. I've had to retrieve items
like balloons filled with drugs, porn photos, and even a

(20:42):
sharpie which the inmates use for tattooing.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Can you not have porn photos?

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Like?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Can these women such a band?

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
That is yeah. I don't like the women that send
the stuff to these dudes that they could send.

Speaker 10 (20:53):
I don't think.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
I think they are only allowed to send money to
put on their books and that's it.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
A letter to some buddy, like you include picture in.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
The yeah, and then the money only goes to their
commissary and that's it.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
You know that there's not Why wouldn't you be able
to have that stuff that I would think that that
would might, you know, kind of take care of some
of the I think that drama.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
And sexual tensions steal your photos.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
It becomes currency. Okay. Somebody said, uh, my step brother
was in those videos from Idaho. He gets tons of
messages and money, Wow, texting over let's make some fake ones.

Speaker 10 (21:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
There's so many questions like Uh, like, what's we We
know that this is a tough job. What's the most
rewarding part?

Speaker 10 (21:43):
And I like this answer? He says, there have been
a few cases.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Where someone's truly turned their life around, gotten out, started
a family, left their past behind, and knowing that I
helped an inmate get into school or a trade program
is the real reward? Like it happened.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Do these guys keep in touch? I doubt.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
I don't know, but I do know somebody that a
radio person that fell in love with somebody that was
in jail, that would call in and they've had a
pretty awesome life since. If I did turn his life
around and they started a business and they're doing really well.

Speaker 10 (22:15):
Yeah, yeah, just watch Love after lock Up.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
Yeah, it happens on the darker side of things. We
asked what's the most surprising thing you learned about human
nature when you worked in that prison? And the answer
was the most surprising thing I've encountered is real, actual evil.
Never in my life did I think I would come
face to face with true evil. But it is real.
It does exist. I've had conversations with it, and I

(22:38):
even served at breakfast.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
You got to give us some details dork.

Speaker 10 (22:44):
Yeah, we need more. Well, I like this. We asked
how do you keep.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Your cool when dealing with an agro inmate, and he says,
they call it verbal judo, and they just they have
weeks where they spend learning how to communicate with these guys.
So it's extremely rare for an inmate to attack an officer.
In this job, we were a lot of has most
important is to be someone who listens and a shoulder
to cry on. But on the opposite side of that,
he says, the bottom line is inmates are going to

(23:08):
fight if they want to, but we have all kinds
of tools to handle it.

Speaker 10 (23:11):
O C spray, pepper spray.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
He says, it's rare that I must go hands on
with an inmate, but when it happens, they lose.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah, all right, wow uh six six one texting over
that they were on a dating site. Meta guy talked
for a couple of weeks, caught the whole love feeling
really fast. Turned out he was in prison. We facetimed.
Once I knew, he told me he'd be out within
the year, and so I hung on. But after two

(23:38):
parole denials, it finally came to light that he was
a lifer for murder. He lied. You don't say what
as a woman, you know there's there are other gentlemen
who aren't in jail. I know there's a phenomenon. There's
some really nice guys out there who are free, and
they might not come up to you, and you know, laid.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
Out is this is the ultimate bad bully boring.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
They can you know, they can't call their girlfriends and
say and talk about the drama that they've.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Gone and they won't murder for me, right And like
Love After lock Up, which a show I am obsessed with,
one of them will call like the kids are fighting
at the grocery store.

Speaker 10 (24:18):
I'm gonna call your father. And then she calls this
is an inmate recorded line, like Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
What's he gonna do about it? Yeah, you can do
about anything exactly.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
The radio station at radio station.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
Yeah, this call is recorded for the inmate.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, totally so inmate at the whatever say.

Speaker 10 (24:35):
It like thirty seconds or whatever.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
I haven't dugged into this one, but dug into it,
dugged into it. But apparently there's a very popular streamer
named Ash and all she does is date these guys.
I gotta see that they're like and there's drama and
she like streams twenty four to seven and then her
daughter is now.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
She's gonna get good.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
They're into dating these the daughters into dating these guys,
and they fight.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Over which inmate that they're going to hook up. I
wonder if they're both fit the same suitcase. Somebody inevitably
murders them.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Yeah, but apparently very popular online about following their drama
of dating all these inmate guys.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, there was some one of those real crime accounts
that popped up in the Instagram feed and they had
surveillance video of this guy coming into the apartment building,
arm around this chick and they're going up the elevator
and uh, a couple hours later, come back out. She's dead.
She's in the suitcase and he's taken her out. It
was like some some I thought about Gina because she
loves all those stories. I do, like all that true

(25:41):
crime stuff. But this was this was a woman who
was on vacation and just met this random guy and
then went back to his like what do you do
in a foreign country?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah? Like people are like, why are you hitting these
guys up? They're in prison for a reason they can't.

Speaker 10 (26:01):
What can they provide for you?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Like, how do you think this is going to end
positively in a positive way? Well, we just heard right there.
They'll get they'll come out, and you'll get rehabilitated. Yeah,
A thousand as a business together with a daughter.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
What if your daughter met a dude in prison and
told you about it, Well, how do you put an
end to that?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
If she's an adult, what are you going to do?
Because you know, what's you know at that point, you've
screwed something up.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
If she's into that guy. Some wires got crossed at
some point.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
It's just a curiosity, a morbid curious that people have
that curiosity.

Speaker 10 (26:35):
They yeah, you know, they they can want you to
accept him as your son in law.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh, that's not happening. No.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
We have documentary footage when they have these conjugal visits
and they have these certain areas of the prison where
they set it up to look basically like an old
timey apartment, little kitchenette. The wife will come and make
dinner for them.

Speaker 10 (26:54):
Yeah, you get like a hot plate.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
And then they have x amount of hours I think
it's four hours. You can bang and you can have
a normal life. For a while, but I don't know
how often these conjugal visits are. I'm not in favor
of that. You're in jail, right, you've murdered something. But
if you want that kind of experience, that kind of life,
now you're playing the house.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, you can find a nice looking boy.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Show welcome back. We're going through us and more of
the questions that we've had for how this whole Idaho
prison penthal thing works. That's in a place called Kuna
of Mind. Is a former employee of this place? Yeah,
Like so Gina has brought those clips to the show
where these guys are doing their little personal ads. Yeah,
you know, trying to get checked a lot and a

(27:40):
lot of what you hear. One of the questions it
works within twenty four hours will be fourteen rip fourteen
chicks in some prisoner's inbox, all.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Responding, all send the money, thinking they're already in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, that's so sad.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
One of the questions I asked is what changes would
you like to see in the prison system? And I,
the former me, would have disagreed with this, but now
I can kind of agree, says I would like to
see shorter sentences, for drug addicts. Taking somebody's freedom for
drug possession, especially when they're struggling with addiction, doesn't make
sense to me. Putting a drug addict in a cell
with a dangerous criminal is cruel. Oh the old me
would have totally disagreed with that. Now I kind of

(28:15):
agree with that. It's not the same thing. You're you're
a drug addict, so we're going to put you next
to a murderer. Yeah, it's not equivalent. Should be drug
prisons or something. Yeah, yeah, that's some sort of other rehabitity.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, they're also you know, there's tons of prisons around
the country. There's tons of guards and CEOs and officers
and all kinds of stuff. And I had to ask,
what advice do you give to somebody who wants a
career like this, Like, do people want this career? Do
you grow up thinking this is what you're going to do?
And he says, no, one grows up wanting to work
in corrections. It just happens. Many people use it as

(28:48):
a stepping stone into patrol or other law enforcement roles.
If you really want to help someone, look into being
a counselor at the prison. He says, Honestly, I wouldn't
recommend corrections to anyone. It'll find you whether you're looking
or not.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
There's a stepping stone to parole. I thought like every
police department on Earth is looking for officers. It seems
like they're so desperate for I have cops like something.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
It's like it's like a rotation where you have to
do a certain amount of time exactly somewhere else.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
I have a friend who's a cop, a motorcycle cop,
and they have mandatory overtime, and part of that overtime
is you must be a guard in the prison on
this day.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, it's kind of like they don't want to do it,
but they have to do it. Wow, text look not on.
I'm actually dating a guy who did thirty plus years
in prison. He's been out for over ten has completely
changed his life, does well financially, and goes to juvenile
detention centers to talk to the kids about staying out
of trouble. That treats me like a queen, and I
want for nothing. Thirty years, thirty years, it's a long.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
Time he did something bad. If you're in there for
thirty years.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
What it says, I don't know about the prisons. But
I do know for sure that even in just county
jails across the East Coast, to give every inmate their
own tablets. They can stream music, they can send text
messages and video calls. So I can only assume that
on the prison side they're also having their own personal device. Man,
that's going to take away the whole like you know,

(30:10):
butt cameling thing.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, what happened to the little mini phone we wanted
to suitcase?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Will it Kester? Yeah, will at keyster. Yeah, we're going
to try putting the these little small cell phones that
men is found size. We could still do that, guys. Yeah,
look we want to put things in our butt. We
can still make it happen, just for you know, the
experimental purposes. Point being these inmates have it made. I know,
how lucky are they? Free food every day, sleep as
long as you want, right on TV? Yeah no yeah,

(30:39):
bang might four. Well thank you for doing that, Greg,
of course. Yeah. We always have questions for a lot
of these different professions, like when we do the here
to defend yourself, yeah, you know, asking chiropractors. Even though
quacks have this weird obsession with wanting to take a
tour of a prison I think show and we are

(31:01):
into another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Good morning everybody, and thank you for being here. Yep,
my name is Whatdy. That's Greg Gory. Would we got menace? Hi?
There is Gina grat Hey. Sea Bass is here, Yeah,
there is Samy. Phones are open at eight seven seven Wooding.
You can send us a text open to two to

(31:23):
nine eight seven A couple of things to share with you.
Here we have a smart ass game come up this hour.
Sea Bass and Gina the rematch battling it out. Yeah.
The last time we did this, I forget how that went.

Speaker 10 (31:37):
Was it because I won?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I believe, But there was a time there was a
tie breaker, right, because it did go. There was a
whole argument that she lost. I forgot.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
No, but I want this game. This game makes me
extra nervous just the way it's played, like how you
have to keep increasing the.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Clues.

Speaker 10 (31:56):
Yeah, I don't know. It stresses me out.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
So it's the who what where?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
And then we give a clue, very generic, and then
it gets, you know, more and more specific until pretty
much gives it away. Yeah, and it's the first person
at two points who will win that particular round. Now,
I had Greg go through and pick out the ones
that I think that you know, that he thought would
be the best ones for Wait, why did he just go,
oh no, this a particular round of geniuses.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
Yeah, I didn't want to make them too easy, too hard.
And because I'm the keeper of records, I looked at
the last time we played it Smartest Game Round one.
Gina wins round one, and then another round of the
Smartest Game, GINI versus SeaBASS. Gina wins round two, won
two rounds.

Speaker 10 (32:35):
Yeah, two out of three, I guess right.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
In any case, it sounds like it's gonna be lovely. Well,
good news for Menace. Yes, North Korea is now allowing
tourists to visit in five years because you know, men
is such a big fan of Kimmy.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
Yeah, because the videos are coming out of like the
downtown area and things like that. But it's not open
to Americans though, right, it's open to other people.

Speaker 10 (33:06):
If you're Dennis rocking area, you can be if you're Dennis.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Now on the tour, you had to see North Korean
school children perform against a backdrop of ballistic missiles in flight.
You don't have phone or internet service menace yeah, or
access to an ATM VTE. You're also given very strict
guidelines to follow, including don't insult the country's leaders, don't

(33:31):
mock North Korea's ideology, and don't be judgmental of their
quote unusual and repressive way of life.

Speaker 10 (33:38):
I think that was right there.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
The outlet is writing about this whole tour, if you
want to do it. They were also followed and watched
closely at all times, and one of the tours said
that the trip was so closely monitored by Kim Jong
UN's regime that they even had to ask for permission
to use the bathroom. Sounds fun.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
I saw some videos popping up my feed lately that says, uh,
look at this fake North Korean store and they walk
into a store. It looks like a real store. I thought,
how is that a fake store? And then there was
another video where it was in North Korea. It was
a car dealership and apparently all the people browsing were
just actors.

Speaker 10 (34:15):
Oh yeah, so it's just for our benefit, and they
all just.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Look so happy and they're all looking at cars.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
And did you see the one where it's an office
and they're all sitting in cubicles staring at computers that
like aren't on.

Speaker 10 (34:30):
They don't know how to use the internet. It says, well,
like they're just staring at a screen.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
So we say all this, but doesn't that happen Like
when big bosses are like, oh, they're gonna be in town,
everybody pretend if you were.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
They don't know, but they don't know that they're not.

Speaker 10 (34:46):
They don't know what they don't know, Like they're just
looking at an empty screen.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
The worst teachers that you had whenever they knew there
was going to be that in room monitor, like the
principals coming around or whoever, one of the bucket of
MUCKs from the h all this from the school board.
They're the nicest. That's a great guess, man, it's so,
would you like to come over and show that to

(35:09):
you and we could work through it.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
To anybody that's had an office job, you get the
heads up that's something, and then suddenly everybody's, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Make sure you clean up your office space.

Speaker 8 (35:20):
It's always yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Apparently there's a new workplace term that's getting kicked around
called task masking. O hear about that? No, okay, task
mask It's where employees spend a lot of time and
effort just trying to look like they're working hard when
in reality they're hardly doing anything. And people have been
doing this for years, but it now has an official name,
and it sounds like it's most popular with younger workers,

(35:45):
and so there are videos online that offer advice for
task masking and stuff like walking fast with the laptop
stuffed under your arm and typing really loud and basically
anything but actual work.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
George Castanza, no one will bother you, But what's the point.
I mean, maybe do something crazy and put that kind
of effort into i don't know, working instead of pretending.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Especially if you are productive. If people alway talk about
oh I'm so productive, okay, well great, be productive and
then slack off, like yeah, know that you have whatever
your goal was from the company of closing x number
of deals or making x number of whatever it is,
selling x number of widgets, Yeah, you saw it, and
then slack off. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:27):
I mean, but we know this in some certain jobs
that you could get all your work done in probably
like an hour and a half, but you're stuck there
for like eight hours.

Speaker 9 (36:35):
Right, And a lot of that is like if I
tell them I'm done with all my work, then they'll
give me real work and they don't want that.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, right, But I'm saying, like, so, whatever you've done,
it's fine to do this. The task masking. I think,
after you've done your stuff, whatever you're supposed to do.
I mean, we know a lot of people. There's I
want to say, two or three salespeople in the last
six months that because when they sign on, at least
the way it works in radio, they sign on and
they're given like a guarantee in the first ninety days.

(37:03):
I think it is to kind of get them up
and running sure so that they can get them their
own leads. And after the ninety days they're guarantee. In
other words, they're guaranteed base falls off, and then they
were responsible for getting their own business and collecting the
commissions and things like that. Well, there's been two or
three who just go around from station to station. They

(37:23):
collect the guarantee until it's up. Then they go sell
somewhere else, get the guarantee until it's up, and then
they go over here, get the guarantee until it's up.
They never really do anything as far as trying to
get sales.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, it's like moving into a new apartment because it
says first months free.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yes, keep moving. Now, apparently there were these these two.
I know two for a fact might have been a
throw but the two specific where they knew this going
into it, Like the management knew about these people going
into it, and they asked them straight up about it,
and they go, yeah, you know that was because I
was really trying to learn the job and you yeah, yeah,
now I really have a really good grasp. But well,

(37:58):
guess what three months in boom, Now they're working at
a different station, taking their guarantee.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Again.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
We task massd the hell out of it our first
week here. We had nothing to do.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
We had nothing to do, but we were forced to
be here for eight hours. So that's why I would
make getting a stapler last as long as I could.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
Those where good radio shows come from sitting in an office,
well we weren't. We weren't responsible to be here for
eight hours. We came in because we were supposed to
be getting the show ready. Yeah, we'd go on the air,
but they knew we were coming, they knew we were
starting on this one day we walked in. Nobody knew
where the key to our office was. Then when they
finally did, we opened the doors. All there were three.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Desks pushed together in the middle of the room with
a paint tarp over it because they were painting the room,
which hadn't happened. And then we said, well, we can
at least get some computers that we can work elsewhere
until they're done with the office space. And they go, oh, well,
we didn't even know the it poll well, we didn't know.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
You're water.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Now we got to put in the request to get
your lap clofs, which they said was going to take
a week, maybe week and a half, so we couldn't
even there was no computer us to work with like
during North Korea out and we were so excited. I
remember the first day we went out to breakfast together.
That's right, because we weren't on the air yet so
we didn't have to be here super early, so we

(39:12):
went out and we got breakfast together. We came in
here and that's what was going on, so exciting, and
we all like.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Do you have this apartment above right where mine was,
we'd come down and have dinner and tomorrow at nine, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
But we all gained from other jobs everything was like
all set and when it took and then we got here,
come here, and we're like, oh, we made a.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Mistake, Like maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Yeah,
I'm not sure, but it worked out. Here we are
to figure out. It's been eleven years, amazing since since
that happened. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can set us a text. You can text over
check in with us over to two to nine eight seven.
Were gonna take a break, we'll come back. The smart
ass game, Sea Bass and Gina the rematch that is

(39:58):
next on the WOODI Show, Hang on.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Show, you're so tortured, man, I am the show.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
All right, welcome. We have a rematch between the two
members of Mensa on this show alleged.

Speaker 10 (40:22):
Oh are you not a member?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I believe that you're very MENSA. I thought you remember
that's a good joke you got. I totally believe that
you're Mensa.

Speaker 10 (40:31):
Yea that they don't actually joke.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, so anyway, I believe that Sea Basses, the other
person who's MENSA would be our very own Gina. Gret Yeah,
clock too. Yeah, you don't just carry your card around?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
No, I don't just in case anybody care about it anyway.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
So smart ass game. This is an actual game that
you can purchase, you know, wherever party games are sold.
And so there are three categories, who, what, and where
am I? And then they clues. They start very generic
and then they get more and more specific as the
clues go on. So this is it's a balancing act

(41:11):
because you don't want to jump in too early.

Speaker 10 (41:14):
Yeah, I think this game is stressful just.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
To beat the other person. You hate it, I really
do when Yeah, but also like you don't want to
give the other person opportunity on something that looks super easy,
where like you already knew but you waited one more claim.

Speaker 9 (41:27):
Yeah, so let's speaking of which, can we solidify the
rules where if you do jump in too early, you're
not out for the entire restaurants another right, you missed
that whatever that one was, You get that, and then
the next one you're also out, but then you get
to come back.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah right, okay, so you have to skip to all
we all agree, Yeah, people have judge.

Speaker 9 (41:46):
Yeah, you skip the one you've been missed on, and
then you skip the next one as well.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
One thing I want to add, just for video purposes
because people comment about it. Can you please close your laptops?
Oh do you too?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Oh yeah? Yext messaging, Well yeah, especials don't come in
real time.

Speaker 10 (42:01):
They do.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, but you're saying that not the two after the
one you get wrong with.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
The one you get wrong is the first one, and
then skip the next one.

Speaker 10 (42:13):
They just get one at the one extra hand.

Speaker 9 (42:15):
Right, they got the one you missed on if they
want to, and then they get a freebie. But then
you're back. Otherwise your back.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
It's a gimme. Yeah yeah, because it used to be
the other way rhyme. Yeah. All right, So we're gonna
start with Gina. You get to pick the category first. Who,
what or where am I? I don't know?

Speaker 10 (42:33):
How about what?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
What?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
All?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Right?

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Like?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
What what am I? Wait?

Speaker 10 (42:42):
Sorry? And do we just buzz in saying our name?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (42:45):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
How much you love a Genu's voice right now?

Speaker 10 (42:50):
It sucks? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I know he loves that.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
What am I? I am a thing? I hold things
people have written. You can find me in many different
shades and sizes. I am usually made of paper.

Speaker 10 (43:09):
Gina, envelope.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
The answer is envelope, So that I got nervous one
point for Gina. All right, Sea Bass, you get to
choose who am I or where am I?

Speaker 10 (43:23):
Let's go with a who who.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Am I? Here we go. I am an American actor.
My name at birth was Jerome Silberman. I was in
a fraternity at the University of Iowa. Richard Pryor and
I co stars. Oh, that's its time. But I would
say Sea Bass by a pube, that of course, is

(43:50):
going to be mister Gene Wilder. Gene Wilder is correct.
Damn wow. Already this is tight.

Speaker 10 (43:57):
This tight.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Sea Bass's point. All right? The next will be where
am I tied one a piece? Here? This first round
of the smart ass game between our two MENSA members,
Sea Bass and Gina Grad. Here we go? Where am I?
I am a European city. I have a wild rabbit

(44:22):
problem in the summer. I can have eighteen to nineteen
hour days. I am the home of Nokia. Dammit, Gina,
hell Sinky hell Sinky is the answer, and that is
a one round win for Gina Grad.

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Although Sea Bass, you were right on our heels in
that one. That was a that was very close. I
feel like both of us were right there on all
three Okay, round number two, we'll start with you Sea Bass,
Who want or where? I will go again with who?
Who am I? Smart ass?

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Game?

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Here we go?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I had a particular job longer than anyone else. I
never retired. My cousin and I held the same job.
My wife is almost as famous as me, Sea Bass,
Sea Bass, roosevelts.

Speaker 10 (45:21):
Yeah, but that that that come on?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Which one be more specific? Oh as far as the
as Roosevelt. Yes, Franklin.

Speaker 10 (45:37):
Okay, I was gonna say too, but I couldn't decide
which one was That.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Was that the stop and think, Well, there's only two
and Franklin doesn't even know the other name. We are
and Teddy? Okay, Teddy's biography is pretty cool. Okay, all right,
so that's one point for Sea Bass here in second
notice played for menace for doing what Teddy show?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
For four?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
All right? Uh?

Speaker 5 (46:00):
What am I?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Or where am I? Gina grad what what am I?
Here we go? I am an element? Yes back for
like five of these at my purest I am a medal,
but you never know it. Oh, I am a common

(46:24):
dietary gina calcium. Calcium is the answer.

Speaker 9 (46:30):
Wow, look at that dramatic you drink I was smart
to jump in early.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Wow, Okay, I thought for sure that was going to
go to the guy's god his degree in chemical engineering.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
Yeah, well that's true, but she's she obviously she took
a chance to pay it off.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Yeah, yeah, smart, all right, so it's one point each.
Gina has a one round lead going into this. Where
am I question? Here on the smart ask game? Now
we all have her cough yeah you readily? Yeah, okay?
Where am i? I am a small European city. I

(47:09):
enjoy Mediterranean views. My people speak French, Gina, Gina can
Can is the answer? Gina, what I'd like to take
off points for a mispronunciation?

Speaker 10 (47:27):
No, it's not, it's not. People think it's Conn, but
it's Can.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I think it's Cones. It's not. Wow. All right, so Gina,
the second round you want to do the third round?
Not really? So that's just for pride, but of course
it's this is just for fun. Yeah, already won. It's
over what you have said. It was just for fun,
and of course not if he had won, he.

Speaker 10 (47:51):
Would have thrown himself a parade. I do like trivia,
but I don't like this game.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I'm really good at I wouldn't have known any of that.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Well, I couldn't think of another difficult Mediterranean city that
speaks French.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I could have gotten envelope maybe with another usually made
a paper. I would probably would at that point I
would have gad to that question, and I forgot it
was Gene Wilder.

Speaker 12 (48:16):
I would have not gott he was right in front
of me on that one, because once you get got,
you got down to one of the other clues it
was going to be. I was best known for playing
Willie Walk at that point. At that point I would
have gotten I.

Speaker 10 (48:27):
Think once you said Richard Pryor and this is obviously
a Jew, we both knew where that was going.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Hell sinky forget it. I would have never gotten that. Why.
I know that's where F d R would have not
gotten that reband tells says who am I? With the
initials F d R. Then I would have gotten that.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
Fun because that was a clue, not an answer. What
is his full name? Best?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Well, I think man is the better. That's probably better.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
F t R, F d R, Franklin D Rose A belt,
So what's the d oh dwight? White?

Speaker 10 (49:09):
It's still white?

Speaker 9 (49:09):
See I was I was flipping you with con and Monaco,
but yeah, Monica sometimes sometimes early.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Guess off on the on the calcium one, I wouldn't good.
Once again, it's there's a lot of me and milk
there you gothy bones and teeth and yeah we can
find and then cans whatever can Kanye's Kanye?

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
All right, well, Gina Grad has a two round lead.
This is just for fun and for pride for Sea Bass.
We gotta give the poor guy a chance here, a
lot of chance. It's been has been on the table
and it's been taken. All right, Gina Grad? Who what
or where?

Speaker 10 (49:45):
Let's do what again?

Speaker 5 (49:48):
What am on?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I am a solid substance. You'd probably look at me
daily without noticing me. I can be purely functional or
a work of art. I could be cloudy, clear, or
even tinted. Gina, Gina, glass glass is the answer. Wow,

(50:17):
that's a weird one, full on ass kicking. Who am
I aware?

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Am I?

Speaker 10 (50:21):
What was the last hint? I'm wondering on the glass one,
because I did think that was a weird one.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Uh yeah, yeah, liquids taste best when drunk from me?
And then when am I with the initial g the
initial yeahs let's go. Who are aware? Who am I?
I am British. I was picked on in school for
being quote too perfect. My parents made me. My parents

(50:50):
made a fortune in party supplies.

Speaker 10 (50:52):
Oh I think I know this.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I was the twenty twelve hat.

Speaker 10 (50:56):
Person of the year, Gina, is this Kate Middleton?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
It is Kate Middleton.

Speaker 10 (51:02):
I knew this about her parents.

Speaker 8 (51:04):
I don't know why did you know that party supplies?
The second I had party supplies?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I had it.

Speaker 10 (51:09):
I don't know why I know that.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
A certain age you have to know royal things. It's
another round for Gina, all three rounds. It's embarrassing and yeah,
quite okay with it.

Speaker 10 (51:21):
Oh, he's okay with it.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
And my laptop is I want to sit in that
cyber truges cry a little bit. Nobody can see you
in there. I don't see anything.

Speaker 10 (51:27):
Okay, here's a confession.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Remember the guy the chess player that got popped because
of the beads?

Speaker 10 (51:34):
Yeah, I also had those and Greg was pushing the.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Button on it.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Where am I? I am a fictional place? You can
read about me and see me on film. My world
is flat and the sky meets the sea. Time here
is shorter than time on Earth Sea Bass Sea Bass
Middle Earth, Middle Earth. I'm not sure sure if that

(52:00):
counts Lord of the Rings, does it not? Is it? Like? No?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
No, no, Can we at least revel together in the
fact that he didn't know?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
If that? Countess? Uh Nardia. That's how you play the
smart ass congratulations like trivia. I was working in the
radio in the street, working in the past thirty years.

Speaker 11 (52:32):
This is our every day, Like people industry.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Are getting cut left and right, left and left and left,
and they've never gone. You know what we should really
add position? I wonder if today is the last a.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Show.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
All right, welcome back the Ramadi. Yeah, a couple of
things that you can find and watch. Did you see
the story about the soccer match in Germany any that
got called off because this little kid bit a referee
in the left testicle? Oh good god. Yeah. So the
ref was checking over the players before the game and

(53:11):
the kid, one of the one of the players, ran
up to him and bit him in the testicle. Yeah,
and so the game has been rescheduled for later on
in the season.

Speaker 10 (53:22):
Oh yeah, that's so bad.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
What's the kid doing on the field anyway? Well?

Speaker 10 (53:25):
Yeah, and like, do his parents get arrested.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Well, the dad's playing so like that, But that is
one of the I don't know. I mean, you know,
kids being kids, you know, do they do that? I mean,
not anybody, not biting anybody in the testicle. But when
I was a kid, my mom was so embarrassed. We
went to it was like, you know, the town's Founder's

(53:48):
Day or whatever. Oh yeah, and my my uncle was
a police officer in town. And so we're standing there
talking to my uncle Mike, and then the mayor of
our town came over. I was like, oh, Hi, how
you guys doing all? This is my sister Nancy and
her son, and uh say hi to Mayor Cantu. And
I went to go shake his hand, and being like

(54:09):
a little kid, I might have been like five or whatever,
I grabbed his hand with both hands. I just tried
to squeeze the crap out of his Yeah yeah, And
I was like and my mom was just mortified. So
what is this meet the Founder's Day? Found It was
like the the you know, celebrate to celebrate the day

(54:31):
that the town the city was founded, and so they'd
have like all kinds of stuff like food booths and
activities used to be able to ride because they had
like the big ladder truck, you know, the big like
tall that they used for like skyscrapers and stuff. And they, yeah,
they put you in the basket and then give kids rise. Yeah,
like over one hundred feet. It was cool.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
It was kind of like a little fair, like a
little a little gathering. They went there to like drink
and have food, and it was just and meet the
mayor and trying to squeeze the crap out of his
his fingers and break his knuckles. Hey, at least he
didn't his testicle, yeah, exactly. Yeah. See, I could have
just bit him on the hog. Yeah, and that would
have been just as mortifying as my mother. Yeah, she

(55:12):
was like, oh, I'm so sorry man eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, you can send us a text over
to two to ninety seven. They couldn't have played the
game now without one ref, That's what I was thinking.
And he can't good and suck it up. Seems like
the best ref in the world. And that happens with
the NFL refs. They'll get hurt and then they leave
and the game continues, or even in baseball, what's the

(55:34):
score going to be two to zero right, yeah, exactly.
At most, God socker's boring. You can send us a
text over to two two nine to eighty seven.

Speaker 8 (55:44):
He took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on
the leather couch and stuck his bare butt.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
On it and like, if wiggled it around, wiggled it around,
we'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Who am I?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
I am a body part. You can use me to
fill your big crack. The ancient Egyptians thought I produced
mucus woody. After you get me up, you should tie
me down the woody shop. And we are into another
new hour insensitivity training freight, politically correct world. Good morning everybody, Greg,

(56:25):
We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is here.
I'm Morgan and uh so. Morgan has a boyfriend who
she met after he propositioned her. Hey person, I've never
even gone out on one date with yet. Yeah, how
about we go out of the country. How about we
go to Cabo on a trip together. And so she

(56:48):
brought that into us and like, hey, god, that's what
do you think The room was really split on? It
was very split it.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Morgan suggests been down from the beginning.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
I have not been down since the beginning.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
I'm sorry that we worried about you. Yeah, it's called
your safety. But hey, technically though, this was not the
first time that they met. Yeah, but she doesn't remember
the first time they met.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
But they met show, right, but very for maybe like
a minute or two. Greg's in the photo as.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Well, So really, yeah, interesting, Okay, Well I don't remember.
I don't even know it was real name. He's call
him Cabo, yeah, because that's uh, that's where they went.

Speaker 8 (57:28):
Let's keep it that way.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Really, yeah, not even a first name. How are we
supposed to this is somebody that you're in a relationship with,
how are we supposed to? Like, I don't know, I
feel weird, like somebody calling him Cabo? Yeah, like ask him,
but maybe hold on Cabo. He's like, I don't know
parts of respond because that's not my name. It's Morgan's boyfriend.

(57:51):
Can you boyfriend? Right?

Speaker 8 (57:52):
Yeah, you can say that, Hey, Pabo.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Hey we're going.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah. I didn't even get a hey baby, you know. Yeah. Yeah,
it's really weird.

Speaker 10 (57:59):
That's professional.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yeah, great, all right, So dude, I just feel really
awkward calling you Cabo because, like, you know, I know,
it's not your name, and Uh, you know when she
works on the show, it's like, nobody calls my wife
like some other kind of weird name. Although we call
MENACE's wife Spicy Nacho, but we say we know her
name is Jessica. We've said her name is Jessica. Why
why can't we know your name?

Speaker 5 (58:21):
You got some crazy followers, So I mean that's why
I just keep it at Cabo, so no one's like
coming after me.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Who who?

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Oh my god?

Speaker 8 (58:31):
All right, not a basic name at all.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Wink yeah, hey John, Okay, I get it anyway, So Cabo,
welcome to the show. We're going to play today. This
is the newly Dating game. And so Menace and uh,
Gina and Greg and Sammy, everybody's been working on these questions.
You ever seen the Newlywed game, like the old timey
game show, the Newlywed Game?

Speaker 8 (58:54):
I haven't I have.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
We're going to ask Cabo his questions first, So if
you wouldn't mind, uh, Morgan who you just go over
back to where you normally go in in the studio
next door. And then what we're gonna do is we're
gonna ask Cabo some questions. And then what we'll do
is we will then see if Morgan can match these
answers that he's about to give us in this round

(59:17):
of the Newly Dating Game. Everybody hit any show.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
I'm trying to do the math here. It's not all
that difficult. But if you don't count the trip that
they took together to Cabo, they've really only been in
the same room.

Speaker 10 (59:34):
Eight a handful of times.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Is that true, Cabo?

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Uh No, it's been more than that.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
More than that.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
Yeah, a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Worth better, mom too, right, Yeah, let's let's get to
the questions. We will start with Greg Gory. Greg Gory,
question number one for Cabo. I would like to know
from Cabo.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
We just talked about texting, and all the texts that
you have shared, you probably noticed that Morgan uses this
emoji the most.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
What emoji I mean overall?

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Probably like the egg plant crazy, No crazy like sideways,
like crazy face, laughing emoji with the time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Oh yeah, that's a good one, Like the laughing super
super hard one.

Speaker 10 (01:00:19):
No, no, like the crazy face like that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
I like the one I closed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Yeah, Oh okay, yeah, yeah, got it all right, Gina
grad your question.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah, so you guys met on vacation, so clearly there
were the drinks were flowing, the cocktails were just all
over the place.

Speaker 10 (01:00:36):
What is Morgan's favorite drink?

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Probably just straight up tequila.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Yeah, I don't like that girl, Yeah yeah, yeah, tequila buddies,
all right, Greg Gory. Question number three for Cabo A
very basic do you know her really well? Questioned? What
is Morgan's favorite movie?

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Oh, bora easy, Okay, we're at Cabo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
This is a little personal and you're gonna have to
forgive me. And I know you've only been, you know,
as Greg said, in the room together, a couple of
handful of times. But I'd like to think during those
times you've you know, you've gotten.

Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
It on with your gal. What's the weirdest place that's happened?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
No, they got to say it like the newly would be,
what's the weirdest place you've ever made? Legendary legend?

Speaker 10 (01:01:28):
You have to do that, specifically left it for me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
You have to do that. What's the weird place you
ever made? Whoopee?

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
I don't think anywhere crazy bedroom, nothing, nothing nothing crazy so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Far, hotel room like nothing public on the balcony should
we say.

Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
Hotel room Cabo? Well? Whatever, his well, he's in bed.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah, that's that is that's pretty crazy. That's pretty wild.
And she did bring them out of control. She did
bring home that what do you show butt plug for you?
Did she not?

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
She did?

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Okay, nice.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Nicely displayed at her place.

Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
Yeah, she said she was going to keep it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Remember she I know, I know where she can keep it. Yeah. Yeah,
all right. So that's that's the four questions for Cabo.
Now what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a
quick break and then we're going to bring Morgan back in.
We'll get her answers.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
All right, welcome back. We're doing the new lead dating game.
We just talked to Morgan's I hate calling you, Well,
talk to Morgan's boyfriend. No, I'm not calling him Cabo.
Really why, I don't like it. I don't like it.
It's it's weird. I tell you what. Yeah, yeah, I won't.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
I won't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
I won't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
I won't say it on the air, but like off
the air, and if I ever seen him whatever, I
can't look at him and call him Cabo. I can't. Well,
it's like my wife. She cannot call MENACE's wife nacho.
She just can't do it.

Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
She can't bring herself. I can't bring myself to do that. Well,
I can't call menace anything a minute. Yeah, that's weird,
that's all you would. I know, it's it's just it's
just a little bit different. I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
Well, should I tell y'all make it mad?

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
No, If you want to end the relationship, that's fine.
He's paranoid about you know, crazy people.

Speaker 10 (01:03:13):
Let's let's bring get it Cabo.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Let's let's bring him back on. Hey man, you there, yep,
I'm here, okay, all right, So we asked him some questions.
We're going to see how well, uh the answers match
up with what you were what you're going to say?

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
So he was asking he was asked some questions and
let's see if they If they match up, we're going
right back into it. It's the newly dating game.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
So Morgan, we asked him. In all the texts that
you've shared, and you text a lot, you probably noticed
that Morgan uses this emoji the most.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Which EMOCHI would you be using the most in your
text to your boyfriend? Ah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Geez, that's tough because I feel like I use different
emojis for different people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Well, sure, probably boring, but the red heart the.

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
Wrong yeah, well not wrong, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Well he said the match with text just with him.

Speaker 8 (01:04:09):
Yeah, oh well yeah, okay, hey, I use.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
He said the crazy face tongue like that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yeah, that's to balance out the heart, you know, keep
keep on his toes, the mood light.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Alright, so we talked about your Your first date essentially
was just like free drinks and you know, get the
potus flowing.

Speaker 10 (01:04:29):
What is Morgan's favorite drink?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
My go to is usually like tequila soda water, all right,
tequila tequila shots, but it's still took.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Yeah, he did say straight up, he said tequila.

Speaker 8 (01:04:44):
Yeah, just straight out the bottle.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
That's good. Out of tude questions, You got yourself one
point so far? That's good, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
And then in retrospect, this one was just one of
those typical, uh do you know this person well kind
of questions. But now I realized just how damn easy
of a question it was. And the question was, what's
Morgan's favorite movie?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Oh, come on, y'all borat yeah right, whatever, I guess
we're all dating you because we all know. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, And that's h and that's what he said. He said,
bor rat. And then a question number four we had to.

Speaker 10 (01:05:20):
Go old school original dating game on this. What's the
weirdest place you've never made whoopee?

Speaker 8 (01:05:28):
Sorry, I'm so young and thirty. What's a whoopee?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Where's the weirdest.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Place, weirdest place you had sex? So new we haven't
been able to do crazy stuff yet.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
Probably a jacuzzie.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Oh us.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
He didn't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
He simply said, do you want to do you want
to tell her what you said?

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
I just sold like a hotel room, bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Bedroom, bedroom, Yeah, on at least it's the couch.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Being so shy, yeah, because it was all encompassing.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
It was, but it wasn't the hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
But it wasn't. It wasn't like up against the window
or on the bathroom floor in the well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
There's been a hotel room. We were and there wasn't
a balcony, so sorry, cabo am I. So we just
pretended there was and just like pushed ourselves up against the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Answer. We like her refreshing honesty. Even his name is
a lie, name is a lot my god, dude, all right,
so out of that, uh, you got tequila and you
got morat Yeah, so to four an F All right, man,

(01:06:51):
hang on, hang on one second, and uh, we're gonna
put you in the seclusion chamber over here so that
you can't hear the answers that she's about to give them.
That we're gonna come back and we'll see how you
do with your answers. Let me make sure that he
is on hold and can hear what we're saying here.
All right, cool, Yeah, we got much better answers out
of you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
Really is he nervous?

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:07:10):
We don't know. We don't know what is typical.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
I mean, we don't know him. I'll be honest. He
sounds kind of boring.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Well, that's the thing. I think he's kind of nervous
to be on air slash. He's a very private person.

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
Also.

Speaker 10 (01:07:20):
You know they say every relationship needs a string and
a balloon, and maybe you're like the ballue.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
He's the anchor. Yeah, he's definitely the string.

Speaker 8 (01:07:31):
Yeah I do feel that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
I think that's why I like her so much.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Yeah, he could be the ring ring what I say,
what I said? Yeah, we'd asked about the plug. We said,
she brought that home, right, He goes, Yeah, he keeps
it at her place. I didn't. All right, So morgane
these are questions, and uh, you got to try to

(01:07:54):
figure out how he'll answer these questions. Okay, and we'll
start with you, Gina Gratful.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
So we all know that you know Cabo's Cabo. But
what does Cabo call you besides your actual name?

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
Probably it's gonna say sound gay, but Morgi probably because.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
What my mom calls me.

Speaker 10 (01:08:19):
Yeah, girl to you mom's name Morgie Corgi.

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
Well, it was like my nickname when I was a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Morgie's all right, Morgie. Do you have a name, Like,
what does your husband call you? Well?

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
We it's gonna sound boring, but it started as a joke.
We call each other Han because I always whenever I
like serve him, I always pretend I'm like a nine
year old waitress.

Speaker 10 (01:08:40):
I'm like anything else for you. N So now we
just call each other Han.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
You both have the same name, Yeah, we both say, yeah,
heard that before that. You both end for the same
the same name, but like an old waitress. Yeah, all right,
Greg Gory Question number two for the newly.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Dating Game, Morgan, Yeah, if Cabo's penis was an animal.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
What animal would it be?

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Oh, this is a good, very game question. Yes, oh
this is a good question. Probably, Oh this is tough.
What's an animal that grows?

Speaker 11 (01:09:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
You know what funny thing about puffer fishes? And well
it will never come up, but he would tell you.
While we were in Cabo, we did snorkeling, right, yeah,
having a great time. See a puffer fish out there.
I went to go touch it, and he's like, no, no, no, no,
what are you doing? Like those are poisonous. Don't do
that to no, one tell you.

Speaker 10 (01:09:38):
I should have been in the like refresher semi, yeah
I should have.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
No, they're not telling you that. In Mexico jumping the water.
Hold on, there are several animals that can change their
size salamanders, frogs, butterflies, ants, shellfish. Now, okay, what's like.

Speaker 10 (01:09:53):
It just like gets suddenly like just grows.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I like puffer fish, Yeah, puffer fish, Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:09:58):
Although I don't know if he'll like that.

Speaker 10 (01:10:00):
What it's okay?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
So grower not a shower is kind of okay, but
like always like a decent suburb, every dude's one of
the other. Most people though it doesn't matter all right.
Question number three, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:10:12):
Morgan, Yeah, who was first to say those big three words.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Oh love you?

Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
Okay, Well we've talked about this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
It was him, but then I've also admitted that I
thought it in my head the night before.

Speaker 8 (01:10:25):
It doesn't count exactly, but I didn't say it because
you know, you wait till the guy says.

Speaker 10 (01:10:30):
That's Andy made me say it first. He like forced
me to say what. He's like, what what are you thinking?

Speaker 8 (01:10:36):
I'm like, oh, really no, you stand your grog?

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
I buckle?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Is that the rule? No? But like you girls, you
want the guy to say that first.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Right. My first boyfriend ever broke up with me because
I said I love you first and it creaked him out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
So he sounds like if I've ever done that, you've
never because I didn't want to, Like you've never said
I love you first first to your wow.

Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
Being married twice, but I'll tell you times. Did he
not say it first?

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
I'm not sure if I said, I don't. I don't
think I did. Again. It's one of those things because
I I'm always like more like worried about like, okay,
I don't want to sure yes exactly, And so that's why.
I was never very much. I never had very much
awareness when it came to like if someone was into

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me or how into me they were.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
So yeah, Mario, oh god, I did one guarantee you
it was me, and I guarantee you. It was on
the way home from date one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Where I thought, oh my god, I already love it quick.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Technically it was him because he said it and I
was like, oh my god, I was thinking that yesterday
on the trip.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Yeah, okay, on the trip.

Speaker 9 (01:11:52):
I know I.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
That's like the first date I love you. That is
lesbian speed. Yeah, all right. Question question number four Morgan,
the day is over, you're heading off to bed. When
your head hits the pillow, what are you wearing?

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
T shirt and panties?

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
T shirt and panties.

Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
All right, we got that, like a three XL T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, okay, like.

Speaker 8 (01:12:25):
A big we know how we just still we're clear.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Yeah, yeah, nothing cute.

Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
Yeah, you're not like a little like maybe J Simpson John.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
So we got the h we got the answers. We're
gonna take a break and then we're gonna come back,
and then we're gonna hear from him. A right, we're
gonna hear from him, and we'll see what his answers
all match up here next on the Woody Show, Hang on,
I'm welcome back the newly dating Game with Morgan. You

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know our Morgan. Yeah, but we know and love me.
We do love you. See I said that first, that
time she's told me that she loved me. Wow, you're
the first woman he said that. That's true first, Well
to first said that to you first? What an honor
that actually is?

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
And the end of my daughter. I told her I
loved her before she had the ability to say that.

Speaker 8 (01:13:18):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Get that and I feel better now because uh let
me let me uh let me bring him back up here. Yeah, dude,
I know your name now, I know you. I know
your real name, but.

Speaker 10 (01:13:31):
We're going to keep it under it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
I'm not going to say it. I will say it
on the air, I promise, but like whenever I inevitably
see you in person, I'm going to have to use
your actual name.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
I can't use why I'm not saying he is a
person doesn't know the name rules. Yeah for the place.

Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
Yeah all right, So let's stake to the answers. We
had questions for Morgan good thing you guys didn't go
to like Tuscaloosa.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Yeah, Oh we talked to you called him tusk Tusky.
So we have the newly dating game. Morgan had her
questions and we're gonna see if Cabo can match her answers.
And question number one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Yeah, we wanted to know. You know, we call you Cabo.
But what do you call Morgan besides her actual name?

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, like some kind of like you know, cutesie pet name.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Oh, usually it's just Morgan, but uh, maybe Morgie, Morgie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
That's exactly he did.

Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
It's not like he calls me that all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:14:34):
Maybe I still got I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Got it a couple of times. Wow, I got it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:37):
Question number two, I gotta say, Morgie is one of
the cutest things I've ever heard about. The question Cabo
was if Cabo's penis was an animal, what animal would
it be?

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
I've never thought of that.

Speaker 8 (01:14:55):
How's the time, neither did I What do you think
Morgan would say?

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Yeah? Well or what would yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
I think more you would say, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Don't get you with me now, I guess Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
I'm just gonna say polar bear because that's always what's
on TV. When Jeff was watching TV.

Speaker 8 (01:15:20):
Oh, I love my dog. Watched polar bears on TV
when I'm gone, and so she if your penis.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Was an animal, it would be a polar bowler bear.
That kind of I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
But they're strong and big.

Speaker 10 (01:15:32):
That's interesting, cute, but they're dangerous.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
I would at least say something cool. I was actually
quite a lot polar bears. Like polar bears are like
for chicks, like a panther penises, she said, she said sometimes,
she said, and I will quote a puffer fish. A
puffer fish, why.

Speaker 10 (01:15:53):
Because because they grow, they get they get giant.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Animal crow trying to think of a Yeah, we were
trying to think of an animal that grows instantly in size, right,
all right, So it didn't didn't get that one question
number three for the newly Dating.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Game, Well, here's where you bounced back, Cabo. Who was
the first to say those big three words, I love you?

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
That would be me, but I don't remember. Hugh of Tequila,
but it would have been me. That's that's what she'll
take it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
I don't know maraps out that you It would have
been you, but you don't remember.

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
Yeah, she had. She had to jog my memory on
that one.

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
Okay, that's a very vivid memory in my very telling.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
We had a moment, so it's ruined. Okay, So dude,
where where where did this happen when we were sparkling
in Cabo? Okay? Yeah, so she did say that. She
said it did happen while it was on the trip.

Speaker 10 (01:16:54):
Yeah, underwater, signing to her stork, don't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Oh that's the day I got sick and I was
thrown up everywhere. I had so much tequila about like
a match made in heaven.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Up the fish start eating?

Speaker 8 (01:17:14):
Oh god, yeah, wow, I didn't realize you didn't remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Okay, later, is a match? Yeah, is a match? And
she said that, And I learned this for the first
time today that apparently dudes are supposed to say that first.
I had no idea. Yes, it's a fact, all right.
What is question question number four?

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
The question Cabo was the day is over, Morgan's heading
off to bed. When her head hits the pillow, what
is she wearing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
If it's cold, Usually like a three XL hoodie and
oversized stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
So, but just on a regular, just an average generic night,
what is she.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Wearing uh, some oversized T shirtar hoodie?

Speaker 10 (01:17:58):
Anything else?

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
Shorts?

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I mean she said a T shirt and panty.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
Yeah, half tough, right. She specifically said, like a big
oversized shirt.

Speaker 10 (01:18:13):
He got that right.

Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
Shorts, But he's only known me.

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
Only said shorts because Gina was pushing him to say
something else.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
He didn't know what to say. I would have said, like,
I don't underwear. Yeah, you don't want to cold air
getting in there. Yeah, but Morgan said three X shirt
and he said three X true, he.

Speaker 8 (01:18:32):
Knew the size and everything.

Speaker 10 (01:18:33):
I mean that's impressing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
All right, Well, I mean give him the point. I
don't care. It's not like they're winning anything. That's true.
It's not like you get a washer and dryer. Congratulations.
It seems that this relationship is off to a great
star does Yeah. Everything about it's been fast. Yeah, for sure,
love it. Yeah, that's why it's good that we live
kind of far away.

Speaker 10 (01:18:54):
That's the way you have to pace yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:18:58):
Hey, I have a quick question for Cabo.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
How do you feel about her like in the ring
and like fighting and getting beaten up and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
I mean, she's going to hold her own so it's
not too crazy. I'm just more worried that she doesn't
sleep a lot, so that's what's gonna probably beat her
up more.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
I feel sad like and on a scale one to ten,
how bad do you think she needs this nose job
that she wants to be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
She knows my stance and that's a zero.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Yeah zero. Alright, Well, hey man, thank you so much
for taking the time to talk with us, and good
luck with everything. I'm sure we'll meet you at an
event sometime soon, or it's something sometime soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I have a feeling that the relationship will last at

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least that long until we have something like that. That's hope.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
So good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Yeah, anything you love birds want to say to each
other before.

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
We hang up, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
By Cabo more Woody Shows Next, Hang on the Woody Show,
be back, back, back down, back in a bit. She
is great.

Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
H o apl.

Speaker 11 (01:20:13):
Garbage Day not garbage here, Pete, Hey, don't forget. We
have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
It's the Woody Show. Welcome back. We have Morgan, who's here.
We have Greg and they are going to arm wrestle.
Greg was asking Morgan before the break about her strength
and if she feels that she's strong, Yeah, because she's
doing all this training to you know, do some boxing.

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And she said that she's been lifting weights for her
whole life.

Speaker 8 (01:20:48):
I have which also new to boxing, So I am
sore right now.

Speaker 9 (01:20:55):
A lot of people will go to the gym their
whole life and aren't good at it. There's plenty of
people who do things forever and.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Do it wrong.

Speaker 10 (01:21:00):
Okay, so you got that going for you, Morgan?

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Who do you have here?

Speaker 9 (01:21:05):
Greg's a very big anti workout of those right, just
because she's been doing something.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
I give it to Morgan too. That question for Morgan,
like what's the last time the last time you deadlifted?

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Weights? And reps?

Speaker 8 (01:21:18):
Much weight? I don't know because usually I use the machine. Okay,
that answer questions I do free weights? Like what maybe
one day a week?

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Okay? My questions. So we're on equal plate. Yeah, real
quick question about free weights? Do they oil them? Is
that true? Or do they oil machines?

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
Because I remember one hundred years ago when I tried
doing weights because my roommate at the time had a
bunch of weights, and every time I used them, I
would break out in a rash. And I kid you not,
there was some sort of oil on the weights.

Speaker 9 (01:21:47):
Sometimes when you have like like if you have like
a big like outdoor like literally muscle beach sort of
set up, you might do some mineral oil for But
that's that's very odd day forward.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
I said, hey, I can't lift allergic.

Speaker 9 (01:22:03):
I mean, but things like like a machine like a
squat or a leg press machine of course will have
those those shafts will.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Have of course, I like how you say shaft as
you're doing the hand that as you oil it.

Speaker 8 (01:22:13):
Yeah, well squat I can do like uh probably one fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
All right, I'd like to see that for him, but
I actually, okay, you see bird pressure do that. He
benched like three forty five.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
But he was.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
He was there with Jason Kelcey and a bunch of
other dudes not to get who it was, and there
was a ton of people in the video. Wow, yeah right,
he was so he was so pumped. He is one
of those guys who's like, you know, uh, deceivingly athletic.
You look at him like he's not flatty by any mean, no,
I could see that for him solid.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Your legs can be like depending on the type of person,
some people's legs are much stronger than their arms, like me.

Speaker 10 (01:22:52):
Yeah, get on the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Yeah all right. I was supposed to ask you as well.
Was there some kind of weird interaction there was a
power slapper here yesterday?

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
Oh, when we were leaving, Yeah, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Yeah, the security guy who's the power slapper.

Speaker 8 (01:23:10):
Isaiah ks Okay, he is the middleweight champ.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Yes, I don't know his actual weight class. Yeah, he's
the champ right now, has been since power slip on. Anyways,
he was leaving and the security guard I got a
picture with him, was super nice and then grabbed his head,
kissed him on both sides.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
I think he was just the guy goes a good day, yes,
and he says, have a good day, see you later,
see you on Monday, have a good night. He says,
like five things right, and he's a night. He's a
super nice guy. Yeah, and we thought he was done,
but then he went in for.

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
The second round and he's kissing him like a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
His home country. I don't know, I don't know. And
then please open your mouth I slipped on. I don't
think that guy's Puerto Rican.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
No, he didn't even know who Isaiah was, honestly, because
after Isaiah left he asked us, He's like, who was that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:04):
Time?

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
When I was leaving, he was showing someone else pictures
of like, look who I just met.

Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
I think he made his day.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Oh boy, But I had to apologize to Isaiah for
you got kissed four times.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
By the security guy. This is affint we've had. This
is a new round of security guards.

Speaker 8 (01:24:22):
We should give video of that security video.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
But this guy, this guy's been here for a while.

Speaker 10 (01:24:27):
Yeah, we're on the famous people been through the lobby.
But something about this guy power slap.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Well, Isaiah is called pretty boy, Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:24:38):
And pretty boy?

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Okay, so good time. So we're doing this, yeah all right,
So this is going to take all five. Someone's gonna
have to hold their head. You got sam you want
to be the referee here?

Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
You hold them in the neutral position before they start.

Speaker 8 (01:24:52):
Why can't I arm wrestles samuels hold.

Speaker 10 (01:24:53):
Their little elbows?

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
So this is Ray and this is Greg and Morgan.
They're going to arm wrestle here. Sammy knows what she's doing.
She's got a moment. I've never even seen what is
Sammy doing? Keep it so you started an even position.

Speaker 10 (01:25:07):
They're going to fall over the top right now you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
This is going to be two seconds of your life.
And then Sammy, you can hold on to the table
if you need to to, you know, keep it stating
it's mobile. Yeah, it's what normally where all the food
sits in here? Our yeah, okay, are you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
How do you do this? It's like at all on
your market.

Speaker 9 (01:25:30):
The best the best way to do it so that
they don't know what's happening is to just let Sammy
remove her hands whenever Sammy wants to. That way, they
can't prep three to one stuff. Okay, okay, Sammy, you
have so much power you'll go and you let your
hands go. Well okay, all right, yeah, all right, there
we go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Okay, it's oh now Morgan's wrist is already they're both
holding on.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Now we're back to even Morgan's literally falling out there
right now.

Speaker 10 (01:26:01):
It slipping.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
She's out of the more leverage being out of the chair.
She's out of the chair. All right, come on, Greg
is king in there way longer than now Greg is
starting to lose because my my shoulder. What happened afterwards,
here's the excuse. He said he was going to lose

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going into it, he said, very longer than I thought
she's from Greg, Greg's shoulder started getting pulled out of
the socket. Is because Morgan was off her chair. Therefore
she was on her feet there she was pushing.

Speaker 8 (01:26:36):
With her legs, which I was yelling the whole time
and y'all let me stop.

Speaker 10 (01:26:40):
All she was saying is I fell out of the chair.

Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
I say, the next round is at a woody show event, Yes, okay,
with the proper maybe like yeah, and have like the
handle on the side to be on their feet.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
All of a sudden, yeah zoom. Oh damn, I can
see it noise yeah, behind and.

Speaker 6 (01:26:59):
Then all of a sudden, I felt my shoulder kind
of like start to rip. I'm like I'm going Yeah.
Lasted ten times longer than I.

Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
Thought it was.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
It was like Greg was having a conversation while he
was holding you know, Morgan, like so, I Greg, I
think we ever will be totally security and get your
kisses now? Are you? Armrests are the more wanted shows
kind of explained shows why would why would you wish

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that on me