The Woody Show July 2nd 2025 Podcast

The Woody Show July 2nd 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Wednesday, July the second, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Thank you for being here giving us some of your
valuable time this morning. What of that's great, Gorgy, good morning, Menace, Lettina.
See we got Sammy Morgan, our associate producer von, our
video producer Bort, and Menji holding things down the Woody
Show production department. We are not here live today, little
summer break letting into the fourth of July holiday. Nice,

(01:14):
but we got some good stuff lined up for you.
And you know what we say. If you haven't heard it,
it's it's study you. And that said, we'd still like
to hear your thoughts on anything you hear on the
show today. If there's an opinion or a story you
want to add to, there's a lot of ways to
do that. Best way is the after hours voicemail and
ten am until five am the next morning. Eight seven
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(01:37):
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Speaker 1 (01:41):
Finals follow us on the.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Social media platform of your choice. At the Woody Show.
Right coming up for you today, ce maass at the
Art Expo with with some unique art that he wants
to get the expert's opinion on.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Please the people who think they're an expert.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
What did you forget to cancel? You know Greg and
his Paramount Plus Uh huh, Yeah, he'd been putting off canceling.
He finally canceled. But yeah, we heard about how many
people are holding on these subscriptions. They just don't cancel them,
They don't even use them way they're hold on to them.
But what did you forget to cancel? Also, if someone's
to ask you, what is your best story, the best
story you've got, personal story, what would it be? We'll

(02:17):
share some of ours that and more. Today you're on
the WOODI Show. Uh, Greg, what's going on with you?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Like?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
What's your situation?

Speaker 6 (02:24):
So?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I remember a couple years ago, Menas pulled me aside
and said, Hey, I noticed that you're slurring your words
a lot, and I'm kind of concerned. And do you
remember that menace? Yeah? So, and I didn't notice it
at the time. But then just a couple of weeks ago,
I did notice it that I was having to focus
so hard on whatever whatever I was reading, and in

(02:44):
my head it sounded normal. I think I was slurring
my words, like crazy in your head. Yeah, well, I
think in real life I was slurring my words, but
in my head it sounded normal. But I thought, this
is taking so much energy and focus and concentration just
to read a simple word. And I kind of felt
dizzy and out of it, and like I had tunnel vision.

(03:05):
And I was wondering, is it possible that you could
have like a mini stroke not know it or yeah
for sure? Or would a doctor know, hey, two weeks
ago you had a mini stroke?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Like what?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
The reason I want to know should I go is
because let's say the doctor finds out, oh yeah, you
had like a miniature stroke. Okay, now, what what are
they gonna do about it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
It might be a sign that obviously that you're you know,
you're prone to are on the on the cusp, but
maybe having something a bigger huh Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
I guarantee what it'll be is it'll be caught up
back on the booze, eat healthy, no smoke, you know,
all the class, all the fun stuff right now?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Is it cognitive decline? Do you have any kind of
like Alzheimer's or anything like in the family.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, you can remember nothing. I can remember. I don't
get it, so get it.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
But yeah, but I haven't noticed it lately, just that
period of time, something weird was going on.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Well, you've also know, is that with Woody Menace Woody
is more of a lisp type thing. Yeah, but I've
always had that. Yeah, it was more more more prominent lately. Yeah,
I think it's just lazy, You're more tired. No, lazy,
Like honestly, it's a lazy thing because when I'm speaking
and I'm projecting, and I'm like, it's just but I'm

(04:19):
just kind of half speed and you know, your mouth
doesn't move as much, and then that's what that's where
it's more pronounced. And we were on the road when
I think that's just more pronounced. I've always had. I've
always had that. Of the past couple of months has
been more prominent. Yeah, it's not like a Charlemagne the
God you know, heavy lisp you know. Yeah, no, that fired,

(04:39):
that's not shots fired. He's very much he's very much
aware of it and yeah, but he knows what it is.

Speaker 8 (04:44):
And yeah, that's just to this podcast, it's been gone
a lot of that. How to do with him using
a visit line, is that right? Yeah, because he was
in the line you had you have to wear it
like twenty four to seven.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, and maybe because he was telling me, he look,
I've always had it the top they spoke. Yeah, yeah,
but it was like really bad when he had in
visi line. Oh yes, that's why I don't want him
visi line. I don't want it. Don't wear to work, No,
you have to you have to wear like twenty four.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
Well you don't have to, just take longer, like double
the time.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't know that. One time, like trying to get
my kids to wear his rubber band. He's so close
to getting the stupid braces off, he's uh, fifteen. They
do it in stages now what Yeah, so when we
were kids, I'm forty eight. When we were kids, you
got braces. You had him on for a year or two. Yeah,
you got them off, You're done. Now they put kids

(05:31):
in braces like when they're younger. I'm talking about like six,
seven eighty. Yeah, and then you have mon for a while,
they do something for say a year or so, then
they take them off, they wait a certain amount of time,
and then they put him back in braces. That sounds dunny.
Why is that? I just can't you only had to
do it once because when they're younger, I guess it's

(05:51):
more appliable, like something with the jaw, and it's it's
easier for them to make bigger adjustments or do different
things and as opposed to waiting until they're more into adolescents.

Speaker 9 (06:02):
Right, Okay, So that happened to me when I was
a kid.

Speaker 10 (06:05):
I had a dentist who said, you're only going to
have these braces for a year.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
We're just gonna kind of pull these together.

Speaker 10 (06:11):
And then we moved and I got a different dentist,
and that dentist said, you know what, we're just going
to keep them on the whole time. So I ended
up with braces for six years.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
The new dentist.

Speaker 10 (06:22):
Didn't do it the way that then the new way.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
And then didn't get all the money.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
Yeah first time, so just yeah, so just let them
do it and split.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Like a year and a half.

Speaker 11 (06:33):
Yeah, it was two years and they're still good. Mine
are all messed up. Do you ever wear a retainer?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I didn't. No, I never did.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I wanted a retain you did.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Probably wanted the head gear too, No, just the retainer gear.
Did they still do headgear with?

Speaker 11 (06:48):
Like the strap it looks like an electric electric chair
the one, the one that I remember was for overbite
and so it pull your top jaw back and so.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Uh it was just a thing that would connect to
the up for set of teeth. Yeah, and then it
was just a last strap to go around the matter
to South Parks.

Speaker 11 (07:08):
Yep, Hi, guys, Dana suck.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
He got a couple questions on the text. Hopefully we
can uh made me save life today?

Speaker 12 (07:20):
Oh yeah, go to the doctor or no I need
Yes I will, because you should just go for like
a regular annual just getna test and all the normal
stuff they do.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
For our dumb and assurance. I'm gonna blame our dumb
insurance because I finally got this one doctor that I liked.
He was convenient, it was nearby my house, et cetera,
et cetera, And then our company decides, Hey, out of
the blue, we're going to change your insurance company. And
then they say, yeah, you're no longer.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
In our you're not covering anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Same thing happened with my dentist. Yeah, we're no longer
in your network because the company just decides we're going
to change everything for no reason.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
While neither that they are going to start charging you more.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
All right.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
A couple of other should I go to the doctor questions? Uh,
this one says, oh, this is for the ladies.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Nine to five.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
I haven't had a period in over two plus years.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
One, I have an IUD and I take ADHD medication.
I'm not sure if I can have kids anymore. But
I don't really know if it's much of a concern.
But I feel like if I want to have kids later,
then I would maybe need to get this checked out.
I mean two years.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
Yeah, that's concerning. You should definitely go to the doctor
over that.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Or maybe you're like one of those chicks. There was
this chick that used to go I know, it sounds
crazy me saying when I used to go to the
gym and the personal trainer that I was working out with, Like,
hey see this crazy woman over here, she's here for
five hours a day. She works out so much she
no longer gets a period. That's a thing and oh yeah,
that can happen again. Yeah wow, so not on even

(08:56):
get hot. You to the point where you don't even
appeared anymore, seems so much on tamps. No more peers,
no more tamps. You don't have to buy tams. That's amazing. Yeah,
you probably can't have kids.

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Yeah, I mean I think it's an eating disorder.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Oh no, does the i u D keep you from
getting a period?

Speaker 11 (09:12):
I've never had an IUD. I don't know, but that
doesn't seem normal. And if she's still at like the
child barren years, she might want to figure that out.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Like not having kids not a terrible idea, you know, Hey,
I tried not to have kids. Yeah, I mean you
still ended up with a step side. That's my cut.
Two hundred years from now and it's all waste lands
and empty cities.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
But yeah, right, we don't need people. I'm not going
to be here.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Someone said, I got sick last winter with what a
doctor called mild bronchitis. I used to be very active, exercising,
running five times a week, and now since I got
sick and have recovered, but I could barely walk up
the stairs without needing my inhaler. Oh, my god. I've
gone back to the doctor two times and they said,
my lungs are just inflamed. But the steroid inhaler they
gave me isn't working.

Speaker 9 (10:00):
Oh, that should work. If it's not working, there's something else.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Try another doctor. Is it a pomologist?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Is that what the pull moonologist?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Pull moonologists?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
It's pulmonorious pulmonorian. But that's the doctor that you would see, right, Yeah,
it definitely a second opinion.

Speaker 11 (10:13):
But I've definitely heard that a lot more in the
last year or two, where it's like this thing won't
go away, like this is my life now.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Well, I mean, you've been coughing, but you just had laryngitis. Yeah,
and not that long ago. But there have been people
here as of the last couple of years that get
these coughs and they seem to just linger yeah for
months now. Yeah, because you're in a sick building than knowing.
Not just here, I'm saying just in general, I hear
about people, and it's not just in one area of
the country. It seems to be pretty widespread. Like you

(10:40):
may get over whatever it is, you don't feel necessarily
sick anymore, but you can't kick the cough.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
I have a family member that has like a coughing
tick and it's been around for like thirty.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Years, like a habit. Basically, yeah, that sucks. We don't
hang out that'd hang around.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Well, you know I have that. I've tried to. You
have many ticks, Yes, you have. I tried to, like
keep them clearing thing, and you've gotten better. You doing
a lot better every once in a while to nowhere.
You could tell like she's been hanging on trying not
to do it, and she just breaks loose.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Because all of a sudden, like right like anytime somebody
walks out, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah, not that one. It said, it's the whatever the
you're scratching thing that you do. Yeah, but it's like
all of a sudden boom and it's one hundred ball.

Speaker 11 (11:27):
That's not a tick. That's because I'm desperate to get
that inch. I think it's that's a tick. I got
other ticks. Chicken chicken for you and bailing out loud.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Riggle shriggle.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Handle another New Hour Insensitivity Training pre Politically Correct World.
Woody greg Man is my se man seem phone's open
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, that's seven four you
can send us a text over tow to nine eight

(12:05):
seven coming up for you this hour. We were playing
those older clips from Sea Bats at the Art Expo,
and then we talked about how when we were at
Greg's parents' house, his mom is showing us some of
his artworks, so many art pieces. Oh my god, Greg
the artista, No, who knew? He does nothing like it.
He says, this is pat it is all garbage.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
You look at his humorous parents. Yes, makes me to
my stomach. I kind of see it. I think it's
the other way around. They humor me, and oh yeah,
it's nice. We'll put this on the wall. And I
said why.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
So Seabats went with some of Greg's artwork and some
of the things from The Woody Show show the Show
Woody Show Art to the Art Snobs at the twenty
twenty five Art Expo, and so he's gonna have some
of that audio coming up for us this hour. Here
on The Woody Show, we're talking about just how dumb
the Internet is, and there's a lot of stupid stuff

(12:59):
out there. You know, Greg loves a good TikTok challenge.
Always there's another new one of those out there, and
just in case you're feeling stressed. People find this very relaxing.
There is a guy in the video going around. This
guy is hydrating rocks and that's trending on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Just it.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
No, this guy he rubs them down with a wet
sponge and people love it. Yeah, it's it's so weird, right, the.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Sound it makes. What's that?

Speaker 4 (13:30):
I assume it's the sound it makes. No, it's they
like watching just how it goes from like very dry.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
It's kind of like a like a shiny okay, and
the way the water travels over it.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah, and then and then of course there's there's yeah,
and then they got this there. This is the music
and these videos are huge. So imagine a guy rubbing
rocks down with the wet sponge. Is this music plays?
Because that's it. The Internet is such a strange place.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
That's what I have to say too.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
It is asmr yeah, and it's it's it's art it's
speaking of which it is artsy because the water kind
of makes little patterns and stuff. I mean, I wouldn't
watch it for more than five seconds, but I see why.
It's interesting somehow.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
And the latest challenge Greg is to drop heavier and
heavier things on your foot.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I heard about this one. You did, I did? Okay,
you've been there it kind of Oh yeah, I would
like you to know that I've been knowing about this
for about twenty four hours. Nice. It kind of sounds
like something we would do.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
So the challenge is to drop heavier and heavier things
on your foot to see how much it hurts. Okay,
if you start dropping things on your foot or hashtag
drop challenge, you'll see these, uh these videos.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Come up like how late, how light do they start,
and how heavy do they go?

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Well, I have a clip here that we played for this.
So you drop each thing on your foot with no
shoes on, obviously, and then you rate the pain on
a scale of one to ten. So this one guy
did multiple rounds of it. He used a hammer, oh
my god, a space heater, a sound bar, and what
he said was the worst one of all, a cordless drill.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Like warning by the way, fun accent ahead. Here's a
clip of a different thing.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Sound one go there next to go to the speaker.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Speaker drill drill.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Boys for radio stunt.

Speaker 8 (15:48):
We would uh have darts like I don't know, probably
to our chest and then we just we would drop
the darts onto our bare feet.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
I'd rather do the darts than the drill.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Don't even because the dart went straight into our foot
and it would like be sticking up.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I really don't even feel it. Bring a bone with
a drill.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Hell, man, you've got the battery. The batteries heavy.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
And by the way, how is this allowed on TikTok
because typically they don't allow things that are designed harm.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
They call everything a TikTok challenge. I'm like, I don't
even see this. I was going to because people have
done bigger things too, like vacuums and televisions. By the
TikTok did pull some of them down, including this guy
with the drill.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yet I really would see.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Well, you could be part of the cool new trend, Greg,
I know how much that's important to you.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
It's kind of like the essence of my entire life.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
Here's the real opportunity, Greg, since it's band on TikTok,
you need to make your own social media platform that
allows people hurting themselves.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
And I know how to code.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
So yeah, and you get this guy.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Sound not one go there? Next one to go?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
The speaker.

Speaker 13 (17:15):
Is real.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
People do that a purpose amusic on purpose Internet. Man,
what a place something for everyone to ce mass the
Art Expo, Greg's artwork and some of the other Woody
Show art showing these real life art snobs at the
art Xpo and getting their opinion. As we heard in
those clips from the previous art Expo, just how serious

(17:46):
of these guys take.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
To be made. We may again, we may.

Speaker 7 (17:49):
This whole radio show thing may just be an entree
for us into the art world.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
And Woody Lease, please tell me you did not take
photos of this crap that's in my parents' house.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Oh maybe, Oh yeah, because I showed you. Yeah yeah,
I showed you.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Someone keeping your personal information for.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Ever.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
I showed you this one in the studio yesterday.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Where do you think I got it?

Speaker 11 (18:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I forgot seeing the photo? Yeah, oh god, that is
so stupid.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Would you call this one again?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Greg? Mad face Madrion.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Faces so good red squares Greg one?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Greg? This is from March of twenty twelve. Oh god,
Greg prepared that for banana duct tape to a wall.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
Yeah right, yeah, I saw, by the way, I saw
something like that at this art show that I'll tell
you all about after the Break the.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Wood Show, the Woody Show, and we have Art Expo
twenty twenty five. We had those clips earlier in the
week with you know, different pictures and stuff from here
in the studio, Menace halfway barfing on on the snails,

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it's on guard.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
And now we have some of Greg Gory's because he
was trying to get back into painting and he did
that one painting like about a year year and a
half ago, year ago. Yeah, I thought that one came
out really cool.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Honestly, you're no experson. Yeah, I mean I'm.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Not an expert.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
I just thought to look at maybe I just like
the color scheme.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
That's why we got to go to the experts.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah. And that's the thing I like about the people
you talk to. They can analyze just about anything, can they.
They did. I mean they showed them a photograph of
like Pubes and a sink, and they a lot to
say about it.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
We'll see about this all right. Well it's Art Exbo
twenty twenty five. So these are the real art snobs.
And we have some of Greg's paintings that he did,
and then also some other stuff when he show art
Sea Bass is showing them and getting their opinion on it.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
We're starting with Greg's most recent masterpiece, his his red
and black and blue squares on tan.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, that's the one I liked. I thought that.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I thought that was pretty cool. I could see that
some kind of like mid level hotel.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
That's the best.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
But they don't how many prints they order. They order
a ton, so you would that's that's if you're talking
about hotels. This would be at a loft by the
w It's black and green blue rectangle. I found a
guy and he's This guy's an actual producing artist. His
name is Drift from Germany. I believe his name is Retoo.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
I would yes, I do like that.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
There is movement and is there's depth in it and
it leaves.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
The user to interpret it.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
If I'm going to put it on the wall every
time I see it, I would see something of my
life in this.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
If you own a gallery, would you hang that in your.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I would hang it in my house.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Great, I had no need to be this nervous. That's
really see something different every time every time.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
That is a high compliment.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
And again, this is a black black splashes Is it
a crylic I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I don't know none of the things. It was proper
art paint. I don't know what it's. It's oil based. Yeah,
it was like in a tube and sometimes I watered
it down.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Now do you have one of those like.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
The other one that I made with house paint? I know?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
But what's the thing that has like your all your
colors of palette on the palatin? No?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I would? What did I do? I put a sheet
on the floor and just put the canvas on the
floor and then used the stuff that you would do
a paint and the roller like one of those containers,
and just kind of mix it in there.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
And just now, were you in the nude while doing this?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I should have been? No, No, I should have been.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
It took Gregg's painting to another art enthusiastic, same one,
same painting.

Speaker 14 (21:46):
I like that. I like the blue on the black.
I like that it's kind of a nod image. It
doesn't have necessarily anything defined to me. It's kind of pleasing,
but it's also dark. It is interestings like a ghost.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Oh well, this guy does claim that his house is haunted.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Isn't that funny? How I saw that?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
That's weird. Did you see that person? That's interesting? I'll
let him know that.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Isn't that interesting?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
That is so interesting?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
There's a ghost in your painting, Greg, Did you know.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
What's weird thing about this painting is that when I
thought it's wasn't complete, so I had to do the
whole Jackson Pollock wanna be thing where I splattered a
little bit. Yeah, And to me, if I were going
to analyze it, I would say, these look like sperm.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Maybe something else that's a part of your life. Yeah,
something something near to the heart chambers.

Speaker 9 (22:43):
It's about fertility.

Speaker 7 (22:44):
That's part of Eric's life too. I'm guessing one more
with Greg's painting. And this guy from his name, he's
actually an art He runs an art program called Hello
Art World.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
His name is Sean. Okay, here's Sean at the artict Look.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah at this.

Speaker 15 (22:57):
I actually kind of like it because the color comedy
invokes like some type of strong feeling and it has
a level of I suppose uniqueness. I actually find client feeling.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Okay, let's see Greg, that's another person that likes it.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I'm very pleased. Yeah with the critiques.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah it's Greg. Yeah, you were all nervous and stuff.
I don't think I have any everyone it's yeah, are
we going to post a picture of the painting so
we can see it somebody?

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Yeah? Yah.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
I send all the paintings to Greg too, menace in
to Von Okay, all right, cool, So we'll have those
posted for you. You'll be able to see those on
our Instagram at the Woody Show. Woody Show, Uh, taking
our art to the Art Expo twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Speaking of an he sent me some stills shots from
the show things we do on the air.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
Now, if I were to just send that, you could
present those to these art people. Oh, that's people at
a radio show doing stuff. So what I did so
I used the power of computer and I got an
AI to fill in like different backgrounds and things. So
we had Morgan eating like, uh, that Korean blood sausage
looks very much.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Like a vent It's right, yeah, but.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
I had I said, I said, AI, take that and
then like put it in. Put you know, interpret the background.
So it's basically her and a Morgan holding a sausage
and a forest of wieners, a forest of wieners, or
it looks like Spaghettio's in the background.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
It kind of looks like go and then there. Yeah,
there's some trees. Yeah, it could be real. All right,
So again, if you want to see the photo, we'll
have it on our Instagram at the Woody Show.

Speaker 14 (24:25):
I mean, the first thing that strikes is the color.
The color is really intense, which I like. She obviously
admits some emotions. She looks like she's having fun. She's
enjoying it, for sure. It's a very pleasing photo. She's
kind of a funny expression like she's trying something out.
She quite doesn't quite know how it's gonna be, but

(24:45):
it's fun.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
I'm seeing like a sausage motif here.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, that does sausage.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Kind of odd.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
That likes to be. She's surrounded by sausages for her
the first time in her life.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I don't know what to do with it, exactly, some.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Helping experience, Okay, right. I would not call this pleasing though,
because yeah, like the background is very more disturbing, chaotic,
and the sausage she's holding.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
Honestly, it looks like she horrific. She's like in a
kindergarten class or something like that.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
No, no offense, port but I would say this is
more under the headline of nightmare, like you know, like
I'm saying, like somebody like woke up from a nightmare
and decided to do some art. This will be what
this would be, what would pretty be produced? That's a
little harsh, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Which is that?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Which you know that that not everything could be roses,
roses and lilacs and all that crap, you know, right right,
But it also looks like maybe she tore that off
to somebody, or it's an internal organ or something.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
It looks like a bloody poop. Yes, all right.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
The Art Expo twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
So Bond sent me a picture of Boort, which is
super thrilling. But I said, well, what is Bort Love Adults?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
A wrestling?

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Professional wrestling.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
I took Bort and I told Ai to give me
this man is a wrestler and he's got like three
belts on because it's a.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Yeah, I mean it goes the one belts basically being
worn as a broad and he's yelling into a mic.
You can tell he's like he's addressing the crowd.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
So yeah, so this is sort of a collageal super
super real photo and that brought that to the art folks.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Okay, you know it's like if you go to Hollywood,
they make stuff happen, which is not really reality.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Speaking, fake things, Wrestling's not real, right, yeah, exactly. Adult
men who like wrestling, come on, right.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
No, I think men who like wrestling is great. You know,
it's good for the kids. Know they believe in Jesus
Christ and wrestling.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
That's well for so it's you know, like put you
on a circus.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
It's good for the kids.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yes, so, very very good for the kids.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
As an adult, would you go to wrestling mass.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Right, Well, you know, I guess some people go.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Some people or did you see the photo? No, this
would be something I think that you might actually like.
I could see you like that.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Nice. That's pretty cool, right yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
It personifies my internal rage that I'm usually letting out
at sea bass all right, as you're on a microphone
screaming just you know, several wrestling felts around your chest.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, interest from the body of a dwarf here, yeah yeah, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
So again, Menace is working on He's got the photos
that you can see of this art that these people
are contiquing at the art show twenty twenty five, So
on our Instagram, got.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
A photo here of Woody and this is when you
were wearing the toilet seed as a oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Sort of a but washing toilet seed friendless. Yeah, from
my house, from your auction.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
So I said, let's take this man and kind of
make him a photograph of a painting of him in
a in an actual bathroom.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Okay, that's is that a toilet? I mean that to
me is fun.

Speaker 14 (27:35):
You know you can't help I mean seeing the emotion
on him and you feel it. So to me, I
like this image better. It brings up more emotion. It's
fun to me, it's a fun picture.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
It's a man who's joined fun m Yeah, I call
this hemorrhoid.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's cool. I would look at the film Hemorrhoid. Yeah,
that's pretty awesome. Again, who needs artists? We have AI?
This is good. I'll say this.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
At the art expot I went to, there was what
because the artists very much against AI in general. There
was one guy who had a full on AI exhibit
and people didn't hate on it, and it was it
was dumb stuff like you know, monkey's drinking tea or whatever.
It was super uninteresting. Literally anyone could do it, but
he had a whole setup there, all.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Right, Art Expo twenty twenty five. Which one's next.

Speaker 7 (28:20):
This is Gina looking kind of sour, and I asked
AI to put her in a position. She's got her
laying in bed with a man who's pointing at his crutch.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Now, I think the feminists would love that one, I think.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
And from what Gin has told.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Us, she doesn't like mouth parties, which you know, great wife, right,
I think Gena is low key really bad in bed.
And but I have this her again, her laying in
bed with a guy. She's looking at him like eh, and.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
She has her headphones on.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
All the photos are from the studio.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Yeah, I wasn't able to get the headphones off necessarily.
Here's what the here's what the arts knobs had to
say about that.

Speaker 16 (28:51):
Probably, Yeah, she's looking at something that she's not happy
about on maybe it smells kind of a phone. She's
making fun of it.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
And so when it smells in this situation, that makes
me think of a Dutch oven. Oh what sorry, Yeah,
So when it comes to smells in a bed, there's
a Dutch oven that sometimes where guys, you know, they'll
make a smell in the girl's a bed.

Speaker 16 (29:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, probably that put.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Their hands under the covers. That was a really good
initial description of a Dutch oven.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Yeah you guys make this was a high end art.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'm not going to take yeah hearts. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Now, what makes you think that Genie would be terrible
in bed? Because she says she hates giving number one?
I mean that's that's number one? Giving or receiving? Well,
who cares about receiving? Giving?

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (29:41):
She hates giving oral stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
She doesn't want it to last long.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
She doesn't want to last long. Everything about what she
has said in bed is and I'm not very interested therefore,
and which, again, judging on her words, makes me think
she's pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
I don't think it's don't as much mystery to that. Okay,
I don't remember that like hating. I thought it was
more receiving. What if I'm misremembering, I'm misremembering there hate receiving?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, yeah right, that's a fact.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
And then some are enthusiastic givers, which makes them good
in bed. Possibly some some believe they're really good at it.
And it's not that nort.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
I'd rather rather stuck the point of enthusiasm than not enthusiasm.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
But you know the braggers. We've talked about the braggers before. Yeah,
the ones who say they were the best, probably not exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
That's great that I can work with that, I can't
work with you away from me? Is this over yet?
I hate it?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I do one more where we're showing these arts knobs
at the Art Expo twenty twenty five, some different woody
show pieces of art.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
And this one is, oh, this is yeah, this is.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
Actual real art that I had commissioned for my home
or sorry, I know that a fan made of my house.
I forget where it's me and oh, that's right. And
this is a big mural in my house. If you
were at my home for one of my tours and
it's all like a tarp, well yeah, well it's a
it's for a wall sized, so yeah, it's giant. So
it's me standing with like a gladiator spear. And these
two ladies based off real women in my life who

(31:05):
I've known, and they're kind of standing in this.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Mountain range you're lording over.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
You're very oaring sort of okay, well, what are the
art knobs think about that?

Speaker 14 (31:13):
When I see that I'm focused on the muscles, and
to me, it seems overly exaggerated, almost like a.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Comic, because it don't even realize they're standing right next
to the person in that picture and it's identical. I mean,
even your body to this day hasn't changed exactly. How
did they not recognize you immediately?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Sure like a fantasy sort.

Speaker 14 (31:33):
Of thing, but the image itself doesn't do too much,
almost like a comic.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Do you see anything in the background that maybe looks familiar?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
And almosts like that architectural house what's his name?

Speaker 14 (31:48):
We actually I actually toured it. No, it's a Frank Lloyd, right,
that house. That's what it kind of pulled up for me.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
These pieces are and so the muscles good bed are
just indifferent.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
It just seems very commercial.

Speaker 14 (32:07):
That's a good word. It feels very commercial. Yeah, I
mean artistically it just feels very commercial. I tend to
go a little more contemporary, and that's just very commercial.
How about this good These girls they look like porn
they look like porn women.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
But there's one guy with two shicks that's pretty hot, right, Yes,
if you're straight, some guys, I suppose you know, Okay,
this one's a.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Little that sounds like a ravenous bottle. He did not
point out that you and the chick on the right
don't have belly buttons. Oh, I mean he should have
analyzed that.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Yeah, but he did notice poorn ladies and hotness. And
then one more, this is another person, Yeah, the same
photo sea baths lording over his ladies. Another art's not
but the Art Expo twenty twenty five.

Speaker 16 (32:55):
A lot of exercise going on and a lot of
sun tan.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
But I like it.

Speaker 16 (33:02):
I mean, as long as they're happy, that's good.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I think they were very happy.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, yeah, time, you know they were because they were
with that muscular.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
Very satisfied.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
So a lot of great reviews there, guys. Everybody loved
greg stuff. Oh yeah, Greg, I'm telling you you have
been way too hard on yourself when it comes to
your art. Well, you can to open a gallery, Greggory
gallery night all right.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Of which, the stupidest art work that I saw there,
which I think was a maybe a bit of a
troll job, was some guy had taken an actual life,
real life rose stapled it to a white canvas. And
there's some explanation about how this is the real versus
the fake life. He wanted one point five million for that.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Oh my god, did he get it? I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
He actually made three of them and they were all
stapled up next to each other, like, oh, it's worth
one point five million.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Well, if you want to see the pieces of art
in question, you can hit up our Instagram that the
Woodie Show on Instagram. Thank you very much to you mass,
Thank you art snobs, Greg Gory. I look forward to
uh being at your Yeah, that's the place I would
drink one because I think that's what you have to do.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Right gallery, drink there too.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
I would be opening a big opening IULD. I would
do that for you. Will you come to my opening?
I will thank you. More Woody shows coming up.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Hangouts, don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will be right back.
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Well, we were talking about dream stuff recently and this
guy in North Carolina he had a dream last week
that he would win one hundred and ten thousand dollars
in the lottery, like specific, one hundred and ten thousand dollars,
and then he woke up the next day and he

(34:51):
won exactly that amount. Says there It says one hundred
and ten thousand dollars. Now he claimed his winnings and
after the required federal stayed tax with holdings he took
home went seven dollars eight thousand, seventy eight thousand, nine
hundred and twenty five dollars. He plans to buy two
dozen eggs with that winning good.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Good.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Yeah, So he says, it's so funny you said it,
because I Greg, I had the same exact thought.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I'm like, did you you could say that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Or is it just like, guys, you'll never believe this.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
You're not gonna believe me when I tell you the one? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Okay, So let's say, let's say it's even true. What's
the point what do you mean? Not cool if you
if you legitimate that you want and ten if you
legitimately had a dream, even if like he had a
dream that he won the lottery the night before he
won the lottery for however much amount. I think that's
pretty cool. And he told me that.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Let's say what you say? Greg told me that story? Greg,
why would you care about anything? You're weirdo? Yeah? About
how you care about?

Speaker 6 (35:44):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (35:44):
How is your weekend?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yuck?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
He sneezes, bless you, No, thank you, right, Like, what
are we talking about?

Speaker 7 (35:49):
I heard this week I heard some girls say to
some other guy in the hallway, oh my god. This
was like the Wednesdayist of Wednesdays. You shared that thought,
that was that was the thought in your head that
you shared.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Whatever they're trying to be made.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
This is the witty show.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Yeah, this is the witty show. Yeah, I smart, And
we are into another new hour insensitivity trading for a
politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Thanks for being here giving.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Us your valuable time this morning. My name is Woody.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
That's Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Menace is right there.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
We've got Gina. Good morning, see bas Good morning to you.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Like Hu, Sammy is here.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
He Morgan is taking your calls at eighty seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Morgan was telling us
about this thing that she signed up for. What is
What is this thing again? It's like a yeah, it's
it's called Quinn.

Speaker 13 (36:45):
It's an app that I've found out about and it's
designed probably mostly for women, but for anyone.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
But it's like a.

Speaker 13 (36:51):
Voice erotica app, so guided masturbation for women in sh.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Here's the thing. So you signed up for how long ago?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Let's see a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 13 (37:04):
I did like the free trial, which I think was
about seven days, and yeah, that seven day came and
went and I paid nine dollars for it.

Speaker 9 (37:12):
Oh right, that's expensive, is it? It's monthly? Nine dollars?

Speaker 13 (37:15):
Yeah, I think it's a month.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Is it worth it? No?

Speaker 13 (37:18):
I haven't even used it because it wasn't for me.
It was it was for the show. Sure, I don't
need it.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
I'm good, I watch porn. Good question, follow up question, parentheses?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
What kind?

Speaker 4 (37:36):
What's your go to?

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (37:38):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
What what?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
No? What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
No?

Speaker 9 (37:41):
What she doesn't want to disc I don't want.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah, shut up, sammy. Yeah that's what she meant.

Speaker 9 (37:45):
I thought it was pretty clear.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Shut up, Sammy is what she was saying.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Why do you guys want to know?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Who cares? This is something twisted?

Speaker 7 (37:52):
I'll tell you why, because as guys, we like ours
is easy. It's literally anything. But you always hear that
women have a more selective preference. So that's where the
curiosity comes in.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah, is it something weird?

Speaker 13 (38:04):
No, I just honestly, I fairly new to it watching me.
I'm just gonna get made fun of it. No, And
I just scroll for a couple of pages til I
see what I like and I click on it. So
it's different stuff every.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Time, like what do you like? What do you gravitate?
But what would say? Like you know, do you see something? Go?
I like that.

Speaker 13 (38:25):
I don't know threesome stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Okay, I'll give you mine. It's similar to that.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
Mine is like two, I mean the right kind of
three some two chicks, one guy. Yeah, not the Devil's
three and parentheses.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I hate, I don't.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
And you can tell just by looking at it if
it's like it's if it's going to be super aggressive
or she's you know, screaming and nobody wants making loud noises, and.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
It's but you want that or don't want that. It's unrealistic,
it's unnatural and also also weird when it's like someone's
being just like chills. That's a strange face is on purpose.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Right, that's not hot. We're just going crazy off of nothing.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Where are you guys on this?

Speaker 11 (39:05):
Like like eye watering, like make up running down the face.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Same thing. Yeah, that's like that's like weird.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
It doesn't look fun for anybody.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yeah, that's the creepers who are watching that stuff, right, Okay,
but there's all kinds of stuff. There's like amputee porn,
there's clown porn, clown I don't know what dwarfs. I
guess like furreeze and stuff because you hear about it.
We have porn of birthday every day and there's like
weird stuff in there all the time.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
True.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Yeah, I forget the the there was man the name
of the series was so funny. It was it was
handicap amputee porn God. And then I'll think of it'll
come back.

Speaker 8 (39:47):
That would be the stuff day would be. Uh, Morgan
be checking out because that's what she SAIDs.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Oh, well, yeah, we share a lot of videos, but
it's none of that is like un I don't think
it serves the same purpose.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, that's for comedic, Yeah, to make fun of you.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Now, is that something you would watch with Cabo because
couples are into that stuff. Now I'm watching watching it together.

Speaker 13 (40:06):
Yeah, yeah, we actually did in Cabo for you.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
That's awesome. Spices it up a little bit. Yeah, to
make your own too.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
I think Morgan messed up my discovery page on Instagram
because my discovery page is just you know, like car
racing and like pop culture whatever. And then the second
I shared because Morgan made a video at UFC. I
shared her video on my social and then instantly my
uh my discovery pages like people in wheelchairs and like giants, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Giant tumors.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Kids would mess up faces. I'm like, what the heck
just happened?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I text her out of my phone. It's myself, Morgan
and our friend Tony. Yeah, Italy. When I shared her content,
my whole page change.

Speaker 11 (40:52):
I would say what and Morgan perfected my search page.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Minute, you're welcome, I said, not interested, not.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
A while. Your answer for the mput DVD series, I
believe is hump the stump.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
Yes, oh my good god, a god, it's so funny.
It's either a guy with like half a leg or
a lady or both with half a leg and they
go nuts.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
That's so funny.

Speaker 11 (41:17):
Somebody just texted us nugget Pornicken Nuggets.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
I don't know, mor are these clips that you gave me?
Is this from this this app that you're paying for?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (41:28):
Pay, but yes, this is one of these stories. Let's see.
It's called Daydreaming about You, and it's under the tab
British voices, so I thought that's.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Fun with accents. All right, here we go, Hey, yeahs
coming over though. Yeah, I've been thinking about you.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, you said last night, haven't been able to function,
and now you show.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Up enough dress.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
At people drink off to that you can barely hear.
That's my thing.

Speaker 13 (42:10):
And this is thirty minutes long, and most of it
was those mouth sounds like it was kissing and the stuff.

Speaker 11 (42:17):
That's why they say men are microwaves and women are ovens,
and it takes them longer to like, Yeah, yeah, mouth sounds.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
I guess that's that's who particularly likes as mrs.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
It's not all, but most it's it leans women.

Speaker 9 (42:34):
Yeah, but this is an as mr.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Sounds like it.

Speaker 13 (42:37):
Well the second clip, I mean, if you guys like
mouth mouth sounds.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
More than anything. All right, there we go, Oh, people
pay for this? What do you think he's working on
as an actor? What is that is that? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (43:04):
Yeah, well that's looping, that's what like.

Speaker 10 (43:06):
There's a whole industry of people who do that because
sometimes what you see, let's say, on a movie, they
didn't get the audio right, and they have to come
in and make the kissing sounds and they're like professionals at.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
That, But like, what is he using? No photos?

Speaker 13 (43:20):
They have photos of this, I assume what is the
guy on the app? And they don't look like like
they look like they're volunteering.

Speaker 10 (43:27):
I think it is their hand, Gina, because I know
someone who did that and it it was the hand, probably.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Hands taking raw liver and just.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
Apparently this stuff though, has been around since, like cassette tapes,
because I remember, Yeah, I would listen to the Howard
Searn Show and he said that he used to buy
cassette tapes that pretty much had the same kind of setup.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
Yeah, in the early days of the internet. I found something,
but it wasn't it wasn't sound effect is this. It
was just more like.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I can't imagine. Okay, So, who's the woman who is
like going to town on herself? I mean, listening to
that feels so weird. Answer to that apparently me, No,
she's not. When she said she got it, you know, for.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
The that's the thing.

Speaker 13 (44:14):
I would never pay for something like this when there's free,
but you did. Thank Yeah, I guess this.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Is available in there. Yeah, that's seventeen plus. I found
out about it.

Speaker 13 (44:25):
I think it was Wall Street Journal or some wow
reputable source did a whole article about you.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Read the Wall Street Journey. Yes, I do things pop
up the headline.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
She's like, my dad, it comes in. It still comes
as a newspaper.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
So we said it.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Sounds like a Horsey and an Apple for sure.

Speaker 13 (44:40):
But yeah, there are thousands of these storyline clip things.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah, I think we need to make one.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Is that money money well spent? Although I tell you
what I am. I am the king of signing up
for something not using it. Oh same, you are the
number one offender for that.

Speaker 11 (44:59):
But are you doing the free child, free child forgetting
to cancel it or you just think it's actually.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Something you're going to use. Sometimes that's the app stuff. Yeah,
but there are way bigger offenses. Oh yeah with the massage.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Massage that's all the.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Actually actually really good question is so everybody think about
this for just a minute. Well, we'll take the break
and we'll come back. We'll get some responses on this.
What is something uh? What is something you just forgot
to cancel and it end up just costing you money
And you're like, damn, it. I gotta cancel that. And
then the next month you don't even realize until you
see your credit card saving again. You're like, damn it, ok,

(45:36):
I got to cancel that.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
Ye, and you're like, okay, this this is the month
A seriously, I'm gonna do it. My calendar told you
I'm the king of this.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah, I do that a lot. I put it on
my calendar.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
I'll pre plan the cancelation, yes, like six months or
years idea.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
And they make it so hard to cancel too.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
All right.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
So what is what is something you ended up paying
for just because for another reason you just forgot to
cancel it?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
She wants a D and she's going to get one
the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
And if you can't get a D apparently you can
just get this, uh this pad. What's what's the app
called again?

Speaker 13 (46:11):
Morgan quinn q u I n n quinn when queen?

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Yeah, this is what she uh got this thing with
the intention to use it for the show. So she says,
some people are ing that on the text Morgan.

Speaker 13 (46:24):
Yeah, well it makes sense because I pitched a meeting
I didn't get used.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Yeah, yeah, typically, Also she discovered this before she had
the boyfriend, so oh actually after, Oh it.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Was after she said a couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Okay, yeah, I thought this is something that you've been
holding on too for all.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
So these little like erotic stories and different accents and
stuff that women can use to, you know, whilst pleasuring Jill. Yeah,
that's Joe women and Jill, you know.

Speaker 16 (46:50):
You.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Like friends.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
Time he's in a room doing that by himself.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, but wouldn't you, as a woman, prefer to actually
hear what he's saying. Yeah, like, dude, annunciate a little.
I mean, Greg, you're in the dudes, that doesn't do
it for you. No, sound a little too white for
greging up, very white, very too many mouth sounds.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Let's go to John. Hey, Good morning, John morning. So
the question was, what is something you just forgot to
cancel has been costing you money? What would you buy?

Speaker 6 (47:38):
It was an Adobe document edit program or app?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
You know, I just needed to update the resume.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
I need it for like a forty five minutes, yeah,
seventy free trial, you know, and then I just did
my twin, filed it and let it in then I
got it and then I six.

Speaker 11 (47:56):
Months lad, and it's like, what did.

Speaker 17 (47:58):
I get this ninety nine dollars charge?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Right, it wasn't ninety nine bucks a month though, right, No.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
It was for a year.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
But still.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
If you're never going to use it again cares.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Yeah, yeah, the one time deal if you a package
does that too, Yeah, that's dumb.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I think they do that with word document.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Yeah, there was something with Microsoft.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:24):
Everybody put their political opinions aside. But the DOGE team
apparently found that in the government they had all these
Adobe licenses for I think reading documents or whatever. They're
being Acrobat yeah, yeah, being unused, and I think it
was like they were paying twenty two million dollars.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
For these programs.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Yeah. I didn't share that wasn't even being used with
every penny. Yeah yeah, yeah, I believe that. All right, John,
thank you for the call. Man, appreciate listening to show.
Let's go to Olivia.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Morning, Olivia, good morning.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Yeah. So what's something that you signed up for forgot
to cancel has been costing you money this whole time?

Speaker 17 (49:00):
Oh my goodness. Okay this sounds so silly, but I
play video games a lot and there's a subscription specifically
on Fortnite that's costing at least twelve dollars every month,
and I stopped playing it for.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Well over a year and you're still doing the twelve bucks.

Speaker 17 (49:17):
Where exactly my money was going.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Yeah, it's what would the twelve bucks get you?

Speaker 6 (49:22):
On?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
My son plays Fortnite, A lot of this is the
v bucks.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 17 (49:26):
It took a monthly subscription type thing and you get
like a bunch of like little perks in Piper game and.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Stuff, like different costumes and stuff. Right, just give you
access to the dices. Yeah, it's still a thing on
the Fortnite. The dances is a big thank you. It's
all about that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
It took one hundred and twenty dollars and just burned it.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Yeah basically yeah, yeah, Olivia, thank you so much for call.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Listen to the Woody Show a my eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie set us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. I mean, Greg, we've talked about your virtual
slot machine things, right.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
But it's not a subscription thing. The stuff that I do,
like if they if there's a movie I want to
watch and it says, oh, you have to have let's
say stars for this. I'll do that week long thing,
but I'll set a thing on my phone that'll actually
make a sound like six and a half days later
to remind me. So I'm very good at canceling stuff that.
But I did once have a gym membership that I

(50:22):
didn't forget about. I knew, damn well I had it.
I was just trying to appease my dad because he
wanted me to join the same gym he had joined,
and he got me this deal for whatever. I think
it was nineteen bucks a month. I said, oh, that's
pretty good. Did I go once? Nope? But did it
make him happy that I at least belonged to it? Sure?
So I just never canceled it for a couple of years.
But I knew that damn well that I wasn't going,

(50:45):
and I knew I was paying.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
It's a common one also, one that I did right
here at the radio station. We had this gym on
the first floor of the building. I signed up it
with again, like buying books, full intention of going there. Sure,
I purchased a year in advance. Wow, I purchased the
who whole year of confidence, and I forget how much
it was. It wasn't like crazy expense at the time.
It was three hundred and fifty bucks per year. Okay,

(51:07):
there's a dollar a day. Yeah, not that bad. But anyway,
I signed up for the whole year in advance and
then never went to use the gym for what it
was intended for. Not once yeah here, use it like
the bathroom in there or anything. The only time I
used is when you started working here. Oh yeah, Doc,
and I would Hey, we have a gym on the
first floor. He gets, oh, and I just showed him
the gym. I used my fob to buzzes into the

(51:29):
gym so he could see what it was all about.
I was like, I started using these towels and showering. Yeah,
and that was it. Some of the notorious things. I
still pay for weight Watchers, even though I haven't used
the app. What that purpose?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Three years question twenty seven dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
When you make these realizations, let's say you're at home
and you're oh, that's right, I need to cancel weight watch.
Why don't you do it right then and there when
you have the thought.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Because then I think, like the gym membership thing, like
the weight watchers thing, I think, oh, you know what,
I really should start using that again, and so I'm
not going to cancel it, and I should start using
that again. Happens and like a fart in the wind,
that thought is gone and I forgotten about the whole
thing until the next month.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Use it again someday, then just rejoin. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
That makes a lot of sense. I understand exactly what
you're saying. Would you do it right now? Can we
get you? Can we get you to cancel with watches
right now?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Let's do it. Come on, if it's going to take
you less than three minutes, just you should do it.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
And the one, the other one, last one. I was
going to share that notorious massage envy. I signed up
to that membership and I used it for many, many years.
And I would use my membership because when you pay
the membership fee, you get one sixty minute massage per month,
and that was great and that's very you. Yeah, I
and I loved it and I used it, and then
I got to be a father and things got crazy

(52:45):
and busy, and I just I started running out of
time for a number of reasons, professionally, personally, everything else.
So by the time it finally canceled, and it's the
only reason that canceled is because my credit card expired
the number that they had, yep, and they couldn't run
it anymore, and I never called them to give them
the new one. And so by the time that happened,
I was up to eighty seven unused massages, which he

(53:08):
could have gifted but he didna that would have been awesome.
I agree. At sixty dollars a month membership, God, I
just ate five twenty.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Bucks down the drill, down, down the.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Drain, not all, not allt once, but sixty dollars at
a time.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Still, they call this a the massage is a predictable
monthly investment.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
And that's everybody's new favorite word. Eight investment.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
And when I was going and I was using it,
it was great, It really was I really I really
liked it and it was fine. And then oh, the
other thing about them is that they got really busy
all of a sudden, and every time I would call
to make an appointment, they never had any appointments to
be able in the day that I wanted to go.
So I'm like, I'll do it another time.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Yeah, but then the kids get in the way.

Speaker 8 (53:53):
I think the one that I lost the most money
on is we used to on our website, we used
to have like a email I'll sign up whatever to
like host all the emails. That's incredibly expensive, unfortunately, so
I was paying like one hundred and sixty five dollars
a month for it. And then eventually the company's like, oh,
we want to migrate to our own program. And then

(54:13):
so I had to cancel the one that I was using.
But they only gave you like this little time frame
window for you to cancel. I just kept on forgetting
and I looked I was probably up to like one
thousand dollars that I lost until I could like get
the timing right to cancel it.

Speaker 7 (54:27):
Such a way I had no idea email list cost
over one hundred fifty bucks a month just to keep
an email list.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
To keep the list.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
Yeah, it's depending on the size of your of your list. Oh,
because this is so much space, does it?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
I text it.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
It was crazy. I love data.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
What are you canceling? I'm looking?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
By the way, what I couldn't even figure out what
folder on my phone I had the weight watchers after
they've been.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
So you need to now another ask weight watchers. They
do a lot of good work for a lot of people.
Remember my mom lost like twenty five pounds after she
had her kids. But I guarantee there's something in there
about yeah you can. It's like a one click cancel thing.
It's all you actually.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Have to call. I did that. That was happening with
the email thing.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
You actually have to call us to get a canceled.

Speaker 11 (55:06):
I'm going to hook you up right now because I
happen to have a bat phone to this.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Yes, a ww, I'm texting Oprah. Yes, I'm texting Oprah
right now.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
It's just recently.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
It's where I got like a chest scan and they
they wanted me to have some yearly membership.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
So I was like sure.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
But then then I went to their online text to
chat with them say hey, I want to cancel this.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
We can't do that here That's what I'm doing. Ye see.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
I thought that online chat were they where they.

Speaker 10 (55:33):
Have to make it so that it's just as easy
to cancel as it was to sign up, where you
have to go a huge problem.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
I couldn't I couldn't find it anywhere. So I went
to their twenty four to seven chat support, I said
cancel membership, and it says, I understand you're thinking about
canceling your membership. But since I I guess I did
it through iTunes, So now I got to go to
the tunes.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
See, that's that's easy.

Speaker 9 (55:54):
No, that's how I got caught up with all that stuff.

Speaker 10 (55:56):
I think mine was through Apple pay, but I forgot
to cancel.

Speaker 9 (56:01):
Was it was called simply piano.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
It was like.

Speaker 9 (56:06):
It was yeah, it was for like to I had
got a keyboard.

Speaker 10 (56:09):
It was pandemic time. We're all looking for hobbies, and
so that's how I was learning how to play pianos
from this thing. Obviously, you know, life moves on and
you forget about the hobby that you picked up.

Speaker 8 (56:18):
Cancela makes it super easy to cancel, right, Yeah, So
here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
I guess I did the annual thing, so already paid
for this entire year.

Speaker 10 (56:28):
So that's what I did, was simply piano as I
paid for the year. So then when it hit again,
there was no courtesy email saying hey.

Speaker 9 (56:34):
By the way, it's going to reap.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Oh yeah it is.

Speaker 10 (56:36):
So when it hit I was like, what is this?
It doesn't say simply piano on the charge. I could
not figure out what it was, what the name was,
where to get it it was.

Speaker 9 (56:45):
And then so because of.

Speaker 10 (56:46):
That, I ended up just being like, oh, I'll figure
this out later.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
And then a year later and I'm charged again and
I'm still not playing piano. Well, I never because they
get you.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
They they try to get you with the Oh it's
cheaper if you get the year, but it's not cheaper
because this happens.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Okay, So I think the other thing that I'm getting
screwed on is because okay, I signed up for Disney Plus.
I also signed up for Hulu Plus. Yeah, and I
signed up for ESPN Plus now correct, they're all under
the same umbrella now, and you could do that bundling thing,
which I don't think I have. I think I'm paying

(57:20):
for each one individual card.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
So I'm looking at my active I have an active
for Apple one, which is I guess all the stuff
so like the you know, the Apple music and the
news Discovery plus of course Craig for of course, HDESPN plus,
Hulu plus instant Size, which is like a for Instagram

(57:43):
to make things like you know, into the proper format
for posting stuff Microsoft Family three sixty five, NFL Peacock
Photo Editor, or some app pixel cuts, some app Scanner
pro and then weight Watchers. So that's actually not too
bad that here's what I just can't workouts from men. Yeah?
Uh sweet, Yeah, I was like, oh, here, just open

(58:05):
it up. It's a daily workout, like, oh, I'll do that.
Pay for it upfront, upfront. That worked for you?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
It was, yes, I would, yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
All right, so what are you uh, what are you
paying for that you forgot to cancel? Eight seven seven
forty four Woodie. It's eight seven seven forty four Woody
coming up next to on the Woody Show. I don't know.
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like, yeah,
a Woody show back in the bed.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Show. All right, some more things?

Speaker 4 (58:40):
That is there anything else from still around the room
that you're paying for that forgot to cancel?

Speaker 16 (58:47):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Thanks to you.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (58:49):
I was just looking at my apps on the iPhone
thing and I just canceled two of them.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Really. Yeah. Phase tune, which I've never used and everyone.

Speaker 11 (58:58):
Talks about it, yeah, and so called hit meal, which
I've never used, and I was paying meal.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
I think it was like intensity training.

Speaker 11 (59:06):
Yeah, it's supposed to be some sort of calorie counting
bs and I just canceled it.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
That's what one says. I signed up for an app
called Naughty Girl Fitness. Oh oh, I get those ads,
started doing it, got pregnant, stop thought I canceled it,
but apparently I didn't, got charged again, and now I
guess I got to use it again. I'm not pregnant anymore.
It seems like the main offender on a lot of
this keeps on workout stuff. Yeah, local libraries, the cloud

(59:30):
library app just kept paying for Audible because I'm an idiot.
And even more, its the online library has a better
selection than Audible does.

Speaker 7 (59:39):
Oh yeah, hold on about that, I say potential, Audible endorser.
I refute that completely. I mean you're Audible endorsement. I
subscribed to Audible potential. I love Audible.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
It's my favorite. Well received a masterclass subscription for Christmas
a couple of years ago. In order to log in,
you were required to enter a credit card and I
was charged two hundred and forty dollars in December of
last year. Never used it by Yeah, that's the other.

Speaker 9 (01:00:02):
One I did too, or I did it.

Speaker 10 (01:00:04):
For the year and then all of a sudden I
got charged again and I was like, oh no, that
happened to me a couple of years in a row
as well.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Yeah, well, hey, you know what, like they say on
this show, it's worth what you pay for. Yeah, free
and work every penny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
But if you're thinking about it right now, just cancel
it right now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Yeah, exactly, don't wait. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
Text over to two two nine eight seven. What is weird?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
And we're into another new hour, Woody. Greg Menace is
right down, Gina Grant. Yeah, we got Sea Massa and
his girlfriend. A lot of people talking about your your girlfriend.
Maybe it's a huge hot future. Yeah, it's so hot man.
He got Sammy Morning. Morgan's taking your calls. Eight seven

(01:00:52):
seven forty four, Woody, you can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Today is a
story day, and so everybody here in the stud videos.
But that's Hey, what's your go to story? It seems
like everybody's got one. Like, if you got to tell,
what's your best story, meaning the most interesting? If it's
the only story you can tell to people from now
for the rest of your life, Like, what story would

(01:01:12):
you go with? I think for mine is the one
where I was at the boarding school and they were
taking me to a different like they my parents had
hired that dude to take me to the other to
the other intervention program to escort you. Yeah, exactly. And
so this guy picks me up, and you know, we're
in handcuffs because you know, well, I have one one

(01:01:35):
hand in a handcuff, the other ones to the inside
the door, and that's protocol for what they do. I
was in another one where they had me completely handcuffed
behind my back in the back of a car for
hours on end. But let's call it boarding school kid. Yeah, anyway,
so yeah, that's crazy. We either wait a couple of
days to get into this intervention program desert survival intervention program.

(01:01:58):
And so we're going to stay at this hotel in
Boise and we pull up to the front of the hotel.
He runs in to go check in. Later on that night,
we're in the room just watching TV. This guy was
very cool by the way. He's just doing his job.
He wasn't like and he wasn't an a hole or anything.
We're watching TV. He's reading the paper or something like that,
and his bike bang in at the door. He's like,

(01:02:20):
what the please open up. He's like, what the So
he gets up. He started, well, hold on now. One
of his other tactics to keep kids from running off
in the middle of the night on him is he
would take those same handcuffs. Somehow he had this thing
that he was able to basically handcuff. The door closed,
Oh my god, and so everything. Yeah, so he goes,

(01:02:44):
hold on, I gotta get the He didn't get the
word handcuff out of his mouth. Handcuff and the door
came off the hinges, boom, all these cops come rushing in.
I'm just in the second bed in there, and they
come in. They fireman carried me out there, take me outside,
throw me in a cop car, and we go about
a mile down the road where they had a staging

(01:03:05):
area set up and they're like, are you okay? I'm like,
what the hell's going? Meanwhile, the guy his name was Ivan,
Ivan Pixel, I'll never forget his name, is big, tall,
huge Texan dude, you know. And they have him on
the ground on his stomach, gun to the back of
his you know, head, don't you move. I gotten papers
from his parents.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
I've been hired by his parents to bring it. And
that's all I heard is I'm being shuttled out of
the room. Anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
It turns out that while he was in checking into
the hotel, somebody walking by saw kid handcuffed to the
inside of the car and thought I'd been kidnapped. Yeah,
they so they called the cops. Cops waited till sundown
and then they they they barred. I guess they had
been keeping an eye on us throughout the day. Something
say something, Yeah, we had gone, we had gone and

(01:03:50):
grabbed dinner in the whole thing's yeah. Anyway, that's that's
my crazy story.

Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
That sounds a pretty crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
I had sex with my girlfriend at the school, which
is a big no no, and so they kicked oh no,
and he sent me to this desert survival program get
you Yeah, because my parents were gonna, We're going to
fly to Oregon from New Jersey to take me and yeah,
so they while so the school says, hey, we have
a recommendation for this service. Who will do this?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
And then they go, Okay, your mom really didn't want you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
There's a second side of the story. We don't get
to hear. There's not a second side of the story.
That's how it went. It was a very strict school.
Have you ever watched those those documentaries that are about
I believe that part of the school. I think what
he's implying is the reason that you went to the school,
bounced around react. I got bounced aund because I got
kicked out of school for having sex with a girlfriend,
went to the Desert Survival thing, went back to that

(01:04:46):
same school, had sex with a different girlfriend, got expelled
that time, wasn't allowed back. So I ended up at
the school in Alabama, and I was and I just
hung out there, and I told him, Hey, when I'm eighteen,
I can lead, I can leave. They can't keep the
king keep me there anymore. And so my parents, while
my mom's seeing the end of the end of the
road there, I said, okay, fine, you can go live

(01:05:06):
with your dad. I went and lived with my grandfather
actually in Pittsburgh, graduated high school, started radio within what
about a month after getting there, and I've been in
radio ever since. And there we go. That's the end
of the story. That's literally how it went. That's insane. Yeah,
because these schools are crazy strict.

Speaker 11 (01:05:22):
And I thought you were going to say one of
his tactics from keeping kids from running is like, so
I take all their clothes so they kick, and you're like,
naked kids.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Would run the naked they would totally do that. Gina,
what you go to your story?

Speaker 11 (01:05:33):
Well, this is probably ten years ago. I had a girlfriend,
a friend in high school that I hadn't talked to
in years, but we're really close in high school. She
called me out of the blue and asked me to
be a bridesmaid in her wedding. I was like, yeah, sure, okay.
So I flew back to Kansas and the morning of
the wedding, we had to get there early because they're
doing like the bridal pictures whatever. And I had this
very delicate bridesmaid dress, like taffaa on lace whatever. Late

(01:05:55):
in the back of my mom's car because I was
driving myself, shout out Toyota Corolla van on the highway
and there's this girl who's like my age, driving very
erratically next to me. For whatever reason. She kind of
jerks into me and I jerk away. I hit the median,
going like sixty sixty five miles an hour, flip the car,
and while it's flipping, I feel very like calm and quiet,

(01:06:17):
and it feels like it's happening in slow motion. And
the car just you know, flips back to you know,
being on it on its proper side.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
This is how you know it's Kansas.

Speaker 11 (01:06:26):
Everybody on the highway stops where they are, runs out
of their car and tries to check on me. So
they all come.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
The ambulance comes.

Speaker 11 (01:06:34):
I remember saying to the medic two things, I don't
have insurance and you're really hot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
That's all I remember saying. They took me to the hospital.

Speaker 11 (01:06:41):
I see doctors leaning over me. I do not have
a scratch on me, no cuts, no bruises.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
No nothing.

Speaker 11 (01:06:49):
Air bags and flip everything deployed.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Get back to my mom's house.

Speaker 11 (01:06:55):
She goes to retrieve her car, which looks like a
Godzilla stepped on it. It'sh it's done. The only thing
that is perfect mint condition is this gd dress. So
she brings the dress back. I'm shaken up and I'm sore,
but I feel pretty good. So I demand to be
driven to the wedding with the dress and use my
mom's makeup, in her shoes and I walked down, I'm
there for my friend, kind of stole the show from

(01:07:17):
the little band because I was a big hero.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Was this the day before or the day of the
day up? Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:07:21):
A few hours later, I was like, I actually am fine.
I'm a little sore, not up cut, not us scrape.
And I remember just feeling like it was all happening
in slow motion and I was going to be totally fine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
It was crazy. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Yeah, damn, we are lucky to have you. She'll be
there like she's like the postal service dedication. She'll get
their car accident. Yeah, Greggory, what's your go to stories?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
This is tough for me because I've told you guys
about the sex tape, the food getting spilled on the airplane,
the food poisonings.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Does something heard?

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
I think the go to one. I don't think Gena's heard.
It has got to be the layers of my Marky
Mark obsession, because it's just so embarrassing in retrospect that
when I was in college, so just mega in the
closet and I found out that Markie Mark was going
to be in Playgirl. So I had to get it right,
So I had to rehearse as a closeted man, still

(01:08:16):
sure how I was going to buy this at this
local pharmacy drug store thing act like I didn't know
what Playgirl was. This was after a week of rehearsing
seeing who's working, what time, when is it stakeout, when
is it the slowest at the store. And then I
said I needed to buy a Playboy and something called
play Girl, because I had to buy both. And then

(01:08:41):
I started, Okay, now I have the magazine in my possession.
I can't just go back to my dorm because my
roommates are going to see me, so I have to
come up with a story. My story was I had
to do a term paper comparing and contrasting Playboy with Playgirl. Wow,
so I had to actually write this fake term paper
because I had to keep it real because exactly the

(01:09:05):
great lengths I go to get this stupid thing. And
then the whole bad punchline of it was I finally
get like a minute alone, flipped through the damn magazine.
He's not even naked and this is for nothing, he
wrote the paper and paper I rehearsed going to the store.
Who was working?

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Don't we have an animated bad I believe it did immediately.
It's on our YouTube page YouTube dot com. Never what
did your paper is uncover?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
I think I was paragraph theme.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yeah, you know what, I might even have it somewhere.
I got to try to find it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
You write it legit, thinking well, just in case somebody
actually reads.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent. I think I was saying
how great Playboy was because they had like a joke section,
they had stories, they had good articles, and then play
Girl was just cheesy and.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Women way too hot. Well, today's tell you a story day.
What is your best go to your story? If you
can only tell one story about you involving you, what
would it be. We still have Menace, We got Sammy,
we got Sea Bass to share their stories. That's coming
up next here on the Woody Show. Okay, all right,

(01:10:20):
so today's story day one of the eight billion made
up stupid holidays. But I told my story, Gina told hers,
Greg told his. His is actually an animated podcast Menace.
If you want to put a link or put a
link to it somewhere, like on our Instagram stories from
a while ago. You gotta say, it's so funny. That's
one of my favorite stories. Great from anybody ever to share.

(01:10:42):
It's it's the length that you went to. Yeah, menace,
what's your best story?

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
So actually, Woody, you and I were kind of talking
about it the other day, so, but I didn't share
the full story.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
We're talking about it with some of our coworkers.

Speaker 8 (01:10:59):
So in two thousand and nine, it was Saint Patrick's
day and myself and another coworker, Tony, who was on
the show at the time, we were broadcasting from a
bar in the morning, and oh, that's right, yeah, I
remember that, and Tony got so hammered.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Don't go ahead, don't jump ahead all.

Speaker 8 (01:11:18):
So we're all getting super hammered, right, and we're calling
back into the radio station, and I was drunk tweeting,
and I drunk tweeted Jimmy Fallon to call into the
show because that week he started the late night show
with Jimmy Fallon, was before the tonight show, and he
decided to call in. So he actually called into the

(01:11:40):
show and we talked to him for like an hour,
and I don't even remember talking to him because I'm
so wasted. But that was super fun. Now, the part
that I left out of the story that I just
recently shared with our coworkers is after the show that day,
I was friends with all the like suicide girls at
the time that we're living in San Francisco, like those

(01:12:03):
nude models whatever girls, yeah, pin up girls, and they
were messaging me after the show that day like, oh,
our photo shoot got messed up whatever, blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I said, Oh, just come over to my place.

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
You guys can use my place, right And at the time,
I'm living with two other females and all these girls
come over and they get completely naked and they're like
doing a photo shoot in and myself in my roommates.
We're just getting drunk and laughing and listening to music
while all these girls are naked, and after done shooting,

(01:12:37):
they're like, oh, let's go on a hike. So everyone
thought it was a great idea. Again, we're freaking hammered
to go hiking right by the Golden Gate Bridge. So
we're in like the woods of the Golden Gate Bridge
and I'm like blacking out drunk, and next thing I know,
I'm just like kind of eating sushi and doing sake
bombs right amazingly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
I I wake up to go.

Speaker 8 (01:13:02):
To work the next day. Now here's the other part
of that story. Remember when I was with Tony, he
gets hammered. Apparently he went back to the radio station
and he turned on all of our cameras that were
in the studio. At the time we did live streams.
Forgot to turn off the cameras. So when I get
to work the next day, we're looking at all the
text messages. Hey, look at your guys' cameras, because it

(01:13:25):
archived all the cameras clipped it for you. Look at
the at the cameras. So I look, and what do
I find on the cameras One of our coworkers, Joeing
on camera.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Settle ye name but yes, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
So it's like one of the wildest days because you know,
we have video of our coworker Joeing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Yeah, and he impregnated the studio trash can and he
blew up right into the trash car. By the way,
was like, now we have our own studio. Nobody uses
this studio besides office is our own studio. However, at
that time it was the same studio that everybody used.
And so he had his like his hands on the
on the mouth and all the controls and all this stuff.
And not to mention now like the the trash can

(01:14:17):
was gonna give birth to a little baby tampon trash cans.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
And he was playing with his nipple.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Oh yeah, he was tweaking his nipple and yeah, you
saw the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
It's like, yeah, it was so weird. It was very weird.
He also got Tony on video falling out of his chair. Yeah,
that was pretty fun. But that was like the super
highlight of it. It was even worse.

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
Is like I was so hungover that I I didn't
even leave my office that day. So then I had
to see that guy who was joeing later that day,
walking walking through the boss's office to like, you get.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Lego, Why did he do something wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Well, here's the thing, Like somebody had texted, people were texting,
people called. Of course we're talking about now we're watching
the video while we're on the air. Yeah, and I
guess everybody heard about that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:03):
If it was in public, I would have been like, dude,
you know, but just the thing, you're in the studio
where everybody uses it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
We were discussed. It was out there. It was out there.
Somebody in our studio with a pipe in their ass,
putting a beer up there.

Speaker 11 (01:15:16):
Yeah, of course, but that was clean, fun contact in
the privacy of our own studio.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Yeah, yeah, seabats. What's your best story, Well, you guys
have been witnessed to it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
It unfolded here on the air with the whole uh
finding out I have kids. That's that's the one story
I tell that people I people always ask, tell me more,
tell me more, tell me more. And for folks who
are new, I donated so generously the stuff that went
in the trash can a minute ago to to needy
and wanting chill up families out there who wanted to conceive.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
And that was his way of making money when he
was in college and afterwards in radio and afterwards it
kind of radio doesn't pay anything.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
So that's and I kind of forgot about it. But
in the time that I forgot about it, and in
the time that I've worked for this show, the whole
twenty three and me ancestry dot com came about. And
so therefore what should have been an anonymous donation for
at least eighteen years turned into a very public donation,
to the point that I've now met several of those children.
And so that's why the story goes off in a

(01:16:15):
thousand different directions about how I got it, how I
found out about it, how my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Found out about it, and he told me about it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
She had no idea. So now she's got like a
Facebook page, right, Well, they do, they do. There's kind
of dedicated to the.

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
Children's Oh, speaking of which, yes, I talked to her
earlier this week. She's she's planning a trip to go
visit some of them in at Quebec.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Your mom is, yes. So she refers to some of
these kids as her grandkids. She calls them the genetic grandkids.
I forget what there's a it's a modern term for it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
Yeah, there's a term like you you don't say kids
or grandkids? Is like genetic or like my geneticalf brother
or my or biological happening to how many twenty three
plus twenty three twenty three and me?

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Yeah, let's let's pitch the reality show.

Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
People have asked about that, And the problem is, like,
I think you need me to be a a likable,
carrying character. Not that I don't care about these children.
I do, but I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Like You've traveled to see them, absolutely, But I'm not
like a wonderful sports games.

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
You need for this to be interesting, you need this
to be like moving want to connect.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
I'm like, oh my god, I just oh I never
you can fake it. We've seen me do it a
hundred times exactly right. See, that's not the kind of
faure that I find interesting.

Speaker 11 (01:17:24):
I gotta say that is one of the most self
aware things I've ever.

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
Heardaly, you need like a that's not me, you need
a forest gumps to help, right, well, twenty three meters
on the spectrum or something. So far, they seem to
be pretty normal because the ones I met at least
are just average joes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
And Jill's just call the show my daddy's got Aspergers. Yeah,
how about that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
That's easily the most interesting thing that I ever told
Donate and I have kids.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
I mean, I thought one of the first when I
first met Sea Bass and heard these stories, I like,
I thought one of the best stories was just the
fact that instead of doing other things for money, uh,
you know in college, like some people get like a
college job part time job, you just go down to
the sperm bank cranking out dump one off there and
they'd pay them. And then wasn't it that you found
out or somebody told you or somehow uh hey, well,

(01:18:13):
you know, if you test into MENSA, they'll give you
more if you test over a certain It wasn't.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
It wasn't mensa. There was if you get more if
you allow them to find you later. But again that
was supposed to be when they turn eighteen. I thought
it more for like genius.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Jes Yeah, I did you have to genius juice.

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
That's that's one of the things that gets you through
the door, like because every every Joe out there wants
to be I get paid for that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Yeahweet do that anyway?

Speaker 7 (01:18:34):
Yeah, sixty sixty five bucks for anonymous, one hundred dollars
for and that's what this was, you know, before inflation,
one hundred dollars for full You know, Sammy, what's your
best story?

Speaker 10 (01:18:45):
When I was in first grade, I it was somebody's
birthday and I really wanted one of the cupcakes. Someone
had brought in cupcakes for their birthday. And they were waiting,
and I though I had to go to the bathroom.
And I didn't want to ask to go to the
bathroom because I thought I wasn't going to get a
cupcake if I went to the bathroom. And it was
the fun fetty, the good ones like some like homemade.

(01:19:05):
Sometimes people brought them in and you were like, yeah, yuck.
And so I was holding it the whole time because
I was because I was, for some reason convinced that
right when I went to the bathroom was when they
were going to hand out the cupcakes and I wasn't
going to get one and there wasn't going to be enough.
So I stayed in class when I had to go
to the bathroom, and I pooped my pants.

Speaker 9 (01:19:27):
And so now I'm sitting there in class and I
had pooped my pant and.

Speaker 10 (01:19:30):
Our desks were like in fours, right, so you have
someone next to you and two people across from you.
Kind of is how we were all situated. And it
starts to smell, and now all the kids are like,
do you smell them? Who farted? Okay, so at least
my brain's like, oh, what a relief. They think someone farted.
They're not even jumping to who pooped their pants, And

(01:19:52):
so everyone's talking about it, and then it's story time
and everybody has to get up to go sit on
you know, the carpet or whatever, and I know that
I cannot get up. So I sat in my seat
and my best I called my best friend over and
I was like, go get the teacher.

Speaker 9 (01:20:07):
So the teacher came over and I told her that
I pulled my pants, so she just sent me out.

Speaker 10 (01:20:10):
The door signers off, and I just, like you know,
tried to scoot out the door while everyone was doing
storytime and the nurse. This was a Thursday, which my
dad had thursdays off, so this was not his realm,
but my mom would go run errand so the school
calls my house and it's my dad, and.

Speaker 9 (01:20:26):
The nurse is like, hey, Sammy had an accident. Can
you come pick.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
Her up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Pants?

Speaker 9 (01:20:34):
Because I think it was kind of closer to.

Speaker 11 (01:20:36):
The end of the day, there was a real mass
purposes together.

Speaker 10 (01:20:44):
So my dad comes to pick me up and he's like,
all right, let's go, and we're walking out to the car.
Then he looks at me and goes, Jesus Christ, you
pooped your pants.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
I thought you just peede, And he.

Speaker 10 (01:20:58):
Was like, you're not sitting in the seat in my car.
So when I got in the car, I was in
the passenger No, I was in the on the passenger
side front seat, like in the wheel well he Yeah,
he pushed the whole seat back.

Speaker 9 (01:21:13):
And I had to squat the whole way in the
passenger seat of the car. Well, he drove me home and.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
Put the windows down, and no cupcake and no copcake.
That's the that's the biggest tragedy. And did the kids
figure out at school that you crapped your pants?

Speaker 9 (01:21:31):
I don't know, but nobody said anything.

Speaker 10 (01:21:34):
My friend was the best, Like she like she knew
everything and she kept her mouth shut.

Speaker 9 (01:21:40):
Wow, she would have defended me if anyone said anything. Yeah,
she was great.

Speaker 11 (01:21:44):
Its like freshman year in high school, you weren't still
called like Sammy poopy pants.

Speaker 10 (01:21:47):
Well I had moved by them, but no, I was
never called poopy pants at all.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
Yeah, you locked out the next day or anything.

Speaker 8 (01:21:53):
I remember first grade, some girl craped in like the hallway,
and like people still talked about it eighteen years later.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Oh dude, there was a there was a kid at
one of my kids schools that just got busted Joe
in the bathroom, and everybody knows about it. Yeah it's over. Yeah,
do that during school.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
I forget he's got a nickname. I forget what it is.
My son told me, But yeah, he's already been He's
already been renamed, like, dude, can you imagine he changed schools?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
It's over identity? Yeah, you're gross animal. Yeah, well there
we go. Those are our best stories, guys. I don't
even why you listen to show anymore. That's it does
get any better than that? Yeah, story, day there, that's
how it works. We got we got people calling in here.

(01:22:39):
Do you want to take one of the calls down?
All right, all right, this is uh Lenny, what's up? Lenny?

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Lenny? Hey, here's this It's the Woody Show. What's Yeah?
I got right, I'm just making sure.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
Sorry I wasn't accepting it so quickly, but yeah, I
got a doozy of a story. Okay, So I'm going
to try to There's so much to unpack here, but
I'll try to do as fast as humanly possible. Okay.
So I was married for ten years to a woman,
got divorced, but I found out she was cheating on
me with the best man at my wedding. This was

(01:23:12):
culminates and them having a relationship, a rather toxic one,
where by whereas she gets a restraining order against him,
and then it culminates in him burning her house down.
W wind this out. She's really cryptic. So she asked
me to come over to her house. So I don't
know this at this point. I don't know it. So
I drive up and as I'm driving up, there's a

(01:23:32):
cop car in front of me, so it pulls over
by her house and then I pull up in her
driveway and I looked at her. I'm like, hey, is
that for me? Like because she has a restraining order
against me? She goes, oh god, no, I don't even
notice the yellow tape around her house because the front
part of her house wasn't really burnt that much. But
we get in my car to talk about what we're

(01:23:53):
going to do with the kids, YadA, YadA, YadA. All
of a sudden, the cop comes up to my car,
knocks on my on my window and says, can you
can you out of the car? I said, uh, yeah,
I get out. Do you have an ID? I give
him the ID and he cuffs me and I go,
what are you doing? He goes, she has a restraining
order against you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
I go, yeah, but her.

Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
House burned down. She goes, I don't care. So I
get processed. Oh my god, So yeah, that's my crazy,
like it's insanely crazy, and how long.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
I'm assuming they released you pretty quickly though, after they
understood the circumstance or no.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
What the funniest thing was, I had to They let
me go that day. But then the guy said there
might be a warrant out on you, and I said, okay,
sure enough. My ex wife calls and says, yep, there's
a warrant. So I had to surrender to the jail.
I go there. You cannot believe the people that are
in there. And what's funny is I only have one

(01:24:45):
hundred dollars bail. Right, I'm going to be processing and
just let go. I'm the most miserable person there. Everybody
else is like happy are there?

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
That's crazy?

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
Was this one guy, this one, this one black guy
walks up to me and goes, hey, man, you've got
the vape. I go, no, I don't, He goes, I go,
what are you in here for? He goes, oh, man,
Steve w B. What's Steve w B?

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Yeah? Yeah, And I'm like, happens.

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
So, but everybody there is happy. It's like that's their
playground or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Like I'm lisering here.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
It's the clubhouse. Well, let me thank you for sharing
your story.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Appreciate you that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
Yeah, no, pub I love you guys, you love you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Okay, all right, thanks Lenny, Bye.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Bye, show will be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Following up on best stories, what's your go to? What's
your best story? On the text two two five saying uh,
this is test from New Orleans. Delivered my best friend's
baby in the backseat.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Of her car. Oh yeah, traumatizing.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Caught the baby in my shirt, Titus inmbilical cord off.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
With my shoelace.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
When nine to one one got there, I was standing
in my bra and slacks, no shoes on.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
That's credible.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
This one says, uh see seven one four. I was
in Hawaii surfing craft. I was in surf. I was
Oh my god, I was in Hawaii surfing right lightning
struck the water and I got zapped. Oh god, this
salt water is more conductive. I survived, though, I sorry.

(01:26:22):
Yeah yeah, let's see eight one seven texting In my
best story, a girl at work accused me of sexual harassment,
so HR sat me down to explain myself. The girl
forgot that she had called me the week before and
left me a dirty message. No HR fired the girl
nice good.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Bitch. I hate those.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
Stories so much. Well, and that's when people make up
stuff like that, Yeah, and I hate it.

Speaker 11 (01:26:48):
That's why it would never occur to me to like
do that to anyone, because what do you know better
than anyone?

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
And so does Greg. You look at some of my
text messages.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
You let me know if right even remotely appropriate. I
was so offended. Just look at this photo you just
sent us L.

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