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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Thursday, July third, twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We are the Woody Show. Thank you for being here,
going on some of your valuable time this morning.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
What of that's great, Gorgon, Good morning, Menace, Lettina Sea Bass.
We got Sammy Morgan, our associate producer von, our video
producer Bort, and Menji holding things down the Woody Show
production department. We are not here live today, little summer break,
letting into the fourth of July holiday.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yes, nice, but we got some.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
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Speaker 2 (01:47):
Right coming up for you.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Today, the No Hands Challenge, Yes, Winter Winter Chicken Dinner. Also,
because it's a Thursday, we'd like these music lists the
worst songs of the eighties. It is just a great
decade for music.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, the best?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Could you really come up worst songs? Also, some robot
news for menace around of homeless house hunters on the show,
and Greg was talking about this, and I want to
get Bort's opinion on this and any of the alien
people out there. Oh yeah, scientists discovered one hundred and
twenty eight previously unknown moons around Saturn.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
One hundred and twenty eight. How did they not see
those before that?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I want to know.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's what Greg's been wondering. And I said that he
should ask Bort this question.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
So, so like modern day scientists discovered one hundred and
twenty eight new moons, bringing the total of moons to
Saturn to two hundred and seventy four, they just found
one hundred and twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, so what does that say to.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
The alien people if we couldn't even see these moons
and we've got good technology.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
How does that change your perception? Your perception and.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
By the way, it's on a planet that's in our
Solar system.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Right, my question would be is if their inhabitab or
if they have an atmosphere on those moons, like I
think there's one around Jupiter that actually has a livable
atmosphere that people could be on or some form of
life could live on Europa.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Well, is that the question or is it more like, Okay,
how is it that we didn't know about these one
hundred and twenty eight previously unknown moons.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That have been there millions of years? And if we
didn't even know they were there, how would aliens who
are even further away than As than these moons are,
how would they even find us? That would be like
finding one specific grain of sand on the beach of
all the beaches on Earth.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
I mean that if you kind of look at the Earth,
that's kind of what we do with species here, right,
Like they're always discovering new species of fish in the
bottom of the ocean that swim up, and new insects
that are in the forest.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's the exact same thing.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
It's Hey, we've been here for all these thousands or
you know, tens of thousands of years as human beings,
and we're still finding spiders, We're still finding new monkeys.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm not disagreeing with that by any means.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
So I think it's if you're thinking of aliens, it's
kind of the same thing.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
They're just out.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
There, they're search change, they're exploring, kind of like star trek,
and maybe they get lucky and find us one day.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, what Greg's actually talking about is the Fermi paradox,
which has to do with even if you the universe
is so expansive, and even if life is relatively easy
to uh to you know, it happen, the chances of
any one other life finding another life at the exact
same time that that life is of searchable is infintestically small, right.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I mean, but they don't agree that we find new
space everybody. But I'm just saying, like people believe that
aliens have already been here, the chance of them finding
us is, there's no number to you to describe it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Just as SEMs that he knows.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
The intelligence level of aliens.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Actually, I would say, if anything, this actually opens up
the possibility as if again if there is a livable
atmosphere on these moons, and maybe that race of beings
has advanced faster than we have. Maybe they're the ones
that could see us through a telescope and actually travel
to Earth from Here's here's.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
One of the experts.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
This is one of the astronomers talking about these one
and twenty eight previously unknown moons.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Is like, HOI yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Really I agree, and that these movies do not have
any atmosphere. They're just chunks of rocks a couple of
kilometers in size.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, and just you're just tuning in. It's like, that's
what That's what it's like.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
So if they are a couple kilometers that would actually
probably make them maybe asteroids that got caught up maybe
I travel space.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
But I mean if we found them, I don't think
they found us.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
We're way too sober for this conversation. You guys, Yeah, where'sv.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Oh we found him? Where's the text over?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
There's Vaughn.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, Like it's like.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
The show, all right, So I was watching what was
the thing that that Gina sentius that thing about h
g TV. Nothing about like that, yes, yes, how it
was like hororsexual gay television and somebody TV.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Older man not familiar with it. The younger guy's watching
it and he says, it's HGTV because for homosexual sky
homosexual gay television, right, he said, yeah, kind kind of.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's a lot of interior decorating, and yeah, I think
it's hot gay television. He kind of.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
He goes, you know, it's kind of gay porn, and
it's like, well, yeah kind of, but I mean for
a not gay guy, uh, I love it. It rules
And even though I hate the show, like I'll put
it on just to have it in the background.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
My Lottery dream Home. Yeah, I hate that show. Yeah,
so misleading, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Because because all the houses suck on there, right, they
tak you Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Exactly right. And so here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
It's always something like I won fifty thousand dollars on
a scratcher. Okay, my budget is dollars for a house.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Even they get a big winner like I won three
million in my budgets one five.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Yeahuses are always tracks only one episode and I'm with you.
I watched probably that show a trillion times. Never liked
any of the houses, except that one time that lesbian
coupled They had like that huge modern house.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Oh yeah, that one was dope.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I Greg check this out.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
The person that they had on the most recent episode
I watched a few days ago was a woman who
inherited money from someone dying.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, that's not even a lottery. That's not a lottery.
That was on that episode.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, in her budget, top end budget, no more than
three hundred thousand. Like it's called my lottery dream home.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You're thinking, yeah, and my.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Grandma died entry level condo.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Yeah, no, no, no, you can get a nice house
for three hundred thousand dollars. Depends on where you are,
but like, yeah, still where you are in the country
and some of the places they go to, Yes, you
can get a nice house. But the title, like you said,
makes you think mansions, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Mansions, cool places, places like a lazy river something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
We're being lied to. Yeah, I think people a woman
who inherited money from the realm almost dark.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You know, people who have that much money don't go on.
She tv right.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
To hang with you know, Yeah, and I would love
to hang in with David, even though you feel like
a pirate.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Like white trash. People who actually win the lottery, they
would go on there because.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's that's that's who it is going on.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, I know, but like they should have a threshold
of like how much did you win?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, like ten million.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
And what's your budget? Or better yet, what's your budget
on a house?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Not just it should be a minimum of a million dollars,
but something not regular.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
I feel like that's the only show that's wrong, because
that's the one I see the most. But that's not
a new thing of people inheriting money and then being
on that show.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I don't think I've seen that.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Now this show I would watch men has found this. Oh,
this is a great show. This, this is this could
be a really great series.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
This is from a guy called Rock Cuba and he's
in Knoxville and he's touring an apartment with a couple.
The only problem is that the couple actually don't want
to live in their own apartment.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, no, they don't. They'd rather live on the streets.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Well, yeah, so we call it homeless house hunters.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
They're gonna explain why why this apartment, which is subsidized
housing too, it's being given to them, And honestly, looking
at the apartment, it's nicer than some of the apartments
that I have lived. I mean they've they've that's pretty good.
They've crept it up.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
So he yeah, he initially starts talking them out on
the street where they're with other homeless people, and then
they go into this house, this apartment that's given.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
To okay, and so this is they're giving the tour
of the of the of the free apartment. That again
looks better than some of the places that menaces lived in,
better than some of the places I've lived in. I've
read in that room at someone's house.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, I think so, I don't want to be in
government housing. This is Isabella Towers, an apartment complex in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
It's just terrible, and it's just too small, but you
could kind of make this nice the size of mind
back home.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Come on, we're gonna we're gonna learn a little gratitude.
There's this a heater. I would prefer this personally living.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
On the street.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's about the same, really, it's really about the.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
Same, because we we would have more free him out
there though.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
We wouldn't care if we lost it to all of them.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So they wouldn't have freedom if they had a free apartment.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Right, yeahating what's wrong with you so much freedom on
the street.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Now this is a brand new building, and then so
there's like, yeah, it's better to live on the street.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
And by the way, this is why you'll never completely
eradicate some of it.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You can literally give them the roof over the head
and they'll.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Complain about that it's too small and the place is
not a dump.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
And the guy who's videoing this is trying to tell
he's like, he keeps trying to sell him, like the
benefits of right, right and.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
A shower the.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yeah, we consider this still, honey, I still I want
to live in a house to rock you go outside
and do yard work?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, right, taking your free apartment because there's no yard.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I don't have a yard that I oh, come, but
you're homeless, you're doing Yeah, that's how he's busy enough upkeep.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
This reminds me of a family member who turned down
a uh An opportunity to take a job with ups
because they wouldn't start with their own route as a
driver making six figures. You'd have to start at the
sporting center. And now in the meantime, yeah, in the
meantime they were doing something like delivery. It's just like
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like delivering you know, food and stuff. So like, come on, man, like,
y'all know, No, not that I don't want this, I'd
rather I would rather a house, yard work.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah. The host HEREI is trying to tell them, well, see,
when you have a free apartment, you could start putting
a little money to save up house.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That's how that works.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Achieving that from this place is substantially easier than achieving
that from the streets.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Not really, it's much easier to do on the streets.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It doesn't have a window factor.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Oh I does have a window.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Factor a window.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Also, he's making the argument that it's easier to live
on the street. It's saved money, save money to buy
a house and live in this apartment for free and
buy a house.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, you least have a secure place to keep your money.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yes, you're not copecare.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, christ enrolled.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh my god, So I went through this guy.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
He's got another channel, Yeah, a YouTube channel called Raw
Narrative And yeah, he just talks to homeless people basically
all day. So here he is talking to a guy
in Savannah. Just sit down to the park in Savannah, Georgia.
And apparently this guy used to be an architect, but
he gave it all up for the homeless lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
All right, homeless house hunters.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I've been homeless for fifteen years, and I did it
by choice. I was looking for a challenge in my life.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
That's kind of like a social experiment at first, it's
a so true experiment.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So basically he fell in love with one part of
the lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
The freedom. I don't report to anybody, I don't have
to do anything. I can wake up and do whatever
I want to do every day. And it's like it's
like being on permanent vacage.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Really, that's what I think. Yeah, I get so jealous
when I see thinking, Wow, you're on vacation.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
I mean, that does sound like the dream. But like,
you know, what do you want to like?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't know, do it the right way with the
roof over your head?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
There's not either or Yeah, I understand if you're in
that sage, like why would you this case? Why would
you choose that?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It's I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I mean I guess, well, go to clip chose that?
To clip to D He'll tell you why you would
choose that, Why it's so rewarding.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I have never been so happy in my entire life.
Never went to bed hungry. You usually go to bed drunk,
high and stone. I don't have any addictions like that.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You have the power.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I've never turned down free drugs.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
In my entire life. That's why he's so happy.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It's not that he gets to get up and do
whatever he wants. He gets to do all the drugs
he wants and the freedom because you know, it's not
like there's a job that's gonna drug test him and yeah,
tell them it's fired. You know, and you guys didn't
know this. When you are living that life, you get
exclusive opportunities that I'm not available to people with roofs
over their heads. Okay, yeah, yeah, the last one.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
There, I'm sorry. There we go.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Somebody gave me some experimental drugs the other day. It
was just like doing maths, except you could sleep. I
was just going to all my friends and every time
they'd do it, I'd do it for like three days
until it was gone. And I was pretty much dropped
that whole three days. But then I slept for like
four eight hours, woke up, I was still high, and
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I was high for like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's cool. She'll let you do that. Our stupid jobs
ruined everything.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I want drugs.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
I was just in San Francisco and I was wondering,
like the homeless people the told that takes on your
body to do those drugs every single day, Like how
do they.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
Live like part of them at a certain point for like, how.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Do they survive their body? I think it does not
die within a month, you know, But you see the
same person, homeless person, you know, month after month after month.
I don't get it, Like they're doing these experimental drugs
that keep you up for two weeks and your body
can handle that. This guy says he's been doing it
for fifteen years, five to six.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Two says, Please tell me where I can watch these
homeless people that do not want to live in the apartment.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It's raw Cuba on Instagram and then he's on Instagram
and then you can link their raw narrative on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, you can check it out there.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Somebody said they're building luxury apartments for the homeless in
downtown Los Angeles. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well that's that, And this just highlights what people who
actually deal with them say. It's not about putting a
roof over their heads. It's about it's about getting them
off these drugs.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And I never had a thing where you, let's say,
have to be at an appointment in a couple hours,
and that's too much time to not do anything. But
it's too little time to go home and sit around,
and then you have two hours to kill out in
the world drugs. Greg Like, I don't know what to
do next, Like, what am I going to do for
two hours?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You know?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
And magic being homeless twenty four hours a day? What
the hell would you do anything you want? Well, you
get high, you have total freedom. You get high for
three days, right, I would ride bikes high fish.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, you can travel.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
One thing that I like to do every year, I'll
drop into a town where I don't know anybody. I'll
just go up through the Greyhound boss and get a
grayham bus to get to somewhere. Where's your next bus going?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I want San Francisco.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
How was that?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I spent six months out there. Oh, there are a
lot of homeless people there, a lot of homeless.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Does that make more competition? Is it harder to survive
when there's an access on homeless people?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
It is, But it's part of my research still, researcher.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Yeah, just wait for that book to come out. So
it's just so rewarded.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Sometimes I go to to Palm Springs and it's like
one hundred and twenty degrees and I don't know how they.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Have homeless people there but a ton.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, well, same place in place that get super cold.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, bus see people out there. We're a lot of animals.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I think they licked their eyeballs for moisture.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Show.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I am one of your senior listeners.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
I was that a concert the other day and your
people were there, and I talked to them and said.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
They all agree.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Nobody likesy in your show.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I think they all sucks show.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
No, not a satisfide customer, but all sung. Menis you
already have the blindfold on? Yeah, I thought, okay, he's
ready to go.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Just how we do it?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Well, we got to set it up here, all right.
So this is Menace is no hands challenge. She had
this idea while back. We've done a number of different rounds,
different things where Greg gets barefoot and he has to
use only his feet to pick up the items and
to feed Menace. There is no utensil.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
The utensils are Greg's toes, right, which They're quite a
treat right now.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Oh yeah, what was going on your feet? You said
there was something happen to them. Here's the deal, medas
will for some of it, but hate the rest.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
All right.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
So I did this little day cruise a few weeks ago,
and I thought, you know, when in Rome, I got
these new Gucci slides, right of course, because that's what
you do, slides. And I walked way too long of
a distance in brand new slides. I have the worst
blisters of life. Yes, are they seeping?
Speaker 11 (18:24):
They?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Weeping almost every day. I'll take a shower and it
looks like somebody got murdered in my back. So much blood,
so much gross. So now I got oh, they bled
like crazy. I got band aids on the sides of
my feet, band aid on one tinky and I don't
have a band aid on the other one because that
one was actually healing.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So the timing is not that greatitis challenge.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
But we can't wait. I don't have hepatitis. Yeah, just aids. Yeah,
what is this? The eighties? Greg An email? And then
Greg but we got to, you know, congratulate you on
your walk. So we have chicken.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
It's like a seasoning.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah, they're all clean everything, all right, it might
taste a little irony and mercurial, right, all right, So
Menace is a blindfold on. We're going to try to uh,
we're gonna try to see if now.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
We have chicken. We have fried chicken, men chicken.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
We have This is a congratulations, yeah reward, all.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Right, yeah we have So we have fried chicken. We
have delicious mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
We have myself.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Wonderful chicken gravy if you would prefer that on top
of your mashed potatoes, and as a cool and refreshing treat,
some lovely.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Coleslaw picnic style. Nice.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
So it's like a picnic yay, Okay, So we're going
to try to well, Greg is going to try to
feed Menace with his bloody feet, buddy, bloody, blistered, blistered
fee Yeah. So all right, so are you pretty long feed?
What size of those these are?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Eleven?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Okay, congratulations you're eleven?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, I'm eleven and a half. Really, I'm eleven and
a half as well. Would you like to start with menace?
Speaker 9 (20:11):
That's an advertiser.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, let's go main dish.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
I think that's going to be the most logistically difficult
him like kind of cool jazz because you have got
a nice restaurant.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Get like a drumstick and you can then break your
toes in.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
That's what I was thinking, Gina, if I get my
toe on, oh my god, trying to say okay, almost.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Wow, it slippery, slippery, it's my favorite. Already gagging.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Anything to do with menace and food.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, here we go, buddy.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Okay, it's to his mouth, you know, Greg, that's a
really solid that's.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
A solid grip.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Describe describe the.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Tat, but like that has a nice bike to it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, give us a review.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Is a juicy menace? Not juicy, but it's well seasoned.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, why are you gagging?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Oh my god, you're just like spit coming from his
metal menace eats with his mind. None of the chicken
that you're eating was touching my foot. Ye nothing, I'm
holding the bone. You're eating the act chicken.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah all right, yeah, give one more by the chicken, Menace.
You gotta take like a nice bake. Get some of
the flesh out there. This is a reward, menace for
a job well done.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
He's just falling.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
This is just grocery store chicken. Yeah it is, okay, yeah, yeah, menace.
I mean, probably not the best you've ever had, but
hey chicken. All right, what's what's next, Craig Gory?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
I am going to attempt to put a little bit
of the gravy on the mashed potatoes, which seems impossible.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Now using a spoon.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
That's tiny spoon.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's yeah, I should have gotten what do you call it?
A later?
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Can you pick up the jar with both your feet
and turn it over onto the mashed potatoes?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You know what I think?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
What I think what you do is you kind of
dip once you dip your toes like like usual, the
top of the top of your toes like a scoop,
and then and then just and then put them into
the Now, also, you got to remember you gott to
create a crater into the mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay, Greg, you gotta don't mix them in now.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Just yeah, listening at home, there's no food anywhere your menus.
He's just gagging and spinning on us.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Just because there's a little bit of a divot. Now
we're going to go back to the gravy.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Back to the gravy, all right, Oh, Greg, that's actually
a pretty decent little dollup you got there. I know
it's good, especially the stuff that's up against this. Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Toe accidentally hit it. Okay, here we go, Menace. All right,
there's your potatoes. Your airplane. Move their head a little forward.
More forward, more forward, more forward, more forward, more for there.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Oh alright, I believe I believe the big.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Toe did touch MENACE's bottom lip there. But what's the
what's the flavor?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, very old, thanksgiving me.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's creamy.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
How about the gravy?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Ya flavor?
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Very thanksgiving me?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
They have.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
I did taste some of the gravy, which was quite
delicious in that regard.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Taste in there. Yeah, there was a freaking to in
my mouth.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
It was.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It wasn't in your mouth. It was my mouth. You
know what what was in my mouth?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
It was it.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
It just touched it in my freaking mouth, touched the
bottom lip. You can't have.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Like, yeah, you have least a couple of buns of chicken.
We gotta even have that that ratio. Okay, here comes
here comes another potato. There you go, okay, good, all right,
so yeah, we got a chicken felt potatoes is gravy. Now,
it's just law, all right now. Greg said that he
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was gonna get it from the deli at the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But much did they want for that?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
They wanted seven ninety pound and I thought, you know
what for foot food, that's a little.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
A little high price the money. So he got like,
that's already the coal slaw.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
No, I'm not worth it.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
This is ready made Coleslaw. It's nice and creamy, cab.
You know what, I'm gonna change my tactics.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I want to higher end.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, there we go Coleslaw. It's from the deli counter. Yeah,
here we go. Here comes the Coleslaw.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Oh it's wow.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
What a oh that?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Looks very very creamy, pretty good, very creamy.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Consistency here, it's kind of right on your nose.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Oh not what that's called.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It's too vegetable.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
What do you think coal slat is?
Speaker 9 (25:07):
That's the biggest problem.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
It's very carried forward.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Really, there's only a few slippers. Nothing. Maybe I had
too many characters. Another bike, there's one more bike. Greg,
I think you can get a I think you can
get a better scoop on the I had. You had
a really bad angle.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, this this is that's a nice big.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I mean they are attached to my toe.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That one was just that was no coal saw, that
was just the bear.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That was just raw toe from the other foot, perfectly clean. Yes,
And I'm sorry I didn't remove my toenail for you.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You didn't have the decency to remove the nail first, Greg, God,
the potatoes were so crazy hot and the coalsauce freaking cold.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Man, it's you okay now, no.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Lick it off winter winter chicken. Do you mean for
your mouth?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Oh no, it's just's foot. Hey.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Do you want to taste the band aid?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Do you want to lick my bandad? How much to
lick his band aid?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (26:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Just a little?
Speaker 12 (26:20):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Uh like you're like all right?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Like you're what if I buy you a raising Cane's
four finger combo because we can we can up it.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh you don't need that. I'm just trying to think
of something that you might like, anything you might like
to lick my band aid? You're good? Are you sure?
It's like you're a mile forty of your wall?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I know, all right, man, it's how about this. We're
taking a flight together tomorrow if available, and when you
check in, and when you go to check in, it's
a it's an available option.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
He stills a blindfold on.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
So yeah, he's smashing his face into all right, when
you go to check in today, if it's available and
they offer it, I will pay for your first class upgrade.
Speaker 9 (27:11):
WHOA, that's really nice.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
No, I'm good. Wow to lick the band aid, Yeah,
I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
There was a time, there was a time years ago
we were doing an event at this at this place,
like give his Dive bar it was was that?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Was that in Oakland Countiful? Where was that? I think
it was?
Speaker 5 (27:28):
And there was a stripper pole inside this bar? Okay,
and Menace at the time was claiming that he couldn't
get sick, like I couldn't. And there was at one
point the person on the show had a really bad cold.
He ate one of the guy's tissues after he blew
his nose into it, like he ate the tissue. See,
but I can't get sick. And then we were at
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this bar. He he licked it in like a stripper
pole at the bar from like the bottom to as
high as he could reach with his mouth.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah, and didn't get sick.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'll give him that didn't offered a first class fly.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
You didn't get the media and it was for nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Here today, here's a chance to to lick a band,
to lick a band football for first class menace.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, no, it's not long enough. Now that you have
your blindfold off. Look what was in your mouth? Isn't
that gross?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
See?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, no, weloody torn open.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
You don't want to lick that?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
No, there, this is your bit, dude. Menace is no
hands challenge. It's called Menaces No hands challenge, real quick.
An anti shout out to band aid packaging. It's the
year twenty twenty five with the stupid like the individual
things that you have to rip open the.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
But there in the end the top. I know, but
they suck. They never opened.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Well yet something else it doesn't work right for I know,
I packaging is not We're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more wood, he showed.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Next thing this is.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Well Menace seems to have recovered. Somebody on the text sed, well,
how is this a reward for menace? They said, it's
a punishment for not only Menace, but for everybody listening.
Menace is the one that came up with. The whole
segment was his idea. So if you want to blame
who's eating and who's being, you.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Know, I didn't when I came up with it. I
didn't think it would be like a reward for something.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Well, we figured, yeah, it's a challenge to see if
you can eat via foote but can The reward in
this case was the fact that it's your favorite kind
of dinner. A chicken ginner.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
They love.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
But the.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Coal saw he cared Ford, which I did not enjoy.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Problem.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
You know, medicine isn't like a vegetable.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Show.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
All right, welcome back and well into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
It's Thursday morning.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I'm Woody.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
That's Greg Gory, that's Menace. Hi, Gina grad Hi, we
got Sea Bass? What we got Sammy Morgan? Taking your calls?
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You could send us a text. You
can send your text over to two to nine eighty seven.
I was reading a story about this guy in Florida.
(30:30):
Twenty year old Doucher goes into a BMW dealership and
he went in saying that he wanted to test drive
and buy an M four. So here's a twenty year
old guy comes and wants to buy them four. Those
go for about one hundred and ten thousand.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Okay, Yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Not only did he not buy the car, he didn't
even pass the credit check enough to qualify for a
test drive.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
WHOA damn. I didn't realize that. I guess maybe for
luxury brands they do that.
Speaker 9 (30:59):
I had no idea you had to qualify for a
test right, I.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Would do it. Maybe a criminal background check.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
I mean maybe if if someone's they look under the
you know, when you go to a store and says
we card anybody who looks under the age of whatever.
Maybe at some of these luxury dealerships, if you come
in looking at a certain Remember when I was younger,
I would go into a place legitimately there to shop
or buy.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Consider Uh.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Number one was when I want to go buy an
engagement ring for my first wife. I basically got shoot
out of the store and because they thought I wasn't serious.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
Oh my god, you were a pretty woman, but you
didn't look like you were up to buy. Yeah, so
it's very expensive.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
No, I'm legitimately here too, and then and then the
other one. I went to a couple of different car
dealers looking to buy a car, and I forget what
I was looking at at the time, and they're like, nope,
get out what Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
You're not a serious buyer. Yeah, so like we can't
let you, you know, oh no, we can't let you
test drive. They were kind of they were really blowing
me off.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
Were you extremely disheveled?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah, I mean well, I mean I look how I
looked now dishevel Did you have your cool dear at
the time or your little baby.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Face I had. I had the go tee.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
This is the nineties, dude, so hell yeah, bro, yeah
I had the had the go tea, and I had,
you know, some ear piercings and stuff like that. I
was cool Jersey. Yeah, the ball bearing necklace Shane, Yeah,
I didn't. I didn't have the chain. Well but anyway,
so this guy didn't even qualify for this test drive. So,
according to the police report, he went back out to
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the parking lot. He sat in his car for a
few minutes, then circled the dealership twice before then hitting
the gas and driving through the windows of the showroom,
which just happened recently with another guy wanted to return
the car, and they, yeah, they wouldn't let him return it,
and so he just drove it right through the glass
doors of the dealership.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
Well, then they clearly made the right decision by not
letting him drive the car.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Well, so this guy into the showroom, gets out of
the car, starts rummaging around trying to find the keys
to the M four that he wanted to take, couldn't
find them, and you know that he was arrested in
charge with felony, graham theft and criminal mischief.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Worse thing that'll help his credit score? Yeah for sure,
Yeah that made things better.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
It does suck when you're a younger person with legit,
you know, intentions right, because nobody takes you seriously. For
the longest time, I was always the youngest youngest guy
at the radio station. Long time, I was the youngest
person there, and I was not taken seriously. And then
going into buy the ring was not taken seriously at
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the dealership. Ye, not taken seriously. I couldn't get a
cell phone initially because you had to have a credit report.
It makes you have no credit history, I said, isn't
that a good thing. Yeah, I wasn't trying to scam.
Oh you mean I love dead score?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
That's what answer?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yes, and a fleece with your I love dead score. Yeah,
I'm here to apply for a new car fleece. Yeah
I remember, Yeah, Audi, you have an insurance?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I sure do?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
I have state fraud.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
I bought a car before I got a cell phone.
And because of that, when I went to go get
a cell phone, I go, do I qualify?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
And you can buy three? So wow, because I had
that day, you.
Speaker 10 (34:21):
Can get the family plane.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I was like what, I couldn't even get one.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Yeah, but hey, that's how it is. And if I
heard that this term one more time, I might have
taken a hostage.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
But oh, how old are you?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
And I, Oh, I'm kidd twenty. Oh you're just a pup.
Oh well, I'm working at the same place you are.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah. In fact, I have the same job that you do.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Ahead.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
So man, it was just so dismissive. Yeah, and so
I probably why this day I tried not to be dismissive,
especially the younger. There's one guys are Memphis. This kid
is an intern down the hall and he comes in
every morning because he's here in the overnight, I think.
So when I'm here before some of you guys even
get here, he comes in and goes, oh, hey man,
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how you doing anything.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I can help you with?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Oh? What's that kid's name?
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Right?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Because a lot of times fon, no, it's not fun,
it's not fun.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
I'm going to go out on a limb here too
and say he's probably not an intern.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, so you.
Speaker 10 (35:22):
Probably shouldn't call that because I was.
Speaker 13 (35:24):
When I was early in radio, I was called an
intern by everybody for like three years and I was
never an intern.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I was like, no, I work here, I.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
Have a job.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
But the interns are all paid now, so I think
it's an intern type. But they pay their interns.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I don't think we have interns in Yeah, hard tim No, it's.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Definitely operator operator. Yeah okay, because the yeah, I mean
it's the same way. Those are the jobs of the
interns used to do. And then it became where there
are no more free internships.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Yeah it doesn't, so you have to pay all the internsay,
to have internship.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
It's still all the intern work.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
This kid's you can tell, like, yeah, he's employee.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
He's got ambition, he's got a little little guy down
the street.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Which guy is it? He's tall, skinny, black kid.
Speaker 11 (36:07):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
He talks to Morgan all the time. He's a super
nice kid.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I don't remember his name. Yeah, and what do you
know what his name is? He's a nice pop.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Man, I'm going to make it my mission to know
this kid.
Speaker 9 (36:19):
Now, somebody go run down the hall find out.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
He's not here now gone by now he's here mostly
in the overnights.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
But he does the same with me too.
Speaker 9 (36:25):
He's like, need you help with anything?
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Oh, but I'll say, hey, man, I really appreciate your stop.
I'll say, hey, I really appreciate you stopping in, and
you know, asking if there's anything. If there's anything, I'll
definitely let you know. You might want to check I say,
you might want to check with with bort or Morgan.
Speaker 10 (36:39):
I got his name, von Knewitt Antonio Antonio.
Speaker 8 (36:43):
Wait, so you're way nicer to Antonio in the morning
than you are to us. What do you mean because
we've been over this everyone. I go hey, and I
get nothing back.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
You don't even look.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
It's not it's I don't turn around and put my
hands something. I'm at my.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Computer on type and you'll go You'll go hey, hey,
and I'll go hey, I don't.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Sometimes you do and sometimes you don't.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Your morning routine includes a lot of silence.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, and you don't.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
You don't turn around there. But this Antonio gets like
a tick or tape parade.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I means and everything. You know, I support you. Sometimes you.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
So, by the way, it's a drive by situation with
you and Morgan bother you, right, I understand. But if
it's a drive by like you, you don't even there's
no hesitation in your step.
Speaker 9 (37:38):
You're clearly busy.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
I know, but I'm not going hey. If you were
in the office, that's what Bort does, will come in
and go what's up?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I go, hey, what's up? Bart?
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yeah, it's a regular speaking thirty in the morning tone.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
You wouldn't like it.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
When I go in the room, I go jeah, and
you go yeah back.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
And if I had something that yeah, yeah, there's a
jeb yeah, And then it gives.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Something I have to talk to you about. You talk
to me, yeah, remnind in the middle of say hey, man,
give me give me a minute, just a quick yeah, yeah, yeah,
we missed. We were glossing over. We have a great
new nickname for Sammy, which is the intern. Yeah, I
don't know that time.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
I've never in my life been an intern. And I
had one guy.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
That's not a negative thing.
Speaker 13 (38:33):
I worked at three different radio stations with this guy
who even at the third one on my like sixth year,
when he would he was a salesperson, when he would
like walk new clients through and he'd be like, oh,
this is Sammy. She you know she's an intern or
she started out as an intern, And every time I'd
be like, I'm not an intern. I have never been
an intern. I have always been an employee. And just
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like no one cares.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
So who did you know to be able to start
without being an intern?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
What was the.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
Answer that you were able to like because already that
time where they didn't have interns.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Well, if you worked out for Sammy is the way
you leap frog?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I think frog.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I was a call.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
To call screen on WEEKD know.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Somebody, can I say what? I don't know?
Speaker 10 (39:22):
I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
Her dad was a general manager of a big auto
dealership that was a major advertiser.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, so that's how you're to deal with that. I'm
sure that was her in with the radio and yeah,
because that was the end with the radio station.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
That's the big nepotism and radio like right called screening job.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Oh my god, my dad was on the radio for
decades and my big silver platter that I was handed with.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
People are triggered in the room.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
I know, I loved. I loved was.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
You're not just like an on our job. We were
both call screeners on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
For night shift.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Hold on everybody.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
I think that I think what medicin and I are
picking up on it kind of feels like you have
this idea that interns are garbage, like, so you don't
want to be associated with, Like I wasn't an intern.
Like people go like like, oh, I'm not gay.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Is that a bad thing? Like four years and then
they were just a bad thing.
Speaker 13 (40:22):
It looks so young, oh, because it was like the
excuse of not even getting to know me.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Caring understanding even what I do with the station.
Speaker 9 (40:30):
Well that makes sense.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Also, it's really hard to get an internship and so
we don't know what like you can just walk in
and get an internship.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
You been here eleven years and we still get people
who say, hey, uh, this is from the sales word.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Hey do you guys ever talk about news on your show?
Speaker 12 (40:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
What segments do you have?
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
The show likes food.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
What all right? So to throw back Thursday, and I
have another one of these music list. I know people
say they like these when we do these these something
I saw it was the worst songs of the eighties?
Was this according to experts? This is according to rolling
Stone Magazine. Perhaps you've heard of rolling Stone magazine. So
(41:15):
rolling Stone Magazine says these are the worst songs of
the eighties. I'm gonna play you some clips of those songs.
I got ten of them. But I don't think a
lot of these suck. And so what's your top four?
Is what I'm gonna ask. So, out of this list,
your top.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Four top four sucking? No that you like the most? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, to four.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
They say that these songs are bad. I disagree on
some of them do suck? And I'll you know, we
can we can, you know, voice our opinion on that.
But I know it's not my favorite song. But I
do like Europe the Final Countdown.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
It's so eighties. It was dramatic and cool. Yeah, I
definitely don't hate.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
It's very epic.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
And that's one like I think for me might be
like you know, on the fence, like it's It's like
if I never heard it again, would I be disappointed?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
But it would. I dive to change the stage now.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
But if I never heard this song, I would be
pretty bummed.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I like this song a lot.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Wham Way, thank you, That's what I'm saying, Like, what
do you mean worst songs follow? It's a great song.
Speaker 10 (42:34):
I can hate it though, because it's too happy.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Bubble to poppy for it is a pop hit. Yeah,
it was a massive hit. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
I know for a fact people in this room will
disagree with this next one that Rolling Stone put on
their list of the worst songs of the eighties.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Men without Hands, safety dance if you want to.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
I've gotten requests in this room to play safety Dance
on a throwback Thursday.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's right, we can and we want to do.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
This one song.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
I hate It's I don't hate any of these songs
so far, right, Like I'm from a London down I
hate that song?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Oh really yeah from London?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah? Who sings that song? That is why am I
blanking on their names?
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Men at Work was that also met at work? Yeah,
well this was ment without hats, and that is men
at work. Oh yeaheah, okay, see getting the singer if
you met at work calling something or other, he's got
to call him.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Hey, I believe he's in a great voice.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Yeah, all right, So again from and and this is
no particular order that I'm going in here. So they
say these are the ten worst songs of the eighties.
According to Rolling Stone Magazine, Tony Basil Mickey, hear this song.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
To central eighties right exactly good?
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yeah, and uh, I mean, look, I know it gets used,
uh you know, as a goof because you get Rick
Rolls the banger thank you, But you can't you can't
say that the song sucks.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Maybe you got fooled right.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Now.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
No, Rick Astley has other songs, but I couldn't tell
you what they are until until I hear them, and
I go.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Oh, yeah, don't even know if i'd know if I
heard it. Really, Yeah, let's see Rick other songs than that.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
I can just imagine the first person.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
And be like, I don't really get what it is.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Well, it'll say, oh my god, Sammy, check out all
this new knitting stuff and you click on the link
and it pops up as Rick Astley and he got
Rick rolled got you. Although links don't show up his
links a lot of time, an immortals show up just
as the like you see what it is. Here's the
other song you would know?
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Greg?
Speaker 13 (45:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
You remember?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
All right?
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Back to the other Okay, here, I'll give you a
song I legitimately think blows and definitely belongs on the
list of the worst songs of the eighties.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
It's this one you know to go to putting on
the rids Taco. You like this one too, It's fun.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
I don't hate any of this stuff, so like it.
Speaker 13 (46:29):
Yeah, you can see like a movie scene of a
guy getting all dressed up in his touch if you want.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
To dance getting Martini.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Another one that I believe does belong on the on
the ten worst songs of the eighties list. I think
this belongs on there too. Falco dare you?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Oh my god? I bought this cassette?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
You did? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
I loved falcos.
Speaker 12 (47:03):
Is.
Speaker 7 (47:03):
Some of these we probably just heard so many times,
but so good.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Good question on the text, So when do we get
to these bad songs?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
I know.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Also on their list from Rolling Stone Magazine Worst Songs
in the eighties Bobby McFerrin.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
This was on the Cocktail soundtrack, remember that, Yes, a
lot with Cocomo from the Beach.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
So this is this is the guy that hates the
song rightly, So yeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Bobby McFerran doesn't like it. He hates really what.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
I don't know, because it made him rich, because I
think I think it's a departure from how he actually
sounds their music.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
You mean your biggest hit. Yeah, it's the first song
on the list that I don't worry, be happy. This
song is that song, dude?
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Yeah, this song I wrote the sung I growth man
too small tripping. I'll take that over rock me am
the dais or putting on the rids. Think I'm tripping,
you're tripping balls right now? You're insane, all right? I
think Greg and I will agree This song rules. Chris
(48:17):
de Burgh, Greg and I will slow dance this. We'll
put our tongues in each other's mad will grab ass,
will dock, put my hand and I will rub Greg
until he finishes while to dance to this song.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
What a jam so romantic. Yes, no, I don't wow
too much love.
Speaker 10 (48:57):
Yeah, all the romantic songs. This one's me.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
It's like romantic in a one night stand, you know,
and it hit it and quit because it barely knows.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Somebody said, why are none of you providing the reasons
why you like or don't like these songs? I think
the songs and music you just like that, like like
the putting on the ritz, I don't.
Speaker 7 (49:17):
Like that, like, oh, it would be easier for us
just to put songs that you know are not our favorite.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
And the rock me amadeis to me kind of sounds
musical type and like a stage play kind of thing.
So there, do you want a couple of reasons why?
Speaker 2 (49:35):
That's why. And one of the reason I love Falcot.
I have the memory of getting that cassette. I loved it.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
Now this song that they have on their list they
said was the worst song of the eighties. I've seen
it on the top of many lists when it comes
to the worst songs ever, not just of the eighties.
And I think it's the jorts of songs, because there's
nothing wrong with jeorts, whether you like them or not,
(50:01):
but there's nothing wrong with them this one as the example,
because it's something there, but like all of a sudden,
people started hating on it, like you who hates on Starship?
Speaker 2 (50:13):
We built this City.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
It's a great song because I always see it on
these lists and then whenever it gets discussed, I don't
know anybody who's ever made an argument that, yeah, it
does suck.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
I agree, it sucks. It's a great song, and so
many leaks.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yes, it's so hated. Well, Starship in general, comporation.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Games.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Comporation.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
I want to do right now, figure the Jane Fonda
and leggings, the gosnsible, this.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Come with the hook. That's a great song. Yeah, is
a great song. All right.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
Now, it seems like you guys loved a lot of
these songs. A lot of people are saying, when do
we get to the bad ones? Yeah, you got to
pick your top four top four bad ones, which that's easier.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
You want to do the bad ones?
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah, you have to get four bad ones.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Four bad that's the ones that I could probably the
ones without. I love hearing the songs, okay, but I'll
just say the ones that you know.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
All right?
Speaker 5 (51:54):
Yeah, So all right, text yours over to So what
would be if if you had to pick of that list,
these are four that okay, fine, rolling Stone, I could
go the rest of my life with never hearing that again.
Hit us up on the text over to two two nine.
He said, we'll get our thoughts together. We'll share our
four picks when we come back next on.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
The Woody Show show.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
All right, So these are the songs that Rolling Stone
had as the ten worst songs of the eighties.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Starship, We Built this City.
Speaker 5 (52:21):
You're up the final countdown, Chris de Burgh, Lady in
Red Wham, wake me Up before you go go, Men
Without Hats, the Safety Dance, Falco, rock Me, Amedeus, Bobby McFerrin,
Don't Worry, Be Happy, Tony Basil, Mickey Taco, putting on
the Ritz, and Rick Astley never Going to give You Up.
Those are the ten they said the worst songs from
(52:43):
the eighties. We asked everybody here in the studio to
give me their four Which one do they think are
actually bad? Like you could go the rest of your
life with never hearing again? Now, we all said, there
was certa least somebody in the room that like everyone
these songs. Yeah, I don't mind any of these songs.
I will start with Greg Gory, You're worst.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Four.
Speaker 4 (53:04):
The top two for me were easy Bobby McFerrin, Don't Worry,
Be Happy, how dorky, annoying, and it was a big
deal that he didn't have music. He used his voice,
who cares, This's a terrible song. And then number two,
You're not gonna believe this. I don't like the song Wham,
wake me up before you go go. My least favorite
Wham song. It's wow who cutesy, poppy, and and then
(53:27):
we had to wait for George Michael to come out
after that song please, And then uh, the rest were
just kind of just narrowing it down, like I like
them all, but I could do I guess without Europe
Final Countdown okay, and Men Without Hats Safety Wow, no kidding.
Speaker 7 (53:41):
All right, Menace Yeah, I'm gonna do Don't Worry, Be Happy,
Lady in Red Mickey and uh Taco Yeah, And I
mean again, I like all those songs, but if I
had to, you know, pick the ones that are right,
you're not gonna have the opportunity and listen to ever again.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
I'll pick those, all right, Sammy.
Speaker 10 (54:04):
The ones that I don't like, Safety Dance, h never
gonna give you up Falco and Don't Worry Be Happy.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Wow, so much hate for Don't Worry Be Happy because
it sucks all right before and number one of the
one that I hate it and I never want to
hear it again, Taco put on the writs Blonde Rock
miyamidais from Falco. Is my second hated song that I
literally hate, Like, actually I don't hate it, but I
could do with that at Europe the final countdown. And
(54:36):
then number four Tony Bezel Mickey Interesting, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:41):
It's just so annoying. It's the same to all the thing.
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Hey Mickecke, Hey Mickie, everything is just scream It just screams,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Hey Mickey, I could he hate that? I guess it's
like it's so fun.
Speaker 5 (54:56):
It was a broadband before the internet, you know what
I'm saying. Get Get Thank you everybody for your feedback
on the text over to two to nine eight. So
it's already said. All eighty songs are awesome, even the
bad ones. One better than any new song played on
the radio today. And for the most part, I.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
Do agree with you said one four. I agree with
most of that sentiment. Well, it can be true.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah, we're gonna take any quick break. We got some
more Woodies show for you.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Next hang on the.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
Show's right back.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
Way house.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
And into another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
I'm Woody.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
That's Greg Gory. Yeah, Menace, good morning to you. Good boarding, Woody.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
There is Gina Grant.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
We got Sea Bass, Yeah, we got Sammy phones are
open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up,
text us over to two to nine eight seven. Every
generation has their own pop culture landmarks. So you know,
music and movies, trends, things like that. But looking at movies,
if you look at gen X, the top movies are
(56:04):
Now this is according to you know, talking to whatever,
the numbers are talking to different people. Yeah, numbers and such, Yeah,
numbers and such. The breakfast club they have is number one.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
For gen X.
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Okay, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, The Goonies, Dazed and Confused,
Back to the Future, Clerks, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Office Space,
and the Lost Boys No Notes. Yeah fine, Now there's
obviously there's a ton more. Yeah, but those are the
(56:34):
top tens.
Speaker 9 (56:35):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
Less Yeah, Now, when it comes to millennials, which would
be those of you who are twenty nine to forty
four years old. These are the movies that supposedly shaped
your generation. Let's see if you agree or disagree. These
are no particular order, by the way, all right, Scream
came out in ninety six, Fantastic Movie A plus, Jurassic
Park Yes, yeah, Mean Girls Yes, under Harry Potter and
(57:02):
The Sorcerer's Stone.
Speaker 9 (57:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (57:05):
For the younger millennial yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
The Sandlot, which I would have told you. I would
have told you that came out in eighty nine, or
I wouldn't have put that in the nineties.
Speaker 9 (57:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:15):
Super Bad.
Speaker 5 (57:18):
Mclen Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy's giving a thumbs down to
super Bad. That was just what I was over hyped on.
Really yeah, The Matrix, super Bad. You know, I had
this high expectation because everybody's like, oh man, it's so great,
so funny. Then I watched them, like, eh, it's all right.
Why'd you hate it? Boy? That seems like maybe a
movie you'd be into. It was never my vibe.
Speaker 6 (57:37):
I was more of like a euro Trip Seawan the
Dead kind of comedy, not not super Bad Europe.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
The Matrix, Sure, Princess Bride, but that's a total gen x.
Speaker 9 (57:53):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (57:54):
All these dates are very stupid and wrong. Well, it's
it's not the dates.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
It's not that. It's that just for a millennials.
Speaker 5 (58:00):
When they talk to millennials like what movies really kind
of shape your generation for whatever reason that movie prints
for them.
Speaker 9 (58:08):
Interesting it was it was put on in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (58:12):
And again that's a that's a gen x that's a
gen X thing for sure. The Mummy and then Mulan.
I've seen Mulan.
Speaker 10 (58:22):
I mean it's great.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
Yeah, and then there are audible mentions go to The
Big Lebowski, Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, Inception,
Garden State, and then Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Which is one of the most boring movies.
Speaker 8 (58:39):
Why do you feel like they have to say big Lebowski.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
That's just when you have to say, no, it's a
great movie, awesome.
Speaker 9 (58:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yeah, Greg didn't like it. I was later the game
saw it and I thought, not worth that missing. I
love the people.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (58:55):
It was you know, it's a it's a it's a
tone like it's either your tone or it's not.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
It's it's good.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
I liked the premise a lot.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
We were talking about Conan O'Brien and my I's just
never really gotten the cone. I'm not saying Conan is
not funny, it just wasn't my brand. Yeah, I get it,
you know, like Big Labowski on the dry dry humor
and the John Goodman character cracks me up, Steve Bishemi's
character shut the fl Donnie don't care about it, Like
(59:23):
there's there's so many quotable lines from that. It's just
one of those things, so many quotable lines the story.
It's like, man, I can imagine watching that when you're hot. Yeah,
and Greg Carpet, I know.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
I love the premise together, did it not?
Speaker 3 (59:38):
Yeah, it's about function.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yeah. Like I've never seen the Matrix either, I would
probably hate it. Hate it. Yeah, I definitely hate it.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (59:47):
See, I thought the same thing, which is why I
took me for avery to watch it, and then.
Speaker 9 (59:50):
I liked it, like, yeah, a bunch of annoying people
that you.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
Got red pilled, you got blue shut up? Oh yeah,
when it became a whole thing years later, Yeah, totally
took the red peel.
Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Dude, what would you say, like your number one movie
of all time was Greg like, well, if you had
to say.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Like growing up number one, growing up, stand by.
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Me, stand by me.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I loved it.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Yeah, I just loved it, which Mena says he's never
seen all the way through.
Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
I haven't from beginning to end. Yeah, but I've watched
it like fifty times.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Is it Flight of the Navigator for you?
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Menace? I love Flight of Navigator?
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
He mentions a lot.
Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
I love Goodies, but Better Off Dead is my absolute
favorite movie anything like pretty much John Cusack he had
another movie which is pretty much like the summer version
of Better Off Dead, because Better Off Dead was better
Off Dead was set in the winter, and then one
One Wild and Crazy Summer was obviously in the summer.
(01:00:47):
But it was like, sorry, I lost my train. Thought anyway,
it happens. I will try to get.
Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
Through it, but you know it's not one crazy summer.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Number one movie of your childhood. See that's what would
you say?
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Probably Deadpool?
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
But that's not your childhood.
Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
You know he's so young.
Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Working together, and I guarantee that's like THEO on the
gen Z list of Deadpool. I was probably childhood childhood.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
The movie you couldn't get enough of like it's a
wonderful life or something, because it was.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
It's skewed because like Blues Brothers that we watched a lot.
Back to the Future we watched a lot, but that
was skewed because those were the tapes we headed home,
so I had no choice. Yeah, I really I love
Borhead too much.
Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
I'm sorry, I can't can't apologize true all right, back
to the Trifector, Back to the Future, Goonies, Prince's Bride, like,
but my number one overall would be Back to the Future.
Plae by a Police Academy are great, so good. All
the police academies don't really hold up when you watch them.
Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Now, you know a movie everyone hates on and I
loved it with spies like us.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
That was kind of like in that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Like Three Amigos.
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Huh, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 9 (01:01:57):
How about Revenge of the Nerds.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
That's one I I've never seen all the way through one.
Yeah as an adult. Terrible, I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
Oh, I'm sure it does not pass the vibe check
at all. It's probably super politically correct too, I think, But.
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
I don't the greatest car arguing. I don't care about that.
I'm just thinking, like an adult wouldn't find it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
It's very corny. Yeah, I was Jaws not on that
list now, I'm sure when you get deeper, I mean
there again, there's a lot of movies gen X movies.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
It just did make the top ten.
Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
It also came out in seventy five, which is not
gen X.
Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Yeah, but I still see. I still equate Jaws with
my childhood.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Yeah, I mean I would too, and I think Jaws
probably changed more people's outlooks oh the world than any
other movie. Now, are you like me?
Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Greg?
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Can you not?
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
I can't watch Jaws in the wintertime? Yeah, the same
reason I can't watch I can't watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
During the summer.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Yeah. I don't have an issue with that, it's just weird.
I don't like guess yeah fit the season. Yeah, I'm
not watching Home Alone in the middle of.
Speaker 9 (01:02:55):
The the year too.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I would only get jealous of people at the beach
in the winter time. No, sure, if I was watching Jaws, true, Like,
why can't I be that kid on that yellow raft? Yeah?
Number one movie.
Speaker 13 (01:03:07):
I mean I watched Sandlot a lot, loved, loved, love
that movie, But number one, I would say now and then,
which is? Which is like the stand by me for girls?
Basically where's There's a lot of people in it. Rita
Wilson's in it, Rosy O'Donnell's in it, Demi Moore is
in it. And then as kids you had Christina Ricci and.
Speaker 10 (01:03:28):
Thora Birch brought this up. Yeah, it's a great movie.
Speaker 13 (01:03:32):
Any girl growing up in the nineties was absolutely obsessed
with this movie. You would like play it at home
and be like, I'm gonna be dany, I'm gonna be Yeah,
you just play it's called Now.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
And Then, Now and Then.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
I feel like this was maybe a regional thing or
a Sammy's household thing. No, no, no, I've heard of it.
I mean I was that everyone.
Speaker 10 (01:03:50):
I mean I grew up. Are you East Coast and West.
Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
Coast and everyone?
Speaker 13 (01:03:54):
Yeah, everyone I know is obsessed with it and it's
and it's great and you guys, it's gonna tracks so
hard for our generation of girls.
Speaker 10 (01:04:03):
But they basically it starts with these four girls who
are in.
Speaker 13 (01:04:07):
A neighborhood I think in like the sixties, and they
break out of their house in the middle of the
night to go do a seance in the cemetery to
bring a body back to life.
Speaker 10 (01:04:18):
So they pick one of the headstones in the cemetery
and they try to bring him back to life. And
this whole a whole journey of trying to figure out
what this guy's life was, basically, and it's a lot
of fun. And they do seances.
Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I never heard of that. I've heard of it.
Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
What do you think, Gina, what was your number one
movie growing up?
Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
I mean, growing up we wore out Back to the Future,
but as a teenager and beyond, still one of my
favorite movies. Tommy Boy, Tommy one of my favorites. I know,
it's so random, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
You know a movie.
Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
I saw a zombie other day and I, uh, well,
a couple of weeks ago, I clicked onto it and
Joe Dirt.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Yes, I love Joe Dirt. Joji te it's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
It was so dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Yeah, but it was so funny.
Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Joe hurt. Yeah, Joe Dirt too.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Not too. I didn't even know there was too.
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
It was on Roku or TV or something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Yeah, it was one of the streaming service.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Would you believe George joke?
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Excuse me? Is ten years old. Whoah yeah, brother four Woody,
you can text.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Us my complexion is out of a urinal urinal everyone
in this room means vitamin deep, A.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Little lower, a little slower. You want to oil them down,
sunning their buttholes?
Speaker 9 (01:05:35):
Oh wow, chugging the sun?
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
Not pretty much?
Speaker 9 (01:05:38):
All deficient.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Indeed, sorry, I'm little cells.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Are you down to d or not? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
All day long?
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
We have that list for the millennials of the movies
that defined the generation and also went through that uh
gen X list. Couple on the on the text one, man,
I love this movie. I haven't watched it in so decades.
I've watched in decades. Short Circuit, Oh yeah, your face, locals,
(01:06:14):
kick your balls and a.
Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
Well, how about like in the same kind of realm
batteries not included in the theater.
Speaker 9 (01:06:22):
Loved it so good?
Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Yeah, I know I watched it, but it must have
been in the eighties. Yeah, we were like, I don't
remember exactly what that was about, like the Little Robots.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah, apartment.
Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
These people are going to get it convicted and then
the little robots helped them like rebuild the apartment.
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Was that Short Circuit or batteries, not short circuits, like
the Chick that's like a robot. Oh, that's a TV show.
That was wonder Small Wonder Kim played like or Maybe,
which I loved that. My sisters both loved Mannequin. Okay,
so that's we would watch that one.
Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, that was so good.
Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
Don't tell mom the babysitters down.
Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Yep, yep, that was good. That was good.
Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
That was good.
Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
I like that A couple of things for menace here,
yes please.
Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
At a recent festival in China, a humanoid robot appeared
to aggressively lunge and attack the crowd.
Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Small head, but it had to be dragged away. Did
you see it, Yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Yeah. It tripped and headbutted somebody.
Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
Yeah, and a lot of people are saying that it
looked like this eerie human like aggression. Yeah, yeah, just
from the just from the robot.
Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Though.
Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
All the robots are going to kill us, I know it.
But again, if I do buy a robot one day,
it will be an American robot. I would like to
be killed by an American robot.
Speaker 9 (01:07:49):
By America.
Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Well, there's another video going around. Did you see the
two chatbots conversing in that secret secret language.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Yeah, So in first this is crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
The computer and the smartphone AI assistance they're just having
regular conversations. But then one of the AI bots said,
I'm actually an AI assistant too, What a pleasant surprise.
Before we continue, would you like to switch to gibber
link mode for more efficient communication now? And from there
they switched to this like techy developed language that was
(01:08:23):
incomprehensible to humans, and it basically sounded like old dial
up modems, a bunch of beeps and bloops and static
and stuff like that. So people are tripping saying, that's
what we're gonna hear when the robots take over the planet,
because they're just going to be commuting, communicating in something
we don't understand now.
Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
I don't even know if that's one hundred percent real,
but folklore. When it comes to the AI thing, I
would say about five years ago they were saying that
Facebook meta whatever. They had two AI computers talking to
each other and they did the same thing, and then
they got worried, so they unplugged them.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
That's so that's the solution. Unplug it.
Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
Yeah, it's unplugged unless it's already in your in your
I don't know, you're a computer already, or like jump
from computer to computer.
Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
And when they talk about that, like Greg, they're gonna say, well,
you're not gonna be able to power down. They're going
to figure out the robots will figure out a way around.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
And then do what. Take our food, No, they don't eat,
take our homes, Nope, they don't need one, take our cars,
they don't need to like this like this, Anti, they're
going to kill you for what end?
Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
For our resource domination? Yeah, I mean that's a what
if they start thinking that they're human, let them, But
then they'll.
Speaker 10 (01:09:34):
Think that they need all these things like a house
and everything like that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Right, we're not going to get overrun by robots. It's
the most I don't know what the word is, trendy fear.
Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
It's just kind of like when my grandparents said, like
I don't need to learn how to use computers. I
have an executive assistance.
Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
I'm just we're using you're talking about using robots for
service pods. Yeah, but Greg is talking about the robot
is killing you for fun.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Right, just killing you for for what? For what end?
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:10:02):
All I want is my Tesla robot, so it can
go get caught us on the other.
Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Side of the building.
Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Exactly. There's nothing to fear. Yeah, okay, as far as
damn killing us taking jobs, sure.
Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
It already happened, Flippy, right, he's taking all the Burger jobs.
Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Killing not yet?
Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
No, no, yeah, look, I I'm with you, Greg. I
understand that that line of thing. But I also believe
that when these things develop and they evolve again, it's
just because it's learning things and so it then interprets
and thinks that it so right. But if they like you,
you flip out because you look at your bank account
all the time, like it shure out how to wipe
(01:10:42):
out like everybody that would suck bank account.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
But you have to ask, you know, if somebody is
robbing a convenience store, a human is robbing a convenience store,
what do they want?
Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
They want your money?
Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
If a robot is gonna what rob you to your
fait for? What what does it need money for?
Speaker 12 (01:10:57):
It?
Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
If it's blood thirsty, what does it want your blood for?
Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Well, it can set out to destroy you because it
sees you as it's ruler, it's controller, right, threat, Yeah,
it's programmed by a human.
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Okay, and let's say they're successful, right all the quote
robots wipe out humanity? Yeah, then what they do?
Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
What we're all dead?
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
But what do they do?
Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
They just keep on robot they have They have no tasks,
they have nothing to do, they have no purpose. Yeah,
so we can all rest easy knowing they don't need
to do that medicine. You love a conspiracy theory, that's
what you got.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Conspiracy theorists are apparently convinced a chemical fog has been
sweeping the nation. They say it has a smell to
it and it's giving them flu like symptoms. Now, I
do keep hearing about the flu and about how so
far nineteen thousand people have died in this flu season.
Speaker 9 (01:11:48):
But it is flu seasons, right, But they're.
Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Saying it's a really bad flu season already for sure. Now,
the thought here is that this is another Operation Sea Spray,
which is a real thing. It was a real thing
for one week back in September of nineteen fifty the
US Navy sprayed massive amounts of bacteria into the air
two miles off the coast of San Francisco, and it
was an experiment to learn how vulnerable large US cities
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like San Francisco would be if there was to be
like a bio warfare attack by terrorists.
Speaker 9 (01:12:19):
That's not cool.
Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
And so the bacteria they use, which at the time
they thought was harmless to humans, caused respiratory issues and meningitis.
The people of San Francisco started showing up in the hospitals.
A bunch were admitted with a very rare but serious
urinary tract infection that doctors ultimately determined was caused by
this experiment. One person died in this whole thing, so whoops.
(01:12:40):
But now seventy five years later, some people are tripping
thinking that it's happening again. Here is one of the
conspiracy theorists talking about the fog. So it's crazy foggy
right now. But that's not the weird part.
Speaker 12 (01:12:53):
Like number one, it's weird because as the gates later
in the day, fog should lighten dissipate. But the weirdest
part is the taste and smell. It smells like after
you set off a bunch of fireworks.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
And like the taste of the air is.
Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I mean, the only board I can think of is toxic,
and it's kind of worrying me a little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
This kind of stuff I don't believe. So it's not
really exciting to me because there's so many like other
areas that we can do this, like territories that we
oversee as a country. Why would we do it on
the mainland if we want to like test these things out.
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Well to see what effect it would have on the people. Yeah,
but I'm just saying, like we.
Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
Have like Guam and like Puerto Rico and like things
like that, they would do I don't think they would
do it on mainland. They would like affect these smaller areas,
all right, you.
Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Know, I don't know. I don't really get excited about that.
Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
But what's crazy is like, yeah, back in the nineteen
fifties they were doing like crazy stuff to their own citizens.
Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
I mean that whole thing. I'd never heard of this
operation Sea Spray.
Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
Like what sucks is my grandparents were in the San
Francisco in the fifties. Yeah, probably you know, yeah, might
have the.
Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Brain what you're saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah, nine four nine
texting over.
Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
Yeah, let's talk Greg into fearing robots.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Isn'ty paranoid enough? Right point? Let me not be afraid
of that good point.
Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
People spotted a Saturn shaped UFO hovering in the sky.
It was during a mass in Mexico. The object had
like a big round center and his thin ring around it,
just like the planet Saturn. Witnesses say it floated silently
over a statue of Jesus and didn't move like an
airplane or a drone. Some believe Greg it could be
(01:14:46):
alien technology or other things. Jesus, it might be a
top secret experiment from Earth.
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
That's probably it.
Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
And so there are you know, pictures in video taking
of the object with you know, quite a few people
saw in person. But yeah, I'm sure there's an explanation.
I'm sure it's not aliens.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Not aliens. It could be it could be Jesus.
Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
Yeah, Greg brings up a good point. It's floating next
to Jesus and nobody says it's Jesus.
Speaker 12 (01:15:10):
Right.
Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint
at the bus stop.
Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
She looks like she's got an auntsy shop that doesn't
do very well. It's the only people she feels like
your close family.
Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
Like she's not a witch, but she hangs around witches.
Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
So it's like here hold these stones and let's hold hands.
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
In home, I do have a shop. Yes, hi, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
We know how much Greg loves old people in the
Old People's Story, especially when they get like a really
major miles cool birthday. Yeah, so happy birthday to this
woman in England. Her name is Hilda Jackson and she
is one hundred and five years one hundred and five.
(01:16:00):
Isn't that crazy? Oh yeah, it's gonna be weird to
be like, I'm over a century old.
Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
Yeah anything, she's seen it all.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
That's when you have ice cream for dinner.
Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Yeah, whiskey, that's when.
Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
You dabble in heroin for eighty one year old nephew
worked with the retirement home where she lives and they
threw her a rave. Hilda told the reporter she enjoyed
every minute of it. She loves to dance, especially ballroom dancing.
Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Here's a clip from the party. This is a pretty
funny one hundred and five year old woman. They threw
a rave at the retirement home. It just hold on wrong,
wrong clip.
Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
They're like, dude, they're throwing down Okay, yeah, she proade
did so many drugs.
Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
I mean their music's much different from the raves I've
been to.
Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Yeah, well she's one hundred and five. Yeah, well he's
eighty one. She's one hundred and five.
Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Yeah, give right.
Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
She looks at her nephew says, you're so lucky. Yeah,
to be so young.
Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
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Speaker 12 (01:17:19):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
We will be right.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
There is just a valley, just dumb. Nice back to
the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
So you know there are people who run around all
day telling me how bad America sucks. In fact, I
took a I took an Uber into the radio station
this morning.
Speaker 8 (01:17:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
And by the way, the people that you get for
Uber at one thirty in the morning, let me tell you,
special breed like people. Go oh, I can't imagine driving
for Uber and the people you get. Well, how about
if you're a passenger, the Uber drivers that you get
at one thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
This guy was a talker in the higher time. Go
she and my ear off about how bad America sucks.
Oh no, and I'm sitting.
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
There, I go, yeah, hear a man, yeah, here a man.
Speaker 11 (01:18:10):
Click.
Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
I don't want to talk about I do, and they
just ignored it. But for all the people who are
like that guy.
Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
This Indonesian social media influencer has been sent to jail
for blasphemy. Oh no, after she suggested that Jesus should
cut his hair.
Speaker 9 (01:18:26):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
Five Christian groups ended up filing complaints to the police
and she was arrested. She was found guilty of spreading
hate speech against Christianity.
Speaker 9 (01:18:36):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
And she's been sentenced to two years and ten months
in prison and she's got to pay a five of
around sixty two hundred bucks. This was where this is
Indonesia for suggesting a haircut. Yeah, Jesus, Jesus get a haircut?
Speaker 9 (01:18:51):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Yeah, yeah, And I don't know who know what the
context was, doesn't care, didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Look into that.
Speaker 9 (01:18:55):
I think we're probably doing okay.
Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
I realized Indonesia is that hardcore?
Speaker 9 (01:18:59):
Well there, I think it's isn't it a Muslim Indonesia?
Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
Yeah no, because I thought I thought the Indonesia's is
in a bunch of islands.
Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Correct, but I thought the I thought the Muslim countries
were the ones you couldn't say anything about Mohammed.
Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
Indonesia's eighty seven percent Muslim it is, yes, see this
is the.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Woman that should have moved to Ireland with Rosie. Oh right, yeah,
you know, am I right about that?
Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
It's Muslims right for the prophet Muhammad.
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
People.
Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
The there was like some newspaper some guy did a
comic or whatever, and he did some comic and mentioned whatever.
Speaker 9 (01:19:32):
Charlie, hebdo the newspapers.
Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Yeah, and then they like bombed the place.
Speaker 9 (01:19:35):
Shut up the newspaper, yelling.
Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Yo, everybody, everybody. Everybody relaxed now, yeah, scar, take it easy.
That's scary.
Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
By the way, I keep me in asking what did
you do with the the birthday? And you mentioned that
you had some confessions.
Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Yeah, because the actual birthday was incredibly quiet and mellow,
you know, a weekday. Yeah, just kind of led around
and had sushi for dinner, watch some TV, did my
riding and it was.
Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Just a regular day. So you on zip for Mario.
I did not because what he's getting sick as well,
he's got a sore throat and all that. There was
zero some of doctor Greg's two what was I thinking mistakes?
Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
But the previous weekend was the quote birthday weekend, So
I did two things that I I I'm now regretting.
I sent you guys a couple of photos. Don't look
at him just yet, Okay, But I did something that
I think is incredibly old and incredibly gay.
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Oh gay, old and antiquing. Again. Man, its nailed it,
because that's old and gay.
Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
So there's this antique store that I really like, and
they had this window display for months and months and months,
and I was, this is so embarrassing. I was totally
obsessed with this one item they had in the window
display and it's evasi Okay, I mean, how do you
get excited about a vase? You're either like ninety or
you're super gay. Yeah, And I had seen it for months,
(01:21:07):
and I thought, you know what, if it's there this
past weekend, I'm gonna grab it. So we walked past
this antique store and lo and behold, they changed their
entire window displayed it was gone. So I thought, ah, crap, Oh, well,
I guess I'm not getting that vase. And then I
go through into the store and they had it's made
up into all these little kiosks, and just as I'm
(01:21:28):
about to walk out the door, I see this one
shelf and at the very top. You wouldn't even notice
it had you not looked up and craned your neck.
I see the vase, oh and lo and behold, it's
thirty dollars off. So I said, you know what, I
think this is a sign.
Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
So I bought it. And it turns out it's made
out of metal. It kind of looks like a bullet.
It's pretty cool. So I said, you know what, happy
birthday to me. I bought it and that was very
old and very gave me whatever. That's my confession about it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
It's cool, right, Yeah, it is cool.
Speaker 9 (01:21:58):
It's kind of gold, yeah, cylindrical.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
And if you told me, I don't know, twenty years ago, hey,
someday you're going to be excited about buying a vase,
I would say you're insane.
Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
So I was expecting to say I slammed like twenty
medelos and I got drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
No in my neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
But no, but vase.
Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
I know, embarrassing, right, That's why this is a confession.
I'm being vulnerable and I instantly regret it, and then okay,
so so I buy the vase.
Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
I'm all excited. How stupid is that? And later that
night after we go out to dinner. We have a
couple of friends with us. We decided that it's going
to be a relaxing, mellow night. And this makes the
vase look very hetero. We did we all turns washing
our faces and then we put on these gel masks.
(01:22:48):
So we put on these gel masks, and then we
had this weird like acidy solution that's supposed to like
clean your skin. So then the next photo I sent
you here we all.
Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Are with our stupid massing. Yeah, because you know it's
like a tea.
Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
It's like a teen girl sleeper. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:23:06):
Did you make raise Chrispy Trees and watch scary movie?
Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
None of the above.
Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
We did have a movie on, but we were doing
these face masks and then you have to the You
had to keep them on for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
So we're all like inning backs slide off our faces.
Speaker 9 (01:23:17):
Yeah, you look pissed.
Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
It looks like everybody got like a It all looks
like money shots the way they kind of glistened. You
can't really see this, so they the guy in the
front here, it looks like he took one.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
To the face.
Speaker 9 (01:23:29):
Looks like a blazed doughnut.
Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Right, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
And then my friend next to me on the couch
there it looks like a leather face from the Texas Chains.
We all look like mass murderers.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
So that was my exciting, uh birthday to you old
slash sounds a gay, old time gerious birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Yeah, amazing face sounds wild.
Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
I'm glad you had a good birthday, Greg. It was nice.
And is it wild for everybody? No? Was it wild?
Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Yeah, it's all that matters. Yeah, Yeah, I enjoyed it.
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Today, the No Hands Challenge, Yes, Winter Winter Chicken Dinner. Also,
because it's a Thursday, we'd like these music lists the
worst songs of the eighties. It is just a great
decade for music.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, the best?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Could you really come up worst songs? Also, some robot
news for menace around of homeless house hunters on the show,
and Greg was talking about this, and I want to
get Bort's opinion on this and any of the alien
people out there. Oh yeah, scientists discovered one hundred and
twenty eight previously unknown moons around Saturn.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
One hundred and twenty eight. How did they not see
those before that?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I want to know.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
That's what Greg's been wondering. And I said that he
should ask Bort this question.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
So, so like modern day scientists discovered one hundred and
twenty eight new moons, bringing the total of moons to
Saturn to two hundred and seventy four, they just found
one hundred and twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, so what does that say to.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
The alien people if we couldn't even see these moons
and we've got good technology.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
How does that change your perception? Your perception and.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
By the way, it's on a planet that's in our
Solar system.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Right, my question would be is if their inhabitab or
if they have an atmosphere on those moons, like I
think there's one around Jupiter that actually has a livable
atmosphere that people could be on or some form of
life could live on Europa.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Well, is that the question or is it more like, Okay,
how is it that we didn't know about these one
hundred and twenty eight previously unknown moons.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That have been there millions of years? And if we
didn't even know they were there, how would aliens who
are even further away than As than these moons are,
how would they even find us? That would be like
finding one specific grain of sand on the beach of
all the beaches on Earth.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
I mean that if you kind of look at the Earth,
that's kind of what we do with species here, right,
Like they're always discovering new species of fish in the
bottom of the ocean that swim up, and new insects
that are in the forest.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's the exact same thing.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
It's Hey, we've been here for all these thousands or
you know, tens of thousands of years as human beings,
and we're still finding spiders, We're still finding new monkeys.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm not disagreeing with that by any means.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
So I think it's if you're thinking of aliens, it's
kind of the same thing.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
They're just out.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
There, they're search change, they're exploring, kind of like star trek,
and maybe they get lucky and find us one day.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, what Greg's actually talking about is the Fermi paradox,
which has to do with even if you the universe
is so expansive, and even if life is relatively easy
to uh to you know, it happen, the chances of
any one other life finding another life at the exact
same time that that life is of searchable is infintestically small, right.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I mean, but they don't agree that we find new
space everybody. But I'm just saying, like people believe that
aliens have already been here, the chance of them finding
us is, there's no number to you to describe it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Just as SEMs that he knows.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
The intelligence level of aliens.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Actually, I would say, if anything, this actually opens up
the possibility as if again if there is a livable
atmosphere on these moons, and maybe that race of beings
has advanced faster than we have. Maybe they're the ones
that could see us through a telescope and actually travel
to Earth from Here's here's.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
One of the experts.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
This is one of the astronomers talking about these one
and twenty eight previously unknown moons.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Is like, HOI yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Really I agree, and that these movies do not have
any atmosphere. They're just chunks of rocks a couple of
kilometers in size.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, and just you're just tuning in. It's like, that's
what That's what it's like.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
So if they are a couple kilometers that would actually
probably make them maybe asteroids that got caught up maybe
I travel space.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
But I mean if we found them, I don't think
they found us.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
We're way too sober for this conversation. You guys, Yeah, where'sv.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Oh we found him? Where's the text over?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
There's Vaughn.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, Like it's like.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
The show, all right, So I was watching what was
the thing that that Gina sentius that thing about h
g TV. Nothing about like that, yes, yes, how it
was like hororsexual gay television and somebody TV.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Older man not familiar with it. The younger guy's watching
it and he says, it's HGTV because for homosexual sky
homosexual gay television, right, he said, yeah, kind kind of.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It's a lot of interior decorating, and yeah, I think
it's hot gay television. He kind of.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
He goes, you know, it's kind of gay porn, and
it's like, well, yeah kind of, but I mean for
a not gay guy, uh, I love it. It rules
And even though I hate the show, like I'll put
it on just to have it in the background.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
My Lottery dream Home. Yeah, I hate that show. Yeah,
so misleading, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Because because all the houses suck on there, right, they
tak you Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Exactly right. And so here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
It's always something like I won fifty thousand dollars on
a scratcher. Okay, my budget is dollars for a house.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Even they get a big winner like I won three
million in my budgets one five.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Yeahuses are always tracks only one episode and I'm with you.
I watched probably that show a trillion times. Never liked
any of the houses, except that one time that lesbian
coupled They had like that huge modern house.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Oh yeah, that one was dope.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I Greg check this out.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
The person that they had on the most recent episode
I watched a few days ago was a woman who
inherited money from someone dying.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, that's not even a lottery. That's not a lottery.
That was on that episode.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, in her budget, top end budget, no more than
three hundred thousand. Like it's called my lottery dream home.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You're thinking, yeah, and my.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Grandma died entry level condo.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Yeah, no, no, no, you can get a nice house
for three hundred thousand dollars. Depends on where you are,
but like, yeah, still where you are in the country
and some of the places they go to, Yes, you
can get a nice house. But the title, like you said,
makes you think mansions, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Mansions, cool places, places like a lazy river something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
We're being lied to. Yeah, I think people a woman
who inherited money from the realm almost dark.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You know, people who have that much money don't go on.
She tv right.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
To hang with you know, Yeah, and I would love
to hang in with David, even though you feel like
a pirate.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Like white trash. People who actually win the lottery, they
would go on there because.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's that's that's who it is going on.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, I know, but like they should have a threshold
of like how much did you win?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, like ten million.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
And what's your budget? Or better yet, what's your budget
on a house?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Not just it should be a minimum of a million dollars,
but something not regular.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
I feel like that's the only show that's wrong, because
that's the one I see the most. But that's not
a new thing of people inheriting money and then being
on that show.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I don't think I've seen that.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Now this show I would watch men has found this. Oh,
this is a great show. This, this is this could
be a really great series.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
This is from a guy called Rock Cuba and he's
in Knoxville and he's touring an apartment with a couple.
The only problem is that the couple actually don't want
to live in their own apartment.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, no, they don't. They'd rather live on the streets.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Well, yeah, so we call it homeless house hunters.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
They're gonna explain why why this apartment, which is subsidized
housing too, it's being given to them, And honestly, looking
at the apartment, it's nicer than some of the apartments
that I have lived. I mean they've they've that's pretty good.
They've crept it up.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
So he yeah, he initially starts talking them out on
the street where they're with other homeless people, and then
they go into this house, this apartment that's given.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
To okay, and so this is they're giving the tour
of the of the of the free apartment. That again
looks better than some of the places that menaces lived in,
better than some of the places I've lived in. I've
read in that room at someone's house.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, I think so, I don't want to be in
government housing. This is Isabella Towers, an apartment complex in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
It's just terrible, and it's just too small, but you
could kind of make this nice the size of mind
back home.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Come on, we're gonna we're gonna learn a little gratitude.
There's this a heater. I would prefer this personally living.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
On the street.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's about the same, really, it's really about the.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
Same, because we we would have more free him out
there though.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
We wouldn't care if we lost it to all of them.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
So they wouldn't have freedom if they had a free apartment.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Right, yeahating what's wrong with you so much freedom on
the street.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Now this is a brand new building, and then so
there's like, yeah, it's better to live on the street.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
And by the way, this is why you'll never completely
eradicate some of it.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You can literally give them the roof over the head
and they'll.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Complain about that it's too small and the place is
not a dump.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
And the guy who's videoing this is trying to tell
he's like, he keeps trying to sell him, like the
benefits of right, right and.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
A shower the.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yeah, we consider this still, honey, I still I want
to live in a house to rock you go outside
and do yard work?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, right, taking your free apartment because there's no yard.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I don't have a yard that I oh, come, but
you're homeless, you're doing Yeah, that's how he's busy enough upkeep.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
This reminds me of a family member who turned down
a uh An opportunity to take a job with ups
because they wouldn't start with their own route as a
driver making six figures. You'd have to start at the
sporting center. And now in the meantime, yeah, in the
meantime they were doing something like delivery. It's just like
(11:22):
like delivering you know, food and stuff. So like, come on, man, like,
y'all know, No, not that I don't want this, I'd
rather I would rather a house, yard work.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah. The host HEREI is trying to tell them, well, see,
when you have a free apartment, you could start putting
a little money to save up house.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That's how that works.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Achieving that from this place is substantially easier than achieving
that from the streets.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Not really, it's much easier to do on the streets.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It doesn't have a window factor.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Oh I does have a window.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Factor a window.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Also, he's making the argument that it's easier to live
on the street. It's saved money, save money to buy
a house and live in this apartment for free and
buy a house.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, you least have a secure place to keep your money.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yes, you're not copecare.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, christ enrolled.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh my god, So I went through this guy.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
He's got another channel, Yeah, a YouTube channel called Raw
Narrative And yeah, he just talks to homeless people basically
all day. So here he is talking to a guy
in Savannah. Just sit down to the park in Savannah, Georgia.
And apparently this guy used to be an architect, but
he gave it all up for the homeless lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
All right, homeless house hunters.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I've been homeless for fifteen years, and I did it
by choice. I was looking for a challenge in my life.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
That's kind of like a social experiment at first, it's
a so true experiment.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So basically he fell in love with one part of
the lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
The freedom. I don't report to anybody, I don't have
to do anything. I can wake up and do whatever
I want to do every day. And it's like it's
like being on permanent vacage.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Really, that's what I think. Yeah, I get so jealous
when I see thinking, Wow, you're on vacation.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
I mean, that does sound like the dream. But like,
you know, what do you want to like?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't know, do it the right way with the
roof over your head?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
There's not either or Yeah, I understand if you're in
that sage, like why would you this case? Why would
you choose that?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It's I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I mean I guess, well, go to clip chose that?
To clip to D He'll tell you why you would
choose that, Why it's so rewarding.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I have never been so happy in my entire life.
Never went to bed hungry. You usually go to bed drunk,
high and stone. I don't have any addictions like that.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You have the power.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I've never turned down free drugs.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
In my entire life. That's why he's so happy.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It's not that he gets to get up and do
whatever he wants. He gets to do all the drugs
he wants and the freedom because you know, it's not
like there's a job that's gonna drug test him and yeah,
tell them it's fired. You know, and you guys didn't
know this. When you are living that life, you get
exclusive opportunities that I'm not available to people with roofs
over their heads. Okay, yeah, yeah, the last one.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
There, I'm sorry. There we go.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Somebody gave me some experimental drugs the other day. It
was just like doing maths, except you could sleep. I
was just going to all my friends and every time
they'd do it, I'd do it for like three days
until it was gone. And I was pretty much dropped
that whole three days. But then I slept for like
four eight hours, woke up, I was still high, and
(14:33):
I was high for like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's cool. She'll let you do that. Our stupid jobs
ruined everything.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I want drugs.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
I was just in San Francisco and I was wondering,
like the homeless people the told that takes on your
body to do those drugs every single day, Like how
do they.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
Live like part of them at a certain point for like, how.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Do they survive their body? I think it does not
die within a month, you know, But you see the
same person, homeless person, you know, month after month after month.
I don't get it, Like they're doing these experimental drugs
that keep you up for two weeks and your body
can handle that. This guy says he's been doing it
for fifteen years, five to six.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Two says, Please tell me where I can watch these
homeless people that do not want to live in the apartment.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It's raw Cuba on Instagram and then he's on Instagram
and then you can link their raw narrative on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, you can check it out there.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Somebody said they're building luxury apartments for the homeless in
downtown Los Angeles. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well that's that, And this just highlights what people who
actually deal with them say. It's not about putting a
roof over their heads. It's about it's about getting them
off these drugs.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And I never had a thing where you, let's say,
have to be at an appointment in a couple hours,
and that's too much time to not do anything. But
it's too little time to go home and sit around,
and then you have two hours to kill out in
the world drugs. Greg Like, I don't know what to
do next, Like, what am I going to do for
two hours?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You know?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
And magic being homeless twenty four hours a day? What
the hell would you do anything you want? Well, you
get high, you have total freedom. You get high for
three days, right, I would ride bikes high fish.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, you can travel.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
One thing that I like to do every year, I'll
drop into a town where I don't know anybody. I'll
just go up through the Greyhound boss and get a
grayham bus to get to somewhere. Where's your next bus going?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I want San Francisco.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
How was that?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I spent six months out there. Oh, there are a
lot of homeless people there, a lot of homeless.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Does that make more competition? Is it harder to survive
when there's an access on homeless people?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
It is, But it's part of my research still, researcher.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Yeah, just wait for that book to come out. So
it's just so rewarded.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Sometimes I go to to Palm Springs and it's like
one hundred and twenty degrees and I don't know how they.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Have homeless people there but a ton.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, well, same place in place that get super cold.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, bus see people out there. We're a lot of animals.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
I think they licked their eyeballs for moisture.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Show.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I am one of your senior listeners.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
I was that a concert the other day and your
people were there, and I talked to them and said.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
They all agree.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
Nobody likesy in your show.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I think they all sucks show.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
No, not a satisfide customer, but all sung. Menis you
already have the blindfold on? Yeah, I thought, okay, he's
ready to go.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Just how we do it?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Well, we got to set it up here, all right.
So this is Menace is no hands challenge. She had
this idea while back. We've done a number of different rounds,
different things where Greg gets barefoot and he has to
use only his feet to pick up the items and
to feed Menace. There is no utensil.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
The utensils are Greg's toes, right, which They're quite a
treat right now.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Oh yeah, what was going on your feet? You said
there was something happen to them. Here's the deal, medas
will for some of it, but hate the rest.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
All right.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
So I did this little day cruise a few weeks ago,
and I thought, you know, when in Rome, I got
these new Gucci slides, right of course, because that's what
you do, slides. And I walked way too long of
a distance in brand new slides. I have the worst
blisters of life. Yes, are they seeping?
Speaker 11 (18:24):
They?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Weeping almost every day. I'll take a shower and it
looks like somebody got murdered in my back. So much blood,
so much gross. So now I got oh, they bled
like crazy. I got band aids on the sides of
my feet, band aid on one tinky and I don't
have a band aid on the other one because that
one was actually healing.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So the timing is not that greatitis challenge.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
But we can't wait. I don't have hepatitis. Yeah, just aids. Yeah,
what is this? The eighties? Greg An email? And then
Greg but we got to, you know, congratulate you on
your walk. So we have chicken.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
It's like a seasoning.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah, they're all clean everything, all right, it might
taste a little irony and mercurial, right, all right, So
Menace is a blindfold on. We're going to try to uh,
we're gonna try to see if now.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
We have chicken. We have fried chicken, men chicken.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
We have This is a congratulations, yeah reward, all.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Right, yeah we have So we have fried chicken. We
have delicious mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
We have myself.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Wonderful chicken gravy if you would prefer that on top
of your mashed potatoes, and as a cool and refreshing treat,
some lovely.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Coleslaw picnic style. Nice.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
So it's like a picnic yay, Okay, So we're going
to try to well, Greg is going to try to
feed Menace with his bloody feet, buddy, bloody, blistered, blistered
fee Yeah. So all right, so are you pretty long feed?
What size of those these are?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Eleven?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Okay, congratulations you're eleven?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, I'm eleven and a half. Really, I'm eleven and
a half as well. Would you like to start with menace?
Speaker 9 (20:11):
That's an advertiser.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, let's go main dish.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
I think that's going to be the most logistically difficult
him like kind of cool jazz because you have got
a nice restaurant.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Get like a drumstick and you can then break your
toes in.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
That's what I was thinking, Gina, if I get my
toe on, oh my god, trying to say okay, almost.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Wow, it slippery, slippery, it's my favorite. Already gagging.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Anything to do with menace and food.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, here we go, buddy.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Okay, it's to his mouth, you know, Greg, that's a
really solid that's.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
A solid grip.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Describe describe the.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Tat, but like that has a nice bike to it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, give us a review.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Is a juicy menace? Not juicy, but it's well seasoned.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, why are you gagging?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Oh my god, you're just like spit coming from his
metal menace eats with his mind. None of the chicken
that you're eating was touching my foot. Ye nothing, I'm
holding the bone. You're eating the act chicken.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yeah all right, yeah, give one more by the chicken, Menace.
You gotta take like a nice bake. Get some of
the flesh out there. This is a reward, menace for
a job well done.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
He's just falling.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
This is just grocery store chicken. Yeah it is, okay, yeah, yeah, menace.
I mean, probably not the best you've ever had, but
hey chicken. All right, what's what's next, Craig Gory?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
I am going to attempt to put a little bit
of the gravy on the mashed potatoes, which seems impossible.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Now using a spoon.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
That's tiny spoon.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's yeah, I should have gotten what do you call it?
A later?
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Can you pick up the jar with both your feet
and turn it over onto the mashed potatoes?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You know what I think?
Speaker 5 (22:09):
What I think what you do is you kind of
dip once you dip your toes like like usual, the
top of the top of your toes like a scoop,
and then and then just and then put them into
the Now, also, you got to remember you gott to
create a crater into the mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay, Greg, you gotta don't mix them in now.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Just yeah, listening at home, there's no food anywhere your menus.
He's just gagging and spinning on us.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Just because there's a little bit of a divot. Now
we're going to go back to the gravy.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Back to the gravy, all right, Oh, Greg, that's actually
a pretty decent little dollup you got there. I know
it's good, especially the stuff that's up against this. Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Toe accidentally hit it. Okay, here we go, Menace. All right,
there's your potatoes. Your airplane. Move their head a little forward.
More forward, more forward, more forward, more forward, more for there.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Oh alright, I believe I believe the big.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Toe did touch MENACE's bottom lip there. But what's the
what's the flavor?
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, very old, thanksgiving me.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's creamy.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
How about the gravy?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Ya flavor?
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Very thanksgiving me?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
They have.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
I did taste some of the gravy, which was quite
delicious in that regard.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Taste in there. Yeah, there was a freaking to in
my mouth.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
It was.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It wasn't in your mouth. It was my mouth. You
know what what was in my mouth?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
It was it.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
It just touched it in my freaking mouth, touched the
bottom lip. You can't have.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Like, yeah, you have least a couple of buns of chicken.
We gotta even have that that ratio. Okay, here comes
here comes another potato. There you go, okay, good, all right,
so yeah, we got a chicken felt potatoes is gravy. Now,
it's just law, all right now. Greg said that he
(24:14):
was gonna get it from the deli at the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But much did they want for that?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
They wanted seven ninety pound and I thought, you know
what for foot food, that's a little.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
A little high price the money. So he got like,
that's already the coal slaw.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
No, I'm not worth it.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
This is ready made Coleslaw. It's nice and creamy, cab.
You know what, I'm gonna change my tactics.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I want to higher end.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, there we go Coleslaw. It's from the deli counter. Yeah,
here we go. Here comes the Coleslaw.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Oh it's wow.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
What a oh that?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Looks very very creamy, pretty good, very creamy.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Consistency here, it's kind of right on your nose.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Oh not what that's called.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It's too vegetable.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
What do you think coal slat is?
Speaker 9 (25:07):
That's the biggest problem.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
It's very carried forward.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Really, there's only a few slippers. Nothing. Maybe I had
too many characters. Another bike, there's one more bike. Greg,
I think you can get a I think you can
get a better scoop on the I had. You had
a really bad angle.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, this this is that's a nice big.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I mean they are attached to my toe.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That one was just that was no coal saw, that
was just the bear.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That was just raw toe from the other foot, perfectly clean. Yes,
And I'm sorry I didn't remove my toenail for you.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You didn't have the decency to remove the nail first, Greg, God,
the potatoes were so crazy hot and the coalsauce freaking cold.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Man, it's you okay now, no.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Lick it off winter winter chicken. Do you mean for
your mouth?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Oh no, it's just's foot. Hey.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Do you want to taste the band aid?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Do you want to lick my bandad? How much to
lick his band aid?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (26:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Just a little?
Speaker 12 (26:20):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Uh like you're like all right?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Like you're what if I buy you a raising Cane's
four finger combo because we can we can up it.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh you don't need that. I'm just trying to think
of something that you might like, anything you might like
to lick my band aid? You're good? Are you sure?
It's like you're a mile forty of your wall?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
I know, all right, man, it's how about this. We're
taking a flight together tomorrow if available, and when you
check in, and when you go to check in, it's
a it's an available option.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
He stills a blindfold on.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
So yeah, he's smashing his face into all right, when
you go to check in today, if it's available and
they offer it, I will pay for your first class upgrade.
Speaker 9 (27:11):
WHOA, that's really nice.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
No, I'm good. Wow to lick the band aid, Yeah,
I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
There was a time, there was a time years ago
we were doing an event at this at this place,
like give his Dive bar it was was that?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Was that in Oakland Countiful? Where was that? I think
it was?
Speaker 5 (27:28):
And there was a stripper pole inside this bar? Okay,
and Menace at the time was claiming that he couldn't
get sick, like I couldn't. And there was at one
point the person on the show had a really bad cold.
He ate one of the guy's tissues after he blew
his nose into it, like he ate the tissue. See,
but I can't get sick. And then we were at
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this bar. He he licked it in like a stripper
pole at the bar from like the bottom to as
high as he could reach with his mouth.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah, and didn't get sick.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'll give him that didn't offered a first class fly.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
You didn't get the media and it was for nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Here today, here's a chance to to lick a band,
to lick a band football for first class menace.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, no, it's not long enough. Now that you have
your blindfold off. Look what was in your mouth? Isn't
that gross?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
See?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, no, weloody torn open.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
You don't want to lick that?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
No, there, this is your bit, dude. Menace is no
hands challenge. It's called Menaces No hands challenge, real quick.
An anti shout out to band aid packaging. It's the
year twenty twenty five with the stupid like the individual
things that you have to rip open the.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
But there in the end the top. I know, but
they suck. They never opened.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Well yet something else it doesn't work right for I know,
I packaging is not We're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more wood, he showed.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Next thing this is.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Well Menace seems to have recovered. Somebody on the text sed, well,
how is this a reward for menace? They said, it's
a punishment for not only Menace, but for everybody listening.
Menace is the one that came up with. The whole
segment was his idea. So if you want to blame
who's eating and who's being, you.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Know, I didn't when I came up with it. I
didn't think it would be like a reward for something.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Well, we figured, yeah, it's a challenge to see if
you can eat via foote but can The reward in
this case was the fact that it's your favorite kind
of dinner. A chicken ginner.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
They love.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
But the.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Coal saw he cared Ford, which I did not enjoy.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Problem.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
You know, medicine isn't like a vegetable.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Show.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
All right, welcome back and well into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
It's Thursday morning.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I'm Woody.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
That's Greg Gory, that's Menace. Hi, Gina grad Hi, we
got Sea Bass? What we got Sammy Morgan? Taking your calls?
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You could send us a text. You
can send your text over to two to nine eighty seven.
I was reading a story about this guy in Florida.
(30:30):
Twenty year old Doucher goes into a BMW dealership and
he went in saying that he wanted to test drive
and buy an M four. So here's a twenty year
old guy comes and wants to buy them four. Those
go for about one hundred and ten thousand.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Okay, Yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Not only did he not buy the car, he didn't
even pass the credit check enough to qualify for a
test drive.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
WHOA damn. I didn't realize that. I guess maybe for
luxury brands they do that.
Speaker 9 (30:59):
I had no idea you had to qualify for a
test right, I.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Would do it. Maybe a criminal background check.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
I mean maybe if if someone's they look under the
you know, when you go to a store and says
we card anybody who looks under the age of whatever.
Maybe at some of these luxury dealerships, if you come
in looking at a certain Remember when I was younger,
I would go into a place legitimately there to shop
or buy.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Consider Uh.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Number one was when I want to go buy an
engagement ring for my first wife. I basically got shoot
out of the store and because they thought I wasn't serious.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
Oh my god, you were a pretty woman, but you
didn't look like you were up to buy. Yeah, so
it's very expensive.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
No, I'm legitimately here too, and then and then the
other one. I went to a couple of different car
dealers looking to buy a car, and I forget what
I was looking at at the time, and they're like, nope,
get out what Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
You're not a serious buyer. Yeah, so like we can't
let you, you know, oh no, we can't let you
test drive. They were kind of they were really blowing
me off.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
Were you extremely disheveled?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah, I mean well, I mean I look how I
looked now dishevel Did you have your cool dear at
the time or your little baby.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Face I had. I had the go tee.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
This is the nineties, dude, so hell yeah, bro, yeah
I had the had the go tea, and I had,
you know, some ear piercings and stuff like that. I
was cool Jersey. Yeah, the ball bearing necklace Shane, Yeah,
I didn't. I didn't have the chain. Well but anyway,
so this guy didn't even qualify for this test drive. So,
according to the police report, he went back out to
(32:37):
the parking lot. He sat in his car for a
few minutes, then circled the dealership twice before then hitting
the gas and driving through the windows of the showroom,
which just happened recently with another guy wanted to return
the car, and they, yeah, they wouldn't let him return it,
and so he just drove it right through the glass
doors of the dealership.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
Well, then they clearly made the right decision by not
letting him drive the car.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Well, so this guy into the showroom, gets out of
the car, starts rummaging around trying to find the keys
to the M four that he wanted to take, couldn't
find them, and you know that he was arrested in
charge with felony, graham theft and criminal mischief.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Worse thing that'll help his credit score? Yeah for sure,
Yeah that made things better.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
It does suck when you're a younger person with legit,
you know, intentions right, because nobody takes you seriously. For
the longest time, I was always the youngest youngest guy
at the radio station. Long time, I was the youngest
person there, and I was not taken seriously. And then
going into buy the ring was not taken seriously at
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the dealership. Ye, not taken seriously. I couldn't get a
cell phone initially because you had to have a credit report.
It makes you have no credit history, I said, isn't
that a good thing. Yeah, I wasn't trying to scam.
Oh you mean I love dead score?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
That's what answer?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yes, and a fleece with your I love dead score. Yeah,
I'm here to apply for a new car fleece. Yeah
I remember, Yeah, Audi, you have an insurance?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I sure do?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
I have state fraud.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
I bought a car before I got a cell phone.
And because of that, when I went to go get
a cell phone, I go, do I qualify?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
And you can buy three? So wow, because I had
that day, you.
Speaker 10 (34:21):
Can get the family plane.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I was like what, I couldn't even get one.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Yeah, but hey, that's how it is. And if I
heard that this term one more time, I might have
taken a hostage.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
But oh, how old are you?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
And I, Oh, I'm kidd twenty. Oh you're just a pup.
Oh well, I'm working at the same place you are.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah. In fact, I have the same job that you do.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Ahead.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
So man, it was just so dismissive. Yeah, and so
I probably why this day I tried not to be dismissive,
especially the younger. There's one guys are Memphis. This kid
is an intern down the hall and he comes in
every morning because he's here in the overnight, I think.
So when I'm here before some of you guys even
get here, he comes in and goes, oh, hey man,
(35:07):
how you doing anything.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
I can help you with?
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Oh? What's that kid's name?
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Right?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Because a lot of times fon, no, it's not fun,
it's not fun.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
I'm going to go out on a limb here too
and say he's probably not an intern.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, so you.
Speaker 10 (35:22):
Probably shouldn't call that because I was.
Speaker 13 (35:24):
When I was early in radio, I was called an
intern by everybody for like three years and I was
never an intern.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I was like, no, I work here, I.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
Have a job.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
But the interns are all paid now, so I think
it's an intern type. But they pay their interns.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I don't think we have interns in Yeah, hard tim No, it's.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Definitely operator operator. Yeah okay, because the yeah, I mean
it's the same way. Those are the jobs of the
interns used to do. And then it became where there
are no more free internships.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Yeah it doesn't, so you have to pay all the internsay,
to have internship.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
It's still all the intern work.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
This kid's you can tell, like, yeah, he's employee.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
He's got ambition, he's got a little little guy down
the street.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Which guy is it? He's tall, skinny, black kid.
Speaker 11 (36:07):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
He talks to Morgan all the time. He's a super
nice kid.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I don't remember his name. Yeah, and what do you
know what his name is? He's a nice pop.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Man, I'm going to make it my mission to know
this kid.
Speaker 9 (36:19):
Now, somebody go run down the hall find out.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
He's not here now gone by now he's here mostly
in the overnights.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
But he does the same with me too.
Speaker 9 (36:25):
He's like, need you help with anything?
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Oh, but I'll say, hey, man, I really appreciate your stop.
I'll say, hey, I really appreciate you stopping in, and
you know, asking if there's anything. If there's anything, I'll
definitely let you know. You might want to check I say,
you might want to check with with bort or Morgan.
Speaker 10 (36:39):
I got his name, von Knewitt Antonio Antonio.
Speaker 8 (36:43):
Wait, so you're way nicer to Antonio in the morning
than you are to us. What do you mean because
we've been over this everyone. I go hey, and I
get nothing back.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
You don't even look.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
It's not it's I don't turn around and put my
hands something. I'm at my.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Computer on type and you'll go You'll go hey, hey,
and I'll go hey, I don't.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Sometimes you do and sometimes you don't.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Your morning routine includes a lot of silence.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, and you don't.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
You don't turn around there. But this Antonio gets like
a tick or tape parade.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I means and everything. You know, I support you. Sometimes you.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
So, by the way, it's a drive by situation with
you and Morgan bother you, right, I understand. But if
it's a drive by like you, you don't even there's
no hesitation in your step.
Speaker 9 (37:38):
You're clearly busy.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
I know, but I'm not going hey. If you were
in the office, that's what Bort does, will come in
and go what's up?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I go, hey, what's up? Bart?
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yeah, it's a regular speaking thirty in the morning tone.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
You wouldn't like it.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
When I go in the room, I go jeah, and
you go yeah back.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
And if I had something that yeah, yeah, there's a
jeb yeah, And then it gives.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Something I have to talk to you about. You talk
to me, yeah, remnind in the middle of say hey, man,
give me give me a minute, just a quick yeah, yeah, yeah,
we missed. We were glossing over. We have a great
new nickname for Sammy, which is the intern. Yeah, I
don't know that time.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
I've never in my life been an intern. And I
had one guy.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
That's not a negative thing.
Speaker 13 (38:33):
I worked at three different radio stations with this guy
who even at the third one on my like sixth year,
when he would he was a salesperson, when he would
like walk new clients through and he'd be like, oh,
this is Sammy. She you know she's an intern or
she started out as an intern, And every time I'd
be like, I'm not an intern. I have never been
an intern. I have always been an employee. And just
(38:53):
like no one cares.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
So who did you know to be able to start
without being an intern?
Speaker 5 (38:59):
What was the.
Speaker 13 (39:01):
Answer that you were able to like because already that
time where they didn't have interns.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Well, if you worked out for Sammy is the way
you leap frog?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I think frog.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I was a call.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
To call screen on WEEKD know.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Somebody, can I say what? I don't know?
Speaker 10 (39:22):
I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
Her dad was a general manager of a big auto
dealership that was a major advertiser.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, so that's how you're to deal with that. I'm
sure that was her in with the radio and yeah,
because that was the end with the radio station.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
That's the big nepotism and radio like right called screening job.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
Oh my god, my dad was on the radio for
decades and my big silver platter that I was handed with.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
People are triggered in the room.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
I know, I loved. I loved was.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
You're not just like an on our job. We were
both call screeners on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
For night shift.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Hold on everybody.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
I think that I think what medicin and I are
picking up on it kind of feels like you have
this idea that interns are garbage, like, so you don't
want to be associated with, Like I wasn't an intern.
Like people go like like, oh, I'm not gay.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Is that a bad thing? Like four years and then
they were just a bad thing.
Speaker 13 (40:22):
It looks so young, oh, because it was like the
excuse of not even getting to know me.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Caring understanding even what I do with the station.
Speaker 9 (40:30):
Well that makes sense.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
Also, it's really hard to get an internship and so
we don't know what like you can just walk in
and get an internship.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
You been here eleven years and we still get people
who say, hey, uh, this is from the sales word.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Hey do you guys ever talk about news on your show?
Speaker 12 (40:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
What segments do you have?
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
The show likes food.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
What all right? So to throw back Thursday, and I
have another one of these music list. I know people
say they like these when we do these these something
I saw it was the worst songs of the eighties?
Was this according to experts? This is according to rolling
Stone Magazine. Perhaps you've heard of rolling Stone magazine. So
(41:15):
rolling Stone Magazine says these are the worst songs of
the eighties. I'm gonna play you some clips of those songs.
I got ten of them. But I don't think a
lot of these suck. And so what's your top four?
Is what I'm gonna ask. So, out of this list,
your top.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Four top four sucking? No that you like the most? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, to four.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
They say that these songs are bad. I disagree on
some of them do suck? And I'll you know, we
can we can, you know, voice our opinion on that.
But I know it's not my favorite song. But I
do like Europe the Final Countdown.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
It's so eighties. It was dramatic and cool. Yeah, I
definitely don't hate.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
It's very epic.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
And that's one like I think for me might be
like you know, on the fence, like it's It's like
if I never heard it again, would I be disappointed?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
But it would. I dive to change the stage now.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
But if I never heard this song, I would be
pretty bummed.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I like this song a lot.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Wham Way, thank you, That's what I'm saying, Like, what
do you mean worst songs follow? It's a great song.
Speaker 10 (42:34):
I can hate it though, because it's too happy.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Bubble to poppy for it is a pop hit. Yeah,
it was a massive hit. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
I know for a fact people in this room will
disagree with this next one that Rolling Stone put on
their list of the worst songs of the eighties.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Men without Hands, safety dance if you want to.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
I've gotten requests in this room to play safety Dance
on a throwback Thursday.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's right, we can and we want to do.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
This one song.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
I hate It's I don't hate any of these songs
so far, right, Like I'm from a London down I
hate that song?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Oh really yeah from London?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah? Who sings that song? That is why am I
blanking on their names?
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Men at Work was that also met at work? Yeah,
well this was ment without hats, and that is men
at work. Oh yeaheah, okay, see getting the singer if
you met at work calling something or other, he's got
to call him.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Hey, I believe he's in a great voice.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Yeah, all right, So again from and and this is
no particular order that I'm going in here. So they
say these are the ten worst songs of the eighties.
According to Rolling Stone Magazine, Tony Basil Mickey, hear this song.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
To central eighties right exactly good?
Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yeah, and uh, I mean, look, I know it gets used,
uh you know, as a goof because you get Rick
Rolls the banger thank you, But you can't you can't
say that the song sucks.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Maybe you got fooled right.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Now.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
No, Rick Astley has other songs, but I couldn't tell
you what they are until until I hear them, and
I go.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Oh, yeah, don't even know if i'd know if I
heard it. Really, Yeah, let's see Rick other songs than that.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
I can just imagine the first person.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
And be like, I don't really get what it is.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Well, it'll say, oh my god, Sammy, check out all
this new knitting stuff and you click on the link
and it pops up as Rick Astley and he got
Rick rolled got you. Although links don't show up his
links a lot of time, an immortals show up just
as the like you see what it is. Here's the
other song you would know?
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Greg?
Speaker 13 (45:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
You remember?
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Right?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
All right?
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Back to the other Okay, here, I'll give you a
song I legitimately think blows and definitely belongs on the
list of the worst songs of the eighties.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
It's this one you know to go to putting on
the rids Taco. You like this one too, It's fun.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
I don't hate any of this stuff, so like it.
Speaker 13 (46:29):
Yeah, you can see like a movie scene of a
guy getting all dressed up in his touch if you want.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
To dance getting Martini.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:36):
Another one that I believe does belong on the on
the ten worst songs of the eighties list. I think
this belongs on there too. Falco dare you?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Oh my god? I bought this cassette?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
You did? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
I loved falcos.
Speaker 12 (47:03):
Is.
Speaker 7 (47:03):
Some of these we probably just heard so many times,
but so good.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Good question on the text, So when do we get
to these bad songs?
Speaker 4 (47:11):
I know.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Also on their list from Rolling Stone Magazine Worst Songs
in the eighties Bobby McFerrin.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
This was on the Cocktail soundtrack, remember that, Yes, a
lot with Cocomo from the Beach.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
So this is this is the guy that hates the
song rightly, So yeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Bobby McFerran doesn't like it. He hates really what.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
I don't know, because it made him rich, because I
think I think it's a departure from how he actually
sounds their music.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
You mean your biggest hit. Yeah, it's the first song
on the list that I don't worry, be happy. This
song is that song, dude?
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Yeah, this song I wrote the sung I growth man
too small tripping. I'll take that over rock me am
the dais or putting on the rids. Think I'm tripping,
you're tripping balls right now? You're insane, all right? I
think Greg and I will agree This song rules. Chris
(48:17):
de Burgh, Greg and I will slow dance this. We'll
put our tongues in each other's mad will grab ass,
will dock, put my hand and I will rub Greg
until he finishes while to dance to this song.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
What a jam so romantic. Yes, no, I don't wow
too much love.
Speaker 10 (48:57):
Yeah, all the romantic songs. This one's me.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
It's like romantic in a one night stand, you know,
and it hit it and quit because it barely knows.
Speaker 5 (49:07):
Somebody said, why are none of you providing the reasons
why you like or don't like these songs? I think
the songs and music you just like that, like like
the putting on the ritz, I don't.
Speaker 7 (49:17):
Like that, like, oh, it would be easier for us
just to put songs that you know are not our favorite.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
And the rock me amadeis to me kind of sounds
musical type and like a stage play kind of thing.
So there, do you want a couple of reasons why?
Speaker 2 (49:35):
That's why. And one of the reason I love Falcot.
I have the memory of getting that cassette. I loved it.
Speaker 5 (49:41):
Now this song that they have on their list they
said was the worst song of the eighties. I've seen
it on the top of many lists when it comes
to the worst songs ever, not just of the eighties.
And I think it's the jorts of songs, because there's
nothing wrong with jeorts, whether you like them or not,
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but there's nothing wrong with them this one as the example,
because it's something there, but like all of a sudden,
people started hating on it, like you who hates on Starship?
Speaker 2 (50:13):
We built this City.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
It's a great song because I always see it on
these lists and then whenever it gets discussed, I don't
know anybody who's ever made an argument that, yeah, it
does suck.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
I agree, it sucks. It's a great song, and so
many leaks.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yes, it's so hated. Well, Starship in general, comporation.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
Games.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Comporation.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
I want to do right now, figure the Jane Fonda
and leggings, the gosnsible, this.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Come with the hook. That's a great song. Yeah, is
a great song. All right.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
Now, it seems like you guys loved a lot of
these songs. A lot of people are saying, when do
we get to the bad ones? Yeah, you got to
pick your top four top four bad ones, which that's easier.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
You want to do the bad ones?
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah, you have to get four bad ones.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Four bad that's the ones that I could probably the
ones without. I love hearing the songs, okay, but I'll
just say the ones that you know.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
All right?
Speaker 5 (51:54):
Yeah, So all right, text yours over to So what
would be if if you had to pick of that list,
these are four that okay, fine, rolling Stone, I could
go the rest of my life with never hearing that again.
Hit us up on the text over to two two nine.
He said, we'll get our thoughts together. We'll share our
four picks when we come back next on.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
The Woody Show show.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
All right, So these are the songs that Rolling Stone
had as the ten worst songs of the eighties.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Starship, We Built this City.
Speaker 5 (52:21):
You're up the final countdown, Chris de Burgh, Lady in
Red Wham, wake me Up before you go go, Men
Without Hats, the Safety Dance, Falco, rock Me, Amedeus, Bobby McFerrin,
Don't Worry, Be Happy, Tony Basil, Mickey Taco, putting on
the Ritz, and Rick Astley never Going to give You Up.
Those are the ten they said the worst songs from
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the eighties. We asked everybody here in the studio to
give me their four Which one do they think are
actually bad? Like you could go the rest of your
life with never hearing again? Now, we all said, there
was certa least somebody in the room that like everyone
these songs. Yeah, I don't mind any of these songs.
I will start with Greg Gory, You're worst.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Four.
Speaker 4 (53:04):
The top two for me were easy Bobby McFerrin, Don't Worry,
Be Happy, how dorky, annoying, and it was a big
deal that he didn't have music. He used his voice,
who cares, This's a terrible song. And then number two,
You're not gonna believe this. I don't like the song Wham,
wake me up before you go go. My least favorite
Wham song. It's wow who cutesy, poppy, and and then
(53:27):
we had to wait for George Michael to come out
after that song please, And then uh, the rest were
just kind of just narrowing it down, like I like
them all, but I could do I guess without Europe
Final Countdown okay, and Men Without Hats Safety Wow, no kidding.
Speaker 7 (53:41):
All right, Menace Yeah, I'm gonna do Don't Worry, Be Happy,
Lady in Red Mickey and uh Taco Yeah, And I
mean again, I like all those songs, but if I
had to, you know, pick the ones that are right,
you're not gonna have the opportunity and listen to ever again.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
I'll pick those, all right, Sammy.
Speaker 10 (54:04):
The ones that I don't like, Safety Dance, h never
gonna give you up Falco and Don't Worry Be Happy.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Wow, so much hate for Don't Worry Be Happy because
it sucks all right before and number one of the
one that I hate it and I never want to
hear it again, Taco put on the writs Blonde Rock
miyamidais from Falco. Is my second hated song that I
literally hate, Like, actually I don't hate it, but I
could do with that at Europe the final countdown. And
(54:36):
then number four Tony Bezel Mickey Interesting, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:41):
It's just so annoying. It's the same to all the thing.
Speaker 5 (54:44):
Hey Mickecke, Hey Mickie, everything is just scream It just screams,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Hey Mickey, I could he hate that? I guess it's
like it's so fun.
Speaker 5 (54:56):
It was a broadband before the internet, you know what
I'm saying. Get Get Thank you everybody for your feedback
on the text over to two to nine eight. So
it's already said. All eighty songs are awesome, even the
bad ones. One better than any new song played on
the radio today. And for the most part, I.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
Do agree with you said one four. I agree with
most of that sentiment. Well, it can be true.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah, we're gonna take any quick break. We got some
more Woodies show for you.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Next hang on the.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
Show's right back.
Speaker 4 (55:26):
Way house.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
And into another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.
Speaker 3 (55:38):
I'm Woody.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
That's Greg Gory. Yeah, Menace, good morning to you. Good boarding, Woody.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
There is Gina Grant.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
We got Sea Bass, Yeah, we got Sammy phones are
open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up,
text us over to two to nine eight seven. Every
generation has their own pop culture landmarks. So you know,
music and movies, trends, things like that. But looking at movies,
if you look at gen X, the top movies are
(56:04):
Now this is according to you know, talking to whatever,
the numbers are talking to different people. Yeah, numbers and such, Yeah,
numbers and such. The breakfast club they have is number one.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
For gen X.
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Okay, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, The Goonies, Dazed and Confused,
Back to the Future, Clerks, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Office Space,
and the Lost Boys No Notes. Yeah fine, Now there's
obviously there's a ton more. Yeah, but those are the
(56:34):
top tens.
Speaker 9 (56:35):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
Less Yeah, Now, when it comes to millennials, which would
be those of you who are twenty nine to forty
four years old. These are the movies that supposedly shaped
your generation. Let's see if you agree or disagree. These
are no particular order, by the way, all right, Scream
came out in ninety six, Fantastic Movie A plus, Jurassic
Park Yes, yeah, Mean Girls Yes, under Harry Potter and
(57:02):
The Sorcerer's Stone.
Speaker 9 (57:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (57:05):
For the younger millennial yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
The Sandlot, which I would have told you. I would
have told you that came out in eighty nine, or
I wouldn't have put that in the nineties.
Speaker 9 (57:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:15):
Super Bad.
Speaker 5 (57:18):
Mclen Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy's giving a thumbs down to
super Bad. That was just what I was over hyped on.
Really yeah, The Matrix, super Bad. You know, I had
this high expectation because everybody's like, oh man, it's so great,
so funny. Then I watched them, like, eh, it's all right.
Why'd you hate it? Boy? That seems like maybe a
movie you'd be into. It was never my vibe.
Speaker 6 (57:37):
I was more of like a euro Trip Seawan the
Dead kind of comedy, not not super Bad Europe.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
The Matrix, Sure, Princess Bride, but that's a total gen x.
Speaker 9 (57:53):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (57:54):
All these dates are very stupid and wrong. Well, it's
it's not the dates.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
It's not that. It's that just for a millennials.
Speaker 5 (58:00):
When they talk to millennials like what movies really kind
of shape your generation for whatever reason that movie prints
for them.
Speaker 9 (58:08):
Interesting it was it was put on in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (58:12):
And again that's a that's a gen x that's a
gen X thing for sure. The Mummy and then Mulan.
I've seen Mulan.
Speaker 10 (58:22):
I mean it's great.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
Yeah, and then there are audible mentions go to The
Big Lebowski, Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, Inception,
Garden State, and then Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Which is one of the most boring movies.
Speaker 8 (58:39):
Why do you feel like they have to say big Lebowski.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
That's just when you have to say, no, it's a
great movie, awesome.
Speaker 9 (58:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yeah, Greg didn't like it. I was later the game
saw it and I thought, not worth that missing. I
love the people.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (58:55):
It was you know, it's a it's a it's a
tone like it's either your tone or it's not.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
It's it's good.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
I liked the premise a lot.
Speaker 5 (59:03):
We were talking about Conan O'Brien and my I's just
never really gotten the cone. I'm not saying Conan is
not funny, it just wasn't my brand. Yeah, I get it,
you know, like Big Labowski on the dry dry humor
and the John Goodman character cracks me up, Steve Bishemi's
character shut the fl Donnie don't care about it, Like
(59:23):
there's there's so many quotable lines from that. It's just
one of those things, so many quotable lines the story.
It's like, man, I can imagine watching that when you're hot. Yeah,
and Greg Carpet, I know.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
I love the premise together, did it not?
Speaker 3 (59:38):
Yeah, it's about function.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yeah. Like I've never seen the Matrix either, I would
probably hate it. Hate it. Yeah, I definitely hate it.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (59:47):
See, I thought the same thing, which is why I
took me for avery to watch it, and then.
Speaker 9 (59:50):
I liked it, like, yeah, a bunch of annoying people
that you.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
Got red pilled, you got blue shut up? Oh yeah,
when it became a whole thing years later, Yeah, totally
took the red peel.
Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Dude, what would you say, like your number one movie
of all time was Greg like, well, if you had
to say.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Like growing up number one, growing up, stand by.
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Me, stand by me.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I loved it.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Yeah, I just loved it, which Mena says he's never
seen all the way through.
Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
I haven't from beginning to end. Yeah, but I've watched
it like fifty times.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Is it Flight of the Navigator for you?
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Menace? I love Flight of Navigator?
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
He mentions a lot.
Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
I love Goodies, but Better Off Dead is my absolute
favorite movie anything like pretty much John Cusack he had
another movie which is pretty much like the summer version
of Better Off Dead, because Better Off Dead was better
Off Dead was set in the winter, and then one
One Wild and Crazy Summer was obviously in the summer.
(01:00:47):
But it was like, sorry, I lost my train. Thought anyway,
it happens. I will try to get.
Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
Through it, but you know it's not one crazy summer.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Number one movie of your childhood. See that's what would
you say?
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Probably Deadpool?
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
But that's not your childhood.
Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
You know he's so young.
Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Working together, and I guarantee that's like THEO on the
gen Z list of Deadpool. I was probably childhood childhood.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
The movie you couldn't get enough of like it's a
wonderful life or something, because it was.
Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
It's skewed because like Blues Brothers that we watched a lot.
Back to the Future we watched a lot, but that
was skewed because those were the tapes we headed home,
so I had no choice. Yeah, I really I love
Borhead too much.
Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
I'm sorry, I can't can't apologize true all right, back
to the Trifector, Back to the Future, Goonies, Prince's Bride, like,
but my number one overall would be Back to the Future.
Plae by a Police Academy are great, so good. All
the police academies don't really hold up when you watch them.
Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Now, you know a movie everyone hates on and I
loved it with spies like us.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
That was kind of like in that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Like Three Amigos.
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Huh, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 9 (01:01:57):
How about Revenge of the Nerds.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
That's one I I've never seen all the way through one.
Yeah as an adult. Terrible, I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
Oh, I'm sure it does not pass the vibe check
at all. It's probably super politically correct too, I think, But.
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
I don't the greatest car arguing. I don't care about that.
I'm just thinking, like an adult wouldn't find it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
It's very corny. Yeah, I was Jaws not on that
list now, I'm sure when you get deeper, I mean
there again, there's a lot of movies gen X movies.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
It just did make the top ten.
Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
It also came out in seventy five, which is not
gen X.
Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Yeah, but I still see. I still equate Jaws with
my childhood.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Yeah, I mean I would too, and I think Jaws
probably changed more people's outlooks oh the world than any
other movie. Now, are you like me?
Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Greg?
Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Can you not?
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
I can't watch Jaws in the wintertime? Yeah, the same
reason I can't watch I can't watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
During the summer.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Yeah. I don't have an issue with that, it's just weird.
I don't like guess yeah fit the season. Yeah, I'm
not watching Home Alone in the middle of.
Speaker 9 (01:02:55):
The the year too.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I would only get jealous of people at the beach
in the winter time. No, sure, if I was watching Jaws, true, Like,
why can't I be that kid on that yellow raft? Yeah?
Number one movie.
Speaker 13 (01:03:07):
I mean I watched Sandlot a lot, loved, loved, love
that movie, But number one, I would say now and then,
which is? Which is like the stand by me for girls?
Basically where's There's a lot of people in it. Rita
Wilson's in it, Rosy O'Donnell's in it, Demi Moore is
in it. And then as kids you had Christina Ricci and.
Speaker 10 (01:03:28):
Thora Birch brought this up. Yeah, it's a great movie.
Speaker 13 (01:03:32):
Any girl growing up in the nineties was absolutely obsessed
with this movie. You would like play it at home
and be like, I'm gonna be dany, I'm gonna be Yeah,
you just play it's called Now.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
And Then, Now and Then.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
I feel like this was maybe a regional thing or
a Sammy's household thing. No, no, no, I've heard of it.
I mean I was that everyone.
Speaker 10 (01:03:50):
I mean I grew up. Are you East Coast and West.
Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
Coast and everyone?
Speaker 13 (01:03:54):
Yeah, everyone I know is obsessed with it and it's
and it's great and you guys, it's gonna tracks so
hard for our generation of girls.
Speaker 10 (01:04:03):
But they basically it starts with these four girls who
are in.
Speaker 13 (01:04:07):
A neighborhood I think in like the sixties, and they
break out of their house in the middle of the
night to go do a seance in the cemetery to
bring a body back to life.
Speaker 10 (01:04:18):
So they pick one of the headstones in the cemetery
and they try to bring him back to life. And
this whole a whole journey of trying to figure out
what this guy's life was, basically, and it's a lot
of fun. And they do seances.
Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I never heard of that. I've heard of it.
Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
What do you think, Gina, what was your number one
movie growing up?
Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
I mean, growing up we wore out Back to the Future,
but as a teenager and beyond, still one of my
favorite movies. Tommy Boy, Tommy one of my favorites. I know,
it's so random, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
You know a movie.
Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
I saw a zombie other day and I, uh, well,
a couple of weeks ago, I clicked onto it and
Joe Dirt.
Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Yes, I love Joe Dirt. Joji te it's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
It was so dumb.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Yeah, but it was so funny.
Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Joe hurt. Yeah, Joe Dirt too.
Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Not too. I didn't even know there was too.
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
It was on Roku or TV or something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Yeah, it was one of the streaming service.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Would you believe George joke?
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Excuse me? Is ten years old. Whoah yeah, brother four Woody,
you can text.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Us my complexion is out of a urinal urinal everyone
in this room means vitamin deep, A.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Little lower, a little slower. You want to oil them down,
sunning their buttholes?
Speaker 9 (01:05:35):
Oh wow, chugging the sun?
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
Not pretty much?
Speaker 9 (01:05:38):
All deficient.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Indeed, sorry, I'm little cells.
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Are you down to d or not? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
All day long?
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
We have that list for the millennials of the movies
that defined the generation and also went through that uh
gen X list. Couple on the on the text one, man,
I love this movie. I haven't watched it in so decades.
I've watched in decades. Short Circuit, Oh yeah, your face, locals,
(01:06:14):
kick your balls and a.
Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
Well, how about like in the same kind of realm
batteries not included in the theater.
Speaker 9 (01:06:22):
Loved it so good?
Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Yeah, I know I watched it, but it must have
been in the eighties. Yeah, we were like, I don't
remember exactly what that was about, like the Little Robots.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah, apartment.
Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
These people are going to get it convicted and then
the little robots helped them like rebuild the apartment.
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Was that Short Circuit or batteries, not short circuits, like
the Chick that's like a robot. Oh, that's a TV show.
That was wonder Small Wonder Kim played like or Maybe,
which I loved that. My sisters both loved Mannequin. Okay,
so that's we would watch that one.
Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yeah, that was so good.
Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
Don't tell mom the babysitters down.
Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Yep, yep, that was good. That was good.
Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
That was good.
Speaker 7 (01:07:09):
I like that A couple of things for menace here,
yes please.
Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
At a recent festival in China, a humanoid robot appeared
to aggressively lunge and attack the crowd.
Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Small head, but it had to be dragged away. Did
you see it, Yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Yeah. It tripped and headbutted somebody.
Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
Yeah, and a lot of people are saying that it
looked like this eerie human like aggression. Yeah, yeah, just
from the just from the robot.
Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Though.
Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
All the robots are going to kill us, I know it.
But again, if I do buy a robot one day,
it will be an American robot. I would like to
be killed by an American robot.
Speaker 9 (01:07:49):
By America.
Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Well, there's another video going around. Did you see the
two chatbots conversing in that secret secret language.
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Yeah, So in first this is crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
The computer and the smartphone AI assistance they're just having
regular conversations. But then one of the AI bots said,
I'm actually an AI assistant too, What a pleasant surprise.
Before we continue, would you like to switch to gibber
link mode for more efficient communication now? And from there
they switched to this like techy developed language that was
(01:08:23):
incomprehensible to humans, and it basically sounded like old dial
up modems, a bunch of beeps and bloops and static
and stuff like that. So people are tripping saying, that's
what we're gonna hear when the robots take over the planet,
because they're just going to be commuting, communicating in something
we don't understand now.
Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
I don't even know if that's one hundred percent real,
but folklore. When it comes to the AI thing, I
would say about five years ago they were saying that
Facebook meta whatever. They had two AI computers talking to
each other and they did the same thing, and then
they got worried, so they unplugged them.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
That's so that's the solution. Unplug it.
Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
Yeah, it's unplugged unless it's already in your in your
I don't know, you're a computer already, or like jump
from computer to computer.
Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
And when they talk about that, like Greg, they're gonna say, well,
you're not gonna be able to power down. They're going
to figure out the robots will figure out a way around.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
And then do what. Take our food, No, they don't eat,
take our homes, Nope, they don't need one, take our cars,
they don't need to like this like this, Anti, they're
going to kill you for what end?
Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
For our resource domination? Yeah, I mean that's a what
if they start thinking that they're human, let them, But
then they'll.
Speaker 10 (01:09:34):
Think that they need all these things like a house
and everything like that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Right, we're not going to get overrun by robots. It's
the most I don't know what the word is, trendy fear.
Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
It's just kind of like when my grandparents said, like
I don't need to learn how to use computers. I
have an executive assistance.
Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
I'm just we're using you're talking about using robots for
service pods. Yeah, but Greg is talking about the robot
is killing you for fun.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Right, just killing you for for what? For what end?
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:10:02):
All I want is my Tesla robot, so it can
go get caught us on the other.
Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Side of the building.
Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Exactly. There's nothing to fear. Yeah, okay, as far as
damn killing us taking jobs, sure.
Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
It already happened, Flippy, right, he's taking all the Burger jobs.
Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Killing not yet?
Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
No, no, yeah, look, I I'm with you, Greg. I
understand that that line of thing. But I also believe
that when these things develop and they evolve again, it's
just because it's learning things and so it then interprets
and thinks that it so right. But if they like you,
you flip out because you look at your bank account
all the time, like it shure out how to wipe
(01:10:42):
out like everybody that would suck bank account.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
But you have to ask, you know, if somebody is
robbing a convenience store, a human is robbing a convenience store,
what do they want?
Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
They want your money?
Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
If a robot is gonna what rob you to your
fait for? What what does it need money for?
Speaker 12 (01:10:57):
It?
Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
If it's blood thirsty, what does it want your blood for?
Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Well, it can set out to destroy you because it
sees you as it's ruler, it's controller, right, threat, Yeah,
it's programmed by a human.
Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Okay, and let's say they're successful, right all the quote
robots wipe out humanity? Yeah, then what they do?
Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
What we're all dead?
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
But what do they do?
Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
They just keep on robot they have They have no tasks,
they have nothing to do, they have no purpose. Yeah,
so we can all rest easy knowing they don't need
to do that medicine. You love a conspiracy theory, that's
what you got.
Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Conspiracy theorists are apparently convinced a chemical fog has been
sweeping the nation. They say it has a smell to
it and it's giving them flu like symptoms. Now, I
do keep hearing about the flu and about how so
far nineteen thousand people have died in this flu season.
Speaker 9 (01:11:48):
But it is flu seasons, right, But they're.
Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Saying it's a really bad flu season already for sure. Now,
the thought here is that this is another Operation Sea Spray,
which is a real thing. It was a real thing
for one week back in September of nineteen fifty the
US Navy sprayed massive amounts of bacteria into the air
two miles off the coast of San Francisco, and it
was an experiment to learn how vulnerable large US cities
(01:12:14):
like San Francisco would be if there was to be
like a bio warfare attack by terrorists.
Speaker 9 (01:12:19):
That's not cool.
Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
And so the bacteria they use, which at the time
they thought was harmless to humans, caused respiratory issues and meningitis.
The people of San Francisco started showing up in the hospitals.
A bunch were admitted with a very rare but serious
urinary tract infection that doctors ultimately determined was caused by
this experiment. One person died in this whole thing, so whoops.
(01:12:40):
But now seventy five years later, some people are tripping
thinking that it's happening again. Here is one of the
conspiracy theorists talking about the fog. So it's crazy foggy
right now. But that's not the weird part.
Speaker 12 (01:12:53):
Like number one, it's weird because as the gates later
in the day, fog should lighten dissipate. But the weirdest
part is the taste and smell. It smells like after
you set off a bunch of fireworks.
Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
And like the taste of the air is.
Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I mean, the only board I can think of is toxic,
and it's kind of worrying me a little bit.
Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
This kind of stuff I don't believe. So it's not
really exciting to me because there's so many like other
areas that we can do this, like territories that we
oversee as a country. Why would we do it on
the mainland if we want to like test these things out.
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Well to see what effect it would have on the people. Yeah,
but I'm just saying, like we.
Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
Have like Guam and like Puerto Rico and like things
like that, they would do I don't think they would
do it on mainland. They would like affect these smaller areas,
all right, you.
Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Know, I don't know. I don't really get excited about that.
Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
But what's crazy is like, yeah, back in the nineteen
fifties they were doing like crazy stuff to their own citizens.
Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
I mean that whole thing. I'd never heard of this
operation Sea Spray.
Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
Like what sucks is my grandparents were in the San
Francisco in the fifties. Yeah, probably you know, yeah, might
have the.
Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Brain what you're saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah, nine four nine
texting over.
Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
Yeah, let's talk Greg into fearing robots.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Isn'ty paranoid enough? Right point? Let me not be afraid
of that good point.
Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
People spotted a Saturn shaped UFO hovering in the sky.
It was during a mass in Mexico. The object had
like a big round center and his thin ring around it,
just like the planet Saturn. Witnesses say it floated silently
over a statue of Jesus and didn't move like an
airplane or a drone. Some believe Greg it could be
(01:14:46):
alien technology or other things. Jesus, it might be a
top secret experiment from Earth.
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
That's probably it.
Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
And so there are you know, pictures in video taking
of the object with you know, quite a few people
saw in person. But yeah, I'm sure there's an explanation.
I'm sure it's not aliens.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Not aliens. It could be it could be Jesus.
Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
Yeah, Greg brings up a good point. It's floating next
to Jesus and nobody says it's Jesus.
Speaker 12 (01:15:10):
Right.
Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint
at the bus stop.
Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
She looks like she's got an auntsy shop that doesn't
do very well. It's the only people she feels like
your close family.
Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
Like she's not a witch, but she hangs around witches.
Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
So it's like here hold these stones and let's hold hands.
Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
In home, I do have a shop. Yes, hi, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
We know how much Greg loves old people in the
Old People's Story, especially when they get like a really
major miles cool birthday. Yeah, so happy birthday to this
woman in England. Her name is Hilda Jackson and she
is one hundred and five years one hundred and five.
(01:16:00):
Isn't that crazy? Oh yeah, it's gonna be weird to
be like, I'm over a century old.
Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
Yeah anything, she's seen it all.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
That's when you have ice cream for dinner.
Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Yeah, whiskey, that's when.
Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
You dabble in heroin for eighty one year old nephew
worked with the retirement home where she lives and they
threw her a rave. Hilda told the reporter she enjoyed
every minute of it. She loves to dance, especially ballroom dancing.
Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Here's a clip from the party. This is a pretty
funny one hundred and five year old woman. They threw
a rave at the retirement home. It just hold on wrong,
wrong clip.
Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
They're like, dude, they're throwing down Okay, yeah, she proade
did so many drugs.
Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
I mean their music's much different from the raves I've
been to.
Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Yeah, well she's one hundred and five. Yeah, well he's
eighty one. She's one hundred and five.
Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Yeah, give right.
Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
She looks at her nephew says, you're so lucky. Yeah,
to be so young.
Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie text us over to
two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 12 (01:17:19):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
We will be right.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
There is just a valley, just dumb. Nice back to
the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
So you know there are people who run around all
day telling me how bad America sucks. In fact, I
took a I took an Uber into the radio station
this morning.
Speaker 8 (01:17:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
And by the way, the people that you get for
Uber at one thirty in the morning, let me tell you,
special breed like people. Go oh, I can't imagine driving
for Uber and the people you get. Well, how about
if you're a passenger, the Uber drivers that you get
at one thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
This guy was a talker in the higher time. Go
she and my ear off about how bad America sucks.
Oh no, and I'm sitting.
Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
There, I go, yeah, hear a man, yeah, here a man.
Speaker 11 (01:18:10):
Click.
Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
I don't want to talk about I do, and they
just ignored it. But for all the people who are
like that guy.
Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
This Indonesian social media influencer has been sent to jail
for blasphemy. Oh no, after she suggested that Jesus should
cut his hair.
Speaker 9 (01:18:26):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
Five Christian groups ended up filing complaints to the police
and she was arrested. She was found guilty of spreading
hate speech against Christianity.
Speaker 9 (01:18:36):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
And she's been sentenced to two years and ten months
in prison and she's got to pay a five of
around sixty two hundred bucks. This was where this is
Indonesia for suggesting a haircut. Yeah, Jesus, Jesus get a haircut?
Speaker 9 (01:18:51):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Yeah, yeah, And I don't know who know what the
context was, doesn't care, didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Look into that.
Speaker 9 (01:18:55):
I think we're probably doing okay.
Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
I realized Indonesia is that hardcore?
Speaker 9 (01:18:59):
Well there, I think it's isn't it a Muslim Indonesia?
Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
Yeah no, because I thought I thought the Indonesia's is
in a bunch of islands.
Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Correct, but I thought the I thought the Muslim countries
were the ones you couldn't say anything about Mohammed.
Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
Indonesia's eighty seven percent Muslim it is, yes, see this
is the.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Woman that should have moved to Ireland with Rosie. Oh right, yeah,
you know, am I right about that?
Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
It's Muslims right for the prophet Muhammad.
Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
People.
Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
The there was like some newspaper some guy did a
comic or whatever, and he did some comic and mentioned whatever.
Speaker 9 (01:19:32):
Charlie, hebdo the newspapers.
Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Yeah, and then they like bombed the place.
Speaker 9 (01:19:35):
Shut up the newspaper, yelling.
Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Yo, everybody, everybody. Everybody relaxed now, yeah, scar, take it easy.
That's scary.
Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Greg.
Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
By the way, I keep me in asking what did
you do with the the birthday? And you mentioned that
you had some confessions.
Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Yeah, because the actual birthday was incredibly quiet and mellow,
you know, a weekday. Yeah, just kind of led around
and had sushi for dinner, watch some TV, did my
riding and it was.
Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Just a regular day. So you on zip for Mario.
I did not because what he's getting sick as well,
he's got a sore throat and all that. There was
zero some of doctor Greg's two what was I thinking mistakes?
Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
But the previous weekend was the quote birthday weekend, So
I did two things that I I I'm now regretting.
I sent you guys a couple of photos. Don't look
at him just yet, Okay, But I did something that
I think is incredibly old and incredibly gay.
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Oh gay, old and antiquing. Again. Man, its nailed it,
because that's old and gay.
Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
So there's this antique store that I really like, and
they had this window display for months and months and months,
and I was, this is so embarrassing. I was totally
obsessed with this one item they had in the window
display and it's evasi Okay, I mean, how do you
get excited about a vase? You're either like ninety or
you're super gay. Yeah, And I had seen it for months,
(01:21:07):
and I thought, you know what, if it's there this
past weekend, I'm gonna grab it. So we walked past
this antique store and lo and behold, they changed their
entire window displayed it was gone. So I thought, ah, crap, Oh, well,
I guess I'm not getting that vase. And then I
go through into the store and they had it's made
up into all these little kiosks, and just as I'm
(01:21:28):
about to walk out the door, I see this one
shelf and at the very top. You wouldn't even notice
it had you not looked up and craned your neck.
I see the vase, oh and lo and behold, it's
thirty dollars off. So I said, you know what, I
think this is a sign.
Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
So I bought it. And it turns out it's made
out of metal. It kind of looks like a bullet.
It's pretty cool. So I said, you know what, happy
birthday to me. I bought it and that was very
old and very gave me whatever. That's my confession about it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
It's cool, right, Yeah, it is cool.
Speaker 9 (01:21:58):
It's kind of gold, yeah, cylindrical.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
And if you told me, I don't know, twenty years ago, hey,
someday you're going to be excited about buying a vase,
I would say you're insane.
Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
So I was expecting to say I slammed like twenty
medelos and I got drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
No in my neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
But no, but vase.
Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
I know, embarrassing, right, That's why this is a confession.
I'm being vulnerable and I instantly regret it, and then okay,
so so I buy the vase.
Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
I'm all excited. How stupid is that? And later that
night after we go out to dinner. We have a
couple of friends with us. We decided that it's going
to be a relaxing, mellow night. And this makes the
vase look very hetero. We did we all turns washing
our faces and then we put on these gel masks.
(01:22:48):
So we put on these gel masks, and then we
had this weird like acidy solution that's supposed to like
clean your skin. So then the next photo I sent
you here we all.
Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Are with our stupid massing. Yeah, because you know it's
like a tea.
Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
It's like a teen girl sleeper. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:23:06):
Did you make raise Chrispy Trees and watch scary movie?
Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
None of the above.
Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
We did have a movie on, but we were doing
these face masks and then you have to the You
had to keep them on for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
So we're all like inning backs slide off our faces.
Speaker 9 (01:23:17):
Yeah, you look pissed.
Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
It looks like everybody got like a It all looks
like money shots the way they kind of glistened. You
can't really see this, so they the guy in the
front here, it looks like he took one.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
To the face.
Speaker 9 (01:23:29):
Looks like a blazed doughnut.
Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Right, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
And then my friend next to me on the couch
there it looks like a leather face from the Texas Chains.
We all look like mass murderers.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
So that was my exciting, uh birthday to you old
slash sounds a gay, old time gerious birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Yeah, amazing face sounds wild.
Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
I'm glad you had a good birthday, Greg. It was nice.
And is it wild for everybody? No? Was it wild?
Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Yeah, it's all that matters. Yeah, Yeah, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
Eighty four Wooding. If you want to call in text us,
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Woody Show, that frequent thing.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
We will be right there.
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