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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Is it lies.
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The Woody Show, Allen, It's the Woody Show.
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Insensitivity Training.
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Class is now in session.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
A good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Water.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
You might be wondering why I have such a pep
in my step.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Today is July the eleventh, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
And the last time I looked at my watch, it
said it was Friday morning, right, I thought, you boom,
Well that's usually in the evening if I'm on schedule
your schedules. But hey, first week back after a holiday weekend,
we survived. We're here, Woody Gray, menaced Grand Sea Mass Sammy,
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we got Borgan, we got fun. Bord is here, Menji
is here, and you our vi P. Welcome to Friday.
Welcome to the Woody Shows. Oh yeah, Friday morning, Ball
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of Fridays. Get to the morning end of the weekend
as quickly as we can, get social part of the
day over with. That is our mission. Thank you for
being here. Appreciate that phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. What you can always text us Friday check
ins over to two to nine eight. Now, this is
a way to start the day, five O three says
literally eating an avocado and all of a sudden, all
it can taste is clean penis. There you go, thanks
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a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Woodie Show.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
That was after I guess those the videos that were
going around the Gina brought to the table and apparently apparently, yeah,
avocado tastes like clean penis.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I wasn't kidding clean.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, Greg, Greg wasn't on board with that.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Tastes like avocado.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yeah, not that Greg has anything against avocados or pia.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
We could definitely, we could taste it and definitely see
how they got there.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
It doesn't just taste like it.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Anyway, So if you want to check in, great, tell
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Today Friday failed Stories, We've got the d u i Q.
We're gonna try something called friddy oki today. Okay, get
some of the trending news headlines. So so that is
happening here on the Woodi Show. All right, So Chad Hanks,
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we love Chad Hanks. Yes, he's the best. You guys
remember Uh Hanks he was. He was doing the Jamaican
accent for a while. So Chet Hanks, tom Hanks's son. Yes,
that Tom Hanks get from.
Speaker 9 (04:13):
That golden gloats him.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
We've SENI fight that Tom's position and.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
What so anyway, he was, uh he was on this
list crack dot com. They called it NEPO fails. So
people that despite the leg up that they had, still
haven't been able to make anything happen. Well, they do
mention that, they do mention that says tragically, the scared
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straight style wilderness intervention that he was subjected to as
a teen didn't take, and chet Hanks has achieved only
infamy in his decades long struggle for pop culture relevance.
His song White Boy Summer is the closest he's gotten
so far, but the intended celebration of fly white boys
who love beautiful queens of every race has turned to
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more of a white, privileged white pride anthem.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh that is that what we got from scratch White
Boy Summer. I made a bad powdered dance in set
of bag like it was her.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Only chance races for advanced goodness.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You went and made a only fans.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Hot Boy, White Boy Someway.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
Was just at our company's iHeart Country Awards because he's
now he's trying to be a broke country guy.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
He was also just in the hit series Running Point
that has the main character the Ericnray Show.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
All right, all right.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Also on their list Susan Sarandon's daughter Al Murray.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah and stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well, here's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Here's what they point out. Daughter of Susan Sarandon and
an Italian producer director. She's been acting since she was
a kid, but has largely failed to land a film
that doesn't stars some one named Susan Sarandon.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
She was on an episode of Friends, as you remember
with Susan Saranta.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
So she has turned, they say, to a lifestyle blogging instead.
Speaker 12 (06:10):
Also was a new girl she worked with Schmid, Thank
you all right.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Also on the list Oshae. Jackson Junior Ice cube Son
love him. Tried the music thing, didn't work, so he
tried acting. Now his biggest credit was playing his dad
and he was great at it. Straight out of comedy.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
He was also was he just in transformed.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
He's been numerous It is a terrible list. All yeah,
Well I'm going to this is the point of the show.
We have discussion Dennis thieves want and too.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, you're actually your points being made Posh Spices and
David Beckham's son Brooklyn Joseph Beckham I support this.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Has tried getting into both family businesses, first failing to
get any good at soccer and then failing to break
in entertainment. His cooking show, Cooking with Brooklyn, came under
fire first for being bad, then losting one hundred thousand
dollars in episode Oh damn because they had to have
a sixty two person team try to make it look
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like he could cook.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh, that's too many.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Sixty person team.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Okay, sixty person team.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
I could see him hiring introduction company for that, because
he's an idiot.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Also on the list Miley Cyrus's sister Noah Ciris.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, what's her deal?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
She's a singer, says.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Noah Cyrus says, hit that we played on our station.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Noah Cyrus has vaulted off the platforms given to her
by her horrible dad and successful sister Horrible and even
had a single peak at number forty six on the
Billboard Hot one hundred back in twenty sixteen ultimately landed
way closer to the Billy Ray end of the spectrum
instead of the Miley end.
Speaker 11 (07:43):
Billy Ray's doing just fine. Thank he was on Old
Town Road and okay, so.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
He had Achy Breaky Heart and he had Old Town
Road featured on Ultimate, separated by decades.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Came a total wreck.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Oh yeah, I'm seeing what. She just dropped a new
song she dropped featuring Blake Shelton.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, you had to look it up right, just did
not off the top of your head.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
She literally just came.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
She has five point five million Instagram followers.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
There for success.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
And then finally, Jackie Chan's son. Uh so this guy
tell us he was named China's anti drug ambassador back
in two thousand and nine, but then seven years later,
his name's JC he was caught up in a major
drug bust, sentenced to six months in a Beijing prison.
Whoopsie everything, it's like given, like you have to all
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of a sudden you become this, like, you know, just
like his father.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, so do you agree with that one? Yeah, well,
because we didn't even know what he did, right, But.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
If you read about these guys, I'm reading a book
now about like the early action stars Jackie Chan, John
claw Dom, et cetera. Like what they went through to
get where they got is was is the exact opposite
of what their kids have to do. Like there's Jackie
Chan dealing with Bruce Lee, John Klon von Dam like
broke into Slice Stalone's house. Like these guys, these guys
hustled so hard, so it's impossible for these kids.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
He broke into his house.
Speaker 11 (09:04):
Yeah, there's John Claude van Dam. He wanted to be
an action star so bad. He broke into I think
either Chuck Norris's and or Slice to Loan's house back
in the day and ended up being like part of
Chuck Norris's entourage, just like working out with Like, these
guys hustled so hard.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
I'm happy you brought this up because there's a similar
story I just watched. I finally watched that movie A
Complete Unknown about your favorite Bob dyl Oh, yeah, I
watched it.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Dude.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
He was a complete stalker. All he did was stock
like other famous singers. Yeah, and he came up with
this fake backstory when he met these series that he
was in the circus and like, yeah, and it wasn't
his actual name, but a lot of people do that.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But yeah, he was a complete stalker.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
The only person of these people who didn't hustle hard
was Steven Sugall, who did what Bob Dylan apparently did,
which is just lied. He claimed he was like a
CIA agent essentially, right. He never, like you look at him,
actually fight. He cannot fight anybody. He just does that
fake martial art whatever that thing is where you flip
your hands around.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Although he does have a sweet album called Songs from
the Crystal Cave.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
The rule that is true? Is it a keto?
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Yeah, a keto which is fully impractical compared to like
Van Dam and yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
It doesn't really.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Bob Dylan was a scam artist.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Why couldn't see those videos where they're like it's some
I what they call him, not a sense but like
an a keto master or something. As I go, yeah
to go watch Ali, he is these two fingers and
it's like it's like some eighty year old man throwing
some big buff like twenty pounds, just pure muscle dude. Ye,
force the fight across the room, but you could tell
the guy who's getting thrown he's the one doing all
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the effort to throw himself.
Speaker 11 (10:48):
Every once in a while people trick him to getting
into a real fight and they get destroyed.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, and maybe Bob Dylan was a scam menace, but
he had all the talent to back them.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
He tricked a bunch of stupid hippies in the sixties
and worship.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah. The other dude I don't get is Neil Young.
Oh really I can't stand well, I think ye.
Speaker 11 (11:10):
Yeah, it's they rode the anti war sentimental you know,
you can whatever. You can agree with that or disagree
with that, but they just rode that into worship dumb,
which they don't deserve.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Like the one song like Harvest Moon Neil Young, like they.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Keep on rocking in the free world.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I can.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Oh, here's the thing I can That song I can
deal with.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Really, it's oh, no, Harvest.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
It sounds like the old creeper guy from a family Guy.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
We'll get some more Friday Woody Show coming up for
you eight seven, seven forty four. What he text does
Friday check ins over to two to nine eight seven,
will be right back show.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
Happy Friday Woody Show podcast listener, It's menaced Tomorrow Saturday
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The Woody Show, and we are into another hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
It is a Friday morning, you guys.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Yeah, you know you come on a holiday weekend. That
first week back is always always a doozy marathon.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Man, I'm hoping this weekend goes nice and slow because
next week kind of sucks.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Jury duty now, big fucking week.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
So do I call today to find out about my
day or I call Sunday?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I guess I could look at what they sent me,
But Greg, did they even send me anything?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You know?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Sure can't prove it talking yet I receive a summons.
You call each day the day before Sunday night, but
Monday whatever.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yeah, but doesn't Sammy you have one? I do?
Speaker 7 (13:18):
I have true duty next week as well.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, uh and then my Colin Osby's on
Friday from today.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
You're totally adulting, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Really I'm really excited about the PROPOFOL.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
You know you're gonna love it, so jealous.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, there's no reason for anybody to be afraid about it.
Colon Osby. First of all, unless you want to have
the best sleep of your life. Was totally right to
be pampered. Yeah, and be warm and cozy with the blanket.
You just started crying. Yeah, have nurses attendance years.
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Yeah, anyway, fun throw up at eight seven seven forty
four Wood. You can set us a text over to
two to ninety seven. We've been warming up because the
Friday failed stories. You know, we were off last week,
so we're a little rusty.
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And a.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Damn it, we're getting there. Yeah, this guy's warming up too.
There's another guy as the guy. He was a death
metal singer, and this is how he does his warm
up before he goes out on stage, which I didn't
he warms up.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
I got to They would blow their chords out.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
But how would you know? Yeah, true right, you were
off key right there. This is the guy, and that's
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how death metal singers warm up.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
I just don't really do anything right.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I mean, you know, it sounds it sounds cool when
you can do it the right way.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
As a Friday Failed stories.
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Here we go, ladies.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
And tell him, boys and girls, it's time for your
Friday fail stories. Always a factor had the perfect plan,
the plan that could never go wrong, but then somewhere
along the line and went from being a great idea
the one big steak at mega uber truck.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Not too bad?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah right, all right, so we'll starry this one.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
American Airlines, flying out of the Puerto Rico head to Dallas,
had to take an unexpected detour. About a half hour
into the flight. The passengers saw the phone to the
person sitting next to them. It had a text on
it said r I P scary. The passenger freaks out,
alerts the flight crew. They turned the plane around. Absolutely
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not right, and that seems like you're jumping the gun.
Just a bit ridiculous, And they really did.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
It.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Turned out there's a text about a family member who
had passed away not because anyone was trying to bring
the plane down. But yeah, the flight landed, everyone had
to be rescreened through security, reboarded, and then after hours
and hours of unnecessary delay, they arrived safely in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Howist would you be saying, Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
That's grounds for getting on the no flight list, Like,
get off of my phone in your business.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
I forget see something, say something?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
There's something.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Some guy was drawing something and the guy next to
him told the flight attendant they diverted. This is years ago,
but it was God, I just remember it was something innocuous.
They took it as a threat of some kind. The
guy's like, uh, what are you talking about? The guy
was just sitting there doodling. Are the people with these
phones or drawings mute? Can they not just talk to
the people and say what is this text about?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I do you know something that's banned for life from
an airline?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (17:51):
Really they were doing joking because they were sitting to
They were sitting next to like a real great glory
type this hick right. I was like, oh the top nervous,
like freaking out, and the people were loading the plane
and she goes, what is what is that? What are
they doing blah blah blah, like freaking out. He goes,
I don't know a bomb or something, but wait, straight
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up detained, no fly list, no flylist on that for
how long? For life?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
For life done? No way, you got to be able
to that.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
They really don't like those jokes.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Yeah, I know, you gotta figure like, that's gotta beat
because look at all the other people who are straight
up fighting, doing these other things. They don't get banned
half the time. They just put him on the next flight, right.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Him and the whole family, everything, everybody got detained at
the airport for a long time.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
Sometimes they tell you that and then they don't. Like
Steve O famously said he was banned from Delta, then
he just got on a flight one day. He's like, oh,
they don't they didn't check.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
In Utah, forty eight year old guy, he was in
the hospital, he's being treated and when he left, he
forgot his phone, left it behind. Hospital staff saw it
and called the cops, ask me why why. Turns out
his phone was loaded up with underage porn and he'd
even made one of the pictures the wallpaper on his
lock screen, which is what got them going on in
the first anyway, he was arrested. When they questioned him,
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he tried to get away with it, just saying, hey, man,
give me a fine, or can't I just take a class,
because you know that that kind of punt, I'm not
going to survive in jail, he says. He even said,
hey man, please don't make sure make sure that my
mom doesn't know anything about that.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
He was he didn't want his mom to know.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Didn't work. Pretty sure she knows. I mean it did
make the news. Well, if Andy's in failed jail.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
But if he didn't want to be caught, why is
it his wallpaper?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Maybe just sailed. No one's going to.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
See this man.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Here's one from an airport in Milan. Plane had just
left the gate, they had started up the engines, and
this guy runs onto the tarmac and got sucked in.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
He did, Oh no, you didn't see that guy.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
I was just at that. It's very fancy a Georgia
o'mani like Hangar.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Officials have launched investigation to try to figure out how
the guy even got on the tarmac in the first place.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
That's a fair question, Sail.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
It's pretty easy because I had to go on basically
like a little bus. Once I got off the plane. Yeah,
and yeah you could hop off and.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Oh yeah, I got it gone around where it was.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
But they'd let us get off the plane for some reasons.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It was delayed.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
They say, if you want to get in the bus,
bus wasn't there, so we were just we could have
wondered anyways wanted.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
This one's from Florida cops. They were dealing with this
suspect who started resisting. One of the officers pulled out
his taser, right he aimed, he fired. Instead of hitting
the bad guy, he hit his fellow officer with the
taser prongs right in the ass. Oh, partner hit the
ground like a ton of bricks. Suspect gets away, at
least for a bit. They called for backup. They eventually
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got him. A damn dude, be careful with that.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Tas as somebody who's been tast do you think getting
tasted in the butt, cheek or the arm or the
leg it all feels the same.
Speaker 11 (20:55):
Basically, no, because it paralyzes you everywhere, but it paralyzes
you or closer to where it hits.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
So I would rather have up a.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Body then, Okay, not the cheek, not the cheek.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
No, that's where I got hit and pants didn't he he.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Stunk up the studio.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Oh my good god.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
This one's from Alabama. This kid, he went and took
driver's test. Good news, he passed no issues at all.
On the way home though, for some reason, Mom was driving,
like your kid just passed their drivers The kid wants
to drive everywhere.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Maybe he doesn't have insurance or something.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Anyway, so Mom's driving. They didn't even make it out
of the parking lot. Mom drove into the front doors
of the DMV. Oh, she tried to say, the brakes failed,
but it's looking more like just a case of d
w F driving. Well, female happened a lot. The car
was jacked up, along with the front of the DMV office.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Sail, I mean, maybe you side swipe a mirror, but
how do you run into the front of his front?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
He told you yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
And finally, an international story out of France or this
guy and his family. They were taking a road trip
from Paris to Morocco. Stopped for gas. The husband gets
out to pump the gas, gets back in, take off.
They're back on the road. One hundred and eighty six
miles later, is when he realized that his wife wasn't
sitting in the passenger seat. The daughter who's also in
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the car didn't realize that mom was missing either, because
she was asleep the entire time he accidentally left her
back of the gas station.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Wasn't an accident, Yeah, maybe she was.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Just he didn't right because I guess the story was,
you know, she went out to go get snacks or whatever.
He didn't even realize that she had gotten out of
the car, So he's like on his zone. They're on
this road trip. Yeah, just the gas gets back in,
takes off. Ended up costing them four hours between going
back to the gas station and then getting back to
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the point where he realized that she wasn't even the car,
but they reunited.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I wouldn't be I would not want to be in
that pick up.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
At least it's pissed a least until they got home
and she can filed for divorce.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Sailed.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Oh there's your Friday fail stories, everybody. We're gonna take
a break, We'll come back Woody Show, dumb Ass Contest.
We're gonna play the d u i Q. Now, this
I'm sure is nothing like MENACE's original game.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Will they know it. Okay, this is completely different. Okay,
it'll be interesting to compare that.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Remember Sea Bass was saying like, well, what if we
did the same kind of thing? But yeah, yeah in
some way, and so Bass just a copy was different though,
went and took you know, somebody that he found who
was drunk after a night out and starts asking them
questions and then am I we have to guess whether
they know it.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
That's the only part that's.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Somewhat yeah close, So we don't answer, right, okay, oh oh, okay,
so we get a contestant seven seven woody, then let's
get somebody lined up a contestant. I'm going to add
the people in Okay, that's why it's different. Yeah, it's
not like MENACE's original game trademark copyright. Yeah, they will,
they know it.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
This is the d y Q.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Yeah, okay, all right, you know what, we should do
it for fun because this person's drunk that Sea Bass
talks to. Let's see if Menace and Sammy know the answer.
Not even drunk though, I know, but you know though, that's.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
A good twa. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Now does the caller by us breakfast if we get
it right?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Yes, No, that's another that's another point of differentiation between
the two context maybe because because they're not the same.
That's a good idea, Greg. Okay, so how about this.
We had to try to get two out of three
to get breakfast. You as the caller, you got to
get two out of three just knowing if the drunk
person gets a right or not. Kind of the same idea,
all right, but different Yeah, yeah, and then if you
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can do that, you're gonna be the winner, getting it
right eight forty four. I'm waiting for the text too.
You guys do know blue Yeah, eight seven seven forty four.
If you want to call in clutching.
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My God calls and turn into a turn.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Turn works the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
All right, well we have the phones open at eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. He told you before the
break we're looking for a contest in for today's dumb
ass contest, and today's dumb ass contest is the duque
Yeah d u i Q sea Bass. Please explain the
game to everybody, please.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
I find someone nice and drug and ask them just
the easiest trivia questions in the world. So the game
is not you knowing the answers. That's you already do
that obviously, it's dog. The game is can you guess
what they know the answer? So if you guess correctly
two times out of three, you win.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Eight seven, seven, forty four. Woody, let's say hi to
Emeliano here online number two.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Good morning a Miliano.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Hey, good morning show riding sir.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
All right, we're doing great Friday. We're gonna play a
little game. Hopefully you're gonna win a prize here. So
we'll just explained the rules and before we get to
the quest, she's a count. We're gonna get to know
this person a little bit better, get a better idea,
just to a little gauge of help with it or
not with it? They are before you start guessing if
they know anything or not. And who do we have here,
Sea Bass.
Speaker 11 (26:10):
It's Connie, and she's gonna tell you what I as
far as I can tell, what she likes to do,
like how she likes to be approached by men when
she goes out, and as far as I can tell,
this is what all women think.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Okay, here's Connie. Connie, tell me what have you been
out doing tonight?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Drinking?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Drinking?
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Of course, yes, And Connie, what are you drinking tonight,
vaka Connie.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
How many pineapple and vocas would you say you've had?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Soap?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Had like four or five?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Four or five?
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Connie, that seems like not a whole lot, though you
seem pretty drunk.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I had a couple of shots before.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
When a guy tries to hit on you, when he
when he's out drinking, what's the thing he should be doing?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
How should he do it?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Grab me hard?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
What she say to you?
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Say, Hey, sexy baby, coming to my house?
Speaker 8 (26:52):
You know what do you say? Connie?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
All right? I come all right? That's the way it works.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Yeah, I didn't know that I've.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Been doing it wrong the whole baby come to my house, baby.
You grab them hardy and you say, hey, sexy baby, Yeah,
come on to my house, Come on to my house,
And she's like, okay. Vodka pineapple is interesting choice. That
does sound pretty good. Actually it does sound like a
menace kind of drink.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Yeah, but you usually want to do rum.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
But you like the pineapple fruity cut, especially if it
served a drink in a pineapple, then you really got
a like a tractor beam to that drink. Aliano, So
that is Connie now. Connie even had to get the
answers from her friend was consulting.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
About her own life.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Are you ready for question number one?
Speaker 11 (27:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yes, let's do it all right? Question number one for
the d U i Q.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
The Clippers are named after a type of what?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
All right?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
The Clippers NBA team, that's correct, Yes, are named after
what A type of A type of I'm going trips?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Type of what trips? You say?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Triple trips?
Speaker 14 (28:04):
Now?
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I think I think Menace might know. Sammy looks lost,
although she might be trying to throw us off. She's
done that.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Can I get bonus points for what? I think they're
gonna say?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
A right right now?
Speaker 6 (28:19):
By the way, No for Connie for sure. No for Connie, definitely,
Yes for Menace, No for Sammy. I think I'm gonna
triple no, triple no, Gina, triple no Menace and Sammy.
Do you think that Connie's going to get it?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
No?
Speaker 6 (28:33):
All right, Emiliana, what do you think do you think
Connie's going to get it?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Let's do it? A do A no dog? All right?
A nod dog? And then what do you think they're
gonna say? Gina?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Should I say it? Now? We should wait?
Speaker 6 (28:46):
He wrote down, Okay, alright, alright, question number one.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
The clippers are named after a type of what Sammy.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
And Gina, I think you're going to have this a
type of hair tool.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Hair tool.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
Clippers, menace a ship's correct vote.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
I wrote down scissors slash barber stock.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yeah, he speaks, Hammy, I think I do.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Clippers also recently changed your logo to incorporate a ship
in the local Oh, look at men.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
At the bonus point question number one for the d
U y Q, Emiliano said that Connie wouldn't gettle TV's
on the board of the point.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
The clippers are named after a type of what clipping?
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Clap, people clapping, Yes, good clippers.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Alright, alright, clip and clamp.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Well, your vote of gnaw dog got you on the board. Congratulations,
you got one point. That means you only need one
more point. How of these next two questions order to win?
Speaker 11 (29:48):
Look at this new clippers logo menace. Yes, that could
be a pine cone. That could be literally anything. I
mean if you say ship, yeah, it's a ship, but.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
It's yeah, I mean just really look at it.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's a minute.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
It's a question for the ladies and the room. From
the text six to six. I just want to clarify, ladies.
Is it grab you hard or grab you while they're hard?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
They just want to make because maybe I guess.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Both happened.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Yeah, I guess I'm not the only one who's been
doing it wrong. Right, That's what Connie said. Connie's got
pro advibe me.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
What do I know?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
I don't pretend to understand question number two, d U
I Q leave the title a street car named what?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Right?
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Sammy? Yes, Connie, no, Menace. God, it's so this is
You're right. This is one of those like everybody knows this.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
But yeah, title of what though?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Yes, yes for Menace, Yes for Sammy, no for Connie.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I second that.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
All right, I'm going to say yes for Sammy, no
for Menace, no for Connie. It's gonna be like clip.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Clapping, all right, Uh, Sammy Menace. Do you think that
Connie gets it?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
No?
Speaker 6 (30:59):
No, Emiliano, this is not make or break. You can
lose this one and still have a chance to win
the game. But what do you think on question number two?
Will she get it?
Speaker 5 (31:06):
You know what, I'm gonna follow your rules. I'm gonna
go now with doctor no nice.
Speaker 11 (31:11):
All right, here we go question number two, do you
i Q complete the title a street car named what
Menace desire?
Speaker 15 (31:19):
Sammy Desire? Yes, Sammy because kind of old Timmy. And
yeah I was. I was offered to play the lead
in a street carding Desire. Oh I turned it down.
How do you even know where it's from? What is
it about?
Speaker 11 (31:34):
It's about alcoholic abusive husband in New Orleans in the
twenties and thirties?
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Right, who wrote it? Who wrote it?
Speaker 8 (31:43):
Who cares about that?
Speaker 16 (31:46):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Most famous? I mean, yes, originally play, but most famously
a movie.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
Okay, I'm more distracted by the fact of Sea Bass.
What did you do to get offered the lead role
in that? Wouldn't you have to audition?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Or six Grand Area.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
I think they looked at me and said, hey, you
look like you couldn't it could be an alcohol.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
How old are you? Oh yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:07):
And they just randomly picked you up off the part
of something.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
It was a guy did you join a theater group?
Speaker 11 (32:13):
Or it was a guy who was a theater director
who knew me, who I think was trying to get
my pants.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Oh so you.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Showed him he got in your pants and you were
like not dogtable?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Right, I was like, hey, let's try it, you know what?
Speaker 6 (32:30):
All right, now the question here, will Connie get it right?
Emiliano said that she would not, and if that's the case,
he's gonna be the winner here on the d uy.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
Q lead the title a street car named what sexy lady?
A street car named a sexy lady?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
What's that about?
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Pross? You thought about being a prostitute.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
Now we're not because that's not my type.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
No, she's got no problems giving away for free, because
you just gotta like, hey, come back to my house
sex baby.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
She goes, sure, but I don't want money for it.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Well, Miliana, congratulations, you're the winner on the d u
y T.
Speaker 16 (33:11):
All right, man, thank you so.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Much for listening. We we appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Just hang on one second, we'll get all your information.
You have yourself a great weekend, my.
Speaker 16 (33:19):
Friend, Blackwise, we shall love you, guys.
Speaker 17 (33:22):
Man, all right, hold on, Baby's Emiliano question number three,
which he did not need d u i Q the
three main phases of matter are liquid, solid, and what.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
If that would just been open ended? Yeah, I would
have had a name all three. Yeah, I would have
got a couple of them. Conn's in main phases there, Connie.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
No, triple now, yeah, triple now.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Really I have way more faith in that. No to
yes to Menace, Yes to Sammy?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Wow, Greg, Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Connie
will get it?
Speaker 18 (34:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Do you guys need more time to think? No?
Speaker 16 (34:12):
All right, we got this.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Number three.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
The three main phases of matter are liquid solid and what?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Sammy?
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Vapor?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Vapor? Okay, I put air air.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
They're both They're both very close. But traditionally the answer
Greg gas, Yeah, I really was gonna put vapor, and
then I switched the air like that.
Speaker 18 (34:35):
Right.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
If you had said plasma would have given you more.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
All right, we'll see how that.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Counts from both me and Menace. Thank you?
Speaker 6 (34:45):
I mean, why not see how Connie did? Question number three?
Speaker 18 (34:48):
Do u?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I Q?
Speaker 11 (34:49):
The three main phases of matter are liquid solid and what?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Liquid?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Liquid?
Speaker 8 (34:55):
Solid and liquid?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
What is your favorite liquid?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
If I can ask?
Speaker 8 (34:58):
Voca, I'm not surprised.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
All right, all right, swept today?
Speaker 8 (35:05):
No really the airpart?
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Yeah, I thought we counted that.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
We all got points.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Nod the original Yeah, right, I called history eight Woody
phones open back up for anything else you want to
be a part of Friday. Check ins on the text
over to two two nine eight seven More Woody Shows next.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 16 (35:32):
The Woody Show, all right.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
So a couple of things. Men, it's going to be out.
I mentioned that Citadel Outlet that's tomorrow from two to
four pm. Come through, have a Menace sighting, do it.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
I have a bunch of theme part ticket giveaways, give cards,
concert tickets, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
So it's tomorrow, Citadel Outlet, two to four pm. Meet
Menace out in front of the Polo Ralph Lauren Store.
I love all those giveaways. For more information, just go
to the events tab at the woodieshow dot com. This
weekend on all ninety eighty seven. It's tomorrow and Sunday,
every hour at ten am to seven pm. We're doing
a thing. Well we're not. It's Booker and Strikert. We
the station. It's a happy hour with Sublime next Thursday.
(36:14):
Here in the helpful Honda Lounge is right down the
hall from our studio. Here and say, that's a little
performance space. I did that twenty one pie. It's a
Lincoln Park thing there. Great, yeah, yeah, cool little space
and Sublime will be there. You could be there for
it when you're weighing all. This weekend now ten o'clock
tickets go on sale for the All ninety eighty seven
Summer Pool Party with yellow cards.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
So it's a lot going on here, there is. There's
a lot happening.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
I like going down.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
I liked the Greg how's your nose?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
By the way, Greg had.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
A thing with his nose. Yeah, I hadn't burned off,
not with not burnt, frozen frozen, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
With nitress. I had this weird bump ZiT thing on
my nose the pandemic days because I was wearing a
mask all the time. So it's it's okay, but it's
kind of getting space for itsy. It's like a I'm
not sure that's what I attribute it.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
It was just something like man getting one of them.
I call him underground z.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
It's those things heard, but a five year long one.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
It sounds like a little cyst or something.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
I don't know, but I don't know. I think it's
can you see it now?
Speaker 19 (37:14):
It's like a red I can't like a little red
dots scabbing up a bit like I would totally notice it.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
But yeah, that's true, you would because you're very critical.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Because I overheard uh, Greg and Gina during commercial bug
just talking about you know, and somebody mentioned a band aid. Now,
would you ever put Okay, here's like Nelly. Remember Nelly
had the band aid on his face.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Would you ever put or be seen Greg with a
band aid on your face? On my face? I'm going
somewhere with this, but yeah, I would. I would. I
wouldn't have an issue with that, really, Yeah, for sure,
I would if I needed it.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
I would think you'd rather be caught dead. Here's a
guy who wonders or worries about the people at the
grocery store, knowing he's coming in every day too much. Totally, No,
I would hoop in at work or any other things
that he can sider buying to the considers embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
I would be devastated if I have to go in
public with the band aid on your face, not because
I you know how look, I would just think, oh,
it's gross.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Sammy had an eye patch as a Yes, I had.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
To wear a patch of essentially no. No, but there
was another kid.
Speaker 12 (38:21):
Yeah, but there was another girl in my grade that
had been wearing one since kindergarten.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
So I was the second kid by this.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Yeah, but I was nickname Patches.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
No, no one made fun of me. There was no nicknames,
there was no it wasn't even really a thing. Like
the teachers.
Speaker 6 (38:36):
If you were a dude, you probably would have gotten
your ASKO.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, the teachers, are you talking to me?
Speaker 12 (38:43):
Before I got there and kind of explained everything I guess,
and then that was it threatened.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Well, okay, so there was this survey.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
One in four people think they will be judged for
being weak if they have a band aid on, not
even just on their face, but if they're seeing like
an adult is seen wearing a and a you're going
to be seen as like some kind of pussy.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
Yeah, spread your blood everywhere, don't be a pussy.
Speaker 8 (39:04):
I just think it's gross.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
One in eight people who injure themselves want you to
ask them about their injury.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
What's wrong?
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Why do you have that band That's why people post
those things on social media.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
I just think it's super awkward when somebody has like
bigger than a band aid, like you know, gaws on
their faces.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
The average person gets about thirty five scrapes and bruises
per year. Some people bruised just by getting looked at
it seems oh.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Dude, and I'm like, where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
What the hell happened? You run into something? No, just
showed up. I'm like, what do you What do you mean?
Just showed up? That's most women, don't you think? I
do think women bruise so easily each.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
Let's see, eighty percent of people have injured themselves while
using their phone. Thirty two percent that had happened while
they were walking and texting. Oh yeah, just running out
off are the most common reasons for people getting injured.
Not paying attention, general clumsiness, and then kitchen related incidents.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Money.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
I look like a zebra because I have these stripes
on my arm from oven burns because my mit doesn't
go up high and oven. Actually, my girlfriend the other
day put her fingers over it was like, this is
like your husband's hand side. I was like, no, no, no,
it's the oven.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
You know, you put something in the oven, you sit
it on top of the rack in there.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
You know those racks will slide out.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
So you open the oven door, and so if you're
constantly burning your I just.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Got a longer even mint, I won't.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
Have the weirdest thing, does my face look different to
you guys?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Your face? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Would you say, okay, like over the past, like, uh,
it's called two months.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Okay, my face look any different to you? No, No,
not at all.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
But it's maybe darker. It's not trick. It's longer. It's
that's it. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
Face is longer.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Huh the beard longer. The beard is longer, them keeping
it a little bit longer than I was. Uh you know, yeah, okay,
it looked different.
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Face.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
I d like, all of a sudden, is real tricky?
I'm like, did my face change? Like every time I
go like, there's a lot of the apps or things
you go to log into. Yeah, you haven't set up
through face ID and it goes up. Nope, Let's try
it again up, Nope, let's try it again. You're like,
then it stops and then back into it.
Speaker 8 (41:21):
You change your glasses, That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
Glasses Maybe, yeah, mine will open when I have my
sunglasses on.
Speaker 6 (41:29):
Maybe see mine open with sunglasses. Mine will open whether
I have glasses on or I don't have glasses on.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Typically when you set it up, did you have your
glasses on? Probably?
Speaker 7 (41:38):
Yeah, see, but my regular glasses.
Speaker 12 (41:40):
My phone will open my sunglasses, it won't. I think
it's just certain types it doesn't open.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Strong glass.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
Might be the glasses might be that's it that, you know,
what might be time? Because I thought like, all right,
well maybe my face is different. I think I can't.
I can't notice any different, although, uh, I weigh the
least out that I've weighed I don't know six years. Yeah,
I'm under two fifty, which I know is like people like, damn,
(42:09):
I'd kill myself if I was that. But for me,
I was in January to seventy three and now I'm
two forty eighth.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
It's for you.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, what was the peak again?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (42:22):
I was two pounds away from three hundred, like nope,
almost a couple more times almost goals. Yeah, but I
mean I haven't but personally I really haven't. Even between
two seventy three and two forty like looking at anything
or nothing seems to be different. And so I was wondering, like,
all right, did my face just in general, did my
face change?
Speaker 3 (42:41):
In my face?
Speaker 11 (42:42):
Oh, maybe you're getting face yeah ze bound face expound?
Speaker 8 (42:47):
Yes, yeah, I don't know bound yeah. Are you still zipping?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah? Are you? Yeah? You're still doing that too.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
Yeah, did you ramp up the dosage? I'm at the
highest one. I'm at fifteen milligram a week now. I'm
mad seven point five.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
And it worked. Wow, that'd be that must be cool
to react to it.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Yeah, yeah, but I yeah, I need a reorder because
I haven't been on it for a couple of weeks.
Why but because we've just stop. No, we're on vacation,
and it comes in like a I don't at least
when I get it, it comes into like a cooler.
Oh yeah, and I didn't want it being on my
(43:23):
front porch while I was gone.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
Eh, okay, did you bring it on vacation? Because you know,
here here's I don't want to trouble for anybody you can,
because here here's the thing for anybody who's going to
try out like a you know, we'll go be zep bound.
You know, the ozempics whatever. Yes, they ship them to
or you pick them up and they're in the refrigerator
and you're supposed to keep them the refrigerator. Now, if
you take them out of refrigerator, you can keep it
(43:46):
at room temperature up to I forget what the temperature.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Is for up to two weeks. Yeah, and it's fine.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
But once it's out of the refrigerator and gets the
room temperature, don't put it back in the refrigerator.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Right, You think I gotta get this back in the future.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Going on on a vacation, but you don't have to
take it until three days from now. Take it out,
make sure it stays at room.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Him.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
You don't leave it in the sun or your hot
bags inside of a car or whatever. You could take
it with you and just leave it out like with
your toothbrush and that toiletree area that you keep in
the little bathroom and then use it on the day
that you know, but don't put it back like once
you get to your destination, don't put it in the
little mini fridge in the room or you Yeah, exactly,
you don't want to put it back in the fridge.
(44:26):
Re refrigerate just stabilized. I don't know what it does, Greg,
but they that's who knows what they recommend. Yeah, because like,
uh my buddy went and bought these things like online.
You remember the guy who Newman Dude from Seinfeld in
Jurassic Park. He had the shaving cream canister thing with
the DNA for the dinosaurs, and my buddy basically bought
(44:47):
something like that to transport his weight loss medication.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
So like, yeah, you take it out.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
I kind of like a you know, like a construction
worker keeps their coffee hot and whatever, little thermus kind
of thing. But he was doing this for his weight
loss med stuff.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
Just to keep a temperature or to be sneaky.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
No, to keep it at temperture like wall, I gotta
travel and I gotta keep it. And it turns out
you don't need to do that and it won't ruin.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
It, and that's very good to know.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, mes loss, hell.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
A weight Hell yeah, I'm down under two hundred.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Now under two hundred, are you really? Yeah? What was
the starting weight? Do you remember? Two forty five to
forty five?
Speaker 8 (45:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Looking hot? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 5 (45:27):
This is what I think menace. You said about the
difference between like we go V and zet bound is
I've lost like I don't know, almost like twenty five.
But I'm plateau like an MF or you said that
that doesn't happen with zet bound or.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
It takes is more difficult. I'm trying to be a dick,
like no, no, it's true.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
It's true. Very hard for women.
Speaker 8 (45:47):
You can probably plateau, but you just you know, ramp
up your dosage and just get harder. Yeah yeah, just
do it every day.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
Sorry what you started doing. Start injecting it between your toes.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
But that's what you're.
Speaker 8 (45:59):
Supposed to do. FI to people that want to, you know,
do this. I get mine from Eli Lily direct like
directly from the stepped on. Yeah, so yeah, you just
go to Lily dot com.
Speaker 6 (46:13):
Get mine directly from the pharmacy, get directly from future
Future Health.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
I do love that.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
Yeah, but I just I didn't want to deal with
the pharmacy anymore. It was such a pain, at least
for me. And then so just get it.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
You can get through weight watchers, you can get through like,
there's all kinds of options.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
Yeah, they really opened.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Shortage still a face. They don't make a.
Speaker 19 (46:34):
Huge deal of They told you I got the cool
pen for the first time, because that was the big shortage.
Speaker 6 (46:38):
The shortage was the mechanism, the delivery, you know mechanism.
So the pens, it's like, not the stuff inside. Not
Actually labet a.
Speaker 8 (46:48):
New CEO, Greg who said, hey, we should make a
lot of you know.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
What, shore breaking it in let's keep breaking. It is
a Friday, more Ga.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
It's July the eleventh, twenty twenty five, Woody, Greg.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
We got sea bass. Sammy is here.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Morgan's taking your phone calls at eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Woody. You can send us a text over to two
to nine eighty seven.
Speaker 6 (47:18):
We're gonna try something out. We've we've done it, but
not with a plan. Okay, all right, you know every
once in a while, every once in a while, the
room breaks into song.
Speaker 8 (47:28):
Yes, it's true.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Like we'll be going over like one of these music
lists or whatever, we get to a song and everybody's
just into it it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Yeah, So today we're gonna try something called Woody Show Friday.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Ok Okay Friday, Okay. Now, I did send out some
text messages to each one of you, so you know,
I asked you, what's your go to karaoke song? Yeah?
Really happen right, all right?
Speaker 6 (47:54):
Just a song that you love and that you think
it's fun to sing along to it. Not that you're
going to karaoke all the time, but it would be
something kind of fun. And so what I did is
I brought the top hat from from my tuxedo outfit
I've been waiting to use it. We were new like
drawing something. We'll draw a name or something out of
a hat. We literally have a hat now legal legal had.
(48:16):
So I put everybody's song in here. We'll draw one
out and then and then uh, that person will do
the karaoke.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Version of it.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
Now I do have the lyrics printed out, the mass
Tayler printed out the lyrics.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Did everyone pick songs that are well.
Speaker 6 (48:31):
Known and we will all get a copy of so
we can all sing along. It's just the whoever song
it is, they're going.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
To do the lead.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
See whoever gets it picked.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
Well, we can, yeah, but we can. We can the
backing track. Now I did, I did uh the legwork
on getting the music for these songs. So what I
did is I stripped the lyrics out of them, but
I left little kind of like a mile markers. So
it's it's gonna be like John used to work on
(49:01):
the docks and then it was just then there was.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
It kind of gives you like a place.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
It kind of because like something sometimes you just need
the first couple of the.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
Song get going, all right, bumper bully, Alright, I'm gonna
draw the first.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
One and we'll and we'll see uh you, and we'll
see what it is. We don't know yet, Greg love shack.
Oh yeah, let me hand it, let me hand out
love Shack. Here's the lyrics to.
Speaker 7 (49:26):
Love all doing it?
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Did you not just hear what I said to him?
Speaker 18 (49:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (49:30):
I know, but Greg is going to sing lead.
Speaker 7 (49:32):
I didn't know we were all getting lyrics.
Speaker 19 (49:33):
I'm excited Greg, gregel sing lead on this one, okay,
and then there be Fred Schneider and then the.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Rest of us can join in, you.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
Know, and I here he's it gives you the lower
when you see it in the car, right, so that
part will still be in there.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Yes see.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Update it's on at the side of the road that
says fifteen miles to.
Speaker 5 (50:00):
Love Shot.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah all right, this is where you go going. I'm
heading down, oh meeting man? Where see now you're getting
Oh yeah, looking for a lone get away head for
the love o gatto.
Speaker 13 (50:19):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
I got me a.
Speaker 18 (50:20):
Car and it's as big as a whale and we're
heading on down to the love Shot.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
I got me a Chrysler.
Speaker 6 (50:28):
It' sea it's about twenty so HERU and bringing yarn't
you fox money shot.
Speaker 13 (50:35):
He's a little.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
That see how we left some of the learn love
specially there even that hard so long love shot, Burt shot.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
Shot shot.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
So that's where it chats.
Speaker 16 (51:01):
That's where it's at.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Sign says, stay away, fools, because love rules.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
I love Jack. Let's say, went back and the man
a bed.
Speaker 20 (51:13):
Fucky shack and I gotta again.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Later on on that check where else glad on the highway,
care bladder on the front, parge letter on the highway.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Pace we get to Sammy quiet love, Sammy.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
Love shack farys.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
There you go, y'all us love.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
One more first rate hugging and I kiss him.
Speaker 18 (51:54):
Dad Senda, I love it were written mixed to nothing
because it's part as what love it?
Speaker 6 (52:00):
The whole shack shy, Yeah, the whole shack Chevy, the.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Whole shack shimni. When everybody's around, around.
Speaker 4 (52:14):
Everybody, everybody's grouping.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Outside just to get down.
Speaker 18 (52:25):
Funny little tacky shot.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
This is okay. See, that's that's good. That's good, that's good,
that's fun. Those mile markers genius maneuver.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
Thank you because it kind of gives you because even
songs that you know really well, like sometimes you get
mixed up.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
What's the next from day Oh yeah, fun, that was fun,
A good friend drinking, you know, right?
Speaker 3 (52:53):
All right?
Speaker 6 (52:53):
Next one, what do you show Friday? Okie?
Speaker 3 (52:59):
Monday?
Speaker 8 (53:00):
Well, she was staring at the paper and doing nothing
for quite a.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Lot of that.
Speaker 7 (53:03):
I don't know that song very well know the chorus.
Speaker 8 (53:05):
I don't know songs O.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
House of Pain jump around hell.
Speaker 8 (53:10):
Yeah, yeah no.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Let me let me tell you I I did not
leave a lot of mile markers in here because guess
who doesn't need it?
Speaker 3 (53:18):
You don't need it. I don't want, not for that,
not for that song.
Speaker 6 (53:23):
He menace she yeah see, and also having a thank
you dumbass Tyler for the printing of the lyric.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
He was about to send it whether than an eleven
point font. I'm like, you're gonna need a bigger for these.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Guys, big bold font. Yeah yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (53:38):
One more Woody show Friday okie. And again if you're
in the car, wherever you're at, feel free to play along.
Speaker 18 (53:44):
Join it.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
Here we go House of Paine classic Early Night one
probably ninety ninety.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
One, so good kine everlast It's like again, And.
Speaker 10 (54:01):
Then from lemb Biscuit DJ and this pas alight Time
of it up.
Speaker 5 (54:07):
Here, we go.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Back it up, pack it in.
Speaker 4 (54:10):
Let me begin.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
I came to win battle me. That's a sin. I
won't ever stack up tunk.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
You better back up.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Won't try to bang by the hole to act them get.
Speaker 14 (54:18):
Up, said, come on, throw your hands up, get beyond
the feeling, jump up, put the feeling.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Fuck getting back there. Someone's talking up. No one puts
them in, and then I'll take the punk hot feeling,
dunking hands and drunk and got.
Speaker 14 (54:30):
More runs in this cop that I don't gin donnut
shot enough from the kids on the hill.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
Put from my pup. I came to get down.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
I came to get down, so get out.
Speaker 13 (54:39):
You see can get him around, Jump around up, get up,
jump around.
Speaker 4 (54:45):
Jump around, jumped up, jump up from down.
Speaker 6 (54:49):
Come on see that, just jump up up, he said,
on my person and looks like he's having a misery.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
Time up, stop up.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
I'll serve your ass, John mcimo.
Speaker 14 (55:01):
If a girl steps up, I'm stacking the hoe word
to your mom.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
I came to drop off. I got more rhymes and
then Boma's got solved. I got the pinicle son on
return and he wants that.
Speaker 6 (55:11):
But to me, you'll get burnt because I got there,
but you ain't gotten done.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Shen't come to battle. Bring a shot gun.
Speaker 14 (55:16):
But if you m you're a foot because I'm doing
to the den trying to step to me, you'll take
your last breath.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
I got the skilled.
Speaker 14 (55:22):
Come and get your killed, because when I shoot to
shoot to kill, I came to get down.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
I can't get down to get out.
Speaker 18 (55:32):
Joe the next one, the next one jump pop jump
may get down Jim chill jo jo jo jo jo,
chop more, jump up, one more person and will wrap
it up Friday.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
Okay, everybody, I'm the cream of the crop.
Speaker 13 (55:57):
I'm the cream of the crop.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
I raped this top and never it's.
Speaker 14 (56:00):
Because about Torminado like a plucky guy kind of played
me out at.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
Visioning, but going out like no pup bitch.
Speaker 14 (56:09):
The one star he's going on might swift it up
up for a round and buck buck you down, put
ahead and baked in the dawn the deck.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
I'm coming to get you. I'm coming to get you.
Sitting out there, it told me out.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
I came to get down.
Speaker 7 (56:20):
I came to get down, get out, jump jum moral.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
Jump down a chump, choke cho kid.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
We gotta say, Freddie, Oh.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah, you know what it is.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
I think it kind of like gets the energy up.
Speaker 6 (56:42):
It's like we see this thing in school, like where
the the the teachers would make everybody stand and do jumping.
Speaker 3 (56:48):
Jackson can get that? Can I get the blood through?
This is dedicated. We're gonna take a quick break eight seven,
seven forty four. What is your phone numbers? Set us
a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Will
be right back more.
Speaker 6 (57:05):
Woody Show After the sales department takes their monetary piece of.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
The flesh and blood. So what do you show back
in a bit Woody Woody show Man.
Speaker 6 (57:14):
A lot of good feedback on what do you show
Fridday OKI? Six y five zero Fridday OKI?
Speaker 3 (57:19):
Best new segment yet.
Speaker 6 (57:20):
That was fun as a listener. Thank you would have
shown now that's the way to wake up on a
Friday morning. Hell yeah, eight one seven that was great.
Love the energy really woke me up on the road
driving to work. You guys are great love Woody ok
oh yeah, five six two. It's cringey when Woody sings
nineties hip hop. It's like that dad trying to be cool.
I have a thought on this and I'm not saying
(57:42):
I disagree with you.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
I don't care. I mean I do plenty of embarrassing things.
Speaker 6 (57:49):
But my argument on this is it would be embarrassing
if well more embarrassing if I was trying to do
like Kendrick Lamar or something now machine Gun Kelly, something from.
Speaker 19 (58:00):
Literally my era, yeah, like from my childhood or like
I think that's different though, And if people call it
dad rap sweet your dad exactly.
Speaker 6 (58:10):
Because I remember it was awkward back when we were kids,
and you know your parents at that. You know, my
parents didn't grow up with hip hop at all. There
was no hip hop. It didn't exist yet, right, They
were so anti yeah, and so like yo, yo yo,
I'm here to say you better clean up this room today,
you know, and they were like trying to like do
it like that, and yeah, yes they didn't. They didn't
(58:35):
didn't get it. It's like their parents with rock and roll. Yeah,
just like kind of our generation Gen X. I'm forty eight,
like we had all this. I mean, run DMC one
of my favorites growing up. I mean, god that see
we could throw that in there for a future wook amazing, Yeah,
But I mean House of Pain definitely what ninety ninety
(58:58):
ninety one? Maybe I don't know why you for that.
I would say, yeah, look it up there, great ninety
or ninety one. Put me down for a ninety ninety one.
While we're drawing one more.
Speaker 3 (59:06):
We'll do one more, okay, oh release ninety two ninety two.
Speaker 6 (59:10):
Yeah, really that's surprising because that's the year that I
went off to boarding school, and that's kind of where
I go into you know, when the the astronauts come
in back through the atmosphere and they lose all radio contact,
the blackout for like communication, I black out because I
went to those boarding schools and we weren't allowed to
listen to the radio. We weren't allowed to have like
any kind of our own music or way. Yeah, so
like from ninety two to ninety four is really a
(59:34):
black hole. That's a it's a lapse and any kind
of reference on stuff.
Speaker 3 (59:39):
All right. So yeah, before and after that, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 5 (59:41):
All right, One more Samy Gina, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
And the song that she sent me was Salt and
Peppa Shoop hell yeah.
Speaker 5 (59:53):
Oh noise, yeah a classic for a reason.
Speaker 6 (59:56):
Hold on, let me give you the lyrics. The lyrics
all right now, this one, I see, I know the song.
I mean, I definitely have to use the lyrics. Everybody
knows this, so sorry, it kind of got stuck there.
Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
No, I don't need it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Yeah all the word.
Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
No, I didn't even read.
Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
The past one. I don't know the worst. That's why
you get the lyrics so that you can sing along.
Just really, I guess the reading part. No, it's just
the reading part might throw them on the lyrics.
Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
It just brings the vibe.
Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Read the reading.
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
It just throws off my timing.
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Okay, well, Salt and Peppa, shoot need you guys, there's
the mile markers in there, A little points of reference
in there for you, so I won't shoot.
Speaker 16 (01:00:40):
See I left this party, okay, yeah.
Speaker 18 (01:00:53):
You.
Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Show here I go.
Speaker 8 (01:00:58):
Here, I go again.
Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Girls, what's my weakness?
Speaker 13 (01:01:02):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (01:01:03):
Then chilling, chilling mine in my business. It's all that
looked around and I couldn't believe this Where I said.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
My niece was witness.
Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
The mother had it going on with.
Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Something kind of a wicked wickets.
Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
I had to kick it. I'm not shy, so I
asked for attention. No, if that don't make me see
what a walt flip side to a fifty off.
Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Shoot a bag of tricks and I put for a chip,
make me momadu.
Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
The tricks on licking like a love of pop shooting
it come to my siters and a chill for a bit.
You don't know how you doing what you do so well,
let's as sail hell, shoot.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Shoe, shoot, shoot, you got it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Shoot. There's a lot of like it's gonna get easier.
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
There's a lot of.
Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Lyric gymnastics in this one back ten year stack, especially
in the back brow of the wanna thank your mother fora.
Speaker 20 (01:01:51):
But like that caill get some pries with the shake
shape it looks could kill you would be and.
Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
It was the old shot gun.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
I want to.
Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Straight up?
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Wake up, hold up this lover, Like Prince said, you're
a sexy mother.
Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Well I can read you wild bee.
Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Boys style by the mile fool black skin with the
song right and the time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I want to have some fun.
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Come and gave me some of that yum.
Speaker 18 (01:02:16):
Young chrucolate chip, Honey, baby, take a ride.
Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
In the coop.
Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
You can make me water.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Love that time.
Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of the other salt and
pepper songs.
Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Right, Oh, none of your business. That's my favorite.
Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Oh push it, you push it, of course.
Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Let's talk about sacks.
Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
I hear, yeah, want one more round? Here we go.
Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
I want to be bringing back to Hick that's on
the set. Make it it hard.
Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
Let me work up for sweat wind skipped to Malu,
my darling, not falling in love bottom falling for your
food like a shop at your bottom dollar.
Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
You want that stunder pressure, you.
Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
Taste, get you, get your lips wet, because it's time
to have pimp on your mark gets sick.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Go let me go.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Let me shoot you the next man in the.
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Three feet I said, no, my dot pretty neat.
Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Cuty cheat suba doobi like Scooby Doobie. Oh I love
you when you're big jeans. Do you give me a
nice dreams? Do you make me want to stream?
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Like what you do when you do what you do?
Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
You make me want to shoot?
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Yeah, it's work.
Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Yeah, I forget, yeah, push it yeah.
Speaker 20 (01:03:31):
Yeah, baby baby bed but baby belay.
Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
The day, the favor day. Don't forget Spinderella.
Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
One time, because one time at the beginning. Oh, let's
talk about sex.
Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
Great Venerella Venderella get up on time.
Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
It's been a relative with us.
Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
Yes, I think so.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Somebody pass away.
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
He talks like really religious now.
Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
I think he doesn't do any of this shooting anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Not talking about let's talk about.
Speaker 18 (01:04:18):
About you, and let's talk about things that's about.
Speaker 9 (01:04:26):
Say, let's talk about yeah, let's about let's talk about sex.
Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
But we're talking about sex.
Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
But now the people at home were in the crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
He's coming up anyhow, don't want cooy a boy?
Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
All right, boy? The topics that are gonna stop stop
sex on the radio on radio show.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Anything, let's tell it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Probably well, and of course how it should be those
would think thirty have a toy, you know the right, boy,
let's turn the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Will that stop us?
Speaker 13 (01:04:58):
Bet?
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I doubt it?
Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Then come, what's been another one? One? That's hold on?
We had that one already? Of the what about Oh
I know this? Okay? This yeah? This one ye?
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Right, yeah, it's something for animal.
Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
No, no, keep playing right, that's about an expression. Shoot
do you want me?
Speaker 14 (01:05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
I think, oh do you really want me?
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Let me know?
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I remember
you know that's the one yeah, I gotta, I gotta
get this one a little bit on. I'm feeling this
is another one ever in decades. Yeah, you said out
(01:06:00):
and I've heard never tried to hurt you.
Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Some say almost fetch it. I'd like to take my
time and say, so, you know, make the flow, but don't.
Speaker 13 (01:06:10):
Try to rush it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Fine, remember the song you wants whoever.
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
The friend my love.
Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
And not just my body there they won't baby, let
me know to sit like me.
Speaker 20 (01:06:29):
Just you tell me so got no time of city
games that even.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Because that made me.
Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
Right, I don't know, that's great, it's all him damn well, yeah,
you know, we don't have any more time at the moment.
But it's just looking at the text, it seems to
be something that we should definitely bring back.
Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Hopefully Sammy won't hug the mic as.
Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
If I knew the songs better.
Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
Well, that's why, that's why I have everybody submit a song,
a song that you know all the words too, and
that you think is a crowd pleaser that the majority
of the people will be able to sing along to.
Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
And yeah, there's that's how I was working in the
radio industry, working in the past year.
Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
This is our every day, like.
Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
People industry are getting cut left and right, left and
left and left, and they've never gone. You know what
we should really add position? I wonder if today is
the last the wood shoe.
Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Speaking of AI, I like to see a I do
a FRIDDI OK, thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, I
please generate a group of friends hanging out.
Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
I could, yeah tell you you were watching something in
the office yesterday.
Speaker 11 (01:07:56):
The newest Google video three, I think is games changing.
It's almost movie quality, like it's it's getting real close.
And a few more years. I don't know what we're
gonna need.
Speaker 8 (01:08:06):
A few more years.
Speaker 11 (01:08:07):
I think a year almost yeah, it's it's not it's
and then adds audio to it and like dialogue and
sound effects.
Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
Also there's apps that you can just like clone your
voice right now and I'll cover songs of any.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
It sounds almost as fun as Sea Bass for Friday. OK.
You know, next time, try not to have too much fun.
Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Save some fun for the rest of us.
Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
It's not even like you watch Sea Bass, did you
I don't know if I got any of it on
von did you get did you get any of Sea
Bass's reaction to Friday?
Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Oki? I definitely did. Okay, so please if you uh
cut it out. Yeah here.
Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
As a matter of fact, I think we can just
use this conversation. You can go back to some b
roll of of just just look how much funny is having.
Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
Like dancing?
Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Well, like do you have.
Speaker 7 (01:08:55):
Dancing around?
Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Yeah, it's it's cynical and whatever, as I can be,
like even I can have fun for from time to time. Well, look,
but you look like you were trying not to like
you were you were actively like you weren't going to
allow it even if you felt it's like the Grinch
fighting a smile.
Speaker 11 (01:09:11):
Look jump around and encourages violence towards women. So I'm
not a fan of that song. I don't say that
okay anyway, but I was actively trying to im just
trying to, you know, look.
Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
At other stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
And do you know because I said on he gets
a scout jump. It's like so like it makes me
want to like host a dinner party just to have
hang out with him more karaoke part. But I say
for to hang out on you if you would let
me finish, Like, if.
Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
You're going to go out with a group of friends,
like what would be a fun activity other than just
going somewhere and hanging out and just talking and having drinks.
Speaker 11 (01:09:46):
The stuff I do like comedy shows with a group
of friends, like I went to with a group of.
Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
People, you know that Ricky Gervais show recently, Perfect.
Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
So things where he can sit and watch, not participation,
and then after we'd we had some food, after we
watch home.
Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
Now, I would never go to a karaoke bar. I
would run away from it. But that said, with that said,
you know, as a show, I would try to participate.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
It kind of sounds like we might need to do
a karaoke event.
Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Oh god, I'm one person.
Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
We could go to Japan.
Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
Look how look how popular are they still doing carpool karaoke?
Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
Yeah, don't I know.
Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
James Corden's not doing it anymore. We talked about it
with Apple. That's right.
Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
Okay, does anyone watch that garbage? I don't know, I'll
do it. I mean there's all kinds of crawd. I
watched their interviews. I don't watch they care carpool stuff.
But the I don't know, karaoke is just on my thing,
you know how I am with the live music stuff.
Unless it's like, you know, a legit professional.
Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Let me let me tell you what ruins karaoke. The
people who take karaoke way too seriously.
Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
Like their auditioning.
Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
Because again, if you're hanging out and the people I'm saying,
but sometimes the terrible people can be fun because it's
so terrible seconds, right, But when they're terrible and they're
taking it very seriously, that's where it's like.
Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
As long as two drunk girls don't get up and
do Summer Loven from Greece, I'm pretty happy they.
Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
All do that.
Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yes, and they all do Journey as well. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
Really at the Whitney Houston song I Will Always Love You, Yeah, dude,
it's gotta be something to try that a lot of
people do every time you see one of those talent shows,
like that's one of the main go to songs. They
always try to show off their vocal talent that they
don't have by doing I Will Always Love You or
something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I keep it up beat doesn't have to be a
slow song, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
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Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
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Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Uh yeah, He'll be giving away a bunch of concert
tickets and theme park tickets and stuff like that.
Speaker 8 (01:11:55):
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Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
Yeah, So all the information just go to the woodieshow
dot com click on events.
Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are going to go, oh God, he's
here again. You're so tortured, man, I am the wood Shure.
Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Now, before you share what you're gonna share, Gina, and
I don't know exactly what it is. I just want
you to consider something because you're still relatively new and
the grand scheme of things you're not.
Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Greg feels a certain way about hoarders. Yeah, I mean
we all.
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Feel a certain way about hoarders.
Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
I think that.
Speaker 11 (01:12:37):
Saying.
Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I mean, is it a mental disorder, sure, but it's
rooted in pure laziness, So like eighty five percent of
it is just laziness. Point being, when you see an
episode of Hoarders, it's never somebody who's a marathon runner
or a doctor, right, CEO, and they have non functioning plumbing.
Just because you like to collect stuff doesn't mean I'm
(01:13:00):
not gonna get my toilet.
Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
I totally agree. But what if you're just hoarding like
one specific thing, just lazy? But what if it's one
specific thing you can't part with one genre?
Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
That's I kind of think everybody's guilty of that.
Speaker 11 (01:13:11):
But you you never see a hoarder house and it
has like fifty thousand barbies that are all perfectly immaculately arranged.
Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Yeah, I love that show rules because it makes me clean.
Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Should like a box or a rap pizza boxes exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
Yeah, I couldn't agree more fast food wrappers, trash, Greg,
I couldn't be more with you. You're absolutely right that
is a mental disorder. But what if it's just like
certain things, like there are certain things I cannot get
rid of I've tried, or I will get rid of
them and then somehow, like a replica will come back.
Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
What do you say you're like jackets?
Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
O my husband, My wife feels to me about that too.
Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Mine, how many jackets you have?
Speaker 11 (01:13:57):
I have?
Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
I have like twenty five?
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Twenty five are old.
Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
Or collected over the.
Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
Jacket.
Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Right, yeah, you know what I have. I have this jacket.
Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
I have a couple like station jackets, like radio station jackets.
I'm not those because I keep those the way I
keep at least a couple of shirts from the stations
I worked at.
Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Right, at some point, I'll look back at this.
Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Now, this one my mom is guilty of because I
beg her not to do it. She hoards and collects
cute tote bags and then I get a shipment of
them sent to my home and I say, please don't.
My husband is going to kill both of us. No,
but this was like Vera Bradley and it's quilted in Paisley,
you know, like moms send me all these weekend bags
tote bags.
Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
Okay, so not like the ones that people go crazy
for a trader Joe's No, like.
Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
A fun, a fun, sassy weekend bag. They keep coming
into the house and I don't know what to do
with them, And then the other one is but they're
so cute there they probably weren't cheap.
Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
No, they were not, some of them.
Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Yeah, but like what do you tell mom?
Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Nothing sold using them?
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Well, she comes to the house, Oh, where's that Vera Bradley,
you know, the seventeenth when I got you.
Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
So my in laws are notoriously terrible gift givers, like
they mean, well, right, but my wife will go so
or they'll send us something that we already have, right
and you know, this is a good gift, but we
already had one. So they sat like this air fryer,
you know, uh toaster oven air fyer thing, right. It
(01:15:38):
sat in the box, brand new, you know, and it
sat like in a you know where you keep crap,
like whether you're that like one little corner of a
room or a closet or a garage or yeah, where
it just kind of you collect.
Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
And it sat there.
Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
And then I noticed, like a day or two before
my in laws came for a visit, this brand new
toaster of an air frier that we never used and
never planned on using. I don't know what we're going
to do with it, geft or something.
Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Was out of the box.
Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
The box was gone, and it was still sitting in
the same general area as if we were just kind
of keeping it there for right now when we have
been And I have not asked my wife about that,
but I know she did that on purpose. But when
you get something really bad, Like if somebody gave me
a bird feeder as an example, it really doesn't give
that I would that I would never use you know,
(01:16:29):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't hold onto it just so I
could put it out whenever they came by.
Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
You wouldn't know. I'm afraid to get rid of somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
I wonder if they even remember that they gave you.
Does your mom have the best memory in the world, Yes.
Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Because she it's a conversation pee oh. And then the
Vera Bradley it's always very Samy. I love that you
know this brand, and it's like very momish, quoted big.
Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
I mean, they're nice bags, but.
Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
They're very everyone's style. But I have the backpacks that
she goes to the outl.
Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Outlet.
Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
I'm like, please don't send any oh, but just this one.
And I have gone through multiple relationships with this.
Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Those I probably have eight and they're big.
Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Yeah. I think they collects at our house. I've mentioned
it before. Water bottles, yeah, yeah, don't really care one
of those.
Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
But that's the thing. And then we have this like, well,
we have a lot of sunglasses, cheap sunglasses, and I
gave a ton away on those buy nothing groups, and
it's like they're all back. That's the problem. Like, and
my my husband is guilty too. He has all the
shoes in the world and they're ugly and they're everywhere.
But like one of us will get like a bug
up arress to clean the house and then suddenly see
(01:17:40):
the house with new eyes and look at the other
person like they are trash.
Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
So we have kind of like uh sneakers.
Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Yeah, like Lebron's. He has all the Lebrons in the world.
Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
So you just don't like the way they the colors
or whatever's dump.
Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Very small house, so they just kind of like collect
in those cases. They're so dacky. Oh God, what am
I supposed to do with them? Put them in put
them in a hamper? What do you do with them?
Sea Bass?
Speaker 8 (01:18:04):
I would throw them away?
Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
Yeah, I can't throw shoes. It's three hundred doll he
wears them.
Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
I put them in the closet. I have like shells that.
Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Close is mine.
Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
He doesn't get a closet.
Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
My my thing is And I'm going to get rid
of them because I found a new favorite black shirt.
I have like seventy five blacks.
Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
Oh my God, there's one category of things.
Speaker 8 (01:18:25):
Unique Glow. They have like these really nice thick black
shirts but on the inside heavy t's yeah, but on
the inside it feels like saden. It's like super crazy
comfortable and uh yeah, so I'm getting rid of all
my seventy five black shirts and just buying these.
Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
They're so recently, so nice pro tip on the black
shirt thing, like for you know, fat guys, like we're
supposed to wear like a heavier yeah. Yeah, the heavier tea.
Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Yeah right, was structured, Yeah, heavier because it covers up
man boobs. Because just the way it hangs, Yeah, so
you can get like these companies that will cut it
specifically built for fatter guys to kind of hide beer
guts and man cans. And it's also made of a
heavier thanks to the weave, so even though it hangs
(01:19:14):
a certain way, it doesn't look super baggy under the arms,
like a just a standing Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
But not just watching that commercial with the guy with
the giant belly, what they're for.
Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
Those shirts, I feel like I'm inside a silk pillow. Dude,
you gotta check this out. Unique Uniclo They're they're in
every single mall. But yeah, you can find uh, every
single mall.
Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
I get that's right, now that I know what you're
talking about. My kid and husband have all the uniclo
dry air whatever it's called. Yeah, those exactly, I'll look
it up. You're absolutely right about the thickness.
Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
You'll find it. You hate via Bradley. It looks like
you're wearing a house coat.
Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
It is mom to the tea for a mom.
Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
With old women.
Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Coffee quilty have the worst taste, Greg, Right, I mean
you're pretty neat and tidy. And I say pretty, I
mean extremely neat and tidy. Yeah, but I'm kind of
like Gina when it comes to jackets though, now that
you got that you mentioned jackets, I'm thinking about. I
have in the guest room closet every jacket I think
I've ever owned. I try, I go through them, and
(01:20:23):
I think, oh, I can give this one away. I
can give this one away. But maybe I'm gonna go
to some cold climate one day and I'm gonna need it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
And then that never comes, and then I have blazers
like that went to suits that I no longer have,
that are way too big and they have shoulder pads.
I'm like, ye, Well, maybe if I have a funeral
to go to.
Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
I have a closet that's just all jackets.
Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
And then I see, you guys get the I have
a jacket still from high school because it's still fit.
Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Yeah, like all my jackets are really old. I think
I've won newer one by newer one, maybe a couple
of years old. But everything else is ten plus.
Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
I think the one thing I one jacket and everything
else you rent.
Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
No, no, no, no, not like I don't have any jacket.
I don't own any.
Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
I mean you have like one like kind of like
army jacket that's cool, like that gray one.
Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
Oh yeah, I bought that an Amazon, like an Amazon
Basics jacket. Spent like twenty bucks on it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Yeah, I like that jacket. But then I have it.
Speaker 6 (01:21:16):
Then I have like a thin little wind breaker one,
and then I have I don't know, one winter one.
And then somehow ended up over the years, how greg
like went somewhere and bought like a windbreaker at a
grocery store, Like I somehow ended up with a few
of those. And then my wife gives me crap bowl
get rid of these, and she wants to get rid
of like the ones that I'd like to.
Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Keep it not that crappy. The one thing I want
to do that you do still do and you just
mentioned it is keep t shirts or jackets for sentimental reasons.
I used to have all the radio station shirts and
I thought I'll never wear them again, but I can't
get rid of them now.
Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
Like yep, I kept them because I had a plan
for them. If somebody had mentioned Sammy would love this.
It's real old lady and crafty.
Speaker 16 (01:21:57):
But oh.
Speaker 6 (01:21:59):
A person I used to work with took in same thing,
worked decades in radio, had all these shirts from all
the different radio stations they worked at, handed them off
to this company, and the company made like this giant
blanket which is using the material from all the different shirts.
All the logos and everything else are in there. And
I saw it and I was like, that's kind of cool.
(01:22:19):
But what I thought like maybe for like a man
cave kind of thing at some point when I'm done
with this and I can be like, oh, I could
look at all eight hundred radio stations at work that I.
Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Didn't mean to do that for twenty years. But now
I'm like, what do I do with this ugly quill?
Speaker 8 (01:22:32):
Because in the closet. What I want is, you know
all of our passes that we've gotten for like concerts
and stuff like that. I've kept all of them.
Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
I get a bunch of those too.
Speaker 8 (01:22:41):
I would love. Do you know how they do those
tables that what's.
Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
It called a coffee table?
Speaker 18 (01:22:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
They put like a lacquer over the Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:22:49):
Not, but I would put it in like my garage
as like a work bench type thing.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Yeah, and have all those work bench What are you
going to work on? It would look at all those yeah,
carpentry and what are you gonna get into the cabinet
making and work? When I need to change the battery
in one of my ring cameras, I can put it
on my head.
Speaker 11 (01:23:06):
The same principle as his big kitchen aid mixer. He's
not going to use it, Yeah, just as her aesthetics.
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
I've got room for a work bench.
Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
What do you what are you hoarding? Eight seven seven
forty four? What do you like?
Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
What are you holding on to for for no reason?
It's not a mental thing, right Greg? I mean no,
I mean stuff like jackets.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
I get it. Some thing the bags, I guess because
apparently your mom searches your.
Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Closets when and she's coming out dress she got me
and I almost gave it away yesterday and I was like,
she's gonna ask about the dress. No, she's not that
she ever asked about this stuffy does she? Is that
not the cutest dress? That's how you know she loves something.
It's not is that cute?
Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
Like I'm saying, if you kept the most recent one,
keep the most recent bag dress, whatever it is that
she just got you the other ones, because she'll be uh,
she'll be focused on the newest thing that she sent you.
Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
She'll set me up like, oh, I didn't bring it
right bag and I just brought one of the ones.
I said.
Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Literally believe that she's got dementia like that. She's in
the beginning stages of it. So yeah, so when she goes, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Never got that, like your daughter, I have this bag
and I have this b I don't have that bag.
You must have sent that to somebody else.
Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
You have a secret daughter you never told me. See
what you do, bold face lie right to them.
Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
You know that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Yeah you should try that out.
Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
We'll get to get a quick break more what he
shows next, hang up back in a field back you
made it and just in time the badge.
Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
Yeah, Gina was talking about stuff that she's holding on
to for no real reason. Someone call it hoarding.
Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Yeah, everybody, everybody does. You're right, but everybody does it
to a to a degree. Ashley, what are you uh?
What do you got just way too many? What are
you holding on to? Ban t shirts? Shirt? Hold onto?
Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
Those were something I was gonna say that, like, unlike
the beanie babies that you held on to.
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Hundreds, oh more than that.
Speaker 9 (01:25:14):
But when you're a girl and you cut them up,
then they're kind of not worth than anything anymore.
Speaker 13 (01:25:20):
The time.
Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Friend Teresa, Teresa rock Face. She is always on her
social media like cutting up every shirt that she buys.
Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
She makes it look really cool.
Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
Yeah, but you spend good money on these shirts and
then you're just grabbing a pair of scissors and cut
them up.
Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
I'm not saying you're not gonna wear it when it's
just kind of boringly right, you wanted to fit a
certain cool but you can't resell it.
Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
No, you're right. She does a good job of it
because like the look works, But man, i'd be but.
Speaker 8 (01:25:46):
If you're not doing it for an investment, she's tailoring
it to her.
Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Yeah. Actually, how many of these things do you think
you got?
Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
So you do a general wash because you've accumulated a lot,
and then they get a little smelly.
Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
So one time I watched all of them, folded all
of them, and they were about.
Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Like ninety ninety damn you.
Speaker 17 (01:26:07):
Cut them up.
Speaker 8 (01:26:08):
Then they fit in smaller places.
Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Yeah, ay, bored. How many like wrestling shirts and stuff?
Do you have too many?
Speaker 21 (01:26:15):
That's probably something that I'm hoarding. Wrestling shirts, band t shirts.
I've actually started donating them to friends that I know
for their kids that are going through.
Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
High school and ste I thought you were selling them.
Speaker 21 (01:26:27):
I've gone through some of them that are worth money,
Like there's that one wrestling shirt that I sold that
I got four hundred dollars for.
Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
See.
Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
Actually that's what we're talking about. Like some of these
band shirts hold on to them and you can.
Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
So I was this story just recently. This Snoop Dogg
shirt was going for four thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Why why.
Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
Super hard to get vined shirt? This Bus of Rhymes
one was two thousand. Oh dude, my my buddy, you
guys know Kevin. Yeah, so my buddy Kevin, his son
is home from college and he's a he's a broke
college kid. Yeah, his girlfriend came out to visit and
meet the family and do the whole thing and just
kind of hang out. And they went out and they
bought a couple of things. Well, he bought this T shirt.
(01:27:10):
It's just a T shirt, but it was like eighty
dollars and I have like just an old picture of
Wayne Gretzky on it. Oh yeah, And you could tell
just because of the way, like the bag had a
certain like you know, high end you know, the difference
between like a plastic shopping bag and then.
Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Some of the high end stores.
Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
It looked like with the little handles. Yeah, mater, how
much did you pay? Like how much did you pay
per bag as a as a business just to have
that bag?
Speaker 13 (01:27:35):
Right?
Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
The packaging, the way And I go, dude, I want
don't do we want to know in front of your
parents how much you paid for that shirt?
Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Yeah, He's like it wasn't bad.
Speaker 8 (01:27:44):
It's like eighty.
Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
Dollars, Like eighty dollars dollars. Yeah, especially for our college.
Speaker 12 (01:27:48):
Kid, you'd be surprised how standard that is for some
T shirts, I mean fifty to eighty dollars depending. I
mean you can walk into any store and find a
shirt that costs that much.
Speaker 11 (01:27:56):
Like forget the concert exclusive merchant. We talked about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
That's yeah, that's a that's a whole different thing. It's
played by the bootlegs on the street. And that's why
the marshals.
Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Yeah, you guys ever been to an old navy. They
got a Nirvana and Zeppelin shirts, they got all kinds
of stuff target.
Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Yeah, yeah, it's all licensing. I heard news, oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
And not like and here's the thing I tried out
to hold on to this stuff. That's uh, it's gotten
way better. That's a news story. But like if there's like,
uh something about me, let me find uh, let's see.
Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
You to just keep papers just like all laid out. Now,
at least you have that metal I kept here here.
Let's let's try to guess. Let's try to guess how old.
And you're really good at googling stuff on the fly. Here, Seabas,
let's see if you can find out when this story
is from. I'll just go to the back of this
that's right in front of me. Okay, woman finds maggots
(01:28:54):
in her steak. A woman in Australia went to a
place called Lone Star rib House. Else her husband and
son were there, and as soon as their steaks hit
the table, she said she noticed something. Movie.
Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
Of course, I pulled the story because I thought of great, yea,
of course, because how much he loves all you know.
Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Magazine.
Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
At first, her husband thought it might be the seasoning,
but nope, it was maggots in the stake. The restaurant
staff told her that the maggots came from her salad,
not the steak.
Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
In that case, never mind, but.
Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
She was still upset, and it says it was. It's
currently being investigated by the City Council and the ns
W Food Authority. All right, so do you have the
date on that story? Don't tell us what it is yet,
all right? Like how old do you think that is?
Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
Months?
Speaker 8 (01:29:45):
Anytime?
Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
Two months?
Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
Yea, six months, six months, a year, yeah, a year,
year and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Same is closest.
Speaker 8 (01:29:54):
It's about nine.
Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Months nine months? All right? That's you know what.
Speaker 6 (01:29:58):
That's not as old as I thought it was, because
it's towards.
Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
The back of this set.
Speaker 8 (01:30:01):
He used to have stuff on that table over there
five years.
Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Well a lot of that stuff was like kind of
jumping off points for different things and sit there for
four or five years. Yeah, But I would go through
knowing that I had like a we're talking about hoarding.
I know, I got something about hoarding and that. So
I'd rifle through it, find that and bring it up.
And you know, it didn't burn a lot through that pile.
It would just sit there, Yes, because it was like
an archive and our type of stuff like okay, because
(01:30:29):
you never know where the cut the conversation on this shows.
Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Have a filing system, yeah, like little folders and stuff. Yeah,
let's see, I want to take a guess at another one. Yeah,
all right, see, I see like something a lot of stuff,
like I said, not necessarily. Oh here we go.
Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
All right, how old is this one?
Speaker 12 (01:30:53):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
A police officer in South Carolina got himself in trouble.
He arrested this woman and on the way to the
detention center, he stopped at the gas station and bought
her bought a cigar, a lighter, and a sports drink,
and from there he drove to a secluded area in
an industrial park and that's where he touched the woman
on her button her boobs while she was handcuffed, and
(01:31:16):
then propositioned her for sex.
Speaker 8 (01:31:18):
Cool guy.
Speaker 6 (01:31:19):
Despite what seemed like an irresistible offer, she turned him
down and was taken to jail. The cop charged with
second degree assault and battery, and of course, so fired again.
Police officers South Carolina offered a woman a cigar and
exchange for sex.
Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
That's what every woman wants.
Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Yeah, yeah, of course instead of jail, I would take
the deal. Yeah, do you have the story there? Oh? Yeah, okay,
how old is it? Seven months?
Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
Seven months? Let's go two years, two years, three years,
three years.
Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
I'm going to say four years.
Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
Okay, Gregory's your winner. It's about six months, you know what.
I'm kind of proud of myself.
Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
Honestly. That's another I thought, man, this has got to
be old. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
It sounded like one of those.
Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
In my stupid head, I go, oh, you know, when
we have the cops. We just had a story this
week about cops behaving badly. There was a story.
Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
This is a new one. This is just this week.
Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
Detroit cop pulled this woman over. The cop and his partner.
They they thought they spotted a drug deal going on.
But they did find drugs in the car. Right the
passenger released and when she got her purse back, she
noticed there was six hundred dollars in cash missing.
Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Oh damn. Woman filed a complaint. The Internal Affairs department
opened up an investigation. They looked at the bodycam footage
and sure enough, with the bodycam going, the cop right
there on the bodycam taking the money out of the
Oh yeah, so it wasn't logged. Wasn't bad.
Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
Greg's made that point like, oh, we didn't find ten thousand,
we found one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Right, I've seen training day.
Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
Maybe the cop was suspended, No dock, can I get
get fired? But see like when that story comes up
this week and I go, oh, yeah, there was another
story about the.
Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Cigar who grabbed your boob. Yeah, cops behaving bad it
becomes a segment mops behaving badly? But do you keep it?
After you talk about it, You're gone? Those are gone,
see you.
Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
Now? If I hadn't hoarded the news, we wouldn't have
been able to do this fun little game shows next.
Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
By Hattie, that's sure got a tasty kick doing. We'll
be right back. He puts the g in Garcia, so
call sports all right.
Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Happy Friday, Jeff g Good morning, Good morning, squad, Happy Friday, everybody.
Let's start with baseball. Angels lost to the Rangers last night,
splitting that series. Angels welcome the d Backs to Angel
Stadium this weekend tonight reversible bucket hat night and then
tomorrow long sleeve throwback T shirt. That one's kind of dope, uh.
Moving on to the Dodgers there in the Bay Area
this weekend against the hated Giants. Dustin May starts tonight.
(01:33:58):
By the way, Dodgers announced Kobe Bryant boblehead giveaway August eighth.
That's eight eight get it. Those tickets are going to
be pricey. By the way, make sure you listen to
all Dodger games on a five seventy LA Sports are
on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Moving on to the NBA Summer League.
Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Bronni had a chance to win it last night for
the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Bronnie off the screen, gets the switch five on the clock,
little pack where pulls to three a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Unfortunately that one didn't drop for Bronnie. He had eight points.
Swider had twenty two. Lakers play again tomorrow against the
Pelicans goodpers played tonight and Sunday night in Vegas. Soccer
this weekend Sunday at twelve noon, he got PSG versus
Chelsea That is a FIFA Club World Cup Final Galaxy
taken on DC United Sunday, as well LAFCFC Dallas this weekend.
(01:34:45):
And last, but not least, the idiot Athlete of the
Week goes to Chargers brand new running back Najee Harris.
He got an eye injury after a fireworks mishap at
a Fourth of July event.
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Now, apparently the injury.
Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Is only superficial and he should be able to start
the upcoming NFL season on time, maybe with an eye patch. Apparently,
that mishap at that party injured several people, including one
person that lost multiple fingers.
Speaker 5 (01:35:08):
Win are people we're gonna learn.
Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Leave the fireworks, the professionals, keep all your fingers.
Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
It's easy, man.
Speaker 8 (01:35:14):
I'm Jeff G and that's your so cal sports Jeff.
Speaker 18 (01:35:19):
No.
Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
The idea is, you don't hold it in your hand,
you don't light it and then hover over it.
Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
At the end of this check it out. Yeah, there's
a way to do a lot of things. Most things
actually safely properly, don't hold them like the only thing
I can think of like that you couldn't do safely, Like, oh,
you know, I always want to do I want to
do that trick where the alligator holds its mouth open,
you put your head in there and you show that
(01:35:45):
it's not going to bite down on you, Like, I
don't know if there's like a safe way to do that. No,
by not doing it.
Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
Yeah, Now, of course you can absolutely guarantee that you
will never lose a finger or anything bad will happen
with fireworks if you're right, if you just never never
do that, never never messed with fireworks. But they're still, yeah,
resistible though they're too much fun they are.
Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Make them.
Speaker 6 (01:36:10):
But I also understand like why it's a really bad
idea around here with how it is. Man, we we
did them in Pittsburgh and you know my dad's place,
and uh, but it's it's been raining non stop. There's
no way you would have ever caught a fire. Just
the other day, I saw somebody throw a cigarette out
the car. Yeah, do you know where you are? Yeah,
(01:36:31):
it's Friday morning. I was thinking about a song Menace,
And every time I've heard this song, I thought about
you because I remember you were obsessed with this song.
Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Then, yes, I don't know. Why do you ever have
a song.
Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
There's all of a sudden out of nowhere, it's like
every day cats dead.
Speaker 8 (01:36:47):
Yeah, cataracts are back, by the way. With that, they're
doing movies thing.
Speaker 6 (01:36:54):
Yeah, like a G six that's a good let's just
play it, okay. Text, we're talking about hoarding and things
that you're holding onto. Somebody like, I hoard coffee mugs.
(01:37:14):
I buy one every place I go. I want to
have I want to have the memory space.
Speaker 13 (01:37:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
Someone said they have coffee makers. I got three of
them in a cabinet, plus the one they're using. And
they just bought an espresso machine for Prime Day. Oh
those are fun. Yeah, uh seven eleven and movie theater
drink cups.
Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Oh god, that's legal garbage.
Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
Parents.
Speaker 6 (01:37:41):
Parents do this, and I've never understood why where you
keep all your kids baby teeth?
Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
Disgusting? That's that's nasty.
Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
My parents still have.
Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Mine memory six five.
Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
Do you ever bring them out and look at them
and go, oh, to daughter's head.
Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:38:01):
Going through the garage recently, we were like, oh, the baby.
Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Or a rattle for your own kids today, you know six'.
Speaker 13 (01:38:09):
Five.
Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
Oh going back To gina's, thing because her mom will
send her like those quilted toasts, bags AND i, said,
well you know what you should do is just tell,
her like when she asked about that specific, one go
LIKE i you me. Yeah and somebody said that's a
slippery slope saying OH i never got, it because it
could turn into oh you, Didn't i'll send you another,
(01:38:30):
one And i'll pack in this other thing you don't
like in that.
Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Package.
Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
NOW i gave.
Speaker 6 (01:38:35):
THAT i gave it advice To gina because she could
probably pull it. Off i'm the person who, goes you know,
What i'm not really going to use. THIS i would
hate for you to give this to me BECAUSE i
have no use for.
Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
This.
Speaker 6 (01:38:45):
TRUE i will just tell you straight up, like, YEAH
i don't need this, garbage, Right but if it.
Speaker 7 (01:38:52):
Was already delivered and sent to you when you open it.
Speaker 6 (01:38:54):
Up, YEAH i would just regift. It if they ever
asked about, it go you know, WHAT i got. It
AND i, realized, like because it's sat here for a,
month OR i just wasn't using, it SO i didn't
want it to go to.
Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
Waste SO i gave it to somebody. Else. Good you
did that to me WHEN i brought a bottle of
wine over and you're, like, Look i'm never gonna. Drink
just take it, back take it. Back, yeah because, Yeah,
Greg greg was being cool and you, know doing what
you're you, know they, Said, OKAY i Guess i'll bring.
IT i can drink.
Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
It, Yeah, GREG i want you to have, It, OKAY i.
Will it is the worst when you got to try
to pretend, like.
Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Oh my, god, yeah oh this is great crap. FUN
i haven't been guilty of that with framed, Photos like
if a friend is staying over and they gave me
a frame photo in the, past it goes in the
guest room when they're.
Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
There that's.
Speaker 7 (01:39:40):
Amazing you're good. Them you remember who gives you what They're.
Speaker 6 (01:39:46):
Back WHEN i was a, kid my mom used to
rearrange the photos and stuff on the refrigerator for when
people were coming, over like depending on what side of
the family and who.
Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Was there and their pictures of their kids and. What i'm, Like, OKAY.
Speaker 8 (01:39:58):
I feel LIKE i get guilty of that AND i
never get.
Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Any Bab yeah, yeah well you like to give.
Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
Gifts he likes to get gifts to shoot all your
birthdays eight seven four what he text us over to
two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
Show we'll be right The woody shows.
Speaker 6 (01:40:16):
Local news and it's get another headline closure at home
here in the state Of, california and.
Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
It's, like we get At. Irvine you make all the best.
Lists they made another best of. Lists Now irvine is
showing up on another, one ranked the Best Southern california
city for. Renters because wallet hub did their national, survey
looked at rent, prices, liveability local, laws and some other.
Criteria irvine didn't do very well on, affordability no, surprise
but it did rank as best in So cal for.
(01:40:44):
Renters and Then bort's new hometown Of Huntington beach comes
in at number.
Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
Two what's it?
Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Called uh, Sorry Rulington. Beach there was a typo on my.
Page and Then San diego ranks number three in So,
Cal Garden grove at number, four and then he Got
Santa clarita at number, five and then fifty miles away
from number, One irvine is the city ranked the. Worst
this will be no news to. Menace that would Be San,
bernardino worst So cal city for renters and overall in
(01:41:11):
the entire, country the best city for. Rents it can't
be priced, though well it can't be. That that's conditions
Right Overland, Park, kansas number, one borders down borders had
a noticeable difference just in his like vibe and his.
Mood and it's just like the way he, looks you, know, like,
yeah so you grew up in the, valley, Right, YEAH
i grew up In North hollywood and now you're In
(01:41:31):
Orange county and you're loving. IT i have never felt
more mentally healthy in my.
Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
Life that's.
Speaker 21 (01:41:36):
Amazing this is night and day difference from the gravel
THAT i was in In burbank's.
Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
Sony why DIDN'T i move To Orange county a decade?
Speaker 8 (01:41:44):
Ago city and social media videos of people just driving
out Of Los angeles In Orange county they feel?
Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Different, yeah. Exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:41:52):
Yeah the air is, nicer it's, cleaner it's.
Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
Weird, Sudden, yeah less, aggressive there's less.
Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Litter this show all, Right welcome back.
Speaker 6 (01:42:04):
Everybody it Is, Friday july the, eleventh seven. Eleven today
is seven eleven, Day free Slurpy. Day it's like a
free small one. Here, yeah, yeah not good not to
be confused with to bring your own cup. Thing that's
yeah this year That i'm most completely. DIFFERENT i did
see a guy he had a pretty good one Sea
(01:42:25):
bass where he constructed his own. Cup it was, LIKE
i don't, know forty feet, long but it did fit
through the, opening so it was a cup so instead
of just being like a you, know tall is like
a regular like a tumbler cup would, be it was
like forty feet like, yeah by the, way but it
would fit through the. Things so he got so much
slurpy in this. Thing and the guy of course was
not not not, pleased but he had his buddy try
(01:42:48):
to drink out of it in the parking lot and
just basically it looked like like something from old School
Double Dare, yeah thumbed and. Slurpy beat The, House yeah,
Yeah beat The House. Menace today Is National Old State
Fair Food. Day oh hell.
Speaker 8 (01:43:02):
Yeah and Then i'll.
Speaker 6 (01:43:03):
Leave all the other stuff Because i'm gonna still have
that kind of. Time we got to find out what's
happening in the world of. Entertainment, yes well we do
have an.
Speaker 13 (01:43:09):
Update you.
Speaker 8 (01:43:10):
Know Craig, robinson he was on the office and you,
know there was this announcement that he was going to
retire and then you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
Retire From Comedy City, Stone yeah you never.
Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
Seen you guys called the fake news and said it
was probably you, know a partnership with, somebody and it
was it was AN at AND t campaign their NEW.
Ai so, yeah a bunch of cast members got together
and you, know they did a commercial about.
Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
It so you guys were.
Speaker 8 (01:43:34):
Right he is not.
Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
Retired what else would he.
Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
Do it's just like That snoop Dog i'm giving up
smoke and he did the smokeless.
Speaker 8 (01:43:40):
Grills oh, yeah everybody free armies AND i love You.
Arby's but there are The, Burgers barbies or whatever it. Was,
yeah no ihobum so dumb was fifteen.
Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
Times, well not That Craig robinson things so, much but
some of those other. Ones The Snoop dogg thing for,
sure and that's AN i hob thing. Time, well, see
you're gonna love. This it Is Liam gallagher Of. Oasis
he says he's not interested in doing car pool. Karaoke
if you don't, know they still do it on like
they Do APPLE. Tv, Yeah APPLE tv took, over But
(01:44:14):
liam says that he's not.
Speaker 8 (01:44:17):
Interested he's not interested in doing that with that fat,
Bloke James gordon. HIM i thought That James corden hate was,
over But i'm glad to say being.
Speaker 10 (01:44:27):
NO i see it's it's starting to ramp.
Speaker 8 (01:44:30):
Up like the old stories of him being a. WHOLE
i DON'T i don't care that he's. AHOLE i just
care that he's not. Funny, okay well apparently he's not
a good as well allegedly. Good we were asking what's
going on With Tom brady and him being, single and
first he was what he was, With, well there was
a room That Sydney. Sweeney, no, no, no, no No
(01:44:52):
johnson he was With Dakota johnson on the yacht was
Also Tom brady And City. Swing, no that Was Katy PERRY'S.
Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
X Katie, perry Not Katy. Pear Sidney.
Speaker 6 (01:45:06):
Sweeney for like two or three weeks in a, row
there's a different person each weekend that they were, like,
Oh Sidney.
Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
Sweeney has been seeing with, whatever and one of those
Was Tom.
Speaker 7 (01:45:15):
Brady he was talking To Tom brady at an event and.
Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
That was the.
Speaker 8 (01:45:18):
Whole everybody kind of ran with, it schooling menace on this.
Stuff no, no, no, No, well because, Yeah Katy PERRY'S,
x what's his Name. Bloom he was out shopping With Sidney.
Sweeney so that's WHAT i get.
Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
It she gets around to get.
Speaker 8 (01:45:34):
IT i THOUGHT i got. Confused my. Bad, well now
the latest hike that he they're trying to team him
up with Is Sophia. Vigara what do you think about that?
One she's just hanging out In. Spain, yeah that would never.
WORK i don't, YE i don't see that he was With.
Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
Gisell you don't think it would have.
Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
Worked so you know she's too, OLD i mean Probably.
Speaker 6 (01:45:59):
TOM i think he was probably too old and the
voice after about ten minutes will get really.
Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Old how long you've been?
Speaker 18 (01:46:07):
Here?
Speaker 8 (01:46:08):
Yaya well, sorry, GRANDMA i guess you're not getting With Tom.
Speaker 21 (01:46:13):
Brady.
Speaker 8 (01:46:13):
Yeah, well speaking Of, spain who else is In spain
Is Jennifer aniston and she's been spotted with this, Guy Jim,
curtis who is a. HYPNOTIST a.
Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
Hypnotist yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:46:29):
Cool this has been going on for a, bit, right
like it's just, surfacing but they've been.
Speaker 8 (01:46:33):
Together that's how he got.
Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
WITH i was just saying not to wonder how he got.
Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
HER i really don't get like why she's so snake,
bitten like She's America sweetheart's for years. Decade she seems
like just a, sweet normal.
Speaker 6 (01:46:46):
Chick you would, say you would think that typically you
got to figure like at some point it's, them, right
that's they can't make it work with.
Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
Anybody what Is Aaron? Rodgers same?
Speaker 6 (01:46:57):
Deal like he had all these like really coolbody, says
like really cool down to earth kind of, chicks Just
patrick's And.
Speaker 8 (01:47:03):
Livy he's got somebody.
Speaker 6 (01:47:05):
Now but see that is you, know, yeah that is
even up for debate because they said there is no
record of it, anywhere like people want to go fine
because you have to, register, right like uh, yeah marriage
license and, stuff and probably it didn't wherever he said
he got it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (01:47:19):
Exist so he did it in a different. Country uh
huh yeah, yeah or he was just so.
Speaker 5 (01:47:24):
High yeah he thought he got.
Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
Married he just thought he got, married really got.
Speaker 8 (01:47:30):
Married, Well wimbledon is wrapping up this, weekend and You
grant actually went this week to go check it, out
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that said you're not allowed to swear In, wimbledon like
the players can't, swear so the line judges have to
learn all the curse words in all the languages to
make sure that NOBODY'S i think that's actually.
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Today is July the eleventh, twenty twenty five.
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And the last time I looked at my watch, it
said it was Friday morning, right, I thought, you boom,
Well that's usually in the evening if I'm on schedule
your schedules. But hey, first week back after a holiday weekend,
we survived. We're here, Woody Gray, menaced Grand Sea Mass Sammy,
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That was after I guess those the videos that were
going around the Gina brought to the table and apparently apparently, yeah,
avocado tastes like clean penis.
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I wasn't kidding clean.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, Greg, Greg wasn't on board with that.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Tastes like avocado.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yeah, not that Greg has anything against avocados or pia.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
We could definitely, we could taste it and definitely see
how they got there.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
It doesn't just taste like it.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Yeah.
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Anyway, So if you want to check in, great, tell
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Today Friday failed Stories, We've got the d u i Q.
We're gonna try something called friddy oki today. Okay, get
some of the trending news headlines. So so that is
happening here on the Woodi Show. All right, So Chad Hanks,
(03:57):
we love Chad Hanks. Yes, he's the best. You guys
remember Uh Hanks he was. He was doing the Jamaican
accent for a while. So Chet Hanks, tom Hanks's son. Yes,
that Tom Hanks get from.
Speaker 9 (04:13):
That golden gloats him.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
We've SENI fight that Tom's position and.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
What so anyway, he was, uh he was on this
list crack dot com. They called it NEPO fails. So
people that despite the leg up that they had, still
haven't been able to make anything happen. Well, they do
mention that, they do mention that says tragically, the scared
(04:38):
straight style wilderness intervention that he was subjected to as
a teen didn't take, and chet Hanks has achieved only
infamy in his decades long struggle for pop culture relevance.
His song White Boy Summer is the closest he's gotten
so far, but the intended celebration of fly white boys
who love beautiful queens of every race has turned to
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more of a white, privileged white pride anthem.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh that is that what we got from scratch White
Boy Summer. I made a bad powdered dance in set
of bag like it was her.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Only chance races for advanced goodness.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You went and made a only fans.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Hot Boy, White Boy Someway.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
Was just at our company's iHeart Country Awards because he's
now he's trying to be a broke country guy.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
He was also just in the hit series Running Point
that has the main character the Ericnray Show.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
All right, all right.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Also on their list Susan Sarandon's daughter Al Murray.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah and stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Well, here's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Here's what they point out. Daughter of Susan Sarandon and
an Italian producer director. She's been acting since she was
a kid, but has largely failed to land a film
that doesn't stars some one named Susan Sarandon.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
She was on an episode of Friends, as you remember
with Susan Saranta.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
So she has turned, they say, to a lifestyle blogging instead.
Speaker 12 (06:10):
Also was a new girl she worked with Schmid, Thank
you all right.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Also on the list Oshae. Jackson Junior Ice cube Son
love him. Tried the music thing, didn't work, so he
tried acting. Now his biggest credit was playing his dad
and he was great at it. Straight out of comedy.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
He was also was he just in transformed.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
He's been numerous It is a terrible list. All yeah,
Well I'm going to this is the point of the show.
We have discussion Dennis thieves want and too.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, you're actually your points being made Posh Spices and
David Beckham's son Brooklyn Joseph Beckham I support this.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Has tried getting into both family businesses, first failing to
get any good at soccer and then failing to break
in entertainment. His cooking show, Cooking with Brooklyn, came under
fire first for being bad, then losting one hundred thousand
dollars in episode Oh damn because they had to have
a sixty two person team try to make it look
(07:07):
like he could cook.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh, that's too many.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Sixty person team.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Okay, sixty person team.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
I could see him hiring introduction company for that, because
he's an idiot.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Also on the list Miley Cyrus's sister Noah Ciris.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, what's her deal?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
She's a singer, says.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Noah Cyrus says, hit that we played on our station.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Noah Cyrus has vaulted off the platforms given to her
by her horrible dad and successful sister Horrible and even
had a single peak at number forty six on the
Billboard Hot one hundred back in twenty sixteen ultimately landed
way closer to the Billy Ray end of the spectrum
instead of the Miley end.
Speaker 11 (07:43):
Billy Ray's doing just fine. Thank he was on Old
Town Road and okay, so.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
He had Achy Breaky Heart and he had Old Town
Road featured on Ultimate, separated by decades.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Came a total wreck.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Oh yeah, I'm seeing what. She just dropped a new
song she dropped featuring Blake Shelton.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, you had to look it up right, just did
not off the top of your head.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
She literally just came.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
She has five point five million Instagram followers.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
There for success.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
And then finally, Jackie Chan's son. Uh so this guy
tell us he was named China's anti drug ambassador back
in two thousand and nine, but then seven years later,
his name's JC he was caught up in a major
drug bust, sentenced to six months in a Beijing prison.
Whoopsie everything, it's like given, like you have to all
(08:29):
of a sudden you become this, like, you know, just
like his father.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, so do you agree with that one? Yeah, well,
because we didn't even know what he did, right, But.
Speaker 11 (08:41):
If you read about these guys, I'm reading a book
now about like the early action stars Jackie Chan, John
claw Dom, et cetera. Like what they went through to
get where they got is was is the exact opposite
of what their kids have to do. Like there's Jackie
Chan dealing with Bruce Lee, John Klon von Dam like
broke into Slice Stalone's house. Like these guys, these guys
hustled so hard, so it's impossible for these kids.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
He broke into his house.
Speaker 11 (09:04):
Yeah, there's John Claude van Dam. He wanted to be
an action star so bad. He broke into I think
either Chuck Norris's and or Slice to Loan's house back
in the day and ended up being like part of
Chuck Norris's entourage, just like working out with Like, these
guys hustled so hard.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
I'm happy you brought this up because there's a similar
story I just watched. I finally watched that movie A
Complete Unknown about your favorite Bob dyl Oh, yeah, I
watched it.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Dude.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
He was a complete stalker. All he did was stock
like other famous singers. Yeah, and he came up with
this fake backstory when he met these series that he
was in the circus and like, yeah, and it wasn't
his actual name, but a lot of people do that.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
But yeah, he was a complete stalker.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
The only person of these people who didn't hustle hard
was Steven Sugall, who did what Bob Dylan apparently did,
which is just lied. He claimed he was like a
CIA agent essentially, right. He never, like you look at him,
actually fight. He cannot fight anybody. He just does that
fake martial art whatever that thing is where you flip
your hands around.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Although he does have a sweet album called Songs from
the Crystal Cave.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
The rule that is true? Is it a keto?
Speaker 11 (10:18):
Yeah, a keto which is fully impractical compared to like
Van Dam and yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
It doesn't really.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Bob Dylan was a scam artist.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Why couldn't see those videos where they're like it's some
I what they call him, not a sense but like
an a keto master or something. As I go, yeah
to go watch Ali, he is these two fingers and
it's like it's like some eighty year old man throwing
some big buff like twenty pounds, just pure muscle dude. Ye,
force the fight across the room, but you could tell
the guy who's getting thrown he's the one doing all
(10:47):
the effort to throw himself.
Speaker 11 (10:48):
Every once in a while people trick him to getting
into a real fight and they get destroyed.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, and maybe Bob Dylan was a scam menace, but
he had all the talent to back them.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
He tricked a bunch of stupid hippies in the sixties
and worship.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah. The other dude I don't get is Neil Young.
Oh really I can't stand well, I think ye.
Speaker 11 (11:10):
Yeah, it's they rode the anti war sentimental you know,
you can whatever. You can agree with that or disagree
with that, but they just rode that into worship dumb,
which they don't deserve.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Like the one song like Harvest Moon Neil Young, like they.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Keep on rocking in the free world.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I can.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Oh, here's the thing I can That song I can
deal with.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Really, it's oh, no, Harvest.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
It sounds like the old creeper guy from a family Guy.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
We'll get some more Friday Woody Show coming up for
you eight seven, seven forty four. What he text does
Friday check ins over to two to nine eight seven,
will be right back show.
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Happy Friday Woody Show podcast listener, It's menaced Tomorrow Saturday
in the City at Commerce, California. I'm gonna be at
Citadel Outlets from two to four pm doing a bunch
of giveaways for theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woodies show,
merch and more. All you gotta do is come on
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the Polo Rough Lauren store. Tomorrow July twelfth, from two
to four pm. Hope to see you there. In the meantime,
keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast.
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The Woody Show, and we are into another hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
It is a Friday morning, you guys.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Yeah, you know you come on a holiday weekend. That
first week back is always always a doozy marathon.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Man, I'm hoping this weekend goes nice and slow because
next week kind of sucks.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Jury duty now, big fucking week.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
So do I call today to find out about my
day or I call Sunday?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I guess I could look at what they sent me,
But Greg, did they even send me anything?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You know?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Sure can't prove it talking yet I receive a summons.
You call each day the day before Sunday night, but
Monday whatever.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yeah, but doesn't Sammy you have one? I do?
Speaker 7 (13:18):
I have true duty next week as well.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, uh and then my Colin Osby's on
Friday from today.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
You're totally adulting, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Really I'm really excited about the PROPOFOL.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
You know you're gonna love it, so jealous.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, there's no reason for anybody to be afraid about it.
Colon Osby. First of all, unless you want to have
the best sleep of your life. Was totally right to
be pampered. Yeah, and be warm and cozy with the blanket.
You just started crying. Yeah, have nurses attendance years.
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Yeah, anyway, fun throw up at eight seven seven forty
four Wood. You can set us a text over to
two to ninety seven. We've been warming up because the
Friday failed stories. You know, we were off last week,
so we're a little rusty.
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And a.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Damn it, we're getting there. Yeah, this guy's warming up too.
There's another guy as the guy. He was a death
metal singer, and this is how he does his warm
up before he goes out on stage, which I didn't
he warms up.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
I got to They would blow their chords out.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
But how would you know? Yeah, true right, you were
off key right there. This is the guy, and that's
(14:51):
how death metal singers warm up.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
I just don't really do anything right.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
I mean, you know, it sounds it sounds cool when
you can do it the right way.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
As a Friday Failed stories.
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Here we go, ladies.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
And tell him, boys and girls, it's time for your
Friday fail stories. Always a factor had the perfect plan,
the plan that could never go wrong, but then somewhere
along the line and went from being a great idea
the one big steak at mega uber truck.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Not too bad?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah right, all right, so we'll starry this one.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
American Airlines, flying out of the Puerto Rico head to Dallas,
had to take an unexpected detour. About a half hour
into the flight. The passengers saw the phone to the
person sitting next to them. It had a text on
it said r I P scary. The passenger freaks out,
alerts the flight crew. They turned the plane around. Absolutely
(16:52):
not right, and that seems like you're jumping the gun.
Just a bit ridiculous, And they really did.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
It.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Turned out there's a text about a family member who
had passed away not because anyone was trying to bring
the plane down. But yeah, the flight landed, everyone had
to be rescreened through security, reboarded, and then after hours
and hours of unnecessary delay, they arrived safely in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Howist would you be saying, Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
That's grounds for getting on the no flight list, Like,
get off of my phone in your business.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
I forget see something, say something?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
There's something.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Some guy was drawing something and the guy next to
him told the flight attendant they diverted. This is years ago,
but it was God, I just remember it was something innocuous.
They took it as a threat of some kind. The
guy's like, uh, what are you talking about? The guy
was just sitting there doodling. Are the people with these
phones or drawings mute? Can they not just talk to
the people and say what is this text about?
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I do you know something that's banned for life from
an airline?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (17:51):
Really they were doing joking because they were sitting to
They were sitting next to like a real great glory
type this hick right. I was like, oh the top nervous,
like freaking out, and the people were loading the plane
and she goes, what is what is that? What are
they doing blah blah blah, like freaking out. He goes,
I don't know a bomb or something, but wait, straight
(18:15):
up detained, no fly list, no flylist on that for
how long? For life?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
For life done? No way, you got to be able
to that.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
They really don't like those jokes.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Yeah, I know, you gotta figure like, that's gotta beat
because look at all the other people who are straight
up fighting, doing these other things. They don't get banned
half the time. They just put him on the next flight, right.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Him and the whole family, everything, everybody got detained at
the airport for a long time.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
Sometimes they tell you that and then they don't. Like
Steve O famously said he was banned from Delta, then
he just got on a flight one day. He's like, oh,
they don't they didn't check.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
In Utah, forty eight year old guy, he was in
the hospital, he's being treated and when he left, he
forgot his phone, left it behind. Hospital staff saw it
and called the cops, ask me why why. Turns out
his phone was loaded up with underage porn and he'd
even made one of the pictures the wallpaper on his
lock screen, which is what got them going on in
the first anyway, he was arrested. When they questioned him,
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he tried to get away with it, just saying, hey, man,
give me a fine, or can't I just take a class,
because you know that that kind of punt, I'm not
going to survive in jail, he says. He even said,
hey man, please don't make sure make sure that my
mom doesn't know anything about that.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
He was he didn't want his mom to know.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Didn't work. Pretty sure she knows. I mean it did
make the news. Well, if Andy's in failed jail.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
But if he didn't want to be caught, why is
it his wallpaper?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Maybe just sailed. No one's going to.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
See this man.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Here's one from an airport in Milan. Plane had just
left the gate, they had started up the engines, and
this guy runs onto the tarmac and got sucked in.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
He did, Oh no, you didn't see that guy.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
I was just at that. It's very fancy a Georgia
o'mani like Hangar.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Officials have launched investigation to try to figure out how
the guy even got on the tarmac in the first place.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
That's a fair question, Sail.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
It's pretty easy because I had to go on basically
like a little bus. Once I got off the plane. Yeah,
and yeah you could hop off and.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Oh yeah, I got it gone around where it was.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
But they'd let us get off the plane for some reasons.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It was delayed.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
They say, if you want to get in the bus,
bus wasn't there, so we were just we could have
wondered anyways wanted.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
This one's from Florida cops. They were dealing with this
suspect who started resisting. One of the officers pulled out
his taser, right he aimed, he fired. Instead of hitting
the bad guy, he hit his fellow officer with the
taser prongs right in the ass. Oh, partner hit the
ground like a ton of bricks. Suspect gets away, at
least for a bit. They called for backup. They eventually
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got him. A damn dude, be careful with that.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Tas as somebody who's been tast do you think getting
tasted in the butt, cheek or the arm or the
leg it all feels the same.
Speaker 11 (20:55):
Basically, no, because it paralyzes you everywhere, but it paralyzes
you or closer to where it hits.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
So I would rather have up a.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Body then, Okay, not the cheek, not the cheek.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
No, that's where I got hit and pants didn't he he.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Stunk up the studio.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Oh my good god.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
This one's from Alabama. This kid, he went and took
driver's test. Good news, he passed no issues at all.
On the way home though, for some reason, Mom was driving,
like your kid just passed their drivers The kid wants
to drive everywhere.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Maybe he doesn't have insurance or something.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Anyway, so Mom's driving. They didn't even make it out
of the parking lot. Mom drove into the front doors
of the DMV. Oh, she tried to say, the brakes failed,
but it's looking more like just a case of d
w F driving. Well, female happened a lot. The car
was jacked up, along with the front of the DMV office.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Sail, I mean, maybe you side swipe a mirror, but
how do you run into the front of his front?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
He told you yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
And finally, an international story out of France or this
guy and his family. They were taking a road trip
from Paris to Morocco. Stopped for gas. The husband gets
out to pump the gas, gets back in, take off.
They're back on the road. One hundred and eighty six
miles later, is when he realized that his wife wasn't
sitting in the passenger seat. The daughter who's also in
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the car didn't realize that mom was missing either, because
she was asleep the entire time he accidentally left her
back of the gas station.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Wasn't an accident, Yeah, maybe she was.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Just he didn't right because I guess the story was,
you know, she went out to go get snacks or whatever.
He didn't even realize that she had gotten out of
the car, So he's like on his zone. They're on
this road trip. Yeah, just the gas gets back in,
takes off. Ended up costing them four hours between going
back to the gas station and then getting back to
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the point where he realized that she wasn't even the car,
but they reunited.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I wouldn't be I would not want to be in
that pick up.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
At least it's pissed a least until they got home
and she can filed for divorce.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Sailed.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Oh there's your Friday fail stories, everybody. We're gonna take
a break, We'll come back Woody Show, dumb Ass Contest.
We're gonna play the d u i Q. Now, this
I'm sure is nothing like MENACE's original game.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Will they know it. Okay, this is completely different. Okay,
it'll be interesting to compare that.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Remember Sea Bass was saying like, well, what if we
did the same kind of thing? But yeah, yeah in
some way, and so Bass just a copy was different though,
went and took you know, somebody that he found who
was drunk after a night out and starts asking them
questions and then am I we have to guess whether
they know it.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
That's the only part that's.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Somewhat yeah close, So we don't answer, right, okay, oh oh, okay,
so we get a contestant seven seven woody, then let's
get somebody lined up a contestant. I'm going to add
the people in Okay, that's why it's different. Yeah, it's
not like MENACE's original game trademark copyright. Yeah, they will,
they know it.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
This is the d y Q.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Yeah, okay, all right, you know what, we should do
it for fun because this person's drunk that Sea Bass
talks to. Let's see if Menace and Sammy know the answer.
Not even drunk though, I know, but you know though, that's.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
A good twa. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Now does the caller by us breakfast if we get
it right?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Yes, No, that's another that's another point of differentiation between
the two context maybe because because they're not the same.
That's a good idea, Greg. Okay, so how about this.
We had to try to get two out of three
to get breakfast. You as the caller, you got to
get two out of three just knowing if the drunk
person gets a right or not. Kind of the same idea,
all right, but different Yeah, yeah, and then if you
(24:46):
can do that, you're gonna be the winner, getting it
right eight forty four. I'm waiting for the text too.
You guys do know blue Yeah, eight seven seven forty four.
If you want to call in clutching.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
My God calls and turn into a turn.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Turn works the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
All right, well we have the phones open at eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. He told you before the
break we're looking for a contest in for today's dumb
ass contest, and today's dumb ass contest is the duque
Yeah d u i Q sea Bass. Please explain the
game to everybody, please.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
I find someone nice and drug and ask them just
the easiest trivia questions in the world. So the game
is not you knowing the answers. That's you already do
that obviously, it's dog. The game is can you guess
what they know the answer? So if you guess correctly
two times out of three, you win.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Eight seven, seven, forty four. Woody, let's say hi to
Emeliano here online number two.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Good morning a Miliano.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Hey, good morning show riding sir.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
All right, we're doing great Friday. We're gonna play a
little game. Hopefully you're gonna win a prize here. So
we'll just explained the rules and before we get to
the quest, she's a count. We're gonna get to know
this person a little bit better, get a better idea,
just to a little gauge of help with it or
not with it? They are before you start guessing if
they know anything or not. And who do we have here,
Sea Bass.
Speaker 11 (26:10):
It's Connie, and she's gonna tell you what I as
far as I can tell, what she likes to do,
like how she likes to be approached by men when
she goes out, and as far as I can tell,
this is what all women think.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Okay, here's Connie. Connie, tell me what have you been
out doing tonight?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Drinking?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Drinking?
Speaker 11 (26:25):
Of course, yes, And Connie, what are you drinking tonight,
vaka Connie.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
How many pineapple and vocas would you say you've had?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Soap?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Had like four or five?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Four or five?
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Connie, that seems like not a whole lot, though you
seem pretty drunk.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I had a couple of shots before.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
When a guy tries to hit on you, when he
when he's out drinking, what's the thing he should be doing?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
How should he do it?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Grab me hard?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
What she say to you?
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Say, Hey, sexy baby, coming to my house?
Speaker 8 (26:52):
You know what do you say? Connie?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
All right? I come all right? That's the way it works.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Yeah, I didn't know that I've.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Been doing it wrong the whole baby come to my house, baby.
You grab them hardy and you say, hey, sexy baby, Yeah,
come on to my house, Come on to my house,
And she's like, okay. Vodka pineapple is interesting choice. That
does sound pretty good. Actually it does sound like a
menace kind of drink.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Yeah, but you usually want to do rum.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
But you like the pineapple fruity cut, especially if it
served a drink in a pineapple, then you really got
a like a tractor beam to that drink. Aliano, So
that is Connie now. Connie even had to get the
answers from her friend was consulting.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
About her own life.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Are you ready for question number one?
Speaker 11 (27:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yes, let's do it all right? Question number one for
the d U i Q.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
The Clippers are named after a type of what?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
All right?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
The Clippers NBA team, that's correct, Yes, are named after
what A type of A type of I'm going trips?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Type of what trips? You say?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Triple trips?
Speaker 14 (28:04):
Now?
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I think I think Menace might know. Sammy looks lost,
although she might be trying to throw us off. She's
done that.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Can I get bonus points for what? I think they're
gonna say?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
A right right now?
Speaker 6 (28:19):
By the way, No for Connie for sure. No for Connie, definitely,
Yes for Menace, No for Sammy. I think I'm gonna
triple no, triple no, Gina, triple no Menace and Sammy.
Do you think that Connie's going to get it?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
No?
Speaker 6 (28:33):
All right, Emiliana, what do you think do you think
Connie's going to get it?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Let's do it? A do A no dog? All right?
A nod dog? And then what do you think they're
gonna say? Gina?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Should I say it? Now? We should wait?
Speaker 6 (28:46):
He wrote down, Okay, alright, alright, question number one.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
The clippers are named after a type of what Sammy.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
And Gina, I think you're going to have this a
type of hair tool.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Hair tool.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
Clippers, menace a ship's correct vote.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
I wrote down scissors slash barber stock.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yeah, he speaks, Hammy, I think I do.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Clippers also recently changed your logo to incorporate a ship
in the local Oh, look at men.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
At the bonus point question number one for the d
U y Q, Emiliano said that Connie wouldn't gettle TV's
on the board of the point.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
The clippers are named after a type of what clipping?
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Clap, people clapping, Yes, good clippers.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Alright, alright, clip and clamp.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Well, your vote of gnaw dog got you on the board. Congratulations,
you got one point. That means you only need one
more point. How of these next two questions order to win?
Speaker 11 (29:48):
Look at this new clippers logo menace. Yes, that could
be a pine cone. That could be literally anything. I
mean if you say ship, yeah, it's a ship, but.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
It's yeah, I mean just really look at it.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's a minute.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
It's a question for the ladies and the room. From
the text six to six. I just want to clarify, ladies.
Is it grab you hard or grab you while they're hard?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
They just want to make because maybe I guess.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Both happened.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Yeah, I guess I'm not the only one who's been
doing it wrong. Right, That's what Connie said. Connie's got
pro advibe me.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
What do I know?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
I don't pretend to understand question number two, d U
I Q leave the title a street car named what?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Right?
Speaker 6 (30:29):
Sammy? Yes, Connie, no, Menace. God, it's so this is
You're right. This is one of those like everybody knows this.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
But yeah, title of what though?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Yes, yes for Menace, Yes for Sammy, no for Connie.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I second that.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
All right, I'm going to say yes for Sammy, no
for Menace, no for Connie. It's gonna be like clip.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Clapping, all right, Uh, Sammy Menace. Do you think that
Connie gets it?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
No?
Speaker 6 (30:59):
No, Emiliano, this is not make or break. You can
lose this one and still have a chance to win
the game. But what do you think on question number two?
Will she get it?
Speaker 5 (31:06):
You know what, I'm gonna follow your rules. I'm gonna
go now with doctor no nice.
Speaker 11 (31:11):
All right, here we go question number two, do you
i Q complete the title a street car named what
Menace desire?
Speaker 15 (31:19):
Sammy Desire? Yes, Sammy because kind of old Timmy. And
yeah I was. I was offered to play the lead
in a street carding Desire. Oh I turned it down.
How do you even know where it's from? What is
it about?
Speaker 11 (31:34):
It's about alcoholic abusive husband in New Orleans in the
twenties and thirties?
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Right, who wrote it? Who wrote it?
Speaker 8 (31:43):
Who cares about that?
Speaker 16 (31:46):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Most famous? I mean, yes, originally play, but most famously
a movie.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
Okay, I'm more distracted by the fact of Sea Bass.
What did you do to get offered the lead role
in that? Wouldn't you have to audition?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Or six Grand Area.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
I think they looked at me and said, hey, you
look like you couldn't it could be an alcohol.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
How old are you? Oh yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:07):
And they just randomly picked you up off the part
of something.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
It was a guy did you join a theater group?
Speaker 11 (32:13):
Or it was a guy who was a theater director
who knew me, who I think was trying to get
my pants.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Oh so you.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Showed him he got in your pants and you were
like not dogtable?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Right, I was like, hey, let's try it, you know what?
Speaker 6 (32:30):
All right, now the question here, will Connie get it right?
Emiliano said that she would not, and if that's the case,
he's gonna be the winner here on the d uy.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
Q lead the title a street car named what sexy lady?
A street car named a sexy lady?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
What's that about?
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Pross? You thought about being a prostitute.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
Now we're not because that's not my type.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
No, she's got no problems giving away for free, because
you just gotta like, hey, come back to my house
sex baby.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
She goes, sure, but I don't want money for it.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Well, Miliana, congratulations, you're the winner on the d u
y T.
Speaker 16 (33:11):
All right, man, thank you so.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Much for listening. We we appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Just hang on one second, we'll get all your information.
You have yourself a great weekend, my.
Speaker 16 (33:19):
Friend, Blackwise, we shall love you, guys.
Speaker 17 (33:22):
Man, all right, hold on, Baby's Emiliano question number three,
which he did not need d u i Q the
three main phases of matter are liquid, solid, and what.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
If that would just been open ended? Yeah, I would
have had a name all three. Yeah, I would have
got a couple of them. Conn's in main phases there, Connie.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
No, triple now, yeah, triple now.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Really I have way more faith in that. No to
yes to Menace, Yes to Sammy?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Wow, Greg, Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Connie
will get it?
Speaker 18 (34:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Do you guys need more time to think? No?
Speaker 16 (34:12):
All right, we got this.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Number three.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
The three main phases of matter are liquid solid and what?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Sammy?
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Vapor?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Vapor? Okay, I put air air.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
They're both They're both very close. But traditionally the answer
Greg gas, Yeah, I really was gonna put vapor, and
then I switched the air like that.
Speaker 18 (34:35):
Right.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
If you had said plasma would have given you more.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
All right, we'll see how that.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Counts from both me and Menace. Thank you?
Speaker 6 (34:45):
I mean, why not see how Connie did? Question number three?
Speaker 18 (34:48):
Do u?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I Q?
Speaker 11 (34:49):
The three main phases of matter are liquid solid and what?
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Liquid?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Liquid?
Speaker 8 (34:55):
Solid and liquid?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
What is your favorite liquid?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
If I can ask?
Speaker 8 (34:58):
Voca, I'm not surprised.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
All right, all right, swept today?
Speaker 8 (35:05):
No really the airpart?
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Yeah, I thought we counted that.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
We all got points.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Nod the original Yeah, right, I called history eight Woody
phones open back up for anything else you want to
be a part of Friday. Check ins on the text
over to two two nine eight seven More Woody Shows next.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 16 (35:32):
The Woody Show, all right.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
So a couple of things. Men, it's going to be out.
I mentioned that Citadel Outlet that's tomorrow from two to
four pm. Come through, have a Menace sighting, do it.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
I have a bunch of theme part ticket giveaways, give cards,
concert tickets, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
So it's tomorrow, Citadel Outlet, two to four pm. Meet
Menace out in front of the Polo Ralph Lauren Store.
I love all those giveaways. For more information, just go
to the events tab at the woodieshow dot com. This
weekend on all ninety eighty seven. It's tomorrow and Sunday,
every hour at ten am to seven pm. We're doing
a thing. Well we're not. It's Booker and Strikert. We
the station. It's a happy hour with Sublime next Thursday.
(36:14):
Here in the helpful Honda Lounge is right down the
hall from our studio. Here and say, that's a little
performance space. I did that twenty one pie. It's a
Lincoln Park thing there. Great, yeah, yeah, cool little space
and Sublime will be there. You could be there for
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tickets go on sale for the All ninety eighty seven
Summer Pool Party with yellow cards.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
So it's a lot going on here, there is. There's
a lot happening.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
I like going down.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
I liked the Greg how's your nose?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
By the way, Greg had.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
A thing with his nose. Yeah, I hadn't burned off,
not with not burnt, frozen frozen, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
With nitress. I had this weird bump ZiT thing on
my nose the pandemic days because I was wearing a
mask all the time. So it's it's okay, but it's
kind of getting space for itsy. It's like a I'm
not sure that's what I attribute it.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
It was just something like man getting one of them.
I call him underground z.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
It's those things heard, but a five year long one.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
It sounds like a little cyst or something.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
I don't know, but I don't know. I think it's
can you see it now?
Speaker 19 (37:14):
It's like a red I can't like a little red
dots scabbing up a bit like I would totally notice it.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
But yeah, that's true, you would because you're very critical.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Because I overheard uh, Greg and Gina during commercial bug
just talking about you know, and somebody mentioned a band aid. Now,
would you ever put Okay, here's like Nelly. Remember Nelly
had the band aid on his face.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Would you ever put or be seen Greg with a
band aid on your face? On my face? I'm going
somewhere with this, but yeah, I would. I would. I
wouldn't have an issue with that, really, Yeah, for sure,
I would if I needed it.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
I would think you'd rather be caught dead. Here's a
guy who wonders or worries about the people at the
grocery store, knowing he's coming in every day too much. Totally, No,
I would hoop in at work or any other things
that he can sider buying to the considers embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
I would be devastated if I have to go in
public with the band aid on your face, not because
I you know how look, I would just think, oh,
it's gross.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Sammy had an eye patch as a Yes, I had.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
To wear a patch of essentially no. No, but there
was another kid.
Speaker 12 (38:21):
Yeah, but there was another girl in my grade that
had been wearing one since kindergarten.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
So I was the second kid by this.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
Yeah, but I was nickname Patches.
Speaker 7 (38:30):
No, no one made fun of me. There was no nicknames,
there was no it wasn't even really a thing. Like
the teachers.
Speaker 6 (38:36):
If you were a dude, you probably would have gotten
your ASKO.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, the teachers, are you talking to me?
Speaker 12 (38:43):
Before I got there and kind of explained everything I guess,
and then that was it threatened.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Well, okay, so there was this survey.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
One in four people think they will be judged for
being weak if they have a band aid on, not
even just on their face, but if they're seeing like
an adult is seen wearing a and a you're going
to be seen as like some kind of pussy.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
Yeah, spread your blood everywhere, don't be a pussy.
Speaker 8 (39:04):
I just think it's gross.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
One in eight people who injure themselves want you to
ask them about their injury.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
What's wrong?
Speaker 6 (39:13):
Why do you have that band That's why people post
those things on social media.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
I just think it's super awkward when somebody has like
bigger than a band aid, like you know, gaws on
their faces.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
The average person gets about thirty five scrapes and bruises
per year. Some people bruised just by getting looked at
it seems oh.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
Dude, and I'm like, where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
What the hell happened? You run into something? No, just
showed up. I'm like, what do you What do you mean?
Just showed up? That's most women, don't you think? I
do think women bruise so easily each.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
Let's see, eighty percent of people have injured themselves while
using their phone. Thirty two percent that had happened while
they were walking and texting. Oh yeah, just running out
off are the most common reasons for people getting injured.
Not paying attention, general clumsiness, and then kitchen related incidents.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Money.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
I look like a zebra because I have these stripes
on my arm from oven burns because my mit doesn't
go up high and oven. Actually, my girlfriend the other
day put her fingers over it was like, this is
like your husband's hand side. I was like, no, no, no,
it's the oven.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
You know, you put something in the oven, you sit
it on top of the rack in there.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
You know those racks will slide out.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
So you open the oven door, and so if you're
constantly burning your I just.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Got a longer even mint, I won't.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
Have the weirdest thing, does my face look different to
you guys?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Your face? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Would you say, okay, like over the past, like, uh,
it's called two months.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Okay, my face look any different to you? No, No,
not at all.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
But it's maybe darker. It's not trick. It's longer. It's
that's it. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
Face is longer.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Huh the beard longer. The beard is longer, them keeping
it a little bit longer than I was. Uh you know, yeah, okay,
it looked different.
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Face.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
I d like, all of a sudden, is real tricky?
I'm like, did my face change? Like every time I
go like, there's a lot of the apps or things
you go to log into. Yeah, you haven't set up
through face ID and it goes up. Nope, Let's try
it again up, Nope, let's try it again. You're like,
then it stops and then back into it.
Speaker 8 (41:21):
You change your glasses, That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
Glasses Maybe, yeah, mine will open when I have my
sunglasses on.
Speaker 6 (41:29):
Maybe see mine open with sunglasses. Mine will open whether
I have glasses on or I don't have glasses on.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Typically when you set it up, did you have your
glasses on? Probably?
Speaker 7 (41:38):
Yeah, see, but my regular glasses.
Speaker 12 (41:40):
My phone will open my sunglasses, it won't. I think
it's just certain types it doesn't open.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Strong glass.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
Might be the glasses might be that's it that, you know,
what might be time? Because I thought like, all right,
well maybe my face is different. I think I can't.
I can't notice any different, although, uh, I weigh the
least out that I've weighed I don't know six years. Yeah,
I'm under two fifty, which I know is like people like, damn,
(42:09):
I'd kill myself if I was that. But for me,
I was in January to seventy three and now I'm
two forty eighth.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
It's for you.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yeah, what was the peak again?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (42:22):
I was two pounds away from three hundred, like nope,
almost a couple more times almost goals. Yeah, but I
mean I haven't but personally I really haven't. Even between
two seventy three and two forty like looking at anything
or nothing seems to be different. And so I was wondering, like,
all right, did my face just in general, did my
face change?
Speaker 3 (42:41):
In my face?
Speaker 11 (42:42):
Oh, maybe you're getting face yeah ze bound face expound?
Speaker 8 (42:47):
Yes, yeah, I don't know bound yeah. Are you still zipping?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah? Are you? Yeah? You're still doing that too.
Speaker 6 (42:52):
Yeah, did you ramp up the dosage? I'm at the
highest one. I'm at fifteen milligram a week now. I'm
mad seven point five.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
And it worked. Wow, that'd be that must be cool
to react to it.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Yeah, yeah, but I yeah, I need a reorder because
I haven't been on it for a couple of weeks.
Why but because we've just stop. No, we're on vacation,
and it comes in like a I don't at least
when I get it, it comes into like a cooler.
Oh yeah, and I didn't want it being on my
(43:23):
front porch while I was gone.
Speaker 6 (43:25):
Eh, okay, did you bring it on vacation? Because you know,
here here's I don't want to trouble for anybody you can,
because here here's the thing for anybody who's going to
try out like a you know, we'll go be zep bound.
You know, the ozempics whatever. Yes, they ship them to
or you pick them up and they're in the refrigerator
and you're supposed to keep them the refrigerator. Now, if
you take them out of refrigerator, you can keep it
(43:46):
at room temperature up to I forget what the temperature.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Is for up to two weeks. Yeah, and it's fine.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
But once it's out of the refrigerator and gets the
room temperature, don't put it back in the refrigerator.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Right, You think I gotta get this back in the future.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Going on on a vacation, but you don't have to
take it until three days from now. Take it out,
make sure it stays at room.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Him.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
You don't leave it in the sun or your hot
bags inside of a car or whatever. You could take
it with you and just leave it out like with
your toothbrush and that toiletree area that you keep in
the little bathroom and then use it on the day
that you know, but don't put it back like once
you get to your destination, don't put it in the
little mini fridge in the room or you Yeah, exactly,
you don't want to put it back in the fridge.
(44:26):
Re refrigerate just stabilized. I don't know what it does, Greg,
but they that's who knows what they recommend. Yeah, because like,
uh my buddy went and bought these things like online.
You remember the guy who Newman Dude from Seinfeld in
Jurassic Park. He had the shaving cream canister thing with
the DNA for the dinosaurs, and my buddy basically bought
(44:47):
something like that to transport his weight loss medication.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
So like, yeah, you take it out.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
I kind of like a you know, like a construction
worker keeps their coffee hot and whatever, little thermus kind
of thing. But he was doing this for his weight
loss med stuff.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
Just to keep a temperature or to be sneaky.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
No, to keep it at temperture like wall, I gotta
travel and I gotta keep it. And it turns out
you don't need to do that and it won't ruin.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
It, and that's very good to know.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, mes loss, hell.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
A weight Hell yeah, I'm down under two hundred.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Now under two hundred, are you really? Yeah? What was
the starting weight? Do you remember? Two forty five to
forty five?
Speaker 8 (45:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Looking hot? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 5 (45:27):
This is what I think menace. You said about the
difference between like we go V and zet bound is
I've lost like I don't know, almost like twenty five.
But I'm plateau like an MF or you said that
that doesn't happen with zet bound or.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
It takes is more difficult. I'm trying to be a dick,
like no, no, it's true.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
It's true. Very hard for women.
Speaker 8 (45:47):
You can probably plateau, but you just you know, ramp
up your dosage and just get harder. Yeah yeah, just
do it every day.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
Sorry what you started doing. Start injecting it between your toes.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
But that's what you're.
Speaker 8 (45:59):
Supposed to do. FI to people that want to, you know,
do this. I get mine from Eli Lily direct like
directly from the stepped on. Yeah, so yeah, you just
go to Lily dot com.
Speaker 6 (46:13):
Get mine directly from the pharmacy, get directly from future
Future Health.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
I do love that.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
Yeah, but I just I didn't want to deal with
the pharmacy anymore. It was such a pain, at least
for me. And then so just get it.
Speaker 6 (46:25):
You can get through weight watchers, you can get through like,
there's all kinds of options.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
Yeah, they really opened.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Shortage still a face. They don't make a.
Speaker 19 (46:34):
Huge deal of They told you I got the cool
pen for the first time, because that was the big shortage.
Speaker 6 (46:38):
The shortage was the mechanism, the delivery, you know mechanism.
So the pens, it's like, not the stuff inside. Not
Actually labet a.
Speaker 8 (46:48):
New CEO, Greg who said, hey, we should make a
lot of you know.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
What, shore breaking it in let's keep breaking. It is
a Friday, more Ga.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
It's July the eleventh, twenty twenty five, Woody, Greg.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
We got sea bass. Sammy is here.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Morgan's taking your phone calls at eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Woody. You can send us a text over to two
to nine eighty seven.
Speaker 6 (47:18):
We're gonna try something out. We've we've done it, but
not with a plan. Okay, all right, you know every
once in a while, every once in a while, the
room breaks into song.
Speaker 8 (47:28):
Yes, it's true.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Like we'll be going over like one of these music
lists or whatever, we get to a song and everybody's
just into it it. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Yeah, So today we're gonna try something called Woody Show Friday.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Ok Okay Friday, Okay. Now, I did send out some
text messages to each one of you, so you know,
I asked you, what's your go to karaoke song? Yeah?
Really happen right, all right?
Speaker 6 (47:54):
Just a song that you love and that you think
it's fun to sing along to it. Not that you're
going to karaoke all the time, but it would be
something kind of fun. And so what I did is
I brought the top hat from from my tuxedo outfit
I've been waiting to use it. We were new like
drawing something. We'll draw a name or something out of
a hat. We literally have a hat now legal legal had.
(48:16):
So I put everybody's song in here. We'll draw one
out and then and then uh, that person will do
the karaoke.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Version of it.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
Now I do have the lyrics printed out, the mass
Tayler printed out the lyrics.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Did everyone pick songs that are well.
Speaker 6 (48:31):
Known and we will all get a copy of so
we can all sing along. It's just the whoever song
it is, they're going.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
To do the lead.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
See whoever gets it picked.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
Well, we can, yeah, but we can. We can the
backing track. Now I did, I did uh the legwork
on getting the music for these songs. So what I
did is I stripped the lyrics out of them, but
I left little kind of like a mile markers. So
it's it's gonna be like John used to work on
(49:01):
the docks and then it was just then there was.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
It kind of gives you like a place.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
It kind of because like something sometimes you just need
the first couple of the.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
Song get going, all right, bumper bully, Alright, I'm gonna
draw the first.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
One and we'll and we'll see uh you, and we'll
see what it is. We don't know yet, Greg love shack.
Oh yeah, let me hand it, let me hand out
love Shack. Here's the lyrics to.
Speaker 7 (49:26):
Love all doing it?
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Did you not just hear what I said to him?
Speaker 18 (49:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (49:30):
I know, but Greg is going to sing lead.
Speaker 7 (49:32):
I didn't know we were all getting lyrics.
Speaker 19 (49:33):
I'm excited Greg, gregel sing lead on this one, okay,
and then there be Fred Schneider and then the.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Rest of us can join in, you.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
Know, and I here he's it gives you the lower
when you see it in the car, right, so that
part will still be in there.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Yes see.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Update it's on at the side of the road that
says fifteen miles to.
Speaker 5 (50:00):
Love Shot.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah all right, this is where you go going. I'm
heading down, oh meeting man? Where see now you're getting
Oh yeah, looking for a lone get away head for
the love o gatto.
Speaker 13 (50:19):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
I got me a.
Speaker 18 (50:20):
Car and it's as big as a whale and we're
heading on down to the love Shot.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
I got me a Chrysler.
Speaker 6 (50:28):
It' sea it's about twenty so HERU and bringing yarn't
you fox money shot.
Speaker 13 (50:35):
He's a little.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
That see how we left some of the learn love
specially there even that hard so long love shot, Burt shot.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
Shot shot.
Speaker 3 (50:56):
So that's where it chats.
Speaker 16 (51:01):
That's where it's at.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Sign says, stay away, fools, because love rules.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
I love Jack. Let's say, went back and the man
a bed.
Speaker 20 (51:13):
Fucky shack and I gotta again.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Later on on that check where else glad on the highway,
care bladder on the front, parge letter on the highway.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Pace we get to Sammy quiet love, Sammy.
Speaker 5 (51:44):
Love shack farys.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
There you go, y'all us love.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
One more first rate hugging and I kiss him.
Speaker 18 (51:54):
Dad Senda, I love it were written mixed to nothing
because it's part as what love it?
Speaker 6 (52:00):
The whole shack shy, Yeah, the whole shack Chevy, the.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Whole shack shimni. When everybody's around, around.
Speaker 4 (52:14):
Everybody, everybody's grouping.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Outside just to get down.
Speaker 18 (52:25):
Funny little tacky shot.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
This is okay. See, that's that's good. That's good, that's good,
that's fun. Those mile markers genius maneuver.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
Thank you because it kind of gives you because even
songs that you know really well, like sometimes you get
mixed up.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
What's the next from day Oh yeah, fun, that was fun,
A good friend drinking, you know, right?
Speaker 3 (52:53):
All right?
Speaker 6 (52:53):
Next one, what do you show Friday? Okie?
Speaker 3 (52:59):
Monday?
Speaker 8 (53:00):
Well, she was staring at the paper and doing nothing
for quite a.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Lot of that.
Speaker 7 (53:03):
I don't know that song very well know the chorus.
Speaker 8 (53:05):
I don't know songs O.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
House of Pain jump around hell.
Speaker 8 (53:10):
Yeah, yeah no.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Let me let me tell you I I did not
leave a lot of mile markers in here because guess
who doesn't need it?
Speaker 3 (53:18):
You don't need it. I don't want, not for that,
not for that song.
Speaker 6 (53:23):
He menace she yeah see, and also having a thank
you dumbass Tyler for the printing of the lyric.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (53:31):
He was about to send it whether than an eleven
point font. I'm like, you're gonna need a bigger for these.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Guys, big bold font. Yeah yeah, all right.
Speaker 6 (53:38):
One more Woody show Friday okie. And again if you're
in the car, wherever you're at, feel free to play along.
Speaker 18 (53:44):
Join it.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
Here we go House of Paine classic Early Night one
probably ninety ninety.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
One, so good kine everlast It's like again, And.
Speaker 10 (54:01):
Then from lemb Biscuit DJ and this pas alight Time
of it up.
Speaker 5 (54:07):
Here, we go.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Back it up, pack it in.
Speaker 4 (54:10):
Let me begin.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
I came to win battle me. That's a sin. I
won't ever stack up tunk.
Speaker 4 (54:15):
You better back up.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Won't try to bang by the hole to act them get.
Speaker 14 (54:18):
Up, said, come on, throw your hands up, get beyond
the feeling, jump up, put the feeling.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Fuck getting back there. Someone's talking up. No one puts
them in, and then I'll take the punk hot feeling,
dunking hands and drunk and got.
Speaker 14 (54:30):
More runs in this cop that I don't gin donnut
shot enough from the kids on the hill.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
Put from my pup. I came to get down.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
I came to get down, so get out.
Speaker 13 (54:39):
You see can get him around, Jump around up, get up,
jump around.
Speaker 4 (54:45):
Jump around, jumped up, jump up from down.
Speaker 6 (54:49):
Come on see that, just jump up up, he said,
on my person and looks like he's having a misery.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
Time up, stop up.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
I'll serve your ass, John mcimo.
Speaker 14 (55:01):
If a girl steps up, I'm stacking the hoe word
to your mom.
Speaker 3 (55:04):
I came to drop off. I got more rhymes and
then Boma's got solved. I got the pinicle son on
return and he wants that.
Speaker 6 (55:11):
But to me, you'll get burnt because I got there,
but you ain't gotten done.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Shen't come to battle. Bring a shot gun.
Speaker 14 (55:16):
But if you m you're a foot because I'm doing
to the den trying to step to me, you'll take
your last breath.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
I got the skilled.
Speaker 14 (55:22):
Come and get your killed, because when I shoot to
shoot to kill, I came to get down.
Speaker 4 (55:27):
I can't get down to get out.
Speaker 18 (55:32):
Joe the next one, the next one jump pop jump
may get down Jim chill jo jo jo jo jo,
chop more, jump up, one more person and will wrap
it up Friday.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
Okay, everybody, I'm the cream of the crop.
Speaker 13 (55:57):
I'm the cream of the crop.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
I raped this top and never it's.
Speaker 14 (56:00):
Because about Torminado like a plucky guy kind of played
me out at.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
Visioning, but going out like no pup bitch.
Speaker 14 (56:09):
The one star he's going on might swift it up
up for a round and buck buck you down, put
ahead and baked in the dawn the deck.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
I'm coming to get you. I'm coming to get you.
Sitting out there, it told me out.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
I came to get down.
Speaker 7 (56:20):
I came to get down, get out, jump jum moral.
Speaker 4 (56:30):
Jump down a chump, choke cho kid.
Speaker 3 (56:37):
We gotta say, Freddie, Oh.
Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah, you know what it is.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
I think it kind of like gets the energy up.
Speaker 6 (56:42):
It's like we see this thing in school, like where
the the the teachers would make everybody stand and do jumping.
Speaker 3 (56:48):
Jackson can get that? Can I get the blood through?
This is dedicated. We're gonna take a quick break eight seven,
seven forty four. What is your phone numbers? Set us
a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Will
be right back more.
Speaker 6 (57:05):
Woody Show After the sales department takes their monetary piece of.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
The flesh and blood. So what do you show back
in a bit Woody Woody show Man.
Speaker 6 (57:14):
A lot of good feedback on what do you show
Fridday OKI? Six y five zero Fridday OKI?
Speaker 3 (57:19):
Best new segment yet.
Speaker 6 (57:20):
That was fun as a listener. Thank you would have
shown now that's the way to wake up on a
Friday morning. Hell yeah, eight one seven that was great.
Love the energy really woke me up on the road
driving to work. You guys are great love Woody ok
oh yeah, five six two. It's cringey when Woody sings
nineties hip hop. It's like that dad trying to be cool.
I have a thought on this and I'm not saying
(57:42):
I disagree with you.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
I don't care. I mean I do plenty of embarrassing things.
Speaker 6 (57:49):
But my argument on this is it would be embarrassing
if well more embarrassing if I was trying to do
like Kendrick Lamar or something now machine Gun Kelly, something from.
Speaker 19 (58:00):
Literally my era, yeah, like from my childhood or like
I think that's different though, And if people call it
dad rap sweet your dad exactly.
Speaker 6 (58:10):
Because I remember it was awkward back when we were kids,
and you know your parents at that. You know, my
parents didn't grow up with hip hop at all. There
was no hip hop. It didn't exist yet, right, They
were so anti yeah, and so like yo, yo yo,
I'm here to say you better clean up this room today,
you know, and they were like trying to like do
it like that, and yeah, yes they didn't. They didn't
(58:35):
didn't get it. It's like their parents with rock and roll. Yeah,
just like kind of our generation Gen X. I'm forty eight,
like we had all this. I mean, run DMC one
of my favorites growing up. I mean, god that see
we could throw that in there for a future wook amazing, Yeah,
But I mean House of Pain definitely what ninety ninety
(58:58):
ninety one? Maybe I don't know why you for that.
I would say, yeah, look it up there, great ninety
or ninety one. Put me down for a ninety ninety one.
While we're drawing one more.
Speaker 3 (59:06):
We'll do one more, okay, oh release ninety two ninety two.
Speaker 6 (59:10):
Yeah, really that's surprising because that's the year that I
went off to boarding school, and that's kind of where
I go into you know, when the the astronauts come
in back through the atmosphere and they lose all radio contact,
the blackout for like communication, I black out because I
went to those boarding schools and we weren't allowed to
listen to the radio. We weren't allowed to have like
any kind of our own music or way. Yeah, so
like from ninety two to ninety four is really a
(59:34):
black hole. That's a it's a lapse and any kind
of reference on stuff.
Speaker 3 (59:39):
All right. So yeah, before and after that, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 5 (59:41):
All right, One more Samy Gina, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
And the song that she sent me was Salt and
Peppa Shoop hell yeah.
Speaker 5 (59:53):
Oh noise, yeah a classic for a reason.
Speaker 6 (59:56):
Hold on, let me give you the lyrics. The lyrics
all right now, this one, I see, I know the song.
I mean, I definitely have to use the lyrics. Everybody
knows this, so sorry, it kind of got stuck there.
Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
No, I don't need it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Yeah all the word.
Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
No, I didn't even read.
Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
The past one. I don't know the worst. That's why
you get the lyrics so that you can sing along.
Just really, I guess the reading part. No, it's just
the reading part might throw them on the lyrics.
Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
It just brings the vibe.
Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Read the reading.
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
It just throws off my timing.
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Okay, well, Salt and Peppa, shoot need you guys, there's
the mile markers in there, A little points of reference
in there for you, so I won't shoot.
Speaker 16 (01:00:40):
See I left this party, okay, yeah.
Speaker 18 (01:00:53):
You.
Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Show here I go.
Speaker 8 (01:00:58):
Here, I go again.
Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Girls, what's my weakness?
Speaker 13 (01:01:02):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (01:01:03):
Then chilling, chilling mine in my business. It's all that
looked around and I couldn't believe this Where I said.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
My niece was witness.
Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
The mother had it going on with.
Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Something kind of a wicked wickets.
Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
I had to kick it. I'm not shy, so I
asked for attention. No, if that don't make me see
what a walt flip side to a fifty off.
Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Shoot a bag of tricks and I put for a chip,
make me momadu.
Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
The tricks on licking like a love of pop shooting
it come to my siters and a chill for a bit.
You don't know how you doing what you do so well,
let's as sail hell, shoot.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Shoe, shoot, shoot, you got it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Shoot. There's a lot of like it's gonna get easier.
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
There's a lot of.
Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Lyric gymnastics in this one back ten year stack, especially
in the back brow of the wanna thank your mother fora.
Speaker 20 (01:01:51):
But like that caill get some pries with the shake
shape it looks could kill you would be and.
Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
It was the old shot gun.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
I want to.
Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Straight up?
Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Wake up, hold up this lover, Like Prince said, you're
a sexy mother.
Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Well I can read you wild bee.
Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Boys style by the mile fool black skin with the
song right and the time.
Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I want to have some fun.
Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Come and gave me some of that yum.
Speaker 18 (01:02:16):
Young chrucolate chip, Honey, baby, take a ride.
Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
In the coop.
Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
You can make me water.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Love that time.
Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of the other salt and
pepper songs.
Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Right, Oh, none of your business. That's my favorite.
Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Oh push it, you push it, of course.
Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Let's talk about sacks.
Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
I hear, yeah, want one more round? Here we go.
Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
I want to be bringing back to Hick that's on
the set. Make it it hard.
Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
Let me work up for sweat wind skipped to Malu,
my darling, not falling in love bottom falling for your
food like a shop at your bottom dollar.
Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
You want that stunder pressure, you.
Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
Taste, get you, get your lips wet, because it's time
to have pimp on your mark gets sick.
Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Go let me go.
Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Let me shoot you the next man in the.
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Three feet I said, no, my dot pretty neat.
Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Cuty cheat suba doobi like Scooby Doobie. Oh I love
you when you're big jeans. Do you give me a
nice dreams? Do you make me want to stream?
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Like what you do when you do what you do?
Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
You make me want to shoot?
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Yeah, it's work.
Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Yeah, I forget, yeah, push it yeah.
Speaker 20 (01:03:31):
Yeah, baby baby bed but baby belay.
Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
The day, the favor day. Don't forget Spinderella.
Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
One time, because one time at the beginning. Oh, let's
talk about sex.
Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
Great Venerella Venderella get up on time.
Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
It's been a relative with us.
Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
Yes, I think so.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Somebody pass away.
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
He talks like really religious now.
Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Oh really yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
I think he doesn't do any of this shooting anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Not talking about let's talk about.
Speaker 18 (01:04:18):
About you, and let's talk about things that's about.
Speaker 9 (01:04:26):
Say, let's talk about yeah, let's about let's talk about sex.
Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
But we're talking about sex.
Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
But now the people at home were in the crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
He's coming up anyhow, don't want cooy a boy?
Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
All right, boy? The topics that are gonna stop stop
sex on the radio on radio show.
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Anything, let's tell it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Probably well, and of course how it should be those
would think thirty have a toy, you know the right, boy,
let's turn the radio.
Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Will that stop us?
Speaker 13 (01:04:58):
Bet?
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I doubt it?
Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Then come, what's been another one? One? That's hold on?
We had that one already? Of the what about Oh
I know this? Okay? This yeah? This one ye?
Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Right, yeah, it's something for animal.
Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
No, no, keep playing right, that's about an expression. Shoot
do you want me?
Speaker 14 (01:05:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
I think, oh do you really want me?
Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Let me know?
Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I remember
you know that's the one yeah, I gotta, I gotta
get this one a little bit on. I'm feeling this
is another one ever in decades. Yeah, you said out
(01:06:00):
and I've heard never tried to hurt you.
Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Some say almost fetch it. I'd like to take my
time and say, so, you know, make the flow, but don't.
Speaker 13 (01:06:10):
Try to rush it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Fine, remember the song you wants whoever.
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
The friend my love.
Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
And not just my body there they won't baby, let
me know to sit like me.
Speaker 20 (01:06:29):
Just you tell me so got no time of city
games that even.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Because that made me.
Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
Right, I don't know, that's great, it's all him damn well, yeah,
you know, we don't have any more time at the moment.
But it's just looking at the text, it seems to
be something that we should definitely bring back.
Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Hopefully Sammy won't hug the mic as.
Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
If I knew the songs better.
Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
Well, that's why, that's why I have everybody submit a song,
a song that you know all the words too, and
that you think is a crowd pleaser that the majority
of the people will be able to sing along to.
Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
And yeah, there's that's how I was working in the
radio industry, working in the past year.
Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
This is our every day, like.
Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
People industry are getting cut left and right, left and
left and left, and they've never gone. You know what
we should really add position? I wonder if today is
the last the wood shoe.
Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Speaking of AI, I like to see a I do
a FRIDDI OK, thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, I
please generate a group of friends hanging out.
Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
I could, yeah tell you you were watching something in
the office yesterday.
Speaker 11 (01:07:56):
The newest Google video three, I think is games changing.
It's almost movie quality, like it's it's getting real close.
And a few more years. I don't know what we're
gonna need.
Speaker 8 (01:08:06):
A few more years.
Speaker 11 (01:08:07):
I think a year almost yeah, it's it's not it's
and then adds audio to it and like dialogue and
sound effects.
Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
Also there's apps that you can just like clone your
voice right now and I'll cover songs of any.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
It sounds almost as fun as Sea Bass for Friday. OK.
You know, next time, try not to have too much fun.
Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Save some fun for the rest of us.
Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
It's not even like you watch Sea Bass, did you
I don't know if I got any of it on
von did you get did you get any of Sea
Bass's reaction to Friday?
Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Oki? I definitely did. Okay, so please if you uh
cut it out. Yeah here.
Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
As a matter of fact, I think we can just
use this conversation. You can go back to some b
roll of of just just look how much funny is having.
Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
Like dancing?
Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Well, like do you have.
Speaker 7 (01:08:55):
Dancing around?
Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Yeah, it's it's cynical and whatever, as I can be,
like even I can have fun for from time to time. Well, look,
but you look like you were trying not to like
you were you were actively like you weren't going to
allow it even if you felt it's like the Grinch
fighting a smile.
Speaker 11 (01:09:11):
Look jump around and encourages violence towards women. So I'm
not a fan of that song. I don't say that
okay anyway, but I was actively trying to im just
trying to, you know, look.
Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
At other stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
And do you know because I said on he gets
a scout jump. It's like so like it makes me
want to like host a dinner party just to have
hang out with him more karaoke part. But I say
for to hang out on you if you would let
me finish, Like, if.
Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
You're going to go out with a group of friends,
like what would be a fun activity other than just
going somewhere and hanging out and just talking and having drinks.
Speaker 11 (01:09:46):
The stuff I do like comedy shows with a group
of friends, like I went to with a group of.
Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
People, you know that Ricky Gervais show recently, Perfect.
Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
So things where he can sit and watch, not participation,
and then after we'd we had some food, after we
watch home.
Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
Now, I would never go to a karaoke bar. I
would run away from it. But that said, with that said,
you know, as a show, I would try to participate.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
It kind of sounds like we might need to do
a karaoke event.
Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Oh god, I'm one person.
Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
We could go to Japan.
Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
Look how look how popular are they still doing carpool karaoke?
Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
Yeah, don't I know.
Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
James Corden's not doing it anymore. We talked about it
with Apple. That's right.
Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
Okay, does anyone watch that garbage? I don't know, I'll
do it. I mean there's all kinds of crawd. I
watched their interviews. I don't watch they care carpool stuff.
But the I don't know, karaoke is just on my thing,
you know how I am with the live music stuff.
Unless it's like, you know, a legit professional.
Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Let me let me tell you what ruins karaoke. The
people who take karaoke way too seriously.
Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
Like their auditioning.
Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
Because again, if you're hanging out and the people I'm saying,
but sometimes the terrible people can be fun because it's
so terrible seconds, right, But when they're terrible and they're
taking it very seriously, that's where it's like.
Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
As long as two drunk girls don't get up and
do Summer Loven from Greece, I'm pretty happy they.
Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
All do that.
Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yes, and they all do Journey as well. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
Really at the Whitney Houston song I Will Always Love You, Yeah, dude,
it's gotta be something to try that a lot of
people do every time you see one of those talent shows,
like that's one of the main go to songs. They
always try to show off their vocal talent that they
don't have by doing I Will Always Love You or
something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I keep it up beat doesn't have to be a
slow song, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
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Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
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Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Uh yeah, He'll be giving away a bunch of concert
tickets and theme park tickets and stuff like that.
Speaker 8 (01:11:55):
Come get them.
Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
Yeah, So all the information just go to the woodieshow
dot com click on events.
Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are going to go, oh God, he's
here again. You're so tortured, man, I am the wood Shure.
Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Now, before you share what you're gonna share, Gina, and
I don't know exactly what it is. I just want
you to consider something because you're still relatively new and
the grand scheme of things you're not.
Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Greg feels a certain way about hoarders. Yeah, I mean
we all.
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Feel a certain way about hoarders.
Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
I think that.
Speaker 11 (01:12:37):
Saying.
Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I mean, is it a mental disorder, sure, but it's
rooted in pure laziness, So like eighty five percent of
it is just laziness. Point being, when you see an
episode of Hoarders, it's never somebody who's a marathon runner
or a doctor, right, CEO, and they have non functioning plumbing.
Just because you like to collect stuff doesn't mean I'm
(01:13:00):
not gonna get my toilet.
Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
I totally agree. But what if you're just hoarding like
one specific thing, just lazy? But what if it's one
specific thing you can't part with one genre?
Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
That's I kind of think everybody's guilty of that.
Speaker 11 (01:13:11):
But you you never see a hoarder house and it
has like fifty thousand barbies that are all perfectly immaculately arranged.
Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Yeah, I love that show rules because it makes me clean.
Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Should like a box or a rap pizza boxes exactly.
Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
Yeah, I couldn't agree more fast food wrappers, trash, Greg,
I couldn't be more with you. You're absolutely right that
is a mental disorder. But what if it's just like
certain things, like there are certain things I cannot get
rid of I've tried, or I will get rid of
them and then somehow, like a replica will come back.
Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
What do you say you're like jackets?
Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
O my husband, My wife feels to me about that too.
Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Mine, how many jackets you have?
Speaker 11 (01:13:57):
I have?
Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
I have like twenty five?
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Twenty five are old.
Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
Or collected over the.
Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
Jacket.
Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Right, yeah, you know what I have. I have this jacket.
Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
I have a couple like station jackets, like radio station jackets.
I'm not those because I keep those the way I
keep at least a couple of shirts from the stations
I worked at.
Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Right, at some point, I'll look back at this.
Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Now, this one my mom is guilty of because I
beg her not to do it. She hoards and collects
cute tote bags and then I get a shipment of
them sent to my home and I say, please don't.
My husband is going to kill both of us. No,
but this was like Vera Bradley and it's quilted in Paisley,
you know, like moms send me all these weekend bags
tote bags.
Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
Okay, so not like the ones that people go crazy
for a trader Joe's No, like.
Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
A fun, a fun, sassy weekend bag. They keep coming
into the house and I don't know what to do
with them, And then the other one is but they're
so cute there they probably weren't cheap.
Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
No, they were not, some of them.
Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Yeah, but like what do you tell mom?
Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Nothing sold using them?
Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Well, she comes to the house, Oh, where's that Vera Bradley,
you know, the seventeenth when I got you.
Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
So my in laws are notoriously terrible gift givers, like
they mean, well, right, but my wife will go so
or they'll send us something that we already have, right
and you know, this is a good gift, but we
already had one. So they sat like this air fryer,
you know, uh toaster oven air fyer thing, right. It
(01:15:38):
sat in the box, brand new, you know, and it
sat like in a you know where you keep crap,
like whether you're that like one little corner of a
room or a closet or a garage or yeah, where
it just kind of you collect.
Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
And it sat there.
Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
And then I noticed, like a day or two before
my in laws came for a visit, this brand new
toaster of an air frier that we never used and
never planned on using. I don't know what we're going
to do with it, geft or something.
Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Was out of the box.
Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
The box was gone, and it was still sitting in
the same general area as if we were just kind
of keeping it there for right now when we have
been And I have not asked my wife about that,
but I know she did that on purpose. But when
you get something really bad, Like if somebody gave me
a bird feeder as an example, it really doesn't give
that I would that I would never use you know,
(01:16:29):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't hold onto it just so I
could put it out whenever they came by.
Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
You wouldn't know. I'm afraid to get rid of somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
I wonder if they even remember that they gave you.
Does your mom have the best memory in the world, Yes.
Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Because she it's a conversation pee oh. And then the
Vera Bradley it's always very Samy. I love that you
know this brand, and it's like very momish, quoted big.
Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
I mean, they're nice bags, but.
Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
They're very everyone's style. But I have the backpacks that
she goes to the outl.
Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Outlet.
Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
I'm like, please don't send any oh, but just this one.
And I have gone through multiple relationships with this.
Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Those I probably have eight and they're big.
Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Yeah. I think they collects at our house. I've mentioned
it before. Water bottles, yeah, yeah, don't really care one
of those.
Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
But that's the thing. And then we have this like, well,
we have a lot of sunglasses, cheap sunglasses, and I
gave a ton away on those buy nothing groups, and
it's like they're all back. That's the problem. Like, and
my my husband is guilty too. He has all the
shoes in the world and they're ugly and they're everywhere.
But like one of us will get like a bug
up arress to clean the house and then suddenly see
(01:17:40):
the house with new eyes and look at the other
person like they are trash.
Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
So we have kind of like uh sneakers.
Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Yeah, like Lebron's. He has all the Lebrons in the world.
Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
So you just don't like the way they the colors
or whatever's dump.
Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
Very small house, so they just kind of like collect
in those cases. They're so dacky. Oh God, what am
I supposed to do with them? Put them in put
them in a hamper? What do you do with them?
Sea Bass?
Speaker 8 (01:18:04):
I would throw them away?
Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
Yeah, I can't throw shoes. It's three hundred doll he
wears them.
Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
I put them in the closet. I have like shells that.
Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Close is mine.
Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
He doesn't get a closet.
Speaker 8 (01:18:14):
My my thing is And I'm going to get rid
of them because I found a new favorite black shirt.
I have like seventy five blacks.
Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
Oh my God, there's one category of things.
Speaker 8 (01:18:25):
Unique Glow. They have like these really nice thick black
shirts but on the inside heavy t's yeah, but on
the inside it feels like saden. It's like super crazy
comfortable and uh yeah, so I'm getting rid of all
my seventy five black shirts and just buying these.
Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
They're so recently, so nice pro tip on the black
shirt thing, like for you know, fat guys, like we're
supposed to wear like a heavier yeah. Yeah, the heavier tea.
Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Yeah right, was structured, Yeah, heavier because it covers up
man boobs. Because just the way it hangs, Yeah, so
you can get like these companies that will cut it
specifically built for fatter guys to kind of hide beer
guts and man cans. And it's also made of a
heavier thanks to the weave, so even though it hangs
(01:19:14):
a certain way, it doesn't look super baggy under the arms,
like a just a standing Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
But not just watching that commercial with the guy with
the giant belly, what they're for.
Speaker 8 (01:19:24):
Those shirts, I feel like I'm inside a silk pillow. Dude,
you gotta check this out. Unique Uniclo They're they're in
every single mall. But yeah, you can find uh, every
single mall.
Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
I get that's right, now that I know what you're
talking about. My kid and husband have all the uniclo
dry air whatever it's called. Yeah, those exactly, I'll look
it up. You're absolutely right about the thickness.
Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
You'll find it. You hate via Bradley. It looks like
you're wearing a house coat.
Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
It is mom to the tea for a mom.
Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
With old women.
Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Coffee quilty have the worst taste, Greg, Right, I mean
you're pretty neat and tidy. And I say pretty, I
mean extremely neat and tidy. Yeah, but I'm kind of
like Gina when it comes to jackets though, now that
you got that you mentioned jackets, I'm thinking about. I
have in the guest room closet every jacket I think
I've ever owned. I try, I go through them, and
(01:20:23):
I think, oh, I can give this one away. I
can give this one away. But maybe I'm gonna go
to some cold climate one day and I'm gonna need it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
And then that never comes, and then I have blazers
like that went to suits that I no longer have,
that are way too big and they have shoulder pads.
I'm like, ye, Well, maybe if I have a funeral
to go to.
Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
I have a closet that's just all jackets.
Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
And then I see, you guys get the I have
a jacket still from high school because it's still fit.
Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Yeah, like all my jackets are really old. I think
I've won newer one by newer one, maybe a couple
of years old. But everything else is ten plus.
Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
I think the one thing I one jacket and everything
else you rent.
Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
No, no, no, no, not like I don't have any jacket.
I don't own any.
Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
I mean you have like one like kind of like
army jacket that's cool, like that gray one.
Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
Oh yeah, I bought that an Amazon, like an Amazon
Basics jacket. Spent like twenty bucks on it.
Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Yeah, I like that jacket. But then I have it.
Speaker 6 (01:21:16):
Then I have like a thin little wind breaker one,
and then I have I don't know, one winter one.
And then somehow ended up over the years, how greg
like went somewhere and bought like a windbreaker at a
grocery store, Like I somehow ended up with a few
of those. And then my wife gives me crap bowl
get rid of these, and she wants to get rid
of like the ones that I'd like to.
Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Keep it not that crappy. The one thing I want
to do that you do still do and you just
mentioned it is keep t shirts or jackets for sentimental reasons.
I used to have all the radio station shirts and
I thought I'll never wear them again, but I can't
get rid of them now.
Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
Like yep, I kept them because I had a plan
for them. If somebody had mentioned Sammy would love this.
It's real old lady and crafty.
Speaker 16 (01:21:57):
But oh.
Speaker 6 (01:21:59):
A person I used to work with took in same thing,
worked decades in radio, had all these shirts from all
the different radio stations they worked at, handed them off
to this company, and the company made like this giant
blanket which is using the material from all the different shirts.
All the logos and everything else are in there. And
I saw it and I was like, that's kind of cool.
(01:22:19):
But what I thought like maybe for like a man
cave kind of thing at some point when I'm done
with this and I can be like, oh, I could
look at all eight hundred radio stations at work that I.
Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Didn't mean to do that for twenty years. But now
I'm like, what do I do with this ugly quill?
Speaker 8 (01:22:32):
Because in the closet. What I want is, you know
all of our passes that we've gotten for like concerts
and stuff like that. I've kept all of them.
Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
I get a bunch of those too.
Speaker 8 (01:22:41):
I would love. Do you know how they do those
tables that what's.
Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
It called a coffee table?
Speaker 18 (01:22:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
They put like a lacquer over the Yeah.
Speaker 8 (01:22:49):
Not, but I would put it in like my garage
as like a work bench type thing.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Yeah, and have all those work bench What are you
going to work on? It would look at all those yeah,
carpentry and what are you gonna get into the cabinet
making and work? When I need to change the battery
in one of my ring cameras, I can put it
on my head.
Speaker 11 (01:23:06):
The same principle as his big kitchen aid mixer. He's
not going to use it, Yeah, just as her aesthetics.
Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Yeah, got it.
Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
I've got room for a work bench.
Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
What do you what are you hoarding? Eight seven seven
forty four? What do you like?
Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
What are you holding on to for for no reason?
It's not a mental thing, right Greg? I mean no,
I mean stuff like jackets.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
I get it. Some thing the bags, I guess because
apparently your mom searches your.
Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Closets when and she's coming out dress she got me
and I almost gave it away yesterday and I was like,
she's gonna ask about the dress. No, she's not that
she ever asked about this stuffy does she? Is that
not the cutest dress? That's how you know she loves something.
It's not is that cute?
Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
Like I'm saying, if you kept the most recent one,
keep the most recent bag dress, whatever it is that
she just got you the other ones, because she'll be uh,
she'll be focused on the newest thing that she sent you.
Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
She'll set me up like, oh, I didn't bring it
right bag and I just brought one of the ones.
I said.
Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Literally believe that she's got dementia like that. She's in
the beginning stages of it. So yeah, so when she goes, oh, I.
Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Never got that, like your daughter, I have this bag
and I have this b I don't have that bag.
You must have sent that to somebody else.
Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
You have a secret daughter you never told me. See
what you do, bold face lie right to them.
Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
You know that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Yeah you should try that out.
Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
We'll get to get a quick break more what he
shows next, hang up back in a field back you
made it and just in time the badge.
Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
Yeah, Gina was talking about stuff that she's holding on
to for no real reason. Someone call it hoarding.
Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Yeah, everybody, everybody does. You're right, but everybody does it
to a to a degree. Ashley, what are you uh?
What do you got just way too many? What are
you holding on to? Ban t shirts? Shirt? Hold onto?
Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
Those were something I was gonna say that, like, unlike
the beanie babies that you held on to.
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Hundreds, oh more than that.
Speaker 9 (01:25:14):
But when you're a girl and you cut them up,
then they're kind of not worth than anything anymore.
Speaker 13 (01:25:20):
The time.
Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Friend Teresa, Teresa rock Face. She is always on her
social media like cutting up every shirt that she buys.
Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
She makes it look really cool.
Speaker 6 (01:25:30):
Yeah, but you spend good money on these shirts and
then you're just grabbing a pair of scissors and cut
them up.
Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
I'm not saying you're not gonna wear it when it's
just kind of boringly right, you wanted to fit a
certain cool but you can't resell it.
Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
No, you're right. She does a good job of it
because like the look works, But man, i'd be but.
Speaker 8 (01:25:46):
If you're not doing it for an investment, she's tailoring
it to her.
Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Yeah. Actually, how many of these things do you think
you got?
Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
So you do a general wash because you've accumulated a lot,
and then they get a little smelly.
Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
So one time I watched all of them, folded all
of them, and they were about.
Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Like ninety ninety damn you.
Speaker 17 (01:26:07):
Cut them up.
Speaker 8 (01:26:08):
Then they fit in smaller places.
Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Yeah, ay, bored. How many like wrestling shirts and stuff?
Do you have too many?
Speaker 21 (01:26:15):
That's probably something that I'm hoarding. Wrestling shirts, band t shirts.
I've actually started donating them to friends that I know
for their kids that are going through.
Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
High school and ste I thought you were selling them.
Speaker 21 (01:26:27):
I've gone through some of them that are worth money,
Like there's that one wrestling shirt that I sold that
I got four hundred dollars for.
Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
See.
Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
Actually that's what we're talking about. Like some of these
band shirts hold on to them and you can.
Speaker 8 (01:26:38):
So I was this story just recently. This Snoop Dogg
shirt was going for four thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Why why.
Speaker 8 (01:26:47):
Super hard to get vined shirt? This Bus of Rhymes
one was two thousand. Oh dude, my my buddy, you
guys know Kevin. Yeah, so my buddy Kevin, his son
is home from college and he's a he's a broke
college kid. Yeah, his girlfriend came out to visit and
meet the family and do the whole thing and just
kind of hang out. And they went out and they
bought a couple of things. Well, he bought this T shirt.
(01:27:10):
It's just a T shirt, but it was like eighty
dollars and I have like just an old picture of
Wayne Gretzky on it. Oh yeah, And you could tell
just because of the way, like the bag had a
certain like you know, high end you know, the difference
between like a plastic shopping bag and then.
Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Some of the high end stores.
Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
It looked like with the little handles. Yeah, mater, how
much did you pay? Like how much did you pay
per bag as a as a business just to have
that bag?
Speaker 13 (01:27:35):
Right?
Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
The packaging, the way And I go, dude, I want
don't do we want to know in front of your
parents how much you paid for that shirt?
Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Yeah, He's like it wasn't bad.
Speaker 8 (01:27:44):
It's like eighty.
Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
Dollars, Like eighty dollars dollars. Yeah, especially for our college.
Speaker 12 (01:27:48):
Kid, you'd be surprised how standard that is for some
T shirts, I mean fifty to eighty dollars depending. I
mean you can walk into any store and find a
shirt that costs that much.
Speaker 11 (01:27:56):
Like forget the concert exclusive merchant. We talked about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
That's yeah, that's a that's a whole different thing. It's
played by the bootlegs on the street. And that's why
the marshals.
Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Yeah, you guys ever been to an old navy. They
got a Nirvana and Zeppelin shirts, they got all kinds
of stuff target.
Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Yeah, yeah, it's all licensing. I heard news, oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
And not like and here's the thing I tried out
to hold on to this stuff. That's uh, it's gotten
way better. That's a news story. But like if there's like,
uh something about me, let me find uh, let's see.
Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
You to just keep papers just like all laid out. Now,
at least you have that metal I kept here here.
Let's let's try to guess. Let's try to guess how old.
And you're really good at googling stuff on the fly. Here, Seabas,
let's see if you can find out when this story
is from. I'll just go to the back of this
that's right in front of me. Okay, woman finds maggots
(01:28:54):
in her steak. A woman in Australia went to a
place called Lone Star rib House. Else her husband and
son were there, and as soon as their steaks hit
the table, she said she noticed something. Movie.
Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
Of course, I pulled the story because I thought of great, yea,
of course, because how much he loves all you know.
Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Magazine.
Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
At first, her husband thought it might be the seasoning,
but nope, it was maggots in the stake. The restaurant
staff told her that the maggots came from her salad,
not the steak.
Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
In that case, never mind, but.
Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
She was still upset, and it says it was. It's
currently being investigated by the City Council and the ns
W Food Authority. All right, so do you have the
date on that story? Don't tell us what it is yet,
all right? Like how old do you think that is?
Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
Months?
Speaker 8 (01:29:45):
Anytime?
Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
Two months?
Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
Yea, six months, six months, a year, yeah, a year,
year and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Same is closest.
Speaker 8 (01:29:54):
It's about nine.
Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Months nine months? All right? That's you know what.
Speaker 6 (01:29:58):
That's not as old as I thought it was, because
it's towards.
Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
The back of this set.
Speaker 8 (01:30:01):
He used to have stuff on that table over there
five years.
Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Well a lot of that stuff was like kind of
jumping off points for different things and sit there for
four or five years. Yeah, But I would go through
knowing that I had like a we're talking about hoarding.
I know, I got something about hoarding and that. So
I'd rifle through it, find that and bring it up.
And you know, it didn't burn a lot through that pile.
It would just sit there, Yes, because it was like
an archive and our type of stuff like okay, because
(01:30:29):
you never know where the cut the conversation on this shows.
Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Have a filing system, yeah, like little folders and stuff. Yeah,
let's see, I want to take a guess at another one. Yeah,
all right, see, I see like something a lot of stuff,
like I said, not necessarily. Oh here we go.
Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
All right, how old is this one?
Speaker 12 (01:30:53):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
A police officer in South Carolina got himself in trouble.
He arrested this woman and on the way to the
detention center, he stopped at the gas station and bought
her bought a cigar, a lighter, and a sports drink,
and from there he drove to a secluded area in
an industrial park and that's where he touched the woman
on her button her boobs while she was handcuffed, and
(01:31:16):
then propositioned her for sex.
Speaker 8 (01:31:18):
Cool guy.
Speaker 6 (01:31:19):
Despite what seemed like an irresistible offer, she turned him
down and was taken to jail. The cop charged with
second degree assault and battery, and of course, so fired again.
Police officers South Carolina offered a woman a cigar and
exchange for sex.
Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
That's what every woman wants.
Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Yeah, yeah, of course instead of jail, I would take
the deal. Yeah, do you have the story there? Oh? Yeah, okay,
how old is it? Seven months?
Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
Seven months? Let's go two years, two years, three years,
three years.
Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
I'm going to say four years.
Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
Okay, Gregory's your winner. It's about six months, you know what.
I'm kind of proud of myself.
Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
Honestly. That's another I thought, man, this has got to
be old. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
It sounded like one of those.
Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
In my stupid head, I go, oh, you know, when
we have the cops. We just had a story this
week about cops behaving badly. There was a story.
Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
This is a new one. This is just this week.
Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
Detroit cop pulled this woman over. The cop and his partner.
They they thought they spotted a drug deal going on.
But they did find drugs in the car. Right the
passenger released and when she got her purse back, she
noticed there was six hundred dollars in cash missing.
Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Oh damn. Woman filed a complaint. The Internal Affairs department
opened up an investigation. They looked at the bodycam footage
and sure enough, with the bodycam going, the cop right
there on the bodycam taking the money out of the
Oh yeah, so it wasn't logged. Wasn't bad.
Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
Greg's made that point like, oh, we didn't find ten thousand,
we found one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Right, I've seen training day.
Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
Maybe the cop was suspended, No dock, can I get
get fired? But see like when that story comes up
this week and I go, oh, yeah, there was another
story about the.
Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Cigar who grabbed your boob. Yeah, cops behaving bad it
becomes a segment mops behaving badly? But do you keep it?
After you talk about it, You're gone? Those are gone,
see you.
Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
Now? If I hadn't hoarded the news, we wouldn't have
been able to do this fun little game shows next.
Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
By Hattie, that's sure got a tasty kick doing. We'll
be right back. He puts the g in Garcia, so
call sports all right.
Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Happy Friday, Jeff g Good morning, Good morning, squad, Happy Friday, everybody.
Let's start with baseball. Angels lost to the Rangers last night,
splitting that series. Angels welcome the d Backs to Angel
Stadium this weekend tonight reversible bucket hat night and then
tomorrow long sleeve throwback T shirt. That one's kind of dope, uh.
Moving on to the Dodgers there in the Bay Area
this weekend against the hated Giants. Dustin May starts tonight.
(01:33:58):
By the way, Dodgers announced Kobe Bryant boblehead giveaway August eighth.
That's eight eight get it. Those tickets are going to
be pricey. By the way, make sure you listen to
all Dodger games on a five seventy LA Sports are
on the free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Moving on to the NBA Summer League.
Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Bronni had a chance to win it last night for
the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Bronnie off the screen, gets the switch five on the clock,
little pack where pulls to three a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Unfortunately that one didn't drop for Bronnie. He had eight points.
Swider had twenty two. Lakers play again tomorrow against the
Pelicans goodpers played tonight and Sunday night in Vegas. Soccer
this weekend Sunday at twelve noon, he got PSG versus
Chelsea That is a FIFA Club World Cup Final Galaxy
taken on DC United Sunday, as well LAFCFC Dallas this weekend.
(01:34:45):
And last, but not least, the idiot Athlete of the
Week goes to Chargers brand new running back Najee Harris.
He got an eye injury after a fireworks mishap at
a Fourth of July event.
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Now, apparently the injury.
Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Is only superficial and he should be able to start
the upcoming NFL season on time, maybe with an eye patch. Apparently,
that mishap at that party injured several people, including one
person that lost multiple fingers.
Speaker 5 (01:35:08):
Win are people we're gonna learn.
Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Leave the fireworks, the professionals, keep all your fingers.
Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
It's easy, man.
Speaker 8 (01:35:14):
I'm Jeff G and that's your so cal sports Jeff.
Speaker 18 (01:35:19):
No.
Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
The idea is, you don't hold it in your hand,
you don't light it and then hover over it.
Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
At the end of this check it out. Yeah, there's
a way to do a lot of things. Most things
actually safely properly, don't hold them like the only thing
I can think of like that you couldn't do safely, Like, oh,
you know, I always want to do I want to
do that trick where the alligator holds its mouth open,
you put your head in there and you show that
(01:35:45):
it's not going to bite down on you, Like, I
don't know if there's like a safe way to do that. No,
by not doing it.
Speaker 6 (01:35:52):
Yeah, Now, of course you can absolutely guarantee that you
will never lose a finger or anything bad will happen
with fireworks if you're right, if you just never never
do that, never never messed with fireworks. But they're still, yeah,
resistible though they're too much fun they are.
Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Make them.
Speaker 6 (01:36:10):
But I also understand like why it's a really bad
idea around here with how it is. Man, we we
did them in Pittsburgh and you know my dad's place,
and uh, but it's it's been raining non stop. There's
no way you would have ever caught a fire. Just
the other day, I saw somebody throw a cigarette out
the car. Yeah, do you know where you are? Yeah,
(01:36:31):
it's Friday morning. I was thinking about a song Menace,
And every time I've heard this song, I thought about
you because I remember you were obsessed with this song.
Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Then, yes, I don't know. Why do you ever have
a song.
Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
There's all of a sudden out of nowhere, it's like
every day cats dead.
Speaker 8 (01:36:47):
Yeah, cataracts are back, by the way. With that, they're
doing movies thing.
Speaker 6 (01:36:54):
Yeah, like a G six that's a good let's just
play it, okay. Text, we're talking about hoarding and things
that you're holding onto. Somebody like, I hoard coffee mugs.
(01:37:14):
I buy one every place I go. I want to
have I want to have the memory space.
Speaker 13 (01:37:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
Someone said they have coffee makers. I got three of
them in a cabinet, plus the one they're using. And
they just bought an espresso machine for Prime Day. Oh
those are fun. Yeah, uh seven eleven and movie theater
drink cups.
Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Oh god, that's legal garbage.
Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
Parents.
Speaker 6 (01:37:41):
Parents do this, and I've never understood why where you
keep all your kids baby teeth?
Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
Disgusting? That's that's nasty.
Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
My parents still have.
Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Mine memory six five.
Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
Do you ever bring them out and look at them
and go, oh, to daughter's head.
Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:38:01):
Going through the garage recently, we were like, oh, the baby.
Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Or a rattle for your own kids today, you know six'.
Speaker 13 (01:38:09):
Five.
Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
Oh going back To gina's, thing because her mom will
send her like those quilted toasts, bags AND i, said,
well you know what you should do is just tell,
her like when she asked about that specific, one go
LIKE i you me. Yeah and somebody said that's a
slippery slope saying OH i never got, it because it
could turn into oh you, Didn't i'll send you another,
(01:38:30):
one And i'll pack in this other thing you don't
like in that.
Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Package.
Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
NOW i gave.
Speaker 6 (01:38:35):
THAT i gave it advice To gina because she could
probably pull it. Off i'm the person who, goes you know,
What i'm not really going to use. THIS i would
hate for you to give this to me BECAUSE i
have no use for.
Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
This.
Speaker 6 (01:38:45):
TRUE i will just tell you straight up, like, YEAH
i don't need this, garbage, Right but if it.
Speaker 7 (01:38:52):
Was already delivered and sent to you when you open it.
Speaker 6 (01:38:54):
Up, YEAH i would just regift. It if they ever
asked about, it go you know, WHAT i got. It
AND i, realized, like because it's sat here for a,
month OR i just wasn't using, it SO i didn't
want it to go to.
Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
Waste SO i gave it to somebody. Else. Good you
did that to me WHEN i brought a bottle of
wine over and you're, like, Look i'm never gonna. Drink
just take it, back take it. Back, yeah because, Yeah,
Greg greg was being cool and you, know doing what
you're you, know they, Said, OKAY i Guess i'll bring.
IT i can drink.
Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
It, Yeah, GREG i want you to have, It, OKAY i.
Will it is the worst when you got to try
to pretend, like.
Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Oh my, god, yeah oh this is great crap. FUN
i haven't been guilty of that with framed, Photos like
if a friend is staying over and they gave me
a frame photo in the, past it goes in the
guest room when they're.
Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
There that's.
Speaker 7 (01:39:40):
Amazing you're good. Them you remember who gives you what They're.
Speaker 6 (01:39:46):
Back WHEN i was a, kid my mom used to
rearrange the photos and stuff on the refrigerator for when
people were coming, over like depending on what side of
the family and who.
Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Was there and their pictures of their kids and. What i'm, Like, OKAY.
Speaker 8 (01:39:58):
I feel LIKE i get guilty of that AND i
never get.
Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Any Bab yeah, yeah well you like to give.
Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
Gifts he likes to get gifts to shoot all your
birthdays eight seven four what he text us over to
two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
Show we'll be right The woody shows.
Speaker 6 (01:40:16):
Local news and it's get another headline closure at home
here in the state Of, california and.
Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
It's, like we get At. Irvine you make all the best.
Lists they made another best of. Lists Now irvine is
showing up on another, one ranked the Best Southern california
city for. Renters because wallet hub did their national, survey
looked at rent, prices, liveability local, laws and some other.
Criteria irvine didn't do very well on, affordability no, surprise
but it did rank as best in So cal for.
(01:40:44):
Renters and Then bort's new hometown Of Huntington beach comes
in at number.
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Two what's it?
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Called uh, Sorry Rulington. Beach there was a typo on my.
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Cal Garden grove at number, four and then he Got
Santa clarita at number, five and then fifty miles away
from number, One irvine is the city ranked the. Worst
this will be no news to. Menace that would Be San,
bernardino worst So cal city for renters and overall in
(01:41:11):
the entire, country the best city for. Rents it can't
be priced, though well it can't be. That that's conditions
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a noticeable difference just in his like vibe and his.
Mood and it's just like the way he, looks you, know, like,
yeah so you grew up in the, valley, Right, YEAH
i grew up In North hollywood and now you're In
(01:41:31):
Orange county and you're loving. IT i have never felt
more mentally healthy in my.
Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
Life that's.
Speaker 21 (01:41:36):
Amazing this is night and day difference from the gravel
THAT i was in In burbank's.
Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
Sony why DIDN'T i move To Orange county a decade?
Speaker 8 (01:41:44):
Ago city and social media videos of people just driving
out Of Los angeles In Orange county they feel?
Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
Different, yeah. Exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:41:52):
Yeah the air is, nicer it's, cleaner it's.
Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
Weird, Sudden, yeah less, aggressive there's less.
Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Litter this show all, Right welcome back.
Speaker 6 (01:42:04):
Everybody it Is, Friday july the, eleventh seven. Eleven today
is seven eleven, Day free Slurpy. Day it's like a
free small one. Here, yeah, yeah not good not to
be confused with to bring your own cup. Thing that's
yeah this year That i'm most completely. DIFFERENT i did
see a guy he had a pretty good one Sea
(01:42:25):
bass where he constructed his own. Cup it was, LIKE
i don't, know forty feet, long but it did fit
through the, opening so it was a cup so instead
of just being like a you, know tall is like
a regular like a tumbler cup would, be it was
like forty feet like, yeah by the, way but it
would fit through the. Things so he got so much
slurpy in this. Thing and the guy of course was
not not not, pleased but he had his buddy try
(01:42:48):
to drink out of it in the parking lot and
just basically it looked like like something from old School
Double Dare, yeah thumbed and. Slurpy beat The, House yeah,
Yeah beat The House. Menace today Is National Old State
Fair Food. Day oh hell.
Speaker 8 (01:43:02):
Yeah and Then i'll.
Speaker 6 (01:43:03):
Leave all the other stuff Because i'm gonna still have
that kind of. Time we got to find out what's
happening in the world of. Entertainment, yes well we do
have an.
Speaker 13 (01:43:09):
Update you.
Speaker 8 (01:43:10):
Know Craig, robinson he was on the office and you,
know there was this announcement that he was going to
retire and then you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
Retire From Comedy City, Stone yeah you never.
Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
Seen you guys called the fake news and said it
was probably you, know a partnership with, somebody and it
was it was AN at AND t campaign their NEW.
Ai so, yeah a bunch of cast members got together
and you, know they did a commercial about.
Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
It so you guys were.
Speaker 8 (01:43:34):
Right he is not.
Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
Retired what else would he.
Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
Do it's just like That snoop Dog i'm giving up
smoke and he did the smokeless.
Speaker 8 (01:43:40):
Grills oh, yeah everybody free armies AND i love You.
Arby's but there are The, Burgers barbies or whatever it. Was,
yeah no ihobum so dumb was fifteen.
Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
Times, well not That Craig robinson things so, much but
some of those other. Ones The Snoop dogg thing for,
sure and that's AN i hob thing. Time, well, see
you're gonna love. This it Is Liam gallagher Of. Oasis
he says he's not interested in doing car pool. Karaoke
if you don't, know they still do it on like
they Do APPLE. Tv, Yeah APPLE tv took, over But
(01:44:14):
liam says that he's not.
Speaker 8 (01:44:17):
Interested he's not interested in doing that with that fat,
Bloke James gordon. HIM i thought That James corden hate was,
over But i'm glad to say being.
Speaker 10 (01:44:27):
NO i see it's it's starting to ramp.
Speaker 8 (01:44:30):
Up like the old stories of him being a. WHOLE
i DON'T i don't care that he's. AHOLE i just
care that he's not. Funny, okay well apparently he's not
a good as well allegedly. Good we were asking what's
going on With Tom brady and him being, single and
first he was what he was, With, well there was
a room That Sydney. Sweeney, no, no, no, no No
(01:44:52):
johnson he was With Dakota johnson on the yacht was
Also Tom brady And City. Swing, no that Was Katy PERRY'S.
Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
X Katie, perry Not Katy. Pear Sidney.
Speaker 6 (01:45:06):
Sweeney for like two or three weeks in a, row
there's a different person each weekend that they were, like,
Oh Sidney.
Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
Sweeney has been seeing with, whatever and one of those
Was Tom.
Speaker 7 (01:45:15):
Brady he was talking To Tom brady at an event and.
Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
That was the.
Speaker 8 (01:45:18):
Whole everybody kind of ran with, it schooling menace on this.
Stuff no, no, no, No, well because, Yeah Katy PERRY'S,
x what's his Name. Bloom he was out shopping With Sidney.
Sweeney so that's WHAT i get.
Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
It she gets around to get.
Speaker 8 (01:45:34):
IT i THOUGHT i got. Confused my. Bad, well now
the latest hike that he they're trying to team him
up with Is Sophia. Vigara what do you think about that?
One she's just hanging out In. Spain, yeah that would never.
WORK i don't, YE i don't see that he was With.
Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
Gisell you don't think it would have.
Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
Worked so you know she's too, OLD i mean Probably.
Speaker 6 (01:45:59):
TOM i think he was probably too old and the
voice after about ten minutes will get really.
Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Old how long you've been?
Speaker 18 (01:46:07):
Here?
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Yaya well, sorry, GRANDMA i guess you're not getting With Tom.
Speaker 21 (01:46:13):
Brady.
Speaker 8 (01:46:13):
Yeah, well speaking Of, spain who else is In spain
Is Jennifer aniston and she's been spotted with this, Guy Jim,
curtis who is a. HYPNOTIST a.
Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
Hypnotist yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:46:29):
Cool this has been going on for a, bit, right
like it's just, surfacing but they've been.
Speaker 8 (01:46:33):
Together that's how he got.
Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
WITH i was just saying not to wonder how he got.
Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
HER i really don't get like why she's so snake,
bitten like She's America sweetheart's for years. Decade she seems
like just a, sweet normal.
Speaker 6 (01:46:46):
Chick you would, say you would think that typically you
got to figure like at some point it's, them, right
that's they can't make it work with.
Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
Anybody what Is Aaron? Rodgers same?
Speaker 6 (01:46:57):
Deal like he had all these like really coolbody, says
like really cool down to earth kind of, chicks Just
patrick's And.
Speaker 8 (01:47:03):
Livy he's got somebody.
Speaker 6 (01:47:05):
Now but see that is you, know, yeah that is
even up for debate because they said there is no
record of it, anywhere like people want to go fine
because you have to, register, right like uh, yeah marriage
license and, stuff and probably it didn't wherever he said
he got it doesn't.
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Exist so he did it in a different. Country uh
huh yeah, yeah or he was just so.
Speaker 5 (01:47:24):
High yeah he thought he got.
Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
Married he just thought he got, married really got.
Speaker 8 (01:47:30):
Married, Well wimbledon is wrapping up this, weekend and You
grant actually went this week to go check it, out
and he was given THESE vip seats that are like
highly sought, after and apparently he fell asleep during the
match and he was being called out by tennis fans
because they really wanted those seats and he was.
Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
Sleep because that's how it.
Speaker 6 (01:47:50):
Works if he wasn't going to use, it that, thing
they would just like pick somebody from the very top
level of the of the come on down.
Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
Here BUT i like what he said. Though he, SAID
i like, tennis BUT i also like.
Speaker 5 (01:47:59):
Sleeping and THAT'S i love that he's embraced his, grumpy
old man like. Vibe he's always mad about, everything and
tennis is, quiet and it's LIKE i would fall.
Speaker 6 (01:48:08):
Asleep, TOO i fall asleep but. Everything, yeah what was
the thing that you were reading About? Wimbledon there was
like the line judges and.
Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
Stuff this is so.
Speaker 5 (01:48:15):
FUNNY i just saw a little trivia fun fact thing
that said you're not allowed to swear In, wimbledon like
the players can't, swear so the line judges have to
learn all the curse words in all the languages to
make sure that NOBODY'S i think that's actually.
Speaker 6 (01:48:30):
True i'm sure there's a rule like no, swearing but
they're really making the line judges learn all the curse words.
Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
And all the different In, Croatian, ITALIAN i don't.
Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
THINK i, mean maybe just that they have right then and.
Speaker 6 (01:48:42):
There that'd be some fun STUDYING i, was all, right
thank you very, much menace the problem time for your.
Birthdays both shown it's, Shiver we're gonna sit The he was,
like it's, shivery and.
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You know we don't do. Well starting the.
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Celebrities happy birthday To italian fashion designer and Billionaire Giorgio,
armani ninety one years.
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OLD i just saw his super yacht ON tv and,
good it's. COOL i, MEAN i wouldn't turn it. Down
you know what's cool is when you have a yacht
that needs a support. Yacht huh, oh, yeah you've had
a lot of those.
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Recently they show, like, oh, well here's whatever length and
all the different things that it's, got and then it's
got a support yacht that just follows it. Around it's got,
fuel all the, toys so like wave. Runners, yeah there's
like a helicopter that lands on. There that's where all
the staff. Stage you don't stay on the support.
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Yacht don't.
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Know how much to Be Giorgio's armani's like say summer.
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Boyfriend he's ninety, one very well put. TOGETHER i MEAN
i would do it for, free, OBVIOUSLY i would just
take the. Perks but ninety, one how hard would it
be to please a ninety one year OLD i watch it,
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