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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion, is.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It lies.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Away the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody, an well,
it's a free Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It is Thursday. It's July the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five.
Thank you for checking out The Woody Show and being
here this morning. Give it us some of your valuable
time today. My name is Woody. I welcome you along
with Greg Gorey. Good morning, wood there's menace.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
What is up?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
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You can follow us at the Woody Show. Gina grad
is here going, Gina Sea Mass poor to you. We
got Sammy Morgan's here, our associate producer, Von our video producer.
We got Bort and Menji holding things down the Woody
Show production department. And the phones are open for you
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(01:25):
might be.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What he is?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
The number to call? You can always send us a
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Speaker 4 (01:33):
Check in with U. Tellus who you are anywhere around town?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
You're listening to the Woody Show, which you got going on,
what's the HAPs, what's happening on this Thursday? Going to
get through this? And one step closer in this never
ending week? What's pop? Yeah, this feels that way today
on the show. Narc Week continues. And also we're going
to put a bow on Judge My Baby.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
So if you have.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yet to do it, this is your last chance to
have your say. It's on our Instagram. It's pinned right
to the top of our page, our friend our listener art.
He's been listening to us for many years. I think
he said seven years. And uh, this is first child.
Oh no, it's like in his late forties. It's his
first kid.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Good for him.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
And so this is a public service that we provide
where you know, parents are out there showing off pictures
of their kids all the time, but doesn't mean these
kids are worth showing pictures up because like some of
them need to.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Swan up a bit.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, give them some time.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Yeah, like a baked brownie or something shound Yeah, yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Anyway, so yeah, we're gonna get the final decision. Is
judgment day for Judge my Baby. Check it out on
a scale one to ten. Ten means oh cute kid,
One means woof put that thing back. Yeah, and then
also give us your your comment on you know why
you are giving the vote that you are anyway, So
we got we got that today. Still a lot of

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people talking about the cheaters from the cold Play cons.
It's still the memes and all this stuff, all the
AI stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
They're still amusing to me.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
But you know, what's you know what's done.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I've seen there's a lot more stuff that seems to
be getting written over the last handful of days about
office romances.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Oh, I bet.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
People dating in the office, and yeah, what are your
feelings on that?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You know?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
A new study on office romance has come out. Sixty
percent of adults have had a workplace romance. Now, you
and your husband, Andy, you guys worked together at one point. Yeah,
but you weren't dating while you were working together.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
No, we each were in other relationships. I've had those,
but not with him.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Damn.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
It was fun, my wife, but clearly it was like
budding while you worked here.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
I mean we were, we were buddies, but nothing ever happened.
I mean I would look at and be like He's
pretty cute, but nothing like he was a He was not.
He was a very honorable man.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Three people you had, Well my wife, Well, my wife
and I we used to work together, but the same
company at the same radio station. She was working at
a different radio station. Yeah, and then we knelt but
the same thing. Yeah, but same thing where we were
both in other relationships, like long term. I was married,
was she was, Yeah, that's the guy I turned at
the gay.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh that's right. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
But you also had a before your wife, You were
with some chick that we all worked with.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Oh no, I did that too.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, no, no, I have And I think was it
only that one time? Maybe there was one other one
other time, but that that was that muight. It's have
been like super like, yeah, go out for lunch or
something super casual like that did not let man, I
can't remember define definitely the one time.

Speaker 9 (04:28):
Yeah, well, when you were like sixteen or something, you
your manager.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh no, that was okay, that was no, no, no, no,
that was I worked. I worked at the store at
the mall. I wasn't sixteen, I was I was eighteen.
I just turned eighteen and she was like twenty six
twenty seven. Dam that was No, that was the place
that I worked. And they sold all the Steelers in
Penguins jerseys and all the sports memorabilia stuff at the
South Hills Village. You like a powerful woman South Hills

(04:56):
Village and you know what, No, and she made the
move of course because like you know, I would have
never thought in a millionaires you had a chance. But
I'm like, uh, you know whatever, you were too, and
it was just kind of it was just we weren't
like it wasn't a dating boyfriend girlfriend thing.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It was just a quickie. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
It's like, oh, people work in restaurants, and restaurants man
are just like hedonism notorious. Yeah, oh you work in
food service. I think everybody's banging everybody.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah yeah, because it's it's an Earth's job that you
have when you're single, a lot of time alcohol around yeah,
late hours. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
So sixty percent of adults have had a workplace romance.
Fifty seven percent of people start a work romance due
to genuine feelings, not just like oh you're at a
party and convenien. Forty three percent of them end up
in marriage wow, which is which is interesting. Fifty seven
percent of people said their workplace relationship has impacted their

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work performance. Really, only thirty five percent of people report
those relationships to HR. Well, that chick from the cold plate,
she was the HR What do you tell so she
was aware? Yeah, of workplace relations involved cheating on an
existing partner.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Uh, people will view workplace romances as unprofessional. They can be.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
I don't care. We worked with a couple of people
here or they were married, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Exactly did they come here married?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I know they were married by the time I got here,
But they were both in some high level positions.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
And you know what, it was not a thing. It
made no difference. It made no difference.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
There are some people that it's like, you know, it's
the same couples that will fight in front of their friends,
and they'll argue in front of their friends and make
it uncomfortable for people.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah. Like, but when that's in the office, that's even
that's the worst.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
Trendy that I haven't witnessed. You haven't, no, oh, yeah,
all that are dating each other and then fighting in
the office.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, yeah, I had.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
There was a woman she was the promotions director. She
was dating the program director of the radio station. And
they would like have these like full on arguments, like
right there in the radio station and like personal arguments.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, not even working. It wasn't work related. Good, yeah
it's radio. Well, I mean that's because you blah blah blahlah.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Maybe if you could get it up.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Think about this recently. And I don't think there's anybody
hot enough to date in this office unfortunately. Ouch. Yeah,
you mean like in our office, in the in the
current room, on our floor, on our floor that I know,
can you think of one Gregory?

Speaker 8 (07:28):
Every once in a while, I will admit I have
that thought, like who would I? Who are the hotties
around here?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
People I didn't see.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't can't think of I can't you can't think.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Well, then it's safe, the safe.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
We have fired most people who work here, So there
is that that.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Yeah, there's not many choices anymore now menace.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yes, I mean you've hooked up at work. Oh yeah,
that wasn't a coworker, notorious. Oh you married you married
a co worker. But I'm not used to work for
this show. She used to be the Vaughan. Yeah, the show.
It's like.

Speaker 10 (08:02):
Now I'm going for lawn. No, like I'm trying to
think of a job that I've had that I haven't
dated somebody at damn Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe a little
Caesars because it was all dudes.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
We'll see what we talked about.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
What about the grocer? Yeah, because you know you're always
at work. Yeah right, I mean when.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, Greg, we we were talking about something recently. You said, yeah,
famous people only date other famous people, Like those are
the circles that they're in.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Right where else are they?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (08:29):
They're not like it's like some weird law like if
you're famous, you have to hook up with another famous
perdon I.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Think only because that's who you're hanging out with. Those
are the people that you meet. Those are the people
that you're associating with. Those are your options.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
You're not like and you know they're probably not social
climbers because they're in the industry.

Speaker 10 (08:44):
Correct, And I can and then when they had a
radio station since I was seventeen years old, and when
you're that young and you're in radio at least back
in our days, like you lived at the radio station.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh, you wanted to be there twenty four hours.

Speaker 10 (08:56):
You just want to hang out. And we would all
hang out with each other after work. I don't think
that really happened.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Did you ever hook up at work, like you know,
with a part and it didn't work there? But like
you you looked up at the radio station like at
the physical location, never won ever with all the.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Clear windows and hot mics.

Speaker 10 (09:11):
Yeah you haven't lived man. Yeah, well you probably have
your own office too.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, well you don't need that, just like yeah you.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Don't need it in some production rooms.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It's another awesome to have.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I could see like Sea Bass doing the whole day.
Do you want to see a radio station thing like
not now?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, that sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I'm saying, like, yeah, not not now.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
But I think like back in your ninety nine X
days when he worked in Atlanta, like that that time
where you had the v in the Strip Club parking lot.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
We I will like. But like Menace was saying, the
only time I even got close to that is I
went to a co workers or also but like of
my level co workers that intern slash part time, going
to a party at their house where in we actually
put a hidden mic and another intern, female intern, and
had her hit on one of the on air staff
who offered to take her home while he was still

(10:02):
married and they later divorced. But I remember I took that.
I didn't even listen to it. I took the little
recorder to our our producer, the Sammy of the day,
and he said, he said, never do that again.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Why because it was like, that's great content. Well, that's
the thing bait bait interned I trap. Technically, technically it
was I agree, a bad ideas great idea that sounds.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Awesome but also awesome awesome could ruin someone's life. It's
either good content or it's not. I think that's great content.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah. I don't even don't enough to do it. I mean,
that's on you.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Because I think on my my end, like I wasn't thinking.
I wasn't high enough, thinking high enough to like, okay
this because the ideally, hell I'll go ideally how it
would go is it'd be super awkward for him. He
would turn her down, and that would be funny because
he'd be a good guy, doesn't want to cheat on
his wife. Yeah, not the way it happened. So what
do you want to do? Yeah, at that same party,

(11:07):
I kind of made out with the girl whose house
we were at, but it never far. But that washouse.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Nice thirty two percent of people have dated their boss
or their supervisor. No one more thing. Since we're talking
about people married not married, this is just kind of weird.
Thirty six year old Texas woman she is in jail
for stalking charges because she allegedly got married without her
boyfriend even being there. So the forty two year old guy,

(11:34):
he gets a package with a marriage certificate that showed
that he and his ex girlfriend were married, though he
never went to a wedding, so I guess, uh, this
chick convinced the pastor to sign off on the marriage
even though the groom wasn't there. Is that possible? So
the guy discovered he was married without his knowledge.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I don't see how that would work. Well. Was she
convinced the pastor to sign the marriage certificate? To bring
that down? He was doing, Jess, you also have to
sign it, though.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Maybe he did. Sure that we get clear story.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
You know, it comes, they'll put a piece of paper
over it, and you think you're signing that, and at
the bottom it's.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
The other piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Here's the thing, because I was thinking about this when
I went for the the colon oscary. They had me
initial all this stuff and it was on one of those
digital pads. It looks nothing like my signature because the
pad was half broken. Yeah, so it's like, okay, so
if they had to prove that I signed something, how
would they do that because this looks nothing like my signature.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Attempt to make it look like.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
There's been other times where it's like, you know, Jen
had to sign something in addition to oh, I know
what it was, that stupid homeowners association.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Uh, the proposal.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Thing for the roof, and I just I scribbled something
on there that kind of looked like Jen, and that
was it. It's like, there no one, no one's ever
going to know. So of course, like this Onoe is
convincing a pastor. Yeah you just okay, here's signed this,
but I'm sure she just forged the signature.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
The car, Yeah right, hurry yeah yeah yeah, but she's
now facing a third degree felony stalking charges.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, and the police chief said they're not telling anyone
who the pastor is while they continue investigating the case.
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Speaker 5 (13:20):
The stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
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nine eight seven. Reading the story this morning, this guy
in Florida, he flipped out. He just really wanted to
work out, you know, you know that feeling when you're
there and like you're in a groove.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
At the gym and it's like, oh, don't just leave
me alone.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, don't disrupt this groove.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
It's like every day like that. Yeah. Yeah. So the
employees are at the Planet Fitness were like, yo, bro,
we're closing. It's it's time to go, bro bro.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
But he didn't like that, refused to leave, stripped naked,
started sprinting around the gym as you do. Cops called,
and while they were on their way, the guy crawled
into the ceiling try to start a fire in the bathroom.
Cops get there and they found his naked ass hiding
in a tanning bed Amenities. Before he left, they ran
his name, and believe it or not, he's got a record. Yeah,

(14:48):
he was just in jail last year for attempted burglary
and trespassing.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Really don't believe.

Speaker 10 (14:53):
I was about to say that sounds very methy. Yeah,
but would be busted for meth in the past or something.
If you're on meth, though, you don't need the gym.
Do you want to go work out?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
No, not even a little.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Oh no, I don't know. Maybe you want the ac
because you're always hot.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
You can get your clothes off. Wouldn't you already be
all skinny? Well that's the thing to a Planet Fitness,
which I love. I'm a member. But because it is
so cheap and it is, it.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Attracts a certain crowd.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
There's always one old guy who's clearly living in his
car in the parking lot. Yeah, he's using the Planet
Fitness for their wonderful shower. Amenity's say, menace, wasn't that
You're removed? I did that?

Speaker 10 (15:27):
Yeah, but with twenty four hour Fitness. I slept in
my car like outside of twenty four hour fitness.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, because how long were you living in the car?
Eight months? Eight months? So yeah, so he would just
use the gym membership to go in there and shower
A pretty good idea. Yeah, and poop? Would you poop
in there? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (15:44):
Unfortunate, but I was, I was working, so most of
the pooping was that work unfortunately?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
As Wow, were you working out? Did you use the gym? H?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Not really?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
I mean said a version of this. When he first
started working on the show. He was renting a space.
It's not even an apartment. I think it was supposed
to be an office.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
It was supposed to be. They even said it in
the lease, even though they knew what I was doing.
It was this room on the second floor above a
dojo with the window that looked out on the dojo. Yeah,
and so that that was his quote apartment. And so
I mean the brake kitchen like the little breakroom kitchen.
It's so better close.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah, So there was no I mean, it was just
an empty space.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
It was supposed to be for desks and things like that,
but it had the kitchen, which was the breakroom, and
then the bathroom was to that kitchen was like where
all the kids would come in and change for their
karate lessons or whatever the.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Hell they were shaving.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
And yeah, there's like sea bass like walking downstairs.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Well, to be to be a fair Gina and to
be fraid of the kids. We used to and we
still do, have a good gym at this office building,
although they've strict severely cut back. The hours used to
be twenty four to seven three sixty five. So this
new management came in here and ruined everything.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
They realized that made sense. So I would I would, Yeah,
I would shave and do all that stuff downstairs here.
Oh I thought, okay, I thought you because after the dojo,
was that the van or the r V the RV
forbot because then, yeah, they moved to the RV. It's
then when he had the RV, he basically used the
gym downstairs here at the radio station the building as
his closet slash bathroom. So he took up like a

(17:20):
handful of the lockers and just kept all his clothes
in there.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Which was easy because again, before you get on me,
there was plenty of space. I wasn't anyway cramping anyone's style.
I'm sure it was against the rules, but that's hilarious.
I mean, I don't care that he did it. It's
not like I'm using it.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Like your form roles, your casuals.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
He would he would just shower here, at the at
the gym, at the radio station. So you do what
you gotta do. You could find a work around.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
For the worst part about the whole dojo situation is
there was no separate entrance. So let's say I came
home seven thirty at night, there's class going on, and
I'm walking past the class. I don't think they ever
explained it to the kids or who's this weirdo?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Why is this sky?

Speaker 4 (17:57):
And probably thought you worked there or something right, but
then disappeared who knows what, lady. That is another thing
I really wish I had done it, because I could
have done it with because there was one, at least
one or two girls who knew the situation. I thought
it was funny in principle.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
In practice, yeah, I dragged my own mattress up there,
and yeah, it was bad with this class, with this schedule,
because I would try to go to bed early. But
you know, there's people doing hayai, and it's it's literally
it's there's no buffer. It's a window that looks out
on the area between me and so it's just, you know.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Miss I say, like when people talk about, oh well
I can't this or that, you know I can't, they
can't come up with a reason why, you know, they
can't get out of their current situation.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
There are workarounds for a lot of things. You choose
that it's not.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
It's not good enough for you, but like, you gotta
do what you gotta do. I had a a not
ideal living situation with the I run in the room
out of that person's house. I told you out that
it wasn't my you know, my ideal situation. But at
the time, and I was broke, I didn't have wasn't
making much money working at this radio station.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Had a side job shuffling papers from one accountant's office
to another, like a courier kind of thing. I was
doing that and that's what I could afford.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
So I just rented a room with these two brothers
who would inherited this house from their parents and took
no care of it whatsoever. It could have been on
hoarders I mean, it was discussed.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
The house outside of my room was disgusting, but I
just kind of stuck to my room and I had
a little bathroom there. I had a little hot plate, microwave,
little dorm fridge, and that.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Was that was pretty much. That was pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
But you do what you gotta do in different situations.

Speaker 10 (19:39):
People are not willing to take extremes. The only reason
I was living in my car is because I lost
my job with my previous morning show and I went
to go work back in my hometown doing a regular job.
And if I wanted to get back into radio and
be in the city that I wanted to do radio,
I had to do that car situation, so be by

(20:00):
the radio station, right, And that's what I did to
get back into radio.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, because it seems like the only two options when
I run into people from time to time now is
I mean, they're gonna move back in with my parents
and live in luxury there right right, because like they'll
do my laundry, they'll cook for me, they'll do all
that kind of stuff. Or I'm just gonna do that
until I can afford my you know, one million dollar
five bedroom house with a pool, right, Like, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Know, I got to save up some money for that.
There's like no in between. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 11 (20:28):
Would definitely go to my parents house before sleeping in
my car.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yes, well you would do that just for fun because
they have their coordinated pajama parties. That the problem with that.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
Yeah, that I worked a full forty hours a week.
Then at night I would go do radio. And then
I lived in this tiny little studio apartment with cock
fights outside my door.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
In the hallway.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Again, birth in front of my door, and I dragged
a box with kittens and had to deal with that,
dog fights, gangs, everything.

Speaker 10 (20:57):
Yeah, but I have to ask Sammy a question though,
like if you had to live in your car to
get your dream job you want to do that, you
wouldn't take that extreme?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Would it be?

Speaker 11 (21:08):
Would it be guaranteed? And how long would I.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Have to do it? No challenge, Nothing is guaranteed because
you do things in life for like they say, no risk,
no reward, right, So I'm doing this with the goal
of this, That's the question he's asking.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Uh No, I don't think I would, so do not
want to do whatever?

Speaker 11 (21:31):
Am I doing laundry?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Now? My dog is.

Speaker 10 (21:35):
Go to work?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Your dog's this big can easily sit on the seat
if you as a full person can be in.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
There like a little dog.

Speaker 11 (21:41):
A dog in my car when I'm at work all day.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, you figure things out.

Speaker 12 (21:45):
Like you like, right, So so my point is figuring
things out like needing someone to watch my dog is
also just going to my parents' house, going to a
friends or fam like staying with friends or family and
leaving my dog there wasn't the hypothetical.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Hypothetical was would you be willing to live in your car?
That's a car? The car is the question.

Speaker 10 (22:02):
So no, No, it's why they makes So that's why
I was no. But I was saying, like, yeah, I
going back to the thing that is what you do.
You take these extremes to try to get that reward,
and some people.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Are willing to do it reward.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Some people are willing to do it, some people aren't. Yeah,
have an interesting do you ever have some kind of
like weird interesting living situation?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Greg?

Speaker 8 (22:23):
I had roommates that were Yeah, the roommate I remember
this pretty ideal. I had a studio apartment that I
was living in, and then a friend of mine was
living upstairs from me. And then we found an apartment
that was way cheaper than each having our own studios,
so we lived in there and converted a big closet
into a bedroom. So that was weird, and we built it.
We were really proud of that.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
First time I met Greg was in nineteen ninety seven,
six No ninety seven, because I was living in Portland, Oregon.
I flew down to San Francisco to see a friend
of mine and the friend of mine was Greg's roommates.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Living in gregu And so there was like a party at.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
This house which Greg was the roommate. Met Greg there
and then worked them years later, forgot about it until
it's like years later. They had a pirate radio station
in their living room, like a full on transmitter hole on.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
We're on, you know, on the air taking over some
other legitimate radio station, because we overpowered them with the transmitter. Yeah,
and then like playing all this crazy music and swearing
the roof and the rule was and everybody was hammered.
But the rule was, whoever was on the air had
to wear a pirate hat.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
We had we had to do imaging and when you
turned the station on, like you would power up the
antenna on the roof imaging for those not in radio,
the little things that you hear between the songs and
go like power ninety six point one.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Yeah, it had it had, it had full production value.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
It was crazy.

Speaker 8 (23:45):
It was called the one hundred and so you would
hear the station that would go off the air when
we went on the air, and you would physically hear
it go and then and then we would hit the
thing and it would go F one well one point
one FM.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, it was great. And then we didn't work together
and that for ten years. Yeah, it was like good night,
well no, because two thousand and five, end of two
thousand and five, next time I saw get to the right.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
But then during this whole situation in my previous city,
it was working whatever ships I could get at the station.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
And then I was a.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
Valet parker at this hotel that's right, and just doing
you know, and then I did that stupid not telemarketing,
but when you do surveys. Oh yeah, so we weren't
selling anything. We're just still like, yeah, tolerable.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
How would you write your experience right?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Right?

Speaker 8 (24:37):
And I worked my way up to the point where
they gave me a key to the supply closet because
they had like auliforms in there and that's where they
kept the toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
So I never paid for ninety see I mean on
the come up man, you do, you do what you
gotta do. And then the pro tip I've mentioned, go
to any meeting that serves food.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Eight seven four Wooding.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
You could send us eight text over to two two
nine eighty seven if you'd like checking with this. Tell
us who you are, where around town you are. We'll
take the break and then we'll come back. Nark Week continues.
It's date number four of Nark Week. Shark Week is
happening on Discovery cart and Ark Week here on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's Shark Week on Discovery. Nark Week. Cart Ark Week
continues here on The Woodies Show, date number four. Agent
Sebastian of the Cartnarks a one man wreckon crew, just
going across our fine nation trying to get people to
return their carts. And we got another new cart Nark

(25:43):
and then we go into the I think it was
coined Narchives.

Speaker 13 (25:46):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, yeah, thanks for the Texter. By the way, Carnarks
was a text name. It was sorry, no resents for you. Yeah,
we call it like cart police, sir, shopping cart shaming,
shopping shaming or whatever.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
And someone's like, oh cart arks. We're like, oh that's
good Mark, right, Yeah, we like that. Like that all right,
So narc week, what do you got seas well?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
We have breaking news in perfect time for an art week.
I've got a new supporter we have found out there.
This was also sent into me. Guess whose voice this
is right here.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I do love that guy that that does the grocery
cart police thing.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Every time he busts somebody, they get mad because somebody
who doesn't return the cart is just inherently an entitled.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Argumentative douchebag.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
That's what I'm like.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
One of the great accounts out there. Bill Burr, let's
do the reads here, square space.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, very low key, which you know, because he's not
a typical amped up Bill Burt's up. But yeah, I
love Bill. I can pick Bill Burr. Yeah that's cool.
I'm going to take a victory leap for about about
a year on his podcast. Yes, it was on the
most recent edition of his Monday morning podcast. I know
you're a big fan of comedy just in general, but like,

(27:04):
who would you say is your favorite comedian? Now, give
me like all time and then current.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
All like all time probably is still David till because
he just he's not He's just been consistent for twenty
five years.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Currently. I mean, Shane Gillis is really good currently. I've
seen him live a couple of times. That's probably the
top one right now.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Shane Gillis. Yeah, okay, I did see an article. It
was kind of refreshing, but like, yeah, ESPN doesn't care
about the complaints over his monologue and his jokes at
the ESPIS.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
And they booked. I'm like, yeah, good, when's the last
time people talked about the espe's as much exactly? And
people overall seem to be, you know, happy with the performance.
They thought the jokes are funny. Maybe not the people
in the room, because these all are people that have
endorsements to lose and anything else. They're even seeing cracking
a smile. Something that's not completely politically correct. Shocking thing
about athletes is because if you've ever played sports, you know,

(27:56):
like locker rooms are called you know, it's called locker
room humor for a reason.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah, but when they are there for the.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Award show and they were all millionaires.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
The sense of humor is absolutely suddenly everything is. The
only body who was really cracking up I saw was McAfee.
But you could argue, well, I didn't care. That's why
he's on the show. Drewski, Who's I didn't really understand.
Is he an Internet guy?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, he's the Internet The name I don't know why
we know his name, YouTuber streamer. Well Bilburt and his
fine Boston accent there, which has gone away a lot
over the years, reminded me of something that just happened.
I was out running around, Uh it was Dixon City,
Pennsylvania and doing some cart arching, and this thing happens
that happens a lot, but we really catch it is

(28:39):
people pull up to the front of the store, blocking
the fire lane, of course, and then the person inside
pulls up a card or two, and then they just
love their groceries right in front of the store, which,
you know, whatever, that's a that's more of a fire
department thing than a cartonnarks thing. But when they dump
their carts in the middle of the walkway, it falls
under my jurisdiction.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
So this lady was did that. She had two cars
just right in the middle of the walkway. She is
a getting This is the middle of foks, middle of Pennsylvania,
nothing special, looks like a generic lady of a certain mate.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Caucasian lady. And you're gonna ask why I say that,
because this accent that came out of her mouth was flabbergasting.

Speaker 14 (29:17):
And those carts are blocking part of the walkway. Now
the walkways block but it's told to leave the.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Shopping carts do for people to graft them instead of
bringing them back? Well, why would they be there instead
of it's a place where they people pick them off.
I'm doing what the what the guy told me.

Speaker 14 (29:30):
Thank you for being nice about it though, well for
right now though, you know, Okay.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
I can take them in, but I was told can
I leave them might?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Thank you for being nice about it.

Speaker 14 (29:38):
I'll take care of them for you, Okay, thank you,
thank you for being sweet. I'll I'll take care of it.

Speaker 13 (29:43):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
That yeah, is that New York like some kind of
h I mean it does sound middle of nowhere?

Speaker 14 (29:51):
Doing what the guy told me. Thank you for being
nice about him though, well, group for right now though
you know Okay, I.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Could take them in, but I was told, can I
leave them might fail?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Thank you for being nice about it? All right, Well,
it's like half video, it's half New York like this,
this is half new and the New York is like
doing what the what the guy told me?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Thank you what the guy told me? That's New York.

Speaker 14 (30:11):
Okay for being nice about it though, well but for
right now? Though you know, okay, I can take them in,
but I was.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Told, but that's kind of like hood right, like a
little like a hood accent. And then she goes like
a little tard.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Hold on, can I leave them right? I leave the
right dell dell all over the place.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I bronx. That's my thoughts.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
New York could tarred.

Speaker 14 (30:33):
Thank you for being nice about it. I'm for you, okay,
thank you, sweet.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I'll not take care of it.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Coming from Dixon City, Pennsylvania. Then, but I give her credits.
People say, guys, why don't you play nice people? She
was nice.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
That's the thing too. And people say the car Narks
is a great look into like lying and telling the truth,
because when they're telling the truth, she was like a
matter of fact, She's like, you know, this is what happened?
I was told blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Better, Yeah, they don't go ad homin I like, have
you seen your hair? What we're talking about?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
It is narc week here on the Woody Show. So
now spring me too.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Favorite accents of all time in cart narks with accents
addiction addition, we are addicted. This is a guy who
decides that again, instead of being nice and just talking
about the situation, he's gonna call the cart nark's names.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Sir?

Speaker 14 (31:19):
Do you want to not talk about the card over there?

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
You're not really saying any things that for insults. The
person who leaves the cardout is a garbage person, Sir,
Why are you yelling him? Old man?

Speaker 4 (31:32):
And I'm young and spry. I forgot about that guy?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Why punch you? I think from what I've understood, I
believe he's our meaning. And that's the accent we're playing
with here. Really sounds homeless.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Because of a phrase that some people have translated in
this next clip, sir, please take your card back?

Speaker 14 (31:56):
Any help with translation anybody on that one.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Walking here? I worked for the car Darks.

Speaker 14 (32:02):
We're a sexy group. We're a sexy group of highly
trained oil agents.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, you're walking here, please.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Take your card back.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
To that.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Mom.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
She wasn't there. Okay, so that's a good some fun
with accents there, This is sure.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
It was the people asked you should go to Europe
even though they don't have the same problem we do,
uh here in North America, And I say, oh, I have.
And that's why I ran into this lady who, to
be fair, she didn't leave the card out, but probably
trolley right trolley yeah, right, Her trolley was not left
at the trolley return because she took it and in
front of her car and then just put it open

(32:47):
in the spot next to her, and the trolley return
was right across from her. I said, well, ma'am, you're
not you know, I'd be like someone of someone's dog
craps in your yard and you just throw it in
your neighbor's yard. You're not solving the problem. You're actually
you're perpetuating the problem. So again, I asked her nicely,
and this is her spots.

Speaker 14 (33:01):
You made away from my car right now, mammy, just
shit your door into that car.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
Nothing from my car's a double negative.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Man. This a way maybe.

Speaker 11 (33:09):
Yourself away from me?

Speaker 14 (33:10):
Now, madam?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
How dare you I just asked you to I was,
I was, I saw you move it over here?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Why so rude to me? It's yelling at you.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
She let off the way. She still can't walk over here.
And then there's her that her friend shows up. And
I love, I do love the distinction amongst British British
accents because it's it's so weird, how like a tiny
little country has all these special little sub sects. What
she did. She took her trolley which was in front
of her car bad. I agree, but she left it
right here. I know if it's fun, it's not funny
my job. No, no, do you see Cartnarks? No, I

(33:46):
worked for the card Knarks, So who's.

Speaker 14 (33:48):
The count Knoe?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
She didn't know who you were, right exactly. That's shocking
this next guy. I believe we have fun with accents Cartnarks. Addition,
a Filipino accident here. All right, there you go, it's
a little nighting for you. How's it going.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
You didn't take a car back? It's your cart o?
My god, No, no, my name's not on name. You
borrowed it and then he left it for other people
in their way. My name's out on it because when
you leave them there, you just blocking this.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I know you're were seeing other people's You're wasting other
people's time by blocking their spot.

Speaker 14 (34:28):
I got under Mignet for you. Here me.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
You said, why you leave your cart?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
My name is not on it. I mean that's a
pretty I mean it's a cute comeback. I suppose sure
it's not mine technically, yeah, a stupid card arc. I
just borrowed it. And he's still also. I mean with
the greatest twist of this particular encounter is that then
a woman gets out of this vehicle, walks around, returns
the cart. It turns out that was her husband.

Speaker 14 (35:00):
You are acting people with your cart placement.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
That's not helping you.

Speaker 14 (35:05):
You're repeating that.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
They're kind of the children.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, sorry, girls, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 14 (35:12):
He's not yours.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
That's my husband.

Speaker 15 (35:16):
Yeah, sorry, and you and me and then yeah, yeah,
I apologize. This is how he's man. Yeah, a little
hot head.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
You show cart Narks. We'll end up here with my
trip to New Zealand. Fun with Accents Cartnarks edition and
they were quite lovely. There, no no big blow ups
and in fact they trolley Is it still trolley because
it's trolleys. They're still you know, under the Queen or
now King's uh, you know protection over there, So you
call them trolleys anywhere anywhere. The British Empire rules, and

(35:48):
this love. This woman was just absolutely tickled with the
whole concept.

Speaker 14 (35:51):
And so people will leave him like just the middle.
Well that's one way to put it.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Yeah, yeah, we say lazy bones because that's kind of.

Speaker 14 (35:58):
Nicer than you. Absolutely have you even seen in my life? Well,
we are an international organization.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
She loved you.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
She had the support from her appreciate the support from
Bill Burr.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Wowout a Cartner groupie Man, Oh yeah, yeah, it's pretty good.
I'm pressed as good as it gets. Ye, try to
get me in ill agent Sebastian nice work Cartarks what
Cark And of course make sure you follow.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
You car on social media, YouTube man.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
On Instagram and Cartnarks. Check it out, sir, Please take
your card back home with translation anybody on that one
you're working.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I work for the car Narks.

Speaker 14 (36:50):
We're a sexy group. We're a sexy group of highly
trained oil agents.

Speaker 12 (36:53):
I don't get crazy angry over it, but I just
think it's sad more than anything.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
So show. This is no.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
People checking in on the text over to two two
nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Uh, this one says, I'm sure you guys have talked
about this, but I've been on vacation for the past
two weeks.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
But why aren't you guys on Spotify anymore?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Always listening to you guys? We're on every other platform.
Is there any other other update on that yet? Menace?
I'm going back waiting for them to make a decision.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Like right now, we're playing this little clip of Onyx slam, right.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
They don't like this, right, Yeah, it's because they go
on the podcast they go, oh, well, you're playing a
whole song.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
We're not playing a whole song.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
We don't like.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
The lyrics aren't even in it. It's just we're using
it to come back from a break. And they don't
like this, and we're working on like a way to
you know, have them be happy with it. That's not
super I'll be honest, anything super labor intensive we're not doing.
And we'll just say forget Spotify, like we're not doing
any extra work just to be on Spotify, because there's
a billion podcast platforms and we're on all those.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
So if if you're looking for the Wood Show. You
can find it on any other platform.

Speaker 10 (38:02):
My issue is versus every other platform with Spotify is
when they said we had an issue, they wouldn't identify it.
So like if we had like this, just call customer service.
Oh yeah, wait, they'll pick right up like any other thing.
Like if there was a song or something like on
Instagram or Facebook or whatever, it will tell you like, oh,
this song, this is the problem.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, speak, they don't say that. I there's a company
I'm doing business with.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
They left me a message yesterday, give us a call
back here when you get an opportunity. They had a
legit question. I go, oh cool, we can we can
trade that out. No problem called there, Thank you for
calling x y Z. Press one for this, Press two
for this, all right, press one, press you know it's
another menu. And then I go, wait, well no, no,
not what I'm looking for. It was just basically for

(38:49):
recording information like no, no, no, no, I'm trying to
get a hold of this person who called me back.
No company directory, you know, to speak to the operator,
nothing like that. Finally got to this one like I
think this might be it, and he goes, thank you
for calling goodbye. Yeah, and so I finally just send
this person an email. I go, look, man, I tried
calling you back. I can't navigate. Yeah, they can't navigate

(39:11):
the fund. They make it impossible. They want you to quit,
exactly like Spotify doesn't want to tell you why. They
don't want to give you any kind of information because
it's just automatically generated from their stupid computer auto wise. Yeah,
but try to get anything done. Is or you get
the chat bot text customer service thing on a on
an app or a website, which there's no real answering.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah, there's no real answer there. It's just FAQ but
an AI form.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
Right, they tell you what you already write on the website.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
You're like, yeah, I had an issue with my work computer.
I called our corporate work helpline thing, and it get that.
You get the main menu every single time you pick something, yes,
press two for technical support, you press too, and then
you start the main menu over again, and you know
the other way about three times.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
I love that personal touch.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
The other way they're really screwing you now is sometimes
you'll call it thank you for calling blah blah law
notice to customers, and it's like some notification policy change
or whatever at the very beginning, and then it goes
to the main menu, so it's this big long spiel
about something yeah, that you have to sit through to
get to where it'll even recognize one, two, three, press

(40:16):
four whatever.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Uh, And then it kicks you back to that same
menu again, and you have to sit through the whole.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Announcement of the policy change again, and you're like damn it,
and still get nowhere. It's the worst.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
That's why you can always text here. We get your
text listening in Dallas. By the way, I love the show,
Thank you, thank you to go five oh five.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Looks like you've been taking off the air and Albuquerque.
Is that accurate? No, that is not accurate. Yes, stupid.
It's very likely a technical problem which nobody ever seems
to realize happens until we let them know. Like we
have to call we have to call a completely different
city and let the person in that city know where

(40:58):
the show is not on the air. Sorry it was listening, yeah,
Or we could do what Greg had to do. We
had to you know, put a ticket in corporate huh,
Like we're off the air now quarters.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
You know, for whatever reason, technical diving, We're off the
air now, but we got to put a ticket in
with the corporate office of engineers and whatever.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
We'll get back to you in three to five days.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
No, we're off the air now. It's like, can you
call your doctor. You're legit sick. You're trying to get
They go, well, we can get you in in November.
We have an op note. I'm sick today.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yeah, I might be dead by that.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:28):
The guy I talked to a our corporate textupport line,
he said, Hey, you're really lucky. We're not busy. There's
only three of us. This is to handle nationwide company.
There's only three of us, three of us. Luckily we're
not busy today.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
It's another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Thursday morning, pre Friday, July the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Greg Gory menace. See that Sammy Sear. Gina Grant is here.
She's got this morning's trending news headlines.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Well, Bryan Coburger, you know that a whole who murdered
for University.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Of Idaho students, se mess Doppelgang.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
He was sentenced yesterday to four consecutive life terms without
the possibility of parole plus.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Ten years for burglary.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
During the sentencing hearing, families of the victims gave speeches,
you know, the impact statements, basically all calling him a loser,
but in different ways.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
They kept like hammering on that, and they would like
repeat a lot of the same stuff because you're a
loser or you're you're pathetic. But but the thing is,
like when you have a person like that, they're not
affected by that. They don't care. I guess it makes
them feel better for you to be a right. I
think it makes them feel better. But like, I don't
know if it's the sick burn that you think it is.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Yeah, you're based him.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yeah, if anything, he's probably getting off on it, like
he's he's he's probably like you know, those kind of
people I think probably take some kind of weird pride
in like I created this right. I have power over
the right, like the power of it. I've made this Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:00):
Yeah, well, and but one of the sisters said something
great like don't think you're special or you're somebody just
because people know your name now, because you're like basically
a basic bitch.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, I mean, whatever they need to say for them,
to feel better. That's their moment to confront him face
to face.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
Well, right, but one of the moms had a very
special message for Coburger from the victim's sister.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
This is the greatest line.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
She said, you may have received a's in high school
in college, but you're going to get going.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
To be getting big d's in prison.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Yeah, a great line.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
Coburger had nothing to say during the hearing. He just
kind of stared blankly at everyone. One of the fathers
of the girls killed says Coburger's weird porn fetishes might
have driven him to this, and investigators did find weird
stuff on his phone, like pictures of women unconscious and
gagged and images that kind of match what the dad's
daughter was found. Like, so there you go, but you're

(43:52):
not gonna have to deal with him anymore.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I thought, like, you know, it might be a good
idea because there's been a plenty of victims on this
show of Sea Bass, right, Like, maybe uh, Sammy or
Bort or Greg could give their victim statements to Sea
Bass and he would just have to sit there and
take it.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
That is.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I kind of I'm guilty of something. Uh, well, yeah,
you're victimizing these people mental torture. Yeah, and it's their
chance to get it off their chests, torture by Greg
not invited me to his house. Yeah, how you are,
But like we'd have to, we'd have to recreate it
because like when I was watching some of the video yesterday,
it's like, dude, it's crazy to me how much he
looks like Sea Bass. It's pretty incredible, and so I

(44:37):
can think it was like, you know, bort like unloading.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
I like to point out too, that the Greg and
board stuff is completely one way. I've done nothing to them.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Of denial of that exactly?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Would you agree with that?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Or always for my day, I everything itemized out and
properly wait for his board date, right yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, just an idea throwing that out.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
There, great idea.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Well, the Epstein saga continues is the drama that keeps
on giving. First up is legendary defense attorney Roy Black.
He's the guy who helped Epstein cut that now very
infamous plea deal. He died, he was eighty, passed away
at his place in Coral Gables and he even represented
like Justin Bieber when he was allegedly drag racing under
the influence.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, yeah, this guy was a pretty high profile celebrity
type dude, and people are well, i mean, look out,
protect everybody.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
The guy is in his eighties. Scene that he died
right now, it is, but he is in his eighties.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah, but yeah, okay, could it be sure?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Actually yeah, it's when someone's like forty, yeah, and all
of a sudden they're just like on a park bench
and dive like. That's kind of strange, but exactly, dude
is in his eighties.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Well, meanwhile, the House Oversight Committee just subpoenaed Gallaine Maxwell
from an actual prison where he's doing twenty years for
running Epstein's you know, little errands. They want her to
testify and her lore, so she's down to do it.
Also in the Mix, reports say the Attorney General told
Trump months ago that his name appears somewhere in the
Epstein files. That doesn't mean he did anything per se.

(46:16):
But now Democrats are demanding everything get released.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
My question about all of it is, whatever these files are,
are they brand new? Because if they existed seven months
ago and everybody wants to see him now, why didn't
they not want to see them seven.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
Months This is a bipartisan issue, all side exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I think I think everybody's been wanting to see that
since the very beginning. Right where was the demand?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Well, because the public outcry has gotten so loud that
now they have no choice but to, you know, do
these things to try to like quiet people.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
And Trump's like, best I can do is MLK and RFK.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Trump campaigned on this, right exactly.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Then they did release a bunch of stuff. I just
don't think there's anything we don't know yet that is noble, right, guy's.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
A creepy creep And this so called list who's not
on it.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Well that's the We're all so jaded.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
It's like, we get it. Trump and Clinton, Yeah, exactly, celebrities.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Well, now this is very interesting and and uh, Sammy,
I'm very interested in your take as well as Morgan's.
Uber has a new feature that's going to help women.
The new feature is going to give female riders the
option to only match with female drivers and vice versa.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
A car I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
Uber did also say that if ladies chose this option,
it's not one hundred percent guarantee, but it will increase
the chances of a chick coming to pick you up
and said, of dude.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
But you don't you don't like it?

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Morgan, Uh No, I prefer male drivers just in general,
me too. Yeah, I mean not in all the ways
you could think, but yes, on the streets.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I mean, hopefully I can say.

Speaker 11 (47:56):
That I'm a girl, I just feel would feel safer
with the man.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Driving me around. Yeah, that's okay, great, you know what,
good question Morgan. So, like, as a man who doesn't
feel comfortable with a female driver for safety reasons that,
can I just hop out of the female driver.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
You should be able to Can we never have this
for men?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:11):
I they're letting the girls feel safer? Why not let
them in?

Speaker 1 (48:14):
It's funny because not saying it's right, but I don't
think it's necessarily right. Like just to assume that just
because it's a male driver, you're in any more danger.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Well, I think it's for two different reasons. Morgan.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
I think you're saying, you know, feel safe for the
female driver because of the way they drive, yes, and
don't feel safe. Women don't feel safe with a male
driver because they don't want to be attacked in the car.

Speaker 12 (48:33):
I mean this is a little bit like do you
want a male or female gynecologist, do you or for
even guy, like for men and women, do you want
a male or female?

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Messuse right, like, you.

Speaker 9 (48:42):
Have options in certain scenarios given gender.

Speaker 12 (48:45):
I mean based on comfort essentially, So this is that,
and like you said, I think that it should be
for men as well.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
If that is a I guess.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Yeah, but if you'd be more comfortable if like.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
To be all gross.

Speaker 10 (49:02):
What he is trying to say is that he wants
to pick that option without being judged. I think it
doesn't go both away.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
It's a private option. I mean, it's just on your
app For me.

Speaker 12 (49:13):
Personally, I've never felt unsafe in a car male or
female when I've gotten lyft or uber or whatever.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
I've never felt that way.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
And for the record, I have had a male gynecologist
and his name was doctor Krueger.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Doctor Krueger.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Yes, indeed I did. And uh no scars. Things got
real scary, real fast.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
At Miami Dolphins trading camp yesterday, offensive lineman Bayron Matos
Matos he went down with some kind of mystery injury
during practice and it was syrian serious enough that medics
were working on him for ten minutes on the field
before he had to be airlifted out, and the team
says he's in stable condition, but they're not telling anyone

(49:56):
what actually happened. And you know, it's obviously not a
twisted ankle, but we don't know what's happened. That's what
it sounds like, some sort of coronary thing. And a
couple has been arrested coming off a Jet Blue flight
because they say this chick was just straight up going
downtown on this dude on the plane for everyone to see.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
She was making quote up and down movements with her head.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Maybe he's got anxiety and that was just out lay.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Yeah, it's medical in the man's lap, and was also
giving him a little hand party. And this all went
down in front of two kids and their mom, and
the mom said that the woman didn't stop even after
she saw the kids watching her. The couple was arrested
Jet Blue not commenting. And in other flight news, a
woman on Adelta flights being called hero after she stopped
a passenger from storming the cockpit. We got a shout

(50:45):
out Nicole Pruet. She says that this psycho lady on
the plane was saying that she had a one on
one convo with God and she needed to get off
the plane in midair. Pruett is ex military. She jumped
in to do something because no one else was doing anything.
She took this psycho chick to the grid help detainer
while the plane turned around back to Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
They could have had us, They should have that option.

Speaker 8 (51:05):
Oh you want to get off the plane, Okay, go yeah,
get this tube and it'll lunch.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
You just stay here. Trapdoor open. This drops you right
out of the bottom of the plane.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
But that's something you're interested in, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
And we know that CBS paramount is kind of over
the Stephen Colbert thing right now, But when it comes
to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they are dumping money
at their feet.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
These are the South Park guys.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
Of course, they just locked in a monster one point
five but a billion dollar deal for streaming rights and
they're renewed for five more years.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Excug You ever think they sit around They're like, hey, man,
you know this all started with some like cardboard cutout
or construction paper cutout thing like yeah, they can run
in college for this company that wanted a Christmas card. Yeah,
and now we just got this one point five billion
dollar deal, not even for anything new. They did a
new five year deal yep, for five I guess five seasons, right,
uh huh. But the majority of that money is just

(51:59):
so they can run the stuff they've already done.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
And it's right and one point five two dudes, one
point five billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
New season out now.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
And it gets even better because yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Last night was there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you watch it?

Speaker 15 (52:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
No, it was late.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
Okay, that's totally true. And it gets way better too
because guess how they celebrated. They immediately roasted the hell
out of everyone involved in this. So the last night, yeah,
last night season premiere, South Park did this whole thing
about Trump being in a sexual relationship with Satan then
sues the show and ends up settling under the condition
that the kids make pro Trump PSAs just like the

(52:39):
ones that Paramount is allegedly pushing. And there's no comment
from Paramount or Trump just yet. But they're they don't
they're not afraid of any care.

Speaker 10 (52:47):
Yeah, they're paid. Yeah, exactly went away. Well, that money
will not give you broke.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
That money'll cover what they spent on Casa Bonita, the
Mexican restaurant. Ye, yeah, you watched that. You watch that
documentary there they're in deep Well.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
They got that sweet Broadway money too, they guy, how
what are those guys worth?

Speaker 8 (53:03):
One is worth six hundred, the others were seven hundred. Wow,
I think Matt is seven hundred.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
And I just love the way those guys work. You
watch about how they put an episode together, and you're
watch and how everything the twist and the turns and
it all comes together and gets tied up in a
nice little neat you know, package bow on top, and
you're like, wow, how high were these guys to come
up with this? And then you know the songs and

(53:29):
they're great musicians, I mean, and it's like the music
that come up with Yeah, I mean, it's so clever
watching them.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
And I love that they don't care.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I mean, I see the complaints that we get like
a Crossroads or people on the text about some stupid,
you know, one off joke that we make here there.
I would love to see, uh, the complaints that come
into Comedy Central or whatever about about South Park or
family Guy. I would love to see the stuff that
comes in about that stuff. And I love the fact,

(53:59):
love it that those companies don't care. Yeah, they go, yeah,
this is what we are, this is what we do.
That's how I feel about who we are and what
we do. Those users support emails and phone calls go nowhere.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Yeah, I thought it was cool.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Mentioned earlier about how you know, ESPN got complaints about
the shinge Gillis, sb's jokes, the waffle house Caitlin Clark
joke and whatever.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
They're like, we don't have a problem.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
I love that. It's exhausting, Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Well, that's what's going on with all.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Right, Thank you very much, Gina grad More. What he
shows next?

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Hang on the Woody Show. Well return.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah, we had Bort look into the person that texted
over from Albuquerque saying, hey, are you guys taking off
the air here? And we said that's probably some kind
of technical issue or whatever turns out it is. And
what I was being sarcastic about, like, oh well, Leah,
you put in a request and then we'll look into it,
like no, we're off the air. Now that really just happened.
Oh yeah, he was told to put a ticket in ticket.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Off the air. Yeah, funny. He was told to put
a help ticket in for being off the air right now?
Mind how things have changed? You guys.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Remember, like, very early in my radio career, I was
told that every second of dead air, what you would
have thought, like millions of dollars was out of the window.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
And so there was this panage people running down the halls.

Speaker 12 (55:27):
There's people who haven't been in radio for ten years
who still have nightmares of air.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Every every radio person has this this weird dream where
they wake up and the station's off the air, and
no matter what they do, no matter what button they press,
no matter what they like, nothing works or you can't reach.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
It's just out of reach. It's every radio person has
had that dream.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
But now much you about.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
But now we're off the air.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
We're off the air somewhere and we were told by
the engineering team to put in a help ticket.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Maybe we'll get to it.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
We'll look at that. Corporations at best, come on. Yeah,
that's why in a lot of ways, man, you know,
I stopped taking this job. So serious, agree, right? I mean,
have you guys noticed the change? A hundred percent? I
love it. I'm here for it, I'm living for it.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
I go whatever I go if it's fine for them.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
It's fine for me because this goes to my control,
which you can control things, right, Like is it to
my standard or how I would do things?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
No, it's not. But like, what am I going to do?
We're off the air.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
I can't There's nothing, literally I can do to fix it.
So when they say put it in a ticket, I
can either be really upset about it, or I can
go what what can I do?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Nothing? And I hate that defeated kind of attitude, but
at you. Yeah, And then I also REROI was like, man,
this job is just really dumb, you know. So, I mean, look,
look what we're doing here. Yeah, let's let's give this

(57:03):
guy an answer. Art our our listener art. He sent
us an email, hooy whatody show? Longtime listener here, first
time father. I'm forty seven years old and we just
had our first baby. In the past, I've always looked
at babies and I thought whatever, But now that I
have my own, I think he's the most beautiful boy.
And I think I'm looking at him through a parent's eyes. Though,

(57:25):
please help me by keeping it real. Please please rate
my baby. We did that segment Judge my Baby. We
had the pictures that Art sent to us on our Instagram.
You can check them out right now.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
They're pinned to the top of our profile at the
Woodie Show if you'd like to play along and see
the photos that we're talking about here. And we asked
everybody to judge this baby on a scale of one
to ten. Ten cute one ufah, yeah, because some parents,
like they don't even wait for somebody to ask. They
just say, oh, well here they start breaking up, Well

(57:57):
this is my son, and they break out a pit. Sure,
some fugly ass kid. And you're supposed to go like, oh,
he's so cute, and you're like, good God. So people,
I understand, they're your kids and you love them and
it's unconditional and you think they're beautiful, but sometimes they're
just not.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, you're supposed to think they're Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
It's like beer goggles but parent goggles.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
So Art wants to know is this baby is cute
or not? Some feedback. Let's give him a defendive advanswer,
and I'll go around the room to start with you menace.

Speaker 10 (58:28):
Okay, Now, I just want to say that I appreciate
you as a listener, but it was crazy about this baby.
When I look at this baby. I have a friend
that's forty five that looks exactly like this baby. This
baby looks like a forty five year old man. Forty
five year old man. And you know how, I'm kind
of anti uh over using lip filler. I think he

(58:50):
could use a little bit of lipt. I was thinking,
too lip filler for a baby, very thin lipt.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
I would not just that baby on the mouth. Yeah,
do something about the forehead, kind of big, do something
about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a little grow out
the hair, a little bit.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
The hair I see on the on the on the Instagram,
someone says, adorbs, he has like Peanuts character's hair.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Oh yeah, that's early male baldness.

Speaker 16 (59:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
But then there's another one says his hairline made it
to Mars before we did it. Yeah, maybe there's some
like extensions you can glue on the forehead.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
This one says, kind of looks like a baby Toby Maguire.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Now, it's not a total loss. I don't think it's like,
oh my god, that's an ugly baby. Not at all.
I think, uh, you know, just a mid baby. I'll
give it five, Okay, Greg.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
Gory, Well, there's multiple photos here of this baby, and
I am completely on board with menaces. Take on his lips.
It's like, wow, you were born without lips. That's interesting.
I've never seen a baby like that before. There's one
where he's eyeing on his back, wearing some blue onesie
that's two months old. That's basically as generic as you get.
He actually looks like he has a good baby.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Wait to him.

Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Unlike the last picture and the green onesie, give this
baby a nipple to suck on. He is so underfed,
and I think that's.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
What they look like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Look and oh Greg, thank you, lucky skinny.

Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
And in that onesie photo, the green one where he's
lying on his back looks like Jim Henson should be
controlling him because it's a legal muppet. There's that one
photo though, that is the total anomaly. The one where
he's lying with all these stuffed animals looks like something
that that famous photographer and.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Getty's oh yeah, like sleeping on a little leaf.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
It looks like one of those those like movie dolls.
Yes it's not a real baby totally, but that one's
actually meant to look super lifelike, almost life sensing filters.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
On that one. That one's yeah, they must have if
something did it professionally. Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
That one's actually cute. It's a total It looks nothing
like the others. The very first one though, with with
the lack of lips and the hair is overall like,
what do you I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Gonna go If this was my kid, would I be
stoked to show him off?

Speaker 10 (01:01:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
I'm going four? Ye see Blu Dawn on Instagram?

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Is that Benjamin Button? He's a five right now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
But he'll get cuter, all right? Yeah, chance to his potential?

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Yeah, Grett, Yeah, I'm kind of where Greg and Menas are.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
The first picture is a little like, uh, and and
what do you I think you'll feel me on this?

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
It's a little inconceivable, Yeah, a little wallish John old Man.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
But the picks I think as you scroll through they
do get cuter.

Speaker 16 (01:01:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
And then there are no particular order, by the way,
it's not like it's not like an age sequence or things,
just random photo.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
The baby the picture in the onesie, he looks like
something straight out of Hoovill, like from The Grinch.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
But like those are considered cute people, right.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
With the little noses and the little dipsy doodle hair
cartoons so I hate to use this word for a baby,
but I think menace kind of hit the nail on
the head.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
This is a mid baby, so just a strong five.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Okay, this one says six out of ten didn't know
you can inherit the age of your parents. It's already
gotten three midlife crisises, a corvette and a divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Get it a corvette? A corvette. This kid looks like
the guy from you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Sure, he will be murdering people any day now, watch
out girls. He loves taking out everyone he dates.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Jeez, I don't see it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
A little big of a received hairline there already, but
other than that, just absolutely adorable, especially with the hat on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
That's from Fairy Buzzer on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
What do you think you guys? Hitting all the points here? Unfortunately,
I don't think this baby will ever mount to anything.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Wise looks wise you mean, like yeah in the looks department. Yeah,
Like he's got a lot going against him, which is
why I mean, I know we're gonna're running out of people,
but like certain people, look at yourself in the mirror,
should you breathe? The answers probably no, And well we
don't have the picture of the parents.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Well, as the Commentarre said, he inherited the parents age
essentially this baby did. And yeah that the hairline is bad,
the eyes are a little wonky, and some many tips
for this baby from the hairline perspective, like I get
hats again. I don't know how do you have to
be to take hens? Oh yeah, how old cane? Is

(01:03:42):
there some sort of topical treatment?

Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
Well, and to your point about the parents, d Rod wrote,
the funniest thing. We need to start seeing pictures of
the parents so we can judge them too. Bro, you're
a three and you think your baby's at ten?

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Math?

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
Ain't math?

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
In?

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
This baby looks like Michael Scott season one of the Office.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
Totally, Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
This guy has office. This baby has office worker written
all over it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Miranda gives the baby a five. Kind of cute, kind
of creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I don't see this baby growing up to have a
big Johnson either. Oh my god, small ty energy from
the baby.

Speaker 11 (01:04:12):
That's what you're thinking about right now.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Greg, Here's DJ.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Georgie Boyce says, looks like he was born with the
receiving hairlines, so it might be one of Sea Bass's kids. Oh,
this one says definitely a hard R word. Is Saul
Goodman the father wonders lucky Joe?

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Decent question?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Yeah, can I ask that baby some advice regarding accounting?
I need some help with the books on my business.
It looks like an old account six cute but fugly cute.
But Sammy, what do you think?

Speaker 11 (01:04:47):
I am not on the same page with any of you.

Speaker 12 (01:04:50):
Actually, I think this baby is so cute. I think
he's very adorable.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
By the way, just for reference, you do like rat
faced men, like, yeah, you've got over this kind stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:05:03):
Yeah, the baby does have a little bit of mousey
look like you said, Gina Whovill esque, And I think
that's really cute. And when I look at this baby,
he is so happy that it makes me happy. Every
time I look at one of his pictures. That, in fact,
the one that Greg likes the best, that it's very
straight faced with the beanie that's professionally taken. That one
I think is the worst one because he's not happy

(01:05:24):
and smiling, and that's what he'sving. I'm enjoying about all
of these pictures is that he's the happiest baby.

Speaker 11 (01:05:32):
It makes me happy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
I say, it looks like a grapefruit on a toothpick.

Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
Wow, he's definitely under fed. I'm kind of worried he's
not eating an I actually like that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Somebody said if I'm a pair of my OCD, I'd
be drawing eyebrows on him. It's just six for Meg.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Didn't realize that, yes, zero eyebrow. He has dark hair.
But yeah, I did research. You have to be eighteen
years old to take care growths that ain't a forehead.
That's a five bedroom, two bath rental with parking.

Speaker 8 (01:06:03):
Now I can't unsee the eyebrows, the lack of eyebrow.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
In the first picture. He looks like a future pervert.
Future pervert.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Uh yeah, pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I just talked to this baby last week about my
four to one gay Yeah, well, judge, my baby results
are in. Going by what we see on Instagram, it's
it's right on par with what what Greg had said
a baby for.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
But there seems to be a lot of people that
think this kid has some opportunity to other than unlike
what Sea has said, the opportunity to swan up a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
I think it could grow into the head.

Speaker 8 (01:06:43):
That first picture. I mean His face is covered by
the Woody Show logo right there. His hair is kind
of on point. Well yeah, well that's cleaner. It doesn't
called greasy. Yeah, that's that's this photo here, you know,
just without the which is also it's all right, it's
also posted in there. Okay, that one's cute, yea as
the as the cover photo.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
But like Sammy said, the attitude goes a long way. Yeah,
he's a cheerful little personality.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Well, he has to have a good person like this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
If you're on our Instagram, you're looking at the photos
that we're looking at the judge my baby photos, this
is the one you should just destroy and never show people.
The one in that green onesie. Yeah, yeah, that is
that's a terrible picture. That under one looks like somebody
crapped him out. His forehead looks crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:07:27):
What did you rate the baby I gave him.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
I gave him a four four point five somewhere around there,
you know, because like there's, like you said, there's there's
a couple where I'm like, all right, I could see
where the little.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Who one would be cute. This one, I agree, everyone's
you know, kind of doctored and stuff like that. But yeah,
definitely not a kid that you just break out the
photos automatically. Don't bring him any auditions, right, Yeah, this
won't be a sitcom star.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
Yeah yeah, well he could be like the husband because
it's always like the kind of average husband in the
hot Wie.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
I give him forty five years. But also I mean
to do change.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
You see, like people who are really cute kids that
turn out to be fuggly adults, or people who are
fuggly adults, you know, are like really really really good
looking adults who were fugly children.

Speaker 9 (01:08:11):
That's John Stamos's mom says that about him.

Speaker 11 (01:08:13):
He's an ugly baby.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Art.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Thank you for having the courage to and you know what,
the open mind absolutely to actually hear what people have
to say.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
A lot of people don't want that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
And as a five, I would say, just wait for
someone to ask for a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Yes, absolutely, but hey, if you are in a situation
where you're not quite sure and you want it honest opinion,
you can send us an email with the pictures of
your baby.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Make sure it's your baby.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Number one, number two that you own the photos, and
number three you're giving us permission to postos photos online.
You have to include that in your email, and any
other questions specifically that you're wondering, you can send it
over to us on our email email at the Woodyshow
dot com. We're gonna take a break more Woody shows
next hand.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I'm gonna say the Woody Show. The show. I'm so happy.

Speaker 15 (01:09:05):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Training camps for the NFL are happening. Football it's almost here.
That's why that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I think that is my favorite. Greg like summertime, but
summer just rules as a season for sure. But my
favorite time is I would say like end of September
early October, the beginning of football seas because you have
this big long season still ahead. Things are getting underway
with hockey, like hockey starts coming back.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
So much to look forward to.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Yeah, like as a sports.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Fan, like, that's my favorite. That's my favorite time of year.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Although there were.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Fall news news out of Jets training camp. Justin Fields
was carted off the field.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
He just got there that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Way just below it's just training camp.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Yeah, you know what also sucked Jets training camp.

Speaker 10 (01:09:58):
Do you know what I've been seeing is like all
these Jersey reveals and I know the Browns were doing
something with their helmet revealed.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Did you see that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
Yeah, some guy fell off though.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Yeah, they had it. They were doing on like a
barge in the middle of the water and somebody fell
off the bar. I just ate it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Yeah, yeah, I feel bad for Justin Fields, man. I mean,
the guy, he's just like he just he just can't win,
you know. But he was on the Steelers last year
and then the Steelers let him go. Now now the
Steelers got stuck with Aaron Rodgers, which sucks. But Justin
Field signs as the old Jets. But dude, who has
ever got to the Jets and it's just like thrived,

(01:10:35):
you know the Jets.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Oh okay, I could be very wrong, but wasn't Joe
Namath on the Jets?

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
I mean what year was that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I know, you know what I'm saying. I'm answering your question.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
That's when, right, Well, I mean Mark Sanchez and then
you get you know, Aaron Rodgers got Aaron Rodgers lasted
a cup of coffy. But yeah, so Justin Fields cart
it off off from practice. Not good eight seven seven
forty four Wooding.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's a Thursday morning,
July the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
My name is Whatdody. That's great gory, we got menace.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
What is up?

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
There's Sammy Morgan's to your ticket to calls eight seven
seven forty four. Woody sent us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Sea Mass is here and
time to take a look at this week in audio.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Well, our first clip has to do with what Greg
and what do you talk about all the time behind
the scenes, which is the WNBA All Star Game.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
I know, I'm sorry, it's probably for everybody. Can't well,
I just can't get it up for the w NBA
in general, right, so good, I can't not talk about it.
Did you see the thing somebody posts there was like
a big banner hanging up somewhere in Indianapolis and had
all the late He's of the All Star you know
team yeah, and it says let them cook. That's funny,

(01:12:07):
And people were like, did somebody do that intentionally?

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Funny?

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
And it's an official banner, like an official w NBA
All Star banner, and it's like all these chicks up there,
let them cook.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
If you were like, come on.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
That had to be on purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Well anyway, so uh after this but this video, this
clip we're playing here, the ladies go out to a
club after the All Star Game and I don't know how,
but the bouncer didn't know who they were, which just
by walking up to the door, like what immediately Yah
in the eighties and nineties, you know Michael Jordan when
he walked up to your face. Yeah, like this guy
sitting there like he's not like, how could you possibly say?

(01:12:45):
Who are these dudes?

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Show who these guys are?

Speaker 15 (01:12:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Right, all right, Well here's then for some reason, these
girls or one of them was live streaming the whole
thing on their phone. And this is a bit of
the interaction again w NBA players at the after the
All Star game at the club.

Speaker 17 (01:12:59):
They no, but well we in a w I be funny,
but we should not be waiting in no longe.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Illustrated ghetto. Ash. Oh wow, I like it. I think right. Well,
first off, we have a new name, the W.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Or did she catch herself like she was about to
drop a name drop the w n B and realized like,
that's probably not the flex that I think it is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
I think that's the cool way you say we're in
the w and I think that's that right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
There is the problem is these girls, ladies, I should say,
women have been so gassed up by the meat like
we're in we're in the Sports Illustrated. How do you
not know who we are? And like you've been all
gassed up? And they think again internally, this is the
whole pay me what you owe, pay us what we
owe us, the sort of thing which many people have
pointed out would be negative money except for Kaitlyn Clark.
Except except for Kaitlyn Clark. She's getting what she's owed

(01:14:00):
because she's getting all kinds of endorsements and so she's underpaid.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
But I think they're they're they When you listen and
watch any ESPN, it's they lead their Sports center updates
with like w NBA results, and you don't hear that
on the stations. I think certain groups are just gassing
these girls up and they go out in public they think,
but we're mega famous, don't you realize that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
And lines It's like when your your parents told you
that you're a really great singer and then you go
to audition for American Idol, are like, yikes, what.

Speaker 10 (01:14:27):
Do you mean if you're not. I mean, unless you're
a top player in the n b A. You can't
just walk up to any club. There has to be
like a call made, you know, like not just any
rando player of the Lakers is going to walk up
to a club.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
You don't just tell the bound.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Yeah they're all six ft six and above.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
But yeah, it's now that there's one guy, MENACE's good friend,
Charleston White's.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
He's a former gang member. Now he's like anti gang.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
He talks a lot about hip hop, but he gets
a lot of attention because he has a hot takes
on things. And uh, the w NBA player is showing
up with their you know, pay us what you o
as sort of shirts or whatever what we deserve. This
is again Menas's friend, Charleston White, Okay, and his thoughts
on that our small bitch is no, if you want
more money, what'd you gotta do? Lady lay on your
back to get on your feet, I get your part

(01:15:19):
time job.

Speaker 15 (01:15:20):
Bitch you hold trying to snap their feet and get rebail,
saying they can get on their feet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
It ain't never work like that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
That's what Menace has been saying.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
Did he steal your big Dude, if I had a.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Dollar for every time I've heard Mena saying the exact
same thing, I'd be a billionaire.

Speaker 10 (01:15:36):
I'd be Bill Gates up in here, dude, why are
you taking off air discussions on that?

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
I'm going to go one whether I have a text
from Menace.

Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
I asked about an endorsement deal and it said lay
on your back to get on your feet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Advice. Yeah, ladies, owl small bitch is no, if you
want more money, would.

Speaker 10 (01:15:53):
You show your feet? Yeah, you get on your feet,
just show your feet. But just going back to just
like basic math. You know, like any company, if you
want more money from that company, you better be making
sure that you're making that company money out. Well, this
is the whole Stephen Colbert argument is like, if you're
losing millions of dollars a year, how do you expect
to keep a job.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Yeah, it's math, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Yeah, we'll just take it for saying it's man, Stephen Colbert, Menace, Man,
Matt Dog. Even Menace understands that math sixty something years
old man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah. This week in audio, all right, we have again
more Menace audio. We have a growing rap beef between
Dave Blunts and fifty Oh really Yeah, so Dave Bluntz.
If you don't recall, he's the guy who wears purple
tracksuits and sits on the stage while wrapping it was
an oxygen tank. Oh yeah, okay, cause he's five hundred pounds. Yeah,
but it's okay. He's he's getting better. He's drinking a

(01:16:44):
lot of prescription coughs. S. Well, he's beefing with fifty
cent for some reason because fifty cent mocked him, obviously,
because he's a giant person and he's David blunt Is
released this disc track which goes after not only fifty
but apparently the mother of his child.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Here we go, let's see what we got here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
There's a baby mommy. Mommy telling me, but that's not
what I'm doing. Jackson is a Jackson baby mama. That's
really good.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Whatever, whatever I got to pay, I don't care how.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Much your baby mama eat extrement. She eats poop. I
has offered to push him down the flight of stairs,
which would be not hard. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
This weekend audience, speaking of Rap Fat Joe, he's doing
an interview.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
I guess it's the Drake Champs podcast, and I guess
he got addicted to something. Fat Joe not as fat
as he was clearly twenty years ago. He did spend
some time in jail a couple of months for tax
avoision as we all do. As we all do, And
this is what he said. While in jail, he got
addicted to something that may have actually helped him lose
all that weight. All right, so I'm not a doc.
Don't give us I drink too many diapets.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
I got a problem thirty forty a day.

Speaker 16 (01:18:08):
Say if I went to the imagine you and Jaie,
you can't have none nose, but diapetsy is illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
That's like you a cigarettes. I had diapetsy Oh yeah,
oh yah?

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Or forty he still drinks, he said, thirty or forty diets.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Now you don't what he said.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Yeah, you don't drink, you'd be constantly peeing non stop
drinking and or when you're not drinking diapeps, you'd.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Pe Would you have so many kidney stones?

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:18:34):
I mean I drink a decent amount of Well, that's
what I was about to say. I think with like
these uh way loss drugs, the soda becomes more addicting,
so it tastes so much better for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Yeah, and I drink a lot of Uh, I drink
a lot of soft drinks. You do, but don't work
close to thirty or forty a dance?

Speaker 10 (01:18:55):
How many you can drink anything? Yeah, I mean you
do load up the fridge with them. How many you
think you do drink a day a day?

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Well, because I bring some of those home, but I
have a bunch at home, I would say probably I'll
probably go through three of those twenty ounce bottles, like
do you see like a convenience store, and then a
lot and then and then this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
The best cup from the stage the gas station. That's
thirty two ounces. That math man.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
Sixty ounces, so sixty yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
How many cans? How many? How many cans?

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
So it's so divided by eight?

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Are you drinking? Are you drinking? Menaces? A little? Tiny cans?

Speaker 13 (01:19:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
No? Regular? Yeah, plus we'll call that in thirty two,
eight eleven eleven cans? Right, got Joe can't drink thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
No, no, because that's a lot. I mean that's a
lot throughout.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
The day an old man. Now yeah, okay, yeah, well
now I'm caught up in all the rat beef is good?
W the a beef Yeah, we do have some more
of the weekend audio. This is how it has bad
like Ale, and we are going through some more of
these clips that Sea Baths has for us this week
in audio. Got some treats.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
I'm sure Sammy's already aware of this, but we do
have a trailer out this week for a new Hallmark
holiday movie.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Yes, I know, summer. How how and how you mean
you're gonna get ready to get ready?

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
You're just getting ready? You were just upset because there
was a Halloween store that just opened up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
I didn't like that. Yeah, it's not a spirit. It's
just it's a mother called creepy with a K.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Isn't it like Christmas in July? Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:20:36):
It is Christmas in July right now?

Speaker 9 (01:20:37):
Yes, Well, there's playing all the Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Movies, but there's also stuff that gets you ready for
stuff that's going to come out in Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
Season, including this right here, all right with the Lacey Shaver. Huh,
this countdown to Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Santa has a new helper.

Speaker 12 (01:20:51):
And it's my job to decide who's been naughty or
nice like me, you know, the naughty or niceless has
meant for kids?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Right Well, I still leave milk and cookies on for Santa.
I'm basically a very tall nine year old lay Andrew
Walker starring she was list coming this holiday season only
on Hallmark Jen next day on Hallmark Plus. As you
just learned on Walker's that guy's name? I love it?
Oh my god, guys, he's a generic white guy with
short brown here.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Yeah, look red.

Speaker 9 (01:21:21):
He's so much.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
Doesn't even registered to me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
What's the name?

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
Andrew Walker?

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Andrew pointy chin? Looks like they just start So I
figured out the formula. You get actress who was big
in the nineties, AD guy who probably is fresh off
of soap opera.

Speaker 11 (01:21:41):
No, he's fresh off Hallmark Channel. He's been on it
for years and years and years.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
He's a standard home this is this is the AI avatar.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Yes, like a hundred percent generic guy when you're selecting
the voice for whatever app that you have that's gonna
speak to you or whatever, Like, would you like this
generic white guy?

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
I would?

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:22:01):
Lacey Sheber, I love her. I'm so excited for both
them to be in a movie together. It's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
She's making a list, Yeah, she's making I That audio
was a joke that was real, mega real. By the way, Sammy,
I mean sure you are aware that they were together
in twenty eighteen. It's my secret Valentine.

Speaker 11 (01:22:19):
Oh of course, yeah, but not a Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Movie is correct? Movie way different?

Speaker 12 (01:22:23):
Like these two haven't been together in a movie in
a very long time because he is always with Nicky DeLoach.
They as I'm sure you guys remember, they've been in
so many movies together.

Speaker 11 (01:22:32):
They typically do movies.

Speaker 12 (01:22:34):
And projects together that I like when he branches out
into other people as well.

Speaker 11 (01:22:38):
But I love Nicky DeLoach. Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Oh we won't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
There's all these worlds that like to go around. Yeah
did she? People know everything about that I would never
know even exists. No this week and audio? All right,
So this that was for Sammy. This is for you,
Woodie Michael checklist. New movie you love the Shield I did.
This is based on a true story of a man
who went back to college to play football as a
fifty nine year old. Oh my dream college is a

(01:23:03):
senior all right? I never finished my year? Why not?
I got thrown out for fighting. You're done? My contor
captain gets kicked off his own teeth. I wish I
could go back and do it all over again. I'm eligible,
eligible for what to play to get out of here?

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
This is gonna be in theaters. This is in theaters.
It's it looks like something college kid would make. It's yeah,
it's a true story of somebody who went to Saul
Ross State University, which is middle of nowhere, Texas, and
I went back with his last year of eligibility as.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
An Okay, well, go around the room real quick and
on the text over to two two nine seven likes. Know,
you have to watch one of those two things. The
Lacey Shebert Hallmark movie she's making a list, or somebody's
text over five six two she's making a list. It
better be the grocery store list.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 10 (01:23:55):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Are this Michael Chickliss, the Senior lit Last Man going
back to play football? It looks lower production quality than
the Hallmark movie? All right, which one you have to
watch one? Which one are you going with?

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
Chickless all day?

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Michael Chilis Chickless Chickliss, Absolutely, yeah, me too. Football story.
I mean just because they already already are a billion
Hallmark movies every year and they're the same there.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
Together.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Super Court ruled them all legally the same big hearing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
We got some more of the weekend audio coming up
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Next, hang on you.

Speaker 14 (01:24:38):
He puts the g in.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
Garcia SoC Sports, which good morning to you, Jeff, Good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Morning, what are you? Good morning? Team?

Speaker 16 (01:24:49):
What an exciting game yesterday at Dodger Stadium. It all
came down to the bottom of the ninth bases loaded,
two outs.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Here's the call got him head the Dodgers one.

Speaker 16 (01:25:03):
Dodgers walking off. That is their eighth walkoff of the
season that leads MLB. Dodgers also got a great outing
yesterday from Tyler Glass. Now twelve strikeouts and show hal
tiny made it five games in a row with the
home run I flop off center field.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Head on to the Saints.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Raight chet him again, please come second, m show hey,
home on.

Speaker 16 (01:25:27):
Dude is just unbelievable. We are lucky to have him
in a Dodger uniform. Dodgers are off today. They go
to Boston this weekend. Moving on to the Angels. They
lost to New York yesterday. They got swept by the Mets.
Good news Angel fans. They're coming home Angels and Seattle tonight.
From the big a WNBA sparks are in Connecticut this
afternoon at four o'clock. And finally, Woody, as if ESPN

(01:25:48):
and Disney don't own enough stuff, they're in the middle
of negotiating a two billion dollar deal, so buy the
NFL network and the Red Zone channel, which is my
favorite on Sundays. Loved me some got Hanson. Now the
deal is really close to being done, and we all
know what's gonna happen. If ESPN and Disney by the
NFL network in Red Zone, prices are.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Gonna go up. It's probably gonna.

Speaker 16 (01:26:09):
Cost us like thirty bucks a month just to have
access to the football stuff. We love the rich get
richer man. But you know what, we all love the
NFL so much we're gonna pay it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
I'm jog and that's your SoCal sports all right, thank
you very much, Jeff Show.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
Let's wrap up this week in audio.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
We'll do so with the Sea Bass original game, trademark copyright.
Game's called why Is She Climaxing? Okay, where we play
you audio of a lady having a great old time
and you guess around the room why they're climaxing. If
you win, you win.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
No if you win, you win, you win. One Sea
Beast original game. Why she climaxing, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
Oh my god, no way, I'm so scared.

Speaker 11 (01:26:57):
Oh my god, holy crap, no freaking way.

Speaker 8 (01:27:05):
O god.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
All right, twenty six year old Nicole Mercury for a
context that'll help you out a lot. It seems like
she's in waters's outdoors, swimming dark.

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
Oh god, I.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Hope, she said, I'm so scared.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
No way, I'm so scared.

Speaker 11 (01:27:27):
Oh my god, holy crap, no freaking way.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
Oh god, it's a gator.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
I think I think she's is she fishing? And then
she caught something that's water.

Speaker 9 (01:27:43):
Boccas was squeaking in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
She saw a shark while swimming.

Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
All right, Greg's winner because she did see a shark
tooth from the paleozoak or something area era.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
She found a megalodon tooth. Oh okay, which is about
the size of your hand. Whoa. But it's, you know,
a fossil of course. At this point, and just walking
around she saw it sitting there in the sand, picked
it up, and that's what it was.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
That's pretty neat neat.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
It's pretty neat neat. Now I know people because neat
neat what he's eating here, I understand, But there are
some people who are super into like stupid stuff like
trains or planes or files or that's really neat and
they have more gassing teeth. But you gotta admit, like
that is not even dorky, like finding a megalodon tooth.

Speaker 11 (01:28:29):
My god, my god, that is the neatest thing I've
ever heard.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
I don't know if what he's gonna call shenanigans like
he does with the diamonds found in Arizona. He was
just sitting on the top of the Maybe somebody dropped it,
you know, that would rule they just walking along and
they dropped it. You can buy them online from one
hundred dollars to four hundred dollars. So there he goes.
She had a big oh neat neat one.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Original game? Why she climaxing too?

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
Clip number two. See if you can figure this one out.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
M that's the climax. I mean, some girls wracked differently.

Speaker 9 (01:29:12):
Sounded like a being unriched.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
That was a Gina on her first day with her husband.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
On zips.

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
It sounds like a ride, like a roller coaster, one of.

Speaker 8 (01:29:27):
Those slingshot d Yeah, I had the same guests in
a previous round, opened a pack of Pokemon cards and
found a valuable one.

Speaker 10 (01:29:35):
I hope that's I think they're in a car, and
then something happened got I think your winner probably here
is Woody. This is a woman who was at the
beach in New Jersey shooting video of herself because she
thought they were gonna be seagulls nearby. Indeed, there was
one who flew behind her and grabbed her sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
No, not the sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Happened like on the boardwalk. Yeah, they steal ice cream cones,
They steal all kinds of stuff. But she was waiting
for it, but it came directly behind her, so she
didn't see it coming and it got away with her sandwich.
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
This week in audio, another SeaBASS original game.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Yes, this is a This is not a woman climaxing.
This is from Menes.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
He knows the answer to this. This is a man
going on a rant, a celebrity who dis.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
All right, So this is we We've gone from why
she climaxing to who is also original game? All right?
Who is this?

Speaker 13 (01:30:24):
Where is it happening at? Is it happening in your
mother's voice. Is it happening in the voice of your father?
Is it happening in the voice of the preacher? Is
it happening in the voice of the devil? Is there
two of them? Is there two voices?

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Or is there one?

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Where's it happening at?

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Is it happening.

Speaker 13 (01:30:44):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Where is it happening?

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
I guess all right, Gina, I'm going Stephen Baldwin.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Oh, that's a good guess.

Speaker 15 (01:30:53):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Yes, Yeah, his son in law's going crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
It doesn't sound familiar to me at.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
All, whatsoever? Not Matthew McConaughey. No, there's nothing. There's nothing
in his voice that sticks out to me, nothing distinctive.
I think we have played many pieces of audio from
the Shellman on our show. Maybe if you're talking like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
This, oh, che's supposed to pick that up.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
Now we don't know him like that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
He's now going.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
On like weird walks with his dog and ye. Most
these videos non stop. It's like it's a lot of
Jesus quotes. So I think he's gone from rostaman to
country singer. He's like inspirational quote, Jesus freak, emotional breakdown.
He said he was cleaning off the drugs. He sounds normal.
Part Greg is a big fan of check I do.

(01:31:43):
I thought I hate him. I thought he would be annoying.
He's kind of white boy stunner. Yeah, I love it.
I do like that track. Well, there's this week in
audio man lost from there.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
He seemed not to be a fan of Hags, Like,
we'll be able to pick him out the game.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Are the Megalodon stuff? Well, you know I feel about that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
This person getting in, you know, come on, she's twenty six.

Speaker 5 (01:32:11):
Yeah, what if you're a professional, Like if you're paleotologist.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Yeah, if it's you know, if it's the people from
Jurassic Park, right, you know, I thought those kind of
whatever those that job is paleotologist. But yeah, fine, yeah,
mega super neat ser for children.

Speaker 8 (01:32:27):
Remember I bought a fossil somewhere like on a vacation,
and I thought it was one of the coolest things
I've ever bought.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
We got some more Woody Show next, hang on, more
of the Woody Show, The.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
All right, welcome back, everybody. It is Thursday. It is
the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
I know that the Seabat's gonna have some audio for
us A little bit later, on in the show that's
later on the WNBA All Star Weekend. But I did
see that the the numbers are in because you know,
before the game they were wearing those shirts. Pay us
what you owe us, right, and so the the viewership
numbers are in for the game, and it's hard to

(01:33:14):
imagine that they're on the same page with the league
on what that dollar amount might be. Oh no, both
the WNBA and the WNBA Players Association had to notice
that the two point one nine million who watched the
game was down a full thirty eight percent from the
previous year. Wow, which is interesting because like there's a
lot of press about like how you know, women's sports

(01:33:37):
are more popular now, and I think it is true
with Kaitlyn Clark at least, like there's interest in her.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
Yeah, they're moving up to bigger arenas for Kaitlyn Clark.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I mean the WABA All Star
played the Olympic team, you know, the previous year now
two point one nine million. Here's the question for Sammy
and Gina. The argument is that women don't support to
make it bigger. That's what Bill Bird. Bill Burg's argument like,
so are you not into it? Do you have any

(01:34:06):
interest in it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
That's a good question. And I've been to a couple
of WNBA games.

Speaker 7 (01:34:10):
I had a lot of fun, especially because your husband
and your son you bring to basketball. I I support
the idea of it, But am I a hardcore watcher?

Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
No, I'm not not at all.

Speaker 11 (01:34:19):
Yeah, I'm not either.

Speaker 12 (01:34:20):
I mean to be honest, I'm not really crazy into
basketball either though.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
So it's not true.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Though you were in the basketball for a minute, didn't
you talk about how you got into hockey?

Speaker 9 (01:34:29):
You always think it's basketball talking about it.

Speaker 12 (01:34:30):
There still was a period of you and there still
is a period of time where I was into basketball
for sure.

Speaker 11 (01:34:35):
But that's when I just had more time on my
hands and you.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Wanted to watch people that were good.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Right. Well, I heard someone say this recently, and I
think it's very true. There's nothing that has ever been
talked about more but watched less than the WNBA. That's weird,
and everyone's discussing it, but no one's actually watching.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
It's like what someone says, you know, someone should really
do something about that product.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
Well, we got the Birthday's porn of birthday coming up
here in just a moment, But menace, what else is
happening in the world of enterta.

Speaker 10 (01:35:00):
Well, one of our legal best friends is making some
headlines at Jerry O'Connell, and the headline that you'll read
it says, Jerry O'Connell drops details about Rebecca Remains visit
to Epstein Island, so she's on the list. So I
don't know, Yeah, maybe he's getting ahead of it because
you know, maybe her name will pop up on a list.

(01:35:22):
But he was recently at a comedy show that he
was co hosting. He was kind of like hosting this
event that this comedian starts talking about the Epstein Island
stuff and then Jerry just says, oh, yeah, my wife's
been there, and then but nothing really more to it,
just that that the island was used a lot for
photo shoots and then she went to the island to

(01:35:43):
do some photo shoots, but she didn't get to me.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
I see.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
That's the other thing about this story. There's a lot
of people that he dealt with or that maybe have
been to the island that had nothing to do with
any of the other stuff that was going on.

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
But it's gonna be hard to convince anybody. Yeah, there's
any difference.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
If your name was on a guest list or your
name was ever on a you know, flight manifesto because
you use the plane to get to the island or whatever,
like you're automatically gonna be lumped in with you know, there's.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Basically Kitty creeks.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Sure yesterday of Howard Stern with Epstein, Oh damn everybody?

Speaker 10 (01:36:19):
Yeah, well, all right, Pete Davison, you know, he's going
to be having a baby, and he was just recently
on the Tonight Show. As long as the Tonight Show
is here, it's still going on, and he said it's
his dream to be coming to become a dad, and
it's everything that he ever wanted and nothing else matters.
Now he says that his family is thrilled to be

(01:36:39):
grandparents and aunts, et cetera. Now, I do have a
question for what he Now, what do you weren't the
first person to have kids in your family? Were grandparents
excited or they were still excited about it?

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
It still matter?

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
It still mattered?

Speaker 10 (01:36:52):
Oh yeah, for sure, Because I'm asking this because my
sister recently had a baby, and my brother in law
has siblings who are a bunch of kids. And then
like the grandparents weren't there right away, they're like, oh,
we'll see you in a couple of months.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
No, because they know. And then actually, that's that's a
kind of a rookie mistake where everybody comes at once.
You want to kind of time it out so you
have help for the first x number of you know, whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:37:14):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
So like if both steps of grandparents are there at
the very beginning, they're both there.

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
For the same handful of days and then they all
leave right whereas if you have like say, you know,
like my wife's parents there for the first five days,
and then my mom and stepdad come out for the
next five days, and then after that my dad and
my stepmom, So there's fifteen days that you have somebody
there to help.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Now, would you not kind of help stagger it out?
You would tell them not when the other people are coming,
because I'm sure you would want to be first, And no, because.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
They want to be because I find like a grandparents
want to be helpful. Yeah, you know, they want to
be involved in stuff like oh can I do bathtime?

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
You sure can? Yeah, Oh can I can? I can
I read her her book for for bedtime?

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
You certainly can change diapers like they want to be
part of the process. They want to be part of
you know, you know, in a way that can be helpful.
So if you told him, like, hey, uh, you know,
Jen's parents are coming out. They're gonna be here until whatever,
but let me know when you're available after that, and
they go, okay, perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
I don't care.

Speaker 11 (01:38:11):
I would think everyone wants to be there for the birth.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Oh god, I think it's you if it's your first one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Yeah, if it's like the first, like the first grandkid
or whatever, and then after it's like to be in
the second or third kid, even as parents to do
things differently, ye, of course, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:38:27):
All right, Well, Sammy, have you seen this first photos
come out of Naomo Naomi Watts as Jackie Jackie Kennedy.
I have seen this, Yeah, yeah, Ryan Murphy as a
show coming out called American Love Story. It's mostly about
JFK Jr. But ca but it's Naomi Watts photos. She

(01:38:50):
looks just like Jackie L.

Speaker 9 (01:38:52):
It's insane, that's what the headlines are saying. I don't
think she looks just like her.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
Oh she looks busted. I mean sure, she.

Speaker 12 (01:38:58):
Has brown hair and big asses on like Jackie O.
But I wouldn't say that she looks.

Speaker 15 (01:39:02):
Just like her.

Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
Yeah, I don't either. I mean, they're both pretty, but
they don't look alike.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
The Kennedy stuff for me is kind of like the
Royal family stuff, Like I understand their place in history.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
At least American.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
But I know I'm saying, but like, you know, a
person my age forty eight years old, Like, I mean,
I know that he.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
Was assassinate, but do I really care about all the
little details about the you know, the things in the family.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
I feel like I'm a generation. I feel like I'm
a generation too.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Late for that or even to generations to maybe this.

Speaker 11 (01:39:34):
One though, I think, like Manda said, isn't this more
about JFK. Junior? Yes, yeah, so this is about the
plane crash.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
I care even less than oh really, yeah, I mean
because JF. K. Junior he was just John. Yeah, he's
the he's the he's the Noah Cyrus.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
You know what I mean? Like you think the problem
is you're too straight to care about this stuff.

Speaker 16 (01:39:53):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
What is that? What it is? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
You're not okay, Yeah, it's tragic, like hating it sucked,
like you know, I know, he died in a plane crash.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
I mean, I know his dad was assassinated.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
I remember the the photo that you see in all
the history stuff where like he's watching the casket go by.
I means super sad. Does that mean that I care
about him at all as a person? No, not interested
in his noted in the story, not interested in Well
you know.

Speaker 10 (01:40:15):
I am.

Speaker 11 (01:40:15):
I'll be watching it comes out February sixlipines ate.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
Yeah, thank you, Ryan Murphy. Yeah, speaking of Mega shre Am,
I right, I know, right, Yeah, there's a question, how
is Ryan Murphy going to gay this up? I know,
because every story's got to get gay up.

Speaker 8 (01:40:30):
He'll probably get JFK JR nude somehow, whoever plays him
some sort of you know, very pivotal news.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
He hooked up with all these women. But did you
know that I like it if he hooked up with
guys to check us out just going to the gym
for no reason?

Speaker 10 (01:40:45):
Exactly exactly for real? All right, Well, let's go over
to this new TV show that I absolutely love. It's
called Cosmic. It's called Plastic Surgery. Rewind I talked about
you mentioned that. Yeah, so it's like fixing all the
plastic surgery, Like these chicks watched. Yeah, like Botch, it
is presented by Botch. But this I'm telling you, they're

(01:41:07):
doing these amazing things with now celebrity people. Like Botch
wasn't celebrity people. This is all celebrity people and uh
somebody that you know. And it's something that SeaBASS has
been saying. Going back to Kim Zolziak, who's a real
Housewives of Atlanta, dude, she looks amazing after this show also,
But it I think we've pinpointed it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
It's the lips. The reduction of the lips makes you
look way better. We are in a case where right
now where I see it all the time everywhere airports,
in public grocery stores, and it's it's noticeable women and
it doesn't look good. It looks unnatural.

Speaker 10 (01:41:44):
Yeah, they've already talked about when they make the figure.
Yeah yeah, the redacted. Yeah, so like they've already done
like two other women, who is the other.

Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
One totally different insane.

Speaker 10 (01:42:01):
Before and then she did this TV show and then yeah,
they they took out the lip filler and she looked
practically back to normal.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
And well we went from uh you know what the
eighties where it's like the bigger boobs, the bigger, the better.
And then it was like a big trend of having
your breast implants removed. And then now we're doing all
the it's you know, big to have your your lips
plumped up in the fillers and things like that, and
then inevitably will end up where it's like people are,
they'll figure out something that you know, is really terrible

(01:42:29):
for people that have these things, they'll they'll have it reduced.

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
Yeah, and I'm not anti lip filler, it's just you
can't go overboard.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Yeah, you become blind like filler blind.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Yeah. Well, I'm glad. She looks great, you know, check
out like a from four and after. Yeah, it looks crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
All right, time for your birthdays.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Goat shows. It's Shiver, We're gonna sit. She was like,
it's Shia and you know we don't.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
Do I'm sorry. The celebrities.

Speaker 2 (01:43:01):
One of the biggest diva's paints in the ass, apparently
royal bitches of all time, Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, yeah, I've
not heard a decent story about like that. She's super nice,
understood every story I hear about what a pain in
the ass she is just awful. She's fifty six years
old today. One of the greatest home run hitters of

(01:43:22):
the steroid era, former Pittsburgh Pirate in San Francisco Giant
Barry Bonds is sixty one. Nineteen seventies wonder Woman Linda
Carter is seventy four. NBA Hall of Famer The Mailman
Karl Malone is sixty two today. Elizabeth Moss from Madman
mad Men in The Handmaid's Tale is forty three. Tony

(01:43:42):
Emmy Award winning singer actress Kristin Chenowith Lover is fifty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
I know her only because my wife is such a
crazy fan of Wicked.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Yep, yeah, I know the name.

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
She was Glinda in the original.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
Anna Paquin from True Blood and the X Men movies
is forty three. And Bindy Irwin, how's her pot daughter
of the late Steve Irwin, who given herself. She's a
wildlife conservationalist and a TV personality. She's twenty seven years
old today. And your porn of birthday today is Julie Ginger.
And let me show you a picture of Julie Ginger.

Speaker 8 (01:44:14):
Oh my good Guyyah, She's like that chick from This
Is Us.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Today's Birthday Girl is the heavyweight champion of porn. She
clocks in at five foot six, three hundred pounds. I
would have said four or five hundred, Yeah, four fifty
it's based on this. Her measurements are forty four d
forty five fifty two.

Speaker 14 (01:44:35):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (01:44:35):
I mean, you couldn't miss her even if you tried.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
In the forty six fine films she's been in, including
Big Babe Appetizer, she was an ass cream Cake Volume One.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Housewife Wants her Snacks too.

Speaker 7 (01:44:49):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
She was in Sex in the Kitchen the BBW edition,
and who can forget her unforgettable role in getting her
fat vagina pounded?

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
Oh that's Julie Genter.

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
We're still last.

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
Who's uh yeah, thirty eight years old today? And that's
your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Thursday morning. Look what's happening around the world of entertainments?

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
More fun than goner Rhea.

Speaker 6 (01:45:14):
I mean I've had goneree a few times, and I'd
say I haven't had gone yet.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Show Well, it's it for Thursday, everybody, Okay, bye. You
can check out today's edition of narc Week that continues.
That's on the podcast. Also, it was judgment day for
judge my baby.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
Thank you everybody for your feedback.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
And if you have a borderline baby that you well,
I shouldn't say it that way baby a baby with
border now, Yeah, if you're on the fence about whether
your baby's cute or not, we can help out.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
We'd be happy to do that. Make sure, he says
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Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Also make sure you're including there on your request that
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you own the pictures?

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
Things like that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
Anyway, thank you for your feedback.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
Full show podcast just go to the woodieshow dot com
and any podcast platform besides Spotify at least. Sorry for
the moment and for the foreseea bowl future.

Speaker 8 (01:46:02):
We did hear from somebody that said, hey, I actually
found you somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
Yeah, how do they manage them?

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
Tomorrow finally, Friday, Friday morning, we got the fail stories
narc We will wrap up Woody Show Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
OK.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
Maybe do you like you?

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
What are we gonna do to get through the morning
into the weekend as quickly as possible. It'll happen tomorrow Friday.
Here on The Woody Show, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:46:30):
Yeah, if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, distract them
with snacks always works, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Why do you think they always try to feed you
at those Uh they're trying to sell you time share. Yeah,
it's distraction meetings and stuff, or as they said, uh,
when Cartman and the South Park kids are trying to
get people together, just offer up some free pie.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
Yeah, free pie always works for me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving THEO Show some of your valuable
time this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:47:00):
You know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back here
on Friday. Have a great day. SMD double M.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
I quit this bitch,