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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Woody Ship.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training, pretty
politically correct world on a pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning,
July the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. Woody Greg Venice
Sea Bass, who's got Woodies show carton arks. Narc Week
continues that later on this hour, there's Sammy Morgan's here
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taking to calls eight seven seven forty four. Whatdy, you
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Reading the story this morning, this guy in Florida,
he flipped out. He just really wanted to work out.
You know, you got sure, you know that feeling when
you're there and like you're in a groove at the gym,
and it's like, oh, don't just leave me alone, don't
(00:52):
step up my funk.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, don't disrupt this groove. It's like every day like that.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
So the employees are at the Planet Fitness, like, yo, bro,
we're closing, It's it's time to go bru brou But
he didn't like that, refuse to leave. Stripped naked, started
sprinting around the gym as you do. Cops called and
while they were on their way. The guy crawled into
the ceiling try to start a fire in the bathroom.
Cops get there and they found his naked ass hiding
(01:19):
in a tanning.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Bed all the amenities before he left.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
They ran his name, and believe it or not, he's
got a record. Yeah, he was just in jail last
year for attempted burglary and trespassing.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Really.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I was about to say that sounds very methy. Yeah,
but it would be busted for meth in the past
or something. If you're on meth, though, you don't need
the gym. Do you want to go work out?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Not even a little h No. I don't know if
you want the ac because you're always hot, you can
get your clothes off.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Wouldn't you already be all skinny?
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Well that's the thing to a Planet Fitness, which I love.
I remember, But because it is so cheap and it is, it.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Attracts a certain crowd.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
There's always one old guy who's clearly living in his
car in the parking lot. Yeah, and he's using the
Planet Fitness for their wonderful shower amenity.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Say meta supposed to that you're removed.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
I did that, Yeah, but with twenty four hour fitness.
I slept in my car like outside of twenty four
hour fitness.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, because how long were you living in the car?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Eight months?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Eight months?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So yeah, so he would just use the gym membership
to go in there and shower, pretty good idea.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, and poop? Would you poop in there?
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Yeah? Unfortunate, but I was. I was working, so most
of the pooping was that work unfortunately?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
As Wow, were you working out? Did you use the gym?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
No? Not really?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I mean Seas said the version of this. When he
first started working on the show. He was renting a space.
It's not even an apartment. I think it was supposed
to be an office. It was supposed to be. They
even said it in the lease, even though they knew
what I was doing. It was this room on the
second floor above a dojo with the window that looked
out on the dojo. Yeah, and so that that was
his quote apartment. And so I mean the break kitchen
(02:59):
like the room kitchen it's so close yeah yeah, h
So there was no I mean, it was just an
empty space. It was supposed to be for desks and
things like that, but it had the kitchen, which was
the break room, and then the bathroom was to that
kitchen was like where all the kids would come in
and change for their karate lessons or whatever the hell
they were there shaving, and then yeah, there's like seas
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like walking downstairs.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Well to be to be a fair gena and to
be fraid of the kids. We used to We still
do have a good gym at this office building, although
they've strict severely cut back. The hours used to be
twenty four seven three sixty five. So this new management
came in here and ruined everything.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
They realized that made sense.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So I would I would, Yeah, I would shave and
do all that stuff downstairs here, Oh I thought, okay,
say I thought you because after the dojo was at
the van or the RV, the RV, yeah for better.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, then yeah, they moved to the RV's.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Then when we had the RV, he basically used the
gym downstairs here at the radio station the building as
his closet slash bathroom. Oh so he took up like
a handful of the lockers and just kept all his
clothes in there.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Which was easy because again, before you get on me,
there was plenty of space.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I wasn't anyway, cramping anyone's style. I'm sure it was
against the rules, but it's hilarious. I mean, I don't
care that he did it. It's not like I'm using
it like your form roles, your casuals different.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He would just shower here at the at the gym,
at the radio station. So you do what you gotta do.
You could find a work around for the The.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Worst part about the whole dojo situation is there was
no separate entrance. So let's say I came home seven
thirty at night, there's class going on, and I'm walking
past the class. I don't think they ever explained it
to the kids, or who's this weirdo?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Why is this sky?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It probably thought you worked there or something right, but
then disappeared. Who knows what you bring a lady.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
That is another thing I really wish I had done,
because I could have done it with because there was one,
at least one or two girls who knew the situation.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I thought it was funny in.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Principle, in practice never but yeah, I dragged my own
mattress up there. And yeah, it was bad with this class,
with this schedule, because I would try to go to
bed early. But you know, there's people doing hayai and
it's it's literally it's there's no buffer. It's a window
that looks out on the area between me and so
it's just, you know, mister.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I say, like when people talk about, oh, well I
can't this or that, you know I can't, they can't
come up with a reason why, you know, they can't
get out of their current situation.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah you can. There are workarounds for a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You choose that it's not it's not good enough for you,
but like, you gotta do what you gotta do. I
had a a not ideal living situation with the I
rented the room out of that person's house. I told
you about that. It wasn't my you know, my ideal situation.
But at the time, and I was broke, didn't have
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wasn't making much money working at this radio station. Had
a side job shuffling papers from one accountant's office to another,
like a courier kind of thing. I was doing that
and that's what I could afford. So I just rented
a room with these two brothers would have inherited this
house from their parents and took no care of it whatsoever.
It could have been on hoarders. I mean, it was discussed.
The house outside of my room was disgusting, but I
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just kind of stuck to my room and I had
a little bathroom there. I had a little hot plate, microwave,
little dorm fridge, and that was that was pretty much.
That was pretty much it. But you do what you
gotta do in different situations. People are not willing to
take extremes. The only reason I was living in my
car is because I lost my job with my previous
morning show and I went to go work back in
(06:30):
my hometown doing a regular job. And if I wanted
to get back into radio and be in the city
that I wanted to do radio, I had to do
that car situation so I could be by the radio station.
And that's what I did to get back into radio. Yeah,
because it seems like the only two options when I
run into people from time to time now is I mean,
(06:50):
Eiy're gonna move back in with my parents and live
in luxury there, right, because like, they'll do my laundry,
they'll cook for me, they'll do all that kind of stuff.
Don't or I'm just gonna do that until I can
afford my you know, one million dollar five bedroom house
with a pool, right, Like, yeah, you know I got
to save up some money for that. There's no in between.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I would definitely go to my parents' house and
for sleeping in my car. Yes, well you would do
that just for fun because their coordinated pajama parties.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
That the problem with that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, but I worked a full forty hours a week.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Then at night I would go do radio, and then
I lived in this tiny little studio apartment with cock
fights outside my door in the hallway, game birth in
front of my door, and I dragged a box full
of kittens and had to deal with that, dog fights, gangs, everything.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Yeah, but I have to ask Sammy a question though,
Like if you had to live in your car to
get your dream job, you want to do that, you
wouldn't take that extreme?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Would it be?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Would it be guaranteed? And how long would I have
to do it?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
No?
Speaker 10 (07:52):
No, Like mister beasts challenged, nothing's guaranteed because you do
things in life for like they say, no no reward, right,
So I'm doing this with the goal of this, That's
the question he's asking U.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
No, I don't think I would, so does.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Not want to do whatever I doing laundry.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Now my dog is.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I go to work.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Your dog's this big, can easily sit on the seat
if you, as a full person, can be in there
like a little dog. A dog in my car when
I'm at.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Work all day.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, No, you figure things out like you like, right, So.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So my point is figuring things out like needing someone
to watch my dog is also just going to my
parents' house, going to a friends or fam like staying
with friends or family and leaving my dog.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
There wasn't hypothetical. Hypothetical was would you be willing to
live in your car?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Car?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
The car is the question? So no, So.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
That's why I was no. But I was saying, like, yeah,
I going back to the thing that is what you do.
You take these extremes to try to get that reward,
and some people are willing to do it. Some people
are willing to do it, some people aren't.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You have an interesting do you ever have some kind
of like weird interesting living situation?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Greg, I had roommates that were yeah, the roommate I
remember this pretty ideal. I had a studio apartment that
I was living in and then a friend of mine
was living upstairs from me, and then we found an
apartment that was way cheaper than each having our own studios,
so we lived in there and converted a big closet
into a bedroom. So that was weird, and we built it.
We were really proud of that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
First time I met Greg was in nineteen ninety seven,
six No ninety seven, because I was living in Portland, Oregon.
I flew down to San Francisco to see a friend
of mine and the friend of mine was Greg's roommate
living gregs And so there was like a party at
this house which Greg was the roommate. Met Greg there
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and then worked with them years later. Forgot about it
until it's like years years later. They had a pirate
radio station in their living room, like a full on
transmitter hole on, We're on, you know, on the air
taking over some other legitimate radio station because we overpowered
them with a transmitter.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, and then like playing all this crazy music and swearing.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We had the antenna yeah, in the roof, and the
rule was and everybody was hammered, but the rule was,
whoever was on the air had to wear a pirate hat.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
This we had we had to do imaging and when
you turned the station on, like you would power up
the antenna on the.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Roof imaging for those not and radio the little things
that you hear between the songs and go like power
ninety six point one.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, it had it had, it had full production value.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
It was crazy. It was called the one hundred, and
so you would hear the station that would go off
the air when we went on the air, and you
would physically hear it go and then and then we
would hit the thing and it would go FM one
hundred one hundred point one f M.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, it was fine, waste Greg, And then we didn't
work together and that ten years. Yeah, it was like
good night, well no, because two thousand and five and
the two thousand and five next time I saw gre
get right.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
But then during this wholemate situation in my previous city,
it was working whatever shifts I could get at the station.
And then I was a valet parker at this hotel
that's right, and just doing you know, and then I
did that stupid not telemarketing but when you do surveys.
Oh yeah, so we weren't selling anything. We're just still like, yeah, tolerable, how.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Would you write your experience?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Right? Right? And I worked my way up to the
point where they gave me a key to the supply
closet because they had like all forms in there and
that's where they kept the toilet paper. So I never
paid for time.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah see, I mean on the come up, man, you do,
you do what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
And then the pro tip I've mentioned, go to any
meeting that serves food.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm an alcoholic, I'm a drug addict. Eight seven four Wooding.
You can send us a text over to two two
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who you are, where around town you are. We'll take
the break and then we'll come back. Nark Week continues.
It's day number four of Nark Week. Shark Week is
happening on Discovery cart Narc Week here on The Woody
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Shows The Woody Show. It's Shark Week on Discovery. Nark Week.
Cart Arc Week continues here on The Woodie Show, Date
number four. Agent Sebastian of the cart Arks a one
man wreckon crew just going across our fine nation trying
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to get people to return their carts. And we got
another new cart Nark and then we go into the
I think it was coined Narchives yeah, yeah, thanks for
the texter. By the way, Cartnarks was a texture name.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
It was sorry no resus for you.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, we called it like cart police or shopping cart shaming,
shopping shaming or whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And someone's like, oh cart arks.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
We're like, oh, that's a good name, mark right, Yeah,
we like that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Like that all right, So nark week.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What do you got see basks?
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Well, we have breaking news in perfect time for an
art week. I've got a new supporter we have found
out there.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
This was also sent into me. Guess whose voice this
is right here?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I do love that guy that does the grocery cart
police thing. Every time he busts somebody, they get mad
because somebody who doesn't return the cart is just inherently
an entitled argumentative douchebag. That's one of my one of
the great accounts out there, said Bill Burr. Let's do
the reads here, square space.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, very low key, which you know, because he's
not as typical amped up.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah Bill burst up. But yeah, I love Bill. I
can pick out some Bill Burr.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's that's cool. I'm gonna take a victory lap for
about about a year. Who's that on his podcast? Yes,
it was on the most recent edition of his Monday
Morning podcast. I know you're a big fan of comedy
just in general, but like, who would you say is
your favorite comedian? Now, give me like all time and
then current.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
All time probably is still David Till because he just
he's not He's just been consistent for twenty five years. Currently.
I mean, Shane Giels is really good currently, seen him
live a couple of times. That's probably the top one
right now.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Jane Gillis, Yeah, okay, I did see an article.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It was kind of refreshing with like, yeah, ESPN doesn't
care about the complaints over his monologue and his jokes
at the SPS and the like, yeah, good, when's the
last time people talked about the espe's as much exactly?
And people overall seem to be, you know, happy with
the performance. They thought the jokes are funny. Maybe not
the people in the room, because these all are people
that have endorsements to lose anything else. They're even seeing
(14:30):
cracking a smile. Something that's not completely politically correct.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Shocking thing about athletes is because if you've ever played sports,
you know, like locker rooms are called you know, it's
called locker room humor for a reason. Yeah, but when
they are there for the award show and they were
all millionaires, the sense of humor is absolutely suddenly everything
is the Only body who was really cracking up I
saw was McAfee. But you could argue, well, he doesn't care,
that's why he's on the show.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Drewski, Who's I didn't really understand. Is he an internet guy?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, he's an I know the name.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I don't know why we know his name YouTuber streamer.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Well bilbur and his fine Boston accent there, which has
gone away a lot over the years, reminded me of
something that just happened. I was out running around I
think it was Dixon City, Pennsylvania, and doing some cart
arching and this thing happens that happens a lot, but
we really catch it is people pull up to the
front of the store, blocking the fire lane, of course,
and then the person inside pulls up a card or two,
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and then they just load their groceries right in front
of the store, which, you know, whatever, that's that's more
of a fire department thing than a carton narks thing.
But when they dump their carts in the middle of
the walkway, it falls under my jurisdiction. So this lady
was did that. She had two cars just right in
the middle of the walkway.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
She is againing this is.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The middle of folks, in the middle of Pennsylvania.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Nothing special. Looks like a generic lady of a certain
mate Caucasian lady.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And you gonna ask why I say that, because this
accent that came out of her mouth was flabbergasting. And
those carts are blocking part of the walkway now the
walkways block.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I was told to leave the shopping carts. Do you
have for people to grab them instead of bringing them back?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Well, why would they be there instead of it's a
place where they people taking them up.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I'm doing what the what the guy told me.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Thank you for being nice about it, though, well but
for right now though you know.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I can take them in, but I was told can
I leave them might?
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Thank you for being nice about it. I'll take care
of them for you. Okay, thank you, thank you for
being sweet.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I'll take care of it right yeah. Yeah. Is that
New York like some kind of I mean, it does soundstinguishable,
it's not middle of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm doing what the what the guy told me.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Thank you for being nice about it though, well, but
for right now though, you know.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I can take them in, but I was told can
I leave them might?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Thank you for being nice about it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Well, it's like half it's half New York. This this
is half new and the New York.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Is like doing what the what the guy told me?
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
What the guy told me? That's New York.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Okay, for being.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Nice about it though, well, but for right now though,
you know I can take them in, but I was told.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
But that's kind of like hood right, a little like
a hood accent. And then she goes like a little tarred,
hold on, can I leave the right? I leave the right,
dell dell all over the place. I think, Bronx, that's
my thoughts could tarred.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Thank you for much about you?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
I'll not take care of it.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
You're not commuting from Dixon City, Pennsylvania, the bronx. But
I give her credits. People say, guys, why don't you
play nice people?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
She was nice.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
That's the thing too.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
And people say the cart narks is a great look
into like lying and telling the truth, because when they're
telling the truth, she was.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Like a matter of fact. She's like, you know, this
is what happened. I was told blah blah blah.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Better.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
Yeah, they don't go ad hominem like have you seen
your hair?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It is narc week here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
So that's bring me two favorite accents of all time
than cart Narks with accents addiction.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Addition, we are addicted.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
This is a guy who decides that again, instead of
being nice and just talking about the situation, he's going
to call the cart Narks names. Sir? Do you want
to not talk about the card over there?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
You're not really saying any things that for insults the
person who leaves their card out as a garbage person? Perfect, sir,
Why are you yelling at me? Old man?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
And I'm young and spry.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I forgot about that guy?
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Why punch your I think from what I've understood, I
believe he's arm meaning that's the accent we're playing with here.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
It really sounds homeless because of a phrase that some
people have translated in this next.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Clip, sir, please take your card back. A need to
help with translation anybody on that one.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
You're working here.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I work for the card Darks.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
We're a sexy group. We're a sexy group of highly
trained oil agents. Yeah, you're working here about please take
your card back?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
That mom, she wasn't there, Okay, so that's a good
some fun with accents there, This is sure.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
It was the people asked you should go to Europe
even though they don't have the same problem we do
here in North America, And I say, oh, I have.
And that's why I ran into this lady who, to
be fair, she didn't leave the card out, but you're
probably trolley right, oh, trolley, yes, right, Her trolley was
not left at the trolley return because she took it
and in front of her car and then just put
it open in the spot next to her, and the
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trolley return was right across from I said, well, ma'am,
you're not you know, I'd be like someone of someone's
dog craps in your yard and you just throw it
in your neighbor's yard. You're not solving the problem. You're
actually you're perpetuating the problem. So again I asked her nicely,
and this is her response. You made away from my
car right now, mammy, just sit your door into that car.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Put nothing from my car.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Takes a double legative.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Man, take this away, maybe yourself away from me, now, madam?
Speaker 7 (19:51):
How dare you me? I just asked you for I was,
I was, I saw you move it over here?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
The way?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Are you being so rude to me?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's yelling at you. She's left off the white and
she still can't walk over here. And then it's her
that her friend shows up. And I love, I do
love the distinction amongst British British accents because it's it's
so weird, how like a tiny little country has all
these special little sub sects.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
And what she did is she took her trolley which
was in front of her car. Bad I agree, but
she left it right here. I know if it's fun,
it's not funny day my job. No, No, do you
see carts race? No? I worked for the card Narks.
So here's a contain note.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
She didn't know who you were, right exactly.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
That's shocking.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
This next guy.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
I believe we have fun with accents. Cartknarks edition a
Filipino accent here, all right?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Really weird.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
There you go. It's a little knitted for you. How's
it going? You didn't take your card back? It's your cart? No, no,
you borrowed it. And then he left it for other
people in their way. My name's out on it because
when you living there, he's just blocking this. I know
you were seeing other people's times. You're wasting other people's
(21:07):
time by blocking their spot. I got on their mignet
for you here.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Me you why you leave your card? My name is
not on it. I mean that's a pretty I mean
it's a cute comeback. I suppose sure it's.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Not mine technically, yeah, a stupid card arc I just
borrowed it.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
And he I mean with the greatest twist of this
particular encounter is that then a woman gets out of
this vehicle, walks around, returns the cart.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
It turns out that was her husband.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Oh, you are acting people with your cart placements.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
That's not helping.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
You're repeating that.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
In front of the children of that Sorry.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Girls, I'm so sorry. He's not yours.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, sorry, he's and you and me and then yeah, yeah,
I apologize.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
This is how man. Yeah, a little hot head.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
You show cart and Arks.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
We'll end up here with my trip to New Zealand.
Fun with Accidents Cartnark's edition, and they were quite lovely there,
no no big blow ups and in fact they trolley
what is it's still trolley because it's trolleys. They're still
you know under the Queen are now King's uh you
know protection over there, So we call them trolley's anywhere
anywhere the British Empire rules.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And this love.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
This woman was just absolutely tickle with the whole concept.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
And so people will leave them like just the middle
of Well, that's one way.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
To put it.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Yeah, we say lazy bones because that's kind of nicer
than you.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Absolutely have you've a seen in my life.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Well, we are an international organization.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
She loved you, yea. She had the support from her
appreciate the support from Bill Burr. Wow, Cartner groupie man,
Oh yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I'm fast as good as it gets, ye try to
get man.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I well, Agent Sebastian nice work cart Arks, What Cardark
and of course make sure you follow your.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Card on social media.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
What's on YouTube and on Instagram at Cardnarcs.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Check it out, sir, Please take your card back? How
do you help with translation anybody on that one?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
You're working?
Speaker 7 (23:29):
I work for the card Arks. We're a sexy group.
We're a sexy group of highly trained oil agents.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I don't get crazy angry over it, but I just
think it's sad more than anything so bad The Woody
Show
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Woody Ship.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training, pretty
politically correct world on a pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning,
July the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. Woody Greg Venice
Sea Bass, who's got Woodies show carton arks. Narc Week
continues that later on this hour, there's Sammy Morgan's here
(00:32):
taking to calls eight seven seven forty four. Whatdy, you
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Reading the story this morning, this guy in Florida,
he flipped out. He just really wanted to work out.
You know, you got sure, you know that feeling when
you're there and like you're in a groove at the gym,
and it's like, oh, don't just leave me alone, don't
(00:52):
step up my funk.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, don't disrupt this groove. It's like every day like that.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
So the employees are at the Planet Fitness, like, yo, bro,
we're closing, It's it's time to go bru brou But
he didn't like that, refuse to leave. Stripped naked, started
sprinting around the gym as you do. Cops called and
while they were on their way. The guy crawled into
the ceiling try to start a fire in the bathroom.
Cops get there and they found his naked ass hiding
(01:19):
in a tanning.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
Bed all the amenities before he left.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
They ran his name, and believe it or not, he's
got a record. Yeah, he was just in jail last
year for attempted burglary and trespassing.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Really.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I was about to say that sounds very methy. Yeah,
but it would be busted for meth in the past
or something. If you're on meth, though, you don't need
the gym. Do you want to go work out?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Not even a little h No. I don't know if
you want the ac because you're always hot, you can
get your clothes off.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Wouldn't you already be all skinny?
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Well that's the thing to a Planet Fitness, which I love.
I remember, But because it is so cheap and it is, it.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Attracts a certain crowd.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
There's always one old guy who's clearly living in his
car in the parking lot. Yeah, and he's using the
Planet Fitness for their wonderful shower amenity.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Say meta supposed to that you're removed.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
I did that, Yeah, but with twenty four hour fitness.
I slept in my car like outside of twenty four
hour fitness.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, because how long were you living in the car?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Eight months?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Eight months?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So yeah, so he would just use the gym membership
to go in there and shower, pretty good idea.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, and poop? Would you poop in there?
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Yeah? Unfortunate, but I was. I was working, so most
of the pooping was that work unfortunately?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
As Wow, were you working out? Did you use the gym?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
No? Not really?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I mean Seas said the version of this. When he
first started working on the show. He was renting a space.
It's not even an apartment. I think it was supposed
to be an office. It was supposed to be. They
even said it in the lease, even though they knew
what I was doing. It was this room on the
second floor above a dojo with the window that looked
out on the dojo. Yeah, and so that that was
his quote apartment. And so I mean the break kitchen
(02:59):
like the room kitchen it's so close yeah yeah, h
So there was no I mean, it was just an
empty space. It was supposed to be for desks and
things like that, but it had the kitchen, which was
the break room, and then the bathroom was to that
kitchen was like where all the kids would come in
and change for their karate lessons or whatever the hell
they were there shaving, and then yeah, there's like seas
(03:20):
like walking downstairs.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Well to be to be a fair gena and to
be fraid of the kids. We used to We still
do have a good gym at this office building, although
they've strict severely cut back. The hours used to be
twenty four seven three sixty five. So this new management
came in here and ruined everything.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
They realized that made sense.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So I would I would, Yeah, I would shave and
do all that stuff downstairs here, Oh I thought, okay,
say I thought you because after the dojo was at
the van or the RV, the RV, yeah for better.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, then yeah, they moved to the RV's.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Then when we had the RV, he basically used the
gym downstairs here at the radio station the building as
his closet slash bathroom. Oh so he took up like
a handful of the lockers and just kept all his
clothes in there.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Which was easy because again, before you get on me,
there was plenty of space.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I wasn't anyway, cramping anyone's style. I'm sure it was
against the rules, but it's hilarious. I mean, I don't
care that he did it. It's not like I'm using
it like your form roles, your casuals different.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He would just shower here at the at the gym,
at the radio station. So you do what you gotta do.
You could find a work around for the The.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Worst part about the whole dojo situation is there was
no separate entrance. So let's say I came home seven
thirty at night, there's class going on, and I'm walking
past the class. I don't think they ever explained it
to the kids, or who's this weirdo?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Why is this sky?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It probably thought you worked there or something right, but
then disappeared. Who knows what you bring a lady.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
That is another thing I really wish I had done,
because I could have done it with because there was one,
at least one or two girls who knew the situation.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I thought it was funny in.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Principle, in practice never but yeah, I dragged my own
mattress up there. And yeah, it was bad with this class,
with this schedule, because I would try to go to
bed early. But you know, there's people doing hayai and
it's it's literally it's there's no buffer. It's a window
that looks out on the area between me and so
it's just, you know, mister.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I say, like when people talk about, oh, well I
can't this or that, you know I can't, they can't
come up with a reason why, you know, they can't
get out of their current situation.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah you can. There are workarounds for a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
You choose that it's not it's not good enough for you,
but like, you gotta do what you gotta do. I
had a a not ideal living situation with the I
rented the room out of that person's house. I told
you about that. It wasn't my you know, my ideal situation.
But at the time, and I was broke, didn't have
(05:48):
wasn't making much money working at this radio station. Had
a side job shuffling papers from one accountant's office to another,
like a courier kind of thing. I was doing that
and that's what I could afford. So I just rented
a room with these two brothers would have inherited this
house from their parents and took no care of it whatsoever.
It could have been on hoarders. I mean, it was discussed.
The house outside of my room was disgusting, but I
(06:10):
just kind of stuck to my room and I had
a little bathroom there. I had a little hot plate, microwave,
little dorm fridge, and that was that was pretty much.
That was pretty much it. But you do what you
gotta do in different situations. People are not willing to
take extremes. The only reason I was living in my
car is because I lost my job with my previous
morning show and I went to go work back in
(06:30):
my hometown doing a regular job. And if I wanted
to get back into radio and be in the city
that I wanted to do radio, I had to do
that car situation so I could be by the radio station.
And that's what I did to get back into radio. Yeah,
because it seems like the only two options when I
run into people from time to time now is I mean,
(06:50):
Eiy're gonna move back in with my parents and live
in luxury there, right, because like, they'll do my laundry,
they'll cook for me, they'll do all that kind of stuff.
Don't or I'm just gonna do that until I can
afford my you know, one million dollar five bedroom house
with a pool, right, Like, yeah, you know I got
to save up some money for that. There's no in between.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, I would definitely go to my parents' house and
for sleeping in my car. Yes, well you would do
that just for fun because their coordinated pajama parties.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
That the problem with that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, but I worked a full forty hours a week.
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Then at night I would go do radio, and then
I lived in this tiny little studio apartment with cock
fights outside my door in the hallway, game birth in
front of my door, and I dragged a box full
of kittens and had to deal with that, dog fights, gangs, everything.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Yeah, but I have to ask Sammy a question though,
Like if you had to live in your car to
get your dream job, you want to do that, you
wouldn't take that extreme?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Would it be?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Would it be guaranteed? And how long would I have
to do it?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
No?
Speaker 10 (07:52):
No, Like mister beasts challenged, nothing's guaranteed because you do
things in life for like they say, no no reward, right,
So I'm doing this with the goal of this, That's
the question he's asking U.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
No, I don't think I would, so does.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Not want to do whatever I doing laundry.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Now my dog is.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I go to work.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Your dog's this big, can easily sit on the seat
if you, as a full person, can be in there
like a little dog. A dog in my car when
I'm at.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Work all day.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, No, you figure things out like you like, right, So.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So my point is figuring things out like needing someone
to watch my dog is also just going to my
parents' house, going to a friends or fam like staying
with friends or family and leaving my dog.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
There wasn't hypothetical. Hypothetical was would you be willing to
live in your car?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Car?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
The car is the question? So no, So.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
That's why I was no. But I was saying, like, yeah,
I going back to the thing that is what you do.
You take these extremes to try to get that reward,
and some people are willing to do it. Some people
are willing to do it, some people aren't.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You have an interesting do you ever have some kind
of like weird interesting living situation?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Greg, I had roommates that were yeah, the roommate I
remember this pretty ideal. I had a studio apartment that
I was living in and then a friend of mine
was living upstairs from me, and then we found an
apartment that was way cheaper than each having our own studios,
so we lived in there and converted a big closet
into a bedroom. So that was weird, and we built it.
We were really proud of that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
First time I met Greg was in nineteen ninety seven,
six No ninety seven, because I was living in Portland, Oregon.
I flew down to San Francisco to see a friend
of mine and the friend of mine was Greg's roommate
living gregs And so there was like a party at
this house which Greg was the roommate. Met Greg there
(09:45):
and then worked with them years later. Forgot about it
until it's like years years later. They had a pirate
radio station in their living room, like a full on
transmitter hole on, We're on, you know, on the air
taking over some other legitimate radio station because we overpowered
them with a transmitter.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, and then like playing all this crazy music and swearing.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We had the antenna yeah, in the roof, and the
rule was and everybody was hammered, but the rule was,
whoever was on the air had to wear a pirate hat.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
This we had we had to do imaging and when
you turned the station on, like you would power up
the antenna on the.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Roof imaging for those not and radio the little things
that you hear between the songs and go like power
ninety six point one.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, it had it had, it had full production value.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
It was crazy. It was called the one hundred, and
so you would hear the station that would go off
the air when we went on the air, and you
would physically hear it go and then and then we
would hit the thing and it would go FM one
hundred one hundred point one f M.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, it was fine, waste Greg, And then we didn't
work together and that ten years. Yeah, it was like
good night, well no, because two thousand and five and
the two thousand and five next time I saw gre
get right.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
But then during this wholemate situation in my previous city,
it was working whatever shifts I could get at the station.
And then I was a valet parker at this hotel
that's right, and just doing you know, and then I
did that stupid not telemarketing but when you do surveys.
Oh yeah, so we weren't selling anything. We're just still like, yeah, tolerable, how.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Would you write your experience?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Right? Right? And I worked my way up to the
point where they gave me a key to the supply
closet because they had like all forms in there and
that's where they kept the toilet paper. So I never
paid for time.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah see, I mean on the come up, man, you do,
you do what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
And then the pro tip I've mentioned, go to any
meeting that serves food.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm an alcoholic, I'm a drug addict. Eight seven four Wooding.
You can send us a text over to two two
nine eighty seven if you'd like checking. When this tells
who you are, where around town you are. We'll take
the break and then we'll come back. Nark Week continues.
It's day number four of Nark Week. Shark Week is
happening on Discovery cart Narc Week here on The Woody
(11:55):
Shows The Woody Show. It's Shark Week on Discovery. Nark Week.
Cart Arc Week continues here on The Woodie Show, Date
number four. Agent Sebastian of the cart Arks a one
man wreckon crew just going across our fine nation trying
(12:19):
to get people to return their carts. And we got
another new cart Nark and then we go into the
I think it was coined Narchives yeah, yeah, thanks for
the texter. By the way, Cartnarks was a texture name.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
It was sorry no resus for you.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, we called it like cart police or shopping cart shaming,
shopping shaming or whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And someone's like, oh cart arks.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
We're like, oh, that's a good name, mark right, Yeah,
we like that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Like that all right, So nark week.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What do you got see basks?
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Well, we have breaking news in perfect time for an
art week. I've got a new supporter we have found
out there.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
This was also sent into me. Guess whose voice this
is right here?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I do love that guy that does the grocery cart
police thing. Every time he busts somebody, they get mad
because somebody who doesn't return the cart is just inherently
an entitled argumentative douchebag. That's one of my one of
the great accounts out there, said Bill Burr. Let's do
the reads here, square space.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, very low key, which you know, because he's
not as typical amped up.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah Bill burst up. But yeah, I love Bill. I
can pick out some Bill Burr.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's that's cool. I'm gonna take a victory lap for
about about a year. Who's that on his podcast? Yes,
it was on the most recent edition of his Monday
Morning podcast. I know you're a big fan of comedy
just in general, but like, who would you say is
your favorite comedian? Now, give me like all time and
then current.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
All time probably is still David Till because he just
he's not He's just been consistent for twenty five years. Currently.
I mean, Shane Giels is really good currently, seen him
live a couple of times. That's probably the top one
right now.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Jane Gillis, Yeah, okay, I did see an article.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It was kind of refreshing with like, yeah, ESPN doesn't
care about the complaints over his monologue and his jokes
at the SPS and the like, yeah, good, when's the
last time people talked about the espe's as much exactly?
And people overall seem to be, you know, happy with
the performance. They thought the jokes are funny. Maybe not
the people in the room, because these all are people
that have endorsements to lose anything else. They're even seeing
(14:30):
cracking a smile. Something that's not completely politically correct.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Shocking thing about athletes is because if you've ever played sports,
you know, like locker rooms are called you know, it's
called locker room humor for a reason. Yeah, but when
they are there for the award show and they were
all millionaires, the sense of humor is absolutely suddenly everything
is the Only body who was really cracking up I
saw was McAfee. But you could argue, well, he doesn't care,
that's why he's on the show.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Drewski, Who's I didn't really understand. Is he an internet guy?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, he's an I know the name.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I don't know why we know his name YouTuber streamer.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Well bilbur and his fine Boston accent there, which has
gone away a lot over the years, reminded me of
something that just happened. I was out running around I
think it was Dixon City, Pennsylvania, and doing some cart
arching and this thing happens that happens a lot, but
we really catch it is people pull up to the
front of the store, blocking the fire lane, of course,
and then the person inside pulls up a card or two,
(15:27):
and then they just load their groceries right in front
of the store, which, you know, whatever, that's that's more
of a fire department thing than a carton narks thing.
But when they dump their carts in the middle of
the walkway, it falls under my jurisdiction. So this lady
was did that. She had two cars just right in
the middle of the walkway.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
She is againing this is.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
The middle of folks, in the middle of Pennsylvania.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Nothing special. Looks like a generic lady of a certain
mate Caucasian lady.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
And you gonna ask why I say that, because this
accent that came out of her mouth was flabbergasting. And
those carts are blocking part of the walkway now the
walkways block.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I was told to leave the shopping carts. Do you
have for people to grab them instead of bringing them back?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Well, why would they be there instead of it's a
place where they people taking them up.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I'm doing what the what the guy told me.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Thank you for being nice about it, though, well but
for right now though you know.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I can take them in, but I was told can
I leave them might?
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Thank you for being nice about it. I'll take care
of them for you. Okay, thank you, thank you for
being sweet.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I'll take care of it right yeah. Yeah. Is that
New York like some kind of I mean, it does soundstinguishable,
it's not middle of nowhere.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm doing what the what the guy told me.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Thank you for being nice about it though, well, but
for right now though, you know.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I can take them in, but I was told can
I leave them might?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Thank you for being nice about it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Well, it's like half it's half New York. This this
is half new and the New York.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Is like doing what the what the guy told me?
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
What the guy told me? That's New York.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Okay, for being.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Nice about it though, well, but for right now though,
you know I can take them in, but I was told.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
But that's kind of like hood right, a little like
a hood accent. And then she goes like a little tarred,
hold on, can I leave the right? I leave the right,
dell dell all over the place. I think, Bronx, that's
my thoughts could tarred.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
Thank you for much about you?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
I'll not take care of it.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
You're not commuting from Dixon City, Pennsylvania, the bronx. But
I give her credits. People say, guys, why don't you
play nice people?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
She was nice.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
That's the thing too.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
And people say the cart narks is a great look
into like lying and telling the truth, because when they're
telling the truth, she was.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Like a matter of fact. She's like, you know, this
is what happened. I was told blah blah blah.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Better.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
Yeah, they don't go ad hominem like have you seen
your hair?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It is narc week here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
So that's bring me two favorite accents of all time
than cart Narks with accents addiction.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Addition, we are addicted.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
This is a guy who decides that again, instead of
being nice and just talking about the situation, he's going
to call the cart Narks names. Sir? Do you want
to not talk about the card over there?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (18:03):
You're not really saying any things that for insults the
person who leaves their card out as a garbage person? Perfect, sir,
Why are you yelling at me? Old man?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
And I'm young and spry.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I forgot about that guy?
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Why punch your I think from what I've understood, I
believe he's arm meaning that's the accent we're playing with here.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
It really sounds homeless because of a phrase that some
people have translated in this next.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Clip, sir, please take your card back. A need to
help with translation anybody on that one.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
You're working here.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I work for the card Darks.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
We're a sexy group. We're a sexy group of highly
trained oil agents. Yeah, you're working here about please take
your card back?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
That mom, she wasn't there, Okay, so that's a good
some fun with accents there, This is sure.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
It was the people asked you should go to Europe
even though they don't have the same problem we do
here in North America, And I say, oh, I have.
And that's why I ran into this lady who, to
be fair, she didn't leave the card out, but you're
probably trolley right, oh, trolley, yes, right, Her trolley was
not left at the trolley return because she took it
and in front of her car and then just put
it open in the spot next to her, and the
(19:29):
trolley return was right across from I said, well, ma'am,
you're not you know, I'd be like someone of someone's
dog craps in your yard and you just throw it
in your neighbor's yard. You're not solving the problem. You're
actually you're perpetuating the problem. So again I asked her nicely,
and this is her response. You made away from my
car right now, mammy, just sit your door into that car.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Put nothing from my car.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Takes a double legative.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Man, take this away, maybe yourself away from me, now, madam?
Speaker 7 (19:51):
How dare you me? I just asked you for I was,
I was, I saw you move it over here?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
The way?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Are you being so rude to me?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's yelling at you. She's left off the white and
she still can't walk over here. And then it's her
that her friend shows up. And I love, I do
love the distinction amongst British British accents because it's it's
so weird, how like a tiny little country has all
these special little sub sects.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
And what she did is she took her trolley which
was in front of her car. Bad I agree, but
she left it right here. I know if it's fun,
it's not funny day my job. No, No, do you
see carts race? No? I worked for the card Narks.
So here's a contain note.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
She didn't know who you were, right exactly.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
That's shocking.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
This next guy.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
I believe we have fun with accents. Cartknarks edition a
Filipino accent here, all right?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Really weird.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
There you go. It's a little knitted for you. How's
it going? You didn't take your card back? It's your cart? No, no,
you borrowed it. And then he left it for other
people in their way. My name's out on it because
when you living there, he's just blocking this. I know
you were seeing other people's times. You're wasting other people's
(21:07):
time by blocking their spot. I got on their mignet
for you here.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Me you why you leave your card? My name is
not on it. I mean that's a pretty I mean
it's a cute comeback. I suppose sure it's.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Not mine technically, yeah, a stupid card arc I just
borrowed it.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
And he I mean with the greatest twist of this
particular encounter is that then a woman gets out of
this vehicle, walks around, returns the cart.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
It turns out that was her husband.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Oh, you are acting people with your cart placements.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
That's not helping.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
You're repeating that.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
In front of the children of that Sorry.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Girls, I'm so sorry. He's not yours.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, sorry, he's and you and me and then yeah, yeah,
I apologize.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
This is how man. Yeah, a little hot head.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
You show cart and Arks.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
We'll end up here with my trip to New Zealand.
Fun with Accidents Cartnark's edition, and they were quite lovely there,
no no big blow ups and in fact they trolley
what is it's still trolley because it's trolleys. They're still
you know under the Queen are now King's uh you
know protection over there, So we call them trolley's anywhere
anywhere the British Empire rules.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
And this love.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
This woman was just absolutely tickle with the whole concept.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
And so people will leave them like just the middle
of Well, that's one way.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
To put it.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Yeah, we say lazy bones because that's kind of nicer
than you.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Absolutely have you've a seen in my life.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Well, we are an international organization.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
She loved you, yea. She had the support from her
appreciate the support from Bill Burr. Wow, Cartner groupie man,
Oh yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I'm fast as good as it gets, ye try to
get man.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I well, Agent Sebastian nice work cart Arks, What Cardark
and of course make sure you follow your.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Card on social media.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
What's on YouTube and on Instagram at Cardnarcs.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Check it out, sir, Please take your card back? How
do you help with translation anybody on that one?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
You're working?
Speaker 7 (23:29):
I work for the card Arks. We're a sexy group.
We're a sexy group of highly trained oil agents.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I don't get crazy angry over it, but I just
think it's sad more than anything so bad The Woody
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