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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Woody.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right, welcome back everybody. It was a Friday morning,
and not to bring everybody down, but I mean the
third death there was hit the news yesterday started the
week with Malcolm Jamal Warner from The Cosby Show and
then Nazzy Osbourne of course, and then yesterday late in
the morning, late during the show, Uh, we got word
that Hulk Hogan died. Crazy. This is shocking eighties wrestling legend,
(00:29):
Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Real American.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, I mean I remember we had the Hulk Hogan.
It was like a workout set. Boy, do you remember that,
Like he's got all this kind of like old school
Chosky kind of stuff. Do you remember the Hull Cogan
workout set had like a jump rope those like grippers.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Imber never owned it, but yeah, I remember seeing that.
I remember the Hulk Hogan Rock album that came out.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yea, yeah, there was like a there was there was
like a cassette that had like, you know, real American
and this whole through some workout.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The video was him like on an American flag corvette
waiting flags and everything.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Now, the other person I wanted to bring in is
one of our official wrestling correspondents. In addition to bort,
we have we have half baked happy some rescue, especially
the old school wrestling stuff. So half baked morning.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
It's not a good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah well that yeah, well so half baked. I just
wanted to have you on and uh and get your thoughts.
I know you're not a fan of Nick Hogan, Hulk
Hogan's soul.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
You believe that Nick Hogan's evil contributed to this?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Like in what way?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Like, how would you feel if your son was a murderer.
I'm sure it would break your heart?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, yeah, my broken heart, broken heart.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Well, I have been following some drama that involves this
because a radio DJ named Bubba the Love Sponge has
been posting on He's been posting for weeks on social media,
and I shared this with you board that he had
all this inside information that Hulk Hogan had this botch
surgery and he was on his deathbed. But all the
people around Hulk Hogan were saying this was untrue.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, he had some like trachia issues that were going on,
and he was having trouble breathing.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He couldn't speak anymore.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah, this was all reported by Bubba the Love Spongey,
which on social.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Media for weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Who's really broken hard right now? Because who's going to
bang Bubba the Love Sponge's wife?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, so yeah's gonna starting the sex tape.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Yeah, that was the big lawsuit with the sex tape
because Bubba the Love Sponge, if you don't know, is
a radio guy who was friends with Hulk Holgan, who
might I don't know how they were currently in the relationship,
but yeah, he was over at Bubba's house and he
banged Bubba's wife on camera and that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Led to the downfall. What was the website Goker released
that video. Now, let's not get into the scandal. Let's
kind of keep it. I remember, dude, back in the day,
man like old school eighties w w F before it
was even w W E w w F wrestling, it
was Hulk and it was Junkyard Dog and Jake the
Snake and Roddy Roddy Piper, all those guys that that
(03:14):
I love, I mean, half big, that's when you know
that whole air up until I forget when you said
you kind of fell off with some of the w
w stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
But oh nine nine yeah, nine O.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What were your favorite moments. Can you give us give
us some of your favorite Hull Cogan memories.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Versus Ultimate Warrior, when he turned evil, versus Mother. There's
so many. There's a treasure chest. I can go on
and on for eight hours, the Chest of Memories. Then
Nick Hogan has a rap.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Sheet that's pretty long. That's a that's pretty long. What
was your favorite ever Hull Cogan match was? It was
the Ultimate Warrior war Lost.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Did you like when he and Randy Savage kind of
teamed up with stuff to do stuff together?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh yeah, that was un I love the Randy Savage
hip hop track where he this is Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh you guys ever heard that a man?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Did you? What did you think about the reality show?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I thought, and I'm not just saying this because Nick
Hogan did that later on. I never liked him. I
hated him in H five. I hated him two years
before the accident consistent, but the episode I didn't think
it was. The episodes that mainly focused on a Hulk
(04:46):
doing them were half decent.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Even though that, uh, Nick Hogan himself is a loser.
How do you, I mean, how do you feel that
now he's one step closer to getting all of Hulk's money.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Well, he's probably gonna get it all because Linda is
not gonna get it. And from what I understand, he
isn't talked to Brooke in eight to ten years.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh is that really?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's the daughter. Yeah, right, yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
They were close. They used to do karaoke. They did
karaoke within the last month at that Hogan's beach shop.
That Menace has been to that.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh yeah, the Hulk Hogan beer. I forgot about that minute.
You were all about that.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
For me, I've still never been able to find it.
But that beach shop that's in Florida, it's, uh, I'm
pretty much a merch store that's just dedicated to Hulk Hogan.
Hell yeah, yeah, and it's pretty awesome. And they like
had his motorcycles in there and a lot of stuff
from when he was in movies.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
They had the Hulk Hogan viper.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Sorry, yeah, that viper got destroyed by Nick.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Cogan was the one that was in the No not
the hero car.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah, he killed his best friend in the whole Cogan
cause was used in the fake ninety four w c
W parade. Who knows he's talking about GM Studios in Florida.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, well, happy Baks. We just wanted to talk to
you for a couple of minutes. I know, you know
much sadness in the in the wrestling world and from
a nostalgia standpoint and just in general. So it's just weird.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Not a wrestling fan. I mean, think about it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Like three very well known pop culture icons, theo Hawstable,
Ozzy Osbourne and now and now Hull Cogan.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
What a week?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
What a terrible week?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well, hat Bake, It's always good to talk to you.
You working today?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
No, I'm injured.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh that's right again, that's the broken foot that you
can't talk about. The story I forgot about the mysterious brown.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So what will what will your plans.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Be for today? What are you going to be doing?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I'm going to reason Chams and Hayward.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Not quite Hooters, I mean, you know, Norman Hooters.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Got on the harder street.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Ye wait, there is SummerSlam coming up. Are you gonna
at least give that a chance? A little bit.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
From like ninety nine to oh wait, I did my time?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Time to move on?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
All right? I respect it. I will have baked.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Thank you, appreciate you taking some time with us. Not
how much insight we got there, but half bick thank you.
All right, there's a there's half baked everybody. Yeah, and
it's been Shark week on Discovery Nark week here on
The Woody Show. Agent Sebastian cart narks super popular. You're following,
(07:55):
I'm sure already on YouTube and on Instagram. Partner has
its own dedicated to pages, so you just get non
stop bombardment of cart narking. TikTok's off the tables. Yeah,
TikTok people can post a bunch of videos from the
other cart narc accounts.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Go to YouTube, steal those videos, post them on TikTok
and then get hundreds of thousands of followers and liked.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But the person and the show and the the account
that actually did this stuff, whose content it belongs to,
you're not allowed to have that account because.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
What's the reason they called it dangerous activities? And if
you flag, and if you flag the mock accounts, they
can just keep it them those a state, they'll keep them.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
The thing is it is not the contents.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
You know, you have a group of people, a large
group of people that are flagging your your account and
your account flag. The mockt is because there's not a
large amount of people flagging those accounts.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Okay, whatever this is. This is what we were talking about,
like where you could make that argument and you know,
any kind of reasonable customer serve this person, but you
can't get a customer service is nobody. There is nobody.
It's just a series of automated bs.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
If you might recall about six months ago the Facebook
cart Nark's Facebook went away. It took me six eight
months of constant I had to pay for like the
super top tier verification, hundreds of dollars there, and I
would go and I would go on there and then
they would say, no, no, your your account's been removed
properly but by the way removed for drugs.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Worth finally got somebody to fix it, but it took months.
Shark Week on Discovery, Nark Week wraps up here on
The Woody Show and what he got for us here
Agency bats Well.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
Agent Sebastian recorded an older person, Agent Mortimer, of the
Senior Squad. The thought was, who would like fight an
old man about carts? If I always say, oh, you know,
I'm silly, I'm not gonna read an old man.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I don't have.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm not he's not with us here, but I have
a rough approximation to what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Also like because you know, when when we get to
feedback about cart narks, people say, you know, I would
like to see more agents out there, agents that look
like me. Nice, so I feel represented out in the
parsing lons just over the older crowd.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
It's Agent Mortar, who's probably eighty something. Okay, you know
he's got long white hair, ball head on top glasses.
He carries a walker with him, for God's sakes, so
you would think when he walked up to people.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
In this case, this first clip, he walks up to
and he's talking to a guy who also.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Has a cane. And he's not asking the guy with
the cane to put his car back.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
He's asking the past or the driver of the vehicle
to put their cart back.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Okay, But the guy with the cane is so against
putting back to the cart, which by the way, is
in the handicap spot, that he's willing to fight Agent.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Mortimer an old man. Wow, so that his pet so
that the driver won't put the cart back. Oh my appreciate.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Wait wh whoa wait, wait, wait whoa wait? Well left
your cart block in the walkway almost completely. They get
that off the car, sir, she left her car block
in the head.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Do you know why I did it?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Though?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Get that.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
I don't care what she left, her cart lost your girls.
Don't let me get out of this card. I don't
want I don't want you to hit me. I want
her to take her card back. I'm gonna get this,
stick him up, crawled in your face. I don't want
you to get out, sir. Well, then get next to Carl.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
I want her to get out and put the carts.
She left not only the cart in the walkway, but
trash it.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Right, I'm gonna wap them in the car. That's against
the law, number one.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (11:06):
What?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You know why? Chicken. That's that's another That's that's another
thing that we're dealing with a lot. Like people just
put all their garbage in the carts and leave it there.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
And this was not even like it wasn't even okay.
Maybe it's it's costcoor Sam's Club. And there's a box
you didn't use and they're going to reuse that inside
I get that this was an empty bag of like
Buffalo wild Wings trash or the cleaning wipes right the people.
But the thing is like the stores. Even when they
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bring the carts, even the ones that were returned to
the crowd, back to the front of it. They don't
take the garbage out of it either. Nobody does.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's on you to do it.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
When I worked at the grocery store, I would have
to like wash down the carts. Nowadays there's so much
that's like.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Dressing up and for airplane flight.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Yeah, So you've heard a couple of times, now what
first off, kiss my butt, But second off, several times
I'm gonna hit you in the face with my stick
or my cane again, not talking about the car, not
talking about handicap people who cares. It's I'm gonna beat
you in the face. He continues to that, you have
to go.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
I'm gonna get the stick, and sir, I got my
own walker the block good. I don't want to fight you.
You leave joy if I yet car watching with my stick.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Ma'am. You left.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
I saw you open loading unloading it. I saw you, ma'am,
and then you left trash in there.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Let me put your yellow people's car.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Well, I had to, or else you would have left
it there, blocking the handicap access to walk anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
So you know what what, kiss my butt?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, you done got served. He's got one move, but
I keep going for.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
My butt. You know what what, sir, kiss my Buttess.
It's okay for you to leave trash in the car,
but it's not okay for me to leave quote trash
on your car with this magnet sticker. Right, you're not
worried about carts damaging other people's car, but you're worried
about a stick or quote damaging your car. So you
get really butt hurt and you get really triggered by that.
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It's almost don't understand how they can't correlate. It's almost
then they can't make the connection. They're in their own world.
It's like they're stupid, thoughtless people. Huh.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
It just goes back.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
So you can't tell me what to do, right, I'm
an old but not me. Agent Mortimer is an old man. Yeah,
he has wisdom. So just this particular couple they are,
they have gone back and forth several times, and his
final move is he tells his driver again, who's fully
able bodied, to drive by Agent Mortimer close so he
can whack him in the face with his cane, actually
the stick.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Okay, don't whack me in the face. I don't want
to fight you. I don't want you to use your cane.
I'm a trashy person. Well, a couple of.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I love the laugh, and you know, because the guy
thinks he's being very intimidated in a like in threatening,
but just that that it's just that dismissive laugh.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, yeah, it's like this a few times.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
He knows that silly billy when he is Agent Mortimer
has been around the blocks.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
All right.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
It's a it's narc week here on the Woody Show
and Agent Mortimer. Unfortunately, I think people because he's old,
they think they they've got like this old man with
a king thought he could beat his ass.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
This next clip, Agent Mordimer's having to talk with an
older lady but she's not so old and he's just
talking with her. But of course she's screaming like a
band she which attracts, you know, flies to the to
the crash. And so this younger guy walks by and
he feels like the phrase these days he's gonna white
night for this lady and give Agent Mortimer probably the
most ridiculous and insane insults you've ever heard. Again, Remember
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this guy has a bald wig and white hair, a
glasses yah yeah, not a wait sorry uh, and a walker.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And this is what this younger man says to Agent Mortimer.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
This lady asked me to move it.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Look like a dark pill, like Benjamin Franklin. Yeah, he retard, Sir,
that's not a nice thing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Look at him's running a.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Sir.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
What if someone has a gun.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
That's against the laws, sir.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Benjamin Franklin looking dead ass head ass.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, yeah, looks like the guy the dollar Pill.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You called him white night, but we called it captain save.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Pointed out that he's wearing a bulletproof vest and like
like that's a bad thing. Yeah, pussy, you can't take
a bullet tight man.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And for an old lady too. He was not gonna
have sex I assume with this old lady.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Yes, all we know people way into that Benjamin Franklin
looking head ass head ass all right, so uh so
many sick burns, yeah, so many sick burns. This is
Agent Mortimer he's again different guy here where he's gone
back and forth, and this guy says, well, you know what,
I'm not gonna take my cart back. I'm not going
to argue argue with the agent Mortimer, the old man.
I'm gonna go get security. Thankfully, security is of little help.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
You were able to get out of your car and litter.
You couldn't have taken the cart where it belongs. He's
trying to talk to the security. Get him out of
carking lot. Man over here, you need to.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Talk to these fellows.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
He's leaving his carts in the handicap.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I told you some more car if you do it,
you went out.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Wow, what's my problem going to be?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Almost slapped a stoup?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yeah, elder abuse.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Yeah, you can hear the walker dragging on the ground. Okay,
slap the Okay, so now that's that's pretty direct. But
let's see what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Almost slap?
Speaker 9 (16:19):
But I have an old man.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I'm a sweet order. I'm oldering you.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
You're littering so much. You know what I'm gonna give
you on the big ones this time?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Put on the glost.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I don't sorry, I got my walker in the way.
Give you warning. You better take your ass on.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I do have a question.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
As he's saying this, is he approaching you or is
he saying it from no, no, no, no, it's a
it's a very slow speed walker.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Cha the walker.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I will say this, the walker is great because it's
a it's a you know, three foot barrier. It's like
tating a tiger.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
The chair, chair stool.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Have some kind of tailor because if something calmly he's
saying that to you and approaching you, Yes, you should
walk away because they will right right right.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Yeah, the guys who are the guy Benjamin Franklin head
ass is not gonna.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
He's not gonna do an You're in the clear.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
But that guy that's saying cool, he's gonna slap it.
And finally, okay, so this Agent Mortar looks like he's
losing left and right over here. But there are good
people out there. Sometimes from far away, this guy sees
Agent Mortimer getting berated by this other other man.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's like children and old people, you know, and soft
spots for people.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
Exactly, and unlike the first bystander they jumped in, this
guy jumps in and he says just the right things,
very famous.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I'm from Australia. Come here, this guy's glowing around the world.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
How's your pie?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Shuh?
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Go ahead? Why you so lazybones?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
It's not my job.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
My job is to patrol.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Dead.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
I thought you were to slap the heck out of me.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
I feel like you're a whole up talking, not a
lot of action, much like how you don't return your cards.
Got the drone of the lazy bones.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Love trying to like contain his anger. Yeah, well the
County ten deep breath. I love the guy.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I'm from Australia. He's with famous the world.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I love that.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Yeah, so yeah, so that was you know, he didn't
get the cart returned, but at least one guy saw
the fight was a righteous one.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I gotta tell you what a week of narcos. I
look forward to it every year as fashion. Thank you
and thank you for your continued work in service to
our community.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
God as lady a.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
Pill like Benjamin Franklin. Yeah, sir, that's not a nice
thing to say. Look up, sir, what if someone has
a gun that's against the law, sir.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Benjamin Franklin looking head as.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
All right, Welcome back boy, it is Friday. Let the
phones open eight seven seven forty four. Warning if you
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text over to two to nine eight seven. Little late,
but better late than never. Time for the Friday fail stories.
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Let's as you, gentlemen, boys and girls, let's do it.
It's time for the Friday fail story.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, as people thought they had the perfect.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Plan, the plan that can never go wrong. But then
somewhere along the line it went from being a great
idea to one big stake in Mega Uber Ultra. It
(20:48):
was all right, not our best, not our worst. There
is no I call that an in between me.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
A civilian Air Force employee has pled guilty to conspiring
to lead classified information. The sixty four year old man,
former lieutenant colonel, who had access to all this information.
But the kicker is here. He wasn't trying to sell
it to like a spy ring or some foreign country
or agency. No, no, no, uh. He was going to
hand over some top secret documents to some chick he
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was trying to impress on a dating website.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Dumb ass idiot.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
So, according to the court documents, he was just casually
leaking information about Russian military targets.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
And so he's looking at ten years in prison.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
So that's failed.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
He could have sold that to North Korea at.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Least got laid, so that's worth it. Now, you might
have seen this video. It's from North Dakota. This paraglider fell,
flew a little too low, and the parachute hit some
power lines.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Did you see this video?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
It caused a huge spark and then the guy just
plunged right into the river below, captured on camera by
guy standing on a bridge. Now warning fun accent ahead
in this click it.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
You.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Oh no, oh, keys, gotta love the north to go
to accident.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
That big.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's when the parachute hit the line. The paraglider rescued.
He said that the low sun obscured his vision and
he didn't see the power lines until it was too late.
And sale, yeah, uh, this one comes to.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Us from England.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
This twenty three year old loser, who had just gotten
bailed out of jail, picked up a new phone and
started putting out some promo texts about a good sale
he was having on.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Some drugs.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Advertise.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Just one problem, one of the numbers that he sent
the text to belonged to a cop, and not just
any cop. It was the same cop who had raided
his house and sent him to jail a month earlier.
Oh what the cops could be like, dude, deja vood.
So the cops went back to his place, found more
drugs and took him right back.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Two failed.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Joe made it so easy, sale, idiot. This next one
is from Massachusetts where this grown ass man he pulled
a smash and grab. He got away with one hundred
and thirteen thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards. Wucky all
caught on camera. He busted a glass door to the shop,
he stuffed his backpack with all the cards he could grab,
and then just dipped out. He was busted trying to
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sell a rare box of Pokemon cards for thirty thousand dollars. Yeah,
the same ones that had been reported stolen. So the
cops got the tip, they rided the guy's apartment and
guess what they found.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Um jiggly puff a bible?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
All the missing cards?
Speaker 4 (23:38):
What all of them?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Every last one? He was arrested taking two fail jobs.
Now imagine going to jail over Pokemon cards.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yeah, who do you sales?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
You're sitting there getting pounded from behind from some dude
who's just made you his bitch, and you're there for
Pokemon cards.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
And this is not the only person.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
What a loser.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And one of my favorite stories of the week. It's
from Texas. This chick she was away on a trip
and while she was the way, her neighbor sent her
pictures of someone stealing things from her house. Hey, the
woman posted them to the community facebook page asking for help.
Quote does anyone know who this trash is robbing my
house while I'm out of town? One person, I guess
(24:17):
saw it, decided the post commented on it, taking issue
with the language from the homeowner's post.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Yes, that's the problem with everything.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Quote this woman called me trash just because I broke
into her house and stole some stuff. She don't even
know me, but thinks it's okay to call me trash. Know, well,
the dumbass thief out of herself. The post made it
real easy for the cops to die, and they hauled
her off to.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Sale.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
We're getting dumber every day.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I also have an issue with that neighbor you sent
photos of your house being broken into? Why didn't you
try to stop it?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Because she's dumb too, Yeah, she's an idiot.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
What are they supposed to do? I don't know, call
the cops instead of just texting you a photo. I'm
sure they did call the cops. I hope so.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, But I mean, I don't know too many people
who are going to go out there and try to
like get in the way of robbers of another house,
unless your arm if you're on and you know you
live in the certain states, Like we had that great
that that wouldn't it was guy's Texas.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Wow, when he saw somebody breaking into his neighbor's house. Right,
what was his name is?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh? Wow, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Because I remember, like we knew we knew him over there, Yeah,
we knew his name. Sorry, buddy there on my way
out there, I'm taking care of buddy. You better get
over here.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
See that's the neighbor you want.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, I forget it. I think I thought
it was Dan Horn Wow's man. Yeah, it's like you're
part of his fan club. And then he went out
there and he goes, hey, your dad click click boom
because and he dropped the guy the bad guys, like
right on the front lawn, and uh, I guess the
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families and stuff they tried to. Uh, they tried to,
you know, come after him or whatever. But even in Texas,
if it's your neighbor that you see getting robbed, you
were able to step in and use.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Stand their ground. Yeah, let's make sure.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
That's current before we put that out there.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I mean, double check.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, please please please, like I care if you're dumb
enough to del well, I heard about it on the rain.
I guess I'll have free reign to shoot them. Yeah,
we better check for our liability. More what he shows next,
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
More of.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
What's wrong with it?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Will be right back
Woody.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
All right, welcome back everybody. It was a Friday morning,
and not to bring everybody down, but I mean the
third death there was hit the news yesterday started the
week with Malcolm Jamal Warner from The Cosby Show and
then Nazzy Osbourne of course, and then yesterday late in
the morning, late during the show, Uh, we got word
that Hulk Hogan died. Crazy. This is shocking eighties wrestling legend,
(00:29):
Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Real American.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, I mean I remember we had the Hulk Hogan.
It was like a workout set. Boy, do you remember that,
Like he's got all this kind of like old school
Chosky kind of stuff. Do you remember the Hull Cogan
workout set had like a jump rope those like grippers.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Imber never owned it, but yeah, I remember seeing that.
I remember the Hulk Hogan Rock album that came out.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yea, yeah, there was like a there was there was
like a cassette that had like, you know, real American
and this whole through some workout.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The video was him like on an American flag corvette
waiting flags and everything.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Now, the other person I wanted to bring in is
one of our official wrestling correspondents. In addition to bort,
we have we have half baked happy some rescue, especially
the old school wrestling stuff. So half baked morning.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
It's not a good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah well that yeah, well so half baked. I just
wanted to have you on and uh and get your thoughts.
I know you're not a fan of Nick Hogan, Hulk
Hogan's soul.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
You believe that Nick Hogan's evil contributed to this?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Like in what way?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Like, how would you feel if your son was a murderer.
I'm sure it would break your heart?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, yeah, my broken heart, broken heart.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Well, I have been following some drama that involves this
because a radio DJ named Bubba the Love Sponge has
been posting on He's been posting for weeks on social media,
and I shared this with you board that he had
all this inside information that Hulk Hogan had this botch
surgery and he was on his deathbed. But all the
people around Hulk Hogan were saying this was untrue.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, he had some like trachia issues that were going on,
and he was having trouble breathing.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He couldn't speak anymore.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah, this was all reported by Bubba the Love Spongey,
which on social.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Media for weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Who's really broken hard right now? Because who's going to
bang Bubba the Love Sponge's wife?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, so yeah's gonna starting the sex tape.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Yeah, that was the big lawsuit with the sex tape
because Bubba the Love Sponge, if you don't know, is
a radio guy who was friends with Hulk Holgan, who
might I don't know how they were currently in the relationship,
but yeah, he was over at Bubba's house and he
banged Bubba's wife on camera and that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Led to the downfall. What was the website Goker released
that video. Now, let's not get into the scandal. Let's
kind of keep it. I remember, dude, back in the day,
man like old school eighties w w F before it
was even w W E w w F wrestling, it
was Hulk and it was Junkyard Dog and Jake the
Snake and Roddy Roddy Piper, all those guys that that
(03:14):
I love, I mean, half big, that's when you know
that whole air up until I forget when you said
you kind of fell off with some of the w
w stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
But oh nine nine yeah, nine O.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What were your favorite moments. Can you give us give
us some of your favorite Hull Cogan memories.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Versus Ultimate Warrior, when he turned evil, versus Mother. There's
so many. There's a treasure chest. I can go on
and on for eight hours, the Chest of Memories. Then
Nick Hogan has a rap.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Sheet that's pretty long. That's a that's pretty long. What
was your favorite ever Hull Cogan match was? It was
the Ultimate Warrior war Lost.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Did you like when he and Randy Savage kind of
teamed up with stuff to do stuff together?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh yeah, that was un I love the Randy Savage
hip hop track where he this is Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh you guys ever heard that a man?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Did you? What did you think about the reality show?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I thought, and I'm not just saying this because Nick
Hogan did that later on. I never liked him. I
hated him in H five. I hated him two years
before the accident consistent, but the episode I didn't think
it was. The episodes that mainly focused on a Hulk
(04:46):
doing them were half decent.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Even though that, uh, Nick Hogan himself is a loser.
How do you, I mean, how do you feel that
now he's one step closer to getting all of Hulk's money.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Well, he's probably gonna get it all because Linda is
not gonna get it. And from what I understand, he
isn't talked to Brooke in eight to ten years.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh is that really?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's the daughter. Yeah, right, yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
They were close. They used to do karaoke. They did
karaoke within the last month at that Hogan's beach shop.
That Menace has been to that.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh yeah, the Hulk Hogan beer. I forgot about that minute.
You were all about that.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
For me, I've still never been able to find it.
But that beach shop that's in Florida, it's, uh, I'm
pretty much a merch store that's just dedicated to Hulk Hogan.
Hell yeah, yeah, and it's pretty awesome. And they like
had his motorcycles in there and a lot of stuff
from when he was in movies.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
They had the Hulk Hogan viper.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Sorry, yeah, that viper got destroyed by Nick.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Cogan was the one that was in the No not
the hero car.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah, he killed his best friend in the whole Cogan
cause was used in the fake ninety four w c
W parade. Who knows he's talking about GM Studios in Florida.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, well, happy Baks. We just wanted to talk to
you for a couple of minutes. I know, you know
much sadness in the in the wrestling world and from
a nostalgia standpoint and just in general. So it's just weird.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Not a wrestling fan. I mean, think about it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Like three very well known pop culture icons, theo Hawstable,
Ozzy Osbourne and now and now Hull Cogan.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
What a week?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
What a terrible week?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well, hat Bake, It's always good to talk to you.
You working today?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
No, I'm injured.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh that's right again, that's the broken foot that you
can't talk about. The story I forgot about the mysterious brown.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So what will what will your plans.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Be for today? What are you going to be doing?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I'm going to reason Chams and Hayward.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Not quite Hooters, I mean, you know, Norman Hooters.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Got on the harder street.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Ye wait, there is SummerSlam coming up. Are you gonna
at least give that a chance? A little bit.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
From like ninety nine to oh wait, I did my time?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Time to move on?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
All right? I respect it. I will have baked.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Thank you, appreciate you taking some time with us. Not
how much insight we got there, but half bick thank you.
All right, there's a there's half baked everybody. Yeah, and
it's been Shark week on Discovery Nark week here on
The Woody Show. Agent Sebastian cart narks super popular. You're following,
(07:55):
I'm sure already on YouTube and on Instagram. Partner has
its own dedicated to pages, so you just get non
stop bombardment of cart narking. TikTok's off the tables. Yeah,
TikTok people can post a bunch of videos from the
other cart narc accounts.
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Go to YouTube, steal those videos, post them on TikTok
and then get hundreds of thousands of followers and liked.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But the person and the show and the the account
that actually did this stuff, whose content it belongs to,
you're not allowed to have that account because.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
What's the reason they called it dangerous activities? And if
you flag, and if you flag the mock accounts, they
can just keep it them those a state, they'll keep them.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
The thing is it is not the contents.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
You know, you have a group of people, a large
group of people that are flagging your your account and
your account flag. The mockt is because there's not a
large amount of people flagging those accounts.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Okay, whatever this is. This is what we were talking about,
like where you could make that argument and you know,
any kind of reasonable customer serve this person, but you
can't get a customer service is nobody. There is nobody.
It's just a series of automated bs.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
If you might recall about six months ago the Facebook
cart Nark's Facebook went away. It took me six eight
months of constant I had to pay for like the
super top tier verification, hundreds of dollars there, and I
would go and I would go on there and then
they would say, no, no, your your account's been removed
properly but by the way removed for drugs.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Worth finally got somebody to fix it, but it took months.
Shark Week on Discovery, Nark Week wraps up here on
The Woody Show and what he got for us here
Agency bats Well.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
Agent Sebastian recorded an older person, Agent Mortimer, of the
Senior Squad. The thought was, who would like fight an
old man about carts? If I always say, oh, you know,
I'm silly, I'm not gonna read an old man.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I don't have.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm not he's not with us here, but I have
a rough approximation to what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Also like because you know, when when we get to
feedback about cart narks, people say, you know, I would
like to see more agents out there, agents that look
like me. Nice, so I feel represented out in the
parsing lons just over the older crowd.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
It's Agent Mortar, who's probably eighty something. Okay, you know
he's got long white hair, ball head on top glasses.
He carries a walker with him, for God's sakes, so
you would think when he walked up to people.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
In this case, this first clip, he walks up to
and he's talking to a guy who also.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Has a cane. And he's not asking the guy with
the cane to put his car back.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
He's asking the past or the driver of the vehicle
to put their cart back.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Okay, But the guy with the cane is so against
putting back to the cart, which by the way, is
in the handicap spot, that he's willing to fight Agent.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Mortimer an old man. Wow, so that his pet so
that the driver won't put the cart back. Oh my appreciate.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Wait wh whoa wait, wait, wait whoa wait? Well left
your cart block in the walkway almost completely. They get
that off the car, sir, she left her car block
in the head.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Do you know why I did it?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Though?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Get that.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
I don't care what she left, her cart lost your girls.
Don't let me get out of this card. I don't
want I don't want you to hit me. I want
her to take her card back. I'm gonna get this,
stick him up, crawled in your face. I don't want
you to get out, sir. Well, then get next to Carl.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
I want her to get out and put the carts.
She left not only the cart in the walkway, but
trash it.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Right, I'm gonna wap them in the car. That's against
the law, number one.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (11:06):
What?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
You know why? Chicken. That's that's another That's that's another
thing that we're dealing with a lot. Like people just
put all their garbage in the carts and leave it there.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
And this was not even like it wasn't even okay.
Maybe it's it's costcoor Sam's Club. And there's a box
you didn't use and they're going to reuse that inside
I get that this was an empty bag of like
Buffalo wild Wings trash or the cleaning wipes right the people.
But the thing is like the stores. Even when they
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bring the carts, even the ones that were returned to
the crowd, back to the front of it. They don't
take the garbage out of it either. Nobody does.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
It's on you to do it.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
When I worked at the grocery store, I would have
to like wash down the carts. Nowadays there's so much
that's like.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Dressing up and for airplane flight.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Yeah, So you've heard a couple of times, now what
first off, kiss my butt, But second off, several times
I'm gonna hit you in the face with my stick
or my cane again, not talking about the car, not
talking about handicap people who cares. It's I'm gonna beat
you in the face. He continues to that, you have
to go.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
I'm gonna get the stick, and sir, I got my
own walker the block good. I don't want to fight you.
You leave joy if I yet car watching with my stick.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Ma'am. You left.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
I saw you open loading unloading it. I saw you, ma'am,
and then you left trash in there.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Let me put your yellow people's car.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Well, I had to, or else you would have left
it there, blocking the handicap access to walk anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
So you know what what, kiss my butt?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, you done got served. He's got one move, but
I keep going for.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
My butt. You know what what, sir, kiss my Buttess.
It's okay for you to leave trash in the car,
but it's not okay for me to leave quote trash
on your car with this magnet sticker. Right, you're not
worried about carts damaging other people's car, but you're worried
about a stick or quote damaging your car. So you
get really butt hurt and you get really triggered by that.
(13:04):
It's almost don't understand how they can't correlate. It's almost
then they can't make the connection. They're in their own world.
It's like they're stupid, thoughtless people. Huh.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
It just goes back.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
So you can't tell me what to do, right, I'm
an old but not me. Agent Mortimer is an old man. Yeah,
he has wisdom. So just this particular couple they are,
they have gone back and forth several times, and his
final move is he tells his driver again, who's fully
able bodied, to drive by Agent Mortimer close so he
can whack him in the face with his cane, actually
the stick.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Okay, don't whack me in the face. I don't want
to fight you. I don't want you to use your cane.
I'm a trashy person. Well, a couple of.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I love the laugh, and you know, because the guy
thinks he's being very intimidated in a like in threatening,
but just that that it's just that dismissive laugh.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, yeah, it's like this a few times.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
He knows that silly billy when he is Agent Mortimer
has been around the blocks.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
All right.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
It's a it's narc week here on the Woody Show
and Agent Mortimer. Unfortunately, I think people because he's old,
they think they they've got like this old man with
a king thought he could beat his ass.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
This next clip, Agent Mordimer's having to talk with an
older lady but she's not so old and he's just
talking with her. But of course she's screaming like a
band she which attracts, you know, flies to the to
the crash. And so this younger guy walks by and
he feels like the phrase these days he's gonna white
night for this lady and give Agent Mortimer probably the
most ridiculous and insane insults you've ever heard. Again, Remember
(14:33):
this guy has a bald wig and white hair, a
glasses yah yeah, not a wait sorry uh, and a walker.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And this is what this younger man says to Agent Mortimer.
Speaker 9 (14:44):
This lady asked me to move it.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Look like a dark pill, like Benjamin Franklin. Yeah, he retard, Sir,
that's not a nice thing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Look at him's running a.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Sir.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
What if someone has a gun.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
That's against the laws, sir.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Benjamin Franklin looking dead ass head ass.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, yeah, looks like the guy the dollar Pill.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
You called him white night, but we called it captain save.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Pointed out that he's wearing a bulletproof vest and like
like that's a bad thing. Yeah, pussy, you can't take
a bullet tight man.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
And for an old lady too. He was not gonna
have sex I assume with this old lady.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Yes, all we know people way into that Benjamin Franklin
looking head ass head ass all right, so uh so
many sick burns, yeah, so many sick burns. This is
Agent Mortimer he's again different guy here where he's gone
back and forth, and this guy says, well, you know what,
I'm not gonna take my cart back. I'm not going
to argue argue with the agent Mortimer, the old man.
I'm gonna go get security. Thankfully, security is of little help.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
You were able to get out of your car and litter.
You couldn't have taken the cart where it belongs. He's
trying to talk to the security. Get him out of
carking lot. Man over here, you need to.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Talk to these fellows.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
He's leaving his carts in the handicap.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I told you some more car if you do it,
you went out.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Wow, what's my problem going to be?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Almost slapped a stoup?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yeah, elder abuse.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Yeah, you can hear the walker dragging on the ground. Okay,
slap the Okay, so now that's that's pretty direct. But
let's see what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Almost slap?
Speaker 9 (16:19):
But I have an old man.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I'm a sweet order. I'm oldering you.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
You're littering so much. You know what I'm gonna give
you on the big ones this time?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Put on the glost.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I don't sorry, I got my walker in the way.
Give you warning. You better take your ass on.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I do have a question.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
As he's saying this, is he approaching you or is
he saying it from no, no, no, no, it's a
it's a very slow speed walker.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Cha the walker.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I will say this, the walker is great because it's
a it's a you know, three foot barrier. It's like
tating a tiger.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
The chair, chair stool.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, what is this?
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Have some kind of tailor because if something calmly he's
saying that to you and approaching you, Yes, you should
walk away because they will right right right.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Yeah, the guys who are the guy Benjamin Franklin head
ass is not gonna.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
He's not gonna do an You're in the clear.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
But that guy that's saying cool, he's gonna slap it.
And finally, okay, so this Agent Mortar looks like he's
losing left and right over here. But there are good
people out there. Sometimes from far away, this guy sees
Agent Mortimer getting berated by this other other man.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
It's like children and old people, you know, and soft
spots for people.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
Exactly, and unlike the first bystander they jumped in, this
guy jumps in and he says just the right things,
very famous.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I'm from Australia. Come here, this guy's glowing around the world.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
How's your pie?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Shuh?
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Go ahead? Why you so lazybones?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
It's not my job.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
My job is to patrol.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Dead.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
I thought you were to slap the heck out of me.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
I feel like you're a whole up talking, not a
lot of action, much like how you don't return your cards.
Got the drone of the lazy bones.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Love trying to like contain his anger. Yeah, well the
County ten deep breath. I love the guy.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I'm from Australia. He's with famous the world.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I love that.
Speaker 8 (18:13):
Yeah, so yeah, so that was you know, he didn't
get the cart returned, but at least one guy saw
the fight was a righteous one.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I gotta tell you what a week of narcos. I
look forward to it every year as fashion. Thank you
and thank you for your continued work in service to
our community.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
God as lady a.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
Pill like Benjamin Franklin. Yeah, sir, that's not a nice
thing to say. Look up, sir, what if someone has
a gun that's against the law, sir.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
Benjamin Franklin looking head as.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
All right, Welcome back boy, it is Friday. Let the
phones open eight seven seven forty four. Warning if you
could text us Friday check in, send your check in
on the text over to two two nine eighty seven.
Make sure you include your name and tell us what
part of town you're listening to, the Woody show which
you got going on this week? Anything fun, anything, anyone
(19:22):
you'd like to have us mentioned, Just to include that
information with your Friday check in info again on the
text over to two to nine eight seven. Little late,
but better late than never. Time for the Friday fail stories.
(20:12):
Let's as you, gentlemen, boys and girls, let's do it.
It's time for the Friday fail story.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, as people thought they had the perfect.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Plan, the plan that can never go wrong. But then
somewhere along the line it went from being a great
idea to one big stake in Mega Uber Ultra. It
(20:48):
was all right, not our best, not our worst. There
is no I call that an in between me.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
A civilian Air Force employee has pled guilty to conspiring
to lead classified information. The sixty four year old man,
former lieutenant colonel, who had access to all this information.
But the kicker is here. He wasn't trying to sell
it to like a spy ring or some foreign country
or agency. No, no, no, uh. He was going to
hand over some top secret documents to some chick he
(21:18):
was trying to impress on a dating website.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Dumb ass idiot.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
So, according to the court documents, he was just casually
leaking information about Russian military targets.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
And so he's looking at ten years in prison.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
So that's failed.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
He could have sold that to North Korea at.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Least got laid, so that's worth it. Now, you might
have seen this video. It's from North Dakota. This paraglider fell,
flew a little too low, and the parachute hit some
power lines.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Did you see this video?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
It caused a huge spark and then the guy just
plunged right into the river below, captured on camera by
guy standing on a bridge. Now warning fun accent ahead
in this click it.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
You.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Oh no, oh, keys, gotta love the north to go
to accident.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
That big.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's when the parachute hit the line. The paraglider rescued.
He said that the low sun obscured his vision and
he didn't see the power lines until it was too late.
And sale, yeah, uh, this one comes to.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Us from England.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
This twenty three year old loser, who had just gotten
bailed out of jail, picked up a new phone and
started putting out some promo texts about a good sale
he was having on.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Some drugs.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Advertise.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Just one problem, one of the numbers that he sent
the text to belonged to a cop, and not just
any cop. It was the same cop who had raided
his house and sent him to jail a month earlier.
Oh what the cops could be like, dude, deja vood.
So the cops went back to his place, found more
drugs and took him right back.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Two failed.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Joe made it so easy, sale, idiot. This next one
is from Massachusetts where this grown ass man he pulled
a smash and grab. He got away with one hundred
and thirteen thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards. Wucky all
caught on camera. He busted a glass door to the shop,
he stuffed his backpack with all the cards he could grab,
and then just dipped out. He was busted trying to
(23:23):
sell a rare box of Pokemon cards for thirty thousand dollars. Yeah,
the same ones that had been reported stolen. So the
cops got the tip, they rided the guy's apartment and
guess what they found.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Um jiggly puff a bible?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
All the missing cards?
Speaker 4 (23:38):
What all of them?
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Every last one? He was arrested taking two fail jobs.
Now imagine going to jail over Pokemon cards.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yeah, who do you sales?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
You're sitting there getting pounded from behind from some dude
who's just made you his bitch, and you're there for
Pokemon cards.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
And this is not the only person.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
What a loser.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And one of my favorite stories of the week. It's
from Texas. This chick she was away on a trip
and while she was the way, her neighbor sent her
pictures of someone stealing things from her house. Hey, the
woman posted them to the community facebook page asking for help.
Quote does anyone know who this trash is robbing my
house while I'm out of town? One person, I guess
(24:17):
saw it, decided the post commented on it, taking issue
with the language from the homeowner's post.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Yes, that's the problem with everything.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Quote this woman called me trash just because I broke
into her house and stole some stuff. She don't even
know me, but thinks it's okay to call me trash. Know, well,
the dumbass thief out of herself. The post made it
real easy for the cops to die, and they hauled
her off to.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Sale.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
We're getting dumber every day.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I also have an issue with that neighbor you sent
photos of your house being broken into? Why didn't you
try to stop it?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Because she's dumb too, Yeah, she's an idiot.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
What are they supposed to do? I don't know, call
the cops instead of just texting you a photo. I'm
sure they did call the cops. I hope so.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, But I mean, I don't know too many people
who are going to go out there and try to
like get in the way of robbers of another house,
unless your arm if you're on and you know you
live in the certain states, Like we had that great
that that wouldn't it was guy's Texas.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Wow, when he saw somebody breaking into his neighbor's house. Right,
what was his name is?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh? Wow, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Because I remember, like we knew we knew him over there, Yeah,
we knew his name. Sorry, buddy there on my way
out there, I'm taking care of buddy. You better get
over here.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
See that's the neighbor you want.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, I forget it. I think I thought
it was Dan Horn Wow's man. Yeah, it's like you're
part of his fan club. And then he went out
there and he goes, hey, your dad click click boom
because and he dropped the guy the bad guys, like
right on the front lawn, and uh, I guess the
(26:04):
families and stuff they tried to. Uh, they tried to,
you know, come after him or whatever. But even in Texas,
if it's your neighbor that you see getting robbed, you
were able to step in and use.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Stand their ground. Yeah, let's make sure.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
That's current before we put that out there.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I mean, double check.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, please please please, like I care if you're dumb
enough to del well, I heard about it on the rain.
I guess I'll have free reign to shoot them. Yeah,
we better check for our liability. More what he shows next,
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
More of.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
What's wrong with it?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Will be right back
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