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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, good morning everybody, Woody.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Today we turned the page on the calendar. It is
August the first, twenty twenty five, and.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Ladies and gentlemen, today is Friday, Yes, end of another week.
We made it. Now, we just gotta get to the
morning into the weekend as quickly as we can.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
We'll get this a little morning park out of the
way just as quickly as possible.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
My name is Woody, Thank you for being here. That's
Greg Gory. Hey Nennis, good morning to you. We had
morning Woody. There's Gina Grant.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You see bats is here. We got Sammy Rindy Morgan's here,
Vaughn's here, we got bored, we got Menji you're here.
It's Friday. It is the Woodie Show. All right, out's official.
It is the Woodie Show. It's a Friday morning. We
got the the whole thing planned out for you. We
got a round of the Friday Fail stories. We got
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the d u IQ coming up for you today. Chance
to win some stuff with our little dumb ass contest
some of the trending news headlines. Men, it's gonna have
all the latest in the world of entertainment. Yes, let's
see what else got Birthday's porn a birthday, it's it's
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Text on over Friday check in over to two to
nine eight seven. There's a whole run up about this
that website that I like psychology today.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yes, no good.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
A lot of people like they'll say, oh, I'm looking
for a therapist or whatever, and then you call around
just from googling, and then nobody calls.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
You back because they don't care.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, And that's a great resource. That website actually is
a really great resource for a lot of different things.
But every once in a while they have an interesting
thing on here. And I saw one where It's like
they had this thing where they looked at couples and
how they get along, and they found out that couples
get along better with each other on the weekends. Oh yeah,
on the weekends, less work, less stress, so more free time,
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and you know, it boosts romantic connection.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yes, like your day to day routine.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, I mean not that the arguments can't still happen
on the weekend, because especially if you have like unfinished
projects around house, the chores are piling up and things
like that. But they say, plan ahead, make sure to
carve out some quality time on the weekend. You know,
schedule the sex that you can't have during.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
The week put it on the calendar. Yeah, and then you.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
And your party will get along much better. So I
hope you have a great weekend with your partner Saturday. Yeah. Yeah,
Menes has something he wants to try here. Yeah, we
had this idea.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I did so.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I was watching CBS Evening News the other day and
there was two newscasters on there that I never reckonize.
I have never seen these guys before, right, because it's
like a national news broadcast.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, I'm not sure, because didn't Lester Holt he quit
or retired or something like that.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Intro's dateline no longer anchors though, Yeah, that was somewhat reaching.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
There's David Yeah, okay, who's also ripped? Who's on CBS?
I don't know because ABC is David's face mirror. Yeah,
but yeah, but the idea of the nightly news seems
so old time. There's been there's been so much talk about,
like the Late Night Show Stephen Colbert and those like.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Oh, there was some guy that's after Jimmy Kimmel. I
guess I never knew there was a show after Jimmy Kimmel,
and then I saw it probably goes, this is gonna
be my last show, so tune in.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh really, yeah, apparently there was another show.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
And CBS is John Dickerson and Maurice Dubois.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know either one of those.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Maybe these these were the guys that I was watching.
But anyways, I had an idea because when I was watching,
they were covering a story, but each one was doing
the other sentence, so they somebody started a sentence and
the other person started the next sentence, but they were
still covering the same.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Story, right, two anchors kind of just there were there
were like going back, and there were a little rally
back and.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
They were trading it off the entire time. I'm like,
I don't know if I've seen.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
This before, every story like that or just some of them.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Because sometimes like the one guy will set it up
on the other like it bumps spike in volume, and
somebody will set it up the other person comes in.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
We're just going back and forth.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
And I thought, oh, that would be interesting if maybe
we'd tried that with Gina and Greg, if I gave
them a story and they they somebody starts, one sentence,
finishes and then the other person does the other sentence
in you just to see how that sounded.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, so it was odd to watch. Yeah, I thought
it was odd. All right, Well, okay, let's talk about
the Osborne's. Yeah, Okay, here we go, all right.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Sharon Osborne is reportedly finding comfort in her three kids
after her husband Ozzy Osborne's death.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Sharon's heartbroken but very proud of the family built together,
and Insider told people Monday, referring to her Andy Black
Sabbath children, Amy, Kelly, and Jack.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Everyone's rallying around her. She's been the rock of this
family for decades and now it's her turn to be
held up.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
The insider explained that the kids are making sure Sharon
is never alone, adding they've been with her constantly, sharing stories,
laughing through the tears, and just being together.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
There's a lot of pain, but also a lot of
comfort from the family that time they got to get
up and enjoy to the very end.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So no, I don't think it's weird. It sounds like
the news to me, it's weird.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
For this show because I don't know where to like
make it. Yeah, but I feel like that is kind
of more like a not a normal TV news thing.
But I feel like I've seen I've definitely seen that, Yeah,
because the usually like one person behind the desk that
might start like sitting at the anchor desk, who starts it.
Then there's another person with a random iPad standing kind
of in a random open spot in the studio just
handed them for the next thing, and they bring in
the video clip kind of behind them, and it's.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Just a setup, though not the entire story. The entire
story of them going back and forth was throwing me off.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
To me, I think it's more of like a local
news thing, like the anchors valling, like that. I can't
imagine seeing it like on the evening news.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
And I think of it more of a like a
radio news. Like our legal best friends John and Ken,
who well Ken retired, they would kind of do something
like that where ye they would cover a story and
it would just be like this guy, that guy, right,
that guy.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You want to try one more? Yeah, see if it's
if it's weird.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
In this one, Tom Cruise and Anada Armis were spotted
getting cozy at Oasis concert on Saturday. The pair were
caught dancing together to Oasis tunes. In the background of
English producer and DJ Goldie's Instagram video.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
The actor can be seen reaching for his rumored girlfriend's
hand as the band performed at London's Webley Stadium over
the weekend. Top gun Star appeared to be in high
spirits as he posed for a smiling self.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I don't think it's weird, DJ Goldie during the show.
I'm just listening to like the story. Maybe you guys
are just really good at it. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Maybe maybe the one that you were watching they weren't
as good at it. They weren't as polished as the
professionals that we have on the show.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
That's probably right.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You guys should be on the evening news CBS.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah, CBS Evening and Dickerson check him out, guys. And
then they incorporated a third person. Then it got really great.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't, I don't. I don't see what the big
deal is. Okay, it sounds.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
News.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Maybe it's a new thing.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I wonder how long the evening news. All the news
programs typically the local I know, the local news programs.
That's how the local TV stations make all their money.
All the money is based on the advertising they sell
ye on the local news program not this the evening news.
So like, I wonder from the network standpoint, like, what's
the big money maker?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Now? When I cut the cord and went only streaming,
the one thing I missed the most was local news.
And they have some one like you can watch some
local stations on Amazon Live TV version, but it's not
the same.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
When I visit smaller cities, it's pretty much like a
little bit of news and then the rest just an
infomercial for something local, like a local I don't know,
restaurant or something public.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, what the small towns have kept like that fourth
hour or third hour of the morning News where it's
it's the local chef and yeah dog groomer. Well, because
they're also just kind.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Of supplementing the Good Morning America broadcast, I know, like
the morning broadcast stuff, Like they'll run Good Morning America
and then there's spots in Good Morning America or the
Today Show where they break away from the national stuff
and there's like a local availability for their own content
and that's where they put in like the local chef.
They they do anything that is local, whether it's good
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or not, it just has to be from that town.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
And they draw it out for now because there's not
a lot maybe going on. It's probably a pretty quiet,
small place. They don't have a lot of staff.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
It is not like they have a giant newsroom of
people out there gathering all the big stuff. And then
they end up going back to like that's why you'll
see like alro Let's see what's happening in your neck
of the woods, and it breaks away from the national
thing and it goes to you know, local dumbass in
front of their map. It is not hard to get
on TV people anymore. Yeah, it's even easier for radio.
Oh yeah, it used to be like you would like
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people would aspire to television, but now it's like, I
don't know, because of like all the video stuff and
people on social It's like and I think the public
just kind of you know, they kind of all see
it as the same thing. You know, like like someone
who's on a regular TV network or maybe a cable
station is in the is considered to be at the
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same you know there it's just TV. Yeah, you know,
it's like a podcast or actual you know, radio station
show is just seen as the same thing.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's a it's a radio show. I guess that said
to me all the time. I'll be like, like doing
cart narks, this guy, I'll say, oh, I love your show,
and he's not talking about the Woo show necessarily, and
I like the show.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
To me, it is yea. The lines have gotten like
super blurred. So you know when it comes to you know,
local TV, especially in the little smaller towns, man, you
want to be a news anchor, no problem, come on down. Yeah.
And they used to have they used to have people
for people for people at these TV stations. Now it's
like the reporter is the news director who goes out
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to the thing, sets up her own camera has to
set up the lights and stands in front of the
thing in front of it, and there's no one to
protect them. It might be like a big crime story
or something. You're going into the hood and they're setting
up their life. And then they learned that in San
Francisco a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
When the.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Right, that's right, cameras are good and take taking well.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't think that's where we're gonna start doing news
that way. Then the back and forth.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Kind of thing you ever want to, you know, we
can do it.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I just thought it was interesting.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, all right, but thank you. Menace, no problem, We'll
take a break. Menace has some more for us. We're
gonna get into some entertainment stuff. We got that coming up.
We got the phones open eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Woody.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Get some more Friday Woody Show. Next,
hang on, what do you show?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
We'll be right back. What's up, everybody? It's Menace today.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
August First, I'm gonna be in West Covina at Norms
from four to seven pm doing a bunch of giveaways.
First seventy five people get free food. I'm getting away
breakfast for a year, the bar tickets, concert tickets, gift cards,
and more.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Again.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
That's today, August first and West Covina, California at Norms.
Hope to see you there. In the meantime, keep enjoyed
the Witness Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Show, and we keep rolling another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world on this Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
It's August first, twenty five.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Today is Hulk Hogan Day in Florida and the flags
in Florida today, I'm not kidding, are at half mass
for Hulk Hogan. I mean he is the i mean
he is Florida here. Yeah, essentially. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
They released the record, by the way, you know, the
official cause of death, which was a heart attack, but
they also said he.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Had been diagnosed with leukemia. So yeah, not too much
information on that, but you know he had a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Of stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, and a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Cause heart attacks, right, complications of surgery and well, Happy
August first, Happy Hulk Hogan Day. Into this new hour
with my friends Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
We got Menace, what is up? Sea Bass is here.
We've got Sammy all right, so you phones are open.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four Woodie
NI could set us a text over to two to
nine eight seven d u y q coming up for
yet later on this suryr chance to win some stuff.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
But we're gonna start here with your Friday salestory.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
All right, lets of boys and girls, it's time for
your Friday feul story. All people thought they had the
perfect plan, the plan that can never go wrong. But
somewhere along the line, it went from being a great idea.
The one big steak is mega uber ultra Okay, all right,
(14:32):
bad I thought I thought at least was smooth. Yeah,
that's good. There was at tune up on that were good.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah, it works. I thought I was terrible.
Speaker 10 (14:42):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
First story, the makers of the canned cocktail high Noon
had a high profile mix up on their hands, with
some of their vodka Seltzer's being accidentally mislabeled as Celsius
Energy drinks. They were shipped to several states of across
the country.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
The FDA issue recall noticing that the cans uh you know,
the Celsius astro vibes sparkling blue razz. Addition, Jesus, that
sounds like a Starbucks. It does the one that wandering
fun you guys. Just so you know, no illness from
the mistake have been reported, so good time. Yeah, just fun.
Speaker 11 (15:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Part of me thought like, oh, this is totally marketing,
just to get the name out there. But I guess
it's not the It's like the sales will walk golden
kind of thing. Athletics broadcaster Chris Carey, who is the
grandson of Harry Carey, son of Skip Carrey, went on
social media to apologize for what happened.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
During a game here recently. Here's a here's a clip
of what he won.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Two pitch high in the air, jeep to right ball
is foul?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Oh gone?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Oh it's absolutely watched posing them up at the dish.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
He knew it off the bat. It was just a
matter of how far and that's foul. What gone?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Lawrence Butler hit a three run homer.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Chris says he's sorry, quote totally lost in the lights,
no excuses.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
This is completely and totally on me. I wish I
could have it back, but that's baseball. I apologize and
will be better tomorrow day.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Not that big. It's really funny. It's fine. It reminds
me of you know, the news anchor lady who said,
oh he's what, he's gay.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
He's blind blind.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
He climbed Mount Everest, but.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Blind blind. Over to England, the cops.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
They were looking for a guy in the subway who
had climbed onto the tracks. The power to the tracks
was turned off at the time, so the cops could
go look for him. They couldn't find them. They everywhere,
they couldn't find him, and so the search ends. The
power is restored, and guess what. The dude was still
on the tracks about a quarter mile down from where
the cops were.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
They just didn't go far enough.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
And when the when the power came back on, It's
like when the cat started chewing on the string of
the Griswold's Christmas lights in the Christmas vacation. Dude gets fried.
So the cops he sent the train down the tunnel
to look, and they found him right under the wheels
of the train because they accidentally ran him over with it,
so crispy and shredded.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
It's like English carneadis ye damn failed? Yeah, sales, there
was only a way to avoid such things.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
It's not possible. Here's one from Florida. This forty two
year old dude was chilling in a parking lot when
the cops spotted him doing what looked like a drug deal,
and when the cop walked up to him, the guy
hit the gas on his super sweet Dodge Charger, of course,
and then peeled out of the parking lot. The chase
was on only lasted a couple of blocks, though, before
homeboy crashed into a tractor trailer. He tried to take
(18:00):
off on foot, but he checked his leg up pretty
good in the crash. They didn't get very far. The
cops arrested him, and when they asked for his info,
he of course gave them a fake name and birthday
because at this point he had nothing left going for him.
Turns out our guy had eight outstanding warrants, was on probation,
had an open case for fleeing the cops before all
this happened, and he and his busted foot are chilling
(18:23):
and healing up in the fail jail, sailed with a dummy.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
This is my question. All the time he had eight warrants,
were they so busy that they just couldn't go get them?
And they're not sure where this guy? Yeah them, I'll
give you one more story and then we'll do the
d U i Q. This next one's from Ohio where
this uber driver got arrested. One of his customers had
(18:48):
called nine to one one reported the driver was bragging
about having drugs stashed in a fake aerosol can in
the car. So the cops they tracked the uber down.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Sure enough, there was a can with drugs in it,
meth actually also in the car, some pills, a meth pipe,
the digital scale, packaging, baggies, et cetera. You know, he's
very clearly dealing. The driver idea is Robert Rose. And
as you would see if you looked at his mugshot,
he was wearing a shirt that says retired drug dealer.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
It's always advertising.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
This guy is like the Jay z or Brett favor
of drug dealing, where retirement's just a phase, you know,
like just keep Michael Jordan's back. So he was charged
with things like drug trafficking, possession and now calls fail
jail his home sales and those, gentlemen, are your Friday
Fail stories.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Did you have that one house in your neighborhood growing
up that the front yard was all just rocks and gravel,
And there's a sign that says retired gardener. So many
of those houses he got a dumb neighborhood. No like
garden gnomes, rocks, anything that required no maintenance.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
It was a house like two sit over that was
famous where it was all rocks in the front and
it looked like somebody was buried in the front, and
they say, like, legit somebody was. Yeah, like there was
a tombstone and everything.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Weird rocks. But there was a There was a guy
where I lived in New Jersey and he was part
of the you know, they had those books Strange Pennsylvania,
Strange New Jersey. They have those books.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
There's all the odd Things Strange California, so it's all
the odd things that you'll find in that particular state. Well,
he made the odd New Jersey book because his entire
like lot in the driveway and the sidewalks were all
lined with bowling balls.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, it's popular. Yeah, I
kind of remember that being in the news.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
It was about fifteen minutes from where I lived, and
so it was on my way to my grandma's house,
so i'd going over there. I always passed the bowling
ball house. And then also in the same neighborhood the
same general area. There there was another person who had
like hundreds of hobby horse is all over the yard
along the side of the house. I mean it was so,
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I mean there was strange New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Did they stand the weather or were they they were
just out there all the time. Bowling ball guy I
think sold the house and so there's no longer bowling ball.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
This house no longer is greg I think, I know
we're just rocking the balls with the bowling balls. Then
the pee Wee Herman documentary, like his best friend. He
went over to her house and she had a bunch
of bowling balls, like planted in her yard too.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Why so weird? All right, we're gonna take a break
and then we'll come back. We'll play the duy Q.
If you want to play, you want to be the
contestant trying to win a prize. Phones are open. We
just cleared up the lines eight seven seven forty four Woodie,
and we're gonna get somebody lined up sea bass. Talking
to a drunk we asked them some questions. You just
have to guess if the drunk person will get the
answer right or not. And if you can do that,
(21:51):
two times out of three, you will be a winner
of a prize today from the Woody Show. Call now
to play eight seven seven forty four Woody's seven seven
forty four wood Coming.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Up next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like, Yeah,
the Woody.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Show, back in the bed.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
This it's the Woody Show, all right, it's a weird
technical difficulties that never happens. Yeah, it's weird haunted.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, modern technology, you know, guys can't be beat.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, all right, So we got the phones open at
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us
a text to open to two two nine eight seven
is time for today's dumbass Contest. And today's dumbas contest
is the.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Du Yeah, you're right, your chance to win a prize
here if you want to be our contest at eight
seven seven forty four Woodies that I'm gonna call While
SeaBASS explains the rules of the game to everybody.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
The game is I find a very inebriated person and
then ask them the simplest, just the gosh darn simplest
trivia questions in the world.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
So you play the game not by yourself answering.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
You say, oh, is this person so otherwise out of
it that they can't answer correctly? If you guess whether
they answer correctly, two times out of three, you are
the win Nerve all right, and uh, let's grab a
contest in here and say hi to Chase. Hey, good morning, Chase.
Chase is a chase there? Hold on, hold on, everybody,
(23:23):
hold on. I told you technical difficulties. Let's try, uh,
try going to the other thing here and Chase all
right here the chase. See, we figured everybody, you just
had to go to the other thing. Yeah, you know
what I should have done. I should have unplugged it,
wait thirty seconds and then plugged it back in. Chase,
(23:45):
Happy Friday to you. Thank you for listen. What do
you show? You have a chance to win here playing
the d u i Q. Now, before we get to
the questions that actually count toward winning a prize, we're
gonna get to know the drunk person that sea bass
talk to you here so you can get a better
idea just how with it or not with it they are?
And who is this person's sea bat?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
This is Miranda, and Miranda you know you can get
a dui from weed.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Do you know that?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, and that's why she's been don't ask anybody smokes weed, though,
they'll tell you to drive better with it. Yeah. I
still haven't seen the test for that yet, but I'm
sure they. So Miranda has been doing a whole lot
of that, and she's going to tell you all about it.
All right, here's Miranda.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Miranda. What have you had marijuana wise today?
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Oh? I'm actually such a lot more wax than I
have flower, and I can't even really have my eyes open.
I think all of the everything. It's just relaxed, Tina.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
So Miranda, what's the difference, like you said, between wax
and flowers? So, flower is like normal.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
Weed is the concentrates. It's just the tea part of it.
I mean it has some other parts. Well, who've had
twenty five dabs today?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Oh my god, dude, laugh is a moniacal? A real
good time?
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Sounds like, I mean, you're on another planet with that
kind of stuff. You're taking a blowtorch pretty much like
you're a crackhead.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
How many joints is a dad worth? I looked that up, Chase.
That is Miranda mega baked super high. Keep that in
mind as we get into the questions.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Here for the d uy Q.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Are you ready for question number one?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Let's do it all right, here we go, d u
i Q.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
A reference to food? What is a g M oh?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
In reference to food?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
What is the GMO? Put me down for? Yes for Sammy? Okay, well,
she's very nutritious minded.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I will say yes for Sammy. No for Miranda Menace. No,
I'm going triple no, triple.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
No Greg Gory.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
I think Sammy, who eats like a bear in the woods,
would know that. So I'm gonna say yes to Sammy
and then no Menace, No Miranda.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
All right, Sammy and Menace. Do you think that Miranda
will get it?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
No?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
No, no, Chase, you're guessing on Miranda, yes or no?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
We'll she get it. Oh that's a heck no no.
Question number one d u i Q.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Reference to food?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
What is a g M O? Menace? Would it be
considered a preservative preservative? A preservative preservative? I mean, okay,
that's a very loose maybe related, but no, it's not
the answer, not what you're looking for. It's a very loose.
Maybe it's very.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Sammy, Oh, I thought we.
Speaker 12 (26:38):
Were saying GMO stood for Okay, I was, I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Not that, not that I know stood for anything. Yeah,
I know it's still for something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 12 (26:51):
Mean I put metric optics.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I have no idea, no idea metric.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Let's see if I if I give you the first
one genetically.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Oh modified, yeah, genetically modified.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Oreos menace Yeah, like orgainings.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
That doesn't sound right.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Or origin maybe, yes, that's exactly right. Heard that phrase
fifteen GM.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
They don't GMO a lot.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah. Yeah, you just hear that. You're like, okay, I'm
sure that's something. The three letters that you heard all
the time before GMO really became a thing was M.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
S G like j M s G, which is not
bad for you by the way. Yeah, all right, Well
question number one to d y Q and Chase. Chase
said that Miranda would not get it. He said, heck no,
as a matter of fact. Question number one d y
Q reference to food.
Speaker 13 (27:49):
What is a g M?
Speaker 14 (27:50):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Mostly, well, I watch what I eat girl.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
We that is shocking.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
Apparently DABS has opened up a brain chamber. Well yeah,
but just to be fair, it says, what is a
GMO not what GMO stands for, was the question.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Well see, that's why your answer was even weirder, because like,
I guess you could make a preservative out of like
a part of a plant maybe somehow yeh. But but
if you said like you, but if you said like corn,
that doesn't you know, is you know, pest resistant? Yeah,
that would be a type of g I mean this
watermelon is a GMO, right, I think that's just artificial
(28:39):
selection because it was modified. I thought it fell under
the umbrella you have to genetically modify, you have to
go in and specifically X size or in cert certain genes.
Just breeding stuff like corn, which used to be just
a grass. It's artificial selection, which is similar to which
GMO is a type of artificial selection, but it's not
necessarily the same thing. Oh yeah, don't talk to me
like I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I know that about like frankin food.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
All will Chase.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
You didn't get a point in that one. But the
good news is you just have two more opportunities to
win this round of the d U I Q alright,
Question number two, what color is typically associated with the
emotion envy? All right, I'm gonna give him my hand
ice beer, sure.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Ice? Wait eight? Oh oh your whole weird thing.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Oh sorry, I know we were talking about that periwinkle.
Damn it, I thought, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
What we were talking.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Is there like an answer key somewhere like where I
can double check her answer because she can really just
throw it. Unfortunately, we just gave away one of the
nine There is no no no.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Was about to guess what.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
I do, Yes, twelve white yellow.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
But the couple people wait, wait, let me help you.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
I will give you the key. I will write it
out and you could.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Just keep no, no, not write it out. I'm saying, like,
can I double check? You could tell me whatever you want?
I like if Greg Greg throwing number six? Oh that's
burnt orange.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Brown general.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Wheel, Now she might have said the right answer and
all those answers exactly. Yeah, all right, So question number two,
do you what color is typically associated with the emotion envy?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Let's go around the room and guess.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Gina, your guests, I mean obviously five, but.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
I'm gonna say triple no.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I guess triple no, Greg Gory, I am after this
Miranda thing, I'm going to go triple yes. Are you insane?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Is insane.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
I think she got lucky on that one because she
is a healthy minded eater. But then again, so is Sammy.
And we got the answer we got. But I will
say Miranda, no, man, one of these two I've got
to get it. But I'll say Sammy again. I'll say Sammy, yes, menace,
(31:06):
maybe yes. I'm trying to look at you and get
a gut feeling.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I'm with you, though, shocked that Samy got the last
one wrong. Yeah, So yes to Miranda or no to Miranda,
Yes to Sammy, no to menace, menace and Sammy. Do
you think that Miranda gets it?
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (31:23):
Yes, you do?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Interesting, all right, Chase, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
It's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I think Miranda is an enigma. But I think I'm
gonna say no, no, all right.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Question number two, do u i Q? What color is
typically associated with the emotion envy?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Menace? Red, red, Sammy?
Speaker 9 (31:42):
Green?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Is the answer that we're looking You're green with envy?
You've heard that before?
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Is that ring a bell? Okay?
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Yeah? Okay, good right, moving on, all right.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
I didn't write down, but I heard it, all right.
Question number two, d U i Q? What color is
typically associated with the emotion.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Envy.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
I don't know, may be read, but I would say
from the orange.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Bro, that's a deep question. Oh my god, is still alive?
Speaker 9 (32:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:19):
All right, Chase, good news.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
You're on the board. You got to point, my friend,
it's good. It's good.
Speaker 7 (32:23):
Here, here's my color key, and you can tell me
if it's consistent. If it stays consistent, i'd have to.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Look it up.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
So she just made one for you.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
There's nothing to look up. It's just in my brain.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
That's what it is. I can tell me that's forty five.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
This is just in my head.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
So you'll see if if I ever changed my answer
or not?
Speaker 13 (32:44):
Right?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
You quote disorder.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Disorder? Yeah, yeah, no one, I see colors. This psychotic
little five with envy.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
You like a superhero?
Speaker 4 (32:59):
All right, question number read do uy Q. What team's
played in the most recent Super Bowl?
Speaker 11 (33:04):
All right?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
What team's played in the most recent Super Bowl?
Speaker 11 (33:08):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
I did to think about it for a quick second.
All right, which teams played the most recent Super Bowl? Miranda? No, no, no,
triple no, triple no.
Speaker 7 (33:19):
I'm going to say yes to Sammy, no to everyone else.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
All Right, Greg Gory, you said triple menace and Sammy,
what do you think?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
No, no, she won't get it.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Chase, make or break buddy, uh not in her wheelhouse.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
No, all right. Question number three, d uy Q.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
What team's played in the most recent Super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Sammy, Eagles and Chiefs menace, I have the same girls.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Okay, nice work ladies outside, all right, Yeah, I was
in Philly for the.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Well, yeah, who played Philly?
Speaker 4 (33:53):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yes, we'll never know. It's impossible. Question number three, do
y Q?
Speaker 4 (33:59):
What teams play eight in the most recent Super Bowl?
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Oh? Damn, wasn't it the Seahawks?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Okay, and I should know this when they were playing,
which is all that matters.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Right, Well, congratulations Chase, Chase you at a win here
on the d U Y two. Yeah, I'll congratulations to you,
and thank you so much for listening to Wooded show.
We appreciate that. Have yourself a great weekend. Okay, thank you?
What do you fuck it? We're gonna but John.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Hold get all your information on that d u i Q.
And man, she really kind of threw everybody.
Speaker 13 (34:40):
I mad.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Everybody's second guest after that first answer.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
Yeah, no, that was impressed.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
That's a gam al right, We're.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Gonna take a break more wood A show coming up next.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Backing a bit later on this afternoon. Man, it's gonna
be out at the Norms in West Covina. Yeah, that's
gonna be from four until seven pm doing a bunch
of giveaways. There first, seventy five people at Norms in
West Covina at four o'clock. Tay, we'll get free food.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Come eat and have a chance to win breakfast for
a year. Menice will explain once you get them. Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four. Wooding set us a text
over to two to nine eight seven The Woody Show.
So President Trump has signed in an executive order bringing
the Presidential Fitness Test back to gym classes in public schools.
(35:28):
Do you guys remember those still? It was the worst
week ever.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
So I didn't know we went away? It did? It
went away? I made a note of it here. It
went away in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
Let me guess it's too shaming.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Well that's the thing. Yeah, there's a good way to
get rid of like the standard is just to RaSE it. Yeah, right,
people are feeling right.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
It was discontinued in twenty thirteen so schools would focus
more on health over competition, because if you remember, like
it is the worst week of gym class all year,
because when you're normally playing dodgeball.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Or whatever, you know, like football and stuff like that. No,
it's like, oh, it's Presidential Fitness Week. And so now
you're doing pull ups and sit up to the shuttle run, sit.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
And reach the rope. I hated the rope climb all
that crap. And then you were graded based on stats
you know that were you know, on your age and
gender and how you kind of and if you if
you scored in the top eighty fifth percentile or above,
you got a Presidential Fitness Award, which was one of
these iron on patches.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Do you remember that.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
I don't remember the patch. Maybe I never scored, I
never got close to or not.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I was a physically fit kid, so I had a
couple of these that at all either and I was
pretty good at the tests. Remember that we're doing them now, right,
The clamps, the let's see how much fat you have in.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
The back of your arm?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the shuttle they did that, the
shutter run.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
They would have like some of the blackboard erasers and
they you know, you'd be in the gym, you started like, uh,
I don't know they call what they called in basketball,
Like you know, there's the basket and then there's the
out of bounds line. Yeah no, yeah, so whatever the
out of bounds line, and so they'd have you start
there and then you run out and you have to
pick up one of the erasers, bring it back, put
(37:22):
it down on the line, go back out even further
to the next one down.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Pick that one up. Ye back, dude, it sucked.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
And sit ups, rope climb and yeah, you you sit
in that like boxing and see how far you can
touch it.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
I remember that.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Let's go Presidential fitnesses back again.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Big board thing with the wooden pegs and you have
to like climb up with.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Your on his Instagram Yeah yeah eight seven seven forty
four wooding text us over to two two nine eight
seven next maybe next?
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Did you guys to summer camps when you were a kid.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
Did one week at some sort of horse camp? A
horse camp? Yeah? Even though I'm deathly allergic to horses,
you're allergic to how I look at a horse and
I'm basically passed out.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Really, that's weird.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Horses and rabbits?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
What about it?
Speaker 5 (38:21):
I don't know, like the I.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Guess it's like everything. I love horses. Yeah, they're great.
They're one of my favorite animals. I mean they're they're
so cool. I think intimidating. Oh no, they're sweet.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Just don't stand behind it.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Can't everyone still do their summer camp theme song.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Oh, we certainly did it. Whipper Will whipper will.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
They can't me me.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
Night is coming and they has done.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Whipper will has just be done. Whipper will, whipper will,
whipper will has just be gun.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Now is this an emergence camp?
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Isn't that the type of bird?
Speaker 5 (39:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (39:08):
But you went to a day camp and you were
singing about nighttime.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
That is coming.
Speaker 11 (39:11):
That's why.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Because it was the end of the day, it would
like a camp.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
It was applicable with this baseball camp, A small flo
baseball camp is cool.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Space camp was really cool.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
They do.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
They do adult space camp and they also do adult
Aviation Challenge, which is cool. You learn how to like
you know, the dog fight simulators for F sixteen type type.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
It's cool?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Or adult fight light simulator or adult baseball camp.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Remember the fantasy camps, The guys us to do like yeah,
rock and roll waste camp but with sex. Well.
Speaker 4 (39:49):
So adult summer camps are a thing now, very popular,
they say, Searches for them up three hundred and forty
seven percent. And you know, they got some some cool
things from your childhood, so you can do like the
campfire and dodgeball kind of stuff. But they also include
things like cocktail parties. Nice nice and you're talking like okay,
So they mentioned one in this article about the popularity
(40:11):
of adult summer camps. It's called Camp No counselors get
it because every was adults. Also one called Camp Social,
and they're all, you know, the theme ones are still
a thing, and we were just mentioning they do car
racing ones.
Speaker 7 (40:26):
I can absolutely see Sammy going to this.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 8 (40:30):
I would love this.
Speaker 15 (40:31):
That's why I always wanted to do like a sleepover camp,
and I never got to. And on Disney Channel when
I was growing up, they had a reality show with
kids at summer camp.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
It was called bug Juice and they had to camp Alta.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
And I wanted to go so bad for These usually
run between three hundred and one thousand dollars for the weekend,
but if you think about like you know, hotel and
getting there and everything else. Food, that's not too bad.
Speaker 6 (40:56):
No, the only one I ever wanted to go to
is Woodward Skate Camp Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
See.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
I just remember like the the old eighties movies where
the kids were at the camp, like out in the
woods and the cabins and sands.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
Yeah, Porky, Yeah, like Porky's kind of.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Thing like that looks fun and everybody's in canoes and stuff.
What is weird? The Woody Show. It's another new hour
insensitivity training, prey politically correct world on a Friday morning.
It's the first of August twenty twenty five. My name
(41:35):
is Whatdy. That's Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
We got Menace, Jenny Gratis here, Sea Bass is right there,
Morgan's here taking your calls. Sammy's here, and we're gonna
get into a question I have for you guys, what
in your opinion, what's a What's a band? We'll keep
it to rock bands just for the sake of what
I have here for you. What's a band that you
think doesn't deserve all the hate that it gets? Because
(42:01):
there was like a there's like a website Ultimate Classic
Rock and they did it. I want to see, like
agree or disagree with what they came up with, bands
that don't deserve all the hate they get, and they
had some explanation as to why they deserve some more appreciation.
Now I'll start with I'll start with the band that
has been in the news a lot lately just because
(42:22):
of the whole astronomer CEO and then Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Often criticized for being too mellow or emotional. Their sound
has evolved significantly while still producing arena sized music exactly,
and not to mention, they are still just as cool
and humble, friendly like yeah as they were the first
time I ever met and had any kind of interaction
with them when they were coming through to promote Yellow
(42:51):
when that first came out, damn Yeah. And then they've
done all the different collaborations with different I mean, this
is obviously like this with a each Dead, but Coldplay massive.
You're you're still hating.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
I will agree.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
No, I'm not gonna hate because I agree with you
know we've all met Chris Martin. He's a lovely man,
talented musicians, great show that the shows are so hard,
one of the few live shows I love. I agree,
but it is a there's a reason that a middle
aged man in his in his middle aged side piece
were swaying to their music.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Because it is they've been around for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
It is not a f I remember I. Okay, So
there's the famous line twenty five years there's the famous
line from the forty year old version about Coldplay, right
about you know how I know you're gay? Oh yeah,
I went with my girlfriend to go see Coldplay on
their first tour before and you know that big And
I wouldn't tell my guy friends that to a Coldplay
show there. Why because even though I went with a
(43:50):
heterosexual woman who I was dating, Mega Gang, it's still well,
it just third base, right.
Speaker 6 (43:57):
Yeah, But the songs don't age like sometimes with bands here,
like song you're like you liked twenty years ago and
you thought it was great, and then you hear it
now you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Actually that wasn't that good. With Coldplay, it's still sounds
the same.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
I would agree. That's a fair point, all right. Bands
that don't deserve to hate Another one that made the
list from Ultimate Classic Rock. Of course, you gotta include
Nickelback and Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Amount of sense. They got a lot of songs.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Yeah, and guess what, they were all huge, right, and
they still sell a lot of tickets.
Speaker 7 (44:31):
It's such an easy punchline.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
But yet you can't find anybody typically who will admit
to be a.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Nickel Nickel at all.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
Andrew Chrissy, Yeah, exactly, Oh my, Chrissy Goda ain't Nascar.
Speaker 7 (44:46):
Say Christy. That's the full spectrum of women breaking.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
A lot of different songs.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
I would argue that they're not so on a ton
of six do you mean you would argue that that.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Well, their summer tour includes Sturgis and a Rodeo festival
and oh no, that's for like right now.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
But they just did like a big tour because they
had that song. They tore it off of whatever that
last album was. They had a song called san Quentin,
which is actually I thought that was a really cool
song vaguely and that was like back to there wasn't
it wasn't stuff like this, It was more rock. Sand
Quentin was a good song. Like that song, all right,
So Nickelback made the list. Also, if you're talking about Nickelback,
(45:29):
you can't ignore the hate.
Speaker 9 (45:31):
For Creeds.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Criticized for Scott Staffs dramatic vocals and religious overtones. Creed
still sold millions of records. There are melodies and big
choruses struck a chord with listeners in the late nineties. Agree,
I mean, would you rather have undramatic vocals? Yeah, well,
there's there's undramatic and then there's over dramatic, melodramatic perform but.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
It's it's solid, it's strong.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I wouldn't make that argument with Pearl Jam.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Yeah, that's traumatic, I think.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yeah, I see so far. I dig Cold Play, I
dig Nickelback, I dig Creed. I got no problem with
that of these bands so far, I think. And also,
it's like when you get a hole on a piece
of clothing. I think, once it's there, it's never going away.
And it just people just keep fiddling with the idea
(46:32):
that Nickelback sucks or that whatever sucks, and then people
just kind of people just kind of roll with it.
It wasn't the whole thing with Nickelback.
Speaker 6 (46:39):
There was like some comedian on Comedy Central that made
a joke about them, and then that joke like became
part of their promo on Comedy Central, and then it
just got.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Played over and over and over again. Yeah, there's an
origin to that.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Let me let me find a band on this list
that I don't like, okay, and then we will switch
it up. You know, Okay, it's so far. I'd like
all those men. All right, here's one here, here's one.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Not a fan, not a fan.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
I used to be a fan, but I I find
them at this point. And maybe it's not even them,
because Bono, by all accounts is a super chill guy.
Speaker 11 (47:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I think it's more the way that people talk and
treat It's almost like the Dali Lama.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
It's like a religion.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
That's a religion.
Speaker 7 (47:26):
Yeah, and they absolutely lost everybody when their album was
pushed out to everybody's pone remember that, and it freaked
everybody out.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
I'll counter your Nickelbeck point by saying that you two
is not playing any rodeos this summer.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
No criticized for Bono's preachiness and their later albums their ambition,
activism and anthems defined generations.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
I agree. I think that's a lot of the hate
is they tied themselves so closely the social causes.
Speaker 6 (47:55):
And they get treated like Jesus. One other thing about
you two, I will say is if you go see
them live, you kind of realize they don't have as
many hits as you think they do.
Speaker 8 (48:06):
Really.
Speaker 6 (48:06):
Yeah, it's just like you sit through a lot of dirges. Really,
I mean you get some big songs.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Look up.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
I'm not sure what they decide to play. They do
have a lot of big songs.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
Yeah, I feel like you sit through two hour concert
to hear what areout your number one five songs that
you found?
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I'm looking for desires, number three.
Speaker 7 (48:25):
Day Sunday, Bloody Sunday.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, Pride in the Name of the Serious Ways, right,
A lot of rock hits, but they only had three
two years. Always said New Year's Day, Right, I will follow.
That's a good song.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Bullet the Blue Sky. That's a Angel of Harlem My point.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
They have a lot of number one they don't have
a lot of number one overall hits. They have Sweetest
Thing until the End of the World, and a lot
of stuff we heard because we were in the format.
Speaker 12 (48:54):
Yeah's mena, I only know three of the songs that
you've named.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Lemon well it makes perfect sense. Uh yeah, Well there's
a ton of stuff Sammy that if you get a radio,
you are under a rock born. I have no idea
how you miss some.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
Of the men is just saying this too.
Speaker 12 (49:09):
That's what I'm saying. I would go and know some songs, but.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Majority data not opinion, and told you yeah, they have
three top ten overall hits, a lot of rock hits
for sure.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Okay, Well, Backstreet Boys, who everybody knows was huge, has
never had a number one song. Yeah, I know why so,
I mean, like if it's going by number one, but
they have a lot of songs right that everybody knows.
Speaker 12 (49:29):
Well, that's because they were battling with in sync.
Speaker 7 (49:33):
The Okay, same, I think I know two insincs all right.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Next on the bands that they believe don't deserve the
hate according to Ultimate Classic Rock, and I know that
Sea Bass not a fan. We're back to my list
of bands who I'm a fan of andish oh.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
I don't get that as much as I hate. But
every time putting the Blowfishes come up, you usually like
have some kind of like comment.
Speaker 5 (49:59):
I think that might be me.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I don't nuclear hate this, man, you do suck.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
I really never understood how they got popular, and really
especially I worked at an alternative station that played this.
Speaker 8 (50:10):
What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (50:11):
It's small rock.
Speaker 13 (50:12):
It's so.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
When it first came out like mid nineties. It was
like more mid nineties when when that came out.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
Yeah, like because Alternative at that point was playing this
acing bass.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
And yeah, this is easy, this is not rock.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
I violently hate it.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Yeah, save I love. I think she likes it because
Darius Rucker went country. No, I grew up with the face.
Speaker 8 (50:40):
Did we have a CD in my house?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
All sweet love songs?
Speaker 5 (50:44):
They deserve the hate, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
What do you think about Jack Johnson?
Speaker 16 (50:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
I put him in the same.
Speaker 8 (50:50):
Realm banana pancakes.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 5 (50:53):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
I know.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
The only thing I know Jack Johnson for is that
that song that was like because it was on the
and the reason I hated it because it was on
the Curious George soundtrack. They pushed them like now we're
pushing like children movie you can soundtrack songs. Next on
the list bands that don't deserve the hate. I got
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a friend that hates bon Jovi with every fiber.
Speaker 9 (51:18):
Of his being.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
He's out in New Jersey then and the rock God.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Saying bon Jovi or referencing bon Jovi around this person
is like saying the C word in front of your grandmother.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Wow, you know it's it's the same kind of like
react like violent reactions.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Cheesy for.
Speaker 4 (51:38):
Just like Toby. I.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
I don't know, I don't know what it is, but
it rocks too hard, just rocks too He does a
great job of bridging the gap because chicks like him
because of his crotch and his hair.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
But he still has his penis crotch that's dismissed by
purists as tupop oriented. Their songwriting and anthemic hooks make
them icons. Their ability to evolve over decades proves their
staying power. And Hella hits right. My mom would kill
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for his hair.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah, I told you all right.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
Uh, what do you guys think about kiss Love.
Speaker 9 (52:22):
Grew up with.
Speaker 4 (52:24):
I think it's the stick that turns me off.
Speaker 7 (52:26):
Well, the theatric right, the makeup, and the pyrotechnic also.
Speaker 17 (52:30):
Jeans Simmons h Jeans Simmons. We were the first band
to face the audience history, No, the band faced the
audience before Kiss Face the audience.
Speaker 5 (52:41):
As a kid, these guys were my beatles. I'd worshiped them.
I thought they were cool. It's scary and edgy. Once
you hit the age of eleven, you realize they're super layer.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, that's what every every guy who was a teenager
in the seventies worship's Kiss.
Speaker 7 (52:57):
And have you ever seen Kiss meets the Fantom of
the Amusement Park?
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (53:00):
And did you have their action figures?
Speaker 7 (53:03):
I went to several Kiss loved them all.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
Right, what's a what's a rock? What's a rock band
that doesn't deserve the hate? Now you may be very
sick of this song, but it is a banger.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah, it's Journey made the list.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 7 (53:20):
I never want to hear this song again.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Oh yeah. By the way, Furkiss has said behind the
makeup of the pyroh were genuinely catchy songs and their
marketing geniuses true.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
Al when it comes to Journey, sometimes seen as cheesy
soft rock, which overlooks their musicianship and Steve Perry's legendary vocals,
don't stop believing alone cements their place in rock history.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
I'd agree with that.
Speaker 7 (53:42):
Yeah, I'm sure. My favorite Journey song is Faithfully.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
Oh that's a genus. God damn, I love the song.
It's a finger banger. I would imagine Menace hating Journey
because they're very trickle like queen kind of No.
Speaker 18 (54:02):
No, because remember I I enjoyed the sixth greatest hit album,
so he likes Yeah, I love like epic sounding, big
sounding music.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
I could cry to this without.
Speaker 14 (54:29):
Losing.
Speaker 4 (54:30):
I hate your tracking. All right, Since since we're talking journey,
let's throw another. Uh you know I I kind of
put them in the in the same in the same
category here Ario Speedwagon, Yeah totally, yeah, I mean great songs.
Speaker 7 (54:50):
They were riding at air supply.
Speaker 4 (54:52):
They too often labeled as soft rock, yet they had
legitimate rock chops and they knew how to write stadium hits.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
Sure, all right, yeah, I can't cut this feeling and
what's the.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Jeep?
Speaker 4 (55:11):
That's why I don't buy the defense. They were really good.
They had rock chops, so they were good musicians. Well,
they still wrote soft rock, which is fine. But I
mean it's like when people.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Say, oh, you know, Fish is a great you know,
they're really great musical mom rock, but this which is fine. Now,
but I mean, I think are there any more because
we we we were my wife and I were just
talking about this is the ballad dead?
Speaker 4 (55:33):
Like, what's the what's the like? Do they have any
good like what you.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Would consider finger bangers or love songs or whatever I
want to call them, like slow dance songs from when
we were at the you know, prom or whatever. Considered
absolutely I think I think radio killed the ballad because
we don't allow on radio edits. You don't hear big,
long instrumentals solos.
Speaker 5 (55:58):
They drop them down, chop them.
Speaker 6 (56:00):
Sammy and I were talking in the office the other
day about these songs are back to being two minutes.
Speaker 12 (56:05):
Yeah, songs are getting shorter, all right.
Speaker 4 (56:06):
So according to Ultimate Classic Rock it's a website, they
had a whole big read up about rock bands that
don't deserve the hate and so far, for the most part,
with exception of maybe You two and Kiss, I agree.
Next up is a band that, man, everybody hated on
them for so long and now all of a sudden,
you you cannot you can't argue against the fact they
were having a renaissance.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
And that would be Limp Bus.
Speaker 4 (56:36):
We were so close to having a Limp Biscuit play
one of our parties, damn and then, oh dude, that
would have been awesome. And I would say, like like
about a month and a half before it was supposed
to have, two months before it was supposed to happen,
something was going on with the Fred Durst that he
got involved in.
Speaker 2 (56:53):
Next thing, you know, they.
Speaker 4 (56:55):
Did that appearance that now that the parents said Lollapalooza
and came out with the beard, remember the big White Beard,
and everybody's like, oh wait, what are you talking about, dude.
Olymp Biscuit's awesome and now and then from that point
they're like, you know what, we're not doing any small
plays right now, We're gonna do all these like kind
of bigger things.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
You like that.
Speaker 2 (57:16):
You as like, I challenge you to go to Alymp
Biscuit show and not have fun.
Speaker 4 (57:21):
I was at one a few summers ago, and it
was it was fun.
Speaker 5 (57:24):
It was fun.
Speaker 2 (57:24):
But a friend of my point of this out recently
is now now Fred Durst because he's on the you know,
he's got Corey Feldman to open for him. He's now
he's now playing like, oh, I don't take this seriously,
this is all silly. But in the late when he's
early two thousands, oh, he was so hard, cooling and
you'll face but didn't everybody kind of have that face
in there, like, especially if you were like a kid
of the nineties and stuff angry that that was.
Speaker 4 (57:47):
That was the time, it was all about angst and
you know, oh yeah, that's the family values, tour breaking stuff. Yeah,
breaking stuff. You know what three dollars bill, y'all?
Speaker 2 (57:56):
All right.
Speaker 4 (57:56):
Then the other band that made their list, Fallout Boy, Yeah, well.
Speaker 5 (58:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
I think the thing with the fallow Us is critics
love to dunk on them for being overly dramatic. There
you go, Greg, another one of those, or for ruining
pop punk by going mainstream. But they brought emotional storytelling,
catchy hooks, and genre bending ambition to a new generation,
proving that punk can evolve without losing its punch.
Speaker 4 (58:28):
Yeah it's it's bubbled on punk.
Speaker 16 (58:30):
It is.
Speaker 4 (58:31):
I mean there's a little maroon. Yeah, it's it's not.
Speaker 5 (58:34):
I mean, you know, it's not hard.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
I love the song.
Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, great songs, great guys. Another band full of nice dudes.
Speaker 8 (58:43):
Yeah, I love them them.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
I have definitely heard hate on them. But it seems
like well this whole list.
Speaker 6 (58:50):
Anything that has like a big sound to it, people
hate on it, or at least at least the critics do.
Speaker 8 (58:55):
Because you sold out.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Okay, I'll give you. I'll give you an example. A
big sound.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
I wouldn't say big sound, but a lot of a
lot of hate for Dave Matthews.
Speaker 13 (59:06):
Pay with that.
Speaker 4 (59:10):
Now, this is this, this is off brand. But I
don't hate Dave Matthews. I hate Dave Matthews shows and
the fans and their fans.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
I went.
Speaker 4 (59:20):
I went to one Dave Matthews band show because I'm like, oh,
there's a bunch of this is one like, what would
you say this song? You know about running around ninety
seven or so? This this song was super super huge.
Ye yeah, it's marching good. Like this was super huge,
and I went to the show. Now, also keep in
mind this is in Portland, Oregon, so it was ultra crunchy,
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hippie dippy. Yeah, but you go anywhere it's the crunchy
hippie dippy, barefoot mud feet.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Twirling arms, the air flower dress. Yeah yeah, all that
stuff that I hate. Yeah, but it was definitely on
the list of the worst fans. But but I do, like,
you know, I'll give you one more Dave Matthews. Let
me read you the write up on that one.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
This says often the target targeted mockery not for their music,
but because of the college bro culture that surrounded their
fan base in the late nineties and early two thousands
in all middle age now. But the band itself blends rock, jazz, funk,
and folk with serious musicianship and has built a decades
long career of inclusivity.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
And originally I don't like that.
Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Right up, my brend is dating a guy that's like
way into Dave Matthews band and goes to like twenty
shows and yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
I'll give you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
I'll give you one more, and then we're really late
for the break, but I'll give you one more. That
made the list Rock bands that don't deserve the hate.
Agree or disagree The Eagles Welcome to I just think
this song.
Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
Got overplayed but were great.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah. I like the Eagles, love them.
Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
See Eagles to me our taker leave really don't. I
don't dislike them, but I don't. I don't get excited
when an Eagles song comes on. I don't get excited.
Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
But you won't spend energy hating them.
Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
I would spend money to go to them, but Rio
Speedwagon would be the same for me as Eagles are to.
You leave them same.
Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Well, because it's been playing at the grocery store for
our entire lot just around.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Hey, guys, take it easy, right everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Has calmed down and take it easy. Easy for critics.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Say they're overly polished and too mellow, Yet they crafted
some of the best harmonies and songwriting and American rock.
All right again, there's a whole bunch of other bands
on that list, if you want to read it. It's
online ultimate.
Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Classic rock rock bands that don't deserve the hate.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Take it.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
And we're gonna take a quick break. More Wood he
shows next, hang on the.
Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Show.
Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Well, we were all singing along having fun with rock
bands that don't deserve the hate. A lot of great feedback,
a lot of people going back and forth on the text. Yeah,
always a very popular thing when we get into those lists.
Also very nice text message here two to one four
texting over good morning. My name is Lenn I'm fifty
plus years old. I gave up listening to the Eagle,
so he's in Dallas listening to us in Dallas on
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ninety seven to one the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
I gave up on the Eagle after Russ Martin passed away.
He was a legendary morning guy there for a long time.
That guy was nuts.
Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Anyway, y'all came along and I have overly enjoyed your
show and it's kept me listening to the Eagle.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
I love the ish that you guys bring to the table.
Thank you very nice, appreciate it. Send your texts over
to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
In the interest of time, I had Sammy draw a
song out of the Woody Show Froddy Oki hat the
top at it and Greg, I think you're gonna be
very happy to know the song that was drawn out
The Killers, mister.
Speaker 13 (01:02:51):
Noise.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Not that Greg needs any reminder on on lyrics for
mister Bright's side, but I will. I will pass them outs,
all right the mouth everybody? Will you show Friday Oki?
Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Greg, do you want to take the lead on this
because it is one of your favorite stars?
Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
All right, so here we go. What do you show
Friday Okie Killers, mister Brightside? And I expect everyone's full participation.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Now on this one.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
You got to get out of my cage.
Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
And I've been doing just fine. Gotta gotta be down.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Because I want it all.
Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
You just shot it out with her chance it and
fists only a chi.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Now I'm falling a seat and she's calling a cap
while he's having a smoke and she's taking the drag.
Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Now they're going to pant and my stomach to sing
and it's all in my head. But she's touching his
chest staff. He takes off my.
Speaker 11 (01:03:46):
Chest staff, just charing Love's chair.
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Me take it, let me show him, freddy.
Speaker 11 (01:04:08):
Kie, let's see cher.
Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
They says it too, let's see swiving.
Speaker 13 (01:04:15):
Sick joking, But it's just a price, Hey Testudy.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Opa, Why Grands, I'm mister price. Everybody's doing so far
just I think everybody's best job of participation so far.
You ready break? I'm Brady Woddy, all right, next verse
coming up. I'm coming out of my cage and I've
been doing just fine.
Speaker 16 (01:04:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing
just fine. Gotta got up and down because I want
it all. It's started out with the kiss. How did
it end up like this? It was only a kiss
when it was only her chest down fall the sleeve,
and she's called a cab when she's having a smoke
and she's taking a track.
Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Now you're going to bed, and my stomach is sick,
and it's all in my head.
Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
But she's touching his chair stuff. He takes off her
dressed la taking her dress off.
Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
You know, come on, I just Chad, look.
Speaker 16 (01:05:29):
Is killing me?
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Save me, Charle Strow, We're gonna bring it home on
he Show Froddy Joki.
Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
Chair to see turning saints into the seat slipping.
Speaker 13 (01:05:45):
For says joking, b but it's just a cross say Casturdy's.
Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Over by.
Speaker 8 (01:06:03):
Mister.
Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Oh damn.
Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Yeah, that was a bunch of eye never's, which they
say never say never.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
But there's somebody tell Freddy Flowers gay hold it they're gray, Dad,
don't wait on it, keep it going. Were damn what
(01:06:46):
you show? Friday? Okay, I think again. I think that
was our best effort all around.
Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
That was good. That was good, a lot of enthusiasm.
More Friday. What is show's next?
Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Hang e something gross? He'll be hungry in an hour
The Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
We'll be right back and then later on Menace is
going to be at Norms in West Covina.
Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
That's from four to seven pm this afternoon. I'll have
a bunch of giveaways.
Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
You can be one of the first seventy five people
and guarantee yourself some free food.
Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
You have to do it.
Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
The first seventy five people there will have some free food.
And you have a chance just by showing up to
win breakfast.
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
For a year.
Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
But also you don't have to be the first people
show up. I'm gonna be given away stuff the entire time, right,
I'm saying about it.
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
For the free food. For the free food, it's the
first seventy five people show up.
Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Yeah, yeah, so they'll get you all taken care of there,
and then all weekend long you're winning the Magic Mountain
Hurricane Harbor passes. That giveaway got extended through the weekend,
and then next week we're giving away last minute trips
to well last minute it's the last set of trips
that you can win to the iHeart Ready Music Festival.
Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
So Greg was nice enough to give up his trip.
Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
So one of those will be.
Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Just a quick update after our conversation yesterday, we've officially
just made the decision, and I didn't I didn't talk
to any of the uh the manager. I got super
busy yesterday and by the time I even thought to
have a discussion with anybody, it was way past business hours.
So we made an executive decision that next week Wednesday,
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Thursday Friday, while Medice and I are out of town,
that the show will go.
Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
Guys shows going on.
Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
You guys have spoken. You said that that's what you
wanted as as listeners, and that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Now what you have to do is actually listen. All right,
So we we expect because they're gonna be looking at everything.
They're gonna be looking at everything, and so if I mean,
if there's even like some kind of like slight dip
in anything, they're gonna be all over us for it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
And we prefer not that I told you.
Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, So please just do us a favorite next Wednesday
Thursday Friday. Not that you wouldn't anyway, just because I
know how it's gonna go, and I know they're gonna go.
Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
See.
Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Uh, just make sure that you tune in and then
next Wednesday Thursday Friday, make a special effort to give
it like an extra five or ten minutes from what
you normally might do.
Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
That'd be great, Please, that'd be great.
Speaker 7 (01:09:29):
I think everyone will tune in the first day and
they're like, okay.
Speaker 8 (01:09:32):
I heard it.
Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
No, keep just just just for Wednesday Thursday Friday. If
everybody can make a commitment to just tuning in for
let's say, fifteen minutes that'd be awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Let's do it each day.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Yeah, a fifteen minute asco total forty five minutes over
three days.
Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
Yeah, come on.
Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
And I don't know what your the average commuter the
Woody Show listener is, but I mean fifteen minutes not
that big. Now, it doesn't have to even be consecutive.
It could be like, you know, half and half or something.
Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Yeah, do that right, you had.
Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Seven minutes, like, however you want to divide it up?
But yeah, so next Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Thank you guys, Greg,
Gina's Sea Baths and Sam everybody else for holding it down.
But that's the way it should go because everybody's a professional.
Speaker 7 (01:10:14):
We've we've all been on the mic before.
Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Yeah, I was really surprised that we didn't get a
call like immediately, come on, that's also true. Yeah, we
can't even get the people who were talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
It eight seven seven forty four? What do Friday check
in on the text? Two to nine eight seven?
Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
You get away parking.
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Back in a deal? What are you showing? I think
that's sometimes when the alarm goes off, like on a Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
Yeah, today's the day new drump Now.
Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
You're like, you're like, wow, I wonder how long you
can do this, you know, just that part of it.
Then you hit your feet hit the floor, and then
you're on your way and you get here, and then
we're making jokes about buttholes and stuff, and it's it's fine, Yeah,
this is fine.
Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Right were you're talking about buttholes things, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
It turns around, yeah, like you do when you really
stop and think about what we do for a living,
and you're like, okay, yeah, okay that there are pros
and cons to everything. Mm hmm yeah pretty much all
pro pretty much.
Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
The one thing that is the alarm. Yeah, permeated my
life being such an HG TV fan is everybody who's
looking at house that says we can have her coffee
out here in the morning. About that.
Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Yeah, the day will come, Greg, unless you die like
super early.
Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
Yeah, you'll get to we will. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Any weekend plans anything exciting, Gina grad.
Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
Yeah, well, we're going to look at a grip of
houses this weekend, Tons, and then there's a girls night
and and a bunch of girls are coming. And I
thought we were supposed to watch Happy Gilmore too, But Greg.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
It turns out it's gonna be wine and hot tubbing.
Speaker 7 (01:11:42):
And well lesbian and Greg might want to stop by
it because somebody has been talking about bringing some funguses.
Oh really Yeah, So I'll like you guys, know you
do some research for I will find out yep, yep,
I mean I've done that research, but I'll do it again.
Speaker 13 (01:11:58):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (01:11:58):
So more of a girl's trip this weekend, thank you, Sammy.
Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
Yeah, just a listener event and then Norms at Norms
in West Covina today four pm. Be there, and then
Coachella Valley hanging in the pool, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Greg Carpenteria all weeknd Sammy babysitting my nephew.
Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Oh really he has babysitting. Yes, damn.
Speaker 8 (01:12:21):
Louis.
Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
What do you charged per hour?
Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:12:23):
Oh I don't charge.
Speaker 7 (01:12:25):
Yeah, they don't leave you pizza money. You can have
two things from the pantry.
Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Got Tomorrow is my my daughter's thirteenth birthday. Yeah crazy
ye now officially two teenagers.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
He's gonna hate you, all right, feel a little bit
of flying. Yeah, weekends play lessons, So I hope you
have a great weekend plans The Woody Show, and another
new hour of Insensitivity training. For a politically correct world.
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
On this Friday morning, August first, twenty twenty five, Greg
menis Genie gray Sea masses here, we got Sammy Morgan's here.
She's taking to calls at eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Woodie. That's an eight seven seven forty four what he
sent us to your text two to nine eighty seven.
Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Have you heard the term faral child summer?
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Oh yeah, I lived it.
Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Yeah, Sam's at the free chill child moment.
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
That's where I'm That's where I'm going with this is
that's exactly right.
Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
That was called childhood exactly Google says it's trending because
Kylie Kelsey talked about it on her podcast, and I
got a lot of questions starting with why does anybody
care about what Kylie Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Thinks about anything?
Speaker 14 (01:13:39):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
A lot of her puts her legs up for a
football player. Lots of chicks do. What makes her so special?
Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
That's a question.
Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
It's like Brittany Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Her post done gets quoted a lot in news.
Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
She's done nothing, but she puts off this swagger like
she thinks she's such a big deal. I don't I
don't understand, Like, where does that come from.
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I'll tell you this, I do.
Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
I do like her, uh yeah yeah, but it just
shows like if you're famous, dude, you can you can
just get chicks because if you uh like no, if
you know the story about how she hooked up with
Jason Kelce, he like he hit her up on like
a tinder or something like that, right, and then she
kind of figured out, oh wait a minute, this is
(01:14:22):
like al player.
Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Right, he fell asleep during their date.
Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Any normal guy that did that, like fell asleep like
at a bar, because you're like hammered right like that,
that girl is gonna like ditch them right away.
Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
So Feral Child Summer, now, this is the clip that
has or has whatever it had.
Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
It's called Feral Child Summer.
Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
I love the idea.
Speaker 19 (01:14:51):
I currently will unleash my children into the backyard. If
one of them ends up digging out a rock, half
at it, if another one ends up climbing up the
place that having a whole pretend play situation or scenario
made up.
Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Great.
Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
I love watching them play.
Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
It's just playing.
Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
She's not doing it right, it's playing outside.
Speaker 7 (01:15:15):
Feral Child's more like we locked the door on you
and then we tell you to come back at dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
This is known previously. It's free range parent, not NW,
just forgotten, right exactly, not new, just forgotten. And speaking
of which, what's old and new again? It's like that.
Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Remember Jack ant and Off was talking to our friend CJ.
Morgan at one on one ex in Austin. Yeah, uh,
basically saying that everything is the same as it was.
Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Here's a little clip of that.
Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Here's a thought.
Speaker 10 (01:15:41):
Everything is just to break something else down, to remake
it and its exact image. Like podcasting is just radio, yes, right,
now you can get you know, like oh and Netflix
and all this stuff for like this price. And we're like,
oh cable, yeah, ten dollars more than I was paying
for cable. Historic twist, you know, Chris Rock goes live
(01:16:02):
on Netflix. You're like TV right yeah, or like do
you notice that, like ride sharing is getting super shy
and now it's.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Just caps yeah. And they started they're like, we're gonna
host podcasts on our radio and podcasts and I was like,
you mean talk radio. Yeah, that's literally what you're doing.
Speaker 10 (01:16:18):
I know if you tell me that talk radio and
like basic crime documentaries would be the biggest form of
media in twenty twenty four for young young people, I
would think that was very strange. But fifteen years ago
and you're like, I'm watching a murder documentary'd.
Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Be like her. But yeah, so what's old is new again?
So letting your kids play outside is wow? What minds
are blown?
Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Just come up with a new term for it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
The thing is that every once in a while there's
a story where a ten year old's at the park
and the mom's out there and get rested.
Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Then yeah, it happens. And so that's how people are
pushing back against.
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Eight seven seven forty four. What hey.
Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
Also, this hour we're gonna be talking to Hammer and
Hank and half Beryl Wood. He showed Crossfire is coming
up this out. It's disgusting the Wood show. Here's what
I don't understand, and maybe you guys can help me out.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
I've heard of it, and I understand how you get it,
but I don't really understand kind of like what happened.
So there was a story about how Justin Timberlake said
that he's been diagnosed with lime disease, right, and he
you know, has his aid to share that because you know,
he wasn't he wasn't sure whether he was going to
continue the tour and whatever, he said, he was happy
(01:17:37):
that he did so.
Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
And I know there's no quote cure for lime disease.
Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Like what happens though, Like if you have lime disease, like.
Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
What I believe, attack your nervous system.
Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
Yeah, from what I know, it doesn't. It give you
almost arthritic like symptoms.
Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
Does that that's your joint your whole body hurt. One
of my friends committed suicide after getting lime disease because
it was.
Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
That Yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. Yeah, I
forgot that that's what he had.
Speaker 9 (01:18:07):
Then.
Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Also I know other people that's just kind of like
lived with it. It's weird because I've known people that
you know, gotten diagnosed with line disease, and I go,
oh man, it sucks not really knowing like what.
Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
Yeah, it's anything from fatigue and nausea to like major
like part problems in pain.
Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
But also talking with somebody that has lime disease sometimes
they get kind of loopy too, like almost like if
somebody that's you know, like they're on prescription drugs and
then they started acting kind of wacky and loopy.
Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Like the end when she's coming off propofol.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Pretty much.
Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
Yeah, so you just have a conversation with them and
then and then it just like it seems like they're
in outer space.
Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
It's it's so bizarre.
Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
And do you only get it from a tick?
Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
That's what they say.
Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
But isn't it kind of weird to you? Because I
was talking about this in the office, Vaughan, what's up
with all these celebrity people that have it?
Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
There's is there?
Speaker 15 (01:19:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Is there some kind of Justin Timberlake high tailed back
to like Tennessee or something, he's got.
Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
Like, uh, whatever they have, but he's got Did they
say that Justin Bieber had it? And like, I don't know,
there's multiple celebrities that somehow have lime disease. Yeah, And
I go, are they all getting it? And well maybe
maybe it's one of those things.
Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
How celebrities are only the people, the only people we
know who end up in the hospital with exhaustion.
Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
They are very tired.
Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Yeah, like not the guy with not the guy.
Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
With three jobs trying to keep a roof over his
family's head. He never is in the hospital with exhaustion.
Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
Just celebrity people that are kind of affluent have seemed
to contract it from that.
Speaker 7 (01:19:46):
It is easily blamed on lime disease.
Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
He is not wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
If you look up celebrities that have lime disease, it
is a shocking large list. Twain, Justin bieber Stiller, like Baldwin.
Speaker 7 (01:19:57):
Amy Schumer, Kelly Osborne.
Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I think she has disease.
Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
Maybe they get it at the Illuminati meetings, you know,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:20:10):
But what do he like?
Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
You said blaming something on exhaustion? This is like, oh,
just tell me a flying disease.
Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Uh oh, I'm getting word.
Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Hammer and Hank and Half Baked are ready to go. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Morgan says she's got him lined up.
Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Wood He show Crossfire with two of the biggest geniuses
that we know, Hammer and Hank and Half Baking their
perspective on different current events. We will talk to the
boys coming up next year on the Wood Show.
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
It's what's up with what's going in SoCal schools? Were
Jeff g Hey, Happy Friday? Jeff, good morning? What do
you show? Happy Friday?
Speaker 20 (01:20:51):
Busy day yesterday for both of our baseball teams at
the trade deadline. Let's start with the Dodgers out pitcher
Dustin May and outfielder James Outman in for the Dodgers
pitchers Paul Gervais and Brock Stewart plus outfielder Alex Call.
Angels also made a couple of trades, picking up two
veterans setup men and an infielder.
Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
We're gonna see how all this shakes out.
Speaker 20 (01:21:11):
Angels chasing the wildcard Dodgers of course, trying to hold
onto that lead in the NL West, Padres made a
lot of moves. It's going to be a very interesting
stretch run here for the Dodgers this weekend. Dodgers are
in Tampa Bay and the White Sox are at the
Big A All weekend NFL Hall of Fame Game.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Last night, Chargers won thirty four to seven. Week it
really means nothing.
Speaker 20 (01:21:34):
Trey Lance did play well for the Chargers, which means
he can lock up that backup role or increase his
trade value. WNBA Sparks and Storm tonight and in the NBA,
lebron caused a panic on social media again. He posted
a picture of himself working out with the Giant Clippers
logo behind him. Social Media, of course freaked out, but
it turns out he was just working out at the
(01:21:56):
Old Clippers facility, not the current one, Lebronly trolling as
he does on social media.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
And finally, today, what do you show?
Speaker 20 (01:22:04):
President Donald Trump had a tough time pronouncing NFL quarterback
to a tongue of Iloa's name yesterday at a press conference.
Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
Listen to this and to h tag oh val Yah
the quarterback who is really he's been fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
We got to do that one more time because it's Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
Go ahead, mister.
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Trump, and to uh tag oh val Yah, hilarious. Man,
I'm Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports Jeff. Yeah,
it happens to the best of us.
Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
Because I told my one of my uh fears would
be to be like a gate agent.
Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
At the airport.
Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Oh god, forget it, and be the persons to call
paging passenger.
Speaker 7 (01:22:48):
To Shanga.
Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Cool Year, because I like, I'll look at the name Andrea. No,
it's Andrea, and I'll say next time, Hey Andre, No
it's Andrea. Yeah, palm bitch a right check in with us.
Friday check in is on the text over to two
two nine eight seven super Cool Cool Wood Show.
Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Well, we have time to bring in a couple of
special guests here.
Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
This morning.
Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
The first one would be half Banked, and then the
other one would be Hammer and Hanky, our two friends.
It's it's time for a round of Woody Show Crossfire.
Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Let's say hi to Hammer and Hank. Hey, good morning, Hank,
good winning Lee show. Good morning, Hank. How are you?
How's things going?
Speaker 16 (01:23:56):
It truly did?
Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Yeah, that means good. It's nice to hear.
Speaker 4 (01:23:59):
All right, Yeah, okay, there's there's Hammer and Hank. Let's
say hi to half Baked. Good morning, half Baked.
Speaker 16 (01:24:06):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (01:24:08):
Brothers?
Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Yeah? Oh yeah, and half Baked say hi to Hammer
and Hank, who is already on the line.
Speaker 16 (01:24:15):
What up, ringling brother?
Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
What's up? Bud? All right, well, it's uh time for
what he showed Crossfire. You guys know how this works.
Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
We want to get your expert opinions on these different
things that we're going to bring up, big news stories
that people have been talking about, and just get you
get your take on it. You guys want to go
back and forth and have a great well thought out debait.
That's great.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
We'll kind of sit back and just listen in and
maybe you learn so friendly debate.
Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
That is right, Half Baked and the first thing I
did want to ask you about before we get into
the first official news stories, that there have been a
lot of big celebrity deaths. I know we talked to
you half Baked about Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne died, had
his uh has his funeral just happened?
Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Then?
Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
Malcolm Jamal Warner kind of started the trifecta of celebrity death.
But all right, so question for you both and half Baked.
We'll start with you, f Mary kill Ozzie, hul Cogan,
Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
I would marry.
Speaker 16 (01:25:11):
Hogan, kill Ausie and Malcolm.
Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Okay, alright, alright, that's good rankings. It's so yeah right,
no wrong answers, And again everybody's already dead. I can't
hear you, Hammer and Hank. F Mary kill Ozzy Osbourne,
Hulk Hogan, Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Speaker 9 (01:25:30):
I wouldn't marry any Wandom. I would rather marry the carpenter.
Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Oh okay, I love that, all right, he wants to
marry now, Hank.
Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
This is not like a real life request. This is
just a hypothetical.
Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Uh yeah, if you don't have to f Mary or
kill any of the three that we presented, now, realizing
that you want to marry Sabrina Carpenter to say, cove
of the of the game here, f.
Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Mary, kill Ozzy, Paul Cogan or Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Which what are you going with?
Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
I would kill off?
Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
You would kill off?
Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
All right, so he gets to kill. Now who are
you going to f? And who are you going to marry?
The two that are left Malcolm Jamal Warner and Ozzy
Osbourne born okay, and then Mary theo Huxtable Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
All right, all right, all right, yeah Carpenter record show, Yeah, noted, Yeah,
I started, all right, So that was just kind of
the to start things off, to get out, to get
everybody's brain's going, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Now, this next one here we have the first news
story that we're going to ask you about. What a
show crossfire with Half Baked and Hammer and Hank and uh,
what is the first one here, Gina.
Speaker 7 (01:26:53):
Yeah, So you guys probably heard by now that there
was a giant eight point eight earthquake that struck off
eastern Russia. It's set so Nabi warn across the Pacific,
big deal. Hawaii even had five foot waves. People needed
to evacuate, grabbing whatever they could and getting the higher ground,
which made me curious. What would be the three things
each of you would grab from your house if you
had to evacuate at a moment's notice.
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
All right, we'll storry you happy too much?
Speaker 16 (01:27:18):
Stuff of thousands of dollars worth of sports memorabilia.
Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Yeah, and I want you to know something.
Speaker 14 (01:27:27):
Woody Chelan miss just released a ninety two Penguin mu jersey.
Speaker 13 (01:27:35):
I'll need it for you.
Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Oh nice, you don't have to get that for me.
I don't want you to. I don't want you to
spend your money.
Speaker 8 (01:27:45):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Yeah, okay, all right, it happened. It's very sweet of
you to say thank you very much. It's very thoughtful.
That's very nice. But happy three patches on it?
Speaker 16 (01:27:55):
Yeah, ninety two Stanley Cup, Yeah, twenty fifth season of Penguins.
Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (01:28:05):
And Badger Johnson, the coach that died in ninety one.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
All right, wow, so.
Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Half big though. Let's say again this is for the
sake of the argument. Here you have all this great stuff.
If you can only grab did you give up an?
You can only grab three of all the stuff that
you have, hapig you can only grab three things. If
you had to evacuate, what three things do you have
that you're bringing with you?
Speaker 16 (01:28:29):
Mark Koby stuff, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Three Kobe things, which items all.
Speaker 16 (01:28:34):
My Kobe jerseys and my Koby autograph worth five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
Assume there's multiple jerseys, so we'll count. We'll count all
that as like what you would take out. I don't
know how much more he can carry from that? All right,
Hammer and Hank, same question. There's an evacuation that is
necessary of all the things that you have and on
what are the three things that you are going to
take with you?
Speaker 9 (01:29:01):
My radio, my dog Marley, and all my oakmabilia?
Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
Okay, well you can't memorabili. You gotta pick because you
can't carry everything. So you're gonna have a radio. And
what was the second thing?
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Dog? Your dog?
Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Your dog? Okay? And then the third thing of all
the Oakland A's memorabilia that you have, what's the one
piece of memorabilia that you would take with you?
Speaker 9 (01:29:22):
Probably nineteen seventy two World Series program.
Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
That's pretty good. That is pretty good. Good, That is
pretty good. Now, let me ask both of you fellas
f Mary kill, earthquakes, tornadoes or tsunamis yeah, f Mary kill.
Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
You're all.
Speaker 9 (01:29:43):
Dead.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Okay, but half big, Let's just say, for the sake
of argument, that you had to f one, you had
to marry one, and you had to kill one. Earthquakes, tornado, tsunami.
What are you going with.
Speaker 16 (01:29:53):
I'll marry the quake because that's the least of the three, Okay,
and then kill the tsunami.
Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
Okay, if the tornado.
Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Natural, If Mary kill, Hammer and Hank what what what
would your what would your decision here?
Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Big?
Speaker 9 (01:30:14):
Kill the tornado?
Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Maybe the earthquake, K and f alright, tsunami? Okay, we
avcentually got there. Okay, we got we got that all right.
Next up, we have another news story, Greg Gory, what
are we asking the guys about?
Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
Yeah, I want to know from the guys, do you
think that they're going to release the Epstein files?
Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
And if so, who who do you think is going on?
All right, hapics just jumping around.
Speaker 16 (01:30:43):
I think they're gonna release it to the thing doubles.
Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
All right, Yeah, okay, so didn't even have a chance.
Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
That's obviously the big Anything that comes up in the news,
they go, okay, but what about the Epstein file? It's
obviously there's something that's on a lot of people's minds.
They want to know, they want transparency, But you don't
think that's going to happen, half bigged. You don't think
they're ever going to release it because and I think
that was gonna be Greg's.
Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Follow up, right, Yeah, who do you think is most
definitely honest?
Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Do you release it? Who do you think is most
definitely on But you say Donald Trump? Okay, that one's
too easy. Is there another person other than Donald Trump?
Do you think it's on that list? It's besides Donald Trump?
Who else do you think would be on there? Because yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
Right, Hammer and Hank, do you think that they're going
to release the the Epstein files? And besides Trump, that's
a good wrinkled menace. Besides Trump, who do you think,
if they did, would most definitely be on it?
Speaker 9 (01:31:45):
I hope not.
Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
You hope they don't release now?
Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Why now? Why why would they? Why would you not want.
Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
Them to release it?
Speaker 9 (01:31:54):
President Brat?
Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Okay, all right, good take okay, okay, I hadn't thought
of that. Yeah, all right, So Lucid, all right, now,
let's say it does get released besides Trump, like who
do you think would be on the list?
Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Hammer?
Speaker 11 (01:32:11):
And Hank?
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
You just doing this on strictly political lines, but you
know that's that's that's his thought. Yeah, Hank, you just
went to a baseball game, didn't you, Yes, which giant?
The Giants?
Speaker 14 (01:32:30):
Oh, they just released a very bombble.
Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Did you get it?
Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Hammerh Haank? Did you get the Barry Bonds bubble?
Speaker 11 (01:32:41):
Hen?
Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
No, didn't get it? All right, Hammer, Hank?
Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Let me ask you this, how do you feel about
the the idea of robo amps? I know you're a
baseball fan, but how do you feel about the idea
of replacing behind the plate ump with a ROBOUMP that
would call balls and strikes?
Speaker 9 (01:32:58):
That was big time?
Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
You think it would suck big time?
Speaker 16 (01:33:01):
Why?
Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
Because I don't you think it'd be more accurate?
Speaker 9 (01:33:04):
Are more accurate?
Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
You think the homeplate umpire is more accurate than the
than the computer, Like an actual camera working. They can
see where the ball crosses the plate.
Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
That's what I'm doing, buddy, all right, Buddy, all right, yeah,
half baked.
Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
I clearly you have something to say about this because
it was a question for Hank, But then you just
butt it in.
Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
That's fine.
Speaker 16 (01:33:23):
I think I think it sucks because part of the
fun of the game is the flawedness of the game.
Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Okay, perfection, and you can be mad at you about
the game now, half baked.
Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
Speaking of things that that you have, you like to
buy a bunch of different stuff. I hear on good
authority that you bought some new action figures. What action
figures did you buy?
Speaker 16 (01:33:47):
Well, even though he's on the Evil Sex Offender list,
I bought an eighty eight Lawrence Taylor.
Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
All right, Medico, Medicota. Lawrence Taylor played for?
Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Uh did he play for? Lawrence Taylor? Lawrence Taylor? The
come on Baltimore, Baltimore, Baltimore, Well, the baltim Okay, so
who do you play for? See the Cowboys? The Cowboys,
the New York Giants, he.
Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Might have said, orioles.
Speaker 14 (01:34:25):
Tell about and their their nickname was the Big Blue
Wrecking Crew.
Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Lawrence Taylor was a defensive player, and uh he waked havoc.
Speaker 16 (01:34:37):
I mean he's a bad person, but he's the best
expensive player.
Speaker 9 (01:34:42):
To ever live.
Speaker 14 (01:34:44):
Yeah, and he's the only despender of any position ever
to get League MVP in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 16 (01:34:55):
All right, all right, now, speaking an award, exclusive for offense,
and he won it.
Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
Speaking of of bad people, let's talk about Diddy just
real quick, because another thing that you keep seeing getting
spread around as a at least as a rumor at
this point is that President Trump is considering pardoning Diddy.
Speaker 16 (01:35:17):
Well, that doesn't shock me. It takes trash to about trash.
Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
So you but you believe there is a truth to
that rum or? Do you think he would really do that?
Hope you hope not. But do you do you think
it's real or do you think this is just something
the Internet made up?
Speaker 16 (01:35:35):
I think it's just made up.
Speaker 9 (01:35:37):
Why would he.
Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
Well, because the thought is, the thought is is because
he believes that that the Feds are going after Diddy
kind of the way that they went after him, like unjustifiably.
Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
It's a witch hunt.
Speaker 16 (01:35:54):
No, it's true.
Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
It's true.
Speaker 16 (01:35:55):
He's guilty, all right, guilty as all all.
Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
Right, hammered Hank, do you believe that's true? Do you
think that President Trump is really considering pardoning Diddy?
Speaker 9 (01:36:08):
One said, not true, not true, all right.
Speaker 6 (01:36:14):
I don't necessarily believe it either. By the way, Hank,
how many times did have you seen did he perform live?
Speaker 9 (01:36:19):
Never saw him perform live.
Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
I think you're lying. Never saw him. What do you know, Menace?
Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
Yeah, well I know that we we worked at a
bunch of concerts at the station that did he performed at,
and you went to all those concerts.
Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
So I think you're lying, you're hiding. Yeah, did you get.
Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Well, yeah, today you'd rather do that.
Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
But back in the yeah, that's not the question, Hank.
You were all about the Benjamin's back in the.
Speaker 16 (01:36:48):
Day, Hank, you know about your moral.
Speaker 5 (01:36:55):
How could you have done that.
Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Part of the car admitted that? All right, same thing.
Speaker 12 (01:37:02):
I think he saw puff Daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
Maybe that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
Yeah, maybe he was because he hadn't switched up the
name technically, So technical is a technicality, Buddy Love all right, yeah,
well all right, well fellows, thank you so much for
for joining us. Before I let you go, Hank left.
Speaker 16 (01:37:17):
Thing you didn't report Vince McMahon's car accident.
Speaker 7 (01:37:22):
Oh Bentley, huh yeah, what are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
Happiced?
Speaker 9 (01:37:27):
He's a weird old man.
Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
He's years old, and he's a.
Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
Scumbag, and so you're glad his cars?
Speaker 16 (01:37:37):
Right, all right, dude, if I had three billion dollars,
I wouldn't behave like that.
Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
I would go away with five billion dollars. Yeah, never
hear again, eighty years old, I get it. Get a driver.
Speaker 9 (01:37:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
What did they say that he did with his co.
Speaker 16 (01:38:00):
With that chick, Well, they said that he is either.
Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
What he assaulted her right, sexually assaulting? Oh, sexually assaulted.
Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
A lot of this is a lot of this is
internet speak because when you type out those words a lot,
you'll get all the time, Hammer and Hank. Anything that
you'd like to mention before I will let you guys go.
Speaker 9 (01:38:24):
I have a podcast called The Hammer n Ink Show,
which is sabo every week wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
Right and then Half Baked anything else you'd like to mention.
Speaker 16 (01:38:34):
Yeah, even though he's bad, Lawrence Taylor revolution as the game,
very very reflective.
Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
All right, well, Half Baked and Hammer Hank. Thank you
guys so much. Appreciate you guys coming on with us.
Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
We always love to hear your your takes and your
opinions here on this round of The Woody Show Crossfire.
Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Yeah yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
Guys, we'll talk to you later. We got some more
whatodes Show coming for you next.
Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Backing a bit. I don't care why you listening to?
You love her listening to as long as you're listening,
this is.
Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
The Lady Show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:39:13):
Bye.
Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
It is Friday morning, Friday. Check ins on the text
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is going on. Then we got the birthdays and the
Porner birthday out of the world of entertainment.
Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
Lindsey Lullian has finally shared the real reason she left
Hollywood to move to Dubai, and she says it's pretty
much she wanted to live a normal life where she
could just walk around on the street.
Speaker 12 (01:39:49):
They don't have paparazzi there, it's illegal.
Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
Yeah, that's what she was sharing. She was saying that
people can't just take your photo when you're out in public.
You have to ask for permission.
Speaker 12 (01:39:59):
So nice.
Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
It lets her live a pretty much normal life.
Speaker 7 (01:40:03):
Some other perks normal life Dubai.
Speaker 6 (01:40:06):
Yeah, I mean, she didn't rape, she didn't marry like
some crazy rich guy, just like a rich guy, regular
rich guy. I didn't realize that she's actually been living
there for ten years now. Yeah, oh wow, Yeah, I
only thought it was.
Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
A few years.
Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
So how jealous are you?
Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
I'm maggat jealous.
Speaker 6 (01:40:22):
Apparently they're making it easier and easier for people to
move to Dubai if they want to.
Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
You can or cannot drink there? I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
You can in certain areas.
Speaker 7 (01:40:31):
Yeah, it's kind of still a pretty religious place, right.
Speaker 6 (01:40:34):
I would assume so, yes, but you people say, oh,
you can't even drink at all, Like, I see videos
all the time people like and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
Yeah, and designated areas.
Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
But I don't know if you could be hella gay there.
Speaker 6 (01:40:45):
Eh, yeah, that might still be a thing. I don't know,
but I see gay guys go there all the time
in my feed. I don't know about yours.
Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
I don't know about your actual gay feing Dubai stuff. Yeah,
let me ask you this.
Speaker 6 (01:40:59):
Ladies you probably care about this, but guys, you wouldn't
care about this at all.
Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Now.
Speaker 6 (01:41:03):
Travis Kelce recently shared a bunch of photos of him
and Taylor Swift together on his Instagram. Yes, and he
did share in an interview that he went to her
first and checked with every single image to make sure
it was cool before he put it up online.
Speaker 7 (01:41:19):
Yeah, that's in the agreement, right, Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 6 (01:41:21):
But ladies, what I was trying to say is you
think that's cool that he did that versus us guys like, Okay,
he really.
Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Had to do that permission, Yeah, because that just forget
the whole Taylor Swift thing that is. Yeah, women, when
you take women's photos, they are going through that like
with you know, the first off, you're taking fifty of
them and they're going through all of them to find
them exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
What you see that out in the wild, like you'll see, uh,
some chick posing for something, the boy the boyfriend's sitting there.
We like to do that kind of people watching on
our vacation spot in Mexico. The guy is basically a
roaming photographer, like just following following his girlfriend or his
wife around. Didn't angle, and she'll try to look like
(01:42:02):
all like sexy, kind of like half laying in the
surf of of the of the of the shoreline there
and then after she does a couple of clicks. She
gets up, runs over to him, just looking at the thing,
making pointing, gesturing, and then going back laying back down
on the sand.
Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
It's like, oh my god, that is ridiculous. This is
how you're shutting your vacation. She's upset because the photos
aren't good enough.
Speaker 7 (01:42:24):
Well maybe it's the image that he's taking. Okay, good enough,
but let me ask you, she's ugly, Gina.
Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Do you think it's cool or not cool that he
went and check?
Speaker 4 (01:42:32):
Yes, it's cool.
Speaker 15 (01:42:33):
I want I want to see every picture that's being
posted of me, whether it's a guy, whether it's a friend, anyone.
Speaker 12 (01:42:38):
Let me see it first and I can go.
Speaker 7 (01:42:40):
No, that's not the one. You can post whatever you want,
just don't tag me. Yeah, well that's true.
Speaker 12 (01:42:44):
Yeah, I'll just untie myself.
Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
All right, okay, uh Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
Does it matter honestly in the grand scheme of life?
Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
No?
Speaker 12 (01:42:52):
But does it matter to post the picture either?
Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Not really, I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:42:55):
But if you're out with some friends and you grab it,
like everybod's having a good time, you just grab a photo,
like does everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
Need be like, you know, everybody hastor approved.
Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
No, but I think that everybody would.
Speaker 12 (01:43:03):
You'd be like, hey, I'm going to post this picture.
Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
Is that cool?
Speaker 12 (01:43:05):
And somebody's gonna go oh no, And then they go okay, that's.
Speaker 6 (01:43:07):
How I am.
Speaker 12 (01:43:08):
Something you posed for, yeah, and then it didn't come
out good.
Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
Isn't that your fault?
Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
Your life? How did anybody survive back when you had
to like take film in to get developed and wait
the worse ye a week.
Speaker 15 (01:43:25):
The photos went into a shoe box. They didn't go
out on the internet for everyone to see.
Speaker 6 (01:43:29):
That's a good point, all right, Well just look better, okay,
all right. Hulk Hogan's fortune will not be going to brook.
I'm sure you heard about this. His daughter Brooke, and
now she's sharing why because she said that at the
end of his life, most of his fortune came from
that sex tape that he has now the leak sex tape.
(01:43:52):
While she's not cool with it because she said it
cause a lot of drama, still spends right yeah with
him within the family, and so she doesn't want that
money and her dignity is more important than sure the
money from the sex tape.
Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
Greg, how important is your dignity when it comes to
millions of dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:44:09):
Will I'll take drug money yeah, blood money, yeah money yeah,
blood diamonds, poppy mill money.
Speaker 6 (01:44:16):
So his fortune was like thirty one million, and I
mean she is married to a millionaire. Is the net
worth a hockey characters around four million? She doesn't care,
so I don't know. I mean thirty is better than four. Yeah,
last time I checked, I would take all of it. Yeah,
it's fine, and especially because like if he was the
one who was quote done dirty. Yeah all right, no
(01:44:37):
pun intended, but then what do you And it was
a settlement, and.
Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
You know, care also made some weird excuse about oh
there's gonna be so much drama about fighting over it.
So I just didn't want to be in it.
Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Yeah, that doesn't doesn't ring, which you know, which all
so fine. Yeah, also, don't take it. It's directly to Greg.
Greg will accept it.
Speaker 2 (01:44:59):
This sumar.
Speaker 11 (01:45:00):
We won't sit because he was likeday and you know what,
we don't do what well?
Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
Happy birthday to Jason Momoa, Aquaman and Game of Thrones,
who was forty six today. Just shaved his beard.
Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
Oscar winning director Sam Mendez is sixty. He did movies
like American Beauty and Skyfall. Let's see Adam Durretz, lead
singer of the Counting Crows. He's sixty one. Also a
bit of a master swordsman. He supposedly dated half of Hollywood.
Yeah when he did. And Jennifer Aniston and Coney Cox right.
Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Yeah both really I thought it was both, Like, Okay,
he's sixty one.
Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
Chuck d from Public Enemy is sixty five. And finally,
he's a character actor you've definitely seen, but you might
not know his name, Damon Beachier.
Speaker 13 (01:45:46):
Have you uh.
Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
E E M, I A N and last name B
I C H I R Like I looked out You go, oh, yeah,
I have seen that dude.
Speaker 7 (01:45:56):
S Damien Besher.
Speaker 5 (01:45:58):
Yeah, I don't recognize it.
Speaker 7 (01:46:01):
Really, yeah, I do.
Speaker 5 (01:46:02):
We see him.
Speaker 4 (01:46:03):
He's sixty two years old. Day he's got that fade.
I'm like, I know, I've seen Brian Cranston a little bit.
He's sixty two. Your porno birthday today is Page Owens
and today's birthday, girl, She's been out here blowing more
than just birthday candles. Six hundred and ninety six fine
adult films, including Paige Owens gets Caught blowing a cop
(01:46:24):
also a league of their moans. She was in PERV
City Department of Double Penetration Volume four nice also getting
wrecked by my giant dildo. Volume One's that about? She
was in hungover camera guy shoots my lesbian hookup. Oh
and who can forget her? Unforgetable and desperate measures call
for some spontaneous anal winning dall.
Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
Hey man, it just happens.
Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
That's Paige Owens, who's twenty eight years old today, and
at your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Friday morning look at what's happening in the world
of entertainments.
Speaker 9 (01:47:00):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
That's gonna do it for this hour. That is it
for today's show. That's it for the week, right, dude,
our part of Friday is done. We did our part,
got you to this little morning part and now on
to the next part and you get to the time
that you get to quit and go home for the weekend.
Full show podcast find if I going to the woodieshow
dot com get caught up on everything that you missed
(01:47:22):
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You can go back and hear it. You can still
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with the exception of Spotify, which at some point we
hope to rectify first of all, rectify get But anyway, Yeah,
(01:47:44):
check out the full show podcast, Get Caught Up sometime
this weekend Monday, we are back, brand new show. Anything
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Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.
Speaker 5 (01:48:10):
Please, yeah, give the gift of absence to people who
don't appreciate your presence. That's what we've been saying, right,
trying to live like that cut bait. Yeah, the people
who make no effort to reach out just to check in.
The only time they ever hit you up is if
they need something. Yeah, yeah, lose those people. Yeah, give
(01:48:31):
them that start today, all right, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Very much, Greg Gory Thank you so much for giving
the Woodies Show some of your valuable time this week.
You know we'd love to appreciate you for that. Rest
of you guys can suck it. You know we'll catch
you back here on Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
Enjoy your weekend, SMD double m bye, great Friday, you mother,