FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 7th 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listen to this question, is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well, good morning, everybody, Welcome to Thursday. Today is August seventh,
and Woody and Menas are still out. I know that
Woody took Oh it's Greg, it's Grina sea Board. Yeah, everybody,
it's everybody. Yeah, we're all here. I know that wood
he took his written test for the FAA thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh yeah, I know how he did.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
But I guess I can't. I guess you do know, Yeah,
I know what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
He's just gonna save it.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's a big thing. Yeah, it's a huge real I
know his score. Maybe he got a sixty nine. We
don't know. I'll let you know. I did find a list.
We love lists here on The Woody Show, and uh, well,
at least I do, and this one, I think I
might do every single thing on this list. Most of
us do a lot of gross, dirty, disgusting things without

(01:31):
washing our hands afterwards, or stuff that we've did during
the pandemic. We know it's gross, yeah, but we still
do it. Okay, And somebody quote asked the internet, as
they say, what is extremely unhygienic and gross, but everybody
seems to do it anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, I really want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I think I might be guilty of just about everything
on this list. Everybody does and that's what the majority. Yeah,
let me say.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, it's got to be I'm gonna go so just
a nose picking. Probably.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I don't know if that made the list, but I'm
sure everybody does.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
But Greg, I don't strike you as someone who does
everything on a gross list, So this will be interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
This is I mean, some of the stuff is unavoidable. So,
for example, on this list of gross unhygienic things that
we do despite knowing they are gross and unhygienic, touching
sticky condiment bottles at a restaurant, you really don't have
a choice. Yeah, that's kind of a throwaway. Yeah, I
do this literally every day at work. Licking your finger

(02:30):
is when you turn pages. I never do that or
count money.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
You look so old timey.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Do you dont have like a visor and a garter
on your ease?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I don't do it with money because I'm not counting
out cash.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Do you really notice you do that?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I do it every morning.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I need to get one of those little trays that
people put the list of the sponge. The sponge, sue.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I think that's grosser than licking your fingers.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
The only time I ever do that is when you
absolutely have to at the grocery store to get the
bag open.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh, I have a pro tip for that, please. So
when you're in the produce aisle, let's say you're grabbing
cilantro or whatever, all you have to do is take
your finger and wipe it on a piece of produce
because it's already wet from the mistresses.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
It's been rained. It got rained on you guys atle
mist on that finger. You also do the thing for
that or any other bag that's plastic. Could you just
get it between your and just do that exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I do this as well, putting a tortilla or a
piece of bread on top of the bag that it
came in. So while you're making your sound, take the
bread out lay it on top of the bag, so
the bag is more likely to be insanely heinous.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'm dirty done it. I don't do it. I'm conscious
of like any other place I can put it else, the.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Plate that you're gonna put the on anyway.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Sometimes that I don't. I haven't gotten it yet.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I broke up with a guy because he opened craft
singles like that he was going to use to cook
grilled cheese or something and like toss them like ring
toss style onto the counter, like onto the dirty.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, and I couldn't make a life with this person.
What was the point of even doing I don't know.
I don't just wait till you're ready to use that,
thank you. You don't need to air out.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I think everybody's guilty of just drinking directly out of
a can without.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Without giving it a wipe down, without doing your drink it.
I do it about fifty to fifty. Yeah, sometimes I'll
wipe it. I wouldn't call that extremely gross.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Most times I won't.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
I try to clean it more often now.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, before all, we know people peede on it, oh
for sure, like bugs crap, they say, rats crap.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You never know. Scrolling on your phone while sitting on
the toilet.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
One hundred percent of everyone does that. Also, who cares?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
And who cares? This is a list of things that
people are asked, what do you do that's extremely unhygienic,
but you do it anyway. Not washing your bedding enough
or at all. I wash it from time to time,
definitely not enough.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
There are times where you just know it's been too long.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
My thought on that head is like, if I'm touching
this for whatever it is, eight hours, I had clothes
on for eight hours time, seven or eight or fifteen
or whatever the million times it is, right, I would
get rid of those wash it.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
See I wash. I try to wash once a week
and it still just feels like not enough. Really, yes,
Oh I wish I could wash them every day.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Needs to move into a hotel you do, or get
mental health.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Mental health.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
I mean, I don't do it, but your addiction. But
who wouldn't want fresh sheets every day? You would want it.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I guess I'm just don't find it that gross when
it comes to like jeans, they said what the washing
was every four wears? Yeah, probably like seven. I don't
find it that gross.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's the thing. It's like, you don't know when it's
time to wash it, but you know when you should
have washed it, like you, it just starts to feel wrong, right,
it's all stretched out.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, with my sheets, it's kind of when the wrinkles
become more like creases, you can't quite just pull it.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
And again, Greg, this really surprises.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Me about you.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
And I'm kind of gross wearing your outside shoes inside
your house. I do that every day.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I don't. We always take our baby.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
And that's the thing I think you're well, what you're
you're displaying right now, Greg, is that you're you're neat
but a little dirty, and we're super messy but a
little clean clean. Yeah, if that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
If you're at a hotel using the ice machine, I
do that.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
You know, what's the point this.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
This is a giant open thing that anybody can access.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
This isn't this old scoop method anymore. That's yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
You've touched the button.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
No one's one of those machines and forever.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
The one thing I won't do is and this is
from a flight attendant friend who said, don't wash your
hands on an airplane. That really for use hand sanitizer.
That dirty apparently gross, that's what they say.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Well, And for as far as like motels or hotel ice,
I like to use it to you dump it into
sync and then put your drinks in there as the cooler.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Super tacky. Exactly this one, I can't relate to it all.
Using a gym mat is are those notoriously gross?

Speaker 4 (06:56):
So like, let's say they have a mat at the
gym that people used to do like or stuff abs
or whatever. They usually will have either wipes or spray bottles,
so you should be putting you should be using those.
But like, for instance, the ones in my apartment gym, now,
they're not that hard plastic sipe of mat. It's kind
of that soft, spongy one. So you yeah, wiping it,
even if you sprayed it, it's just gonna get absorbed.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
But like if you're at the gym, okay, I guess
this is just for sea bath if you're set. I
don't know if you do do the bike or anything
you sit on, but do you get the little spray
bottle after.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
You use it if there's visible sweat? For sure? Like
for instance, I like even like even a treadmill, like
where I'm just touching either a screen or knobs, I'll
hit that with a one.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
So oh damn.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
But I'm sorry, polite, thank you. But I saw one
guy he was on the spin cycle and he had
his shirt off, so of course I called security, but
beyond that because of that, and people say, ooh, you
cure if he doesn't have a shirt on the bike
and the floor below the bike absolutely flooded and he
just walked away, or it just looks gross. And also

(08:03):
it's all over the handles in the seat. Like Gina's
talking about that, it's gross.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh gross, this one. I don't too because I don't
have a cat. Letting your cat walk on the dining
room table or the kitchen counter. That is gross to me.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
It's so funny. It's it just depends on perspective because
we grew up with cats and under no circumstances when
my mom allowed that. Now that she's like older and
has like two new babies, they just mean they just
do whatever they want.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
I really don't care about that. Yeah, I mean, like
my mom couldn't see it when we had cats when
we were kid, but I taught them to jump up
on the counter, so that was my fut.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Just a couple more examples of what people do that's
extremely unhygienic, but they do it anyway. Stick and grubby,
unwashed hands in a big bag of snacks that's being
shared with multiple people. That is why, like a bag
of chips.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
You'll notice in the studio, what do I do every
time we have a bag, I bring a serving dish.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, a bowl.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I do it and think about how I shouldn't be
doing this, and I hope nobody else is feeling gross
reaching into a bag because I didn't learn until late
in life that uses to like take a bag of
peanuts and shake them out into your hand. I've never
seen anyone do it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I just we missed that day as yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
And then the last thing on the list, they have
buffets notoriously basically gross.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
But it just depends on how gross the people.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
We've normalized it, right, yeah, sneeze guards.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
It's the ones like for like you guys are just
on a cruise or the most Vegas, butff problem are
individually plated stuff, So yeah, you have no sup stuff
out of a right, right, which is true obviously because touching.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
However, however, for pastries and stuff, the tongs are right
there and you would well maybe you wouldn't be shocked
how many times those are completely bypassed. Oh yeah, and
people just grab what they want.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, but you're not grabbing anything else other than the
past about.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
The one you want but you aren't. But you people
are so effing you know, I don't want that bagel
and they'll through them and break it in half.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
I did notice the individual plating stuff at the buffets
and the cruise, but mainly for dessert right, you know,
it's just desserts. And now they hand it.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
To your case. They have it in a case, they
have it.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Behind glass and they'll hand you Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Because kids are gross, because the cookies were just out
and kids just go up, grabbing multiple with their hands
and doing whatever.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah up, Yeah, they're disgusting.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
I'm hungry now.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
But I think we're kind of all guilty of a
good handful of those.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
We're normal. I think we're probably average. I mean, we're
not like wiping our butts with our hands, and we're
still alive.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
None of us have died from putting a tortilla on
a bag.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I think we've made ourselves stronger.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, good positive spin. I've given
you guys a chance. The Woody Show. It is a
new hour of The Woody Show, Woody and Menace, back
on Monday. In the meantime, the rest of us we
out here. I actually have not gotten one text from Woody,

(10:56):
which is so unusual.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Same which very strange.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Either means this is all going amazing or like he's
been kidnapped.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
I know that he went out last night because had
a friend text me that he was with him. Oh,
last night, so they were out.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I know that, But he's clearly not worried about us
outside eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Woody, if you want to get ahold of us two
two nine eighty seven is how you text us on
this Thursday morning. We're going to do something here with
Gina that we have not done in years. Woody show
got talent, yes, which kind of went back to the
pandemic days when people were just bored off their ass
had nothing to do with face showcase themselves.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
I'm still a Facebook member of some karaoke groups.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Unfortunate, but I did want to mention that Morgan has
quite the talent.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
Oh oh me, you which one.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Well, driving very fast while I think putting on makeup?
What the hell were you doing this morning? I normally
Morgan and I don't cross paths in the morning, but
this morning I happened to drive by and I see
this woman and I thought, huh, she's got her interior
light on. She's doing about a pitch blackout, and I
think she's putting on makeup or fiddling with her eyes.

Speaker 9 (12:05):
Eighties pretty slow for me.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 9 (12:07):
I go about a hundred damn girl on the way
to work. I know that's bad, but I'm a good driver,
So what can I say?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (12:13):
Yeah, I was fixing my I had an eyelash in
my eye. I was trying to get it out while
I was driving.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I respect it. I only recently stopped doing my makeup
while I was driving, and to the point where I
just left the makeup in the car. There's no reason
to bring it inside. But I think those days are
behind me. So Morgan Beac Oh, yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
Mean I don't put on makeup anyways. So I was
just getting something out of my eye.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I couldn't see that well doing a mior.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Surgery because I thought, oh, that's irresponsible. Yeah, yeah, hey,
that's Morgan Greg good.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
She's got talent. She's gonna make it.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Morgan's got talent.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
There was no swerving, there was no no erratic driving.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I'm a good driver, and I say this with all
the love in the world, Morgan passing you is not
that surprising.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
No, yeah, I think when I first started what he
called me out for driving crazy on the way in.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, but Greg is not a risk taker when it
comes to driving, and he's real. He's not generous with
that pedal.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Yeah, he's responsible.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Sure, let's call it that.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I always heard that term if you're if it's over
by nine, you're fine, meaning a cop won't give you
a ticket if it's just nine. So I always set
this cruise control to nine miles an hour over.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I've never used cruise control really music. I like to
just be involved daily. Let's hear some talent, Gina, Okay,
So I got to hand it to the crop of
talent that's swimming around out there. Maybe we can give
them a little shine. Because this first guy, he goes
by Juice Wells and he's also known as too Icy
Juice cuz.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
You gotta have five or six different names. Yeah, yeah,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
He's a song called I Hope the Worst that I
don't hate, and it appears to be about a bad breakup.

Speaker 11 (14:00):
I hope soon as you get them done, bitch you right.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Everything in there.

Speaker 11 (14:03):
I hope you wake up and realize you gotta tell.
I hope when Jesus come you're the only person there.
He's sit in the hell. I'll your kimmis go to
school and just feel I hope you open a mailbox
every day and that bitch ain't got no mail.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I hope the blood is uncof of what scale.

Speaker 11 (14:17):
I hope your house burned down and you can't find
no hotel. I wrote this problem on you when you
slip man. I hope you never have six but it's
still burning on your ass feed.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I hope they still a car and they sell it cheap.

Speaker 11 (14:29):
I hope you get a coming, a black stain on
the bottom of your cane a house, or a bleach
on all your clothes. I hope you get COVID and
can't never smell through your nose.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
You evers, why have you baby? She knows you wrong.
I hope you allergic to your shirt.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
That's why I think it's I think it's a break up.
But everything that he hopes is fairly reasonable.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I hope you go to your mailbox and have no mail.
That's about half days from and I can see their
jump mail.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Very real It's almost like an nice wish, but.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
A permanent stain on the bottom of your foot.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:03):
Do you remember when everyone was doing this with Chloe
Kardashi and her boyfriend and cheated on her and online
everyone kept going to Twitter and all this stuff and
just doing like the most minor inconveniences of life, Like,
I hope this happens to you regularly throughout your life,
every minor inconvenience you could have.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
I do not remember that question now, but.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I'd like to send this guy through the next round.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
He's not golden buzzer material.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
No, no, no, no, yeah, I remember, yeah, childlike I mean,
it's it's a cute Greg's Greg is your theme song.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
It's almost too petty though, is that possible? It's child
but it makes it humorous.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I hope they're still your car and they sell it cheap.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
And you get COVID and can't smell. All right, Yeah
I would. I'm saying yes, Yeah, that's how they do
it on a g T.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I'm saying yes too. I'd like to. I'd like to
send him through. Yeah, great, all.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Right, remind me of what's his name again?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
His name is Juice Wells, A ka two icy juice.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Cuz, Yeah, use have to write that down to remember that.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
I think he gets it just for the name.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, he doesn't have a ton of Instagram followers, but
that's what we are, that's what we're here for. Put
them to the different level. This next guy goes by
Rayon Bass. He is a very awkward, very creepy middle
aged man and has a lot of likes on his songs.

(16:41):
He has a song called can I E Y E
Kiss You that somehow has ninety five thousand likes on Instagram.
Each song is more profound and complex than the next,
but this is the earworm that most people seem to like.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Can and I guess see you can and I guess
see you?

Speaker 6 (17:04):
You say no, him say no?

Speaker 9 (17:06):
You say no?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
And maybe maybe it hurts to Sarah and Dosa I
bind you are the.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
It does look like, uh, like a marionette come to life.
That's a good description. Yeah, like the weird, the the
facial lines. Could that have been if that's produced better?
Could that have been a hit in the eighties? Like
a synth wave.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
This It didn't really make sense though.

Speaker 12 (17:43):
It's like our word devo right, Yes, yeah, it made
me want to hate Divo.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
He he makes me think that he had some sort
of musical background that he gave up on early. You know,
like the timing signature is weird, the music's weird, but
like he almost he could have known what he was
doing had he stuck with it.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Just hearing it, you might think, oh, this guy's trying
to be funny, Like no, like Oliver Tree. No no, no, right, yeah,
he's like a weird like she said, maybe fifty, but
he has a super forever young look about him.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah. Right, he's not trolling. This is his this is
his thing.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Like he's he would be a pastor or a youth counselor.

Speaker 12 (18:24):
Hey, but could you see him being a youth counselor
and doing this at the strip club? Like this is
a song he wrote watching a stripper.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Oh maybe, I mean, do we need to hear it again?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Okay, yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Plays, but he plays the actual piano in some of
these videos.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
The fact that he doesn't think it's funny makes it
even more pathetic.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yeah, and ray on bass. It's not like Steve Hill.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
That's the one thing. And looking at all his Instagram
and YouTube, at least his still images, there's never anybody
with him anywhere.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
By himself.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
He's always like kneeling in front of a tree, or yeah,
just walking on the street, or sitting on a couch
and what maybe in an empty apartment playing.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Electric guitar out in an open field.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
He has at least one friend to I guess hold
the camera, but I don't know. Maybe he paid them.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
He makes me sad.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, I don't think he just needs a friend.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Greg.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I think he's getting buzzed. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well
maybe the ray on bass.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
He's got a merch store.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Oh he's got a live show.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Wait what is this? Okay?

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Well, hell, I would let you kid?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Okay? Does if the shirt says can e y E
kiss you, I.

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Will buy it for Sammy.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, say looking let me know. Uh A teenage duo
called Fun while it lasted.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
They're clearly Blink one eighty two fans. There are Instagram
accounts says they quote combined Blink one eighty two humor
with family Guy, funny moments with Big Chungus humor Big
Chungus anyone. Big Chung's like a meme I don't know,
brought together in one pop punk abortion. Oh they are droll.

(20:00):
This is a song called tom DeLong by God Anxiety
Pills because my mom took my Xbox.

Speaker 10 (20:07):
Away and now I'm having weir jaws from the goddamn.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Video game video.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
I don't watchemon because my just turney game.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Why it's been proven by science?

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, job, all right, there's potential. There's potential here. Yeah
they're good, I think. Yeah, this is this is the
EP that if they ever make it in ten years,
people will say, oh, do you guys know they actually
had something before their first album came over?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Right?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
And the video.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
The videos are you know, them and their friends, you know,
messing around on their skateboards. It's exactly what it needs
to be at the playground.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
On the inspired it is Blank twenty two.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
It's blquidity to distilled too much.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Exactly and kind of a parody but not quite so.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yeah, that's the thing is blanquidity to hit the sweet
spot of they were They were joking and funny, but
there was still heartfiltness to their song. There's none of
that here. So the A and R guy will be like, yeah,
but who are you guys?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Right?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
You know, go out get get fine with a girl.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Get bucking up.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
We have some heartbreak, heartbreaking, little kid got.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Some there's a potential there.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's a literal copy, but it's well done.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, well said.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Uh and the Pokemon thing, of course, back to ray
on bass. Uh, it's no. He's got something called young
and Free. He's got a leather bomber jacket for ninety
six dollars. What young and free?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Does that mean? One of his captives is let out?

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Well, how dare you young and free? Psyche?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Not? Okay? Well, I you know, I tried to pick
something from every category. This is a metal song that
uh bored. I know you like a lot of metal,
and I found this and I thought, huh, you know,
I'd really like to get Ort's take on this. This
is a super awesome Canadian duo. They're a married couple
called Hecate's Torch, he Kate's Hecats.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Probably sid third tier Norse God.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
They described their music as witch rock and their song
is called forced to Embrace.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Everything Stolen.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
A band.

Speaker 13 (22:51):
Okay, yeah, I sawbody else. I mean they spell magic
with the K so that gives you which rosy yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
And something so bad that they know it's bad, but
it's trying to be funny.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
They don't know, they don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
That's I watched multiple videos because you would think that
was because I talked to Every year, I talk to
a lot of want to be juggalo rappers and they
don't know their bad, no, and but it sounds like
they're trying to be.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
And these this couple lives in the outskirts of outskirts
of Canada. Like they their friends in the trailer over
told them this is.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
So yeah, Greg, if you look at their videos, you
can tell by the production value that it's it's bad
without trying to be about trying to bad. So like
in this one video, she's singing in front of what
looks like just an old, rotten barn, but then it
cuts to b roll of what looks like war torn Libya,
and like there's a guy holding a sign that is

(23:54):
homeless and hungry, So like this is trying to climate change.
They're trying to be serious. So this is very junior
high production, except they're forty five. Yeah, all right, here's
here's a stock video of like a Asian guy with
a man button being thrown on a cop car.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
But there's the chick riding on a broom on a
terrible green screen.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Like a bad shot of a guy. Oh, they're like
sewage and a river in India. They desperately want to
be taken seriously.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
These are the people when they go have dinner with relatives,
they want to talk about our music.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah yeah, they bring CDs.

Speaker 10 (24:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
This is every kid in high school that was in
the you know, the school band.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
We're gonna be big one day.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
And I'm like, okay, I never mind.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Yeah, this is so you were again.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
But they're forty five. If they're kids. That's one thing.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
They're throwing around the word pagan alive, yeah, which is
an instant tune out.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
They're trying to be hard.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
So I'm going to for that reason, I'm going to
give them a pass because because they are sincere about
their crap. Wow now it is. It is absolute garbage,
but they are super sincere about it, and therefore I
don't want to just discovered their dreams right, Well, they'll
never make their dreams. Their dreams are because you want to.
But I want to see this in ten fifteen years exactly.

(25:09):
I want to see how bad this continues to be. Okay,
that's fair, Okay for Sea bass.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
All right for me, that's fair too.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Last artist that we're going to feature, last contestant. Her
name is Sierra Michael. She goes by big c oh nice.
She also considers herself quote the Queen of Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh I know who this is?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Do you really?

Speaker 4 (25:31):
She is all over my feed? Okay, so here's something
spoiler alert.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Looks like she's in like a synthetic She's super duper dangly, skinny,
she has scraggly hair. She looks like she's like a
synthetic tube top with super low riders and can pull
it off. She's exactly what you think she looks like.
And this banger is called Kane.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I can and let me see you about the nerve
mad girls Ryan Haigs, O, wow, Chicken, it's gotta getting jury.

Speaker 10 (26:03):
Gina.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
We have to be a little victo advised. She's not
exactly what she thinks.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
She looked like a correct, little skinny white girl.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Why can't I find her? Yes? Show me?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Sierra the rapper started starting with a C C I
E R A ructiones decent.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah it's not bad, but she.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Said, you're singing about raising Caines. She sings about Okay,
medic is in right now, so she she has a
level of humor about her, but she is still serious.
Oh yeah, and that you could hear that in the
production all that stuff. Uh she's yeah, she's like white trash.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Also it's really cute though.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Right now she's going to ruin that she's well, she
already did, which she's got some weird facial piers exactly,
there's gonna be She's already got a because she's young,
so she hasn't had time to totally ruin her body
with bad, bad tattoos and face stuff in her face.
She's working on it, right that will continue, that will
that will.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Only escalate more tattoos, more facial piercing things.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Uh so, but yeah, she's she's all over, She's got it.
Almost six hundred thousand fowerss on Instagram. I see her
puppep all the time. Yeah, she's getting finger tattoos now,
she's working on a sleeve. Yeah, she's gonna ruin herself,
she definitely is.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Oh and one of these songs is called Dirt Road Dime. Yes,
so know thyself.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah, so it's definitely a market for her. Yes, oh yes,
so she's you know what she's always moving through. She's
what jelly Roll was ten years ago.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
It was just going to say she could open for
jelly Roll and do very well a hundred now but
also with the crossover factor, I think the Jugglers would like.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Her, oh oh for sure.

Speaker 11 (27:43):
Now.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
She yet to be careful because the Juggle loos are
very scary, wary about letting new talent in protective circle
the wagons. But I think as long as she goes
out there and does and has, you know, keeps her
attitude up and doesn't get scared by the bottles that
are gonna be thrown at her at first, she can't
win them over.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Well, of those that you showcased, I my favorite is
the Wanna Be Blink one eighty two guys.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Oh yeah, the fun while it lasted, agreed, Yeah, I agree,
best production, the one you're going to see more of
this year.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah, she's already crossed my ring. I'm going with Big
c Uh and in.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Honorable mention, ray On Bass can I here you I know?

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, I mean, I know the phrase watch list gets
thrown around two too easily these days. But he's got
a he's got a cat called pretty Girl.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Now all right, Well, that's.

Speaker 10 (28:36):
A you got it.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
We got more what he showed next.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
It's not like thrilling for me.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
So my question is, and I'm sure we've all done this.
You've dropped something before, like a pen, and then it
just seems to vaporize it year, it's very weird how
that happens. For me. Lately, it has been my let's see,
rear driver's side tire is a magnet for nails. Oh
so I had to call one of these mobile tire
services about a month ago because there was a nail

(29:08):
and luckily it went straight through the tire on the
not on the side, but just right through. So they said, oh,
easily fixable, we patch it, no problem. Yesterday, I'm parked
in a parking lot and I go back to my
car and I thought I had driven over a big
piece of gum because there was something kind of sticking
out and it looked like it was stretching out. It
was a nail about six inches long, damn, and it

(29:32):
went right through the side, but it didn't go through
the tire, so it kind of started at the bottom
of the tire, went through the side like it threaded
and it was sticking out Wow, is it my car
that does this?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Well, first of all, is there construction going on near
your house?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
So there is, they're building a house near my house,
but I don't think it was from that because I
hadn't gotten home yet.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
There's someone leaving nails in your tires at work.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I wonder. So I get home, I'm paranoid that it's
going to explode. So I took a hammer. It was
that wedged in there. I took a hammer to kind
of bang it out, and then took pliers pulled it out,
thinking the tire was going to explode. It didn't, But
now I'm wondering, is it compromise?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Are you driving on it?

Speaker 10 (30:12):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Yeah, oh yeah, that looked at it.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I feel like that should be looked at you, okay.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Or just replaced? All right? Well, I'm the Magnetgabe the
wood Show. Welcome back to The Woodie Show on a
Thursday morning. Have something written down here on my list
of things that I'm very excited about. For some weird
disproportional reason, would you or did you cry?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Yes, it's a question I had after some conversations we
had here on the show, because while ago we were
playing that clip of this girl that stuck up beach
on the plane who was yelling at some other woman
or something, and and she said, oh, whatever, your fat ass.
And we were talking about like, okay, sure, and Sammy said,
if someone yelled at me on a plane and called
me fat, which obviously effect, I would just start crying.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
I would just start trying.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
And then Gene had another story, and it reminded me
of I was dating a girl in college who had
like regular girl length hair, and she got it cut
one time and she was like two or three inches
shorter than she liked. And so she came home on
that weekend to her parents' house and I was there,
and she not only was still crying, but she said
she started crying at the hair salon, oh my god,

(31:24):
because her hair was.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
A little too short. Didn't you always say that one
a woman cries, it kind of makes you laugh.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Well, okay, so because like, especially when I'm taping the
duiq and it's one in the morning, and I know
they're crying over the dumbest thing because their boyfriend didn't
buy them the right drink and it was something and
they're drunk, so that makes it worse. And so that's
because I know it's not like, Oh, your mom just
died and bet you're out partying with all your girlfriends. No,
it's the stupidest reason you're sitting on the curb crying,

(31:50):
which is very funny to me.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
And on that they say that you'll never find more
supportive women than drunk chicks in a bathroom at a bar.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Right, yes, no, good for you. Yeah, but then women
wonder why their bathroom lines are so long. So my
question obviously to the room. I have some scenarios, some
stuff I've thought of and looked up, but also feel
fit of text into two two nine eighty seven with
either if you have cried about these things or dumb
reasons you have cried. So I'll start with the women
in the room and Greg too, because Greg cries for

(32:19):
different reasons. Like he he cries for specifically emotional reasons
and tries to make himself cry.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yes, I set out to cry. I find songs and
movies that make you cry to be very powerful. It's
not his hair was cut too short, right, So we'll
start with that one. Have the ladies in the room
you've ever had some kind of cosmetic you know, haircut, nail, something,
procedure done not to your liking or not procedure, but
you know, whatever service done, and it had made you cry,

(32:48):
either at the moment or later on.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
You know, I try to think besides haircuts and no,
who knows women have or like bad plastic surgery. Oh yeah,
I mean that's a little different.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I've never cried. I get angry at myself for allowing
it to happen, but I know that when it comes
to hair, it's less about like short hair and more
about bad bangs. Like if you got bangs, You're like, what, Yeah,
that was a risky choice to begin with. Yeah, no,
I can't relate to that.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
No, I'm the same as you know. I've gotten angry,
but I've never cried.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Okay, and Greg, obviously no nothing that.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
No angry at a bad haircut or incredulous, but not crying.
No way.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Here's one I think might apply to Greg. And I'll
admit this has coming into my life somewhat from a
online threat about this where a woman had no boyfriend,
had no husband, et cetera. But she started imagining her
fake mother in law and the death of her fake
mother in law.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
What Okay that made cry?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Wait? Wait, how has this come into your life?

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Well, it's in real life. Like I thought, like once,
I like, oh what if my you know, it's going
to suck. Like when my parents died, I think of
a eulogy, but I haven't made up a fan of
see family.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
A person that doesn't even exist.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
That is some serious bipolar behavior.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, all right, what about have you ever thought about
a former childhood like, let's say toy, like an old
doll or something, and you know it's not there anymore.
Because this is another one I saw online a lot
of women who are like, god, my old beanie babies
are gone down.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Them again. I had also, like Gina, more of a
regret or anger because when I was a kid, and
this is this is nuclear gay and I think I've
told you guys this before. But for some reason, I
had these toys that were and I guess they're called dolls.
Let's call them action figures but from the Wizard of Oz.
So they're about twelve inches tall, full on g I

(34:47):
Joe size Wizard of Oz tin man with you know,
little boots and the lion with the fur vest. And
what did I do with them? I took a croquete
now and smashed to pieces. And then you fast forward
like thirty years and I see this article about these
rare Wizard of Oz figures that are super valuable, and

(35:07):
I smashed them. Oh I could have cried. I just
got mad.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Okay, this is going to be and I'm using this
word pejoratively because Greg was just throwing it around. This
is gonna be way gayer than that. But I have
never cried about a toy from my childhood. I have
cried about my own childhood. Like thinking of myself as
a little kid makes me cry. I was so well

(35:37):
that just like.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
That kid needed a hug, like a cool like adult.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
To be like, all right, buddy, that's so sad. I know,
like there have been times where God, I hesitate to
say this in front of sy Bass. Why am I
opening myself up to ammunition? I like it, all right,
you know what, Merry Christmas, Happy birthday, see best. So
in therapy one time, I know it had been suggested,

(36:08):
you know, talking about like childhood and all this stuff,
and we did this like I'm not even gonna like imagination,
meditation whatever. Just close you realize and you think about
your child's self just playing alone, like in the room,
just playing with whatever, barbies or coloring or whatever. And
you go in as your adult self and you sit

(36:29):
down and you just give that child a hug. And
I started crying so hard that.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
That made me feel so sad.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I don't know why, Like I had a perfectly fine childhood.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I'm gonna ask you, how would you rig your child?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I mean there was a like the grads were pretty chaotic,
especially in the eighties, so and the Little Gina was
a little bit of an afterthought, but it was one
of those things where it was just like, imagine yourself
as an adult going in and seeing your child self
just you know, minding their own business, you know, playing
and you just kind of put them on your lap
and you just give them a and oh my god,

(37:11):
I was inconsolable. And I think that happens to anyone.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
You know.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
It's like we all had, you know, ups and downs,
but just thinking of yourself just kind of as a
little kid, just kind of minding their own business, and
you know how cute they were and how they were, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Terrific. Why what a weird exercise, I know, but I
kind of it was.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
It was pretty cathartic.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Nothing familiar other parts of the room.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
There no that I know you're all going to try
it now, you're just never going.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
To admit it.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
So you you imagine yourself giving your childhood self a hug. Yeah,
would that would not make me cry?

Speaker 6 (37:44):
No, that's not it's doing nothing for it.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Maybe you guys just had it's.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Too fantastic child to ethereal it's too weird.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
But I will say back to Seatas's original question of
if a toy made us cry, Now there's something from
our childhood. It hasn't. But that's because I still have
my duck blanket. Should some thing happened to my duck blanket,
I would cry over for the rest of my life, like,
not continuously, but like it would at certain moments.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
For the rest I would only a bedtime.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
And she is not alone. I have known multiple women
with they still have their kid blankets and those things
go on the road with them. Yeah, and if they
were to be lost, it would be what Sammy is saying,
it would be sad. It would be a disaster, right
all right. Finally, ladies, would you cry anything? Have you
ever missed your pet to the point that you cried
like like, I'm being a bad dog mom right now.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh, not that the pet's dead, but you're like, oh,
I wish I.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Could give the snuckles to my I'm reading some examples
online of like I try to give my dog a
kiss and if turned its head away to make me
call These people have mental bigger picture than that, Sammy,
Have you done that? I don't, probably, I.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
Know it sounds like I should have. I should just
say yes because I probably didn't. I don't remember because that.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Sounds like me.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yeah, yeah, like you're missing her so much?

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Yeah, because I've gone like a couple of months without
having her because my parents will watch her. Yeah, I
mean depending on what I have going on and things
like that. Yeah, that's been the situation before, so I imagine,
yes I've done that.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Wow, Okay, Greg, you have you been? Have you been
so current missing?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I mean when my previous dog died. Oh my god,
I made sounds I didn't know I could make.

Speaker 11 (39:18):
I was.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I wasn't just crying, I was screaming. I took off work.
I took two days off of work. Yea, it should
have taken two months. I agree. It was the most
devastating thing in the world.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Yeah, that's not so bad.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
I did cry on vacation when I had a senior
dog because I was so scared that he wasn't being
taken care of properly, because them dogs have the issues,
like fourteen year old blind deaf dog going oh God,
I shouldn't have left. But I'm on the zipline in
Costa Rica.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
I went from the three one six. When I got
breast implants, I cried because I hated them because they
were too high at first, which is true if you
ever see like like fresh off the fresh off the
board breast of they're way too high.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Because they're sutured.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Don't worry they'll fall, don't the rest of your life
was made too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I searched very deep into my memory bank about a
time that I did cry that maybe only Gina can
relate to me. So we'll get to that next year.
On the Woody Show, I got diarrhea.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
My mouth is trying. The Woody Show, the whel.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Welcome back to the Woodies Show. On the Crying Thing,
I have a confession to make, And I went deep
into my memory bank back to the year two thousand
and eight, and so I was doing many, many, many
auditions for voiceover jobs, and I realized something about myself.
The ones that I tried at, the ones I pre
read and rehearsed, I never got. Ever, so I took

(40:45):
a new tactic where I would just not pre read.
I would just walk in, read it and go, and
then I would land the gig. So I got this
one audition. It was when the Summer Olympics were being
held in Beijing two thousand and eight. We need to
pick j this and it was this dramatic script that
I did not preread. So luckily I'm alone in this

(41:06):
studio trying to do this audition, and I didn't read
it in advance, and I started reading it, and I
to this day remember it was about a guy who,
when he was younger, broke both his legs and the
doctor said, you're never going to walk again. Well fast
forward to he not only can walk, he is now
an Olympic runner.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
And the copy said something like, let's just call him Stephen.
Stephen was told he could never walk again, and then
he proved to the world he could not only run,
he could fly. And I read this. I'm alone in there,
and I'm reading the script, and I said, and Stephen
told showed the world that he could not only run,

(41:48):
he could fly, And I started crying. I thought, this
is the best script I've ever read it in my life.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
And that's why Greg's the voiceover artist you know today.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, and then my career when absolutely nowhere. So Woods back,
We are back, and Woody and Menace will both be
back on Monday. You got Gregry and Gina Grad. You
got Sammy and ce Bass and boards Hie and Gina
Grad has your trending news headlines.

Speaker 10 (42:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Yesterday morning at Fort Stewart and Georgia, an army sergeant
shot five other soldiers just before eleven am. The suspect
is Sergeant Cornelius Radford, and he was caught about forty
minutes later by soldiers and cops.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
The great name Bad act right.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
The base was locked down while they were looking for him. Luckily,
no one died. All five injured soldiers are expected to recover.
Three needed surgery, two were taken to a trauma center.
Investigators still don't know why it happened, but the FBI
and Army are trying to handle it. It's also come
out that Radford had a dui earlier this year that
bosses might not have known about.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
And they're also wondering how he got his own gun
exactly onto the base.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah. United Airlines had a rough one yesterday. They had
to ground all their big US flights because of a
glitch and their weight and balance system messed up. Major
airports delayed over a thousand flights straight up, canceled a
bunch more regional flights and planes that were already in
the air. They were fine. But the good news is
that United says the outage wasn't caused by a hack yay,

(43:17):
and they got things back up and running in a
few hours.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
It's something we need whatody for? I mean, I understand
like on small planes they do that like, oh how
much do you weigh? And you have to not lie
as much yep, But yeah, I don't on big planes.
I wouldn't think they would care.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
No, that's true. Well that was I guess where the
glitch came. It probably said like everybody's on the right side. Uh,
who knows. But when I flew in a prop plane
with three of my friends, one of the guys was
super duper husky, and so he's like he had to
sit on one side and I had to sit on
the other so it would balance out and we wouldn't
tip r which is real.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, oh, that's very real.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Well, Texas Governor Greg Abbott is ramping up a legal
fight over that political standoff they're having. He's asking the
Texas Supreme Court if Democrats who left the state to
block Republican redistricting and abortion bills can be punished or
even kicked out of office. Their walkout has delayed GOP
plans to pass a new voting map that could help
them in next year's election. This is basically all comes

(44:14):
down to voting maps and abortion laws. And we talked
about Governor Newsom in California being like, well, they're going
to do it. We're going to do it, balance everything out.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I saw one pundit who put it very well saying
this is bad high school theater.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Oh totally, it's just Texas that does because it happens
every ten years or whatever where they run away and
buy Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Well, now that RFK Junior is the US Health Secretary.
He's cut nearly five hundred million dollars in funding for
twenty two m RNA vaccine projects, including ones for the
flu COVID and bird flu. He calls mRNA technology troubled
and says future vaccines will use more traditional methods.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Like leeching or like, what's more traditional, the real traditional?
What's okay, let's go back to smallpox, right, I think
it was where they the they would go and they'd
find lesions on cows that were similar to and then
they yes, and you wait till those get good and
pussy yep, yeah, right, you get a stick, get some
of that puss, and then you got to rub it
like I think you put it on the inside your
lip or something like that.

Speaker 10 (45:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
So, like I said, more traditional, that's the way I
like it. Yeah, But health experts.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Are pushing back.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
They say this could hurt how ready we are for
pandemics and slow down medical progress in general. Some late
stage projects will still be moved forward, but critics say
cutting support for m R and A ris on doing
things that help save millions of people during COVID. But yeah, like,
are we gonna, you know, just go back to eating mold?
I mean that's penicillin right.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Right exactly, That's yes, That's the way your grandparents.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Did it, right, and they lived till they were thirty five.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
They're five well ed was in an iron long, but
I'll him.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
President Trump is supposed to be meeting up with Russian
President Vladimir Putin as soon as next week. This is
after Trump's representative Steve Whitkoff went over to Moscow to talk.
Putin suggested the meeting to help move forward with peace
talks about you rather. Trump said, these initial talks with
Witkov went pretty well and that US allies are down

(46:06):
with this plan, and they're also even thinking about having
a bigger meeting with Ukraine's President Zelenski. No details on
that yet, but uh, you know, it'd be nice if
that wound down.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Do you ever get that vague thought in your head
when you hear about war, it's twenty twenty five? What
are we doing? Yes, all the time, that's my only thought.
It's five. What are we dealing with?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
This is like your thought about why is there a prison?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Violence? Like, guys, just get together. Yeah, hey, no, we're
not going to fight and you don't.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Have to do this.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah, lives times, it can be better.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
We're gonna be polite and respect each other.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
We're all in this together. Let's fight. Agree to not
make life suck more.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Well, and I always think about I don't know whoever said,
and I'm sure many people have, but you know, world
War one was fought with you know whatever, World War two,
world War three will be fought with you know, nuclear
and bio weapons, and World War four will be fought
with sticks and stones.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Yeah, So it's like, can we just please pump the
brakes on all of this, Mad Max?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
That blew my mind?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
John Lennon quote or something probably Oh really, I mean
it sounds like that sounds like.

Speaker 10 (47:08):
Heavy.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
What if we just do, it's gonna be still.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
The US Department of Homeland Security has used a picture
from South Park to help recruit for ICE. The big
was from a sneak peek of a new episode and
shows a bunch of ICE agents sort of stuffed all
into a car together, wearing masks.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
I think that's to night hold on.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Oh yeah see, actually that makes sense. The South Park
guys fired back sarcastically, saying, quote, wait, so we are
relevant with the hashtag eat a bag of DEA's. This
all comes after a recent South Park episode. I don't
know if any of you caught it featured Trump in
bed with Satan and he was also having many conversations
with his wiener with his own wiener.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
So I learned something recently about that episode because the
last scene of that first episode of the South South
Park is getting a lot of attractions shocking, and apparently
it was from a some kind of weird foreign movie
that this guy I've shot in like twenty nineteen. He's
like a Donald Trump in person because they used AI
for part of it first. Yeah, but it wasn't all AI.
It was actually taken from an old like this guy
who was doing but traffic internationally is like a Donald

(48:11):
Trump impersonator. He get some internet interview about it. Yeah,
it's super like super deep pull.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, he's like wandering in the desert, like just trying
to take more steps forward and then gets naked and
then you know, and then patriotism.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
The White House didn't like that. They called the show irrelevant.
That's why they said, wait, we are relevant. But yeah,
that episode was a huge crowd that they pulled in
and Helsinki pulled off something wild last year. Zero traffic
deaths for a major city that's basically unheard of, and
they did it by lowering the speed limits to basically
twenty miles an hour boots you know in over half

(48:48):
the city, especially around homes and schools. Turns out, slower
cars do equal fewer deadly accidents. And they also added
more bike lanes and sidewalks and improve public transits so
less people have to drive.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Yes, that's one of those cities that people don't really
driving much anyway, right.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Well, Plus they've got more traffic cameras and cops making
sure people are following the rules. It's all part of
Finland's Vision Zero plan and it seems to be working.
And that's awesome, but like at what cost?

Speaker 6 (49:15):
It takes them forever to get anywhere.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Nice slow quality of enjoy your life, but slow life. Yeah,
that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Thank you, Gina. Up next, we have a food treat.
I'm gonna leave that up to Sea Best to tell
you about that next year. On The Woody Show, I
go to go close out of the zoom app and
what do I see? I see my boss, it's still.

Speaker 9 (49:37):
On camera, laying on the ground with the dose out
and there was a stranger she was rubbing on them.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
The Woody Show. All right, welcome back to the Woody Show.
Woody and menis we'll be back on Monday. It's no
secret that we're big fans of food here at the
Woody Show. I do have a quick piece of Who's
Food Food News. Tanta ex my favorite. They're introducing a
bold new dish, but it's only in select cities. Maybe
it'll be coming to a city near you. They've been

(50:07):
testing a limited time entree called Dynamite Sweet and Sour
Chicken Okay, and it features Bulldog, which is a spicy
flavor made from South Korean brand sam Yang, and Panda
Express calls it the world's leading spicy brand.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Is it not? As far as I know, I'm telling
you what what Panda said.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
All right, So it's just really really spicy, sweet.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Spicy, sweet and sour chicken.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah, just call it sweet, sour and spicy exact.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
Sounds sounds like you need to try it.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Well, this is something for the basic bitches, Chris, did
you say?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Taking off fall early by bringing back its pumpkin spiced
original glazed donuts for one week in August August eleven
through seventeenth, longer than last year's run. Along with that,
they're offering pumpkin spice cake donuts pumpkin spice lattes, hot
iced or fro and pumpkin spice coffee and all this
crap available in store, pick up delivery, and some will

(51:06):
stick around through the fall. So okay, there you go,
pumpkin bitches.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
And it's too.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Every year, every year things get earlier.

Speaker 7 (51:15):
It's goth girl summer. Okay, you need to let them
have their pumpkin spice to get a little head on
the Halloween.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
And that's my fall. I think overall is an annoying season. Yeah,
you got the pumpkin spice craze. Women getting excited to
wear boots sweaters.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Yeah, what's not exciting.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Nothing is exciting about that. You can wear boots whatever
you want, not when.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
It's too hot out. And I think that because Duncan
is coming out with their full you know, fall line
of products. I think August twenty eighth is when that
comes out. So Crispy Kreme, I'm sure is trying to
jump and goun Duncan. I don't think they're really prepared
for it, which is why it's like for one week only,
we're actually ready.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Well, but like I'm not going to choose one over
the other based on whether they have pumpkin glazed donuts,
especially in August.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, it's gross.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
It's just gonna make me mad.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Well and I will go there.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Speaking of gross, I wonder which of you would try this. Actually,
this could be a good dare for dollars for Morgan
Heines and Smoothie King just dropped the tomato ketchup smoothie.
It's got Heines ketchup mixed with Asai sorbet, apple juice,
strawberries and raspberries and it's selling for five dollars and
seventy cents it started, so you can get it, but
you got to be in like Atlanta, Chicago, Denver, Miami,

(52:23):
some parts of New York, New Jersey, and they want
to answer that age old stupid question if tomatoes are
a fruit can ketchup being a smoothie, And it sounds
pretty gross when people say in general, it's kind of sweet,
little little tang each to kill. Well, yeah, with the
apple juice and stuff. So if you're curious or you're
a psycho, you can grab one and tell us what
you think. But the like, I know people who use

(52:45):
like ketchup as an ingredient in like there tomato soup,
and I won't eat it like to me, that just
seems not okay.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
That's why trash.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
But yeah, or putting kekes.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Because of a little sweetness. It's kind of like tomato paste.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I can't. Or when you put ketchup on meat loaf,
I'm just finally starting.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
To don't just made meat love last night?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
But do you do the ketchup on.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Top and the on top and then I eat it
with that's the standard.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
There's nothing weird about that.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
So good. I don't know as an ingredient. I'm just
I gotta get on board. I guess I got that's
a problem. That sounds like a meat problem. All right,
Well you guys try the tomato ketchup smooth and let
me know how it is.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
See you got something for us to try to.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Yes, the we talked about how there is just one
Tesla diner that has opened up and the so it is.
It's a giant Tesla charging station but also a diner
that's suspaceship basically, but they've got inside the Tesla robots
are serving now. They're not making the food yet.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Don't worry.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Soon they will be thanks to Elon. But they do
have a full diner menu and so I got suffer
you guys, and thanks for the sadrist all right, So
the uh they come in the little boxes, Greg look
how door and so it's basically it's it's basic diner fair.

(54:05):
I'll start with dessert first. Here's a slice of pea
can pie. I feel free to take a scoop out
of that forever once. Some burgers, hot dogs, tuna melts,
which again diner style, grilled cheese, fried chicken fries. It's
a trecepor no fries obviously because of the they won't stay.
But this larger one is the hot dog looks like
an all beef hot dog. It looks kind of sad
as most hot dogs sitting around plane.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Do let me try one of those? Are there of
you know, do you get a discount if you show
up in your cyber truck.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
First off, you get high five by and like it's tough,
but that it's good because they have twenty four it's
open twenty four to seven. The Tesla Diner is they
have security, which you need in a cyber truck to
keep all the chicks away. But it's really it's very
convenient because when you show up, a little button appears
on your infotainment screen on your in your car, and
it's a little burger with a little Tesla logo. Pop
it up, all the all the menus right there. You

(54:54):
just click what you want. It got too from ordering
to my car in less than ten minutes to my
cyber truck. I should say, no, so not cheap. You know,
the average price of each one of these sandwiches, hot dogs,
et cetera is probably in the ten plus dollar range.
Hot dog, well, yeah, let me see the hot Oh yeah,
the hot dog. It's a long hot dog. But it's
thirteen bucks.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
So you're sitting the it's it's but you're getting to
watch a little movies while you're there.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I don't hate those.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I was prepared to not like it because it looks strange.
It's got a.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Great chewing in yeah, nice and smoky, all the all beef,
really good passing around the grilled cheese sandwich.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Now try this pecan pie.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Yeah, it's funny. So you can watch movies. So they
have two big movie screens, and some of the neighbors
don't like because they're kind of bocking the view.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
It's blocking their balcony RNG.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
But you know when I got there. The it was
the MINDI Project was playing, like just some random episode
of that. Then they had like Planning nine from Outer
Space and nice The Incredibles three. You know, like there's
various stuff you can pull up while you're charging. I
would of course not eat. Here's a fried chicken sandwich
passing around. This is the hot dog was great.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
The pie I'm giving that a ten. Oh, it's so
damn good.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
They got pecan and an apple, and of course coffee milkshakes,
you know, Fountain drinks, an iced watch, a lot of
god candy bar.

Speaker 10 (56:13):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
The grilled cheese is really good.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Which in you know, it's grilled cheese for the kids,
and it's a it's a nine dollars grilled cheese better
be good.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
And the cheese is good.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
It's quality cheese, especially for re eating, for reheating, and
it's not even that melty, but it's it's.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
Good, right, and it's a good amount of crisp.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
But because it's old, I hate that.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
This food is good.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
If you need someone to help out before the robots
take everything over. Here's the tuna melt. I'm passing around,
tuna salads, pickles, shuddar uh so look, this isn't in
every the Tesla diner's down in every day stops sort
of place. It is, you know, you show up for
if you live in the area, of course it's great.
It's in uh for now, at least the initial locations
in Hollywood, hard of Hollywood, so you have to it's

(56:57):
a getting to it if you're in the La are.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
So is it more of a charging station with a
diner or is it more of a diner with a
charging station, Like do you see people clamoring to go
there just for food for now? Yes?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Like I didn't even walk it. I was gonna walk
inside see the robot and whatever. It didn't even do
that because the line's out the door and I don't
like waiting, So I think that'll that'll die off obviously. Yeah,
as the hype, you know, empotized with anything, the hype
goes goes down. And I saw some reports saying that
they don't they don't let you charge non Tesla vehicles there.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
That is incorrect.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Oh, there were there were ribbons there. There was the
the electrocommer I saw in one of those parked there.
So if you have that adapter or whatever, you are
you're totally fine again. No, you know, it's it's an experience.
It's a little bit of a touristy thing. Yeah, like
I said, it's it's not you know, it's not waffle House.
You're not going there every day, right, But I'm with Gina.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
I am mad at how good this food is. I
just tried the crispy chicken sandwich and it's delicious.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
And I thought it was going to be not good,
especially fried food. Yeah, leftover or reheated, I should say.
And here's the burger is like a smash style pickles, uh,
you know, and pickles and cheese, that sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Tesla, which is not something I thought I would ever say.
Tesla makes a quality tunamel.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
It looks unappetizing, does chicken. I'm not a fan of it.
It tastes like pure pickles. Not that I dislike pickles,
but that's the only flavor I'm getting, like.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Sort of like Chick fil a does a little bit
sometimes like overly pickle.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
That's pretty good. Burger looks nice. You're not getting that
hardcore pickle flavor. No, really, this burger looks good.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so excited to talk I'm still trying.
Can you go there without your tesla if you just
have a regular car or is everyone gonna shame you?

Speaker 4 (58:45):
No, they they will. They're good about They direct you
to the open stall and they have people there at
the entrance so you they will not let you drive
on premises without because every parking spot is well, every
parking spot is a charging spot, and every person who's
parked there who's not charging is taking up space. So
what do the rest of us do?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Well?

Speaker 4 (59:02):
You joined the join the joined the crowd, joined the cult.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
No, damn, I had to go a tessela. Now this
burger is delicious.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I was gonna say, damn it that burger.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
If you want to if you want to take your
ivan or your Hummer Age three or you know whatever,
I guess I'm sure the Ford Lightning, I assume whatever
does that. But yeah, it's you know, it's it's food
wise for a stunt foods thing. Again, if you want
to job, if you want to spand upon this elone,
I'm available to be hired.

Speaker 6 (59:28):
And Greg, are you now going to take up sea
bass on the ride in.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
The Here's the thing, Greg, is, I will not allow food.
Number one food to be eaten in the cyber truck
with you on that, but it won't even be present
in the cyber truck. We can go, we can we
can have a little picnic, we can eat do the
tray like sonic right on your window.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
They did have that for me.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
They got me make a cool bag and the weird
the cutlery is from the future. I guess it's like
these flat flat sport sports shovel things.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
It's like a paper, it's like orgami. Yeah, it's like
a piece of thin balls plane. If the cyber truck
was a fork, it would look like that exactly sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
But yeah, it's a good branding. A little pricey, but
food wise it's worth abas. And again, don't go weekends,
don't go nights because this ain't bad. I wonder who
they partnered up with, because this is quality.

Speaker 10 (01:00:14):
Is really good.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Elon, is there anything you can't do?

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
You know, I don't even eat fast food, Like if
you're thinking it's like a fast foody type of it's not. Yeah,
it's dinery, but it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Well, thank you. She that is awesome And now I'm
looking forward to our mandate.

Speaker 9 (01:00:31):
Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
The Woody Shoe shoe. Welcome back to the Woody Show.
I think collectively we give the Tesla Diner positive reviews.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Yeah, out of time, that was good, and I give
it an unfortunate nine out of time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
I did not want to like it again. Food wise solid. Again,
it's not cheap and that stuff, et cetera, et cetera.
But you know, for once, a little treats every once
in a while, really good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
I'll give it a nine point three. Yeah, okay, it
was surprisingly fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
It didn't have to be because people would go anyway.
And yet here we are and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
That hot dog very pleasant, very pleasant. Do you see
on the Woody Show Instagram? Dumbass Tyler was at the
Dodgers game. He ate nine hot dogs and ninety and els.
Oh yeah, that's it, completed that goal.

Speaker 12 (01:01:20):
I was a little concerned about him at night, texted
him and I said, with each dog, you're getting sweatier,
more swollen, and redder at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Ye are you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Okay? Oh, I wasn't worried whatsoever. I think for him,
that wasn't even a challenge.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Yeah, that was just a tree. You have to walk
around Dodger Stadium at all, So that's good. Oh wait, oh,
hold on, you imagine the smell, the smell coupled with
the sweat tyler and on the food thing. Can you
guess what the dirtiest part of your refrigerator is. I'm
going to assume even if you cleaned it yesterday, they're saying,
this is still the dirtiest part of your refrigerators. Handle

(01:01:54):
count the out.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
I was going to say the produce because that's the
produce drawer, because everything goes bad in there. It's all great.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Yeah, that's I was gonna say, like the door, because
that's where you put your condiments in a leak and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I would have thought the crisper drawer you put
something in their green onion returns to mush.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
If you have like a like a chicken tree. Oh yeah,
like your raw chicken, your chicken tray.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
We'll see bass. You nailed it. It is the handle, yeah,
of the fridge covered in germs, the same reason as doorknobs,
because we touch them a lot, and you probably don't
touch many door handles right after you handle stuff like
raw chicken. There is a study that found it's the
second filthiest spot in the average kitchen sinks. Come in
at number one. A lot of handles tested positive for

(01:02:36):
salmonella E cola. Even staff. You do a lot of cooking,
you don't think to wipe it down. But that's always
a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
That's disgusting. This is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
It is the Woodie Show. Woody and Menas are back
on Monday, so they missed out on the Teslat Diner.
There gonna be taste tests, which collectively we are big fans.
I think Samy and are gonna go SeaBASS and are
going to go back.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Oh hold hands, it's so sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
But you said the robots are not making the food.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
They're just like they're serving popcorn.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Okay, Yeah, there's trust me. Eventually they will they'll take over.
There'll be our robot overlords.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Yeah, you'll get there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Elan.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Well, speaking of robots, there are robots that are taking
over and these are not quite as adorable as you
know Flippy the little burger Flipper. China has unveiled new
gun carrying robot Wolves Yeah, designed for military combat. State
broadcaster CCTV says that these little four legged robots can
quietly sneak up on enemies, fire accurate shots, and work

(01:03:38):
in difficult terrain, and the robots are part of China's
push to use unmanned systems for war. So I mean
kind of adorable but mostly terrifying.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Yeah, they look like the Boston Dynamics dogs but with
the machine guns like strapped to their heads. Yeah, well
you can buy those. I've seen some people like well,
you know, in like tourist areas, they'll roll the little
the little rowbody dogs around just for you know, just
trying to build tourists out of cash. No guns yet, though, Is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
This like a drone where a human is controlling it
or do they have a mind of their own where
they can kind of go in and see what they're
firing at. They look like something out of Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
They Yeah, they're upgraded and they do replace human soldiers,
so I mean they could already be you know, pre programmed.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Right I'm seeing Yeah, for for now, Greg, for now, well,
human has to kill somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Okay, so's soon. But in the future, we can all
just stay home and watch friends and then send these
things out to fight each other, right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
But that's the thing, Like I'm one of these idiots
that like, oh, like when they have the you know
on the street the little cart that like has the
two big eyes and they're trying to like get your delivery.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Yes, I finally saw one in real life.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
They are so adorable and when they can't get up
a curb, it breaks my heart. So I don't know,
I'd probably go to petit and be annihilated immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
You'll die doing what you love exactly. We're having some
computer issues no network.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
The Woody Show. Welcome back to The Woody Show on
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do well. It's so varietal. That's why I took the

(01:05:29):
words right out of my mouth. It's called variety. Look
into it, people, so much variety. What do you got,
Sea Bess? Well, this has been the big story.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
I thought we'd officially log this audio into the record
though this is now the third dildo that's been thrown
on a This is Indiana and Las Vegas were playing,
although this was in La I guess they for whatever
reason they were doing that. This is the object on
the court. Oh look out, something just came until the floor.

(01:06:00):
Did an object just flew in as the free throw
was being made? It looked like that did a player too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
I came under the floor getting and I like how
he is like playing that he's ignorant to what is
some sort of object.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
At this point, they're expecting.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
And in fact I saw that our close personal friend
and someone who once called me hot, Whitney Cummings with
the game, as she tweeted before the game, so she
was on dildo patrol. So they know it's coming at
the and I think the question is how does this end?
Because you may have seen that earlier this week they
charged the second green dildo thrower in Atlanta with you know,

(01:06:47):
the normal stuff, disorderly conduct. I think he had a
loot and lasivious behavior. That sure, although I've never seen
a green actual thing before. H you know, the actual
member being green ext to out of our our good friends,
the alien dildar his intentor that's just his nature, right,
that's his natural body. So now there's a and I,

(01:07:07):
as we just heard in this studio, there's there were
some groans and some ugs, which is then this is
just a natural comedy things. You know, after the third
or fourth time, you're like, okay, we get it, we
get it, but a running joke, it comes back. So
by the fiftieth time, you're like, sohere, where do we
think this is going to end?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
I thought they were nipping this in the bud by
like charging the first guy, but that that only encouraged people.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
I think, yeah, well, I think I think when that
news gets out, if they can find these throwers and
do throw the throw the book at them, that will
be It'll be like you remember, it was very it
was very fashionable to vandalize Tesla's a few months ago
until everyone figured out, oh, there's cameras on those things.
So then they were all getting charged, so that stopped.
And I think that's probably where we're going with this. Well,

(01:07:55):
on average about just huge swing in either direction. How
many people go to these games on average? Okay, well,
two thousand and three thousand, right, although if it is
an Indiana game, that could be a full that could
be a ten twelve thousand arena.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Because my prediction would be this is just going to
inconvenience everybody where. They're going to have to change their policies.
You're gonna have to have clear bags, You're gonna have
to have right whatever sort of you know, searches or whatever. Yeah,
how are you get a pat me down? What's in
your pants?

Speaker 10 (01:08:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
That's just you know, that's the real pack heat the year. Ultimately,
it's just going to inconvenience everybody else, quote innocent.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
People because they're only going to do this like, oh no,
I'm getting banned from something I'll never go to again anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Right, that's why you am a pro tip for Are
you a potential green dildo throwers? You don't want to
do this like this, this last this latest one here
was done. I believe it crypto arena. So if they
ban you for the arena, that's all your Lakers games.
You can't go to the Grammys or sometimes out there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
But I wonder is there any leeway or is it
that's the result you get banned from the that's a
still venue, right, and it's.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
It's I I can't tested this. I haven't gotten banned
anywhere where. But nowadays with everything being an e ticket,
your name's on your phone unless somebody else's phone above it.
So it seems a whole pin in the butt to
get into these places.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Not worth it.

Speaker 12 (01:09:10):
And facial recognition especially go to like the vending little
mart to buy a beer or something like, they your face,
they know you're in the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Building, right right, So yeah, My my recommendation is, I
don't know what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
If you don't, you don't think you even go to
another sporting event at that vendue, right right, right, You
go for it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
And if it's your first offense and you know you won't,
you don't like having a record, and.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
You have spare dildos around. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:09:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
In other sports audio from this week, Greg's personal boyfriend
George Kittle love his own well, yes, the Sans score
forty nine ers. They were doing like a little live
stream from a practic training camp wherever it's pretty chill
and cash players just walk in and out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I love him, but he needs a haircut.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Yeah, I'm looking at it right man, his body a plus.
Oh yeah, but the grizzly man beard and the he's
thoorish yeah terrible. Yeah, but the haroin his wets kind
of stringy. Well, anyway, that's beside the point besides how
hot he is. He had some news about the NFL
that I I caught a lot of people by surprise.
I honestly just came up here to Eric Grievance. Our

(01:10:07):
team had a memo today that smelling salts and ammonia
packets were made illegal in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
And I've been just straught all day.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
He even said he's not practicing anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
I considered retirement.

Speaker 11 (01:10:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
You got to figure out middle ground here, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
So they banned the smelling salt.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Well, so smelling salts, as actually we know on the
show had become super popular amongst the bro crowd, even
if you recall Randy was getting the smelling salts.

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
Yeah, they were a bit addictive in the back.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
Yes, And so what they've what they've what they found
and that football players have known for decades and hockey players,
et cetera. Is it those things wake you up? We
think they get if you're not used to them, right,
it's a boo whoa hey. And that's why they're using
them because like it's it's essentially it's it's you know,
you kind of pumping your adrenaline at second.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
So they're doing it essentially recreationally.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Yeah, well it helps. It is a performance and energger
you see it if you're like, you know, college wrestling,
that sort of stuff. And that's why it's it's gotten
so popular. It's going down to like the high school level,
to the to the fat randy level.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Seve. This makes so much sense because out of nowhere,
a dude friend of mine who's really into CrossFit there
is now super into smelling salts.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Okay, now is you can get sort of adjusted to them.
You're like, when we tried and wear it was we
don't do them. Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, all these
like it's it's now right, It's now in the common mind.
People are using although it's not a it's not a
controlled substance. You know, it's not illegal town smelling salts.
I mean sometimes I don't know if they still do it.
They used to be in first aid kids.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Oh yeah kids.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
So I thought there were four.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
My parents had a first eight kid that had the
smelling salts. I'm a dumb kid. I was probably eight.
I thought, oh I should crack this open. It was
like getting hit in the face with a board. Yeah,
so powerful.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Yeah, I can't explain it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
Used to it just jolts you, which needed at three
am here.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
That's my ot is that the NFL. And like anything,
if when when you see your your hero athletes, your
George Kittle's doing it, kids will start doing I mean,
I guarantee middle schoolers are doing smelling self. I'm sorry,
I whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
He's not happy about it. All right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Sports related, it's a Sea Best original trademark copyright game.
Why they cheering?

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Someone ask a just Gina, Greg and Sammy?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Why are they cheering?

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Okay, so that's obviously an announcers at a sporting event.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
I'm gonna assume because of the very dramatic announcer, this
has something to do with wrestling.

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
Yeah, I was gonna say, WWE.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Somebody came out, all right, you guys have nailed it
on the head good and you got you picked up
on the clue, which I'll get into in a second.
Here's the specific reason why they were cheering, so as

(01:13:11):
you can hear the slizer for Brock brock Brock. I
love that question. Gina Brock Lesnar who of course was
in UFC, played for the Vikings for a very brief
period of time and now he's back into Wressell John
Cena and that and Gina you hit the nail on
the head is you could tell this was so bad
it lee acted and over the top that it was wrestling.

(01:13:32):
I could tell the genre, right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
See, I thought it wasn't wrestling, because not that I've
ever been to a wrestling match, nor will I ever go.
I've heard from people that they're actually quite quiet when
you're at the venue.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Because yeah, they don't know. I was at wrestle Mania
this year for the first I was at. I was
at the premier event. Those are Summer Slam, which is
I guess their second premiere event, and it was Yeah,
there's a lot, oh so much the walk of the
wrestler coming into getting into the actual match starting. It's
like fifteen minutes they've got they've got a big entrance,

(01:14:03):
they're just slowly walking down. Then they get in and
everyone's talking about the match. You can't hear in the stadium.
You get the announcer right uh, and then and and
and then there's always, which I didn't real I forgot
when I was a little kid watching this, there's always
a referee that gets knocked out. And then and I
was looking at I was there in at wrestle meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Like you know, they have cameras everywhere this Yeah, the
referee got knocked story line doesn't fly anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Which yeah, again for little kids, it's great. But if
you if you're an adult and you see wrestling.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
You know, well, now's the time. Now's the time where
I admit and Bord is going to be the only
one who could remotely appreciate this. I have been to
many live like Pro Wrestling w w F. I've been
to uh Royal Rumbles, Rubble Royals, excuse me, I've been
to I mean every time they came to Kansas City,
we went.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
So I've been to dozens. I feel like a child.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
As a child, I probably fell off when I no
longer wanted to, you know, no longer idolize my brother.
So I probably fell at like eleven. But between like
seven and eleven, I saw everything.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
That's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
There's always time to get back into that's right. It's
drama and athleticism.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Yeah, yeah, to look for to gin. Yeah you can
come back.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Well, yeah, that's your this weekend audio Sports.

Speaker 10 (01:15:21):
This is the wood Show.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
All right, welcome back to the Woodie Show. Ever at
body on a Thursday morning where I was gonna say,
looking at we're listening to this week in audio, what's
up next to you?

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
So this next clip is my favorite type of clip.
It's where the person recording the interaction thinks they're getting
one over on the other person, but in fact they
are showing themselves to be the fault person, the loser
in this case. Now, Greg, yeah, this guy was caught
vaping in a plain bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Vapor.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
So how did they catch him vaping in a plain bathroom? Well,
they have detector They have detectors in there, and there's
various ways you could try to get around them. But
this I apparently didn't do that. And so he's recording
because he was mad that the stewardess I guess opened
up the door, which I assume they have a thing
to do that because an emergency. Obviously you need to
be able to do that, because they have an alarm outside.

(01:16:14):
I know this because I was sitting next to guy
on a Spirit airlines who was vaping weed in the bathroom.
So now, yeah, now he's not. Now he could come
out and say, oh, I'm sorry he's but he's vaping,
but he's got it like, oh, I'm gonna flip this
on her because she busted in the bathroom on me,
and then he's gonna layer some other charges on top
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
But I was actually sitting on the toilet and hair. Yes,
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Sorry, I'm here. I got it, I got it, I
got it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
Okay, So something on your.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Record allowed to do that, to put your hands on me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
She just put her hands on me, Yes, she did.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
She put her hands on me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
She tried to got my phone, but yes, but she
put her hands on me.

Speaker 10 (01:16:59):
I have a lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I am a lawyer.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
So by the way, all she's doing is like kind
of like motioning him away from the get it. Go
back to your seat, sir. We'll take care of this
on the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Oh she touched me.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
You can touch people. Sorry people, you could. You could
be touched.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
This is the definition of a little bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Yeah, And he's trying to flip the script get her
to forget that he was vaping. Yeah right, it's like, okay, okay,
I'll go back to my seat. She's not gonna forget
that you were vaping.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Not you, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
And it's the fine is whatever it used to be.
Like two and fifty thousand dollars for tampering. But I
think the vape fine is like it's like twelve hundred
bucks or whatever. Still, so there's enough to ketch you
you not to do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
It's a deterrent.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
And you could argue, well, vape isn't going to screw
the plane over.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
I get it, but you know you're not.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
And the detectors can't tell the difference between vapes and regular.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Smoke, even airsol apparently, like if you do hairs So that's.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Why she's saying it's for the safety of the passengers.
So we don't know if that's a fire, right, right,
So don't now. And I run into this problem all
the time with cart narks is. I'll say, oh the
cart blah blah blah, they'll find every other thing changes such. Well,
now again, let's not forget that she did kind of
put her hand on his shoulder. Oh no, and he's
not gonna let that fly.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
You do not put your hands on me.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
You do not put your hands on me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
You do not play your hands.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
I have twenty five thousand followers, twenty five thousand, Yes,
I know that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Yes, you did.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
He pulled it right over my chest.

Speaker 8 (01:18:20):
Yes, I have it on video.

Speaker 10 (01:18:22):
I was recording.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
So if you want me to release this, h you
want to say fired to me right now? I'm actually
going to call the police when I get back to
the ground on you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Yeah, you do not put your hands on the passenger.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Oh, I hate him so much.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
There has to be like an escape hatch.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
They just boot him right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
Through the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
I mean twenty five thousand whole phone.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Apologize to me right now.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
They're gonna micro influencer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Even if it was twenty five million, it's irrelevant.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Right, Yeah, And that's why I will not be plugging him.
I usually I give the oh, you can find this,
I'm not plugging him whatsoever at.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
All, And don't make the cool awesome people like us
who vape look bad.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Well, see, that's very mature of you, Greg. A lot
of times people won't not call out their own quote
unquote communities. He's, well, yeah, you gotta. I might even
quit vaping now.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Was anyone waiting for him on the ground.

Speaker 10 (01:19:11):
I hope.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
I don't know yet. I'm assuming. Like for instance, when
my guy, my spirit Flight, was caught vaping weed in
the bathroom, he bolted and there was no one waiting
for him because he was he was in the quote
first class, and I followed him out because I was like, oh,
I went to see what goes, but he was he
was rushing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
I think a lot of these people get away with it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:33):
Yeah, I think, and they're just like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Eh, you know, I'm not going to say I've never
vaped on a plane. Really I did risk it. Yeah,
sometimes you get desperate, you know, well, you can kind
of control your breathing and you kind of just exhale
very very slowly. You pretend you're like scratching your face.
Would do it in the seat, yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
I wouldn't do it in that tiny bathroom. When you
get a detector right there, you act like you're tying
your shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
You go under your seat. He kind of contort your
body and you've put it up. Oh, putting on chapstick.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
I'm not favoring the I'm a dragon, Greg, you need
to get you on the zins.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
This brings it to our next clip, also from a plane,
although this guy spoiler alert, did not get away with it.
This was a Virgin Atlantic flight from Heathrow to Pakistan.
First klay, I going to Pakistan first class, super super nice.
These are all you the big salon and all dude. Well,
this guy starts screaming at the flight attendant because he claims,

(01:20:33):
in his drunken state that she, the person working on
the flight to Pakistan, called him a paky I've now okay,
So that's one thing. That's screaming and the yelling, and
he's an idiot and so on and so forth. Now,

(01:20:54):
the reason he is currently about to serve twenty months
in jail, fifteen months in jail in England, it's because
he threatened to bomb her house. Oh my god, he said,
you don't you know me? You should know who I am.
He's nobody. I mean, he's sorta ritch. But whatever, You'll
be dead, I'll be I'll blow up your hotel, I'll
disappear you, I'll have you gang are worded and set

(01:21:17):
you afire.

Speaker 10 (01:21:19):
Thank god.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
But yeah, right, which, by the way, why would she
even say that. If she did, why are you screaming
at her? Tell you report her to blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
But he was drunk and in first class, and that's
the thing. If you're going to be in first class
comport yourself at first class. Yeah, thank It's not just
a price tag, it's a state.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Of being exactly. And I mean I wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
That London to Pakistan and that's got to be a
five thousand dollars ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Also, I don't know if it's more it's not really
an American thing, but apparently that is a pretty hardcore
slur in other parts of the world. Yes, because I
wouldn't have even thought about it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Yeah, Like I've never heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
I mean I heard it when I was a kid,
but I didn't why Pakistani people I was a kid
mean either.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
But as an adult I've been told like, oh, that's
a big one.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
I'm like, oh, okay, I think it's just I mean,
it's one of those we should go like a list
of slurs one day, yeah, like which, but also ones
that are just like like if I call a Benjamin
ben that's not a slur exactly right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Like as a Russian people say, oh, you're a Roosky.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Yeah, like people I don't know, we should find I've.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Been called pole lock, which which was again people probably
don't kids these days probably don't even know that's a star.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
It's so sad.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Yeah, guys, come on, there's so many great jokes also
in this week in audio, Greg, this is a long
clip so you can talk over it. Guess what's happening
all right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Machinery or a dog machinery.

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
Somebody's crying, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Sounds like a pile driver. Something banging posted to the ground. Man,
damn like instruction.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
Well that was a Paris bound flight that was hit
by a bird. Oh god, it's the cabin filled with smoke.
That is a person. She's breathing from the oxygen mask
dropped out. Boy and Greg, that'll never happen to you.

Speaker 10 (01:23:18):
What he puts the g in Garcia. So call sports
with Jeff. Good morning, Jeff, Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
What do you show? Good morning?

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
So sho hel Tani had himself a good day yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
Spots run in the air, deep center field, Scott going back,
forget about it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
That's God half way up the pavilion.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
That was his one thousand MLB hit.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
He also struck out eight batters in four innings, so
he had double duty yesterday. I wish you could have
pitched the whole game because the Dodgers' bullpen gave up
two runs in the eighth and another in the ninth,
and the Dodgers lost to the Cardinals five to three.
Dodgers are off today. They welcome the first place Blue
Jays to town tomorrow. Just for the record, the Blue
Jays scored twenty runs yesterday against the Rockies. Angels lost

(01:24:06):
yesterday to the Rays. They are off today. They had
to Detroit for a weekend series. Soccer son young Men
joined LAFC with a record MLS transfer of twenty six
million dollars from Tottenham Hot Spurs. Congrats all the LAFC
fans out there, and last, but not least, it wouldn't
be a sports report without another dildo story. Another WNBA
sex toy thrower was caught. This weirdo's name is Caden Lopez.

(01:24:30):
He's eighteen years old. He threw out a sex toy
at a Phoenix Mercury game. If you want to see
a pick of this weirdo, I have it on my
ig story at jeffg the sports dude not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
He looks like he's never touched a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
He's got virgin all over his face.

Speaker 8 (01:24:43):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
As a matter of fact, throwing this sex toy is
probably the closest he's ever gonna get to a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
I'm Jeff G.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
And that's you SoCal Sports.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Thank you, Jeff. All Right, welcome back to the Woodie Show, Yeah,
Thursday morning, on a very stellar edition of this weekend audio.
Wrapping it up with what.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
We got some challenges. That's one thing the Internet has
done is is every week it seems to give us
new challenges. And this is one that's a little under underground.
It's called the watermelon challenge. And what this one video
has is his man is standing like on.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
The hood of a car.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
He's got a pretty good sized watermelon, you know, maybe
eighteen inches across, and there's a lady standing beneath the watermelon,
maybe six feet below. And the challenge is can you
drop it on her head without her passing out and
hitting the pavements? Oh my god, let's.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Find out going down watermelon sallenge?

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Don't home.

Speaker 10 (01:25:39):
See it?

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
First off, he stopped the cow down at eight eight,
the traditional one. You chopped the watermelon and you have
to be blaring music behind you. This something about bitch
or whatever I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
At least he said don't try this at home. But
is this just self selecting thinning the herd.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
Yes is not good. Unfortunately, this is the type of
challenge that won't take off because you get greatly injured.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
When you do it. You break your neck. Right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Well, this lady, this lady, she was smiling, she was happy,
and then she was face down on the past.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
So yeah, watermelons, they weigh a lot and their rind
is pretty hard.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Yeah, it takes some effort to break them, and you're wasting.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Good watermelon, which happens to be my favorite fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
But kudos to the Internet for finally understanding that this
is an actual challenge. Yes, that's the challenge. Yeah, can
I not break my neck? That's the challenge.

Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
It's a difficult challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Yeah, let's say it can't be done.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
I tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
Our next clip. I would never play on this show,
and I'll tell you why, because I am of the
of the mindset that, like, let's say, for instance, you
hate the Kardashians, well you're doing them, know, You're you're
helping them out by talking about how you hate the Kardashians. Right,
So I try to practice what I preach. I do
not mention things that I hate. Typically, But since we

(01:27:00):
have an expert in the studio in the name of
Gina grad This is lin Manuel Morana. He was Warship,
he was on exactly menace things. He's a sex predator potential.
He was on the Tonight show Yes with Jimmy Fallon. Huh,
and they thought, well, what can we do with the
creator of Hamilton. Okay, we could have him seeing one

(01:27:21):
of his famous historical fictional raps, but he's playing children's instruments. Oh,
this is literally three of the most obnoxious things I
ever ever, I hate the most. Jimmy is not funny,
this bit's not funny. Lin Randa possible sex predator and
highly overrated altogether. But here's what it sounds like, a.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
Shot shot like coup to young young stepianos of the
game's dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
I got names as stylish, the problem.

Speaker 12 (01:28:00):
Keep going here with.

Speaker 8 (01:28:03):
A piece of.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
Mon is old, the Kids, Cold Show, everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Ever greag Hamilton won every award. It's been a huge
thing for like fifteen years now that I assume that's
your first time hearing that, probably the biggest song from Hamilton.
You did not seem to be impressed, never heard it.
Not impressed, Well, I wouldn't be children's instruments. I was
impressed with the xylophones.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
They're inherently hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Well, because Jimmy Fallon is of the unfortunately the James
Corden school of thought, where you know what, humor doesn't
have to be mean and it doesn't have to be
actually funny either.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Well, yeah, this is like kitchy if it doesn't mean
it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
This is supposed to be a comedy show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Just it's a variety show that's safe.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Well, can I get when it first started, like like
what if we do sort of like a hardcore rap
but with children's instruments? Okay, but now you're doing musicals
for children with children's and instruments, you're kind of missing
the joke.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
And let's not forget that that musical sucks. But finally,
that's a one clip here for Sammy And I have
no idea who Teddy Mellencamp is. I assume she's like
a Bravo person or whatever. Is she like a John
Cougar Mellencamp, I don't believe. So, No, they don't appear
to be related. Okay, here she is, and I think
she's doing she's doing a great job of threading the needle.

(01:29:24):
So she's got cancer. She also cheated on her husband
with Shamy Loves. Here's how she reconciles the two. Did
I do things that hurt other people?

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
To this day, does it still hurt my heart? And
I wonder if that's why I got cancer?

Speaker 13 (01:29:40):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
Okay, it was my payback.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Oh my god, Wow, that's super much.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
But she gets to play the victim. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
But still that is sad. She is that is what
is it called remorse and repentant? Is she repenting? Is
the word? I'm thinking repentance. Yeah, that's sad.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
That is like the fact that she cheated on her
I guess husband or whoever, it doesn't doesn't matter. But
now that she has cancer, she said, I.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Heard, well, it's like you're mad that you got caught, right,
It's almost like feeling like she deserved it, Like she
was so upset that like when that happened, it was like, well,
of course, because she was mad at herself.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
So sincere really sad?

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
So sincere this is depressing? Can we go back to
the watermelon.

Speaker 8 (01:30:22):
Chapelain watermelon challenge?

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Don't try to stir home?

Speaker 10 (01:30:32):
See it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Seven? No broken back.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Will be back in a sec.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
It's a Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
It is the Woody Show. Woody and Menus both out
and they're going to be back on Monday. Today is Thursday.
It is August the seventh. It's Cycle to Work day,
with which I can't partake in. I'm like, way too far.
I mean you could do that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
Might be scootering do works? Oh yeah day is that
nothing safe for the no helmet on an eastcooter. Then
I'll top out at nineteen miles an hour. It should
be flying to works. You should take me about an
hour to get here, and it'll be worth it. National
IPA Day today, National Raspberries and Cream Day, sure, whatever

(01:31:27):
that means. And then particularly preposterous packaging Day. Oh so
like old school clamshells. Sure yeah, I'd say Amazon's gotten
a lot better about that. That used to be there
were accounts set up for like you'd get you'd order
whatever a spoon and it would come in a fifteen
by fifteen box. You know, all totally they've really I think,
I mean everything I'll get is like a fishing well.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
Yeah, sometimes it'll just come in the plastic clear plastic
bag and you just throw that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
On your porch. I'm talking about this slap a sticker
on stick exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Unless it's a sex toy, feel free to just have
that keep it in the open.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Care.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
The worst I ever had was a pillow for an
outdoor couch. Pillow in a plastic bag in a box
in another box, and it was inside that inner box
was surrounded by crumpled up paper because pillows are oh
so fras. It couldn't have just been in an envelope. Sammy,
what's going on in the world of entertainment today?

Speaker 6 (01:32:20):
Well, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey or house hunting in Cleveland, Ohio.
Now this was yeah, first of all, back in June,
and it's just now news.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
For some reason, those realtors they to keep tight list.

Speaker 6 (01:32:35):
Yeah, and you're probably thinking what I was thinking, which
is why Cleveland. Well, it turns out that's where Travis
Kelsey is from, so obviously it was like a nicer
suburb better. Oh yeah, And sources say they haven't bought
property together yet, but that they are aligned on long
term plans and considering settling down privately.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Well wait a second, doesn't Chappelle live near there somewhere,
but he has a farm. I was gonna say, if
you want to go out and just build a compound,
that sounds pretty great. That's true, Ohio.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
But Taylor has so many houses. I'm sure Travis does too.
I mean, it's not like they're gonna live in Cleveland
necessarily just because someone buys a house there.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
I wonder how many houses she has, how many dwellings
like I like, you know, penthouses, apartments, whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
Oh yeah, she has a ton.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
If I were her, what would you I was, you know,
like a New York pet house. You can be there
a lot in La whatever compound to be there a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Other than that, I mean Miami, I guess maybe a
pied de terre in parents.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Oh yes, somewhere international.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
See, Like I wouldn't be there that often. I just
like rent or whatever.

Speaker 11 (01:33:36):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
When she was when she was dating that Kennedy, she
bought a place in Hyanna's Port that was like two
houses down from her grandma. But like, how often is
Taylor going to Hyenna's Port?

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
Well, according to uh the Internet, which is never wrong,
she has eight houses and they're in weird places. I
mean Beverly Hills, a couple of actually multiple in New York, Colorado, Okay, Nashville, Nice,
Rhode Island, Yeah, okay, okay for her.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
Yeah, and even though I'm sure that it was Travis
who was hunting for this house anyways, because he's the
one from there. But anyway, I.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Wonder what it's like to go house hunting when you
know whatever house you look at you can have it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
That would make it so much harder. I mean, I
can only I'm only looking at three afford.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
I think it would make it easier.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
I just slim down the odds.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
And then if I get bored of it, I'll burn
it down.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
Well, Christina Applegate, as we know, she has MS and
she's been hospitalized with a severe kidney infection that's affecting
both kidneys. I guess she was having intense abdominal pain
on a flight home from Europe and then she got
emergency care once she landed. But she's currently getting like
ivy antibiotics and stuff. But she's still co hosting her
podcast with Jamie Lin Siegler from the hospital. Oh sweet,

(01:34:52):
So she's staying open about her health struggles. They both
had MS.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
I was going to say that makes about Yeah, you know,
she's one of those chicks that I just I don't
want anything better. We have to protect Christina Applegate.

Speaker 10 (01:35:04):
I love her.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
I've loved her since I was a kid watching you know,
married with children. I just this sucks. I don't like
this for her.

Speaker 6 (01:35:11):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:35:13):
Moving on to Travis Barker, who's getting some heat because
he was online on Instagram and he liked a bikini
photo of his son Landon's girlfriend Skyla SAMs. Right, So
people are calling it creepy, while other people are saying
that it's harmless family support. No, here's the thing is
that people are going crazy like this is so creepy,

(01:35:34):
and I see the headline, I'm like, that is a
little creepy. He is forty nine, she's twenty one. But
what they're leaving out of the headlines is that it
was a carousel of pictures that included his son land In.
Right cares right, she posted it, she knows who follows her.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Well, congratulations, everybody were out of problems. This is not
a problem. Sammy's out here blaming the victim.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Yeah, exactly. Geez, she posted it, even if he legit
liked it just based on that one bikini shots. I
like this picture. It's a nice picture.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
I mean, I want to f you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
You're calling her lolita, That's what I heard. She's like, yeah,
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
I ask, ladies, are how aware are you of your
boyfriend or husband or whatever's likes? And Greg too, I
suppose how do you are you?

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Ever? Have you ever seen?

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
How does it come across your feet nuestion?

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Like if there's somebody that Mario follows that I'm unaware of,
and I see that he's liked a bunch of the photos,
it makes me think, like what's going on here? I
do get like jealousy or like suspicion, I should call it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
We're nerds.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
The only thing that I ever see him like that,
I was like, oh, I like that too, is like
the onion or ClickHole or.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
Some like satire or whatever. But he was just if
I saw like of like a lady, some.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Yeah, model or whatever bikini photos.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
I think that was pretty late.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
I'm looking at this. The photo in question is just
this twenty four year old girl. She's in some kind
of bed looks like a hotel bed and she's just
got a bikini like this is first off, she's a
basic bitch, and this is he's the most boring.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
She's pretty.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
Thought, Oh, I can't stand this move when hot girl
or whoever takes a girl and they they're pretending to
look away from the camera, like.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
Oh, that's a big one.

Speaker 4 (01:37:08):
You just caught me off, car, you caught me in
a moment like the fake I got this candidate being
fake doing an impromptu photo means it's not impromptu, ruining
the entire effects you were going for. Yeah, I agree,
but that's what she's doing in this photo again in
her bikini, though the bed covers are all rumpled as
if she so, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
Although I did have a girl who once saw that
I was friend She she so she friend requested me
on Facebook and I was like okay, sure, and we
were hooking up and then she said she talked to me.
She said, I noticed that like ninety eight percent of
your other friends are women. She did, first off, hell yeah,
second off, and she did with that, we're going to

(01:37:48):
work out. It's like I'm a feminist. Yeah, okay, this
is to assuming.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Yeah, yeah, that's why.

Speaker 6 (01:37:54):
Well, Matthew McConaughey, fun fact, was almost cast as Jack
Jawson and then Titanic.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Oh makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
Yeah, I mean the reason that he didn't get it
was because of his accent.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
I was gonna say that was all I was thinking about,
was what would that have sound like? Yeah, it's just
been Matthew McConaughey, but I'm from Irelan. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:13):
A couple quick more things really fast is that she
Na Sey from Vanner Pumper Rules. I know nobody cares,
but she She was talking about like people that she
hooked up with in Hollywood, people like John Mayor, does
he Metcalf, Jesse McCartney, Eddie Cibrian, j C. Chase from
in Sync.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
Okay for the rest of us.

Speaker 6 (01:38:35):
Of all these people that she hooked up with, she
named the best hook up with Shamar Moore.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Oh okay, now we're cooking with gas. I don't know
so that the male model was a hot here's the.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
Thing, a model.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
I don't know what he's famous for.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
I don't know what TV he does, but when I
see his picture, I'm like, that's Shamar Moore soap operas.
I don't know either, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
I know who he is too.

Speaker 6 (01:38:59):
He's very attracted.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
I'll tell you that. I like what I'm hearing he's on.
He must be on stuff that we're just like, Yeah,
like swat criminal minds. I'm like, I don't know, but
that is definitely shows our mom.

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
Yeah, I love it and a quick thing that nobody
cares about. Justin and Hailey Bieber's eleven month old Jack Blues,
made his music video debut in Justin's music video for
his song Yukon. It's black and white, shows family moments.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
And babah dable.

Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
Yeah, so it's big news that he, you know, was
in this music video. But they don't even show his
face in the music video anyway, So whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
They're cool.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
They named their kid Jack, so did eight billion other people.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
And how will we ever guess what a baby looks like?

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
It's shiver da were gonna sit theag He's like, it's
Shiver day and you know we don't do well. Happy
fiftieth birthday to Charlie's that All Academy Award winning actress
David Ducovni, best known from The X Files. He's sixty
five Wow. Bruce Dickinson Iron Maiden lead vocalist and commercial

(01:40:02):
airline pilot. He knows how to fly. He's sixty seven.
Michael Shannon one of those actors. He might not know
the name, but you've seen him in The Trillion Things,
Bordwalk Empire. Yeah, Man of Steel, Shape of Water. He
is fifty one. I thought he was wailed. And then
Wayne Knight, best known as New Men, New Men from Seinfeld,
seventy years old. Your porno birthday today is a Nika Albright.

(01:40:27):
She's ingested more protein than an Olympic weightlifter eight hundred
and thirteen. Yeah. Fine adult films, including four Babes Race
to Get Off. So is that like the female equivalent
of a circle jerk? Yes, okay, horny lesbian photographer can't
resist for model. Oh she's just so hot. This is

(01:40:48):
what I try to tell Gina all the time. You
have to believe me. She was in It's Safe to Swallow.
I don't know why you're always so freaked out about
she was in Buttman's Double Spelum Club, and then of
course her finest film, Toes Before Hose. Oh, so happy

(01:41:08):
birthday too, Anika Albright. She is thirty seven today. That
is your Porner birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and a look
at what's going on in the world of.

Speaker 10 (01:41:16):
Entertainment insensitivity draining for a politically her world show.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
All right, well that's a wrap on Thursday. Sweet that
means to snap time. We're happy about that fun day today.
I liked it. Look at the headlines, of course, this
weekend audio that had some good variety in there, and
some challenges that are actual challenges, whether I like them
or not, at least their challenges that people know how
to use that word. So go back on the podcast

(01:41:42):
today if you want to check that out. A bunch
of other fun stuff as well. Tomorrow is going to
be real fun. Our good friend Mark Thompson, the legendary
Mark Thompson, you know him from Mark and Brian. He's
going to be dropping by and I think he's kind
of just steering the ship.

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
We just let Mark loose and Mark does what Mark does.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
Okay, good, so Mark be here. We're going to play
the DUIQ. Of course, if we get time for it,
we'll see how it goes. I got to tell you
about some uncool injury Oh no, I'm an uncool injury update,
and whatever else we can do on a fun Friday
morning reminder that Woody and Menace they're back Monday morning,
and in the meantime, Gina grad wow us with some

(01:42:19):
parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Yeah, well, I think this is something we can all
get on board with as self proclaimed ish talkers. If
you can't be kind, at least be vague.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
Oh yeah, and stay mysterious exactly. Well, thank you very much, Gina,
and we will catch you here tomorrow on a Friday
morning edition of The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:42:38):
A quit this, this bitch