FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 8th 2025

Mark Thompson In Studio!, The DUIQ, Songs We Hate The Most and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Probably is The Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, Happy Friday. It's the
Woody Show. My Boner's at an eleven, just warning you now,
do you tell? I wanted this week to be over
so bad and it's almost over.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Yay, So I mean, I have to say, it's been
kind of fun.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
It's been a fun week. It's been a very very
pleasant week.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, but it's time for It's time for a tend It's.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
The Woody Show. Friday Morning. Woody and Menace are back
on Monday. In the meantime, Greg Gory and Gina got
Sammy and Sea Dass for.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Good Morning Boring.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Welcome to your Friday. Hell y'ah, Friday Morning, Woody show
up for a Friday. We're gonna let our good friend
Mark Thompson do a lot of the heavy lifting today.
Mark Thompson's coming in legendary radio veteran.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Mark and Brian Mark in the Morning, which I was
so excited to be co host of. Sammy worked with
them on Mark and Brian. He's family.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah, he's hilarious. So Mark Thompson's coming in today. He's
going to play the d u i Q with us.
I have this dumb game that we might get to,
the net Worth game, because that is one of my obsessions.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Oh, I like guessing how much people are working, right,
like judging them.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
And then Gina's got a little game for us as well.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
So the things that end up in my feet are
usually not very wholesome. But today this dude, Judson Veach
at Judson Beach Comedy on Instagram, and he had this
whole list of things, the worst things to be good at.
I want to see if you agree with this list.
I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna write down everything

(02:14):
he's saying. You should basically be ashamed of yourself if
you're good at this, and I want to see if
you agree with each one of them.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Here, Okay, these are things.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
The better you are at them, the less impressive it is. Pickleball.
Pickleball is tennis for people with type two diabetes. If
you're good at it, you shouldn't be playing it in
the first place. Congratulations, you just wounded an elderly woman
rocketed the ball right into her shin, so you gonna
have a bruise there for four years. How me and
the boys are gonna go down to the square. Make
Grayson Frankie Kry fantasy football?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Ever? Has anyone ever been impressed by you winning your
fantasy football league?

Speaker 7 (02:45):
These guys will be like, yeah, I won three years
in a row.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Actually doing a couple of best balls right now.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Me and my buddy's got a leg.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's just guessing running backs middle names, thinking about getting
sponsored by fan Duel. Somehow you managed to take an
activity you're already not involved in and make it pretend
corn hole. See somebody drop like six in a row.
This is what you were doing instead of learning a language.
People were good at corn hole. Other stuff in their
life has gotten away from them. Anyone who's really good
at cornhole. At some point in the night comes up
to you and it's like, hey, can you blow into

(03:11):
this so I can start my car? Guys like yeah,
I bring my own bags, and people are like groceries
like no cornhole trivia. It's impressive up to a point
and then you cross over to a place where it's
like he's mostly just arguing with the lady that set
up the trivia. Yeah, I told her William McKinley actually
died of Ganggreen, not the bullet itself. Oh okay, then,
did all the women in the place throw their panties
at you? Anytime you say, like, all that guy's great

(03:32):
at trivia, you might as well be saying, yeah, he's
got a lot of wolf stuff at his apartment. We
can't figure it out, but he does know a lot
about the Industrial Revolution.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
So it is pickleball, fantasy football, cornhole, and trivia night.
How say you on pickleball?

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Everybody, I've never played. I'm not a post I'm not
a hater like sea bass and pick You make fun
of pickleball all the time.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
I make fun of the fact that it's a that
will go away.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
I don't think it's going to go away.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Kickboxing sport of the future.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Uh, well, that's just self that's just called self defense.
And I'm not out here, you know, doing that every
weekend and bragging about it. But I think, yeah, that's
that's as far as like an activity. It's no different
to me than whatever any other like shuffle boarder, sure, whatever.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
But they're making restaurants based on like chicken and pickle
is like.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
No, it's very much.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Does that also have pickleball court?

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Super trendy. I think it looks fun. I've never tried it.
I would like to try it. And if I'm going
to play pickleball or shuffle board or any other activity,
I want to be good at it.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
I totally disagree with this, dude. It doesn't mean it's
a lame that you're good.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
At it, but I think he's saying I might be
putting words in his mouth, but like, if you're that
good at it, you should be playing tennis, or you
should be playing racketball you're younger.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
Yeah, he's saying that, like, older people, great, get out
there and do that. But if for your younger person
going in the court beating all these elderly people at it, it's.

Speaker 9 (04:54):
Like, yeah, where's the glory.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
There's the glory in that.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
So would you equate that to being really great at
many because if I'm playing mini golf, I'm also trying to.

Speaker 10 (05:03):
Be good at that.

Speaker 9 (05:05):
Are you trying to beat a nine year old?

Speaker 7 (05:07):
It's sort of like, yeah, it's kind of like guys
who are really good at the long drive and golf,
like they have long drive competitions that are not only attended,
but sometimes televised, which is insane. But like those guys,
they're they're good at ones particular facet of thing, smacking
it really hard. They're not good at another. You know,
they're not good enough to be an actual golfer. I
think there's a somewhat of a relation there. Yeah, I

(05:28):
mean I I don't know those people ever met him,
so I'm not annoyed by them.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
What about fantasy football, I do like the idea of
taking something you're already not involved in and making it
even more pretend, right, well, and if you're super into stats,
then that's going to be your thing.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
It's the extension of betting. That's it's betting culture. And
then the reason that people did fantasy football is because
before betting became essentially legal in most places now, that
was betting a must you and your friends, right, because
some people do it for money.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
I know someone who won five grand off of winning
their fantasy football I think that's.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
The only reason they do it, really right, and it
really has to win money, and it really you could
you could blame fantasy football ball for being the reason
that the NFL is big as a sport in general,
Like take baseball, hockey, basketball, et cetera. You watch those
if you like a team, but you just don't like
people just watch the games, like the Sunday ticket. People
will just watch that. And I think fantasy helps a

(06:19):
lot with that, because that makes sense. You don't have
a skin in the game.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
You have a guy on your team, right, a team
you don't care about.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
And if you're doing fantasy football and you fully understand it,
you're good at it. You know how to make trades
and pigs and who's injured and whatnot. I don't find
that lame. I find that impressive.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
But that's the thing, like, is there a can you
equate that? Like, if you're that good at it, maybe
you should be day trading. You know, we're actually be
making like some real money.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
That is all jack This, all this whole list is
bagging on guys in their thirties.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Well, thinking of that, let's move on to corn Hall,
the a picnic game that frankly I never heard of
until ten years ago. I mean, did people grow up
playing Cornwall? I'd never heard of that.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
No, It's other thing that really had a regional been
around forever, but it really became a thing that Gina
is saying. It just like the total the go to
tailgate thing now or a like breweries and stuff right now. However,
you and you, I've I've turned on ESPN too, and
on a Saturday afternoon people will play it professionally, and

(07:20):
I think that's a bit ironic about sarcastic, like because
no one like, no one really cares.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yeah, it's like it's like sad bowling.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
They're leading you have now professional corn hole and stuff
like that.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Oh no, that's kind of what we're saying.

Speaker 9 (07:32):
Yeah, they've had professional bowling for a long time.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Oh my dad used to announce it. I know. And finally,
trivia night. I'm split on this because I do love
me some trivia. But if you're the one, yeah, like
fighting with the poor sucker that you know, set up
trivia night at the pub, just trying to have a
good time, then your douche.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
This one I disagree with wholeheartedly. If you're great at trivia,
Ken Jennings made a career and millions out of it, and.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
I love him.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
If you're good at trivia, I find you to be
an awesome person.

Speaker 9 (08:02):
That's same.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
I think it's impressive, it's very impressive.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
And if I got something right and I think that
they have the answer wrong, you better believe on throwing
a fit, you better believe because I got.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
It right and I'm not backing down.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Well, I could speak from a long time a long
time trivia host that the guys he's talking about here
are not guys in their thirties. These are like guys
in their fifties sixties. These are like like old du trivia. Yeah,
these are like old gray bearded Dungeons and Dragons type
guys who are very smart. But yeah, they get their
food and drinks free every week because they came winning.

(08:36):
And yes they are a bit prickly and such, but
I don't hate them.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
And their group name is always something insufferable, like some pun,
some deep pull pun from like Rick and Morty, or
it's just something I hate that's accurate. Yeah, okay, So overall,
Judson Beach decent list. Thank you for providing that for us,
and he's at Judson Beach Comedy.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I just disagree with the pickleball and I disagree with
the comedy Fantasy football because you're fast and loose with
the term common Yeah exactly.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Okay, up next We're going to take a look at
what's happening in the world of entertainment and also your
birthdays and your porno birthday and all the usual here
on the Woody Shot. Welcome back to the Woody Showy Bday.
It is Friday morning. Good morning to you on this
International Beer Day.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Very nice.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
And it's also National CBD Day. Hell yeah, if that's
more your speed. National Frozen Custard Day, that is rip worthy, yes,
non ripworthy, heinous. It's National Mochi Day.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Don't know, you don't you're lying, Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Nobody loves mochi.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
Everybody you like ice cream? Yes, the addition of gelatinous
powdered corn star.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Show see best.

Speaker 11 (09:48):
Don't go against your pan here.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
Look the part. The same thing, The same effect could
be gotten with a stick. It's it's called ice cream
on a stick.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
It's If anybody says they like mochi, they are lying
to themselves and to society, not at all. Yes, you
are National Tarantula Appreciation Day. And do you do you
appreciate I sure don't. And take a penny leave a
penny day, which is every day, Sammy, what's happening in
the world of Entertainment.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
Kelly Clarkson, she postponed her Vegas residency for the rest
of the month.

Speaker 9 (10:19):
She posted to instant.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
I guess her ex husband, Brandon Blackstock, who's also the
father of her two children, is sick, so she needs
to be fully present for their family, and so this
is And this is also the second time that she
interrupted her residency. The first time was back in early
July when she canceled the show because of vocal strain.
So tickets are expected to be refunded or honored at
a rescheduled date. But second time that she's not shown

(10:42):
up for they.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
She really will just take off work for anything.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
She seems nice, she's talented, blah blah blah. Is there,
ever not some sort of drug issue or drama right?

Speaker 9 (10:54):
Taking off for her health, taking off for her husband's self.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
It's like, yes, someone that she hates right now, Yes,
her kids, well, but.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
That's that's the the universal get out of anything free
card rules.

Speaker 9 (11:07):
People are praising her for this.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Your family, your kids, do you okay?

Speaker 7 (11:12):
So two or three hours a night when they are
already probably asleep, when you can afford a nanny is
fully and completely nonsense.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
No, I don't think her kids live with her, because
aren't they like back in Tennessee or something better somewhere.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
They had airplanes right to see Bass's point, only they
had private jokes. Then hire someone, which I'm sure you
already do right exactly this.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
I have a feeling this belies to something that perhaps
poor ticket Sunes or just or just maybe she's lacy
he knows.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Now. I do love her voice, I don't. I think
she seems like a super cool chick. But yeah, like,
get it together, do your show.

Speaker 12 (11:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
By the way, I'm looking at the article, and yesterday
Kelly Clarkson shares her daughter River Rose great name, who
recently joined her mom on stage in Vegas. Yeah, okay,
so they're not like allergic to Las Vegas.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Do you know what her son's name is and why
it's Remy short for Remington because she loves Remington guns.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
I mean, you can name your kids after literally anything.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
She's a big fan of.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
I Am.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I think is a cool name.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Remy is Simuler right now, yeah, and Remy the Rat.

Speaker 9 (12:22):
Yeah, I know so many little kids named Remy.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
Elon Musk now, Steve ass so he has his AI
tool groc and that includes a spicy mode for generating
explicit content. And it's getting some backlash because it created
a six second deep fake video of a Taylor Swift
lookalike dancing topless.

Speaker 9 (12:43):
And the problem is that it wasn't being prompted to
show nudity.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
It just did.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
And the incident, I guess is raising concerns because this
goes against AI's own policies, which prohibits pornographic depictions of
real people. But they're saying it's a Taylor Swift look alike,
So it's not Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Maybe I don't know, it's Baylor Drift, right, Okay, we're
going to do that.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
We're gonna have to get to a reckoning on this
because it's gonna happen because a I can do anything
sure image in video wise, especially, and it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Have a conscience. It doesn't know if it's right or wrong.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Right, but there are explicit laws against even creating, Like
certain states, you can't create fake nudes of whoever.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
But is that for your own enjoyment or you can't
publish them or release them? So could I use AI
to make a porn with like Ryan Phillippy and Jay
Hernandez and then just watch that by myself because to
make the pornot it.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
Because I think that's also how like kids get in
trouble at school of creating out of someone at school
and then it gets the passed around text message and whatever.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Without passing it around. I wonder if that well around
legal muddy wise, we don't.

Speaker 11 (13:56):
Know you're doing it for yourself and you're not publishing
or distributing it, then.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Well but see that's the thing is with as we
found out with celebrity nude leaks or anything, once something
is created digitally, here's no way to keep that in right,
it will get out, Yeah, it will somehow get out there.
So I yeah, I think I think we're behind the
technology on this one. And I don't know the answer
quite frankly.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Well, and we're always chasing this. You know, we're never
going to know in advance, right.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Because if you want to make one of me, if
if so long as it's flattering a rat body and
a rat wien, that needn't make it get her rat,
give me a sweet ween, all.

Speaker 9 (14:31):
Right, everyone Greg gives you his permission.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
I just make it good, right, make it good. Greg's
AI only fans, Yes, I would rule all right.

Speaker 9 (14:39):
Well, Brad Pitt's mom, Jane had a pitch.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
She died earlier this week. She was eighty four. She
was a retired school counselor. And I really like this
because her granddaughter Sidney posted a tribute on Insta saying
that Jane was loving, creative, and full of compassion, who
cherish traditions like one on one special days with each grandchild.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
And my grandma did that with us, and they were
called special days really, and.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
It would be like, Okay, I'm going to pick up
you know, Sammy for her special day on Saturday, and
she would pick me up and you know, we'd go
to McDonald's and we'd go to the mall. And there
was four kids in my family, so it wasn't like
taking all the kids, which she would do sometimes, but
she made sure to do special and did you like, Yeah,
it was fun because you got to pick what you
were going to do and you didn't have to wait
on anyone else of going like.

Speaker 9 (15:22):
Do we all agree that we're going to go to McDonald's. Well,
I want KFC and I want you know, so, yeah,
that was nice.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
It was a special day just for you and shout
out to Sydney Pitt for being kind of hot.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Really okay, I mean probably oh Jane at A Pitt.

Speaker 9 (15:44):
That's his his mom.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
And then the granddaughter that posted the tribute Sidney whose SeaBASS.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
Is talking about Okay, you know, for whatever she is,
she's a lovely lady.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Yeah, very striking okay.

Speaker 8 (16:02):
And now John Cena he got a hair transplant back
in twenty twenty four, and he said that it completely
changed the course of his life.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
A lot of dudes say this, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Now I want to know how because he's John Cena
already mega famous and rich.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Sure, I'm saying that was the transition from wrestling to acting.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Well, well, this is twenty twenty four.

Speaker 8 (16:24):
In twenty twenty four, yeah, it was November twenty twenty four.
He said that fans had been teasing him over his
hair loss. Yeah, they had signs, they were chanting, they
were calling him the bald John Cena.

Speaker 9 (16:35):
I mean it was people were aggressive with this.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
I guess, huh.

Speaker 7 (16:38):
It's interesting. So it wasn't the nice thing. It was
sort of hurtful. Interesting. It got him to change his looks.
I was wondering if you were going to take this
personally as then now as someone who hasn't even isn't
even afflicted with a condition, but it still has to
do that. He's in pain exactly with the attitude.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:54):
So he ultimately embraced the procedure, saying that he'd wished
he'd done it a decade sooner, and had it not
been for societal shame surrounding male cosmetic surgeries, he would have.
And he says that he does believe that it's helped
him get more roles.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
So what I'm hearing is this just in Sammy says
bullying works.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yes, that's what I heard.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Change his life?

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Yeah, you feel better after making sense?

Speaker 9 (17:15):
Well, he wished she done in a decade earlier.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
And you know what this, listen to what the bullies say,
because they're right. Yeah, your bullies are right.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
And every role he's done I love.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
By the way, Ricky so.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
Fun had to have been filmed before this. If this
was twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah, you know that before that.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
It's ruly, it's so good. Please watch, Please watch it
if you want to love a movie that's better.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Ricky Sicky or Jackxy. Okay, I'll watch both.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
David won't.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
And you know we don't do.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Well.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
The answer is jackxy okay, followed closely by Ricky stich
Staniky Good birthday today, Dustin Hoffman actor, he's eighty eight.
Eight to the Damn tennis player Roger Federer is forty four,
Howards Ter and side sidekick Robin Quim sidequake. She's a
side quick. She's seventy three. Three for you, Sammy is it? J. C.

(18:16):
Chase Sinc. Forty nine, Shawn Mendez twenty seven, the singer
The Edge from You two The Guitars of You Too.
He's sixty four. Real name is David Evans, by the way,
Scott Stapp from Creed Everybody Loves Him. He's fifty two.
And then another one for you, Sammy, Drew Lache from

(18:36):
ninety eight degrees.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
So many boy be on birthdays today forty nine.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
Your porno birthday today is Charlotte Stokely Today's birthday girl.
She's taken more shots than an open bar to wedding.
She's been in six hundred and sixty eight adult movies,
including Blazed and Confused, Volume six. She was in Leave
No Toes Unsucked. Oh so That's what I've been saying. Yeah,

(19:02):
how about bubble butts, Drive Brothers nuts, how pouted, and
then my favorite of hers, cash for a survey, turns
into lesbian sacks. Oh you know what, pay you to
do the survey?

Speaker 5 (19:16):
I was gonna say, I think that gave me a
new job.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
I did exactly.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Charlotte Stokely thirty nine years old today. That is your
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Ooho, very nice operating.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
You are here now.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Now it is The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Welcome into a new hour of The Woody Show on
a Friday.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, in morning, good Ram and as promised. Look who's
here Mark Thompson. Yes, it's amazing. It is absolutely amazing.
I'm in this building. Yeah, because I was doing GPS
and I do it all the time, and for some
reason this morning I wouldn't get in it. Oh, I
thought I did what it said. And then I get

(20:03):
to the gate, the gate that I came to last time,
and the gate I knew it I'm going to open,
So I call Sammy and she goes, Okay, I'm almost
right there. Hang on, I hung on. She went to
the wrong gate and didn't know where. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
I went to the wrong gate. I was at the
front gate where I thought you were going. You went
to the side gate, and so yeah, I said I'm
coming because I was literally running down the street to
get to the gate that you were at.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
All right, wait a minute, I've been here thirty seconds
and you're already bitched at me.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
Yes, yes, I don't.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Know where I am or what it's. What it means
to be a part of this program is what I'm
here to talk about. Because Gina grad who I've worked
with before, Sammy Marino, who's bitched at me. Yeah, and
then Greg, my new buddy, my.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
New th I love that. You think he's going to
be your ally.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Well, Greg and I And this is the part you
don't understand.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
When I was here last time Greg and I bonded.
We even discover us getting together for food. Yes, oh,
for food, because.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Man, discussing is the first step.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
This is when you know, hey, this could be a thing.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Yeah, yeah, just make out all right?

Speaker 6 (21:13):
And in retrospect when I said that, I thought, is
that that verbiage was stupid. We should get together and
have some food.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Who says that get together and have some food food?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I know, it's well, thank you for having me back,
thanks for being here.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Having you here to me is like when I was
in Cabo last time. I was at this all inclusive
resort and I walked by this cafe and I saw
people getting frappuccinos and croissants and stuff, and I never
went in because I didn't know that was included. And
on day five of seven days, I said to somebody, Hey,
where where did you get that chocolate croissant?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
At the cafe? Oh?

Speaker 6 (21:47):
And what are those go fors? That's part of the
all inclusive It is so having Mark here, you're like
the all inclusive cafe where I can just kind of yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Right, you're part of the all inclusive.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah. Pretty hot. Sitting here looking at Gina. It reminded
me I do a podcast and I interview people, and
I had to beg Gina to you know, figure out
the schedule and come and.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Join it and not want to do it.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah. And I could feel that throughout the entire camp.
It was actually a blast heavily in there.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
It was fun.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
But Gina is one of the only people I know
that can follow GPS. She's got the address typed in
and she calls me ten minutes late and she goes,
I'm sorry, I went the wrong way. Yeah, and I'm
wondering you're following GPS, so how does one?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
I'm happy to break that down for you. I know, Okay.
Greg is the only one that's going to understand this
because he is technologically mentally challenged slow. And sometimes when
you're on Apple GPS, it'll just reroot you and trick you.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh wo.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
And it's not me. It sends me a direction that's like,
oh are you sure about that? I'm like, I don't know.
I was just following you. So it will reroot you
and real load you. And and that is not my fault.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Well, she she finally arrived. And what my studio that
I have here is basically it's a former it's an
equestrian neighborhood that I live in. And so this was
a former horse tall where my studio is. It was
a horsetall that they kind of decked it up and
made it look better and doesn't stink. But that's where

(23:24):
the studio is. So I went down to greet Gina
at the street. We're walking up, we hugged, we hey,
how you doing, and our conversation lol is as we're
walking to the back of the yard where the thing is,
and out of no conversation at all, within seconds, Gina goes,
I just got laid.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
Oh yeah, I thought, congratulations, that's great.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Somebody is good. That's right.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
I did say that because I because I had to pee,
like at your house immediately.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Wait, so just getting laid, bring pee time you need
to get.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Oh yeah you want? Do you want me to get uti?

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:02):
That's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Yeah exactly? Yeah, women pee every five seconds? Yeah, right,
in general? But after the sex, did you go peep?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I did, but then I had to go again. I
feel like it. I feel like it shifts things around.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Now. I'm interested. I'm interested.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Well, your husband does.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Because famously, very very well, this was noon or one,
and so how did how did it? It's been so long?
How did the sex? Was it discussed? Was it planned
or did it just happen?

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Well, much to Greg chagrin, a lot of our sex
is planned, which he thinks is gross and I'm sexy.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
It's not sexy to plan Sexyla.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Listen, I hear you, and I agree. I think if
I was a woman, it would be good. Yeah, but
as a dude, it's basically saying, hey, you must perform
at three pm times. Oh yeah, yes, yeah, Well I
never thought of it that way, but you see it's
almost in certain cases mandatory. When he has a crazy existent,
she as a crazy schedule, and nobody can get together naturally,

(25:03):
so you book it.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
See, I thought it was the other way around. My
husband kind of gives it like the ooh something to
look forward to, like I know this is on the schedule,
like you know, I don't have to worry about this
the rest of the day. But you're of the other
thinking that.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Well, I think first of all, it puts pressure on
the dude because what does the woman have to do?

Speaker 12 (25:21):
Not?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
There's right, exactly nothing.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
And then the other thing that bugs me about it
is the reason people schedule sex is they say, well,
we have kids. It's true, Well guess what, Humankind has
had kids for millennia.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
And I'm not trying to do it.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
When I was a kid, I don't know what my
parents are off doing For all I know they're banging.
I don't think they have. I think they've only done
that twice. But just because you have kids, you can't
have sex.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
No, you just can't have sex in front of them.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
Well, obviously, so you have kids, have adich.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
You have your own room. It's not like you're with
your kids twenty four to seven. If the kid is
over the age of say seven.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Mark, Mark will vehemently disagree. And if he doesn't, he's.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
No, I'm not. Look, there is nothing that will ever
replace you sitting there. She walks in front of the
television and something about it, and all of a sudden,
it's on versus the But I think you have to
have both. The scheduling is very and very important.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
You had to go find parking lots, so I know
you know what I'm talking about, not having sex in
the house.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, no, I do. But see that one. That one
was Linda's idea. It was date night, and so this
was basically scheduled. It was date night and our dinner
didn't take long. Now the kids are at home, yep,
and they're old enough to be alone. Matthew's there, and
we're gonna go home and have sex. Well they're still up.

(26:44):
Dinner was really really short, and so we're driving and
we're discussing what we're gonna do. We thought about going
in the back door by the garage, sneaking up the backstairs,
but then we realized we would get caught. Then there'd
be questions, and date night's over. Not gonna happen. Linda's says,
exit here we did. I took a left as I
was told. We were at Costco. Oh so hot as

(27:09):
in the parking lot, and she goes, just find a
parking spot, and I did, and that's where it happened. Yeah,
in the in this Costco parking lot, in the glow
of the beautiful Cosco. Yeah, we nailed it. Yeah, but
but I do defend both. Schedule it. That's fine, Organic
that's even better. But scheduling can be a great thing.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
But I mean that was a better option than just
going home and saying to the kids, hey, put on
a movie, we'll be back in a minute.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
They're not going to figure it out.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
His kids.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, you don't know my kids.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Yeah, savvy. You don't grow up in that house and
not learn a few things.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
When I walked in my house when kids were young.
The first thing I would do is grab my wallet
and just hang on to it because you never know what.
How long do we have?

Speaker 11 (27:56):
We have a couple more minutes.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right, here's my here's my biggest issue. It's Sammy.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Oh yeah, I mean she's.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
A lot look Sammy.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Yeah, here comes.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Well it's it's lawbreaking quite frankly, now, Sammy. I worked
with her on Mark and Brian, where I met her,
and then she goes on and stays with Heidi and
Frank at which Sammy and I and now she's here.
Sammy and I periodically we'll talk yep, you know, discuss
things about radio advice. So happy to do it. I

(28:29):
love her. Happy to do it? Well, I did about
six months ago.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Six months okay, did.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
You hear the attitude? It has been NonStop since I
walked in this building. Okay, would you agree with four
months ago?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Three?

Speaker 12 (28:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Two?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Stop talking. I texted her, yes, and I said, now
respectful of her schedule, I said, Sammy, when you get
a minute, could you please tell me how you're doing?
Is everything? Okay? Simple question. She hasn't texted me yet.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
I think that was your answer.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Now, see you you hide behind while I'm busy. I
got a schedule.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Yeah, right, going on.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
What you don't understand is this is prisonable because I'm
an elderly man.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yeah, I could have killed him.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, no, that's it.

Speaker 12 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
And so I'm thinking, did I say something? Did I
do something? Yeah, she hasn't texted me back still to
this day. I was simply asking a question. If I
took you to court, I am going to be seventy
this year, and you ignored me. What if I had died? Yeah,
you would have felt terrible.

Speaker 7 (29:43):
I would have.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
I would have and that is true. And I have
nothing to say other than I'm a bad friend. But
it was a month ago, and I have the true
the text message to prove the date.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
That he sent it, which was about a month ago.
And I kept meaning to and it was one of
those things where you know, and I'm like, I got
to call him.

Speaker 7 (30:03):
I got to call him.

Speaker 9 (30:04):
And then even even when yeah, even when.

Speaker 8 (30:08):
I knew he was going to be coming in here,
and when we were discussing it and like, hey, how
we have Markaman, I was like, oh, I really need
to call him back.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
And I still didn't.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Judge you're her. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
She meant to text.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
He did, and it was on the list.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I didn't understand. I'm sorry I wasted everybody time she
ignored an old man.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
I apologize.

Speaker 8 (30:27):
But and Mark, you mentioned that you're turning seventy this year.
Is it helpful that I know your birthday is December first?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Now see that's impressive. You could have texted that to me.

Speaker 9 (30:37):
I care.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
You could have texted birthday.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I didn't text you for six months, but I care,
I do. I intended all right, all right, we have
to go when we come back. At one point this morning,
I spoke and I've been on this forever. I fell
in love with a television showed the pit.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Oh it's a good one.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
And I've been after Noah Wiley, my guy who tracks
down people for me and finally got him. Had a
discussion with him this week. I have clips. Oh, we'll discuss,
we'll talk. But there was much fun to be had.
Why don't you text Noah? Maybe you'll respond to him?

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (31:12):
Maybe maybe?

Speaker 9 (31:14):
But I did you say we're doing We're not doing?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Noah?

Speaker 7 (31:17):
Next later?

Speaker 6 (31:20):
U I Q which Mark is nervous about.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Well, I don't even remember how it goes. It seems
confusing to me. And now it's we've established I'm seventy.
I'm not hanging on too much.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
But I'm sure I'll talk you through.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Don't worry about it. Sammy will text me how to
play that. He's our embecile.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Now it is the show on a Friday morning, and
that means it's time for the d u i Q.
And Mark Thompson is joining us this morning, and Mark.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
You're gonna play. I'm looking forward to playing, but I
gotta I gotta let it be known. I'm not afraid
to sound old. What what what is it? A little boot? Boot?

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Ask your children.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
It's a little it looks like a little figurine.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
What do you do with it?

Speaker 7 (32:09):
Nothing?

Speaker 5 (32:10):
You hang it on your backpack or on your purse.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
You collect it, you resell it. I'm really sorry, I asked.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
It's mostly for children and basic women.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
It's today's beanie baby, exactly, a little piece of garbage
that is overprizing people pretend to love, you know, I'm
really sorry, I asked.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, Well, SeaBASS is here.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
He's got the u IQ. SeaBASS you explained to Mark
how that works.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
So to put it very very simply. You guess whether
drunk people know trivia, that's the game they're drunk, Well,
they know the answer to the question, super simple. Now,
we have discovered through just observation that on this show
we have people who maybe don't know these answers when
they're sober. One of those is Menace, who seat you're

(32:52):
in right now? He's out of town. The other Sammy, yes, uh.
And they both both of these people admitted uh. And
we also found just through discussion that during their entire
course of high school they read not one book either.
Somehow made it through, you know, not secondary education, but
you know your teenage years without reading a book.

Speaker 9 (33:10):
Yeah, and I got a's on a few book reports.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
Actually, public schools are I've always said that. So again,
that's what we're gonna do, Marcau. I'm gonna play a
clip of the person in question, and now that the
only thing you have to worry about, you can play
along in your head and write out a little answers.
Is don't blurt out the answer, because we want to
hear from Sammy and so on and so forth.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Mark's gonna be playing for Menace today.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Oh okay, maybe through osmosis, you won't know it.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
Right, So yeah, so your your only job is to
play along, listen and enjoy the drunk person talking gibberish,
but don't say anything right away. Don't say oh, the
answer is blah blah blah right down.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I made that mistake last answered totally totally normal.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
I understand now now that the listener plays along, of
course by here in the audio enjoying the frivolity. But
we also have a player on the on the line
who also guesses and says, oh, this drunk person they know,
they don't know, and if they get two answers out
of three correct, they win and.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Are contestant today is Amber? I do believe Amber. Hello, Well,
let's get to know who the drunk.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
Is, and that is Jennifer. She's been out drinking. She's
gonna tell us about that, and she's also going to
discuss more in depth with me the fact about herself,
Greg that she told me that she isn't active and
participating lesbian. What did you have to drink tonight, Jamison?

Speaker 12 (34:27):
Mostly madori sours anything sour?

Speaker 7 (34:33):
When did you first find out you were a lesbian?

Speaker 12 (34:35):
Probably when I was like in seventh grade because I
had like the biggest crush.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
On Hillary Dove.

Speaker 12 (34:41):
Swear to God, I swear to God, Like I was like,
Hillary Dove is going to be my wife.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
When did you first have your full on, like lesbian experience.

Speaker 12 (34:50):
I mean she was a bitch, but like I loved her,
so we like introduced each other's bodies and you know,
we just had a religious experience.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
That first lesbian you hook up with is always a bitch?
What is that about?

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Clear, she's not saying Hillary Duff is a bitch? Then
her first lesson for her first she's.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Saying she loved Hillary Duff.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Yeah, and my first gay for a he was an ale.
I mean, what is it that about?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
They are?

Speaker 7 (35:18):
They all predators and then they destroy you.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It's terrible.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Jennifer, she's drinking dory sours and other things. And uh,
who was our archtesting again? Their Gina?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Amber? Yeah? Amber? All right?

Speaker 7 (35:30):
So Amber, here is question number one. Okay, the first
mammal to be cloned was Dolly. She was a what?
Oh hold on, sorry, the first mammal to be cloned
was Dolly. She was a what?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Okay, now we're guessing if Mark and Sammy, So.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Yeah, we're going to be discussing thinking about you. But
the only thing the color has to worry about is
our drunk Jennifer.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
So I'm going to start out of the gate, very
very daring, with a triple yes.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
Yeah. I think there was. This was in the news
recently because there was an anniversary that just wants That's.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
What I was thinking, Like, Mark knows this. Mark looks
pretty confident, but Mark often looks confident when he doesn't
know anything.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
That's not fair.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
You can't see me usually at the face.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
Everybody else always looks at Sammy and menace.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I don't. I look at bored.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
That's all I think.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Stop cheating.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Oh that's cheating. Okay, I'm just I like looking at
Mark's face. Uh, Sammy and Mark. Yes, Jennifer a hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, she's not that drunk though. Oh that's a that's
just a bad laugh.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
That's Mark. You playing the game right here. You're listening
to the clues. The context is the way you do it.
That's a good play.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Sticking with my answer, all.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Right, I'm sticking with triple yes.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Okay, Amber, I'm gonna go No, Jennifer will not know it.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
Okay, safe guess all right? Question number one. The first
mammal to be cloned was Dolly. She was a what
Sammy cheap? All right, I think we're going to go around
the room on this one.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
See, so far, so good.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
And now to our drunk Jennifer. The first mammal to
be cloned was Dolly. She was a what Dolly?

Speaker 12 (37:13):
She was a homo sapien. I'm sure, I.

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Mean is a homo sapien though.

Speaker 12 (37:20):
We're just we're humans. But like at the end of
the day, like there are species out there that I
think are greater than us.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Oh, thank you, Jennifer, if only she does the laugh
right after.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Well, Amber is off to a good start and very
wise to go with no ye, And now we realize
that Amber, that Jennifer is a little bit on the
drunk side.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
Mark and stupid. That's always a combination playing both.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Us our favor stupid.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Okay, now question number two for your do u i
q spell pianist. Oh, we don't do a ton of
spelling d u i q as is it's a designed
for menace.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
But right here, darn uh.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
Gina, what are your thoughts?

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Uh? I'm gonna say yes Sammy, sorry, no, Mark, and no.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Jennifer pianist pianist PNS penist yes he Mark, Uh, Sammy
sure yes no no to Jennifer.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Okay, interesting, I think she's gonna it's gonna be a
no because I think she's gonna think Pas said Penis. Yeah,
probably yeah, all right, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Just like hearing the ladys.

Speaker 7 (38:44):
All right, starting in the room. Question number two spell
pianists with Sammy p I A n I s T.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Okay, Mark p I A n I s T. Nice
that and let me credit whoever just so I did.
That is a wonderful difficult word to use in this game.
That was very strong.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
They creator and hosted this game is of genius.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
I three, so smart whoever created any of it? I mean,
my god, modern day Einstein.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
All right's go to our drunk Jennifer spell pianist.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
P I A.

Speaker 12 (39:22):
P I A n I s T.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
Did I get it right?

Speaker 12 (39:26):
I am a mother pianist.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
To have gotten drunk or as she would.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
Yeah, but this puts Amber in an interesting situation. One right,
one wrong. So it all comes down to question number three.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
What is the state of abbreviation for Kentucky? And now
I usually give. There's some questions about this because I
we tape these all over the country and the world sometimes.
In fact, this was not taped in the southeast. I
think Las Vegas.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Okay. Can I have the question again?

Speaker 7 (40:00):
What is the state of abbreviation for Kentucky?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (40:03):
So, notice having seas it's a little nebriated for this one.

Speaker 7 (40:07):
There's a lot of things going on, dealing with a
lot of things out on those streets, the people yelling, screaming,
a lot of distractions. So you know you're trying to.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Do and I'm interested. What were you doing where you
didn't know what they said?

Speaker 9 (40:17):
I listen, I did hear it the first time. There
are words in there I have not heard before.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Just text it.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Okay, let's go through it. State abbreviation, abbreviation.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
You didn't hear the idiot were Let's hear it one
more time.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
What is the state of abbreviation for Kentucky?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
He did mumble the words abbreviation, wasn't sure?

Speaker 5 (40:45):
False? Do you know what abbreviations?

Speaker 12 (40:46):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (40:46):
Yes, yes, I do, Okay.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Kentucky okay?

Speaker 6 (40:51):
Okay, So I'm tempted to triple yes, and again, really.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
I don't know Jennifer's She's gonna say something insane. I'm
gonna say yes to Sammy and Mark and no to Jennifer.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Well, based on what we just witnessed, I'm gonna say
yes to Mark, no to Sammy, and no to Jennifer.

Speaker 13 (41:13):
What just is there like any like all the m
all the states to start with M can be confused
because there are sobriety of that.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
However, like around around the room and Sammy, you know this,
there are there are only how many states to start
with K?

Speaker 5 (41:31):
One? One?

Speaker 7 (41:32):
Oh? Really do you want to talk to her about that?

Speaker 5 (41:34):
I'd say two?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
There's two Sammy, you shouldn't be on a mic.

Speaker 7 (41:41):
Mark tops out, dear people can hear you. And the
third one, of course is.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Third?

Speaker 7 (41:53):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (41:55):
There all right?

Speaker 7 (41:57):
So well, yeah, from the call when you get our
amber's guests again, only guessing all comes down to this,
Jennifer question three.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Again, this is so easy, So I'm going to say
no though.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
I We'll start in the room with question three on
Sammy and Mark? What is the state of abreviation for Kentucky?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Sammy, what's the reviation?

Speaker 9 (42:20):
Ky?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
And Mark? It is ky? Okay?

Speaker 7 (42:23):
Well, and I've given this way for free. I think
I may have said this before. That's my favorite joke
at specifically at a Cracker Barrel, because they'll serve you like,
you know, biscuits or whatever, and you want to jelly
with that and you say, oh, yeah, do you have
the Kentucky jelly? Oh that's see And then she's like what,
and then you explain and then and then everyone has
a great time. Yeah, yeah, it's you know, like, oh,

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it's crackerball. That's appropriate.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
And I know we're in the middle of the game,
but Cracker Barrel used to be so incredible and now
it's just not a lot of that depends on which
restaurant you go to, but it used to be incredible.
In the last few times have been not.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Great, subpar.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
But if you want a good laugh at Cracker Barrel,
ask for the Kentucky jelly.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Wrong one for the whole family.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
It really is all right. Question three final, This is
a do or die. Do or die for Amber? What
is the state of abbreviation for Kentucky?

Speaker 5 (43:19):
I think it's Katie.

Speaker 12 (43:21):
Dude, I'm right, I'm Einstein. Hit me up on Twitter.
I don't know what my Twitter handle is. I'm sorry,
but find me.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Amber, She's Einstein, Am I can't do it?

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Was gonna be Kat to Greg Well. The reason she
was so happy is because even when they get answers
wrong on the d U I Q, what do I do.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
You geniusly weave into the conversation ways that make you
feel like you got it right.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Right, I got nodding, even though you don't really address it.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You don't say yeah, that's right, You just say like,
how does it feel to be so incredibly knowledgeable? Yeah,
smiling because.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
You walk away having played Mark when I was just
I didn't even know my own name.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I was so drunk.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
I walked away thinking like, damn, I nailed it, and
in reality I absolutely did not know it.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
That's how you sound double so you feel like But
then when you sound like that, you say your Einstein
is f.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yep, I'm Einstein, and you're doubling down your stupid right,
and then you go pass out after your vomit and
then elevator. It's a good time.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
Hey, we have a winner today from our caller Amber,
Well done day.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
I'm so honored to be in this room you guys,
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
A rare sweep from Sammy see Mark Thompson of Sammy
got all those correct normally, she's maybe halfish.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Yeah, give her to which.

Speaker 8 (44:41):
Is interesting because I'm sitting here feeling like I'm dumb
the whole time getting them all right.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Isn't that weird?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Meanwhile, when you get them all wrong, the host of
the d u i Q makes you feel good about it.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
So weird.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
It's very rare that you feel really good about yourself. Well,
that's how the d u i Q works. Mark, I
think you get it now. I do, and I'll be honest.
You know, I've listened to it on the podcast, and
I was sat in here first time I was on
the program. I do get lost in the confusion because
I last time.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I tried to answer, Well, I did. I answered the question.
That's not the point.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
You got your ass jumped all over.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I did. It's all right, I did, and I felt bad.
Now I do have a grasp on it now and
I like the way you're doing it. Let me just
condone it. Okay, Well, goome, good job, good job, good job.
More with Mark Johnson here on The Woody Show. Next.

Speaker 12 (45:33):
Hey, if you feel like you could be as.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Last, try it off Massage The Great.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Show it's your Friday Morning Woody Show, Woody and Menace
back on Monday. Today, we're hanging out with Mark Thompson,
the one and only Mark Thompson.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
It's so good to have you here. Thank you, and
it's good to see you Greg. I got a question
for you, Mark, Agree or disagree? And this came up
on the show out a week ago or so. Men
when they reach a certain age. You were just telling
me about being on a lake and looking at geese.
Men when they hit a certain age taken interest in birds.

(46:11):
I would assume. I think so, isn't that weird? Well,
they're pretty unique because we were talking about the lake. Yeah,
and I told you watching the animals around there are
in one spring. This was two springs ago. I was
watching geese and geese mama is in the front, Yeah,

(46:32):
all the babies are behind, and I'm assuming Dad is
in the back. And I was watching, enjoying, and the
little chick in the back kept moving off and Dad
would gently bring his beat down and pull him back
in line. Did this three times. On the fourth one
when he got out again, he popped it. I'll never

(46:53):
forget seeing that. Yeah, No, I do enjoy the livestock,
the things the air. While Yeah, it's funny. You have
a certain age and you just take an interest in
love birds and serenity and birds and weird stuff like that.
Question for Gina as well. You made an offer on
a house. Yeah, what's the next step?

Speaker 5 (47:12):
They accepted congratulation.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Say now wait, now prices are elevated? Oh god, so
did you go in at asking or below below? You
could have, because.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
These days you can do that.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
We're not.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
It's not a hot seller's market right now, so a
little below they accepted. But now I have to go
today into a wire transfer, and I don't think I've
ever done that, and it ate for like twenty bucks, right,
this is for some serious money. And Greg has gotten
me so worked up and so scared to do this.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Wire transfers are so eighteen hundreds to me. Why do
we still do them? Why it's the only way they'll
like watch the alternative, I would think, Zelle, we are
walking a check over or a physical check which they
won't accept because.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Greg says that if I'm off one number, that thousands
of dollars just vanishes.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Into the ether, which I believe is not a myth.
I believe that's a fact. And I've an account number
and then there's a phone number that it goes to
one digit off.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Oh my money, God.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Give me such a stomach ache. And then the escrowl
lady said, and whatever you do before you push that button,
call me and I go Why she goes, there are
so many hackers out there. There are people just waiting
to intercept this. I was like, I can't do this.
This is way too scary.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I've got a friend who has just taken for seventy grade.
Oh what, you would jump off the bridge? Yeah, yes, so, Gina.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
It's going to seem very tedious. But when you do
a wire transfer, you give them the information that your
lender escort a person gives you. It's a long account number,
some sort of phone number, and then they are going
to type that information into their forms. Then they're going
to hand it back to you, and you are going
to want to read every single digit twice.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
That's not where I shine.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
And then you're gonna want to be on the phone
with your lender lady and say, Okay, it's gonna send, now,
let me know when you get it. And then the
minute they say they get it, then you can breathe.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
This is giving me a stomach ache.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
It's gonna have you Have you done the doc you
signed yet?

Speaker 5 (49:14):
Oh many things? I have no clue what was on there.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I look, I have to assume if I get it,
it's from my realtor and they think I need it,
So I just sign it, right.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
And are you going to not get the house if
you don't sign it? I guess I'm signing it, right, Yeah, exactly.
We're always raised to you don't sign anything that you
don't read first, unless it's the biggest purchase of your life.
Right then, don't look at.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
It just now. Did you have to go back to
the owner and say we want this, this and this fixed.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
No, it's pretty turnkey. And they already left town and
left their washer, dryer and fridge.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
Sweet, it's a good bonus.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Yeah, it's that they already left, so I think they
just wanted to wrap.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Have you done the walkthrough? No, okay, they can still
take it the final right, the final walk through when
you go through whatever you see or don't see is
what it. Because once you've done the walkthrough and you
go we're good.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Yeah, that's it. So if the water it becomes officially
becomes the money Pit.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, well yeah, if the washer and dryer is still
there and walk through, it's yours.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Or if they wrote in there, yeah, you can't take this.

Speaker 8 (50:18):
Yes, that you wanted it, that's the stuff you do want.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Well, good luck with the wire. It's gonna it's gonna suck.
You're gonna hate it and you'll have an aneurysm because
I know you and you just will. Good luck.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
We're hanging out with Mark Thompson here on The Woody
Show all morning long. To have him here, Woody and
Menes will be back on Monday morning. Mark, Let's promote
you your podcast. Where can people find it? Where can
they find you?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
In general? What is up with you?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Well, I'm a really really old radio guy trying to
act like I still matter. So I do a podcast.
I think there's a about eighteen people who check it out.
It's called What You Do. And a little later I'm
going to share a moment I spoke with Noah Wiley
of The Pit, which I have become fantastical.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
How did you no offense? How do you get in
touch with him? Offense taken?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I've got a guy, Rocket Bob, who tracks him down,
he doesn't stop. And what really does it for me
is that Noah Wiley, when he found out that I
was with the Mark and Brian program, he was a
massive fan. Oh good, and we got it done that way. Yeah,
it helped a great deal. So I do a podcast,
and honestly, I so still at this age love the

(51:41):
process of doing broadcasts and not years.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
How many decades have you been on a mic?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Sixty?

Speaker 5 (51:48):
My good god?

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Yeah, And you know what, the love I have for
speaking into one of these, I'll never ever get over
it now, it just won't.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
You can't stop.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
I'll do it until I can't do it right. Yeah,
that's so. And look to love what it is that
you do, no matter what it is is one of
the greatest joys. Because I tell younger people, if what
you do for a living is something you absolutely adore,
I guarantee you success because the work is joyful exactly,

(52:18):
not a chore.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Well, and you're gonna probably die in your chair with
a mic in front of you. I know that when
you die, you have said this many times, you're going
to be with your phone in your hand, clutching Amazon,
making sure you spend all your money so your kids
don't get any well, I've threatened them.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
I've told them I don't like any of them, quite frankly,
and to give them my hard earned money, I ass
you can kiss.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
I agree with that sent of it. I always thought
that would be rule. Just to spend your last dollar
the day before you die.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
And you know what, I'm gonna buy crap that nobody
wants purpose.

Speaker 6 (52:54):
It good plan, good plan. More with Mark coming up
next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Do you watch.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Years after years of years and then you see them
in person and it's all the different experience than you
do watching them all over the Spreence.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Show?

Speaker 7 (53:12):
What do you show back in a bit?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Mark?

Speaker 6 (53:14):
Listen to this text we just got from the seven
to one to four. Mark Thompson provided me with twenty
years of the best mornings of my life. You've made
my day by having him on the air today.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Well, my gone, thank you sweet, it was my pleasure.
You know, we have been credited with more than we
were because everybody said that they, like she just said,
enjoyed the program. I can tell you honestly, the only
thing that we did was things like when Brian and
I would get together and discuss topics for the next

(53:48):
day show bits and things we were going to do.
We've been credited with a brand new, very fresh approach,
and I'm sure that's true. We were not aware of that.
We were simply doing crap that we thought was funny.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
That's what you have to do. We talk about that
all the time. You do it and the audience will come.
So we talked about my little housing thing, and somebody said,
a great idea is what I'm gonna do. Send a
dollar first and make sure it goes through wire a
dollar first.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
So would they allow that?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
I'm gonna ask, But that's my house journey. How do
you like the house you're in?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Mark? I love it. In the valley, you can still
get a little bit of a yard. Yeah, in this house.
This neighborhood was built in the seventies, so in mid seventies,
so you still get not a slither like for example,
I cannot reach out my window and touch my neighbor's

(54:41):
house yet it's too far. That's the key. So we've
got a slither and I love it and get this
and know this, and boy, this is big news. Everybody listen. Okay,
my neighbors, all of them one at a time. Over
the two years, I've said, do you know who used

(55:03):
to live two houses down from you? No, Jean Claude
van Dam lives. Yeah, that's the big deal in the
He's like nobody over there now. And in my mind,
I'm thinking, so freaking.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
What Jean Claude, that is so rand used to live there.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
The muscles from Brussels in my neighborhood, you bet, No,
absolutely love it. Equestrian horses everywhere. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I was over there one time and literally saw horses
walking down the street. It was very surprised. Yeah, just
kind of minding their own business.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Well, I take Walker, my dog, twenty pound golden doodle.
My entire life revolves around this dog. Yeah, I go
and I'm taking him for a walk, and I've got
the little baggy you know he takes Oh yeah, and
I bend over and I pick it up, and I'm thinking,
why am I doing this? There is a massive pile
of horse right right there.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
It makes no difference.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
It's a Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Welcome back to the Woody Show, Woodie. We'll be back
Monday morning along with Menes. They're busy at their morning
show boot camp. But in the meantime, today we decided
let's bring Mark Thompson in and let him do all
the heavy lifting. I'm loving it, loving it. I'm especially
looking forward to this segment because you gave us an assignment,
and I thought it was a difficult assignment.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
You know, this is one of the segment you were
kindly asking what I do, and I do a podcast,
and I still do the old school radio crap. You
come up with an idea of something, you try it.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. This one has worked
pretty well. People are having fun with it. So it's
basically called songs. I hate. This is a song, and

(56:48):
we all have this. This is a song that everybody
loves it except you, and there's something about it that
you just don't like. There's no rhyme or reason, but
that's what it is. So the quest is choose one
everybody did, and so where should we start? Why don't
we go with Let's go with Gina.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Okay, this was kind of a no brainer for me
because I know it was a massive hit. It got
all the radio play in the world, but I just
can't take it. I hate it so much.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
Now, refreshment, this is marine vibe.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
She will be loved.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
I do like this.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
Yeah, well here we go to it gets worse. I
hate it so much.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
It does sound I can see it sounds fake. It
sounds for uced. It sounds like, hey, make a make
a love song. Thank you that idiots will like.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
It, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 10 (57:54):
Well.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I mean again, you hate it, but it's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
I don't know. To me, it just drones on and on.
It's slow. I find it depressing. I personally have a
little bit of a problem listening to Adam Levine's falsetto.
That's just a preference. It's just not my thing, and
this song really showcases the part of it that just
it does not work for me. Okay, and they have

(58:18):
other songs that are fine and dandy. I I hate
this song.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
You know. We were playing it on the podcast and
one listener chose and this was one of those where
I didn't realize how much I fricking hated it. Morris
Albert feelings, nothing sucks everything every God?

Speaker 7 (58:44):
Is this a cry alone at home with a glass
of wine song?

Speaker 1 (58:47):
It is?

Speaker 6 (58:47):
And there's a personal tie because my late grandmother loved
that song and it reminds me of her. If I
drink wine and listen to feelings. It's it's I heard
emotional visceral.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
I heard was Mark hates Greg's grandmother pretty much?

Speaker 6 (59:00):
Yes, that's weird, happy that she died. But as far
as Maroon five goes, the reason I'm not a huge
fan of that song is pure jealousy and pure ignorance
as to Maroon five being that big of a band.
Because when Adam Levine bought a house from Ellen de generous,
I think he paid forty five million dollars crazy, And

(59:23):
I thought to myself, Okay, I know who Maroon five is.
I know who Adam Levine is, but forty five million, right?

Speaker 5 (59:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Ellen? How does he have Ellen money? Do you know
you're in Maroon five?

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Are they that big of a band?

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Greg? You're not listening to the soccer momstage exactly?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I guess not.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
They have numerous number one and even more top ten hits,
thank you, And.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
That's the thing. Some of their songs pop band catchy.
I get it this song I cannot abide by.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
But you know what I'm talking about, Marko, you have
Mick Jagger bought Ellen's house, I'd be like, yeah, that
makes sense, But random ass Adam Levine, no questions.

Speaker 7 (59:59):
Well, he moved in like Mick Jaggery. It's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
And also he has that voice money, he's on the voice.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
Yeah, you know in any commercial, any movie there are
they are the definition and success in the best selling.

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
Out Well, my Adam Leavine knowledge is nil.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Okay, nothing, nothing, So that's my choice.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I also liked the guy on the podcast who chose feelings,
Morris Albert. I loved his reasoning. He was in a
bar band and it was mostly older people, and he said,
we had to do feelings ten times a night. And
if I hear it again, makes sense, Greg, it's it's
going to be a year turn. This is a song, yeah,
that we all absolutely love, but you just can't stand it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
I think this assignment was difficult because a lot of
the songs that I hate, I think are generally universally hated,
so people would agree like, oh, of course you hate
that song. It sucks and it sounds terrible. So this one,
I think the reason I'm I hate it is because
it gets too much worship. And I'll tell you why.
Something ruined it for me. I know this is fold

(01:01:12):
there gruns, gods, Kurt Cobain is, you know, the object
of shrines people worship.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
This song.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
Specifically is as often pegged as they change in the
music industry, absolutely for about ten.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Years, and it's not lost on me. I get its impact.
I get Nirvana's importance. I totally get it. The thing
that ruined it for me. Two things. Number One, if
I look at art like a painting, I'm more impressed
if it's something I couldn't do. Okay, you know, like,
if you're looking at an abstract, you could probably do that.

(01:01:50):
But if you're looking at a masterpiece and you think, God,
that painting looks like a photograph, I could never do that.
I think most bands could recreate this sloppy sound. It
makes it less impressive to me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
But there's a lot of credit that goes to being
the first to do this.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Kind of thing. Would you not agree? I would agree
with that.

Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
Now, and then a music enthusiasts would say, well, they
weren't the Melvins and other punk bands were away. I
think they were just copying them, right, But guess what
they Nirvana is the ones that broke out so exactly right.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
And what you what you said reminds me of what
people say about modern art, which is someone says I
could do that, and I says, yeah, but she didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
But you didn't. You didn't think of it. Want.

Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
The other thing that ruined Nirvana for me was this
documentary about Kurt Cobain. It's I believe it was called
Montage of Heck, and I watched it thinking I'm going
to come out of this having a brand new, newly
unimproved appreciation for Nirvana. Nirvana, it ruined it for me
because Kurt Cobain is one of these people much like
this Chapel Rowan.

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
Roan Chapel Roan, who.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Sought fame, sought fortune, sought fandom, got it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
And then they hate it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
That was Kurt Cobain. Spent his entire childhood wanting to
be famous, wanting to be have his music heard. Then
he got famous.

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
I know, a singer, don't come to the NTV news
movie you want, don't go to the Grammy listen.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
I know I've always had that issue with actors. Oh
they wont my picture in my autograph. Guess what You're
in the wrong business. Don't work at a grocery store.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Look, I absolutely get what you're saying, but you know,
a lot of times in this In these cases, you
don't know what it's like, and then you get there
and you you want to find out.

Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
I'm totally willing to find out. And if you're upset
about once, once you find out what it's like, go
take a treasure bath and cheer yourself up. Go buy
yourself a secluded cabin and live happily ever after on
the interest from your millions. You're gonna be. Okay, I'm famous.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Well, this is also this Chapel Roone. I've seen it
and I like it. Some of her songs are perky,
but my wife absolutely adores loves I just kind of
look at it and go, Okay, I see what you
do it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
It is what it is like Sabrina Carpenter. She's fine,
she's great, she's lovely, she's a hot little piece. But
but is she doing anything different than what Madonna did
forty years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Not really?

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
You know, good for her, right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Good? Yeah, he's doing it, she's doing it. I know
we have to break, but I have to say this Madonna.
I took my kids, my whole family. It's Madonna. I'm
not a huge, huge fan, but I spent the money.
I went I sat there for two hours waiting for
the bitch to come out. And here's the part. I
asked the guy who runs the venue, because I've met him,

(01:04:41):
I said, it's hot in here. I was literally sweating,
sweat dripping off my hair, and I say, ken you
eternal air and he goes, well, no, Madonna needs it
at this for her voice. That was it. You can
kiss my hands. I'm not never gonna come back. That
ruined it. Oh that just sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
Well, this is This is a totally fun uh segment, Mark,
and we're going to do more of it next on
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Is pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:05:12):
Songs I hate with Mark Thompson on The Woody Show
on a Friday morning, we had Gina, we had me
and now who are we moving.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
On to Mark. I've already told him this off that
you were so good at this.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
Oh Mark, the compliment, No way, I'm just like hanging
out and I'm so glad you're here to just do this.
Thank you, Mark, bart Let's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Go you again. Songs that you just can't stand but
everybody else absolutely loves it.

Speaker 11 (01:05:39):
So this song I already had to distaste for it,
but I didn't know how much it would grow until
I worked in classic rock radio and they played it
every single day. Every third hour. It would come into play,
and I'm like, this is not classic rock. This is
the party song for every soccer mom that thinks she's
cool and she's got fun, throw a fun party for
a kids, and it's this one.

Speaker 7 (01:06:02):
Yeah, I And of course I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Look, it's it's perky, but it's a catchy.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
I just wonder why I look at Genus Dancer again,
I hate.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
It, proving Board's point, right.

Speaker 11 (01:06:18):
This is every mom is like, I'm gonna throw a
great party from my kid, and it's not fun.

Speaker 7 (01:06:24):
It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Look. I worked at Kayla West for twenty five years
and I loved that argument. This is not classic rock.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
This isn't rock, this isn't fun.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
It's terrible, poppy, catchy song.

Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
Play anything else anything, But I would.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Like for someone to give me a definitive answer what
makes it classic rock and not classic rock. I've never
understood the.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Argument it has to be good, Well, this is that's terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
The problem is they say twenty five years or older,
and that is getting into some pretty modern territory.

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Nirvana definitely is in the territory.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
What would you say, overrated?

Speaker 7 (01:07:02):
There you go? This one terrible?

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Yeah, I just I never I agree for it to
be a big hit. I would listen to it and go,
what is it with that? Is it the band and
the reputation because the song itself falls flat for me. However,
I do like the subject matter.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
Yeah, and I think the answer is everybody's wrong or
everybody's right. We don't know what makes a big hit,
and we're all we're all wrong because if we knew
the answer, that's what we would do.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Yeah, make a million dollars doing that. I'm interested in
what Sammy has chosen again, a song that everybody loves
except you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:40):
Yes, and now this is a song that was a
big hit on country radio, and I do like the
chan I love country, and I usually love all of
the songs. This one still gets played on country radio
to this day. When I hear it, I turn it off.
I cannot stand it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Got I love this song time with the passion this
song why.

Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
Because it's not even what a girl crush is.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Yeah, that's the irony. She's not saying I have a
crush on a girl. She's saying I'm jealous of the
girl that you're giving the attention to. Right, So this
song is.

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
Her saying like she wants the guy that this other
girls dating, so she wants to smell at her and
look like her. So she says she has a girl crush,
like no, you're psychotic stock.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
And it's so just like.

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
Slow, Okay, Sammy, forgive me? Did you say who this is?

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
And I've heard, never heard that I'm around this stuff sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Yeah, I read many times.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I will say it's a little slow. It does it
really is a song. It doesn't do anything. It doesn't
drive forward, but I don't hate it, like I just
love your passion.

Speaker 8 (01:08:52):
And I know the first two notes when I hear
it on the radio changed, I cannot wait.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
For it to kick in.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
She's jealous, You're gonna be waiting in.

Speaker 7 (01:08:59):
The start, she's jealous of another girl who's getting a
lot of attention, and she says that's a girl crush.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
I think you're right saying it that she's just getting
it wrong. I just love the fact that Greg's trying
to understand. I really want to get it. And I've
never heard the song.

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
She is envy and jealousy.

Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
Yeah, right, But the whole song is I've got a
girl crash, and it's about how she's jealous of this
other girl.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
That's not a girl crush. Okay, he is just depressed
that it wasn't a lesbian song.

Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
And Sammy's just depressed. It's not about cheating. He broke
up with her. That's that's not fair, all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Right now, ce Bess, I have to tell you in
my in my household, my granddaughter, she's three onyx. She
will fight you to tooth and nail with your choice.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
Well that makes perfect sense because my choice, which is
this right here, is it's designed for little kids, and
it's designed for like the trolls. Four h I say,
Bruno Mars and I'll just play why I specifically dislike
anything like this is twenty four carrot magic right. Anything

(01:10:07):
he does is like his funk soul because it's all
a put on. I believe. I believe James Brown, I
believe Marvin Gay, I believe Barry White, I believe Rick James.
Like those guys live the life. Bruno Mars is, as
they say, cosplaying as like a cocaine and champagne.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Baby.

Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
You know he's trying too hard to be funky and
the fun must come naturally. And Bruno Mars again, like
you said, it's formulaic. It's good for little kids. It's nothing,
no offense to your granddaughter. That's who it's for, because
it is not the real again like that, to forget

(01:10:49):
it's just from the seventies or not. It's not that
it doesn't have that real fire. But in it, he's
he's he's he's pretending and playing like he's some cool
silk shirt hip you know guy, and he's not. He was,
he's been famous since he's twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
It sounds like a sprite commercial exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
It sounds like I'm going to an arcade.

Speaker 7 (01:11:06):
It's juiced. Bruno Mars got his start actually as like
a song. And by the way, his first album, Do
Wops and Hooligans, it sounds like a faded loser tried
to be cool.

Speaker 11 (01:11:18):
Sounds very Rockabillian punker.

Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
It is, yeah, it is is it is. It is
the exact absence of authenticity, and especially when he goes
into like stuff like that where he's trying to be
oh like, look at me cool, cool and funky and
all that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:30):
You say that because I, as a fan of America's
got talent. When they have singers on that show, I
can't put my finger on it. But it's not that
they're singing. They're doing an imitation of a singer, right, yes,
So like you can tell this is not your voice,
this is not your style. You're imitating a singer.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
You're not you haven't found what you actually wanted to do. Yes,
you're like we just mentioned it. You're you're trying to
make a hit instead of being a hit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Well, I have to tell you, Bess. You know the
house that we bought. I told my wife, listen to
this living room. Why do we put stupid furniture and
nobody sits on it? Why don't we we got grandkids,
put these cushions. You can buy them. They roll into
the Oh yeah, And I'm the DJ when the grandkids
are over. And if I put on twenty four Carrot
Magic and try to move to another song, the crap

(01:12:15):
look I get from Onyx and Milo. It is the worst.
So I love your analogy. They will not.

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
It's it's not music for adults. No, I agree, we
get here is six two six. My five year old
loved that song. I love that song exactly. This is again.
It's but I dislike it because of how hard he
tries to pretend, like, Oh look how smooth, I look,
how funky I am?

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
All right, I want to get mine out and just
get it done. And then who's left? Who do we see? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
This one? And before I do this, let me just
say that I have all respects, so much respect for
what this song did, what it established, what it represented.
I mean from the heart, seriously, I mean that. But
when you get two legend musicians together to do a
project and they're right together, doesn't it need to be

(01:13:10):
better than this? What a piece of crap? I mean, really, seriously,
did you really when you wrote that down?

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
Did you think, ah, this is great?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
This is crap? And look I love the documentary. I
loved watching all this. I mean the the nightmare of
getting all these stars together and the bitch fights that
must have gone on. He got to sing eight words,
I got three? But what a piece of crap. As
as far as the music, a song, what it did?

(01:13:46):
All respect was it?

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
But did it?

Speaker 12 (01:13:48):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:13:48):
Did solveral hunker?

Speaker 10 (01:13:49):
Is that what happened?

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
Everybody's so full?

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
Now please take those parents.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
I could come here every.

Speaker 7 (01:14:04):
Freakingar and I'm sure Mark. They did a twenty fifth
anniversary for Haiti, which again solve all the problems they're
oh wait, three eighty people on the streets.

Speaker 11 (01:14:11):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, right back.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Wood He's back on Monday morning here on the Woody Show.
Today though we are hanging out with the one and
only Mark Thompson.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Thank you, Greg. I do want to thank Woody. He
is off doing a good thing. He's at a radio convention.
Woody is a big star in radio and ceas he's
there teaching the younger radio people had a deal with
mornings and this, so he's off doing a good thing. Absolutely. Hi.
Uh now, Gina, don't let me forget. At some point

(01:14:49):
before I leave today, I don't know why I can't
remember anything, but for some reason, I was a boy
Scout when I was eight, and I was in it
just short of getting an eagle merit back. Oh yeah,
I still know the Boy Scout mayor the creed.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Oh so you're gonna wow us with that before you leave.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
And I don't read it, it's I had it in memory. Again.
I can't remember the hotel I stayed in last night,
but that I got all right really quickly. This is quick. Uh.
Star Wars there was you know, auctions, people bidding for things,
for items, Hollywood memorabilia. He has always been big yep
that said you can't touch Star Wars memorabilia. Thank you

(01:15:31):
the stuff. Yeah, it's huge. So recently they had a
Star Wars storm trooper helmet that was camera used in
the very first original Star Wars at auction.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Nerds love that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
How much oh it has sold?

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Well, it's like we always talk about, nerds have money. Yeah,
so it's gonna be big.

Speaker 7 (01:15:54):
We have credit cards.

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
I'm gonna say two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
I was gonna say two twenty five.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Oh, not that.

Speaker 11 (01:16:01):
I already know because I didn't buy it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Okay, all right, Gina's an idiot. One helmet beat up,
but camera used in the tattooing scene. Two hundred fifty
six thousand, frickin' dollar.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
NERD's got money.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
You're not wrong. The Woody Show. All right, welcome back
to the Woody Show. We're hanging out with Mark Thompson
this morning. Wood He's back Monday morning, and Mark, you
are new legal best friends with Noah Wiley. Appairly, I
am lucky you were kind enough to ask the podcast
I do. It's called what You Do. It's explicit language,
by the way, but I fart around, have a good time.

(01:16:42):
And also I talk to people that I want to
talk to. I've been trying to get Noah Wiley. A
friend of mine recommended, dude, you got to see the pit.
It's crat. It is okay, this graphic af that's what
I've heard. It is unbelievable. And I became such a
fan boy that I told Rocket Bob he chases guests

(01:17:02):
down for I said, I gotta get Noah now, as
you were just saying thirteen Emmy nominations, and I said,
I gotta talk to it. I gotta tell him this
and get the inside. And so we tried, we tried,
couldn't get him. Rocket Bob got on Instagram and Instagram
Instagram didn't and he responded, I love that to that,

(01:17:23):
and he said, Wow, I was a big market brien fan.
I would love to because normally I couldn't get him. Know,
this is a big show. He's a big name. My podcast,
isn't that. I walked in Monday of this week in
my studio eight o'clock, Bob calls me, can you talk
to Noah right now, he's in his dressing room. They're
shooting season two. They're into the fourth episode, and I said,

(01:17:47):
of course, so I did. And as we're speaking, and
it's up on the podcast right now as we're speaking,
he's been nominated for Best Actor. And I really felt
as though it should be mine. And now, well, I
had already guaranteed that you would be nominated for Best Actor.
That has already happened. So now what I'm saying is

(01:18:10):
I am guaranteeing that you are going to win the
Emmy for Best Actor. Now that I've said that, I
want to make sure that you and I are in
agreement that if you win the Emmy for Best Actor,
you're going to give that Emmy to me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Because of the guarantee, because.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
No just because I want it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
I am so incredibly fired by this nomination. It's going
to sound right to say, but I've already reached so
many benefits from this experience. I feel already.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Like I've won.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
And anytime your name is being mentioned in the company
of Gary Oldman or Sirley K. Brown or any of
the other men that I'm oh, you know, Pedro Pascal,
I'm Scott these are These are tremendous, tremendous performers. I
couldn't be happy just to be invited to the party.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
You know, it sounds like he's saying, but I can
tell you, having been nominated and singled out for a
certain thing, whatever it was, what he's saying is absolutely true.
You feel so honored to be mentioned in the group
of people that you just cited. What he's saying is
absolutely true. But we still haven't solidified that you're going

(01:19:27):
to give the Emmy to me if you win it?

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Do we share it? Can we come up with this
like a schedule so every once in a while my
kids can see that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
It's a really good way to get out of it.
I love that. Can't we share it? Or I'll flip
you for it? You know, I really the pit. I
don't know that I've ever seen a finer performance. We're
talking about an actor used to be on ER. We
talked a bit about that his performance. He's he is

(01:20:05):
damaged goods as a physician in an er and the
way that they produce it, act at the areas that
they go to. I've just never there was one segment
that lasted three episodes. It was so intense that I
would know that it dropped on that day and I
would have to make sure that I was capable of

(01:20:28):
what's coming now. Yeah, it's that good. Thirteen Emmy nominations,
two for writing and so my conversation with him in
full on my podcast What You Do, What You Do.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
And there's one scene if you haven't watched The Pit yet,
where a woman is giving birth. My god, I freaked out.
How is that not just real?

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Because they because they shoot handheld, you feel like you're
standing at the table while this person is hemorrhaging and
about to die. Yes, and there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
Did you see the baby coming out?

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
It is some of the best television.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
It's really great.

Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
HBO Max And What You Do is the podcast to
hear Mark Thompson talking with Noah Wiley. We're going to
talk more with Mark Thompson next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
If you'll be right.

Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
Back, Mark, We've been talking about some breakfast plans for
later this morning. Without naming the name of the place.
There's this place we're considering going to with you and
on the front where they show the grade for the restaurant,
normally it's an a or at least you hope it's
going to be an A. Sammy was at this particular
place not too long ago, and notice the grade was
a B B. Would that deter you from going to

(01:21:43):
a restaurant graded B or anybody for that matter, to
two nine eighty seven? Let us know B. I'm I'm
I'm going for it really seeing under not going for it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:21:54):
I went to a place in little Tokyo and it
was a D at one point, and it was the
great experience in my life. They waited on his hand
and foot. They made sure our dreaks were refilled the
whole time. The food was fresh. It was good when
it went to a C. Still good. Still okay, a terrible.
They didn't care about us at all, so maybe roach
bits taste good were it could have been a dirty rag.

(01:22:16):
You don't know we had a D.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Those were the days.

Speaker 6 (01:22:22):
Bring back the D.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
That's what I say every name.

Speaker 11 (01:22:26):
We're so already you want burner media, rare burger medium, rare.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
Bitch is so needy because I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
Russian Asians the best being Asian, Honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
The White.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Show.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
Welcome to the Woody Show up brand new hour of
It's on a Friday morning, August the eighth, and Woody
and Menace will be back on Monday morning. In the meantime, today,
like we've been doing the last few days, it is I,
Greg Gory and Gina, Sea, Bass, Sammy and Fork. You'll
things down and today we're graced with the presence of
Mark Thompson.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
I have a brand new favorite thing, and that is
radio people sitting here in the middle of a commercial
break discussing which topic we're going to go with in
this break, and I just loved every word of it.
You know, we went from one thing to another and
then back to the one thing. We got nothing done nothing,
and we still don't know exactly which stop it we're

(01:23:26):
gonna go.

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
Well, I did want to tell an update, I guess,
And I know the reason I know the date was
July thirteenth because every time I get my car washed,
I take a picture of my car to remind me
of when I had it washed, and then I think,
how long has it been since I had my car wash?
So I go back into my pictures and I, oh,
look at how clean it is.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
It looks so good.

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
So that's how I know the date was July thirteenth,
and that was the day. I'm sitting at the car
wash and you can watch them drying off your car.
And then I watched them do the tire dressing. Oh
it looks so good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Wow, broh.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
This is one of the few car washes that I
was actually satisfied with, because I truly believe no car
wash does a really great job. That one day they
did a really great job. They spent the time with
the drying and they even did the air gun to
get the water out of their and it looked so good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Okay, I have I have a tip that I think
may be beneficial to you or anybody who's listening. Number one,
don't ever go to the car wash on the weekend.
Oh true, obviously it's the line of its nuts Wednesday, Thursday,
possibly a Tuesday, Monday, Friday tougher. But here's the magic,
the magic key for me. I go to one here

(01:24:41):
in Upper Valley, and when my car comes through the wash,
the guys are going to dry it off. I'm in
a position where they can see me looking at my cart.
I make them know I own this card. Once they
see that, they start working for a tip. Okay, so

(01:25:02):
put yourself in a place and make it known, this
is me, this is my car. Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:25:06):
So I was doing that inadvertently. A lot of people
sit inside they watch the TV, or they're on their
phones or whatever. I go outside to the bench and
I'm sitting right near them. And so that's what I
was doing that day, which is now almost a month ago.
And when they flag me down, your car is ready.
I had been sitting with my legs crossed, as I
always do it's just to have it, and I uncrossed

(01:25:27):
my leg and I whack my left ankle on the
metal bench. It had this thick metal base. I whacked
it so hard I almost couldn't compose myself. So I
limp over to my car. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
To this day, almost a month later, I can barely
put my foot on an autumn and it hurts so
damn back. Oh I don't know if I bruised my

(01:25:48):
bone or chipped my bone. And I mean it's I
can barely touch it at this A stupid injury.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
I can't say. Oh yeah, man, I was playing rugby
and jacked up my knee. I was at a car
wash and I can't get on.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
I get at a car wash.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
Yeah, you know, when your car is ready to go
and you're actually pleased with how clean it is, and
then your ankle. Also, what is what a stupid injury?

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Well, I love how insane you are. Greg takes a
photograph of his car so that he knows when he
got it washed. Right. I really find that ridiculous. However,
as I'm thinking about it, I think it's not really bad.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
It makes sense, right, is based on how dirty it is?
A judge it based on time? Well, Greg, what a
dumb ways.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
I will agree with you. That is super embarrassing, although
mine feeds into such a horrible stereotype that I almost
don't want to say it, but I full on broke
my foot. I broke it. I was in an air cast,
I had crutches. I broke my foot, not doing anything heroic,
not doing anything you know Tom Cruise would do in

(01:26:56):
a movie. I was that a Jewish deli and they
called my number, and I was so excited for my
Manza ball soup to be ready that I fell down
the stairs.

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
You were upstairs at the time.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
There was like a little landing. It was like I
fell down the stairs.

Speaker 7 (01:27:18):
They propped me up in a booth.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
I couldn't move for an hour and then I lived out.
It was broken. It was broke.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Yeah, wait, I come on, the girl's matza ball suit
was ready.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
It was so humiliating. And it's so bad that this
one doesn't even sounds bad. I shouldn't put him on
blast like this. But when the kid was let's let's
say he was younger, let's say he was little. He
loved playing four square at school and you know, they
tried to, you know, bounce it out of the square,
do whatever, and the ball, the little rubber ball hit

(01:27:57):
him kind of on the hand. He was like, oh,
and so you took him to the doctor, and you know,
it's just your pinky, like just you know, have a
little like ben out. It's fine. Got jammed, yes, But
because of the placement of where he jammed it on
his pinky, he was in a full arm cast for
three months from playing four square. So he might not
be from my loins, but we are the same that

(01:28:19):
gave him.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
Some kid cred, right, because.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
Yeah, that's true, we signed my four square cast.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
I once threw my back out swatting at a mosquito.
I was lying in bed and there was this mosquito
and I it landed on the ceiling at one point
and I couldn't reach it. So I was trying to
shoot a rubber band at it, and I thought, we're like,
what skill would that take to hit in a mosquito with
the rubber band? So that's not going to work. So
I go back to bed, and then the thing right

(01:28:47):
in your ear, ye, and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
I swat for it, and I was.

Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
I couldn't walk for a week from a damn mosquito.
It is interesting the things you do.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Mind. The one that comes to mind for me is
I'll be careful here. Okay, so guy junk in between.
All right, here's the thing. I was uh at an
area in my life where there seemed to be areas
that needed to be expunged on my unother regions. You're sacked, yeah,

(01:29:21):
and expunged to explain that, to say, a pimple, A
bit of a pimple. Okay, right now, calm down. I'm
just trying to join in with the conversation when she
wants visual proof.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
As Mark usually says, quiet men are talking right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
In fact, why don't you try to stop being so uppity?
So sorry, no, no, I was trying to expungey and
usually a mirror is required because it's under right, so
I can't see it, but I can feel it. This
particular one, nothing would would happen. Nothing came out of no.
So I continued to work at it, and it then

(01:29:57):
grew into a sizeable basically like a cherry. It was
that big god all right on the bag, right, okay.
So then I went to the doctor and he goes,
you're gonna want to get that removed, and this I
did it. So now I have to go to a

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semi surgery. They don't knock me out, but it is
a procedure and the worst part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:23):
So you had fiddled with it so much that it
got big, bigger, literally literally cherries.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
So I go in and it's literally an operation, and
I'm on the table and it is spread and women
are in the room. And the embarrassment because laying there
knowing I did this, and look.

Speaker 10 (01:30:47):
At where I am.

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
Did they cut it out or freeze it off or well.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Here's the thing he started, He said, Mark, we're going
to go ahead. Which, by the way, the numbing shot
was no fun. Oh that is the worst needle in
the ball. So the doctor says, Okay, Mark, we're gonna
go ahead and whack at it. So he cuts it,
and then he goes, and then I hear and I'm

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laying back, and I hear the doctor going, oh wow,
it had grown to the other side. So he goes,
I'm going to have to continue the incision. So he
cut over and got a little bit on the other So.
I don't know exactly what it was, but it was unnecessary.
And why do women have to be in this room
seeing this little bit and thing and all of that,

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And I'm the one that did it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
So if you're the guy in Jaws, you're comparing scars
and you have to show the scar, do you have
a really cool scar?

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
At least?

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
I do, Well, I'm only the judge of that.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
Mark, drop the paint.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
I don't know that it's I don't put the mirror
down there for that particular scar.

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
Oh so you might have one. You don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
I've got scars all over the place. They have, luckily responded,
none more embarrassing than the one I just described. I
don't care well, Mark.

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
I once told a story about how I got bitten
in the bag by a dog. Oh God, ripped it open,
and you know what the doctor said to me. It
was hanging open, flapped open, bleeding. You know what the
doctor said to me? What nothing? I didn't go to
the doctor. Ohay, it is the Woodie Show. It's Friday
morning and we're hanging out with Mark Thompson all morning,

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which is a delight because he comes armed with stacks
and stacks of papers. It makes our life so much easier.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Well, I will say that if things go well until
the end of this program, I will do my boy
scout creed, which is from memory.

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
Okay, that is the threat that we've been promised.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Yeah, it's all the things. I mean, all the stuff
that I can't remember. But for some reason, something I
learned when I was eight and.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
You said, you almost became an eagle scout, right, what
made you not go the extra step to become an
eagle scout?

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Pretty funny? Look, I met in fact, there's a family
man that my marriage. He is a relative. He's an
eagle scout. And I was so impressed because it literally
takes you about eight years.

Speaker 6 (01:33:11):
It's a huge deal in the scouting world.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Right massive. There is no nothing bigger. And for me,
I loved scouting. We had a retired former Marine sergeant
as our troop leader and he would take his camping
and I learned so much ropes, all this crap. I
was like two merit badges away from the Eagle. The

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problem was I got into scouting at eight. I'm sixteen.
You want to see me put on some socks that
come up to my knees and try to get laid
on the same day. No, And so I just had
to give it up.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
It was just a win. I'm done, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Yeah. I couldn't put on the unit. I couldn't. I
was too interested in growing up and I really felt
like that was a goober look, and so I just
got out of it, and I regret it to this day.

Speaker 6 (01:34:08):
I only know one guy that became an Eagle Scout,
and I didn't know it was such a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
He was in the paper. There was a ceremony. Most
of our huge deal. Many of our US presidents were
Eagle Scouts in their childhood. So it is something that
I have great respect for. And one more thing real quickly,
and then I got a topic. We can do if
you want. Lynda and I were going to you know,

(01:34:32):
there's these things where you know about something but you
don't really register it till you see it. Linda and
I were going into the north Ridge Mall. This is
three weeks ago, and there was a line of people
coming out the back door of the north Ridge Mall
and it was about, I don't know, one hundred people deep.
We go in and the line is going all the

(01:34:54):
way up the corridor of the north Ridge Mall into
the atrium, curled around and came back down, and I wondered,
what is that. These are people that were standing in
line for Christie's Food Foundation. These are people where mom
and dad work full time and they can't consistently put
food on the table. And these people were standing in

(01:35:15):
line for staples, not a plate of food, eggs of
flower Yeah, and so that they can do that. And
I looked it up and there's two ways that if
you wanted to help out. You can make a donation,
which Lynda and I are going to write a check,
or you can donate your time and I'm going to
try to do both of those. Love that. So, yeah,
if everywhere in the country, in the world, people are

(01:35:39):
struggling putting food on the table, So if you're in
a position where you can help out in any kind
of way. Think about that if you would.

Speaker 6 (01:35:45):
Okay, and that was run by the Scouts. Was that
a Scout thing?

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
I don't have less to do with Scout.

Speaker 6 (01:35:53):
I told you I thought the tie it was like,
you know what, it was the Eagle Scouts Scouts to
do it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
No. Uh, here's a question, and Gina, I think you're
going to be opinionated based on this individual. Okay, what's
a non serious opinion you'll defend like its life or death.
There are responses. Feel free to comment if you will. Uh,
cans should be stacked. If you don't make a product

(01:36:23):
and place it in a can that doesn't stack with
other cans, it will look for a brand that does
stack with other cans.

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
Okay, that's more of a Greg and Sammy thing. I
just throw things in the cabinet and close it before
I hear the falling.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
I can't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
Yeah, these guys, these guys really have opinions about.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
They would have to stack and you have to face them.

Speaker 9 (01:36:44):
They always face them.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
What is this? Always face them?

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
I'll stack them. But I don't need the labels doing anything.

Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
Really extra work?

Speaker 6 (01:36:51):
Do you not face everything? In the refrigerator. No, I
don't really.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
There are things are what's it like, what's it like
being a human pig? There there are things that I
must adhere to. But the label facing the same direction
is not one of them.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
Yeah, because you're normal.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Sad. That's sad. I feel guilty. Maybe I'll learn it. Uh, mate,
now this one I get mate, Burger's wider, not higher.

Speaker 5 (01:37:21):
One hundred percent, And same thing with Nacho's. Yeah, spread
it out. Yeah, you want the smash burger, the smashed Yeah.
Kind of crisp on the outside, juicy on the inside.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Look. I can eat a medium rare steak, not a hamburger.
It needs to be cooked all the way through.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Mark.

Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
I've been saying this forever and everyone's like, oh, you're
such a child. No, I don't need to see red
ground beef.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Yeah, ground bee. It's the key. Yep. If it's rare steak,
which I had Katy and I went to a steak restaurant, daughter, Katie, Yeah,
right down the world. What is it?

Speaker 5 (01:37:55):
The steaks are us?

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Yeah, but but I can't not eat raw hamburger meat.
So that's why you flatten it out wider. Uh. The
cereal is one hundred percent better at night than in
the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Mark, You've been saying that for years.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
I don't care what anybody says. Night cereal. As a kid,
I would eat a bowl every single night. It helps
you sleep. Really about the milk.

Speaker 9 (01:38:24):
People do like it as a dessert I have.

Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
That's the only way we were ever allowed to have it.
Was Okay, Now, what's your go to night cereal?

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Mark, I've gotten away from the really nasty like, yeah,
I go with i'm a. I'm a. I know this
is crazy. I combine cereals two different ones in the
same bowl. I'll go frosted miniwheats and then honey nuts

(01:38:51):
and oatsnts.

Speaker 6 (01:38:55):
Those are cereal granola in it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
Those are two good for you. So yeah, too, Fibery.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
I'm feeling judged.

Speaker 8 (01:39:04):
You should should have been like I do cinnamon toast
crunch and lois arms together and we'd be like.

Speaker 6 (01:39:08):
Yeah, oh, what do you eat.

Speaker 8 (01:39:10):
Cinnamon toast crunch?

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
Yeah, because the most superior cereal?

Speaker 7 (01:39:14):
Uh yeah, I mean I grew up with healthy cereals,
so yeah, I intend.

Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
To like that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:18):
Bore. I think the the the kids cereals or the
sweet ones, they kind of they fall apart too easy.
They're too sugary. So I do like yeah, like a
like a Checks or a Kicks, like all the stuff
that's more whole, greeny.

Speaker 5 (01:39:28):
Yeah. I grew up with all the crappy like Cashi
and muse Lely, and so I hear you. But I
think if you're gonna go night cereal, it's got to
be honey bunches of oats.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Oh that's good. That's so good. That's very very strong.
Thank you, good stuff. I love this. The guy that
reported this you can tell he's pissed about it. Mayonnaise
and miracle whip are not interchangeable, truth, comparable, or even
in the same condiment category.

Speaker 5 (01:39:56):
They're in the same category.

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
I mean saying category, okay, waste that miracle whip is sweet,
and you know mayonnaise is not.

Speaker 1 (01:40:07):
Mayonnaise is discust for me, it's disgusting. I love it.
But is miracle whip not mayonnaise.

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
It's like it's.

Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
Called salad dressing right on the label.

Speaker 7 (01:40:16):
Yeah, we did a whole thing on this.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
Yeah, it's trashy and gross, too sweet. We did a
whole thing on this. There was a taste test, all right,
and I agree here breakfast for dinner is underrated.

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
Agreed.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
I will eat breakfast anytime of the day or night.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
And when you and when you have a single mom
and you're a kid, you're gonna get a lot of
pancakes and eggs for dinner. And we did not hate it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:42):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Now, I will write here right now talking about breakfast anytime.
I will sing the praises of a griddle. The next
time you're buying an oven, get the griddle plate on top.
I'm telling you, French toast eggs, pancakes, they are pristine.
Do it right there now. When you start getting into

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the meats on the griddle, there is the splash thing
you got to clean up. But the griddle. When we're
in North Carolina, we have one. I am on that
thing almost three times a week.

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
I bet your hash Brown's rule.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
They're pretty damn good. I'm actually quite a strong cook.
I could have worked at you know, pitt Grill. Mistakes
were made. Yeah, ice cream is good every single day.
I don't care if it's fifty six.

Speaker 6 (01:41:35):
Of course, ice cream is. I always say it's not
just the best food, it's the best thing in life.
It is the best thing in life.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
Last night we were eating at the with I was
eating with Katie and we ordered dessert. When they bring
the dessert tray, oh yeah. I normally will say, because
we've got everybody, I'll say, we'll take everything on there.
Give us each your fork and we just most take it.
Last night, Katie got chocolate cake, but it has surrounded

(01:42:03):
by ice cream, and we got the crim Berley. I
polished the crim Berley and only ate part of the
ice cream the chocolate cake last night. I wasn't interested
any other night. I'll mow that it just depends on
the mood you're in.

Speaker 5 (01:42:19):
Because you weren't on your period.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
When does that start? You better make her as ugly
as she was in real life. She looked like a foot.
She was so unattractive.

Speaker 7 (01:42:33):
She looks like Joe Peshy's.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
The Woody Show Me right Back.

Speaker 5 (01:42:40):
It's what's up with?

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
What's going down?

Speaker 6 (01:42:44):
In SoCal Sports with Jeff g Jeff, Good morning, Jeff,
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
What do you show?

Speaker 10 (01:42:51):
Squad?

Speaker 14 (01:42:52):
Happy Friday to everybody that's going to start with baseball
and our Dodgersday, Welcome to the Blue Jays to town
tonight is also Kobe.

Speaker 10 (01:42:58):
Bryant Bobblehead night. That's gonna be one of the giveaways
of the year. Make sure you get there early. One
quick Dodger's note.

Speaker 14 (01:43:04):
They also dfaight outfielder Michael Conforto. Moving on to the Angels,
they had to Detroit all weekend long NFL. My Chargers
curse continues. I'm telling you, man, they're charging and the
season hasn't even started yet.

Speaker 10 (01:43:17):
The Los Angeles Chargers Pro Bowl left tackle.

Speaker 14 (01:43:19):
Rashawn Slater will miss the entire twenty twenty five season.
He is justin Herbert's blind side protection. He ruptured his
Patel attendant yesterday during practice, and he just signed one
hundred and thirteen million dollar.

Speaker 10 (01:43:31):
Extension eleven days ago.

Speaker 14 (01:43:34):
Never is easy for Charger fans preseason NFL. From last
night the Raiders lost to Seattle Rams and Cowboys tomorrow
at Sofar at four, and the Chargers play Sunday at
one pm versus the Saints at SOFI. All right, and
last but not least, another night, another sex toy on
the court in the WNBA, and every one was thrown
on the court last night, and someone has finally stepped

(01:43:54):
forward wo his show to take credit for these dildos
being thrown on court. A self describe crypto enthusiasts told
ESPN that he is part of a group that orchestrated
these recent sex toy stunts.

Speaker 10 (01:44:06):
He said the stunts.

Speaker 14 (01:44:07):
Were meant to market a crypto coin that his online
community has created, therefore the green color of the sex toys.

Speaker 10 (01:44:14):
I don't know, man, I find this hard to believe.

Speaker 14 (01:44:16):
I think he wants to take credit to get some
shine for his crypto, but I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:44:19):
If he's the guy that orchestrated this. To me, I
throw it back to pervy wirdos looking for attention.

Speaker 14 (01:44:24):
All right, I'm Jeff G. You have a great sports weekend.
That's your SoCal sports right here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:44:29):
Thank you, Jeff. I agree that anybody could take credit
for that and just say, oh, yeah, that was for all,
you know, to.

Speaker 7 (01:44:34):
Promote the water Show crypto.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
Please.

Speaker 6 (01:44:38):
We're hanging out with Mark Thompson this morning on The
Woody Show. Woody and Menace both back on Monday morning,
and you're talking about unimportant opinions that you are willing
to just argue over. One of mine. Is it's realtor
not real ittor?

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Sammy says realator I do you know the word real
and then if you tack their letters to R at
the end of it real tur real tur not re lucky.

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
And I still say every time I know, it's nuclear,
nuclear annoying.

Speaker 6 (01:45:06):
Nuclear annoying. Another one, for some reason, I'm thinking about
talk shows. When you have guests on a talk show,
they always drink water out of a coffee cup. Why
are we not allowed to see what you're drinking just
drink it out of a glass?

Speaker 5 (01:45:16):
Well, because they want to market the set an Ellen.

Speaker 6 (01:45:19):
Cup right the show. But I also think in real
life you have to have the proper vessel. Like I
think wine in a coffee cup tastes different. I think
water in a coffee cup tastes different totally.

Speaker 5 (01:45:30):
I think you would think wine in a coffee cup
tastes like trash.

Speaker 6 (01:45:34):
Because that's it does affect the taste.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:45:36):
Absolutely, Also when you're on back to talk shows, if
you're a guest on a talk show, you're indoors and
you're wearing a jacket like an outdoor jacket, Why you're indoors.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Take your jacket off a fashion of it?

Speaker 6 (01:45:48):
Really stupid opinion, but I'm willing to die in that
hill so next time you're on a talk show, drink
out of a water bottle and don't wear a jacket.
It's the neighborhood right now on the Woody Show. And again,
what he's back Monday morning?

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
What is weird? The Woody Show?

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
All right, welcome back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
Sammy's sitting in here telling me what the freaking do
I'm gonna kill shut off.

Speaker 9 (01:46:15):
Like a.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Se tornado.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
I am seventy. I will kill you and not think
twice about it. Sammy Marino, God, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:46:30):
Can I talk?

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
Can I talk now?

Speaker 7 (01:46:32):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Because I've got a very important thing. You don't understand.
We desert people. You don't understand what's happening in the world.
Do you? With Reese's and Oreo? Oh yeah, we're hooking up. Yeah, okay,
think a good marriage. Well I say, I'm not even
kidding here. I will go through you to get to

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a Reese's cup with Oreo crap inside the chocolate.

Speaker 5 (01:46:59):
Yeah that does sound amazing, But how do you feel
about They're putting the Oreo cream on top of the Reese's,
which I don't think is necessary.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Oh I thought it was inside.

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
I think the cookie is inside and the cream is
on top.

Speaker 7 (01:47:13):
So basically the layers are white Oreo cream allegedly Reese's
peanut butter, you know, chunks of coreal cookie, and then
Reese's chocolate on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
All right, here's what I say. Yeah, I can't buy
your description. I can't tell I say to eat it once, right,
once it's out, you do it here on the program.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
The taste tests one hundred percent.

Speaker 7 (01:47:34):
Do you think we could do that?

Speaker 6 (01:47:34):
You guys, I wonder.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Mark.

Speaker 5 (01:47:41):
As sweet as that sounds, nothing would be sweeter than
to hear your boy scout speech that.

Speaker 7 (01:47:46):
You have been teasing.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
All right again, I don't know why I remember this,
and of course now that I'm making a big deal
of it, I'll forget every word of us. But I
learned it. I think it was a merit badge and
I had to know it, so in my eight year old,
nine year old brain, I really focused on it. And
I don't know why I know that I haven't forgotten it.

(01:48:08):
I guess one day I just I think somebody brought
it up and I spouted it and I was impressed
with the fact that I still remembered it. Do you mind, Sammy?
I swear to God, I am going to meet you
in the hallway, and we're going to end this and

(01:48:29):
end it now. Kissing me, she put her finger on
my lips. I digress, Here I go. I Mark Thompson
promised to be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean,

(01:48:52):
and reverent. Kiss my ass?

Speaker 7 (01:48:57):
Any of those things does that start? I quit this bitch,