FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 13th 2025

Jo Koy in studio, The Net Worth Game, New Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program, old.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's the middle of the week. It is Wednesday. It's
August the thirteenth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome. We
are The Woody Show. Huh, I'm morning. That's Greg Gory,
Good morning, Menace, Good morning to you. Good morning body.
We got Gina grad nice, Sammy is here, SeaBASS is here,
Morgan our associate producer, Von our video producer. We've gotten bored,
We've got Menji dumbass, Tyler's even like lurking around here somewhere.

(01:12):
Yeah da two you the Who's yep. Phones are up
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Working our way through the middle of the week. Here,
we've got some of the trending news headlines coming up.
Also the least in the world of entertainment. Birthday's porn
of Birthday. A whole bunch more for you this morning
here on The Woody Show. One of the stories from

(01:34):
this week is the first you know, female Major League
baseball umpire, Jen Powell is her name. She was behind
the plate Sunday and a lot of people critiquing her
performance because if you saw the first the first pitch
wasn't even close. She called it a strike six inches out. Yeah.
And then even the first battle that she wrung up

(01:56):
as a strikeout, the ball that she called for strike three,
not even close. So of course all those things have
been you know, all over social media. However, her performance
received a favorable review from something called ump scorecards. Now,
I guess all the umpires, you know, they get graded
on this stuff, and so her overall accuracy, overall consistency,

(02:20):
we're both rated at ninety three percent yea. So five
of the one hundred and four pitches that she called
balls were true strikes. Six of the forty seven pitches
she called balls were true strikes. So not that bad.
And now that whole game's behind her, you know, hopefully
the whole microscope aspect of her performances. I mean, Angel Hernandez,

(02:44):
who's like one of the most legendary bad umpires, terrible,
I forget I watched one of those ESPN thirty for
thirties on the umpire who ruined that dude's perfect game
because he called the runner out at first base and
it turns.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Out he was totally safe. So I know nothing.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, no, I'm sorry, it was it was the opposite
way around. Oh he was out and he called him safe. Okay, okay, so.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
I know nothing about baseball. Do they do the instant
replay if if it's even remotely questionable?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Not on a not on a pitch?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, like on the you know, throwing somebody out, you know,
play for a run or whatever something like that will Yeah,
not on balls and strikes, which why I want I
want to go back to the to the robo umps.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah they might as well.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I like that they were using that for what spring training?

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah, just attested Star game.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah you can still have I look, if it's for aesthetics,
you can still have the umpire out there, yeah, looking
pretty and also the back.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Or to confirm or whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, like for like maybe I could play at the play,
but just for regular balls and strikes.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
I mean, don't they already do that in the NFL
with those guys with the the orange signs with the chain.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh, the first down? Are they're using that in all
the preseason games? I don't is that a I'm asking
a question. I feel like really been show for a while.
I feel like a really bad football fan right now.
They've been testing the first down markers in the preseason
games where it's like an accurate location. You all have
to do it for tennis if they want to see

(04:08):
if a ball is out or if it was in,
and you'd see you could see exactly where it landed,
either on the line or just outside the line. They
do that now for football, they've been doing the preseason games.
They measure for the first downs. Yeah, instead of bringing
the chain gang out.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Right, because who's to say they are accurate at where
they place them.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
There are these cameras that are positioned all around these
NFL teams, and I'm imagining it is for the regular
season this year because the cameras are installed.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Yeah, yeah, they're I just looked up and it says
in twenty twenty five that the NFL is replacing the
chain gang with a virtual system using Sony's Hawkeye technology.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
See, I like that, get the call right more precisely.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
I know why not we have the technology.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, you can.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
You know exactly where the ball is going to be.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know exactly if it's a ball or a strike.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
I think they need to do that because with all
the sports betting, like people are losing their minds now.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah, remember in hockey when they had that made it
so the when you watch on TV, the puck had like.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
A comment tail that sulled.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
It was weird. I hated that, and you could see
it through the balls and everything.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I hated that. All Right, here we go. This is
for you, Gina. We find folks over it nationwide. Nationwide
is on your side. This is the whole thing about
buying your first home.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
Okay, I'm listening.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
So your this is your first ever home purchase. Yes,
I mean you've lived in houses, you've not owned them.
Maybe around he's been on a home. So I'll just
go through this with you, he says. Buying your first
home is something many Americans work for but may find
it also overwhelming and a stressful process. Reaching the milestone
is exciting, and most who have done it say it
was worth it, but a new survey has them sharing

(05:44):
what they wish they would have known first. We did
this topic like a month and a half ago.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
When you first started looking for us.

Speaker 8 (05:51):
Actually so.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
According to a nationwide poll of first time home buyers,
seventy one percent admit the experience was even more more
stressful than landing their first job. Okay, would you agree?
So far?

Speaker 9 (06:04):
So far, I've been okay, but I'm too dumb on
the subject to know what I'm supposed to be doing.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
More than half found it more stressful than planning a wedding.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Yeah, my wedding was like whatever about so yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Or finding a long term romantic partner.

Speaker 8 (06:18):
Oh damn, I hope it's not that stressful.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Some of the biggest challenges. Some of the biggest challenges
first time home buyers faced include understanding the full scope
of what buying a home involves.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
That I'm still clueless.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Finding affordable home insurance, which is a bit in the
middle of that now, and unexpected costs and fees.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
That's what I'm worried about.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
I'm like, I know, I showed you how much money
I have. You said, Okay, now, what's all the nickel
and diming that's coming at me?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah? And I keep hearing these commercials for home title
lock and yeah, they make me paranoid, and they make
you think that somebody can just like go down and
file one piece of paper and they can sell your
house or sell Yeah. I looked up like how it's
not common at all. That not that it's not real.
It can be done, but it's not super common. I

(07:05):
think there were like eleven thousand cases two years ago,
and then last year there was like seven thousand.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
Cas someone can just sell your house.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, So they basically can go and claim your title
and they say this is my house. Yeah, they go
down to the records building or what I don't know,
and then that has to be an inside job on that, right,
And they can just file a piece of paperwork saying
that they own and then they're like oh okay, and
then it gives them the right to either lease it out,
sell it or whatever.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
I mean, I'd like to do that with your house, right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
I mean, if somebody doesn't want to live anymore, I
guess they can try that.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
To afford their home, many first time home buyers had
to make tough compromises like commuting further yeah yeah, buying
a home that wasn't in their ideal location, buying a
home with fewer amenities, although your place seems to have
all the stuff that I've lived with.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
No amenities for years. Now I'm ready for an upgrade.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Living in a home that needs major repairs or renovations
which you did not yet I can't do, and getting
a smaller home than you wanted to.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
The biggest surprise that many first home time first time
home buyers had how much their lives changed after moving in.
A Third of buyers agree that owning a home changes
everything about the way that you spend your time and money.

Speaker 8 (08:15):
Money big time.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Nearly ninety percent of respondents say that owning a home
has made them feel more like an adult, but two
thirds say unexpected repairs have quickly become a reality. Yeah,
this suck because it never ends. There's always something it's big, small, whatever,
But there's always something to do at the house.

Speaker 8 (08:32):
It's all on you, isn't duct tape of miracles?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Who will? Sure? Nationwide asked first time home buyers to
choose a warning label their house should have come with,
and the top responses include, there's always a hidden costs
lurking around the corner. Yeah, the internet will suddenly become
your best friend for how two videos your weekends are
now dedicated to yard work and home improvement projects. Have

(08:55):
you decided you're going to have somebody cut the grass
or you're going to be cutting the grass, Well.

Speaker 8 (08:58):
My husband will do it. But the good news is
some the grass is not real. So I'm very happy
about that. Oh nice, Yeah, I actually like that. Yeah,
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I got guys for everything, just in case I'll need
a guy. And literally my house is within walking distance
of Gina's new pop. Yeah, something expensive will break in
six months. Again, it is the first time home buyer
saying if they had to choose a warning label that
their house should have come with, and then the last
one here, a home warranty will not cover your emotional breakdowns.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
I figured as much.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Look, you settle in.

Speaker 9 (09:31):
Yeah, I'm excited, and I'm going to be like Greg, like, well,
I hope you like being at your house because this
is Christmas vacations, vacation, this is where we are now.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
See you say that, but then it's not actually the
reality because I think you settle into stuff, and you
settle into your routine and then you really see what
the ad like you have perceived or projected costs. Then
you have actual costs, and I think unless you were
delusional and you really had some really poor planning or
really poor budgeting, you'll actually because I think most people,
at least the people that I know, I like to

(10:00):
feel like I know some pretty responsible people. Yeah, they
they estimate conservatively. So if they think they're gonna need
five hundred bucks, they budget seven hundred bucks. Yeah that's
me too, kind of thing, you know what I mean like,
and so it.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
Always rather be pleasantly surprised correct.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
So then once you get into real costs of things,
then you actually have you know what, maybe we can
go out to dinner this year. Well that's what.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
Happened with our mortgage. I thought it was gonna be
much higher because I was budgeting and they told me.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I was like.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Sweet, Yeah, But until you need something, you don't know
how much they are because you've never owned, so you've
never bought, for example, a kitchen faucet. First time I
ever bought one, I thought they're probably like fifty bucks. No,
they're like four hundred bucks. The cost of a front door, yeah, thousands.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Of crazy about the costs of blind blind window treatments
that you want to say, I'm lucky. Am I buying
a Ferrari place that came.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
With the window treatment?

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah you're lucky, very lucky.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
I escape that way.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, your place is in good shape. It looks like
it look pretty and updated, remodeled.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
They left the nice flat screen, they left the washer
and dryer, and what are those menace fridges.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
With the window to work it?

Speaker 9 (11:06):
Yeah, you're sure those are going to stay the well,
they already left, and then the realtor said they'll put
it in the contract contract.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
It's I don't know how to work this fridge.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
You just talked to it.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
And if you get.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Ring, like if people like hit the button, it will
come up like the Jetsons, like.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Uh, you see your front door fagery that they're keeping.

Speaker 8 (11:32):
Yeah, that was awesome. I guess they just got lazy.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
And let's know, but there's always something to do, or
always something that you're thinking, you know what, I think
I want to paint that room or or you know what,
like my wife, I don't like the hinges throughout the
house and she wanted she wanted like a different color that,
you know, a different finish.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
I would never notice you say that. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
But now it's a homeowner when you actually can and
it's yours.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, exactly right, you want to keep it nice.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Wait, going back real quick, what he didn't when you buy?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
You bought your house. Wasn't there like forty room bus
there or something? Well, yeah, it was really weird when
I went and took a looked at the house. They
were still living in there. When I toured the house,
there was a motorcycle in the living room, like a
full on motorcycle, and then there were car parts and
motorcycle parts random places all over the house. They had
let their kids draw on the walls with like permanent

(12:24):
sharpie markers, so there's little like smiley faces. The daughter
loved to paint. So there are these one of the
travertine floors, like the kind of heavy tile that's what
we have throughout the whole first floor of the house.
And they had left the daughter just put down a
piece of poster board and paint with acrylic paint with.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Nothing behind it.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, so you would see where the corner of the
paper was on the tile, and then she would paint
over the corner. Yeah, like you see the paint. But
I have a nice sharp ninety degree corner in there. Yep,
there was so much to clean up. It was really weird.
And then when I went and looked in the well,
the master bedroom, the guy, and I'll explain in a second,
like what was going on here? The guy he had

(13:06):
this obsession with rumbas, like those robot vacuums. They were
all in boxes, they were lined up. I have a
picture somewhere on my phone. They were like seven or
eight of them, all in boxes, all lined up. Now,
this guy, there was one working light fixture in the
entire house. So there's a bunch of can lights. Only
one single bulb worked in the entire house. This guy

(13:29):
who I bought the house from, he had this crazy
accident and he flipped his car going like he has
this really super crazy sports car that it was like
a million dollar I forget what it was called. There's
a freight I can figure out, because I know people
are going to ask. Now, he had this million dollar
car that he flipped and wrecked. They had to airlift
him out of there, and he was never right ever since.

(13:51):
In fact, a few months before we bought the house,
which kind of led to everything, he was running down
the street in his underwear and the cops showed up
and the whole he was messed up. So as lights
would burn out in the house, he would never replace them.
It was like dude on breaking bad and better call
sault ye, like where he had this weird thing about
electromagnetic yeah whatever. Yeah, it was really weird. It's sad

(14:12):
because they were divorcing, you think, Yeah, but crazy situation.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Is usually like a Bugatti or something like that that
goes that fast.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, it was. It was sitting in the garage at gat.
I didn't even recount, like, what is that thing? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (14:23):
And were they all brand new rumors that hadn't been
taken out of the box.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
That I don't know. Did he leave them for you
or no? There was like two that were left and
they did work, but the other the other ones they took.
It was it was crazy man.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Well, welcome to it, thank you.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, well anyway, good luck, thank you. Enjoy. Did you
get a closing day yet? You didn't yet.

Speaker 8 (14:45):
They think it's going to be in like like two weeks.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh good, a little fast. Yeah, you're ready to go. Okay,
phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can hit us up with the text over to two
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(15:07):
Wednesday morning, midweek. It's August the thirteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I'm bddy.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
That's GREGI Menace, Gina, gret Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's here
taking new calls eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set
us a text over to two two nine eighty seven
and a special surprise, and I'll be honest, it came
up very last minute. It was after a quick text
followed by a facetiming and I think an.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Attempted guilt trip. I'm not sure, but there was.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
No guilt to be had because this person has always
had an open invite to come by and hang out
with us anytime he likes. And that would be comedian
Joe Cooy.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Thank you, I would thank you.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Beautiful intro. I thought it was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
That was really good.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
That's my INTROESO, how I'm good?

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Can I just say something real quick? I'm dog sitting
right now? Yeah, ok, yeah, and uh I have two
dogs own right, both both from a shelter. And then
we have this because yeah, yeah, you know medic is
a shop adopt guy.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
But these are homeless dogs right or house? Well now house.
But now I have this one dog. I want to
say whose dog it is? But it's very someone very
close to the family, like this family member made the
other family members. But that's all I'm gonna say. But
I don't want to say whose it is. But it's

(16:37):
our responsibility to leave it vague. On my way here,
Pete on a carpet that I bought, like a vintage
carpet you know that you get from like Saudi Arabia.
Really peede on it.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Did you fly home?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
No? No, no, Okyeah, Yeah yeah, the carpet, the carpet,
no no, no no. I wanted to throw this dog. It's
so hard, like I and I even looked at all
three of them. I go, two's allowed to pee in
this one. There's one that's not. I'm having a full conversation.
And then and she knew, and she walked away, and

(17:11):
I was like, I'm done with you. It's the second time,
second time, second time. The other two dogs scratch on
the door. They know when it has to They cry
when they have to go out. This one was just like, oh,
this is a nice carpet. I like this.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm sinking. Is this a puppy?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
It's like a year old. But still there's two. They
can be true a year and a half, year and
a half, it should be like. But oh, to my defense,
I put one of those pea pads and walked right
past laid on the pea pad to sleep Pete on
the carpet for saldi.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
That's my That's what my wife gets mad about, because
I mean, our dog is great and she goes outside,
but you know, when they don't feel well, they bar
if they you know, have diarrhea or something like that,
always on a rug. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, man, we
have nothing but like tile in hardwood. But she'll find
the one thing that my wife doesn't want or doesn't
you know, want to deal.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
With and blast all over it.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Exactly right.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
And this one's been doing that.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
And do you know, Greg didn't hear any of your story.
All he thought about is how much that costs. I'm
going to show you. I'm going to text you okay,
Oh it's beautiful. It was I'm still man right that happened.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
And first of all, it happened like the one time,
what he says, trying to get here at like four, yeah,
and here I am like cleaning pe.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
You're trying to get out of the house. You're trying
to get out of the house, trying to try to
trying to make it somewhere. And that's always when that
kind of stuff happens, when you don't have the time
for I.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Don't think I would deal with it right then and there.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Later, there's a Windex bottle on the on the ground.
There's a towel. There's like two towels on the ground.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
My dad swears by this stuff because they've got a
cat and a dog and my dad's a clean freak,
and he found this stuff. It's called poof. Have you
heard about this stuff. It's a it's a spray, so
like if there's like pet mess or whatever, it really
like eliminates the odor. He swears by it and he's

(19:08):
tried it, and he said. The one thing that's weird
is like when you see the commercial for it, like
the guy is doing the whole thing. He's like, look,
it's totally safe. He starts spraying in his mouth. He
does any serious He's like.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Look, how safe.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
It is. It's fade out. It's fade out of anti oxiden.
It's actually healthy for you. But I said that actually
where he goes, Yeah, he goes, this stuff's great. You
want to taste. Yeah, he's like yeah, He's like, I'm
not spraying in my mouth. He goes, but it's a
it's great on on the pet stains stuff. It's so funny.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
I'm so old school that I think wind deck cleans
everything because it says all purpose. And I've been doing
that since I was like, I don't know, ten I.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Thought that was a Greek thing. It was a Filipino thing.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Oh yeah, in index And I feel if it doesn't
smell like windecks, it's not clean.

Speaker 8 (19:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Like when they use other household cleaners. I'm like, what
is this. Oh, it's made out of vinegar, and well
it smells.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
He tries to so fabulous awesome.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, no, not that. No, that one smells like a
dollar store. The purple one. It smells like a doll.
Remember dollar store?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Remember there? Yesterday, Joe's getting Saudi Arabia specialty rugs.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
You guys, have you had to buy chocolate yet?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
He can't remember the last time there was a dollar
store in his life.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
But is that still a thing?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I don't drive, I swear. I thought they closed all
of them down. I swear. Yeah, yeah, that's a dollar
well one of the that's a dollar, a dollar Tree,
dollar Tree, dollar General. I'm talking about the roll with
only see we know that's so Yeah, those are the

(20:46):
places that have the card that has the big giant
stick that sticks up so he can't even take it
out of the store. Yeah, funny. Well, Joe Koi is here.
His just being koy Tore launches at the end of
the month. You can go to Joe Cooy that's j
O k o y dot com. Uh define all the dates.
But he's gonna be doing a co headlining thing with
Gabriel Glaciers called March Up next year. It's so Fi Stadium.

(21:10):
How many seats is that?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
That's like we're skinning that fifty thousand right now? Really
sold out?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, it's crazy, And that's gonna be the biggest comedy
show ever and the first time a comedian will headline
Sofi Stadium and the first time that well you and
Gabriel have been on the same stage. But a lot
of times it's like you pop up at his show
or he pops up at one of your shows, but
like where you guys actually are sharing the bill. Yeah,
it is cool. And then what was the thing we
were on the FaceTime yesterday? You were telling me about

(21:37):
your albums. It's well, the album drops yeah, the Life
from Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, Live from Brooklyn. The vinyl we dropped it yeah
last week. Yes, And then I'm signing them too.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
And you get that ware like on ca go to
joekoy dot com. That was that was a big deal,
The Life from Brooklyn Special huge. In fact, this is
kind of what started the conversation yesterday is because I
was told around and I saw this post and I
was like, wow, that's that's crazy. So I just texted
Joe and hey, man, congratulations, this is sick. There's a

(22:08):
thing about the top Netflix stand up specials of twenty
twenty fours. Like I guess all the numbers are in,
and so Joe Coy is at number six with two
hundred and forty million minutes watched, below him Ellen DeGeneres,
which that special got a lot of attention because this

(22:30):
was like the first after like turns out Jesus see,
I guess to the people that she works with and stuff.
Beat out Adam Sandler. Damn, who's like the Netflix poster
darl Yeah, he's their guy, one hundred and thirty million,
So by one hundred and ten million, he beats out
Adam Sandler, beats out Pete Davidson one hundred and twenty

(22:53):
nine million, Ali Wong one hundred and twenty three million,
And he's like, oh, thanks, Woody. And then when we
talk he goes, dude, all he wanted, like he was,
you know, I understand being what just look there because
this is this is also this is also what I
love about you is because you are such a hustler

(23:18):
and you are in so many ways a perfections when
it comes to like we see the way that the
show is running, your craft and things that you do
in your social media, the whole thing. Like he's bummed
out that he didn't have four more million minutes to
get number five, to get number five, I'm like, dude,
and I'm like Joe, it was like it was like

(23:38):
so right, and I'm like, Joe, look at all Ellen, Adam,
Pete Davidson, you beat all these people.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
That's crazy that he's still got you know what I
did I pete on the carpet when I.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Understand as you do to show your displeasure. Cat, it's
all a cat will like crap in your shoe or something.
That's that's amazing that.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
It's kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Yeah, you could have you could have done.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I should have worked harder and considering you know how
everything started, Like your relationship with Netflix started because you
were asking them to take a chance on you, and
they're like, well if you basically if you fund it
what you did right, you He funded his own first,
you know, Netflix Special, and then it blew up and
then like oh wait, uh yeah we could do some more.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yeah, yeah, but the new regime is dope though.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I like them.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Yeah, I love them all, Neil, Robbie Pratt. They are
they really are, so I don't want to Yeah, you're
so good at this too. I gotta I got look.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
But congratulations, that's that's awesome. I know, you know, I
know how hard you work and how much you you
truly care, and it's it's it's cool to see. It's
it's really cool to see. I mean, god, imagine never
having to go to the dollar store again. That's Saudi
Arabian rugs.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
That's have you Have you guys been to the thousand
dollars store?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
known as a memory just before I add all these
screenshots flashed before this show. And Joe Koy is here.
I mean, Joe Cooy is just being koy Tor launching
at the end of the month to go to joecoy
dot com for all the days and uh you can
also find his live from Brooklyn vinyl, which, as he says,

(25:23):
just dropped just for the whites in the audience. It
was just released. Now you can get a Joe Cooy
dot com.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
I heard that the vinyl thing is because that's how
you submit for the Grammys.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Is that fact exactly? Is that right?

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:37):
That's old timy.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
It has Why why vinyl? I just that's just a requirement.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
So wait, all these people who are winning Grammys, they
have to release it on vinyl. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
Well, it's like saying like an Oscar movie has to
be you can only be considered in the theater, so
it's admitted release.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yeah, like that at least makes sense.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, so I just love the nostals of an album.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I thought people just won because of its recorded material. Yeah,
so what does it matter if it's like cassette or CD.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Oh, I see what you say?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Three like it's it's I thought it was being judged
on the merit of the art or the music, the
spoken word, the comedy, whatever it is that's to be
on on VIOYL. It's so weird.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, you want to hear something even crazier.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I would love to. All right, So I did this
bit where I do the difference between new rap and
old rap.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
When I did the whole Biggie thing, right, I told
everybody I wasn't going to do it because knew it
was going to be expensive, and I just did it
because I was in Brooklyn on accident. And then I
told my DJ to play the song and he did,
and then I went backstage and went, okay, I'll pay
for that. So I had to pay for all the music. Yeah,
and that's why that that special was so expensive.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
But I didn't tell you, no, no, not on that one.
There was something for one of maybe the Seattle one.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Seconds of it or something.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Oh that was that was my Hawaii one. This one
was I did biggie. But the cool thing is it
went like super viral, and we'll started like passing around
and I ended up talking to Missus Wallace on the
phone and she gives me the okay for his image,
so the image of him wearing the crown. So I
have a shirt with my quote from the Biggie quote

(27:19):
and then his image on my chest and it's like
the last collabo before she passed. And she was like,
oh my god, thank you for keeping his legacy alive
on Netflix and da da da, You're so sweet for
doing that. And I was like, of course I was
going to do that.

Speaker 10 (27:30):
Missus wall She charged me so much money, Yeah, Missus Wallace,
so much money, every much money, fifteen seconds.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
But she was so sweet, this sweetest woman. I have
to double pay for that. On the no, it was
all covered. It was all part of the deal, god man.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
And you met Ozzie at his funnel farewell, How crazy
was that?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Big shout out to Meg the manager over at Pantas Like,
I found out that some people were you know, from Panthera,
were fans of mine. They came to a show and
Meg the tour manager, came to the back after the
show and just I told her that my son's a
huge fan and huge fan of Ozzy. And then next
thing you know, she's like, we're opening for Ozzy. I

(28:19):
got you. After we've been for like two three weeks
trying to find tickets online, like decent tickets because it
was sold out. The minute came out. Yeah, and she's like, no, no,
we got you. And I was on stage the whole.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I saw huge cool.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Yeah, it's like a rose.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
It's like metallity.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
They're all standing rest to me.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Wow, it was it.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
And they wouldn't let anyone else backstage. It was so
like high profile backstage. It was crazy, like security out
the door and we're pulling up right to the back
damn and just yeah, it was crazy. I saw everyone
get ready, everyone tuning their guitars before it because it
was on a turntable and they were just rotating.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah. Ozzy is always such a gracious dude. Like when
you meet him, you know, you would think, like you
don't know what to expect the first time because it's
Ozzie and there's the stories of biting heads off bats
or you know whatever. Sweetest man, such a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
And kissed on the forehead, by the way, that was
the coolest moment and then he kissed my ex wife
on the cheek and it was it was just so sweet,
so nice to my son.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
No one was meeting him by the way he pulled
he they he pulled up.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
With Jack when we're standing in this lounge, because that's
when Kelly got proposed to. Happened right in front of us.
So it was just everything was crazy, like are we
in rock and roll heaven right now?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
This is timing how everything played out? Like he does
this farewell thing, mom, I'm coming home is the last song? Crazy?
Everyone was within like what a week or two whatever
it was to two weeks Yeah, and he's gone, yeah sad,
but he should a cool thing to experience and be there.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Yeah, and it was that's my son's favorite singer, So
it was it was cool for.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Us that happened. He's a young man.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
He just got into you know, he got into rock,
was his mom right, fell in love with hip hop,
you know. But but that that genre is mine too, Yeah,
I know stuff, Yeah that's mine, the hairband stuff, the
Ozzy stuff, Yeah, that's mine. And then the Smith is
what got him, is what hooked him. And then yeah,

(30:21):
and then it was uh, Morrissey, and then then it
became Sabbath, and then it became then now it's just
anything that he can find. So now he's on Lenny Kravitz.
I introduced him to Lenny Kravitz the other day.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Past don't worry about that. You're so bad. You're such
a bad persons. A couple of good songs.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
He's one of those guys. You know here here's le Lenning.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Cravis is one of the talk about But Lenny Kravitz
seems to be one of those guys where it's like,
you got a couple of good songs.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I don't understand the worship of.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
The couple good.

Speaker 9 (30:50):
You can't say a couple's hall pass for multi Yeah,
and that's.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
That's right exactly. You know he's six too, you know
I put in that same category.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
And are you gonna hate me for this?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Is Prince? Yeah, Prince fly away, Prince? Are you going
to go my way?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
It ain't over till it's over, Which was funny because like,
I come on, rule cab driver, cab driver. Nobody okay,
oh everybody knows now they don't. That wasn't like a
big that was no you gotta stop Lenny was keep
the rail around here? Joe.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Yeah, Like I remember this song.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Because they would they would play this like how you
feeling good? Like the hold on, I'm talking to you?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
How do you feel right?

Speaker 11 (31:35):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Man, I get slide off this chair?

Speaker 4 (31:37):
What do you put Letty?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Do you put him at the bottom or with at
the top?

Speaker 8 (31:41):
So far the top.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
All I can think of now is that image of
him at that concert when it was just he was
so bulge forward and everybody.

Speaker 12 (31:50):
Remembers objectify man, Yeah, he was all oiled ups an.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
How does this makeing you feel?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Woody?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yeah, exactly, speechless, speechless speech So that's that's a good word. Well,
because like are You Gonna Go My Way? I knew that,
you know, and then a couple of the other songs,
and then but I knew this song never even never
even realized that was Lendy Kravitz until like way later
that strange from you because you're so music. But this particular,

(32:19):
like this song came out way before Are You Going
to Go My Way? Which that was kind of like
I think that was that song was more of my introduction,
is it?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Is it? Because he's extremely good looking and sexy.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I like this song.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
This one.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
That's a great song, bro, this one, classic classic alternative
fly away, great song.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
I'm trying to think of that love le Love is good.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah, I think it's pretty much it. It's not did
we have eighteen radio stations and not one of them
play anything? Like I'm looking at all this stuff that
we have in this system, just at the at the radios.
You know, I'm not saying it's not a great song,
it just was. It was like one of the big
radio songs.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
You know. Ozzie killed iron Man. I got to see
that live crazy train, Like, I got to see.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
All that live dude. The mom I'm Coming Home thing
was I think so so perfect.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Young Blood Smash Changes, Yeah, it was unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Did you just happen.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Panteric Crush?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Now you went for the purpose of that show, Like
that's the reason that I.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Was on tour. My son all he kept doing was
going online looking for tickets, like, Dad, we can get
this one, we can get that one. And I was
just like, no, I'm pretty sure we can get something good. Yeah,
trying to get all my Live Nation contacts.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, my guys, anyone better?

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Do you want to stand on stage.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, that's exactly, and the man, I better not say it.
I'll say it off camera.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'd like to say to the Lenny Kravitz fans, I
like some of his songs, and I can see where
women find him very attractive. Now that part doesn't do
it necessarily and for me, so you got to you
got to take that appeal part of him away from
my evaluation, right, Yeah, exactly. It's like, oh, you've got
a couple of good songs I got unless you turn
them off. But it's like I'm I'm not like, oh
my god, money crab its oh so great. Of course

(34:08):
feels differently because she gets her basement flooded every time
the thought of him even got.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
It's true, which is true since for decades.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Which is true, which is true. Joe Coy is here
and he's going to be eligible for a Grammy because
his Live from Brooklyn specials on vinyl. Oh, somebody said,
well the Grammy itself, the award is a Gramophone, so
kind of kind of sense makes me sense. But yeah,
but I mean to go with texts. But like the

(34:39):
the Academy awards a gold dude, you know, so what
is that to do?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
With anything.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, not, it's probably important, dude, Oscar. Yeah, we got
more more movie.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
It's really good actually acting stupid in the talking. Although
why I'm doing John Lovitz right now?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
You deserve And.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
We have a game, a quick game. I thought about
it and send a little message to Greg because Greg,
Greg's got it together over there. He loves this stuff.
It's it's a very great glory type game that Joe
Cooy can play.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
We can play a game.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, it's not that what's in my mouth thing?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
No?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
No, that was you know I cringe every time you
guys play that and I want I cry hysterically.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, that was one that the mask is hilarious. They
Gloryhole Challenge. Yeah, is that what it's called? Well, yeah,
I gotta kind of guess what what's on your face
or in your mouth? So yeah, it sucks. I think
it's a hot dog.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
I hope it is.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Was it Sammy that or Morgan? I can't remember. We
were talking about Bush or Bear like somebody like couldn't
remember the name of the actual Sammy. So Sammy's like,
oh yeah, well for tomorrow for whatever it was, like,
I don't think without saying that one word? What was
the what was the of it? Do you shave you

(36:02):
your P word?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, Bush like imagine like Sammy in this meeting and
whatever you like, So yeah, do you shave your pe word?
But she said it, which is a pretty word. More
of Joe Coy comet up next, right back. Joe Koy
is here.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Yeah, And I was just thinking, like that was really
cool of that whole giveaway. But Joe Koy has an
entire school in the Philippines. They were posting like how
many kids go to that?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Like crazy? Thank you for bringing that up.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
That was really nice for you to bring that up.
And you know, my I'm not even making this up.
My last request from the school was computers and I
and I said, yes, so.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Oh you signed off for the computers for the kids
who really need. That's so nice.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
So I'm gonna get it's really nice. Man.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
No, he could have just said, you know what, pencils
and pen yeah, and paper. He's like, no, no, no, dude,
you're gonna you guys.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Are I'm building. I built some crazy stuff. I built
the road, I built the gym, I built everything.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, teach them how to use AI next, No, because
I'm telling you man, like, it's these guys who are
getting hired by Meta and stuff. They're getting one hundred
and fifty million dollars or whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Can I can I just interrupt you, Woody, I'm sorry,
but it's crazy that you even said that, because I
was literally on the phone yesterday for like three hours
with I don't want to say the name of the place,
but my my, my WiFi people, and it's the tech
and sending to another tech to another tech. It's three hours,
we're gonna send somebody, We're gonna and it's just nothing happening.

(37:33):
My assistant goes on a gets it what is it?

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Chat g yeah, and gets AI to Turril.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yeah, fixed everything, And it was so good, dude, it
was so good. All the wires that were typed in exactly,
all the equipment for that step bicep.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
You know how you can talk to it, right, you
can just like yeah, and then it has a conversational tone.
So this one dude and his friend they put their
two phones together and chat GBT like neither of the
ais want to be the last like that. Okay, take care,
Oh no, thank you, bye and just talk about going
on for a listening everything to talk or need more advice,
I'm here for you. I appreciate that it's always good

(38:12):
to have a stamming port.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I'll definitely let you know how it goes.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Thanks for the support anytime.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I'm glad to be here for you. Take care and
good luck with your chat. Thanks a bunch. I'll catch
you later and let you.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Know how everything. It just keeps going.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Take care. It's like the way mold cars that get
stuck in the intersection. Talk to you later to take care.
Take care tank you you too have a great one
and I'll be here whenever you need me. Enjoy your day.

Speaker 13 (38:38):
Thanks so much.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
You enjoy your day as well.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
And he's got your die because it just keeps going.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
You take care.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
But it fixed your your Wi Fi.

Speaker 8 (38:47):
You hang up there, you hang out.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
No no, no, yoursh.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
MOPy no, your moopy move.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Joe Cooy is here joekoy dot com on their once
upon a time Joe Coo is able to relate to
the Dollar Store, and you know, maybe he would go
there and and buy things now like he just has

(39:14):
rugs shipped in from Saudi Arabia, where wherever you wherever
you said was from a. Yeah, so Greg is obsessed
with net worth or money more more money stuff. Now
he's he's obsessed with net worth. Like so he's constantly
looking at like how much somebody paid for their house.
He's on Zillow. He looks at his own bank account

(39:35):
that five hundred times.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
A day, five times a day, I calculate my own
net worth like every week or.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
So, right, he does this constantly. So just just just
a fun game. And this is not necessarily geared directly
to you, just because we were kind of talking about
the you know, being bougie and stuff, you know. But
Greg has a game that he plays with everyone. It's
called the net worth game. So we're gonna get two
people and we have to try to guess who has
the higher network high network now according to the Internet,

(40:03):
which is you know, that's the thing not the most accurate.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
There's a lot of leeway there that people will say, oh,
that's not accurate. It's probably not, but they're all from
the same source.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
There's one guy in particular that I know personally who
if you look him up online, it says that his
net worth is like two million dollars. The guy makes
nine million dollars a year and he's been doing it
for decades. And I'm like, right, he's a little bit
a little bit better off than that.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
But and I Google people march in front of them,
we show it to them, and they go, that's not
accurate at all.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Now, some people go, that's not even close. It's way lower.
And then you got like someone like our friend, your
friend Bert Kreischer goes, oh, it's way higher. Yeah, dude,
it's way higher. Which I always love the battle between
you guys, like we're like, hey, Burt, check it out.
Got my bus here, I got my my semi trailers

(40:55):
full of gear over here. How's your tour going, buddy.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
It's so funny, my favorite. But he goes, oh, and
I also have two semis and I and I go
back and I go, oh, Bert, I have a two
semis and another.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
That's fine, Joe, that's fine. I'm gonna get more semis.
You'll see.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
That is really good. There's the net worth game again
to U two famous people who has the higher network.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
And these are all categorized, and again they're all from
the same source. And this could be way off.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
So you're going to tell me, like describe who they are.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Right, We're going to start with our friends Bert Kreischer, okay,
or Toma.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Source.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's actually pretty good, right, I would say Tom, And
I'll tell you why. I think Tom is more the
business guy. Birt's more like the like you know, yeah,
because I mean Leanne's handling all the business and everything else.
And and you know, I'm not saying that that bird
doesn't work hard. He certainly doesn't. I got that's an
easy one too. But he's got it going on.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
But he's got the built in pod.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
But when it came to like the vodka the two Bears,
you know, vodka the poors, right, he was talking about
how like you know, Tom was like really into the
weeds on the whole business side of things. So because
of that reason, I think he's maybe more of an investor. Yeah,
you know that kind. So I'm gonn I'm gonna say
Tom sec.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
But if we separated by touring, Yeah, because Bert has
a huge comedy festival.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Does Tom his house other than to go do the podcast?
I mean every once in a while, I'll do one, right,
Does he tour a lot? Tom? Yeah? He tours a lot,
but he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
It's more of the podcasting side for him. Yeah, but
I still don't kills the road. Yeah, oh absolutely, he's
always out. If the road was made out of a mattress,
he would be on it.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Tom Sare, I'm gonna see Bert Bert. I'm going Burt
Bert as well. It is Burt really wow, this particular
source and that that's gotta be. Yeah, it makes sense
to me, the touring thing. Yeah, it's Burt. Although I
always thought like comedy and this is where I you know,
don't know because not involved in it, but you know,
as opposed to bands or theater shows or whatever. Like

(43:02):
I always thought, oh well, the overhead is so low
because it's like a guy on stage with the microphone.
There's not a lot of like set pieces, right yeah,
other band members you got to take care. But like, man,
when I've gone to your shows, now, these are big
productions there in arenas bird shows things like that.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
There's yeah, going to Joe shows, like going to.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
A rock show.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, there are so many people. There's so many people.
There's like there's I mean it's there's there's a lot
of work.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Goboard did make me number five I'm number five to.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
The only person that's like at your level almost is
Gabriel Glacias.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
That's it. Everybody else, it's just like a microphone, Greg Gory,
Let's do one more, Okay.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Up next is a good close personal friend of mine,
Mark Summers, formerly of Double Dare, who I just had
lunch with.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
You, remember? Do you remember Double Dare?

Speaker 11 (43:47):
Right?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
I remember? And then he hosted Unwrapped on Food Network.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Love that show.

Speaker 8 (43:52):
Yeah, you're gonna slide down into the chocolate Sunday. Find
the Flag?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah, yeah, find the flag, hold it up in Harvey,
tell them what they'll win, face.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
Camp the I don't even know if this is at
a former host of Blues Clues, Steve Burns.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Oh, he was a big deal.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Dude, was a big deal. Was Mark Summers or Steve Burns?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Now that was on Nickelodeon.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
I think the Clues, Yes, But what of the deals
didn't make for those hosts. They get like percentage of
like called the back end and merchandising, but equals if
it's merchandizing.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Equal footing on the network because they were both Nickelodeon, right,
double there was Nickelodeon that was Nickelodeon. Yeah, but they
didn't sell Teddy Bears also in a different also at
a different time. Yeah, I mean we got adjusted for
double dare. I mean he also made a lot of
money with Unwrapped.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
I think this is a trick question. I'm gonna go
with double Dare.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
You go double there.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
I'm going double dare because the Nickelodeon people were always underpaid,
and then they switched out the host a lot, and
after they switched out host he didn't really do anything.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Steve.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Yeah, he left and then he disappeared, so like he said,
he didn't do anything after and he also wasn't the
duration of Blues Clues hosts.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, because I would think he got a lot of
appearances like a birthday parties and stuff. You know, I
got a lot of public appearances, like Steve from Is
coming out to babies or us.

Speaker 9 (45:06):
I'm going to use your theory and flip it over
and say because he disappeared, he could afford to disappear.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
I'm going with Steve.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Okay, Yeah, that's good. I'm gonna stick. I'm gonna stick
with Steve. I'm gonna say double there. What do you
think you think I said double dare, double dare, double dare.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Okay, the higher net worth is my dear friend Mark Summer.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah by double ironically double.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Double dare, no kidding? Yeah, you want one more?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
You know how much he's worth? Ten ten million for him?
Not bad?

Speaker 5 (45:39):
All right, one more, let's do one more. How about
Rihanna or Paul McCartney.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Oh, that's easy, easy.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
You think that's easy.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Oh wait, no, it's not easy because Michael Jackson.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
Bought That's what I was gonna say, Catalog.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
He's a billionaire. I'm not sure that Paul McCartney's a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
I'm going to go with too, is a billionaire with
the makeup?

Speaker 11 (46:01):
Right?

Speaker 8 (46:02):
You don't think Paul McCartney's a billionaire.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
No, I'll put him at six hundred million.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Going on a massive tour or two right now. So
he's going to be a billionaire.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
But he's another guy that seems like he's pretty cool
in person.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Wait wait, wait, wait, I got it. Does he have
partnership with his daughter? Oh, Castella is crushing it.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
In the business? Okay, No investor.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Stella McCartney's crush in the game.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Krashy Rihanna, Okay.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
I'm gonna go Paul, Paul Rihanna all day.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
And you think, man, I'm gonna go with I want
to go with three retoo.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Yeah, well re Re is a billionaire and Paul McCartney
is also a billionaire, and he has a higher net
worth than re read by two hundred million.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Okay, So Rihanna's fluctuated quite a bit, like they'll go
up to like whatever two and then one and then
one point five. Currently currently it's at one oh and
Paul at one point So.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
She's so's yeah, yeah, you know what dollar Store?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right. Joecoy is here joekoy dot com.
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Speaker 12 (47:33):
Wo Show, the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
All right, So joekoy is here. As we get into
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(47:59):
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he's got the co headlining show with Gabriel Glacier at
Sofi Gabriel Iglesias at Sofi Stadium coming.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Up in March.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
You can get information about it. It's all there joekoy
dot com. Of course, you can find him on social
media at Joe Koy. His motto have a good time
all the time, which is what you're doing, man. I
mean you're you're always somewhere, always doing something and living
it up. Oh here, I'll bring this up.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Uh here we go.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
No, no, no, this is I want. I want to know
if you've ever done this for years? You know, Mena
celebrates his birthday month. Yeah, and we've been giving you
crap about the rug and being bougie and not knowing
the ninety nine cent store anymore because you know, you're
this big wild the successful comedian who's beating out Adam
Sandler and all these other people on Saint Allen DeGeneres
on their Netflix special. So but to uh, to be fair,

(48:54):
you know how menace uh celebrates his birthday month and
for the last handful of years. One of the things
on his wish list that he asks for every year
is he wants to fly first class on Emirates to Dubai.
First first class on Emirates is sick. It's like almost
like a little studio apartment.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
I mean, I'll tell you guys about it. Whatever you do,
do well.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I'm asking because you've done it. I remember seeing it
on on your Instagram. So you've you've done it.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah, and it's the most amazing thing you'll ever do.
Oh yeah, you shower. That's the first thing they ask you.
You know, most plants, they are like, what what do
you chicken or vegetarian? You want the chicken, the beef
for the or the or the rest of the crowd
if that this one is this. When you fly Emirates,
they don't even ask you what you want to eat,
because it's it's whatever you want to eat for the

(49:45):
whole the whole flight. You can have six dinners, three breakfasts.
It's a full menu. They have a popcorn menu for
movie time. Movie time. Yeah, that's so funny. Alright, So
it's one and then and then they go and by
the way, what time do you want to take your shower?
An hour before, two hours before?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
How much time did they give you?

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Oh, you get five minutes, and it's the best five
minutes of your life. And at times, and you can
stop it.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
So you can make the five you have five minutes
of water. Yeah, oh Greg, it's perfect, perfect, so great.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
It's blazing hot, nice, It's like it's like a good
and the and the room is it's like the size
of this basically like our studio. It's like half of
this studio sit down on an airplane.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
So we talked about it, and I think we're gonna
be able to give away a ticket to go with
Medicine Eye. But I told Menace, after years of asking,
what we're gonna do is we're going to go first
class on Emirates to Dubai. Now here's the wrinkle. I'm
not a big international traveler, and by not big, I
mean really not at all other than going to Mexico
every year with my wife. I'm going to go with

(50:52):
him on this trip sixteen hours to Dubai. We're going
to land and then I'm not leaving the airport because
I'm getting on the next flight back sixteen hours and
then that'll be because all I'm really interested, Joe is
the plane. I just want to check that all the stuff, Dude,
is so beautiful.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
All this stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I'm sure it's one. There's a lot of beautiful places.
I just it doesn't care, don't care. I want to
see the plane. That's you are so ridiculous. I know
it sounds ridiculous. By the way.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
By the way, the airport is unbelievable, right, unbelievable. Yeah,
Like you're gonna love it. Yeah, everything that you want
is at that mall.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Sixteen hours there, sixteen hours back.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Is this a good idea?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Is it worth it?

Speaker 4 (51:32):
As a the worst idea I've ever heard as a person.
But you're going to love it. You're gonna I have
sleep apness, so it's different.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Okay, So but why would you say it's the worst idea?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Because I want to enjoy a place, Like if you're
gonna travel sixteen hours, I want to see it. I
want to see where I'm going, you know, I stay
it at the Versace Hotel when.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
I was there, and then I heard the nine cents
store on the first floor.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Remember when I said it's a thousand dollars?

Speaker 6 (52:01):
Like it's the second we land. I'm gonna ask him once.
I'm like, sure, you don't want to come with.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Because menaces, we do have a what five or six
hours seven plus? I know, but that's when the plane leaves,
so you got to be back at a certain time
to get on board. So he's got about five hours,
I think, to go and check out a couple of things.
He said, there's like two or three things within ten
minutes of the of the airport in Dubai that he
and the listener, whoever that ends up being, can go
and do. I'll beat the Emirates lounge in the airport,

(52:28):
which is a nice lounge. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
So here's what's crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
He's like wild or extreme weekend trips they post on
social media.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Nop.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
We leave, I believe on a Friday at four pm
and then we're back. We land back at home Sunday
at two pm.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
And we've gone to Dubai and back in that time.
The other side of the world is insane. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah,
you have so much fun though, that's okay, good, I
know your old door. Yeah, everything, although you will.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Your pajama set is cute. Make sure you take pictures
in your matching pajamas.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
Does the door go all the way to from the
top to the bottom. Is it like a swinging saloon door?

Speaker 4 (53:08):
No, no, it goes all the way down. It slides
this way.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Now you were you were telling me at one point
that even better than Emirates Singapore Singapore.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
I've heard really good things Singapore crushes. That's a full door.
That's a standing door with a closet.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
That's a New York City apartment. Yeah, it really is.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
It's like it's it literally is the size of this
right here at this little wow. Yeah, it's crazy. The
bad has its own Yeah, yeah, it's nuts. That was Now, Greg,
you would fly that way?

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Yeah, I wouldn't do what you're doing by any means.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Well, but that's that's the kind of plane. That's the
kind of flying that you Because Greg is paranoid suffer
Are you really hates flying?

Speaker 4 (53:51):
I will?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
My dream is to be on the no fly list.
I want to know what I can do a flight
that won't get me arrested, but will get me on
the do not fly list. Like I don't want want
to go to jail, No, but I do want to
be able to do not fly.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Okay, So it's kind of like how I want to
use the slide, but not in a super dangerous emergency,
just like, oh, we think there might be a fire,
but we can't tell. So just out of an extreme caution,
we're gonna have everybody use the slide. We're not gonna
wait for the stairs the j light. Would that put
me on the do not fly list? You could?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Really?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah, that's a federal offense.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
Yeah, but you're gonna get you. But I'm saying, is
it just gonna do the no fire going to get you?

Speaker 8 (54:24):
Yeah? Or a huge fine.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Figure that out?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Hey did you hear By the way, there was this
guy and it's been going viral. This guy he was
on a flight. He was caught vaping in the bathroom.
I saw that. Yeah, he was confronted by the flight attendant.
He accuses the flight attendant of assault because she tried
to grab his phone because he's recording the interaction as
if she's the a holes being a bitch. Yeah, he's

(54:47):
vaping in the bathroom, which you know that's you know,
you can't anyway, So she's trying to grab the phone
he's recording or whatever, and he's like, oh, this is assault.
But did you see how he said it was? Yeah,
I had Oh you do.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
I do.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I do have the clip. I put it in here
as vaping a hole on the planet. Hold on, let
me fine. Yeah. So the passenger later ideed is Peter Newin.
He's a quote celebrity pickleball lose, celebrity pickleball coach.

Speaker 8 (55:12):
I have never heard those words together.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Quote influencer as everybody is, among other claims that you're
going to hear in the clip here. Now, the clip
starts with him after he was busted vaping. Grabbing for
the phone happened somewhere in the middle of all this nonsense. Yeah,
let's listen to this. Here we go. I have a lawyer.
I am a lawyer. I am a lawyer. So he
starts with I have a lawyer, and he goes, no,

(55:34):
I am a lawyer. I am a lawyer.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
All right, I have a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I am a lawyer. I am a lawyer. I'm sorry,
but I have twenty five thousand followers. I'm twenty five
thousand followers. He has twenty five thousand followers, got.

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Which doesn't even make him a micro influencer.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, so he's a lawyer, legal to smoke on the airplane. Sure,
he's a lawyer. He's got twenty five thousand followers to
watch this. Yes, I know that's my grad's Yes, you did.

Speaker 14 (56:04):
You pulled it right over my chest.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yes, I have it on video. I was recording. So
do you want me to release this or you want
to stay sired to me right now? Stay sorry? Yet
out in the restaurant, you're opening the door. No, No, I'm.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Actually going to call the police when I get back
to the ground.

Speaker 14 (56:24):
Fuck you.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
You should call him now, Yeah, I call that. I
mean you're breaking all other rules. Yeah, call him right now? Yeah,
face turning.

Speaker 8 (56:30):
That comes to mind is who raised this guy? Yeah, Like,
if you're in this, if you're kid you're proud of.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
If you're in the bathroom and the smoke detector goes
off or whatever, I'm sure no matter what's going in there,
even if you're number two and I'm pretty sure they
can open the door to see and make sure there's
not a fire at thirty eight thousand feet or wherever
they are.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
They're protecting all the passengers.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Even if you are a lawyer.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
I'm a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
I have twenty five thousand pass they're getting twenty five thousand.
They're gonna see this. I don't care if you're a
lawyer and you're gonna get a lawyer. That's double lawyer.
By the way, spoiler alert, people dug into it and
he is not, in any way, shape or form a lawyer.
Peter says that his privacy and dignity were violated and
it's given him significant harm to his mental health, right

(57:15):
and reputation.

Speaker 8 (57:17):
Can not pickleball anymore, and.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
This loser is now taking legal steps and following a
formal complaint with American Airlines Legal Department, vowing to fight
for accountability and passenger rights. You are vaping in the bathroom, dude,
Passe another victimized influencer.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Why are they so privileged? Now?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I don't know, dude, I don't know. More and more,
I'm just over it, man. So now he's not the
planet I want to lucky. I mean he'll be off
with American Airlines. I don't know if it goes across
all the airlines. Like Greg dreams, is there caviar on
the floor. Yes, on Emirates it's it's a it's unlimited

(57:56):
and they have a caviar menu, which Greg.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
You know what's crazy is when you bored and there's
a live lobster tank and I always picked mine before
I sit down.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
That's seventeen. I'll take him. You know what I can do.
I can borrow some of your Filipino tupperware. And what
I'll do is I'll I'll order. I'll be ordering caviar.
They'll think I'll eat it. They'll take it on me
and obviously's scraping it into my like I can't believe
it's not buttertub. Yes, I'll put it and hide it
in my bag and I'll bring it back for Greg. Yeah,

(58:28):
you'll have dude, You'll have dumb ca.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
It'll say, it'll say, it'll say cool whip on the lid.
It's full of Dubai chop. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
The Woody.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Joe coy hanging last minute pop in. We're just kind
of talking yesterday. Let me come in of course invitation.
I've said it all the time, you can't come in anytime.
I'll be in there tomorrow. I'm like, great, let's let's
go Joe Cooy again. Let's just being koy. Tor launches

(59:03):
at the end of the month. Joecoy dot com has
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And just for a couple of WOODI show cities Pittsburgh
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(59:24):
Woody if you send us a text over to to
nine eight seven. Gina Grad has the trending news headlines.

Speaker 9 (59:29):
Yeah, well, Spirit Airlines says there's a pretty big chance
they might not make it through the next year. They
just got out of bankruptcy in March, but still lost
about two hundred and forty five million bucks in the
past earnings quarter.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
So if they're trying to merge with like Jet Blue
or something, and they were they were shut down right everything, Yeah,
was it in Frontier whatever? There's another airline. But my
thing is all right, So they can't merge because that's
a monopoly of some kind. But if they don't merge,
then they're out. They're out.

Speaker 8 (59:57):
Well, they tried to save cash.

Speaker 9 (59:58):
They furloughed two hundred and seventy pilots and bumped one
hundred and forty captains down to first officer to stave
a little money. Even so their stock is down over
forty future totally up in the air.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
So what is making people invest in Spirit? Is it
the viral videos online that you go, Yeah, I want
to buy.

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
Stock in what he likes to go because he thinks
he's going to be part of one of those situations.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I will use Spirit because there are a couple of
places where it's the only direct option. Right it goes
to Pittsburgh, Vegas. Yeah, I'm no, I'm been saying like
where it was literally the only direct to Pittsburgh's real Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
I have never had an issue me neither with Spirit,
So then we should.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Clean here, I am. I'm like, look it up? How
can I get there? And it's like, man, the only
one's Spirit And you've heard all the stories, You've seen
all those videos, and I I don't know if that's
worth it, and I go, you know what for look
what I do for a living, for entertainment purposes. Yeah,
let's let's do it. Let's see what's on. Let me
buy five seats for myself.

Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Every time I've flown them, and I've done it probably
ten times almost at this point, always on time, always friendly,
the plan is always nice. I've had no problem with
them at all. They've been great. So they're getting bashed
and I'm not saying things don't happen, but it's not
on every flight, it's not all the time. I've flown
a lot and I've never had an issue. I've had

(01:01:24):
way more. Guess that's the thing. When you book on Spirit,
you got it. They have their first classes, like what
they call the medicine big seats up front, the big
front seats, right, so their first class size seats. But
they're at Spirit prices, and you know what, there's no
other Well. I think they even change that. I think

(01:01:45):
they do have some amenity now, like I think they
do give you the Wi Fi and maybe they'll they'll
do drinks now or something or something like that. I
think they stepped up as part of their you know,
trying to get out of the How about a meal
king a cup noodle on there, dude, cup noodle pringles,
but don't like the flavor.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
Oh yeah, because they had the Cajun style. Dude, just
give me like O G cup noodle chicken or meat.
Also they have well they switched, but they had buzz balls.
Now it's buzzbox, Yeah, buzz You know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
You know where they you know where they got hit
hard is when they got caught for the bags. Oh,
that's where they got hard. They were I think given commission.

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
To remember if you did somebody's bag off.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Yeah, it was. They were getting kicked back exactly. So
they were being really bad.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Yeah, well and they got caught.

Speaker 9 (01:02:37):
Well, a twenty year old inmate just pulled a fast
one on Washington State prison officers at Sea Tac Airports,
we get airports last night when he.

Speaker 8 (01:02:45):
Slipped away just before eight pm. He's six to about
one hundred and fifty four pounds.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
In the eighties, how was he six?

Speaker 9 (01:02:51):
Wearing a red coat, gray sweats. He was last seen
crossing railroad tracks. Uh, this kid, John Nino was on
community supervision for second degree but skipped his check ins
that he's required to do so. He got picked up
in New Mexico was being flown back to Washington.

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
That's when he made his break.

Speaker 9 (01:03:07):
And believe it or not, this is the second Sea
Tac prisoner escape this year.

Speaker 8 (01:03:12):
In May, another inmates stayed on the run for forty
five days before they got caught.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Is it a one on one situation they have? Like
one guy escorting one prisoner? Like, how'd you get away
from multiple people?

Speaker 8 (01:03:24):
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Speaker 9 (01:03:25):
You don't move, Yeah, And authority say if you spot
you know, don't approach him, just call us. And Danielle
Spencer that name ring a bell. She played d on
the seventy sitcom What's Happening? She's passed to Western Yeah.
After battling gastric cancer at cardiac arrest, she started sixty
five episodes of the show and went on to earn
a doctorate in veterinary medicines. Yeah, get out of entertainment,

(01:03:48):
go care for animals. She lived in Richmond, Virginia, and
Spencer survived a deadly car crash in nineteen seventy seven
that killed her stepfather and battled breast cancer after that.
Her brother is Jazz musician Rmy Pelt says she fought
till the very end and she was sixty years old.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
I remember rerun and surely.

Speaker 9 (01:04:06):
What was her What was the big line? What was
the catchphrase?

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Yeah, hey, hey hey, No, it's fat.

Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
Hours, not dyne.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
That's good time? Can you believe this? Joe?

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
No, it was what's happening?

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
I think.

Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
It's something else. It's gonna drive me insane.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Phrase where's the beef?

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
Yeah, maybe it's under the good time it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Was j J Walker catchphrase.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
What was the show again? What's happened? What's happening on?
What's happening? Hmm?

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
I just loved it when we Run with Dance?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Yeah, so good?

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
And then he got busted.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Boot you know what we stand corrected? Hey hey, said
by Dwayne Nelson who played a Heywood Nelson who play
by Heywood Nelson was Dwyane Nelson?

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
Accept that apology and right, Sorry, Gina, Sorry letterhead.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
It's fab I'm gon sume song for you. You know
why you've got confused?

Speaker 8 (01:05:08):
It's hey, hey, hey, that was it?

Speaker 9 (01:05:11):
Shoho Tani and his agent are getting dragged into a
lawsuit in Hawaii over a two hundred and forty million
dollar Monaca Resort housing project that fell apart. Developers say
the two use their star power to mess with the deal,
push other partners out quote for no other reason than
for their own financial self interest. The lawsuit claims that

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move costs the plane of its millions in profits, broker commissions,
management fees, so little show he is just not staying
out of trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Well, he's got to get that money that is interpreter
lost in all those exactly, that's a gambling got to
get even.

Speaker 9 (01:05:45):
Yeah, and the end of an era maybe upon us
the famous Arizona iced tea well as Jons because it's
ninety nine cents, never changing their ninety nine cent price tag.

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
Yeh, that's the thing facing possible price hikes.

Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
No, yeah, the company is going through increased production costs
because of Trump's tariffs on aluminum, and it may be
making the ninety nine cent price unsustainable. So the potential
price increases freaking out some fans of Arizona, But it's
hopeful that negotiations will keep them from going to what
a dollar?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
I love.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
This is the go to every time price hikes happen,
like this has been talked about four years. Yeah, every
time there's like a spike in you know, inflation, they
always go to Arizona.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Yeah that's yeah, that's the stick by which all is measured. Yes,
have you ever been to a mini mart where you
grab one of the ninety nine centies? They ring it,
They have their own pricing for it at the at
the oh yeah, oh yeah, I've paid two bucks for it. Yeah,
three bucks.

Speaker 9 (01:06:39):
It's like when gas stations, like you sell something as
a pack and they'll break them up and sell them individually.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Yeah yeah, even though it very clearly says on the packaging.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
That you're not supposed to do exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Great, how long do you fight with them? I'll just
spend about ten minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Not a big deal.

Speaker 8 (01:06:55):
And that's what's going on with a.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
All right, thank you very much, Gina grad More with
Joe Coin next on The Woody Show, Hanging next cool.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
You know it was, Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
It was always good to see you. I'm so sorry.
Why we're just having a conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
It's a live show, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
It's a live show.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Was so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
All right, So let me do a quick rundown of
all the Joe coy stuff. All right, So just being
koy tor launches at the end of the month. Joecoy
dot com for dates. But we do have a couple
of woody show cities in particularly that we want to
point out, which would be October fourth, Pittsburgh coming at
you at PPG Paints Arena, and then for everybody listening
in Philly and Jersey in that area, uh, October eighteenth

(01:07:41):
in Atlantic City. Get all the details, go to joecoy
dot com. The live from Brooklyn Vinyl is out now.
You can check that out. Clicks yeah, Netflix. You can
see all of his specials there. Follow him on social
media at Joe Cooy. Anything else that you'd like to
add before we wrap.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Up here with you, Joe, That's about it. I just
love you guys, seriously. I just woke up early to
be able to be friends my day ones. That's right, well, yeah,
my day ones. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
You know what we we met, I think right as
someone like right as someone lit your rocket Yeah, you know,
because like we met you and it seemed like within
five minutes all of a sudden, man, you were on
the rocket ship ride, like because we were talking about
your come up and all the different things and funding
your own Netflix special and all the things that you

(01:08:32):
did when you were coming up through Vegas and the
different Seattle and everything else, like you know, putting up
your own Flyers venues ready, So like all the hustle
that went into becoming Joe Coy right and like what
people know and see, you know, his bougie lifestyle. But like, yeah,
I feel like we really like we really met you
as you were on the launch pad and someone was

(01:08:53):
holding that that torch just underneath the rocket. Because then
like it so quickly after that, and it just has
kept on going through the specials, through the movie, through
all these different things that you've been doing. Man, We're
we're so happy for you because you're such a nice
guy and you're always such a genuine dude and we
love having you. Obviously, it's a lot of fun having here.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
So I love you, Thank you, We love you you
just maybe crying.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
I love you guys, all right, Joe Koyd dot com.
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(01:09:40):
your calls eight seven seven forty four Woodie. He sends
text over to two nine eight seven You guys, normally
this is reserved for the beginning of a year, not
here towards the tail end of it. Yeah, but we
have a visit from no Stra dumbass. Yeah, some menace
bird diictions. Yes, I like to share them that he's

(01:10:03):
gonna he's gonna tell us about that's that's coming up
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Can I ask a question when you have install that's
part of something like oh okay, like cable or when
they were doing like dish installs, right, not that I

(01:10:27):
think anybody's really doing dish installs at this point, right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Because you can just do it over the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
You can get like the if you get directed even
if you want direct TV, you can get direct TV
over the internet.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
Right, And maybe in like remote.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Areas people are still using dish. I mean I've I've
had it for so long that you know they came out,
they installed the dish on the house. But every time
you have something like that. And I just recently signed
up for Starlink and it says, you know, professional roof installation, right,
and so I forget whether they charge for it. You

(01:11:00):
should know by the fact that it's only you know,
a couple hundred bucks or whatever it is, it's not
gonna be all that great dude. First of all, the window,
Uh it's a third party by the way, So you know, Okay,
starlink comes to install and they give you a one
pm to six pm window.

Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
Damn that's generous.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Now, I thought like, Okay, the job will be done
somewhere between one and six. I figured that it was
like their window, like we're planning to be there between
one and you know, dummy idiot like I. I you know,
I should have known. No, that's just for them to arrive.
So the guy shows up around four thirty. Okay, fine,
and it's pretty it's pretty uh cut and dry as
far as like, I have it scoped out because my

(01:11:44):
neighbor just got one installed. And I get like, just
like that, here's where it's gonna you're gonna do the
run for the cable tube done. He shows up at a
Nissan Pathfinder. Cool.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
Oh not like a work van.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Correct, and so buddy, how you doing? Nice guy, like
super nice guy. But he was there for three hours,
and you know, I'm trying to leave the guy alone
to do his work. I don't like to be the homeowner.
That's like hovering over the contract or whoever you have
at your house. It's doing like you know, it's not
gonna help them.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Watch HG TV.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Yeah you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yeah, I'm curious. But anyway, I went out because I
heard him out there on the roof and stuff, and
I'll say, oh, I wonder where we're at. We got
to be pretty close zero percent completion on the project.
What the hell was he doing? Hadn't put a hole
in the house even three hours? Phillips screwdriver. Yeah, because
it took him that long because you can only get

(01:12:38):
certain size ladder and two story house, you know, so
like he can only get so he's trying to figure
out just how to get to the area where he
needs to install these threshcads for of course I show
him all right, so I said, see the neighbor, I said,
that seems because it's nice clear view the whole thing,
and then you know from there it's only maybe about

(01:13:00):
like less than twenty feet from you know where that
would be to where it's gonna come in, you know,
like where you'd run it to where everything comes into
the house for the Wi Fi right, m hmm, Sorry, Greg,
I'll explain that part to you later. So not for
an installer who does this all the time, I mean,
very cut and dry. Yeah, So he's crawling around the
attic and he goes, yeah, come in here. So he

(01:13:20):
spent three hours just figuring, well, just to go out
the outside of the inside of my go from the
inside of the outside, and then I can I'll bring
me bringing over Yeah, bring that way. So I go
out there. He's ever installed one I think he does,
but like, you know, why send somebody out And he goes, well,
I can't because I don't have the appropriate less so,
because he doesn't have the appropriate ladder, he's decided that

(01:13:43):
this over here is actually a really good spot. No
it's not because for him and then run the cable
into the house where he needs to go. It would
just be a loose cable on the hanging on the
outside of the house then drilled into a wall.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
I'm like, no, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
So like uh yeah, no, I don't. I don't understand.
Why why do you have an installation? Like why charge
more if that's the thing, Because it's only a couple
hundred bucks that I understand. But you can't say professional
roof installation. And the guy shows up in a.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
Without a ladder.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Yeah, no, he had a ladder, just.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
It wasn't not nearly what he would need for any
kind I would think for really any kind of two
story house and upheads as well.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
I used this service called on tech Smart Services for
any type of that on tech Smart. Yeah, they're available
in nationwide, okay, and they do all types of installations
like this. I've had a mount TVs installed, like alarm systems.
They're great, they're super professional. They want to run down
of the entire situation before they even get there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Yeah, you know, I felt bad because, I mean the
guy was trying, you know, but he just wasn't.

Speaker 8 (01:14:55):
Up to the task.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Yeah, he wasn't up to the task. He didn't he
didn't have what he needed. He's trying to probably solve
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
Nice guy clearly didn't know how tall your house was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Yeah, nice guy, but like, uh, I mean you can
see that when you first pull up right, or you
can map it out right. But so three hours go by,
I go outside because now it's like seven thirty. I'm like,
oh my god, he hasn't even started, like you know,
because it's not one again, not one actual piece of
any type of install work has been done. It's all
been just kind of like looking at planet. So I said, hey, man,

(01:15:26):
I said, I tell you what. I said, I'm just
gonna have uh some other my I got this like
company that does all my other stuff. I'm like, like
you're talking about mens. Yeah, I said, I'm just gonna
have these other guys to I said, they got all
this stuff. They put other stuff in this way like
that right there that you see and blah blah blah.
He's like, okay, like no fight, He's like I said,

(01:15:47):
And I said, So, I'm like, I'm just going to
take the equipment and whatever and I'll just have them
doing I lost that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
All right, and I know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
So now I'm going through it and I'm looking at
the ch I said, all right, where are the pieces
for this thing? I said, I'm looking for this piece.
This piece there's some silicone like uh, you know, tube
of whatever. Oh yeah, hold on, let me okay, yeah,
here you go. And I'm like, so I had the
double check to make sure I had all the parts.

Speaker 8 (01:16:13):
Wow, so you did it essentially.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
I made sure I still had all the other parts.
I said, yeah, I said, you got to go, man.
I said, this isn't gonna work out. You know, thank
you for showing up, and I appreciate you, you know, taking
a look and whatever, but yeah, this isn't.

Speaker 12 (01:16:28):
If you still had your Christmas lights up, you could
have just ran around that line, right, Yeah, stupid you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Yeah. I remember the first time I got DirecTV billion
years ago. They put the dish on the house and
then didn't even like secure it to the side of
the house even like exposed on the outside, Like they
just let it kind of drape off over the gutter
and it was hanging so that the direct TV cable
was hanging from the roof all the way down to
the first floor off the wall because the wall because

(01:16:56):
like you know, there's the roof sticks out over the
edge and it's got the gutter and it's like so
I don't know what two and a half feet, it's
just kind of dangling there and he goes, get fall done.
Just need to sign here, like, whoa, what about the
what are you doing with that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Oh yeah, we're not able.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
To run things through walls or we're not allowed to
reach anything like that. And I go, well, shouldn't you
tell people professional installation? But the squirrels get to play
on it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Uh, that's the most negative thing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
At my house, they hung the dish before I moved in,
and it's on an eve and if you look up
at it, there's these six foot long i'm sorry, six
inch long screws coming right through the eves, just screwed right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Oh good, Yeah it looks greatgons bets. Yeah, like how
they have those spikes on top of signs to keep
birds from landing there? Yeah, right there?

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
You going only in reverse. And I've had people come
to work on solar which is on the roof, and
they say, do you have a ladder?

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
What if I didn't?

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Or would you leave? God forbid you try to find
somebody to clean solar panels Because they go, yeah, we're
not up on the roof. I go, what do you
mean you're not all out up on the roof? How
long would you clean solar panel? You came all the
way out here to tell me that you can't go
on a root. I'm like, how are you? How are
you supposed to do this?

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
This is your business?

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
But just goes to show nothing is ever easy, nothing ever. Yeah,
all right, we're gonna take a break, and then we
got no Stra dumb ass. Yes, Menace and his birdictions.
Men I supposed the name of that company again. Somebody
on the text.

Speaker 6 (01:18:23):
It's called on text smart services on tech.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
They spell it te c Yes, like all fancy for.

Speaker 6 (01:18:31):
Spelling doc ohay on tech is one word O n
T e c h Okay, so the proper spelling of tech.
But O n T e c h if you want
to check out our service. Menaces used them a bunch.
I don't have any experience with them, but you bet
your hass I'll be calling do it. Yeah, all right,
more show, No stre dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Next hang on.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Show We'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
Meanwhile, will continuous. Then let's search for the perfect wig.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Yeah, I'm a hair pleux.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
Sorry, I'm in hair system.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Get it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
That's not my scalp. I have light brown hair with
bald highlights.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Usually it's the beginning of the year thing where Menace
ak no Stra dumb ass makes his verdictions. But here
we are, it's August and he's got some verdictions some
midep can't even really call it mid year, but he's
got some you know, the year in the process.

Speaker 12 (01:19:24):
Well, that's the thing is when you have the gifts,
you don't control when it comes, you're just a vessels
just appears.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Yeah, that is true. I mean he I don't know
how he does it, but he somehow is tapped in. Yeah,
that's what he's I don't think he knows how he
got Yeah. Now, yeah, what happens is when you're getting
high or just just randomly as you're driving.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
The walls start seeing stuff more and more and more,
and like you know, like back in April, all right,
I started talking about the boo boos.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
I'm like, guys, laubas are going to be a thing.
And then you remember Greg he talked about how Facebook
was going to be big, yes, and Twitter SoC as
Greg would tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
But there's a couple of things that I think like
either these are already in your life or they're about
to be in your life from like where is that
coming from?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
And I thought I would explain a couple of them.
The only thing that we ask of you. Now we're
going to share this information with you, the listeners, with
the public. All we ask in return is that you
remember what you heard. But again, that menace, no stra dumbas.
That's what he's been saying.

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
But again, some of the stuff might already be in
your life, but for the people that it's not in
their life already, you're gonna be like what what?

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Okay? Okay, So this first thing, it's been bubbling.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
For a few years and Sea Bass you're going to
agree with me on this, but I I feel it's
going to go full mainstream where foldable fans are going
to be the new hot accessory. Foldable fans Now, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:20:51):
The fans that fans you mean the ones that people.

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Like whip and I'll explain to me all time fans.

Speaker 12 (01:20:56):
Yeah, yeah, you talk about how you're million gays have
had them for decades.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Yeah, the gays definitely on it. Yes, the African American
community definitely on it. They have a song called the
Fan Dance and where it's pretty much like a line dance,
but you incorporate fans. There's a lot of songs in
the past year that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I've been in karate Kid too. Remember Daniel's Okinawan girlfriend
flip with the fans.

Speaker 9 (01:21:26):
Yeah, she's been saying, are you ready to hear Sea
Bass violently throw up on radio? When I was graded
at theater school by my fan work.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Oh really, yeah, it's really cool.

Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
So this is the thing, okay. So yeah, and I'll
explain why I feel like it's going to be mainstream.
Was missing, But there's a there's here's an example of
a song that's already been out that incorporates fans.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Okay, here all right, fans.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Fans the point.

Speaker 6 (01:22:19):
So then also I think there's also instructional videos on
how to make the fans sound, which Sea Bass is
a big fan of fans sound.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Yeah, okay, here we go.

Speaker 11 (01:22:31):
If you ever really want to clack it, you have
to hold the top and then really all you're doing
is let in gravity take the fall, and you're just
letting it drop and then.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Catching it right. So to clack it, you just have
to whip.

Speaker 11 (01:22:41):
It down and then immediately use your hand to stop
it and I'll keep it over saying.

Speaker 6 (01:22:45):
So okay, So this is me explaining like how it's
gonna go full mainstream. You're just gonna start seeing these
like fans just be available, like yeah, not just like yeah,
just that random storage. You're gonna just see them and
you're like, why am I seeing these old timey fans?

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Well, apparently they're already very popular at like raves DM
type of stuff. It's a Disney thing already. There you go,
and I've seen them with like LEDs and them.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:12):
Again, this is something that's been bubbling for a few years.
But you're gonna start seeing whatever to get banned because
people will bring them everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
And make noises and stuff like that. So look out
for that now.

Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
My second thing is if this is not already in
your life, you're gonna start hearing about it because it's
recently broken records. It's called Grow a Garden. It's a
game that's available on Roadblocks now Roadblocks.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
If you don't know what.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
If you don't know what Roadblocks is, just an easy
explanation is Roadblocks is basically if you had like Disney Plus,
you open it up or you open up your Netflix,
and the stuff that you've seen there Roadblocks it's all games, right,
So it's user generated games, and so everything that you
would scroll through on Roadblocks would be games.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Now grow Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
So grow a Garden is recently just broke a record
for the most on for the most players online at
the same time, with twenty one million players. By the way,
this is just ye sim it's mindless growing your own
online garden.

Speaker 8 (01:24:12):
Which isn't it just for kids mostly?

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Isn't that?

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
But Farmville? Was that Farmville? What's the other one that
was popular like ten ful years ago? I know what
you're talking about. Island Yeah, animal Cross.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Yeah, all that kind of stuff. But now this is
the new one.

Speaker 12 (01:24:27):
But it's Legos and it is yeah, gena. This is
what kids get into before they get into Fortnite.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
This is for seven year olds.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
And like water flowers and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
But Legos Okay, okay, yeah, So I try to like
get somebody online that like could fully explain it clearly
what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
And this is the only thing I found right here. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
So an explanation for grow a Garden.

Speaker 15 (01:24:47):
Grow a Garden's global success is fueled by exceptional user retention,
vibrant social interactions with friends, driving play, and strong Roebucks engagement.
But to a normal person who doesn't indulge in simulators
or games of that type, and even people who don't
play Roadblocks at all. This game just isn't good. It's
quite literally just a mindless clicking game, if you can

(01:25:07):
even call it a game at all. The only reason
Girl a Garden can work and become this popular is
because the modern Roadblocks landscape is full of children who
don't have attention spans anymore and they need the most simple,
yet engaging games possible.

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
Yeah, it is incredibly stupid. And all you do is, yeah,
build a garden children, not even a game.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Yeah, digital seeds and all that kind.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Of stuff, And then you you.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Actually spend real money in the game. You have to
buy like gift cards for roadblocks, and then get your
get some tools for your button.

Speaker 12 (01:25:37):
This is just like Laboo Boo, where it's designed for
little kids, but adults will jump off all this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
All the people on YouTube.

Speaker 6 (01:25:44):
That we're talking about this game are adults.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
It's insane. Let me let me ask a question of
dumb ass. Is there anything in the predictions that you're
not anybody in this room you're not gonna hate? No, no, no,
I'm saying like it's.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Like, you know, like, am I going to run out
and get a fan?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
The fan thing that I don't really see anybody in
this room doing or not the grow a Garden thing.
Do we gonna find out? When do you have like
a date on the Epstein stuff? You know?

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Again?

Speaker 6 (01:26:07):
This is this is the reason I'm bringing this up.
You're gonna be like, why is this in my life?
Why do I Why am I hearing about this?

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Okay? And then this is fans Fans grow a Guard
And the last one you're really gonna love. It's called
K Pop Demon Hunter. Now, this is a movie that
came out on Netflix in late June, and it is
number two all time most watched movie on Netflix with

(01:26:34):
over two hundred million streams. Right now, Okay, it came
out in late June. Why are we still talking about it?
Is because they came out the soundtrack, and the soundtrack
hit number two on Billboard and has over three billion streams.
On the songs, here's an example of one of the songs.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
All right, okay, rambun.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
On whatever, some just great.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Some nice.

Speaker 6 (01:27:13):
It's a fergie know, it's all real K pop singers.
All that's Greg was feeling it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
It's not if I was eleven, I would love it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Why are we letting tweens dictate the culture here people.
That's pretty much what's happening, because you gotta think that's
that's just really who dominates online conversation?

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
Yeah, Gary V, who we love, who like kind of
follows all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
He said. The most influential person in America is a
fourteen year old girl shamed.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Because she will do what does the name ring about? An?
I want to let the name is.

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
Okay John because she will influence the younger people and
then she'll influence her.

Speaker 12 (01:28:06):
Parents and underated news. Menace, I have for you the
Hello Kitty Ninja turtle. Oh my god from McDonald's girls
driving culture for somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah, you're sweetheart. So yeah, Menace was going to try
to get one, but we were talking about how they're
going to be sold out quick and you can you
can play the Hello Kitty game online if you scan
the q R.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
But yeah, so this is all the crap that you're
gonna maybe hear about or it's already part of your life.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
I just put words to block out of my algorithm. Yeah,
this is a idea.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
So yeah, Folds grow a Garden a garden Cape Pop
Demon Hunter.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Cap Bob's already in there that was like, who's gonna
win the Nobel Prize this year? No, no, no, but again
you know just you know what all we asked at
the beginning of the segment was that when that stuff
eventually comes around in your life, yeah, or that it's
somehow around and what you love dude, menace, I've heard it.
That's what he's been saying. He's saying, yeah, all right,

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more when the shows come up.

Speaker 13 (01:29:13):
Next at Nothing Sports Day with the g Jeff Garcie, Thanks, Hey,
good morning, Jeff, G.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Good morning, what are you? And good morning squad.

Speaker 14 (01:29:26):
Last night's Freeway Series game had a little bit of everything.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Man a triple play.

Speaker 14 (01:29:36):
Those are rare, especially watching Otani hit into a triple play. Now,
speaking of a tiny the game was tied. Otani homered
in the ninth inning. Dodger fans were feeling it, but
then Alex Vesia came in and blew it for the
Dodgers three walks in the bottom of the ninth Angels
ended up tying the game.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
It went to extra innings and then this happened.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
To the Dodgers Angels.

Speaker 14 (01:30:03):
Angels have won six in a row against the Dodgers.
Dodgers are now tied with the Padres in the NL West.
Dodgers have lost twenty of their last thirty two games.
Their lead was nine games before this stretch. Now it's
down to zero. Same two teams. Tonight at the Big
A six thirty eight start Otani making his first pitching
start against this old team.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Got some soccer this afternoon as well.

Speaker 14 (01:30:25):
It's gonna be a good one. You wave a super
Cup at twelve noon. PSG versus Tottenham in the WNBA.
Sparks lost last night to the Liberty. Plumb had twenty
six points in the loss. And finally, when he show.
The full NBA schedule comes out tomorrow, we do know
some of the games already thanks to some leaks earlier
in the week. Lakers will open up their season against
Steph and the Warriors on Tuesday, October twenty first. Now,

(01:30:47):
Lebron owns pretty much all the records in the NBA
at this point because he's played so long, and when
the Lakers kick off their season against the Warriors in October,
Lebron will set the mark for most seasons played in
the NBA with twenty deep three.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Now you can say what you want about Lebron. The
passive aggressive stuff. We get at all that.

Speaker 14 (01:31:04):
I'm not a fan of that either, but we got
to give du it as flowers Man twenty three seasons
in the NBA is unheard of and still playing at
a high level.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
I'm Jeff g And that's a so cal sports all right, Jeff, Yeah, Morgan,
are you ready? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
I was born for this moment right here.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Y'all don't know this.

Speaker 16 (01:31:23):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Oh, woody, woody, woody. Sure and we are back moving
run along here for you. This morning, we having a
little conversation about thrifting. Yep, thrift shops in Connecticut. This
sixty two year old woman she slipped and fell outside
of her local good war goodwill store. She picked herself up.

(01:31:52):
She went inside the store and told the manager that
she slipped and fell on a banana peel like a cartoon.

Speaker 8 (01:31:57):
Oh, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
And the store took the woman's info. Lander got a
call from her lawyer saying that she was going to
be filing a lawsuit. The store was issued a warrant,
but the manager knew something was off because in the
warrant the woman said that she had slipped on a
broken lighter that was outside. She never mentioned a banana peel.
What she had told them she had slipped on a

(01:32:19):
banana appeal. I guess for information or for citation. Yeah,
I don't know, to pose maybe yeah, no, No, that's
that's how the the article reported it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
So she I'm no medical medical, I'm no legal expert.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
You know, I'm not a rocket scientist.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
The store did some digging.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Turns out security footage shows that there was no banana peel,
no lighter. Instead, she had just tripped on her bagstrap,
her own bagstrap. The store sent everything they had to
the investigators, and they found that this woman has been
filing insurance claims against commercial properties since like two thousand

(01:32:56):
and four. That's her career, and so that's that's what
she does.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
She goes around slipping Jimmy.

Speaker 8 (01:33:02):
Slipping, jim slip.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
Jamie's a better call, Saul, Uh you need you need
to watch that some point. So she was arrested and
she's facing charges for insurance frauds. Yeah, there are people
who go around. I mean I I have a friend
who owned a business. I think I've told this story before,

(01:33:24):
owns a business. And there was a guy who would
come around with a measuring tape and see if you
weren't following code for how wide like a ramp was,
or how how deep a step was, like if you
had a couple of steps to go up to the
front door of the business. Like he would just go
around everywhere in town. Yeah, idiots, Yeah, because technically he

(01:33:46):
had some kind of handicap. I had nothing to do
with like a wheelchair ramp or the step or whatever,
because he qualified under the headline of a disabled person
differently abled person. My apologies. My apologies is.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
Those dash cam videos, usually out of Russia, where people
just dive on the hood of your car.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Oh yeah, I saw a guy. I just saw a
video of a guy the other day. It was on Instagram. Uh,
someone had a dash cam. The car in front of
him is you know, it's a shopping plaza. They're right
by this coals and this car like stops because there's
somebody like starting to walk. So they stop and then
the person waves them like all right, go on, and
as they're passing, he it looks like slow motion. He walked.

(01:34:28):
He walks up to the car kind of like puts
his hip on it and then does this flails in
slow motion, flails to the ground and then hits like
in a field position, and then picks his head up
and kind of looks anyone. Yeah, but it's like it
was all caught. And then the person who posted videos like, hey,
I caught this all on my dash cam. But watch this.
I mean, just now, you can't even call it taking

(01:34:50):
a dive, it's taking a sit because it was in
the slowest motion. What about the that video that went
viral a year or so ago where the person was
on the the highway or whatever and the person from
them stopped and then just back backed into them, and
then they all got out of the car. There was
like it was like a clown car full of there's

(01:35:10):
so many people in this little tiny car and they're
getting out and they're holding their neck and one's holding
their back and they saw and they saw yeah, and
then they switched them once they saw the the dash
and then they switched drivers and they they took off
the they did eventually find them. I hope, so fun.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
How do you sleep at night?

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
But this this is the world, guys. Yeah, you'd do
for anything.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
People work really hard to not work.

Speaker 8 (01:35:33):
Yeah, so you put that much effort into what you'd
own a company.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Yeah, it's a it's it's a it's infuriating. Yeah, and
you want to get the uh the dash cam. I
don't see about getting one, yeah, because I mean everything's
on camera, but uh, it would be my luck that
the one thing that you needed on camera just happened
to not be on camera anyway. It's the one thing
that was on videos somehow. Yeah, exactly, all right, eight

(01:36:01):
seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can say it's a
text if you like to do it that way. Over
to two two nine eight seven. Don't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
The Woody Show will be right back, The Woody Show
back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Yeah, it is Wednesday. It's the thirteenth of August. Today
is a national is mets we called filette Mignon he
likes filette. Dude. You know what. I actually have moved
on to the ribby. Have you.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
To Ribbi They actually have this thin cut Rabbi. Yeah,
that's really good that I like. So it's filet it's
like half it's like half the thickness. Yeah, and it's
really really good.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
And you would think, uh, you would think that Metas
was just being funny. With people. But when we would
go to restaurants and the waiter we'll come around asking
for an order. He was, yes, I will have the.

Speaker 6 (01:36:52):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:36:54):
There's not enough fat the ribbi is that nice fat contact?

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Yeah, but sometimes there's too much fat.

Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
Is so boring? No fat at all suck.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Medicine's happening in the world of entertainment. While speaking of food,
Orlando Bloom admitted that restricting his diet in his new
movie led to obsession of thoughts of food and paranoia
because you're.

Speaker 8 (01:37:17):
Starving thinking about it all down body.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
It was cutting way for a new movie called The Cut,
and he lost thirty pounds and approximately three months.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
So he just ate cucumbers and drink water.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
That's greg diet. Oh yeah, pretty much? Oh god, no
sweet potato.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
I thought they even said that he had to limit
his water intake.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Oh my god, weird.

Speaker 8 (01:37:38):
Does he have to wear like a trash bag and
go running?

Speaker 6 (01:37:40):
I don't know, but you know, I will tell you
guys this off the air. The other day, I asked
my Alexa, I said, hey, how much does an American
man weigh or should weigh? At five to ten and
has set one hundred and forty nine pounds to one
hundred and eighty two pounds match Maxwell.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
I was third Grad's like that's so fast.

Speaker 8 (01:38:07):
Well that's gross gross, ill real.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
Yuh speaking about somebody that's super ripped. Ryan Reynolds, Yeah,
hell yeah, speak on it. Ryan Reynolds posted on his
Instagram an Adventures logo with an anarchist UH logo on
top of it. Does that mean he's gonna be Deadpool
in these new Avengers movies coming out December eighteenth, twenty

(01:38:32):
twenty six, And there's another one that's gonna be a
follow up called Secret Wars December seventeenth, twenty twenty seven,
So they have them all planted out, so we'll see
if he will be popping up as Deadpoole in those movies. Now,
another guy we're just talking about ripped dude, here's another guy,
Cristiano Ronaldo.

Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
Yes, he's the most ripped.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
Yeah. Is he hot to you?

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
Greg, I'm not gonna lie, yeah yeah, yeah, the world.

Speaker 6 (01:39:00):
Yeah crazy If you don't know, he is the world's famous,
the world's most famous soccer player, the most followed guy
on social media, and nuclear Ridge. Yep, he's also getting married.
He met this girl that was working at Kucci eight
years ago and now they are engaged. The engagement ring
is five million dollars and twenty carres.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Have you seen this?

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
They have thought I thought they were married.

Speaker 8 (01:39:25):
We haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
Oh my god, I wear your hand. Yeah. Oh it's massive.
She can't wear it anywhere with them.

Speaker 6 (01:39:34):
Yeah, but I think they do have kids together, but
maybe they just weren't married.

Speaker 9 (01:39:39):
And like you said, okay, that's the kind of ring
you put in a safe deposit box and just wear
a copy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
Of Yeah, you don't wear that every day that she
are going out.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
Ring looks so fair.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
But where would she be going that she would be
in endanger? Where around? I'm sure she's going to all
really nice, highly secured bodyyards. Arm is going to be
ripped because she's not going down to the Walmart, no Target.

Speaker 5 (01:40:01):
That might be the biggest engagement ring in the history
of time.

Speaker 6 (01:40:04):
It's insane so good.

Speaker 7 (01:40:06):
Yeah, they did say in recent memory, is one of
the biggest ones. And because it's like two to five
million dollars, I guess it has perfect clarity.

Speaker 8 (01:40:13):
And that thing's enormous.

Speaker 5 (01:40:15):
Clownishly, it looks fake, it looks stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:40:18):
The risk you run everyone's pay fake, all right, ladies.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
Then you turn it down okay, and it's given to you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
You know what, it looks too crazy, it would I
wouldn't wear that, but ew yuck.

Speaker 8 (01:40:29):
I mean not you yuck, but I can't wear it. Okay,
Let's say you don't have to get mad about it.

Speaker 6 (01:40:34):
Let's just say no. Let's just say you couldn't sell it.
There was some kind of contract. This is the guy
you're marrying. You couldn't sell it for Oh no, ever
would you take it? Or you say, oh it's too gross.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
Too big.

Speaker 9 (01:40:48):
I never said it was too gross, but I do
think you run the risk of it looking everyone's going
to assume it's fake because no one ever seen it.

Speaker 6 (01:40:54):
Again, it's all about the atmosphere, like what he said. Like,
if you're in an atmosphere and you're hanging out in
high society like Dubai or Monica or whatever, people you're
not going to think it's fake.

Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
If I'm here, and even if people think it's real,
it's weighing my fingers on when I'm trying to type
in my computer and do other things.

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
You'll have people to type for you.

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
Yeah, so big that it's not even attractive.

Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
There's a famous thing with brock and bags that are
ten thousand dollars purses that are you know, they're if
they're fake and they're in the right area, everyone thinks
they're real. But if they're in the hood, oh that's fake.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
Ye yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
So all right, how about this Andy Cohen had our
friend MGK machine Gun Kelly.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Our friend.

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
I don't know. I have so much love for Machine
Gun Kelly. I don't know. We never met him. I mean,
he had a couple of songs at the time, though,
I thought. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:41:45):
So he was on Watch What Happens Live and he
said that he might be part alien. Now I don't
know the context. I didn't watch the interview. I don't
know if he was serious or not. But he said
that he didn't really know much about his dad, and
he said all so that his mom was abducted at
some point, so he might be half alien.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
Oh or believe it or not, I'm not believing. I
will say this.

Speaker 6 (01:42:11):
I did see him perform with Jelly Roll at Stage
Coach Music.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Festival and it was quite delightful. Dude, I saw him
perform that he was like the the entertainment for the
one of the intermissions at the NHL All Star Game
when it was in Las Vegas, and it was terrible,
not good, it was. It was so bad. It was
so bad all right.

Speaker 16 (01:42:31):
Time for the Birthdays' shi, we're gonna sit like it's
and you know, we don't do birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
Happy birthday to actor, former child Star, reality show star
Cartridge Family member Danny Bonaduccage Dog, who not in the
best shape these days. He's got a lot of health
issues there. Yeah, he can't do radio anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:42:57):
I don't you hear about that?

Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
Oh no, I mean it's been a while, but yeah,
because a friend of mine was his co host for
his radio show in Seattle and she's been flying solo
for a long time. Now he's done.

Speaker 9 (01:43:08):
I used to work with him a long time ago
and radio and he was a really nice guy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Nuts totally. He's sixty six today. John Slattery, best known
for playing Rogers Sterling on Mad Men, He's sixty three.
NBA star DeMarcus Cousins is thirty five. Sebastian stan who
plays Bucky Barnes winter Soldier in the Marvel Movies, is
forty three. Actress Debbie Mazar who was Sandy and goodfellow Yeah,

(01:43:34):
and a Mazar Yeah. And then you saw her in
Entourage as Vince's prchick. She's a sixty Shauna. I think
it was her characters. She's sixty one. I'd like that show.
I know a lot of people give Entourage a lot
of Griovo. That was who watched it. Ari Gold was
so great, that love that character. Everybody except for the
main characters was cool. Turtle Johnny Drama Yeah. And then

(01:43:56):
actor Kevin Tye John Locke's father, I'm lost and if
you want to go way back, he was the owner
of the Double Deuce bar in Roadhouse. He's eighty one
years old today and your porno birthday today is Dolly
Lee and today's birthday girl. She is sucked harder than
the iHeartRadio public Relations Department in two hundred and fifty

(01:44:16):
six fine films, including Dolly Lee Takes On a Big
Black Snake.

Speaker 7 (01:44:21):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
She was in Blowing the Skin Flute Volume one. Things
got hairy for her in movies like My Hairy Hole,
also Fast and Furious Good. She was in Harry Hustler
Volume one. She was Fantastic and Hot Girl next Door
blackmails you for sex and Greg who can forget her
unforgible role in bush sniffing and pan yoga lesbians. Hell god,

(01:44:46):
I mean you're into all that kind of stuff like yoga, right, Gina.
Oh yeah, that's what we do bush sniffing. Yeah, sure,
none of that sounds good. That's Dolly Lee, who is
thirty four years old today and at your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthday is and that is a this same morning.
Look what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on
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Speaker 13 (01:45:08):
I don't care about your feelings all right.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
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Woody Show. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Please Yeah, hard work eventually pays off in somebody else's paycheck.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
Great funny AI videos like they're like memes, but now
video perform. And it's this guy. It's on a work
site and he's got this brand new work truck. And
the worker comes up and he's in his hard hat,
in his vest. He goes, hey, boss, sweet new truck.
He goes to tell you what he goes, you keep
working hard the way that you do, show up every day,

(01:46:21):
give us your best effort.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
I'll be able to buy a new one in a year.

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
That's right, all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Thursday. Have a great day,
s MD double M. I quit this bitch,