August 13, 2025 • 34 mins
Jo Koy in studio, The Net Worth Game, News Headlines & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Man, we begin another new hour in sensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning, midweek. It's August
the thirteenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Weddy, that's Greg Hi, Menace, Gina.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Gret Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's here taking new calls eight
seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Woodie set us a text over.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
To two two nine eighty seven and a special surprise,
and I'll be honest, it came up very last minute.
It was after a quick text followed by a facetiming
and I think an.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Attempted guilt trip. I'm not sure, but there was.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No guilt to be had because this person has always
had an open invite to come by and hang out
with us anytime he likes.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And that would be comedian Joe Cooy.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Thank you, that would thank you. Our beautiful intro. I
thought it was pretty good. That was really good.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's my intro.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
How I'm good? Can I just say something real quick.
I'm dog sitting right now. Yeah yeah, and uh I
have two dogs own right, both both from a shelter.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
And then we have this because I want Yeah yeah,
you medic is a shop guy? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
we don't but these are homeless dogs right or house.
But now I have this one dog. I want to
say whose dog it is, But it's very someone very
(01:30):
close to the family, like this family member made the
other family members. But that's all I'm gonna say. But
I don't want to say whose it is. But it's
our responsibility to leave it vague.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
On my way here, Peede on a carpet that I bought,
like a vintage carpet, you know that you get from
like that Saudi Arabia. Really, Peede on it?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Did you fly home?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
No? No? No? Ok? Yeah, yeah yeah, the carpet, the carpet. No no, no, no.
I wanted to throw this dog. It's so hard like
I and I even looked at all three of them.
I go, two's allowed to pee in this one. There's
one that's not. I'm having a full conversation. And then
and she knew and she walked away, and I was like,
(02:13):
I'm done with you. This is the second time, second time,
second time. The other two dogs scratch on the door.
They know when it has to they cry when they
have to go out. This one is just like, oh,
this is a nice carpet. I like this.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm thinking is this a puppy.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's like a year old, but still there's two they
can be true a year and a half, year and
a half, it should be like. But oh, to my defense,
I put one of those pea pads and walked right
past laid on the pea pad to sleep Pete on
the carpet for saldi.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's my that's what my wife gets mad about, because
I mean, our dog is great and she goes outside.
But you know, when they don't feel well, they bar
if they you know, have diarrhea or something.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Like that, always on a rug. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, it's like, man, we have nothing but like tile
in hardwood. But she'll find the one thing that my
wife doesn't want or doesn't you know, want to deal
with and blast all over it.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Exactly right. And this one's been doing that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
And do you know, Greg didn't hear any of your story.
All he thought about is how much that costs.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm going to show you. I'm gonna text you. Okay,
Oh it's beautiful. It was I'm still man right that happened.
And first of all, it happened like the one time
what he says, trying to get here at like four
yea and here I am like cleaning pa.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You're trying to get out of the house. You're trying
to get out of the house, trying to try to
trying to make it somewhere. And that's always when that
kind of stuff happens, when you don't have the time
for I.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Don't think I would deal with it right then and
there later, there's a Windex bottle on the on the ground.
There's a towel. There's like two towels on the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
My dad swears by this stuff because they've got a
cat and a dog and my dad's a clean freak,
and he found the stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's called poof.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Have you heard about this.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's a it's a spray, so like if there's like
pet mess or whatever, it really like eliminates the odor.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
He swears by it and he's.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Tried it, and he said, the one thing that's weird
is like when you see the commercial for it, like
the guy is doing the whole thing. He's like, look,
it's totally safe. He starts spraying in his mouth. Does
any serious.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He's like, look how safe it is.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's fade out. It's fade out of anti oxiden. It's
actually healthy for.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You, but I said that actually where he goes, Yeah,
he goes, this stuff's great. You want to taste Yeah,
he's like yeah, He's like, I'm not spraying in my mouth.
He goes, but it's a it's great on on the
pet stains stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's so funny. I'm so old school that I think
windex cleans everything because it says all purpose. And I've
been doing that since I was like, I don't know,
ten I thought that was a Greek thing. It was
a Filipino thing. Oh yeah, in index And I feel
if it doesn't smell like windecks, it's not clean, thank you,
Like when they use other household cleaners. I'm like, what
is this. Oh, it's made out of vinegar, and well
(04:59):
it's smell I tried to fabulous Yeah, fabul No, not that. No,
that one smells like a dollar store.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
The purple one.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It smells like a doll Remember dollar Store? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Remember there?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yesterday, Joe's getting Saudi Arabia specialty rugs.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You guys, have you had to buy chocolate yet? Is
it just me?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
He can't remember the last time there was a dollar
store in his life.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But is that still a thing?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't drive. I swear I thought they closed all
of them down. I swear. Yeah, yeah, that's a dollar
well one of the that's.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
A dollar a dollar tree, dollar Tree, dollar General. I'm
talking about the roll with only see we know that's
so funny.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, those are the places that have the card that
has the big giant stick that sticks up so he
can't even take it out of the store.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, funny.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, Joe Koy is here his just being quoite tore,
which is at the end of the month you can
go to Joe Cooy. That's j O k o y
dot com. Uh define all the dates. But he's gonna
be doing a co headlining thing with Gabriel Glaciers called
March Up next year. It's so Fi Stadium.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
How many seats is that? That's like we're skinning that
fifty thousand right now? Really sold out?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, it's crazy, and that's gonna be the biggest comedy
show ever and the first time a comedian will headline
Sofi Stadium and the first time that well, you and
Gabriel have been on the same stage. But a lot
of times it's like you pop up at his show
or he pops up at one of your shows, but
like where you guys actually are sharing the bill.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And then what was the thing we were on the
FaceTime yesterday you were telling me about your albums.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It's well, the album drops yeah, the Life from Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, Live from Brooklyn the vinyl we dropped it, yeah
last week. Yes, And then.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm starting all of them too, and you get that
where like on CA so go to joekoy dot com.
That was that was a big deal. The Life from
Brooklyn Special huge. In fact, this is kind of what
started the conversation yesterday is because I was tooled around
and I saw this post and I was like, wow,
that's that's crazy. So I just texted Joe and hey, man, congratulations,
(07:09):
this is sick. There's a thing about the top Netflix
stand up specials of twenty twenty fours. Like I guess
all the numbers are in, and so Joe Coy is
at number six with two hundred and forty million minutes watched,
below him Ellen DeGeneres, which that special got a lot
(07:31):
of attention because this was like the first after like
turns out sheesus see I guess to the people that
she works with and stuff beat out Adam Sandler. Damn,
who's like the Netflix poster darl Like, yeah, he's their
guy one hundred and thirty million, So by one hundred
and ten million, he beats out Adam Sandler, beats out
(07:53):
Pete Davidson one hundred and twenty nine million, Ali Wong
one hundred and twenty three million, And he's like, h thanks, Woody.
And then when we talk he goes, dude, all he wanted,
like he was like, you know, I understand being what
just look there because this is this is also this
(08:15):
is also what I love about you is because you
are such a hustler and you are in so many
ways a perfections when it comes to like we see
the way that the show is running, your craft and
things that you do in your social media, the whole thing.
Like he's bummed out that he didn't have four more
million minutes to get number five, to get number five,
(08:36):
I'm like, dude, and I'm like Joe, it was like
it was like so right, and I'm like, Joe, look
at all Ellen, Adam, Pete Davidson, you beat all these people.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That's crazy that he's still got great.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You know what I did? I Pete on the carpet
when I understand as you do to show your displeasure,
it's all a cat will like crap in your shoe
or something. That's that's amazing that it's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
I don't Yeah, you could have you could have done
I should have worked harder.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And considering you know how everything started, Like your relationship
with Netflix started because you were asking them to take
a chance on you, and they're like, well if you
basically if you fund it what you did right you
He funded his own first, you know, Netflix Special, and
then it blew up and then like oh wait, uh
yeah we could do some more.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the new regime is dope though.
I like them. Yeah, I love them all, Neil, Robbie Pratt.
They are they really are, so I don't want to Yeah,
you're so good at this.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Too, I gotta I got look. But congratulations, that's that's awesome.
I know, you know, I know how hard you work
and how much you you truly care, and it's it's
it's cool to see.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's it's really cool to see. I mean, God, imagine
never having to go to the dollar store again.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's Saudi Arabian rugs that's have you.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Have you guys been to the thousand dollar story.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
as a memory.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Photographic just before I add all these screenshots flashed before this,
and Joe Koy is here. I mean, Joe Cooy is
just being koy tor launching at the end of the
month to go to joecoy dot com for all the
days and uh you can also find his live from
Brooklyn vinyl, which, as he says, just dropped just for
(10:27):
the whites.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
In the audience.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It was just released. Now you can get a Joe
cooy dot com.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I heard that the vinyl thing is because that's how
you submit for the Grammys.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Is that fact? Yes? Exactly? Is that right? Yeah, that's
old timy.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It has Why why vinyl? I just that's just a requirement.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
So wait, all these.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
People who are winning Grammys, they have to release it
on vinyl.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Well, it's like saying, like an Oscar movie has to
be you can only be considered in the theater, so
it's immitted release.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, like that at least makes sense. Yeah, So I
just loved the nostalgia of an album.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I thought people just won because of its recorded material like,
So what does it matter if it's like cassette or CD?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh, I see what you say?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Three like it's it's I thought it was being judged
on the merit of the art or the music, the
spoken word, the comedy, whatever it.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Is that has to be on on VIOYL.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's so weird. Yeah, you want to hear something even crazier.
I would love to. All Right, So I did this
bit where I do the difference between new rap and
old rap. When I did the whole Biggie thing, right,
I told everybody I wasn't going to do it because
I knew it was going to be expensive, and I
just did it because I was in Brooklyn on accident.
And then I told my DJ to play the song
and he did, and then I went backstage and went, okay,
(11:44):
I'll pay for that. So I had to pay for
all the music. Yeah, and that's why that that special
was so expensive. But I didn't tell.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You, no, no, not on that one.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
There was something for one of maybe the Seattle one, and.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
It was twenty seconds of it or something. Oh that
was that was my Hawaii one. This one was I
did biggie. But the cool thing is it went like
super viral, and we'll started like passing around and I
ended up talking to Missus Wallace on the phone and
she gives me the okay for his image, so the
image of him wearing the crown. So I have a
shirt with my quote from the Biggie quote and then
(12:21):
his image on my chest and it's like the last
collabo before she passed. And she was like, oh my god,
thank you for keeping his legacy alive on Netflix and
da da day. You're so sweet for doing that. And
I was like, of course I was going to do that.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
Missus wall She charged me so much money. Yeah, Missus Wallace,
so much money, very much money. Fifteen seconds. But she
was so sweet, this sweetest woman. I have to double
pay for that. On the no, it was all covered.
It was all part of the deal, god man.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
And you met Ozzie at his funnel farewell.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
How crazy was that? Thanks shout out to Meg the
manager over at Pantera. Like I found out that some
people were you know, from Pantera, were fans of mine.
They came to a show and Meg the tour manager,
came to the back after the show and just I
told her that my son's a huge fan and huge
fan of Ozzy. And then next thing you know, she's like,
(13:19):
we're opening for Ozzy. I got you. After we've been
for like two three weeks trying to find tickets online,
like decent tickets because it was sold out. The minute
came out. Yeah, and she's like, no, no, we got you.
And I was on stage the whole.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I saw huge cool.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, it's like a rose It's like metallicy. They're all
standing rest to me. Wow, it was it, And they
wouldn't let anyone else backstage. It was so like high
profile backstage. It was crazy, like security out the door
and we're pulling up right to the back damn and
just yeah, it was crazy. I saw everyone get ready,
everyone tuning their guitars before because it was on a
(13:56):
turntable and they were just rotating. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Ozzy is always such a gracious dude. Like when you
meet him, you know, you would think, like you don't
know what to expect the first time because it's Ozzie
and there's the stories of biting heads off bats or
you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Sweetest man, such a nice guy, and kissed him on
the forehead, by the way, that was the coolest moment.
And then he kissed my ex wife on the cheek,
and it was it was just so sweet, so nice
to my son. No one was meeting him by the
way he pulled he they he pulled up with Jack
when we're standing in this lounge, because that's when Kelly
(14:29):
got proposed to. Happened right in front of us. So
it was just everything was crazy, like are we in
rock and roll heaven? Right now? What's going on? Is this?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
This is timing how everything played out? Like he does
this farewell thing, mom, I'm coming home is the last song?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Crazy?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Everyone was within like what a week or two whatever
it was to two weeks yeah, yeah, and he's gone
yeah sah, but he should cool thing to experience and
be there.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, and it was that's my son's favorite singer, So
it was it was cool for us that happened.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
He's a young man.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
He just got into you know, how he got into
rock was his mom right, fell in love with hip hop,
you know. But but that that genre is mine too, Yeah,
I know stuff, Yeah that's mine, the hairband stuff, the
Ozzy stuff, Yeah that's mine. And then the Smith is
what got him is what hooked him. And then yeah,
(15:23):
and then it was uh, Morrissey, and then then it
became Sabbath, and then it became then Now it's just
anything that he can find. So now he's on Lenny Kravitz.
I introduced him to Lenny Kravitz the other day.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Past, don't worry about that, you're so bad, you're such
a bad persons.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
A couple of good songs. He's one of those guys.
You know here here's le Lenning.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Cravis is one of the talk about but Lenny Kravitz
seems to be one of those guys where it's like,
you got a couple of good songs.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I don't understand the worship of.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
The couple good. You can't say a.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Couple hell pass for multi.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Right exactly. You know he's six to you know I
put in that same category. And you're gonna hate me
for this is Prince.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, Prince fly away, Prince Are you gonna go my way?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It ain't over till it's over. Which it was funny
because like I come on, rule cab driver, cab driver.
Nobody okay, oh everybody knows now they don't. That wasn't
like a big that was no, you gotta stop. Lenny
was keep the rail around here, Joe. Yeah, Like I
remember this song because they would they would play this.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Like, how are you feeling? Gaod on the hold on,
I'm talking to you. How do you feel? Right? Man?
Speaker 9 (16:37):
I get slide off this chair?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
What do you put Letty? Do you put him at
the bottom or with at the top?
Speaker 9 (16:43):
So far the top.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
All I can think of now is that image of
him at that concert when it was just he was
so bulge forward and everybody.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Remembers objectif Yeah, he was all oiled up.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Has a mind? How does this making you feel? Woody? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Exactly? Speechless, speechless speech So that's that's a good word. Well,
because like are You Going to Go My Way? I
knew that, you know, and then so a couple of
the other songs, and then but I knew this song
never even never even realized that was Lendy Kravitz until
like way later.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
That strange from you because you're so music.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
But this particular, like this song came out way before
Are You Going to Go My Way? Which that was
kind of like I think that was that song was
more of my introduction, is it?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Is it? Because he's extremely good looking and sexy.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I like this song this one.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's a great song by this one, classic classic alternative
fly away, great song.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Trying to think of that love is good.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, I think it's pretty much it. It's not did
we have eighteen radio stations and not one of them
play anything? Like I'm looking at all this stuff that
we have in this system, just at the at the radios.
You know, I'm not saying it's not a great song.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It just was. It wasn't like a one of the
big radio songs. You know, Ozzie killed Iron Man. I
got to see that live crazy train, Like, I got
to see.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
All that live dude.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
The mom I'm Coming Home thing was I think, so
so perfect.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Young Blood smash changes, Yeah, it was unbelievable. Did you
just happen to Panic Crush? Now? You went for the
purpose of that show? Like that's the reason that was
the I was on tour. My son all he kept
doing was going online looking for tickets, like, Dad, we
can get this one, we can get that one. And
I was just like, no, I'm pretty sure we can
(18:35):
get something good. Yeah, trying to get all my Live
Nation contacts. Yeah, my guys.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Anyone better? Do you want to stand on stage?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah? That's exactly, and man, I better not say it.
I'll say it off camera.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'd like to say to the Lenny Kravitz fans, I
like some of his songs, and I can see where
women find him very attractive. Now that part doesn't do
it necessarily for me, So you got to you got
to take that appeal part of him away from my
value the right.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's like, oh, you've got a couple of good songs
I got unless you turn them off.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
But it's like I'm I'm not.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Like, oh my god, money crab its oh so great.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Of course feels differently because she gets her basement flooded
every time the thought of him even got It's true.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Which is true since for decades.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Which is true, which is true.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Joe Coy is here and he's going to be eligible
for a Grammy because his Live from Brooklyn specials on Vinyl. Oh,
somebody said, well the Grammy itself, the award is a Gramophone,
so kind of kind of sense makes me sense.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
But yeah, but I mean to go with texts.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
But like the the Academy awards a gold dude, you know,
so what is that to do with anything?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah? Not, it's probably important dude, Oscar.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, we got more more movie.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It's really good actually acting stupid in the talking although
why I'm doing John Lovitz right now? Yeah, Deer and Oscar.
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We have a game, a quick game.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I thought about it and send a little message to
Greg because Greg, Greg's got it together over there. He
loves this stuff. It's it's it's a very great glory
type game that Joe Coy can play.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
We can play a game. Yeah, it's not that what's
in my mouth thing? Is it? No?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
That was you know, I cringe every time you guys
play that, and I want I cry hysterically. Yeah, that
was one that the mask is hilarious with the eyes A.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Gloryhole challenge.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, is that what it's called?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, yeah, you gotta kind of guess what what's on
your face or in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
So yeah, it sucks. I think it's a hot dog.
I hope it is.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Was it Sammy that or Morgan? I can't remember. We
were talking about Bush or Bear like somebody like couldn't
remember the name of the actual Sammy. So Sammy's like,
oh yeah, well for tomorrow for whatever it was, like,
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
About saying that one word. What was the what was
the rest of it?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Do you shave you your P word? Okay?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, Bush, Like you gotta.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Imagine like Sammy in this meeting or whatever, you know, like, so, yeah,
do you shave your P word? But she said it,
which is a pretty key word the Wood Show. All right,
So Joe Koy is here as we get into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Joe
Coy's Live from Brooklyn vinyl just came out. It's available
(21:30):
now if you go to Joe Koy dot com, a's
j O k o y dot com. You can get
the information and get that vinyl. There also the Just
Being Koy Tour that launches at the end of the
month and get all the dates for that.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
And he's got the co headlining show with Gabriel Glacier
at Sofi Gabriel Iglesias at Sofi Stadium coming up in March.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
You can get information about it. It's all there Joe
Koy dot com.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Of course, you can find him on social media at Joekoy.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
His motto have a good time time all.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
The time, which is what you're doing, man, I mean,
you're you're always somewhere, always doing something and living it up.
Oh here, I'll bring this up.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Uh here we go.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
No, no, no, this is I want. I want to know
if you've ever done this.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
For years, you know, Mena celebrates his birthday month, and
we've been giving you crap about the rug and being
bougie and not knowing the ninety nine cent store anymore.
You know, you're this big, wildly successful comedian who's beating
out Adam Sandler and all these other people and Allen
de Generes on their Netflix special. So but to uh,
to be fair, you know how Menace uh celebrates his
(22:38):
birthday month and for the last handful of years, one
of the things on his wish list that he asks
for every year is he wants to fly first class
on Emirates to Dubai. Which first first class on Emirates
is sick. It's like almost like a little studio apartment.
I mean, I'll tell you guys about it. Whatever you
do do well, I'm asking, I say, because you've done it.
(23:00):
I remember seeing it on your inscra so you've you've
done it.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, and it's the most amazing thing you'll ever do.
Oh yeah, you shower that's the first thing they ask you.
You know, most plants are like, what what do you
get vegetarian? Yeah, you want the chicken, the beef for
the or the or the rest of the crowd. If
this one is this. When you fly Emirates, they don't
even ask you what you want to eat because it's
(23:24):
it's whatever you want to eat for the whole the
whole flight. Six you can have six dinners, three breakfasts,
full menu. They have a popcorn menu for movie time.
Says movie time.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
And then and then they go, oh, and by the way,
what time do you want to take your shower? Hour before,
two hours before?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
How much time do they give you?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Oh, you get five minutes, and it's the best five
minutes of your life. And at times, and you can
stop it so you can make the five minutes. You
have five minutes of water. Yeah, Oh, Greg's perfect, perfect,
it's blazing hot, nice, it's it's like a good and
the and the room is it's like the size of.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
This basically like our studio.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's like half of this studio.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Down on an airplane.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So we talked about it, and I think we're gonna
be able to give away a ticket to go with medicine.
I but I told Menace after years of asking, what
we're gonna do is we're gonna go first class on
Emirates to Dubai.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Now here's the wrinkle.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'm not a big international traveler, and by not big,
I mean really not at all other than going to
Mexico every.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Year with my wife.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I'm going to go with him on this trip sixteen
hours to Dubai. We're going to land and then I'm
not leaving the airport because I'm getting on the next
flight back sixteen hours and then that'll be because all
I'm really interested, Joe is the plane.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I just want to check that all this stuff that
Dubai is so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
All this stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I'm sure it's one of there's a lot of beautiful places.
I just it doesn't care, don't care. I want to
see the plane. That's so ridiculous. I know it sounds ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
By the way. The by the way at the airport
is unbelievable, Right, I'm unbelievable. Yeah, like you're gonna love it. Yeah,
everything that you want is at that mall.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
So sixteen hours there, sixteen hours back is this a
good idea?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Is it worth it? As a the worst idea I've
ever heard as a person. But you're going to love it.
You're gonna I have sleep apness, so it's different. Okay,
So but why why would you say it's the worst idea?
Because I want to enjoy a play, Like if you're
gonna travel sixteen hours, I want to see it. I
want to see where I'm going. You know, I stayed
at the Versace hotel. When I was.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
There, then I heard the nine cents store on the
first floor.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Remember when I said a thousand dollars? I say the
Bugari like, it's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
The second we land, I'm going to ask him once
I'm like, sure, you don't want to come with because menaces,
we do have a what five or six hours seven plus?
I know, but that's when the plane leaves, so you
got to be back at a certain time, yeah, to
get on board. So he's got about five hours, I
think to go and check out a couple of things.
He said, there's like two or three things. There are
ten minutes of the of the airport in Dubai that
he and the listener whoever that ends up being, can
(26:06):
go and do, I'll beat the Emirates lounge in the airport,
which is a nice lounge.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
So here's what's crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
He's like wild or extreme weekend trips they post on
social media. Now we leave, I believe on a Friday
at four pm and then we're back we land back
at home Sunday.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
At two pm.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
That's ridiculous, and we've.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Gone to Dubai and back. Yeah, in that.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Time the other side of the world.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Insane.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, you hat so much fun though.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
That's okay, good. I know your old door.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah everything, although you oh, your pajama set is cute.
Can't wait? Make sure you take pictures in your matching pajamas.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Does the door go.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
All the way to from the top to the bottom
or is it like a swinging saloon door?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
No, no, it goes all the way down. It slides
this way.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, now you were you were telling me at one
point that even better than Emirates.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, Singapore, Singapore, you've seen those.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I've heard really good things. Crushes. That's a full door.
That's a standing door with a closet. That's a New
York City apartment.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's like it's it literally is the size of this
right here, this little Wow. Yeah, it's crazy. The bad
has its own Yeah, yeah, it's nuts.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Now, Greg, you would fly that way?
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Yeah, I wouldn't do what you're doing by any means.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, there and back. But that's that's the kind of plane.
That's the kind of flying that you Because Greg is
paranoid the fly. Are you really hates flying?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I will?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
My dream is to be on the no fly list.
I want to know what I can do on a
flight that won't get me arrested, but will get me
on the do not fly list. Like I don't want
to go to jail, but I do want to be
on the do not fly.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Okay, So it's kind of like how I want to
use the slide, but not in a super dangerous emergency,
just like, oh we think there might be a fire,
but we can't tell. So just out of an extreme caution,
we're gonna have everybody use the slide. We're not going
to wait for the stairs.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Like light. Would that put me on the do not
fly list?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
You could?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Really?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah that's a federal offense.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Yeah, but you're gonna get you.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
But I'm saying, is it just gonna do the no, yeah,
or a huge fine.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Hey did you hear By the way, there was this
guy and it's been going viral. This guy he was
on a flight. He was caught vaping in the bathroom.
I saw that. Yeah, he was confronted by the flight attendant.
He accuses the flight attendant of assault because she tried
to grab his phone because he's recording the interaction as
if she's the a hole being a bitch. Yeah, he's
(28:28):
vaping in the bathroom, which you know that's you know,
you can't anyway, So she's trying to grab the phone
he's recording or whatever, and he's like, oh, this is assualt.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
But did you see how he said it was? Yeah?
I oh you do? I do.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I do have the clip. I put it in here
as vaping a hole on the planet. Hold on, let
me fine.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
So the passenger later idea is Peter Newin he's a
quote celebrity pickleball lose, celebrity pickleball coach.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
I have never heard those words together.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Quote influencer as everybody is, among other claims that you're
going to hear the clip here.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
The clip starts with him after he was busted vaping
grabbing for the phone happened somewhere in the middle of
all this nonsense.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, let's listen to this.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Here we go. I have a lawyer. I am a lawyer.
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
So he starts with I have a lawyer, and he goes, no,
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
All right, I have a lawyer.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
I'm sorry, but I have twenty five thousand followers.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I'm twenty five thousand followers. He has twenty five thousand followers, got.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
Which doesn't even make him a micro influencer.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, so he's a lawyer, legal to smoke on the airplane. Sure,
he's a lawyer. He's got twenty five thousand followers to
watch this.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, I know that's fine. That's yes.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
You did.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
You pulled it right over my chest?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yes, I have it on video.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
I was recording. So do you want me to release
this or you want to say sorry right now?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Say sorry?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, I was in the rest of your open the door.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No. No, I'm actually going to call the police when
I get that for the ground.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Fuck you you should call him now. I mean, you're
breaking all other rules. Ye call him right now? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Facet that comes to mind is who raised this guy?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Like, if you're in this, if you're kid, you're proud of.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
If you're in the bathroom and the smoke detector goes
off or whatever, I'm sure no matter what's going in there,
even if you're number two, and I'm pretty sure they
can open the door to see and make sure there's
not a fire at thirty eight thousand feet.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Or they're protecting all the passengers.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Even if you are a lawyer. I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I have twenty five thousands. They're getting twenty five thousand. Father,
they're gonna see this.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I don't care if you're a lawyer and you're gonna
get a lawyer that's double lawyer.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
By the way, spoiler alert. People dug into it and
he is not, in any way, shape or form a lawyer.
Oh Peter says that his privacy and dignity were violated
and it's given him significant harm to his mental health,
right and reputation.
Speaker 9 (30:58):
Can he not coach pickleball anymore?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
And this loser is now taking legal steps and following
a formal complaint with American Airlines Legal Department vowing to
fight for accountability and passenger rights. You are vaing in
the bathroom, dude, passengers another victimized influencer.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Why are they so privileged?
Speaker 8 (31:15):
Now?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
More and more, I'm just over it.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So now he's a planet I want to lucky. I mean,
he'll be off of American airlines. I don't know if
it goes across all the airlines, Like Greg dreams, is.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Their caviar on the floor.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yes, on Emirates it's it's a it's unlimited and they
have a caviar menu.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Which you know what's crazy is when you board and
there's a live lobster tank and I always picked before
I sit down. I'll ta him.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
You know what I can do.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I can borrow some of your Filipino tupperware.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
And what I'll do is I'll I'll order. I'll be
ordering caviar.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
They'll think I'll eat it, They'll taking on me and
obviously's scraping it into my like I can't believe it's
not buttertub. Yes, I'll put it and hide it in
my bag and I'll bring it back for Greg. Yeah,
you'll have dude, you'll have dunk.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
It'll say, it'll say, it'll say cool, whip on the lip.
It's full of Dubai chop.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
You know it wasn't here, Joe. It was always good
to see you.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Why we're just having a conversation.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's a live show, dude, It's a live show. Was
so cool, all right, So let me do a quick
rundown of all the Joe Coy stuff. All right, So
just being Cooy tour. Launch it at the end of
the month. Joecoy dot com for dates. But we do
have a couple of woody show cities in particularly that
we want to point out, which would be October fourth,
Pittsburgh coming at you PPG Paints Arena, and then for
(32:52):
everybody listening in Philly and Jersey in that area, uh,
October eighteenth in Atlantic City. Get all the details, go
to joekoy dot com. The live from Brooklyn Vinyl is
out now. You can check that out Netflicks, Yeah, Netflix,
you can see all of his special there. Follow him
on social media at Joe Cooy. Anything else that you'd
like to add before we wrap.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Up here with you, Joe, that's about it.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I just love you guys. Seriously, No, I just woke
up early to be able with.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
My friends.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Day ones. That's right, well, yeah, my day ones. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
You know what we we met, I think right as
someone like right as someone lit your rocket. Yeah, you know,
because like we met you and it seemed like within
five minutes all of a sudden, man, you were on
the rocket ship ride, like because we were talking about
your come up and all the different things and funding
your own Netflix special and all the things that you
(33:47):
did when you were coming up through Vegas and the
different Seattle and everything else, like you know, putting up
your own flyers and your own venues ready, so like
all the hustle that went into becoming Joe Coy, right
and like what people know and you know, his bougie lifestyle.
But like, yeah, I feel like we really like we
really met you as you were on the launch pad
(34:07):
and someone was holding that that torch just underneath the rocket.
Because then like it so quickly after that, and then
it just has kept on going through the specials, through
the movie, through all these different things that you've been doing. Man,
we're we're so happy for you because you're such a
nice guy and You're always such a genuine dude and
we love having you. Obviously, it's a lot of fun
having here, so thank you, we love you. You just
(34:29):
made me crying. I love you guys all right.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Joe Koyd dot com
Man, we begin another new hour in sensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning, midweek. It's August
the thirteenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Weddy, that's Greg Hi, Menace, Gina.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Gret Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's here taking new calls eight
seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Woodie set us a text over.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
To two two nine eighty seven and a special surprise,
and I'll be honest, it came up very last minute.
It was after a quick text followed by a facetiming
and I think an.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Attempted guilt trip. I'm not sure, but there was.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No guilt to be had because this person has always
had an open invite to come by and hang out
with us anytime he likes.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And that would be comedian Joe Cooy.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Thank you, that would thank you. Our beautiful intro. I
thought it was pretty good. That was really good.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's my intro.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
How I'm good? Can I just say something real quick.
I'm dog sitting right now. Yeah yeah, and uh I
have two dogs own right, both both from a shelter.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
And then we have this because I want Yeah yeah,
you medic is a shop guy? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
we don't but these are homeless dogs right or house.
But now I have this one dog. I want to
say whose dog it is, But it's very someone very
(01:30):
close to the family, like this family member made the
other family members. But that's all I'm gonna say. But
I don't want to say whose it is. But it's
our responsibility to leave it vague.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
On my way here, Peede on a carpet that I bought,
like a vintage carpet, you know that you get from
like that Saudi Arabia. Really, Peede on it?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Did you fly home?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
No? No? No? Ok? Yeah, yeah yeah, the carpet, the carpet. No no, no, no.
I wanted to throw this dog. It's so hard like
I and I even looked at all three of them.
I go, two's allowed to pee in this one. There's
one that's not. I'm having a full conversation. And then
and she knew and she walked away, and I was like,
(02:13):
I'm done with you. This is the second time, second time,
second time. The other two dogs scratch on the door.
They know when it has to they cry when they
have to go out. This one is just like, oh,
this is a nice carpet. I like this.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm thinking is this a puppy.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's like a year old, but still there's two they
can be true a year and a half, year and
a half, it should be like. But oh, to my defense,
I put one of those pea pads and walked right
past laid on the pea pad to sleep Pete on
the carpet for saldi.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's my that's what my wife gets mad about, because
I mean, our dog is great and she goes outside.
But you know, when they don't feel well, they bar
if they you know, have diarrhea or something.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Like that, always on a rug. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, it's like, man, we have nothing but like tile
in hardwood. But she'll find the one thing that my
wife doesn't want or doesn't you know, want to deal
with and blast all over it.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Exactly right. And this one's been doing that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
And do you know, Greg didn't hear any of your story.
All he thought about is how much that costs.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I'm going to show you. I'm gonna text you. Okay,
Oh it's beautiful. It was I'm still man right that happened.
And first of all, it happened like the one time
what he says, trying to get here at like four
yea and here I am like cleaning pa.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You're trying to get out of the house. You're trying
to get out of the house, trying to try to
trying to make it somewhere. And that's always when that
kind of stuff happens, when you don't have the time
for I.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Don't think I would deal with it right then and
there later, there's a Windex bottle on the on the ground.
There's a towel. There's like two towels on the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
My dad swears by this stuff because they've got a
cat and a dog and my dad's a clean freak,
and he found the stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's called poof.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Have you heard about this.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's a it's a spray, so like if there's like
pet mess or whatever, it really like eliminates the odor.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
He swears by it and he's.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Tried it, and he said, the one thing that's weird
is like when you see the commercial for it, like
the guy is doing the whole thing. He's like, look,
it's totally safe. He starts spraying in his mouth. Does
any serious.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He's like, look how safe it is.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's fade out. It's fade out of anti oxiden. It's
actually healthy for.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You, but I said that actually where he goes, Yeah,
he goes, this stuff's great. You want to taste Yeah,
he's like yeah, He's like, I'm not spraying in my mouth.
He goes, but it's a it's great on on the
pet stains stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's so funny. I'm so old school that I think
windex cleans everything because it says all purpose. And I've
been doing that since I was like, I don't know,
ten I thought that was a Greek thing. It was
a Filipino thing. Oh yeah, in index And I feel
if it doesn't smell like windecks, it's not clean, thank you,
Like when they use other household cleaners. I'm like, what
is this. Oh, it's made out of vinegar, and well
(04:59):
it's smell I tried to fabulous Yeah, fabul No, not that. No,
that one smells like a dollar store.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
The purple one.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It smells like a doll Remember dollar Store? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Remember there?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yesterday, Joe's getting Saudi Arabia specialty rugs.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You guys, have you had to buy chocolate yet? Is
it just me?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
He can't remember the last time there was a dollar
store in his life.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
But is that still a thing?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't drive. I swear I thought they closed all
of them down. I swear. Yeah, yeah, that's a dollar
well one of the that's.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
A dollar a dollar tree, dollar Tree, dollar General. I'm
talking about the roll with only see we know that's
so funny.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, those are the places that have the card that
has the big giant stick that sticks up so he
can't even take it out of the store.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, funny.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, Joe Koy is here his just being quoite tore,
which is at the end of the month you can
go to Joe Cooy. That's j O k o y
dot com. Uh define all the dates. But he's gonna
be doing a co headlining thing with Gabriel Glaciers called
March Up next year. It's so Fi Stadium.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
How many seats is that? That's like we're skinning that
fifty thousand right now? Really sold out?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, it's crazy, and that's gonna be the biggest comedy
show ever and the first time a comedian will headline
Sofi Stadium and the first time that well, you and
Gabriel have been on the same stage. But a lot
of times it's like you pop up at his show
or he pops up at one of your shows, but
like where you guys actually are sharing the bill.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And then what was the thing we were on the
FaceTime yesterday you were telling me about your albums.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It's well, the album drops yeah, the Life from Brooklyn.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, Live from Brooklyn the vinyl we dropped it, yeah
last week. Yes, And then.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm starting all of them too, and you get that
where like on CA so go to joekoy dot com.
That was that was a big deal. The Life from
Brooklyn Special huge. In fact, this is kind of what
started the conversation yesterday is because I was tooled around
and I saw this post and I was like, wow,
that's that's crazy. So I just texted Joe and hey, man, congratulations,
(07:09):
this is sick. There's a thing about the top Netflix
stand up specials of twenty twenty fours. Like I guess
all the numbers are in, and so Joe Coy is
at number six with two hundred and forty million minutes watched,
below him Ellen DeGeneres, which that special got a lot
(07:31):
of attention because this was like the first after like
turns out sheesus see I guess to the people that
she works with and stuff beat out Adam Sandler. Damn,
who's like the Netflix poster darl Like, yeah, he's their
guy one hundred and thirty million, So by one hundred
and ten million, he beats out Adam Sandler, beats out
(07:53):
Pete Davidson one hundred and twenty nine million, Ali Wong
one hundred and twenty three million, And he's like, h thanks, Woody.
And then when we talk he goes, dude, all he wanted,
like he was like, you know, I understand being what
just look there because this is this is also this
(08:15):
is also what I love about you is because you
are such a hustler and you are in so many
ways a perfections when it comes to like we see
the way that the show is running, your craft and
things that you do in your social media, the whole thing.
Like he's bummed out that he didn't have four more
million minutes to get number five, to get number five,
(08:36):
I'm like, dude, and I'm like Joe, it was like
it was like so right, and I'm like, Joe, look
at all Ellen, Adam, Pete Davidson, you beat all these people.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That's crazy that he's still got great.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You know what I did? I Pete on the carpet
when I understand as you do to show your displeasure,
it's all a cat will like crap in your shoe
or something. That's that's amazing that it's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
I don't Yeah, you could have you could have done
I should have worked harder.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And considering you know how everything started, Like your relationship
with Netflix started because you were asking them to take
a chance on you, and they're like, well if you
basically if you fund it what you did right you
He funded his own first, you know, Netflix Special, and
then it blew up and then like oh wait, uh
yeah we could do some more.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the new regime is dope though.
I like them. Yeah, I love them all, Neil, Robbie Pratt.
They are they really are, so I don't want to Yeah,
you're so good at this.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Too, I gotta I got look. But congratulations, that's that's awesome.
I know, you know, I know how hard you work
and how much you you truly care, and it's it's
it's cool to see.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's it's really cool to see. I mean, God, imagine
never having to go to the dollar store again.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's Saudi Arabian rugs that's have you.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Have you guys been to the thousand dollar story.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I had a screenshot of it in my head otherwise
as a memory.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Photographic just before I add all these screenshots flashed before this,
and Joe Koy is here. I mean, Joe Cooy is
just being koy tor launching at the end of the
month to go to joecoy dot com for all the
days and uh you can also find his live from
Brooklyn vinyl, which, as he says, just dropped just for
(10:27):
the whites.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
In the audience.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It was just released. Now you can get a Joe
cooy dot com.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I heard that the vinyl thing is because that's how
you submit for the Grammys.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Is that fact? Yes? Exactly? Is that right? Yeah, that's
old timy.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It has Why why vinyl? I just that's just a requirement.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
So wait, all these.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
People who are winning Grammys, they have to release it
on vinyl.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Well, it's like saying, like an Oscar movie has to
be you can only be considered in the theater, so
it's immitted release.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, like that at least makes sense. Yeah, So I
just loved the nostalgia of an album.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I thought people just won because of its recorded material like,
So what does it matter if it's like cassette or CD?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh, I see what you say?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Three like it's it's I thought it was being judged
on the merit of the art or the music, the
spoken word, the comedy, whatever it.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Is that has to be on on VIOYL.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's so weird. Yeah, you want to hear something even crazier.
I would love to. All Right, So I did this
bit where I do the difference between new rap and
old rap. When I did the whole Biggie thing, right,
I told everybody I wasn't going to do it because
I knew it was going to be expensive, and I
just did it because I was in Brooklyn on accident.
And then I told my DJ to play the song
and he did, and then I went backstage and went, okay,
(11:44):
I'll pay for that. So I had to pay for
all the music. Yeah, and that's why that that special
was so expensive. But I didn't tell.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You, no, no, not on that one.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
There was something for one of maybe the Seattle one, and.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
It was twenty seconds of it or something. Oh that
was that was my Hawaii one. This one was I
did biggie. But the cool thing is it went like
super viral, and we'll started like passing around and I
ended up talking to Missus Wallace on the phone and
she gives me the okay for his image, so the
image of him wearing the crown. So I have a
shirt with my quote from the Biggie quote and then
(12:21):
his image on my chest and it's like the last
collabo before she passed. And she was like, oh my god,
thank you for keeping his legacy alive on Netflix and
da da day. You're so sweet for doing that. And
I was like, of course I was going to do that.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
Missus wall She charged me so much money. Yeah, Missus Wallace,
so much money, very much money. Fifteen seconds. But she
was so sweet, this sweetest woman. I have to double
pay for that. On the no, it was all covered.
It was all part of the deal, god man.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
And you met Ozzie at his funnel farewell.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
How crazy was that? Thanks shout out to Meg the
manager over at Pantera. Like I found out that some
people were you know, from Pantera, were fans of mine.
They came to a show and Meg the tour manager,
came to the back after the show and just I
told her that my son's a huge fan and huge
fan of Ozzy. And then next thing you know, she's like,
(13:19):
we're opening for Ozzy. I got you. After we've been
for like two three weeks trying to find tickets online,
like decent tickets because it was sold out. The minute
came out. Yeah, and she's like, no, no, we got you.
And I was on stage the whole.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I saw huge cool.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, it's like a rose It's like metallicy. They're all
standing rest to me. Wow, it was it, And they
wouldn't let anyone else backstage. It was so like high
profile backstage. It was crazy, like security out the door
and we're pulling up right to the back damn and
just yeah, it was crazy. I saw everyone get ready,
everyone tuning their guitars before because it was on a
(13:56):
turntable and they were just rotating. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Ozzy is always such a gracious dude. Like when you
meet him, you know, you would think, like you don't
know what to expect the first time because it's Ozzie
and there's the stories of biting heads off bats or
you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Sweetest man, such a nice guy, and kissed him on
the forehead, by the way, that was the coolest moment.
And then he kissed my ex wife on the cheek,
and it was it was just so sweet, so nice
to my son. No one was meeting him by the
way he pulled he they he pulled up with Jack
when we're standing in this lounge, because that's when Kelly
(14:29):
got proposed to. Happened right in front of us. So
it was just everything was crazy, like are we in
rock and roll heaven? Right now? What's going on? Is this?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
This is timing how everything played out? Like he does
this farewell thing, mom, I'm coming home is the last song?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Crazy?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Everyone was within like what a week or two whatever
it was to two weeks yeah, yeah, and he's gone
yeah sah, but he should cool thing to experience and
be there.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, and it was that's my son's favorite singer, So
it was it was cool for us that happened.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
He's a young man.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
He just got into you know, how he got into
rock was his mom right, fell in love with hip hop,
you know. But but that that genre is mine too, Yeah,
I know stuff, Yeah that's mine, the hairband stuff, the
Ozzy stuff, Yeah that's mine. And then the Smith is
what got him is what hooked him. And then yeah,
(15:23):
and then it was uh, Morrissey, and then then it
became Sabbath, and then it became then Now it's just
anything that he can find. So now he's on Lenny Kravitz.
I introduced him to Lenny Kravitz the other day.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Past, don't worry about that, you're so bad, you're such
a bad persons.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
A couple of good songs. He's one of those guys.
You know here here's le Lenning.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Cravis is one of the talk about but Lenny Kravitz
seems to be one of those guys where it's like,
you got a couple of good songs.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I don't understand the worship of.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
The couple good. You can't say a.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Couple hell pass for multi.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Right exactly. You know he's six to you know I
put in that same category. And you're gonna hate me
for this is Prince.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah, Prince fly away, Prince Are you gonna go my way?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It ain't over till it's over. Which it was funny
because like I come on, rule cab driver, cab driver.
Nobody okay, oh everybody knows now they don't. That wasn't
like a big that was no, you gotta stop. Lenny
was keep the rail around here, Joe. Yeah, Like I
remember this song because they would they would play this.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Like, how are you feeling? Gaod on the hold on,
I'm talking to you. How do you feel? Right? Man?
Speaker 9 (16:37):
I get slide off this chair?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
What do you put Letty? Do you put him at
the bottom or with at the top?
Speaker 9 (16:43):
So far the top.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
All I can think of now is that image of
him at that concert when it was just he was
so bulge forward and everybody.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Remembers objectif Yeah, he was all oiled up.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Has a mind? How does this making you feel? Woody? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Exactly? Speechless, speechless speech So that's that's a good word. Well,
because like are You Going to Go My Way? I
knew that, you know, and then so a couple of
the other songs, and then but I knew this song
never even never even realized that was Lendy Kravitz until
like way later.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
That strange from you because you're so music.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
But this particular, like this song came out way before
Are You Going to Go My Way? Which that was
kind of like I think that was that song was
more of my introduction, is it?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Is it? Because he's extremely good looking and sexy.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I like this song this one.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That's a great song by this one, classic classic alternative
fly away, great song.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Trying to think of that love is good.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, I think it's pretty much it. It's not did
we have eighteen radio stations and not one of them
play anything? Like I'm looking at all this stuff that
we have in this system, just at the at the radios.
You know, I'm not saying it's not a great song.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It just was. It wasn't like a one of the
big radio songs. You know, Ozzie killed Iron Man. I
got to see that live crazy train, Like, I got
to see.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
All that live dude.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
The mom I'm Coming Home thing was I think, so
so perfect.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Young Blood smash changes, Yeah, it was unbelievable. Did you
just happen to Panic Crush? Now? You went for the
purpose of that show? Like that's the reason that was
the I was on tour. My son all he kept
doing was going online looking for tickets, like, Dad, we
can get this one, we can get that one. And
I was just like, no, I'm pretty sure we can
(18:35):
get something good. Yeah, trying to get all my Live
Nation contacts. Yeah, my guys.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Anyone better? Do you want to stand on stage?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah? That's exactly, and man, I better not say it.
I'll say it off camera.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'd like to say to the Lenny Kravitz fans, I
like some of his songs, and I can see where
women find him very attractive. Now that part doesn't do
it necessarily for me, So you got to you got
to take that appeal part of him away from my
value the right.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's like, oh, you've got a couple of good songs
I got unless you turn them off.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
But it's like I'm I'm not.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Like, oh my god, money crab its oh so great.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Of course feels differently because she gets her basement flooded
every time the thought of him even got It's true.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Which is true since for decades.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Which is true, which is true.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Joe Coy is here and he's going to be eligible
for a Grammy because his Live from Brooklyn specials on Vinyl. Oh,
somebody said, well the Grammy itself, the award is a Gramophone,
so kind of kind of sense makes me sense.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
But yeah, but I mean to go with texts.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
But like the the Academy awards a gold dude, you know,
so what is that to do with anything?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah? Not, it's probably important dude, Oscar.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, we got more more movie.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It's really good actually acting stupid in the talking although
why I'm doing John Lovitz right now? Yeah, Deer and Oscar.
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We have a game, a quick game.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I thought about it and send a little message to
Greg because Greg, Greg's got it together over there. He
loves this stuff. It's it's it's a very great glory
type game that Joe Coy can play.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
We can play a game. Yeah, it's not that what's
in my mouth thing? Is it? No?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
That was you know, I cringe every time you guys
play that, and I want I cry hysterically. Yeah, that
was one that the mask is hilarious with the eyes A.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Gloryhole challenge.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, is that what it's called?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, yeah, you gotta kind of guess what what's on
your face or in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
So yeah, it sucks. I think it's a hot dog.
I hope it is.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Was it Sammy that or Morgan? I can't remember. We
were talking about Bush or Bear like somebody like couldn't
remember the name of the actual Sammy. So Sammy's like,
oh yeah, well for tomorrow for whatever it was, like,
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
About saying that one word. What was the what was
the rest of it?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Do you shave you your P word? Okay?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, Bush, Like you gotta.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Imagine like Sammy in this meeting or whatever, you know, like, so, yeah,
do you shave your P word? But she said it,
which is a pretty key word the Wood Show. All right,
So Joe Koy is here as we get into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Joe
Coy's Live from Brooklyn vinyl just came out. It's available
(21:30):
now if you go to Joe Koy dot com, a's
j O k o y dot com. You can get
the information and get that vinyl. There also the Just
Being Koy Tour that launches at the end of the
month and get all the dates for that.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
And he's got the co headlining show with Gabriel Glacier
at Sofi Gabriel Iglesias at Sofi Stadium coming up in March.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
You can get information about it. It's all there Joe
Koy dot com.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Of course, you can find him on social media at Joekoy.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
His motto have a good time time all.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
The time, which is what you're doing, man, I mean,
you're you're always somewhere, always doing something and living it up.
Oh here, I'll bring this up.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Uh here we go.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
No, no, no, this is I want. I want to know
if you've ever done this.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
For years, you know, Mena celebrates his birthday month, and
we've been giving you crap about the rug and being
bougie and not knowing the ninety nine cent store anymore.
You know, you're this big, wildly successful comedian who's beating
out Adam Sandler and all these other people and Allen
de Generes on their Netflix special. So but to uh,
to be fair, you know how Menace uh celebrates his
(22:38):
birthday month and for the last handful of years, one
of the things on his wish list that he asks
for every year is he wants to fly first class
on Emirates to Dubai. Which first first class on Emirates
is sick. It's like almost like a little studio apartment.
I mean, I'll tell you guys about it. Whatever you
do do well, I'm asking, I say, because you've done it.
(23:00):
I remember seeing it on your inscra so you've you've
done it.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, and it's the most amazing thing you'll ever do.
Oh yeah, you shower that's the first thing they ask you.
You know, most plants are like, what what do you
get vegetarian? Yeah, you want the chicken, the beef for
the or the or the rest of the crowd. If
this one is this. When you fly Emirates, they don't
even ask you what you want to eat because it's
(23:24):
it's whatever you want to eat for the whole the
whole flight. Six you can have six dinners, three breakfasts,
full menu. They have a popcorn menu for movie time.
Says movie time.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
And then and then they go, oh, and by the way,
what time do you want to take your shower? Hour before,
two hours before?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
How much time do they give you?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Oh, you get five minutes, and it's the best five
minutes of your life. And at times, and you can
stop it so you can make the five minutes. You
have five minutes of water. Yeah, Oh, Greg's perfect, perfect,
it's blazing hot, nice, it's it's like a good and
the and the room is it's like the size of.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
This basically like our studio.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's like half of this studio.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Down on an airplane.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So we talked about it, and I think we're gonna
be able to give away a ticket to go with medicine.
I but I told Menace after years of asking, what
we're gonna do is we're gonna go first class on
Emirates to Dubai.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Now here's the wrinkle.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'm not a big international traveler, and by not big,
I mean really not at all other than going to
Mexico every.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Year with my wife.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I'm going to go with him on this trip sixteen
hours to Dubai. We're going to land and then I'm
not leaving the airport because I'm getting on the next
flight back sixteen hours and then that'll be because all
I'm really interested, Joe is the plane.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I just want to check that all this stuff that
Dubai is so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
All this stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I'm sure it's one of there's a lot of beautiful places.
I just it doesn't care, don't care. I want to
see the plane. That's so ridiculous. I know it sounds ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
By the way. The by the way at the airport
is unbelievable, Right, I'm unbelievable. Yeah, like you're gonna love it. Yeah,
everything that you want is at that mall.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
So sixteen hours there, sixteen hours back is this a
good idea?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Is it worth it? As a the worst idea I've
ever heard as a person. But you're going to love it.
You're gonna I have sleep apness, so it's different. Okay,
So but why why would you say it's the worst idea?
Because I want to enjoy a play, Like if you're
gonna travel sixteen hours, I want to see it. I
want to see where I'm going. You know, I stayed
at the Versace hotel. When I was.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
There, then I heard the nine cents store on the
first floor.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Remember when I said a thousand dollars? I say the
Bugari like, it's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
The second we land, I'm going to ask him once
I'm like, sure, you don't want to come with because menaces,
we do have a what five or six hours seven plus?
I know, but that's when the plane leaves, so you
got to be back at a certain time, yeah, to
get on board. So he's got about five hours, I
think to go and check out a couple of things.
He said, there's like two or three things. There are
ten minutes of the of the airport in Dubai that
he and the listener whoever that ends up being, can
(26:06):
go and do, I'll beat the Emirates lounge in the airport,
which is a nice lounge.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
So here's what's crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
He's like wild or extreme weekend trips they post on
social media. Now we leave, I believe on a Friday
at four pm and then we're back we land back
at home Sunday.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
At two pm.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
That's ridiculous, and we've.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Gone to Dubai and back. Yeah, in that.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Time the other side of the world.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Insane.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, you hat so much fun though.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
That's okay, good. I know your old door.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah everything, although you oh, your pajama set is cute.
Can't wait? Make sure you take pictures in your matching pajamas.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Does the door go.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
All the way to from the top to the bottom
or is it like a swinging saloon door?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
No, no, it goes all the way down. It slides
this way.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, now you were you were telling me at one
point that even better than Emirates.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, Singapore, Singapore, you've seen those.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I've heard really good things. Crushes. That's a full door.
That's a standing door with a closet. That's a New
York City apartment.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's like it's it literally is the size of this
right here, this little Wow. Yeah, it's crazy. The bad
has its own Yeah, yeah, it's nuts.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Now, Greg, you would fly that way?
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Yeah, I wouldn't do what you're doing by any means.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, there and back. But that's that's the kind of plane.
That's the kind of flying that you Because Greg is
paranoid the fly. Are you really hates flying?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I will?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
My dream is to be on the no fly list.
I want to know what I can do on a
flight that won't get me arrested, but will get me
on the do not fly list. Like I don't want
to go to jail, but I do want to be
on the do not fly.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Okay, So it's kind of like how I want to
use the slide, but not in a super dangerous emergency,
just like, oh we think there might be a fire,
but we can't tell. So just out of an extreme caution,
we're gonna have everybody use the slide. We're not going
to wait for the stairs.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Like light. Would that put me on the do not
fly list?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
You could?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Really?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah that's a federal offense.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Yeah, but you're gonna get you.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
But I'm saying, is it just gonna do the no, yeah,
or a huge fine.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Hey did you hear By the way, there was this
guy and it's been going viral. This guy he was
on a flight. He was caught vaping in the bathroom.
I saw that. Yeah, he was confronted by the flight attendant.
He accuses the flight attendant of assault because she tried
to grab his phone because he's recording the interaction as
if she's the a hole being a bitch. Yeah, he's
(28:28):
vaping in the bathroom, which you know that's you know,
you can't anyway, So she's trying to grab the phone
he's recording or whatever, and he's like, oh, this is assualt.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
But did you see how he said it was? Yeah?
I oh you do? I do.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I do have the clip. I put it in here
as vaping a hole on the planet. Hold on, let
me fine.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
So the passenger later idea is Peter Newin he's a
quote celebrity pickleball lose, celebrity pickleball coach.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
I have never heard those words together.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Quote influencer as everybody is, among other claims that you're
going to hear the clip here.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
The clip starts with him after he was busted vaping
grabbing for the phone happened somewhere in the middle of
all this nonsense.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, let's listen to this.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Here we go. I have a lawyer. I am a lawyer.
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
So he starts with I have a lawyer, and he goes, no,
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
All right, I have a lawyer.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I am a lawyer.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
I'm sorry, but I have twenty five thousand followers.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I'm twenty five thousand followers. He has twenty five thousand followers, got.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
Which doesn't even make him a micro influencer.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, so he's a lawyer, legal to smoke on the airplane. Sure,
he's a lawyer. He's got twenty five thousand followers to
watch this.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, I know that's fine. That's yes.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
You did.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
You pulled it right over my chest?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yes, I have it on video.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
I was recording. So do you want me to release
this or you want to say sorry right now?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Say sorry?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, I was in the rest of your open the door.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No. No, I'm actually going to call the police when
I get that for the ground.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Fuck you you should call him now. I mean, you're
breaking all other rules. Ye call him right now? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Facet that comes to mind is who raised this guy?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Like, if you're in this, if you're kid, you're proud of.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
If you're in the bathroom and the smoke detector goes
off or whatever, I'm sure no matter what's going in there,
even if you're number two, and I'm pretty sure they
can open the door to see and make sure there's
not a fire at thirty eight thousand feet.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Or they're protecting all the passengers.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Even if you are a lawyer. I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I have twenty five thousands. They're getting twenty five thousand. Father,
they're gonna see this.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I don't care if you're a lawyer and you're gonna
get a lawyer that's double lawyer.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
By the way, spoiler alert. People dug into it and
he is not, in any way, shape or form a lawyer.
Oh Peter says that his privacy and dignity were violated
and it's given him significant harm to his mental health,
right and reputation.
Speaker 9 (30:58):
Can he not coach pickleball anymore?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
And this loser is now taking legal steps and following
a formal complaint with American Airlines Legal Department vowing to
fight for accountability and passenger rights. You are vaing in
the bathroom, dude, passengers another victimized influencer.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Why are they so privileged?
Speaker 8 (31:15):
Now?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
More and more, I'm just over it.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So now he's a planet I want to lucky. I mean,
he'll be off of American airlines. I don't know if
it goes across all the airlines, Like Greg dreams, is.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Their caviar on the floor.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yes, on Emirates it's it's a it's unlimited and they
have a caviar menu.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Which you know what's crazy is when you board and
there's a live lobster tank and I always picked before
I sit down. I'll ta him.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
You know what I can do.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I can borrow some of your Filipino tupperware.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
And what I'll do is I'll I'll order. I'll be
ordering caviar.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
They'll think I'll eat it, They'll taking on me and
obviously's scraping it into my like I can't believe it's
not buttertub. Yes, I'll put it and hide it in
my bag and I'll bring it back for Greg. Yeah,
you'll have dude, you'll have dunk.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
It'll say, it'll say, it'll say cool, whip on the lip.
It's full of Dubai chop.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
You know it wasn't here, Joe. It was always good
to see you.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Why we're just having a conversation.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's a live show, dude, It's a live show. Was
so cool, all right, So let me do a quick
rundown of all the Joe Coy stuff. All right, So
just being Cooy tour. Launch it at the end of
the month. Joecoy dot com for dates. But we do
have a couple of woody show cities in particularly that
we want to point out, which would be October fourth,
Pittsburgh coming at you PPG Paints Arena, and then for
(32:52):
everybody listening in Philly and Jersey in that area, uh,
October eighteenth in Atlantic City. Get all the details, go
to joekoy dot com. The live from Brooklyn Vinyl is
out now. You can check that out Netflicks, Yeah, Netflix,
you can see all of his special there. Follow him
on social media at Joe Cooy. Anything else that you'd
like to add before we wrap.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Up here with you, Joe, that's about it.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I just love you guys. Seriously, No, I just woke
up early to be able with.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
My friends.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Day ones. That's right, well, yeah, my day ones. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
You know what we we met, I think right as
someone like right as someone lit your rocket. Yeah, you know,
because like we met you and it seemed like within
five minutes all of a sudden, man, you were on
the rocket ship ride, like because we were talking about
your come up and all the different things and funding
your own Netflix special and all the things that you
(33:47):
did when you were coming up through Vegas and the
different Seattle and everything else, like you know, putting up
your own flyers and your own venues ready, so like
all the hustle that went into becoming Joe Coy, right
and like what people know and you know, his bougie lifestyle.
But like, yeah, I feel like we really like we
really met you as you were on the launch pad
(34:07):
and someone was holding that that torch just underneath the rocket.
Because then like it so quickly after that, and then
it just has kept on going through the specials, through
the movie, through all these different things that you've been doing. Man,
we're we're so happy for you because you're such a
nice guy and You're always such a genuine dude and
we love having you. Obviously, it's a lot of fun
having here, so thank you, we love you. You just
(34:29):
made me crying. I love you guys all right.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Joe Koyd dot com
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