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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The wood Show. Yeah, insensitivity, trending, freight plittingly correct world.
That's what we got going on here, Woodie, Greg Manace,
we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
Where can people find you on Instagram? Morgan? Oh, because
I got it back up? Yeah, I'd opened up Instagram
(00:26):
and the issue. Yeah, like the story. I'm oh, yeah,
look at that. There's Morgan. Thank you, Mark Zuckerberg. I'm
back on your interwebs. Yeah, he actually took a brief break. Yeah,
at Morgan victory. At Morgan victory, and you know what,
it was forced, but I suggest taking a break from
time to time. It got me out of the habit
of constantly opening the rolling for region.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's why I recommend legos. Guys, you got to use
both of your hands. You can't be on your phone.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Crochet Yeah, crochet cool stuff like Lego text.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You can said you're text over to two to nine
eighty seven s is uh. I was listening to the podcast.
I heard Sammy and Gina singing that Corny Walker Hayes song,
which Dad, there is a video for that on our Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
At the Woody Shows, like Corny, I.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Was literally trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's a corn shut. It is Walker Hayes because he
liked the video. Okay, oh you know what, then we
have we have two celebrity likes. Yeah, because when Joe
Koy was here and we sang along to the Boys
to Men's song, one of the dudes from Boys to
Men like, yeah, why do you like the post?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, so we got one and we got Walker hay Yeah.
Don't Walker Hayes knows that song's cheesy though, right, I
mean he's.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Got I don't know that that song alone you I've
been telling you Woody, and that's what he's been saying. No,
no hold on. You should definitely follow him on Instagram.
He all he does all this home improvement stuff. He
built a house from the ground up.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's huge, cool, massive house of that song.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah. I love how you guys are always making fun
of each other like real friends. Dube and listening to
you guys for almost ten years now. Thank you for
all the laughs and relatability through the ups and downs
of life. Me love a bait a babe. That's so nice.
You guys want to do a Friday Oaki, Yeah, might
as well. What do you show Fridday? Oki. I mean,
since since we're on the subject training all week, what
(02:22):
did I do with my songs? Okay, I want to
make sure I had that? All right, let me get
the hat, the top hat of special Hat.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh yes, I love to the top Hat of Doom.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Morgan feels good?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Everyone.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
What does it say, mister big to be with you?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Either, I promise you do.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Has anyone under the age of seventy heard it?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
How dare you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
This was like early mid nineties, early nineties.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, hair, I say, is this not her metal anthemb okay?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And they're like in the train, the one who wants
to be Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Because I'm like, looking at the lyrics, I'm like, I
don't reckonize.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So here's here's the thing I realized about these these
Friday Oki songs. If you don't know the greg with
the mister Brideside killed it because he knows all the lyrics.
If you don't know all the lyrics, take a break
for like the verses, and then when it gets into
the chorus or the book that you do know, then
jump in there. Okay, you know what I mean? Absolutely, So,
Gina grad you're up for this one. Mister big to
(03:38):
be with you. Here we go ga friddy fridy, ok,
so excited. Hold on, little girl.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Show me what he's done.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Do you up, little girl?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
A broken hotcassy that bad way through it's through.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
They will twist the phot of you.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
So come on, man, come on over, let me be
what to show you.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You want sup with you.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Deep inside you fee to please just still be the
next to work.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You come the des so you can be on top
for one Wake up?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Who cares about thetle boat that's up too much?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Shop?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Set it off? Go down? The game was hoping down.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
So come on, baby, come on up.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Let me be the what to the area you super.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Inside up.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Rich?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Hello, we can beat together.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Baby, you can make my life with water.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I can make you start up to.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Snap doing a good job, doing a good jobs up
really yeah, because we're all fat. People in the room
get to catch our breath, a little sip of water
like they're doing concerts and they get the towel.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, it doesn't even look like.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Sometimes they're gonna make it back to the mic stand
in time, like they're gonna make it by the time
the lyrics start again, and then somehow they do it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Through it's through just the b of you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Come on, damon, come on, let.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Me be want to show you he changes one who
wants suit.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
With your.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Deep and sat up you feel to lie.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Just the nest.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
With four time come no one who.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Wants deep inside out side just to be the best
to be with you.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I want you to close it out, just to be
the nest you can should get up that high. Let's
find out.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh nice, nice, you did a great time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That was Gena's request for what he showed Friday Oki.
That made it into the random hat, the hat of randomness.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It's very random now, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
All right, So if if you have a request for
a song you'd like to hear for a future round
of wood, he show Friday Oki just texted over to
us over to two two nine eight seven. I mean,
the Friday Oki thing has really taking off. The fan
reaction has been it has been great.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Gina, that was really good. It was good issue not
it was really good professional level singing.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
We're gonna take a break, all right. Well it is
a Friday hell yeah, and it is time for some
Friday failed stories. Man, there are some really good Friday
fail stories. I'm glad you're here to experiencing them. Thank
you for doing that. Friday Fail Stories here we go.
(08:38):
All right, ladies, your job in Boys and Girls. It's
time for your Friday Fans story.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
As people fact, they had the purtect plan, the plan
that can never go wrong with the summer along the
line that went from being a great idea to one big, stinking,
mega uber ultra. You know, I think between the Friday
(09:13):
Oki and then the fan I think we're becoming really
good singers. Tune up, Yeah, I think uh Man man
to book a recording sets. You are good. Now I
will start. Because we did mention this one earlier in
the week. We would be remiss, as Greg was saying,
if we didn't hit it in the Failed Stories. It's
how that NASCAR driver Connor Zillas he scored a big
(09:35):
win at Watkins Glenn International and as he was standing
on his car celebrating, he slipped and he crashed down
to the asphalt. I've got the clip here and if
you listen close. I didn't catch this the first time
we played it, but if you if you listen close,
you can hear somebody in the background just throw out
a whoops, which is kind of funny seven career wins.
Let's go down to Mobile one Victory Lane.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Dylan on the cage, my gosh, Oh no.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I didn't catch it the first time. Yeah, he was
taken away on a stretcher with a broken collar. Bo. Yeah.
By the way, I didn't know. Dude's only nineteen years old. Yeah, yeah,
born in two thousand and six. May throw up right,
I know nineteen was a NASCAR driver.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
There's an F one driver seventeen turned eighteen in the
middle of this, uh this run right now. His name
is Kimmy Antonelli. This that's insane.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
This Connor's Zielish guy. I guess he's really good too.
He's already made a you know, a big, big impression
besides you know, eating it, which he'll forever be known for. Yeah.
This one is from Oregon, where it was the middle
of the night. This guy noticed four people trying to
break into his car. He wanted to scare them away,
so he he thought, and he thought, and he decided
that throwing a homemade grenade in their direction would be
(10:56):
the best bet. I mean, I like where his head's at, yeah,
but the question is where's his arm? Oh no, I asked,
because as he tried tossing the little homemade grenade, it
exploded in his hand and it blew his arm off.
According to the police report, they arrived to find pieces
of his flesh everywhere. He was taken to the hospital
(11:17):
and once he's out he'll have to lawyer up because
he was arrested and charged with manufacture of a destructive
device and disorder the conduct. So, yeah, he did it
scare the guys messing with the car. You bet it
did an exploding arm, but I'm not sure he would
tell you the trade off was worth worth the worth it.
(11:37):
Here's one from just outside of Seattle where this guy
he wanted to get rid of the salt from his diet,
so he went to chat GPT for some advice. I
cut some salt out of my diet. It told him
that sodium bromide would be a solid substitute, and so
he used that instead of salt for three months now.
(11:59):
So and bromide this is a chemical. It's not as
salt replacement. It's used in pesticide. It was uh, it
was phased out by the FDA back in the eighties.
So slowly he started noticing like a mix of these physical,
neurological and psychiatric symptoms. Naturally, he assumed that I'm not
making this up. He assumed it was because his neighbor
was poisoning him.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh, that's the paranoia heart, right.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So he goes to the hospital and they figured out
that he was suffering from bromide toxicity, and so he's recovering.
But he says he's learned his lesson about blindly trusting
chat GPT for anything real. Yeah, here's another one, another accident.
This one about this sixty four year old dude who
nobody had heard from for a few days. So the
cops they went by to go do a wellness check,
(12:44):
and they quickly found out why they got into his place.
They found him with a crossbow bolt, which is like
a you know, like the little arrow thing that you
used to shoot with the crossbow. But he actual they
called it, I didn't They called it a bolt. Was arrow. Yeah,
it's called a crossbow bolt, and it was sticking out
of his forehead. He had been messing around with the
thing and then whoops pop. So he had been stuck
(13:07):
like that for two days, hadn't eaten or drank anything
in those two days. He was babbling incoherently when they
found him. He was rushed to the hospital, had the
bolt removed. He's in serious condition. Doctors, man, they're amazed
that he survived, saying if it had gone even like
a millimeter further, like he would have died instantly.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Is it one of those things where it's like the
the bolt itself is a thing like like keeping the
blood from coming out.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So maybe it'll just start spurting if you ye. But
they said, like just a millimeter deeper and that would
have been sailed.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Remember that episode of Gray's Anatomy where those two people
were impelled on the same pole. Oh yeah, we could
remove you, but you're going to die instantly. So they
basically were going to die regardless, right, So they just
kind of spent these two strangers spent the last few
hours of their life together with a pole sticking.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It was so hard. It was a good show man,
as before I went off the rails, right, yeah. One
of my favorite stories of the week a back seat
ride right from you know they do like on the
the like I did for the Thunderbirds. Oh okay, so
a back seat ride along passenger on an F fifteen
(14:15):
Eagle fighter jet accidentally ejected from the plane while it
was still on the ground at Barnes Air National Guard
Base in Massachusetts. There's okay, so as somebody who I rode,
I got to take a ride with the Thunderbirds, and
you do a lot of ground school stuff before, like
(14:37):
for hours, like three to four hours on the ground
before you even go up in the airplane. They're teaching
you like, hey, if we need to eject, here's how
it works. And I know, at least with the Thunderbirds,
there's like right between your legs, like right there at
the v of your crotch, there's a big it looks
like a big loop right right, and you put your
hands on either side of it and you just pulled
directly up toward your chin boom, and that will eject.
(15:00):
That will eject you. So it's it's it's not like
something like oh this guy, this guy had to try,
heyked it. But there's a there's video on social media
showing the aftermath. The jet is still taxing, there's smoke
puffing out of the backseat, the canopy which got blown
clean off during the ejection, just sitting on the wing.
(15:20):
The dumbass passenger is seen crawling near the runway next
to the parachute. Here is part of the conversation between
the F fifteen pilot and air traffic control after the ejection.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, we are not going to stay firm for a
ground emergency.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Mesnimum two hours before anything would.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Come back on the correct Yeah, so just shut everything down, idiots.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, yeah, you see that though, with like some of
these jets to get in trouble on the ground, you know,
but you.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Didn't even have a chance to go for your flight.
You had this ride along and an F fifteen and
blew it.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, also for everybody else, They're gonna not let people
do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I mean they will because I guess not the first time.
Oh really that people who are there for ride alongs
they end uh end up doing something they're not supposed
to do. Dude. I followed. You know, I'm not the
biggest rule follower, but I followed every single rule. I
mean to the There was a ton of prep right,
oh of course.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
They sent stuff like, you know, two weeks out, one
week out, four days out, two days out, twenty four
hours out teach how to breathe and stuff. Yeah, like
how much water to drink each day, what foods to eat,
which foods to.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Avoid within a certain amount of time. Yeah, but it's crazy,
like you know that. I kind of want to try
these racing simulators, right, Yeah, but we were recently at
airport that had a flight something later.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
On.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, they have a flight simulator. Go ahead, yeah, yeah, dude,
I can see him struggle. I was telling me.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, I was trying to explain where it was. But anyways,
so many different buns. It was insane. Yeah, how do
you even memorize any of that stuff?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Memorize what?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Then?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Because the board that literally this simulator had seventy five
different buttons on it, and then you just sit somebody
that doesn't know how to do anything in front of that.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well, I don't know if it's like it's supposed to
be like an arcade game. I think it's supposed to
be a legit flight simulator in that particular case. So, yeah,
all those buttons like you know, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
But so the person sitting in the back, do they
have the Sagamon mount buttons?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, they're gonna hit something by accident.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Not if they follow the instructions touching it.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I personally I want to touch anything. I'll just sit
there and say I managed.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Not to hit anything. I wasn't supposed to. The coolest
thing though, is they said, hey, just off your right knee.
There looks like a gear shift like on a Honda Civic.
I go, okay, we just want you to place your
hand gently on top of it. Don't move it left, right, forward, back,
Just place your hand gently on top of it, and
let me know when you've done that. I go, all right,
he goes, Now, what I want you to do is
(17:53):
I want you to just almost like subtly, think about
just pushing it forward, just slightly, like like you like
almost like you want to move it without anybody knowing
that you moved it. I go, all right, dude, when
I say, I barely touched this thing, and push it forward,
I like a pube. This thing threw you in your
seat like it was the throttle, and this jet just
(18:16):
took off boom. You were gone. It was so cool.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's so nuts. I was at the Honolulu Airport, I
was flying to Maui and they were having jets's basically
they were a part and then they flew straight up
in the air.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, that's how we did on restricts to take off.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
There was no you didn't like barely go you know,
down the runway at all. And they were straight up,
not even reclimb towards the sun.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So we sat on the end of the the end
of the run we go up. We got cleared for
an unrestrict to take off. I'm like, okay, cool, it
goes you down. I go yep, let's go whatever you
want to do. He's like, cool, all right. So I'm
engaging the brakes. I am engaging the after burner. So
we hit the after burners. As the brakes are locked
on the end of the runway, this whole plane is
just oh my god, shake like violently shaking her. He goes,
(19:02):
are you ready to go? He goes all right, He
releases the break. We go for lying down the runway
and he goes all right. He goes, I have the
nose gear just about to two feet off the ground.
One two three. Here we go boom, straight up, straight up,
straight up, and he starts the spinning thing. So he's
like twirling as it's going straight up. He goes, all right, man,
he goes, look over your right shoulder, and I looked
(19:23):
down over my right shoulder. We got to about fifteen
thousand feet and we hadn't left the airport. The runway
that we were just on was directly below us.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It was the coolest thing. And he goes, all right,
and so he has kind of let the plane fall backwards,
so it was like canopy side down to the earth,
and then he swung the wings so that now we
were like level back up under no circumstances. I go.
That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Would have.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And then we went to unrestricted airspace and we did
all this stuff, the barrel rolls, the you know loopedy loops,
the knife edge thing, We did all this stuff. It
was awesome. We pulled seven and a half g's coolest,
coolest thing. They even put my name on the canopy
of the of the Thunderbird. It was. It was so cool.
If you ever have the opportunity to fly, I mean
in any kind of jet like that, take it so cool.
(20:14):
Mess requesting the text to spell simulator simulator, Yeah, just
give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It has Why now right, try a s Y simulator.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Are you all in the Woody Show
The wood Show. Yeah, insensitivity, trending, freight plittingly correct world.
That's what we got going on here, Woodie, Greg Manace,
we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
Where can people find you on Instagram? Morgan? Oh, because
I got it back up? Yeah, I'd opened up Instagram
(00:26):
and the issue. Yeah, like the story. I'm oh, yeah,
look at that. There's Morgan. Thank you, Mark Zuckerberg. I'm
back on your interwebs. Yeah, he actually took a brief break. Yeah,
at Morgan victory. At Morgan victory, and you know what,
it was forced, but I suggest taking a break from
time to time. It got me out of the habit
of constantly opening the rolling for region.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's why I recommend legos. Guys, you got to use
both of your hands. You can't be on your phone.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Crochet Yeah, crochet cool stuff like Lego text.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You can said you're text over to two to nine
eighty seven s is uh. I was listening to the podcast.
I heard Sammy and Gina singing that Corny Walker Hayes song,
which Dad, there is a video for that on our Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
At the Woody Shows, like Corny, I.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Was literally trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's a corn shut. It is Walker Hayes because he
liked the video. Okay, oh you know what, then we
have we have two celebrity likes. Yeah, because when Joe
Koy was here and we sang along to the Boys
to Men's song, one of the dudes from Boys to
Men like, yeah, why do you like the post?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, so we got one and we got Walker hay Yeah.
Don't Walker Hayes knows that song's cheesy though, right, I
mean he's.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Got I don't know that that song alone you I've
been telling you Woody, and that's what he's been saying. No,
no hold on. You should definitely follow him on Instagram.
He all he does all this home improvement stuff. He
built a house from the ground up.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's huge, cool, massive house of that song.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah. I love how you guys are always making fun
of each other like real friends. Dube and listening to
you guys for almost ten years now. Thank you for
all the laughs and relatability through the ups and downs
of life. Me love a bait a babe. That's so nice.
You guys want to do a Friday Oaki, Yeah, might
as well. What do you show Fridday? Oki. I mean,
since since we're on the subject training all week, what
(02:22):
did I do with my songs? Okay, I want to
make sure I had that? All right, let me get
the hat, the top hat of special Hat.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh yes, I love to the top Hat of Doom.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Morgan feels good?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Everyone.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
What does it say, mister big to be with you?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Either, I promise you do.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Has anyone under the age of seventy heard it?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
How dare you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
This was like early mid nineties, early nineties.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, hair, I say, is this not her metal anthemb okay?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And they're like in the train, the one who wants
to be Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Because I'm like, looking at the lyrics, I'm like, I
don't reckonize.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So here's here's the thing I realized about these these
Friday Oki songs. If you don't know the greg with
the mister Brideside killed it because he knows all the lyrics.
If you don't know all the lyrics, take a break
for like the verses, and then when it gets into
the chorus or the book that you do know, then
jump in there. Okay, you know what I mean? Absolutely, So,
Gina grad you're up for this one. Mister big to
(03:38):
be with you. Here we go ga friddy fridy, ok,
so excited. Hold on, little girl.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Show me what he's done.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Do you up, little girl?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
A broken hotcassy that bad way through it's through.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
They will twist the phot of you.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
So come on, man, come on over, let me be
what to show you.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You want sup with you.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Deep inside you fee to please just still be the
next to work.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You come the des so you can be on top
for one Wake up?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Who cares about thetle boat that's up too much?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Shop?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Set it off? Go down? The game was hoping down.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
So come on, baby, come on up.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Let me be the what to the area you super.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Inside up.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Rich?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Hello, we can beat together.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Baby, you can make my life with water.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I can make you start up to.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Snap doing a good job, doing a good jobs up
really yeah, because we're all fat. People in the room
get to catch our breath, a little sip of water
like they're doing concerts and they get the towel.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, it doesn't even look like.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Sometimes they're gonna make it back to the mic stand
in time, like they're gonna make it by the time
the lyrics start again, and then somehow they do it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Through it's through just the b of you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Come on, damon, come on, let.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Me be want to show you he changes one who
wants suit.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
With your.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Deep and sat up you feel to lie.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Just the nest.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
With four time come no one who.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Wants deep inside out side just to be the best
to be with you.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I want you to close it out, just to be
the nest you can should get up that high. Let's
find out.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh nice, nice, you did a great time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That was Gena's request for what he showed Friday Oki.
That made it into the random hat, the hat of randomness.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It's very random now, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
All right, So if if you have a request for
a song you'd like to hear for a future round
of wood, he show Friday Oki just texted over to
us over to two two nine eight seven. I mean,
the Friday Oki thing has really taking off. The fan
reaction has been it has been great.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Gina, that was really good. It was good issue not
it was really good professional level singing.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
We're gonna take a break, all right. Well it is
a Friday hell yeah, and it is time for some
Friday failed stories. Man, there are some really good Friday
fail stories. I'm glad you're here to experiencing them. Thank
you for doing that. Friday Fail Stories here we go.
(08:38):
All right, ladies, your job in Boys and Girls. It's
time for your Friday Fans story.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
As people fact, they had the purtect plan, the plan
that can never go wrong with the summer along the
line that went from being a great idea to one big, stinking,
mega uber ultra. You know, I think between the Friday
(09:13):
Oki and then the fan I think we're becoming really
good singers. Tune up, Yeah, I think uh Man man
to book a recording sets. You are good. Now I
will start. Because we did mention this one earlier in
the week. We would be remiss, as Greg was saying,
if we didn't hit it in the Failed Stories. It's
how that NASCAR driver Connor Zillas he scored a big
(09:35):
win at Watkins Glenn International and as he was standing
on his car celebrating, he slipped and he crashed down
to the asphalt. I've got the clip here and if
you listen close. I didn't catch this the first time
we played it, but if you if you listen close,
you can hear somebody in the background just throw out
a whoops, which is kind of funny seven career wins.
Let's go down to Mobile one Victory Lane.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Dylan on the cage, my gosh, Oh no.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I didn't catch it the first time. Yeah, he was
taken away on a stretcher with a broken collar. Bo. Yeah.
By the way, I didn't know. Dude's only nineteen years old. Yeah, yeah,
born in two thousand and six. May throw up right,
I know nineteen was a NASCAR driver.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
There's an F one driver seventeen turned eighteen in the
middle of this, uh this run right now. His name
is Kimmy Antonelli. This that's insane.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
This Connor's Zielish guy. I guess he's really good too.
He's already made a you know, a big, big impression
besides you know, eating it, which he'll forever be known for. Yeah.
This one is from Oregon, where it was the middle
of the night. This guy noticed four people trying to
break into his car. He wanted to scare them away,
so he he thought, and he thought, and he decided
that throwing a homemade grenade in their direction would be
(10:56):
the best bet. I mean, I like where his head's at, yeah,
but the question is where's his arm? Oh no, I asked,
because as he tried tossing the little homemade grenade, it
exploded in his hand and it blew his arm off.
According to the police report, they arrived to find pieces
of his flesh everywhere. He was taken to the hospital
(11:17):
and once he's out he'll have to lawyer up because
he was arrested and charged with manufacture of a destructive
device and disorder the conduct. So, yeah, he did it
scare the guys messing with the car. You bet it
did an exploding arm, but I'm not sure he would
tell you the trade off was worth worth the worth it.
(11:37):
Here's one from just outside of Seattle where this guy
he wanted to get rid of the salt from his diet,
so he went to chat GPT for some advice. I
cut some salt out of my diet. It told him
that sodium bromide would be a solid substitute, and so
he used that instead of salt for three months now.
(11:59):
So and bromide this is a chemical. It's not as
salt replacement. It's used in pesticide. It was uh, it
was phased out by the FDA back in the eighties.
So slowly he started noticing like a mix of these physical,
neurological and psychiatric symptoms. Naturally, he assumed that I'm not
making this up. He assumed it was because his neighbor
was poisoning him.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh, that's the paranoia heart, right.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So he goes to the hospital and they figured out
that he was suffering from bromide toxicity, and so he's recovering.
But he says he's learned his lesson about blindly trusting
chat GPT for anything real. Yeah, here's another one, another accident.
This one about this sixty four year old dude who
nobody had heard from for a few days. So the
cops they went by to go do a wellness check,
(12:44):
and they quickly found out why they got into his place.
They found him with a crossbow bolt, which is like
a you know, like the little arrow thing that you
used to shoot with the crossbow. But he actual they
called it, I didn't They called it a bolt. Was arrow. Yeah,
it's called a crossbow bolt, and it was sticking out
of his forehead. He had been messing around with the
thing and then whoops pop. So he had been stuck
(13:07):
like that for two days, hadn't eaten or drank anything
in those two days. He was babbling incoherently when they
found him. He was rushed to the hospital, had the
bolt removed. He's in serious condition. Doctors, man, they're amazed
that he survived, saying if it had gone even like
a millimeter further, like he would have died instantly.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Is it one of those things where it's like the
the bolt itself is a thing like like keeping the
blood from coming out.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So maybe it'll just start spurting if you ye. But
they said, like just a millimeter deeper and that would
have been sailed.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Remember that episode of Gray's Anatomy where those two people
were impelled on the same pole. Oh yeah, we could
remove you, but you're going to die instantly. So they
basically were going to die regardless, right, So they just
kind of spent these two strangers spent the last few
hours of their life together with a pole sticking.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
It was so hard. It was a good show man,
as before I went off the rails, right, yeah. One
of my favorite stories of the week a back seat
ride right from you know they do like on the
the like I did for the Thunderbirds. Oh okay, so
a back seat ride along passenger on an F fifteen
(14:15):
Eagle fighter jet accidentally ejected from the plane while it
was still on the ground at Barnes Air National Guard
Base in Massachusetts. There's okay, so as somebody who I rode,
I got to take a ride with the Thunderbirds, and
you do a lot of ground school stuff before, like
(14:37):
for hours, like three to four hours on the ground
before you even go up in the airplane. They're teaching
you like, hey, if we need to eject, here's how
it works. And I know, at least with the Thunderbirds,
there's like right between your legs, like right there at
the v of your crotch, there's a big it looks
like a big loop right right, and you put your
hands on either side of it and you just pulled
directly up toward your chin boom, and that will eject.
(15:00):
That will eject you. So it's it's it's not like
something like oh this guy, this guy had to try,
heyked it. But there's a there's video on social media
showing the aftermath. The jet is still taxing, there's smoke
puffing out of the backseat, the canopy which got blown
clean off during the ejection, just sitting on the wing.
(15:20):
The dumbass passenger is seen crawling near the runway next
to the parachute. Here is part of the conversation between
the F fifteen pilot and air traffic control after the ejection.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, we are not going to stay firm for a
ground emergency.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Mesnimum two hours before anything would.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Come back on the correct Yeah, so just shut everything down, idiots.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, yeah, you see that though, with like some of
these jets to get in trouble on the ground, you know,
but you.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Didn't even have a chance to go for your flight.
You had this ride along and an F fifteen and
blew it.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, also for everybody else, They're gonna not let people
do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I mean they will because I guess not the first time.
Oh really that people who are there for ride alongs
they end uh end up doing something they're not supposed
to do. Dude. I followed. You know, I'm not the
biggest rule follower, but I followed every single rule. I
mean to the There was a ton of prep right,
oh of course.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
They sent stuff like, you know, two weeks out, one
week out, four days out, two days out, twenty four
hours out teach how to breathe and stuff. Yeah, like
how much water to drink each day, what foods to eat,
which foods to.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Avoid within a certain amount of time. Yeah, but it's crazy,
like you know that. I kind of want to try
these racing simulators, right, Yeah, but we were recently at
airport that had a flight something later.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
On.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, they have a flight simulator. Go ahead, yeah, yeah, dude,
I can see him struggle. I was telling me.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, I was trying to explain where it was. But anyways,
so many different buns. It was insane. Yeah, how do
you even memorize any of that stuff?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Memorize what?
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Then?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Because the board that literally this simulator had seventy five
different buttons on it, and then you just sit somebody
that doesn't know how to do anything in front of that.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well, I don't know if it's like it's supposed to
be like an arcade game. I think it's supposed to
be a legit flight simulator in that particular case. So, yeah,
all those buttons like you know, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
But so the person sitting in the back, do they
have the Sagamon mount buttons?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, they're gonna hit something by accident.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Not if they follow the instructions touching it.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I personally I want to touch anything. I'll just sit
there and say I managed.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Not to hit anything. I wasn't supposed to. The coolest
thing though, is they said, hey, just off your right knee.
There looks like a gear shift like on a Honda Civic.
I go, okay, we just want you to place your
hand gently on top of it. Don't move it left, right, forward, back,
Just place your hand gently on top of it, and
let me know when you've done that. I go, all right,
he goes, Now, what I want you to do is
(17:53):
I want you to just almost like subtly, think about
just pushing it forward, just slightly, like like you like
almost like you want to move it without anybody knowing
that you moved it. I go, all right, dude, when
I say, I barely touched this thing, and push it forward,
I like a pube. This thing threw you in your
seat like it was the throttle, and this jet just
(18:16):
took off boom. You were gone. It was so cool.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's so nuts. I was at the Honolulu Airport, I
was flying to Maui and they were having jets's basically
they were a part and then they flew straight up
in the air.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, that's how we did on restricts to take off.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
There was no you didn't like barely go you know,
down the runway at all. And they were straight up,
not even reclimb towards the sun.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So we sat on the end of the the end
of the run we go up. We got cleared for
an unrestrict to take off. I'm like, okay, cool, it
goes you down. I go yep, let's go whatever you
want to do. He's like, cool, all right. So I'm
engaging the brakes. I am engaging the after burner. So
we hit the after burners. As the brakes are locked
on the end of the runway, this whole plane is
just oh my god, shake like violently shaking her. He goes,
(19:02):
are you ready to go? He goes all right, He
releases the break. We go for lying down the runway
and he goes all right. He goes, I have the
nose gear just about to two feet off the ground.
One two three. Here we go boom, straight up, straight up,
straight up, and he starts the spinning thing. So he's
like twirling as it's going straight up. He goes, all right, man,
he goes, look over your right shoulder, and I looked
(19:23):
down over my right shoulder. We got to about fifteen
thousand feet and we hadn't left the airport. The runway
that we were just on was directly below us.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It was the coolest thing. And he goes, all right,
and so he has kind of let the plane fall backwards,
so it was like canopy side down to the earth,
and then he swung the wings so that now we
were like level back up under no circumstances. I go.
That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Would have.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And then we went to unrestricted airspace and we did
all this stuff, the barrel rolls, the you know loopedy loops,
the knife edge thing, We did all this stuff. It
was awesome. We pulled seven and a half g's coolest,
coolest thing. They even put my name on the canopy
of the of the Thunderbird. It was. It was so cool.
If you ever have the opportunity to fly, I mean
in any kind of jet like that, take it so cool.
(20:14):
Mess requesting the text to spell simulator simulator, Yeah, just
give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It has Why now right, try a s Y simulator.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
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