FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 18th 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers & Jeers, Redneck News, New Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's the dude to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show American.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
A good more than ever bout a well, it's the
beginning of a brand new week. We all survived the weekend.
WHOA just couldn't wait to get back rushed back Monday morning.
It is August the eighteenth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome,
Thank you for being here. We are the Woodie Show. Yeah,
my name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi. We

(01:06):
got Menace, our social media director. One of the other
co hosts of The Woodie Shows, g Kratz, Nice Seed Bass,
one of our content producers. There's a sea bass right there.
We have our executive producer, Sammy Marina. Somebody said in
Good Morning Sending, somebody had said, why do you guys
just announce like when you say Menace is the social
media director. I'm like, well, I will say, like you know,

(01:28):
because usually it goes into where to find us on
social media. I don't really put much thought into it,
to be honest with you, But if you're curious as
to what everybody's other you know, like their titles are
I figured I just to do a little once around
the room on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's their title.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
So Sammy's the executive producer of the Woodies Show. We
have our associate producer, our assistant producer. That's Morgan who. Yeah,
she's back on Instagram if you want to check her
out on Instagram at Victory. Yeah, free Morgan. We have
our video producer Vaughn. We have our Chief Operations officers
slash production director Bort Brady. Good morning, Bored. And then

(02:04):
his right hand man, the assistant production director of the
Woody Show, that would be Menji. Good morning, Menji. Phones
are open. You have a role here too, v IP
guest of honor. A handful of people listening. However you
want to address yourself. But if you want to be
part of anything this morning, phones are open at eight
seven seven forty four. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Help you out

(02:26):
a great weekend. We'll get into some of the weekend
cheers and jeers and all that kind of stuff a
little bit later. All the trending news headlines, of course,
Birthday's port of birthday entertainment stuff on the way here
on the Woody Show. All right, so how about this
this story, this seems like something you know, Sammy would do.
This forty eight year old dude in North Carolina. He

(02:48):
had up the local Longhorn steakhows and he wanted to
bring his dog along for the meal. So you at
a restaurant, just yeah, of course that's what you should do,
just bring just bring your dog everywhere. What's the weird part. Yeah,
So he ordered his food, he starts eating, and he
made sure that his dog got some of that juicy steak.

(03:09):
Lucky waitress comes over says, hey, man, you know you
can't do that. It's a health code violation. And he's like, oh,
blah blah blah. So she's like, you gotta leave.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
So he doesn't like that. He flips out on the
poor waitress, throws a plate at her, smashes her square
in the nog, and she ends up with several stitches
and had to have a cat scan which showed that
she suffered a hairline fracture.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Because his dick wants to bring his dog on a date,
I hope he got arrested for assault.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
He was.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
He was arrested in and taken to jail.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Idiot.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Not saying you'd smash somebody with a plate fuently getting
in physical sounds like act. But I would never think
to bring the dog to Longhorn Steakhouse.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
I hit it in a chair.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Yeah, I will bring her if it's outdoor seating somewhere.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Some places let dogs out on the patio.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
No, my dog is in her bag anyway, so it's
not She's not a big dog's there right next to
someone else's table trying to sniff and eat their food.
So I find it to be minimal disruption. But even
then they'll come over and be like, oh, like on
the patio in the bag.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Some places don't like it, so really yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
But like you know, God forbid anybody like actually calls
you out on it. You know, like, hey, you know what,
maybe the inside the grocery store is.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Not the place I see that every day. Though.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
It's becoming normalized, which is I don't think that's cool. Yeah,
there's certain places worship dogs, but yeah, like in the
same way that people think it's weird seeing kids in
certain places, like this is an inappropriate place to have
a child and.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
Also think about your dog like they could be at
home in their comfy spot with air conditioning, or you're
dragging them around on hot people at home and I.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
Love it loves target and lows.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah that's a target. Like why like why why are
you bringing the dog in the target? I mean, I
love dogs, you know my worship dog. I love dogs.
But damn. Some other animal news and speak of dogs,
This four year old shelter pit bull named Sienna became
a hero after sensing a man was about to have

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a seizure during this UH Virginia Shelters adoption event. While
being walked by a volunteer, Sienna broke from the group,
went straight to the guy, gently placed her paw on him,
chusing to move. His wife soon recognized he was experiencing
the subtle seizure activity, and Sienna's behavior alerted them in time.
The shelter says that this is a reason not to

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overlook a stray dog at your local shelter, because they
have amazing traits. Now I have a theory on this,
because you know, being a pit bull, here comes no no, no, Greg,
did I say that Sienna was trying You're about to
get You're about to and is going to pile on two. No.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
No, I was going to share something else.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Sienna came up and then just put her paw on
him to let all the other dogs know that, Hey,
when this.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Guy died, he's mine.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, I get to this is my meal exactly.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I was completely.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Completely off what I was going to ask you. Have
you seen the dumb dog test online?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yet?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
What you do is you hold up your dog and
you walk towards a wall, and if your dog puts
out its pod to stop from being pushed into the wall,
and your dog smart, if it doesn't, we'd be walking
right in there, dumb right. One of my dogs passed
the tests, the other did not. No. Some other animal news,
the US Fish and Wildlife Service recently announced that they

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want to add drafts to the Endangered Species Act. The
draft population, i guess, has been on a dramatic decline
thanks to habitat loss caused by urbanization, poaching, and illegal trade.
The government is trying to reduce draft poaching. This is
in Africa, by the way, by limiting the impact of

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draft body parts and products like rugs and jewelry and
shoes made from their remains. I didn't know that either.
I've heard, you know, elephant tusks and things like that,
or yeah, I heard that they were in trouble, but
I do. I totally thought you were saying draft for
a while and I was drafts, yeah, and I was like, oh,
there's going to have a draft on who survives or not?

(07:17):
It too you did. Yeah, I thought even when I
started with the US Fish and Wildlife Service.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Getting out that they want to.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Add drafts to the endangered species. Very confusing. All right,
I'm sorry. All right, some other food news. Uh, horses
are we talking about, like, you know, the the test
that Menico is talking about with the wall and everything
and use your dog intelligent dog test. Horses are much
more intelligent than previously previously thought. Researchers wanted to understand

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more about how horses learned. So this whole experiment with
some treats and you know they like treats apple, you
know what, you know what the horses really like a lot.
You ever see those little red and white starlight mints
like you see at a restaurant, Man, they love those
things really.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah, so weird.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, my dad trains race ords. I told you that,
and uh, you know they'll keep like like a bag
of these little Star against that.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, familiarly.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, I heard they like sugar cubes and sugar cubes.
They love sugar cubes, uh, salt legs. Yeah, but like apples, carrots,
you know, all all that kind of stuff. Anyway, so
they experiment with the treats, and they were quick to
learn different games in order to get that treat. They
believe the show is a higher level of cognitive processing
than previously thought possible because the horses were able to

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instantly switch strategies and behave differently as soon as there
was a risk of the treat being taken away.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
So interesting.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Yeah, that's cool because I thought they're like people like, oh,
horses are so dumb.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh, no, they're not dumb at all. But I know
a guy that trains horses to dance. Really when they
do that whole like I've seen there's that one where.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
It's like a super famous looks like a Mexican family
like throwing a big party in their house and there's
a freaking horse in the living room of what looks
either like a small little bungalow house or an apartment
or something. Well, and the horse is just kind of
like I love it, like playing, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
awesome little animal news here on your Monday morning. Phones

(09:13):
get are open for you if you want to call
it in eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can
send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
The show's fucked. It's like just these fat people standing there.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Who are you fard knockers.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
This is a woody showy beata, I've still got a
woody ahi. Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday, it's
the eighteenth of August, and I got a couple of
holidays today. Today's a bad poetry day. Oh oh nice.
It's also a National Fijeta Day. Yeah, that's that's good.

(09:51):
National ice cream pie Day. Oh yeah, I've heard ice
cream cake. What's ice cream?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I mean, I know, I mean I can guess, right.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Is it usually like some apple pie with some ice
cream on top? That's regular, that's just called pie ice
cream pie?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah. Ice cream is a frozen dessert consisting of a
crust filled with ice cream and is often top.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
And like probably a gram cracker crowd.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, that looks good.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Greg Tay's Pino Noir Day.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
It's a National mail order catalog day. Oh that's very
old timing. It's never give Up day. So hang in there,
we'll do Serendipity Day. Okay, guilty Pleasure movie. I love
that movie Serendipity with John Cusack. That's where I fell
in love with Kate Beckinsale. Yeah, like that's right. Like
I liked her in uh in Pearl Harbor, loved her

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in Serendipity. Yeah, good, good movie.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't right. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Yeah, it's like a little you get like ice cream
float like milkshake, kind of New York.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
In New York, and I think in Vegas they have
a few of them, but yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Called frozen Hot Chocolate.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
They were in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
And now it's a Gordon Ramsey.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
We lent our Hell's Kitchen. Oh okay, that used to
be starting in New York.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
In New York.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
It's is worth the serendipity it was the movie took place.
That's where the actual restaurant, it's like a little kind
of cafe and dessert is named after that place.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
Yeah, and go there in the movie.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
You watched that World Breast Cancer Research Day and Contact
Lens Health Week, So did.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
You see about those new drops now that will fix
your vision.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I did see something about that. How the hell would
that work?

Speaker 5 (11:32):
It's FDA approved.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Did you read about how it works?

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, so they say that these new eye drops they'll
fix your vision for about ten hours a day, so
when you wake up, you put them in and then
they'll give you twenty twenty vision.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
And I know, but how that's the thing, Like, like
what are the drops doing?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Well, I think Gina kind of got it right where
it kind of like it makes your pupils like focus
super hard. I don't know, but it's coming out it's
all yeah, awesome.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
I did see something about like do it yourself prescription glasses.
What do you mean? Yeah, Like so you basically get
this kit and it has all these different kind of
you know, lenses for whatever frames you have, huh, And
you can put the right prescription lens into the frames
and it's like a super cheap way to have glasses.

Speaker 8 (12:21):
That makes sense actually, I mean if you could do
it yourself, you know, like in visil line you can
do this.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, so it's kind of like a you know, if
you buy Yeah, I have an aura ring. Seen those
or rings They measure all your stuff, your sleep or
all this stuff. And they send you like a sizing
kit so you can see just how big of a
ring that you need. I think it's the same kind
of thing with these glad They send you a kit
and you find the ones that match and get your
vision the way you need it. You just pop them in,
get it done, and you send the rest back.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, it's pretty interesting, also, Menaceine Today in history Today,
in nineteen twenty, women throughout the United States rejoice the
nineteenth Amendment to the US Constitution was ratified and it
gave women the right to vote.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, Why is it called suffrage?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't know. Weird.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
It sounds like something that would be negative, right, totally,
the suffering. There's a great clothing store called Suffrage. Suffrage.
That's so weird.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
All right, Menace. What is happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Well, Kate Goslin everybody loves her, right, yes? From the
TV show Kate plus eight.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh you know it.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
She is forced to go back to nursing because she
has had a financial downfall. She blames it on going
to court all the time. So she says it's sad
that the kids could have way more money saved up,
and she could have money for retirement. Now that line,
the kids could have way more money saved up. Now,

(13:46):
this is something that I've been talking about where we're
going to see this more and more because we watched
all these kids grow up on Team Mom and Honey
Boo boo and all this stuff because the parents. I
don't know in this case with Kate, but the parents
are the minimal amount of money that they can into
the it's called the Cougan account for children, when they
could be putting in way more money the account.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, what is that.

Speaker 8 (14:11):
It's it's the Cougan law that after Basically, a parent
can't drain a child actor's money and keep it for themselves, right,
it has to.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Go to account. But they did, Yeah, after a kid actor,
I gotcha.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Yeah, it's really like ten or fifteen percent that needs
to go into.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
The Cougan account. Yeah, so it's not as high.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
As it should be.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
And then the parents can have the rest of the
money to do it to be a manager, right, Yeah,
so pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
So she has to work. I know, it's terrible.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
All right, how about this Rachel Brazahan, Yeah, I love her. Yeah,
you might know her from What Are His favorite TV
show is Dismazl but she's also like the show I
don't like the title. She's also in the New Superman
with David Corn Sweat, And now everyone says this is
super weird. Okay, because her husband liked a comment that says,

(15:02):
I generally, I generally feel sad for you in your
career because you are now a cook to your wife
and she's gonna leave you basically for her co star.
He liked that post right, and Ie was like, Okay.
He is an actor. His name is Jason Ralph, and
he has been in a bunch of things, nothing that

(15:23):
I have heard of, but it's a lot of stuff
that I'm not into, like the Sci Fi Network and
things like that. But everyone thought that was kind of
interesting that he liked that post. Now he might be
like us negative posts. We just kind of laughed at
and laugh at him. Maybe like them. But remember when
you like posts, people see it, guys, So everybody's screenshotting

(15:43):
it and coming up with conspiracy theories on that.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
And most importantly, Rachel Brazahan did an episode of Celebrity
I Owe You with the Property Brothers.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Oh who did she?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I owe you her best friend. Oh nice, her best
friend's parents, their kitchen. Yeah, if you don't know how
that works, they kind of just pick somebody in their life.
And then the property brothers remodels like their house.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
It's pretty cool. It's very emotional, all right.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Getting in that DC universe, James Gunn addresses Margaret Robbie's
future as Harley Quinn. Now, this is what you see
in the title, right and now this is why I
hate entertainment stories because clickbait. It's total clickbait because you
read the entire story for an hour and then at
the very end hour, this is what his comment was,

(16:32):
we'll see what happens. I feel that's been addressed satisfying.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
It depends on like Daily Mail, They've got the longest
articles ever. They put in so much about People magazine
that the same thing, and they they'll send you a
link to an archie. Okay, I'll read that, and it's
like forever long to get to the actual Oh, cause
of death revealed for whatever celebrity natural causes. Yeah, and
so what I've started doing it I just take the link,

(17:01):
I pop it and chat GPT with the question.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Oh really, yeah, so you know so we're talking about paragraphs.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah, so what's the bottom one on Margot Robbie and
then the link and then it just goes We'll see
what happened. We'll see what happens a ton of time,
a ton of times. It's the worst, all right. We
love the Madden brothers and their band Good Charlotte. Now
we found out how they got back together.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
I mean they are brothers, but their band Good Charlotte
hasn't done anything for a really long time. Apparently they
got back together because they played uh, Sophia Ritchie's wedding
on the French riviera and.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
They're like, oh, this is kind of fun and guess
what I got. We could probably make a bunch of money.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
And people are really into the mid two thousands of
music right now. We can capitalize all the cash. They
played the When we Were Young Music festival.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Don't you think that had something to do with the
d because like ever since that thing started back up,
It's why warped tours back.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Yeah, all these instant feedback.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Yeah, because you're getting all these like you know, emo
and these pop punk and you know skatee state punk
bands like right now, yeah, it's having like a resurgence all.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
The music's being used in television.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yes, because the people who are really into it are
now approaching their forties. Yeah right, you know, and so
they're having like maybe like a little early midlife crisis
and there's like, hey, we all went through it, man,
we all, we all went through it.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
And you know what, I support it because that's honestly
my favorite time for the music that we play.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, I mean, mid two thousands. The nineties is my favorite.
I think just in general for music, nineties personally burns
on it, though, Yeah, just because maybe because what we do.
I'm not talking about like Nirvana smells like teen Spirit,
but I'm saying just in general. If I had to say,
like not two specific songs, but just in general, eighties, nineties, eighties,
I still kind of feel like that, like all that

(18:49):
early two thousand stuff, I'm still kind of burned on it.
You're burnt on it?

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
I don't hear it. You work at Pizza Hut, man,
it's like pizza. I feel like the nineties I'm burnt
because I hear it all the time.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I think it just depends, you know, it depends on
what You're like, I just I just know sitting around here,
I'm like eighties and then mid two thousands. Yeah, those
are my favorites. Thank you very much, menace, no problem.
Time for your birthdays and your barn a birthday.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Go show this say we're gonna it's Shiver Day. We're
gonna sit bagh. He was like, it's Shiday, and you
know we don't do.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Academy
Academy Award nominated actor Edward Norton. I love my job,
American History act a whole buch More. He's fifty six
years old today. Caitlyn Olsen from It's Always Sunny in
Philadelphia is fifty. Sweetee. Actor and comedian Andy Samberg from
SNL and Brooklyn ninety nine, he's forty seven. One of

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our favorites, Greg actor and comedian Dennis Leary. Dennis really yeah,
that's really awesome, man. Greg and I were obsessed with
that show. Rescued me about the New York City firefighters.
That was a great show.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Did you watch that? Chainus Mark?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Dennis Leary is sixty eight years old. You can you
imagine next year's birthday Hollywood legend Robert Redford is eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Z yep ever last.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Is fifty six, and then a Masta Kila of Wu
Tang clan is fifty six as well. Your part of
birthday today is Naomi Swan and she's been pounded more
than a judge's gabup Wow and two hundred and fifty
three fine films, including Squirting Vibes, Volume one, Vibe Lesbian
Reconditioning Camp. Oh oh, she was in. Naomi keeps her secret.

(20:36):
Naomi keeps his secrets inside of her all right? What
what that secret is? Yeah? Feet and anal treat for
Valentine's Day. Also a bunch of other feet flicks as well.
You might be interested in these. She was in, Submit
to my hands and feet. Uh huh, smell my stinky souls,
you cheating ass and who can forget her unforgettable role

(20:59):
and gaghard on our feet?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Bitch?

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, bit romantic realt. That's Naomi Swan, who is twenty
six years old today. I met your porn a birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Monday morning. Look
at what's happening around the world of entertainment. You're on
the Woody Show. It's another new hour insensitivity training for

(21:25):
a politically correct world. It's a Monday morning. It's August
the eighteenth, twenty twenty five. My name is Woody. That
is great, Gory wood We got a menace.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
What is up?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Gina grad is here. Good morning to you, Sea Bass.
We've got Sammy Morgan is here. The phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four Wooding. If you said
us a text if you'd like over to two to
nine eight seven. Sea Bass was at the gathering of
the Juggalos this weekend, mean the annual pilgrimage. It's in Ohio,

(21:58):
still right.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
Think they're gonna stick in Ohio because it's it migrates,
it has migrated around the country.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
But because of all they got a really good thing
in Ohio.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
They found a home.

Speaker 9 (22:08):
Right, because they're all illegality that happens there, they often
run into problems with the venues. But I think they've
got a like you said, they've kind of gotten a
nice balance at this place. It's called Legend Valley outside
of Columbus.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
It's kind of lawless.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Oh it's well, we'll get into it later. But yeah,
there's no loss.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah, so we're going to have tomorrow on the show,
we'll have some audio nice you know that you'll get
to hear what was kind of going on. He did
post a couple of things on social media over the weekend.
The Miss Juggalo pageant or whatever jug Juggle pageant it went.
It went as you would expect, love trash being thrown.

(22:48):
So is that your weekend cheer and jeer? Well, the
cheer actually goes to the flight back. I was on
Wonderful American Airlines. Yeah, and I walk into the lavatory
for tonight. You know it smells like coffee in here. Well,
what's happened is the stewardesses they took one of the
coffee flight attendants the same thing they take one of

(23:10):
the coffee bags.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
It's and it's not like those plastic bags. It's like
the open sort of a mesh ones that you just
toss in and they hung it on the little code
rack in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
And it was lovely.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I feel like we I feel like we brought that up.
There was like a flight attendant talking about some of
the things that they do and with the coffee thing,
I heard I've heard that before. I can't remember. We
talked about it already. It seems like absorbs and also
gives off just just a face into coffee.

Speaker 9 (23:38):
And that that that's thing you want when you're dealing
with that sort of stuff, right, And it.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Was quite lovely.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
Like what you said that, it's like, didn't haven't I
heard this somewhere, but I've never seen it.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Done before until this weekend. You know, if coffee grounds
can throw off drug stiffing dogs, why can't it throw
off the smell of a turd coffee, an ape and
an airplane lavatory?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
It was it was quite nice.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
But the jeers are to all the fights I saw
at the Gathering of the Juggles. I've been to the gathering,
you know, ten times or whatever. And that's the one
thing you don't see a lot of. You see people
dying of overdoses, you see stuff, you see.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Nudity, you see you.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
See just the most the wretches of humanity, But you don't.
I haven't seen really fight fights. And I saw numerous ones,
including the one we posted on the Woody Show Instagram,
just breaking out left.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
And right, and it was all about love.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
Well, it's funny because you say that and then like
even before I got there, because it opens up on
like Wednesday, I'm seeing posts on all their forums like hey,
whoever robbed my camp site last night?

Speaker 5 (24:35):
It's one of those things.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
They preached one thing, but at their cored Let's not
forget juggalos are poor white trash, so true they will
behave in such a manner.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
All right, weekend cheers and jeers, Greg Gory, Well overall.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Just a great weekend, A mix between chilling and sex,
you know, like you guys, really good. But a special
cheer to mother f and pretzel buns. Man. I god,
I wanted a simple, boring dinner. I had no time.
I said, you know, I'm just gonna grab a sandwich,
and I did it on a pretzel bun. I haven't
had one of those in ages.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Incredible Heaven sent cheers to pretzel buns and King Hawaiian Gods.
They make some pretzel buns. Yeah, they have pretzel buns
slider size. They have pretzel bun like regular hamburger bun size.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Like a chunky salt on.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, and it's so good. I think it was because
we recently talked about them, and I'm like I was
just drawn to it. They're kind of dry.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Yeah, not my favorite.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
I know why because there's actual like flavor and substance
to the pretzeling. And he hates wheat rice wheat. It's
like a I don't know what if that is, like
yeas caramelizing.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Heaven sent my jeers is a total downer. So my
brother died almost six months ago to the day and
his headstone just arrived and got installed. So my parents
went to put flowers on it and sent me a
photo of the headstone and it just made it real.
It's just weird. It's very weird.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Very literal marker.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
And when you do a kitchen remodel, you can get
kitchen countertops made of courts in about a week. Let's
just say give or take form measuring to template to
install a headstone, that's what twelve by eight takes six months.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
It's crazy. There's certain things that just take a like
like an inappropriate amount of time for what they are.
You're like, really, it's gonna say that long for that.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
To laser etch a piece of rock.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Do they write something on it?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Just name dates? And then the memory eternal which is
like a Russian kind of phrase and then across I'm.

Speaker 9 (26:42):
Seeing six to twelve weeks on average, Ye's backed up.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
And you're just in general, like, how are you doing
with the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Pretty good overall? I mean I'm accepting it, and I'm
focusing on anger instead of sadness, so and that, honestly
it helps, really, Yeah, like anger in what way? Like
like I feel hm like not that oh god, this
is how do I express it? Almost like he blew it, Like,
come on, you had chances you this didn't have to happen. Yeah,

(27:14):
kind of feeling. So it's kind of like leaning towards
the anger instead of sadness. But then I do get
sad when I remember things from childhood, when we talk about,
oh remember when you were in high school and you
did X, Y and Z. He's the only person that
knows all this stuff and I can't talk about it
with him, So that's when the sadness comes in. So
then I go back to anger.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
Yeah, it's healthier, it's health motivating.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, well but you seem overall, you seem yeah better.
I mean that happens, right, I mean just yeah, time
goes by, and you know, the pain is less unless
you choose to acknowledge it, you know, and then you
have to, you know, get yourself out of that well.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
And I think I might have said this before, but
this image always helped me with There's like a ball
in a jar, and the ball is the grief, and
the jar is just you.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
And the ball doesn't.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Get smaller, but the jar gets bigger, so your life
starts filling back up again.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
And that's that's helped me with my dad.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Paul and jar.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
Yeah, the ball, it's the grief al always be there,
but your life just gets bigger again.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
And Gina's angry at her brother all the time too,
So you guys have so much in common. Sammy weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
My tears is.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
I got to see my parents and my family this weekend,
which was great.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
I haven't seen them in a while. And my best
friend also came to town. Got to see her and
her daughters and that was a lot of fun. My
jears is I went to a theme park and lost
my car.

Speaker 7 (28:40):
What because for like two hours.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
I did end up finding it, but I had got
I had parked, I had got basically to the U
and I realized that I never even yeah, well I
realized that I never even.

Speaker 7 (28:57):
Looked to see where I parked.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
It occurts me, that'll get.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
He didn't forget, Oh I was F four or whatever.
I just didn't even look.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
What dumb I know.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Two hours well, this is what happened.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
I walked around the level I thought I was on
for an hour and I'm I'm hitting my block button
to hear my car. Everyone else is doing that too,
and then fireworks start going off and I can't hear anything.
So I walked around for an hour couldn't find it,
and then I had to go ask someone who worked
there to help me, and they had to get on

(29:29):
their little radio and find a guy on a bike
who went through the whole level for me, looking for
my license plate number.

Speaker 7 (29:35):
And he came back and he was like, it's not
on this level.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Try again, So he checked the level below it, and
he finally found it and just like came up, you know,
rode his bike up to me as I waited and
was like, your car's at row F four And I
was like, okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
But I always hours if I go to a place
like that, I always take a photo.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, like I.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
But again, I didn't forget what it was I never
even looked my.

Speaker 10 (29:59):
Blue tooth when you drive in your car, like with
your phone, because my phone sometimes when I park, it'll
tell me on my phone like you parked.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Oh yeah, I've never set it up, but I have
seen that message pop up on my phone before.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, on the iPhone, it'll.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Tell you sometimes fancy enough to have Bluetooth in my car?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
PLA, No, but you should do. Why don't you borrow?
I want a Gina's eight billion air tags.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
I'd be happy to give you an air Just.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Throw it in the car and that way you'll never
lose your car.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
The thing is is I don't have eye cloud, and
so my AirPods were in my car. If I had
eye cloud to be able to just see where my AirPods.

Speaker 7 (30:34):
Were, I would have found my car. Just start hooking
this and I don't like use any of that.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Wait, so wait, why why do you need the cloud
to see where your air pods are? Because you should
should just be under underfind my right like you have
an Apple.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
I don't have fine mine because I don't have If
you don't have I Cloud, you don't have fine mine.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Guy.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Anybody who had I thought anybody who had an iPhone,
you had like an Apple ID.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
You I don't have a fine mine.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Maybe she'd it doesn't work, I mean like I can
see it, but it's all grated out and it doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
You can't turn it on. Maybe just off. You've got
to have I know, I didn't know that was I mean,
I knew you could turn to find my off, but
not to where like you couldn't use it even if
you wanted. She's definitely prepared her. This is also a
person who just lost her car, so suspend.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Never lost my car before.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I was so.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Sad and felt like my brain doesn't work anymore.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
You had to call an adult to help you.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
I know, on a bike, I still find my on
the fun people in the text helped me out, like.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Can you just not have it?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Well, you could turn it off if you don't want.

Speaker 8 (31:43):
It, but she doesn't have any memories right now, I
can't click on it or do probably.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Because it's off. But I mean, you've got to be
logged into your rich On Tech, right but you've got
to be logged into your iCloud do you.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
Have I don't have I Cloud?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Okay, but then you set up your phone.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Hold on.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
She might not have like extra space in iCloud, but
she definitely has like a log in.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Yes, exactly, that's what I'm saying. You get the apps right, Exactly.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
I have a log in, but I don't have iCloud.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
You don't need one. iCloud has nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
But when it comes to that, my cloud is basically
like a drop box.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Correct your Apple ID. Open up her phone, menace. Just
just open up the phone. No, no, just just click,
just click on settings because at the top it'll show
like if she's logged into her Apple account. If she's not,
then that's the thing. You would log into that and
just turn on find my. It can't turn on find
my unless it has that that log in, Like she's

(32:40):
she's got to have a log in. There was something
else really weird that she didn't realize. Oh, when we
try to talk you through like setting using your phone
as like a mobile hotspot.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Yes, you did have to show my head that my
phone actually didn't have it. I had to go to
Verizon for them to put it onto my phone.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Yeah, which I'd never heard of that before either. The
thing yeah, not today's maybe ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Oh, well, you got to go to Verizon and have
them turn that feature. Right. It reminds me, dude, there
is all the you know these cars now they have
subscription services. You've heard like were BMW, Mercedes, I can't
remember which one seats. Yeah, Like you pay a subscription,
like a monthly subscription, and that will give you access
to what's already installed in the car, heated seats or

(33:23):
other things like that.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
This nicolin diming has to stop.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Yeah, So Volkswagen has debuted a subscription plan that will
allow you to pay extra so your car could go faster.
What gets the new Volkswagen ID three electric car. It's
got two hundred and twenty eight horse power, but they've
made it so unless you pay twenty dollars a month,
you only get access to two hundred and one of

(33:48):
the two hundred and twenty eight horse power.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
I hate this so much. This is absolute bull issue.

Speaker 11 (33:54):
Now.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
The spin is it gives people options, and they claim
that nothing new because you know, gas cars have been
offering engines of the same size, but have some have
more potency than others.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Nothing new, they say, no.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
But here's the thing, like, when you buy the car,
it's not like the end, Like I didn't buy a
car that had a v IT engine, and I only
opted for the V six, and therefore I can't use
the full potential. That's like, you buy the car. Whatever
you buy is on the car, is what you have
access to.

Speaker 8 (34:22):
Because they've been looking at the stupid airplane you know, models,
and now they're like, we can get it on there.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Because if your Volkswagen, like you've already put the quote
expense of whatever the feature, option equipment or whatever that's
in there. Now, if I choose not to subscribe, you've
you're gonna eat that cost. Like why even put it
in there if it's gonna be an option? Yeah, it's
just something that doesn't cost them anymore. They just decided
this is something they can throttle it, you know, the

(34:47):
same way that somebody's companies do with your internet speed.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Right, they throttle it. Thank you for not throtting some
kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Well, the extra speed will cost you two hundred and
twenty five dollars a year, or you could pay a
one time fee to unlock it for life for eight
hundred and eighty.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Yeah, insane. So I looked at Sammy's phone, Okay, and
right off the bat. I see one issue that I
didn't I didn't press on it, but for the location services,
she hasn't accepted the terms of service.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Okay, so you didn't turn it on.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
And there's someone who was always afraid of getting kidnapped, Like,
how you not have that on?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:28):
What if some guy's coming to buy your socks? Yeah,
and then we'll just pick you up and put you
in his pocket, and then nobody's gonna know where you
are because you never agreed to the terms of service
for location.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, that's problem number one.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Let's start. Let's let's start there. You should definitely have
fined my activated, Like if you look for your phone
or in this case, like you were able to find
your car with the AirPods.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
That were there.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
I know I would.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Yeah, I had it at some point and then I
just didn't and I didn't know why.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
They updated it and didn't do anything.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break. We got
some more Woody show, brand new neckt news that's coming
up for your next hang up.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I don't know. I had a screenshot of.

Speaker 9 (36:04):
It in my head otherwise known as a memory a.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Graphic man just before I add all these screenshots flashed
before back this is get to the red neck news
here in a second. You did I give you the
birthday gift for.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Your steps Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I had like a little moment there. I'm like, oh, okay,
did I bring that in because my wife left it
for me? Goes, Oh, make sure you bring this in
and give it the Geina tomorrow. I got, all right,
So what the hell is it? Yeah, it's a birthday
gift for her stepson.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Oh especially, that doesn't sound like a woody move to
Yeah right, yeah, like wait up, no.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
No, no, no, that was really nice.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
But then I couldn't remember if I actually brought it.
I do something right by the door, and then you
get to work. You're like, yeah, how did I.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
I have to start putting on in front of the door,
so I'll trip on it if I don't hang it
on the door.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Sometimes I'll I'll get here, leave in the car, you know,
something stupid like that. Yeah, there was like a birthday
part of.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
This week theme.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
The theme was Gina files a police report at the
birthday party.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
That was the theme.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
It ended up being the theme.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Yeah, oh wait, but so it wasn't that your house.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
It was like a trampoline park.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
That's right, the cops.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
I had to file a police report.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
I wish the cops came because the kids are messing
around having a good time. And then my kid and
his little friend come like scurraying out of the little
like bouncy play playground thing.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
And they're like leady leay, because that's what he calls me.

Speaker 8 (37:31):
Look what I found, And it was an empty envelope
with his name on it, with like the card kind
of ripped up from this from the kid he was with,
and no gift card to be found. And so I'm like,
how how did this happen? And then I start gathering info,
you know, I would go into full true crime mode.
And then somebody, one of the parents at the party
says they saw a group of like punk punk ass teens.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Teens.

Speaker 8 (37:58):
Oh my god, these like little rass schools milling around
with you. They're like stupid broccoli haircuts and like dumb gasses.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
And then they was there like a gift table.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
I guess, yes, but we were told we were in
a secured area. Sure's just put it on the table.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
Well, this other teenager, yeah, the other teenager the teens
aren't supposed to be up thereside job.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
This is just for the kids.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
So I go to our like helper and I go,
this just happened, and she's like legally fourteen. The girl
that works there, like she doesn't know what to do,
and so I go, well, there's a camera right here
and a camera right here, like, kid, is there footage?

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Can I go watch it?

Speaker 12 (38:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
No, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
I mean I'll go see if the managers can watch it.

Speaker 8 (38:39):
I'm like, okay, well, you know, hurry it up because
the teens are here and they're taking over the whole place.
The teens are messing with everybody. So they come back
like forty five minutes later. I'm like, so what did
we find and she goes, well, I didn't get to
watch it, but my manager watched it, and she said,
if you'd like to fill out a police report, they'll
hand over the footage.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
All right, are you.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Gonna find these guys or you know, I mean you
got any promising uh leads?

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Or yeah, yeah sure, yeah, I'll just check with a
voice don at the crime lab.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, I got four more detectives working on the case.
The guy is working in ships.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Lead for your gift cards.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Really, I'm gonna fill out a police report when I
could just like shake down the punk here. Now they
were so afraid I was going to like start like
kicking teenage ass, but they wouldn't point him out.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
I mean at that point, like why didn't bother with
the hassle of the police report over a gift card
from a kid's birthday party? Didn't take the whole table
full of stats.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Because I am down to ruin this kid's childhood.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Because that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
If it's me, whatever, it's fine. If it's my kid,
I got all the time in the world to lunch
and investment.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
So kid, it's the person who got the gift card,
and that's okay.

Speaker 8 (40:02):
So the best part is the person she was pissed too,
the one who's who gave him the gift card that's
already been canceled, so they're not going to be able
to use it, which actually sucks. You can do that apparently, Yeah,
they called the store if you have the gift re
seat especially, but I'm kind of mad about that because
if they used it, then they be on for like
fraud charge.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
They're never gonna You're speaking is if they're ever going
to figure this pervestigate that.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
No, that is the problem a police report for twenty
five dollars. You could have just pointed the kid out
so I would have taken care of it.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Uh. And that's my point is that you're not gonna
know who it is, like if you know if I'm saying,
if you had figured out who took it and then
you decided to present charge, I'm fully in support of that.
I'm saying, I'm fully in support of that. The idea
that it's in the wind. You're never going to figure
it out. And now I got to go through the
hassle filling out a police report for something. What a

(40:55):
waste of time.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
So see best, the only way to make them feel
the pain on this go to the new news.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
Oh, I'm not kidding, little kid stories, little kid crap,
protect your poor or something.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Yeah, let them let them hand place.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Because that's the thing, is that a policy like this
happened on your property five minutes ago, and we're just
gonna let.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
This go like that.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
It's enraged.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
I guarantee one of the local stations will pick this up.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
Well, I know what I'm doing this afternoon well, I
feel the business will hate to Yeah, they just allow
that right here.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Because that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
It's not about the money, it's that we were you're
gonna steal from my kid. Oh now I'm taking my
earrings off, like I'm taking my shoes out.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
This is ethical.

Speaker 9 (41:46):
But maybe if you have a like, if you know
somebody as a kid who's got like an issue or something,
have them kid stand.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
The mountain the wheelchair.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
You should like these young the brother from something about
Mary yea perfect You should have handled this like we
handled it.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
When I worked at the cell phone store, this teenager
grabbed one of the employee's cell phones and put it
in his pocket and we started we noticed I was missing,
so we started calling it and it was ringing, and
the guys, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
What it is.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
So we said, basically, dude, just hand over the phone
or you're gonna walk outside and we're gonna beat your ass.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Right, and then the kid you have choice, yeah, choices.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
And then the kid that he got scared and handed
the phone on.

Speaker 8 (42:27):
That would have been great, but there were so many
young punk teens there with broccoli cuts.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
They all were the same because they only.

Speaker 8 (42:34):
Took over like the basketball are special the kids out
because there's can.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Be if like you're all hanging out at the trampoline,
that's a great question.

Speaker 8 (42:43):
But they're all like fifteen to seventeen years old. There's
you know, there's different sections. There's like the bouncy house,
you know, the ballpit whatever, and they all.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Took over the coup stairs was the gift card.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
It was target target ticket. Yeah, to a ten year
old is a big deal. So I will keep you
posted because you know I love some true crime.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
What a stupid policy? Can't show you the video?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
I'm here now, I can take care of this. Now,
that's not a policy, that's say I don't want things
to escalate.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Yeah, everyone that worked there was like sixteen. Yeah, you'll
see who it is and then you'll confront them.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
And there must be some great and powerful as in
the back, because every person that came up to me
was like, well, I didn't see it, but I was
told by my manager.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
I'm like, well, bring out this mass.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
A weak security team monitoring all the cameras in the back.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Nobody talks to the manager.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
You have to have to fob in exactly yeah, only
after passing a background check, though, can you go into
the security room at the trampoline park?

Speaker 5 (43:43):
And by the way, this party wasn't free. These are
price here gathering Any.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Of your kind of kid party places are a ripoff.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
So at the very least, maybe give me twenty five bucks.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
All right, time for a brand new redneck news show.
If you pay for your honeymoon with Laurel Mouth.

Speaker 13 (44:01):
That's Nick News.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
And today's redneck news. It's from Memphis, Tennessee. Where you
got this fifty one year old fellow who got into
a veribal dispute with his old lady. According to the report,
she told him that she was fixing to leave him.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Wow, he didn't like that.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
So they're arguing like happy couples do. Things escalated, at
which point the soon to be ex wife decided that
she had had enough, but that she tried to walk out.
He stopped her, He blocked the door. They argued even more,
and at some point he shot her in the belly
and he told her, I've told you stopped playing with me.
But now he knew. He was like, now I gotta

(44:40):
get you some mouth on a kind of you know,
shooting her. Yeah, So he got her into the car,
and like the gentleman he is, he drove her to
the hospital himself.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Oh what a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
However, he decided to make one quick little stop on
the way to.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Get some beer.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
No word of what he is. Yeah he knows outside
also like uh, emergency rooms never quick, you know, you
might go out and.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Have like a couple of car beers.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
His His old lady eventually made it to the hospital,
told them all about how she ended up with a
new hole in her body. The cops, they were called
the rest of the husband. He tried to tell him
that he didn't mean to shoot her, that the gun.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Quote just kind of went off too.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
So he's been charged with domestic assault, second degree attempted murder,
and because he already had a record, he was also
charged as a felon in possession of firearms. Good times,
they're in Memphis, Tennessee, where a fella shot his wife
and then stopped for beer on the way to the hospital.
And that is today He's raid Nick one quick err yeah,

(45:49):
hey man, we're gonna stop off here quick, yeah right quick?
We got more what he showed next, Hang on.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Show, Mike Pluction is out of a urine urine.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Everyone in this room means vitamin deep.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
A little lower, a little slower. You want to oil
them down, sunning their buttholes?

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Wow, chugging the sun. Pretty much all deficient.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Indeed, sorry, I'm a little selves. Are you down the
d or not?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Give it to me all day long.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
So Gina was telling the story about how for her
step son's birthday party, they had a trampoline place and
at some point some no good team stole one of
the birthday cards with a gift card to target inside
of it, and it was now missing. The torn, empty
envelope was found, so evidence.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
You gotta get this disposed.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Yeah, and genaphalody police report because the trampoline place would
not give her any information about what was seen on video,
because there are video cameras all over those places everywhere. Yeah,
now you would be interested. I'm sure to hear that.
Over in New Jersey there's one local town who are
taking a problem with bad kids to a new level
because they have passed a law that holds parents legally

(47:05):
responsible if their kid under eighteen breaks the law.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Love it sweet?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Now, as a parent, I hate it because you know,
here's the thing they have. People always like to say, well,
you got to you go blame the parents. Well, no,
there are plenty of people who are really good parents,
and you teach your kids right and wrong, and they
still make dumb decisions because their brain.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Is half baked, true, and they want to be like
their friends.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
They make they make dumb decisions, peer pressure things like that.
That's the whole point of you know, when you're a kid,
you make poor decisions and you learn from your hopefully
learn from your mistakes. But uh, I mean they've done
this in some extreme cases where shooting someone's like a
shooter and they got the you know, it was a
gift from their this gun was a gift from their dad,
or you know, the parents didn't keep the guns locked

(47:49):
up in the house. And think that I understand, right,
But on some of these other things, like if they
if the parents got picked up because their kids stole
Jena's gift card, hang them high anyway. Parents who fail
to stop their kids from committing a crime could face
up to ninety days in jail in the two thousand
dollars fine. And this law is after a brawl broke
out between some no good teens and some young adults.

(48:11):
Last year, they left three cops with minor injuries, and
the local politicians and stuff say that the goal of
the law is simple to keep kids accountable and make
sure their parents step up.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
But how can you prove that the parents knew about it?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
It's a great question.

Speaker 9 (48:25):
Something tells me this they only this is only to
get whipped out when it's a habitual offender. When you're like,
this is the fifth time we brought this kid in.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
You have a kid always in the streets at eleven
o'clock at night, right, it's ten o'clock. Do you know
where your children are? No? No, I mean one time.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Yeah, the kid's being an idiot five times no.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
And if you're in a brawl, kind you know that's
a certain type of kid.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
They just don't find the one thing that the kid
actually cares about and loves and then just starting to
take it away. What if it's brawling, Yeah yeah, what
if they.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Really love to fight? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (48:55):
Actually, my good teens, what they love is being no
good teens, that's what they love. They love, they love,
they love if they live side the street car side
show beaten up, they've beaten up people if they're bigger kids, vandals,
drinking forties, that's what they love.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Yeah, that's right. Eight seven seven forty four Woody, And
we are beginning another new hour Insensitivity Training for a
politically correct World, Monday morning, August the eighteenth, twenty twenty five.
Thank you for being here giving us some of your

(49:33):
valuable time. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Wooding.
You can send us a text if you'd like, send
your text over to to nine eight seven some weekend
cheers and jeers. I'll start with with mine, and I'm
gonna I'm gonna start with jeers. Actually, oh no, I

(49:54):
would like to give my jeers to all the slander
of the cruise in industry that I've been hearing. It
seems like a lot of people just love to crap
on cruises these days. They do and like, oh, you
couldn't pay me enough to go on a cruise, well,
then don't go on a cruise. But people see these
stories of things that happened on cruises, they're like, oh,
just another example why I'll never go on a cruise.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
You realize that stuff happens everywhere, right, it does? Yeah, now,
if you don't like the idea of being on the
boat in the water, well then okay for you, then
it's not for you. But I'll give you an example.
Two people died over the weekend in separate incidences on
the Carnival Cruise line. They have their private destination in
the Bahamas. And the first victim was a seventy nine

(50:40):
year old man who went snorkling at the beach and
he became unresponsive, and so they did the CPR thing.
He didn't make it. Oh second victim, seventy four year
old woman unresponsive in the swimming pool, also given CPR,
didn't make it. Now, these happened within like a three
hour span, because it's just that one stop that day
at their private island. See another reason I'm never one

(51:02):
persons seventy nine, the other person's seventy four. They had
heart attacks or drown it. That happens everywhere, that's hotels. Yeah,
that has no indictment on cruising or whatever. It's just
how people use things too. So I can't take this
slander of cruises any longer. We've talked about this for years.

(51:24):
Something becomes a hot topic. Oh you use and then
that's the only news that you hear. Yeah, people don't
accidentally go overboard on cruise ships either, So you have
to be doing something that you're not supposed to be doing.
It's not like you can just trip in the build.
The railing is only four inches off the ground and
you went tumbling over it. You have to be climbing

(51:44):
up on something, doing something, jumping, intentionally pushing some on. So, yeah,
the slander of the cruise industry, I believe must stop.
We Yeah, it's it's really weak.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
I hate that.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Now.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
My my cheers goes to Denzel Washington. Oh, I mean,
who doesn't like Denzel Washington.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
He's cool.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
But he was doing this interview and the clip is
going around a lot here the last few days, and
he was asked about and I got to believe that
cancel culture is kind of over now, right. Yeah, it
seems like people and we were talking about it when
it was at its height of you know, somebody says
or does something you don't like, so therefore you try

(52:23):
to burn them to the ground. Oh yeah, you want
them homeless, you want them a jobless, You want all
their friends and family to shun them, and people and
companies and everything for the longest time were really bending
knee to anybody who was trying to make a big
stink about something.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Right, But then they found out they can't bend their
need that many times.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Right.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
But then it became so much that at some point
the companies had to be like, you know what, we
can't this is ridiculous and so fatig And so you
have seen even really big, super conservative companies start to say, like,
all right, whatever. So I think that that, thank god trend,
if you want to call it, is over. But this

(53:04):
woman still asked Denzel Washington about canceled culture, and I
thought his response was great. So cheers to Denzel Washington.
Here's his coin unquote canceled.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (53:15):
It means you lose public support.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Who cares?

Speaker 14 (53:18):
What made public support so important to begin with?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I don't care who's following.

Speaker 14 (53:22):
You can't lead and follow at the same time, And
you can't follow and lead at the same time. I
don't follow anybody, forget being followed. You can't be canceled
if you haven't signed up.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
I'm like, what a great way to put that. Yeah, yeah,
he cares.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Like what does that meant? What's public support.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Yeah, oh no, right, am I no longer going to
be a multi millionaire. But what if people think that
you're X, Y Z whatever ist? You know, Well, yeah,
like okay.

Speaker 9 (53:52):
Or Gina does raise a good point that it's easy
to say that when you're set, Yeah, when you're when
you're on the other side of the hill, it's really
easy to say that.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
But it's also nice to see rich people not pandering.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
But it's also nice that I think we've come more
to a place, more more so than we've been in
a long time, where we can agree to disagree. You
don't have to like everything that somebody says or does.
And the world keeps spinning, the sun keeps coming up
the same way it has forever, and life goes on
like you have to. It's not all about your feelings

(54:26):
and how you feel about something. We get right, Yeah,
and so that whole thing, and people just felt so empowered.
I heard another great line. I wish I could remember.
It was about social media because they're doing it for reposts. Yeah,
it's the worst thing about social media is that we've
given a platform to the dumbest people, indeed, you know,
the most sensitive whatever people, and just you know, like, yeah,

(54:47):
I thought that was another quote has nothing to do
with a canceled culture, but I thought it was a
really good quote. You know, I'm a good collector of quotes.
This is good. It was a conversation between Rain Wilson
and who played Andy Barnard on the Office at Helms,
and they were talking about how what what a great
experience it was filming the office.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Did you see this?

Speaker 4 (55:08):
I know?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Okay, yeah, I know the quote.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Yeah, and I'm like, that's that's also so I immediately
wrote it down and I guess Andy Bernard in one
of the episodes said this, and Rain Wilson said, man,
what a what a great quote, And he's something he
thinks about all the time and you can apply it
to your life. The quote is I wish there was
a way to know you're in the good old days

(55:32):
before you're actually left them, before you've actually left them.
So like, I wish there was a way to know
you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Someday you'll be thinking back to and it could be
this time right now, because this could be the good
old days that you will refer to.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
But when you're in it.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
You don't necessarily stop to realize it, right, totally. Yeah,
weekend cheers and jeers, what about uc vass Well, I
will say, oh yeah, wait, we already had years.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
I will say, there's my bad, my bad coffee, my bad,
my bad Gina grad.

Speaker 8 (56:07):
Yeah, cheers to a big, glorious, festivities filled weekend for
my kid's birthday.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Big success.

Speaker 8 (56:15):
In laws came to town, lots of festivities. You know,
I go, I go all out for this kid because
it's fun. And did a you know party with the
friends at a trampoline park, and did the home party
with the family and decorated and at some point that
stuff has to come down, so it's a.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Lot of fun.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
He got an old school game boy that he's been
begging for from like nineteen ninety seven. He loves old
school gaming devices, oh seven, so many old school gaming devices,
and he was thrilled to get it.

Speaker 12 (56:44):
Jeers.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
Two crappy parents who RSVP yes to children's birthday parties
and then flake at the last minute with their child.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
I think that is so awful.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
Why because first of all, there's a head count. I guys,
I got to pay for the these little rug rats
which other way? And also it's just rude, like do
it to me.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
I don't care. But again the kids like, oh, it's
so and so coming up a basketball game. Wait, where's
so so up?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Okay said they were coming.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
It's so it's just rude and not due to a
child rampant right now, I feel like because other parents
don't know that four other kids just did that.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Six yeah six wow kids, Oh, don't hate me. I'm like, well,
I'm pretty pissed.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Yeah, how many? How many kids showed up?

Speaker 8 (57:25):
Like it was supposed to be fifteen kids? So nine
and it was following it was great. But it's just like,
it's just it's so unbelievably rude and and I have
to and I'll back it up by saying that there
was this little girl last year in my kids class
that nobody liked.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
She was a pain in the ass. She was always
you know, sent out to the hallway.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
She was a terror, and she was having a birthday
party and the mom sent out all you know, crickets.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Because it's all these chats.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
I feel so bad for them. And guess what it's like,
there's old kid, you know what I mean, Like, no
one shows up at the birthday party. I'm telling you,
it's the same way I felt about that Burger King menace.
It was that empathy, that same level empathy, Like right,
go by the Burger King and I'd see nobody in
the parking lot and nobody in the drive. I'm like, huh,
and here's you're and so to.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
My husband not me because i was like I don't know.

Speaker 8 (58:18):
My husband's like, everybody, get your shoes, we're going and
we're going to you know, RSVP, and it's going to
be great.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
And my kid's like, I'm not even friends with her.
She's mean to me and my husband to U.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Cred says, she needs a friend, and you're going to
be that friend that shows up at the birthday.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
And we had a great time with skating. You had
roller skating and.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
We had a the whole place yourself.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
It was fun and she was so thrilled to have
a couple of kids.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
From school there and nice little So it's like you
do it.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
You it goes both ways.

Speaker 8 (58:44):
You show up when for a kid, especially if you
have RSVP'd jeers to parents, do not do that.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
That's really really hard.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
You think it's probably the parents doing this now. Now,
the parents that didn't make it, they still send a
gift one because that's what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
You send the gift. Look, I didn't want to go,
but sometimes that happen. But I get that.

Speaker 8 (59:07):
But for six kids, I think Sammy's right. I think
it's just the culture of like, eh, right, and I
had too much going on today.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
I'm like, then you know what you uh menace weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
I watched a couple of movies. One of them that
I've been wanting to watch is called Freaky Tales. It's
available on HBO Max. It's basically like pulp fiction or
kill Bill, but like punk rock and hip hop themed,
really really good.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
And then I went to the theaters and I saw
a Freakier Friday.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Sammy hasn't even done that.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
I really enjoyed it. And the thing, the funny thing
that's coming out of this movie is there's a lot
of interviews for pre promotion for the movie and Jamie
Lee Curtis is like wearing some outfit from the movie
and are like cans, are like.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
Huge, she got Grandma cans. I don't know like all
over the interne.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
I'm a gentleman, so I would never notice something like that,
but like disgusting that you would even notice that.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
Trading spaces where she plays a prostitute, her cans were nowhere.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
You not you? Yeah, check it out, guys, check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
She's a late balloom.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Cams. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
And then my jeers is. I went to Walmart and
it was popping.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
It was full of people, huge lines.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
I guess you know, everybody got paid so they're going there,
and all the items that I want were not available.
So I went there to get some like shreaded chicken.
There's a shredded chicken box. I like getting us available everywhere.
It's called del Reel.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Have you seen them?

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Yeah, they't have like uh like short rib and all
kinds of stuff like yeah, grocery, yeah, there are every
grocery store.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
They didn't have that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
And then I like getting my little my little bars
of uh stack bars. And then they didn't have the
mixed variety package. Oh my god, probably just a madhouse
if you wanted to be real, but yeah, they didn't
have any of the stuff. So I was like, oh,
that was a giant waste of time. So then I left,
But I mean, you've just gone to the other Walmart.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Yeah, I would have just went to the other Walmart
or Target, but I was like, guy, it's too late
in the day, so I'm going to go today. But
it is good though that everybody was shopping the economy. Well,
hope you guys had a great weekend. Thank you for
checking in. Starting your week with the Woodies Show. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Woodie.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
You can send us a text if you like, checking
over to two two nine eighty seven. Now back to
the Woody Show. Another great quote somebody had sent over
on the text eight o five says, Hey, wood and
Gang just got back from a first time trip to Europe.
Sweet was that I couldn't listen. It was that I
didn't have time. Sorry, man, I drank a lot of beer. Hey, Woody,
I have a great quote.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
This is a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
The object is to die young as as old as possible.
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
At first, I was like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
That's good because like can you figure, like, yeah, you
could be one hundred years old, but you can't move.
Everything hurts, yeah you know, yeah, yeah, the object is
a die young as.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Old as possible. That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
And then I mentioned Denzel Washington. He was my cheers
the interview. In that same interview, he had a good
quote too. He said, I have faith in God, I
have hope in Man.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
True like that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Yeah, I have faith in God, I have hope in Man.
All right, it's a Monday morning. It's time for some
trending news headlines. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
Well, Ukrainian President Zelenski is headed to the White House
and he's bringing some backup since President Trump invited other
European leaders to attend to have back to Ukraine and
what to make sure Ukraine is getting bullied into a ceasefire.
Zelenski says they have a desire to end the war
quickly and reliably, while Trump is urging Ukraine to make
a deal because quote, Russia is a very big power,

(01:02:55):
end you are not. Trump and Bootin met in Alaska
over the weekend to chat about a ceasefire. But Poo
doesn't seem too ready to make it happen.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
So we'll see.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
The movie Weapons came out on top in the box
office again for the second week in a row. I
really want to see that it had a forty three
percent drop off, which apparently is surprising since word of
mouth and social media has been so strong.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I have been hearing word of mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Yeah, same, Freaky or Friday stayed strong, finishing second.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Over the top.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
And Nobody Too, which I didn't even realize had come out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
That's the Oh god, this is what do you?

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
What do you?

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
I forgot Corner movie? Yeah, exactly, uh, Bob Odenkirk, Yeah,
Nobody came out. Oh yeah, this is Nobody too. You
love Nobody?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, I remember. That's a good make a violent one. Yes,
was good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Yeah, really love Reagan Woody movie.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Yeah, that debut yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
And The Fantastic Four finished fourth. Bad Guys Too rounded
out the top five.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
By the way, I want to continue my going back
and watching old eighties movies, and I was gonna watch
Short Circuit. You can't rent it anywhere, you can only
buy it, but I didn't want to own it, not
that I means it was ten bucks Johnnystale live, you know, yeah,
Johnny five alive. So I'll do it eventually, but I'm like,
I guess you don't really own those movies though.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
When you buy you that's what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
Temporary. Yeah, because they can. They could take it off
the service at any time and then you no longer
have it. I saw an article about how they're encouraging people,
like the Hollywood studios and executives and stuff. They're encouraging
people to buy physical copies of movies that you really
want to have, as opposed to just buying it in
the digital form and do what with them.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
We don't have players your DVD player, I don't have.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
One, well, because then you know, these things happen where
all of a sudden it's not on Apple anymore, or
wherever you digitally purchased it, like, and all of a
sudden it's no longer available. I went back and forth
over the weekend because they still want to see Superman
right now, it's for rent for nineteen ninety nine. Wait,
the one that's in now right now?

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
You can rent it?

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
You can?

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
Yeah, because like, if your whole family watches it for twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Bucks, it's better than going to the theater and Woodie
for short circuit free on tub By the way oh commercials.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Yeah, no, I'd rather pay the ten bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
And it's true, what do you expect?

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
It's good that break your slogans.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
It's yeah, it's too expect.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
Very sad news for Greg's legal twin, Terence Stamp.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Oh oh, yes, so many times.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
He passed over the weekend eight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I'm not broken up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
So he was your uncle or what legal clone?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
I don't. Yeah, he was my legal twin. Yes, I
say this to me when you know I will for it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:50):
Yeah, General Zod and Superman one and two. Yeah, and
also earned an well he was Billy Budd and Billy Budd?

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
How many years ago was that look alike?

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
No cause of death has been announced, but family confirmed
his passing, said he leaves behind an extraordinary body of work,
both as an actor and a writer that will continue
to touch and inspire people and let my legacy live
on through Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Yeah what he texted me that news story?

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
What was my You were not happy?

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
It's about time?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
I said, good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Finally, Yeah, finally, because years ago a listener hit us
up and said, oh my god, I was watching Superman too,
and do you guys recognize the different or the similarity
between Greg Gory and General Zo?

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
And you said, shirt out because we have eyes no,
and and so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
What they did they photoshopped Greg's face onto the General
Zod body. You know what that kind of like leather vasa.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
That's hard.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
Yeah, with the plunging neck line anyway, and oh my god,
it was so funny. We had shirts made up and
everything else. Greg hated it so much, hated it, which
I don't understand why. Good looking, he's a cool villain.

Speaker 9 (01:06:59):
But no, he was cool villain Greg in general in
Superman two he was only forty. Really, he was born
in thirty eight. That came out in seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Yeah, he was what is that phenomenon that people back
then looked so much older? And then you made that
dumb clock with it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Oh yeah, we had a dry clot. I do love
that because Greg tried to break at a number.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Yeah, I'll throw things at it. Yeah, that's not I
don't know where it is.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Yeah, but so I you know, Terence Stamp, My only
frame of reference on him is Zod.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
The only time I've ever seen him is as General Zod.
So when the story broke and I saw like, like
the picture of him, I go, that's Zod, right, I mean, yeah, exactly,
That's what Greg's gonna look like when he gets to
be in his eighties. You know, it'll be super old
when you die, Gregg right, hopefully my twin is but.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
My age twins.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
Well.

Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
Hurricane seven Hurricane Aaron has lost some steam in the
Atlantic Ocean, but still being labeled a strong category three storm.
Experts say the storm is going to regain strength over
the next twenty four to forty eight hours, is moving
in about.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Fourteen miles an hour.

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
Whether guys also warn about flash floods for the US
Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico, and they say they're expected
to stick around through the day. The storm is expected
to move north, stay over the ocean, weakens and dies out,
but it can still bring dangerous waves and rip currents
along the East coast.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
So don't be a hero, you know with your activities.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
What do your aunt lives in Puerto Rico? Does she
ever get her power back or does she.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Still still has no power? So the hurricane that happened
like years, six, seven, years.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Ago whatever it was? Wow?

Speaker 12 (01:08:31):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Yeah? No power? Oh yeah, it's a mess there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (01:08:36):
Well, HBO is about to follow Netflix's lead and crack
down on the password sharing starting next month.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Users who share their account morganstag your life is about to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Poor people news.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
To be honest, I'm here for it because man like
I have family members that hit me out. Oh can
I get the code that they just emailed you? Oh yeah,
just get here?

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
Yeah not Moore.

Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
Well, users share their accounts with people outside their household
are going to start seeing these prompts making them choose
between stopping sharing or paying extra. The new option to
let you add one person for seven ninety nine a
month and they'll get their own login and profile. And
since the premium plan with four K streaming costs twenty
ninety nine a month, the sharing fee actually is a

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cheaper way to go. So you're gonna get one lucky
family member menace that's gonna benefit from that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Now, if you get caught after that, I think it's
the death penalty.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
Yeah exactly, they just come in and take your TV.
And meanwhile, AT and T has agreed to a one
hundred and seventy seven million dollars settlement over two big
old data breaches. And this is good Listen up AT
and T customers, because we always go, where does that
money go? Well, you're gonna want to hear this. The
first breach leaked seventy three million customer data, and the

(01:09:46):
second breach had call and text records leaked for nearly
everyone who uses AT and S.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Text records like where you could read people's text messages.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Like your news are out there? Maybe mine?

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Probably also not just oh well would he send a
text to Greg Gory? But you could see the actually
like yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:10:03):
Because you know a lot of times people will put
in their passwords or you know, log in info and
you just text it to people.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Yeah, social security numbers.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Well I know when you would be more of text
transcript though, right, Well, yeah, I know, like you log
in now, at least for me because I have T Mobile,
Like you can just see what numbers were being text.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
You can't actually see the text. But what I had, hope, so,
but what I had a T mobile sidekick, like back
in the day, you could log in and see the
actual text.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
That's no good.

Speaker 9 (01:10:31):
Well that's the whole thing that's now everything's end to
end encrypted. So yeah, the content of any message shouldn't
be viewable by anybody except for you and the receiver.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
Boy, I hope so well.

Speaker 8 (01:10:39):
Eligible customers can file claims for compensation with total payouts
of seventy five hundred bucks. So don't sleep on that
if you're an AT and T customer.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
So I have to say seventy five hundred dollars per
person or out of the one hundred and seventy seven
million dollars, seventy five hundred is going to go to
the seventy three million customers. Yes, exactly, you're got a
fraction of a penny.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Yes, you're gonna be rich. And have you ever sat
on a plane?

Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
I know you guys went on planes a lot lately
and you realized your window seat doesn't really have a
full window.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
Next, Okay, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
It's been like, it was like a solid wall.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
Yes, I go, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
I can't even look out?

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
Well, guess what I have?

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
But I have a window seat, but I can't look outside.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
Well, you may be entitled to compensation for that now.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:11:20):
A lot in California is saying that Delta and United
Airlines could face federal class action suits over claims that
they sold window seats with no windows. Okay, and in
most cases, both of these airlines have too many rows,
so it just kind of like bumped where you actually
sit near a window, meaning that the window it just
doesn't match up with a seat anymore, so there's no
window at all.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
In some cases.

Speaker 8 (01:11:41):
It's worth noting that the term window seat, though, is
just a nickname. It doesn't guarantee you're sitting next to
a window. However, a lot of airlines do charge extra
for that seat.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Because you get the view.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
So it's not about the view. It's like you don't
want to have to get up for people to go
use the restroom, or you know, I prefer the window seat,
even though I'm a big fat ass, because I like
to lean up against the side and that's how I
come a sleep. I get that, you know, like I
can't sleep in a center seat or a nile style,
but I can sleep against them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
So I will.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
I will take that window seat. I will pay extra
for it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
If I get that name.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Right because along that side, you know, call it a wall.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Well, Greg, you know how you already hate flying.

Speaker 8 (01:12:22):
I'm either about to make it worse or make myself
sound so crazy that if you think this is insane,
do you know why? Well, the two reasons I do
not sit in a window seat ever, for any reason,
I'd rather sit in.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
The middle, so you can just get up and down
whenever you want that.

Speaker 8 (01:12:35):
Because I'm like, if I have to pee, and I
just don't have the social like, I can't ask somebody
to move.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
But the other reason is I don't think.

Speaker 8 (01:12:44):
I know in the deep recesses of my mind that
if I put my head against the wall, that side
of the plane will fall out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
I know what.

Speaker 10 (01:12:52):
That's how I feel in cars, I don't like leaning
on the car window is obviously going to open.

Speaker 12 (01:12:57):
Open.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Oh my god, you never know round about people. Oh
my god, you never know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
You might well be safe.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Thank you be safe.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
And that's what's good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I know what he showed next, hang on and.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
Then I went to the bathroom and I came by.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
And the planet totally changed.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Totally different experience.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
We we can Woody show right now, We'll sol school.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Jeff g.

Speaker 11 (01:13:27):
Hey, Good morning, Jeff g Hey, Good morning, whatodies show,
Good morning, Squat, Happy Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
The Dodgers did it. They swept the Padres.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Hooky.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
It's a fly ball, left fielding deep. This ball is good,
Mooky past this moment.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
That Mookie home run sealed the sweep.

Speaker 11 (01:13:45):
Yesterday, Padres were in first place last week for a
total of like thirty six hours maybe, and then the
Dodgers reminded them that they are still our little brothers.
Dodgers in Colorado this afternoon at five FORTYMA Moto on
the Mound. Moving on to the Angels. They scored so
runs yesterday in the tenth inning against the A's Barbon and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
There's a fly dollar set up, Professor Chaos, it's having
well has a home run at ten.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
The Cincinnati Reds at the Big A Tonight.

Speaker 11 (01:14:12):
We got some NFL Monday Night preseason football tonight the
Bengals and Washington Commanders at five pm on ESPN.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
NBA and News.

Speaker 11 (01:14:21):
Everybody on the East Coast is freaking out. What do
you show because a lot of the West Coast games
this season will be starting at eight pm local time.
By the way, who cares what the East Coast thinks.
All that does is give us an extra half hour
to make it to Crypto and into it Dome in
horrible traffic. So good news for US. WNBA Sparks beat
Washington yesterday handy with twenty six points, and finally today

(01:14:43):
UFC three to nineteen gave us a couple spinning elbow
knockouts Woody Show, including one from Brazilian Carlos Pratish and
after the fight, he was smoking a cigarette in the
press conference, and the reaction from Lauren Murphy and UFC
President Dana White was hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
Listen to this, Carlos does a post knockout cigarette?

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Feel like amazing? Spending a cigarettes?

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Who's smoking in the mirror? Nothing like a good post
fight cigarette.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Man, I did it a lot in junior high and
high school. I'm Jeff G. And that's your so cal sports, all.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
Right, Jeff G. You the fights this weekend, Morgan, Yeah,
they were so good.

Speaker 10 (01:15:20):
And then, like Jeff G said, two spinning elbows back
to back is like uncalled for.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
There's only been.

Speaker 7 (01:15:26):
Ten in all of the UFC history.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Guys, it's a big deal. And I've met Carlos process
shot out to him.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
I don't know much about UFC, but you know what
I love. I love that she loves it me too,
she gets she lights up.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
It's my flying.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
It really is totally yeah, it really is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Yeah, I love that insensitivity draining for a politically world.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
It's a Woody show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
We are the Woody Show, all right. So negotiations underway.
I think after the NFL did their big deal, uh
with ESPN for whatever, it was a couple of billion dollars.
Right now everybody's looking to get their negotiations. But the
thing is like there's only one NFL, but Major League Baseball.

(01:16:09):
They're negotiating between Netflix, ESPN, NBC, and Apple And they
say that right now NBC and Apple TV Plus are
considered the top contenders for Sunday Night Baseball.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
Like I don't know, man, Like Apple's trying to make
some moves when it comes to Yeah, Apples a pain
in the ass.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
A deal with ESPN could see them land weekday games
and the bigger daily digital presence. And yeah Netflix is
in the run for home run Derby. But MLB trying
to get what they can. But there was there was
just something recently about like how there was something with
with baseball and something they were trying to negotiate and
people are like, well, people just aren't watching the way

(01:16:50):
they used to watch, like they wanted there was there.
They were outpricing themselves or something.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
I think, well, that's not familiar. Same thing with the well,
I know they were having that type of disc with
the NBA. Yeah, Like the NBA just doesn't have the
viewers that it had before in the hockey yeah, big time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
And then that's why I like a lot of these
old owners are getting out of the NBA business because
they see the future and they're losing money.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
I'm not a college sports or college football fan at all,
but they say the college football playoff needed to be expanded,
but they say this could be oversaturation. NBC Sports reporting
that the Big Ten is in the early stage talks
of floating a concept of a twenty eight team college
football playoff model that reminds me of hockey. It's like,

(01:17:39):
all but five teams don't make the NHL playoffs.

Speaker 9 (01:17:42):
Yeah, if you're or the NBA is the same way,
the twenty out of thirty teams make some sort of playoffs.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
This model will eliminate conference championship games and have most
spots designated, so seven playoff spots go to the Big Ten,
seven spots to the SEC. Yeah, five spots for the
ACC and Big twelve, two spots for G five, and
then two at large spots whatever the hell that means.

Speaker 9 (01:18:07):
So, well, that's people who aren't those conferences. But I
think I think this move is just the Big ten
really wants two spots, so that's why they're coming out.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Well, well, you know, we'd like seven, but we'll take two.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
The first two rounds of the playoffs would happen on
college campuses, and then the first round be played on
what traditionally would have been the conference championship weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:18:25):
The argument is if they're gonna if you're gonna be
a professional athlete, which they are now, Yeah, of course,
you know you don't play twelve games, you play sixteen
or at seventeen.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
Yeah, yeah, I mean there is oversaturation though. There are
just so many different options when it comes to all
this stuff, like how do you fill all these arenas
in all these stadiums with people for I think all
these different things. They don't care about that money. They
care about the what he started this off with the streaming, Yeah,
play media, right, But they were saying with the NBA,

(01:18:55):
like a lot of these old owners, see they're riding
on the wall that this is the last big payday
when it comes to these streaming I believe platforms, and
then after that it's just down hell.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
And because why what's after that? Because people aren't just
gonna go to the games.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Now, well, they're still gonna over saturation and then there's
gonna be less viewership, so they're not gonna get those
big gales.

Speaker 9 (01:19:15):
So the next deal five six, whatever years from now
will be for less money and then the salaries will
go down and undera blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Yeah, gontcha, let's buy a team, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Money, the Hawaiian Tropics or whatever the hell is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Eight seven seven forty four wood Wood Shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
And we'll get another new.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank you
for being here giving us some of your valuable time
this morning. My name is Woody. That's great gory. We
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Morgan's here. Ticket to calls eight seven seven forty four
Woody text over to two to nine eighty seven. Vaughn,
our video producer, Good morning, Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
What's up everybody?

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
So back when warp Tour just happened recently, Vaughn went
and I didn't realize that he did this but then
he said, oh, yeah, by the way, I did uh,
I did some interviews. I saw you posted a couple
on on your social media, but I didn't realize that
you collected audio for a round of wood. He show
Family Feud no Warped Tour Edition.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
So my apologies, we would have gotten to this sooner.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Worries at all?

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
All right, so we have what do you show Family
Feud the way it works? Instead of talking to one
hundred people the way they do on the different episodes
of Family Feud, the survey questions, it's just one question
talking to one person, and then we have to try
to figure out, uh, if we can get Now I'm
assuming there's no prize for us. Do you have a
prize for us on this or yeah? Breakfast is customary.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
We are coming in soon, but I do have an
interview with Phil Cullen from de Leperate coming up soon,
so I can bring him in. If you guys like, no, no,
what's that's not a prize?

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
I want to it if we get to if we
get two points in this round of Family Feud typically
is a prize of some kind, So you bring it in.

Speaker 9 (01:21:09):
Phil from Deaf Leppard's prize having the basis from Journey.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Yeah, bring me, I'm not here while that happens. Oh,
I love depard.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Can you bring in another soup potato pie?

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Oh for sure, sweet potato pot potato. Al Right, here
we go. All right, what is show family feud? Now again,
each person will have a chance to guess, all right,
but they can insert, they can cut that survey. They
can ask their family of course show of course.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Of course. I wish in real life I could do
these surveys for family food. I would love to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
You know, nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
They can hit me up if they need survey answers.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
Okay, now, who is the who is the first band?

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
All right? So the first band legendary three oh three?

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Nice is that the.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
Band has Cake by the Ocean? No, no, that's who
am I thinking of.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
That's like one of the Jones brothers, Kill the Ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Now three o three's the Don't Trust, Don't Trust?

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're d n C d n C. Yeah,
I think he has three oh three.

Speaker 9 (01:22:19):
But it's hard to call somebody legendary for like, uh,
I just couldn't place their song that they're huge.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Yeah, okay, all right, so uh yere he is, this
is uh vought? Now who gets the question this time around?

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Oh? Let me see, let's go with what are you
actually start off with?

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
All right, what is the what is the first question?

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
The first question? Name something a band does to kill time?

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
Name something a band does to kill time?

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
I mean, obviously in this decade, are they still like
doing drugs?

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
You know what I see?

Speaker 9 (01:22:55):
Like baseball players. I even started with the gathering the juggalos.
People play Pokemon cards like a grow I do. I've
seen it in locker baseball locker rooms used to be
ted Williams and grown ass men's focus of gars and
takeing whiskey.

Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
I think you can say poker poke.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
Yeah, I'm a great video game I mean walking around
back there a lot a lot of them play video games.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Yeah, I was thinking, yeah, I was thinking video games
used to lift weights?

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Cool, all right, let's let's go video Yeah, video games.
All right, let's find out name something a band does
to kill time?

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Something band does to kill time?

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
J off?

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Oh uh, jump jump off?

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Jump off with each other?

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
See how high they can jump?

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
There you go, circle jump, you know, yeah, circle up,
circles up, circles up, circle jup, wow each other in
there a circle jump with three or three. That's pretty fun.

Speaker 9 (01:23:52):
You were into that circle jump, so joeing off, I
would have accepted whacking it also.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
That all right, well we didn't get that one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Okay, it's a very very goofy guys.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
And this is still with with three oh three. Al Right,
who gets the next question?

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
All right, next question will go to Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Yes, all right, Greg Gory?

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Uh, what do you got?

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
All right? What is a band's weirdest tour writer request?

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Limitless answer?

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
What would be for them?

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
For them?

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
The weirdest rider request?

Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
All right, next thing, the joke is gonna be something
about eminem Yeah, green eminem ice below the floorboards loob loop.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Yeah, we've heard these guys are a little bit of wacky.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Yeah, they like to go.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
I mean we three oh three. I wouldn't assume would
be this way, but like, uh, nobody like looking at them.
I remember like Marilyn Manson didn't even want anybody walking
by his dressing room door, Like like they had to
reroute people backstage working and doing things. But even the
people who were back backstage working weren't allowed to walk
by his door if the door was closed. No, no,

(01:25:00):
even if it was closed, you could not go, So
they re routed everybody around it. This is when we
were at B F D in Dallas. Like nobody would
had to walk by his door. It was pretty quiet
over there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
He's a big d.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
In the writer.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
For some reason, I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
This group, yes, animal, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
Question number two.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
What's a band's weirdest tour writer request?

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
Vomit tasting slushies, vomit tasting slushes. We're never gonna get
a point.

Speaker 8 (01:25:34):
There's no sweet potato pie for anybody. Let's move on
from three out the legendary three legendarily unfunny. Yeah, we're
gonna move on and we'll go to a different band.
What's the next band? All right, let's go into the
more legendary.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
Love Rise against. They've done Woody Show events, They've they
played one of our parties.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Right, personable, Yeah about that, very cool guy? All right,
who gets the next question? All right, this one's going
to SeaBASS. Okay, all right, name something you would find
on your van or tour bus.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
Okay, but for the band, I'm to get by vans
that I've lived in.

Speaker 8 (01:26:14):
But now we might want to go back to like
video gaming systems that you would find.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
Or would like to find, would find that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Would find beds.

Speaker 9 (01:26:23):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with you know what,
I'm gonna go with a pea bottle like some kind
of oh, you know, like other septicle, like a like
a gallon jug or a bottle that that you pee in,
because that's if you're a young band.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
You're not you're not style.

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
You have a bunch of people. You can't stop every
time something to your man.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
People like that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
All right, answer, answer, all right, let's find out. Are
we ever gonna get a point? What do you show?
Family Feud Warped Tour edition. This is a rise against.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Name something we'll find on your van or a tour bus.

Speaker 11 (01:26:57):
Our tour manager had to blow up pad board inflatable
pedal board.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Yeah, that was on our tour bus.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
I guess how many times he used it?

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Zero? Zero times? Yeah, what the hell would you do
with the well?

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
In case you want even a date wanted to go
down to the pond.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Yeah, the prize could have been a billion dollars. You
could have just said you guys get a billion.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Yeah we didn't, but he did ask Rise against a
couple of the questions, like, how do you guys relax
after a show?

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
How do you all bring guitarsists in your own lives
when let's go down and the show was over.

Speaker 15 (01:27:31):
Honestly, I think we all kind of go to our
bunks and watch whatever shows we're into. At the moment,
you can kind of you know, tune everybody else out,
don't answer text from your wife.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Yeah, you decompress.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
There's a lot of comedy films happening backstage. You gotta
loosen up. You know, we're we're a serious band. We
take ourselves seriously. But like and then you get off stage,
you want to get away from it all. I will
say the other day, somebody put it on the Blues.

Speaker 15 (01:27:54):
I think you put it on the Blues Brothers backstage
and that's all that matters. Like anyone else that they
were like, we didn't want to talk. We don't want
to talk about shell anything. It was just like we
just wanted to watch that. And that's especially moment you
get to share, you know us four.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Tom Babe, great guys, ombab.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
It's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
That's Rise Against who else did you talk to?

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
I talked to Kenny Hoopla.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Kenny, I'm voon.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
B iHeart Radio The Woodie Show. We are here at
Warped Tour twenty twenty five. I am here with Kenny Hoopla.
How's it going, brother? You're really good at your job
at that? How am I supposed to follow up? Just
so you know, my first time seeing you live was
that when we were Young Feest twenty twenty three, you
closed down one of the stages. I ran from the
Green Day stage to see you specifically. There's so real

(01:28:42):
because I was like, I'm cooked. I've seen that put
me against Green Day. I'm like, bro, I want to
see Green Day.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
I forgot about Kenny Hoopla.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Yeah, use a song all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Yeah, but no, I'm like, I can't remember the name.
There's two songs from Kenny Hoopla.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Don't look at me, dude, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
Recipes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
I'm buried by Yes, Yes, that's a yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
That's.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
I love the song quick Energy Life like the shows
are now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
He is not.

Speaker 9 (01:29:15):
He's not older like the when we are young groups
like he's he's like thirty babies about Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
He's a younger, the guy from block Party.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
No, it stops like block Party. It's a good call.
All right, So what do you show family feud with
Kenny Hoopla? And what is the question? Who's it going to?

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
This question is going to Sammy?

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Sammy? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Right? What is one thing a band may forget to
pack before going on tour?

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
For the battle board chargers toothbrush?

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
I mean something band related? Would that be?

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
And I hope from personal experience I would say passport?

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Answer?

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
That's like your manager should be on your ass about that. Yeah,
well my manager wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Ye, Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Have his wife flied out to him?

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:06):
I think it's gonna be something pretty basic that we
would all forget.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
It's like toothbrush is a good answer strongly about that?

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Yeah, do you okay to I mean going on tours?

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
Maybe rubbers, groupies and stuff, you know nice?

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:30:21):
What I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
Wells those I say, yeah, toothbrush or passport?

Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
I'll say toothbrush.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Answer.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Let's say toothbrush with Kenny Hoopla. Will we get on
the board with an answer?

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
I don't know what's the one thing a band might
forget or you might forget to pack before you go
on tour.

Speaker 16 (01:30:41):
Maybe sunglasses. I forgot my sunglasses today feels so naked.
I always have my sunglasses, and everybody here, of course,
they're all wearing black. I forged out my sunglasses and
it sucks and I can't hide from people and everyone's
looking the super data. Are you went way too deep into.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
That Wow crisis about sunglass?

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
He saves all the energy for the stage. We were
on the right track, though, Yeah, we were.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
I think that counts.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
Let's do uh, let's do one more. Who else did
you talk to?

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
All right? I also talked to Lolo. She's a newer
artist here in the ault scene.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Okay, The Devil Wears Converse is the name of.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Her newest song, The newest song.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
That sounds like like this.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
Very cross every break energy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
All right, Well, who is this question going to Vaughan?

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
This one will go to Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Menace?

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
All right? What's something a fan may yell at you
during the show?

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
Show your cans?

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. That a lot of female artists.

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
She I'll give it.

Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
Look looks wise, she's very much an avirl Levine. Look
like a cross between her and a more set could
be stop singing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
I think it'd be something like I love you.

Speaker 14 (01:32:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
I mean I'm biased because I was just at the
Juggalo Festival.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Show me your be.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
Hole, yeahole, Yeah, that's a good one. That is.

Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
I don't know that she's played that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
We didn't hear anything beforehand, so I can't get a
vibe of her personality. So I'm just gonna say, yeah,
show me your cans. Says a good suggestion. Everyone should
yell yeah at menace.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
Let's find out what do you show family feud?

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
What's something a fan might yell at you during the show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Dumb bitch?

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Of course you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
I like call myself that in the song, and people
always call me that, but like we we we put
power into it, know what I mean, Like it's we
make it endearing, an endearing term.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
I heart your fan base called themselves, was it dumb bitches? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
We used to be so we used to be the
dumb bitches and recently we're now the low lives.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
Low life dumb bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
You can kind of like, you know, just combine.

Speaker 8 (01:33:15):
It, you know how you knew it was a different
era back when I was in college. The first time,
my the professor. I love more than anyone his term
of endearment for me with dumb bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Oh, I love everybody remembers their favorite teacher, their favorite professor.
You asked her something I was about, like a p
getting thrown or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
I am here with Lolo.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (01:33:35):
How's it going.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
It's going amazing. How are you filling this warped tour experience?

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
I'm feeling amazing. I just got off stage and it
went really, really well, and this is my first warp tour.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
What were your expectations coming here?

Speaker 12 (01:33:46):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
I was really scared someone was gonna throw a water
bottle of p at me, because I heard that happens
when there's acts that are more pop like myself.

Speaker 7 (01:33:54):
But that didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
And I was also scared that no one would come
to my set, and it was like a sea of people.
So so far ten An exceeding expectations.

Speaker 4 (01:34:02):
No p on me. Okay, so that sounds like the Juggler.

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
That's how you know it to success. Yeah, I mean
they've gone poop, not a lie.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Well, uh, you know, thanks for the extra credit, Vaughan,
of course, collecting some audio while you were there, for
a round of this Woodies Show family. If you wouldn't
zero points, maybe next time wood You Show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Next hang on, hey, if you feel like you could
be as slus China Woody Show, We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
Sleep sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Redline.

Speaker 12 (01:34:37):
Is this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
You want to call in?

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody send us your text
check in over to two to nine eighty seven three.
When I was saying morning, wood You Show, Another night,
another weird shift in the emergency room, local person from
jail got an STD at his uh colostomy site after
letting the other jail mad have sex with it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
What yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Fun fact, the slang term term for that is called
the Philly side car. That's from Nick who just texted
Nick the nurse.

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
Something tells me when you you're using the phrase let
him very.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Honestly, there's so many you wanna you wanna you want
to take a run of my colostomy? Yeah, the Philly sidecar?
Oh my god, why would you Philly sidecar?

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Uh, that reminds me. I saw a video. I pulled
the audio for you. This woman, she's a nurse and
she talks about something that that happened. Well, she was
at work.

Speaker 13 (01:35:54):
Hey, we were talking about weird consoles that we've had,
and I had a console I had on the page
to be elegency room for a foreign body in the
vagina that was causing extreme pain for this patient.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Yeah, sorry about the crickets in the background. I tried
to use AI like, hey, eliminate the crickets from this,
and it did an okay job, but then it really
kind of messed with the quality of something.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Yeah, but anyway, just say no.

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
She's hanging on on her porch and she's telling the
story about this this experience with this woman who had
something in her vest.

Speaker 13 (01:36:21):
Upon arrival in the emergency room, I had a very calm,
collective patient that could not tolerate a vaginal exam but
said that she had a crazy night with her husband
and she didn't remember, but something was in her vagina
and causing a signa campaign. So we did some imaging
and trying to figure out.

Speaker 5 (01:36:35):
What was going on.

Speaker 13 (01:36:36):
And this is her X ray. I don't know if
you can see here, but in the center of the
frame there is something that does not belong. It needed
to come out, so we went to the operating room.
It was a scented candle.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
It was like, oh, this woman had a scented candle.
Well she answers that question. Oh nice.

Speaker 13 (01:36:57):
And this wasn't the Gwyneth Paltrow's special scented candle, although
it probably smelled a little bit more like that. Now,
this was a vanilla scented candle, and to this day
I cannot buy a vanilla candle, So thank you lady.
Despite removing the foreign body, she continued to demand pain medications,
and it seemed that this was actually very pain seeking behavior.

(01:37:20):
Come to find out, she was well known to several
other local hospitals and emergency rooms under various names for
similar objects being placed in the vagina and uncontrolled pain.

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
Okay, so it ruined vanilla scented candles for this woman.
But it turns out this woman just randomly stuffed things
inside of her bad she.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
Get pain meds so she can get mad.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
That is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Hard.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Also, is this girl thought to just show someone's X rays?

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
That was my first question.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
Yeah, maybe it was an artist rendering.

Speaker 9 (01:37:51):
I mean, I mean, how do you identify that person
by just show an X rays? How do you identify
the nurse? Identify the nurses who will identify?

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
I try bring her, but she didn't out. Your identity
doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (01:38:02):
She took a picture of your X ray and is
showing it to people, Right, that's that's not a person.

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
I want myr if she if she, if it was obvious,
like who the person was.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
But it's just a random like I agree with you,
she shouldn't be doing it in the first place. But
you still can't identify the person.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
You can't. I done it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
There's no identifying I know that hole anywhere.

Speaker 9 (01:38:21):
Yeah, that which nurse do you want to have in
your yar? The person who takes takes your vagina candles
out and shows them to the world.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Well, look, if I went in there with a vagina candle,
I would expect fully expect that people were going to
be talking about this, talking about.

Speaker 7 (01:38:34):
Taking a picture of your X ray.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Is you can get into the perfect world? Do you
want your doctors and your nurses to not say anything
to anybody, not even talking? They don't.

Speaker 10 (01:38:44):
They go home and talk about it at dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
A perfect world. They don't.

Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
But if it's funny, that's on you.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
Yeah, it's true. Hilarious. Yeah, there's more conversation about the
hip of violation than there is about this putting this
person had a vanilla scented candle up her huha, chasing
down pain meds.

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
We're still sounds like Elderberry.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
I mean, we've heard everything.

Speaker 9 (01:39:08):
I've been any guys who had two hands, you know,
places they shouldn't be.

Speaker 5 (01:39:14):
We played the audio on this the podcast, Yeah, champagne bottles.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
Yeah, and that was at the Fulsome Street Fair, was
it not?

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
That was on a public street in San Francisco.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
You're right, Woddy, which also which also is coming up
here soon, the Fulsome Street Fair is happening again. Yeah,
guess will be there to cover it.

Speaker 13 (01:39:33):
This it's the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
Where playing the audio of that nurse she made a
post online another wild day at work where some woman
came in. She ended up having a vanilla scented candle
in her vagina, as you do, and they had to
do all the stuff to get get that thing out
of there, and of course she was complaining about, you know,
being in pain, so she really demanded those pain medications.
And then it turns out she goes to all the

(01:40:00):
local hospitals with different things in her vagina, all unemployed.
Did you get more pain meds?

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:40:07):
Smart?

Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
I mean I know, you do what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
I did say.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
We've had this conversation before. If you were the opposite
sex for twenty four hours, what would you do? Like,
what would you do if you were a dude, Gina
for twenty four hours?

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
That's your dream?

Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
I would never stop women and around ever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
For twenty four hours.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
For twenty four hours, if it were long enough to
wink around.

Speaker 8 (01:40:28):
Well, come on, it has to be long enough to
just do the helicopter with a little bit merely helicopter.

Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
Yeah, you can do like the yeah that you can
do the spin thing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
That's true.

Speaker 8 (01:40:38):
Yeah, although I think what do they say, like, well,
never mind, Like if your boobs are big, yeah, i'd
stick it and everything.

Speaker 12 (01:40:46):
Yeah, that's what you do, and just sit around and
just play with your yeah, your penis all day and
then I go for a walk after dark. Yes, okay,
you know what, all the luggers come out the.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Rest of us.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
That's a conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
If we've gotten Sammy, if you were a dude for
a day, what would you do?

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
I would walk around like a mall or somewhere random,
just to see how I got treated, because I'm interested
in that to know if all the things that you
guys say is true, which is like.

Speaker 7 (01:41:10):
Oh, no one ever you know it was nice to me, Yeah,
for drinks.

Speaker 6 (01:41:17):
So I am curious to experience that and see if
it really is what you guys say, or I like,
I'm just a nice person the way that I am.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
That's what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
The garbage out because there are no nice dudes, no
nice dudes out there who are just nice to people.

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
That work in places. He walks at night in bad
neighborhoods because nothing bad happens to men.

Speaker 5 (01:41:41):
It doesn't have to be a bad neighborhood, be any neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Are more men or women killed murdered? Like in the streets,
that's a good question. Has to be men just because
we do dangerous things and women just walking along. Dude
gets killed or woman gets killed? Like, who's killed?

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
More?

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
Got to be men?

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Gotta be man.

Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
I probably agree.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
Dudes aren't getting raped like search says more men are
murdered than women.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
I hear that should say that they're not getting just
randomly sexually assaulted the way that women are, like women
who are jogging or you know something like that.

Speaker 9 (01:42:16):
Yeah, it's probably it's probably a tough statistical track down,
like person walking alone by themselves, there's not you know,
part of but.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
I'm saying with somebody who wasn't involved in a situation,
they were just minding their business and they end up
getting killed, there's got to be stats on that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
Yeah, that's gonna be tough.

Speaker 4 (01:42:31):
Actually, a random if I was a woman for twenty
four hours, I've said it before, I'd just be sticking
everything up there. I wouldn't have to live.

Speaker 5 (01:42:38):
With you the next day, so many I would maximize
my time and to see how much free crap you
you get from all day ideas.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
Like a water buffalo, nine iron set of car keys,
like how many golf balls, like like whatever, like anything
and everything, because I would have to deal with the
infection because again, by.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Tomorrow I don't have it anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
I can.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
You have a great time doing it, right, Yeah, exactly,
And it would just be hot, let's face it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
Yeah, but because it's out of curiosity. But imagine the
power of just getting dus to do whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
That'd be kind of oh sammy, we all do that
all day, right, I mean, if you really try, you
probably could.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
You could. Yeah, yeah, you really could.

Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
Without paying for anything here, Tex says, tell Sammy she's
close to her forties, she'll experience at first hand time sticking.

Speaker 12 (01:43:28):
Though.

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
You gotta cash out sometime.

Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
I remember I remembering young and hot, you know, and
then I hit my forties and now now it's this rigel. Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can set us
a text over to two two nine eight seven Insensitivity
draining for a politically world. It's a Woody Show, all right.
We're wrapping up and getting the hell out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
You can find today's podcast is go to the woodieshow
dot com or wherever you find podcasts except for Gina's bike.
Got it a little So it's Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
Ah, yeah, you are right, all right. Anything you miss
get caught up on the podcast. Anything between now and
tomorrow you can leave on the after hours voicemail that
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom. Please, Yeah, happiness is temporary,
but so is misery, So try to enjoy the whiplash

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happiness and one more time. Happiness is temporary, right, but
so is misery. So try to just enjoy the whiplash,
back and forth, going back and forth. Yeah yeah, sometimes
though it feels like one is more.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
Than the other.

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
Yeah not balance, yeah, always.

Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
You strive for at least the balance. But all right,
good one for money. Thank you very much, Greg Gory.
Thank you so much for giving the Wooies Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it. We'll catch back here on Tuesday. Have
a great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch.