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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
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This is the Woody Show.
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Insensitivity Training.
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Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody morning.
It is a free Friday Thursday morning. In the September
the fourth, twenty twenty five, we are the Woody Show.
I'm whatding, that's great gory. We got Menace, we got
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Gina Grant see here, we got Sammy Morgan, our social
producer Von, our video producer Bort, and Menji in the
Who's thank you for being here giving us some of
your valuable time this morning. If you want to give
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seven forty four Woody, you do that, find us, follow
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us on social media at the Woody Show. Coming up
for you today we'll have the follow up. If you remember,
Morgan was asking questions with a picture of Sea Bass
to women on the street, is he effable? And so
today just kind of proved the point because we were thinking,
you know, guys aren't as picky as women. Right Wait, Tigure,
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what's that thing you were talking about? Menace? Where women
can put in all the different things that it lowers
the percentage of available men out there. Oh yeah, it's
called the reality checker or something like that, right, yeah, yeah,
So he's got to be over six foot tall, has
to make at least six figures. He xyz like all
this stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
And the percentage in America is like zero point two percent.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I tracked out all the guys who are already married,
the guys who are gay, and then you get down
to percent zero zero, zero point one or something. Yeah,
but I'm holding out. But dudes way less picky.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So to prove that, Sea Bass went out in response
to Morgan going out with his picture, and he is
asking dudes by showing them pictures of ladies on the show,
Is she effable interesting? Yeah, So we'll have that today.
Also on the show this morning, the Craigslist price is
right and us some more questions from the people. We'll
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get into that. And starting with the story about some
drunk people. Story of the news about this woman who
got pulled over by the conser for speeding. She was
doing one hundred and two miles an hour. She had
her kidney car with her. The officer asked why she
was in such a rush, and she explained that she
was laid for a Thomas the Train event. Oh no,
and as sweet as that is. She was arrested, hit
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with a bunch of charges, including reckless driving and risk
of injury to a minor. She was released on bond.
They just let her go on that she was arrested. Yeah,
of court, you're going to start five miles now and
you got a kid in the car.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah, it's reckless driving.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, yeah, of course they're going to do that. The law.
Some drunks. Some of our favorite drunk audio that we
have had over the year, There's there's so many to
choose from. MENACE's favorite was this guy he got pulled
over and then you're.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Afar to take chemical or physical breadst Hey, my nuts,
did you guys? If you refuse to take chemical hitch gritting?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
What going on?
Speaker 9 (03:33):
I don't do you understand?
Speaker 7 (03:35):
You're driving privileges will be suspended for one year for
a first refusal.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
The you scratch him?
Speaker 10 (03:46):
He like that.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's pretty funny. This nine to one one person they
called and they they had a report to file.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Tell me they're really drunk driving down Craton Road.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
That's where are they going?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
They're going?
Speaker 9 (04:01):
Okay, you're behind them.
Speaker 11 (04:04):
I am I am, I am?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Okay, So you want to call report that you're driving drunk?
Speaker 12 (04:11):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (04:12):
Are you still driving right now?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Do you want to stop driving before you get in
an accent?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I will stop.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Responsible and yet not Now, there was something that happened
here and this woman she decided that she wanted to
talk to the TV reporter who was on the scene.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, I was.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
Behind the bus.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And I accidentally.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Hit the.
Speaker 12 (04:44):
God instead of hitting the brake, I hit Then.
Speaker 14 (04:50):
You might know what the answer is, yes, uh, yes, yes,
what's my line?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Here's a drunk guy getting crazy at the police station and.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
I never got breathalyzed for this Millspawn party.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Who's the arrestling officer?
Speaker 15 (05:14):
If you don't mind me asking Officer Donald, who's the arresting.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Officer under arrest? None of y'all has told me I'm
under arrest.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Can we go on?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I got bomb money home ready to go.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
You know you want to such a redlass?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And then here is another person, This is a drunk
guy again on the news after his house burns down.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Forget I seemed well, somemoke flying through through the wall
and I look at the house is on fire. Forget
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Watch a man. Those are the trying to forget the fire.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I lived here my whole freaking life. I live here
almost my whole life, buddy, And.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You know.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I have some bad things to say about those people.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Emotional one of the worst. Yeah, I'm angry is still
the worst. Here's a here's a strong woman and she
called nine one one?
Speaker 13 (06:33):
What is your emergency?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It's not really emercy. Miss Why are you calling my
one one if you don't have an emergency? He talked
about my mom. Why do you want me to talk.
Speaker 14 (06:46):
To your mom?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Did your mother have an emergency?
Speaker 16 (06:50):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (06:52):
Yeah, you know she's in heaven.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
She can't tell me. Mommy, mommy, mommy. We're called nine
one one to see if the operator can get a
hold of her dead mother. Another one of our favorite
drunks here, what drinks would you say? You've had to
know that you can remember.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I do remember.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
I started with wine in my room, all by myself.
Then I had a vodka tomato with olives because this classy.
Then I had beer, Then I had tequila. Then I
went to vodka and orange juice.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
You prefer to do the intimate things beforehand or afterhand, afterhand,
because you don't want to mess up your outfit, you
don't want to mess up your face, if you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You know, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
As much as I hate hearing that because it's just
disgustingly embarrassing, that night changed my life. I never drink
that much ever again. That was my rock bottom.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Happy Yeah, that's and you know what you were so clear?
It brought no I'm saying, I think it brought this
kind of like subconscious level of clarity because you were
able to really open up and share maybe some thoughts
that you wouldn't have said otherwise with Menace on his birthday,
Happy Birthday.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
If I had one wish for you, it would be
stop saying. That's what I've been saying. When you think
that Facebook changed the name to Meta because of the metaverse.
Speaker 17 (08:38):
And you go, oh, that's what I've been saying.
Speaker 11 (08:42):
That's what mother, Mark Zuckerber has been saying. The whole
world has been saying. You're like, oh, when it comes
to sucks by Low so high, you mother, everybody's been saying,
that's a good TV show and it's on Amazon. That's
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what I've been saying you no, f you mother fetch.
Everybody's been saying that. So stop saying that's what I've
been saying, or I will kill myself.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 18 (09:16):
See it's not like thrilling for me.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I go to go close out of the zoom app
and what do I see? I see my boss still
on camera, laying on the ground with the snows out,
and there was a stranger she was rubbing pinoma on them.
A woody show. Yeah, especially during COVID, there was a
lot of that kind of stuff. Oh yeah, people getting
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caught on camera doing it.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Blow the camera hygiene, you have to get the.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Camera is off.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, that's much. All right, Well, we got a dumb
ass contest ready to go, Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Phones are open to play. The clist price is right,
that's right, eight seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. And we'll go right to the
phones and say hi to Jenny. Good morning, Jenny, Good
(10:06):
morning show.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So I have all these things that are being sold
on craigslists printed out. I'm gonna ask somebody here in
the studio to give me a bid on how much
they think it's being sold for on Craigslist, and then
you will just have to guess is the actual Craiglist
price higher or lower than the bid that was given
here in the studio. You can do that, I can
do it.
Speaker 19 (10:27):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Disney Cruise countdown blocks? Ye see this guess so you
have a Yeah, very horrible. My wife and kids have
one of these things for Halloween since days until Halloween,
but this one says days until are Disney Cruise and
it's all in Disney front. Yeah, straight women, all right?
Countdown wooden block set two sides, one with Disney World,
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one with Disney Cruise. One and a half inch blocks
feature all numbers for days. Total displays measures seven inches
across four and a half inches tall. Get ready for
that next adventure in chase in the days until each day?
A change the days and and change the days until
each day?
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Right right?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean I get.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Writers, pet free, smoke free home. In case that's important
to you, Sam May I'll show you one more time.
How much do you think this is going for?
Speaker 20 (11:16):
I'm going to say twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Twenty five dollars, Jenny, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than twenty five dollars. I'm
going to go lower. Yeah, lower, I think actual Craigslist
price fifty dollars for yourself one dollar, Jenny, thank you
for the I'm sorry I didn't win, but thanks for listening
to the show. They're painted. Would have block, thank you, would
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have shown they are Let's go to Hey, good morning, Kaitlin,
good morning morning. All right, so Craigs's price is right.
Next is for Greg Gore. This is the world's largest
wine glass, so they say, real glass. It is forty
eight inches to it's four feet guys. It holds twenty
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five bottles of wine. Good start, And they say this
on the ad. Great for a swinger's keybowl.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
That's a lot of swingers.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
So if you have a swinger part, everybody puts their
keys or whatever. Twenty five bottles the height of a
person that there's.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
No way that's made out of it. She couldn't lift
a difficult.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Class buying that at Sam's Club. That's what it looks like.
They were selling those at Sam's Club costco for a minute.
Yeah all right, so Greg, how much do you think
for this?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Bad boys? How about fifty five dollars and where would
you keep this in the in the dumpster? That's so techy?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Fifty five dollars, Caitlin, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than fifty five dollars?
Speaker 13 (12:41):
I am a whineo, so here I'm going to stu
to go just a little bit lower, a little bit
lower actual Craigslist price.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Greg is three hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Has to get over themselves a price.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But I'm with Greg, like if that was she couldn't
let that? All right, Caitlyn, thank you for the call.
Appreciate you listening to Woody show.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
That's insane.
Speaker 16 (13:08):
But I did see a chick once. He was like
sitting in a glass full of champagne, a strip of that.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Right, let's go to Casey. Hey, good morning, Casey, good morning,
good book. Coup that ship all right, Gina Grid, Yes,
miralaxe value size bottle? Should this open bottle? Half left?
No free about twenty servings softened stool relieves constipation. Put
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the picture of half a bottle? Can you imagine being
so friggin cheap, so desperate that you buy this thing
and you go, you know what? My problem is fixed?
What am I gonna do with the rest of us?
Let's go online and sell it.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Are we talking powder or capsules?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
It says hope capsules. Yeah, well it says unflavored powder
forty five once daily doses.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
It just seems less sanitary that way.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's a cover for like a sexual hookup.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Right, drums drugs for sure?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay, As a person who just dealt with constipation, know this,
and this wasn't MiraLax. What you think that was my
drug of choice?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Okay, half a bottle of better than mir relax. I'm
gonna say eight.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Bucks, eight bucks? Casey, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than eight bucks? It is
going to be ten dollars, It's going to be higher
higher actual Craigslist price? And wow, were you modest with that?
Ten dollars? Twenty dollars? These people, what they are.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
A win is a win.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
That's a winch is it in the store? Casey? Hanging
on one second, man, we'll get all your information. Appreciate
you listen to the Woodies show.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Yeah, that that was gonna be like a three dollars, Yeah,
just give it away. At that point.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Let's go to uh, Dustin. Good morning, Dustin Dustin, Good morning, y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
All right, this price is right, Bort. Do you want
to bit on something? Yeah, sure, let's do it, all right.
This is a WWF WWE WrestleMania Championship Belt, rare Kids
Wearable Championship Wrestling belt with Hull Cogan on it. You're
supposed to be able to slide the bottom knob and
change the picture, but I can't get it to work
Properly's still you must have for any wrestling fan. Price
(15:23):
is firm, much like Bort's boner. Right, I had this.
Speaker 21 (15:28):
That's where my brother had this, and we had the
same damn problem. The thing wouldn't open up anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, all right, we'll hear me show everybody here in
the studio. It looks like it's made of fine plastic.
It's gold plastic. It's brittle plastics. Yeah, change the picture
to see this thing here at slides It changes the picture. Dude,
that's super cool. Isn't that really cool? I mean that's
pretty fair cool. Don't want? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
All right, So how much Bort?
Speaker 21 (15:53):
Considering most of these probably didn't last past you know,
the first year that came out. What thirty years ago,
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Bucks, one hundred dollars, Dustin, do you think the actual
cragsist price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I used to have one of those. I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Just slightly higher. Oh. My actual Craigslist price is one
hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
One hundred and twenty bucks for this thing.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
I thought it'd be like twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, don't forget. I sold a T shirt for four hundred.
That's true. That's true. All right, well, Dustin, hang one,
thank you for listening to Woodies show. We'll get your information.
That's how you play the Craigslist prices, right, yeah, this
is the wood shoe, all right, Well, agree or disagree.
Loudwire dot com a lot of us have heard of that,
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and a lot of music stuff and stuff, and they
put together what they call the god Tear songs from
different decades seventies, eighties, nineties, songs that are true they
use the word important, but defined that decade, okay, and
so kind of like a best of seven. So I'm
not going to go through everything they listed for each decade,
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but I'll give you the seven from each decade, okay,
And then we could agree or disagree, and if there's
anything that really sticks out as like, hey, really that's missing,
I can't believe they missed on that, Or if they
completely underrated something, you can make a mention of that too.
But let's see what we got here. I want to
start with the nineties because I figured the majority of
our audience is most familiar, okay with the with the nineties,
And they have this song on there from Soundgardens, black
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Hole Sun. I remember the first time I heard this song.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Remember the first time I saw the video.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I was in a tent in the middle of the
field and Alabama about to get out of that all
boys military style of boarding school, and it was like
this on repeat along with Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears
and I'm just talking. Yeah. The other one they have
here at numbers six, Red Hot Chili Peppers of the Bridge,
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still a great song.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, I've overplayed it is the same way a person
that works at pizza I will tell you that a
little sick of pizza. Sure, I'm just a little sick
of that song, but still still a great song.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I think that one's even more iconic than black Hole song.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
I agree, but and I also just saw a thing
with Flea who said that like his mom or one
of their moms, and their choir came in to do.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
The one of the bridge out like it's like a
ladies choir, super random, one of their moms and their friends.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, Number five on the list, Rage against the Machine
Killing in the Day, Love Me some rage, Kelly. What
they told you?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
You do what they told you?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
What they as?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I said, Number five a number four, so yeah, I
thought this was curious. What song would you say in
rock define the nineties gotta be like exactly. I would
have said it was Nirvana this Yeah, he smells like
teen Spirit. I thought that would be number one. Number
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four wow, number four odd? Yeah, but I mean the
video of the song, the band, everything, yeah, everything about it,
find the whole genre, Greg, One of your favorites at
number three from nine inch Nail.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Closer, one of the sexiest songs.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
And this is one of the songs I never got
sick of me likewise, as many good as I've played
this on the radio over the years, still good.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I love it every still love it. Ye, I never
get sick of sh.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Song Number two on the list, and I could see
why this one would be this high on the list
and ever Long from Food Fighters more than.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, I like this one.
Speaker 12 (20:14):
This is my favorite, but in terms of like God's
your defining.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Rocks on By the way, these all made the list
picking and who knows how old the people were that
put this together.
Speaker 22 (20:27):
You know.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Also, I think the game is these days with all
these lists, it don't matter what it is, music, food, whatever.
They throw things in like that for you to talk about. Yeah,
for real, for sure, Fighters ever Long is not one
of the there. Know Nirvana teen Spirit was like song
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of that entire genre.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
But take that pizza analogy that that ever Long to
me is the pizza hut, like true I am if
I never hear once again.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, And then they have this song in there on
the nineties for God Tear rock songs of the nineties
Creed Higher. I mean, you can't deny how huge when
it comes to rock. Yeah, that song. Here's the other
thing I think we have to look at it. It's
not just alternative, it's rock right and alternative. So it
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mean this obviously got played on every alternative rock station
and every single every single rock station as well. So yeah, anyway,
and they had I mean, that's that song, I would say,
with harms wide open. Oh yeah, that's stupid song, that one.
That one can go away. All right, Le's get to
the eighties. Okay, all right, I'll go. Let's just go
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down a list here and then you could tell me
which one you think out of these songs, these seven
songs from the eighties should be number one out of
the ones that they selected again is from loudwire dot Com.
They selected their god teer rock songs from the different
decades and in the eighties, this one is in there,
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White Sound, Here I go again, going all right, great song.
(22:26):
All right, then you got Van Halen Jump. You've got
to your rock songs of the eighties. How about shick
Me up a CDC SU or bond Job. We're talking eighties.
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Another big fat classic, this one from def Lever. That's
another one I never have gotten sick of. Really, yeah,
So I said, what No, Dave Matthews from the nineties
talking rock song, and I like Dave Matthews. By the way,
(23:28):
I'm not knocking on Dave Matthews is more like alternative
or like fulk Yeah. Beat Nick, also from the eighties,
Top tier god tier rock songs defined the decade.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Yea God Roses?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, oh yeah, brother, so far this is the most iconic.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Here.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'll give me the seventh one from the eighties he
got Journeys. So this is one off. I've never heard
this song ever again. I'd be okay, I like it.
I'm just it's like.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Ever long hear everything, Yeah, every like freaks and stuff.
All right, I would love to see it live again though.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It was great. So which one would you say out
of those songs?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Guns n' Roses?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, it's gotta be Greg I'm personally a personal favorite
out of that. Yeah, I mean I would say guns
n' Roses or Pour some Sugar on Me.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Yeah, those are two.
Speaker 18 (24:40):
See I say bon Jovi, it was that that.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Would be third for me. That's locked in the number
three spot, third for men Halen for me.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Another thing with the eighties too, there was such a
marriage between music and movies. So like all these like
songs also just tie into movies for me. So but
like the Guns of Roses thing, I feel like it
just separates from that and it's just like this massive song.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
We're gonna get to the seventies one, We're gonna take
the break first, and we'll get to the seventies one.
Somebody another reaction to the Dave Matthews thing that somebody
said no Dave Matthews for the nineties, uh three two
three says, respectfully, you were all retards. Dave Matthews was
on both the mainstream and modern rock charts. Again, nobody's
I'm not I'm not knocking dude already Dave Matthews. But
(25:26):
this is from loudwire dot com and they are definitely
more in the rock rock Yeah lane of things and ears.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
We can hear it.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's their list. There's obviously there's plenty of other stuff
that could be on here, and they did have other songs.
I think he went to a top fifteen. I narrowed
down because we don't have all day. Yeah, so we
like to do things in sevens because it's lucky in John. Oh,
did you hear about the Dave Matthews thing with the
toilet in Chicago? Yeah, they were over the bridge.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, it's actually coming out that actually Dave Matthews was
doing a solid and he was covering for somebody else
for the opening band.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
That Yeah, still a great story. Yeah, because the bridge
is like a it's a drawbridge and then it's graded
and so like, whatever falls onto the surface of the
bridge goes right down into the Chicago River underneath. And
there was one of those tourist boats that are looking
all the architecture of Chicago, and they released the hounds
the drain from the bus toilet and people just got
(26:25):
rained with duty. What's that living in Chicago? And that
happened dr I moved to Chicago right after that happened.
Either way, people still we'll talk about that, all right,
We're gonna take a break. We'll come back. God to
Your Rock Songs. Seventies is the next decade we'll look at,
and then we'll wrap it up. But if you want
to see the full thing, loud Wire has a whole
thing and way more songs and you can yell at
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them about Dave Matthews if you'd like more what he
shows next. You're here now picking uphere we left off
right before the break about the God Tear rocksongs is
loudwire dot Com put it from different decades. We covered
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the nineties, we covered in the eighties, and now into
the seventies. I'll give you the songs that they included
for what they say were the most important decade defining songs,
and I narrowed it down to to seven. And out
of these seven, which one do you think should be
number one?
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Started with Welcome to Kenny, Deniable, Classic.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Right, Eagles and in Hotel California. Have you ever seen
the Eagles live? No, that's one band that I would
like to say I would always yeah, I miss them
by like a few days when I would visit a city.
They added some more shows at the Sphere in that
I think that'd be a cool place to see a
show too. Also on their list is Kiss. Of course
(27:58):
I remember as a kid because we go to the library,
remember that you could like borrow albums and I would
always see Kiss albums in there, and I want to
like hear though, so I listened to them, but I
didn't get it. Like people like this, I love multiple Kiss.
(28:19):
This is such a dumb Also on their list Skinner.
Now what I'm gonna say next, I think we'll ruffle
(28:39):
some feathers. But I'm sorry, it's my truth. I have
never been a fan of Pink Floyd people. Every time
I hear a Pink Floyd song, I'm like, God, damn,
get to it already. Yeah, so damn like old school
alarm clocks and bells ringing and left to right little
(29:03):
thing it goes on and then all of a sudden,
like a pulsing kind.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Of like.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
It's a little theatrical for you.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
No, and then it gets into it and you're like, oh, okay, fine,
but man does it take like ninety seconds. It's old
school trippy stuff. Man.
Speaker 20 (29:22):
Yeah, I mean it's you love them or you hate
him kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
All right, So you got that now. The next one,
I know is gonna get a lot of votes, but
loud wire dot Com put it in there. Songs that
define the decade the seventies.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not again.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Jerry Jerry, really Bad Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
And Ruined Queen for me. I used to love them,
and now I to your.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Point, you can't. Yeah, I'm not saying they don't have
good songs. I couldn't figure out why I wasn't crazy
about them the way that other people were. And it's
they are songs from musicals. Makes a lot of sense
for Gina or my wife, other people who really love musicals.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I hate musicals, but I just love the big sound
of it what they did rock opera right right?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
And then number one for some people they had a
number one on their list. I don't think this is
the number one song, but a dream on great songs.
I regret never seeing that. You never saw Aaron Yeah,
(30:51):
I love Aerosmith so good. Aersmith's Live is fantastic. And
one last song for your consideration, song that defined the seven.
I'm telling you right now this is my number one.
I don't care if Bohemian Rhapsody is on there. Stairway
to Heaven from Led Zeppelin.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Now this song is fun, love this, It's squeeze. That's
suit if we all call June and.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
The Pie all right? So who's number one? Personal favorite?
Just go back in case you're just tuning in. Dreamont Aerosmith, Eagles, Hotel, California, Kiss,
rock and Roll All Night, Zeppelin, Starawoo, Heaven, Skinnerts, We
Can Camem Alabama, Pink Floyd, another Brick in the Wall,
and then Queen Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Personally my favorite of that list, Pink Floyd. I love
per and Lloyd, absolutely love them. But I call the
boring stuff but the most iconic for me, the most
deaf defining one is Hotel California Eagles.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
Yeah, every one.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
Of these songs goes on my list of I'm cool.
Never hearing any of them again, you know they're great.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
I'm done.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
And I would say the most seventies rock song has
to be Kiss, and then second would be Hotel California.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I would say Hotel California, and then Sweet Home Alabama Love.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, Yeah, Sweet.
Speaker 23 (32:19):
Home Alabama is my personal favorite. But I think most
iconic on this list has to go Bohemian Rhapsody, but.
Speaker 12 (32:25):
I feel like that didn't get a resurgence until Wayne's World.
Speaker 23 (32:29):
There is that, but it's still because they fought for
this song to be played, which was a very long song,
to be a single, and then that really opened the
door for other artists to push their songs that were
really long, like Billy Joel's Italian Restaurant. Then that one
was able to get put through, So it really was
a groundbreaking song.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
And DJ's everywhere on the radio love because that was
what we call dumper. Yeah smoker, Yeah, so you can go, yeah, smoker,
you can go outside, smoke. You had time to get
out of the building, down the staircase and outside of
smoke and get back.
Speaker 13 (32:58):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
And also a good dumper, like you didn't have to
push too hard and just do a leisure I would
say Stairway to Heaven. I just think you know that.
I hear people say that's their stairway to.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Heaven, like when it's true.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I've heard it referenced so many times. I don't think
I've ever listened to it all the way. It's okay,
stairway to Heaven.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I've heard more people talk about it than you heard
it here. Here's what I'm talking about with the with
Pink Flood. Yeah money, great song once it gets into it,
but holy hell, how long do we have to.
Speaker 24 (33:37):
This?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And this one? Reasonable?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
So now a lot of talk shows because this is
like you know, hey, welcome back. Yeah, but this is
the one I was. Yeah, this takes a terrible It's
like doctor Brown. Oh this solid acting rules. This is
(34:03):
a song actually eventually right, so good, we'll just wait
for the song to start. Forty that much time.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
That is, walk forty miles.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, and then ominous, very ominous, get to it. I
can't wait get.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Meet a month.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Hold it all right, Well there you go. Thank you
for participating, Hope, you enjoyed yourself love. All right, we're
gonna take a quick break. But now I feel like
I kind of have to wait, like the the seven
or eight more seconds four three, two months. I believe
it hits here on the big rock station. Oh no,
(34:54):
we're gonna start a long while forget it all right,
more when it shows next, No, not a yet, probably
correct the Witty Show.
Speaker 9 (35:02):
Morgan, are you ready?
Speaker 18 (35:03):
Oh my god, I was born for this moming right here,
y'all don't know this. I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Let's go woo Woody Woody show, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
I'm Moodie. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace, Good morning
to you. Good morning. There is Sammy. We got Gina grown.
Sea Bass is here, Morgan is here taking a phone
(35:34):
calls at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can
send us eight text over to two two nine eighty seven.
Coming up later on this hour. You know, we had
Morgan going out there with pictures of the guys on
the show. Specifically it was Sea Bass and Greg asking
women is this guy effable? And we started having this
(35:58):
this conversation about well you should do that with some
of the ladies from the show, because people were texting
about that they might do, like you could take a
picture of the most hideous person or a very sketchless
looking person if you took the random dudes on the street.
They go, yep, ye uh yeah, I might shut the
lights off. Yeah yeah, right, like look at it. I'scriminators.
(36:18):
They got dudes like all the time.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Yeah they're dating.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, they're onto the next one, you know. Yeah. So
to put that to the test, where we sent ce
maass out with some photos asking dudes right for science?
Right right is?
Speaker 9 (36:35):
And she is?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
She effable m hm. And so yeah we're gonna have
that for you coming up this hour sping of which
somebody had hit us up on the text over to
two two ninety seven four one two saying I've listened
for years and after you hit two hundred thousand followers
on Instagram, I decided to take a look. Only then
the only person that looks like I thought is Greg
that handsome effort. Out of the ladies, I thought Gina
(36:57):
would be the least attractive just because of a cheat.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Them.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
And that's why ladies never say there.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
But she's a gorgeous woman, best of the line.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
I know that, but thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I thought Sammy would be less nerd and more valley girl.
I thought Morgan would be a ten. But she's just unmemorable.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That that's true.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yet that's not nice?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
True though?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Did you see her at the takeover?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, it's a hardcore. Oh stop it, No, you look good.
Speaker 18 (37:34):
Short I support this anyways.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
That's not going to ruin your day now because of
one text.
Speaker 18 (37:41):
Right, No, I just excuse me. I wish we could
be honest with each other because y'all just lie to me.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I don't want to get into it's not true. I understand,
trust me. I understand what you're saying because I you
know the way that you feel about you I feel
about me.
Speaker 18 (37:56):
Yeah it, no, I get it.
Speaker 20 (37:57):
It doesn't make it true.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
But have you seen Morgan's instat pictures?
Speaker 18 (38:00):
You know you look good from ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
The guys, I thought what he would be more clean
cut and less hobo looking. What Menace I thought would
be greaser, But it's a mix of dirpy with a
touch of the tism. Oh no, you didn't see that coming.
Greaser Sea Bass, I thought Sea Bass was going to
be a nerdy looking dude with low self esteem, but
(38:24):
he didn't disappoint his serial killer. Come to my van
for candy vibe. He radiates poster child for chemical castration
chokes a text from the four one two chokes. I've
got like two dozen kids. Yeah, yeah, they didn't see you,
though they're all alive. They saw my picture, they sure did.
(38:45):
I guess that's true. I guess theism is my new favorite.
Touch of theism is.
Speaker 12 (38:50):
Tanner from Love on the Spectrum. His Instagram handle is
Tanner with the Tism.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I can't watch any more clips.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I watched one video with Tanner in it, and I
totally understand why he drives you crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, really happy. Well there was another one, is it David?
Is another's? I forget this other one that that popped up, Oh.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
David, that's Abby's boyfriend Abby anytime.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, David, because you watch all this stuff. But what
I can't take is the energy, because the energy is
always like this, and they're constantly and it doesn't stop
and blah blah blah blah, and I'm like, that's.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
A really good Tanner.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Also, also, I was catching up ship I was catching
it's too much something No, no saying, are we sure
like a couple of these people aren't at faking? Yeah,
I've seen people. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
I'm trying to see on the cast. I think there's
a lady on there faking. I think there's a dude
on there faking because I hang out with a couple
of autists. The folks, as you know, shout out to
have baked, shout out to.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Hammer and Hank o'bragen. They're not.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Yeah, I just like being around them for over twenty
years and seeing these people. I'm like, some of these
it seems off, like you know, authentic.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
You know what people will say to that menace. It's
a spectrum. Maybe they're on this side of the spectrum.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I heard.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
I'm very I'm intrigued and I want to know more.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
But I just love on the spectrum.
Speaker 14 (40:26):
Right.
Speaker 20 (40:26):
So they're trying to date other people with autism.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
No, they're trying to be on Netflix.
Speaker 20 (40:33):
Why would you be trying to date somebody?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Why did sign up for a study? Whereas for people
who were actively on meth he did it for the money.
I say this not ironically.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
I would be completely down to data chick on the spectrum, Yes,
of course, because they're quiet, they're less needy, they're they're like,
they're they're like dudes essentially.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
One chick on there there's a freaking millionaire.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 16 (40:56):
Like chicks on this multrum from what I understand, are
like just they're into to, you know, whatever, science, math,
don't want to be good for you. I love a quiet,
non like low maintenance girl. Absolutely, Jesus great a jew Danny.
Speaker 12 (41:13):
Danny on the show is that she's smart, she's a millionaire,
she's an illustrator, and she really wants to find someone to.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Get together have sex.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (41:24):
The only problem is they're typically not eights above. That's
I'm sure I did like you some are there some
cute I did like.
Speaker 4 (41:29):
That one scene though, when the mom is trying to
set up the sun and she's like, I have to
tell you one thing though she's blonde, and then and
he freaks out.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
But is this an all of a sudden kind of thing,
like this whole obsession with love on the spectrum, because
I feel like I never heard about it until maybe
a month ago.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Season.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, it's been, it's been. Nobody really talked about it,
at least not to the point where it's like this,
it seems like a critical mass. I don't know everybody's
talking about she's really hit with the public, or maybe
just the dopes on this show like Morgan and Gina
who keep talking about it all the time. They're obsessed.
Speaker 6 (42:06):
I just won't watch Down.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
For Love or whatever.
Speaker 18 (42:10):
They have an Australia version.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
That was the first one.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Right, the accident's got to be awesome. There must have
been like some social media clip that like just hit
and then people started watching it. Well, coming up next,
we're gonna put that theory to the test. Sea Bass
out on the streets asking guys with pictures of women,
is she effable? Will anybody say no? I don't even
know what the pictures are. Let's just say they include
(42:33):
some folks, you know personally. Oh okay. I didn't know
what we were doing that. I thought we were just
finding ugly people. I thought that was the whole thing, Like,
no matter how ugly the chick was, Like.
Speaker 16 (42:42):
Well, there's been adjustments to these photos because they had
pictures of Greg and these are like, eh, it's like
that's Greg.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
He's gorgeous.
Speaker 12 (42:52):
Speaking of Greg, I have had to convince my friend
over the past week that Greg is not Brian Austin.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Green, which I've never heard.
Speaker 6 (43:02):
I showed you the text, did I not read? She's like, no,
that's him, No, it's not you.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Are you sure that's not Brian.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I was working in the radio industry, working in the
past thirty years.
Speaker 14 (43:15):
This is our every day.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
The people industry are getting cut left and right, left
and left and left and right. They've never gone. You
know what we should really add position?
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I wonder if today is the last.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
Act ye.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
The Woody Show. Well, if you remember, we had Morgan
out there pictures Sea Bass and Greg Gory asking women
out there to take a look at the picture and
answer the question, is this guy affable? Here's what they
said about Sea Bass.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Is he.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I'm sorry, you need to work on yourself a little more.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
He is not.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I feel like he's like he's too big. And I
did like, I don't like his bill.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
You don't like his bill.
Speaker 8 (44:05):
I don't like his bill.
Speaker 24 (44:07):
He has nice eyes. They both have nice eyes, though,
And I feel like is probably small.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, she feels like that. She feels like that, Well,
she doesn't know. She just shows so much she shows
you can trust anything she says because she was so
wrong anyway. But we were discussing after that, and people
had brought up in the text like, man, you couldn't
really do this, you know, by uh, you know, taking
pictures of women out there, because you would ask like
random guys like, hey, is this chick effa bowl? Would
you find? How hard would it be to find a
(44:34):
guy who would say no? I mean unless it's something
like really atrocia, But I wouldn't put you guys in
that category. It's not like every single chick in the
world no, no. But it's like in the Pinch, we've
done that before, Like we had this really hideous co
worker from twenty years ago, Like, yeah, like dude, she
should be guarding a bridge somewhere.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Disgusting as a person. Disgusting too, what he curses on children? Yeah,
she's a rotten person. She deserves anything that we say.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
That's true. It's just a fact.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
And so it would be like, you know, so, Greg,
would you rather blankety black wing flank or give oral
to this person maintaining eye contact into completion? And that's
always as you do anything but that right exactly, So
I wouldn't put you guys in that category. See bats
went out, there are some pictures of some ladies, and
we're asking dudes, is she affable?
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Science?
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Exactly for science?
Speaker 16 (45:27):
And so I I want to be fair to the
women on this show, because if it's just the women
on this show, of course guys are going to say, yes,
that's it's easy.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
So I threw a little curveball in there.
Speaker 16 (45:34):
I asked our good friend Ai to like, take, let's
say a picture of Morgan, Sammy, Gena, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
But what if they were pregnant? Oh and a. I
did a good job to see what does look like?
Speaker 16 (45:45):
There you go, Gina, here's you. It's like she's literally Gina,
but she's the octom.
Speaker 20 (45:51):
She does not cover her belly when she's probably.
Speaker 16 (45:54):
Last showed a big pregnant belly on a God, it.
Speaker 20 (46:00):
Looks like the watermelon stummach.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
That is Oh wow, that's unsettling. You are protruding there.
Some guys are into that. Well look at my eyes.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (46:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (46:13):
The other thing too, that Ai I'll do. I'll say,
make this woman pregnant and it'll give them.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Like different shoes and an extra arm.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
For some reason, did you see what I did for
Easter for us, I said, hey, make I took the
photo our promo photo.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
I said, make this Easter I did.
Speaker 20 (46:29):
Faces are different and then they started just.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Changing the face. It doesn't need to do that, but
it does.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah, it was weird, stupid AI.
Speaker 16 (46:34):
So here's a guy's reactions to will they bang pregnant Gina?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
This lady Bangable? Yes she's pregnant, but you would do that?
Speaker 8 (46:43):
The baby don't know me. He's in there. I'm out here.
It's way better when they're pregnant. And when you're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I did not know that.
Speaker 8 (46:53):
Yes, I have kids.
Speaker 16 (46:56):
Really pregnant ladies are actually extra damp.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah okay, and.
Speaker 20 (47:00):
Also he knows that he can't knock.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
You up right, I can't see. Here's another guy, his
name is Michael. Yeah, talk about Gina pregnant? Okay?
Speaker 17 (47:08):
Is this lady Bangible? Oh what look the big ad feet?
Shapass in?
Speaker 1 (47:14):
But you like women with big feet? I don'ts the first.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
You got the feet?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
I think AI might have screwed again. It does weird things. Besides,
I'm a seven and a half, but I thought for
sure he was talking about the belly. Same is this
lady bangible?
Speaker 17 (47:28):
Oh what look the big ad feet? Shopass in?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
But you like women with big feet?
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
I don't really look at it. Really, you gotta look
at the feet. The feet is the quality of a woman. Said, Now,
you're not one of those foot people? Are you foot freaks?
Speaker 17 (47:41):
My wife has got a little little taste of my appetite.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh, lick at him. It's your wife.
Speaker 12 (47:48):
Okay, lot, I guess his picture. I guess, all right,
here's the Are the feet like clown shoes?
Speaker 1 (47:54):
No? I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (47:56):
He's really infeat.
Speaker 16 (47:59):
I should know guy who when a girl walked in
the room, his eyes would just automatically right, Yeah, more
with up will guys bang pregnant Gina?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
All right, just girl bangable? That's nasty.
Speaker 9 (48:11):
I can't think bangable belly bangable?
Speaker 1 (48:16):
What about at she didn't have the big pregnant belly?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah face o.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Sweet bang her face? And they say chivalry is dead? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (48:29):
I know?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
All right. So again for science we did the round
with sea Bass and Greg. We will do other ones,
like for myself and for Menace and uh Morgan. We'll
take those pictures out asking chicks are we effable? But
just again, first for science, Will guys turn anything down? Uh?
Speaker 16 (48:46):
Sea bass? What's the next one? I made Sammy pregnant?
I said, take this picture of Sammy, make her pregnant.
And it gave her you could see her belly sticking
out of her sweater, and it gave her like she's
drinking a glass of champagne or some.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Kind of drinking while pregnant.
Speaker 20 (49:01):
AI all right, it really opened up my sweater there
just like split to make a belly.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
She just looks fat.
Speaker 18 (49:09):
Yeah, that's can't even.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Passed a long cick. Well it's h yes, yeah all right,
So well that looks like she has a mustache. Will
they bang pregnant? Salmon? Is this lady bangable? Somebody banged
her out already?
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (49:22):
And she's drinking alcohol and what's this on her lips?
Speaker 5 (49:26):
She's got herbs pregnant and alcohol definitely triple no bam bamp.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
So that's what a I did. A I really jacked
up the hand, the hand on the drink of the
knuckles and stuff's like she said, either mustache or herpes.
And then look at the lip the upper lips. Milk
mustage looks like a milk mustache. But it's herpes. So Sammy, sorry,
I got Oh no, what am I going to do now?
Speaker 6 (49:49):
I guess the drinking and the babies?
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Right, Sure, find some guy. What about what about this dude?
Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 15 (49:55):
She looks like another prego so I'll say, yes, she's
having a good time, she's enjoying the time. Yeah, how
long she's above age? You know, I'm not trying to
pull the sand in Sharp out here. She's still on
a kiddy size. She's gonna get on your nerves after
you screw hers. She's going to be like clingy.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Oh tell me about it, Oh tell me.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
About It's young, so young that I might not be
of age.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, you might be a minor, because Kitty size a minor.
Speaker 16 (50:23):
That was blaming Shannon Sharp for underage stuff or just
saying he beats people.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
The next photo would be Morgan but pregnant.
Speaker 16 (50:31):
Morgan pregnant in her photos once she took I think
at the UFC heady quarters where she's in kind of
fight gear. It completely changed Morgan's face to make her
look kind of like Jojo Siwa.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
But may give your eyes. Pregnant up and this could
be your future if you and Cobbo stay together, Morgan.
Speaker 20 (50:47):
I completely changed Morgan's face.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
That's weird, pumped up. Wow, we'll trade the photo. So yeah,
something like just so you know, like what your future
looks like. What do you mean never you and Coba
talked about kids.
Speaker 18 (51:00):
I'm never having a kid ever ever in my life.
I will kill myself.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
I mean, you're supposed to abort the baby, not yourself.
What you said that about his dog.
Speaker 18 (51:10):
If it had to come to that, I would kill myself.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
No.
Speaker 18 (51:14):
I don't need to have kids. I'm not I'm not
built for that.
Speaker 6 (51:16):
Okay, Okay, I know yourself.
Speaker 16 (51:18):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Out of the uh, out of the pictures so far,
this one looks the most quote normal, and then where
it did like a I didn't completely you know, yeah,
jackup her face.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Well no, it did jack up her face. It doesn't
look like her.
Speaker 6 (51:32):
No, but it looks she's not cross either.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
The milk mustache, but her body even pregnant looks.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
So with these dudes, thanks Greg, With these dudes banging
a pregnant Morgan.
Speaker 22 (51:42):
Oh you'll see fighter too. That's not right, that's weird. Yeah,
and he period much have periods. I'm telling you like,
we haven't been a relationship that month. It's not getting
emotionally mad at you. They'll cuss you off and then
they'll get happy. Yeah, they didn't get the period. When
they that, that's the most when they get the period,
and the worst one she has board do if she
(52:03):
was at pregnant.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Bang, there's too much drama. So yeah, he said we
didn't have their period a lot. Yeah, and he's too emotional.
Speaker 18 (52:11):
I'm looking at it now. This does not look like
at me at all.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
She's good.
Speaker 18 (52:14):
I mean she looks good, looks like almost Ronda Rousey time.
Speaker 6 (52:17):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, little has a vibe.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
But not bad though, right, not that bad.
Speaker 18 (52:23):
No, I was expecting way worse than what you thought
it was.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yet it wasn't a banging yet.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (52:28):
What about Chad? Would he bang youre pregnant? Is this
lady bangable?
Speaker 8 (52:31):
And he's giving me a.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Lineup of straight pregnant chicks?
Speaker 16 (52:33):
Now?
Speaker 8 (52:33):
Yeah, that one right there?
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Her first baby moment.
Speaker 9 (52:36):
Okay, she's good.
Speaker 8 (52:37):
Maybe she's like you seem I don't like like the
little the number of girls. I knocked that down.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, I knocked that down.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
I'll take it we'll fight reference in there was.
Speaker 8 (52:50):
No, he wasn't hot.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
All right, Well, yeah we have we have a we
have a couple more. But these these aren't women. I
mean one is clearly menace.
Speaker 16 (53:03):
Well you're forgetting woody ai, Yeah, yeah, okay, so like
if Menace was a woman. I took to Coachella yeah
and said, hey, make medicin into one of the other
twenty three year old girls. And then the other one
is a it's a it's a using meth pipe. I
was gonna say, like like a junkie of some kind.
So what about female menace and the meth head. We'll
(53:29):
find out are they bangable?
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are gonna go, oh god, he's here again.
Speaker 9 (53:42):
You're so tortured, man.
Speaker 5 (53:43):
I am.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
AI generated photos of pregnant Gina, pregnant Sammy, pregnant Morgan.
Are they posted menace?
Speaker 5 (53:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Okay, so you can see those on Instagram? Yes, okay,
what's show on Instagram? That's what mess had out on
them streets. I mean they're over the top. I think
the Morgan one looked the most No, like, I'm just sad,
like the most real Yeah, yeah, pretty real because AI,
as you know, distorts certain things like your hands, your photo,
(54:18):
they split the sweater, your feet, I think most guys, yeah,
but they we still do it. Now we have this
is a picture of pregnant menace. Just just just female menace.
I'm sorry, female menace. And then and then the method.
Somebody said, my cowork and I are listening to all
the guys comments about the pregnant photos and they're funny.
(54:38):
The sexiest gal on the show, it's Morgan. Morgan fishing
for compliments. She knows she's a certified batty.
Speaker 18 (54:47):
Say that, truly, I'm just being honest. I'm not fishing
for compliments. I'm just being honest.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
I hate when they say certified bad certified batty, you're crazy.
I am crazy, not a bad e but bat ta yep.
And speaking about how weird people are, New York City
now has scratch and sniff ads that let you smell armpits.
(55:12):
You've seen a smart movie thinking about that. It's to
promote aluminum free deodorant. And there's posters up around the
city like, you know, an enormous armpit letting people scratch
and sniff to get a sample the fragrance of the
new deodorant. Yeah, but like if you saw that, would
you walk up to it and scratch it and sniff it?
I don't think I would. Yes, you also great ad campaign. No,
(55:35):
it's great. I think it's a great ad campa. But like, yeah,
I'm you're curiosity. I would you would? Yeah? I don't know?
Of course want it? You know, that's that's one of
the things, like chicks with Harry armpits, like, oh yeah, yeah,
gross armpits are disgusting.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
When I used to watch Shaw's the Sunset on Bravo,
back when the gay dudes they love smelling each other's armpits.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Let's say this picture of a Menace as a chick
coach and I said, hey, make medical lady, and it
sure did. Yeah, oh yeah, and now Menace does use
female the odor and you're still doing that, right.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
I know?
Speaker 1 (56:06):
I moved on, you do, yes, Well, after almost twenty years,
I have moved on. I found a new love and
shout out to the rock. Yeah, the Papa.
Speaker 16 (56:14):
Tula, it's really good. That's the photo celebrity change you
used to use?
Speaker 3 (56:19):
What secret?
Speaker 1 (56:20):
A secret? I was all about a secret us like
a short blonde sort of a yeah, so describe a gina.
Speaker 6 (56:30):
Yeah, he he's a she's a stocky gal, which he's
a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (56:35):
It was with a short blonde bob, big sunglasses, you know,
with the BUCkies outfit, and looks.
Speaker 6 (56:42):
Like she's down for a good time.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
Okay, all right, so would the dudes uh be willing
to go for a roll in the hey with lesbian menace.
Let's see as Sea Bass is out on these streets?
Is this lady Bangable?
Speaker 5 (56:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah, she looks like a like a tomboy type. Uh huh,
it's still throw it in there. Yeah, some of them,
some of them go to Bay all right, someone, okay,
so that's good.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Good.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah, Yeah, here's this lady Bangable.
Speaker 8 (57:10):
I'm not into love, but she looks actually have a
liquor license.
Speaker 5 (57:14):
She has.
Speaker 8 (57:15):
I lick her license exactly.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
I like that. Yeah. Somebody on Instagram already says I
look like Grandma. Yeah, well that makes sense. Yeah, next one,
the meth head.
Speaker 16 (57:26):
So this is just a I said hey, it said, hey, hey,
I give me a woman and you know, in her
underwear smoking a meth pipe and she looks kind of
like maybe like Alissa Milano.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Plus she's hot, okay, do it her hairs? Al she
looks like like the New Age models where they all
look kind of you know who. She reminds me of,
like in the face a bit is Caroline who used
to work here but like in an alley filthy with
a glass pipe.
Speaker 3 (57:55):
Yeah, I see Caroline there a little bit, but that's
just set a glance.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
I haven't seen the hole, yeah, I mean just definitely
not over Yeah, let me see on our Instagram show
on Instagram. Yeah. No, you would definitely use protection for
this check, right, I mean you could tell if someone's
dirty or not just by looking at them, because she's
literally dirty.
Speaker 6 (58:14):
She's literally got to filth. You want to double bag
it covered?
Speaker 5 (58:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (58:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (58:18):
All right?
Speaker 1 (58:18):
So would these dudes do the meth head check? Is
this lady bangable?
Speaker 7 (58:22):
Helly?
Speaker 1 (58:23):
What is that her mom? What is that for a
math piat? Would that be a bad thing?
Speaker 8 (58:29):
I mean she still looked.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
Bad though, Okay, all right, okay, good, okay, all right?
And then what about Chad?
Speaker 9 (58:36):
Was he thinking?
Speaker 17 (58:37):
Give us?
Speaker 8 (58:38):
She says it about the four hours and you're like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (58:41):
Playing with her nose?
Speaker 8 (58:41):
Maybe playing with some veins, but I don't know. It's
not given healthy smart, it's.
Speaker 9 (58:46):
Not kidding it.
Speaker 16 (58:47):
You can't just say she doesn't look healthy. You have
to say it's not given healthy. It's not giving giving healthy,
it's given. So one out of two for the method,
that's not bad. Yeah for lesbian men, yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
But overall guys way less would do?
Speaker 3 (59:01):
Yeah? Would you?
Speaker 1 (59:02):
And if you got if you want to see the
photos we got and posted on our Instagram, we can
check it out there at the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 9 (59:10):
Noise the Woody Shows.
Speaker 5 (59:14):
This is no.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Bad like a boom boom boom, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically correct world. Thank
you for being here giving us some of your valuable
time this morning. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.
There's Menace, what is up? Gina grad is here. We
got Sea Bass, Sammy Money, Morgan's taking your calls. Eight
(59:40):
seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. And Morgan comes in every once in a while,
almost like a secretary, and she's got questions that she's
collected because she sees, you know, the people on the text,
and we try to do our best to get back
to you know, people on the text when we can't,
and there's there's some that escape us to get busy
(01:00:03):
and we're doing stuff, but that she's been collecting some
of the questions that people have on the text that
people have been calling in with that you know, haven't
made it onto the air, And so we figured, like
she's got all these questions from listeners, maybe we can
we can answer some of those. Okay, hopefully you can. Yeah,
and there was one in particular that you brought up.
Speaker 19 (01:00:21):
Yeah, I'm going to start with that one because this
is one that caught my eye. I think you guys missed.
So it's from the three to one. Oh yeah, says
hey Woody show. We are expecting a baby. We want
the gender to be a surprise. But we're having a
debate about whether if it's the boy, to give him
the chop or not.
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
What do you guys think, Oh, circumcision, Yeah, totally, yeah
for it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Usually it's based on the dad. What he wants is right?
Speaker 9 (01:00:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
That's what I would think. Dad is usually the more
adamant one about that time.
Speaker 12 (01:00:48):
Yeah, and I know moms who put the kibosh on it, right,
And that's not fair. Really, I don't think that's fair.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I don't know that was the rule. I didn't know
there was. Like I thought it was just like a
decision that my said, will be circumcised.
Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Because if he decides later, who wants to go through that?
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Mad people have done it later in life. It was
not fun. We talked about Yeah, we've talked about this before.
No child, no baby remembers their circumcision. They don't, So
like you could take that out of the equation. I
don't remember it. It might have been traumatic as hell.
You don't remember. You have no idea whether you blacked
(01:01:26):
it out or that's just the way that God intended.
Speaker 23 (01:01:28):
I think it's the fear of something going wrong that
you would end up saying no to it, right, no.
Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
No, no, And people are just very much against it.
I guess some kind of like well and the mutilation,
and you get all the people who are ant either.
Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Penis intactivists or something something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Huge amount of people. There's three guys who dressed in
white with red blotches on the I mean, look, as
a guy, I would say, definitely definitely do it. I
mean it does seem out. I mean, it does seem cleaner.
You know, it's it's it's more visually appealing, you know
what I'm saying. I don't really think about.
Speaker 16 (01:02:10):
It visually please appealing to whom, appealing to whom, visually
to others yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Him. So, yeah, I would think there's in general, Well.
Speaker 18 (01:02:24):
Aren't they all the same one?
Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
They're excited?
Speaker 18 (01:02:27):
Yeah, so what does it matter because.
Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
You got to be very hygienic, Yes, to figure that out.
Speaker 12 (01:02:35):
I have seen both up close close close and person
and I gotta tell you, the one that didn't get
the chop, weird, weird.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Taste, lack of hygiene.
Speaker 23 (01:02:54):
Maybe that would be a hygiene thing that might not
be everybody, but that particular.
Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
Not not so good.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah that is well, that is okay.
Speaker 16 (01:03:03):
So they actually do these and adults in some cases
because it does reduce the risk of as they say,
and the ribbon and the terran oh exact and men
in Africa I had, like I told her, the whole
village it got it because of some kind of stev
that was going around.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Yeah, it is easier. Yeah, a wild day. The lines
that one of the trillion box botched things, Well, all
in favor of this person getting their son's circumcised. Say,
I where there was making the final decision for them.
Speaker 19 (01:03:37):
But I asked it might be a girl to worry
about it. They did that, They did ask all right.
Next question, next one from the eight one eight. Hey,
I'm a straight guy, and I forgot if I'm okay
to use an umbrella or not?
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Bos what do think?
Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
That's your question?
Speaker 16 (01:03:55):
Umbrella is typically as a straight man, you don't want
to be using those, however.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
By yourself or with another person. Certainly not with another
person unless it's a chick.
Speaker 16 (01:04:03):
That's that's like saying, do you want to when you
go to the bathroom, do you dock with the guy
next to you? That's just ridiculous. That's to even throw
out there, would he?
Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (01:04:10):
Yeah, you never with another man, of course not. Can
you use it if it's just you by yourself? If
it's absolutely pouring.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Down I'm with you. Torential downpour has to be and
you have to live in a place where that happens
all the time, you know. Yeah, here's the thing. I
think as guys, we're not used to carrying stuff. So
the chances of us carrying something remembering the grab it
when you leave. It's just we don't think about it.
Speaker 16 (01:04:33):
Oh we carry dumbells and stuff, bro. Yeah, yeah, paint buckets,
carry a condom around just in case.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Yeah, you know, we don't do that, but yeah, I
would say.
Speaker 16 (01:04:43):
I mean you're saying no, it's it has to be
absolutely pouring and you have to be and on top
of that, you have to be walking outside for quite
a while.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Can you wear like a rain jacket, no umbrella if.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
You are middle aged men wear rain.
Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Though you're talking about the Sisherman type of range jet
repels water.
Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
I think whatever your regular whatever coat you're already wearing,
is acceptable, and you can even pull that up kind
of over your head that you can't do that if
it's pouring down rain, pouring down rain. It's pouring. I'm
not talking about a drizzle. You walk through a drizzle,
my nizzle. Okay.
Speaker 16 (01:05:21):
The raincoat thing is you have to be you have
to be again on a crab boat.
Speaker 20 (01:05:25):
Or I mean you just use a winter coat that
that would protect.
Speaker 16 (01:05:29):
You, or or you're hiking in the woods and you're
going to be there for four days and you always
going to rain. Yeah, otherwise it's weird. If you have
a raincoat, I've got one.
Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
Forget, I have a cute one.
Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Well that's for girls. Yeah again, rain boots and raincoats
for chicks.
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Like in a financial district, men that have to wear
suits to work, they're the ones that have those full
length rain freases.
Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Yeah yeah, school shooters coat the dusters.
Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Okay, So I guess the answer is super gay?
Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Is that not necessarily gay? It's just it's just not
something I don't think. It's not manly threshold. Damn poor cool.
There's a difference between gay and not manly.
Speaker 19 (01:06:08):
But that But the guy asked, is it gay situational?
I guess you guys question he said, Hey, I'm a
straight guy. I forgot if I'm okay to use an
umbrella or.
Speaker 16 (01:06:18):
That's not what he said. See that is as a
straight man, there's unmanly a different things. Yeah, you guys
imply to.
Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
But why would he say as a straight man if
that wasn't.
Speaker 16 (01:06:27):
Because there's all constitutions the window it would be acceptable.
Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Yeah, because because I wouldn't say. When it comes to
rain I think that we have gotten we as men
have gotten the shaft when it comes to umbrellas, because
women have those umbrellas that are like domes. As a man,
I don't have the nerve to use one, but they
make more sense than your standard umbrella. I would love
to use one, but I can't. They have LEDs and
(01:06:54):
thanks society, you could.
Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
I could do anything I want. I'm a grown adult,
I'm saying, but I can do whatever you want as well.
But you can get away with it. I can get
away with it legally, illegally.
Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Because somebody would go like, all righty here, okay, complete hypothetical,
All right, is dome umbrella?
Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Tyler more umbrella?
Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
He steps out of his car, he's walking into the store,
and some other dude goes, what are you gay? You
go yeah, actually know, and he goes okay, cool cool man. Yeah,
tracks and then in the mouth party yeah. And then
that would be it. That would be end it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
It'd be like, oh, okay, you have a pass. Or
how about this nightmare scenario. You're dressed up to go
to a wedding or whatever and it's raining. You use
an umbrella.
Speaker 16 (01:07:42):
You don't have to.
Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
You're all shower fresh, your hair is on point. Yeah,
you don't want to get wet before walking into the wedding.
Speaker 16 (01:07:48):
Yeah, you look like well, it depends if you're against
How far is the walk true?
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Yeah, standard parking lot or just wait it out in
your car.
Speaker 20 (01:07:55):
But your hair will be all messed up?
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Yeah, what about the hair?
Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
What's the next question?
Speaker 18 (01:08:00):
From the seven one to four? This is for Sammy.
I looked up Sammy yesterday and she is so hot.
Why is she single? Does she have cats or something?
Is there something going on downtown?
Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
What's the deal?
Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I have a question for the person to send that question?
Do you listen? She's so complicated? Everyone is actually no,
because she's she's very particular. She has, like you seem
to be a person that has their way of life
and way of doing things. And it's very much about.
Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Like you mean, like her way or the highway.
Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
No, I her way, like the crocheting watching brom coms.
Speaker 18 (01:08:41):
I think some guys would love that. They want to right, How.
Speaker 20 (01:08:44):
Does that make me particular?
Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Though? I guess no, it's just a okay, it's bad.
I mean I got nothing else to that. It's just
a bad taken. We had a question. I was giving
you a right, let's explain. What is her response?
Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Thank you menace.
Speaker 23 (01:09:04):
Yeah, what is my response as to I mean, I
think it's always a weird question for people to be like,
why are you single?
Speaker 20 (01:09:09):
What's wrong with you? There doesn't have to be something
wrong with me number one to be single?
Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Really, see Bess, that's a funny answer.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Well say are you not singles? Are you with somebody?
Speaker 12 (01:09:21):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (01:09:21):
I Well, I don't want to take away from Samy
because that's the main question here. But Menics and I
both laughed at that because it would lots out because
it seems kind of defense.
Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
Exactly, Sea Bass, you are single?
Speaker 13 (01:09:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Is there something wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Hold on, we're derailing.
Speaker 23 (01:09:36):
It is a defensive answer because I think it's very
rude for people to always say things like that. I
don't so so that to me to begin with, I
don't really understand. I'll say, there's nothing that's wrong with me, right,
But I would say probably the biggest thing is I
just don't meet people. I work a lot, I'm here
all the time, I go home, I'm go to bed early,
(01:09:57):
and even like when I hang out with people, A
lot of my friends are married and have kids, and
at a certain point, you just are not meeting new people, right,
it's a strange thing that you don't really expect to happen.
You don't really know what's coming, and all of a
sudden you're.
Speaker 20 (01:10:13):
Like, oh my god, I don't mean anyone new.
Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Where are the single people?
Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
And I think you're right to get defensive because when
you when you're asked why are you single? The you
know they're implying something's wrong because you are single. Right,
so she should take well, and it's.
Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
The same thing as like, well, why don't you have
kids like you? That is so not even like, don't
don't tuget that.
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
What's d what's the thing that we were talking about
the dude who had the video about like, you know,
there's crazy, hot and single. You can only be two,
you can't be all three.
Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
Okay, Well she's hot and she's single.
Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Oh no, what is it like?
Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
The matrix? A matrix? How does that go? So if
she's hot and single, it okay. So if you're hot
and single, it means you're crazy. If you're crazy and hot,
that means you're single. I see, if you're crazy and single.
Speaker 16 (01:11:06):
Yeah, And he broke it down to the danger zone,
the fun zone, the wife zone, and the wife zone
for him was eight and above and they like a
two and below and crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Uh.
Speaker 16 (01:11:15):
And then the below that's the unicorn zone, which is
eight and above hot and like one and below crazy, which.
Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Is But I think Sammy to all this.
Speaker 16 (01:11:22):
Sammy's explanation was spot on, because after you at a
certain age, all your friends are not hooking you up
with their friends anymore. They're going on daddy daughter, my daughter.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Dates, like my friend groups when they get together, like
they're all pretty much married and they it's all pretty
much about the kids now, right. And then there's a
few people that are like divorced and stuff, and they're
all bitter.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
And Sammy does have but you know, they got problems advantages.
Speaker 16 (01:11:52):
She does live near where she grew up mostly high school, college,
et cetera, so she has that going for her. I
should have swirled this back around to Gina's question. I
don't have that going for me, do right, Like when
I lived in Atlanta, where all my friends were, where
I went to school is oh, I was every weekend.
I was doing all kinds of fun stuff if people
who were But again, as you get to upper twenties
(01:12:14):
into the thirties, that starts to go away because all
your buddies aren't doing that stuff anymore unless you.
Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Have like a full dirt friends, which I do.
Speaker 16 (01:12:23):
Uh, And then it's like oh and that well again,
Samy doesn't have advantage as a lady, but and as
a lady with no kids, which is a huge for her.
Age is a huge advantage as far as guys talking
to her. But she doesn't go on the dating apps. Yeah,
and she does have an awful schedule.
Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Yeah, so what is like? Greg always says we talk
about that you don't like those apps, like if you're
if the whole thing is meeting people, like, you're not
in favor of the apps.
Speaker 20 (01:12:44):
Well, I've never been on the apps.
Speaker 23 (01:12:46):
I just don't think I'm that type of a person
because I'm not. I don't typically judge people. I know,
you guys are gonna be like, oh, but off of
how they look, I can't tell their vibe. And I'm
much more of a vibe type person than I am
of how they look. And I don't like judge people
that way. It just feels weird to me, and I
won't I think accurately be able.
Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
To do that.
Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
May I suggest speed dating.
Speaker 16 (01:13:06):
Oh it's okay, see now hold on, Yeah, okay, that's
a that's a perfectly normal response.
Speaker 13 (01:13:14):
Than that.
Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
Exactly other people that would go, I get.
Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
That, I get that, I get that.
Speaker 16 (01:13:19):
But I but from what I understand is that because
the apps are such a waste of time these days,
people are going back to the I R L. As
they say, dating and the speed dating. It isn't like
it isn't some guy with a mole. And you know,
when you think of like the movie version of all
the creeps that would be on a speed date, Apparently
it's just people who are like, it's people with exactly
(01:13:40):
Sammy's attitude of like, I don't want to deal with
swiping and people flaky.
Speaker 20 (01:13:44):
Yeah, I've never seen anyone have a great time on.
Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
That Tony pictures, right exactly, don't look like that looks
matter like you say, like you want to get a vibe.
What if a guy is an umbrella user? Is that
a deal breaker? What if he's uncircumstansed uncircumcised deal breaker? Okay,
So feel about those two things that we covered a
big thing one seven texting over Sammy, how about a
free trip to Cabo? It worked? Out for you.
Speaker 18 (01:14:11):
Yeah, you got to take a chance.
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Sometimes.
Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
By the way, we haven't gotten an update. You're still
with You're still with your boyfriend, right.
Speaker 18 (01:14:16):
Yeah, we're still together.
Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
So again we try to pay as much attention as
we can. Emails, of course, we get those in the
after hours, voicemails and things like that. Somebody texts coming
through every morning and a lot of times, you know,
we're doing our thing and oh go bye, we won't
even necessarily see it. But Morgan is paying attention because
everybody's secondary job is to try to keep an eye
(01:14:46):
on that text get back to as many people as
we can. If you ever want to text and be
part of the show, we always say eight seven seven
forty four what used to call? You can text two
to nine eight seven and Morgan, as we had right
before the break, some more questions from people who have
been texting.
Speaker 19 (01:15:01):
Yeah, so from the nine oh four. My wife did
a peloton ride this morning and Greg understore Underscore. Gory
was also in the class.
Speaker 18 (01:15:11):
Any chance it was my dog?
Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Yeah, yeah, no, I wouldn't mind having a peloton They
look cool.
Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
But would you ever cycle?
Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Greg?
Speaker 24 (01:15:22):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I probably would if I had one, but I think there.
You know, my big thing is utilitarian things in the house.
I don't want to see them like garbage cans or anything.
Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
That they make a hutch for your peloton.
Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
I know there's a way you can put it away.
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
When I was way into a peloton before, you know,
finding zep bound, which is way better. There is a
bunch of Woody Show listeners on peloton. There is a
hashtag the Woody Show and that that are our listeners
of the show that do peloton.
Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Greg, that'd be one thing that you would buy and
then you never use it, really, yeah, because you have
no ambition to exercise at all.
Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
I don't, but if I had a pelt Ton, I
honestly I would use it.
Speaker 16 (01:16:02):
If the instructor was talking to you like there's Greg, No,
we played those that audio and do you still call
them pelotards? We played that audio and it's the most
obnoxious people in the planet.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
I mean, you don't, yeah, but you don't do the class.
Can't you just do it where it looks like you're
riding through the countryside or whatever?
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Yeah? Yeah, those people. Because my wife was addicted to
the peloton ride thing. Really, oh my god, she bought
all the shirts and the oh she was following the
trainers or who whether pelotards on social media and yeah,
well here's a couple of examples. This is what Sea
Bass said we were just talking about. These are some
(01:16:38):
of the obnoxious trainers. They call them, uh yeah, instructors.
Thank you. There's the word I'm trying to think of. Yeah,
this is uh here, listen to that, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
What family?
Speaker 24 (01:16:50):
I am Robin, I am here with my dear friend,
Madam Gunn. Listen, when I refer to you as a family,
it is because that is what we are. We're going
to lead with love and today we are going to
stand for power an unapologenic swagger.
Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
So brings all of that to the bike yuck.
Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah, I got.
Speaker 16 (01:17:13):
Explains at the time. But there was a thing that
started with a soul cycle, which is where Peloton came from.
Where fifteen years ago, however, somebody just said let's bring
to the club, to the gym, and it's it's loud,
it's dark, it's neon, and it's this fake Tony Robbins spiel.
You just turned right there with loves and you read
write it's fam and also we just pedal until we're
(01:17:33):
not fat anymore. It's inspirational, but that's in all gyms.
Berry's fitness is one of these the douchies, like most
obnoxious gems, rumble boxing, same same, same formula, or darky loud.
Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
I don't know about our theory, Morgan. He got another question.
Speaker 19 (01:17:47):
Yeah, sure, let's see from the two two five? Why
does menace pronounce it burnunciation?
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Oh, just as a joke. I think you continue to
do it now as a joke. It didn't it didn't
start that way. It is one of those million words
that men can't really say, right, it's yeah, like everything
he does. Yeah, I mean we have guy, there's announciate, enunciate, nonesly.
(01:18:15):
You know what I'm saying. This is where this is,
this is this is where it came from. But I
don't think I had the financiation guide. Yeah, yeah, the
pronounce Let me go down. I gotta scroll down to
the p. This folder has two hundred clips. It's just
it's a great way. It's a great word occasion. No
hold on announce it particularly, all right, Yeah, I mean
(01:18:40):
there's normal.
Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Oh, you know what I think is I have a
whole separate one just that word. Yeah, that's a Oh yeah,
wait here you here it is by nanceerrationing guide was alarm.
That's the original, uh huh by Nance rationing Guide, by
Nancy predecation predecation on amophilia.
Speaker 16 (01:19:05):
And we use that word because it's so much funny
that he mispronounces a word that tells you how to
pronounce this.
Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Agreeably, agreeably able. Oh this is another dude. I think
this could be my favorite menace one of all time.
What is the square corail made out of?
Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Yeah, do you know what that is?
Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Gina?
Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
We all know because we all lived it. We could
offer her a billion dollar? What is the square corail
made out of one?
Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I will offer you ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
I mean I used to be pretty good at this,
but this this is.
Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
Not a word place.
Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
What is a square crew square curl make out of?
Do you spell?
Speaker 16 (01:19:45):
All? Right?
Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Your time is up? Who is the weakest thing?
Speaker 9 (01:19:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Yeah, this is he was hosting weakest. That was the question.
What is the squirker I saw a right?
Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Should we raise it to twenty five thousand?
Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I will add twenty five okay, so what is the
squirk criil made out of.
Speaker 11 (01:20:06):
One?
Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Please? What is a squirre crew square curl made out
of can you spell?
Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Your time is up? Who the weakest thing?
Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
I just saw it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Thirty five thousand dollars is on the line.
Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Where a squark reel.
Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Circular saw, circular saw.
Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
That's a good guest.
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
The clip continues. Sour crawd was the word he was looking.
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Are you all in.
Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
The show? Show? I enjoyed the uh, the questions. Thank
you for by the way, thank you for doing that, Morgan.
I don't know what made her start and writing them down.
Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
It was nice.
Speaker 18 (01:20:56):
Well, now I have a list going, so I'll keep
gapping them.
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Come and hot. That one day with the circumcision question,
as if it was like, yeah, what like I need
to get back to this person right away.
Speaker 18 (01:21:09):
They need a decision.
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Yeah, it was somebody asking if they should get their
sons circumcised chopped as a as they say, Yeah, dude,
years ago menace when you know, before sea bassword. He
would do a lot of this on the street, talking
to people about different thing and I forget what it was.
There was something in the news. There was a lot
of circumcision talk at that point.
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Yeah, this circumcision topic comes around every ten years.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yeah, it's like Haley's comment, it has a cycle, you know,
yes and yeah. So Menace went on the street asking
people circumcision yay or Nick Show?
Speaker 9 (01:21:42):
Are you pro or against circumcisions? I'm like, yes, but
I think it should be the choice of the children. Yeah,
are you pro? Are you against circumcision? I am a
pro for circumcisions.
Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Have you seen an uncircumcised penis in real life on
a baby?
Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
And how did it look?
Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Not too cute?
Speaker 9 (01:22:03):
They're like, man, that's the right, That's exactly what I
was thinking to So.
Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
I'm asking, I'm asking people are they pro or against circumcisions?
Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I'm for circumcision of course.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:22:14):
It's cleaner for one, you know, it keeps.
Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
The penis more clean and fresher.
Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
It can grow a smell into it.
Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
And I will say this is that in this day
and age, most kids don't want to be different, and.
Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
To be uncircumcised will make you really different.
Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
And when you go into the locker rooms when you
get a little bit older and you're the one with
the uncircumcised, yeah, because.
Speaker 9 (01:22:35):
Everybody's cat and or they'll be like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
God, it's weird. Man.
Speaker 9 (01:22:41):
Are you pro or anti circumcision? Neither, but I'm anti
circumcision at birth. I personally do not think that it's
right to present upon any more than child. What have
you seen an uncircumcised penis like? What it looks like?
Speaker 12 (01:22:55):
For real?
Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:22:57):
What are your thoughts on that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Maybe the circle? Sometimes one looks a little better.
Speaker 17 (01:23:01):
Oh no, it does?
Speaker 9 (01:23:03):
You know that other stuff not really freaks though?
Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
Right?
Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
Yes? Are you pro against circumcisions? I think it's all rageous? Wait,
un chills?
Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
They have fourteen sixteen and then say do you want.
Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
It or not?
Speaker 9 (01:23:19):
Don't you think that would hurt? What makes your thigure?
Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Doesn't hurt the one?
Speaker 9 (01:23:22):
They're three days old? I don't remember having it done. Yeah,
but that's why you're wearing a hair like that, maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Roasted?
Speaker 9 (01:23:31):
So a four against circumcisions for it?
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
You know?
Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
I mean I heard that that it sucks.
Speaker 7 (01:23:38):
No, but I've heard I heard that guys that are
uncircumcised have more sexual pleasure.
Speaker 9 (01:23:42):
Okay, which one do you think looks about to be
circumcised having it cut? Last question? Would you like to
see my wiener.
Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Nothings served? Woody Show
Sleep is due to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is advise.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody morning.
It is a free Friday Thursday morning. In the September
the fourth, twenty twenty five, we are the Woody Show.
I'm whatding, that's great gory. We got Menace, we got
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Who's thank you for being here giving us some of
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us on social media at the Woody Show. Coming up
for you today we'll have the follow up. If you remember,
Morgan was asking questions with a picture of Sea Bass
to women on the street, is he effable? And so
today just kind of proved the point because we were thinking,
you know, guys aren't as picky as women. Right Wait, Tigure,
(01:39):
what's that thing you were talking about? Menace? Where women
can put in all the different things that it lowers
the percentage of available men out there. Oh yeah, it's
called the reality checker or something like that, right, yeah, yeah,
So he's got to be over six foot tall, has
to make at least six figures. He xyz like all
this stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
And the percentage in America is like zero point two percent.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I tracked out all the guys who are already married,
the guys who are gay, and then you get down
to percent zero zero, zero point one or something. Yeah,
but I'm holding out. But dudes way less picky.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So to prove that, Sea Bass went out in response
to Morgan going out with his picture, and he is
asking dudes by showing them pictures of ladies on the show,
Is she effable interesting? Yeah, So we'll have that today.
Also on the show this morning, the Craigslist price is
right and us some more questions from the people. We'll
(02:32):
get into that. And starting with the story about some
drunk people. Story of the news about this woman who
got pulled over by the conser for speeding. She was
doing one hundred and two miles an hour. She had
her kidney car with her. The officer asked why she
was in such a rush, and she explained that she
was laid for a Thomas the Train event. Oh no,
and as sweet as that is. She was arrested, hit
(02:52):
with a bunch of charges, including reckless driving and risk
of injury to a minor. She was released on bond.
They just let her go on that she was arrested. Yeah,
of court, you're going to start five miles now and
you got a kid in the car.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah, it's reckless driving.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, yeah, of course they're going to do that. The law.
Some drunks. Some of our favorite drunk audio that we
have had over the year, There's there's so many to
choose from. MENACE's favorite was this guy he got pulled
over and then you're.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Afar to take chemical or physical breadst Hey, my nuts,
did you guys? If you refuse to take chemical hitch gritting?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
What going on?
Speaker 9 (03:33):
I don't do you understand?
Speaker 7 (03:35):
You're driving privileges will be suspended for one year for
a first refusal.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
The you scratch him?
Speaker 10 (03:46):
He like that.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's pretty funny. This nine to one one person they
called and they they had a report to file.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Tell me they're really drunk driving down Craton Road.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
That's where are they going?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
They're going?
Speaker 9 (04:01):
Okay, you're behind them.
Speaker 11 (04:04):
I am I am, I am?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Okay, So you want to call report that you're driving drunk?
Speaker 12 (04:11):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (04:12):
Are you still driving right now?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Do you want to stop driving before you get in
an accent?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I will stop.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Responsible and yet not Now, there was something that happened
here and this woman she decided that she wanted to
talk to the TV reporter who was on the scene.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, I was.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
Behind the bus.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And I accidentally.
Speaker 9 (04:40):
Hit the.
Speaker 12 (04:44):
God instead of hitting the brake, I hit Then.
Speaker 14 (04:50):
You might know what the answer is, yes, uh, yes, yes,
what's my line?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Here's a drunk guy getting crazy at the police station and.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
I never got breathalyzed for this Millspawn party.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Who's the arrestling officer?
Speaker 15 (05:14):
If you don't mind me asking Officer Donald, who's the arresting.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Officer under arrest? None of y'all has told me I'm
under arrest.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Can we go on?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I got bomb money home ready to go.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
You know you want to such a redlass?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And then here is another person, This is a drunk
guy again on the news after his house burns down.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Forget I seemed well, somemoke flying through through the wall
and I look at the house is on fire. Forget
I knew it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Watch a man. Those are the trying to forget the fire.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I lived here my whole freaking life. I live here
almost my whole life, buddy, And.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You know.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I have some bad things to say about those people.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Emotional one of the worst. Yeah, I'm angry is still
the worst. Here's a here's a strong woman and she
called nine one one?
Speaker 13 (06:33):
What is your emergency?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It's not really emercy. Miss Why are you calling my
one one if you don't have an emergency? He talked
about my mom. Why do you want me to talk.
Speaker 14 (06:46):
To your mom?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Did your mother have an emergency?
Speaker 16 (06:50):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (06:52):
Yeah, you know she's in heaven.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
She can't tell me. Mommy, mommy, mommy. We're called nine
one one to see if the operator can get a
hold of her dead mother. Another one of our favorite
drunks here, what drinks would you say? You've had to
know that you can remember.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I do remember.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
I started with wine in my room, all by myself.
Then I had a vodka tomato with olives because this classy.
Then I had beer, Then I had tequila. Then I
went to vodka and orange juice.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
You prefer to do the intimate things beforehand or afterhand, afterhand,
because you don't want to mess up your outfit, you
don't want to mess up your face, if you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You know, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
As much as I hate hearing that because it's just
disgustingly embarrassing, that night changed my life. I never drink
that much ever again. That was my rock bottom.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Happy Yeah, that's and you know what you were so clear?
It brought no I'm saying, I think it brought this
kind of like subconscious level of clarity because you were
able to really open up and share maybe some thoughts
that you wouldn't have said otherwise with Menace on his birthday,
Happy Birthday.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
If I had one wish for you, it would be
stop saying. That's what I've been saying. When you think
that Facebook changed the name to Meta because of the metaverse.
Speaker 17 (08:38):
And you go, oh, that's what I've been saying.
Speaker 11 (08:42):
That's what mother, Mark Zuckerber has been saying. The whole
world has been saying. You're like, oh, when it comes
to sucks by Low so high, you mother, everybody's been saying,
that's a good TV show and it's on Amazon. That's
(09:02):
what I've been saying you no, f you mother fetch.
Everybody's been saying that. So stop saying that's what I've
been saying, or I will kill myself.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 18 (09:16):
See it's not like thrilling for me.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I go to go close out of the zoom app
and what do I see? I see my boss still
on camera, laying on the ground with the snows out,
and there was a stranger she was rubbing pinoma on them.
A woody show. Yeah, especially during COVID, there was a
lot of that kind of stuff. Oh yeah, people getting
(09:39):
caught on camera doing it.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Blow the camera hygiene, you have to get the.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Camera is off.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, that's much. All right, Well, we got a dumb
ass contest ready to go, Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Phones are open to play. The clist price is right,
that's right, eight seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. And we'll go right to the
phones and say hi to Jenny. Good morning, Jenny, Good
(10:06):
morning show.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So I have all these things that are being sold
on craigslists printed out. I'm gonna ask somebody here in
the studio to give me a bid on how much
they think it's being sold for on Craigslist, and then
you will just have to guess is the actual Craiglist
price higher or lower than the bid that was given
here in the studio. You can do that, I can
do it.
Speaker 19 (10:27):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Disney Cruise countdown blocks? Ye see this guess so you
have a Yeah, very horrible. My wife and kids have
one of these things for Halloween since days until Halloween,
but this one says days until are Disney Cruise and
it's all in Disney front. Yeah, straight women, all right?
Countdown wooden block set two sides, one with Disney World,
(10:49):
one with Disney Cruise. One and a half inch blocks
feature all numbers for days. Total displays measures seven inches
across four and a half inches tall. Get ready for
that next adventure in chase in the days until each day?
A change the days and and change the days until
each day?
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Right right?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I mean I get.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Writers, pet free, smoke free home. In case that's important
to you, Sam May I'll show you one more time.
How much do you think this is going for?
Speaker 20 (11:16):
I'm going to say twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Twenty five dollars, Jenny, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than twenty five dollars. I'm
going to go lower. Yeah, lower, I think actual Craigslist
price fifty dollars for yourself one dollar, Jenny, thank you
for the I'm sorry I didn't win, but thanks for listening
to the show. They're painted. Would have block, thank you, would
(11:39):
have shown they are Let's go to Hey, good morning, Kaitlin,
good morning morning. All right, so Craigs's price is right.
Next is for Greg Gore. This is the world's largest
wine glass, so they say, real glass. It is forty
eight inches to it's four feet guys. It holds twenty
(11:59):
five bottles of wine. Good start, And they say this
on the ad. Great for a swinger's keybowl.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
That's a lot of swingers.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
So if you have a swinger part, everybody puts their
keys or whatever. Twenty five bottles the height of a
person that there's.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
No way that's made out of it. She couldn't lift
a difficult.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Class buying that at Sam's Club. That's what it looks like.
They were selling those at Sam's Club costco for a minute.
Yeah all right, so Greg, how much do you think
for this?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Bad boys? How about fifty five dollars and where would
you keep this in the in the dumpster? That's so techy?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Fifty five dollars, Caitlin, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than fifty five dollars?
Speaker 13 (12:41):
I am a whineo, so here I'm going to stu
to go just a little bit lower, a little bit
lower actual Craigslist price.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Greg is three hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Has to get over themselves a price.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But I'm with Greg, like if that was she couldn't
let that? All right, Caitlyn, thank you for the call.
Appreciate you listening to Woody show.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
That's insane.
Speaker 16 (13:08):
But I did see a chick once. He was like
sitting in a glass full of champagne, a strip of that.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Right, let's go to Casey. Hey, good morning, Casey, good morning,
good book. Coup that ship all right, Gina Grid, Yes,
miralaxe value size bottle? Should this open bottle? Half left?
No free about twenty servings softened stool relieves constipation. Put
(13:37):
the picture of half a bottle? Can you imagine being
so friggin cheap, so desperate that you buy this thing
and you go, you know what? My problem is fixed?
What am I gonna do with the rest of us?
Let's go online and sell it.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Are we talking powder or capsules?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
It says hope capsules. Yeah, well it says unflavored powder
forty five once daily doses.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
It just seems less sanitary that way.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's a cover for like a sexual hookup.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Right, drums drugs for sure?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay, As a person who just dealt with constipation, know this,
and this wasn't MiraLax. What you think that was my
drug of choice?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Okay, half a bottle of better than mir relax. I'm
gonna say eight.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Bucks, eight bucks? Casey, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than eight bucks? It is
going to be ten dollars, It's going to be higher
higher actual Craigslist price? And wow, were you modest with that?
Ten dollars? Twenty dollars? These people, what they are.
Speaker 9 (14:41):
A win is a win.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
That's a winch is it in the store? Casey? Hanging
on one second, man, we'll get all your information. Appreciate
you listen to the Woodies show.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Yeah, that that was gonna be like a three dollars, Yeah,
just give it away. At that point.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Let's go to uh, Dustin. Good morning, Dustin Dustin, Good morning, y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
All right, this price is right, Bort. Do you want
to bit on something? Yeah, sure, let's do it, all right.
This is a WWF WWE WrestleMania Championship Belt, rare Kids
Wearable Championship Wrestling belt with Hull Cogan on it. You're
supposed to be able to slide the bottom knob and
change the picture, but I can't get it to work
Properly's still you must have for any wrestling fan. Price
(15:23):
is firm, much like Bort's boner. Right, I had this.
Speaker 21 (15:28):
That's where my brother had this, and we had the
same damn problem. The thing wouldn't open up anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, all right, we'll hear me show everybody here in
the studio. It looks like it's made of fine plastic.
It's gold plastic. It's brittle plastics. Yeah, change the picture
to see this thing here at slides It changes the picture. Dude,
that's super cool. Isn't that really cool? I mean that's
pretty fair cool. Don't want? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
All right, So how much Bort?
Speaker 21 (15:53):
Considering most of these probably didn't last past you know,
the first year that came out. What thirty years ago,
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Bucks, one hundred dollars, Dustin, do you think the actual
cragsist price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I used to have one of those. I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Just slightly higher. Oh. My actual Craigslist price is one
hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
One hundred and twenty bucks for this thing.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
I thought it'd be like twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, don't forget. I sold a T shirt for four hundred.
That's true. That's true. All right, well, Dustin, hang one,
thank you for listening to Woodies show. We'll get your information.
That's how you play the Craigslist prices, right, yeah, this
is the wood shoe, all right, Well, agree or disagree.
Loudwire dot com a lot of us have heard of that,
(16:46):
and a lot of music stuff and stuff, and they
put together what they call the god Tear songs from
different decades seventies, eighties, nineties, songs that are true they
use the word important, but defined that decade, okay, and
so kind of like a best of seven. So I'm
not going to go through everything they listed for each decade,
(17:09):
but I'll give you the seven from each decade, okay,
And then we could agree or disagree, and if there's
anything that really sticks out as like, hey, really that's missing,
I can't believe they missed on that, Or if they
completely underrated something, you can make a mention of that too.
But let's see what we got here. I want to
start with the nineties because I figured the majority of
our audience is most familiar, okay with the with the nineties,
And they have this song on there from Soundgardens, black
(17:34):
Hole Sun. I remember the first time I heard this song.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Remember the first time I saw the video.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I was in a tent in the middle of the
field and Alabama about to get out of that all
boys military style of boarding school, and it was like
this on repeat along with Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears
and I'm just talking. Yeah. The other one they have
here at numbers six, Red Hot Chili Peppers of the Bridge,
(18:09):
still a great song.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
It is.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, I've overplayed it is the same way a person
that works at pizza I will tell you that a
little sick of pizza. Sure, I'm just a little sick
of that song, but still still a great song.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
I think that one's even more iconic than black Hole song.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
I agree, but and I also just saw a thing
with Flea who said that like his mom or one
of their moms, and their choir came in to do.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
The one of the bridge out like it's like a
ladies choir, super random, one of their moms and their friends.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, Number five on the list, Rage against the Machine
Killing in the Day, Love Me some rage, Kelly. What
they told you?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
You do what they told you?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
What they as?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I said, Number five a number four, so yeah, I
thought this was curious. What song would you say in
rock define the nineties gotta be like exactly. I would
have said it was Nirvana this Yeah, he smells like
teen Spirit. I thought that would be number one. Number
(19:23):
four wow, number four odd? Yeah, but I mean the
video of the song, the band, everything, yeah, everything about it,
find the whole genre, Greg, One of your favorites at
number three from nine inch Nail.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Closer, one of the sexiest songs.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
And this is one of the songs I never got
sick of me likewise, as many good as I've played
this on the radio over the years, still good.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I love it every still love it. Ye, I never
get sick of sh.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Song Number two on the list, and I could see
why this one would be this high on the list
and ever Long from Food Fighters more than.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, I like this one.
Speaker 12 (20:14):
This is my favorite, but in terms of like God's
your defining.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Rocks on By the way, these all made the list
picking and who knows how old the people were that
put this together.
Speaker 22 (20:27):
You know.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Also, I think the game is these days with all
these lists, it don't matter what it is, music, food, whatever.
They throw things in like that for you to talk about. Yeah,
for real, for sure, Fighters ever Long is not one
of the there. Know Nirvana teen Spirit was like song
(20:49):
of that entire genre.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
But take that pizza analogy that that ever Long to
me is the pizza hut, like true I am if
I never hear once again.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, And then they have this song in there on
the nineties for God Tear rock songs of the nineties
Creed Higher. I mean, you can't deny how huge when
it comes to rock. Yeah, that song. Here's the other
thing I think we have to look at it. It's
not just alternative, it's rock right and alternative. So it
(21:21):
mean this obviously got played on every alternative rock station
and every single every single rock station as well. So yeah, anyway,
and they had I mean, that's that song, I would say,
with harms wide open. Oh yeah, that's stupid song, that one.
That one can go away. All right, Le's get to
the eighties. Okay, all right, I'll go. Let's just go
(21:43):
down a list here and then you could tell me
which one you think out of these songs, these seven
songs from the eighties should be number one out of
the ones that they selected again is from loudwire dot Com.
They selected their god teer rock songs from the different
decades and in the eighties, this one is in there,
(22:03):
White Sound, Here I go again, going all right, great song.
(22:26):
All right, then you got Van Halen Jump. You've got
to your rock songs of the eighties. How about shick
Me up a CDC SU or bond Job. We're talking eighties.
(23:06):
Another big fat classic, this one from def Lever. That's
another one I never have gotten sick of. Really, yeah,
So I said, what No, Dave Matthews from the nineties
talking rock song, and I like Dave Matthews. By the way,
(23:28):
I'm not knocking on Dave Matthews is more like alternative
or like fulk Yeah. Beat Nick, also from the eighties,
Top tier god tier rock songs defined the decade.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Yea God Roses?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, oh yeah, brother, so far this is the most iconic.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Here.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'll give me the seventh one from the eighties he
got Journeys. So this is one off. I've never heard
this song ever again. I'd be okay, I like it.
I'm just it's like.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Ever long hear everything, Yeah, every like freaks and stuff.
All right, I would love to see it live again though.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It was great. So which one would you say out
of those songs?
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Guns n' Roses?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, it's gotta be Greg I'm personally a personal favorite
out of that. Yeah, I mean I would say guns
n' Roses or Pour some Sugar on Me.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Yeah, those are two.
Speaker 18 (24:40):
See I say bon Jovi, it was that that.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Would be third for me. That's locked in the number
three spot, third for men Halen for me.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Another thing with the eighties too, there was such a
marriage between music and movies. So like all these like
songs also just tie into movies for me. So but
like the Guns of Roses thing, I feel like it
just separates from that and it's just like this massive song.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
We're gonna get to the seventies one, We're gonna take
the break first, and we'll get to the seventies one.
Somebody another reaction to the Dave Matthews thing that somebody
said no Dave Matthews for the nineties, uh three two
three says, respectfully, you were all retards. Dave Matthews was
on both the mainstream and modern rock charts. Again, nobody's
I'm not I'm not knocking dude already Dave Matthews. But
(25:26):
this is from loudwire dot com and they are definitely
more in the rock rock Yeah lane of things and ears.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
We can hear it.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's their list. There's obviously there's plenty of other stuff
that could be on here, and they did have other songs.
I think he went to a top fifteen. I narrowed
down because we don't have all day. Yeah, so we
like to do things in sevens because it's lucky in John. Oh,
did you hear about the Dave Matthews thing with the
toilet in Chicago? Yeah, they were over the bridge.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, it's actually coming out that actually Dave Matthews was
doing a solid and he was covering for somebody else
for the opening band.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
That Yeah, still a great story. Yeah, because the bridge
is like a it's a drawbridge and then it's graded
and so like, whatever falls onto the surface of the
bridge goes right down into the Chicago River underneath. And
there was one of those tourist boats that are looking
all the architecture of Chicago, and they released the hounds
the drain from the bus toilet and people just got
(26:25):
rained with duty. What's that living in Chicago? And that
happened dr I moved to Chicago right after that happened.
Either way, people still we'll talk about that, all right,
We're gonna take a break. We'll come back. God to
Your Rock Songs. Seventies is the next decade we'll look at,
and then we'll wrap it up. But if you want
to see the full thing, loud Wire has a whole
thing and way more songs and you can yell at
(26:46):
them about Dave Matthews if you'd like more what he
shows next. You're here now picking uphere we left off
right before the break about the God Tear rocksongs is
loudwire dot Com put it from different decades. We covered
(27:07):
the nineties, we covered in the eighties, and now into
the seventies. I'll give you the songs that they included
for what they say were the most important decade defining songs,
and I narrowed it down to to seven. And out
of these seven, which one do you think should be
number one?
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Started with Welcome to Kenny, Deniable, Classic.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Right, Eagles and in Hotel California. Have you ever seen
the Eagles live? No, that's one band that I would
like to say I would always yeah, I miss them
by like a few days when I would visit a city.
They added some more shows at the Sphere in that
I think that'd be a cool place to see a
show too. Also on their list is Kiss. Of course
(27:58):
I remember as a kid because we go to the library,
remember that you could like borrow albums and I would
always see Kiss albums in there, and I want to
like hear though, so I listened to them, but I
didn't get it. Like people like this, I love multiple Kiss.
(28:19):
This is such a dumb Also on their list Skinner.
Now what I'm gonna say next, I think we'll ruffle
(28:39):
some feathers. But I'm sorry, it's my truth. I have
never been a fan of Pink Floyd people. Every time
I hear a Pink Floyd song, I'm like, God, damn,
get to it already. Yeah, so damn like old school
alarm clocks and bells ringing and left to right little
(29:03):
thing it goes on and then all of a sudden,
like a pulsing kind.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Of like.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
It's a little theatrical for you.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
No, and then it gets into it and you're like, oh, okay, fine,
but man does it take like ninety seconds. It's old
school trippy stuff. Man.
Speaker 20 (29:22):
Yeah, I mean it's you love them or you hate
him kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
All right, So you got that now. The next one,
I know is gonna get a lot of votes, but
loud wire dot Com put it in there. Songs that
define the decade the seventies.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not again.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Jerry Jerry, really Bad Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
And Ruined Queen for me. I used to love them,
and now I to your.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Point, you can't. Yeah, I'm not saying they don't have
good songs. I couldn't figure out why I wasn't crazy
about them the way that other people were. And it's
they are songs from musicals. Makes a lot of sense
for Gina or my wife, other people who really love musicals.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I hate musicals, but I just love the big sound
of it what they did rock opera right right?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
And then number one for some people they had a
number one on their list. I don't think this is
the number one song, but a dream on great songs.
I regret never seeing that. You never saw Aaron Yeah,
(30:51):
I love Aerosmith so good. Aersmith's Live is fantastic. And
one last song for your consideration, song that defined the seven.
I'm telling you right now this is my number one.
I don't care if Bohemian Rhapsody is on there. Stairway
to Heaven from Led Zeppelin.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Now this song is fun, love this, It's squeeze. That's
suit if we all call June and.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
The Pie all right? So who's number one? Personal favorite?
Just go back in case you're just tuning in. Dreamont Aerosmith, Eagles, Hotel, California, Kiss,
rock and Roll All Night, Zeppelin, Starawoo, Heaven, Skinnerts, We
Can Camem Alabama, Pink Floyd, another Brick in the Wall,
and then Queen Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Personally my favorite of that list, Pink Floyd. I love
per and Lloyd, absolutely love them. But I call the
boring stuff but the most iconic for me, the most
deaf defining one is Hotel California Eagles.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
Yeah, every one.
Speaker 12 (32:00):
Of these songs goes on my list of I'm cool.
Never hearing any of them again, you know they're great.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
I'm done.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
And I would say the most seventies rock song has
to be Kiss, and then second would be Hotel California.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I would say Hotel California, and then Sweet Home Alabama Love.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, Yeah, Sweet.
Speaker 23 (32:19):
Home Alabama is my personal favorite. But I think most
iconic on this list has to go Bohemian Rhapsody, but.
Speaker 12 (32:25):
I feel like that didn't get a resurgence until Wayne's World.
Speaker 23 (32:29):
There is that, but it's still because they fought for
this song to be played, which was a very long song,
to be a single, and then that really opened the
door for other artists to push their songs that were
really long, like Billy Joel's Italian Restaurant. Then that one
was able to get put through, So it really was
a groundbreaking song.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
And DJ's everywhere on the radio love because that was
what we call dumper. Yeah smoker, Yeah, so you can go, yeah, smoker,
you can go outside, smoke. You had time to get
out of the building, down the staircase and outside of
smoke and get back.
Speaker 13 (32:58):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
And also a good dumper, like you didn't have to
push too hard and just do a leisure I would
say Stairway to Heaven. I just think you know that.
I hear people say that's their stairway to.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Heaven, like when it's true.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I've heard it referenced so many times. I don't think
I've ever listened to it all the way. It's okay,
stairway to Heaven.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I've heard more people talk about it than you heard
it here. Here's what I'm talking about with the with
Pink Flood. Yeah money, great song once it gets into it,
but holy hell, how long do we have to.
Speaker 24 (33:37):
This?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And this one? Reasonable?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
So now a lot of talk shows because this is
like you know, hey, welcome back. Yeah, but this is
the one I was. Yeah, this takes a terrible It's
like doctor Brown. Oh this solid acting rules. This is
(34:03):
a song actually eventually right, so good, we'll just wait
for the song to start. Forty that much time.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
That is, walk forty miles.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, and then ominous, very ominous, get to it. I
can't wait get.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Meet a month.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Hold it all right, Well there you go. Thank you
for participating, Hope, you enjoyed yourself love. All right, we're
gonna take a quick break. But now I feel like
I kind of have to wait, like the the seven
or eight more seconds four three, two months. I believe
it hits here on the big rock station. Oh no,
(34:54):
we're gonna start a long while forget it all right,
more when it shows next, No, not a yet, probably
correct the Witty Show.
Speaker 9 (35:02):
Morgan, are you ready?
Speaker 18 (35:03):
Oh my god, I was born for this moming right here,
y'all don't know this. I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Let's go woo Woody Woody show, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
I'm Moodie. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace, Good morning
to you. Good morning. There is Sammy. We got Gina grown.
Sea Bass is here, Morgan is here taking a phone
(35:34):
calls at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can
send us eight text over to two two nine eighty seven.
Coming up later on this hour. You know, we had
Morgan going out there with pictures of the guys on
the show. Specifically it was Sea Bass and Greg asking
women is this guy effable? And we started having this
(35:58):
this conversation about well you should do that with some
of the ladies from the show, because people were texting
about that they might do, like you could take a
picture of the most hideous person or a very sketchless
looking person if you took the random dudes on the street.
They go, yep, ye uh yeah, I might shut the
lights off. Yeah yeah, right, like look at it. I'scriminators.
(36:18):
They got dudes like all the time.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Yeah they're dating.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah, they're onto the next one, you know. Yeah. So
to put that to the test, where we sent ce
maass out with some photos asking dudes right for science?
Right right is?
Speaker 9 (36:35):
And she is?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
She effable m hm. And so yeah we're gonna have
that for you coming up this hour sping of which
somebody had hit us up on the text over to
two two ninety seven four one two saying I've listened
for years and after you hit two hundred thousand followers
on Instagram, I decided to take a look. Only then
the only person that looks like I thought is Greg
that handsome effort. Out of the ladies, I thought Gina
(36:57):
would be the least attractive just because of a cheat.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Them.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
And that's why ladies never say there.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
But she's a gorgeous woman, best of the line.
Speaker 6 (37:08):
I know that, but thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I thought Sammy would be less nerd and more valley girl.
I thought Morgan would be a ten. But she's just unmemorable.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
That that's true.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yet that's not nice?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
True though?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Did you see her at the takeover?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, it's a hardcore. Oh stop it, No, you look good.
Speaker 18 (37:34):
Short I support this anyways.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
That's not going to ruin your day now because of
one text.
Speaker 18 (37:41):
Right, No, I just excuse me. I wish we could
be honest with each other because y'all just lie to me.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I don't want to get into it's not true. I understand,
trust me. I understand what you're saying because I you
know the way that you feel about you I feel
about me.
Speaker 18 (37:56):
Yeah it, no, I get it.
Speaker 20 (37:57):
It doesn't make it true.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
But have you seen Morgan's instat pictures?
Speaker 18 (38:00):
You know you look good from ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
The guys, I thought what he would be more clean
cut and less hobo looking. What Menace I thought would
be greaser, But it's a mix of dirpy with a
touch of the tism. Oh no, you didn't see that coming.
Greaser Sea Bass, I thought Sea Bass was going to
be a nerdy looking dude with low self esteem, but
(38:24):
he didn't disappoint his serial killer. Come to my van
for candy vibe. He radiates poster child for chemical castration
chokes a text from the four one two chokes. I've
got like two dozen kids. Yeah, yeah, they didn't see you,
though they're all alive. They saw my picture, they sure did.
(38:45):
I guess that's true. I guess theism is my new favorite.
Touch of theism is.
Speaker 12 (38:50):
Tanner from Love on the Spectrum. His Instagram handle is
Tanner with the Tism.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I can't watch any more clips.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I watched one video with Tanner in it, and I
totally understand why he drives you crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, really happy. Well there was another one, is it David?
Is another's? I forget this other one that that popped up, Oh.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
David, that's Abby's boyfriend Abby anytime.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah, David, because you watch all this stuff. But what
I can't take is the energy, because the energy is
always like this, and they're constantly and it doesn't stop
and blah blah blah blah, and I'm like, that's.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
A really good Tanner.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Also, also, I was catching up ship I was catching
it's too much something No, no saying, are we sure
like a couple of these people aren't at faking? Yeah,
I've seen people. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
I'm trying to see on the cast. I think there's
a lady on there faking. I think there's a dude
on there faking because I hang out with a couple
of autists. The folks, as you know, shout out to
have baked, shout out to.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Hammer and Hank o'bragen. They're not.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Yeah, I just like being around them for over twenty
years and seeing these people. I'm like, some of these
it seems off, like you know, authentic.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
You know what people will say to that menace. It's
a spectrum. Maybe they're on this side of the spectrum.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I heard.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
I'm very I'm intrigued and I want to know more.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
But I just love on the spectrum.
Speaker 14 (40:26):
Right.
Speaker 20 (40:26):
So they're trying to date other people with autism.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
No, they're trying to be on Netflix.
Speaker 20 (40:33):
Why would you be trying to date somebody?
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Why did sign up for a study? Whereas for people
who were actively on meth he did it for the money.
I say this not ironically.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
I would be completely down to data chick on the spectrum, Yes,
of course, because they're quiet, they're less needy, they're they're like,
they're they're like dudes essentially.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
One chick on there there's a freaking millionaire.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 16 (40:56):
Like chicks on this multrum from what I understand, are
like just they're into to, you know, whatever, science, math,
don't want to be good for you. I love a quiet,
non like low maintenance girl. Absolutely, Jesus great a jew Danny.
Speaker 12 (41:13):
Danny on the show is that she's smart, she's a millionaire,
she's an illustrator, and she really wants to find someone to.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Get together have sex.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (41:24):
The only problem is they're typically not eights above. That's
I'm sure I did like you some are there some
cute I did like.
Speaker 4 (41:29):
That one scene though, when the mom is trying to
set up the sun and she's like, I have to
tell you one thing though she's blonde, and then and
he freaks out.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
But is this an all of a sudden kind of thing,
like this whole obsession with love on the spectrum, because
I feel like I never heard about it until maybe
a month ago.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Season.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, it's been, it's been. Nobody really talked about it,
at least not to the point where it's like this,
it seems like a critical mass. I don't know everybody's
talking about she's really hit with the public, or maybe
just the dopes on this show like Morgan and Gina
who keep talking about it all the time. They're obsessed.
Speaker 6 (42:06):
I just won't watch Down.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
For Love or whatever.
Speaker 18 (42:10):
They have an Australia version.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
That was the first one.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Right, the accident's got to be awesome. There must have
been like some social media clip that like just hit
and then people started watching it. Well, coming up next,
we're gonna put that theory to the test. Sea Bass
out on the streets asking guys with pictures of women,
is she effable? Will anybody say no? I don't even
know what the pictures are. Let's just say they include
(42:33):
some folks, you know personally. Oh okay. I didn't know
what we were doing that. I thought we were just
finding ugly people. I thought that was the whole thing, Like,
no matter how ugly the chick was, Like.
Speaker 16 (42:42):
Well, there's been adjustments to these photos because they had
pictures of Greg and these are like, eh, it's like
that's Greg.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
He's gorgeous.
Speaker 12 (42:52):
Speaking of Greg, I have had to convince my friend
over the past week that Greg is not Brian Austin.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Green, which I've never heard.
Speaker 6 (43:02):
I showed you the text, did I not read? She's like, no,
that's him, No, it's not you.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Are you sure that's not Brian.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I was working in the radio industry, working in the
past thirty years.
Speaker 14 (43:15):
This is our every day.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
The people industry are getting cut left and right, left
and left and left and right. They've never gone. You
know what we should really add position?
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I wonder if today is the last.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
Act ye.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
The Woody Show. Well, if you remember, we had Morgan
out there pictures Sea Bass and Greg Gory asking women
out there to take a look at the picture and
answer the question, is this guy affable? Here's what they
said about Sea Bass.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Is he.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I'm sorry, you need to work on yourself a little more.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
He is not.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I feel like he's like he's too big. And I
did like, I don't like his bill.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
You don't like his bill.
Speaker 8 (44:05):
I don't like his bill.
Speaker 24 (44:07):
He has nice eyes. They both have nice eyes, though,
And I feel like is probably small.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, she feels like that. She feels like that, Well,
she doesn't know. She just shows so much she shows
you can trust anything she says because she was so
wrong anyway. But we were discussing after that, and people
had brought up in the text like, man, you couldn't
really do this, you know, by uh, you know, taking
pictures of women out there, because you would ask like
random guys like, hey, is this chick effa bowl? Would
you find? How hard would it be to find a
(44:34):
guy who would say no? I mean unless it's something
like really atrocia, But I wouldn't put you guys in
that category. It's not like every single chick in the
world no, no. But it's like in the Pinch, we've
done that before, Like we had this really hideous co
worker from twenty years ago, Like, yeah, like dude, she
should be guarding a bridge somewhere.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Disgusting as a person. Disgusting too, what he curses on children? Yeah,
she's a rotten person. She deserves anything that we say.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
That's true. It's just a fact.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
And so it would be like, you know, so, Greg,
would you rather blankety black wing flank or give oral
to this person maintaining eye contact into completion? And that's
always as you do anything but that right exactly, So
I wouldn't put you guys in that category. See bats
went out, there are some pictures of some ladies, and
we're asking dudes, is she affable?
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Science?
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Exactly for science?
Speaker 16 (45:27):
And so I I want to be fair to the
women on this show, because if it's just the women
on this show, of course guys are going to say, yes,
that's it's easy.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
So I threw a little curveball in there.
Speaker 16 (45:34):
I asked our good friend Ai to like, take, let's
say a picture of Morgan, Sammy, Gena, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
But what if they were pregnant? Oh and a. I
did a good job to see what does look like?
Speaker 16 (45:45):
There you go, Gina, here's you. It's like she's literally Gina,
but she's the octom.
Speaker 20 (45:51):
She does not cover her belly when she's probably.
Speaker 16 (45:54):
Last showed a big pregnant belly on a God, it.
Speaker 20 (46:00):
Looks like the watermelon stummach.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
That is Oh wow, that's unsettling. You are protruding there.
Some guys are into that. Well look at my eyes.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (46:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (46:13):
The other thing too, that Ai I'll do. I'll say,
make this woman pregnant and it'll give them.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Like different shoes and an extra arm.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
For some reason, did you see what I did for
Easter for us, I said, hey, make I took the
photo our promo photo.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
I said, make this Easter I did.
Speaker 20 (46:29):
Faces are different and then they started just.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Changing the face. It doesn't need to do that, but
it does.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Yeah, it was weird, stupid AI.
Speaker 16 (46:34):
So here's a guy's reactions to will they bang pregnant Gina?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
This lady Bangable? Yes she's pregnant, but you would do that?
Speaker 8 (46:43):
The baby don't know me. He's in there. I'm out here.
It's way better when they're pregnant. And when you're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
I did not know that.
Speaker 8 (46:53):
Yes, I have kids.
Speaker 16 (46:56):
Really pregnant ladies are actually extra damp.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah okay, and.
Speaker 20 (47:00):
Also he knows that he can't knock.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
You up right, I can't see. Here's another guy, his
name is Michael. Yeah, talk about Gina pregnant? Okay?
Speaker 17 (47:08):
Is this lady Bangible? Oh what look the big ad feet?
Shapass in?
Speaker 1 (47:14):
But you like women with big feet? I don'ts the first.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
You got the feet?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
I think AI might have screwed again. It does weird things. Besides,
I'm a seven and a half, but I thought for
sure he was talking about the belly. Same is this
lady bangible?
Speaker 17 (47:28):
Oh what look the big ad feet? Shopass in?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
But you like women with big feet?
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
I don't really look at it. Really, you gotta look
at the feet. The feet is the quality of a woman. Said, Now,
you're not one of those foot people? Are you foot freaks?
Speaker 17 (47:41):
My wife has got a little little taste of my appetite.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Oh, lick at him. It's your wife.
Speaker 12 (47:48):
Okay, lot, I guess his picture. I guess, all right,
here's the Are the feet like clown shoes?
Speaker 1 (47:54):
No? I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (47:56):
He's really infeat.
Speaker 16 (47:59):
I should know guy who when a girl walked in
the room, his eyes would just automatically right, Yeah, more
with up will guys bang pregnant Gina?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
All right, just girl bangable? That's nasty.
Speaker 9 (48:11):
I can't think bangable belly bangable?
Speaker 1 (48:16):
What about at she didn't have the big pregnant belly?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah face o.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Sweet bang her face? And they say chivalry is dead? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (48:29):
I know?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
All right. So again for science we did the round
with sea Bass and Greg. We will do other ones,
like for myself and for Menace and uh Morgan. We'll
take those pictures out asking chicks are we effable? But
just again, first for science, Will guys turn anything down? Uh?
Speaker 16 (48:46):
Sea bass? What's the next one? I made Sammy pregnant?
I said, take this picture of Sammy, make her pregnant.
And it gave her you could see her belly sticking
out of her sweater, and it gave her like she's
drinking a glass of champagne or some.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Kind of drinking while pregnant.
Speaker 20 (49:01):
AI all right, it really opened up my sweater there
just like split to make a belly.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
She just looks fat.
Speaker 18 (49:09):
Yeah, that's can't even.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Passed a long cick. Well it's h yes, yeah all right,
So well that looks like she has a mustache. Will
they bang pregnant? Salmon? Is this lady bangable? Somebody banged
her out already?
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (49:22):
And she's drinking alcohol and what's this on her lips?
Speaker 5 (49:26):
She's got herbs pregnant and alcohol definitely triple no bam bamp.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
So that's what a I did. A I really jacked
up the hand, the hand on the drink of the
knuckles and stuff's like she said, either mustache or herpes.
And then look at the lip the upper lips. Milk
mustage looks like a milk mustache. But it's herpes. So Sammy, sorry,
I got Oh no, what am I going to do now?
Speaker 6 (49:49):
I guess the drinking and the babies?
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Right, Sure, find some guy. What about what about this dude?
Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 15 (49:55):
She looks like another prego so I'll say, yes, she's
having a good time, she's enjoying the time. Yeah, how
long she's above age? You know, I'm not trying to
pull the sand in Sharp out here. She's still on
a kiddy size. She's gonna get on your nerves after
you screw hers. She's going to be like clingy.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Oh tell me about it, Oh tell me.
Speaker 6 (50:14):
About It's young, so young that I might not be
of age.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, you might be a minor, because Kitty size a minor.
Speaker 16 (50:23):
That was blaming Shannon Sharp for underage stuff or just
saying he beats people.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
The next photo would be Morgan but pregnant.
Speaker 16 (50:31):
Morgan pregnant in her photos once she took I think
at the UFC heady quarters where she's in kind of
fight gear. It completely changed Morgan's face to make her
look kind of like Jojo Siwa.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
But may give your eyes. Pregnant up and this could
be your future if you and Cobbo stay together, Morgan.
Speaker 20 (50:47):
I completely changed Morgan's face.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
That's weird, pumped up. Wow, we'll trade the photo. So yeah,
something like just so you know, like what your future
looks like. What do you mean never you and Coba
talked about kids.
Speaker 18 (51:00):
I'm never having a kid ever ever in my life.
I will kill myself.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
I mean, you're supposed to abort the baby, not yourself.
What you said that about his dog.
Speaker 18 (51:10):
If it had to come to that, I would kill myself.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
No.
Speaker 18 (51:14):
I don't need to have kids. I'm not I'm not
built for that.
Speaker 6 (51:16):
Okay, Okay, I know yourself.
Speaker 16 (51:18):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Out of the uh, out of the pictures so far,
this one looks the most quote normal, and then where
it did like a I didn't completely you know, yeah,
jackup her face.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
Well no, it did jack up her face. It doesn't
look like her.
Speaker 6 (51:32):
No, but it looks she's not cross either.
Speaker 3 (51:34):
The milk mustache, but her body even pregnant looks.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
So with these dudes, thanks Greg, With these dudes banging
a pregnant Morgan.
Speaker 22 (51:42):
Oh you'll see fighter too. That's not right, that's weird. Yeah,
and he period much have periods. I'm telling you like,
we haven't been a relationship that month. It's not getting
emotionally mad at you. They'll cuss you off and then
they'll get happy. Yeah, they didn't get the period. When
they that, that's the most when they get the period,
and the worst one she has board do if she
(52:03):
was at pregnant.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Bang, there's too much drama. So yeah, he said we
didn't have their period a lot. Yeah, and he's too emotional.
Speaker 18 (52:11):
I'm looking at it now. This does not look like
at me at all.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
She's good.
Speaker 18 (52:14):
I mean she looks good, looks like almost Ronda Rousey time.
Speaker 6 (52:17):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, little has a vibe.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
But not bad though, right, not that bad.
Speaker 18 (52:23):
No, I was expecting way worse than what you thought
it was.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yet it wasn't a banging yet.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (52:28):
What about Chad? Would he bang youre pregnant? Is this
lady bangable?
Speaker 8 (52:31):
And he's giving me a.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Lineup of straight pregnant chicks?
Speaker 16 (52:33):
Now?
Speaker 8 (52:33):
Yeah, that one right there?
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Her first baby moment.
Speaker 9 (52:36):
Okay, she's good.
Speaker 8 (52:37):
Maybe she's like you seem I don't like like the
little the number of girls. I knocked that down.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, I knocked that down.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
I'll take it we'll fight reference in there was.
Speaker 8 (52:50):
No, he wasn't hot.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
All right, Well, yeah we have we have a we
have a couple more. But these these aren't women. I
mean one is clearly menace.
Speaker 16 (53:03):
Well you're forgetting woody ai, Yeah, yeah, okay, so like
if Menace was a woman. I took to Coachella yeah
and said, hey, make medicin into one of the other
twenty three year old girls. And then the other one
is a it's a it's a using meth pipe. I
was gonna say, like like a junkie of some kind.
So what about female menace and the meth head. We'll
(53:29):
find out are they bangable?
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are gonna go, oh god, he's here again.
Speaker 9 (53:42):
You're so tortured, man.
Speaker 5 (53:43):
I am.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
AI generated photos of pregnant Gina, pregnant Sammy, pregnant Morgan.
Are they posted menace?
Speaker 5 (53:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Okay, so you can see those on Instagram? Yes, okay,
what's show on Instagram? That's what mess had out on
them streets. I mean they're over the top. I think
the Morgan one looked the most No, like, I'm just sad,
like the most real Yeah, yeah, pretty real because AI,
as you know, distorts certain things like your hands, your photo,
(54:18):
they split the sweater, your feet, I think most guys, yeah,
but they we still do it. Now we have this
is a picture of pregnant menace. Just just just female menace.
I'm sorry, female menace. And then and then the method.
Somebody said, my cowork and I are listening to all
the guys comments about the pregnant photos and they're funny.
(54:38):
The sexiest gal on the show, it's Morgan. Morgan fishing
for compliments. She knows she's a certified batty.
Speaker 18 (54:47):
Say that, truly, I'm just being honest. I'm not fishing
for compliments. I'm just being honest.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
I hate when they say certified bad certified batty, you're crazy.
I am crazy, not a bad e but bat ta yep.
And speaking about how weird people are, New York City
now has scratch and sniff ads that let you smell armpits.
(55:12):
You've seen a smart movie thinking about that. It's to
promote aluminum free deodorant. And there's posters up around the
city like, you know, an enormous armpit letting people scratch
and sniff to get a sample the fragrance of the
new deodorant. Yeah, but like if you saw that, would
you walk up to it and scratch it and sniff it?
I don't think I would. Yes, you also great ad campaign. No,
(55:35):
it's great. I think it's a great ad campa. But like, yeah,
I'm you're curiosity. I would you would? Yeah? I don't know?
Of course want it? You know, that's that's one of
the things, like chicks with Harry armpits, like, oh yeah, yeah,
gross armpits are disgusting.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
When I used to watch Shaw's the Sunset on Bravo,
back when the gay dudes they love smelling each other's armpits.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Let's say this picture of a Menace as a chick
coach and I said, hey, make medical lady, and it
sure did. Yeah, oh yeah, and now Menace does use
female the odor and you're still doing that, right.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
I know?
Speaker 1 (56:06):
I moved on, you do, yes, Well, after almost twenty years,
I have moved on. I found a new love and
shout out to the rock. Yeah, the Papa.
Speaker 16 (56:14):
Tula, it's really good. That's the photo celebrity change you
used to use?
Speaker 3 (56:19):
What secret?
Speaker 1 (56:20):
A secret? I was all about a secret us like
a short blonde sort of a yeah, so describe a gina.
Speaker 6 (56:30):
Yeah, he he's a she's a stocky gal, which he's
a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (56:35):
It was with a short blonde bob, big sunglasses, you know,
with the BUCkies outfit, and looks.
Speaker 6 (56:42):
Like she's down for a good time.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
Okay, all right, so would the dudes uh be willing
to go for a roll in the hey with lesbian menace.
Let's see as Sea Bass is out on these streets?
Is this lady Bangable?
Speaker 5 (56:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah, she looks like a like a tomboy type. Uh huh,
it's still throw it in there. Yeah, some of them,
some of them go to Bay all right, someone, okay,
so that's good.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Good.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah, Yeah, here's this lady Bangable.
Speaker 8 (57:10):
I'm not into love, but she looks actually have a
liquor license.
Speaker 5 (57:14):
She has.
Speaker 8 (57:15):
I lick her license exactly.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
I like that. Yeah. Somebody on Instagram already says I
look like Grandma. Yeah, well that makes sense. Yeah, next one,
the meth head.
Speaker 16 (57:26):
So this is just a I said hey, it said, hey, hey,
I give me a woman and you know, in her
underwear smoking a meth pipe and she looks kind of
like maybe like Alissa Milano.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
Plus she's hot, okay, do it her hairs? Al she
looks like like the New Age models where they all
look kind of you know who. She reminds me of,
like in the face a bit is Caroline who used
to work here but like in an alley filthy with
a glass pipe.
Speaker 3 (57:55):
Yeah, I see Caroline there a little bit, but that's
just set a glance.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
I haven't seen the hole, yeah, I mean just definitely
not over Yeah, let me see on our Instagram show
on Instagram. Yeah. No, you would definitely use protection for
this check, right, I mean you could tell if someone's
dirty or not just by looking at them, because she's
literally dirty.
Speaker 6 (58:14):
She's literally got to filth. You want to double bag
it covered?
Speaker 5 (58:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (58:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (58:18):
All right?
Speaker 1 (58:18):
So would these dudes do the meth head check? Is
this lady bangable?
Speaker 7 (58:22):
Helly?
Speaker 1 (58:23):
What is that her mom? What is that for a
math piat? Would that be a bad thing?
Speaker 8 (58:29):
I mean she still looked.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
Bad though, Okay, all right, okay, good, okay, all right?
And then what about Chad?
Speaker 9 (58:36):
Was he thinking?
Speaker 17 (58:37):
Give us?
Speaker 8 (58:38):
She says it about the four hours and you're like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (58:41):
Playing with her nose?
Speaker 8 (58:41):
Maybe playing with some veins, but I don't know. It's
not given healthy smart, it's.
Speaker 9 (58:46):
Not kidding it.
Speaker 16 (58:47):
You can't just say she doesn't look healthy. You have
to say it's not given healthy. It's not giving giving healthy,
it's given. So one out of two for the method,
that's not bad. Yeah for lesbian men, yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
But overall guys way less would do?
Speaker 3 (59:01):
Yeah? Would you?
Speaker 1 (59:02):
And if you got if you want to see the
photos we got and posted on our Instagram, we can
check it out there at the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 9 (59:10):
Noise the Woody Shows.
Speaker 5 (59:14):
This is no.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Bad like a boom boom boom, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically correct world. Thank
you for being here giving us some of your valuable
time this morning. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.
There's Menace, what is up? Gina grad is here. We
got Sea Bass, Sammy Money, Morgan's taking your calls. Eight
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seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. And Morgan comes in every once in a while,
almost like a secretary, and she's got questions that she's
collected because she sees, you know, the people on the text,
and we try to do our best to get back
to you know, people on the text when we can't,
and there's there's some that escape us to get busy
(01:00:03):
and we're doing stuff, but that she's been collecting some
of the questions that people have on the text that
people have been calling in with that you know, haven't
made it onto the air, And so we figured, like
she's got all these questions from listeners, maybe we can
we can answer some of those. Okay, hopefully you can. Yeah,
and there was one in particular that you brought up.
Speaker 19 (01:00:21):
Yeah, I'm going to start with that one because this
is one that caught my eye. I think you guys missed.
So it's from the three to one. Oh yeah, says
hey Woody show. We are expecting a baby. We want
the gender to be a surprise. But we're having a
debate about whether if it's the boy, to give him
the chop or not.
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
What do you guys think, Oh, circumcision, Yeah, totally, yeah
for it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Usually it's based on the dad. What he wants is right?
Speaker 9 (01:00:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
That's what I would think. Dad is usually the more
adamant one about that time.
Speaker 12 (01:00:48):
Yeah, and I know moms who put the kibosh on it, right,
And that's not fair. Really, I don't think that's fair.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I don't know that was the rule. I didn't know
there was. Like I thought it was just like a
decision that my said, will be circumcised.
Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Because if he decides later, who wants to go through that?
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Mad people have done it later in life. It was
not fun. We talked about Yeah, we've talked about this before.
No child, no baby remembers their circumcision. They don't, So
like you could take that out of the equation. I
don't remember it. It might have been traumatic as hell.
You don't remember. You have no idea whether you blacked
(01:01:26):
it out or that's just the way that God intended.
Speaker 23 (01:01:28):
I think it's the fear of something going wrong that
you would end up saying no to it, right, no.
Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
No, no, And people are just very much against it.
I guess some kind of like well and the mutilation,
and you get all the people who are ant either.
Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Penis intactivists or something something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Huge amount of people. There's three guys who dressed in
white with red blotches on the I mean, look, as
a guy, I would say, definitely definitely do it. I
mean it does seem out. I mean, it does seem cleaner.
You know, it's it's it's more visually appealing, you know
what I'm saying. I don't really think about.
Speaker 16 (01:02:10):
It visually please appealing to whom, appealing to whom, visually
to others yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Him. So, yeah, I would think there's in general, Well.
Speaker 18 (01:02:24):
Aren't they all the same one?
Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
They're excited?
Speaker 18 (01:02:27):
Yeah, so what does it matter because.
Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
You got to be very hygienic, Yes, to figure that out.
Speaker 12 (01:02:35):
I have seen both up close close close and person
and I gotta tell you, the one that didn't get
the chop, weird, weird.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Taste, lack of hygiene.
Speaker 23 (01:02:54):
Maybe that would be a hygiene thing that might not
be everybody, but that particular.
Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
Not not so good.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah that is well, that is okay.
Speaker 16 (01:03:03):
So they actually do these and adults in some cases
because it does reduce the risk of as they say,
and the ribbon and the terran oh exact and men
in Africa I had, like I told her, the whole
village it got it because of some kind of stev
that was going around.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Yeah, it is easier. Yeah, a wild day. The lines
that one of the trillion box botched things, Well, all
in favor of this person getting their son's circumcised. Say,
I where there was making the final decision for them.
Speaker 19 (01:03:37):
But I asked it might be a girl to worry
about it. They did that, They did ask all right.
Next question, next one from the eight one eight. Hey,
I'm a straight guy, and I forgot if I'm okay
to use an umbrella or not?
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Bos what do think?
Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
That's your question?
Speaker 16 (01:03:55):
Umbrella is typically as a straight man, you don't want
to be using those, however.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
By yourself or with another person. Certainly not with another
person unless it's a chick.
Speaker 16 (01:04:03):
That's that's like saying, do you want to when you
go to the bathroom, do you dock with the guy
next to you? That's just ridiculous. That's to even throw
out there, would he?
Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (01:04:10):
Yeah, you never with another man, of course not. Can
you use it if it's just you by yourself? If
it's absolutely pouring.
Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Down I'm with you. Torential downpour has to be and
you have to live in a place where that happens
all the time, you know. Yeah, here's the thing. I
think as guys, we're not used to carrying stuff. So
the chances of us carrying something remembering the grab it
when you leave. It's just we don't think about it.
Speaker 16 (01:04:33):
Oh we carry dumbells and stuff, bro. Yeah, yeah, paint buckets,
carry a condom around just in case.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Yeah, you know, we don't do that, but yeah, I
would say.
Speaker 16 (01:04:43):
I mean you're saying no, it's it has to be
absolutely pouring and you have to be and on top
of that, you have to be walking outside for quite
a while.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Can you wear like a rain jacket, no umbrella if.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
You are middle aged men wear rain.
Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Though you're talking about the Sisherman type of range jet
repels water.
Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
I think whatever your regular whatever coat you're already wearing,
is acceptable, and you can even pull that up kind
of over your head that you can't do that if
it's pouring down rain, pouring down rain. It's pouring. I'm
not talking about a drizzle. You walk through a drizzle,
my nizzle. Okay.
Speaker 16 (01:05:21):
The raincoat thing is you have to be you have
to be again on a crab boat.
Speaker 20 (01:05:25):
Or I mean you just use a winter coat that
that would protect.
Speaker 16 (01:05:29):
You, or or you're hiking in the woods and you're
going to be there for four days and you always
going to rain. Yeah, otherwise it's weird. If you have
a raincoat, I've got one.
Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
Forget, I have a cute one.
Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Well that's for girls. Yeah again, rain boots and raincoats
for chicks.
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Like in a financial district, men that have to wear
suits to work, they're the ones that have those full
length rain freases.
Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Yeah yeah, school shooters coat the dusters.
Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Okay, So I guess the answer is super gay?
Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Is that not necessarily gay? It's just it's just not
something I don't think. It's not manly threshold. Damn poor cool.
There's a difference between gay and not manly.
Speaker 19 (01:06:08):
But that But the guy asked, is it gay situational?
I guess you guys question he said, Hey, I'm a
straight guy. I forgot if I'm okay to use an
umbrella or.
Speaker 16 (01:06:18):
That's not what he said. See that is as a
straight man, there's unmanly a different things. Yeah, you guys
imply to.
Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
But why would he say as a straight man if
that wasn't.
Speaker 16 (01:06:27):
Because there's all constitutions the window it would be acceptable.
Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Yeah, because because I wouldn't say. When it comes to
rain I think that we have gotten we as men
have gotten the shaft when it comes to umbrellas, because
women have those umbrellas that are like domes. As a man,
I don't have the nerve to use one, but they
make more sense than your standard umbrella. I would love
to use one, but I can't. They have LEDs and
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thanks society, you could.
Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
I could do anything I want. I'm a grown adult,
I'm saying, but I can do whatever you want as well.
But you can get away with it. I can get
away with it legally, illegally.
Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Because somebody would go like, all righty here, okay, complete hypothetical,
All right, is dome umbrella?
Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Tyler more umbrella?
Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
He steps out of his car, he's walking into the store,
and some other dude goes, what are you gay? You
go yeah, actually know, and he goes okay, cool cool man. Yeah,
tracks and then in the mouth party yeah. And then
that would be it. That would be end it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
It'd be like, oh, okay, you have a pass. Or
how about this nightmare scenario. You're dressed up to go
to a wedding or whatever and it's raining. You use
an umbrella.
Speaker 16 (01:07:42):
You don't have to.
Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
You're all shower fresh, your hair is on point. Yeah,
you don't want to get wet before walking into the wedding.
Speaker 16 (01:07:48):
Yeah, you look like well, it depends if you're against
How far is the walk true?
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Yeah, standard parking lot or just wait it out in
your car.
Speaker 20 (01:07:55):
But your hair will be all messed up?
Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Yeah, what about the hair?
Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
What's the next question?
Speaker 18 (01:08:00):
From the seven one to four? This is for Sammy.
I looked up Sammy yesterday and she is so hot.
Why is she single? Does she have cats or something?
Is there something going on downtown?
Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
What's the deal?
Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I have a question for the person to send that question?
Do you listen? She's so complicated? Everyone is actually no,
because she's she's very particular. She has, like you seem
to be a person that has their way of life
and way of doing things. And it's very much about.
Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Like you mean, like her way or the highway.
Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
No, I her way, like the crocheting watching brom coms.
Speaker 18 (01:08:41):
I think some guys would love that. They want to right, How.
Speaker 20 (01:08:44):
Does that make me particular?
Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Though? I guess no, it's just a okay, it's bad.
I mean I got nothing else to that. It's just
a bad taken. We had a question. I was giving
you a right, let's explain. What is her response?
Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Thank you menace.
Speaker 23 (01:09:04):
Yeah, what is my response as to I mean, I
think it's always a weird question for people to be like,
why are you single?
Speaker 20 (01:09:09):
What's wrong with you? There doesn't have to be something
wrong with me number one to be single?
Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Really, see Bess, that's a funny answer.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Well say are you not singles? Are you with somebody?
Speaker 12 (01:09:21):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (01:09:21):
I Well, I don't want to take away from Samy
because that's the main question here. But Menics and I
both laughed at that because it would lots out because
it seems kind of defense.
Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
Exactly, Sea Bass, you are single?
Speaker 13 (01:09:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Is there something wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Hold on, we're derailing.
Speaker 23 (01:09:36):
It is a defensive answer because I think it's very
rude for people to always say things like that. I
don't so so that to me to begin with, I
don't really understand. I'll say, there's nothing that's wrong with me, right,
But I would say probably the biggest thing is I
just don't meet people. I work a lot, I'm here
all the time, I go home, I'm go to bed early,
(01:09:57):
and even like when I hang out with people, A
lot of my friends are married and have kids, and
at a certain point, you just are not meeting new people, right,
it's a strange thing that you don't really expect to happen.
You don't really know what's coming, and all of a
sudden you're.
Speaker 20 (01:10:13):
Like, oh my god, I don't mean anyone new.
Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Where are the single people?
Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
And I think you're right to get defensive because when
you when you're asked why are you single? The you
know they're implying something's wrong because you are single. Right,
so she should take well, and it's.
Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
The same thing as like, well, why don't you have
kids like you? That is so not even like, don't
don't tuget that.
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
What's d what's the thing that we were talking about
the dude who had the video about like, you know,
there's crazy, hot and single. You can only be two,
you can't be all three.
Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
Okay, Well she's hot and she's single.
Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Oh no, what is it like?
Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
The matrix? A matrix? How does that go? So if
she's hot and single, it okay. So if you're hot
and single, it means you're crazy. If you're crazy and hot,
that means you're single. I see, if you're crazy and single.
Speaker 16 (01:11:06):
Yeah, And he broke it down to the danger zone,
the fun zone, the wife zone, and the wife zone
for him was eight and above and they like a
two and below and crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Uh.
Speaker 16 (01:11:15):
And then the below that's the unicorn zone, which is
eight and above hot and like one and below crazy, which.
Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Is But I think Sammy to all this.
Speaker 16 (01:11:22):
Sammy's explanation was spot on, because after you at a
certain age, all your friends are not hooking you up
with their friends anymore. They're going on daddy daughter, my daughter.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Dates, like my friend groups when they get together, like
they're all pretty much married and they it's all pretty
much about the kids now, right. And then there's a
few people that are like divorced and stuff, and they're
all bitter.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
And Sammy does have but you know, they got problems advantages.
Speaker 16 (01:11:52):
She does live near where she grew up mostly high school, college,
et cetera, so she has that going for her. I
should have swirled this back around to Gina's question. I
don't have that going for me, do right, Like when
I lived in Atlanta, where all my friends were, where
I went to school is oh, I was every weekend.
I was doing all kinds of fun stuff if people
who were But again, as you get to upper twenties
(01:12:14):
into the thirties, that starts to go away because all
your buddies aren't doing that stuff anymore unless you.
Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Have like a full dirt friends, which I do.
Speaker 16 (01:12:23):
Uh, And then it's like oh and that well again,
Samy doesn't have advantage as a lady, but and as
a lady with no kids, which is a huge for her.
Age is a huge advantage as far as guys talking
to her. But she doesn't go on the dating apps. Yeah,
and she does have an awful schedule.
Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Yeah, so what is like? Greg always says we talk
about that you don't like those apps, like if you're
if the whole thing is meeting people, like, you're not
in favor of the apps.
Speaker 20 (01:12:44):
Well, I've never been on the apps.
Speaker 23 (01:12:46):
I just don't think I'm that type of a person
because I'm not. I don't typically judge people. I know,
you guys are gonna be like, oh, but off of
how they look, I can't tell their vibe. And I'm
much more of a vibe type person than I am
of how they look. And I don't like judge people
that way. It just feels weird to me, and I
won't I think accurately be able.
Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
To do that.
Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
May I suggest speed dating.
Speaker 16 (01:13:06):
Oh it's okay, see now hold on, Yeah, okay, that's
a that's a perfectly normal response.
Speaker 13 (01:13:14):
Than that.
Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
Exactly other people that would go, I get.
Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
That, I get that, I get that.
Speaker 16 (01:13:19):
But I but from what I understand is that because
the apps are such a waste of time these days,
people are going back to the I R L. As
they say, dating and the speed dating. It isn't like
it isn't some guy with a mole. And you know,
when you think of like the movie version of all
the creeps that would be on a speed date, Apparently
it's just people who are like, it's people with exactly
(01:13:40):
Sammy's attitude of like, I don't want to deal with
swiping and people flaky.
Speaker 20 (01:13:44):
Yeah, I've never seen anyone have a great time on.
Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
That Tony pictures, right exactly, don't look like that looks
matter like you say, like you want to get a vibe.
What if a guy is an umbrella user? Is that
a deal breaker? What if he's uncircumstansed uncircumcised deal breaker? Okay,
So feel about those two things that we covered a
big thing one seven texting over Sammy, how about a
free trip to Cabo? It worked? Out for you.
Speaker 18 (01:14:11):
Yeah, you got to take a chance.
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Sometimes.
Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
By the way, we haven't gotten an update. You're still
with You're still with your boyfriend, right.
Speaker 18 (01:14:16):
Yeah, we're still together.
Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
So again we try to pay as much attention as
we can. Emails, of course, we get those in the
after hours, voicemails and things like that. Somebody texts coming
through every morning and a lot of times, you know,
we're doing our thing and oh go bye, we won't
even necessarily see it. But Morgan is paying attention because
everybody's secondary job is to try to keep an eye
(01:14:46):
on that text get back to as many people as
we can. If you ever want to text and be
part of the show, we always say eight seven seven
forty four what used to call? You can text two
to nine eight seven and Morgan, as we had right
before the break, some more questions from people who have
been texting.
Speaker 19 (01:15:01):
Yeah, so from the nine oh four. My wife did
a peloton ride this morning and Greg understore Underscore. Gory
was also in the class.
Speaker 18 (01:15:11):
Any chance it was my dog?
Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Yeah, yeah, no, I wouldn't mind having a peloton They
look cool.
Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
But would you ever cycle?
Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Greg?
Speaker 24 (01:15:22):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I probably would if I had one, but I think there.
You know, my big thing is utilitarian things in the house.
I don't want to see them like garbage cans or anything.
Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
That they make a hutch for your peloton.
Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
I know there's a way you can put it away.
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
When I was way into a peloton before, you know,
finding zep bound, which is way better. There is a
bunch of Woody Show listeners on peloton. There is a
hashtag the Woody Show and that that are our listeners
of the show that do peloton.
Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Greg, that'd be one thing that you would buy and
then you never use it, really, yeah, because you have
no ambition to exercise at all.
Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
I don't, but if I had a pelt Ton, I
honestly I would use it.
Speaker 16 (01:16:02):
If the instructor was talking to you like there's Greg, No,
we played those that audio and do you still call
them pelotards? We played that audio and it's the most
obnoxious people in the planet.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
I mean, you don't, yeah, but you don't do the class.
Can't you just do it where it looks like you're
riding through the countryside or whatever?
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Yeah? Yeah, those people. Because my wife was addicted to
the peloton ride thing. Really, oh my god, she bought
all the shirts and the oh she was following the
trainers or who whether pelotards on social media and yeah,
well here's a couple of examples. This is what Sea
Bass said we were just talking about. These are some
(01:16:38):
of the obnoxious trainers. They call them, uh yeah, instructors.
Thank you. There's the word I'm trying to think of. Yeah,
this is uh here, listen to that, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
What family?
Speaker 24 (01:16:50):
I am Robin, I am here with my dear friend,
Madam Gunn. Listen, when I refer to you as a family,
it is because that is what we are. We're going
to lead with love and today we are going to
stand for power an unapologenic swagger.
Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
So brings all of that to the bike yuck.
Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah, I got.
Speaker 16 (01:17:13):
Explains at the time. But there was a thing that
started with a soul cycle, which is where Peloton came from.
Where fifteen years ago, however, somebody just said let's bring
to the club, to the gym, and it's it's loud,
it's dark, it's neon, and it's this fake Tony Robbins spiel.
You just turned right there with loves and you read
write it's fam and also we just pedal until we're
(01:17:33):
not fat anymore. It's inspirational, but that's in all gyms.
Berry's fitness is one of these the douchies, like most
obnoxious gems, rumble boxing, same same, same formula, or darky loud.
Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
I don't know about our theory, Morgan. He got another question.
Speaker 19 (01:17:47):
Yeah, sure, let's see from the two two five? Why
does menace pronounce it burnunciation?
Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Oh, just as a joke. I think you continue to
do it now as a joke. It didn't it didn't
start that way. It is one of those million words
that men can't really say, right, it's yeah, like everything
he does. Yeah, I mean we have guy, there's announciate, enunciate, nonesly.
(01:18:15):
You know what I'm saying. This is where this is,
this is this is where it came from. But I
don't think I had the financiation guide. Yeah, yeah, the
pronounce Let me go down. I gotta scroll down to
the p. This folder has two hundred clips. It's just
it's a great way. It's a great word occasion. No
hold on announce it particularly, all right, Yeah, I mean
(01:18:40):
there's normal.
Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Oh, you know what I think is I have a
whole separate one just that word. Yeah, that's a Oh yeah,
wait here you here it is by nanceerrationing guide was alarm.
That's the original, uh huh by Nance rationing Guide, by
Nancy predecation predecation on amophilia.
Speaker 16 (01:19:05):
And we use that word because it's so much funny
that he mispronounces a word that tells you how to
pronounce this.
Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Agreeably, agreeably able. Oh this is another dude. I think
this could be my favorite menace one of all time.
What is the square corail made out of?
Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Yeah, do you know what that is?
Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Gina?
Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
We all know because we all lived it. We could
offer her a billion dollar? What is the square corail
made out of one?
Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
I will offer you ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
I mean I used to be pretty good at this,
but this this is.
Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
Not a word place.
Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
What is a square crew square curl make out of?
Do you spell?
Speaker 16 (01:19:45):
All? Right?
Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Your time is up? Who is the weakest thing?
Speaker 9 (01:19:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Yeah, this is he was hosting weakest. That was the question.
What is the squirker I saw a right?
Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Should we raise it to twenty five thousand?
Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
I will add twenty five okay, so what is the
squirk criil made out of.
Speaker 11 (01:20:06):
One?
Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Please? What is a squirre crew square curl made out
of can you spell?
Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Your time is up? Who the weakest thing?
Speaker 9 (01:20:17):
I just saw it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Thirty five thousand dollars is on the line.
Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Where a squark reel.
Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Circular saw, circular saw.
Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
That's a good guest.
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
The clip continues. Sour crawd was the word he was looking.
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Are you all in.
Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
The show? Show? I enjoyed the uh, the questions. Thank
you for by the way, thank you for doing that, Morgan.
I don't know what made her start and writing them down.
Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
It was nice.
Speaker 18 (01:20:56):
Well, now I have a list going, so I'll keep
gapping them.
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Come and hot. That one day with the circumcision question,
as if it was like, yeah, what like I need
to get back to this person right away.
Speaker 18 (01:21:09):
They need a decision.
Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Yeah, it was somebody asking if they should get their
sons circumcised chopped as a as they say, Yeah, dude,
years ago menace when you know, before sea bassword. He
would do a lot of this on the street, talking
to people about different thing and I forget what it was.
There was something in the news. There was a lot
of circumcision talk at that point.
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Yeah, this circumcision topic comes around every ten years.
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yeah, it's like Haley's comment, it has a cycle, you know,
yes and yeah. So Menace went on the street asking
people circumcision yay or Nick Show?
Speaker 9 (01:21:42):
Are you pro or against circumcisions? I'm like, yes, but
I think it should be the choice of the children. Yeah,
are you pro? Are you against circumcision? I am a
pro for circumcisions.
Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Have you seen an uncircumcised penis in real life on
a baby?
Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
And how did it look?
Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Not too cute?
Speaker 9 (01:22:03):
They're like, man, that's the right, That's exactly what I
was thinking to So.
Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
I'm asking, I'm asking people are they pro or against circumcisions?
Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I'm for circumcision of course.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:22:14):
It's cleaner for one, you know, it keeps.
Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
The penis more clean and fresher.
Speaker 9 (01:22:20):
It can grow a smell into it.
Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
And I will say this is that in this day
and age, most kids don't want to be different, and.
Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
To be uncircumcised will make you really different.
Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
And when you go into the locker rooms when you
get a little bit older and you're the one with
the uncircumcised, yeah, because.
Speaker 9 (01:22:35):
Everybody's cat and or they'll be like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
God, it's weird. Man.
Speaker 9 (01:22:41):
Are you pro or anti circumcision? Neither, but I'm anti
circumcision at birth. I personally do not think that it's
right to present upon any more than child. What have
you seen an uncircumcised penis like? What it looks like?
Speaker 12 (01:22:55):
For real?
Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:22:57):
What are your thoughts on that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Maybe the circle? Sometimes one looks a little better.
Speaker 17 (01:23:01):
Oh no, it does?
Speaker 9 (01:23:03):
You know that other stuff not really freaks though?
Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
Right?
Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
Yes? Are you pro against circumcisions? I think it's all rageous? Wait,
un chills?
Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
They have fourteen sixteen and then say do you want.
Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
It or not?
Speaker 9 (01:23:19):
Don't you think that would hurt? What makes your thigure?
Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Doesn't hurt the one?
Speaker 9 (01:23:22):
They're three days old? I don't remember having it done. Yeah,
but that's why you're wearing a hair like that, maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Roasted?
Speaker 9 (01:23:31):
So a four against circumcisions for it?
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
You know?
Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
I mean I heard that that it sucks.
Speaker 7 (01:23:38):
No, but I've heard I heard that guys that are
uncircumcised have more sexual pleasure.
Speaker 9 (01:23:42):
Okay, which one do you think looks about to be
circumcised having it cut? Last question? Would you like to
see my wiener.
Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
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