FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 8th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude to the graphic nature of his program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
M hm A good morning, everybody. Well, it is a

(00:49):
Monday morning.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
It's the first Monday back after our week off and
so now summer is officially overgoing.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Into the last little part of the although this last
little part of the year, I was thinking about it. Man,
we have so many things going on. We have a
lot of things just here.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
On the show that are happening and just in general,
like a lot of life things.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
That are got. The birthday month coming up, Menas's birthday month,
which is gonna be here. You gonna be pretty epic.
Guy'd be fire. We're getting to the month of September.
It is Monday morning at September the eighth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
My name is whatdy? That is great gory. You good
to see your fisture? Babe, Babe, there's a menace?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
What is what we got?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Gina grad Hi, Sea Bass is here? What there's Sammy
Morgan our sociate producer, Vaughn is our video producer. We've
got bored and we got Menji. He's in the Woody
Show production department. Dat is literally rolling around here somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, speaking of ozing, we got to get him in
here at some point. He's been going around to all
these different ballparks. Yeah, he just did a pretty epic trip. Yeah,
he just But he's been I don't know how many
eas he's been to so far, menace like overall that.
I think he's probably been to like eight of them.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I thought I thought he was further into the thought.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, he was doing five and one weekend. Is it
his goal to hit them all? Yeah? Yeah, he tried
to do the what was that thing where you have
like a hot dog? Oh, he completed it. He didn't try,
he completed. So they have nine hot dogs and nine
beers and nine innings. Hell yeah, every hero sounds kind
of easy. And he crushed off.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
He said, how long does an inning take? On average?
Nine inning game is gonna be about three hours, So
nine hot times, so three per hour. That's doable. What
are you talking about over the course of three hours?
But it's a lot less now it's close for two
and a half. Okay, so the pitch.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Count stuff at some three hour chunk of the show.
At some point, can Greg do this?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
We refuse because it's too fattening. But every time make
yourself throw up afterwards. If I knew how to do that,
I'd be doing that for years. They have bud Light next,
which has zero calories. It sounds pretty between the hot dog,
the bun and the beer. And you got to do
that ninth time. That's a lot, dude, I'm talking to you.
That sounds easy. What are you talking? There's other times

(03:08):
I totally agree with you. There's no way I could
do that. We've looked at entire pies and thought, oh
I could eat that by myself. Yeah, but the sweets
are different than stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Also, could you eat three pies an hour?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
No? No, By the way, this is the second time
he's done it. Oh really? Yeah? Did he barf? No,
he didn't, but he's he's got pretty close. Coming up
on the show today, we have a brand new Redneck News.
Also get all the trending news headlines of course, and
agents abashed and the cart arcs trying to.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Get the right thing and return their cards. That's coming
up a little bit later on the show. We'll do
some entertainment stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Again the birthday's porn of birthday, and again the phones
are open at eight seven seven forty four Woody. You
can also hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven speaking of eating my garbage
man just spent the entire well, yeah, last week.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
And that's the thing, like, I don't you know people.
I see these people at the resort. Yeah, and they're
waking up early and they're getting together to do like
yoga together or going down to the gym. You see
him like walking back in the gym, or they stop
off at like the breakfast area, and you see him
getting like hard boiled eggs and.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
On vacation.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Is a vacation, you're wasting the whole rediculus.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I would get hard boiled eggs on vacation.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
But would you go to the gym? No?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I think the gym.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I think my wife had a strawberry banana nutella crape
every morning.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Wou they had.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Like one of those like crape stations. Yeah, and so
it's it's like peanut butter, strawberry banana and then nintella.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I got no problem with that, Yeah, and then she
just gets it. I can't whether she finishes or not.
But every morning that's breakfast.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
If I owned a hotel, it wouldn't even have a gym. Right,
it was a vacation destination. Yeaeah? Why, I mean, why bother?
I don't get that point.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, there was a thing unhealthiest fast food menu. If
you're going on vacation, why bother? If you're going for
fast food, why bother? I don't understand why they put
the the calorie counts on the menu.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Don't pat yourself on the back, like, okay.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
So these are the ten fast food items with the
most calories. Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Number one of the list is the Heartys fried chicken
twelve piece and six biscuits.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
But that's for everybody? Yeah, well yeah, what one person?
If it's twelve pieces, you know of courses a billion?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, six four hundred and ninety calories, which, if you
think about it that way, seems kind of low.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
For that thousand.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's like a week's worth of for twelve pieces of chicken,
twelve pieces of fried chicken and six biscuits, and like
a day's worth.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
No, no, no, no, it's like fifteen hundred dollars a day.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
You don't think he kills six thousand in a day. Yeah,
well no, I definitely yeah, without even trying menace. It
would be tough. You would have to drink a lot
of that. That'd mean a lot of milkshake. Six thousand
calories of food food one full day. Have you been
like woking up in Las Vegas and then gone to
bed at like three am? Like you can consume if

(05:58):
you think about like a you could if you think
about like an outback steakhouse, just the blooming onions, like
almost three thousand calendar.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
But has anyone ever eaten one themselves?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Could eat? Could? Yeah, no problem, could eat the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Papa John's Philly Cheeseteaks, Stuff Cruss Pizza four thousand, five
ninety calories, Nacho's from Moe's four thousand, three hundred and
thirty four calories, Little Caesar's Detroit Style Deep Dish Specialty pizza,
the five Meat Feasts. Eat an entire one of those
five meat feet three thousand, five hundred calories.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
But that's what I'm saying, eat two of those is
to get to six thousand one. I would start like
eating at whatever ten in the morning, and I'd probably
be hungry again by six pm. Right, yeah, maybe we'll see. Uh.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
The pizza hut, loaded pepperoni feast, large cheesy bites pizza
three fifty three calories, A thirty count of traditional wings
drums only from Buffalo wild wings. Two thousand, two hundred
and forty calories. That's my weakness, Jimmy Johns. The AJ Gargantuan.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
What is that? I look, you haven't seen the gargant
How many feet is that? Six feet?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I don't think it's it's just I mean, it's got it.
It's a big set, but it's got but it's got
everything on it. Two and sixty galeries.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Do you have to unhinte your jaw to eat that?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, it's a really long tail roast. Yeah yeah, No,
I mean it's it's a big sandwich. But it can
be done. I mean two thousand. Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
They say, what two thousand calories is what the average
person should have per day or like that little daily
recommended or guidance or whatever else.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
So when I see something that says like two.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Thousand calories, right, I go, If I eat this, then
then you know you're good for the rest of this.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Looks glorious.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, the JJ Gargantua. I'm sorr as you haven't seen that.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I know I haven't.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Sounds like a porn star.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'm seeing that it's eighteen inches long?

Speaker 7 (07:53):
Is that? Is that right?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah? You have to, but again you have to eat
three of.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Those to get the six thousand galleries twenty piece Classic
Wings Garlic Promesan from Checkers two forty calories that flavor,
Culver's north Woods Walleye Dinner three piece one thousand nine
and thirty calories.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Now we're into like normal calories. And then from Shakeshack
the Double Down Fries one thousand and nine and ten.
The well, it's the double down. But still I'll usually
just get cheese fries there, but at Shakecheck, I'm sure
it has cheese on it.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Chake Check is white because I'm not a big fries guy,
but those fries are good, especially crinkle cut.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Usually not because they're usually two. I don't know whether
you're too much fluff you say yeah inside, but Greg likes.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Those like potato wedges, steak fries, steak fries, home fries,
and like Cloudy on the Double Down fries.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's the fries and then the I guess cheese sauce,
and then they did that pepper that pepper sprinkle thing.
Some meat shavings, the meat shavings, I haven't meat shavings. Well,
phones are open. Great now we're starving, starving. I want
nine hot dogs.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. You can
set us a text here.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Get the week started with a text to check in
over to two to nine eighty seven. Welcome back, everybody,
you're back. We're back back from that week off. I
hope you uh hope you missed us. Yeah, all right,
they missed.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Hello anybody here?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
They messaged. It is uh Monday, September. The eighth day
is World.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Literacy Day, menas, I know it's our favorite holiday. I
love celebrating World Literacy Day. Ah me too. It's a
World Physical Therapy Day.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Now.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I know you don't believe in uh in therapy therapy
sea bass or menace, but do you believe in physical therapy?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I did something not too long ago, and when I
uh my strained my calf, I should say strained. Yes,
it's not a sprain and a strain running for the
rogaine or yeah it was. It was fun. Yeah, the physical, actual,
real physical therapy by actual people who are trained in anatomy,
not chiropractors who I get are to some degree, is
much more helpful. Typically yeah there.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Like, oh, you should go to physical therapy. Man, they
do massage. I'm like, well, I can go to a
place that just doesn't besige.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
But it's not sure.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's just a generic chick at the mall. This isilfully
have a purpose in mind. It is a national ampersand day.
It's what's an ampersan? Uh the pound symbol right or no,
it's a symbol. He knows that. Okay, a percent I forget.

(10:34):
You can get it. You can figure it out. Sign
you're closed, the dollar sign, dollar sign. It sort of
sounds like what it is, right, look at your keyboard.
It's an ampersand I can look at it right in there.
T yeah, the the at.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
No no no, no, So like you know how the
symbol for and look at your numbers seven? Yeah, so
when do you.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Put like you know, like I didn't say the ant
symbol huh yeah yeah, but yeah, that's what ant per
sand is. That's what it's called. That's the official name
for it. It's sort of a portmanteau. Actually another word
for minus a literation or alteration. I should say of
and per se and per se meaning let is from
the Latin per and see there was. It was only

(11:24):
like I don't know, two years ago that I learned
what portmanteau meant. And I love that.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
It's my favorite thing. You You mesh the words together. Yeah,
like h time, like now, of course, oh god, there's
so many there are, well you can make we make
them up all the time.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
You can make them up. Yeah, Like like we're now,
we're sitting at a hotel and you have something to
tell me, and I say, hotel.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Me, Larry, you just pushed the words together.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I gotcha. We do that all the time.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Yeah, that's what we do.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Just call the port j lo, not j.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Lo or like like you know what it was like
when she when she did she j benefit That's what
I was thinking.

Speaker 7 (12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Today's National Boss Employee Exchange Day, National dog Walker Appreciation Day, Greg,
one of your favorites. National Iguana Awareness Days. I saw
those when I was in Mexico. Star Trek Day is
today for all you dorks. No, it's no your numbers week,
and I have a Today in history for you menace.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh sweet.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
It was today in nineteen thirty that Richard Drew developed
Scotch tape.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
No way, Richard Scotch Scotch tape. He did great for
the world. Yeah, all right, he did something. I'm back
to watching, you know, my eighties. I watched a.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Couple while I was on while I was on break, Yeah,
and one that I watched was from nineteen eighty six,
Ferris Bueller's Day Off the best.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's hard to get sick of that. You hadn't watched
it in a long time. Yeah, and it didn't hold
my attention as much as I as I thought it. Well,
I don't know, maybe because I've seen it so many times,
but there's a bunch of other movies I've seen way
more than Ferris Feeling you.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Don't relate to it because you're not a teenager anymore.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
No, because it's still that nostalgia factor, but still like
still a great movie, still a great movie.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
But still not as good as like we were talking about,
because I saw this whole thing about the best high
school movies.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
The Breakfast Club they have is number one.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
People forget. It gets very dark. It's not like a
fun like run.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
No, but still that that was really good. Or Fast
Times at Ridgemont High, which I've never seen.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I watched that ten years ago. I thought this is
what people like. It's very screwball.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Okay, So like, the reason I'm bringing this up is
because you know, there are a ton of movies that
it feels like everybody has seen that I have not seen.
So Ferris Bueler's Day Off, sure saw it, Breakfast Club,
definitely love it.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I've not seen Fast Times at Ridgemont hig. I had
year olds playing high schoolers. I well, like Greece.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
But the thing is, if you look and we talked
about this before, if you even look at the nineties,
especially the eighties, everybody who was in high school looked forties.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Open a yearbook from that area. Yeah, everybody looked to seventies.
You think they were in their fifties.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I've never seen I've only seen bits and pieces, and
I've heard, of course, a couple of lines that everybody
likes to quote from it.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Dazed and Confused.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
That's one of the best movies ever. But now, if
it was made, it would be made by in the
perspective of like people in the early two thousands.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, and these are not at least me.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
By the way, these are these are not all eighties.
These are just the best high school movies. Rebel without
a Cause, Never Saw, Never Saw. They have it on
the as one of the best high school movies.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Is that James Dean or Marlon Brando from nineteen eighty nine. Heathers, Oh,
it's great. Never saw it.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Well, they don't really. It's kind of fallen out of
favor because it's about like teen suicide.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Oh it is.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
It's a great comedy.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, of what comedy? Black comed girl comedy. Oh so
they got to be black to watch it, or like
a dark dark I'm getting. American Graffiti, No, I never
watched it.

Speaker 8 (15:12):
Was that.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Howard was in George Lucas made that movie. Okay, George Lucas.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
But then I know, like radio people talk about because
it wasn't Wolfman Jack like to talk about old timey
radio like Wolfman Jack was in that movie or thing
no idea, Yeah he was, he was in it. American Graffiti,
clueless seen it? That one I've seen except for the
Paul Righting.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah, that's gross, weird.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, that was nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 9 (15:40):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
That was the year I graduated high School night Blood Greg,
I know, but he could have just been an intern,
didn't have to be a former step brother.

Speaker 10 (15:48):
Based off of Jane Austin's Emma, I care, it's weird.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Never saw this one either, sixteen Candles. You haven't seen that?

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Seen sixteen Candles?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I think you would like it a lot. I like
that one to what that one about? So Mollie Ringwall,
that's her sixteenth birthday, okay, but her family doesn't remember
it's her birthday, so it goes totally unrecognized. Meanwhile, her
older sister is about to get married. All the attentions
on the older sister. Yeah, and so she's bummed that
they forgot her birthday and she's kind of a door
and she falls in love with.

Speaker 11 (16:17):
The high.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
It's really good. And what about that? Would I like
just the era John Hughes movie that is just yea.

Speaker 10 (16:26):
You would like the Foreign Exchange shootout.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Long Duck Dong?

Speaker 8 (16:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh yeah, okay, I've heard that Duck Dong. I think
you would like it. Election from.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
A Tracy flick, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
And then Ferris Biela was at at number ten. I
like the Beast things in that movie. Yeah, they did
have Mean Girls. By the way, it does number twelve.

Speaker 10 (16:50):
I was gonna say, where's Met Girls?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Okay, yeah, you know it's low on the list.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, not not that it's a school movie. But my daughter,
who's thirteen, she is obsessed and her friends are obsessed
with the movie White Chicks. What was that random or what?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, making a comeback.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I don't think, no idea. I don't think it's too
random because it gets quoted a lot, and there's a
lot of screenshots and meme meme culture idea and stuff
like that, like constantly, and gifts and all kinds of
stuff on the joints. Yep. Yeah, I mean I think
I've seen it, never saw it once, but that's when
it first came out, and I think even that was

(17:29):
not in theaters. That was like once it hit cable
or something like that.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
It is a funny movie.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
I never really kind of saw it as like a
cultural touch now touch point for just a fifteen percent
on Rotten Times freaking hilarious.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah, yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
We might have to go.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
So my wife and I neither one of us have
our you know, remember even anything from it, and so
my wife goes, hey, so just wondering because you know,
Weighan's like, uh, do you think it's appropriate for a thirteen?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I'm like, I have no idea. Yeah, yeah, I think
you need to watch it. And I have no idea.
Yeah thirteen yeaheah, it's not bad, all right. I mean
we're not super uptight. Man. My parents would have never
let me watch a PG thirteen movies.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Really when you were thirteen?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Uh? When I was thirteen. Yes, I'm saying like when
I was a kid, you know, like, uh, we can only.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Do g's and pg's really damn. But of course we
watched them all at my friend's house who had HBO.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Anything comedy, I could watch it, like really of the
Nerds ad.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
For I was just gonna say a bene of the
Nerds I saw like right when it came on HBO
because my mom said it had a good message. Oh
so I can watch whatever I wanted.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yeah, But like I was like my friends and I
we all love the Police Academy movies, but like we
would never be allowed to go, Like my parents would
never take us to go see a Police Academy movie.
Oh okay, it's just one of those like we had
to see like at a friend's house or what's gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
All right, time for your birthdays shows. It's Shimmy, We're
gonna sit. It's Simar and you know you don't do.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Hollywood
legend David Arquette. Okay, yeah, legend. Hell yeah, he's Dustin
Henderson and Stranger Things. But his government name is Gatton Monrazzo. Oh, yes, Monazzo.
He's twenty three years old. Today, child star Jonathan Taylor

(19:23):
Thomas Tim's son Randy on Home Improvement.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
He was also the voice of Young Simba and The
Lion King JTT. He's forty four.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
The pop singer who you would swear just by looking
at her was a lesbian pink.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
He's forty six. You would swear you would.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
TV host and personality Brooke Burke. You guys remember E's
wild on show.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah back in the day.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yeah, yeah, she does like she did like Dancing with
the Stars. Yeah, she's fifty three. Rapper and Pride of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Whiz Khalifa he's thirty eight, and actor Martin Freeman, who
you'd know from the Hobbit Fargo and the British version
of the Office. He's a fifty four. Your porn of
Birthday today is Spencer Bradley and today's birthday girl has

(20:09):
a mouth that has seen more traffic from the four
or five freeway, damn, in three hundred and sixteen fine films,
including Let's Have Some Fun Before Brunch. Also, you're pegging
my sibling a couple of Greg's favorites. She was in
I Prefer All Girl Quickies, Yeah you do? And Lesbian
Sex Before Marriage Volume one.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Get it out of your system. You know she was
in four Hands Are Better Than Two? Sure?

Speaker 4 (20:34):
And who can forget her unforgettable role in Let's Party
like a fingers up your ass.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
To catch right instead of like it's nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah's magona pod in knock Fingers of your
stunt dunh. Yeah, that's a Spencer Browley who's thirty one
years old today, And that's your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Monday morning look of what.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I don't know. I guess we just talk movie. Sorry, menace,
we got carried away.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
It's all good, Okay, Well, well we'll see what he
can hold on till either later in the show, un
till tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I'm sorry too that happens. I'm sure there's a tailor
sports story out. What's way you would say to people
at ninety three, I would so the world, Oh, yes, good,
I no come near my house. The Woody, Oh, we're

(21:32):
in two another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically
correct world on a Monday morning. It's September the eighth,
twenty twenty five. On Boody. That's Greg Gory Menace is here.
What is up, Woody. There's Gina great Sea Bass is here.
We've got Sammy Morgan's here, and we're taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you can hit us

(21:55):
up with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Everybody's back and rejuvenated, I would assume, re energize, refreshed. Yeah, yeah,
your batteries had been checked. My son used some phrase
on my wife and I the other day we left
our ass off. Oh my god, it was so gen zo.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
So it was we had this whole conversation about being
a little bit more self less and more selfish, you know,
And I said, hey, because my uh my stepmother was
hanging out with the kids while my wife and I
were in Mexico, and my stepmother like just basically just

(22:32):
would drop him off and pick him up from work
the entire time that she was there, because she was
only there for a few days. And she's like, yeah,
I didn't really get to spend much time with him,
and you know, just because you're just dropping him off.
And I'm like, I said, what about when he got
home from work? She was no, No, he got home
and like basically went right to bed. I'm like, okay,
so I'm like having this conversation about think of other
people and consider other people. I said, So, you know,

(22:53):
but I worked until like eight o'clock at night. I'm like, you,
I worked all day. I go, Okay, everybody does that, dude,
do it? Everybody does that? I said, but like when
you have family, your grandma's here, she wants to see you,
like spending a little bit of time with you. Uh,
just you know, well, after working all day, my social
battery is drained.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I go, are your my my wife? And I my wife?

Speaker 8 (23:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
We laughed right in his face, like your social battery?
I said, where the hell did you hear? And learn
about that. You got to stop that now, dude.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah, it was just a little conversation about being a
little bit more self self less, less selfish with your
time and you know, like looking out for other people.
You know, he's not bad about that, but like just
you know, a little bit a little aware. You're sixteen,
little little little awareness. But it seems like, I mean, Sammy,
you didn't really go anywhere, and Menace you went somewhere.

(23:51):
Greg stayed home, of course, but like, dude, Gina myself,
Menace Morgan.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, Morgan, you went on a you want to helo everyone.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I saw a bunch of pictures from from your stuff,
and dude, you went on like basically what'd you call
like a buddy moon?

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Oh yeah, I was a buddyman. We changed it from
a honeymoon because it was confusing people to a buddy moon.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Yeah, you did like a like a couple of lesbians.
Like all the pictures lesbian. It was all lesbians. Looked
very much like a lesbian couple.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
You guys, thank you. We felt adorable. Little Nils share.
Yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
I literally went on my honeymoon. The catch was I
just didn't go with my husband. This was the honeymoon
I was supposed to go on. Sammy went on my honeymoon.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
I did it with the man my friend.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, with that guy that she claims that she did
all this romantic stuff which never hooked.

Speaker 10 (24:40):
It doesn't romantic.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
It was just romantic.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I'm just saying I ain't going on that trip. Were
hooking up.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
I thought I thought of Sammy so many times. I
actually had to text her because, uh, we snorkeled between
the tech.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Time where did you even go to Iceland?

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Went to Iceland? Sorry, went to Iceland. Snorkeled between the
erase in North American continent, which was a dream of mine.
I had to text Sammy right afterwards. We also slept
in the Bubble Hotel in in beds that are pushed together.
But Sammy, you had another option because we slept foot
to head, so that was just better for us. Okay,

(25:18):
so we did that, but we had a great time.
Best Greg. I wish I could have brought it back
for you. The best cinnamon rolls on the planet when
they do have Costco And we went and we compared
their hot dogs to our hot dogs, which were great,
and they have fried onions on theirs. Loved going to
Costco and Iceland so the most magnificent waterfalls and wonders

(25:41):
of the world. Took a zodiac boat to the glaciers,
which I think you might have done too, So that
was awesome around these little icebergs. And and oh, by
the way, surf and turf in Iceland is not steak
and lobster. It is horse and whale.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yep, whale.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Whale is common there, shoe whale, which I actually did
want to try the horse because everyone said it was
so good, but I couldn't commit to a whole plate
of horse. I was just if someone offered me a bite, I.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Would have had it. I wouldn't mean I mean, obviously
I wouldn't get because I love horses too much. But
apparently they're very like not as dogs, not as much
as dogs. I don't love them as much as dogs,
but it's pretty close. They're very love Yeah, but if
you had the choice between horse and whale, what are
you going with? I think I would do horse. I
would whale all day whales. I have no affection toward whale.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
I haven't whale, but I do have a very very
small jeers about Iceland. Besides being very expensive, which they
are keenly aware of. In the entire country, entire country
of Iceland, there is not one goddamn diet coke. They
don't have it, they don't sell it. I just settle

(26:54):
for coke zero, which I do not like. And but
you know what, pepsi max. That one's not bad.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Oh the pepsi zero sugar nuts. Wait, pepsi max.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
That's what they call it. Pepsi max ice.

Speaker 10 (27:05):
Iceland's very healthy. They don't have McDonald's there any all.

Speaker 12 (27:08):
They keep the last burger and I ever sold them
like two thousand and nine on display because it has
an aged The.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Butter is incredible.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I brought this up before, like overseas, like diet really
isn't a thing. It's just either regular or zero. Yeah,
but that's yeah, zero is diet. Changed the name I just.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Missed my chemicals.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Don't call it diet.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
So the first thing on the way home from the airport,
the first thing he did was pull into McDonald's and
get the diet coke. My dreams.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Okay, So let me ask you a question. So you
did this trip with your girlfriend, not girlfriend girlfriend, but
sadly sky Lagoon Blue Lagoon is Andy, is your actual husband?
Was he not interested in doing this trip?

Speaker 9 (27:45):
Like?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
How did this become?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
We had a little come to Jesus talk a few
months ago, and I had been building up to this.
I had been working on this in my head for
more than a year because I in my heart, I
haven't traveled in years. It's something I love. It's something
I wish I could do more of, but because of
our schedule and with my step son, it's just not possible.
So we never we our honeymoon, I called it a

(28:09):
halfy moon. Was we went to Hawaii one time after
we got married, from a Thursday to a Tuesday, and
that was our honeymoon because that's all we could get
off from our custody schedule. So and now you know
it's different and he's with us full time, and I
finally just had to work up the nerve to tell Andy, like,
I love you and I would love to travel with you,
but you and our circumstances are not going to stop

(28:31):
me from doing it.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I have to do it.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
It's something I love.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
And now that you guys have custody full time, you
have to figure something out with some parent. That's what
I say.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
So, like either his parents, your mom, Yes, like like
somebody comes out and stays with him, or like, I
have a couple of people.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
That do amazing and I've started planning that season.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
They're great, like the people that we would have even
if you like a few days like these are you know,
there's three different girls, they're all at least in their
late twenties early thirties. That yeah, it's going to just
get to get him at school, get him home, take
him from the activity, and then make sure the house
isn't burned down. And that's what I's that's always required
because you and your husband shouldn't not do things just
because like you got to make sure that you can

(29:12):
still do these things and make it happen.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
And the kid's going I want to go, like no, no,
you're not invited. You can go when you make money
and you go. And I'm trying to play this. Send
him to Grandma in the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, you could do that too, Do that's even cool? Yeah? Him,
My mom would put me on a plane. My mom
would put me on a plane when I was a kid.
I could travel alone on a company minor. Oh yeah,
and it's great, it's so cool.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
I would love that for him. And didn't you say
you would spend your summers with your grandparents?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah? I every single summer. I would my cousins and
I we lived at my grandma's house. I might need
time of my life.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
So it re sparked me. All my happiness. My social
battery is charged.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Morgan, you went to Hawaii with Cabo?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, yeah we did.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
And so Gina talking about how expensive trip was. How
expensive was your trip to how much did it ended
up costing you?

Speaker 7 (30:03):
Me?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Zero dollar?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Your dog? A boyfriend's pretty great? I did even get
a boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I had to pay for one thing on the trip?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Was just when you rent to the car?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
No, no, no tamps.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh I'm not going to make.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Him pay for the tamp.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
That's so sad for Cobbo. He pays with this whole
thing and she's on her pure.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yeah, well I did other things. Okay, don't worry about him. Okay, okay,
but no, I fully suggest having a boyfriend who has
a great job and.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Moddy okay, not dating losers.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, ladies, you've got to try it some day.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's nice. So wait, that rental car he she rented
like this convertible Porsche.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, twenty five Boxer Porsche.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
By the way, it's Greg will correct you every single time.
Did you just drive around by yourself or was he
with you?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
He was with me, but I said I did all
the driving. I'm a weirdo. I'm a car girl. So
we literally drove the whole island of o Wahoo and
he drove maybe like fifteen minutes, but I was driving
for a good eight hours.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
All the pictures it looked like Morgan was doing this
by herself, and I'm thinking, like, man, he paid for
it and then just got left behind.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
No, No, he was there. He was there, but shout
out to him because that was one of my things
I wanted to do there. And then surfing. We got
to surf. I'd never surf before, and oh it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Of course you love it.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
It's so fun. And then I just felt like a
natural out there, you know, tan Skin.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Were you able to stand the first time surfing?

Speaker 8 (31:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, I got up every time.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I didn't impressive.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I wasn't staying up like riding the whole wave out.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
But I got up. That's really cool. Yeah, that's awesome.
Good core. So what was what was the if you
had to pick, like one highlight.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
The best thing you did would be between driving the
Porsche and surfing. Honestly, sounds so fun. But I will
say if I can add of years. And someone stole
my phone the day before I left.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
What out?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
And Greg, guess where I was?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Airport?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
No, I was at Home Goods.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Trash people go there, right, yeah, right, Greg, that's a
nightmare with my mom.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
And they took it out of my purse. I had
to pull Gina do a whole police report all though,
And it's the phones at some casino right now. I
keep tracking it.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
But oh, I love that, But you go get out.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I mean, menace, let's.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Go all right, Menas loves that kind of stuff. Home
Goods is the happiest of places.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
You would think.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
So, yeah, it sucks. My wife and I just did
the same resort that we go to every year. It's
our fifteenth trip to this resort, even wrap our anniversary
was on Saturday, our seventeenth anniversary.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Go on, and yeah, is that weird? That's weird? And
married seventeen years.

Speaker 9 (32:41):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Anyway, we went there for a honeymoon. We've only missed
two years going there in the time we've been married
and we love it. Now we bring two other sets
of friends with us, like two other couples ago and
it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
So that's it's all cheers, no jeers.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
It's place is beautiful, it's super awesome, and it's called
Secrets Maroma Beach. People always ask that question, Secrets Maroma Beach.
It's adults only, so you can't bring your stupid kids.
It's even more perfect.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's the way to do it. Yeah, but do you
ever find that if you go to the same place again,
you can't recreate the magic. This place has maintained its
awesomeness because we go there with very limited expectation, meaning
that it's you're always going to get incredible service. Yeah,
we know, the rooms are incredible. The beach is phenomenal.
That's the beach where they film those Corona commercials. They
film them on location at the resort, you know, to

(33:27):
find your beach commercials. So the beach is beautiful. It's
always in the top ten beaches of the world every
single year, so it's it's fantastic. And so that we
just go there to sleep in, uh, hit up the
beach and that's pretty much it.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
And see your little your little senior buddy.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Oh yeah, we get to see their kuwate. They look
like the combination of like raccoons and monkeys. Yeah yeah,
I fed them to springles.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
They love it.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
And the thing is, we know so many people now
we see the staff on a regular, you know, annual base,
and they recognize us. They go, oh and they'll bring
me pringles to give to the kawate.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Oh sweet. Yeah, they're like oh for yeah, and then
of course you know other activities and say so, yeah,
it's good because you get away from the kids.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
It's important.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
It's it's that's why I say you got to do that. Yeah,
all cheers, no jeers. I just looked it up. The
average lifespan of a KUWAITI seven to eight years, so
you've probably been the same one for many years. Yeah, one, same,
and then like the one I saw that as a
baby this year. Yeah. College. Yeah, they're they're so cute.
They're so cute. Eight seven seven forty four. What he
is the phone number? You can set us a text

(34:32):
if you like, over to two two nine eight seven.
Still plenty more to cover about what everybody did while
we were on break, but we do have to take
a break here and then we'll come back. I have
a question for for Morgan, because you know, apparently Morgan
loves to you know, great things on a scale of
one to ten. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
She's always like, oh, I give it a seven. Yeah,
you know, I don't know, maybe a six or a
seven or you know, I give that a nine sometimes
sometimes an eight. Sometimes sometimes she's oh, you know, it's
this total eight, you know, and then you know, we
can chop it up a that. But anyway, so Morgan
on a scale one to ten, I'm gonna ask her to,
uh to give me her opinion because she's, you know,
very much about this.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
That's how she can be exactly all right, exactly. That's
coming up next on the Woody Show. Hang on, this
is and we are back vacation over, which is good.
I think everybody had a great time. You went to
uh just trying to hang out. You're just like doing
like the homebody thing. That's's favorite thing. But I also

(35:30):
had a visit from the parents, so it right. It
was good to have together time and very little drama.
How are they doing. They're doing okay, ye, doing pretty well.
So they came to you. They came to me good
even better, which was even better, and had time to
you know, just kind of live everyday life, but they
were part of it. Do you get drunk with your parents?

(35:50):
Oh yeah, okay. My mom, of all people, was the
one who threw down the most. Oh my god, Like
I was done for the night, and she said, we
got another bottle here that we can open, like the
show I was watching the Morgan do the chuck like.

(36:13):
She doesn't believe in leaving open bottle of champagne, so
she top it off and then even in the morning
there was some little champagne in the bottle and I said,
and she said, well, this is going to go to
waste if we don't drink it now, because it's going
to get flat. And I said, just drink it out
of the bottle. Oh my god, okay, so I have
She's standing in my kitchen just drinking it was It

(36:33):
was a good time. It was really nice.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yeah, did you do like any kind of like bottle
flipping tricks like yeah, I wish like you think you're
cool smoking her son ahead and your parents try to like,
you know, they a light up in front of me.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
They want to see him choke to death. Yes, but no,
the kid like does the whole thing where he pushes
in his ear and pulls out of his mouth and
lights it up and smokes like a champ. Oh you've
done this before. Oh okay, and it's like you've never
seen your mom really throw down like that. I so
I saw it this time around, like mother gory relaxed.
Right when they arrived. They came with two cases of

(37:07):
one to camp. I think it's all but three bottles
are gone.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Greg said of the week just flew by, and I
agree it what a pretty it wanted a pretty good
pace based on how I think just in general the
weeks in the year have been going.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
It's that's no more of an accelerated pace. Like Greg
lightning plan. I thought something was wrong with the earth accents.
We were gone for a month, like we were gone
for one hour. Yeah, so lightning fast. It's it's the
same every year. It's either the week leading up to
Labor Day or the week leading after after Labor Day.
It's always a good time because everybody's like gone break.

(37:44):
I mean, all these different radio shows and you know,
just people are wrapping up their summer and it's from
a radio standpoint, it's a really good week as far
as like disrupted listening and everything else to go.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
And so that's just one of our It's not that
Labor Day is like really all that big of a
d like Morgan, on a scale one to ten, what
would you give Labor Day?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Okay, I'm giving Labor Day a nine out of ten?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Is that just because what you did? Yeah, fresh off
of it?

Speaker 3 (38:10):
But also any again with my ratings here, any holiday
where we get off work automatically bumping in holiday, it's
going to be an eight or above if we get
off work.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
But that's most holidays. But as holidays go Halloween or like.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Do you celebrate privately Labor Day?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Not so Labor Day.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
You're giving a what a nine out of ten out
of ten because you celebrate working by not working.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Yeah, it's a good point.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
As a kid, you give it a one because it
means back to school. Oh yeah, that's the most And
that's the.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
One where you're not supposed to wear white afterwards.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah is that a thing anymore?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
I think it's a thing.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I don't think dudes wearing white is always so tacky? Really, Yeah,
I think it's nice.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
No, like I did party.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, dudes wearing you know, it just reminds me of
that whole like kind of douchey Miami. Yeah, kind of
like that, like that like Florida Fancy, Florida Florida fancy,
or cousin Eddie with the white shoes, like the.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
White leather shoes.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, tacky. I don't own white pants.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Good, I could see you in them.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Maybe I'll get some. What about Halloween?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Okay, Halloween, Well that this is my isn't the only
holiday I give a straight up ten out of ten. Really,
you can dress slutty, you know, no matter your age.
You can dress like a burrito or like a stapler
or something.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Weird sexy stapler. But what's the quote, Sammy? You can
dress like it's from Mean Girls?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Right, Oh yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know if
there's a quote.

Speaker 12 (39:37):
But they dress all slutty and then they're like, what
are you supposed to because it's just lingerie.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
She's like, I'm a mouse. Look at the ears, duh,
and everyone.

Speaker 10 (39:45):
Just in launderine. Whatever ears they have on is what
they are.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
But one thing about Halloween, I commit too hard to costumes,
So there is one. Halloween I regret because I was
Lil Wayne. But that's all I'll say. Out of ten?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Did you get did you get crab for it? Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Pictures are gone?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Like but did people give you about it at the time?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
No, but they should have.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
But I was living. I do love lawn too, all right.
So Labor Day was a nine. Halloween is a ten.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Yes, Oh you know what we forgot because I'm trying
to now go through the calendar from where we so
I guess the next one after that would be, uh,
depending on where you are, Columbus Day or Indigenous People's
Day because that's October Day.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah, so let me find it. Okay, I'm given Columbus
Day or whatever we're going to call it now a
three out of ten. That's fair just because we still
have to work but the banks are closed. Tell me
how that makes sense?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, Like the parade is big in New York. Yeah,
you know, I think you know.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
So it might be like one of those where the
holiday is bigger in certain regions, yeah than it is
in other places, like Marti Gras. Obviously huge feelings like
fallen off New Orleans or Saint Louis, Saint Louis has
a huge Marti Gras celebrate.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Oh yeah, and it's like politicized now because if you
call it the wrong name then.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Oh man, yeah, all right, so Halloween then that what
would be next up? That would be Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving, but
the one after oh October Thanksgiving. But there's nothing between
that and Halloween and Thanksgiving. When's that? If we're going
through the calendar, I think we're up to Thanksgiving. Start Thanksgiving,

(41:20):
all right? Thanksgiving on a scale one to ten, Morgan
giving it a hard six.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Older you get, the more you like.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I want to say six, seven, but I'm sticking with
six because you get to see your family. But the
one thing I don't like about it, you gain a
lot of weight. I have an issue with those holidays
where it's just like egorging and then sleep and then
fight with family.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Dude. Thanksgiving is one of my favorites. It's my number
one because it's a ten, that's an eleven.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
It's a holiday without obligation. I mean some people it
is an obligation, meaning like you have to go to.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
But you don't have to. That's the thing you don't
have to like, you don't have to like it's whatever
you want, right, So, like there's no gifts, that's also big, right,
no decorating, no.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Decorating, no gifts. It's just that you hang out, you
watch football, you eat. Right now, there is maybe some
obligation because you come from a broken home, so you
have to go to your mom's place for some Thanksgiving
and you got to go to your dad's place for
things that one Thanksgiving kind of stuff. But you that's
up to you to kind of drive what I'm saying, Like,
it's more like the cards, the gifts. There's not a

(42:24):
whole big thing about the way there is. Christmas not
supposed to right, or some of these other things there.
You know, birthdays are anniversaries or Valentine's and.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
There's more obligations.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Are going to get four days off? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, well okay, that's true. I wasn't considering the day.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
But it does become more complicated, right when after you
get married you have to go to whose house you're
going to go to and things like that. The best
is once you have kids, because then you say, guys,
we have kids, now you need to come to us. Yeah,
but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
I always thought it was stressful for my mom for
people to come into town, because then you're cooking, you're cleaning,
you got to make sure you're hosting.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Do we want to say Black Friday is a holiday
because people treat it as a holiday? Is it anymore?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I think it fell off. I didn't even know I
could rate it in the moment. I give it like
a tube because we're so over.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
The way fun.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
We don't do doorbusters anywhere.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Fight fights, and then and the Christmas would be next, right.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Okay, Christmas. I'm going to get some hate from this,
and I see you glaring at me already. I'm giving
Christmas a seven only because there is so much lead
up to it, Yes, for months and months and months,
and it only it's only going to get a ten
out of ten if you're from a rich family, because
I get that, like you just wake up and you're like, oh,
it's Christmas, and then you open a few things and

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then it's like, oh, it's over Christmas.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Christmas and weddings are very similar because like there is
a lot of work and lead up to something that
goes by.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Really it's done, it's done.

Speaker 12 (43:51):
Yeah, it goes by to I mean, I guess kind
of last days but also you're only thinking of the
presents for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I guess it's the point.

Speaker 12 (43:57):
There's also movies and cookie and baking her like other things.
You're making Christmas dinner together. There's a lot of stuff
going on on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
There's family stuff. But you'd be lying if you'd say
it wasn't all about gifts. It's all about gifts.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Not for me personally, no, because I like it for me.
I've always liked the around Christmas stuff, So the season itself,
I mean, and not too early, like not until Santa's
fat ass goes down the parade route on the on
the Macy's Thanksgiving Day. Prey, do I allow the house
to be decorated. My wife would do it right after
Halloween if she was quote allowed.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
And I know you like it. You guys love making
an issue about that, but it's our it's our house.
We have to agree. I don't want Christmas stuff up
right after Halloween, but right after the Thanksgiving Day, Prey
put it all up.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
You can leave it up until you know, after New Year,
and then then once New Year's Day is over, then
all that stuff's got to go. But I like, you know,
I like hearing the music in places I don't want
to listen to it NonStop. I like watching National Lampoon's
Christmas Vacation and a Christmas Story, all those different things
I think I enjoy that. I enjoy the family get

(45:04):
together stuff like that. That stuff's cool.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Now, the vibe on it. Christmas would rule if it
was mandatory, no gifts like Thanksgiving, Yeah, make it ten times.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
No point on Christmas then, because it's the expectation.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Right expectation, and leading up to it for kind of
a letdown.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
But Sammy does bring up a good point about the crafts,
you know, all the crimes. There's a lot. Yeah, I
did that when I was sore. Yeah, but so many
activities leading to Christmas.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Okay, so right after the New Year's like New Year's evening.
Year's Day is kind of whatever I mean, but like
New Year's Eve, we'll keep it to New Year's Here's.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
And maybe this is because I'm in my thirties now,
you know, but I used to probably would have given
it an eight or nine. I'm going for I'm with you, girl,
it's just over hyped. It's just a bunch of drunk people.
And then also sorry sending the hate comments. But the
gym is packed with fatties at this time, and it

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really pisses me off. You know, I don't I don't
like to be a bragging gym girl, but when you
see new people in the gym, you just kind of
like go off.

Speaker 12 (46:05):
The words trying to make a difference for like three weeks.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
I would love if they stayed at the gym all year,
but they don't.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
It's only gonna last so long you don't go to and.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
The gyms are the ones winning at that time because
you're getting all those sign ups.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Okay, we can go down all the different little, smaller ones,
but I'm just going to keep it to a couple
more of the bigger ones. So we're asking Morgan because
she loves to rate things on a scale of one
to ten, and so like, how about how about fourth
of July?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Fourth of July. Okay, I'm giving this a five out
of ten.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
O five. I know.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
The deal.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I live fireworks. Once you've seen them once, when you're
like two years old, you see them all unless you're
setting them off yourself. Unless you're lighting them off yourself,
that's fun. And I haven't done that in a long time,
so that would be more fun. But I have a
problem with people that do the fireworks for like two
weeks after the loss.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
But also maybe this is every holiday for some of you,
which is why you're not so excited. But I love
a good day, party day, drinking holiday. Four so fun?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, lake, you go to a park.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, but I'm sticking with five.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Saint Patrick's Day?

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Saint Patrick's Day?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
What did I have?

Speaker 9 (47:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Three out of ten? I agree it sucks because you
don't get off of work right first of all, and
then it's not a real holiday and it's all about
drunk people and.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Not a real holiday. What are you talking about? St? Patrick? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I kind of lumped this one.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
In with uh. I mean, if you actually.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
It's just an excuse for white people to get fair
messed up.

Speaker 7 (47:40):
You know.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, both of holidays are fun if you actually celebrate them.
If you're like not celebrating them, I could see why
you're like, what's the point.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
My main beef with that one is we still work,
so it's going to be a five?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
What about Easter? Easter?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Okay, here we go, guys, this is my one out
of ten. This is ladies, you'll get this. This holiday
gives me the ick, like you see a man and
you get the ick. Yes, I'm just so turned off
by it. It's creepy. You got a big bunny, you know,
coming in your house up an eggs.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Where Okay, you're so right. I didn't grow up with
the holiday. But as Sammy knows, because I've said it before,
the Easter colors give me y. I think it's awful.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
There are no and Greg will say all holiday decorations
are tacked.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
They are, but the worst of the worst.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Grading on that scale, Greg, Easter is the worst of Halloween.
Is the worst when it comes to decorating. Now, because
you can get some hate it, you get some quote
cooler ones. There are no cool Easter decorations.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Yeah, what Sammy says on Etsy.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Colors, old Lady, plastic grass dudes on crosses. I mean,
there's just no cool black.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Candy. And it's always fun.

Speaker 10 (48:53):
It's fun as a kid hunting around obviously for the eggs.

Speaker 12 (48:55):
And then also when you're an adult watching kids, when
you're staring right at one and then.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
I could find better things to do with it.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Gave Labor Day and nine, Yeah, what about Memorial Day
because that kind of bookends the summer.

Speaker 8 (49:09):
Right.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Memorial Day, Yeah, I'm given an eight eighties because it's
a holiday.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
It's a party weekend, the party weekend. Also it's a
more optimistic one between Memorial Day and Labor Day. And
now I know Memorial Day is you don't say Happy
Memorial Day because it's you're memorializing people. You know you're
going to pain, right, right. But for most people that's
you know, that's what they associate with it, even though
that's not the real true meaning.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Same with like Easter and Christmas. I mean, it's not
about presents and it's not about bunnies and chocolate, so
you know.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Yeah, also does everyone like me? I have a picture
from when I was a kid with the Easter bunny
and it's like the look favorite pictures people person online.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, the kids are horrified, terrified. The bunnies are menacing.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Why do we do that?

Speaker 5 (49:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
And then well, you know what, I'm not gonna lump
them again. I was gonna lump them together. I'm not
lumping them together. Morgan. On a scale of one to ten,
Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Okay, Mother's Day, I'm giving it a nine. But that's
because I have a soft spot in my heart for
my little mom. You know, it's just the one day
where you can sind flowers or do something so small
that means so much to her. The only problem I
have with it is social media. You go on social
media on Mother's Day and all you see is people
with their moms and the most generic caption of all time.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I'm sorry, not sorry.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah, like, okay, to get it.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Father's Day.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Okay, Father's Day ten out of ten because I love
to see father's pictures, oh super so every year.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Really, I thought for sure.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
The reason I didn't get put them together is because
I thought for sure because people always hold Mother's Day
up here and then Father's Day is almost an afterthought.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Well only the social media aspect is what makes Father's
Day better for me?

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Tell ye.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I'm like, oh, that's what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
It from. There's Morgan rating things as she always does,
on the scale of one to ten.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
I can help it, guys.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yeah, So Morgan, we are looking for other things that
we can have you rate on a scale of one
to ten.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
If anybody listening has an idea, So, what would would
be something you as a Woodies show listener would like
to hear Morgan's one to scale our one to ten
scale rating on You can hit us up on.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
The text anything goes like anything.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
We just did holidays because we're coming off the holiday,
and I'll be honest and she will always be honest.
And if you have an idea for us, you can
hit us up on the text over to two two
nine eight seven show.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
All right, Well, we have a story in the news
out of Pennsylvania. Cops called to a wedding reception. You guys,
they got there.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
There was a guy who was being held down by
a bunch of other people. Asked me why why because
he punched the bride in the face. Wow, ask me
why he did that?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Why I do that? Because he was cut off from
the bar? Understood, overserved, understood but overserved. Yes, he was arrested,
charge with four counts of assault. Damn, it's good, you
know cutting people off. I mean I worked at a
bar and then it just automatically get aggressive. Yeah, there's
no way of like a good way of handling. No

(52:04):
one ever takes it.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Well, well, I saw where Now there's a lot of
bars that have the business cards printed up and so
they don't have to have the conversation. The bartender comes
over and slides them one of these cards, and so
this is a discreet letting them know there like, hey,
we've really enjoyed having you. I'm sorry, but this is
where the evening ends, because you know, we can't legally
serve you any more than what you've been given. If

(52:27):
you need a ride, we can help arrange that.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Interesting, we can take care of that for you. And
if they can read by then, but still, it's like
it's better than going like, sorry, buddy, you're cut right dog? Yeah?
Ever been to a dry wedding?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Though?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
That is a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Say you went to one with a coffee bar.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Coffee bar, I stuck alcohol. We knew it was a
dry I am you were prepared, you think things through.
I'm just adio and I showed up and had no Also,
you know who is drinking with me? It was the
groom's mother. I was sitting at that table and she's like, yeah,
just I was helping her to like drink some under
the table.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
You save the wedding.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I'm not going to respect my son's dumb wishes. Yeah,
I'm an idiot for marrying this chick. Right, Yeah, I'm
with you though, Like why you've invited too many If
you're not gonna have an open bar, you've invited too
many people.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Good point. If you can't provide what you should provide.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Correct back on the list, figure out, you know how
many people you can invite in order to accommodate feeding
people and taking care of the bar. Tep. Now you
can have a limited bar, that's fine. You don't have
all the top shelf stuff. You can just have beer,
wine and yeah, right, something something simple. But man not

(53:43):
to have anything or the people that they give out,
didn't you say, Greg? Or somebody in this room went
to one where they gave out drink tickets?

Speaker 8 (53:50):
What?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Oh I have I've done dry weddings and I've done
cash bar. Was the wedding at a carnival or an
iHeart event?

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Everybody, every I'm telling every every event that we do,
we get these like tickets or you know whatever, and
it's good that you should give you two and then
after that then you're paying for drinks. Yeah, but like yeah,
it was a oh I know what it was. It
was somebody who went to the maybe not in this room,
I guess Anyway, somebody I know went to a wedding
in Vegas and the drink tickets were like these, uh,

(54:20):
you know, custom made poker chips, and they had and
so you can you can trade it in for your
but then once your two drinks were done, then they
weren't paying for them anymore. Chips. Yeah. Yeah, I thought
there was somebody in the rim. Sorry. And the person
that's holding the tickets they always can't be found, you know,
they're like, yeah, Woody, hit us up with the text

(54:40):
over to two two nine eight seven. He took a
dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on the leather couch
and stuck his bare butt on it and like wiggled
it aroundgled it around it would. We'll be right back
a wood right, but right long for you this morning, Mollie,

(55:04):
Greg you Menace, Hi, We got Steve Ass, we got Sammy.
I think Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Wood You can set us a text over
to two to nine eight seventh. Texting the two one
four says a good morning Woody Show. Happy one year
anniversary to Gina. Oh, excellent addition to the show. I
love hearing your reaction to the porno birthdays. We all

(55:26):
have faith that you'll figure out the air tags.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I hope you'll have an awesome day. Thank you, so
really nice.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
I'm terrible with dates, so that's that was great for
gris right, and I agree.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Oh, excellent edition of the show. Best decision, thank you. Yeah,
all right, so we have some trending news headlines. What's
happening in this morning, Gina gras Well.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
The power Ball officially has a winner, or actually winners
to be specific. The drawing for the second biggest jackpot
in history went down Saturday night. Two winners hit all
six numbers. One was from Missouri, the other from Texas.
They're gonna lit the lump some and get not much.
Four hundred and ten million.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
That's what four taxes? Now, what's crazy? It's great money.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
But what's crazy when you see the original it's like
your paycheck, right, you see the original number, and then
you see what you're actually left with when it's all
said and done. So it was one point whatever billion, right,
three one point three billion, whatever it was, and then
when it's all said and done, after tax I don't know,
after four hundred and some billion to eighty five.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah, it's like two hundred and eighty. We'll all take it.
We will all take it.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
But how the mighty have fallen.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
It's crazy how it goes from one point three billion.
It's a game.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Well, the win ends a streak of forty two straight
drawings with no winner. It's now going to be reset.
So you know, don't get all crazy playing right now,
but do make sure to check those tickets just in case.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Well, because people they say they don't win the jackpod,
they don't even think about the other prizes. There's so
many stories about people that want a million dollars or
even fifty these fifty thousand dollars prizes, which okay, it's
not the one point three billion you were hoping for.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Take it.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
It's not second chance stuff. They matched a certain number,
but the second chance stuff, people don't even enter that.
And big that's that's another one. But you may have
enough numbers that did match to win something. Absolutely, Yeah,
there are people that won half a million, fifty thousand, Like,
just check the ticket before it. Especially because I say
this as a person who barely ever plays the lottery.

(57:27):
I'll look to see what the number one I've done
this before. I look to see what the number on
the god and get it. I tear it up my
throat away and I'm like, wow, I should have checked
it because it could have been like one hundred grand. Yeah,
and I don't think to do that because I'm not
a regular. You probably did throw away a winning ticket. Yeah,
I doubt it. I've never won, and that would be great.
Happy because he likes that kind of stuff. No, I
like true. I like when the deadlines come and go

(57:47):
and the person didn't come forward. I don't know what.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
Well.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Week one of the NFL nearly in the books, it
was crazy. Let's start with Sunday Nights game. This was
the Bills came away with an insane come from behind
win where they scored sixteen points in the last four
minutes of the game.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
So the Ravens scored to go up like thirty seven
to whatever, and I'm like, all right, the game's over.
I'm gonna close my eyes, but I'll listen to the
last part of the game. Of course, I doze off.
I wake up games over forty one to forty Bills
and I'm like, son of a bitch. I love watching
the rat.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Birds lose well, and the best part the win was
so unbelievable that with less than five minutes left in
the game, they only had a point nine percent chance
of winning, but they did pull it off. Beat as
what he calls them.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
You just heard the rat birds?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Ratbirds? What to Moron's very upset this morning?

Speaker 1 (58:37):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
Would he also very happy that the Steelers won. Of course,
the historical defense that was promised sucked. But Aaron Rodgers
had four touchdown passes. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Uh? I hate Aaron Rodgers. I'll accept his performance, Okay,
that's good, you'll appreciate I don't want him.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
It's like this is like politics, right, Like you don't
have to like whoever the president is, like in this
case Trump, you don't have to like Trump, but you
don't want to root against that person. Like I hate
Aaron Rodgers, but I want him to win.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
But while he's driving the buses because my.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Team, the country is your team. The Steelers are my team,
so of course I want him to be successful. I
don't like him as a person. Yeah, I think he's annoying.
He's a weirdo.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
He's very strange. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he
did come in and you know, wasn't all that great
because what if he.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Got a drug exemption saying he'll only play well if
he's on ayahuasca.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Whatever, don't. I don't care what he does. I just win.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
I find him to be an annoying person. I wasn't
happy that they took him. Yeah, but man, he did
play great yesterday, so I'm not gonna hate on that.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
The devil is Zoo. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (59:42):
Well.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
In other games, the Rams beat Houston at Sofi Stadium.
The Bengals won despite only getting seven yards of total
offense in the second half, and in Seattle, the forty
nine Ers beat the Seahawks seventeen fourteen. We go On
wraps up tonight with Monday night football matchup between the
Bears and the Vikings and the Conjuring Last Rites open
with a huge box office win, which keeps Warner Brothers

(01:00:03):
on a hot streak. The studio has now had six
straight releases open to over forty million, and it's only
the second time in movie history that that's happened. Coming
in at second, a very distant second, by the way,
was the ten year anniversary. I know you guys were
so stoked about this. The release of Hamilton, which got
its first big screen release, a big deal in uh

(01:00:24):
Wood and Gregg's house.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Well, that's just a Hamilton, it's just musicals in general. Yes, oh,
have you had this pop up in your feet?

Speaker 9 (01:00:31):
Yet?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
They have clips of the SpongeBob musical that they're putting
out online. Nope, does not shut either. Actually, oh not
on yours.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
No, and with Marianna's boy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Yeah, you would die if you saw this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Yeah, I'm not interested in that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
All the O G conjuring was one of the biggest
cinematic letdowns for me. Yeah, that was scary. I liked
it was boring.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Well, the original release for Hamilton, as you guys know,
was supposed to happen in COVID, but you know those
were weapons finished third of the box office, Freaky Friday,
fourth and Caught Stealing rounded a top five Cought Stealing,
I haven't heard it, okay. Two members of Congress, actually
one Democrat and one Republican, say they have enough support
and signatures to try and force the full release getting

(01:01:14):
of the Epstein files from the Justice Department. At this point,
it's only been those limited and redacted documents that like
nobody cares about. Everyone wants that transparency though. So this
new bill would force the DOJ to release everything within
thirty days. And Epstein survivors they really want this and
they support the bill. So it's safe to say this
is the closest we've been so far to finding out

(01:01:34):
the truth of the whole client.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Well, well, I heard that the survivors said they're going
to get together and just make their own list and
release it. I would love that. Yeah, why not?

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
They were there at this point, man, Just whatever you got,
Just how do I see it? And then they can
make the chakes out. However, shakes out and everybody moves on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Yeah, and it's it's it's bipartisan, it's yeah, exactly it.
We're everybody screwed. Well, the mystery continues because people want
to know who is Philly's Karen Chick. I'm sure you
saw the video by now, she's the woman.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
She lost her mind on that guy with his son
at the Marlins Phillies game over a home run ball.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
There was this big scramble for the ball. The dad
came away with it, gave it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
To his son. Really sweet moment. And then here comes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Philly's Karen, Oh, I have the two tone hair.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Dude speak to the manager. Haircut.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Yeah, the haircut, my wife also pointed out, because it's
the haircut, and also the fact it's like the skunk, Yes,
the white black pond.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Yet you could tell she sucks just by looking at her.
She grabbed him sucks, but not that she hasn't done
that in years.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Well, she screamed at him, saying the ball was hers.
He stole it from her, The dad argued, but this
chick would not let it go, so he gave her
the ball, told her to scram.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yeah, the dad was talking about he was doing some
of the interview rounds yesterday and.

Speaker 9 (01:02:50):
Hasn't cracked off the bat. It was starting to head
our way a little bit. It fell and kind of
bubbled between the two armrests, and I picked it up
and I just walked away and held the ball up.
I am put it in a Lincoln's glove and then
she showed up. As she reached from my arm she
just yelled in my ear, that's my ball, like super loud.
I almost jumped out of my skin, and she's like,
those are from our seats. I said, there was nobody

(01:03:12):
in that seat. I pretty much just wanted her to
go away and be dad and show him how to
de escalate a situation.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
So that's where I went. Yeah, and by the way,
when the when the when the home runs come over
the fence, like everybody scrambles, stay in your seat. It's
not like it's belonging to whoever has that seat where
the ball would land. Right. That was my first thought,
is this is a woman who just doesn't understand the
rules of being the fan fan. But she had like
a jersey on and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Yeah, but did you see when she first approached the
dad his instinct.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Was to like haul off and hit her because he
had he had his eyes closed. He was kind of
giving his the son this like warm kind of hug,
and all of a sudden he feels himself being grabbed.
He's like startled.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
I liked it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Well, it seems like everyone got this video from every
angle at the internet trying to figure out who this
chick is. We thought we knew, but we don't. There
were a couple of names thrown out there. There were,
so her real identity is still a mystery right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
They don't know. There were two They said she was
like a no. The school came out said that's not
they want to see. No, no, there they're trying to
they're trying to figure it out because there was there
was something going around about how she was fired from
her job, which would be lame, like that that whole
thing that we do in society now where people do
things like did she don't get the lock jerk? Yes?

(01:04:27):
Sure does she suck?

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Yes, But like why is it that when something like
that happens, the first thing people who don't know you
and has nothing to do with it wasn't like she
did this on the job, like they want your job,
Like that's what everybody's go to is. I think that sucks,
But that's the lamest thing ever.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Yeah, cancel. Well it all turned out okay for this
kid though. After the game, the Phillies brought him down
to the locker room, gave him a sign bat and
then the CEO of Camping World. I think it's Marcus
Lamonis from the reality show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
You Lost Me Island.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
No, he you know, like goes in and like helps
companies and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
I like him.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Yeah he uh.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
He announced that he'll be sending the kid in the
family to the World Series and giving him a free
r V. Everything turned out kid.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Well because the guy's the scene of Yeah, that's great. Uh,
that's great marketing for that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Gina is the show called The Fixer.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
That's one of us, the Prophet, the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Prophet, thank you, the Prophet as Sea Bess is also
giving the kid a day of like mentoring. I'll take
it in the.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Tesla, yeah, cyber okay, just making sure.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
And finally, the MTV vm as were given out last night.
Ella Cool Jay, who has hosted more things than Ryan Seacrest,
which is impressive. He was the guy at the vm as.
Video of the Year went to Ariana Grande for her
song Brighter Days Ahead. Lady Gaga won Artist of the Year.
Alex Warren won Best New Artist. Song of the Year
went to Rose and Bruno Mars for uh but but

(01:06:00):
because I don't know really how you say. Best Alternative
Song went to Somber for Back to Friends This One's Funny.
In a category with Lincoln Park, Green Day twenty one pilots,
Lenny Kravitz and Evanence Evanescence, it was Coldplay who won
the award for Best Rock Song Rock My love rock Song.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Yeah, I would have put that like in you know,
the alternative or pop in the rock category.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Up against the rock guys.

Speaker 13 (01:06:25):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Album of the Year and Best Pop Artist was given
to Your Girl Sabrina Carpenter. Menace as it should Yeah
do Chi's Anxiety won Best Hip Hop Song. Best Country
Song went to Sammy Megan Maroni.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Yeah Ok.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
The Video Vanguard went to Maria Carrey, who, by the way,
will be at the iHeart Music Best Right and the
Rock the Bells Visionary Award given to Busta Rhymes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
What was that Bruno Mars song? Again that The first
time I heard it, I thought they were saying and
I'm gonna say boob instead of the T word off
bit off boob. It's like a Korean drinking Yeah, it's
a drinking game.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
And you like do like a little hand motion.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Good stuff, all right, back from break. Everybody had a
nice week while we were gone, a little break from
us as well. Everybody came back gotta be nice, Yeah, refreshed. Menace.
You went to the Caribbean. I went to Puerto Rico
for a couple of days. I went to the Bad

(01:07:26):
Bunny Show. That was super fun. He's like pretty much
just taking over Puerto Rico and brought like hundreds of
millions of dollars to Puerto Rico. So that's really cool
and just taking over an entire arena super fun. But
then I left there and I went to the Bahamas
and I stayed at this place called Baja Mar, which
is a thousand acre resort that's broken up into like

(01:07:47):
three hotels. And one of the hotels is kind of
like the Four Seasons. The other one is kind of
like the Win Casino in Vegas, and the other one
is the SLS Hotel Hotel Sex. Now, no, that's the
last hotel. It's like how Disney has different tiers. They
have like the quote budget, ye, mid tier, the luxury one. Yeah. Man,

(01:08:09):
I loved it. It was like crystal clear water. The
sand is like the softest sand I've ever felt. The
food was like over the top. Definitely recommend Bajamre. Not
a sponsor, definitely should be, but I enjoyed that. I
think my gears though is now you will not know
who this person is, but we have played audio from
this guy on the show before, and his name was

(01:08:31):
Roland Ray SeaBASS. You might remember him, but he was
on the Zeus network yeah, Roland Ray, he died rolland
Ray was not a well individual. Just yeah, Roller Ray
almost died before because he would wear wigs and one
of the wigs caught fire and he kind of burned
up and that was pretty bad. But he like always

(01:08:54):
made wild claims that Beyonce busting out of jail kind
of stuff, very funny like online character. He passed away.
But also just like I saw one of my buddies,
he's not doing well. And this is another person very active,
goes hiking, mountain, biking, you know, always staying healthy. Now
has cancer, not looking good and it's like the prognosis,

(01:09:19):
what does he have? I don't know exactly what he has.
He has not shared that going through treatments and stuff.
But he's going through treatments. Yeah, and but this's not
I mean, we talked about this all the time. It's
always the person like super active always yeah, and but
now going through this kind of thing, it sucks. It sucks.

(01:09:41):
And then you see the people that don't do that,
and they're a hole. Yeah, and they treat themselves terribly
and they're doing fine well, allegedly doing fine.

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Eventually it catches up. Yeah, you know, they say, you
never see like a eighty five year old super fat guy.
You know, you don't, You just don't. You just don't
see it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Because you wither. Yeah, Sea bass, what did you do
for the week of Well, I went to get oral
surgery ral Yeah, just uh, well because of TMJ nighttime
clenching from one of the yeah, over all the years, right,

(01:10:22):
because you clench when you do that, it catches that Yeah,
that's a swinging mess on that joke. But the point
doing this is that when you do that, it can
lead to gum recession, especially right on your jawline, which
is what I had. And there's a couple of different
ways to fix that. Number one is they go to
the roof of your mouth, slice off a piece of
that and then tape it on to where your gums are.

(01:10:45):
The other thing, which is what I did, is they
take two little meat hooks, grab on your gums, yank
them up, and then bio glue them back onto your
teeth where they belong. And that's what I got.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Okay, were you out cold faces?

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
No, I'm a bad ass. Number one. But number two
it's just it's you know, they just suits you up
full of an overcaane or whatever. Light a cane and
learn that is so you do it is. In fact,
you may have noticed I'm still a little bit puffy.
So that's to be honest, I did know you were
a little bit more puffy. I'm like, damn ready to
go hard on vacation, hit some buffets. I'm in my

(01:11:20):
colin jo E.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
So I have the same thing, and this hasn't been
suggested to me. So I gotta get meat hooks and
pull my gums.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Well, that's themed like the old the old way, which
is still a fine way. But the thing is when
they slice the roof of your mouth open, because that regenerates,
and it's also the thickness you need for your gums.
You can you can only do so much of that
at a time, which for like a one off is fine,
but for like two different spots and they get it
done all at once, and so I just said, let's
just do that. I thought the receiving gums is one
that you would have to pull the gums down, not

(01:11:51):
so you have top and bottom teeth. True, Okay, I'm
an idiot. I was like, wait, why would they pull
them down?

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Not as dumb as my sea bass giving mouth parties
joke though you know that I think I'm stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
So what that means, No, I can't play. I can't
play trombone or trumpet for like five more weeks, and
quite frankly, the mouth parties I cannot. I shouldn't be blowing,
blowing or spitting. I shouldn't be doing any of that.
No skin fluid, right right exactly. So yeah, sorry boys,
sorry fellas, you didn't go anywhere. I just did this. Well.
I did a couple of small trips. I had cheers.

(01:12:32):
I went to one of the Oasis shows. I wouldn't
have gone normally, but my buddy's like a super fan.
Did you did you use the word biblical to describe
the experience. It was a good show in that they
have like a fifty because they're doing all you know, stadiums,
so they this big fifty foot video wall. However, Oasis
they're a fine band. I enjoyed their songs, but like
the lowest effort of because it's basically whichever the skinny

(01:12:54):
gallaghery is out there and he just yes, sorry, moaning glory,
you know, so on so forth. They stage show. They're
old men. I get it, but like there's no moving around,
there's no you know, it's you see the more energy
they'd be good at the sphere quite frankly, and more
stuff behind work right exactly. But it is a wall
of sound. Is b sound good? I oh, yeah, you know,

(01:13:14):
and they gave they're very they make a big deal
of like the brothers come out and hug each other
before the thing. It's like a babe and this. But
it's a lot of if you want to be around
a bunch of drunken uh British and Irish, do I
or English and Irish? They're they're there and they know
every word to like even the deep cuts. You really,
you really realize because I to school with Englishman and

(01:13:37):
what a big deal that band is for the country. Yeah,
Like they're like they are the second Beatles truly pretty much.
So that was cool to see. But oh but going
back to the jeers here on the way out, my
friend's phone got stolen out of his back pocket. That
is the second phone to go missing on the wood
Show staff. Morgan's got taken at Good Good All is

(01:14:01):
a big thing at festivals though thought music. I thought
Morgan menace. But we're on the floor at Oasis, which,
by the way, not a cheap ticket. I bet so
the guy to get the guy I'm assuming had to
get access to the floor of Oasis. That's a few
hundred bucks. And then he's just out there and you know,
grabbing phones. So there's guys. Well I know at least
a music festivals. You can look this up. They will

(01:14:23):
sneak into the festival in some way, steal like thirty
phones at one time. Make the economy work for scale,
work for it right, and then just leave immediately and
then they'll like box him up and send them on
a trump China. Ask good question, Morgan. Yeah, where did
you put your phone where? We had to get stolen
at home? Good? Did you put it down somewhere?

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
No, it was in my little purse. But dumb mistake
on my part. The purse was open. I didn't have
that's a peep in mind. When women have their purses open,
I think about that. Don't you want to protected?

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Somebody literally send it out of your bag though.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Yeah, in a safe space.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Though that's good, Oh good, that's my thought too, is
not my The friend of a friend had it in
his back pocket. I remember when I was a little,
little kid watching the news report about how don't put
your wallet in your back pocket because phones and then
and I've always phone and wallet right in front of
me all the time, and here I got mine. I
realized that my phone.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
I had a setting on there because when I'm out
in the ocean listening to music, it was a pain
in the ass to have to enter the passcode for
the phone every time to change a song or to
do whatever. So I want to go turn the pass
code off. Don't do that, no, no, no, But in
order to do that, I had a thing a feature activated.
It's like an anti theft thing where you can't do

(01:15:36):
any of those things that would either turn to find
my feature off or the pass code off or any
of those things, change any of that stuff without giving
a one hour waiting period. Oh so make sure you Yeah,
it gives it a cat so that way, like if
your phone goes missing from home goods, you have an
hour to realize that it's gone and still be able
to track it before anybody can like turn it off

(01:15:57):
to do anything.

Speaker 9 (01:15:58):
It was, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
It was pretty cool. I didn't realize that was the thing. Interesting. Yeah,
So like my question is, like, what would you do
like if you can't do all that stuff, like what
would you do with the phone? Just get people to
buy it? You get, like what's the end game? Like
you can't use it? Two things either one yeah, you
get idiots to buy it in a parking lot from you, right,
and then or you just break it apart for the pieces,
like when you sell it to these guys work for

(01:16:20):
a ring. They boxed like minisoter sa, you box one
hundred of them, shive back to China. You get I
don't know, twenty five bucks a phone maybe, yeah, as
the thief.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Did you go anywhere I did?

Speaker 10 (01:16:30):
I went to Tahoe South, like Tahoe Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Friends have a cabin there, so pretty, yeah, really nice.

Speaker 12 (01:16:36):
Yeah, and oh my god, there was a sunset over
Emerald Bay that was all pink and purple and the
whole thing oh beautiful.

Speaker 10 (01:16:42):
And I did so many outdoorsy things, you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
But it was still you're here, just like you go
with your family or to go friends.

Speaker 12 (01:16:50):
And uh, it was all to get drinks though, like
rode bikes, got drinks on the lake, right, But I
rode a bike, Yeah, I haven't done that in a while.

Speaker 10 (01:16:59):
And on a boat out around the lake again drinking
on the boat.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
That was a lot of fun.

Speaker 10 (01:17:04):
It was very pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Yeah. Did you go to that hotel where you can
swim across the pool from California Nevada? It's pretty cool. Yeah,
dumb name, Well it is what it is exactly what
I guess I know exactly because they have a Calneva
casino as well. At first I went there like, oh, oh,
it's the two States way to go, but like it

(01:17:26):
doesn't as a as a as a portmanteau. It sucks.
But the pool is cool though, because they have a
line and one side says Nevada, the other one said, yeah,
it's really California Nevada. Yeah, there's there's a place in
South like Tahoe. It's like gar woods, like Reva Grill.
I think it's something. It's it's called the wet Woody. Yeah.

(01:17:47):
They sell like hats and all that kind of stuff
with like wet woody.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Yeah, like there was like a big red like trumpeting
hats and uh make woody wet again or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
How much merch do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
So a friend of mine bought that for me.

Speaker 10 (01:17:59):
Of course, Wait, is that the place that has the
boats like the wooden boats.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
I went there. I guess I didn't remember the name,
but yeah, I went and got a drink there.

Speaker 10 (01:18:05):
Looking at the water on the boat.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
You would have remembered the name if it was cool
like cal Neva. See.

Speaker 10 (01:18:12):
So yeah, that was a lot of fun.

Speaker 12 (01:18:13):
My jeers though, is that I played against Lamar Jackson
and fantasy over the weekend and he got like thirty
points and now I'm screwed because he did so well
yesterday and I'm pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Is that a surprise?

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
I don't know what any of this means.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Yeah, that means the guy who she or guy who
played against her in Fantasy football, had Lamar Jackson on
his roster.

Speaker 6 (01:18:34):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Yes, I did you have?

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
I played again?

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:18:41):
Don't all the points that he was projected for. I mean,
it could have been worse. It could have been Josh
Allen that I was playing against.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
But who ended up with thirty eight points?

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
What's going on?

Speaker 12 (01:18:49):
I mean, I know the game last night was fame,
but well, all of a sudden, I checked Fantasy this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
What's your team name?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
There was a name of your fantasy team?

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
Oh okay, so I have a crochet all day.

Speaker 12 (01:19:01):
Well because because they'll just auto generate for you, like
Yahoo Sports if you don't pick one. So the last
few years has been my auto generated name by Yahoo,
which is Sam's Swag Team.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Oh, oh my gosh, you're so depressed taking the time
to dan that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Jessein Bieber just dropped swag too.

Speaker 10 (01:19:22):
Oh so then I guess I'm pretty hippy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
But it's what's up with what's going down in SoCal sports?
Jeff ge All.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Right, good morning, Jeff g Hey, welcome back Woodies Show,
and happy Monday to everybody. Lots of football to get
to this morning. I got you in about twenty seconds
or so. But let's go ahead and start with the Dodgers.
I saw a great meme over the weekend. It had
that old lady from Titanic, and it said, it's been
eighty four years do dot since the Dodgers won a game,
And you know what, it honestly has felt like that.

(01:19:55):
But the Dodgers finally got a win yesterday in Baltimore.

Speaker 9 (01:19:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Deja vu right center field and.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Gone Otani with a couple home runs and a solid
outing from Clinton Kershaw, who is now ten and two
on the season. Dodgers back home versus a Rocky Speaking
of the Dodgers, all week at eight ten, when your
dugout seats right here on.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Angels lost two out of three to the A's Halos
and Twins tonight at the Big A.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
All right, let's gets all that football. Rams got it
done yesterday Belford home zone touchdown.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Matthew Stafford two hundred and forty five yards and a touchdown.
He became the second fastest player to sixty thousand yards. Congrats.
Pookinakul also had one hundred and thirty yards receiving. Rams
beat the Texans onto my Chargers. They actually didn't choke
for once against the Chiefs. They beat the Chiefs on
Friday in Sampalo, Brazil, and then last night Justin Herbert

(01:20:47):
was back in Hollywood dining out with Madison beer Man.
He's a lucky dude and by the way, she is
our good luck charm this season Chargers other Week one winners, Raiders, Niners, Cardinals, Bengals, Commanders,
Colts and Packers.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
And the game of the.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Early window yesterday had to be Woody Steelers versus the Jets.
You know, Aaron Rodgers is still a douchebag, but man,
he can sling it during win for the Steelers to
start the season. And speaking of great games, last night
the Bills and the Ravens put on an instant classic
right here in week number one, and congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
To the Bills. They pulled it out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
And tonight we got Monday night football Vikings in Chicago
taking on the Bears. Vikings are favorite. I'll go ahead
and take the Bears.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Home Dogs on Monday Night. They always win. I'm Jeff
G And that's your so Cal sports. There is Jeff
all right, it is the Woody Show. He's an embecile.
He's our missole. Now a little sports follow up. World
Series winning manager Davy Johnson passed away over the weekend.

(01:21:47):
He was eighty two years old. He was the manager
of the nineteen eighty six New York Mets, who I loved, wow,
because I was like way into like Doc Goodin and
Darryl Strawberry and Lenny Dykstra and Keith Hernandez and Gary
Carter and all the all those players like and uh yeah,
Davy Johnson was the manager also you know Orioles, Reds, Dodgers, Nationals. Yeah,

(01:22:11):
so and seventy two wins as a manager. Yeah. One
of baseball's most respected figures, Davy Johnson passed away over
the weekend, eighty two years old. Caitlin Clark's out for
the rest of the season. I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
Something about that. So, I mean, yeah, you know, I mentioned,
you know, when can we stop pretending like the world
is clamoring for more women's sports, you know, because we
know we had that story about you know, there's gonna
be a new major league, you know, women's baseball league,
and you know, I understand. You know, it's a it's

(01:22:44):
a really easy money maker because who's gonna say no
it is sponsoring something like that. So like there's a
lot of businesses who get behind it. But you just
don't hear even the w NBA. Other than Kaitlyn Clark.
The other thing that people talk about is dildo's being thrown.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
On the court.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
Yeah, that is the main story.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
I did hear an interesting point about it's not necessarily
women are more in the women's sports are more popular.
It's that more women are into sports right now than
ever before. And it has nothing to do with women's sports.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
But women enjoying sports.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
It has to do with all these other things. And
one of the main things they pointed to was the
whole dildos Travis Kelce Taylor Swift thing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
And then also like, you know, my buddy was making
a point about you know, when you know, like a
like a Josh Allen type person, you know, like he
got married over the summer. I forget the woman's then
another celebrity.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
Bubblebe chick.

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Yeah you Steinfeld, Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
There we go. I love her too.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
So there's all these other things that have been bringing
a lot more women to the table and who are
now following sports more than they ever did before. He
pointed to his wife, He's like, my wife is now
you know, following college football because her son goes to Indiana, Sure,
and he's doing work for the football team, and so
she's paying attention now that not just Indiana, but just
college footle where he's been married to her forever and

(01:24:06):
never paid any attention to that stuff. So I thought
it was an interesting uh yeah, interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
To these these guys, like dating life, there's a backstory now, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Yeah, But like Caitlyn Clark being out man not good
because she is exciting and she has brought a lot
of attention to you know, the w n b A obviously,
and so that's that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
That's what people are there to see. I'd like to
is doing there. I think it was in Portland. I
went to that as a feminist Greg remember the only
women like balls out something yeah, something like that. How
are they doing? Yeah, when you went, and it was
just it was fine at the time. They were just playing.
They had like an internet feed of like intramurt intramural

(01:24:47):
like fantasy not fantasy, intramural frisbee or something from like Connecticut.
Is it rough and Tumble? No, it was just it
was a generic sports bars, just showing women's sports. And
by the way, the green dildos are being u or
come to the NFL as well, so oh yeah, oh yeah,
opportunities that's the new thing. You remember years ago it

(01:25:07):
was running up behind reporters and screaming like I still
get every which, by the way, was originally fake, but
I still get that everyone now and again yeah really
funny guy, fun funny and and and again not based
on reality idiots. Eight seven, we begin another new hour

(01:25:29):
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank you for
being here. I give us your time this morning. I'm whatdy?
That's Greg Gory. We got Menace, Hey, what's up? Pipers?
Gina Gren, we got Sammy Morgan is here and c
Mass is here aka Agent Sebastian of the Cargo cart Tars.
What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do? When they

(01:25:51):
go on you cards cards, What you're gonna do, What
you're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (01:25:56):
And they you is filmed alongside demanded women of card
narks listed.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
Now, while we were on break, I did see there
was a local Instagram account for the area where I live,
and they said, look who came to our area and
they featured one of your videos. Now, it was a
video from years and years and years ago. It was
the woman that took the soda or whatever and threw
it up. She had a disability or.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Or no, she said she had the disability. It was
lazy bonzitis. But yeah, she also wrote that long letter
to doctor Phil. But that's all right, that's right. That's
the great thing about cart narks is it really is
very time independent. It could be happening anytime, and so
when people see it, it's new to them. So that's
why I say, I always follow those cart narks you know, Instagram,
YouTube channels, et cetera, because there's always new stuff you
haven't seen before.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
A lot of people in the comments attacking Sea Bass
and people who believe that you should be putting your
cards back, you know, talking about like basically like you're
just terrorizing people.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
They blamed the victim, and unfortunately that's what today is
cart narks is about as well, is they it's the
loudest and screamiest person is always right, that sort of attitude.
It says, it's how are you making No, I'm not
making anybody do anything. They're violent bullies. They don't have
to react the way they do. And unfortunately that starts
our first cart narks encounter, first new cartnarks encounter here

(01:27:19):
where a lady has taken her cart and just instead
of taking it back to the cart return, which is
where I'm standing looking at her.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
And that's, by the way, all that the cart narks
ever ask anybody to do. Yeah, they're not yelling, they're
not screaming, they're not threatening in any way. They're just
simply asking, Hey, that's not where the cart goes. You
would would you mind putting it back where it goes?

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Right, and so she takes it. Instead of walking, you know,
the thirty feet back to where I am, she walks
the five feet in front of her car to split
the spot with the other car, which of course makes
it harder for the next person to park and are
getting their vehicle. So I didn't even turn on the
mouth siren in this case, whop scoop, woo boop. I
just said, oh, hey, you know you want to bring
it over here instead, and let's let's see if she complies.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Do you know, people go anyway?

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
So is that a good excuse everybody?

Speaker 8 (01:28:02):
Yet, for a minute, everybody else jumps off a bridge.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
You know what, captain narcotics, my faith?

Speaker 7 (01:28:07):
Please, why are you being so nasty.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Because no one asked you to be over here talking
reckless to me.

Speaker 8 (01:28:12):
I'm not being reckless, I'm being sweet face. Well that's
not very nice. I'm gonna give you a magget just
for your very attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
So she narcotics because she sees she sees cart narks
on my chest, and she's not really putting things together
in her brain because she's dumb. But she says cart right,
cart narks a lot of it called nark marks. I've
been calling things. So as she takes her cart and
instead of she could have she said, oh, I'm sorry
and handed it to me. Would you mind taking this back?
I would have done that, but no, f you other

(01:28:40):
people do it. You know, the excuses are already tumbling
out of your little brain. And she takes it and
kind of just leaves it at the end of the spot.
And so I take my magnet which says I don't
sure much shopping cart like a jerk, and apply it
to her car to warn not only others about her
bad behavior, but to hopefully give her a chance to
reconsider my car.

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
Why are you saying the effort so much?

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
You don't putting people in the car, don't you don't
test its car?

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Get away from me?

Speaker 8 (01:29:02):
You don't leave your card out and then being mean
about it and nasty about it. Here there you go,
and the one that was.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
A traffic hazard was away.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
One gets in my face.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
That's not what it says.

Speaker 7 (01:29:15):
It says you could have returned fifty cars in the
time you spent arguing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
She was saying. There, not only does she take the
car and rolls it into the driving lane. Yeah, she
I didn't apply this new magnet, new magnet alert folks,
new magnet drums. She's so concerned about cars. Yeah, exactly.
It's shaped like a stopwatch, and it says, I guess
like I just told her, and the time I've been
arguing it could have returned fifty cards. But all she
does is F F F F F dumb, you know,
and she knows she's wrong. This is this is a again,

(01:29:42):
for all your parents of young children. This is a
this is a toddler response. They know they're wrong, but
they're gonna fight you and scream and so on and
so forth. Now, just so happens directly next to her
in the car that's by the way, she's already banged
up with the cart. Thank god it was plastic. Is
a guy just enjoying the hell out of this, smiling
ear to ear and watch me watching her, And she
notices this. She know this is another guy across the

(01:30:04):
lot doing the same thing with his phone out, and
she must love that. Well, not quite.

Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
Oh, they're enjoying your ridiculousness.

Speaker 8 (01:30:10):
You're acting like a saying they're probably laughing at you,
looking like a whom are.

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
You laughing at?

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
I'm just saying, bro I've seen your content. Please, what
are you gonna tell the police, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
That you're being disrespectful?

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
Now we started being who was disrespected first?

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
God damn somebody's ass right now?

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Oh there, that's the crime of being disrespectful, any crime
of what does she say, oh like talking foolishness or whatever?
It was reckless, reckless? Yeah, yeah, And by the way,
she's doing all the reckless things. She just, by the way,
committed a crime. I'm about to whip someone's ass right now.
That's the the direct threat of physical violence with the
meaning I'm meant to believe her. So now you heard

(01:30:52):
the word Kevin. There. She's been on the phone the
whole time. She's been on FaceTime the whole time with
apparently I guess her father in law or stepfather. I've
been through this, right, And so she is now yelling
at me. She's she's pointing her phone at me so
I can see her stepfather, who's all of sixty five,

(01:31:13):
I'm sure, and continues her threats there was.

Speaker 5 (01:31:15):
Somebody's ass right now, give my father to get here.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Whoop your ass?

Speaker 7 (01:31:21):
She said, you could hit you up, because you can't.
I'm not trying to either am I. I'm not trying
to hurt anybody either. But you're the one who go away?

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Bob? Who's Bob? Is that like a gen anything?

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
Jason Christopert go away, it's agent Sebastian Away.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
I'm with a very powerful confidence Sebastian get the possible
and sexy card narks.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
She sounds like the kind of person I seen this
online a number of times. In more recently, it seems
to be a thing where someone gets into an argument.
They're not winning, They're doing that whole I'm gonna yell
louder than you like stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
You're talking the same thing over.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
But then all of a sudden they'll like either intentionally
follow the ground or grab something on their body.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
Go oh oh you hit me? You just they just
hit me, or you just grabbed me.

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
Like they start what are you tying? The person has
their phone out. They're recording the whole thing. You know what,
I have this all on video. What do you I
didn't even come close to you. I did not touch you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
You are a keen observer of human nature, because that's
exactly what happens now. Well, no, no, she doesn't say
that I hit her because I'm not because I keep distance,
because I don't keep People ask me all the time,
how do you not get beat up doing cardin arcs. Well,
just don't get within swinging distance. You're fine. Yeah. So
she because she's going through like what he's saying, she's
going through her different tactics. You know, she's you know,
the excuses, the anger. She's now threatening me. She's now

(01:32:32):
getting other people to threaten me. She now then, as
what he says, starts recruiting help. By the way, the
first bystanders laughing in her face. Hey man, like you's
like you said, Yeah, she's now the sees if she
if she can play the victim and recruit people to
help her.

Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
Right here, you's bothering me him, sir, what happened?

Speaker 8 (01:32:48):
Is your your daughter? Your sir, your daughter left her
card out. She left her card out, blocking traffic, and
so I'm trying to have a comp sir. Can I
have a conversation. Can I have a conversation?

Speaker 9 (01:32:57):
Please?

Speaker 10 (01:32:58):
He will be up here to me.

Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
Let me, let me explain, let me exclaim, Let me explain.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Why is nobody listening what you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
Man, that's the whole problem. The phone. She doesn't know
how FaceTime works because she's got him. He's you can
hear he's his face is in my face. But she'd
got the camera pointed at her boob, so he doesn't
even he doesn't even know who he's talking to or
jerk it or that's the thing, is all he's all

(01:33:27):
he's doing is he's believing her because she's yelling and
scream And by the way, again, if she were in
real danger, she would be in her car and gone
three minutes ago. But it's it's she has all the
time in the world to scream at me and try
to build her case because her ego won't let her
leave because she knows she's wrong. And ago. So the
the the father in law who's elderly and not going
to do anything. He's he sounds like he's gonna stand

(01:33:48):
on business. Oh yeah, I'll tell you more about that
in a million in a minute. But again, yeah, she's
she's that's not working, so she recruits other help outside.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Of her following me over here.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Right there.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
That's exactly the one I'm thinking about. Is this like
older woman and she wasn't getting anywhere, and so what
she did is she basically just sat on the ground.
The guy's got his phone out. It's very clear he's
she's videoing, he's videoing, and she basically sits on the
ground and starts grabbing at her arm and like just
kind of like rolling around going.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Oh, he just hit me. He just hit me. It's like,
what are you doing? Like it's all on video. But
that's the thing is that is that they've been they've taught,
they've been taught this as a technique, and it sounds
just like that. It sounds different.

Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
Oh that's not true. Don't waste police resources.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Who I'm being chased by her my car.

Speaker 7 (01:34:44):
I'm not harassing her. Obviously she's chasing me.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
She die for my car. Oh yu. So at this
point chasing me, it was her boyfriend or her husband
in this wait, he was still getting directions on the way.
Uh yeah, boyfriend husband, Yeah, exactly, difficult, difficult be We've
heard so security comms and they diffuse the situation by

(01:35:09):
these security happened to be fans of cart narks. So
that was that was that she for Okay, So the
follow up mass is I got a d M saying
that they had heard because I guess they were on
They said they're on their radio and they heard there's
some dudes looking for you, right, like the security thing right,

(01:35:30):
because apparently, yeah, he did show up a very eventually later,
but again an old man, who what what's he going
to do? Business? But I left because I told the
security guards like, I'm not gonna make your job any harder.
This lady's a psycho. He's like, yeah, cool, I gave him.
I gave him a magnet, I give him a sticker.
He was off. Now you might say, okay, that's that's
that's that's the only way you can react to the
cart narks. If you're acting put if you asked to

(01:35:51):
put your card back, the only thing you can do
ad you having the one there the Clinton Yeah, the
security clip. Oh sorry, yeah, here's the security guards showed
up ye a minute away for my car.

Speaker 8 (01:36:02):
You guys know what's going on, right, So I'm asking
her not to do that. No, ma'am, I asked, politely,
not all the way over here. I was already over here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Can I fore you sticker over here?

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
Shirts?

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Thank you for I'll take okay, well he'll be anonymous
then God, yeah, exactly, because because we went on the
car three times and that was it for her. I
hope you die. So yeah, yeah, you might think that's
the only way to react to the cart narks is violence, screaming,

(01:36:39):
making criminal threats and so on and so forth. Well,
it turns out it's not. I saw another, an older
lady who I wasn't gonna bus, but I just kind
of mentioned, hey, you know you want to that's not
where the car goes, because she dumped it, not even
in the spot, not even on a curve, just loose,
just lose, kind of like her skin. Yeah, now, dare
you Let's see if if perhaps age with age comes wisdom.

Speaker 7 (01:37:00):
Oh, that's not where the car goes.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Oh yeah, cardiners, we try to have direct folks where
the car turns are if they can't see him.

Speaker 12 (01:37:07):
Oh, let me ask a question.

Speaker 7 (01:37:10):
Yes, man, what happens if I don't return it, I
get a spanking?

Speaker 13 (01:37:13):
Well, first off, you'd be a little help. I'll say, oh, hey,
it's right over there, for instance. Okay, I do have magnets,
that's all.

Speaker 7 (01:37:24):
I'm always make sure I put it where it belongs.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Now do you feel, old lady? Do you feel harassed? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
Yeah, she's a flirting.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
She wanted a spanking. You want to hit that from
all the people like you see the humor in the situation.
Don't immediately react with violence and threats. She thought the
magnet was cute, the straightest, the darnest thing. We show
cards everybody one other thing. You think you very much? Car?

Speaker 7 (01:38:07):
Why are you saying the efforts so much?

Speaker 8 (01:38:09):
You don't put people's car, You don't don't test people's
cart away from me, You don't leave your card out,
and then the main about it and nasty about it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Here what car there you go? And was the one
that was a traffic hazard that was away on?

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
Get in my face?

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
That's what it says.

Speaker 7 (01:38:26):
It says you could have returned fifty cars in the
time you spent arguing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Do you think you have it all figured out? You
know you live another twenty years show for me right back,
this's the Woody Show. You have a little uh if
you missed the cart narks by the way, he get
caught up on the podcast. But friending card narks that
lady was Wow, she went through all the stages of

(01:38:52):
being a loser. Yeah, follow me over here, and.

Speaker 8 (01:38:58):
You're not the victim.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
I'm being praised by her, and it works that there
are times that works where dudes will show up, they'll
start they'll start throwing fists and last questions.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
Good, yeah, we have a little happening. Well, a little
follow up on the cart narks segment. This is something,
you know, not cart narking per se, but it has
to do with the lesson returning, the lesson of the
card narkose carts where they belong?

Speaker 13 (01:39:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Amy Polar has a podcast, as does everybody has two podcasts,
now that's the rule. And she had on Judge Judy
and they were talking about what you know, that's this
is what Judge Judy is all about. And supposedly doctor
Phil was all about was responsibility and you know, consequences
for what you do and that and Amy Poehler and
Judge Judy brought this up. And what do you know,
it came to be about shopping carts. Where are all

(01:39:52):
the consequences anymore?

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
There's no consequences for anything anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:39:56):
I'll tell you a cute story about consequences. I'm shopping
at publics and I noticed that I parked pretty far
away from the appointed carked patrol and there are three
women standing in front of the store waiting to see
what I was going to do.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
So of course I took the cart and I put
it back.

Speaker 11 (01:40:17):
I assumed you would have returned the cart no matter what.

Speaker 6 (01:40:20):
I probably would have. But it was the reaction of
the women. They said, all right, let's see if this
gal follows what she preaches.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Ah, I like it, Judge, Judy, just like us. Yeah,
shopping at the store and billions of dollars famously, very
very wealthy. Yeah, and she's just tooting around publics in
Florida right there. And so that's what Amy Poehler took
as her message to you know, she has an end
of the podcast like words of wisdom or whatever the
thing was they used to say. So she brings that

(01:40:52):
out as the Cus shopping cart out again, and I
think she's got the message mostly for.

Speaker 7 (01:40:56):
This polar plunge.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
As we wrap up this plunge, yeah, horrible boy needs
it to be branded. What consultant came up with that?
We've been in those meetings, okay, wiskey, we always need
to come up with We do it a lot with
whatever the station is doing, like promotionally, we always had
to come up with some cute name. Yeah, for this
polar plunge.

Speaker 11 (01:41:17):
As we wrap up this episode, I just want to
remind everybody to return their grocery carts into at the
very least an empty space and it's not the designated area.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
No wow, awful, like don't leave it. Whift is almost
as much as Greg on the gums. Oh god, what
was it? You were talking about your oral surgery and
they lifted the gums up and Greg's and gum because
I thought you had to pull the guns down, and
sea basket goes, well, you do have a lower set

(01:41:52):
of teeth, which clearly whifted and forgotten about. So Amy
when you just f y, I am poler. When you
leave a cart in the middle parking spot, someone may
want to park there and now they have to move
your cart. Also with loosing and blah blah blahlah blah. Interesting,
But she's got the right idea, she's you know, and
Judge Judy was trying to lead any polar to water. Okay,
consequences shopping carts. It's a little thing that has much
bigger deal. Yeah, but you know, you know it's look,

(01:42:16):
it's it's it's a it's a war, right, well yeah,
and it's an education too.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
There are battles along the way. The war has not
yet been won, but you know, we're making some progress here.

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
The fact that society even has to discuss just doing
something so enormal and it's such an issue. It's because
I get messages all the time. Obviously people from Japan,
we've covered that, but like people from like Norway and
like a past Iceland, Ice Eastland, they'll say, it's it's
so strange that this is even an issue. Ye right.
And by the way, in the US North America, it

(01:42:48):
used to not be an issue. Again, you can go
back talk to your parents and grandparents. Cart returns didn't
even exist in the sixties, seventies, eighties. A lot of
time people just brought it to the front of the story.
Follow me over there. That's hell. So your point, Greg,
that's the second part of that, right there, is that

(01:43:09):
reaction didn't used to exist, ashamed, but we see normalized
crazy behavior. We see it on airplanes, we see it
in stadiums, we see it in parking lots. That that's
sort of that that's an insane reaction. It is nice.
I watched a video where now I guess we are
beginning to once again stop people who are just trying
to casually walk out with stuff from store. They're starting

(01:43:33):
to make it illegal, which is kind of nice. I
don't think I would do anything. I'm not getting involved.
The one I was watching it was store security.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
Like this woman she was trying to lose, so she
ran all the way back around and they right before
she got to the front doors of the store. She
just got like side tackled, like from her left blind spot,
just taking out and of course you know she's the
next to them, but it's like, wow, it's nice to
see that we're actually again. In Massachusetts, a pair of

(01:44:06):
women they were out doing some shopping, shop lifting at
the TJ Max and they walked out of the store
with more than two thousand dollars worth of clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
Now that's a lot of clothes and TJ yeah eight wardrobes.
So the police actually.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
Showed up to the store and they tracked the women down.
They were just, uh, you know, a couple couple of
minutes away. They busted them, and the Wendy's drive.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
Through makes you hungry sitting and drive through.

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
The officer who found them said, no stranger to the
Wendy's drive through. The women they were caught. They traded
their combo meals for a pair of pancuffam.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Sir, yeah, wow, that's not a bad getaway. Players, Like,
who's gonna look at the drive through?

Speaker 13 (01:44:46):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
And then no one's going they said, not only.

Speaker 4 (01:44:48):
Did they get all the clothes from the TJ Max,
but there were other items stolen from other local stores,
and so they were arrested for charged with larceny and conspiracy,
but arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
And I mean people could point to like New York
City in the seventies and you look look at videos
and every subway car inch to inch graffiti and they
turned that around. But like, why do we even have
to go through these swings where we like this should
always be obvious that before I didn't do anything. I
think graffiti is back in a big way though. Oh yeah, definitely,
I've seen I saw it driving around Atlanta, where like

(01:45:20):
it was never on, just like rocks at a park,
yeah everywhere. Now, like what's going on? There was just
another video of a guy and I guess his thing,
and he's he's an urban artists whatever they classic usdayways,
like the homeless or urban campers. However, this guy's big
thing is in the middle of the night. He goes
out and they say, there's a big wall of graffiti
along the side of the building.

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
He repaints it like the like whatever the original color
of that wall was. He goes and he paints.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
He paints the wall. Now he now can he get
busted for that? I may have done some of this myself.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
So he says that what it's doing is is giving
a new blank canvas. So like but like people are
angry at him, like so the street artist community, artists,
they're upset with him, of course because he's covering up.
But now the walls that he's painting over, it doesn't
look like. I've seen some really cool looking graffiti, not murals, graffiti, yeah,

(01:46:16):
but even I've seen some cool looking like tags and
different things.

Speaker 2 (01:46:21):
And it's like, how, by the way, how did you
get there? How'd you get up there? Number one? Number two?
How did you make it look so perfect?

Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
You're clearly going to try to do this staying on
the d L and there's like colors and shading and
everything else, Like, right, how did you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Everybody watching you do? I've drawn I've driven by taggers
on public streets with a hundred cars going by, like,
why is no one stopping? Why aren't the cops here?
Of course I call the cops, but.

Speaker 4 (01:46:47):
But I'm saying, like, it's amazing that they are. Some
of that stuff I think looks kind of cool. Then
there's other like really lazy, sloppy.

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
It's crazy. I believe I've only saw Attagner one time.
One of the time that we go into work every
single day. You would think, like I would see anybody
one only saw one climbing down once, and I'm like,
how is this done? Constantly be seen?

Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
There is one dude out there, or maybe it's a
group of people. I don't I don't know, but we
get people asking us all the time if we're the
ones responsible for it, Because you drive anywhere around Los Angeles,
there are tags.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
To just say Woody. Yeah, every used to say everywhere
used to say Woody and menace why crazy Yeah, But
I think menace might have got caught because you don't
say menace anymore. By the way, we had nothing, obviously,
nothing to do with that. We hate you and help
you die, but everybody everybody thought it was us. It's

(01:47:45):
worked out.

Speaker 4 (01:47:46):
It's worked out well for us because people immediately see
what with us. So in a way, it's like this
weird marketing and anything. Yeah, but it says like Woody
for the number four something, and it's obviously somebody's I
don't know it's a yes, his his name or his
crew or whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
I'm not sure what it is.

Speaker 7 (01:48:03):
His crew.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
Super cool dudes, I must make a mission. So I
was walking out of my building and this guy just
look a dude, walk like a thirty year old dude,
pulls out this giant sharp and he sees like the
sign on the on the window for the for lease,
you know, blah blah, and just like scribble some garbage.
And I'm sitting there behind him looking at him. And
number one, I wish I had some peppers breaks I
would have. But number two, I was like, I fell

(01:48:27):
bad because I didn't kick him in the middle of
his bag and because I gotta beat him up, obviously,
but I thought, but I was so like dumb struck
like people. It was nine in the morning, just some
loser walking down the street deciding like me. And I
felt so bad that I didn't kick the stuff out
of his stuff out. I didn't say the whole words

(01:48:47):
this stuff out of him anyway, whoever is doing the
woody tags or whatever, I can't condone, but thank you
more to show next show. All right, welcome back everybody.
Thank you for being here and giving us some of
your valuable time this morning. Now, Uber is testing out
a new form of payment for service. You guys. Okay, okay,

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So think of all the different ways that you can
pay for your Uber. I only have one credit card,
credit card, credit cards.

Speaker 4 (01:49:20):
What could this new form of payment be? Don't answer, okay,
zell No, It's called cash actual money, Greg, so maybe
there is hope that maybe we will end up regressing
and going back to cash actual money.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
So the ROW.

Speaker 4 (01:49:39):
It's been introduced in select cities over the past few weeks,
but now hitting some bigger cities including Los Angeles and
Dallas and San Diego, and Uber says the idea is
meant to be for everyone to have access to the
ride share service, even if they don't have a bank account,
and according to them, some drivers just prefer cash. Now,
the other side of that is you have a bu

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drivers who don't want this because they figured that now
they're going to be even more of a.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
Target well and they're going to be stiffed that or
we're going to go to back what back to what
Taxis were doing and saying their system wasn't working and.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
Oh yeah the credit the credit card gotta pay the cash.
But although if you signed up and you didn't select it,
you were going to be paying for it in cash. Like,
I can't see how the driver would turn that around
you because you would have to use your app, which
would be linked with the credit card to get the ride,
and so they already had you. It's not the it's
not the credit card in the car that's not working,
like the Taxis.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
Would kind of pull onto weird and as a driver,
I would want to keep change. This is this sounds
like a terrible and you get stiffed.

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
Yeah, I wouldn't. I promised I have cash and jump
out of the car, right.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Stupid no credit card on file? Right awful it's called cash.
I wouldn't have guessed this. Yeah, I mean, you know,
like I don't really see it much. No, it's very
old time cash on me. Ever, I do just because
I have some leftover money from tips that I was
using on vacation. Yeah, yeah, I've got some. Yeah, I've

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got some cash.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
But usually no, the most I might have like twenty
bucks or something like that in case I do need
for a tip.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
What's the type thing like for you know, whatever, the
right which is all or something. When I was in
the Bahamas, all the taxis and all the drivers didn't
have any credit card stuff, so it had to be cash.
So when I was leaving, I said, hey, only have
a credit card? Like, oh, yeah, we have. We have
this guy. He'll take your credit card. And we're driving
down the road and he's like cash and I'm like,

(01:51:34):
no credit card. He's like, oh no, So we had
to drive back to the resort to use the att Yeah. Right,
that's horrible shadiness. The other shady thing that people do,
and there are these videos because you know, all the
Uber drivers and stuff, they have cameras in the car
a lot of a lot of them do, not all
of them, but like a lot of them have the cameras,
and so they'll capture these people who in the middle
of the ride will cancel the ride and they'll go, oh,

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excuse me, why why did you just cancel the ride?

Speaker 4 (01:51:59):
Yeah, I'm gonna go, I don't know talking about no.
It just says you just cancel the ride, and so
they're like all right, well and they pull over.

Speaker 2 (01:52:04):
You go, well you got to get out? Yeah, like, no,
you're not leaving me here, just continue, let's go continue,
Like no, you cancel the ride out? Why would I
continue the ride?

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
Much?

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
A poor piece of crap?

Speaker 6 (01:52:14):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
You can't for your full Uber? Like I'm gonna save money,
I'm screw this.

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
And this one woman she was being so like belligerent
and he's like, no, it says that you canceled by.
The transaction is over now, Yeah, it says.

Speaker 2 (01:52:28):
That you canceled it. Why did you cancel it?

Speaker 4 (01:52:30):
You chose because I didn't you And she's and she's
looking there, she has that like kind of half smirk
on her face.

Speaker 2 (01:52:35):
I didn't do anything. And know how Waymel is going
to dominate? Please wait, I'm waiting. I'm way mowing wait
mowing on you. Yeah, we're waiting. There's other services too
besides waym but WAYMLL has become the Xeroxa's so good
to choose between uber and Lyft. What's your preference? I
don't know why. I prefer Lyft super Uberber. I don't

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have Lyft on my phone anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
Now I avoided Lyft when they first came out because
they had all the stupid mustaches on the car.

Speaker 2 (01:53:05):
That was their thing right first, and they really wanted
to just sit up front and lift like the first
three lifts, like hey, man, come up front with me
them to yeah, yeah, see all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:53:17):
I avoided Lyft for a while, and then when they
got rid of that, they actually had better pricing. I found,
and so I competitor, and I find that a lift
will show up faster than an uber will. Really, in
my experience, I think I left. So that's so that's
that's become more of my my go to. I realized
that there are a lot of drivers who have both,
like they're they're signed up as both an Uber driver

(01:53:38):
and the Lyft driver, and they'll take whichever ones are
coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Yea stickers, Yeah, I just had more and they have
all that ye ye eight send us a text over
to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 7 (01:53:54):
Look at me.

Speaker 2 (01:53:56):
Right back. I was gonna do it. First day back,
have to break. We survived?

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:54:02):
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wisdom please. Yeah, you cannot hurt an overthinker's feelings because
they hurt their own feelings one percent of the time, right, Yeah,
overthinkers like we were talking about somewhat recently, over ninety
percent of the things that you worry about never actually

(01:54:48):
come true. Like you worried about it for nothing, I know,
But you can't stop so much time wasted worrying. Yeah,
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