September 8, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's one thing you would say to people at ninety three,
I would so.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The world, Oh yes, oh my good I no come
near my house the woody, Oh, we're in two another
new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct world. On
a Monday morning. It's September the eighth, twenty twenty five.
On Boody. That's Greg Gory h Menace is here. What
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is up, Woody. There's Gina grass Sea Bass is here.
We've got Sammy Morgan's here, and we're taking your calls
eight seven, seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us
up with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Everybody's back and rejuvenated, I would assume, yeah, re energize,
what's refreshed? Yeah, yeah, your batteries have been shown. My
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son used some phrase on my wife and I the
other day. We left our ass off.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It was so gen zo. So it was we had
this whole commonation about being a little bit more self
less and more selfish, you know. And I said, hey,
because my uh my stepmother was hanging out with the
kids while my wife and I were in Mexico, and
uh my my stepmother like just basically just would drop
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him off and pick him up from work the entire
time that she was there, because she was only there
for a few days. And she's like, yeah, I didn't
really get to spend much time with him, and you know,
just because you're just dropping him off. And I'm like,
I said, what about when he got home from work?
She says, no, no, he got home and like basically
went right to bed. I'm like, okay, So I'm like,
have this conversation about think of other people and consider
other people. I said, so, you know, but I worked
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until like eight o'clock at night. I'm like, you, I
worked all day. I go, okay, everybody does that, dude,
get used to it. Everybody does that. I said, but
like when you have family, your grandma's here, she wants
to see you, like spending a little bit of time
with you, just you know, well, after working all day,
my social battery is drained. I go, are you my
(02:00):
do my wife?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And I my wife? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We laughed right in his face, like your social battery,
I said, where the hell did you hear and learn
about that?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You got to stop that down, dude.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, it was just a little conversation about being a
little bit more self self less, self less, selfish with
your time and you know, like looking out for other people.
You know, he's not bad about that, but like just
a little bit a little aware. You're sixteen, little little
little awareness. But it seems like, I mean, Sammy, you
didn't really go anywhere, and Menace you went somewhere. Greg
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stayed home, of course, but like, dude, Gina myself, Menace Morgan. Yeah,
you went on a you went to Hawaii. I saw
a bunch of pictures from from your stuff. And dude,
you went on like basically a what'd you call like
a buddy moon?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh yeah, it was a buddy man.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
We changed it from a honeymoon because it was confusing
people to a buddy moon.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, you did the like a couple of lesbians. Like
all the pictures lesbian. It was all lesbians.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Looked very much like a lesbian couple.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Thank you. We felt adorable, little share Yeah it was.
I literally went on my honeymoon. The catch was I
just didn't go with my husband. This was the honeymoon
I was supposed to go on. Sammy went on my honeymoon.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I did with the man friend.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, with that guy that she claims that she did
all this romantic stuff which never hooked.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It wasn't romantic, it was just romantic.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm just saying, I ain't going on that trip.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Up.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
I thought.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I thought of Sammy so many times.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I actually had to text her because, uh we snorkeled
between the tech time.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Where did you even go to Iceland?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Went to Iceland?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Sorry, went to Iceland, snorkeled between the Eurasian North American continent,
which was a dream of mine.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I had to text Sammy right afterwards.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
We also slept in the Bubble Hotel in in beds
that are pushed together. But Sammy, you had another option
because we slept.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Foot to head, so that was just better for us.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Okay, so we did that, but we had a great time.
Best Greg, I wish I could have brought it.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Back for you.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
The best cinnamon rolls on the planets and Iceland when
they do have Costco and we went and we compared
their hot dogs to our hot dogs, which were great,
and they have fried onions on theirs. Loved going to
Costco and Iceland. So the most magnificent waterfalls and wonders
of the world. Took a zodiac boat to the glaciers,
which I think you might have done too, So that
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was awesome around.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
These little icebergs.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
And and oh, by the way, surf and turf in
Iceland is not steak and lobster.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It is horse and whale. Yep, whale.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Whale is common there.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Whale which I actually did want to try the horse
because everyone said it was so good, but I couldn't
commit to a whole plate of horse. Was just if
someone offered me a bite.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I would have had it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I wouldn't mean I mean, obviously I wouldn't get because
I love horses too much. But apparently they're very like dogs.
Not as much as dogs. I don't love them as
much as dogs, but it's pretty close. They're very dying.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, what if you had the choice between horse and whale,
what are you going with? I think I would do.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Hor whale all day whales.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I have no affection toward whale.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
But I do have a very very small jeers about Iceland.
Besides being very expensive, which they are keenly aware of,
in the entire country, entire country of Iceland, there is
not one goddamn diet coke.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
They don't have it, they don't sell it. I just
settle for coke zero, which I.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Do not like.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
And but you know what, pepsi max. That one's not bad.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh, the pepsi zero sugar nut Pepsi max.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
That's what they call it. Pepsi max.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Iceland's very healthy. They don't have McDonald's, Nobody Donalds. They
keep the last burger and I ever sold them like
two thousand and nine on its play because it has
an age.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
The butter is incredible.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
I've brought this up before, like overseas, like diet really
isn't a thing. It's just either regular or zero.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, but that's yeah, zero is diet.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, exactly changed the name.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I just missed my chemicals.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't call it diet.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
So the first thing on the way home from the airport,
the first thing we did was pull into McDonald's and
get the diet coke of my dreams.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Okay, so let me ask you a question. So you
did this trip with your girlfriend, Yeah, not girlfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
But best Sadly sky Lagoon Blue Lagoon?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is Andy is your actual husband? Was he not interested
in doing this trip?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Like? How did this become?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
We had a little come to Jesus talk a few
months ago, and I had been building up to this.
I had been working on this in my head for
more than a year because I in my heart, I
haven't traveled in years. It's something I love, it's something
I wish I could do more of, but because of
our schedule and with my step son, it's just not possible.
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So we never we our honeymoon, I called it a
halfy moon. Was we went to Hawaii one time after
we got married, from a Thursday to a Tuesday, and
that was our honeymoon because that's all we could get
off from our custody schedule. So and now you know,
it's different and he's with us full time, and I
finally just had to work up the nerve to tell Andy, like,
I love you and I would love to travel with you,
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but you and our circumstances are not going to stop
me from doing it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I have to do it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
It's okay, it's something I love.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And now that you guys have custody full time, you
have to figure something out with some parent, That's what
I say.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So like either his parents, your mom, yes.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Like like somebody comes out and stays with him, or
like I have a couple of people that.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Do amazing and I started planning that season.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
They're great, like the people that we would have even
if you like a few days like these are you know,
there's three different girls. They're all at least in their
late twenties early thirties.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Love that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, it's just get to get him in school, get
them home, take them from the activity, and then make
sure the house isn't burned down. That's what I's that's
all it's required because you and your husband shouldn't not
do things just because like you got to make sure
that you can still do these things and make it happen.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Put your life on hold.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
It's I want to go like, no, no, you're not invited.
You can go when you make money and you go.
And I'm trying to play. Send him to grandma in
the Midwest.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, you could do that too, do that's even cool?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Him, My mom would put me on a plane. My
mom would put me on a plane. When I was
a kid, I could travel alone on a company minor.
Oh yeah, and it was great. It's so cool.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I would love that for him.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
And didn't you say you would spend your summers with
your grandparents?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Yeah, every single summer I would my cousins and I
we lived at my grandma's house. I might need to
time of my life.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
So it re sparked me all my happiness. My social
battery is charged.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Morgan, you went to Hawaii with Cabo?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah, yeah we did.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And so Gina was talking about how expensive r trip was.
How expensive was your trip to how much it it
ended up costing you?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Me zero dollar?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Your dog?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
A boyfriend's pretty great.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I didn't even get a boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I had to pay for one thing on the trip.
I was just when you write to the car no, no,
no tamps. Oh I'm not going to make him pay
for the tamp.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
That's so sad for Cobbo. He pays with this whole
thing and she's on her pure.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Yeah. Well I did other things, Okay, don't worry about Okay, okay,
but no, I fully suggest having a boyfriend who has
a great job.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And moddy okay, not dating losers.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Yeah, ladies, you got to try it some day. It's nice.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So wait that rental card she rented like this convertible Porsche.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, twenty five boxer Porsche.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
By the way, it's not Greg will correct you every
single time. Or did you just drive around by yourself
or was he with you?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
He was with me, but I said, I did all
the driving. I'm a weirdo. I'm a car girl. So
we literally drove the whole island of o Wahoo and
he drove maybe like fifteen minutes, but I was driving
for a good eight hours.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
All the pictures it looked like Morgan was doing this
by herself, and I'm thinking, like, man, he paid for
it and then just got left behind.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
No, he was there.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
He was there, but shout out to him because that
was one of my things I wanted to do there.
And then surfing. We got to surf. I'd never surf before,
and it's awesome.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Of course you love it.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
It's so fun. And then I just felt like a
natural out there. You know, Tan Skin.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Were you able to stand the first time surfing?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah, I got up every time.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I didn't impressive.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I wasn't staying up like riding the whole wave out,
but I got up.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That's really cool.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Good core.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So what was what was the If you had to
pick like one highlight, the best.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Thing you did would be between driving the Porsche and surfing. Honestly,
sounds so fun. But I will say if I can
add of years. And someone stole my phone the day
before I left out and Greg, guess where I was?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Uh airport?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
No, I was at Home Goods trash, yeah right, Greg,
with my mom and they took it out of my purse.
I had to pull a Gina, do a whole police
report all that, and it's saying the phones at some
casino right now. I keep tracking it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
But oh I love that, but you go get it out.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I mean, menace, let's go all right, Menas loves.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
That kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Home Goods is the happiest of places.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You would think, So, yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
My wife and I just did the same resort that
we go to every year. It's our fifteenth trip to
this resort wrap. Our anniversary was on Saturday, our seventeenth anniversary.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
God, and yeah, is that weird. That's weird and married
seventeen years.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Anyway, we went there for a honeymoon. We've only missed
two years going there in the time we've been married,
and we love it. Now we bring two other sets
of friends with us, like two other couples ago and
it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
So that's it's all.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Cheers. No, Jeers place is beautiful. It's super awesome, and
it's called Secrets Maroma Beach. People always ask that question,
Secrets Maroma Beach. It's adults only, so you can't bring
your stupid kids.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's even more.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Perfect nice, that's the way to do it. Yeah, but
do you ever find that if you go to the
same place again, you can't recreate the magic. This place
is maintained. It's awesomeness because we.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Go there with very limited expectation, meaning that it's you're
always going to get incredible service. We know, the rooms
are incredible. The beach is phenomenal. That's the beach where
they film those Corona commercials. They film them on location
at the resort, you know, to find your beach commercials.
So the beach is beautiful. It's always in the top
ten beaches of the world every single year. Uh so
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it's it's fantastic. And so that we just go there
to sleep in. Uh h hit up the beach and
that's pretty much it.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
And see your little your little senior buddy.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh yeah, we get to see their kuwate. They look
like their combination of like raccoons and monkeys. Yeah, yeah,
I fed them to pringles. They love it. And the
thing is, we know so many people now we see
the staff on a regular, you know, annual base and
they recognize us and they go, oh and they'll bring me
pringles to give to the kawate. Yeah, they're like oh
for yeah, and then of course you know other activities
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and so yeah, it's good because you get away from
the kids.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It's important.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
It's it's that's why I say you got to do that. Yeah,
all cheers, no jeers.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I just looked at up The average life spent up
a Kuwaitia seven to eight years, so you've probably been
the same one for many years.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, one s and then like the one I saw
that as a baby this year.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
College. Yeah, they're so cute. They're so cute.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
What he is?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
The phone number? You can set us a text if
you like, over to two two nine eight seven. Still
plenty more to cover about what everybody did while we
were on break, but we do have to take a
break here and then we'll come back. I have a
question for for Morgan, because you know, apparently Morgan loves to,
you know, great things on a scale of one to ten.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
She's always like, oh, I'd give it a seven. Yeah,
you know, I don't know, maybe a six or a
seven or you know, I give that a nine, sometimes
an eight.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Sometimes sometimes she's oh, you know, this is.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Total eight, you know, and then you know we can
chop it up about that. But anyway, so Morgan, on
a scale one to ten, I'm gonna ask her to
h to give me her opinion because she's, you know,
very much about this. That's how she can exactly all right, exactly.
That's coming up next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Hangout right back.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
This is and we are back vacation over, which is good.
I think everybody had a great time. You went to
uh just trying to hang out. You're just like doing
like the homebody thing. That's Break's favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But I also had a visit from the parents, so
it was good to have together time and very little drama.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
How are they doing.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They're doing okay, doing pretty well. So they came to you,
they came to me.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Good even better, which was even better.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And had time to you know, just kind of live
everyday life, but they were part of it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Do you get drunk with your parents?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Oh yeah, my mom of all people, was the one
who threw down the most. Oh my god, Like I
was done for the night, and she said, we got
another bottle here that we can open, like the show
I was watching the Morgan do the chuck like. She
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doesn't believe in leaving open bottle of champagne, so she
top it off and then even in the morning there
was some little champagne in the bottle and I said,
and she said, well, this is going to go to
waste if we don't drink it now, because it's gonna
get flat. And I said, just drink it out of
the bottle.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Okay, so I have She's standing in my kitchen just drinking.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Was It was a good time. It was really nice.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah. Did you do like any kind of like bottle
flipping tricks like Fridays?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh? I wish this is.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
All right? Back from break. Everybody had a nice week
while we were gone, a little break from us as well.
Everybody came back. It's gotta be nice, yeah, be freshed. Menace.
You went to uh the Caribbean.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
I went to Puerto Rico for a couple of days.
I went to the Bad Bunny Show that was super fun.
He's like pretty much just taking over Puerto Rico and
brought like hundreds of millions of dollars to.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Puerto Rico, so that's really cool.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And just taking over an entire arena.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Super fun.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
But then I left and I went to the Bahamas
and I stayed at this place called Baja Mar, which
is a thousand acre resort that's broken up into like
three hotels. And one of the hotels is kind of
like the Four Seasons. The other one is kind of
like the Win Casino in Vegas, and the other one
is the SLS Hotel Hotel six now, no, that's LS Hotel.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
It took how Disney has different tiers.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They have like the quote budget yeah, mid tier, the
luxury one.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Man, I loved it.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
It was like crystal clear water. The sand is like
the softest sand I've ever felt. The food was like
over the top. Definitely recommend Baja Mare. Not a sponsor,
definitely should be, but I enjoyed that. I think my
gears though, is now you will not know who this
person is, but we have played audio from this guy
on the show before, and his name was Roland Ray SeaBASS.
(16:52):
You might remember him, but he was on the Zeus network. Yeah,
rolland Ray he died. Oh, Rolan Ray was not a
well individual. Just yeah, Roller Ray almost died before because
he would wear wigs and one of the wigs caught
fire and uh, he kind of burned up and that
was pretty bad. But he like always made wild claims
(17:15):
that Beyonce busting out jail kind of stuff, very funny
like online character.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
He passed away. But also just like I saw one
of my buddies, he's not doing well.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
And this is another person very active, goes hiking, mountain, biking,
you know, always staying healthy. Now has cancer, not looking
good and it's like.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
The prognosis, what does he have.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I don't know exactly what he has. He has not
shared that. Yeah, going through treatments and stuff. But he's
going through treatments.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah. And but this's not blows.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I mean we talked about this all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's always the person like super.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Active always yeah, and but now going through this kind.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Of thing, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
And then you see the people that don't do that
and they're a hole. Yeah, and they treat themselves terribly
and they're doing fine, well, allegedly doing fine.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well, eventually it catches up.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You know they say you never see like a eighty
five year old super fat guy. No, you know, No,
you don't. You just don't. You just don't see it.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Because you wither.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, Sea bass, what did you do for the week
of Well, I went to.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Get oral surgery.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Moral.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Yeah, just well because of TMJ nighttime clenching.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
From all the yeah, over all the years, right.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Because you clench. When you do that, it catches that. Yeah,
that's a transwing miss on that joke. But the point
doing this is that when you.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Do that, it can lead to gum recession, especially right
on your jawline, which is what I had. And there's
a couple of different ways to fix that. Number one
is they go to the roof of your mouth, uh,
slice off a piece of that and then tape it
on to where your gums are. The other thing, which
is what I did, is they take two little meat hooks,
grab on your gums, yank them up, and then bio
(19:13):
glue them back onto your teeth where they belong.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And that's what I got.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Okay, were you out cold for this?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
No, I'm a bad ass.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Number one, But number two, it's just it's you know,
they just suits you up full of a novacane or
whatever light a cane and whatever that is, and so
you do already is in fact, you may have noticed
I'm still a little bit puffy.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
So that's that.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
To be honest, I did know you were a little
bit more puffy. I'm like, damn, ready to go hard
on vacation, hit some buffets. I'm in my colin jos Era.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
So I have the same thing, and this hasn't been
suggested to me. So I gotta get meat hooks and
pull my gums.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
Well, that's the like the old the old way, which
is still a fine way. But the thing is when
they slice the roof of your mouth open, because that regenerates,
and it's also the thickness.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You need for your gums.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
You can you can only do so much of that
at a time, which for like a one off is fine,
but for like two different spots and they get it.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Done all at once. And I said, let's just do that.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I thought the receiving guns is one that you would
have to pull the gums down, not.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
So you have top and bottom teeth.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
True, Okay, I'm an idiot. I was like, wait, why
would they pull them down?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Not as dumb as my sea bask giving mouth parties
joke though.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
There you know that I think I'm stupid.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So with that means no, I can't play.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
I can't play trombone or trumpet for like five more wings,
and quite frankly, the mouth parties I cannot. I shouldn't
be blowing, blowing or spitting. I shouldn't be doing any
of that skin right right exactly. So yeah, sorry boys,
sorry fellas, but you didn't go anywhere. I just did
this well. I did a couple of small trips. I
had cheers. I went to one of the Oasis shows.
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I wouldn't have gone normally, but my buddys like a
super fan. Did you did you use the word biblical
to describe the experience? Was a good show in that
they have like a fifty because they're doing all you know, stadiums,
so they have this big fifty foot video wall. However,
Oasis they are fine band. I enjoyed their songs, but
like the lowest effort of because it's basically whichever the
skinny gallaghery is out there and you.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Just yes, sorry, moaning glory, you know, so on so forth.
They stage show.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
I think they're old men. I get it, but like
there's no moving around, there's no you know.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's you see the bar energy.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
They'd be good at the sphere quite frankly, and more
stuff behind the work right exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
But it is a wall of sound. Is that big
sound good?
Speaker 8 (21:33):
I mean, oh yeah, you know, and they gave they're
very they make a big deal of like the brothers
come out and hug each other before the thing.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Oh it's like a babe and this.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
But and it's a lot of if you want to
be around a bunch of drunken uh British and Irish
or English and Irish, they're they're there and they know
every word to like even the deep cuts. You really,
you really realize because I I to school with a
Englishman And what a big deal that band is for
the country. Yeah, like I said, they are the second.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Beatles truly pretty much.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
So that was cool to see.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
But oh but going back to the jeers here on
the way out, my friend's phone got stolen out of
his back pocket.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That is the second phone to go missing on the
wood show. Staff Morgan's got taken.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
At Good Home Good a big thing at festivals thought music.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
I thought, Morgan, up menace because but we're on the
floor at Oasis, which, by the way, not a cheap ticket.
I bet so the guy to get the guy I'm
assuming had to get access to the floor of Oasis,
that's a few hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
And then he's just out there and you know, grabbing phones.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
So there's guys. Well I know at least a music festivals.
You can look this up. They will sneak into the
festival in some way, steal like thirty phones at one time.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Make the economy work for scale, work for.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Right, and then just leave immediately and then they'll like
box him up and send him on a trump China.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Let me ask you a question, Morgan, where did you
put your phone? We had stolen it home goods. Did
you put it down somewhere?
Speaker 6 (23:02):
No, it was in my little purse. But dumb mistake
on my part. The purse was open. I didn't have a.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Symptoms peep in mind when women have their purses open.
I think about that. Don't you want it protected?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Was somebody literally set it out of your bag?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Though?
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
In a safe space? Though that good?
Speaker 8 (23:17):
That's my thought too, is not my the his friend
of a friend had it in his back pocket. I
remember when I was a little little kid watching a
news report about how don't put your wallet in your
back pocket because phone then and I've always phone and
wallet right in front of me all the time, and
here I got mine.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I realized that my phone I had a setting on
there because when I'm out in the ocean listening to music,
it was a pain in the ass to have to
enter the passcode for the phone every time to change
a song or to do whatever. So I want to
go turn the pass code off. Don't do that, no, no,
But in order to do that, I had a thing,
a feature activated. It's like an anti theft thing where
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you can't do any of those things that would either
turn to find my feature off or the pass code
off or any of those things, change any of that
stuff without giving a one hour waiting period.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Oh so make sure to you.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, it gives it a cat so that way, like
your if your phone goes missing from home goods, you
have an hour to realize that it's gone and still
be able to track it before anybody can like turn
it off, do anything.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It was. It was.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It was pretty cool. I didn't realize that was the
thing interesting? Yeah, So like my question is like what
would you do, like if you can't do all that stuff,
Like what would you do with the phone?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Just get people to buy it? You get like what's
the end game?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Like you can't use it?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Two things either one, yeah, you get idiots to buy
it in a parking lot from you, right, and then
or you just break it apart for the pieces. Like
when you sell it to.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
These guys work for a ring.
Speaker 8 (24:41):
They boxed like minister sat and you box one hundred
of them, shive it back to China, you get I
don't know, twenty five bucks a phone maybe, yeah, as
the thief, would you go.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Anywhere I did?
Speaker 9 (24:50):
I went to Tahoe South, like Tahoe Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
The friends of a cabin there pretty so pretty yeah,
really nice.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Yeah, and oh my god, there was a sunset over
Emerald Bay that was all paint and purple and the
whole thing oh beautiful. And I did so many outdoorsy things,
you guys, but it was.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Still you're here, just you go with your family or
to go friends, and.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Uh, it was all to get drinks though, like roade
bikes got drinks on.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
The lake, right, But I rode a bike. Yeah, I
haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 9 (25:19):
And I went on a boat out around the lake
again drinking on the boat.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It was very pretty.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Did you go to that hotel where you can swim
across the pool from California Nevada?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's pretty cool. Yeah, dumb name.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Well it is what it is exactly.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
What I guess I know exactly because they have a
Calnava casino as well. At first I went there like, oh, oh,
it's the two States way to go, but like it
does it as a as a as a portmanteau.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
It sucks.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
But the pool is cool though, because they have a
line and one size says Nevada, the other one.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Says, yeah, it's really.
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
There's a place in South like Tahoe. It's like gar woods,
like Reva Grill, I think if something. It's it's called
the wet Woody. Oh yeah, they sell like hats and
all that kind of stuff with like wet Woody. Yeah,
like there was like a big red like trumpetan hats
and make Woody wet again.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Or something like that.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
How much merch do you have?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
So a friend of mine bought that for me, of course.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Wait, is that the place that has the boats, like
the wind of Boats?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I went there, I guess didn't.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Remember the name, but yeah, I went and got a
drink there looking at the water on the boat.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
You would have remembered the name if it was cool
like cal Neva, right see ye, So.
Speaker 9 (26:32):
Yeah, that was a lot of fun. My jeers though,
is that I played against Lamar Jackson in fantasy over
the weekend and he got like thirty points and now
I'm screwed because he did so well yesterday and I'm pissed.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Is that a surprise?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I don't know what any of this means.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Yeah, that means the guy who she guy who played
against her in Fantasy football, had Lamar Jackson on his
roster than.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I thought you have. I played.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Yeah, I don't like, don't all the points that he
was projected for. I mean, it could have been worse.
It could have been Josh Allen that I was playing against.
But who ended up with thirty eight points?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Like?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (27:09):
I mean, I know the game last night was the name,
but well, all of a sudden, I checked Fantasy this morning.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
What's your team name?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
That was the name of your fantasy team.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Oh okay, so I haven't crochet all day, well because
because they'll just auto generate for you, like Yahoo Sports
if you don't pick one.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
So the last few years has been my auto generated
name by.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yahoo, which is Sam's Swag Team.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Oh you deressed taking the time.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
To Justin Bieber just dropped swag too.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Oh so then I guess I'm pretty hippopo.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
You can send us a text over to two to
ninety seven.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
We got some more.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
What did you show next?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hang up?
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Hey, if you feel like you could be as last
China
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Show, we'll be right back.
What's one thing you would say to people at ninety three,
I would so.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The world, Oh yes, oh my good I no come
near my house the woody, Oh, we're in two another
new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct world. On
a Monday morning. It's September the eighth, twenty twenty five.
On Boody. That's Greg Gory h Menace is here. What
(00:29):
is up, Woody. There's Gina grass Sea Bass is here.
We've got Sammy Morgan's here, and we're taking your calls
eight seven, seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us
up with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Everybody's back and rejuvenated, I would assume, yeah, re energize,
what's refreshed? Yeah, yeah, your batteries have been shown. My
(00:51):
son used some phrase on my wife and I the
other day. We left our ass off.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It was so gen zo. So it was we had
this whole commonation about being a little bit more self
less and more selfish, you know. And I said, hey,
because my uh my stepmother was hanging out with the
kids while my wife and I were in Mexico, and
uh my my stepmother like just basically just would drop
(01:18):
him off and pick him up from work the entire
time that she was there, because she was only there
for a few days. And she's like, yeah, I didn't
really get to spend much time with him, and you know,
just because you're just dropping him off. And I'm like,
I said, what about when he got home from work?
She says, no, no, he got home and like basically
went right to bed. I'm like, okay, So I'm like,
have this conversation about think of other people and consider
other people. I said, so, you know, but I worked
(01:39):
until like eight o'clock at night. I'm like, you, I
worked all day. I go, okay, everybody does that, dude,
get used to it. Everybody does that. I said, but
like when you have family, your grandma's here, she wants
to see you, like spending a little bit of time
with you, just you know, well, after working all day,
my social battery is drained. I go, are you my
(02:00):
do my wife?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And I my wife? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
We laughed right in his face, like your social battery,
I said, where the hell did you hear and learn
about that?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You got to stop that down, dude.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, it was just a little conversation about being a
little bit more self self less, self less, selfish with
your time and you know, like looking out for other people.
You know, he's not bad about that, but like just
a little bit a little aware. You're sixteen, little little
little awareness. But it seems like, I mean, Sammy, you
didn't really go anywhere, and Menace you went somewhere. Greg
(02:36):
stayed home, of course, but like, dude, Gina myself, Menace Morgan. Yeah,
you went on a you went to Hawaii. I saw
a bunch of pictures from from your stuff. And dude,
you went on like basically a what'd you call like
a buddy moon?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Oh yeah, it was a buddy man.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
We changed it from a honeymoon because it was confusing
people to a buddy moon.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, you did the like a couple of lesbians. Like
all the pictures lesbian. It was all lesbians.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Looked very much like a lesbian couple.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Thank you. We felt adorable, little share Yeah it was.
I literally went on my honeymoon. The catch was I
just didn't go with my husband. This was the honeymoon
I was supposed to go on. Sammy went on my honeymoon.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I did with the man friend.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, with that guy that she claims that she did
all this romantic stuff which never hooked.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It wasn't romantic, it was just romantic.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I'm just saying, I ain't going on that trip.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Up.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
I thought.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I thought of Sammy so many times.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I actually had to text her because, uh we snorkeled
between the tech time.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Where did you even go to Iceland?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Went to Iceland?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Sorry, went to Iceland, snorkeled between the Eurasian North American continent,
which was a dream of mine.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I had to text Sammy right afterwards.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
We also slept in the Bubble Hotel in in beds
that are pushed together. But Sammy, you had another option
because we slept.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Foot to head, so that was just better for us.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Okay, so we did that, but we had a great time.
Best Greg, I wish I could have brought it.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Back for you.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
The best cinnamon rolls on the planets and Iceland when
they do have Costco and we went and we compared
their hot dogs to our hot dogs, which were great,
and they have fried onions on theirs. Loved going to
Costco and Iceland. So the most magnificent waterfalls and wonders
of the world. Took a zodiac boat to the glaciers,
which I think you might have done too, So that
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was awesome around.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
These little icebergs.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
And and oh, by the way, surf and turf in
Iceland is not steak and lobster.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It is horse and whale. Yep, whale.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Whale is common there.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Whale which I actually did want to try the horse
because everyone said it was so good, but I couldn't
commit to a whole plate of horse. Was just if
someone offered me a bite.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I would have had it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I wouldn't mean I mean, obviously I wouldn't get because
I love horses too much. But apparently they're very like dogs.
Not as much as dogs. I don't love them as
much as dogs, but it's pretty close. They're very dying.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, what if you had the choice between horse and whale,
what are you going with? I think I would do.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
Hor whale all day whales.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I have no affection toward whale.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
But I do have a very very small jeers about Iceland.
Besides being very expensive, which they are keenly aware of,
in the entire country, entire country of Iceland, there is
not one goddamn diet coke.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
They don't have it, they don't sell it. I just
settle for coke zero, which I.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Do not like.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
And but you know what, pepsi max. That one's not bad.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh, the pepsi zero sugar nut Pepsi max.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
That's what they call it. Pepsi max.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Iceland's very healthy. They don't have McDonald's, Nobody Donalds. They
keep the last burger and I ever sold them like
two thousand and nine on its play because it has
an age.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
The butter is incredible.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
I've brought this up before, like overseas, like diet really
isn't a thing. It's just either regular or zero.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, but that's yeah, zero is diet.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, exactly changed the name.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I just missed my chemicals.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't call it diet.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
So the first thing on the way home from the airport,
the first thing we did was pull into McDonald's and
get the diet coke of my dreams.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Okay, so let me ask you a question. So you
did this trip with your girlfriend, Yeah, not girlfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
But best Sadly sky Lagoon Blue Lagoon?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Is Andy is your actual husband? Was he not interested
in doing this trip?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Like? How did this become?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
We had a little come to Jesus talk a few
months ago, and I had been building up to this.
I had been working on this in my head for
more than a year because I in my heart, I
haven't traveled in years. It's something I love, it's something
I wish I could do more of, but because of
our schedule and with my step son, it's just not possible.
(06:52):
So we never we our honeymoon, I called it a
halfy moon. Was we went to Hawaii one time after
we got married, from a Thursday to a Tuesday, and
that was our honeymoon because that's all we could get
off from our custody schedule. So and now you know,
it's different and he's with us full time, and I
finally just had to work up the nerve to tell Andy, like,
I love you and I would love to travel with you,
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but you and our circumstances are not going to stop
me from doing it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I have to do it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
It's okay, it's something I love.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
And now that you guys have custody full time, you
have to figure something out with some parent, That's what
I say.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So like either his parents, your mom, yes.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Like like somebody comes out and stays with him, or
like I have a couple of people that.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Do amazing and I started planning that season.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
They're great, like the people that we would have even
if you like a few days like these are you know,
there's three different girls. They're all at least in their
late twenties early thirties.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Love that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, it's just get to get him in school, get
them home, take them from the activity, and then make
sure the house isn't burned down. That's what I's that's
all it's required because you and your husband shouldn't not
do things just because like you got to make sure
that you can still do these things and make it happen.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Put your life on hold.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
It's I want to go like, no, no, you're not invited.
You can go when you make money and you go.
And I'm trying to play. Send him to grandma in
the Midwest.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, you could do that too, do that's even cool?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Him, My mom would put me on a plane. My
mom would put me on a plane. When I was
a kid, I could travel alone on a company minor.
Oh yeah, and it was great. It's so cool.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I would love that for him.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
And didn't you say you would spend your summers with
your grandparents?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Yeah, every single summer I would my cousins and I
we lived at my grandma's house. I might need to
time of my life.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
So it re sparked me all my happiness. My social
battery is charged.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Morgan, you went to Hawaii with Cabo?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah, yeah we did.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And so Gina was talking about how expensive r trip was.
How expensive was your trip to how much it it
ended up costing you?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Me zero dollar?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Your dog?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
A boyfriend's pretty great.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I didn't even get a boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I had to pay for one thing on the trip.
I was just when you write to the car no, no,
no tamps. Oh I'm not going to make him pay
for the tamp.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
That's so sad for Cobbo. He pays with this whole
thing and she's on her pure.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Yeah. Well I did other things, Okay, don't worry about Okay, okay,
but no, I fully suggest having a boyfriend who has
a great job.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And moddy okay, not dating losers.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Yeah, ladies, you got to try it some day. It's nice.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
So wait that rental card she rented like this convertible Porsche.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, twenty five boxer Porsche.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
By the way, it's not Greg will correct you every
single time. Or did you just drive around by yourself
or was he with you?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
He was with me, but I said, I did all
the driving. I'm a weirdo. I'm a car girl. So
we literally drove the whole island of o Wahoo and
he drove maybe like fifteen minutes, but I was driving
for a good eight hours.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
All the pictures it looked like Morgan was doing this
by herself, and I'm thinking, like, man, he paid for
it and then just got left behind.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
No, he was there.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
He was there, but shout out to him because that
was one of my things I wanted to do there.
And then surfing. We got to surf. I'd never surf before,
and it's awesome.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Of course you love it.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
It's so fun. And then I just felt like a
natural out there. You know, Tan Skin.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Were you able to stand the first time surfing?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah, I got up every time.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I didn't impressive.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I wasn't staying up like riding the whole wave out,
but I got up.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
That's really cool.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Good core.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So what was what was the If you had to
pick like one highlight, the best.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Thing you did would be between driving the Porsche and surfing. Honestly,
sounds so fun. But I will say if I can
add of years. And someone stole my phone the day
before I left out and Greg, guess where I was?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Uh airport?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
No, I was at Home Goods trash, yeah right, Greg,
with my mom and they took it out of my purse.
I had to pull a Gina, do a whole police
report all that, and it's saying the phones at some
casino right now. I keep tracking it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
But oh I love that, but you go get it out.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I mean, menace, let's go all right, Menas loves.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
That kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Home Goods is the happiest of places.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You would think, So, yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
My wife and I just did the same resort that
we go to every year. It's our fifteenth trip to
this resort wrap. Our anniversary was on Saturday, our seventeenth anniversary.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
God, and yeah, is that weird. That's weird and married
seventeen years.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Anyway, we went there for a honeymoon. We've only missed
two years going there in the time we've been married,
and we love it. Now we bring two other sets
of friends with us, like two other couples ago and
it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
So that's it's all.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Cheers. No, Jeers place is beautiful. It's super awesome, and
it's called Secrets Maroma Beach. People always ask that question,
Secrets Maroma Beach. It's adults only, so you can't bring
your stupid kids.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's even more.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Perfect nice, that's the way to do it. Yeah, but
do you ever find that if you go to the
same place again, you can't recreate the magic. This place
is maintained. It's awesomeness because we.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Go there with very limited expectation, meaning that it's you're
always going to get incredible service. We know, the rooms
are incredible. The beach is phenomenal. That's the beach where
they film those Corona commercials. They film them on location
at the resort, you know, to find your beach commercials.
So the beach is beautiful. It's always in the top
ten beaches of the world every single year. Uh so
(12:19):
it's it's fantastic. And so that we just go there
to sleep in. Uh h hit up the beach and
that's pretty much it.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
And see your little your little senior buddy.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh yeah, we get to see their kuwate. They look
like their combination of like raccoons and monkeys. Yeah, yeah,
I fed them to pringles. They love it. And the
thing is, we know so many people now we see
the staff on a regular, you know, annual base and
they recognize us and they go, oh and they'll bring me
pringles to give to the kawate. Yeah, they're like oh
for yeah, and then of course you know other activities
(12:52):
and so yeah, it's good because you get away from
the kids.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It's important.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
It's it's that's why I say you got to do that. Yeah,
all cheers, no jeers.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I just looked at up The average life spent up
a Kuwaitia seven to eight years, so you've probably been
the same one for many years.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, one s and then like the one I saw
that as a baby this year.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
College. Yeah, they're so cute. They're so cute.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
What he is?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
The phone number? You can set us a text if
you like, over to two two nine eight seven. Still
plenty more to cover about what everybody did while we
were on break, but we do have to take a
break here and then we'll come back. I have a
question for for Morgan, because you know, apparently Morgan loves to,
you know, great things on a scale of one to ten.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
She's always like, oh, I'd give it a seven. Yeah,
you know, I don't know, maybe a six or a
seven or you know, I give that a nine, sometimes
an eight.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Sometimes sometimes she's oh, you know, this is.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Total eight, you know, and then you know we can
chop it up about that. But anyway, so Morgan, on
a scale one to ten, I'm gonna ask her to
h to give me her opinion because she's, you know,
very much about this. That's how she can exactly all right, exactly.
That's coming up next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Hangout right back.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
This is and we are back vacation over, which is good.
I think everybody had a great time. You went to
uh just trying to hang out. You're just like doing
like the homebody thing. That's Break's favorite thing.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But I also had a visit from the parents, so
it was good to have together time and very little drama.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
How are they doing.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They're doing okay, doing pretty well. So they came to you,
they came to me.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Good even better, which was even better.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And had time to you know, just kind of live
everyday life, but they were part of it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Do you get drunk with your parents?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Oh yeah, my mom of all people, was the one
who threw down the most. Oh my god, Like I
was done for the night, and she said, we got
another bottle here that we can open, like the show
I was watching the Morgan do the chuck like. She
(14:58):
doesn't believe in leaving open bottle of champagne, so she
top it off and then even in the morning there
was some little champagne in the bottle and I said,
and she said, well, this is going to go to
waste if we don't drink it now, because it's gonna
get flat. And I said, just drink it out of
the bottle.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Okay, so I have She's standing in my kitchen just drinking.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Was It was a good time. It was really nice.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah. Did you do like any kind of like bottle
flipping tricks like Fridays?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Oh? I wish this is.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
All right? Back from break. Everybody had a nice week
while we were gone, a little break from us as well.
Everybody came back. It's gotta be nice, yeah, be freshed. Menace.
You went to uh the Caribbean.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
I went to Puerto Rico for a couple of days.
I went to the Bad Bunny Show that was super fun.
He's like pretty much just taking over Puerto Rico and
brought like hundreds of millions of dollars to.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Puerto Rico, so that's really cool.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And just taking over an entire arena.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Super fun.
Speaker 7 (15:59):
But then I left and I went to the Bahamas
and I stayed at this place called Baja Mar, which
is a thousand acre resort that's broken up into like
three hotels. And one of the hotels is kind of
like the Four Seasons. The other one is kind of
like the Win Casino in Vegas, and the other one
is the SLS Hotel Hotel six now, no, that's LS Hotel.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
It took how Disney has different tiers.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
They have like the quote budget yeah, mid tier, the
luxury one.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Man, I loved it.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
It was like crystal clear water. The sand is like
the softest sand I've ever felt. The food was like
over the top. Definitely recommend Baja Mare. Not a sponsor,
definitely should be, but I enjoyed that. I think my
gears though, is now you will not know who this
person is, but we have played audio from this guy
on the show before, and his name was Roland Ray SeaBASS.
(16:52):
You might remember him, but he was on the Zeus network. Yeah,
rolland Ray he died. Oh, Rolan Ray was not a
well individual. Just yeah, Roller Ray almost died before because
he would wear wigs and one of the wigs caught
fire and uh, he kind of burned up and that
was pretty bad. But he like always made wild claims
(17:15):
that Beyonce busting out jail kind of stuff, very funny
like online character.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
He passed away. But also just like I saw one
of my buddies, he's not doing well.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
And this is another person very active, goes hiking, mountain, biking,
you know, always staying healthy. Now has cancer, not looking
good and it's like.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
The prognosis, what does he have.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I don't know exactly what he has. He has not
shared that. Yeah, going through treatments and stuff. But he's
going through treatments.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah. And but this's not blows.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I mean we talked about this all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's always the person like super.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Active always yeah, and but now going through this kind.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Of thing, it sucks.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
And then you see the people that don't do that
and they're a hole. Yeah, and they treat themselves terribly
and they're doing fine, well, allegedly doing fine.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Well, eventually it catches up.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You know they say you never see like a eighty
five year old super fat guy. No, you know, No,
you don't. You just don't. You just don't see it.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Because you wither.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, Sea bass, what did you do for the week
of Well, I went to.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Get oral surgery.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Moral.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Yeah, just well because of TMJ nighttime clenching.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
From all the yeah, over all the years, right.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Because you clench. When you do that, it catches that. Yeah,
that's a transwing miss on that joke. But the point
doing this is that when you.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Do that, it can lead to gum recession, especially right
on your jawline, which is what I had. And there's
a couple of different ways to fix that. Number one
is they go to the roof of your mouth, uh,
slice off a piece of that and then tape it
on to where your gums are. The other thing, which
is what I did, is they take two little meat hooks,
grab on your gums, yank them up, and then bio
(19:13):
glue them back onto your teeth where they belong.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And that's what I got.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Okay, were you out cold for this?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
No, I'm a bad ass.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
Number one, But number two, it's just it's you know,
they just suits you up full of a novacane or
whatever light a cane and whatever that is, and so
you do already is in fact, you may have noticed
I'm still a little bit puffy.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
So that's that.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
To be honest, I did know you were a little
bit more puffy. I'm like, damn, ready to go hard
on vacation, hit some buffets. I'm in my colin jos Era.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
So I have the same thing, and this hasn't been
suggested to me. So I gotta get meat hooks and
pull my gums.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
Well, that's the like the old the old way, which
is still a fine way. But the thing is when
they slice the roof of your mouth open, because that regenerates,
and it's also the thickness.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You need for your gums.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
You can you can only do so much of that
at a time, which for like a one off is fine,
but for like two different spots and they get it.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Done all at once. And I said, let's just do that.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I thought the receiving guns is one that you would
have to pull the gums down, not.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
So you have top and bottom teeth.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
True, Okay, I'm an idiot. I was like, wait, why
would they pull them down?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Not as dumb as my sea bask giving mouth parties
joke though.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
There you know that I think I'm stupid.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So with that means no, I can't play.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
I can't play trombone or trumpet for like five more wings,
and quite frankly, the mouth parties I cannot. I shouldn't
be blowing, blowing or spitting. I shouldn't be doing any
of that skin right right exactly. So yeah, sorry boys,
sorry fellas, but you didn't go anywhere. I just did
this well. I did a couple of small trips. I
had cheers. I went to one of the Oasis shows.
(20:54):
I wouldn't have gone normally, but my buddys like a
super fan. Did you did you use the word biblical
to describe the experience? Was a good show in that
they have like a fifty because they're doing all you know, stadiums,
so they have this big fifty foot video wall. However,
Oasis they are fine band. I enjoyed their songs, but
like the lowest effort of because it's basically whichever the
skinny gallaghery is out there and you.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Just yes, sorry, moaning glory, you know, so on so forth.
They stage show.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
I think they're old men. I get it, but like
there's no moving around, there's no you know.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
It's you see the bar energy.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
They'd be good at the sphere quite frankly, and more
stuff behind the work right exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
But it is a wall of sound. Is that big
sound good?
Speaker 8 (21:33):
I mean, oh yeah, you know, and they gave they're
very they make a big deal of like the brothers
come out and hug each other before the thing.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Oh it's like a babe and this.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
But and it's a lot of if you want to
be around a bunch of drunken uh British and Irish
or English and Irish, they're they're there and they know
every word to like even the deep cuts. You really,
you really realize because I I to school with a
Englishman And what a big deal that band is for
the country. Yeah, like I said, they are the second.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Beatles truly pretty much.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
So that was cool to see.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
But oh but going back to the jeers here on
the way out, my friend's phone got stolen out of
his back pocket.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
That is the second phone to go missing on the
wood show. Staff Morgan's got taken.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
At Good Home Good a big thing at festivals thought music.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
I thought, Morgan, up menace because but we're on the
floor at Oasis, which, by the way, not a cheap ticket.
I bet so the guy to get the guy I'm
assuming had to get access to the floor of Oasis,
that's a few hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
And then he's just out there and you know, grabbing phones.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
So there's guys. Well I know at least a music festivals.
You can look this up. They will sneak into the
festival in some way, steal like thirty phones at one time.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Make the economy work for scale, work for.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Right, and then just leave immediately and then they'll like
box him up and send him on a trump China.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Let me ask you a question, Morgan, where did you
put your phone? We had stolen it home goods. Did
you put it down somewhere?
Speaker 6 (23:02):
No, it was in my little purse. But dumb mistake
on my part. The purse was open. I didn't have a.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Symptoms peep in mind when women have their purses open.
I think about that. Don't you want it protected?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Was somebody literally set it out of your bag?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Though?
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
In a safe space? Though that good?
Speaker 8 (23:17):
That's my thought too, is not my the his friend
of a friend had it in his back pocket. I
remember when I was a little little kid watching a
news report about how don't put your wallet in your
back pocket because phone then and I've always phone and
wallet right in front of me all the time, and
here I got mine.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I realized that my phone I had a setting on
there because when I'm out in the ocean listening to music,
it was a pain in the ass to have to
enter the passcode for the phone every time to change
a song or to do whatever. So I want to
go turn the pass code off. Don't do that, no, no,
But in order to do that, I had a thing,
a feature activated. It's like an anti theft thing where
(23:55):
you can't do any of those things that would either
turn to find my feature off or the pass code
off or any of those things, change any of that
stuff without giving a one hour waiting period.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Oh so make sure to you.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, it gives it a cat so that way, like
your if your phone goes missing from home goods, you
have an hour to realize that it's gone and still
be able to track it before anybody can like turn
it off, do anything.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It was. It was.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
It was pretty cool. I didn't realize that was the
thing interesting? Yeah, So like my question is like what
would you do, like if you can't do all that stuff,
Like what would you do with the phone?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Just get people to buy it? You get like what's
the end game?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Like you can't use it?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
Two things either one, yeah, you get idiots to buy
it in a parking lot from you, right, and then
or you just break it apart for the pieces. Like
when you sell it to.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
These guys work for a ring.
Speaker 8 (24:41):
They boxed like minister sat and you box one hundred
of them, shive it back to China, you get I
don't know, twenty five bucks a phone maybe, yeah, as
the thief, would you go.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Anywhere I did?
Speaker 9 (24:50):
I went to Tahoe South, like Tahoe Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
The friends of a cabin there pretty so pretty yeah,
really nice.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Yeah, and oh my god, there was a sunset over
Emerald Bay that was all paint and purple and the
whole thing oh beautiful. And I did so many outdoorsy things,
you guys, but it was.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Still you're here, just you go with your family or
to go friends, and.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Uh, it was all to get drinks though, like roade
bikes got drinks on.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
The lake, right, But I rode a bike. Yeah, I
haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 9 (25:19):
And I went on a boat out around the lake
again drinking on the boat.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It was very pretty.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
Did you go to that hotel where you can swim
across the pool from California Nevada?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's pretty cool. Yeah, dumb name.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Well it is what it is exactly.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
What I guess I know exactly because they have a
Calnava casino as well. At first I went there like, oh, oh,
it's the two States way to go, but like it
does it as a as a as a portmanteau.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
It sucks.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
But the pool is cool though, because they have a
line and one size says Nevada, the other one.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Says, yeah, it's really.
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
There's a place in South like Tahoe. It's like gar woods,
like Reva Grill, I think if something. It's it's called
the wet Woody. Oh yeah, they sell like hats and
all that kind of stuff with like wet Woody. Yeah,
like there was like a big red like trumpetan hats
and make Woody wet again.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Or something like that.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
How much merch do you have?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
So a friend of mine bought that for me, of course.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Wait, is that the place that has the boats, like
the wind of Boats?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
I went there, I guess didn't.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
Remember the name, but yeah, I went and got a
drink there looking at the water on the boat.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
You would have remembered the name if it was cool
like cal Neva, right see ye, So.
Speaker 9 (26:32):
Yeah, that was a lot of fun. My jeers though,
is that I played against Lamar Jackson in fantasy over
the weekend and he got like thirty points and now
I'm screwed because he did so well yesterday and I'm pissed.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Is that a surprise?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I don't know what any of this means.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Yeah, that means the guy who she guy who played
against her in Fantasy football, had Lamar Jackson on his
roster than.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
I thought you have. I played.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Yeah, I don't like, don't all the points that he
was projected for. I mean, it could have been worse.
It could have been Josh Allen that I was playing against.
But who ended up with thirty eight points?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Like?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (27:09):
I mean, I know the game last night was the name,
but well, all of a sudden, I checked Fantasy this morning.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
What's your team name?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
That was the name of your fantasy team.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Oh okay, so I haven't crochet all day, well because
because they'll just auto generate for you, like Yahoo Sports
if you don't pick one.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
So the last few years has been my auto generated
name by.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yahoo, which is Sam's Swag Team.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Oh you deressed taking the time.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
To Justin Bieber just dropped swag too.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Oh so then I guess I'm pretty hippopo.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
You can send us a text over to two to
ninety seven.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
We got some more.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
What did you show next?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hang up?
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Hey, if you feel like you could be as last
China
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Show, we'll be right back.
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