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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Actually he's the best thing not being Asian, honestly. The White.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
The show and we are into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning. It's
September the ninth, twenty twenty five. Body, Greg Minnies, Gina Seed,
Bess you Yeah. Sammy Morgan is here. We are taking
your calls eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Woodie.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
He just has a text over to two two nine
eight seven. Sea Bass has.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Some ooh dugan news.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
For us this hour. I have some news of the South.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh to share a couple of different stories, starting with
one that gives keeps getting sent to us pops up
at revertime is a raccoon. Oh yeah, I'll talk about
this baby raccoon ended up hell away after eating some
fermented peaches out of a dumpster at a moonshine distillery
in Kentucky. Yeah nice, A good thing for mister raccoon.

(01:10):
This nurse, this woman named Misty Combs, she was nearby
able to give the thing CPR to save its life yours.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It was so turned up.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Dumpster raccoon getting CPR from this woman. This nurse just
happens to be walking by. Here's what she said.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
So, our health apartment is right beside of Kentucky MIA's Moonshine.
They had put some fermented peaches in their dumpster, and
I guess the two baby raccoons had got into the
dumpster and they were stuck. Everybody that was a renal
was like, it's dead. I mean, it's just not gonna
make it immediately. I just started doing CPR on it.

(01:46):
I was tinkled today that he was able to join
its mom again. Poor little raccoon.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
I hope it stays out the dumpster acohol? And how
dare you not warn us about a fun accent?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yea good God did say News of the South. We
could pipe her in every day to talk about b.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I had dumb ass Tyler looking into the story, and
he mentioned something it's worth pointing out that she gave
this wild animal, possibly rabid because it's a raccoon, say
that dump She gave this thing CPR after finding it
face down in dumpster water.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
She is a here.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Chest.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, compressions but animals.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, it was taking to the local vets office to
sober up. It was brought back to the same parking
lot the next day and released back into the file.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
And now it's that's a feel good story right there.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
I always think, I don't know lately, you know, when
you when you were younger and you got really really wasted,
like blackout drunk, brouh, Like, how close were you to death?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Like that raccoon? Because I've been that drunk.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
Oh yeah, I've bared dumpsters, you know, and I've like
I've you know, seen stories of like guys that they
get in a bathtub and they're super wasted and they
start puking, and that's drown your own puke.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, I've never blacked out neither.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Yow.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Then you haven't lived so many that drunk. It's never
where I don't remember stuff, you know. Look, I've drank
my weight in tequila. I've been I mean, Greg, you
know like we've been, we've been mega smashed, But I've
never blacked out. Part of me has always believed that

(03:35):
when people, oh I blacked out, that's just because they
know they did something that they wouldn't normally do. That's
just their way of disconnecting from the responsibility.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
For me, who's never blacked out, So you're for.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
Sure rolling blank tape like you don't like you're.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
I mean Sammy, I mean I've never gotten so Sammy
wasted where I ended up in a jail right.

Speaker 9 (03:59):
Well it was the drunk tape, let's be clear, ye,
but yeah, I mean I barely remember most nights of
college honestly all the time.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, so easy, Like, I don't understand how you.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Don't exactly you wasted all that time at Yelle. Crazy.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Oh, there's times you mind to erase everything and it's
a it's a like a defense mechanism.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Because it probably alcoholism.

Speaker 10 (04:20):
It is.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Yeah, you probably did stuff that you would normally never
ever do.

Speaker 11 (04:24):
Is probably the most recent person in here who's blacked
out show.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Events, absolutely, And there's times I wake up and I
don't remember going getting back to my room. I don't
remember how I got dressed, I don't remember anything.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I can't I can't wrap my head around that. Wow,
they've never done it.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
Like the last thing I remember was I sat down
on that couch and all of a sudden, you're like
in a different place.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I remember getting back to the hotel or getting back
to my house and laying down, and that's where I
passed out. Like where you say black out. Yeah, Like
we were walking down the street and I woke up
at home.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Well, we've got plenty of where I told you. I
I wake up the next morning and there's a full
plate of of I didn't even eat.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It at all it Yeah, remember ordering it? Yeah, don't
remember ordering it all at all?

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, are phenomenon.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Some other news of the South. Four year old boy
North Carolina was sent to the hospital after a copperhead
snake bit him at the daycare. So he was playing
near a sandbox and bit him on the hand. Now,
the boys aunt was on the local news and she
was talking about what happened. Fun accent.

Speaker 12 (05:32):
I'll warn you that the director got up said he
got snake bit. My first thought was why didn't they
count on one one? My second thing was like does
the parents even know about the other parents?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, so here's again this this, this is where the
this is where the daycare miss done messed up because
they did not call nine one one. So he had
this care yeah getting bit by this snake.

Speaker 13 (05:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
They did not call nine one one, and when the
when the parents were called, they told them initially that
the hand was swollen due to a splinter. They didn't
even mentioned the ve They didn't mention the snake until
they arrived and they go, oh, yeah, he was he
was bitten by a snake.

Speaker 12 (06:13):
Kid.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Kids can be fine, by the way.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
And I guess one of the workers of the daycare
killed the snake before they did anything else.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, that's so. I mean, you know.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Naturalized, you give that kids to a hospital right away.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Are dangerous? No, not copperheads.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
No copperheads, little pets.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I don't know which ones are the diamond shape the venoms?

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Please?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Uh uh?

Speaker 11 (06:44):
Is that because they have that's where their glands are
for their venom? Is that those big, big puffy cheeks
like I had, is in venom poison? It's about where
it comes your poisons on the outside of your body. Typically,
this is like one of those things people always make.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You'll say, oh it's a poison, it's a venomous snake,
thank you. It's a distinction. This This is h well,
is it not poison? It's my question? It's venom, right?
I mean, I don't know the distinction, but.

Speaker 8 (07:14):
I know there is a I said, yes, venom is poison,
but the key difference being delivery. Like you said, venom
is injected by an animal poison is.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
It seems like footing hair saying said when somebody says,
you stop somebody because they say it's a poisonous snake.
I understand, you know, I know it's saying. I understand
what you're saying. But like when you stop something, No,
it's it's a venomous snake. Yeah, okay, somebody, it's like
clip instead of magazine, Like we get it, gun guy.

Speaker 11 (07:38):
I think I think somebody who spent some time in
the outdoors, you think you understand the importance because if
you say, oh that, let's forget snakes, that that that
animal is venomous. Oh that that I can't let it
bite me as opposed to it, right, like like for
the frog, for instance, if you're in South America.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah right, or that or that least as you often
find yourself so much, just touch it.

Speaker 11 (08:00):
That leaf is poisonous versus a leaf is toxic. Same
same idea different different word. Oh I can touch that leaf,
but I can't eat it. So that that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Is how people?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Is that how people are interpreting them when they say,
like if you said, oh my god, there's a poisonous snake,
you would go, oh, well, I can't touch it.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
As an example of just I'm gonna hate the sounding
menaceco like, dude, you know what the you know what
it means, but.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
You do you know what, like you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
To stop the conversation down, you know, when somebody says something,
I don't want you to sound dumb.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
How about just don't touch any snake.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
I just know when I was a kid, those red
berries everywhere, but you couldn't eat them.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Right, toxic little red yeah or not?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Or how do you know, like mushrooms because sometimes around
this time of year, like mushrooms will start sprouting up
in the grass.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's never worth it to eat mushroom off the ground. Yeah,
but if you have a.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Dog and there's like because the sprinklers or whatever, like,
well yeah you don't. But like sometimes they're out in
the yard and you don't even realize.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Like one of the rocks Frenchies died that way eating
a mushroom, eating a lawn mushroom.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Yeah, well he needs to fire his gardeners.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
You can send us a text over to two to ninety.
We've got some Dougan News speaking of dogs, sea Basses, Dougan.

Speaker 13 (09:19):
News, and we are back Sea bass is here and
uh yeah, it's gonna be a little bit of Dougan
news for.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Him because yeah, mean who does love to dugans? Little baba?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah that's seven.

Speaker 11 (09:38):
We just realized over the years that these are our
little angels on Earth and we should really spotlight.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, they do for us, that's right, and so very
own segment. Sea Bass Is Dougan News.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
What are we gonna start with her? Well, we're gonna
start with the CBS Evening News.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
This is such a big story that you got natural,
not even inside edition because a lot of these digging
news stories.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
We finally inside edition rule. I would agree with that.

Speaker 11 (10:15):
Yeah, that being said, let's talk to them or they'll
talk to us. I should say about Brian and Sadie
and listen to this anchor is totally natural and not
over the top delivery.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, Sadie was a big german shepherd nearly one hundred pounds.
Brian Myers good Girl adopted her. I thought, let me.

Speaker 14 (10:35):
Give this dog a chance, because she's beautiful and I
think I can work through her issues.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
So at the time you thought you were rescuing her. Yes, absolutely,
Little did he know he was safe, his savior. I
was very lucky to have her in the night that
I had this stroke. Brian lives alone and my cell
phone was over there, so Sadie was his only hope.

Speaker 14 (10:58):
And that's when I grew up to Carler and she
told me out of this little space.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Here, pulled him all the way across the room to
his phone.

Speaker 12 (11:06):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
He spent a couple of weeks in treatment and rehab,
and just before his release he got a visitor.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
She just immediately jumped on me and was kissing my face.
I just thought, I love this.

Speaker 15 (11:19):
Dog, and you don't need to be doctor Doolittle to
hear Sadie reply, I love you toompletely.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Circumstances you have to.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
They're married. That's the rest of the animal stories.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
But god, dog jumping on you after you've been in
the hospitals, like, do you get off.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Who rescued you? Should be whome?

Speaker 11 (11:52):
Greg to your point that you always say to Gina
one hundred pounds German shepherd can pull you to safety
after you have a stroke. A little four pound ball
of nothing. Now you want teacut poodle.

Speaker 16 (12:04):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's why you get two dogs, not a legal dog.
Both your dogs can your as.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
So, Gina, now that you and your husband have purchased
your first home and you're about to close on that,
where do we stand with the whole idea of your
steps on getting the dog that he is so wanted.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I have been.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
Really pushing that aside. I want I don't want the
house to be like freshly peed on. So I'm hoping
that we wait on that. But he still likes those
little bunny dogs.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
That's that's the thing you got to work on first.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I would I would worry less about the pee more
about the desire for a little like the purse dog.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Exactly, he likes them or someone else likes them. That's true.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
Well we both kind of like, Okay, he got over like,
oh look at this cute dog.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
No why because you dragon to like, you know, purse
dog yoga.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
Oh he loved that, and we're going again because they're
doing bullies.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
American bullies are little fat guys, you know, like the.

Speaker 17 (12:53):
Bully Convention with all that exactly, so they'll be Yeah,
that's cool man, little bit, Yeah right, chain necklace.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I what's next for Dugan News.

Speaker 11 (13:08):
I've got another sweet story. This is from CBS fifteen
to Fort Wayne. This is Mark.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
His neighbor's pit bulls attacked and killed his dog.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
But that neighbor says it was his chihuahua's fault for
taunting them.

Speaker 18 (13:23):
My dog, Mark Borders has been in mourning for the
past week. When he went past his neighbors, three pit
bulls burst out of a padlocked fence and attacked his chihuahua.

Speaker 10 (13:35):
And we're punching them in the head and trying to
pry their mouths open.

Speaker 16 (13:38):
Authorities classified the dogs as potentially dangerous because of the attack,
but while Animal Care and Control says the dogs show
no signs of human or animal aggression, Borders is convinced
they will attack again.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
What if it's a child this time or a person,
It's gonna happen again. Those pets got a taste of blood.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (14:01):
I got him when he was four weeks old, and
I bottle fed him until he was winged and eat
drink myself. I wanted him cremated because I'm going to
keep him with me. My six pound.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Is now in this bag. In his bag he got
because the pit bulleyed him.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
Yeah, taste of blood.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
They had seen that with dogs, Like you get a
little box and then like in the middle there's a
silver bag and that's the dog inside of it. And
my friends they have big English bulldogs and those little
bags are pretty heavy.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
I might had my dog cremated and he's in an
urn in a bag in their Yeah, it's weird. He's upset.

Speaker 11 (14:49):
Investigate the Fort Wayne Animal Control Department. I don't understand
what dangerous means.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Potentially dangerous.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Well, we can't take a dog away. He only killed
one ate one poodle.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
It's yeah, I'm with you, and I don't normally defend
the pit bulls, as you know. I know it's a
shocking revilige to Greg to hear that, but I am
on the pit bull side. Chihuahuas are the worst. You
know what dog has bitten me in my lifetime.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
A Chihuahua. That was the only time I got bitten.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's a guy's named Russ. They're always dicks.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
Okay, there's a couple of sweet ones out there, but
a couple of bad ones out there.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
I take that back. I was bitten by an Australian shepherd.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Who written up in your test. I forgot about that,
but I remember that the giant chiuala that.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
I forgot about that was an Australian shepherd.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
They should be banned, uh Sea bass Is Dougan News.

Speaker 11 (15:43):
Another sweet baby story from ABC seven New York. This
is Paul utility worker.

Speaker 19 (15:48):
All Right, I show a little girl running around the
van with the dog chasing her and her mom chasing
the dog.

Speaker 20 (15:58):
The dog was a pit bull, and Paul Mansey knew
he had to help. He jumped out of his truck.
His nineteen years as a service tech had taught him
that what he needed was okay umbrella.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Oh yeah, you know. The dog was on top of
the little.

Speaker 20 (16:15):
Girl and wherever he went I went apparently open umbrellas
confuse and distract dogs.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I just ran up, I went.

Speaker 16 (16:23):
Ha.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Turns out the hust worked like a too.

Speaker 20 (16:26):
Just Mansy fought off that light colored pit bull for
what seemed like a long time, he said.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Eventually the dog ran off.

Speaker 19 (16:34):
The dog was out double the little girl. The mom
was grabbing the dog skin like you know how you
like grab a door skin like the skin was like stretching.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
So she's a real hero, not me. He's talking about.
He was trying to get the dog off what she wow? Geezhim?

Speaker 7 (16:54):
Did he finish.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Fish clark umbrella to hide it from the bubble but
the Yeah, yeah, stretchy, is.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
That what you're talking about?

Speaker 16 (17:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (17:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah really And I'm really it's not an umbrella.
It's just any kind of large object you could get
to obscure their vision and block.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Out that's right.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, uh huh, I don't know what you're doing over there.
You're trying to get the dog wall okay, pretty yeah,
to confuse him?

Speaker 11 (17:24):
Uh news now Morgan Greg, I uh, I know some
of those pit bull stories don't make you feel good, but.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, you know it does make you feel good.

Speaker 11 (17:33):
Is you love the late Nor McDonald and you worship
and say everything that he ever says is true. And
this is some of his early stand up where he
shows his love for a little baby.

Speaker 14 (17:45):
This guy wants to He says, this pit bull will
protect your valuables. I don't have any of that valuable,
you know, I mean the most valuable thing I'd down Peter.
Pitbulls a bad doctor. Buy anyway, because why you buy dogs.
You can order him around. You can't order a fitball around.
You can't say okay, fibull running in the bedroom, fetch
my slippers, mine, fetch my slippers. I could kill you, bunny,

(18:10):
I'm a pit bull. Don't you read the papers?

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (18:16):
Oh, norm Yeah, you think it's gonna happen again. Those
pets got a taste of blood.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
All right, Well, thank you very much, Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Another ribbing round of juging.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
News more wood he shows next.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Hang up, what do you

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