September 15, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go to the Woody Show and into another new hour
insensitivity Training for a politically correct world. Good morning to you, yep,
thank you for joining us. It is Monday, September fifteenth,
twenty twenty five. Woody, Greg Hi, Wegan, Gina gren Sea
Masses here we got Sammy. Good morning to you, Morgan,
Good morning taking your calls eight seven seven forty four.
(00:23):
Wooding text us over to two two nine eighty seven.
What'd you think that that fight this weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Me?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
You asking me here?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah? Who else will be watching the fight? Jot say
more so than anybody else.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I thought everyone was watching.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
It's tough to watch boxing right after UFC because MMA
is just way more entertaining than boxing. However, I do
think the fights were good, and I'm super happy Bud
Crawford one, so shout out to him.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Morgan and I talked about it. I tuned in around
round four and then towards the end you could see
because you could clearly see Dana White in the background
of the fight. Yeah, and you could see that he
was bored. He started texting, looking down, not paying it attention.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's just so different.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, I mean, boxing is a lot of hugging, totally,
a lot of you know, I don't know, there's not
a lot of it, doesn't You would think there'd be
a lot more action, just not a lot of not.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Many knockdowns, knockouts.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
A lot of dancing. Yeah yeah, UFC is definitely better.
Oh yeah, for sure if you want.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
They were good fights though, so quick fight yeah, shut
out Crawford.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Just want to say I called it. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No one wanted to win, but but me.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, you got a cheer and jeer me.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh gosh, was good. I usually don't have one.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't okay, Well, you guys usually don't come.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
To me, so I don't have something right now.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I guess my cheers would be to Bud Crawford because
he if you watch any type of documentary, your interview
about him, he believes in himself so much that it
just gives me chills.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
People believing in themselves, it really does.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
So cheers to him. My jeers would go to.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh god, I don't know, you don't need to have
a jeers.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Sorry, guys, I was caught off guard.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I mean my cheer is just more I'm such on
this kick of I've gone through every little last space
in my house.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You're still having.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
That cleaned organized, gotten rid of a ton of stuff.
This weekend really kind of focused in on, like the bathroom,
because these drawers just ended up filled with stuff and
it's all random stuff. It's like, oh, throw this in here,
And so I went through. I got rid of so much.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Press random bathroom stuff or is it random stuff like batteries?
It could be, it could be better.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
There was a bunch of like Woody show those pins
that we gave away, and I felt like drawer in
the bathroom, like guy, because I must have had like
in my pocket or something, and well I didn't want
to leave them on the counter, so I just threw
them in this drawer with a bunch of other like
random they were like because sometimes we'll plug in something
right there on the counter. So there's like a couple
like adapters, a couple of chords for things, and so
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it just went that little like and of course in
the drawer reg is like an organizational kind of like yeah,
divider kind of things.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah. I bought those things that you get for silverware, yeah,
and put those in the bathroom, And that you did
that is a life change. Yeah, in the bathroom. Yeah,
that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So you like it's like a plastic thing. It's got
like a little space for knives and your toilet for
r But then that restricts you from laying things like
say horizontally, because you have to put everything vertically right,
because like silverware sits in there vertically.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, it just lies down.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Yeah, he's saying the.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Thing that you would put your forks and knives in
in the drawer, it's sitting lying down in the drawer.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, I know, but like everything you then put in
the drawer haside, Like if you have something more wide,
it won't you can't put it in there because those
those spaces for the.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Right. Yeah, you can't lay anything like horizontally right. Yeah no,
but I mean I don't do it for every drawer,
but the few main ones I do. And that's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I've just been on this on this huge kick and
it does. It feels good, like organizing and just getting
rid of all the old crab.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Your wife confirmed that she texted and she was like,
he's going crazy over here.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I did so much man stuff to down yourself because
it was it was it was kind of overhanging a
walkway and so it was obstructing the walkway. I got
rid of that. I replaced a couple of locks. Yeah,
because like we have some of those like digital keypad
box and over time and after you know, being weathered
(04:25):
and getting rained on and and things like that, they
died so.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I had to replace I replace those. I was doing
all kinds of stuff. Yeah, I had to get tools
out and everything. Man.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, and then my Jeers goes to Taylor Swift. I
can't imagine, you know, being like this where like I
saw something it was after the Chiefs game.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I sent it to Greg. Yeah. They have this like.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's like an accordion wall, so it folds out and
it's on wheels. And so when she comes down from
the suites at Arrowhead Stadium and gets off the elevator,
they extend this thing out and they have this one
like young girl on one end and then this other
dude on the other end, and they're dragging this thing
across the floor as to obstruct any view of her.
(05:10):
She's walking through a hallway. This is this is like
next level. Don't look somebody in the eye when they
walk through. Make sure you don't look them in the eye.
Or any of this other like kind of high maintenance
behavior because she's a narcissist, dude, and she just like
I think she enjoys. You know, hey, if you're gonna
go to the game, you're going to a public place.
If you're gonna leave your house and go to a
(05:30):
public place, you're gonna be seen.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You're talking about so ridiculous. I'll send you the video.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Man. Here, I'll just bring it up so you can
see it. Yeah, So this is them wheeling out the
stupid wall. You can see, like so here it accordions out,
it's on wheels, and this is just so she can
then walk through. So they have it all extended out.
And when she gets off the elevator, and as she's walking,
they drag it along with her, so it's a moving wall.
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Like and this poor girl she's sitting there like waiting
for the it's like billionaire to get off an elevator,
who can't be seen.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
How is she not embarrassed?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Now, you just say, you know what, I really, honestly,
that was the I felt embarrassed for her. I can
you imagine, and you can you can blame it on
her people all you want, I know, that's where it's
gonna go.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh, well, you know, it's not really going to say
it's for security. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You control every You control everything in your universe when
you're that person, you control and if you would have
saw it, like what is this? Yeah, guys, please never again.
And they won't do it.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Oh, I guarantee you. It's gone now that people observed it.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
And it's not like they're walking her through like the
major like concourse.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
A well great is brought up them like is it
like so somebody does a rusher or.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
But you have you have security. It's a it's a
public place. She has security because I've seen her walk
through different but this must be new was like, I
bet you taste pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's the speculation.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, she wouldn't be good. So so Greg weekend cheers
and jeers.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm gonna give cheers to Charlie Sheen. I watched that
documentary called AKA Charlie, and I gotta say, there's just
this quality about Charlie Sheen that is a very rare quality.
He's just damn likable. He did terrible things. He's you know,
really screwed over his family, his friends, he's left people
high and drive.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
His wife is making his hookers sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Exactly, He's getting hookers, he's cheating on chicks. He's just
a philandering drug user. But there's something about him that
is like.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
But again it went to the argument when I reported
about her making sandwiches for the hookers, like it's because
he's rich and famous. If he was just any day
a guy like this behavior would not be acceptable.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
But I think he has a charm about him. There
is a charm that undeniable recreate.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
There's a lot of fame and fortune, and you're gonna
true with the same charm. Is not going to get
that much kind of but I was going.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
To get it from a wife of his caliber.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But he's got that.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Yeah, it's not going to get it from Denny's richards that.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Can't be learned. Like when they're interviewing him and just
you know, one on one. It's just something about his delivery,
his aura that is just very likable.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
And I haven't seen it, but people called the doc heartbreaking.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Was your heart?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's really not. Really, it's really good.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I have something It's really tough to say because I
have I have friends that have been drug addicts and
then they've gotten over that hurdle. But lately, like when
you've gotten over that hurdle, I don't know if I'm
going to like celebrate it and go, okay, cool, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Back to like your normal. Yeah, Like why are.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
We Why are we constantly celebrating? Like, oh, you used
to be an a hole in the past, you're on drugs,
you're you know, you made your family and your friends
go through all this stuff and he've gotten over it,
and I'm very happy for you. But do we have
to constantly celebrate it?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's like it's like it's like what you say about
SeaBASS something normal.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, my thing is like, oh my god, you guys
are excited when he says hi to you, Like, why
we are? I'm not excited, not exciting, But it's mentioned.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Sea Bass was actually social was like I shouldn't even
get a mentioned.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, well that's that's a good point, jeers to myself.
I think I gave my dog diarrhea. So it was
her tenth birthday, ten so sad so I made her
annual meat loaf. Maybe the egg wasn't great, and then
afterwards we gave her the doggy ice cream for dessert,
(09:37):
And the next morning I'm hearing her gurgling stomach, and
then I take her out for a little walk and
just and that lasted for a couple of days. You're
a monster. I hope it's just us, like a cyclical
every once in a while you get diarrhea kind of thing.
But I hope it wasn't the egg or the meat
or the ice cream. It's a gypsy RelA situation. I
(09:59):
hope it wasn't the for the ice cream. We gave
her the other thing that's not dog for that, we
gave her. What do they say? The road to hell
is paved with good attentions, Like we wanted to do
nice stuff for her, and now she's got to upset. Tommy,
didn't you have like a dog issue this weekend? I did?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Oh my gosh, that's my jears.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
My jears is that I obviously did laundry this weekend,
and I cleaned my sheets and everything was all nice
and perfect.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
And I went to bed on Saturday night and I'm.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Sleeping and I feel something hard in the bed, but
it's the middle of the night, and I kind of
just grab it and I squeeze it with my hands,
and I don't know what it is, so I set
it on the night stand and went back to bed.
And then I woke up in the morning and I
had dog poop all my night stand.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What was going through your head? I found something in
my bed. I didn't know what it was, so I
just rab it, she squeezed.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Because I didn't think a fresh dog poop when you,
like I thought I would be.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Like what else would be?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But you thought enough to investigate, which means that you
grabbed it and then you you squeezed it. Right at
that point, didn't you make a determination of what it was?
Speaker 8 (11:11):
No, because it was just something hard and I just thought,
that's weird, Like I had, I didn't know what it
was like.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You don't have enough curiosity. In that moment.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I was half.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Sleep, like I was sleeping, and I just kind of
like felt something and went like, oh, my eyes were
barely open, and I just set it up.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
You take like sleep pills.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It could be more than half asleep. Finding literally anything
in your bed is very strange, very aaking grab it.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Did you rub your eyes afterwards? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Okay, you take it edible or something like I just
had champagne.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
I had some Champagne girls in.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
My fresh sheet, Like you can, you can put on
the floor, you can, you could choose something or whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Man, you crap in my neck bed, that might be
a deal breaker.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
She doesn't all purposely poop in the bed, and I've
seen her do it just on the floor.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Sometimes little nuggets just fallen.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
You were just so wasted. She wanted to know the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
As much as I love my dog, we have that
suicide packed. The dog's not allowed in the bed. That's
the one place that the dog is not allowed. Likewise,
like well on and on the couches and stuff like,
we don't. We don't allow not on the furniture. Just
not not happening.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
What about the kid's bed now?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
But you're not sheds right?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Uh yeah, But even still even if it didn't is
not a place. It's not a place for dogs.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Dogs are wild animals. They crawl the ceiling. You gotta
you gotta have boundaries. That's so weird saying that you
just found something in your bed and just decided to.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Grab you wash sheets or are those those sheets?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Did have to wash them?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That was her cheer, is that you got to do
another load of laundry. Yeah, it's a big weekend, you know,
double load of under She really won. All right, we're
gonna take a quick break. Coupe, you had a great weekend.
If you want to share anything with us about your weekend,
you can do that on the text over to two
two nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, somebody said with I agree with Greg.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
When the whole tiger blood thing happened, I couldn't care
less about Charlie Sheen in his life, And now that
he's turning around, he seems normal and likable again.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
He's just damn likable.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, six six one. Wow, it's the first time Sammy
felt something hard in her bed in a while. Squos
anything either, We're gonna take a quick break. Got a
brand new redneck news coming up for your next hand more.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Woody Show Show, next The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
If you own hord camouflage shirts, the coward ones, we
don't hear about your ass al rate night news for sure.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And we just saw video this guy so on TV.
The news was.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Covering all right, So it was just bring your own
cup day seven eleven, and you got this fella, Casper Lincoln.
He decided he wanted to go on a slurpe run. Okay,
but he didn't want to walk, so he hopped into
a super sweet Barbie Jeep.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Power wheel you know, like the ones the kids right
around here.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, he was tearing it up and it's top speed
of five mile an hour. But because he was on
an actual roadway, the cops pulled him over.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Greg was he drunk? He could know it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
And when they asked him, hey man, why the Barbie car,
he told him it's because he was feeling lazy and
that his actual license.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Was already suspected.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I like this guy.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
He went on to make a slurred, bumbling argument as
to why driving a Barbie Jeep in a situation like
this should not be illegal.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
But it didn't matter. That would have to be an
argument for another day.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
He was arrested charge with the duy and the biggest
shame is that he didn't even get the slurpie.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Here's a picture from the scene. The guy could barely
ye rules. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
That is a Casper who got arrested going on a
slurpy run, drunk driving a power wheels jeep Barbie Jeep.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And that is today's raid.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Nick.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
If you were the cop. Would you let him go? No?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
No, but I would take a picture with him. Really, yeah,
I'm hilarious.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'd say, like, just get home. Yeah, you're fine.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You keep driving this Barbie jeep on the roadway.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Take it on the sidewalk, Yeah, just go home.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
If it was on the sidewalk, I wouldn't bother.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Okay, if being in the roadway, maybe that's where he
went wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Even now with the electric bikes, people on bikes have
always been annoying about being in the lanes of traffic
four cars and I know, well, you have just as
much right to the okay. Well, there are also the
people who are just being dicks, right, and they're just
like like taking a nice or stop. You know, I'm saying,
like just on their bike, like you know, they're holding
up a whole line of car traffic just because I'm
(15:56):
as much right to this lane as you do.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And they're gonna make a point an hour because you can.
What's wrong?
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Words that don't sound dispatch. I'm not sick at all, No,
I don't. It's because we've been packing and it's kicked
up all the dust buddies and stuff, and I cannot function.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
When you're you're away from the dust.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Now, So it's just like, am I am I away
from the dust in this studio for the no, it's
pretty dusty to here. But like I woke up a
million times like sneezing myself awake, and I was like,
I'm going to go to sleep on the couch.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
This is insane. It's like I've never cleaned my house before,
which is kind of well.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
When you move something that you haven't moved in years,
like a dresser, or you would think you never cleaned
your home.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Oh my god, it's everywhere. Oh I think it might
be clearing anyway. Sorry, I should have brought afron I
didn't know. I woke up in the middle cleared it
in when.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You're stuffed up. Remember that sund is a nasal spray.
Got Greg hooked.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
On to it.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
You can't get addicted to it, Yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're going to use it sparingly. People over use it
and I didn't. I didn't knowize that would be a thing,
But I guess you can.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Because your your nose is completely shut without it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I know somebody who takes at least ten an hour
noise that's not every day for decades.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Going to get like coke nose.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, we're talking about people on bicycles. Yeah,
so then the motorized bikes at least they're faster. Also,
like just can you like just move over let people pass,
like let the line of traffic pass and then you
can like resume.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Your your your little beside. Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Now, the other one that I wish, Oh, it's one
of those where you go, dude, where's a cop when
you want one?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I know, the kids.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That are on the e bikes doing wheelies like and
they're they're weaving, they're doing those.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Like they're not e bikes, they're just like big wheeled
BMX bikes.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well there's nose.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
But the kids in our neighborhood are doing things on
the electric bikes as well, and they're.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
In around corners.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It's at night, like you can't even see them because
the bikes are black, you know what I mean, they're
wearing dark colored clothing. I'm not saying you need to
be like a pussy and have a light on your bike,
you know, but like, dude, have a little common sense.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
And basically make them into unicycles, which is just hilarious.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
And I guess one of the cool things is to
not chicken. It's not playing chicken, but you're trying to get.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
As close as you can.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, get as close as you can. You've seen it right, Yeah,
it's all over the place.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's all over social media and the big cities.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Make the make the person in the car think that
you're gonna hit them or they're going to hit you,
and they swear out of the way just the last second.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Yeah, but who's that for? I mean, you'll die, not
the driver.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well you're right, you won't.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
But you know of these kids and you know who's
it forced to show off to your friends or on
social media.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You feel like a like an old person hicking their
fist at the gus. But still it's I think because
you have enough life experience now that you go something.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Idiots And are they wearing helmets?
Speaker 8 (19:03):
No, that's the biggest No.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
I feel like, do you also see the kids doing
that with blowing fire extinguishers?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I've seen it three times?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Seen that?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Yeah, you gotta live in my hood.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Phone so like like spray like they're like doing pop
and wheelies and like spraying fire.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So cool man, The idiots different.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That's what we should have been doing. Like in the
eighties and the nineties, we didn't have anything, right, we
didn't have phones or anything.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Have everything BMX bikes back in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
But you now you have a bike boarding that you
don't need a license for these e bikes that will
haul ask my childhood friend and I my buddy Joe
that I've talked about a number of times. We were
just having this conversation about you can you imagine the
damage we would have done if you had bikes, Like
how far we could have gotten, all the other things that.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
We could have done.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
The world would have been so much opened up, and
those all the things we dreamed, or just the Internet
or being able to like not having to be necessarily
even at each other's house to play you know, football
video games like whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, just speak. It's just been real all.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
The stuff you could have done, uh, you know, just
with the internet period. And you're bored enough that now
it's like you're doing wheelays on e bikes in the dark,
fire off fire extinguishers.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
But that's why I kind of held at least they're
doing that and.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
We're complaining just a few years ago that everybody was
in the house and now on the back outside being
kind of douchebags. But they're outside again.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
At least they're doing stuff. Yeah. Does that make it okay? No?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
But does that make it like that? Would you rather, Okay,
here's what you're not.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Doing douchebag behavior when we're a kid. No, it's just
their version of it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
No, I understand, I understand, But like now with perspective,
with life experience, they.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Don't have that, Greg, would you like traffic today?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
No? And the stuff I did as a kid I
would never do now. But we would take set up
jumps and jump our bike's over creeks and white firecrackers
and put them into here's.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
The thing to my favorite is the magnifying glass burning stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, Dennis the menace over Yah, that's where he got
the name menace, I guess.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
But like the cops are certainly on us and in
the neighborhoods. If kids were doing dumb kids things and
then you were also in trouble at home and you
got your ass whooped, your dad would belchis if you
got buster for that kind of stuff. It just seems
like everybody's doing it and we're posting it online.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
You would have never posted that stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
That's yeah, you shut up right, what are you doing?
You know that video that was talking about where they
set up the rolling wall or Taylor Swift and she
(21:55):
was leaving the Chiefs game, I'd post that on our
Instagram story if you want to see it at the
Woody Show on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah I missed that one now.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Somebody on the on the text I said, like Greg
made the points like just so embarrassing, like if you
if you don't want to be seen, don't go to
the stadium.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah, you know, yeah, like watch it at home like
everybody else.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah. But something in the text said the wall thing
with Taylor is much more of a safety thing, not
a privacy thing. Charlie Kirk made comments about her before,
so we better be safe right now now.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's like it's not.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
A bulletproof wall, right you know. Yeah, It's like, you know,
if somebody was going to attack or somebody really is
going to do something, they would do it. I don't
I don't think this rolling wall being pulled by a
twenty one year old chick is going to like necessarily
stop anything.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Well, it definitely makes it less not as easy.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, I mean it does, and I see that part
of it. It could be a security thing. You can.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
You can see it's on our It's on our Instagram page.
It's just so over the top of the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
A cameraman who has been working with the singer Benson
Boone on his tour he got wasted. We were talking
about the the Redneck News the guy wasted on the
Barbie power wheels jeep. Well, this guy, this cameraman for
the Benson Boone tour, got wasted. He ended up walking
into a clothing store. He stood between the racks and
he peed all over the clothes and on the racks.
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The manager called the cops and when they questioned him,
he admitted that he had been drinking and it smoked
little weed. He was arrested, charged with criminal mischief and
disorder the intoxication. Oh god, So I don't know how
your weekend went, but control yourself?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Did he say? Like, Hey, can I get out of
jail because I got to go run the camera for
Benson Boone?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Like how do they know he peed in the store?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Me?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Been there?
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Like yeah, out in public where I was wasted, not
really knowing where I was.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I thought when he said been there, I thought you said.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Like a phone booth thing that was like it was
kind of like a like an art piece.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I thought it was a bathroom. But you won't go.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
I was wasted.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
You didn't know where he was.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
I didn't know where it was, and I thought it
was a like a and then so people had to
pull me out and I got ejected from the venue.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, do they still get people when you get busted
for public urination?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Are you still put on the sex offender the sex offenders?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
It's stillways the rumor. I don't know if that was
actually it outside Feld, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I don't know that was horrible boxes. I don't know
if that's that's a universal thing. I thought that was
maybe like you know, by jurisdiction or something.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Maybe depending on where you did it.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yeah, they come down because you're whipping it out right.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
I thought if it was like at a park or
something that's technically a playground for children, then I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Well, when you got a p you know, yeah, pee
on city Hall once. I was so drunken. Oh on
this building. I mean, peing outside is great, It's so
much fun.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
This says I like it too. This says generally you
will not be put on the sex offender orchestry. You
will get something though for public indecency or public news.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
That would sucktime and nobody saw you. You're not exposing anything.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I love peeing and well outside like.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I love people out.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Like in the forest or whatever. Like what's better.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I wouldn't think it'd be as cool or as fun
for a chick. Items like more messy.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I don't think it is.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
It splatters, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
It doesn't.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Are you peeing on like glass? I mean parking lots
and stuff and that I'm talking about, like like wooded areas.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't think that women have as sharp a stream
as a dude does.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I wouldn't think so, because it kind of fans out
right like a hose nose. I have the different settings.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
It can fan out like its.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Fans out right. It's not like a it's not like
a laser stream. It's more like a that's true.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Like you put your thumb over the hose, like you said,
But if you squat down and you're on just a
little bit of an incline, like you'll be cool. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, like if it's going on the pine needles, right exactly,
it just seems.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Like there's more opportunity for especially because like you're also
squatting down right, I'm saying, there's there's more of an
opportunity for a mess.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Or or taken completely off. Yeah, and then really just
spread your really get in there.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, Like somebody, are you my wife? Are you wiping
after you pee? And I go, No, I was using
the bidet because we have one of those butt washing
toilet seats, which I love. I've told you it's that
and a king sized mattress are two game changers that
you should at some point in your adult life invest
in a good mattress and uh, you know, like a
(26:41):
good adult king sized mattress at some point. And then
the butt washing toilet seat. You should enjoy the luxury
of that at some point. Now, when you use the
butt washing toilet seat, like, dude, the back of your
balls get so wet.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I can only imagine they're hanging in the way. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So like when I get up from using the bidet,
I don't necessarily I don't have to clean my ass
that my ass is clean, but I do have to
dry the backside of my balls.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Your backsack.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, the backsack needs to get dried.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's so Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
But they have dryers, the fancy ones that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You do, and that's as annoying as the hand dryers
and public restrooms.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
It takes too long. It takes too long.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
It's like it's just two cycles.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's yeah, it's it's quicker just to stand up, grab
some toilet paper, dry, Yeah, just wipe the backside of
your balls down.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
I do have a question to be done.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
This does bag the question when you guys always say
you shake and you shake and you but you still
get some like p in your pants.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Why don't you wipe with a piece of toilet paper because.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
The wiecause the wiping is just for what hovers on
the on the tip.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
It's inside still and then it comes out.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
And then you almost have to like like a straw
with like dike coke.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Still you almost you almost have to like tug yourself
off like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I get like like you.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Go, you know, when you're squeezing that last bit of
toothpaste out of the out of the tube. Yeah, like
you goes you go to the base down where it
meets the balls and you kind of have to like
kind of ring it out. Yeah, it's so funny. It's
not just shake. I think the people who just shake
those are the people who end up in there. You
squeeze it really kind of got a squeeze and the
kind of like milk it out.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Of the dude, It is so funny that you said
the thing because I was at the mall just the
other day.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
It looks like someone's jerking out.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I was like, I was like, dude, weird is this
guy like yeah something? And I was like, oh, he
just like, you know, trying to get anything out.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
But this was weird.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
First second there, I thought he was like straight up.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
When I was a kid, I went on a road
trip with a friend and his parents, and the dad
would go into the public bathroom use the urinal to pee,
and then go into the stall and poop. Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Why not just do both in the toilet?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I think it's strange. And Bort does this. I've noticed,
like it doesn't matter even if he was in there
by himself, Like I come into the bathroom after he's.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Already been in there. He's only a stall guy. He's
only a stall.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Yeah, no matter what.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
And he says it's for safety reasons. What what?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Some people can't come up behind him. He doesn't like
to do what.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I don't know. I think bounder or did something to
him while he was peeing and it traumatized him. Is
that right?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Or something just came up behind him and took him
from behind.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
When your brother does that, when your brother has your
way with you at exactly, We'll be right back. Meanwhile,
Sea Bass will continue his endless search for the perfect wig. Yeah,
I mean hair flex, Sorry, I mean hair system. Get it.
That's not my scalp.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
What do you show? Well, we're sharing
Go to the Woody Show and into another new hour
insensitivity Training for a politically correct world. Good morning to you, yep,
thank you for joining us. It is Monday, September fifteenth,
twenty twenty five. Woody, Greg Hi, Wegan, Gina gren Sea
Masses here we got Sammy. Good morning to you, Morgan,
Good morning taking your calls eight seven seven forty four.
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Wooding text us over to two two nine eighty seven.
What'd you think that that fight this weekend?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Me?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
You asking me here?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah? Who else will be watching the fight? Jot say
more so than anybody else.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I thought everyone was watching.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
It's tough to watch boxing right after UFC because MMA
is just way more entertaining than boxing. However, I do
think the fights were good, and I'm super happy Bud
Crawford one, so shout out to him.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Morgan and I talked about it. I tuned in around
round four and then towards the end you could see
because you could clearly see Dana White in the background
of the fight. Yeah, and you could see that he
was bored. He started texting, looking down, not paying it attention.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's just so different.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, I mean, boxing is a lot of hugging, totally,
a lot of you know, I don't know, there's not
a lot of it, doesn't You would think there'd be
a lot more action, just not a lot of not.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Many knockdowns, knockouts.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
A lot of dancing. Yeah yeah, UFC is definitely better.
Oh yeah, for sure if you want.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
They were good fights though, so quick fight yeah, shut
out Crawford.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Just want to say I called it. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No one wanted to win, but but me.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, you got a cheer and jeer me.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh gosh, was good. I usually don't have one.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't okay, Well, you guys usually don't come.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
To me, so I don't have something right now.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I guess my cheers would be to Bud Crawford because
he if you watch any type of documentary, your interview
about him, he believes in himself so much that it
just gives me chills.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
People believing in themselves, it really does.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
So cheers to him. My jeers would go to.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh god, I don't know, you don't need to have
a jeers.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Sorry, guys, I was caught off guard.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I mean my cheer is just more I'm such on
this kick of I've gone through every little last space
in my house.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You're still having.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
That cleaned organized, gotten rid of a ton of stuff.
This weekend really kind of focused in on, like the bathroom,
because these drawers just ended up filled with stuff and
it's all random stuff. It's like, oh, throw this in here,
And so I went through. I got rid of so much.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Press random bathroom stuff or is it random stuff like batteries?
It could be, it could be better.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
There was a bunch of like Woody show those pins
that we gave away, and I felt like drawer in
the bathroom, like guy, because I must have had like
in my pocket or something, and well I didn't want
to leave them on the counter, so I just threw
them in this drawer with a bunch of other like
random they were like because sometimes we'll plug in something
right there on the counter. So there's like a couple
like adapters, a couple of chords for things, and so
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it just went that little like and of course in
the drawer reg is like an organizational kind of like yeah,
divider kind of things.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah. I bought those things that you get for silverware, yeah,
and put those in the bathroom, And that you did
that is a life change. Yeah, in the bathroom. Yeah,
that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So you like it's like a plastic thing. It's got
like a little space for knives and your toilet for
r But then that restricts you from laying things like
say horizontally, because you have to put everything vertically right,
because like silverware sits in there vertically.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, it just lies down.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Yeah, he's saying the.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Thing that you would put your forks and knives in
in the drawer, it's sitting lying down in the drawer.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, I know, but like everything you then put in
the drawer haside, Like if you have something more wide,
it won't you can't put it in there because those
those spaces for the.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Right. Yeah, you can't lay anything like horizontally right. Yeah no,
but I mean I don't do it for every drawer,
but the few main ones I do. And that's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I've just been on this on this huge kick and
it does. It feels good, like organizing and just getting
rid of all the old crab.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Your wife confirmed that she texted and she was like,
he's going crazy over here.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I did so much man stuff to down yourself because
it was it was it was kind of overhanging a
walkway and so it was obstructing the walkway. I got
rid of that. I replaced a couple of locks. Yeah,
because like we have some of those like digital keypad
box and over time and after you know, being weathered
(04:25):
and getting rained on and and things like that, they
died so.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I had to replace I replace those. I was doing
all kinds of stuff. Yeah, I had to get tools
out and everything. Man.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, and then my Jeers goes to Taylor Swift. I
can't imagine, you know, being like this where like I
saw something it was after the Chiefs game.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I sent it to Greg. Yeah. They have this like.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's like an accordion wall, so it folds out and
it's on wheels. And so when she comes down from
the suites at Arrowhead Stadium and gets off the elevator,
they extend this thing out and they have this one
like young girl on one end and then this other
dude on the other end, and they're dragging this thing
across the floor as to obstruct any view of her.
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She's walking through a hallway. This is this is like
next level. Don't look somebody in the eye when they
walk through. Make sure you don't look them in the eye.
Or any of this other like kind of high maintenance
behavior because she's a narcissist, dude, and she just like
I think she enjoys. You know, hey, if you're gonna
go to the game, you're going to a public place.
If you're gonna leave your house and go to a
(05:30):
public place, you're gonna be seen.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You're talking about so ridiculous. I'll send you the video.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Man. Here, I'll just bring it up so you can
see it. Yeah, So this is them wheeling out the
stupid wall. You can see, like so here it accordions out,
it's on wheels, and this is just so she can
then walk through. So they have it all extended out.
And when she gets off the elevator, and as she's walking,
they drag it along with her, so it's a moving wall.
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Like and this poor girl she's sitting there like waiting
for the it's like billionaire to get off an elevator,
who can't be seen.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
How is she not embarrassed?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Now, you just say, you know what, I really, honestly,
that was the I felt embarrassed for her. I can
you imagine, and you can you can blame it on
her people all you want, I know, that's where it's
gonna go.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh, well, you know, it's not really going to say
it's for security. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You control every You control everything in your universe when
you're that person, you control and if you would have
saw it, like what is this? Yeah, guys, please never again.
And they won't do it.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Oh, I guarantee you. It's gone now that people observed it.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
And it's not like they're walking her through like the
major like concourse.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
A well great is brought up them like is it
like so somebody does a rusher or.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
But you have you have security. It's a it's a
public place. She has security because I've seen her walk
through different but this must be new was like, I
bet you taste pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's the speculation.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, she wouldn't be good. So so Greg weekend cheers
and jeers.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm gonna give cheers to Charlie Sheen. I watched that
documentary called AKA Charlie, and I gotta say, there's just
this quality about Charlie Sheen that is a very rare quality.
He's just damn likable. He did terrible things. He's you know,
really screwed over his family, his friends, he's left people
high and drive.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
His wife is making his hookers sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Exactly, He's getting hookers, he's cheating on chicks. He's just
a philandering drug user. But there's something about him that
is like.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
But again it went to the argument when I reported
about her making sandwiches for the hookers, like it's because
he's rich and famous. If he was just any day
a guy like this behavior would not be acceptable.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
But I think he has a charm about him. There
is a charm that undeniable recreate.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
There's a lot of fame and fortune, and you're gonna
true with the same charm. Is not going to get
that much kind of but I was going.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
To get it from a wife of his caliber.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But he's got that.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Yeah, it's not going to get it from Denny's richards that.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Can't be learned. Like when they're interviewing him and just
you know, one on one. It's just something about his delivery,
his aura that is just very likable.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
And I haven't seen it, but people called the doc heartbreaking.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Was your heart?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's really not. Really, it's really good.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I have something It's really tough to say because I
have I have friends that have been drug addicts and
then they've gotten over that hurdle. But lately, like when
you've gotten over that hurdle, I don't know if I'm
going to like celebrate it and go, okay, cool, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Back to like your normal. Yeah, Like why are.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
We Why are we constantly celebrating? Like, oh, you used
to be an a hole in the past, you're on drugs,
you're you know, you made your family and your friends
go through all this stuff and he've gotten over it,
and I'm very happy for you. But do we have
to constantly celebrate it?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's like it's like it's like what you say about
SeaBASS something normal.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, my thing is like, oh my god, you guys
are excited when he says hi to you, Like, why
we are? I'm not excited, not exciting, But it's mentioned.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Sea Bass was actually social was like I shouldn't even
get a mentioned.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, well that's that's a good point, jeers to myself.
I think I gave my dog diarrhea. So it was
her tenth birthday, ten so sad so I made her
annual meat loaf. Maybe the egg wasn't great, and then
afterwards we gave her the doggy ice cream for dessert,
(09:37):
And the next morning I'm hearing her gurgling stomach, and
then I take her out for a little walk and
just and that lasted for a couple of days. You're
a monster. I hope it's just us, like a cyclical
every once in a while you get diarrhea kind of thing.
But I hope it wasn't the egg or the meat
or the ice cream. It's a gypsy RelA situation. I
(09:59):
hope it wasn't the for the ice cream. We gave
her the other thing that's not dog for that, we
gave her. What do they say? The road to hell
is paved with good attentions, Like we wanted to do
nice stuff for her, and now she's got to upset. Tommy,
didn't you have like a dog issue this weekend? I did?
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Oh my gosh, that's my jears.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
My jears is that I obviously did laundry this weekend,
and I cleaned my sheets and everything was all nice
and perfect.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
And I went to bed on Saturday night and I'm.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Sleeping and I feel something hard in the bed, but
it's the middle of the night, and I kind of
just grab it and I squeeze it with my hands,
and I don't know what it is, so I set
it on the night stand and went back to bed.
And then I woke up in the morning and I
had dog poop all my night stand.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What was going through your head? I found something in
my bed. I didn't know what it was, so I
just rab it, she squeezed.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Because I didn't think a fresh dog poop when you,
like I thought I would be.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Like what else would be?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But you thought enough to investigate, which means that you
grabbed it and then you you squeezed it. Right at
that point, didn't you make a determination of what it was?
Speaker 8 (11:11):
No, because it was just something hard and I just thought,
that's weird, Like I had, I didn't know what it
was like.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You don't have enough curiosity. In that moment.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I was half.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Sleep, like I was sleeping, and I just kind of
like felt something and went like, oh, my eyes were
barely open, and I just set it up.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
You take like sleep pills.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It could be more than half asleep. Finding literally anything
in your bed is very strange, very aaking grab it.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Did you rub your eyes afterwards? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Okay, you take it edible or something like I just
had champagne.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
I had some Champagne girls in.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
My fresh sheet, Like you can, you can put on
the floor, you can, you could choose something or whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Man, you crap in my neck bed, that might be
a deal breaker.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
She doesn't all purposely poop in the bed, and I've
seen her do it just on the floor.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Sometimes little nuggets just fallen.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
You were just so wasted. She wanted to know the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
As much as I love my dog, we have that
suicide packed. The dog's not allowed in the bed. That's
the one place that the dog is not allowed. Likewise,
like well on and on the couches and stuff like,
we don't. We don't allow not on the furniture. Just
not not happening.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
What about the kid's bed now?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
But you're not sheds right?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Uh yeah, But even still even if it didn't is
not a place. It's not a place for dogs.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Dogs are wild animals. They crawl the ceiling. You gotta
you gotta have boundaries. That's so weird saying that you
just found something in your bed and just decided to.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Grab you wash sheets or are those those sheets?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Did have to wash them?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That was her cheer, is that you got to do
another load of laundry. Yeah, it's a big weekend, you know,
double load of under She really won. All right, we're
gonna take a quick break. Coupe, you had a great weekend.
If you want to share anything with us about your weekend,
you can do that on the text over to two
two nine eight seven.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, somebody said with I agree with Greg.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
When the whole tiger blood thing happened, I couldn't care
less about Charlie Sheen in his life, And now that
he's turning around, he seems normal and likable again.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
He's just damn likable.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, six six one. Wow, it's the first time Sammy
felt something hard in her bed in a while. Squos
anything either, We're gonna take a quick break. Got a
brand new redneck news coming up for your next hand more.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Woody Show Show, next The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
If you own hord camouflage shirts, the coward ones, we
don't hear about your ass al rate night news for sure.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And we just saw video this guy so on TV.
The news was.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Covering all right, So it was just bring your own
cup day seven eleven, and you got this fella, Casper Lincoln.
He decided he wanted to go on a slurpe run. Okay,
but he didn't want to walk, so he hopped into
a super sweet Barbie Jeep.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Power wheel you know, like the ones the kids right
around here.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, he was tearing it up and it's top speed
of five mile an hour. But because he was on
an actual roadway, the cops pulled him over.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Greg was he drunk? He could know it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
And when they asked him, hey man, why the Barbie car,
he told him it's because he was feeling lazy and
that his actual license.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Was already suspected.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I like this guy.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
He went on to make a slurred, bumbling argument as
to why driving a Barbie Jeep in a situation like
this should not be illegal.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
But it didn't matter. That would have to be an
argument for another day.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
He was arrested charge with the duy and the biggest
shame is that he didn't even get the slurpie.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Here's a picture from the scene. The guy could barely
ye rules. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
That is a Casper who got arrested going on a
slurpy run, drunk driving a power wheels jeep Barbie Jeep.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And that is today's raid.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Nick.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
If you were the cop. Would you let him go? No?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
No, but I would take a picture with him. Really, yeah,
I'm hilarious.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'd say, like, just get home. Yeah, you're fine.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You keep driving this Barbie jeep on the roadway.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Take it on the sidewalk, Yeah, just go home.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
If it was on the sidewalk, I wouldn't bother.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Okay, if being in the roadway, maybe that's where he
went wrong.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Even now with the electric bikes, people on bikes have
always been annoying about being in the lanes of traffic
four cars and I know, well, you have just as
much right to the okay. Well, there are also the
people who are just being dicks, right, and they're just
like like taking a nice or stop. You know, I'm saying,
like just on their bike, like you know, they're holding
up a whole line of car traffic just because I'm
(15:56):
as much right to this lane as you do.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And they're gonna make a point an hour because you can.
What's wrong?
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Words that don't sound dispatch. I'm not sick at all, No,
I don't. It's because we've been packing and it's kicked
up all the dust buddies and stuff, and I cannot function.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
When you're you're away from the dust.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
Now, So it's just like, am I am I away
from the dust in this studio for the no, it's
pretty dusty to here. But like I woke up a
million times like sneezing myself awake, and I was like,
I'm going to go to sleep on the couch.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
This is insane. It's like I've never cleaned my house before,
which is kind of well.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
When you move something that you haven't moved in years,
like a dresser, or you would think you never cleaned
your home.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Oh my god, it's everywhere. Oh I think it might
be clearing anyway. Sorry, I should have brought afron I
didn't know. I woke up in the middle cleared it
in when.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You're stuffed up. Remember that sund is a nasal spray.
Got Greg hooked.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
On to it.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
You can't get addicted to it, Yeah you can.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're going to use it sparingly. People over use it
and I didn't. I didn't knowize that would be a thing,
But I guess you can.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Because your your nose is completely shut without it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I know somebody who takes at least ten an hour
noise that's not every day for decades.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Going to get like coke nose.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, we're talking about people on bicycles. Yeah,
so then the motorized bikes at least they're faster. Also,
like just can you like just move over let people pass,
like let the line of traffic pass and then you
can like resume.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Your your your little beside. Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Now, the other one that I wish, Oh, it's one
of those where you go, dude, where's a cop when
you want one?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I know, the kids.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That are on the e bikes doing wheelies like and
they're they're weaving, they're doing those.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Like they're not e bikes, they're just like big wheeled
BMX bikes.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Well there's nose.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
But the kids in our neighborhood are doing things on
the electric bikes as well, and they're.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
In around corners.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It's at night, like you can't even see them because
the bikes are black, you know what I mean, they're
wearing dark colored clothing. I'm not saying you need to
be like a pussy and have a light on your bike,
you know, but like, dude, have a little common sense.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
And basically make them into unicycles, which is just hilarious.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
And I guess one of the cool things is to
not chicken. It's not playing chicken, but you're trying to get.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
As close as you can.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, get as close as you can. You've seen it right, Yeah,
it's all over the place.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's all over social media and the big cities.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Make the make the person in the car think that
you're gonna hit them or they're going to hit you,
and they swear out of the way just the last second.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Yeah, but who's that for? I mean, you'll die, not
the driver.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well you're right, you won't.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
But you know of these kids and you know who's
it forced to show off to your friends or on
social media.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You feel like a like an old person hicking their
fist at the gus. But still it's I think because
you have enough life experience now that you go something.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Idiots And are they wearing helmets?
Speaker 8 (19:03):
No, that's the biggest No.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
I feel like, do you also see the kids doing
that with blowing fire extinguishers?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I've seen it three times?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Seen that?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Yeah, you gotta live in my hood.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Phone so like like spray like they're like doing pop
and wheelies and like spraying fire.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
So cool man, The idiots different.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That's what we should have been doing. Like in the
eighties and the nineties, we didn't have anything, right, we
didn't have phones or anything.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Have everything BMX bikes back in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
But you now you have a bike boarding that you
don't need a license for these e bikes that will
haul ask my childhood friend and I my buddy Joe
that I've talked about a number of times. We were
just having this conversation about you can you imagine the
damage we would have done if you had bikes, Like
how far we could have gotten, all the other things that.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
We could have done.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
The world would have been so much opened up, and
those all the things we dreamed, or just the Internet
or being able to like not having to be necessarily
even at each other's house to play you know, football
video games like whatever.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, just speak. It's just been real all.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
The stuff you could have done, uh, you know, just
with the internet period. And you're bored enough that now
it's like you're doing wheelays on e bikes in the dark,
fire off fire extinguishers.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
But that's why I kind of held at least they're
doing that and.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
We're complaining just a few years ago that everybody was
in the house and now on the back outside being
kind of douchebags. But they're outside again.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
At least they're doing stuff. Yeah. Does that make it okay? No?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
But does that make it like that? Would you rather, Okay,
here's what you're not.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Doing douchebag behavior when we're a kid. No, it's just
their version of it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
No, I understand, I understand, But like now with perspective,
with life experience, they.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Don't have that, Greg, would you like traffic today?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
No? And the stuff I did as a kid I
would never do now. But we would take set up
jumps and jump our bike's over creeks and white firecrackers
and put them into here's.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
The thing to my favorite is the magnifying glass burning stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, Dennis the menace over Yah, that's where he got
the name menace, I guess.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
But like the cops are certainly on us and in
the neighborhoods. If kids were doing dumb kids things and
then you were also in trouble at home and you
got your ass whooped, your dad would belchis if you
got buster for that kind of stuff. It just seems
like everybody's doing it and we're posting it online.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
You would have never posted that stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
That's yeah, you shut up right, what are you doing?
You know that video that was talking about where they
set up the rolling wall or Taylor Swift and she
(21:55):
was leaving the Chiefs game, I'd post that on our
Instagram story if you want to see it at the
Woody Show on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah I missed that one now.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Somebody on the on the text I said, like Greg
made the points like just so embarrassing, like if you
if you don't want to be seen, don't go to
the stadium.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah, you know, yeah, like watch it at home like
everybody else.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah. But something in the text said the wall thing
with Taylor is much more of a safety thing, not
a privacy thing. Charlie Kirk made comments about her before,
so we better be safe right now now.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's like it's not.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
A bulletproof wall, right you know. Yeah, It's like, you know,
if somebody was going to attack or somebody really is
going to do something, they would do it. I don't
I don't think this rolling wall being pulled by a
twenty one year old chick is going to like necessarily
stop anything.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Well, it definitely makes it less not as easy.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, I mean it does, and I see that part
of it. It could be a security thing. You can.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
You can see it's on our It's on our Instagram page.
It's just so over the top of the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
A cameraman who has been working with the singer Benson
Boone on his tour he got wasted. We were talking
about the the Redneck News the guy wasted on the
Barbie power wheels jeep. Well, this guy, this cameraman for
the Benson Boone tour, got wasted. He ended up walking
into a clothing store. He stood between the racks and
he peed all over the clothes and on the racks.
(23:23):
The manager called the cops and when they questioned him,
he admitted that he had been drinking and it smoked
little weed. He was arrested, charged with criminal mischief and
disorder the intoxication. Oh god, So I don't know how
your weekend went, but control yourself?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Did he say? Like, Hey, can I get out of
jail because I got to go run the camera for
Benson Boone?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Like how do they know he peed in the store?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Me?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Been there?
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Like yeah, out in public where I was wasted, not
really knowing where I was.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I thought when he said been there, I thought you said.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Like a phone booth thing that was like it was
kind of like a like an art piece.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I thought it was a bathroom. But you won't go.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
I was wasted.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
You didn't know where he was.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
I didn't know where it was, and I thought it
was a like a and then so people had to
pull me out and I got ejected from the venue.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, do they still get people when you get busted
for public urination?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Are you still put on the sex offender the sex offenders?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
It's stillways the rumor. I don't know if that was
actually it outside Feld, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I don't know that was horrible boxes. I don't know
if that's that's a universal thing. I thought that was
maybe like you know, by jurisdiction or something.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Maybe depending on where you did it.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Yeah, they come down because you're whipping it out right.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
I thought if it was like at a park or
something that's technically a playground for children, then I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Well, when you got a p you know, yeah, pee
on city Hall once. I was so drunken. Oh on
this building. I mean, peing outside is great, It's so
much fun.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
This says I like it too. This says generally you
will not be put on the sex offender orchestry. You
will get something though for public indecency or public news.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
That would sucktime and nobody saw you. You're not exposing anything.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I love peeing and well outside like.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I love people out.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Like in the forest or whatever. Like what's better.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I wouldn't think it'd be as cool or as fun
for a chick. Items like more messy.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I don't think it is.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
It splatters, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
It doesn't.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Are you peeing on like glass? I mean parking lots
and stuff and that I'm talking about, like like wooded areas.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't think that women have as sharp a stream
as a dude does.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I wouldn't think so, because it kind of fans out
right like a hose nose. I have the different settings.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
It can fan out like its.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Fans out right. It's not like a it's not like
a laser stream. It's more like a that's true.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Like you put your thumb over the hose, like you said,
But if you squat down and you're on just a
little bit of an incline, like you'll be cool. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, like if it's going on the pine needles, right exactly,
it just seems.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Like there's more opportunity for especially because like you're also
squatting down right, I'm saying, there's there's more of an
opportunity for a mess.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Or or taken completely off. Yeah, and then really just
spread your really get in there.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, Like somebody, are you my wife? Are you wiping
after you pee? And I go, No, I was using
the bidet because we have one of those butt washing
toilet seats, which I love. I've told you it's that
and a king sized mattress are two game changers that
you should at some point in your adult life invest
in a good mattress and uh, you know, like a
(26:41):
good adult king sized mattress at some point. And then
the butt washing toilet seat. You should enjoy the luxury
of that at some point. Now, when you use the
butt washing toilet seat, like, dude, the back of your
balls get so wet.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I can only imagine they're hanging in the way. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So like when I get up from using the bidet,
I don't necessarily I don't have to clean my ass
that my ass is clean, but I do have to
dry the backside of my balls.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Your backsack.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, the backsack needs to get dried.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's so Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
But they have dryers, the fancy ones that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You do, and that's as annoying as the hand dryers
and public restrooms.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
It takes too long. It takes too long.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
It's like it's just two cycles.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's yeah, it's it's quicker just to stand up, grab
some toilet paper, dry, Yeah, just wipe the backside of
your balls down.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
I do have a question to be done.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
This does bag the question when you guys always say
you shake and you shake and you but you still
get some like p in your pants.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Why don't you wipe with a piece of toilet paper because.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
The wiecause the wiping is just for what hovers on
the on the tip.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
It's inside still and then it comes out.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
And then you almost have to like like a straw
with like dike coke.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Still you almost you almost have to like tug yourself
off like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I get like like you.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Go, you know, when you're squeezing that last bit of
toothpaste out of the out of the tube. Yeah, like
you goes you go to the base down where it
meets the balls and you kind of have to like
kind of ring it out. Yeah, it's so funny. It's
not just shake. I think the people who just shake
those are the people who end up in there. You
squeeze it really kind of got a squeeze and the
kind of like milk it out.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Of the dude, It is so funny that you said
the thing because I was at the mall just the
other day.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
It looks like someone's jerking out.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
I was like, I was like, dude, weird is this
guy like yeah something? And I was like, oh, he
just like, you know, trying to get anything out.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
But this was weird.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
First second there, I thought he was like straight up.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
When I was a kid, I went on a road
trip with a friend and his parents, and the dad
would go into the public bathroom use the urinal to pee,
and then go into the stall and poop. Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Why not just do both in the toilet?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I think it's strange. And Bort does this. I've noticed,
like it doesn't matter even if he was in there
by himself, Like I come into the bathroom after he's.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Already been in there. He's only a stall guy. He's
only a stall.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Yeah, no matter what.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
And he says it's for safety reasons. What what?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Some people can't come up behind him. He doesn't like
to do what.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I don't know. I think bounder or did something to
him while he was peeing and it traumatized him. Is
that right?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Or something just came up behind him and took him
from behind.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
When your brother does that, when your brother has your
way with you at exactly, We'll be right back. Meanwhile,
Sea Bass will continue his endless search for the perfect wig. Yeah,
I mean hair flex, Sorry, I mean hair system. Get it.
That's not my scalp.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
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