FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 16th 2025 Podcast

News Headlines, Dating Stuff, Tha Crossroads & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning. Today's Tuesday. It is September sixteenth,
twenty twenty five. Thank you for being here giving us
some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Goerey. Good morning,
we got Menace, Hi, you got grand is here. Good
morning Gina. There is a Sea Bass or Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. There is Sammy,
our executive producer. Our video producer is Vaughn. He's on
the job today. We got bored and we got Benji
holding things down. Wood He Show Production department phones here.
They're open for you at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. So we got the Crossroads today. That's
the big headline Woody Show. Crossroads.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
People complain, I mean you go online anytime. People just
that's what they do. They're professional complainers all day. The
people that we find the most interesting are the ones
that they listen every day and they hear about all
the stuff that we talk about or joke about, or
whatever it is. And then there is that that one
line in the sand, for whatever reason, hits that's the
deal breaker. They've been listening for quote a long time

(01:53):
and this is where they draw the line.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
But they're out. They want to make sure everybody knows that.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
A lot of times they're sending the emails to our
the stage, an email that goes to all the bosses
and everything else, trying to brat us.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Out and get us some trouble. Yeah, a few options
for entertainment these days. Yeah, you're complaining about us? Is
nothing that uh that shocks us?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah. In fact, yeah, I get quite a bit of
entertainment out of it.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
So love it.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
Now.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
This is the public service that we provide because the
people that are complaining complaining about really silly things, and so,
like you what do they call it's like a masochistic
kind of yeah kind of thing where it's like, you know,
you enjoy bringing pain upon yourself. And so rather than
the mental terrorism of of tuning in every we're essentially
firing these people and telling them we're sending them to

(02:37):
the crossroads, get out of here. Yeah, So that's coming
up for you today. Also some of the trending news headlines.
We've got the birthdays, We've got the porn of birthday
and more coming up here on the Woody Show this morning.
Did you buy that thing that you were showing Greg?
Menis the tire?

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Me?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
So, I never realized that Menace was ever into racing
of any kind. It's a pretty much new thing somewhat. Yeah,
the F one the new thing. But we were talking
about something and you were you you mentioned like all
this racing stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh no, I know what it was.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
It was like even back in the day, the old
school video games, you were in all the racing.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:15):
I was really in the racing games. Yeah, F zero
and then even a bike and games all that kind
of stuff. Yeah, I guess I kind of was loosely
into racing. I used to go to racetracks when I
was a kid. Yeah, but nothing like super high end.
It's kind of like local stuff. But yeah, I don't know.
But the thing that you're bringing up there was like

(03:35):
this F one tire that looks like a speaker that
you can have in your living room. I go, great,
how Peanut Burr and Jelous would you be if I
had this in my house, and he was going to
cry for the decor.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
That's the other way around. It's this speaker that looks
like a tire. Yeah, this is a looking tired.

Speaker 10 (03:53):
Yeah, it looks legit that you put on your whatever
on your bookshelves, mantle.

Speaker 9 (04:01):
Yeah, yeah, I could see that in your garage. Yeah,
I know. But they were displaying it in somebody's living,
right you, Greg, Would you ever have I thought about this?

Speaker 5 (04:13):
You know, you're not into like things like that, but
like you things that you are into wine, sure, example, like,
would you ever have something that looked like or maybe
it was like a repurposed wine barrel.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
He's admitted that he.

Speaker 9 (04:27):
Would get the giant wineglass thing that they were selling
at Costco for a minute.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I thought about that for one second, and you would
display that. I don't think i'd display it.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
It would just about What about the barrel though, because
the barrel you can like actually have something.

Speaker 11 (04:40):
On you like a little bar table.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, I don't. I don't think I would, to be honest.
The cheesiest thing I had and I can't believe I
even't had this on my wall so dumb, and I
took it down about six months ago because I realized
I was a hypocrite. It's just a nettle words that
are letters that spell wine. I thought, yeah, down. But

(05:08):
I saw it at a winery when I was doing
some wine tasting that I was drunk, and I'm like, oh,
this thing is so cool. It says wine, and it
had this depth to it, so I you could open
it up like a little cage almost, and I filled
it with course and I had that in my kitchen
for quite some time, and then one day it dawned

(05:29):
on me, what am I doing? Such a hypocrite. It
says wine. So I took that down. I don't even
know where I put it.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
There was a time when the whole like you know,
sign this says laundry and was in the laundry, and
like that was a thing. It has, It had its moments.
Still people are still doing it. But like go to
hot lobby, there's a trillion. I'm saying it's an outdated
trend that is somehow stuck around for but it's not.
I don't I don't see it in the the I
don't see it in the big numbers like you used to,

(05:57):
like when you walk to someone's house, you would almost
always see it if you're in the suburbs at least.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, some more time in like yeah, suburban Cincinnati or something. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Like no, no, I'm saying like back in the everybody
would have it, but now it's like very I don't
think you see.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
It all that at as much.

Speaker 11 (06:11):
Greg, I have a question for you.

Speaker 12 (06:13):
Then.

Speaker 11 (06:13):
I don't do word art either, But I do have
a spoon rest, you know, on my oven, and it
says play spoon here.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's so cute?

Speaker 11 (06:21):
Is that is that.

Speaker 8 (06:23):
Just on the line.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I wouldn't leave it I have. I have a spoon rest,
but I keep it in a drawer.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I question question on the text you could text over
to nine eighty seven. What's the tackiest thing somebody can
have in their house? What's the tackiest thing somebody can
have their house? Text on over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
My list is long. I would paint like even though
they're fun pool table?

Speaker 11 (06:47):
What about a neon sign?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
No, no neon.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
One thing is a fridge that I saw that looks
like like a Marshall amparo.

Speaker 11 (06:59):
Put that next to your tire speaker.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
That would be cool here at the radio station.

Speaker 10 (07:04):
In context, I disagree because I think radio stations try
to gleam on or glama on. I should say to
real musicians where we do we have nothing to do
with music, but we hang a gold record on our wall.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, what do you go? Doc stations?

Speaker 9 (07:19):
What are the guys dressed like he's in but he's
so douchey?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Well, I think that makes sense if the nineties though, Yes,
like a guy in the radio, it's like, you know,
you're not in a band, right.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, but it's music at Jason, meaning like you know,
you have a lot of dealings with the artists, like
the artists and you do. Yeah, so that's why they
send out those like golden platinum records because feel cool
just because your your station, you know, was you know,
uh got him.

Speaker 11 (07:43):
To the popular yeah music.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yeah, like you know, we did all the work, but
you were you were part of the process of of
the of the mass promotion.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Of that of a participation trophy. It might be okay,
so the amp refrigerator would be cool at the theater
that we have, yeah, where music is being played like
by musicians, yes, yes, yeah, music.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Female radio station still seemed like you know, you have
guitars on the wall or different things like that. It
still seems to make more sense than it does, Like
if I had that at my house. Yeah, how about.

Speaker 10 (08:14):
This the guy used to work with walk around with
like he would hang his pants on a backstage lamb
in it?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
He would, but he would wear that all day. Yeah,
where I was.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Four Woodie Again the question on the text, what's the
cheesiest thing somebody.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Can have in their house, like a piece of decor? Yeah,
they can have their house to.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
The Woody show, is.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
That I went the back?

Speaker 11 (08:38):
Hey, yep.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
It is Tuesday, September the sixteenth today.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Now a lot of people think Sink.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Of the mile is is the hot, but it's it's
today September sixteenth. It's Mexican Independence Day.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yes that like those there are some confusion with sink
of what is a bad?

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah, that's but I to say in Mexican Independence Day
today is national I Professionals Day means although with U,
I wonder with AI, like how much more are we
going to get.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Out of it? People? Anger?

Speaker 5 (09:12):
And no, no, but you know what I mean, Like
if you need to figure out like how to fix
your computer or whatever, you can put those codes that
used to come up that only i T people would understand.
You just put that into a I'll tell exactly what's
going on. You still got to get it fixed, but
it can at least walk you through and maybe like
a process to whatever it is.

Speaker 9 (09:30):
I T people would be more like cloud based stuff.
It just runs the entire system.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Today's National playto Day, which man, when you got a
little kids, you got to ban that in your house
or keep it outside.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
Mix the colors together and ruin it.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
There's a National Tattoo Story Day, So what's the story
behind your tattoo?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Great? Today is Get Ready Day. Let's get ready.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
It's also National Step Family Day and World Barber Day.
Something you said about a good barber, you know, like
when you go in there, the straight razor, the hot shave.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
This is so good.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
We got the birthdays, the port of Birthday coming up
here and it's the second medicine tells first, what's happening
in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 9 (10:11):
Well, I know you guys were devastated when Sophia Fergara
didn't shut.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Up what is happening? It was like, what is happening?

Speaker 9 (10:19):
She said she was going but I don't know if
you saw she had allergic reaction to something, probably make
up in her eye and it got wall bunched herself. Yeah,
she went to the hospital to get her eyes like
drained out with water.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Know what happens when you get that stuff in your eyes?
Stings for a while. Yeah, everybody knows.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
It was only one eye.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Sometimes sometimes it's just it's not a wide spread. Yeah,
so the makeup only affects one eye. That's weird.

Speaker 9 (10:49):
It is weird makeup, interesting makeup. Oh okay, all right,
well she didn't go. Now something that did go And
I just love reading the comments afterwards was Cindy Sweeney.
And Cindy Sweeney went and presented an award and she
was wearing a red dress. So I decided, just for fun,

(11:11):
let's go look at some photos on Instagram. What the
comments are going to be like about Cindy Sweeney Jessica,
And believe it or not, a lot of hot people
were in the comments saying, oh she is mid. I
don't see what the big deal is, And then when
you click on their profile, we're like, oh, I get

(11:31):
why this.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Person is commenting.

Speaker 10 (11:32):
So it's a bow type dress, I'm guessing, and it's
doesn't cover any part of her breast above the nipple.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Yeah, no, no, but yeah, if you want to go
check out those photos, they are available online. Now, Sammy,
are you for reals in the country music because I'm
gonna ask you about something that happened and it was
all over online in the country scene and beyond. Did
you see the Zach Bryan and Gavin Hancock fight?

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Did?

Speaker 11 (12:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
So I saw like a very short part of it
working in.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
The actual fight, like argument or like throwing punches fence
to get to him. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:09):
So, just to give you a little backstory, Zach Brian
known a legend maniac and country singer, maybe folks singer,
I don't know, like people like to put him in
different categories, but he is a massive, massive artist. And anyways,
so he performed a couple of months back and a
lot of you know, fans, they'll wait out in the

(12:31):
parking lot after a show and try to like get
a picture or something signed. And Zach Brian did a
show and a lot of people were waiting and he
just drove on by. Now, some fans commented said, Hey,
I waited out here for four hours to try to
see you, and you just kept on driving Zach Brian
responded and said, look, I gave you two and a

(12:52):
half hours.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I had to go.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
Now this other singer, Gavin Hancock, commented on that social
He said, yes, said ad Cock whatever ad Cock is important.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
It says, that's not how you treat fans. So this
is how this beef started.

Speaker 9 (13:11):
Now over the weekend, they just happened to be at
the same country festival at the same time. Now, Zach
Bryan is on another side of a fence that is
covered in bob wire. Zach Bryan spots this Gavin guy
starts talking back to him and says, well, come on over.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Well, Zach Bryan climbs the bob wire fence. The bob
got bob wire, bob wire, bob wire? What is it
called bob wire fence? Bob What makes it bobbed? I
don't know. You don't know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (13:48):
Am I saying correctly? What's the correct wabed? Bob wire?
They have a bunch of bob his name is Bob Dwyer.
When you get to the top of the bob wire fans,
it's a bunch of bobs.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Razor wire. And then he starts just for fun, I
would say so I don't have to go through so
I don't have to go through that. This is this
is more fun.

Speaker 9 (14:13):
So he like starts starting through this guy towards this
guy Gavin, and then the Galln guy just starts walking backwards.

Speaker 10 (14:21):
Okay, yeah, I mean so he tried to throw some
punches and stuff like that, one guy saying he didn't
respect the fans enough.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, okay, pretty much Zach Bryant's side. How was he
supposed to know how long these people are waiting for him?
And if they do choose to wait for him, that
makes you entitled to get to meet him? Because while
yeah dumb, I.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Mean, Zach did stand on business and hop that bob
wire fence. When did stand on business become the thing
to say? Honestly, I feel like I just noticed it,
like the last two weeks.

Speaker 10 (14:53):
Okay, really, what's your what's your what's your witnessing? I
have been watching this is You've been watching the the
movement of a phrase. It starts in the on the
streets and the hip hop in the hip hop world
and makes its way to suburban.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, suburban their parents.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
We're at the whites, yes, which which which makes the
streets no longer. I want to deal with that term whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
So it's not cool in the streets anymore.

Speaker 11 (15:16):
No, no, no, no, white kids parents are saying it now.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Okay, now I'm saying it if I'm saying it ironically.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Because I'm seeing it because I like to read the
comments on different stories. It's oh do so and so
standing on business. I had not picked up on that
until about two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'm saying it jokingly.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
It's new to me. I had not heard it until
about two weeks, which it brings me to another thing.

Speaker 10 (15:38):
I think pretty much all slang, almost all slang, it
comes out of hip hop. Think about everything we say
that is slang these days and has been slang for
the past fifty years.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Who cool enough to start?

Speaker 11 (15:49):
They decide what's cool, and then we trickle out and
they move on.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Like a lot of gay stuff that gets too don't
forget the games.

Speaker 10 (15:55):
I would say hip hop number one, gaze number two,
and then like video game gamer stuff number three. As
far like everything that we say, women moron say, Hey,
that trailer dropped, that hip hop talk from the nineties
album dropped.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
My kids are really big now on pressed? Does that mean?
Like why are you getting so pressed on that?

Speaker 11 (16:13):
You know, like, sa are they saying chopped? That's chopped?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
That's that's been.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Around for Yeah, I mean not not as much as
pressed pressent six seven's been.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Right, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
To get it.

Speaker 9 (16:31):
One last thing on country music, I don't know if
you saw. The Grammys are now making changes for the
next show where they're gonna actually split the country category
into two. Instead of just Best Album, it's going to
be Best Album for Best Contemporatary Contemporary Country Music Album,
and Best Traditional Country Music Album.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
Smart because that gives him more craigs. It's not going
to be all these stupid guys named like Cody Banks.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Well, they're making this after Beyonce one.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
So if you watch NASCAR for the fight, you can
listen to country music for the fight. Timber FROMNASCAR for
the crashes, you can listen to the country music for
the fights.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
You like it.

Speaker 13 (17:05):
Yeah, see beefield Ye used to be that se that
used to be a hip hop thing too. Yeah, we'll
fight you got beef show shimerday. We're going this shiver David,
We're gonna sit bag it's shivery and you know we
don't do.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
We'll start with the celebrities.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Happy birthday to Amy Poehler, who is fifty four today.
Molly Shannon, a former SNL er, is sixty one, Mickey
Rourke is seventy three. Actress Jennifer Tilly is sixty seven today.
He got Nick Jonas, who's thirty three. Magician David Copperfield,
Oh me too, Greg How old is David David Copperfield today?

(17:44):
Oh god, I don't know? Sixty nine? Yeah, he is
the same show since he was about thirty. Probably got
Mark Anthony who is fifty seven. Ed Begley Junior is
seventy six, and mother e f and Richard Marx. Yeah,
just talking about so many big songs. My wife and
I went on like a you know, mid midlife date night.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Mid life crisis dat playing a library, community College College,
the theater.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
At Community College, and it was a good show though
we were the youngest people there by fifteen twenty years.
Richard Marx is sixty two years old today, and your
porno birthday today is Ava Adams and today's birthday, Girl,
she's done more blowing than a Gen xer into an
old school Nintendo cartridge seven hundred and seventy eight. Fine films,

(18:32):
including a new one that I know Greg will love.
It's called Ava Adams in Naughty vacuuming his favorite word,
his favorite things, vacuuming. Also, I enjoy this one, Greg,
because you like the public neude out public sex at
the beach Volume one. She was amazing and Ava punishes

(18:53):
her step son for sniffing her panties. She was in
Stay at Home Whoors Volume one? Some Moms Off my
boyfriend mom and who can forget her?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Unforgetable roll in part of me? But your mouth is
on my penis.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
That's David Adams, who is forty six years old today.
And that's your part of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Tuesday morning. Look what's happening in the
world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
That's the dream job. Stay at home hard, That's right,
that's Greg's all you want to be, all I want.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Show?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
All right, Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Hey, So, uh, how's the how's the dust thing going better?

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Better?

Speaker 11 (19:38):
Yeah, we did some swiffering and uh clearing out some
of the goblins and ghosts.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
You need to need the nevage.

Speaker 11 (19:45):
I just didn't get up early enough to do it.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
What is that is the irrigation thing?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Like it?

Speaker 5 (19:52):
It pushes water through the one side. And but the
thing with navage compared like the netty pot. The netty
pot is just where you kind of tilt your head.
Gravity does the work, whereas the avage has a suction
on the one side that pulls it all through.

Speaker 11 (20:03):
Oh, I have both, and I prefer the Divageva is
awesome because if you do the nettie and you like
go about your business and you like throw your head
a certain way, all this shooting out.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Of here, I think I would gag yourself.

Speaker 11 (20:16):
Oh no, it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
You learn the proper breathing. I'll bring it in and
clean your Yeah.

Speaker 11 (20:22):
They're expensive, they are, but you get to see what
comes out, which is also water. It's advised you should
so you don't get a brain eating a meva.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah that wouldn't anyway.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Yeah, Gina is moving moving this weekend.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, well iHeart radio music festival Friday and Saturday, and
then we get back on Sunday, and she's moving on Sunday.

Speaker 11 (20:41):
Meet the moving trucks depending on what house there.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
What a RESTful week now, Greg, you have done a
lot of your own moving. Yes, even more recently.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, I don't do it, dude, Yeah, never again. This
is how Greg destroys back ruined my right arm on
his arm, my shoulder, Yeah, your shoulder, your back too,
wasn't it like I've always had back problems, but no,
this was my right shoulder and I've never recovered.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Now.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Jenna did have a question because she asked me so uh,
I said, oh god, I don't know if I would
ask Greg this question.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Greg, is it acceptable to move things in trash bags? Yeah,
just for a personal move from house to house? I
would say yes, thank you. Animal, I would say yes.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
I found like you would insist that everything be you know,
put into like you know box. Yeah what what what's
that really fancy?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
They sell to me?

Speaker 9 (21:33):
To me, yeah, a bunch of bags our stuff from
the container store.

Speaker 11 (21:36):
And this was this was all Andy, my husband's idea,
because I was like, we need boxes for clothes. He
goes boxes, go out, get the you know, thirty gallon
trash bags.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
There sounds good. You catch that one thing that was
in those in those trash bags clothing and what to animals?
Not my in the child there is a child that
lives in their house child.

Speaker 11 (21:53):
Well he's ten, but this this is stuff he's accumulated
that we're gonna put wherever it's not gonna fit in
his very small new room.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
This might be a good time.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Have you gone through stuff like as you're have you
gone through to get rid of stuff you have no idea?
And keeping the stuffed animals, well some of he I
say to keep.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Like five of them.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
You had like twenty of them in the room.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, he just leaves them on his bed like you
had a step son I do.

Speaker 11 (22:18):
They're not like Polly Pocket. They're like they're like and
Mario and Gwser.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Called you last stuff animal when you were kid. What
was the last one you had? Probably no one Teddy
Bear that was it.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Oh and then I had a cheetah I called Chester Cheetah. Yeah.
My son still has like it was his og. But
it's not out. I don't put those away like he
just stopped having it out.

Speaker 11 (22:42):
Because he also has a Homer Simpson and groundskeeper Willie.
He's all one at like the fair.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah it's okay. Yeah, he loves all this. I don't.
I don't mind that stuff. That's still very very not.

Speaker 11 (22:52):
Ye, it's not his uh you know, Mawana doll.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Although I've already kind of forgotten about like where the
cutoff is for certain things, and I'm not going to get.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Into too much detail on it. For the parents out there,
it might be, you know, like, oh God, what are
you going to talk about? But yeah, I just it
just happens. It just happens. It just happens.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
Now.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
I also would not encourage it to keep happening, you
know what I mean, Like I wouldn't be like, oh no,
you know, let's let's keep.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
All these stuffed animals around that god know, because you're
gonna set him up where you know, he's gonna have
a friend that comes over who does judge it, and
then that gets out right, and then all the other
kids they know about it right exactly Credit.

Speaker 11 (23:32):
To me and only me because I am the only
adult in my opinion, Well my husband is kind of
but I'm the adult that really looks out for this
kid's like cred Like I tell him, like, now don't
get that shirt, that's that's not cool, or you know,
like we need to get you a new bedspread because
I don't think you want to move to you know,
a new place with your Mario bedspread. Let's get you
like an older kid one.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Why aren't you trying to steer them away from uh
la boo boo?

Speaker 11 (23:56):
Yeah here recently, I guess what he has to talk
about two months But you said.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Him the theater camp.

Speaker 11 (24:01):
He wanted to go, and he was great.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
He kept him from labus.

Speaker 11 (24:05):
But you said in the theater tad when he's god,
he's saying, I cried like a baby. But in general
for stuff that like his friends are gonna attend, I
try to keep things cool.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Okay, Yeah, I guess ten days right about that age
where you loss over. Yeah, it's it's yeah, you're you're
It's like, man, you stop talking about like cartoons and well.

Speaker 11 (24:24):
This might be for Bourton Vaughan. He was cleaning out
under his bed and he's like, I just hear from
the other room, whoa god, what is it? What these
stupid little like ball things that you throw and they
open up and it's like a game like that.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Oh it's a public Pokemon.

Speaker 11 (24:42):
Yeah, that kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
What did your husband's take on all that? Like, what
does your husband's take on like theater camp?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Not a fan. He's tried to tak him out to
play like basketball and stuff like that.

Speaker 11 (24:52):
Okay, that's all they do. That's cool to counteract the
work I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
So yeah, so Andy boun Andy did take the boy
with him to Tony Horton's house a workout.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
So now they're all working out. Oh now it's a
family affair.

Speaker 11 (25:06):
Except for me.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah. Oh, can we get an endless rope? I don't
think so, can we?

Speaker 13 (25:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (25:12):
So you just keep pulling this thing.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Well, now I know what to get you for, like
a housewarm Please, I'll get you an endless rope.

Speaker 11 (25:18):
In fact, at some point I have questions for Greg
about the interior of this new house, and I really
need you to back me up on.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Where to put the bar exactly in the garage. In
the garage eight seven seven forty four, Woody, send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
It's the Woody Show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
You know, The Woody Show.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
What is weird?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
It's another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct world.
Tuesday morning. It's September sixteenth, twenty twenty five. Greg Grass,
you got Sea Bass, You've got Sam Morgan is here?
Phones open you can call in be part of whatever
you like, topic contest, whatever that might be, eight seven,
seven forty four, whatding. You can also send us a

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text if you like, go to two nine eight seven.
I'm gonna jump right into the trending news headlines.

Speaker 11 (26:18):
Robert Redford, you know the name, The Oscar winning actor, oh, director,
and founder of the Sundance Film Festival. By the way,
he died, he knows, Yeah, he died at his home
in Utah. He was known for films like Butch Cassidy,
The Sundance Kid, The Sting, All the President's Men.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
How about The Natural? Oh the Best? You gotta love
that movie.

Speaker 11 (26:37):
That's such a great movie.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I watched that a billion times as a kid too,
and I remember.

Speaker 11 (26:42):
Hearing like, so that's old for baseball. What was he
gonna be like thirty five or something? That was the
big deal. He built a six decade career in both
in front of the camera behind the camera. And not
only was he a big Hollywood icon, he was also
a big environmental activist. Survived by his wife, two daughters,
and a grandchild, Roy Hobbs.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Dude, Yeah, when I was growing up, Robert Redford was
what Brad Pitt is today like every chick.

Speaker 11 (27:06):
Oh, it's so funny because I always think about Golden
Girls and all the references are Robert Redford and Paul
Newman and that's our George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Do you remember what the name of the bat? Oh,
Roy Hobbs, the Natural. Yeah, because I never saw lightning
struck a tree on his farm. He was like a
little kid and he grew up playing baseball on his
farm and lightning struck this tree and he made a
bat out of the tree that got.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Hit by lightning. That's cool, and uh, yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
It was a very special bat called lightning wonder Boy.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, it did have Yeah.

Speaker 11 (27:48):
A week two of the NFL season is in the
books after a Monday night football doubleheader last night. In
the first game, the Bucks went down to Houston pulled
off a late comeback when with Baker Mayfield leading the
team down the field for a game winning TD with
six seconds left. In the second game, the Chargers took
care of the Raiders twenty to nine. Justin Herbert had
two touchdowns. There was a little bit of controversy not

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on the field though, more dildos no, well, depending on
if you like him or not. But when the ESPN
cameras looked at the Raiders coaches box, they saw Tom Brady,
who's a minority owner of the team. So a dildo, right,
that's what Tom Brady was sitting in with the coaches
with a headset on.

Speaker 13 (28:25):
Now.

Speaker 11 (28:26):
People pointed out that Brady's sitting in is giving him
an unfair scouting advantage for the Raiders while working as
a broadcaster for Fox. But don't worry the NFL. They
haven't said anything, but they handled it by scrubbing all
the videos and pictures of Brady sitting there.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
By the way, there were three green dildo incidents this weekend.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh wow. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
The first one was right after there was a touchdown
the Jags Bengals game. In fact, the way it flew
in after the play, the TV guys thought it was
a flag that was thrown and flag.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Funny.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
And then uh, there's a dildo near the end zone
as the Jets who are attempting to score against the
Buffalo Bills. That one wasn't green though, And then the
Bears Lions game, there's another dildo back to Green on
that one.

Speaker 11 (29:16):
So it's infiltrated all sports.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, epidemic.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
Oh my god, green Dildell cells are the the dildo
phenomenon is a is a thing?

Speaker 11 (29:25):
Yep for the Formal charges should be announced today against
the twenty two year old a hole who shot and
killed Charlie Kirk at his event in Utah last week.
He hasn't confessed to the police, though, but he may
have confessed to everything in a discord chat online. According
to TMZ, he allegedly sent a message to a group
of about twenty people saying, hey, guys, I have some

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bad news for y'all. It was me at UVU yesterday.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yeah, because they were all, I guess joking because they
all knew this guy. He was a gamer and he
was in his discord chat or whatever, like, dude, the
guy they're looking for on the news looks just like you.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah. Well that's when he posts like, oh well, hey guys,
got some bad news.

Speaker 14 (30:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (30:00):
Will authority say? The message was shared a few hours
before the arrest, and Discord later confirmed they found the
message and the shooter's account. Meanwhile, the FBI is now
looking to see if the shooter had any help. The
FEDS are going through all of his online history, online groups,
all the evidence so far. They have a handwritten note
from the guy before the murder saying I have the
opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk and I'm going to

(30:22):
take it.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah. So there was like that's one of the conspiracies
that he's the new Lee Harvey Oswald. Yeah, right, yeah,
there was a second shooter. The book depository. The faces.

Speaker 11 (30:36):
Yeah, they showed like you said, menace the faces and
ones like he has a detached to your lobe and
his is attached. You guys figured out. Let me know. Well,
on top of all that, reports had come out saying
the shooter had gotten more extreme in his views. So
now the FBI is subpoenating people in his little circle
to get a better idea of how he might have
been radicalized.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
And when first of all called the internet.

Speaker 11 (30:56):
Yeah yeah, Internet, Well, yesterday we told you about that
nurse in New Jersey who was suspended from her hospital
job after calling out a surgeon online who said that
Charlie kark Kirk's murder was deserved.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
It sounded weird, yeah, because the surgeon had posted something
like celebrating basically Charlie Kirk's death, and she she.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
Took like appalled faces and she got suspended. Well, we
have an update on that the surgeon has resigned from
the hospital. The hospital says in a statement that they've
accepted the resignation and they've reinstated the nurse that they
originally suspended. And they said in a statement the nurse
was never fired. She was never told she was going
to be fired or will miss any pay. But as
of now, the lawsuit has already been filed over the

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wrongful suspension and still stands.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
God, what a disaster. I know, like you share your
stupid opinion at least to firings and all this mess
lawsuit day out of it.

Speaker 11 (31:50):
Well, the other murderer that's doing court today is Luigi
MANGIONI remember him. You know, he's the one who shot
and killed the United Healthcare CEO last year. Well, he'll
be in court today where the judge is set to
rule on some defense motions. Luigi's lawyers want his want
to dismiss his murder indictment because he faces federal charges
for the same killing.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
They're saying can be like doubles exactly, yeah, right, but
my mother thing. They're trying to get some other stuff dismissed,
like pesky facts, stuff that you love.

Speaker 11 (32:16):
You want the judge to throw out evidence cops got
during the arrest, along with whatever Luigi said to the cops.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah, those pesky facts, you don't get that don't really
you know what. It throws a wrench into you trying to,
you know, convict somebody of murder.

Speaker 11 (32:29):
So getting off on a technicality is so blood boiling.
I hate that stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Why are you even going through all this? Exactly?

Speaker 11 (32:37):
Well, the US Treasury Secretary made the announcement that all
brain rotted gen zers have been waiting for in some
gen airs. Unfortunately. The Secretary says that a framework for
a TikTok deal has been reached and there's a meeting
between China and the US on Friday to go over
all the details.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
It's not just a gen z jen Alpha thing. The
TikTok thing is that, man, I'm saying it with gen
X or millennials.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
It's everybody. It's everybody.

Speaker 11 (33:04):
Do I need to do I need to be on TikTok?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
No, right, nobody needs to be on anything but that
I'm saying saying all.

Speaker 11 (33:11):
The same stuff everywhere, Like there's a meme that says
like I'm an adult. I don't look at TikTok reels.
I wait until they go to Instagram and then I
look at them.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I like Instagram because of all the funny stuff that
you see.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah. Same, that's that's pretty much. That's pretty much it.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
I will say that the TikTok algorithm is way better
at serving content that you like.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oh yeah, it'll keep you on the apps.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
I'm good. Got no problem with Instagram. Instagram's treating pretty well. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
I just find some funny stuff on there. You know what,
I don't see a lot of on Instagram. I don't
see a lot of like the influencer type stuff. I
just see more, Hey, guys, Yeah, I just see more,
you know, just like goofy goofy stuff or content that
has been created. Like you like Instagram, try TikTok. Don't
try TikTok because the TikTok is where all the influencers are.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Hey, guys, to target, I'm trying to everything.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
It's purple.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm trying to tell you is it's going to feed
you what you like. So if you don't like that stuff,
it's not you're already well fed.

Speaker 15 (34:10):
We're good.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Here's the thing I took a. I took a position
on Facebook two decades ago at this point, and I've
never had one. You're not missing anything, and so I've
never signed up for Facebook. I'm taking that same position
with TikTok, Like I'm never going to have a TikTok.
I'm not even like I don't even know how to
log into the Woodie Show Facebook. I have no idea,
couldn't do it anything and ever I've ever needed you,

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never even looked at it. I don't know how to
operate like you with Twitter or what like how you're like,
I don't even know what I'm doing there. I don't
know what I'm doing. Like if somebody says, oh, something's
on here, they send me a Lincoln is one of
those things where you have to log in to see it,
something like menace, what's the what's.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
What's the password for? Please?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
I got to try to get into it, and then
I can't figure out like how to get to what
I'm looking for, and it's yeah, but the yeah TikTok
is that's not going to be for me.

Speaker 12 (35:00):
Well.

Speaker 11 (35:00):
Salt Lake City cops busted two guys after a fire
bomb was discovered under a news van. It had been lit,
but it didn't explode. Cops along with the FBI and
bomb squad, searched this home nearby, where they found explosives, guns, drugs,
which forced the entire street to be evacuated. The house
also had some anti Trump signs in it. And the
dudes are in custody and investigators are checking for ties

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to the Charlie Kirk assassination plot, but they haven't found
a connection there yet.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
The very nuts. What is going on? Yeah, well, the
whole world, just like what was the whole world gone crazy.
The whole world got quite that's it?

Speaker 11 (35:37):
Yeah, indeed like that.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
You're going to news vans. You're shooting people, shooting the messenger.
Could you disagree with them? Yeah? Exactly.

Speaker 12 (35:44):
Well.

Speaker 11 (35:44):
Finally, a woman in Florida saved her puppy from certain
death after a five foot alligator got ahold of it.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
I saw this. This is crazy.

Speaker 11 (35:52):
The woman was walking her dog behind her house when
the gate lunged out of a creek, grabbed the dog
by the collar. Her name is Danny Wright, and here
she talking about it on the news.

Speaker 14 (36:01):
I heard a squeal and I got pulled. The alligator
had him by his AirTag and drags him, and I
just punched and punched and punched, and I punched him
in the eye enough that he kind of let go,
like he unclamped a little and I pulled out, but
his teeth were like here and just drugged down my arm.

Speaker 11 (36:23):
Yeah, so she's a bad bitch because instead you can't
people like no, no, no, she just starts punching this thing,
and like she said, the gator dragged its teeth on
her arm and cut her up in the process.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I could tell just by her voice she's gotten very
callous hands. Hell yeah, city hands on that woman there.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
Well, she's gonna make each oppy puppy is unharmed. And
the gator, as for him, he was handled by Florida
Fish and Wildlife.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
These boots. Now he's a nice belt exactly.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
And that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
With all right, Thank you very much, Gina Grant.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yes three, all right, welcome back. The phones opened eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Woodie.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. New survey from Jenny Craig. I'm talking
to two thousand people, and it says that while it's
good you're in a committed relationship, that same relationship is
turning it into a fatty. According to the survey, seventy

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nine percent of people say they've gained weight since they
started dating their partner.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
That always happened, ben At.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
The average person has gained thirty six pounds yeah, since
the beginning of the relationship, with half of those pounds
being in the first year.

Speaker 11 (37:50):
Hull I believe it a lot of pounds.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
The survey says the reason for the weight gain is
due to people going out to eat way more, which
you know makes sense. At first you want to impress
your partner, but you know, going to different places training
and after you get comfy, you slide more into comfy food.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
That's i thing. Hence the weight gain.

Speaker 11 (38:09):
It's more about the nesting and the lake. Let's just
eat ice cream and watch movies.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, exactly right. When I first met Mario, we would
eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's every single the
hell yeah, it probably gained eighty pounds. Good all there.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
There used to be thinking like when you started working
at the Woody Show, you you know, gained it. Yeah, yeah,
the Woody Show. Thirty yeah, thirty thirty yeah, yeah, Oh dude.

Speaker 15 (38:32):
I gained weight when I started here for sure, did you. Yeah, yeah,
probably like fifteen pounds.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Is that just from all the random crap that was
around here?

Speaker 15 (38:40):
No, I think it's the sleep schedule. I was depressed
for a bit.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, I'm working on the show now.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, job job, that new job. Get all depressed.

Speaker 15 (38:49):
Yeah, great new job in your field.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, you have all that regret washing over you.

Speaker 15 (38:54):
But no, I mean all the food doesn't help either.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, I mean they're just like that was the thing man.
For a while. I had to put it. I had
to put it into it.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
It was to a certain degree I had to put
it into it because it was just non stop garbage.
And let's be honest, we don't have that kind of willpower.

Speaker 11 (39:13):
Seem a little like people delivering.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Too much food.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
No, no, no, it was like, you know, from huge
amounts like stuff that we would bring in things that
and we would be you know, it would basically be
something where you created your own problem because people would say, oh, okay,
well this is instead of spending money and advertising, I
can just bring these fat assesich seven pizzas. To the

(39:39):
cost of seven pizzas, I'm getting X number amount of
you know, airtime or whatever.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
It's behind the scenes and we're not.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Even thinking about it that way and pointed out to us.
And then the side effect of that is, yeah, we're
all gaining thirty pounds. Yeah, it happens. Yeah, my wife
and she was telling me, yes, she's going to try
to get on like a like a goov. Really, I mean,

(40:07):
you guys can talk to her. I told her, I said,
I don't know what you're talking about, but she's I
wouldn't even consider her remotely over it.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I don't even think they give it to her.

Speaker 11 (40:15):
Don't you horn in on drug?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Well, here's there's definitely places I will give it to you.
Most places will give it to you because insurance.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
But to also think about it, uh, you know o
zempic comes out when that was the first thing that
people started taking, and that was only supposed to be
for people who were diabetic, but somehow we all got it.
People lied, somehow a bunch of people got it and
it didn't it didn't even matter. But also, if you
really look at it, you are considered overweight no matter what,

(40:46):
because like the average weight of your height.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Outdated.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
Yeah, you should be outdated. I mean it was, it
was on it was what you were supposed to be.
But then you know, we kind of like kept on
moving the line because we're like fatty.

Speaker 11 (41:02):
My insurance company when I was doing my reduction, were like,
this BMI thing is a joke. It's it was created
and people glommed onto it. It's not real. It's outdated.
Like people with like zero percent body fat, like bodybuilders
are still like, how am I twenty and my BMI?
Like it's a stupid system, but if it gets you
your ozempi, go for it.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
I changed doctors somewhat recently because I thought I had
broken one of my fingers and all he did was
talk about my weight. Yeah that, I'll tell you about
six foot, give or take six foot, and then how
much you weigh one eighty four? Lucky, Hey, you're so skinny,

(41:44):
I know something like that. Lucky.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
This uh, this chick in China nearly died after eating
almost nothing but vegetables and using laxatives for two weeks.
That'll do it, because she was trying to fit into
a new birthday dress.

Speaker 15 (42:00):
We've all been there, ladies.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah. So she said that she.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
Lost strength in her arms and legs. She struggled to
breathe and When the doctors tested her blood, her potassium
level was dangerously low, and so they did a twelve
hour emergency treatment to save her life. Damn something would
like I heard she saidn't take laxative for two weeks.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
You know what that inspires me to maybe even try that. Yeah, Greg,
you're either overweight or just on weight right now, okay,
which is crazy, not to be trusted, which which is insane.
And when your doctor does nothing but talk about that,
you show up with like a laceration and well, let's

(42:43):
discuss your weight.

Speaker 11 (42:44):
That's very old. That doesn't sound Yeah, this is this
a really old person?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Old is yeah?

Speaker 11 (42:50):
Yeah, not that old.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Say that I'm skinny, right, yeah?

Speaker 11 (42:56):
Because Greg is morbidly obesie.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I mean he says he gay fat, oh gay whale,
which is which is not incorrect.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. A couple of weird ass stories in
the news. This guy in Orlando, he robbed a restaurant
at Disney. You know they have Disney Springs, the Downtown
Disney area in Orlando. They don't call it Downtown Disney.
They used to, and now it's just called Disney Springs.
I think right, or is it? Is it separated in

(43:32):
the two separated anyway? This is where this is where
this restaurant was. It was in the Disney Springs area
and Paddlefish restaurant. The police say that after midnight the
restaurant was closed, the robber swam up to the restaurant,
tied up the employees inside, stole between ten and twenty
thousand dollars, and then jump back into the water and

(43:55):
then swam off all in the span of about two minutes.
Mission impossible swim Yeah, like he pulled out. He had
a like professional scuba gear to do all this. So
the police are still searching for the guy.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
That's crazy. What did he look like?

Speaker 11 (44:10):
He was in black licra and had a snorkel.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Yeah, like he swam up. That's a swim up robbery.

Speaker 11 (44:15):
And it is like Downtown Disney. It's the same deal,
but he's not called no, but it's the same, like separated.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Because did they have like a Paradise Peer or something
like that. It was like Paradise Island or something, and
that was where called the clubs and bars were. But
then there was like a like a downtown Disney where
all the shops they called.

Speaker 11 (44:34):
They used to call this downtown Disney.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
No Disney Spring in Orlando.

Speaker 11 (44:37):
Yeah, damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
The weird crime story woman in Canada. She came home
after a vacation to find that somebody had been in
her apartment while she was gone. The thing is, the
door was locked and she's like, what the hell? And
then she saw a giant hole in her floor. The
cops were called. They followed the tunnel, realized that it
started at the apartment of one of her neighbors, one
that she had been having problems with, and police saved

(44:59):
the guy tunneled his way like behind a fireplace. But
also don't know why the man did it because he's
not talking. I go, yeah, he tunneled into this chick's apartment.

Speaker 9 (45:12):
I know.

Speaker 15 (45:13):
He just wants a complimentary thought she was hot.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah yeah, right, these days.

Speaker 15 (45:22):
That happened.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
He wants to get noticed.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Why even try? But that's but that's uh, that's happened.
I feel more often recently where you hear about guys
will break into a store next to.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
The one that they want to rob. It's usually a
jewelry store and.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
They'll come in through the wall or and then through
the ceiling and do things rather than breaking directly into
the place.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
There was a story in the news I think just
today about some dude found living in a crawl space
in some apartments some condo complex had a TV and
light in a band crawl space.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Can you imagine, like somebody's living in your crawl space.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I love that.

Speaker 9 (46:06):
There's like, yeah, there's been stores where like people living
on top of the display.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:13):
But there's a new movie coming out also. It's called
roof Man with Tanmutaneum Channon.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:24):
Yeah, it's it's based off a real story off this
guy that lived at a Toys r us and he
would steal the toys because he was hooking up with
this single mom and then give the toys to the
kid and stuff. So the Roof, Yeah, he was living
in the store and like some of just display yea
in the display. Yeah, so you know, because remember I
would have like the kind of like Costco will have

(46:46):
racks all the way to the top. This guy just
like built like this little apartment up there and live. Yeah,
look up in the storage. Yeah, look up.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
The trailer.

Speaker 11 (46:56):
I didn't know it was based on.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Comic large Disgusting, The Woodie Show and I just following
up on the on the fat stuff. Greg I tried,
and I know menace. We were looking to try those
new Rees's oreo. Yeah, I saw him. I saw him
at the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Them.

Speaker 9 (47:25):
You did buy them, okay, because I was like, dude,
this shows the power of ze bound because I saw
him and I didn't buy them.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Like the old me would have been, like happened? Let
me cop.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
I just bought the one because you know, my wife
and I are both uh huh. You know, peanut butter
and chocolate fans. Most people, although our kids.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
We could leave those sitting out and the kids would
never touch.

Speaker 11 (47:49):
I think there's something wrong with those children.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
That's what I think too.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Like the kids like they'll go trick or treating and
they'll give us all of the Reese's.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Peanut But that's what you root around too. Fine, that's
what they don't want. They're like the fruity chewy stuff.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
You know, like they like some of the other chocolate stuff,
they just don't like the peanut butter chocolate comb.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Bizarre. Now this Reese's oreo thing, is this the one
with the cream on top? No, No, there's the chunks inside. No, no,
that's different.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
This is just the Oreo cookie, but it's got the
Reese's peanut butter, the flip side.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
On the inside, the way around something different.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
And then Reese's did something with Oreo where yes, I
think they have like chunks. They did see something where
it's like the Oreo cream is kind of on the
outside of it looks like a like a peanut butter cup.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
We're confused then, because I was talking about something else.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
It's like it looks like the King packs the four
that has the four Reeses inside, but it's like an
Oreo collap right.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Well, I saw those too. I didn't.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
I didn't buy those. Those did not look interesting to me.
But I did buy the actual Oreos.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I give them. I give him an eight out of ten.
Damn decent.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Yeah they're good. But Oreo also just has regular Oreo
peanut butter where it's the peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Then those are just as good.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Yeah, what's the different I don't really get, you know, Like,
to me, the the Reese's peanut butter has a distinct
flavor and distinct texture, like, yeah, the texture of the flavor.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I didn't get that. It's kind of chalky. Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
I didn't really get that, which I love.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
You say that like it sounds maybe negative, it's I'm
not trying to be negative positive. Yeah, no, I didn't
get like that signature. Reese's like peanut butter flavor. But
it's good. But they're really good. Yeah, but the regular
peanut butter is just as good. Yeah, the regular, the
regular ones, the ones that weren't done in collabed with resons,
those are also good. Those are just the regular cookie
asle they'll have like the special end cap and these four.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Pack things that I'm talking about, like the like convenience
store and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Another little piece of food news while we're at it,
shake Shack just now, So they're launching a French onion
inspired menu and so with this they're adding something Shakeshack
customers have been asking for. So there will be onion
rings on the menu. But along with that, there's gonna
be this French onion suit burger. Now it sounds good,

(50:03):
and other items that feature, you know, like the caramelized
onions and the garlic comer cheek.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
It was really funny.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
There was a there was a guy, you know, Menace
will like uh, you know, butcher a word and the
commercials that he does.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
There's this guy and uh, there was something he goes
and now with Grier cheese ger Yeah, grier.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Oh what's next? Cheat are If you don't like the Grier,
maybe you'll like the Cheatah. I'll try to do French
onion soup to hell.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah to onion.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
The onion soup is too oniony Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
I used to do that.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
I see that when I'd make burgers on the grill.
You get the you know those the dry path of
the French onion soup mix and you just dump that
into the hamburger mixt idea. I'm sure that's pretty much
with the shakeshead. This shake shack stuff is probably good.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
This is non.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
We're into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Appreciate you being here. Give us some of your valuable
time today. My name is Woody. That is great, Gory.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Yeah, Hio, we got Menace. Hi, there's Gina grad Hi.
We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
You got the phones open at eight seven seven forty four, Wooding.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. I got a little clipper. This is
a woman sharing a story about how she met her husband.

(51:38):
You hear all kinds of weird stories about how people
made Always my cousin met her husband and they've been
married for you know, twenty some years. They met on
an airplane, really, so she was traveling for business, he
was traveling for business. Then bruk up a conversation and
and and that was that.

Speaker 11 (51:57):
That is like a rom com.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Yeah, but this woman she picked him up as a
hitch hiker, Oh my god, while she was in Australia
for school house her pie. A couple things here, I'll
play the clip. And then Morgan, I want to give
the update on your sister, because we had heard about
how your sister had gone off to was it New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Or Australia, New Zealand, New Zealand, and then that she was.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
With that like loser dude or something and they were
just kind of traveling around. But we hadn't gotten an
update on her, but actually have.

Speaker 15 (52:23):
One a very recent update.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Okay, Well, seeing the story reminded me like, oh yeah,
this kind of sounds like Morgan's sister. Anyway, So this
woman that's how she met her husband. She picked him
up as a hitchhiker.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
I met my husband while he was hitchhiking. I was
three days into studying abroad in Australia and my husband
was there at a music festival and he had gone
out that night with his friends and he was on
the side of the corner trying to catch an uber home,
but the rates were too high, so they thought they
would just start walking and then try to hitchhike back
to their airbnb. My friend had a little bit to
drink and she encouraged us to just pull over. I

(52:55):
don't really remember that, if I'm being honest, But then
they got in our cart. I was driving a rental
car back to our airbnb, which happened to be in
the same direction, and literally like right down the street,
and the rest is history. We went on a date
three weeks later, officially in Sydney, and we just never
stopped talking and like fell madly in love.

Speaker 8 (53:15):
Okay, it's all.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Tracks, I like that. Yeah. Now they've been married for
seven years. Yeahs it worked out. Now, what is his track? Menace?
Because he's studying abroad, which means and I discover myself.

Speaker 10 (53:30):
Yeah, Yeah, he's new and he's new, the country is new,
it's everything's fun and fresh.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
And he said, dumb, he's a dump. Exactly perfect. So
what's up with your sister?

Speaker 15 (53:45):
So my sister was I think last time we talked
about it, she was living in this van and you were.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Worrying a boyfriend and I guess they were dealing drugs.

Speaker 15 (53:51):
That right, No, we all made that up based on
how he looks. I don't know, dealing drugs, you know.
So she actually went to Portugal for a couple of
weeks and played volleyball and did really well there. She's
back in New Zealand now and as of yesterday, they
moved into a new place.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Together, like an actual place.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Nothing.

Speaker 15 (54:10):
They have a flatmates as they say, so there's like
three other people there.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
But yeah, now they.

Speaker 15 (54:15):
Actually live together.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 15 (54:18):
She seems happy, So I'm happy, but I just I
don't know. I'm not I'm not concerned really, but I'm
just I don't think I like him, but I feel
bad because I haven't even.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Had him, you know, have you ever talked to him
or just stories I've.

Speaker 15 (54:32):
Like, you know, messaged him on Instagram type of thing.
But we've never talked on the phone.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
What what are you saying to him?

Speaker 15 (54:39):
Well, he used to box, so sometimes he'll send me
funny boxing stuff, you know, I was getting. Yeah, he's
just trying to be friendly.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
FaceTime, you could FaceTime.

Speaker 15 (54:47):
Oh I hate facetiming. I don't even FaceTime my sister. Yeah,
but she seems really happy, so that's good. But that's
another new step in the relationship we've been in together.

Speaker 9 (54:57):
Yeah, but is she still going to be like mobile
because of because if people don't know, she plays volleyball
and she's actually really good.

Speaker 15 (55:05):
Yeah, she plays with professionals. So I hope she keeps
traveling and doing tournaments and stuff.

Speaker 11 (55:09):
But is she still blogging?

Speaker 13 (55:11):
No?

Speaker 15 (55:12):
I mean kind of. She'll posts reels on Instagram and stuff,
But I don't think.

Speaker 11 (55:15):
She's not doing a travel blog because she's not traveling.

Speaker 15 (55:18):
Noah, I don't think.

Speaker 10 (55:19):
Yeah, you can only do a shot of yourself sitting
by a beach in a van fifteen hundred times, Okay, cool?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Yeah, yeah, cool.

Speaker 15 (55:26):
Well I guess they weren't living in the van for
that long, but that was a experience for them.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Fellas if you're striking out on the dating apps you
study finding that you need to lower your standards because
I guess the dudes that are on these dating apps
they're swiping on chicks that are way out of their league.

Speaker 10 (55:42):
That's well, that's across all genres. You you you you
aim about twenty five percent higher than guys and girls
than what you actually are.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Yeah, what's the dumbass Tyler on some of the Yeah,
oh yeah, he's he's heavy on the apps now, Yeah,
not just the McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Are Chile getting Tyler?

Speaker 8 (56:02):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Are you heavy on the apps right now?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Like?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
What a?

Speaker 4 (56:06):
What?

Speaker 12 (56:06):
What?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
What's your go to dating app? Right now? Are you
finding any and also are you finding any luck on
on any of these apps? Yeah? I got a hold
on there he is hold on.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
Uh didn't really find uh luck on the apps per se,
which is fine. I've been really busy anyway, but.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
You know, there wasn't like a.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Human line detector.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I been too busy for you know that all over
the place. I could have one of two guys I
fired up whenever I.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Want anyways, But I did, uh meet up with someone
off Instagram and we've been talking for like three weeks.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
How did that start?

Speaker 6 (56:57):
I actually don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Oh I actually I.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Yeah, yeah, she uh commented on one of the videos
or stories I posted, and just kind of went from
there and now what story was it?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
What was it about? It was one of the ones
when we were in Alaska. Okay, is it hot? She
does not have kids? Because I say that, you know
he likes dating single moms. Oh is that right? That's
his jam? Hey, they need they need love.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
To have you met her in person?

Speaker 8 (57:25):
Yet I have?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Yes? Oh good nice? Did you take her Chili's menace?

Speaker 6 (57:31):
It was actually after after we went to Disneyland.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
I knew lying this guy line because we go to
Disneyland and make some content.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
This guy is such a liar and I knew he
was lying too. So here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
I actually did have work the next morning at three.
That did happen, but I stayed a tiny bit longer
than I plan, So.

Speaker 9 (57:52):
You bastard, because I was like, hey, we're there to
make like content and stuff.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
And then he goes, oh, I got a.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
Goal, like out of nowhere, he says, because I got
to go to work, And I'm like, you never mentioned
that all day.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
The other thing I wish I had.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Guys, we're going to ride uh guardians and I do
not do guardians.

Speaker 9 (58:11):
But you see it, liar, You're like, oh, I'll wait
for you after Guardians. I was like, I know he's
going to go meet up with a chick, but I
didn't call him out on him.

Speaker 11 (58:19):
Good for him.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yeah, I mean Tyler's a really nice guy.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Yeah, he's as awkward as any of us are in
our own weird ways.

Speaker 9 (58:27):
But everybody, we all know guys like this, they will
drop you on a dime because some chicks calling.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
I don't think that's hey, what do you oh, you
know for like five weeks your boyfriend Tyler, I don't.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
I don't want you to take any offense this, although
it's going to sound offensive. And I can say this
as another like you know, uh, fat awkward looking dudes. Okay,
because when when you have the opportunity, you must go.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
That's kind. When the bell rings, you answer.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
It's not like guys like us have a on of
opportunity all the time, so when the bell rings, you
answer it.

Speaker 11 (59:04):
That was my point that he had this girl, sorry you.

Speaker 16 (59:08):
Again, I'm gonna need to be there again. I'm not
I'm not mad at that at all. I say I say,
you know guys like that like the woman. Yeah, yeah,
and I of course, and I'm not angry about that
at all.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I support it.

Speaker 9 (59:22):
And if he has opportunity, I say, go for it,
but just don't lie to me about it. They still say, oh,
I gotta go to work. I'm like this, girls just
hit me up, I'm gonna go hang out and like.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
All right, cool, I mean for it. She didn't, just like,
have I not like that day. I've always been supportive
of you like going and dating chicks. Well, good for you.
Look what does she do.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
She's a nurse, so she used to grow stuff, right, Yeah, anyway,
one tyler. So apparently dudes are swiping on chicks that
are way out of their lead. The study found that
women will only date in their league, and if they
do go out of their league, they only choose slightly

(01:00:05):
less desirable partners.

Speaker 11 (01:00:08):
So yeah, no, that totally makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Yeah, but that's why men are receiving you know, fewer
and fewer matches.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Well, the reason the reason I'm managed receiving fewer matches
is women are more picky and biologically that's yeah, but
I don't think they have unrealistic But what this.

Speaker 11 (01:00:23):
Article is saying, which I think is correct as girls
kind of understand like what's gettable and doable and guys
like I'm going for the stars, baby, and I don't
know why no one's reaching back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Wells so true.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Yes, speaking of dating apps, and speaking of Disney, Disney
adults are getting their own dating app. This guy in
Orlando is launching an app. This is perfect for you, Sammy.
It's called Single Riders, and they're hoping to get the
beta version up later on this year. Now, this is
one of the developers. He says he came up with
the idea after getting stood up on a Disney date,

(01:00:56):
and he sees the app as a way for Disney
adults to connect not just romantically, but also on a
platonic level.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Here's the clip.

Speaker 13 (01:01:04):
My name is Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
I am one of the developers of Single Writers and
other theme park enthusiast dating app. So if you guys
have any ideas of things that you would like to
see in our dating app, please let me know. But yeah, like,
I'm super excited this is happening.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
For real.

Speaker 11 (01:01:22):
Yeah, dude, that's so great Single Writers, that's very clever.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Well, I mean, look, there's a there's somebody for everybody.
Oh yeah, this would work for every absolutely, it would work.
As I want to get a quick break. We got
some more Woody show coming up for you next and
there's a there's some news. There are some news that
we're going to break on the show involving somebody on

(01:01:49):
the show. Is this a hot seat, No, it's not
a hot seat.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Nobody's in nobody's in trouble, No idea what we're talking about. No, No,
nobody's in trouble. Nobody's in trouble. But it's a revelation.
Oh did this person know this revelations coming? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Right, Okay, no they do, Okay, good, No, they absolutely do.
All right, Yeah, and we're gonna have that for you
next year on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
I have.

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
Murder there the word.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
You're very quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Back in the field.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
We'll be back so.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Welcome back, everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Hey, so I told you before the break that somebody
on the show had a revelation. See that's a very
fair question. This person knows they're gonna be revealing a
great question. Uh, And the answer is yes. In fact,
this person let me know that they had they had
something that they were going to share here on the show,

(01:02:47):
and I will let that I will let that person
have the floor.

Speaker 11 (01:02:51):
Okay, And oh, I know, I know Menace knows.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I think I know. I think I've known for what
letter we have a goat go ahead has been saying
I would you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Everyone has let everyone know that I have a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Finally, maybe she'll chill out now. Oh my, should be
less on edge, you know what I mean. But you
were very on you were very on edge there for
a while.

Speaker 15 (01:03:23):
How long, Sammy, it's been a while, right, Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Demonstrated as it's been.

Speaker 17 (01:03:33):
Three and a half to four months. And you guys,
what were we doing three and a half to four
months ago?

Speaker 15 (01:03:38):
The crew the cruise you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Met, Alaska cruise, the Disney Alaska cruise?

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Tyler? Oh my god, are you minutes?

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
What wait a minute, Tyler, I asked Tyler.

Speaker 11 (01:03:51):
Do you me you know someone on the cruise?

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
Yes, Menace was there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
There was another radio because they had other radio. Pece,
I think I know who this is. You do Is
this the dude from the bar? Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:04:04):
Oh my god, the imagineer from the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Oh so she's dating an employee the imagineer. Well no,
because he wasn't working for the cruise line, right, he
was just there on Disney imagineer. Yeah, that family.

Speaker 15 (01:04:20):
Already cool, all right, he was there with this family.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
I heard a little bit about this person because I
wasn't out, yeah, everybody that night.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
I wasn't out with everybody that night.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
But my wife came back with the story about how
this guy was firing on Sammy, and Sammy was like
totally into it and like sitting up on top of
like this like kind of wall or booth or whatever
the hell it was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
She was really like leaning in that. Yeah, okay, now
it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Yeah, you guys are so woody.

Speaker 17 (01:04:47):
I met you and Menace and some other people for
dinner one night at like a fancier dinner on the
cruise and I was a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Little late to that dinner and I was like, oh
my gosh, I'm so sorry. I got lost and I
don't know, no, I was not gonna drink with race
to get to dinner anyone finding out.

Speaker 17 (01:05:03):
Oh, we were like trying to like sneak around because
I couldn't have you guys know why, because because it
was new.

Speaker 11 (01:05:11):
Yeah, but I didn't know it.

Speaker 17 (01:05:14):
But how are we just finding this out now, well,
because you need to wait for things and see how
they progress before you let people know.

Speaker 11 (01:05:22):
So have you been like do they are they local
to you? Do they live where you live?

Speaker 14 (01:05:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
About ten minutes away from me.

Speaker 11 (01:05:29):
So you've been hanging out?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Yes? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:05:31):
And then because I knew because and then because suddenly
she starts going to these different places. She's like, oh,
I went to a Dodgergate, and like why she goes
she has a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
But I didn't. I don't pick up on anything. I
picked it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:46):
I picked up right away when she started telling me
different places that she was going, I'm like, oh, she's
dating some dude.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Yeah, this is so exciting. I know I do things now,
you guys is the imagineer? Yes, okay, because the whole
Disney thing.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Oh yeah, so that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
So you can talk about work.

Speaker 8 (01:06:02):
Right, Oh my god?

Speaker 11 (01:06:03):
Older, younger, younger.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Young much younger, two years good. Yeah, that's not a
big deal.

Speaker 11 (01:06:11):
You've already met his entire family, you did?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Oh yeah? And I didn't meet his.

Speaker 17 (01:06:16):
Family and the cruise I met his brother in law
that night because that's who he was with. But I
have now since met his entire.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
I know, yeah, I know. How far into the cruise
was this like within the first couple of days.

Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
No, it was Thursday of the cruise and we got
on one Sunday or yeah, it was closer to the end.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
You guys, I've seen this guy, so is he average height? Short,
brown hair? I have no frame of reference. I don't remember.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
I just remember hearing the story because I wasn't out.
I wasn't out that night.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Yeah, I was totally. I had misinformation though on like
that situation.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Oh okay, I think the same thing was we were
told initially the guy that was firing on Sammy was
a married dude.

Speaker 9 (01:07:05):
Yeah, So then I was like, hey, Sammy, do you
want to bounce? That's why that night I was being
weird because I'm like, hey, do you want me to
get you away from this situation?

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
So number one, the one who was married was his brother.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
I got mixed up on who who was who? So
that's why I was like, Sammy, like, these guys are
talking to you. Do you not want to talk to
these guys? You want me to get you away from them?

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
And also I said yes, and I ran away with
menace and I did that on purpose.

Speaker 15 (01:07:31):
So that no one would be suspicious.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
I had already given him my number and then I
ran away with men.

Speaker 9 (01:07:35):
Yeah, so I was like okay, like, okay, we got
you out of this situation didn't want to be in.
So this whole time I thought it was a different guy.

Speaker 11 (01:07:45):
Wow, So are you do you l him?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
No, we don't do that. Four months kidding?

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
Am I kidding?

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Like no, Gina trying to talk, She's like no, she's
uh while yeah, yeah, sam doesn't come across as the
kind of person who well she could have said it
to her. I don't. I don't think. I don't think
she's a p D A person. I'm think.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Like, she doesn't come across as like that kind of
she's very basic bitch in a lot of ways, like
the you know, the Hallmark stuff and all that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
But I don't I don't cat. You might write, like
reading see exactly what you're saying, Like, yeah, Sammy's incredibly
sweet and nice, but she's not warm and fuzzy, right,
yeah exactly, So she's kind of you're kind of more guarded.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yeah, yes, very yeah, but I don't like p DA
stuff anyways, like people.

Speaker 11 (01:08:37):
Are around I don't like that, No, No, have your
parents met him? Yes, there's no way.

Speaker 8 (01:08:49):
Pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
You can't get pregnant that way. How did she saving
that from marriage?

Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
Yeah? I'm trying to think, like how did he You
guys went on a trip together then, right, because if
you if he met your parents.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
Oh, they probably went up to the lake. That's probably
where she just went. She just went to So did
I did?

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Just so?

Speaker 17 (01:09:14):
I so he met my parents when they were out
here visiting, but that I met his family in Tahoe
because he owns a house up there with his family.

Speaker 18 (01:09:24):
Ownsation Home's a very interesting He obviously likes Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Yeah, his whole family loves Disney.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
How crazy did things get on the boat?

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
Was like because you were you were you thinking like, oh,
this guy has boyfriend potential or was it one of
those like vacation, You're on vacation kind of whatever happens here,
like what we talked about, like you talked about when
you went to was it Ireland or something?

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
You met some guy to the bar. He lived above
the bar, and she's like whatever, he owned the bar,
owned the bar. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Yeah, so it's like, you know, hey, I'm on vacation whatever. Yeah, Like,
did you know you think this had legs? Well? No, no, yeah,
I'm wondering, like when you met him, was it just
one of those this is this is a boyfriend potential
or is it just you know, vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
But I didn't like hook up with him right away.

Speaker 17 (01:10:15):
I probably hung out with him like three or four
times on the ship before anything happened.

Speaker 11 (01:10:20):
So you did hook up with him on the ship. Oh,
you're welcome, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
I mean, that's a good move.

Speaker 10 (01:10:36):
But you don't think about going on a Disney cruise
that you're going to meet a single person. No, no, no,
and then knock boots like Sammy did.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
No, but hey, good for you.

Speaker 11 (01:10:47):
You were in your own room, right, Yeah, she had
this perfect h.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Yeah, yeah, she had her own room on the leg
Oh my god, Oh yeah, this is so exciting. Excluis
it of Disney wonder Sammy's waiting.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
There cast at the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Oh but just wait, we don't have to go very
fine back to my room.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Hold on, wait, just Disney cell rubber, you're on the
love boat.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
They probably do. Oh wait, never mind, we can just
use the shower cap. I'm sure I'll be fine. Oh
never mind, you can take me.

Speaker 8 (01:11:57):
From behind on the love.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
I'm never anything.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
You had to know you're gonna have a little bit
of fun with it. This is we're very happy. Where's
the last time you were in.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Like a relationship, relationship like you had like a because
you guys have now used the boyfriend girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Yeah, since I've done that probably eight years, very long.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
What do we call his name? Not even a first name?
You could have just made anything up there, Richard Cruiser?
Well great, now we're gonna call Mickey Mickey Mickey like cruiser?
How cruiser? How?

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I tell you what h from now on? His name's
Puffy Puffy, that's not even puffy. Well you better give
us a better name then, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
That's what funny is.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
It's saying, well, congratulations, this is exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
It's very siding news. Yea.

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Does he look like a rat?

Speaker 11 (01:13:11):
He looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Who is his celebrity dappelganger.

Speaker 11 (01:13:16):
I would not say he has one, really, but if you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Did say he's one of the kind guys, it's just
because mom, he's not like anybody I've ever met.

Speaker 11 (01:13:24):
He's special.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
He just does he is there something.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Where you can put like a picture into It'll tell
you who they look like photoo menace. Just give the
website to Sammy, have her put a picture of him
in there, and then tell us who the celebrity doppelganger is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Well, sure, but he's he doesn't have any hair. But
he doesn't look like Vin Diesel.

Speaker 15 (01:13:44):
He's bald, so.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Like shaves his head bald or sea bass ball Yeah, okay,
a swimmer, Okay has head? He has not?

Speaker 11 (01:14:00):
Yeah, I love this well, so happy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:02):
Yeah, everybody's very happy for you. Congratulations Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Exciting.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
Yeah, wow it happened like see wow the Wood Show
bringing people together.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
We got Cobo for for Morgan. Yeah, she met Cabo
through the show. Got Puffy for Sammy, Puffy for Sammy. Yeah,
exactly the show man, I tell you what man.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
Gina can't get enough of the Sammy has a boyfriend storyline.

Speaker 11 (01:14:29):
I love love, I love this so much.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
You would think that she's the one with the new realized.

Speaker 11 (01:14:34):
I feel like I'm walking on air.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Yeah, I'm so happy. Even Sammy said, why are you so?
I am?

Speaker 11 (01:14:41):
And also if somebody made a good point on the text, like,
well we have Cabo, so this must be Alaska.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Yeah, well he didn't didn't buy her a ticket to
that's true. Yeah, just knowing that she's a girl.

Speaker 11 (01:14:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do like Mickey though.

Speaker 12 (01:15:00):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
I'm just wrapping up the whole day study found the
thirty one percent of pet owners greg say they would
consider dating a humanized AI version of their pet.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
How weird are you even thought to ask that question?

Speaker 11 (01:15:15):
Well, the suicide packed with their animal? Even you think
that's weird?

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Yes, like a suicide packed is understandable.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Yeah, that about it. I love them so much.

Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
You don't want to date that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
I don't want them?

Speaker 17 (01:15:26):
No, no, not no.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
That's a different type of love. That's different love. There
are different types of love.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Yeah, the suicide pack does make sense because you can't
imagine life without without them, right, and the thought of
losing it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Is like, No, I would really like a human version
of my dog.

Speaker 11 (01:15:43):
I can't imagine life without French kissing that for a romantic.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Relationship, what would AI make my dog?

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
Eighty seven percent say they would give up a dream
apartment for their pet, seventy seven percent saying that their
pet offers better emotional support or then their human partner.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I could see that really that's true, yes, kind of sod.
I could totally well, I could totally see that.

Speaker 11 (01:16:07):
Let's imagine and I get the apartment thing, because it's
like if they don't allow pets, you're not just going
to ditch your dog, you just want to move in.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
Admitted that their pet would be a walking red flag
if they were humans, since they would be clinging, chaotic
and emotionally needy. Yeah, dog is like a Tasmanian devil
all over the place. Yeah crazy, Yeah, yeah, how does
uh so, how does Puffy feel about the dog? Because
it's a you know, little dog, like his most heart dog.

Speaker 17 (01:16:36):
You know, I'm saying guys have like different name's name given,
we asked for a name, Let's just call him Alaska.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Why that's Morgan's thing.

Speaker 11 (01:16:46):
How about Walt Walt Disney?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Okay, he's I think I think I think it's like
something goofy until we get the real name. I like goofy,
like you know, like something.

Speaker 11 (01:16:57):
So everybody wins.

Speaker 15 (01:16:59):
It's picking me what I just said.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yeah, let's we'll do Walt.

Speaker 11 (01:17:05):
That's the joke though, Morgan, it's like, so not a
name of a guy she would take.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Old Walter. Yeah, he likes he likes
my dog.

Speaker 15 (01:17:14):
He has a cat.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
A cat.

Speaker 17 (01:17:20):
Wait, yeah, yeah, that's bigger than So the cat came
from where what do you mean came from?

Speaker 12 (01:17:25):
Where?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Was it leftover from a previous relationship. That's how mine was.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Ye, Single guys don't just get so when when my
wife and I started dating, I had a cat, but
it was my ex wife's cat, and so there was
a reason. Yeah, so, and like I didn't know what
the hell to do with it because I told you,
I told you, Yeah, I told you the circumstance when we,
you know, decided that the divorce was happening. She was
gone like that day and I haven't seen her since.

(01:17:49):
It was the last time I saw her was the
conversation about we should get a divorce, and that was
the last time I saw her. So, like she got
on a plane went back to Portland, Oregon, where she's from,
and he was and I had this cat.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Yeah, there are two cats. There are two cats, these
two cats.

Speaker 9 (01:18:06):
Yeah, no single guy gets a cat unless you know
they're kind of lighting the loafers.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
You know, I.

Speaker 11 (01:18:13):
Really do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Just because if you want an animal and you're not
enough for a.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Dog, did you think about it at least cross your mind?
Like oh, when he said, oh, do you have any
pets and he goes, I have a cat, did you
did it kind of give him pause?

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
I don't.

Speaker 15 (01:18:27):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Like I said, I know plenty of single guys with cats.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Yeah, okay, really well maybe the maybe you consummated the
relationship after you found out about the cat. Okay, cat.
We're just saying where the cat came from basically.

Speaker 12 (01:18:44):
But do we know?

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Yeah? I guess. I did not ask did he go
out and get the cat on his own?

Speaker 17 (01:18:50):
I think he did, But I could ask if there
was someone else with him that he left out of
the story.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
That's also possible.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Just say, the people I work with have a lot
of questions about the cat.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Left over. You can blame it on us, you can.
You can blame it on us. You can blame on us.
All right, more, what he shows next? Hey, the show
returns in a second.

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Whatever it is, topic, contest, cool, after the show, it's
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Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Look for us there.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
At the Woody Show. We've got the Crossroads coming up
for you this hour. We're meeting some people at the
cross Roads. I mean, people complain about stuff all the time,
some stuff legit, and I can I can understand, like
I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Yesterday some people were mad at me, were the oh yeah,
I was kind of mad at you too, Yeah, a
little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
Number.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
I can't think. I don't really care, but I do understand.
You don't have to care.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
On stuff like spoilers. Yea again, I was like, what
did I thought that was out for a month. I
was incredibly that Netflix documentary.

Speaker 11 (01:20:22):
What's it called Unknown Number School Catfish.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Yeah, like I I thought that was because I've been
seeing stuff, a ton of stuff about it. I get
these emails from People Magazine. I'm not sure how I
ended up on that. You always get that I know,
I don't know how I ended up, but there's a
lot of interesting stuff that they will send news related
or then also just kind of some of this kind
of stuff where they did a big thing into that
documentary and yeah, I just figured like this old old

(01:20:48):
news number one and old news and then number two.
I figured it was, you know, because it was a news,
like a real life thing. It wasn't It wasn't like
what happened in Breaking Bad.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Yeah. Yeah, anyway, so this this person was.

Speaker 12 (01:21:00):
Mad, Hey, what do you show what the fudge is
going on with Woody? I was going to watch that
Netflix special as my girlfriend and then you can spoil.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
It, which, by the way, I don't know what this
is going to say. I didn't listen to I didn't know.
In fair and fair disclosure, I don't. I don't know
if he's going to say anything about it for those
spoiler Morgan is thereic, can you listen to it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:21:24):
No, no, you're good?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Okay, ye dude, come on. And another great that I
have menace.

Speaker 12 (01:21:30):
I know that he is a functionally retarded person, but
every time you guys do cheers and jeers, he just
explains his entire weekend when everyone else just gives one
bullet point of a cheer. This dude just goes on
and on by this week, the whole weekends a cheer
or what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
U whatever. We do a lot of stuff and they're
lame with your.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
I will accept the criticism for the spoiler thing. I
explained my position. What you do with it from this point,
that's your problem.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
But the problem with the spoiler things, I explained specifically
to you that what you're about to say was going
to be a spoiler, and you plow it on through
because you wanted, you wanted to spoil it. You want
it was it was. It wasn't about wanting to spoil
it again, I just didn't because I figured it had
been out for a month. We've talked about at what
point now we know that?

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
Now we know that, But I'm saying we have talked
about in the past, at what point, like how long
does everybody have to wait around before everybody can catch up?
If you're really that interested in watching something, you should
watch it. We're talking about movies or TV shows.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
So you, of all people, shouldn't say that because you
postponed watching stuff for months. Yeah, but I'm also a
person who cares about the spoilers. Greg and I have
talked about that. Greg and I will watch something I'll
google like the outcome as it's happening in the show.

Speaker 9 (01:22:48):
Yeah, but to be fair, I wasn't even aware that
this documentary was out.

Speaker 11 (01:22:52):
Because you don't subscribe to people magazines.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
And WHA said it was unintentionally hilarious. And then you
find out who the catfisher was. I thought, I can't
wait to watch this, and then I'm still worth watching.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
That's not the only interesting thing about this kind of Yeah,
well it's not the whole point because it's crazy, but
it's not the only interesting part.

Speaker 11 (01:23:16):
I don't watch it, you know again, I mean, what
are you gonna do? You can't take it back.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
This is where we agree to disagree. I think we
agree what he's wrong. Huh, well, well you agree. I
hate that frad I hate it. I never use it.
But I think this is that you don't like that
we are not going to because that's usually this song
that that's a typically throw your hands up. It's it's
a sign that I don't want to admit the other
person's right. I think it could it can be that
way that that could be true, but it also could

(01:23:42):
be true where just two people aren't going to come
to a consensus on something.

Speaker 11 (01:23:45):
Also, you explained why you said I was initiated with it.
I thought it was out longer. Like he's agreeing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Yeah, I understand. Like I said, I don't necessarily care,
but I do understand.

Speaker 10 (01:23:54):
Yeah, I think if he did it accidentally, but the
fact that he did it intentionally after being told what
he was doing, yeah, I see that point.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
He just plowed ahead.

Speaker 11 (01:24:01):
But you know, he's made, he's he understands the air
of his ways.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Well, no, it's not even I thought.

Speaker 11 (01:24:08):
You know, because you said I thought it had been
out longer, I didn't think.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Those are the reasons.

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
Yes, but that's why I say, I understand, but I
don't care. One, he's being hardcore, being hard core books.
What's that you spoiled the Harry Potter books intentionally? Well, yeah,
of course that's because it was Harry Potter.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Do that was no, my god, thousand and seven something
like six. Yeah, it shows a pattern.

Speaker 8 (01:24:38):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
You're digging in your heels on this one, though.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Yes, refusing I'm refusing to care, but I'm understanding your
hardcore not caring.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Yes, I'm not caring, and.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
Intentionally they're clear I'm saying. But there's like Sea Beast
trying to make a point that there's more to it
than that. There is not more to it than that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
That's just that's just Greg seeing I'm seeing sea bass acide,
because he pointed out when Gina was telling the story
that she phrased it in a way so as not
to give away if you haven't had the chance to
watch this thing yet, all right, and you said, oh,
if you want to watch it, you should have watched
it by now. We could do that with a million shows.

(01:25:19):
But let's go back to men. It's not knowing how
to do cheers and cheers. I just do a lot
of stuff on the weekend. That's not the bit.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
The bit is like give us like, what's your highlight
and we got to pick one?

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
So of everything, but of everything equally awesome stuff, you
gotta have one. Like if everything that you did, you
pick your one cheer, it doesn't mean to.

Speaker 8 (01:25:43):
Me what you did.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
I can't disagree.

Speaker 14 (01:25:45):
No, I.

Speaker 9 (01:25:50):
Agreed to disagree because you know what I mean, Maybe
some people only do one awesome thing on a weekend.
Maybe I do multiple.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Yeah, okay, if it's if it's typical of me and
everything that this is typical of this is this is
very met Let me explain, when you pick one thing
you can dive into what about it makes a special
and kind of given just a broad general blah blah blah,
which isn't that interesting if you can pick what when
Greg goes into a one specific story about a particular

(01:26:20):
couch he got, and he really dives.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
And also and also like to mention before, like the
cheers and it doesn't have to be and that's not
the point, and you are and you are being as
stubborn as exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
It doesn't have to be something that you did the
cheer or the jeer. It could just be something something. Yeah,
it's like all the things of the experience. Or that's
the challenge. That's that's the challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
If you get a new couch that's automatically the chair
moves to the top of the well, get it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
We do have some people who have sent to us
their complaints either to the WOODI show email or to
they got on the radio station websites as contact does,
and they try to send it to everybody because they
make sure. They got to make sure everybody knows how
upset they are. And we send these people to the crossroads.
It's just healthier. It's healthier for them. It frees us up,

(01:27:18):
so we don't have to like if you're just listening,
because you know you're hate listening, I'll take it, but
I don't see how that's productive for you or healthy
for you. So we're just helping you move along. We're
sending you to the crossroads. We got to some people
that'll tell you what they're complaining about. Always funny to
hear what it is, specifically if they're complaining about, or
how some of these you'll hear it. How did you
get from there to there? Is my question on some

(01:27:40):
of these. Okay, like you took something that was okay whatever,
and you could disagree, but like you, you turned it
into something that it wasn't at all. It's like zero
to political, like a super recipe, all of a sudden,
people are making political comments. Yeah, in the in the
in the the post about a super recipe, you have
soup commy right talking about dogs and cats exactly. So anyway,

(01:28:03):
that's coming up next. Show you maybe having a great
time listening to the Woodie Show today or on any
given day. Not everybody feels that way.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Of course, some people get mad.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
And they decide to send in their displeasure through email
or maybe sometimes comments on social media or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
It's fine, we uh we see it. We hear it
all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
But some of these people they're not even worth arguing with,
and we send them to the crossroads.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
For the crossroads, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
So these people have sent in their feedback either on
the on the radio station website where says contact us.
It goes to you know, all the management and all
this stuff, but it also goes to us anybody who's
on the air, because sometimes it's just they want to
hear a song, or it's somebody who you know, wanting
something information about a.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Contest that we're doing or whatever. Anyway, uh so we've
got people who hear something and they want blood, they
want someone's head on a stick.

Speaker 5 (01:29:27):
That's the only so someone lose their lifelod.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Yeah. So anyway, we have some of the feedback here.
These are what people are complaining about after listening to
the show and some way, shape or form.

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
And we're gonna start with the one that got sent
into the WOODI Show. Email email to wooishow dot com
from Matt Kay, subject enough, I've been a listening to
the station for many.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Years, but that might change depending on how you guys
handle this.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
Complaint to us hate the crossfire segment. Bringing two guys
with special needs onto the show is just playing wrong, dude.
There's nothing entertaining about two retarded guys giving their opinions
on current events.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Who cares?

Speaker 11 (01:30:06):
Who said they have special needs?

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
If anyone wants something like that, they can watch Fox News.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Oh, these two guys.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
Who probably can't even tie their own shoes without help,
it's very annoying to listen to. Every time the Hank
guy says Buddy, I immediately have to change the channel
because I can't stand it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Oh, I thought he's talking about Madison Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
So whatever happened to hiding these people away? How about
having someone intelligent on. I know these idiots are quote
friends of yours, but I could easily turn this around
and contact all of your advertisers and tell them that
you are exploiting these two boys for laughs just because
they are different. How do you think that would go

(01:30:46):
for you? You know your bosses would cancel the segment,
and you'd be in trouble. So do the right thing
and retire the crossfire thing. The world doesn't need to
see or hear any more retarded people.

Speaker 11 (01:30:56):
So which is it? Are you defending to that?

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Yeah, don't They don't like the segment, know.

Speaker 11 (01:31:02):
But they're saying, how could you guys do this?

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
These guys can't even tie their on.

Speaker 5 (01:31:07):
They're so I don't want to hear them. They're too
dumb blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, they're they're making
or they don't like them. And so they're saying, in order,
if you're not gonna do it by yourself, I will
turn this around and try to say that you're exploiting.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Get the f out of here. Yeah, who's the idiot here?
Shout out to Hammer and Hank and half Bay. Yeah
see a man like he says he'd be in so
much trouble.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's got so much trouble figure it out? Yeah,
So when when when that happens? I'm gonna keep this email.
I go, oh, is it from this guy that's like
a little kid going oh yeah, uh okay.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Here there's another one.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
This is station feedback. So this was sent to the
radio station website caitlin Z subject you are getting canceled?
Reply requested, yes does the day end? And why?

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Yeah? This one says, I.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
Am writing about how the Woody Show has a girl
named Morgan. There you go, rating people and things on
a scale of one to ten. It started with her
in the show calling a woman who was way too
hot for any of them a six or a seven.
And when she did the same one to ten ratings
on how she feels about different holidays, who made her

(01:32:26):
the judge on things?

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Yeah? Yeah, we talked about it in a planning meeting
like oh, okay, well, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
Holidays or non living things are one thing, but when
it comes to oh this is the one, I'm like,
how the hell do you go from that?

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Today?

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
Okay, holidays and non living things are one thing, but
when it comes to rating living beings like this, do
you know what immediately comes to mind? Slavery?

Speaker 15 (01:32:50):
Oh my god, that is a stress.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
We learned about this at school.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
At slave auctions, the slaves for sale would line up
and be evaluated by the rich white plantation owners, who
would then bid on them. That's the same energy you
bring when you rate another human being on a scale
of one to ten.

Speaker 15 (01:33:09):
Mortgage it's a little different than that.

Speaker 11 (01:33:11):
But you're really offensive.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Not shocking coming from privileged white boomers, but this insidious
covert racism will not be tolerated. Young people run the
culture now and we do not stand for bullying racist haters.

Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
And I'm thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
We will call this out until you are all fired.
Unlike past generations, we are louder, younger, and way more
powerful than your outdated podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Definitely we are younger. That is from a we lost kit.

Speaker 8 (01:33:45):
I'm a millennial, thank you, Greg, really old.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
So that's all like, wow, want to stretch?

Speaker 8 (01:34:00):
That is slavery.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
I mean, look, anybody can have anybody can have a
you know, objection to anything.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
But damn, since when did gen X just.

Speaker 11 (01:34:10):
Get completely ignored? Like we went from millennials to boomers?

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Yeah, well boomer is was and has been misused gens.

Speaker 11 (01:34:19):
Parents are boomers. They don't know dates, they don't know
why they're called boomers to school jerks, the baby look
it up after the war.

Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
Let's see here, thank you in school.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Let's go with the let's go this one station.

Speaker 5 (01:34:32):
Feedback from Carlton W carl subject Women's Sports reply requested. Yes,
I'm furious with what I've been hearing on The Woody
Show lately. Frankly, I cannot believe that in twenty twenty five,
a major radio station is still giving a platform to
open misogyny and disrespect toward women's sports.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Oh you're in here too, buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
It's clear that men have made made their mission to
trash the WNBA. For example, what he goes after Angel
Reese all the time for no real reason other than.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
The tear her down.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
The only female athlete he ever praises is Caitlyn Clark.
Why because she's white?

Speaker 15 (01:35:15):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Cea Bass isn't any better?

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
What His delusional claim that he could quote beat any
w NBA player in basketball is not only sexist, it's
insulting and laughably out of touch.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
I just want to make them better.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
But this is bigger than one bad take. This is
a repeated pattern of mocking, belittling, and discrediting women who
are breaking barriers and making history in athletics.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Most mislaps in one game. I refuse to listen to
your station anymore because of this. My family won't either.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
The wood He Show needs to be held accountable and
forced to undergo real feminism and sensitivity training.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
They need to learn respect for women's sports period. The
ball though the ball a real ball. The ball is
in your court on whether you do something meaningful about it.
That is from from Carlton. We lost the lost Carlton
and his whole family and his.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
Whole family deals with this show. Yeah, fruscating boys, and
then I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
Treating on behalf of other women.

Speaker 11 (01:36:18):
Well, I was gonna say he decides what his wife
listens to or his daughter's I don't appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Yeah, that's not cool. He's pretty strict. Yeah, I did
see something pretty funny. I wanted to share it with you.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Back to the I think it was Angel Reese too,
and w n b A praising what's that?

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Ouy? This is praising?

Speaker 5 (01:36:37):
Well, I'll let you be the judge of that. Yeah, okay,
this is from Angel Reese.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Okay. Quote I'm over the well come on, why, how
there we go? Whoop, there we go?

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
Quote I'm over the w n b A being treated
like some side quest on NBA two K give us
our own game and watch us shut the whole sports
gaming world down. Yeah, okay, that it's not delusional give
me break. You werena go out and buy the w
NBA video games are hotter?

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
All right? How about one last one? This is what
you show?

Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Email email at woodieshow dot com. This is from j
S subject on air sex toy review. It says, I
am honestly disgusted by the way the wood He Show.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Treats Greg Gory. I agree, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Instead of respecting him, you humiliate him for something completely normal,
having a healthy libido. The fact that you forced him
to review a sex toy on the air, just because
the rest of the crew is too vanilla to do
anything beyond boring missionary is so pathetic.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Why why single him out? Yeah, grag? Why did you
not suggest that?

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Why was a great idea? I don't I don't know.
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
Make him the butt of the joke for being open minded?
Is it because he's gay? That's the vibe getting as
your listeners. And it's not edgy and it's not funny.
If you think about it deeper, it's actually a homophobic shaming.
Sexuality is a normal part of being human, and ridiculing
someone for embracing it sends the wrong message. It doesn't

(01:38:13):
matter what hole Greg prefers or.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
If he enjoys using sex toys in his free time.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
The vibe from Greg is that he was doing this
not because he wanted to, but because he was being
forced to and would be fired if he didn't go
along with it. I was threatened with guys. We had
that planning meeting every It was literally Greg's idea, and
I wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
To force you guys to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
It's totally he did say that part.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
Greg deserves better.

Speaker 5 (01:38:45):
If your show can't handle adult topics about turning them
into playground level bullying, there's that word again. Maybe it's
time to rethink your so called sensitivity training show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
That's I don't know, that's it from Jay. Greg wrote that, Yeah, yeah,
we lost Jay.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
You guys.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
By Jay, Well, there you go. There's your Wooden show Crossroads.
You have my favorite. I like the one that compared
it to the slave Auction. Yeah, I see what you mean. Now,
how did they get from one to the Well that's
the other thing. They're very the self importance and like

(01:39:28):
I'm going to save the world is these people? Yeah?
All right, Well you can always send us your feedback.
It's fine. We see it all. Whether you want to
send it to the to the station feedback thing. You
want to send it directly us email at Woodies show
dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:39:41):
Please be a part of the show in some way,
shape or form, because please get some content out of it, right,
if not, else put it up in the door. Yell
for Sebastian.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Sebastiana. Yeah, so.

Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
Yeah, all right, Sea Bass. I want to get some
more details. I don't know too much about it, but
Sea Bats got invited to speak at a school.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Yes, oh yeah, a college.

Speaker 10 (01:40:15):
Not like little kids so lecture, not lecturing, No, No,
it's a sociology class that's doing what's that?

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Uh so, well, that's a good.

Speaker 10 (01:40:24):
Que is sociology. It's like the hum human behavior amongst
other people. Yeah, social stock or the word in that class,
social interactional reasons, individuals and groups and things of that nature.
And of course our groups operate, how groups think, yes,
and so obviously cart narks plays into that, and that's
what we're gonna be talking about. They really the class

(01:40:45):
has been signed a number of videos as well as
some you know.

Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
A couple of articles are assigned videos, which is someone's
parents are paying for those class.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Yeah, well that's so cool.

Speaker 10 (01:40:56):
Offense and I'm happy to be invited, happy to go
into talk because there's basically me questions and so on
and so forth.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
But yeah, I'm very glad.

Speaker 10 (01:41:03):
I never paid for a sociology or attended a sociology
class whatsoever I did.

Speaker 11 (01:41:07):
It's pretty interesting. But that's amazing that they are class.

Speaker 9 (01:41:12):
They're trying to make it more deep than it actually is. Well,
to be fair, it's actually more deep than we think
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
It is it's us.

Speaker 10 (01:41:20):
It's just about you know, being polite, putting a shopping
cart back. But as my videos have so shown, it
talks about social contracts, about emotional control, about expectation, expectations
of enough of behavior, about upbringing, about societal and cultural
differences across countries.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Way deep, but that's actually is. But it's that is
what it is.

Speaker 10 (01:41:44):
Thanks be cool and play your card back. Well, that's again,
that's that's the surface level. That's why you have that's
why you go to school Man's as you say, okay,
well there's that, but does there so much more?

Speaker 11 (01:41:53):
There are countries, as you know, like Japan or Iceland
that this you couldn't do it in because people don't
have that kind of society.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
It would allow that you could do it if you
want it.

Speaker 11 (01:42:05):
You keep you waiting around all day and all the
cards would be put right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
And I've wonder Japan and gone to Costco in Japan
and we talk about Japan and how good it is menace. Yeah,
but that's a sociology. This is the why. Yeah, the why.
It's like why, when we could be better, we're not
decide not I think be like an honorary doctor or something.
I mean that's probably coming to the pike at some
point Cosby where one of those sashes.

Speaker 10 (01:42:30):
But yeah, basically they're gonna it's two different classes. One
He specifically pointed out that one of these class sessions
is mostly student athletes.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
I guess that means extra dumb.

Speaker 10 (01:42:39):
But yeah, rocks Ford jocks not going to like a
business get disinvited before he even gets there.

Speaker 5 (01:42:44):
I'm very sociology is dumb.

Speaker 10 (01:42:46):
Yeah, kids, Well it's a it's a soft quote science
and that's a hard scientist engineering myself.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Do we do in general look down on this?

Speaker 4 (01:42:55):
We what?

Speaker 11 (01:42:57):
But I think this the guy who butt schugs looks
down on this.

Speaker 10 (01:43:01):
That's Moran's true, But I think this particular professor is
taking it above and beyond to the next level by
getting getting real, real examples that of course I have
an entertainment and entertaining and fun side to them.

Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
See now that my son, he's a sophomore in high school,
and now they're starting to do like this college stuff
where they start introducing, you know, the idea and colleges
are coming into the school and meeting with the kids
and kind of you know, starting to remote themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Oh yeah, does he have any ambition? Has he thought
about any colleges, like specifically college, No, but college is
an idea, Yes, sophomore, I had no idea.

Speaker 10 (01:43:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
Yeah, but like you know, he's not focused on any
particular Yeah. This is the beginning of starting to figure
that kind of stuff out.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
Tennessee.

Speaker 5 (01:43:42):
Brother, we're going to have to really lay some ground
rules here because, like I tell you what, I'm not
paying for. I'm happy to pay for cool for school.
I'm cool with that. I'm not gonna sit there where
people are taking the Taylor Swift class. You can hear
about these dumb classes.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
There's so many of these stupid electors. There was like
a friend of some for like the amount of like
humanities or whatever. I take something a.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
Little bit more worthwhile there was like a friend of
ours I think I mentioned she went to Brown and
there was there was like.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
A thing on fisting. What nice.

Speaker 5 (01:44:12):
Yeah, I'm like, did you tell your remember, like, did
you tell your dad about that? Because he's the one paying,
Like you sent your daughter to an Ivy League school
and she's sitting there in a fisting presentation.

Speaker 11 (01:44:24):
Oh okay, that's a little enumban in the membran man menace.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
And It's point.

Speaker 10 (01:44:29):
A lot of these classes are garbage, and a lot
of what they do is garbage. But this is sociology
and action.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
But I'm just saying, like, because.

Speaker 9 (01:44:38):
The schools I guess you pay from the show up here,
they want to make money, so they make you take
classes like.

Speaker 10 (01:44:44):
This, right, Like in one of the elects at Georgia Tech,
the only like we had to take an econ class
and one English class. Everything else was hard science. But yeah,
they sociology is.

Speaker 11 (01:44:55):
Not a useless class. It's how culture works. It's why
one society is different than another's.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
I mean, is it one of those things you'll never use,
like like probably not benefit will it serve you?

Speaker 11 (01:45:06):
You're a sociologists?

Speaker 10 (01:45:07):
Yeah, a degree in sociology is not worth much because
the jobs you would do aren't worth much.

Speaker 11 (01:45:12):
But it's a really but if you if you're interested
in like why is America like this and France is
like this? Or what it's it's I think it's a
very interesting sense of concept.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Difficult than I thought it would be. Yes, I thought
I went into it thinking, oh, this will be interesting
and easy. It's not.

Speaker 11 (01:45:25):
It's not easy.

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
And I thought the same thing about statistics. That was
the hardest class I ever took.

Speaker 11 (01:45:29):
You thought that was gonna be easy.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
For some reason. Yeah, a mask so incredible. Again, the
cart Narks is a whole segment on sociology. So to
say that it's not interesting, it's obviously false. That's factually false.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
College speaker Sea Bass guest lecturer. Guest lecturer Sea Bass's
talking Cartnarks to the youth of our country, our future.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Off some audio for you later on.

Speaker 11 (01:45:54):
Of course I got to hear the questions they asked, Yeah,
can I have.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Your phone number?

Speaker 9 (01:46:05):
Wait on one very important question though, I bet you
run really fast to where our standard treadmill wouldn't be
quick enough. Very important question when they ask you how
you came up with the idea for this response, Well, it.

Speaker 10 (01:46:21):
Was something passion my entire life, fully unaffected by anybody
I work with, especially Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
What about the question like how'd you get so handsome?

Speaker 12 (01:46:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
What about that? When I can answer that, they're going
to be so distracted? Yeah, oh my god, tell us
about your full head of hair in those biceps. You know,
I'm happy to entertain. I don't stick to the material,
but i'll entertain a few those quick.

Speaker 8 (01:46:43):
Babies.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
Jake up a conversation with the person next to you
who's also starting driving. How's it going. We'll be right back.

Speaker 8 (01:46:51):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Well we're wrapping up and getting the hell out of here.
That is it for Tuesday? What do you show? Crossroads? Also,
you gotta go. There's some things.

Speaker 5 (01:47:01):
Revealed on the show this morning that you're gonna want
to check out Ontay's podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Some big news I knew last week. It's everybody else
who had no idea what was going on. But yeah,
that's on the Tuesday podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:47:13):
If that doesn't get you going there to the woodieshow
dot com or the podcast platform of your choice, I'm
not sure what will back tomorrow with more chance to
win the four packs tickets to Disneyland Halloween time of
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(01:47:35):
to the naked bike ride and asks the participants, can
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him up on the offer, trending news headlines and more.
It's tomorrow Wednesday here on the Woody Show. Anything you
got for us in the meantime you can leave on
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Follow us on social media at the Woody Show. Yeh yeah,
all right, Greg Gory Party words of wisdom please.

Speaker 10 (01:47:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
If love is blind, there wouldn't be lingerie.

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
Although Menace and I made the argument, yeah yeah, at
this point it's so eighties.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
It's so cheesy, totally right.

Speaker 5 (01:48:08):
Not that we don't want to see you in your underwear, ladies, Sure,
it's fine, but like the whole like.

Speaker 11 (01:48:13):
The lazy neglige.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Yeah, to be sexy, yeah, so dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:48:18):
Yeah, it's as uh, it's as cool and whatever as
like a you know, a bikini car wash calendar.

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Okay, you know as well over the tool bitch or something.
I thank you very much, Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (01:48:34):
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