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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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The Woody Show.
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Class is now in session. A good morning everybody, monyway
back at it. Brand new week, which is kind of
one long week for us. It is the Woody Show.
It is Monday morning. And yeah, today is September twenty second,
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twenty twenty five. My name is that's to say, my
name's Greg Gory. Yeah, I think's still drunk, all right,
miame's Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi, Greg Menace, there's
Ginigrad Sea Bask. Good morning to you. We got Sammy
Morgan is our as socio producer. We got von Our
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the show. This morning we'll get into the weekend cheers
and jeers. We got all the trending news headlines. We'll
(01:43):
have some birthdays, porn of birthdays, some entertainment stuff for
you this morning. But man, yeah, it was a it
was a working weekend. We were at the iHeartRadio Music
Festival so much, the fifteenth annual iHeart Radio Music Festival. Yeah,
people go, oh wow, you had to go. I mean, look,
there is a lot of running round and there's a
lot of things, but it's all cool stuff. Oh yeah,
No one's complaining. Nobody's digging ditches or paints stripe on
(02:05):
the highway, wet to be hospitalized. But it's a lot
of fun. We did meet Sammy's new boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Oh that's yeah, she announced it.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yeah right, yeah, because you guys, we need to know
who this guy's going to bed.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Why when you're hibernating in your office. Yeah, you're pointing
that out.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
I was in the room when she mentioned it, but
I just didn't put three and three together.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, now we'll be able to tell you who's hotter
her boyfriend or Sea Bass.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, it was it was It was fun. It was great.
I mean, Offspring and Jelly roll and Brian Adams got
to meet Brian Adams. Pretty cool. Yeah, so another another
festival in the books.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
It ruled. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh, speaking of festivals, what are they going to do
with uh with Fire Festival because you were supposed to
go Sea Bass bought.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I've still got an open reservation at a Cancun resort, right, yeah,
twelve hundred dollars credit.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I'm sitting there.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh, it's just a credit.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Ya gonna have to This is back when that Billy McFarlane. Yeah,
when Billy McFarlane owned it, and then it just got
auctioned off. And so I guess LimeWire is the company.
He's still around somehow.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I didn't even know that was still the name and
the concept or there's no Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They officially bought the rights to the Fire Festival on
eBay and they got it for two hundred and forty
five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Limewires. Did they do something different these days, like real
estate or something.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Yeah, yeah, they pivoted. I don't know what they do,
but yeah, Ryan Reynolds was trying to get it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
He was, he was, because he congratulated him on their
winning bid and he said he looks forward to bringing
his own paid of water to their first defense.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
But now, couldn't you just do something similar to that
idea and just call it something else and not have
to buy this right?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
But this, this gives you what we just gave them
automatic press.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, and it's also now. It's so you could put
up the big banner on now under new management, new ownership,
or you know, things like that.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
So LimeWire is a file sharing service like dropbox in Okay,
s used to be. Like the article here says, don't
count on there being another festival. It seems that everyone
agrees that ship has sailed. So I don't know what
you're gonna do, Sea Bass, but weinwire says that people
should be on the lookout for a reimagined version or
vision I'm sorry for fire in the coming months, and
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they see the goal is expanding beyond digital into real
world experiences, events and surprise quote drops, which is, by.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
The way, that's all the stuff that Billy McFarlane was
trying to do. I was supposed to be going to
these surprise and in fact I paid for a surprise
like dinner meet up with Billy and he would do
like surprise like we're going to the Hamptons on jet skis.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Surprise it didn't happen, surprise, which really, after what we
knew about it should have been no surprise.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
No surprise never materialized.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Right, And the whole thing, even this, the event that
I'm I now have a credit for in Cancun, was
supposed to be super easy. Just go down there. We've
already got this place. We're just gonna throw some artists
up on stage.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Easy. He couldn't even handle that.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Well, they didn't even have a venue.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Well, yeah, they claimed they had a venue. Then they
claimed that they were lying about.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
The the venue said nuh uh.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
He's like they're lying, and then they're like, uh, initially
where he got his money is actually now super popular
because he made this like private club in New York
and you had to have a card for it and
you get all these exclusive things. Yeah, now that's like
widely popular.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
So the game sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, my phones are up at eight seven
seven forty four, Wooding set us a text check in
to two nine eighty seven. We got some more Monday
Woody show coming up for you. Next, hang on the
what do you show?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
What do you show?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
We'll be right back. What's up?
Speaker 8 (05:32):
What the show podcast listeners, It's menace. I'm gonna be
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from four thirty to six thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It's a Thursday. Roll on through.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
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to win. That's Lazy Dog Restaurant, Downy, September twenty fifth,
from four thirty to six thirty. Hope to see you
there in the meantime. Keep it joined the Woody Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday. It's September,
the twenty second. Dude, this snuck up on me. I
had no idea this was gonna be today. It's fall Equinox.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
Sock up for you usually on your calendar.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
First day of autumn.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Okay, true, I didn't think that was.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Until later, maybe because I associated when do we do
the clock thing again?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Well, here's what he's bringing up. Accidentally.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
A very good point is that daylight saving time or
whatever the set standard times snuck so much that we
don't do it on the equinoxes. We hate it so
much that the actual time where the days are shorter
and the nights are longer is only like four or
five months, whereas technically it should be six months.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, but I didn't realize like the first official day
of fall would have been this early. I thought it
was in October.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Now, can you guess what question I'm going to ask?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
What's an equinox?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yes, other than the gym, what's the first day of fall?
It's in the name if you go back to I
guess the Greek especially uh quick.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's a balance.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
It's a balance equal equal, Yeah, I mean you can
phrase it whatever you want. It's really almost it's almost
the word equal.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah. And then knocks. Okay, well that part. I'm not
sure about the knox part. I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
There's hard knocks.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Hard knocks, Yeah, the hard knocks is.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
The word for night.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's the maybe notice that more and more bass, like
when he is uh sharing stuff on the air teaching,
he's gotten more into this whispery.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
He's gotten more into a whispering patronize it. It's called
a demo tape for n p R have lots of
money these days.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Right, yeah, anyway, yeah, yeah. Today is the first day
of Autumn. I don't like calling it autumn. I prefer
autumn is Yeah. Today is Dear Diary day.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Dear.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I don't get that diaries.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You used to get so upset about people reading their diary.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
People don't write diaries anymore. They journal.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, they put everything on social media like there's no
more privacy. We've gotten the complete opposite. It used to
be kept all your dirty, stupid, racist everything lucky. Yeah
you kept.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Perhaps you'd write in your diary while listening to Chopin's
nocturn Ye.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Perhaps today is Hobbit Day, the Hobbit. It is National
Girls night in Day, National leg ware Day, okay, a
couple of food holidays, say is National ice cream cone Day?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And National white Chocolate Day. No thank you, no thank you.
It's Elephant Appreciation Day. Little babies.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Love.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I thought those videos where you're watching the elephants and
they're like either protecting their person like the their handler
or whatever, like helping them like stay out of the rain,
or given the little babies like they all kind of
like gather around the little baby elephant and keep it
out of the elephants are.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
The only cute animal that isn't furry.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Yeah, and those other cool videos where they're stopping something
into the ground.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I do like those because like the person's being a
total jerk to the elephant and mistreating it and the
elephants like, dude, do you not realize that I could
kill you? Have you seen me kill you?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
I saw one of those with a honey badger was
chasing an elephant and the elephant just said no and
they stopped it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, and that was the end of that. It just
keeps stomping and then kicking it and stopping and kicking it.
The other thing. I never I mean, I think I
I've heard it before, but I never quite fully appreciated
or realized how deadly hippos are.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
The most dangerous meat. And they'd run stupid fast. Also
three thousand the size of a car.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, they'll kill you in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
There's been some talk before we get the birthdays and
the porn of birthday in the whole thing, there's been
some talk. Nick Cannon to an interview with our friends
over at the Breakfast Club Charlotte Mane God and DJ
Envy and so Charlotte mean to post this thing, and
I wanted to get your take on this. What do
you think about this? Nick Cannon was talking about being
diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder. Now is that Here's my question?
(10:22):
Is this just an excuse to be a dick or
to just because that's not a real thing. It's like
how we hear about it's only a celebrities, by the way,
who end up in the hospital for quote, exhaustion. You
got people working three jobs, four jobs, taking care of
kids on the side. Yeah, physical jobs, Like you don't
ever see them ending up in the hospital with exhaustion.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's a celebrity thing.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Is this a celebrity thing? Is this just like people
who are they want they don't want people to be
able to criticize them. It's a way to keep people
from criticizing because you can't criticize somebody with a legit condition.
This is his way of just being able to be
a jerk who's knocking up people. Left the mark.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
I think it confirms what most people already think.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
And I'm not saying that he is a jerk. I
met him somewhat recently and he was he was a
nice guy. It's like we hung out and you know,
talked all night. But he was a nice enough guy.
He's got a billion kids. I think he's got a
you know, his pullout game sucks. Well.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Look, I think it depends on how much you believe
in psychology, which technically is not an exact science. But
you can be diagnosed with that quote disorders, the diagnosed
with histrionic personality disorder, schizophrenia.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
It's very trendy to call people that these days.
Speaker 9 (11:33):
Yeah, but you don't want the stink of having narcissistic
personality disorder on you.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
You know, nobody wants to be called that.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
Almost surprising that a narcissist would admit to happen.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
You don't want to You don't want to either blow
your cover or have the stink of having that on you.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Right, That type of person wouldn't admit it.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Would would they?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 8 (11:57):
Will take attention negative or POSI.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
True, Yes, unlike me.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, I thought it was I just thought it was
really weird, Like it's a weird thing to come out
and like even meant like, how do you test for that?
How do you get had to get diagnosed with narcissistic
personality called me when he gets tested for funny personality
disorder because he got that. He was also asked why
(12:21):
he's got twelve kids, and he said it's a quote
kind of trauma response. So I guess he's really into
a hole.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Uh. About his divorce with Mariah Carey and and that
he avoided dealing with the divorce by just jumping into
different relationships. He says that his behavior back then was
quote careless and frivolous, and that he should have spent
more time reflecting on himself instead of using distractions, meaning
dumping it into these random chicks and creating all these kids.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
If only they invented birth control.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Right or faces. Yeah, Marlon Williams was just done with Shaq.
Did you did you see the Shack post of the
video not this one. Yeah, So Marlon Williams was on
Shack's podcast and he was he was goofing on Shack
because Shaq got seven kids and he was ripping his
pool out game and it would do I don't know
much about Marlon Wains as a comedian, you know what
(13:13):
I mean, Like, I've never watched his stand up comedy.
I remember watching like in Living Color and stuff like that,
but he was so funny. Go on shack social media
and watch it. So it's it's pretty funny. H Hey,
speaking of people being whores and stuff. The Bang Wars
are on once again. The only fans chicks Lily Phillips
and Bonnie Blue. They're trying to one up each other
(13:34):
again in their battle of who can put out the most.
Now toward the end of August, you remember Lily Phillips,
she announced her intention to provide quote mouth love to
completion while skydiving.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
No pressure.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
She says that she's been in touch with a male
performer who's into skydiving and might be able to deliver
under the pressure of the one minute free fall.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Well, you know a lot I'll tell you who's already
kind of done this and it's not a pleasant is
Steve o Jodwalls guy down?
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah, he did recently.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Well you can media right, you can watch his video
on his website, which, by the way, Steve bo, that's
not what any of your fans want to see, is
you whacking.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
It down to the top. That Bonnie Blue announced the
Bonnie Blue Bang Bus, which is so that reminds me
of like the early two thousands, doesn't it.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
It's already been on the streets. But my thing is
like she got banned from OnlyFans, so I guess she's just.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Doing direct to the Bonnie Blue Bang bus is traveling
the university circuit on a quest for fresh man meat
to add to her DNA collection.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
She's good at that. She goes to spring break.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Marrying its way through England right now, people of the streets, Yeah,
that's going to go to uh, let's see, Yeah, they're
going to Sheffield, Nottingham, Oxford, Cambridge.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh no, Greg my former temporary home.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Greg had a semester in Cambridge and then London. Uh
not now. And how often the bus is uh you know,
being sanitized or how that's all going to be working.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
You have a whole crew and everything.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, a barstool, it's got a whole big
right up on it. Yeah, there's a bunch of Bonnie
Blue Bang Bus.
Speaker 8 (15:14):
Social media videos of people catching people getting out.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Of the bus.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Anyway, we're not super caught up on stuff that. We
were just at the iHeart Radio Music Festival all weekend long,
so we could tell you all the things that happened there.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah, you know, whatever you want to.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
A lot of performances. We uh we we had a
lot of open bar experience.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
So let's say too much open bar.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah, some people had don't put that out there in
the world.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Sorry anyway, So that's a kind of a brief look
at what's happening this. I just want to get your
opinion on that whole Nick Cannon thing because that was Yeah.
I just thought that was like a that was that
was a weird thing. So you have birds and your
corner bird here on this Monday Morning show.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
It's it's shiver.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
We're gonna sit because it's ship and we don't do
and we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Tom Felton,
Drake Draco Draco boy from the Harry Potter movies. I
don't know, I'm not a huge Harry Potter anyway. Uh Icho, Yeah, sure,
he's a he's thirty eight. Actress and comedian Bonnie hunt
(16:19):
is sixty four. Now wait, what's what Bonner? Her name's
what Bonna Bonna Bonnie? Yeah, yeah, no, she's she's an
actress and comedian, not not the laboratory. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I see another day with a lot of music. Birthdays.
Joan jet Is sixty seven, the world renowned opera singer
(16:41):
Andrea Bocelli.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
And Andrea Yeah sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
David Coverdale, lead singer of White Snakes seventy four, rapper
best known for his song shake Dead Ass, Wash It Out,
Shake Ass Mistical is fifty five years old. Today. Your
part of birthday is Dana Vespoli and today's birthday girl.
She has had Oh yeah, she has stretched her ass
(17:08):
further than a seatbelt. Spirit Airline's good one, Morgan, that's
a good one. Seven and twenty seven five films, including
Passion of the Ass. To see if you can pick
up on a theme here, Greg. She was in Ass
Slaves Volume two, Asploitations Volume six. She was in ass
Ficionado Volume five. She was in Big Ass Anal Wreckage
(17:29):
Volume two, Butt Licking Anal Whores Volume one. Wow, she
was in Parole my whole Yeah, and then uh, who
can forget her role in Grand theft Anal Volume three.
All right, so nipple clamps, Yes, nailed. That's a Dana Vaspoli,
(17:52):
who is thirty three years old today. A boxer as
well box and port star. She's fifty three today with
your port of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
a Monday morning look at what's happening. A couple of
things that we had for you in the in the
world of entertainment, I guess on Monday morning. You know,
(18:15):
it's kind of nice about things like the iHeart Radio
Music Festival, like all these people that you know we
email with or talk to throughout the year that we
don't work in the same you know facility with me. Yeah,
it's kind of like a mini reunion and get to
see some friends that are like our friend Stacey who
runs promotions love her at one of four five in Philadelphia.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Got a chance to see her once a year and
it's cool. Yeah, really get to see get to see different.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
People and hang out.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah it was. It was cool.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
But anyway, you can get caught up. We have a
bunch of stuff on our social media that we posted
from over the weekend. So for dragging a little bit
of ass today. That's why there was no real weekend
to be had, because it was just too much turning
up because yeah, stupid, Yeah, I want I want to
know what got Greg. So we're not emotional, but he
was so happy, kind of emotional speaking of old friends,
(19:07):
our friend Tony Mott, who used to be a part
of the show for years. It was just Tony and I.
Like when the Woody Show started, the first person ever
hired to do the show with it was this guy, Tony,
Tony Mott. And then and then from there we moved
to Chicago and then the San Francisco and that's where
we met Greg and Menace and they joined the show,
(19:29):
and then we ended up getting fired from that place,
and then everybody kind of went their separate ways. And
Tony's working within iHeart now at another radio station because
he and his wife they're you know, born raised Saint
Louis and so they were tired of the moving around
thing and so. But but he's doing really well. I
talked a lot time. He's one of my best friends.
But I guess he reached out to to Greg and
it made Greg's week.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
It made me genuinely happy. Yeah, like, oh babe, like
really nice. And it made me like, because I try
to be a good friend, but if I'm objective about it,
I'm really terrible at reaching out. I've become too hermit like.
So I get this text from Tony, completely out of
the blue that simply said, how you doing, pal? That
was it. So I say, you know, hey, things are good.
(20:11):
Work is good, Mario's doing well, We're happy and healthy.
Everything's good. Hope you and the family are doing well.
So then Tony responds about his kid, who we knew
Tony's long before he even had kids.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
He was the first friend to have a baby.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Right. Oh, okay, you know I remember that was so surreal,
like what baby boy.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
My wife and I were just dating at the time,
and we went out with them, you know, just he
and his wife, and on the way home was the
first time we were ever out with friends. Where had
to stop at the ATM to get cash for the sitter.
Oh damn, well we have we have friends at the
stop and get money for the babysitting.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
We felt like such big kid adults.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah. So then Tony writes, more great Dean, the baby
that we knew since day one is graduating in May.
His girlfriend is in the marching band. Blah blah blah.
Every thing is good. Beth at his wife now she.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Puts out then she's doing They feel like they got
something to prove, you know.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
So I write back, holy, ish, Dean can't be graduating.
He's only two, so I think of him. Uh, and
then wow, that's a mustache and everything. Yeah, it's weird.
So I said, glad you're doing well. And then he
wrote back, I'm trying to do a better job reaching
out to the people I love more often, and I thought,
you beat me to it. I try to do that
(21:26):
and I always fail. I suck. And I said you're
better at that than I am, and he said, it's
not you, it's me.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
So nice and Greig is pretty terrible at that because
when we care we did go our separate ways. After
we got fired and then whatever, like Greg was almost
impossible to get a hold of.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
But Greg, I mean, And then it was to be
fair to Greg. It seemed that time period you're really
going through it in your life though.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
But even still now he's not great at it, is
totally right, and thank you for Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It was a different person. So then it was like
dog photos and what are you up to write photos?
Where are you right now? And then he sent me
photos of him watching NASCAR in his garage. It just
made me happy.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Did you judge him because he was sitting and hanging
out in his garage watching no he said, Nascar. Know.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
The funniest part of it was the the juxtaposition of
how he's like, hey, check me out, I'm sitting in
my garage drinking beer, and I'm like, oh, I'm sitting
on my couch drinking wine like it was. But you
know how some videos will make you emotional or something
will hit you just right. That hit me just right.
It made me genuinely shout out to tone.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
I just sent you the same text, Greg.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah, oh you did. Let's check.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
People were asked, what's the most underrated feeling in the world?
According to you? Underrated feeling? What did he text you?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
By the way, he said, I'm trying to do a
better job reaching out to the people I love more often.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Text me then, so here here are some of the
agree or disagree. Here are some of the Here are
some of the responses. Real quick, when your pet is
curled up on your lap in size and satisfaction. Now
she's too big to get up on my lap, but
she will come up I'm sitting on the couch, or
come over. She'll sit there, she'll wait for me to
pet her, and then she'll lay on the on the
floor and she does that like, yeah, she's exactly where
(23:25):
she wants to be. I love.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I wouldn't say that's underrated, it's properly rated.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Receiving a notice that an email has been canceled.
Speaker 11 (23:33):
That a meeting maybe not.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Maybe a meeting. I don't know, well in our case,
that anything's been canceled.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
That's true. Cancel plans of the time, farting away a
stomach ache, that's.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
You feel like God and you don't grab your pants.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
The feeling of night that you get knowing that you
don't have to work the next day, so it's like
a Friday night, Saturday night rip yeap, when you wake
up in the middle of the night and you realize
that you still have hours to sleep. I think I
told you last week. There was one day I went
to bed at three thirty in the afternoon, right, and
my alarm is set for the next morning. I mean, yes,
(24:10):
super early, like two am. But I woke up about
ten forty five and I went to rip.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Almost four hours more sleep. Yeah, but those four hours
feel like four seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
The feeling of the other side of the pillow on
a hot night, okay, always like that could side the
pillow using the restaurant after a long time holding it
in rip. I love it when when you're peeing and
like you're peeing has been pinching off a fart so
like his a because like as as you pee, all
of a sudden, it's like there's a pocket of gas
(24:41):
that escapes. It's pretty good. They're connected, uh, being heard
by someone who listens without judgment whatever, a small gesture
performed by someone who shows they care. There you go, Greg,
that's the tony mind total. That's thet Yeah, that made
this next one. I'm not sure this is ever happen
to me ever in my life. When the USB plug
(25:04):
is plugged in the right way on the first try, No.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
It's not the second try. It's the third try. Third,
I just did it that way.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
It's one of two ways.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
But that's what I'm saying. That's like how it gets
yet right the first.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Yeah, some other dimension where it constantly changes as you're
plugging it.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
They need what they should have. There should be a
like a rule. I don't want to say a law.
We don't need more lost, No, there should be a
rule on those like USB. But where there's like a
little like mark or a notch on the top side.
How hard would that be? Like which way your gas
tank is?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I mean, yeah, I mean exactly.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
They want to phase those out anyways with cub species Yeah, USBC.
I mean that's where they want to move very much
in ten years ago. I do agree though, Yeah, it's true. Anyway,
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Speaker 5 (26:42):
If you watched a good time so fun.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yeah, it is like a one of those things that's
like a reunion. When you work here, you see all
these people that you only get to see once a year,
and then some other people that you know, I tried
to see and just kept missing, just kept missing. How
much sucks. But busy, busy week again and then back
back on it a brand new week now, so here
we go. Just it's like one long week last week
(27:07):
and then this weekend. Yeah, fun stuff, all fun stuff,
but race that now.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And then Gina compounded the whole thing because not only
was she at the Iheartfestival and doing all that stuff,
it was moving weekend. Gina bought a house. She's a
first time home my whole life.
Speaker 9 (27:22):
Yeah, first time, super fun and got I took a
cab to the house and got right in my car
and went right to meet the movers. Yep, yeah it
was really it was good. I'm exhausted, but like I
think I over tipped them too.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
What do you mean how much should you tip movers?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
That's a great question.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
It depends on how much you're moving.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
They a lot to not do a good job, Like
every didn't do a good job. Like everything ended up
They just put it in our garage and I was like.
Speaker 11 (27:47):
Where are our shoes?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Where's my clothes?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Wait, well they usually not direct them, right they usually
as well?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Then it might be Andy's.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Fault, yeah, because I was like, oh, put that in there,
put that in there, and everything.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Ended up in the garage. That's weird. But how much
would you tip?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Did you label everything?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
I did?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Okay, so it'll say bedroom, right, say kids room?
Speaker 5 (28:09):
Okay, so I did.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
But remember how asked about how if you thought it
was tacky to move a lot of stuff in trash bags? Andy,
my husband did not think it was tacky, and so
the rest of the house ended up being packed.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
That's how the movers know where to put stuff is
that you would like right on the box, you know,
kitchen exactly, and then they would know to put in
the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Otherwise, yeah, you say, just put everything in the garage.
That's it's not they did a bad job.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
I thought the trash back thing was stuff that you're
moving yourself.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
I mean I did. I did too. Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
Would use the trash bag situation for stuff that I
was moving myself. I wouldn't have movers move my tracks.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
They put a bunch of the trash bags that Andy
put in like garment bags, and so i'd opened it.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
I'd be like, what is this? But how much do
you tip them?
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Think? I think it depends on how many.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Hours this was, Like I don't know, it was nine hours.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
How many dudes were there for four guys.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
And they were young.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
I might sound super super low, but I'm thinking like
thirty bucks per person.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Thirty bucks, dude, I don't know, Well, for nine hours,
give me a ring minimum one hundred bucks per person?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
Yes, I mean, are you moving? Is that a one bedroom,
two bedroom, three bedroom house?
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Two bedroom to a three bedroom, Yeah, from a two
bedroom to a three bedroom for a for.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
A picking up going to the new location, delivering one
hundred bucks per.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Person, going to Gregs.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, the couch, oh yeah, shops, oh my god, yeah,
a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
All right, So maybe maybe I did. Fine.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I would have also sent out for lunch. I would
have gotten them. I would have like sent out for hey,
what do you guys want?
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Would but I.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Wasn't there for an Yeah.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
I did tip them each one hundred bucks, and then
I was like, everything's in the garage. So I was
kind of pissy about it.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Really why, I don't know, you have to do it
tip the main guy, hoping that he'll distribute it, and
in wonder so glad I never did that.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I never person go around shake everybody's hand. Hey, thanks man,
I really appreciate it, give them their tip.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
I didn't have enough cash, so I went up to
each of them and asked if they have PayPal or
Zelle or Venmo, and I was going to give it
to me individually, but English was definitely tough, and they
it was, and we didn't have any cell receptions, so
it was kind of hard. The foreman goes, give it
to me, I'll give it to everyone.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
I was like, so here's what I did.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
I gave it to him, and I went around to
each of them individually, saying how much they should expect
from their foreman. I said, I gave the foreman four
hundred dollars one hundred hundred.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Oh my god, thank you, thank you, thank you. So
at least they know I can't.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Tell what your cheer and what your jeer, so.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
I gotta say that the movie is the cheer.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
But I figured, like you got to be psyched to
me because it's been such a build up. Anytime you
go through one of these YEA situations, you got to
like find the house and then get set up on
the mortgage and the financing part of it and posing
and all the inspections, and then when you know, moving sucks,
it's still super exciting because at your first house that
you've owned.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
It was nice.
Speaker 9 (31:11):
At the end of the night, we all cut it
up on Greg's couch and it was fun because we
have Meg's couch now.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
But the cheers, I.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Mean the one that people never used to be able
to sit on it we call it.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
We call it the no sit couch. Everyone comes in
on the nosit couch. So I gotta say, festival wise
ed Sheeran an offspring, the cheers, all the cheers go
to them. Those my two favorite acts. They ruled. But
what do you get the real cheers of the weekend?
Not only did you you know everything you did at
the festival? Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, fine, wonderful.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
You saved our lives yesterday because if you weren't around, Andy,
I'd be sleeping on the floor.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
We made such a big deal about this, I'm like,
that's no problem. Like it's it's all good. They couldn't
get to their house in time to meet the people
who were delivering the new bed that they bought on
a plane. She was on a plane coming back from there.
I got back earlier. Andy was still at the house
with movers, and so like Gena's new house is me.
I could walk there from my house. Yeah, I didn't
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even walk.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
I got my car.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Three seconds to get over there. I let these guys in.
I called Andy. I said, hey, man, you know where
is this going? And he told me and I said,
all right, fellas over here. I tipped them. You did.
It's all good. But I'm saying, like you, it's all good,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
So it's all good.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And that was it. They delivered a new bed and
it's got one of the adjustable basics. So he's like
trying to show me, like, dude, I'm not using this
bed here. I said, I'm just here because they couldn't
make it in time to meet you. I took a
picture of it. I said to you, guys, it took
me fifteen minutes.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
That kind of stuff just seems like such a cringey ask,
like a like an errand so a serious thank you
so much the thing that the only thing that's missing
in my opinion with the bed is a rug under
the bed.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
But Andy refuses. He said, we're not allowed to have one.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Not a loud Yeah, oh no, we have one under you.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Do because you're not insane, you're not a cave man one.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
It wasn't my idea.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
You have hardwood floor, right, yes, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 9 (33:20):
He's like, please, I don't want to vacuum under this
like it looks.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
It looks we look like a bachelor pack.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's just a little area rug. It's not even it's
not wall carpeting.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
No, okay, good. So everyone agrees with me.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
And the biggest part though about cohabitating.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Little stupid things.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Well, my only jeers is I got did so hard
at the hotel mini bar. Oh okay, I got killed
on the mini bar. Okay, I all weakened. I was
so thirsty. I had two small bottles of water, you know,
with the weighted mini bar. It tells me to take
(33:57):
something off and a bag of potato chips. Forty dollars
of course, yeah for two waters and a bag of potato.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Job.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Milice's wife went somewhere. She was by herself for breakfast
and she said she just got like a breakfast sandwich
and whatever drink drink, And I think that was pretty
much fifty three dollars exactly.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
But you know what, not a bad weekend at all.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, great Vegas is a friggin ripoff. Yes, right now,
it's it's incredibly expensive. Beyond it, you can find a
deal here and there, but it's typically the places that
you don't necessarily want to go.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Yeah, it was awesome, but I couldn't believe that. I
was shocked. Yeah, I just went to Target right as well.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Man, it's weekend. Cheers and jeers.
Speaker 8 (34:38):
Well, of course, the festival is super fun and just
seeing everybody, like you said, and enjoying, you know, some
of the open bar experiences. Oh yeah, cool, I think
though my cheers. Though, when I got back home and
I'm driving back from the airport, I saw a pregnant
woman smoking crack or met or something. Oh no, And
(34:58):
You're like, man, you just came from something that had
like all this excess of like just like celebrities and
open bars and like all the carpets, red carpets and
all this super cool stuff, and then you hit reality
and then you like, well, I mean, like, what can
I do? Like, do I know I stopped the cargold lady?
(35:20):
She wouldn't really smoke some cracks, don't take.
Speaker 7 (35:22):
You know that?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I always think, I always think you see somebody like that, like, oh, well,
she had no problem getting pregnant. Meanwhile, there are like
really good people that are dying to have a family,
wouldn't smoke crack if they were pregnant, and they would
be really great parents, and they have the hardest time.
I don't know why you'd want kids, you know, like
why you voluntarily sign up for it anyway, Like you
only you know, raise them if you get pregnant accidentally.
(35:45):
But yeah you follow through, you know, yeah, but yeah, yeah,
you see then you see something like that, it's like, man,
this is where nature should step in and go this
person should not be pregnant. I know, you know, this
person's gonna smoke crack while they're pregnant. Yeah, we should
not allow that to happen. But this other nice, loving
couple over here who would be great parents, Let's not
(36:05):
send them through all these injections, treatments, and you know,
maybe the kens and hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Eventually maybe he is smoking crack though maybe they didn't know.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Does that help?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Yeah, maybe it does.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Maybe just sounding like a like a trashy idiot, but
maybe that's just part of the fertility process.
Speaker 8 (36:21):
I just thought that was super sad and thinking, like,
you know.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
What, what do you do? There's nothing?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Keep on driving Sammy weekend cheers and jeers my.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Cheers obviously to ihearvest I loved Mariah Carry and John Fogerty.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Actually I killed it. Yeah, OK, yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
But dude, it's like eighty years old. I saw he
walked into the venue. I was in the area where
he when he first arrived, I'm like, how's this guy
going to make it to the stage? I mean he
someone was like kind of he was like holding onto
someone's arm and walking it. But man, when that guy
hit the stage, I don't know if they shot him
up with him something that sounded like did it just
(36:58):
turned on and there was no backing track to him?
Oh god, no at all? Like everything like the music
completely live. Cannot be said for a lot of those
pop artists. Yeah, yeah, to Tate mccray's and things like that.
But man, he he was great. It was amazing, one
of the best songwriters of all time. Sounded awesome, and yeah,
(37:19):
played awesome, played the hip.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
So, but my main cheers is going to I went
to the Sphere to see Wizard of Oz while we
were in Vegas, and I got an apple because during
the apple scene with the tree, some foam apples just
fall as you're sitting there and all not everyone gets
they get one. If you're lucky, you get one, and
I just felt like a chosen one like I got.
(37:41):
If you're walking out with an apple, everyone's like, oh,
you got one.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
You got an apple?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
On those online now, while everybody didn get one, it
seemed like thousands fell because most people that I talked to,
except for Gina, got one. My wife went, she got one.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
It literally fell in your wife's lap.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, she got one.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Sammy got bounced out of my hand.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
There's another person. I ran to, a couple other people
that we work with that went they both got one.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Wow foam apple.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Wow cute. I saw some of the clips that you know,
our friends and stuff were posting online from that Wizard
of Using at the Sphere. It looks really cool. Yeah,
yeah it was, and I think they got to do
that with Star Wars. Yeah, the same kind of treatment
with a movie like Star Wars. Big.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Oh, it would be so cool.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Make a billion dollars. That's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, I think I told you. They're doing an Imax
release for the fortieth anniversary Back to the Future, Yeah,
in October. Like I'll be going to see Back to
the Future in Imax for.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
Sure, the dolorous Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Fear it would
be awesome too, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:46):
And my gears is to being in Group C on Southwest,
which is the worst.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
I forgot to check in.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
I know that's true, but then I had to check
my bag because Southwest is so like the flights, everyone's
always bringing carry ons and they never have enough room
for everybody's carry on and they're just like, if you're
in group seed, check it now because it's getting on, like.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Dang it stupid. And we were on the same stupid
boarding process.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
We were on the same flight, and I was like,
see you later, Yeah, I'm not waiting for you claim Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Like children, Yeah, yeah, I like south I don't have
a problem Southwest. I've never had a problem with the
boarding process though either.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Well, because you never you're in Group C.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I've been in Group C, although if it's a really
long flight, I will they'll charge like forty bucks if
you go to the gate and you go to like
the agent there at the gate, and they have that
one through fifteen, it was like forty minutes, and I
did a couple different times because on those longer ones
that way you get the ex row which was Southwest
first class right up until now. I guess the new
(39:49):
boarding thing where there's assigned seats, they're going to have
some extra leg room seats. So if that's something you want,
you can sign up for that. You could pick your seat,
So all these all these things will soon be a
thing of the past.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Who has a weird now They're.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Just like every other stupid airline.
Speaker 8 (40:05):
It's like Jeff Blue right where they do it like
the window people first, and then it's like the middle people,
and then it's.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
They stick with that. I know they try it. I
don't think it stuck.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
I just recently did it, and like all the baggage
bins are full by the time you get to your seat,
even though you have a middle seat.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
It sucks where I.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Think United has like twenty boarding groups.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Like I'm sixteen, eight, seven, seven forty four. What do
you hope you had a great weekend? If you have
something to share, you could text it over to two
to nine eighty seven. We're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more. What do you show for you
next years?
Speaker 11 (40:41):
That's that's.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, so today is the first day of fall. Yes,
we mentioned at the beginning of the show, like, there's
a story that's been going y role online arguing that
fall started weeks ago. And if the seasons are all wrong,
agree or disagree, how could they be wrong? Well? I agree.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
There's all proposal.
Speaker 8 (41:11):
Messed up all over the country for all year there.
Speaker 4 (41:14):
Is no season. That's that's kind of true.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
This year there's a proposal to redate all four seasons.
So they say spring should start as soon as the
daylight saving time kicks ink. So next year that's March eighth, Yes,
because the extra sunlight means that you know, you've started spring,
regardless of how cold it's still is. They do that
with baseball season. People are bundled up at the ballpark
the early games, you know, like spring ends the first
(41:39):
day it's hot. That's it, all right, that's the proposal. Sure,
summer starts around June first, stops on August thirty first
quote mostly because the never ending plague of summer is
irksome way, so we should shorten it a bit.
Speaker 5 (41:55):
All right, Well, I mean summer is like summer break,
like school is out, so it's summer.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I agree with that.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
I agree with that, But this whole summer and never
ending plague stop it.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah, I know you're offending, Greg.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
This whole waiting till September twenty second thing for summer
to end is wrong. Once September hits, it's fall. Yeah,
if leaves are falling, the NFL's on TV and your
kids are back in school, it's fall, even if it's
still ninety five degrees on when a particular day, it's
still fall.
Speaker 11 (42:20):
Agree, After Labor Day it's fall.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Again. These are not my I'm not proposing this. I'm
just sharing, and you guys can agree to s Winter
begins on Black Friday. I like the idea of that.
That's the friday right after so Thanksgivings on Thursday, Black Friday,
when everybody used to go beat each other up the store. Yeah, agree,
that's Black Friday. It's already bleak outside. Christmas music is
playing on the radio and you're setting up your Christmas tree.
(42:43):
Fall doesn't end on December twenty second. That's how it
is now, December twenty second, fall ends. Yeah, no, it
ends on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (42:53):
Yeah, it's exactly.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I agree with that. Now. Of course, if you live
somebody warm, this is not for you. They made the
argument that you don't know what a season looks like
if it's you know, always seventy.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
Years, so you can sit this one out.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
But if you live in the say like the Northeast,
all these dates could change. Like it would you know,
be basically a seven month winter, one week for fall,
one week for spring, and then the rest would be summer. Yeah,
like it.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
All they care about. To fix all the problems in
the world, we just need two things. One, get rid
of this time change thing. We need the day off
after the super Bowl and that's it. All this other
stupid you know, Oh, let's change the starting of the
winter and summer.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Who cares but time change. Get rid of that. It's
well done.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Costco has already started putting up their Christmas stuff.
Speaker 8 (43:39):
Oh they've bien had it up also club yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah, yeah, So like some of the comments, you know,
that the comments section, one comment person asking if we're
skipping pumpkins in Turkey, it is just going straight to
Santa Yeah, like another one says, a good lord.
Speaker 8 (43:58):
Yeah, I mean I really forgot about Thanksgiving. But it
is starting to like all the Christmas stuff and the
Halloween stuff just coming out at the same time.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Halloween.
Speaker 11 (44:07):
I've seen since July.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Yeaheah, me too.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, I've given up. I've given up the whole idea
of there being a little bit of a break. People
love to go from Halloween directly into Christmas stuff, And
I said, this is we're going to make an argument
for fall. Really. I mean, obviously all the Halloween stuff
is fall to core, like the colors, the like people
(44:31):
get bales of straw and stuff, you know or whatever,
yeah whatever, they know, the cinnamon brooms and things like that.
They start putting that crap out jack lanterns obviously for Halloween,
but then just in general pumpkins or gourds or you
know whatever. Okay, fine, it's I think it's I would personally,
I would never bother with it, but I can see
once Halloween's done, there is that little bit of a
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break before you get to Thanksgiving of that's just fall themed. Yeah,
there's no holiday. This is not where we start Christmas crap.
It's after Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is the earliest you put that
Christmas crap out, not necessarily stores, Like we're talking about decorating.
We've brought that up before. Like the decorating where you start,
(45:14):
like everybody's just like dressed in Christmas. All the stores,
all the wreaths, all the stuff, Like, I don't need
that the day after Halloween. No, that's that's too early.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Will tell us when we need the fall taint, Yes,
the fault.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Taint which falls between Halloween and Thanksgiving Thanksgiving. Yeah, agree
or disagree to two nineties. My wife would put up
all the if I allow it. And yes, I'm using
that word if I because I also live in that house,
so both people have to agree. If I allowed it,
would put it up October first. No, she would put
(45:53):
up October first, Yeah, if she.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
Had her way.
Speaker 8 (45:55):
If she had she could have nightmare before Christmas theme
and the kids slowly go, it's the regular Christmas.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
God forbid.
Speaker 8 (46:03):
Samuye veryub became mansion rich, he would just have a
you know, Christmas room, and then you could just shut
the door the year Psychopath seven is sitting in there.
Speaker 10 (46:14):
Look, it takes a long time to put all the
Christmas stuff up, which is why I support putting it
so that you can enjoy it during the Christmas season.
But I think if you're hosting Thanksgiving, you have to
hold off on Christmas stuff.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
If you're not your Christmas stuff.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, my job when it comes to the decorating for
all the Christmas stuff because it I don't have to
do it. I refuse to do it. Like that's my
wife's thing. She knows where everything's going to go, and
she and the kids enjoy doing that. I don't find
any kind of enjoyment. But my job has just been
to get the bins down because the bins are in
these storage as like up top on these racks in
the garage, up out of the way physical physically, and
(46:52):
then and then I'm done, and then you let me
know when it goes back in the bin, so I'll
put it back up there.
Speaker 5 (46:57):
It's totally.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Fall is the most chick season, Like you get excited
about sweaters and pumpkin spices and foods.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
I like the it's so girly, but I like the
vibe of fall, like we're going back to football on TV.
Like the way that people feel about baseball on TV
in the summer. You know, maybe fans running in the
room and you know, you got the window open and
you're take taking like a little bit of a nap
while the baseball game is on. Like they get they
kind of like the vibe thing Like I do enjoy
the vibe of Fall.
Speaker 7 (47:28):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
But you gotta admit it's very girly.
Speaker 8 (47:30):
I love it fall because of the random pumpkin pie
they can get, you know, because pumpkin pie is available
year round, Okay, and I love pumpkin pie, but the
random pumpkin pie slices that show up maybe in the office,
Yeah yeah, like those.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Random milkshakes with pumpkin pie bits in them.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Yeah. So like the chances of getting pumpkin pie during
the time that way higher.
Speaker 5 (47:53):
And that's what I love.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Is Gina moved into her her house yesterday. Yep, first
time homeowner. Very exciting, it's very awesome. Yeah, it took
to almost being fifty years old, but this has been
a goal. It's been a goal, you know what I'm saying.
(48:16):
But it's a it's a goal for a lot of people,
you know, finally realizing that goal and the top goal.
I mean it's great because you get to you know,
you don't have to worry about when you rent, you
have to ask the landlord for everything else. You know,
your your place.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
Now you can treat the wall's.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Pink whatever you want to do. There was a story
you're speaking of moving. This is in Washington. This couple
they were moving and they hired a moving company and
the move didn't go as planned. Because the couple is
now suing the moving company, saying that their prized lego
collection arrived in pieces, like why are you moving hole
(48:55):
built lego sets with a moving like you would do that,
I would think yourself. Yeah, I wouldn't assume that those
would make it in one piece. Sometimes those are hard
to keep together just sitting there.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
Yeah, And I mean they want them for their display.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
How would you package that? Well, that's the question.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
You're gonna have to like glue it together at that point.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah. According to the lawsuit, the couple paid the moving
company more money, specifically to handle the legos and other
things with careful handling, but when they shot to the
new place, everything was messed up. The movers refused to
note the damage, help unpack or assist with documenting what
was lost or broken. You can pay for packing, like
(49:36):
where the moving company will come in. That is money
well spent.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
Bubble.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Oh it's the best. I've done that once in my life,
and I thought they overpacked. Who cares underpacking? And it's
better than having to do it yourself. True, but it
took about a month to get rid of everything. Where
you go. It took me about I don't know, day
and a half. I just because I was on a
mission to get all these boxes out.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Of my house.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
You remember that. I I just I just knocked it out,
get everything out of boxes. But they were wrapping cans
of food. Yeah, like come on, that's not going to break. Yeah,
well that's.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
Tons of paper.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I didn't have to do it myself, so that was
a win. Yeah, Like finding boxes and then you open
up one cabin and you're like, okay, mom, seven hundred
more to go.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
You don't realize how much crap you have.
Speaker 5 (50:23):
That's what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
So that that's a luxury that at some point, if
you can swing it, that's worth it. The unpacking I
don't think is worth it because you don't know where
anything's going to go in your new place.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
Yeah, you haven't figured it out.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
You haven't figured it out where things would go. So
the unpacking is in the rooms that needs to gone. Now,
if they talked to the moving company said here, we
want to move these legos, can you move them in
a way that you know you can fall apart? Yeah,
they won't fall apart. The fact that you thought that
was possible to begin with, I think is weird. But
if they if they said they could do it, the okay,
(50:58):
all right. I just don't know why you would think
in the first place that that would even be I
guess they do move statues and things like.
Speaker 5 (51:04):
That, but like that's way easier than legos.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
Yeah, what dorks? God lost cause they can put them
back together and didn't technically break.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
They're asking for seventy five thousand dollars, look damages.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
And something in the suit. They are expensive.
Speaker 8 (51:20):
I went to the Lego store because they're putting them
in a lot of airports now, and I just went
in just to kill time.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
The other day.
Speaker 8 (51:25):
Dude, the Ferrari Daytona that they have the set is
five hundred and like fifty nine dollars worth it.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
Wow, like an actual Ferrari.
Speaker 8 (51:35):
No, yeah, maybe that will give you I don't know,
like a key chain for ye.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah, I will say, Gina, when I stopped by your
place yesterday to uh let the delivery guys in, like,
I'm like, oh, you know, I was excited for you.
But then also I also had somewhat of the same
feeling as when my wife and I will look at
each other now when we see a couple with a
new baby, we both look at each other and go, oh, hell,
now I.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Want to start over.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, because like I walked in and like as soon
as you walk in the front door, there was like
you know for like a new alarm system, stuff like
the Google Home or whatever. It's kind of like sitting
in like a little tupperware. Continued because but it's like
one of those like just moved projects, yes, and that
whole like just moved in. Now need to unpack and
figure out and settle everything else.
Speaker 7 (52:20):
It was.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
It was as excited as I am for you, I
also thought like, no, thank.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
You, Yeah, I gave you a little aid. Yeah, I'm
with you.
Speaker 8 (52:28):
I'm not excited because I think homes are the never
ending nightmare.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
I disagree.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Yeah, it's a pendent like it's it's only a nightmare
if you're never happy with anything.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
Yeah, we're not project people.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
So that if it's your house and you don't like something,
change it, Like you don't have to ask anybody. You
can call somebody today menace and have whatever. So you
don't like change, so to me, and you bought when
you got a house, you bought a brand new place.
So what was there to do other than you know,
like some kind of decorative stuf. I messed up, but
I didn't get the blinds. Oh yeah, we'll throw the blinds.
Speaker 7 (53:04):
Ago.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
No, I don't need that was like my own.
Speaker 8 (53:06):
Oh that was stupid, half a million dollars. That was
dumb landscaping in the backyard, all kinds of crab. Although
I will drive by an apartment complex every once in
a while. Ago, Oh that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
I think about, like, I have a weird nostalgia I
have to do all that work.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
I think about that every day.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
It's not about the work, I think what I just
it just reminds me of a simpler time.
Speaker 5 (53:29):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Now I've been I was a renter for many many,
many many years. Uh, you know this is this is
not like a buyer versus renter kind of thing, but there,
I think it was just the time in my life. Yeah,
you know where everything was new, everything was exciting, and
not that things aren't great. I'm not nobody's I'm not
complaining about my life. It's hard to explain because people
(53:50):
like you would want to like I could. I could
totally do it, and I would be totally fine with it.
I think it'd be great because I have this like weird,
yeah nostalgia, you know that time in my life. Yeah,
I already found my new apartment. Like, I'm like, that's
the one I want to move in? Is it above
the Whole Foods? Or there is usually Medicine the place
(54:12):
in Medicine wants to live For a long time, you
wanted to live above the Whole Foods and you accomplished
that and it.
Speaker 5 (54:17):
Was amazing and I'm like, why did I leave? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (54:22):
So, but no, the new place that I found, it's
next to one of those Amazon grocery stores.
Speaker 5 (54:27):
The same thing.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Do you ever find yourself having like that kind of
weird nostalgia feeling about stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
Kind of Yeah, I miss some of it. I don't
miss living underneath somebody might know where I draw the line.
I can't live below anybody anymore. Ever, it's too much
when you hear footsteps. I can't take it, can't take it.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
Yeah. That if you have a two bedroom house, you're like,
why did I leave the apartment? It's the same thing.
Your people are still stopping around upstairs. We can tell
them shut up.
Speaker 7 (54:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
But the way they're building a lot of the newer places,
I don't think they have as much of that. Yeah,
I've been in some newer places, had one of those. Yeah,
some friends or you know you ever do we hear nobody?
I don't know if they wear the concrete between the
floors or whatever. Like if you live in an older
apartment building, I guess, But like some of these newer ones, Man,
you don't hear anything from between apartment to apartment case
(55:16):
I can do it, yeah, because it's the deal kind
of concrete or something between. I don't know what they're
putting in between the floors and the and the walls.
Speaker 4 (55:24):
That sounds like a dream.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Eight seven seven forty four we are into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct World's Wooding. It's Greg.
There's menace, undergrad is here. The bass we've got Sammy
mortgage is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Wooding.
(55:46):
You can set us a text over to two to
eighty seven. Hope we had a great weekend. Trending news
headlines coming up here in a couple of minutes, a
couple of headliness got news involving a fun accent. Oh nice,
A one and seventy five pounds caught on video roaming
giles of a Dollar General.
Speaker 4 (56:03):
This is in New Jerseys bargain hunting.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah. Now here is from the the cop cam along
with the witness again, warning, fun accent ahead, here we go.
This is not good. Come on, calm with me. He's
going through the front of the store. Clear the front
of the store. There's the people in the store. I
would rather get the bear out of the store have
them followed me out.
Speaker 5 (56:25):
They kind of like pawed at each other for a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (56:28):
The bear got on top of them.
Speaker 5 (56:29):
My guys were outside. Luckily enough, they've got the bear
distracted long enough to get my dog on a leash.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
Yeah, they get the dog on a leash. They got
him out of the store, got the bear, They got
the paw and then bear in the store. Yeah, they
got it. They got him out of there. Now another
what you show, original trademark copyright game. How did it end? Greg?
Speaker 4 (56:48):
How did it end for the bear? Hopefully it just
wandered off. But I'll say they tranked it. Yeah, they
euthanized it.
Speaker 5 (57:00):
Still got blasted.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
That is one dead bear. Yeah, that that bear be dead.
Speaker 5 (57:05):
It knows to taste a dollar general. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
That over in Oklahoma an animal caretaker doing his job
there at the preserve for big cats. I guess this
guy was somewhat uh tiger king dude. Anyway, Anyway, this
guy was doing his thing. Tigers attack him out of nowhere.
Speaker 5 (57:30):
So they are tigers.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeah, they just they attacked him and now he's megadet.
Speaker 5 (57:35):
Oh no, how those tigers turn out.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
The Deserved put a statement out saying that the incident
is a painful reminder of both the beauty and unpredictability
of the natural world, and that the caretaker understood those risks,
but not out of recklessness, but out of love.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
I would almost call it not unpredictable.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
But he died. He died doing what he loved yes,
which we've always said that that's not no. Yeah, that
sucks that what you love killing.
Speaker 8 (58:03):
Could kill These guys need to go to the Middle
East because apparently the Middle East knows how to train
these things because they just like live in people's houses.
Speaker 5 (58:12):
You say that, but you might need to watch some
more Little Star hip Hop figured it out.
Speaker 8 (58:16):
Yeah, why because every.
Speaker 6 (58:18):
Time I'm on World Star hip Hop, I see and
I never bring it for this weekend audio because it's
always people screaming in terror in a different language.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
But it is that they've got a tiger or whatever.
Speaker 6 (58:27):
They're always like hanging out on the couch and stuff,
right and until until suddenly the tigers doesn't like something
and and swats you.
Speaker 8 (58:35):
But that's like not the owner of that's like other people.
Speaker 5 (58:37):
And it's half the time it is the owner and
they grab onto your shoulder or something. But they like
cheetahs and stuff.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Oh sure they do. Mean what do you mean? But
they got cheetahs and stuff.
Speaker 7 (58:48):
To die.
Speaker 5 (58:50):
And cheatahs killing people.
Speaker 6 (58:51):
The thing is, you know, and they'll bring it out
a stick and there's this six hundred pound thing that
just doesn't want to let go and beating it over
the head.
Speaker 4 (58:58):
Isn't helping.
Speaker 6 (59:00):
It's just you can't you can't control them. There's no
no even with like let's say God for you know,
even with a pit bull, which are our version of tiger,
like the American times, Like at least like I could
possibly fend off a single pit bull like luck, well
I know, but like I could at least ploak it,
you know, give it a finger in the wreck.
Speaker 5 (59:19):
Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do. But like, I mean,
I was gonna kill your average woman or or or
a bag. But like, but no one can beat a tiger.
Speaker 2 (59:25):
Nobody.
Speaker 4 (59:26):
They're so unpredictable. Who would think a tiger might want to.
Speaker 5 (59:29):
Kill you, might want to bite you.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
I saw a video where there's a zoo or somewhere
that they have this big rope that goes between the
outside of the enclosure and the inside, and so the
tiger can grab it, and then you can have as
many people as you want grab the other side, and
you know, you play tug of war with the dog
a dog toy, but you get to play tug of
war with this tiger and this thing just like rips
people boom directly into the walls with very little effort.
Speaker 5 (59:54):
And that's fun for the tiger.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
And it's like these big dudes bros, you know, a
in the rope and and the and the tiger's just
kind of sitting there like holding it like all right,
let me know when we start, and these guys are pulling, pulling, pulling, pulling,
and then all of a sudden, the tiger begins to
care a little bit and goes and then just pulls
these guys right off their feet.
Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Right, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
It's pretty good. H eight seven four Woodie, you said
us a text check in with us over to two
to nine eight seven more Woody show? Is that Fordy
Hoody hood show? Yeah. So the the tightening of the
belt corporate America and here at the iHeart Radio actually
(01:00:37):
played into Greg Gory's favor and Greg did not have
to go to the iHeart Radio Music Festival.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Yeah, yeah, because they was doing them a favor.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah. They hit us up and they go, hey, so
would would anybody on your show be terribly disappointed if
they didn't go. We're just looking to you know, cut
back a little on the expenses and blah, I go.
I can think of one person, guy that might not
want to fly right off the top of my head.
(01:01:08):
Who if he didn't have to go, he would be psyched,
and that would be Greg Guards true, you were correct, Yeah,
and so you know Greg, Greg got out of it.
Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
I did watch on Hulu.
Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
My favorites were John Fogerty and Ed Sharant Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Insurance super Talent is so good. Yeah. I loved it,
saw you a few times there would I thought, uh,
I thought everybody. For the most part, I think Brian
Adams was great. Yeah, he looked good, sounded good. I
liked his version of him and it was I hated
that really. Yeah, that's the one part I didn't like.
That was gonna be my cheer to that.
Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
See.
Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
I know why they didn't though. I think live they
wanted to speed it along.
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Now it's it's just too much. It's it's such an
iconic song. You sing that song the way that people expected.
I think it was you don't jazz it up.
Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Yeah, it went a little fast, but he super nice.
Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Guy interviewed him backstage. He's really cool. Offspring sounded great. Oh,
John Foggerty sounded great. Awesome, that's really good deal. I
think the one that I think was the biggest boor
fest was Justice.
Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
That wasn't the right setting for Justice.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
But then Diplo, same thing. The DJ is up there
and the same case. It's like, I don't know. Here's
what I don't get. I don't get why if you're
on drugs and you're at well these DM festivals that
I understand because that's what it's just basically a big club.
But like the people that go to see these like
DJs or Justice, like, what are you there to see?
(01:02:31):
You got just in the case of Justice, you got
these two dudes that are just standing there. One guy
doesn't even seem to be moving. He could be a
Disney animatronic with as much as he moves, very limited.
And then the other guy just has his hand up
and going like come on, like almost like like almost
like if you're here, and then that's it.
Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
If you're a fan of Justice, you enjoyed it. I
mean I enjoyed it because I love Justice.
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I like their stuff. That's something I like their stuff.
But I'm saying you don't need to see it. And
this is different because there's so many different artists and
they're on for you know, twenty minutes or whatever it was.
But like, you know, let's just say they're playing somewhere.
You get in the car, you fight traffic to go,
stand in a room to watch guys standing at it
behind a table, to get.
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
By definition, the music will be no different than what
you hear over your speakers. Correct my Diplo though, dude,
Diplo had that place rocking.
Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
He was great. He was great.
Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Technics looked good.
Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
There was a little bit more of like there's a
little bit was some more showmanship to little definite. Tim
mccray's vagina was out just that. Well again, she's that's her.
That's as I said what she was on started out live.
She's the best stripper singer there is out there. Yeah,
I agree. I don't know much about her. I know
the name. I heard that anyway. So our friend Tony,
(01:03:46):
who were talking about Tony the Living Boy, was watching
with his daughter who was a quote tater tot stop
it because that's what because that's what they that's what
they call getting the fans.
Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
They're called tate turt.
Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
And so he got this from watching on Hulu. He goes,
I think her vagina's out.
Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
And it totally is.
Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
I mean, I mean it's I mean, it's it's full
on vagina got It's not even a wedge. It looks
like it it looks like it looks like she pulled
it to the side for her boyfriend to get in there,
like you see in porn.
Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
It's borderline internal exam. That's my a menice caller from
years ago. He said, taint mcgray's playing on the halftime
show of the NHL All Start Game or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
It was, so Greg, you didn't go to the FS.
What did you do this weekend? Weekend?
Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Cheer and jeer? It was the perfect blend of productivity
and leisure. And I realized that if I can't get
a nap in on a Friday, I got up and
just did everything that I had to do that day.
So there I had the weekend for sushi, for dinner
with friends, for oral sex. It was just perfect. It
was perfect. It was basically a jeerless weekend. The only
(01:04:57):
jeer I had was when I arrived at work this morning.
We love to make fun of our building. We love
to make fun of how they do things around here.
They recently took a piece of strip of pavement in
the garage and painted it white. Where it separates the
main part of the garage, the thoroughfare from the stairway,
and I thought, on, what's the point of that. Oh,
here's the point because they have since now painted a
(01:05:19):
word on that white strip. The word is caution and
the letter N is backwards and it looks so stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
This is so perfect.
Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Toys are us?
Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Yeah, because I walked right over it and pass it,
and then I was at the top of the stairs.
I thought, what was that? Is that a written in Russia?
And I looked back and that's why it looks backwards.
It was so typical of this billing.
Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
It was supposed to be caught caution. There's were crossed
us acrosswalks.
Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
As soon as you.
Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Walk out of that door, like from the stairwell, people
are they're not looking.
Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
He's almost hit peoples.
Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
He because I'm driving, Yeah, thank you, and people are
looking where they're going.
Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
There is flying out the door, a lot of people
on foot for the ones you're flying. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Bast weekend cheers and jeers, well cheers too. Yet another
new season of the New Beavis and butt Head Woodie.
This is season three of Unity Vamp.
Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
That's on my watch list and then Tulsa King Season
three started on on Sundays, and check them.
Speaker 6 (01:06:25):
Both out on Paradounts. I caught it on Comedy Central
because that's one of the things I'll do at a hotels.
I'll throw on you know whatever. South Park that is,
like you could be sweet Rip. They do a great
job with those, just really fantastic stuff they do. It's
a mixture of the old be the old older like
fifty something Beavis and butt Heead and the fourteen year
olds as well. Just just a fantastic thing. Mike Judge
(01:06:47):
with that of the new King of the Hill.
Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Yeah, killing it. He just just absolutely killing my Judge
is great.
Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Oh god forbid, he'd be our best friend and come
hang out sometime. Uh jeers.
Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
However, to a guy I once gave cheers to, Bill
Chick has officially he's gone. He's done, he's over. This
has been a slow, awful demise. I mean I gave
him cheers whatever. It was nine months ago when it
was first announced that he was bagging her four year old.
But now she has this is the the this is
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perfect case, textbook example of a suckubus. He's she's on
the sidelines. Whispering stuff to him before games, and I
like that she exactly where was his Was his wife
doing that in New England?
Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
So no, no, but but she why is she doing that?
Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
Because she's only banging this gross old It's funny. I
was watching the the season open of the North Carolina
North Carolina game USCU. Yeah they had you know, McAfee
was down there and all that stuff. I watched watching
with a girl who doesn't know anything about anything about football,
and she goes looking at Bill Belichick.
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Man, he's got big breasts and that's through a sweater too.
Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
Oh yeah, and so and so this this twenty four
year old, but by the way, may have been banging
him as early as when she was twenty is just
doing this for whatever. There's a rumor she was gonna
be dancing with the stars. She shows up on the
sideline and admittedly hot little outfits with white boots and
little shorts, but she's banging now a gross old man
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who sucks. He's ruined his reputation, he's ruined his legacy.
He's throwing he's flushing millions of dollars down her hole.
Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
You know, it's it's an.
Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
Absolute two things she's gone down to the sideline during
the game. Oh sure, and then also she knows that's
where the cameras are. Yeah, and she's picked up a
bunch of real estates since Hooking picked up spent his
money on a bunch of real estate.
Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
You don't know where that she man't have a business,
so Bill.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Yeah, she's got a job, blowjob.
Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
She has a joke betting all his money is. Yeah,
but now I don't know what her I mean, I
know what her move is. But unfortunately, now that he
sucks as a football coach, I don't know she had.
She doesn't have anything to launch off of other than
free money, which is not bad.
Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Obviously, they lose on Saturday. Oh attention to the sports
this weekend.
Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
So Bill probably won't even have a second season at
you and n See. He's moved into the ACC, which,
as I know, is not a very tough uh, not
a very tough division. I think Georgia Tech may win
that this year out of nowhere. So he's he's gonna
suck and she all she does. So now she doesn't
have like, well, I'm the girlfriend of a super successful
NFL and college coach.
Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
She's just this guy blows. So cheers to Jordan and
jeers of Bill Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Well, I kind of had a really weird weekend on
I can't really go into detail too much, but it
was kind of hard to find a cheer for me. No, yeah,
not in like a bad way. It just took to
think of something.
Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
For what purpose? Can't you go into detail?
Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
I just don't think it's time. I need to give
it some time.
Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I'm saying he did like a legal or personal category.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Let's say legal because that sounds more fun, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Even though being misled? Okay, true, long.
Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Story short, I did find it cheers eventually. Cheers to
me though. Shout out to me because I have a
lot of friends that some people would call toxic, right
and these are these are female friends, and I'll get
calls from them from time to time and they're single,
and they'll be like, Morgan, what should I do?
Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
This guy stood me up last night or something happened,
like how do I get him back?
Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Do I throw a fit? Do I go crazy? Do
I crash out? And I, being the non toxic friend,
I always tell them don't be toxic. And I saved
two friends this week and actually from situations that could
have been worse. So cheers to me for that, Morgan
being a good friend.
Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Yeah, you and Combet didn't break up, did you?
Speaker 8 (01:10:33):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
And then jeers, So jeers to being a female and okay,
most of the time being a female is cheers.
Speaker 7 (01:10:41):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
There's one specific situation where it's a jeers, and that's
when you have to do anything with your car. I
had to buy parts for my car and I have
to go get them.
Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Did they tell you the premium air for your tires?
Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Yeah, probably did.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Messing. She's messing with her dad. She calls her dad's dad.
So I bought the premium air. You didn't do that?
Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, basically because I feel like they're just taking advantage
of me in there. Whatever auto shop I go into,
and I have a tiny, tiny, tiny bit of knowledge,
but they just probably scam the crap ask I can't
remember the name of it, but it was like eight
hundred dollars party filter as soon as I left, I'm
pretty sure. I'm like, I probably could have gotten it
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way cheaper online if I knew what I was doing.
Speaker 11 (01:11:26):
Why didn't you just call your dad while you were
there because st hm in the car the.
Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Car guy, right, but I'm thirty one years old, I
mean adult.
Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
You don't know your dad would be psyched if you
called him for something that well.
Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
I mean he could give me advice. He's not going
to pay for anything or no, no, but he.
Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Would at least tell you. You know, this good deal?
Do I need this? Is there a better place to buy?
Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
What?
Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Did you buy a part that you then have to
take somewhere to get insolved?
Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Exactly, so I still have to pay for the labor.
Oh whatever? This stupid thing is in my car?
Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
What is it? Like? What is it for?
Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
I need to go get the paperwork out of my car?
I can't remember. It's some kind of filter thing that
I have?
Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Oh? Filter?
Speaker 8 (01:12:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Why did the filter scam?
Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Like eight hundred m F dollars?
Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Eight hundred dollars? What kind of fist would they be?
Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
I mean, I wish you could.
Speaker 11 (01:12:09):
Do you have the receipt?
Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Can you return it? Is it a cabin air filter?
Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
No, it's not that it has something the ambissions?
Speaker 8 (01:12:17):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Is it for your small check?
Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Did you buy a cat converter?
Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Yeah, I'll get their a seat out of my car.
But yeah, see, I mean I can return it if
I if it doesn't work out to say.
Speaker 11 (01:12:30):
So, you maybe want to look more into that.
Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Yeah, you do anything, just being a girl, so hard,
so right.
Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Gregg's been saying, I think you should call your dad
after the fact, confirm what you bought, see if it's
the right thing, and then return it.
Speaker 10 (01:12:45):
Morgan, I will literally be wherever I am getting stuffed
out of my car, call my dad and then hand
the phone to whoever works there and have them talk
to my dad.
Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Say I'm going to be an adult. I'm trying to
grow up.
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Talk to my daddy. You're a picture if I did
that same thing, like I said, they're talking to dude, like, hey,
you're gonna talk about dad. Hold on, Yeah, I have absolutely.
Speaker 8 (01:13:10):
I've only done that once involving cars, not like a
parent or anything like that. But I went to a
dealership just to get like some oil change or whatever,
and they added like a bunch of stuff to my car,
like yeah, like parts and stuff, and I go, I
didn't say to do this, and go, oh, no, sorry
installed it. You gotta pay for it. I said, no,
(01:13:30):
I'm gonna do that, Like, well, you can't have your car.
So I called my friend that's a lawyer, and I
put them on the phone with them and then go,
you can have your car, Cirta and I have to
pay for anything.
Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Well they saw all the Hello Kitty stuff in his car.
This must be a chicks car. We're totally taking advantage
of that. We'll be right back. So good school. Hey,
good morning, Jeff g Hey, happy Monday.
Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
Hey what he show?
Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Hopefully everybody's not too hungover from the iHeart Music Festival.
Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
If you guys recall on.
Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Friday, I told you that the Rams and the Chargers
were both part of the best games for the weekend,
and that certainly turned out to be true, but they
ended quite differently for the teams. Let's go ahead and
start with the Chargers. Here's how their game ended, twenty
three to twenty. Chargers beat the Broncos twenty three to twenty.
Justin Herbert didn't have his best game, but he was clutched,
(01:14:25):
tying the game up late in the fourth quarter, then
driving the offense all the way down the field for
that game winning field goal. You can't talk enough about
the Chargers defense as well. They're very good except for
a couple blown coverages, but they've been playing great football.
Chargers are now three to oh and the Madison Beer
winning streak continues.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Chargers and Giants next weekend. Now on to the ending
of the Rams game. Joshua carding.
Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
Best time.
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Ban looks for the Lesson cake.
Speaker 8 (01:14:58):
Here he goes.
Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Hang On was tough to watch, especially because the Rams
dominated most of the game and they were in great
position for that game winning field goal.
Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Unfortunately, you can't win.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Them all man.
Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Rams host the Colts next weekend. Onto Baseball. Dodgers took
three out of four from the Giants. Their lead is
three games in the NL West. They have a day
off today. They're in Arizona tomorrow. Angels lost two out
of three to the Rockies in Colorado. They are home
tomorrow night, hosting case. And finally, since we're talking to Angels,
Mike Trout hit home rund number four hundred over the
weekend in Colorado. A lucky fan named Alberto caught the ball.
(01:15:31):
He was there with this family and after the game,
you know, he brought the ball back to Mike Trout.
He was able to get a couple signed bats and
a ball and then he asked Mike Trout point blank, Yo,
could we just play some catch real quick here on
the field.
Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
And Mike Trout was.
Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
Cool enough to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
What an amazing moment for Alberto and his family. Love
to see that, perhaps to you, Mike Trout. I'm Jeff
g And that's Sokal Sports.
Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
All right, Jeff, everybody's show. Gina grad she's got your
trending use headlines.
Speaker 9 (01:16:00):
Last night on Sunday Night Football, the Chiefs struggled but
ended up beating the Giants twenty two nine, and Travis
Kelsey got into it again with Andy Reid on the sideline.
Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
So that was kind of funny, cashion guy. Yeah, cash, dude. See,
Michael Jackson was absolutely screaming at Phil Phil Jackson.
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Right, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's scream at Phil Jackson.
Michael Jordans.
Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
They always said Michael Jackson was a good basketball player.
Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
Yeah, there you go, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 9 (01:16:28):
Well, the earlier games had a ton more excitement. The
Chargers and Browns both won on game winning field goals
forty nine Ers and Bucks both won their games as
well on more game winning field goals.
Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
And the Eagles beat the Rams thirty three.
Speaker 9 (01:16:40):
To twenty six on a blocked game winning field goal
that they picked up and took back for a touchdown.
Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
Oh do you know what's crazy about that is the
Chargers kicker, dictator of the kicker who was I love
the dickness that he was on the Rams where he
started his NFL career, but was cut by the Rams,
and look at where they're at now. So he's when
he got cut by the Rams. He got picked up
by the Eagles to play for them for a couple
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a couple of games and helped them win some games.
Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
To all right, Dicker, Yeah, he's on my fantasy team.
Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:17:15):
And speaking of touchdowns, Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers made
some history yesterday with Rogers throwing his five hundred and
ninth career touchdown pass, putting him at fourth most of
all time in NFL history, and they beat the Patriots
twenty one to fourteen. Week three wraps up tonight with
Jared Goff and the Lions going on the road to
take on Lamar Jackson and the Ravens. The memorial for
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Charlie Kirk went down at State Farms Stadium in Arizona
yesterday tens of thousands of people showed up, and a
lot of people spoke, including President Trump, who said that
Charlie did not hate his opponents and one of the
best for them, and that was one thing that he
and Kirk never agreed on, because Trump famously does hate
his opponents, he's not wishing them the best. Charlie Kirk's
(01:18:00):
Erica also spoke.
Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
What many people did not expect her to say, was
that she says she has her faith and that she
forgives the shooter, saying the answer to hate is not hate.
Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
I think people say that. I don't think they really
believe that. If they do, I don't know how.
Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
You do that.
Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
I bet she does believe it because she is very
religious Catholic. I believe yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
I mean, okay, so you believe in God. You're a Christian,
But like you, I mean to tell me that in
your heart you forgive the person who shot and killed
your husband.
Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
I think you want to, maybe because of your faith
a religious person, I say it or whatever, but do
you really I find out really hard to believe.
Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
I couldn't.
Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
They say hatred is the poison that you feed to
yourself and.
Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Expect the other person to die, right, But I couldn't
do it.
Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Yeah, I'm not interested in doing it.
Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
That doesn't mean she doesn't want him to see justice,
you knows, just from a cosmic perspective.
Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Right, from a like a psychological asking for a friend.
Now that the funeral is over, can we give the
Charlie Kirk story a break.
Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
I was surprised we so huge for so long because
he's enormous, but only in a certain sector, right, Yeah,
it's just like you know, and I agree with the
people who are like, well, what about.
Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
We don't put the flags at half mass for you know,
these kids that die? Yeah, in these school shootings. I understand. Man,
this story is tragic. It is, and it sucks that
it happened. It shouldn't have happened. But man, it's just
every story is about this and I'm tapping out. You're fatigued.
Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
I'm fatigued. Yeah, I'm tapping out.
Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
I get it.
Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
Well.
Speaker 9 (01:19:41):
Cops were called to a local shopping center in Indianapolis
late last night after they got reports of a shooting.
That's where they found five total victims, two dead, three injured.
Another victim actually pulled up to the hospital on their own,
and a seventh showed up at a local fire station.
Shooters nowhere to be found. Cops are asking anyone with
any info please come forward, And we're almost done talking
(01:20:03):
about Charlie Kirk. But this is sort of tangential. Donald
Trump did hint at the memorial that he would announce
quote an answer to autism from the Oval Office and
called it one of the most important news conferences ever.
Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Okay, see that's the thing, Like we tie did he
make the announcement at the memorial? Yeah? How about how
about there's going to be an announcement today, Like we
can just cut the Charlie Kirk part out, Like where
does this announcement come up? Like that's That's what I'm saying,
Like everything goes back to I understand it. It's interesting,
Like oh and by the way, but what does it
matter where the announcement for the conference or the announcement
(01:20:36):
for the announcement was was like where that is where.
Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
He also talked about. But say the listen to this.
Speaker 9 (01:20:44):
The announcement is going to focus on possible link between
autism and a set of minifit which is tail and
all but being used during pregnancy along with low foll
eight levels, and they're going to suggest that phlinic acid
might be a possible treatment.
Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Well, see you later.
Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Thilan All is not happy about this way. Yeah, there's no.
Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Solid that's just a brand. Yeah, you can get to
see the minifin. Yeah, but that's the clexes.
Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
I stopped taking years ago because it gives me the poops.
Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Oh it doesn't. Yeah, usually it's a i'd be profile
that'll mess people up in.
Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
The Times and everything.
Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
If he was really smart, he would say it's caused
by like La Boo boos and Stanley.
Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
So great, Yeah, just like get rid of the things
we hate. Yes, health officials, medical groups tile it All.
Speaker 9 (01:21:32):
Of course said there's no solid evidence connecting the drug
to autism, and experts say that the autism diagnosis has
mainly due to a broader definition.
Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Which I think that we can all yeah agree on.
Speaker 9 (01:21:45):
Well, it was a slow weekend at the box office,
but history was still made. Demon Slayer Infinity Castle took
the number one spot again and in the process became
the highest grossing Japanese movie of all time. On top
of that, it's the first animated movie to break the
hundred millillion dollar mark this year, which is something that Pixar,
Disney and Universal haven't been able to do. The football
(01:22:06):
horror movie Him, which I have not heard a lot about,
debuted and came out uh Jordan Peel.
Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
Yeah and getting some not so great reviews.
Speaker 12 (01:22:16):
But.
Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Is overrated filmmaker.
Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Well wait Him or m Night Shamalamadingda.
Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
Well, they do the same sort of thing exactly with
high expectations, and the first one.
Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
You're like, you're never going to top it.
Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
Well, the conjuring last writes finished, third, Long Walk Became
came in fourth, and Downton Abbey the Grand Finale, which,
of course you know Wood he's been super indy one
stuff talking about it.
Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
That Downton Abbey, thank you next weekness box office should
be bigger though.
Speaker 9 (01:22:48):
They have The Strangers Chapter two and Leo DiCaprio's One
Battle after Another that comes out this Friday. Up in Washington,
police look like they've found the remains of Travis Decker
in a remote forest. Now that name probably sounds familiar,
but you might have forgotten why he was that piece
of s that totally kidnapped his daughters.
Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
Well, they run a visitation, Okay, mis da dude, Okay,
that happened back in many.
Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
We figured he'd be I mean, there's no way this
guy is that good should be alive and stay hidden.
Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
Like we found him in this wooded area with this forest.
Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
They find him like a quarter of a mile away.
Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Well they thought they did. Cops had been Yeah, cops
had been looking. Oh I thought you meant back in the.
Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Remains.
Speaker 9 (01:23:31):
Well, cops had been looking for Decker this whole time.
It looks like they finally found him, and authorities are
doing a DNA test to make sure it's him, but
they're pretty sure it is. And what they found suggests
he died a while ago.
Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
And that maybe animals got to him as right.
Speaker 8 (01:23:45):
What I thought he was like a survival is and
all this stuff. Every time one of these guys like
gets away, they go, oh, well he knows how to
live in the wilderness.
Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Yeah, these guys are nuclear to him.
Speaker 9 (01:24:00):
Indiana Fever star Caitlin Clark says that she was fined
a whopping two hundred dollars by the w NBA for
a social media post she put up. The post was
on x and was made after her team's Game two
playoff win over the Atlanta Dream and apparently the refs
were really bad.
Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
She tweeted, refs couldn't stop us following the victory.
Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
So E didn't play ge Yeah, well she's injured, right,
she's not playing at all.
Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
She's a teammate.
Speaker 8 (01:24:23):
Well, she's very passionate about the game.
Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
That's the way that we all talk about our teams,
like as if we were in Wait.
Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
A second, I was gonna say, you guys, every guy
with a team acts like they're on the team.
Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Oh yeah, we we really like your Jets really lost
as a team.
Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
Yeah right, and then she posted got fined two hundred
dollars for this.
Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Lol.
Speaker 9 (01:24:42):
The refs couldn't stop the fever though, because Indiana won
their series against Atlanta and of advanced to the semifinals,
where they have a one to zero lead over the
Las Vegas Aces.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Two hundred bucks man, she'll feel that one.
Speaker 9 (01:24:53):
Yeah, it's gonna hurt. It would hurt everyone else in
the WNBA, But she'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Oh you're in Connecticut.
Speaker 9 (01:24:59):
A you law going into effect next week and it
bans marriage to your first cousin.
Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
Oh sorry, I've always said second cousin. Okay. Lawmakers agreed
to the bill earlier this year.
Speaker 9 (01:25:11):
No one's really opposed to the law, but anyone who
does marry their cousin between now and October first should
probably be put on some kind of a watch list.
Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Can help. So many shows up to argue. Here's a
couple being asked about it on the local news. I
think people love who they love and the government should
have no say in that.
Speaker 12 (01:25:26):
I mean, I would have never thought them out marry
my first cousin. It didn't really enter my mind. But
you know, hey, whatever, float your boat. But you know
it's gonna mess up to DNA a little bit if
you start mixing and crossing those wires.
Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Sounds like, can you find like a date? Not the
family reunion?
Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
So many people out there, there are billions of people.
Speaker 5 (01:25:45):
But don't worry.
Speaker 9 (01:25:46):
In case you're wondering, you can still marry your first
cousin in fifteen other states.
Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Okay, you'll be okay. Question historical precedent.
Speaker 8 (01:25:54):
Yeah, I was just watching a clip of these like
it's like hood clips, you know, it's like from like
World Sorrow, whatever. And it was this couple who found
out that they were half brother and sister because their
dad is a big time dirt bag and just like
hooked up with all these chicks and then they end
up going to like a family get together and then
they the aunt says, oh, by the way, you have
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the same dad.
Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
And the couple also is having a baby.
Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Definitely won't have girls. Yeah, and that's what's going on with.
Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Thank you very much for grad more Woody shows coming up,
hanging you know, the Woody Show, The Woody Show, and
into another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
(01:26:46):
correct world. That's great gory. We got Menace. Yeah, there
is Sea Mans. Sammy is here, Morgan is here. We
got the phones open at eight seven seven forty four.
Wooding hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven. We got some agree or disagree.
(01:27:06):
The subway takes well, we'll see what you think about
those two things. We got to meet Sammy's boyfriend. I
heart ready in music. But he's a nice guy. He's
a super nice guy. He's a Disney imagineer and we
got a chance to chop.
Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
It up with him.
Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Was there any handholding? Oh, dude, Sammy's mean to him.
She's mean really well, yeah, you would think that you
would think they've been together for like one hundred years,
the way she would mean to him. Really, that's the
way my wife is to me. But like we've been
we've been married for seventeen years.
Speaker 10 (01:27:41):
Yeah, uh huh, because yeah, because I'm working and so
is a professional.
Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
Yeah, so he's like to look at her.
Speaker 10 (01:27:49):
No, but I I didn't be like holding hands and
doing that stuff like in a work scenario with everyone around.
Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
I I didn't witness. I guess it happened when my
back was turned, because like I guess, like he made
the mistake of quickly putting his arm around her and
kissing her on the top of the head, and she
did not like that. I did know, and she like
we discussed this.
Speaker 11 (01:28:12):
I pushed him away and I was like, don't touch me.
Speaker 10 (01:28:16):
Literally just poked her on the shoulder and she freaked
out because just being annoying on purpose.
Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Five minutes and she like, damn near buried him right there.
Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:28:29):
He also had been drinking.
Speaker 10 (01:28:30):
He didn't know he was going to meet all of
you guys in that moment, so he was a little
bit drunk when he came down.
Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
So he was not Yeah, music festival, he's hanging out.
Speaker 11 (01:28:39):
That's fine, but I'm a professional.
Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
I am working.
Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
Sammy didn't like that I was talking to him for
so long so much.
Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
I didn't like that either.
Speaker 11 (01:28:46):
And I was loving him, and I was like, I
don't like because.
Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
She didn't like that. She was she had no control
over what was what we were saying to each other, right.
Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Yeah, And I was just like, just let her know
with it. You're worried about what he's going to say. Now,
what she's going to say was not what Gene is
going to say to him, right No, but it's not.
Speaker 11 (01:29:01):
Like what he's going to say either, Just as like, okay,
she just she couldn't control it.
Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Yeah, everybody was, you know, happy to He was super
chill and nice guy.
Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
Yeah, it was stressful for me.
Speaker 10 (01:29:13):
I was more stressed about him on the top of
the head, Oh my god, like in that environment than
I was when he.
Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
Met my parents. Oh my god. It was very stressful
for me because your parents aren't going.
Speaker 10 (01:29:24):
To go on the air talk about and I didn't
know it was going to happen or what would be
said and whatever, so I was all stressed about it.
Speaker 6 (01:29:30):
It's some odd Gina, well Gina, not Sammy. Does he
listen to the show or did he before they met, Yeah,
because he told me.
Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
He told me he used to. But he at least
I don't know if he's lying. He's a good liar.
He said he doesn't listen because you told him not
to write.
Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
He is listening, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
He also.
Speaker 11 (01:29:51):
Like works from home a lot in the mornings now before, so.
Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
He's not like in the car, I think, because you
guys are dating. Even if he's not listening live, he's
certainly checking out the podcast. Yeah, loophol, I could tell
you this from experience, and you and you've been doing
this long enough, you know how that goes, especially because
he does have vested interest basically in what's going on here,
and he's curious as to maybe what you're saying or
(01:30:16):
what's being said, and so he of course he's checking.
Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
It out, which is why I tell him not to.
What is he going to learn from that? You sound
like you're on here doing ridiculously.
Speaker 11 (01:30:24):
No, No, that it's something like that.
Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
But I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (01:30:29):
I don't like talking about it when I go home,
basically right or like no, I think we also say like, oh,
I was listening to the show this morning in such
and something.
Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
I'm like, don't I don't want to answer for what
we do.
Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean that's a role that I
have set up with my wife years ago. I go, look,
I don't do the show for you, like you are
not the targetized. I had to tell my my parents
that at some point too. I'm like, because my mom
would bring up something like, look, you know what this
show is. It's not for you. Yeah, exactly, like I
do what I do and I'm not thinking about you
(01:31:00):
or what you're going to think about it, or my
wife not thinking about what you're going to think about
can't concern myself with that as nothing. I made that
mistake man. Very early on in my radio career, I
was dating somebody and she didn't like when I put
female callers on the air and it was dumb. I
wasn't flirting with them, but she said it sounded flirty
(01:31:21):
because I was being nice, like, oh hey, thanks for listening,
blah bla blah blah, where you at, but just talking
about whatever the topic was. You want to get seven
and so like an idiot because I was young.
Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
And in my very early twenty I might have been
twenty twenty one, I.
Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Didn't do it. I stopped putting chicks on the air
and then and then I had this realization at one
point and I stopped, and you know, just it was
nobody told me, nobody got on me about it, and
I was like, wait, what am I doing?
Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Yeah, it just kind of hit me like a ton
of bricks.
Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
What am I doing? And I'm like, yo, I'm said,
I'm sorry, but I don't go to work and the
show is not for you. Yeah, like I go to
work because like I have a job.
Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Well, and it's like menace. You said at one point point,
like I will quit tomorrow. If that's what you want.
You just got to come up with another income.
Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
That's the deal that.
Speaker 8 (01:32:05):
I've made with you know, all my relationships, my friends
and my family. And I say, look, if you don't
like anything that I do on the air, just pay
all my bills and I will quit.
Speaker 7 (01:32:16):
Sounds like.
Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Tomorrow. Keep me in the manner, Roberts told Richard Gears.
Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
But that's the thing. And I said, but no one's
taking me up on the deal so far. You know nothing,
I said, I'll stop doing it, say everything.
Speaker 6 (01:32:30):
So maybe Genie can answer this. We we couldn't get
an answer from her about who he looks.
Speaker 5 (01:32:35):
Like or what he looks like.
Speaker 7 (01:32:37):
You know what, I do?
Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Have it?
Speaker 8 (01:32:39):
You do? I do?
Speaker 9 (01:32:40):
I I had it from the second I saw Really. Yeah,
it's not an exact match, but I think it's as
close as we're going to get. And personally, everybody's on
their computer now. Personally, I think it's.
Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
A compliment because I think he's cute. I know a
lot of people to compare him to the host of
Hot Ones. Oh, Sean Evans Evans, he's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
You know, it reminds me of he reminds me of
a bald Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Speaker 9 (01:33:05):
Okay, that's also you can see that, right, but doesn't
don't you think he kind of has a Sean Evans vibe?
Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
I think the ones I can't picture what that dude.
You mentioned that to me, and I can't picture what
that dude looks like.
Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
I think that's pretty accurate.
Speaker 11 (01:33:18):
Yeah, but he doesn't have a beard like Sean Evans
has a beard.
Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
Okay, but in general they're both bald. Yeah, they're both
of partners.
Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Yeah, Okay, so bald Joseph Gordon.
Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
I can kind of that.
Speaker 11 (01:33:30):
Yeah, yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Boyish, super cool dude.
Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
I love him.
Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
It's got a really cool job. We were talking about
that for a while. Yeah, you know Disney imagineer. Yeah,
I tell you what though, And Gina picked up on
this too. This dude is obsessed with you.
Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
He heard a very sweet story.
Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Is this dude is all in?
Speaker 9 (01:33:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:33:52):
He is.
Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
So you know you're mean as a snake. Yeah, even
though you are mean mean? Yeah, dad, he is. He's
into her.
Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
I heard that.
Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
Somebody asked him, are you having fun? Do you like
being here? Is it cool to meet everybody? And his
response was, so long as I'm more, Sammy, is I'm
having a good.
Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
I know.
Speaker 11 (01:34:17):
These are the things YE say that to people, but
it's like, I don't know. I get embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
But you're the one who's supposed to like that.
Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
You're the girl we are.
Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
We are supposed to roll our eyes about that a
little bit, but like you are supposed to that's nice.
Speaker 7 (01:34:30):
It is.
Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
He's very sweet.
Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
He's very he's being mean when he's being mean, or
when he's being That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
See here we go, it's gonna be always too nice. Wait, Sammy,
can I tell him about the suitcase. The wheels. Okay,
this poor man, what she does to him? To him,
you did it to him.
Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
Long story short, she has matching luggage and she loves it.
She can't live without it. One of the wheels was
not to her liking, and she was like, okay, broke.
So he was gonna be like, no problem, all get you,
I'll just replace the wheels. No, because wheels are black
and the suitcase is not black, and it wouldn't match.
So he had to figure a way out to like
solder it off and like delicately replace the same wheel.
Speaker 10 (01:35:12):
Okay, So all four wheels were broken, and it was
that you can take the whole piece of the bottom
of the luggage just by a brand new one, but
the whole casing around it is going to be black,
and my suitcase is green. So if the case scene
of the wheel was black, it would be ugly and
it wouldn't match, and I wouldn't want to use it anyways.
But it's at the point I had to get only
just the wheel part. But the wheels on the suitcase
weren't designed to come off. It was like, you know,
(01:35:33):
welded together.
Speaker 11 (01:35:34):
So he had to get like a steel drill bit
or something and drill out all of them.
Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
As a Disney imagineer, this is the kind of stuff
that I'm sure he's into, like this whole kind of creative. Yeah,
body solving and you know, getting crafty or what like that.
That would be.
Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
But man, this human being, you think your wheels could
be polka dot. Who cares?
Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
But that's what she wanted, and that was good night.
Yeah he's a good man.
Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Yeah, no, he is. He's super nice, he's super cool.
Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
I like him a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
I mean, I I'm happy for him, but at the
same time, I'm nervous for I guess as a as
a victim of as a victim of a relationship where
the person you're in that relationship with is mean.
Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
I don't think she's mean to him privately though it
was that day. I'm not mean to him. Oh who knows?
We don't know, all right, because you're a.
Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
I mean yeah, yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. What
you're gonna sends the text over to two to nine
eighty seven. Got some more what you show for you next?
Hang up?
Speaker 8 (01:36:41):
Oh, I think I know this isn't.
Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Welcome back. Agree or disagree One of the things that
Gena is following on Instagram. This subway takes Yeah, and
I've seen this account.
Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
Before scream rama yeah and yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
This guy is talking to people on the subway asking
their they're taking differentthing. So this is just an agree
or disagree for us and we'll get the take yep.
And then you guys decide. You can all say this
up on the text if you like, over to two
to nine eighty seven with what you got? What's your take?
If you go to a rock show, you got a
(01:37:22):
rock out.
Speaker 7 (01:37:23):
I've just seen this too many times where like a
band's on and everyone's just at the bar, and it's like,
if you paid the money to.
Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
Be there, might as well not seven at the bar. Yeah,
might as well do.
Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
What rock out.
Speaker 7 (01:37:32):
You don't have to fully mosh if that's not your style,
but just get involved, shake your head, experience the music
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
It's like people think it's in the hips, but it's
actually the knees.
Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Oh and I said, just see the move a little bit,
get a little gree move about it. Performers usually feed off.
Speaker 8 (01:37:45):
The audience, so we try to get back what they
give us.
Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Okay, So if you're going to a show, you better
have some kind of like physical reaction.
Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
To rock out. You got to rock the Yeah, I disagree, agree, disagree, disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Do you experience it the way you want to experience it.
Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (01:38:04):
Although I don't know if you've been watching the Chris
Brown shows, people are pretty much having sex and then oh, yeah,
it's basically dances and yeah, and dude, and we were
just at that club, would he Yeah, we were added
like a little I don't know, lounge area and that
couple that was pretty much having sexed on the floor.
Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
We went to this place inside of Aria on the
biggest strip and it's it's just like a bar lounge
kind of thing. Hanging out after night number two of
the iHeart Radio Music Festival. And this guy, he was
in his fifties, nice and he's got this chick who's
with him, and they're they're both in good shape and everything,
but they are full on dry humping on the floor.
(01:38:46):
The baby's poor boyfriend just put his arm around her
give her a quick kiss on the forehead. Got the
death penalty. These guys, I mean, I mean it was they.
Speaker 8 (01:38:57):
Were blocking the bar from people ordering.
Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
Did did his lady look paid for or they came together.
Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Now they came together.
Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Well they.
Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
Like we're talking about open mouth tonguing and the I
mean the whole her leg is like he's holding her
legs up like you know, yeah, embarrassing, and dude.
Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
That's what That's the same thing she looks like when
he puts use.
Speaker 8 (01:39:22):
So what you experienced there is happening at these concerts.
Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
The guy, you know, you're not gonna I think I'm
gonna say this, but I support that at the bar,
it's you know, whatever it is to you.
Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
Yeah, you're you are a You're the opposite of Sammy.
Speaker 6 (01:39:35):
You are a p D A guy like would yeah,
not at like the not at the the whatever the
kids dance recital, but you know, in Vegas, that's what you're.
Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
Supposed to be doing. That's part of the ambiance.
Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
Yeah, I don't want to take care, but I mean
it was as over the top as you're picturing. It
was over the time. It's what you were picturing. But
as far as like, yeah, I'm I'm agreeing with what
you said. However you want to experience it. You you
paid as much as anybody else did be there. I
don't care what you do at the bar and have
the concert kind of in the background.
Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
Yeah, that when you see a whole section of people
they're just too cool.
Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
But that's not the majority of that's the thing. It's
not the majority of people.
Speaker 10 (01:40:10):
But I've been in a situation where I'm with a
group of people standing up and singing along and the
people behind us want to sit and they're mad that
we are standing. Yeah, we're blocking everything. It's like, we'll
stand up.
Speaker 11 (01:40:21):
We're at a show.
Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Yeah, I'm with you on that too. I agree with
Sammy as well. Yeah. Yeah, there there are certain things
where the crowds not as into it as you would hope.
And usually the more high dollar of the event, like
the Super Bowl for example, there's not a lot of
like fan fans there, right, it's a lot of like
corporate They got tickets from some they were the big client,
(01:40:44):
and so yeah, it's like a scene b scen kind
of thing. Even certain other sporting events like courtside. Yeah.
The joke was always when I lived in Chicago, is
that when you went to Wrigley Field, it was just
like you were going to a bar instead of a band.
It was a baseball game that was happening.
Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
If you've never been, especially the summer. He's one of
the best bar districts.
Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Oh yeah in the world. Yeah, for sure, for sure.
All right, subway takes next take agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (01:41:10):
So what's your take money back guarantee on watermelon?
Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
One hundred percent agree, one hundred percent agree.
Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
No one ever talks about this.
Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
Yes, I had so many disappointing moments this summer. Of course,
in joyful expectation, carried the watermelon.
Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
At all, carry it like a baby.
Speaker 13 (01:41:27):
I think there should be like a connoisseur, like an expertise,
like a batista who's saying, this.
Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Is a good watermelon. Okay, I have a question, and
I think of anybody in this room, Greg would be
the one who would know what's the official policy at
the grocery store. Let's say I go, because it's happened
a number of times where I'll go and I'll get produce, fruits, vegetables, whatever,
and you get them home and it's like, oh my god,
what the hell is this really? Yeah, And like so,
(01:41:54):
I'm sure maybe in your past, Greg has been the
guy who's brought it back.
Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
I don't like these.
Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
I throw it right away. Say that gross, he goes
right in the garbage. What's the policy?
Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
Not tried with produce. I've wanted to with the avocados,
but by the time you get to the store, they're
going to be brown anyway, because when you get a
brand new one and it's already brown. Yeah, exactly. So
I've never tried it. The I've only returned one thing
at a grocery store one time that was produce that
was not produce. But I've only done it one time
in my entire life. It's when I bought non alcoholic
beer by Accident Trust and they said you can't return alcohol.
(01:42:31):
I said, good, it is not alcoholic, and they let
me return it. The only time I tried. Well, I
guess I'm in luck because this is zero.
Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
So I like my money back. So does anybody know, Like,
what what is the.
Speaker 5 (01:42:47):
Take it back?
Speaker 10 (01:42:48):
Yeah, I will return produce. I returned berries that I
got home that are super moldy, and I'm like.
Speaker 11 (01:42:54):
But I still want them.
Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
So what I do is all this.
Speaker 10 (01:42:58):
Sometimes you can't, And so I brought them back and said, hey,
I got these, these are moldy. I just want to
grint these instead. I mean, I don't have to go
through even a return policy. I just give them the
moldy ones and I grab the new ones and I
walk out and they're like, okay, great, bananas.
Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
And raspberries are the two things that I'll buy at
the grocery store. And they'll like the bananas will be
damn near green for whatever reason. I get them home
and they look like they were in a Chris Brown relationship.
But you know, like they're almost like I don't like
them when they're overright, so like I don't know what
happened between And I make sure I keep them in
the basket, like the where the kids would normally sit
(01:43:32):
on the cart, So that's where I put all the bread, eggs,
delicate things. Right, I'm not throwing them around, so you
can't say, well, you just must have handled them pretty rough. No, no, no,
I treat them as if it was bread or eggs,
like I just bound and they're still brown by the
time you get them home with them in the.
Speaker 5 (01:43:47):
Bag too long, you should take them out of the No, No.
Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
What do you mean keep them in the bag too long?
What bag?
Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
You don't get like a bag for your bananas?
Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
No, what do you mean like a little produce for bananas.
Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
I don't know the case. I agree, I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:44:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
I put very very few things in those bags because
I don't get it. Like you can grab if you
just need a couple of lemons, you don't need to
put them in the bag. Just have two lemons. Yeah,
you get one onion, you don't need to put it
in the bag. And then the other one. Are the raspberries,
I don't know what happens. I look, these look perfectly good, like, man,
these looks some really good raspberries. Get them home. They're
already growing.
Speaker 6 (01:44:22):
Hair, they're white. And it sounds like a complaint. It's
not in need, Like you can just go back and
take your watermelon back anytime. I didn't know you could though,
But you've cut it up. They take it back, Greg
with it. We don't return with are there's certain things
you can't bring back. I would like to think that
the people at the store wouldn't mind. It's never been
(01:44:43):
a grocery stores never. Yeah, sure, Well, I mean we've
done the well they take it back.
Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
We had the the cake. Well.
Speaker 6 (01:44:49):
I think the obvious thing with watermelon is I've drilled
a hole in it till you know, I did see
something about.
Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
How to tell how to tell if the watermelon is
There was something that popped up and basically like a
picture chart I've seen.
Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
No, it's like there's a yellow spot. I tried it.
Speaker 9 (01:45:09):
Yeah, I cannot pick a good while and it's my
favorite fruit in the world, and I get a bad one.
Speaker 5 (01:45:14):
I'm so hard broke.
Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
There's also like the where they're like like the butthole
on the end of it, where they said, like it's tight,
it's right. Oh, you know, like there's something there's there's
something like that. I wonder if yeah, they they talk
about it like that too, like it's like that, you know,
look at the butthole off, it's tight, it's right.
Speaker 8 (01:45:30):
I wonder if the new meadow glasses will be able
to indicate worth every penny.
Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
A couple of days ago, for the first time in
my life, I saw at the store they had cut
a watermelon in half and the watermelon was yellow.
Speaker 7 (01:45:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Yeah before it's fun And.
Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Again I'm putting it out there too, everybody, why we
keep making watermelons that still have seeds. We have the
technology to make seeles watermelon. They're like, who is who
was on purpose? Except for places that you go here,
like I don't even want this because got the seeds
and it's too is it more?
Speaker 5 (01:46:02):
I associate that with redness, like it's more rich, like
like a nice dark yolk inside, Like, oh, I don't
like GMOs like old school?
Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
Yeah, Like why you buy grapes that have the seeds
in them? Why?
Speaker 7 (01:46:15):
Bo?
Speaker 5 (01:46:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
Like why are we doing that? Can we?
Speaker 7 (01:46:18):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Can we can we genetically engineered cherries to no longer
have the pit?
Speaker 5 (01:46:22):
That'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
Can you imagine if you can just grab a handful
of cherries and just shove them in your mouth all
those stones without yeah, without having at having to worry
about the pit would be so good? Eight seven, seven
forty four. What do you agree or disagree on the
text two to nine eighty seven?
Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
It's not like thrilling for me.
Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Well, it's one that you would say of people at
ninety three that would.
Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
So the world?
Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
O good?
Speaker 5 (01:46:49):
I no cub near my house the wood.
Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
I guess somebody said on a couple of people on
the text, And I guess there are seedless or pitless
cherries are already out there. Really as well? We have
grapes that tastes like cotton candy magical. Those are I
don't get it, man, those are crazy expensive. Those cotton
carry cotton candy grapes.
Speaker 5 (01:47:17):
Oh yeah, because they taste exact.
Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
I didn't think they did.
Speaker 8 (01:47:21):
Really.
Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Yeah. My daughter wanted to try him, and my wife
bought them, and uh, I go, wait, what are these things?
Speaker 5 (01:47:27):
There's very seat.
Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Yeah, there's watermelons that cost you hundred bucks that.
Speaker 7 (01:47:34):
Are like.
Speaker 4 (01:47:36):
Or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
Oh wait is that at that? What's that star airwon? Yeah,
people talk about.
Speaker 8 (01:47:42):
That's available.
Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
The strawberry, Yeah, just the one strawberry.
Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Yeah. How do you know you have fu money or
how do you or how do you like shop? If
you want people to believe that you do. Yeah, yeah,
that's the only thing you're gonna eat that day, exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:47:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
Taco Bell testing some new burritos, Double dipping burritos. They
call them so choice of grilled marinated steak or slow
roasted chicken mixed with a three cheese blend and avocado
ranch sauce, wrapped in the flour tortilla and then grilled. Now,
the twist is is that you get two little snack
(01:48:21):
sized versions, and each order they come with the like
a split dipping cup. It's like on one side you
got like this chili lime crama and this other one
is like crushed tortilla chips and like the what's the
what's the what's the Mexican cheese?
Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
The yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
Yeah like them? Yeah yeah, And so there's like a.
Speaker 5 (01:48:47):
And then you dip the what's the test?
Speaker 6 (01:48:51):
It looks sounds good. That being said, I never want
to hear about plastic waste everget in my life. Split
dipping cups.
Speaker 4 (01:48:56):
Nobody is so good to be Those cookies you like
menace where you dip them.
Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
Hell yeah it is. I've fought it and it's delicious.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
And big news in the stone skipping world you know
where you go down to the lake or whatever. Okay,
the world stone skipping Championships in Scotland rocked by a
cheating scal rock. Yeah that's what the headline says.
Speaker 5 (01:49:27):
They cheat on this one.
Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (01:49:30):
How do you cheat them?
Speaker 7 (01:49:30):
This?
Speaker 5 (01:49:31):
Was it not really water with a bouncy mat.
Speaker 2 (01:49:35):
They were found to be using suspiciously circular stones because
you're supposed to use natural stones and these weren't.
Speaker 4 (01:49:44):
Yeah, they maybe ground them down or something.
Speaker 5 (01:49:47):
Yeah, not cylinders whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
Yeah, So here I have this. This involves a fun accent.
Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
Where is my bone there?
Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
What's that? Well, there's a rep from the World Stone
Skimming Championship talking about what happened.
Speaker 13 (01:50:05):
Unfortunately, a very small number of capacitors if they had
to use some machinery to smooth the outside edge of
their stone and make it exactly perfectly round to fit
through our measure, which is called the Ring of Truth.
Speaker 4 (01:50:22):
Yeah, big, big news, the Ring of the Truth.
Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
I'd imagine that these guys take it as seriously as
you see some of these guys that play darts or
ball or pool or bowling. They are not no joke.
But these things that are not supposed to be taken
all that seriously. It's bad. You're supposed to be like
super cool, fun, casual, do it while you're drinking beer
kind of thing, and these guys are showing up.
Speaker 8 (01:50:47):
Well, two things about darts. One, I was talking to
dat and it was telling me there's like this teenage
professional dart player that already has sponsorships for a million
dollars a nuke. Yeah, And I was gonna bring out
Morgan's mom plays darts.
Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
Well, she doesn't play, but she is a She falls
back at dark fan. She wakes up at like four am.
Speaker 5 (01:51:09):
On the weekends to watch the script to watch.
Speaker 3 (01:51:11):
Yeah, she's a huge Luke the nuke fan.
Speaker 5 (01:51:13):
He's yeah, like seventeen, okay, seventeen going on thirty five.
Speaker 2 (01:51:17):
Now she's doing she's doing steel tip darts or she's
doing like those plastic tips darts.
Speaker 3 (01:51:21):
Steel Yeah, steel for sure. But they have to walk
outs like it's a big deal. Like her bucket list
is to go to some darts match someday.
Speaker 5 (01:51:29):
Well, they think we could probably accomplish the television in
the UK. Oh, it's huge, big, it's it's lame.
Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
It sucks, but they do it.
Speaker 5 (01:51:35):
It's a big time.
Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
But it's just funny when you go to like your
local sports bar and you see the guys coming in
and they got their like little kid. Yeah, their little kid's.
Speaker 8 (01:51:43):
The local bar ones because they suck. They're all beat up.
Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
I don't know where you're supposed to go, like down
to the dart house or something. I don't know, like
where do you go? But yeah, good for that.
Speaker 4 (01:51:52):
Think you go to the dart house. You're not kidding
Sea Best. This guy looks.
Speaker 5 (01:51:56):
Forty Shane gillis byer. He's got a nickname Greg. He
does look like yeah eight.
Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
Seven seven forty four nine seven.
Speaker 8 (01:52:09):
If you're sick, I got diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
My mouth is trying to show. We are wrapping up
and getting hell out of here, everybody. Monday. In the books,
we went from last week into the iHeartRadio Music Festival
right into today. You're welcome the rest for the wicked
all right. Get the full show podcasts by going to
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parting words of wisdom.
Speaker 4 (01:53:21):
Please, yeah, we will never know why every squirrel always
acts like it's their first day of being a squirrel.
Speaker 5 (01:53:30):
If they do, you have thought of looking around together.
Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Jittery, we're flipping their tails.
Speaker 5 (01:53:36):
They're excited.
Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like meth heads. Yeah, totally tall tweakers.
Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
They haven't been beat down by life. Well, they're always happy.
Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you two hours commercial
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and Striker giving away some tickets this afternoon. I think
they are also getting a gas card or something. They're
they're using the the talkback feature through the iHeartRadio. They
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love that thing. Yeah, but yeah you can. You can
win later on this afternoon with Booker and Striker here
on ALLT ninety eighty seven. Thank you for giving the
show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it. Appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday.
Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.