FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 23rd 2025 Podcast

News Headlines, Craigslist Price Is Right, Fat Chick or Skinny Chick & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, all
right days Tuesday. It is September the twenty third, twenty
twenty five. Hello, welcome, We are the Woody Show. Yeah,
that's Greg Gory. Morning. There is Menace. Hi, we got

(00:59):
Gina grad Sea Mass is here. We've got Sammy. Hello,
Morgan is here. She's our associate producer, von our video producer.
We got Bort and Menji holding things down here in
the Woody Show production department. See, we've got the text
of course you get send your check ins over to
two to ninety seven phones eight seven seven four Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Is that I'm going to call in and a.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Social media of course, fin as follow us there at
the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Coming up free today.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
We'll get all the trending news headlines of course, birthdays,
porn of birthday menico. I had the latest out of
the world of entertainment. We're gonna play a dumb ass
contest today. In fact, we have a couple different contests
for you a chance to win some stuff. We're gonna
play the Craigslist price is right. Oh yeah, and then
also fat chick skinny check. Now that's a contest more
for us. There's no prize for grabs except for the volunteer. Yep,

(01:47):
that's answering the that's answering the questions. Morgan has a
volunteer lined up that we're gonna have for you today,
Fat chick skinny check for the day, the Craigslist price
is right.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Plenty of opportunities to win some stuff here.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Today on the Woody Show, all right, speaking of fat
and skinny, Greg Gorey was talking about how he would
love to have the thigh gap.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
I forget how that came about.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
We were talking about it last week and then we
got an after hours voicemail and this person's saying, Greg,
maybe don't worry about that.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
I would show. This is Alli from Sacramento. I don't
normally call in because I hate my voice going on.
Off chance that you decide to play this, I guess
I'm just going to have to deal with it.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
But I wanted to.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Tell Greg because he said in one of his words
of wisdom the other day on Thursday, I think about
wanting it to have a thigh gap. It's not really
something for men, and I just wanted.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
To let you know why, so that you.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Don't feel bad about yourself.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Women have much wider pelvises, so their leg bones starts
much further apart than the other leg bones, whereas men
tend to have leg bones that are kind of straight
and parallel. And so there's a much easier way to
get a thy gap as a woman because of that
added space, because.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Of the structure.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
And it has nothing to do with how fat you are.
And after having met you, yes, you are very sin.
You need to stop worrying so much about it. No,
you don't look sick, but I think that you can
probably call it a day and just maintain at this point.
So I just wanted to let you know that it
might be an untainable dream to have a thyge gap
as a man. Sorry you by all right?

Speaker 8 (03:21):
You can't argue anatomy, right, I don't know why would
she call it unattainable. All we have to do is
get you pelvis widening surgery.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, it's yeah, no problem.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
No idea.

Speaker 9 (03:31):
We can do it on the same day as I
get my neck tight crack. That pls the other issue, Greg,
is we don't. We don't wear pants that would allow
us to to show up, especially if you hag up
your nads.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Though, if the thigh gap is the goal, Greg, I
don't think that the chocolate milk is the answer.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Greg. Oh, I know, Greg has been going on and on.
For the first time in a long time.

Speaker 10 (03:56):
I was trying to figure out the last time I
had chocolate milk.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I mean, not childhood, but it's been since childhood.

Speaker 10 (04:01):
Probably It's probably been three decades since I've had real
chocolate milk.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
He's rediscovered chocolate milk. And now, how did you say?
You said it was like a religious religious experience. So
I had a moment of weakness. I saw it and
I said, you know what, screw it, I'm gonna get
this chocolate milk little container. I should have bought a case,
because I got one and I'm in the car drinking it,
and I almost started crying.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
It was so good.

Speaker 10 (04:26):
It was like a melted milkshake.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
What your pleasure centers? This is where he breaks though,
because a few years yeah, he's you know, he tortures
himself to such a point where he's just like like
slender Man, and then like he gets a taste of
something good, then you're just gonna hog out.

Speaker 10 (04:44):
And but I did do that with the icing a
few months ago. I told you about icing, and I
didn't enjoy it, so I threw that away. Great, but milk, man,
oh man, you know what you would love. And I
bought these. We have these at the house, and in fact,
i'll bring I'll bring a couple in for you tomorrow
so you can try them.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Talk about milk fifty.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
It's fair Life, Fair Life, my mom, I've seen that.
So thirty grams of protein right in each one. And
I'm telling you it is creamy chocolate milk that does
not taste like anything other than like some really awesome
creamy The chocolate flavor is amazing.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
Would you consider that like a meal replacement?

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
I think it's all I have seen fair Life, and
I'm gonna raise you fair Life to milk fifty milk.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'm not saying I'm not familiar with milk.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
It's pretty, it's pretty brand new. It's definitely not in
every store, but you see it here and there. Yeah,
so fair Life it's just by comparison, has one hundred
and forty calories. Per eight ounce glass milk fifty as
in the name has fifty and it's to my taste.
I'm sure it's not as creamy, creamy, dreamy whatever as
your classic chocolate milk. But you could drink an entire
forty eight ounce like quourt and a half that it

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comes in and it's only.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
Three hundred calories.

Speaker 10 (05:56):
Okay, So is that good?

Speaker 9 (05:58):
That's amazing, that's really good. That's what which is again,
it's one third the calories of the fair Life fair Life.
It's it's a pretty decent bottle, you know, like as
far as it's serving.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
What I got was tiny, Yeah, yeah, surveys the same sizes,
but it's it's a it's one hundred and fifty calories
and it's two grams of sugar. You get the thirty
grams of the protein. But it's I'm telling you, it's chocolatey,
it's creamy. It's really good.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's better than just doing like nest quick you know whatever.
The uh like that too?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yes, I tell you the store brand because we bought some,
just because because can we get this from We bought
the store brand chocolate milks. What I got that stuff
was so good, so good, it was just like melted
ice cream moments. Yeah, yeah, it was.

Speaker 11 (06:43):
So.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
There's one thing though, with the iHeart Radio Music Festival
this year that you missed out on. Greg Dude, everybody's
so rail thin. Really, Oh yeah, everybody's on the show.
I was gonna say, easy to know why.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
Yeah, yeah, d I was like, whoa, that's why what
your wife was called jelly rolled donut hole get it?

Speaker 7 (07:02):
Yeah, I'm smaller.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
When he walked in the room, because it was the
first time I've really seen him, like in person, since
he had lost a ton of weight and he I
mean yeah, he really, I mean a lot. I don't
know how much exactly he's down, but it's.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Like one hundred plus yeah and over hole is over
to lose over two hundred.

Speaker 10 (07:19):
I'm looking at milk fifty right now. Even the bottle
looks good.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
You can drink.

Speaker 9 (07:25):
You could drink three of those in a day. It'd
be nine hundred calories. You lose a ton of weight
and you'd still get like one hundred and fifty grands
of protein, which is more than you probably ever had.

Speaker 10 (07:32):
It did kind of fill me up too. It's kind
of like having a meal is Yeah, you.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
Can always and you use as a base for a
smoothie blended with you know, not a sponsor, but could be.
I know what I'm getting to, but yeah, you have
you have to look at them, look at the find
the storks. It's not everywhere.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I saw a couple of nice comments on a couple
of photos, like from the iHeart Festival, people like, oh,
what do you lost some weights? Like you just don't
like what the videos that you see like on the
on the YouTube and on like the Instagram videos that
we post it. Yeah, I have lost some weight, but
I don't think it's as dramatic as maybe it seems
like by watching those videos and the pictures and stuff.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
Well, no, you you do look slimmer, but I think
you're being modest unless you really didn't see it because
somebody tagged you on one of my pictures and said
you look hot.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah, I saw.

Speaker 10 (08:17):
I wanted to ask you.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
People do a lot of drugs, you know, I did see.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
There was an after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty
four Woodie asking about some of the weight loss stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Hey what do you show me love? A question for you, Woody. Now,
there's been a couple of times I believe on the
show where you guys mentioned that health experts say that
you grow an inch of penis with every fifty pounds
that you lose. I believe you said at your lowest
you're like one eighty ish and you recently were close
to three hundred, and now you're down to the two thirties.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Do you recall a.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Bigger penis back when you're in the one eighties? Do
you notice the difference now that you've lost roughly fifty
is pounds? Love to know, love you guys have a
good day.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, very to report back. Well, I mean maybe it
would motivate him to lose weight, Like, yeah, you don't
grow any penis, but like because your pubis, your cube
mound is part of what loses. Weight you lose, you
get you're supposed to gain. They say, uh, an inch
of visible penis like per however many pounds? Now did

(09:24):
I find that to be the case? I wouldn't call it,
you know, anything drastically noticeable? You know that being said,
I've shown you the pictures. I took a the Burt
Chreyischer crews of the Smallest Penis Contest, and those guys
were all enormous and you could see it when you
when you really look close, you can see, oh a
lot of that length is being eaten up by Yeah.

(09:46):
It's been one of the arguments that people make about like,
you know, it's not that all skinny guys have like
a big penis. It's just that the skinny guys have
no fat in and around that area, and so it's
gonna look even though it's a the same penis that
you would see like on a on a bigger dude,
on a fat or dude or whatever, it just visibly
looks different because there's none of the there's none of

(10:08):
the fat around it.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, kind of blocking.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
The view like an iceberg, Like, oh, you only see
the tip, that's right, you see more of the iceberg.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Anyway, eight seven seven forty four, what if you want
to leave us at drivers voicemail on the time after
ten am, you can leave that there otherwise set to
be part of the show as the show's on same
number eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a
text over to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna
go work on our thigh gaps. More chocolate, milk, more
woody show. I would take that chocolate milk right now,
More Woody Shows next, Hang.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
On a Woody Show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
What's up, Woody Show Podcast listeners, It's menace. This Thursday,
I'm gonna be at Lazy Dog Restaurant in Downey, California
from four thirty to six thirty doing a bunch of giveaways.
So if you're in town, come on by the Lazy
Dog Restaurant this Thursday, Downey, California from four thirty to
six thirty. Hope to see you there. In the meantime,

(11:01):
keep on listening to The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be the moment you're supposed to be there.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
All right, welcome back to everybody. Yeah, September twenty third.
Since we were talking about all the fat stuff, fat
chick skinny chick stuff coming up later on this morning.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Today is National Snack Stick Day Day. It's National Great
American Pot Pie Day. Yes, I'll take that.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's a National Baker Day. Okay, And uh, I don't
know did this ever work? I'm sure Gina's tried it.
But the it's National Apple Cider Vinegar day, weren't people
just drinking apple cider vinegar and they.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Were saying that I cannot stomach that stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Burns a bunch of time, just one shot.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
Supposed to be a natural appetites of persons. I believe that,
and like oh gloom felt the talk. Well it does,
it helps your stomach.

Speaker 12 (12:00):
I would take a shot of it when I was
going to eat something that I knew was gonna upset
my stomach and it didn't keep me from having.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
To go to the bathroom immediately.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Then why would you if you knew it was gonna
upset your stomach?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Like, why would you go eat well because it would?

Speaker 12 (12:12):
Or something that the cheese was gonna screw me up?

Speaker 7 (12:14):
And I knew it, but it was really good. And
if I took a shot of that, I didn't have paint.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
See I've been thinking, like the vinegar like that for whatever. Yeah,
it sounds like it would be the cause stomach upset.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
No, it takes the pain away.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
I never understood, Oh, if you want something to stop
smelling bad, use vinegar, Like vinegar smells bad, you know, like, oh,
it's a natural cleaning solution.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, you can't use vinegar for a lot of stuff.

Speaker 10 (12:36):
I remember there was a windex with vinegar in it.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Well, like if you get hard water spots on your car,
greg uh huh, just put some white vinegar on just
a towel and just wipe the hard water spots vinegar. Yep,
just straight white vinegar. Just drink it on your car.
Just pour it like on a on a rag or
something and then just wipe aside. Like sometimes you if
you park next to like a little yeah, there's like

(13:00):
the landscape sprinkler and we'll get you in like that,
like that sprinkler water super hard water sometimes and even
once that dries sometimes man like even rinsing it or whatever,
does he not just it doesn't get that crap off
there like but the yeah, a little white vinegar on
it on a rag and it'll come right off.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
You can use it for a lot of stuff.

Speaker 10 (13:19):
If it suppresses the appetite. I try it. It does
seem like it would hurt your stomach.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Well.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Today is an International Day of Sign Languages. It's Celebrate
Bisexuality Day Today, it's National Checkers Day. It's uh oh,
go with your gut Day, speaking of gut, and it's
Restless Leg Awareness Day.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Be aware of it.

Speaker 10 (13:41):
Be aware of that.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
That's one thing that Greg does not believe that that's
the real thing.

Speaker 10 (13:45):
That's just a way to sell me. Yeah, less restless
leg syndrome. Yeah, for Millennia, we called it just you know, antsiness.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
Yeah, it's called sitting too long, right, is that what it?
Take a walk?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I don't know Greg, Greg's legs around. Greg has not
been a believe I don't believe it. I've got Birthday's
port of Birthday coming up here in just a few minutes. First,
Messka and tells what's happening in the world of entertainment. Well,
Tom Holland, I don't know if he saw this over
the weekend. He's taking a break from filming The New
Spider Man because he got injured on set. He got
a mild concussion after a fall. And I'm like, dude,

(14:17):
I do that all the time.

Speaker 10 (14:18):
I keep on working.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Staking Yeah, look, this is fine, So it's nice that
you get to take your break. He smashed his head
open a thousand times. Look totally normal.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
I'm legit. Okay, thanks all right, Gary, Gary Busey, you
know him, right, Yeah, he's a maniac. Well, he is
also on probation for the next two years because he
went to a convention and he groped a woman and
he said that he did intentionally, but his attorney said
that he's too old to like, you know, do time

(14:50):
for that, So he has to pay a fine. He
has to pay a fine and be on probation for that.
And so, yeah, I know I've been and we've been.
Have you been around Gary Bucy?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I have one time, many many years ago.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yeah, I went to Improv comedy club and I was
being taken into the green room and I go into
this basement of this club and all the lights were
off and he was sitting on top of a table
by himself. Hey, Chris Cross Apple Saws And it was
like straight out of a horror film. It was scary.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
It seems he'd be exhausting.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, pretty on, he seems pretty I met him. He
was pretty on.

Speaker 12 (15:29):
Well, he like spilled his coke everywhere and everything was
a mess. He had come into the radio station I
worked at. But I think after that motorcycle accident.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Did whole TV show about him twenty years ago.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
He was not well. He did jump over a radio
board and try to choke out my friends. Oh, it
sounds like it would be a good time, all right. Uh,
speaking of a good time, this is the gift that
keeps on giving. Guys can't stop talking about it. Charlie Sheen,
his documentary and book just keeps on bringing out more
and more stories that are very entertaining. And his latest

(16:00):
story is that he got cut off from the Mexican
cartel because he just started ordering too much cocaine.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Like he apparently ordered too many drugs that even the
car tells like, hey man, we.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Can't keep it too much. Well, they had suspicions that
he was ordering so much that he was reselling it himself.
Can I do it in front of you?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Just for me?

Speaker 7 (16:20):
They're like, there's no way this guy is using all
this cocaine. And they just said, yeah, he's reselling it.
So they cut him off.

Speaker 10 (16:28):
Customer.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
I'm sure he found more, all right?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Now?

Speaker 7 (16:33):
Did you see this? Are friends Tyler and josh Oh
twenty one pilots. They have a number one single on
the Billboard charts.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
It's the album right, number one? Yeah, I think they
went the album number one.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I believe.

Speaker 7 (16:49):
Yeah, Breach is the album right, yeah? Yeah, they went?
I guess yeah, Sorry, it wasn't listed as an album,
so Breach, yes, number one, so congratulations to them's there.
It's the biggest rock album in six years.

Speaker 9 (17:03):
Geez oh yeah, because everything that's number one is either
pop up or K pop or okay, forget don't forget
pipe pop. By the way, I got men s a
new K pop McDonald happy meal toy.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
So it was star.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
It's a little boy.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
It's one of the uh one of the big ones,
the jim Palm jub Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Palm. Like, is
it a real person who's something from like K pop?

Speaker 8 (17:25):
Demon Hunter?

Speaker 9 (17:26):
No, No, it's a it's a real person. What was
the big one there that went to the went to
the uh bts? Yeah, they make the bts in the
little kids and then they give you to those and
happy meals and everyone knows everything about them.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
Apparently they're back all right. Bon Jovi has sat down
for an interview and he has started talking about he
hasn't talked about it before, but his son and you
know he his son is married to Millie Bobby Brown
and how they adopted a child, and he said that
he's all about it. He says it's crazy it's great,

(17:59):
it's wonderful, and he's said that he's actually being annoying
about it, asking for daily updates from them. And now, Sammy,
you always addressed this like younger people. He also says
they're wise and mature beyond their years. And you say, Sammy,
they were forced to grow up because they you know,
they're around adults their entire life, right.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
I mean for child stars.

Speaker 12 (18:21):
Yes, I do think that they've been working, they've been
on sets, they've been around adults.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Baby for a second, it's baby, Yeah, But I would argue,
aren't children always around adults, Sammy. They're not doing adult things.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
But they're not around other kids.

Speaker 12 (18:40):
Is the problem, Because you would still go to school
and be around a bunch of kids all day. That
doesn't necessarily happen for child stars on set.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
And you don't have a bunch of execs being like
if you know money. It's true.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I feel like I had a huge advantage in figuring
out adult life because I went right out of high school.
I was already working in radio full time. I'm so
I didn't do the whole college thing and whatever, which
I do have regrets about I which I wish I
would have had that, the social part of college and
that kind of rambunctious don't need to be responsible for much.
You know how people treat their twenties.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yep, I didn't have.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I didn't have any of that, But I feel like
that Actually, because I was around a bunch of other
working people in a career like I was, I got
a jump start of other people in my own age.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
That's true in that in that way, but because you
skip something.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Correct, Yeah, correct.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
So Yeah, it's like whoever you're hanging That's why they
say that if you have if you're hanging around losers,
you're going to be a loser. But if you're hanging
around with other people who are in that kind of
like phase of life where you're going to pick up more,
you're gonna seem more like, I guess, like a an
old soul.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
They always say so.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
A bunch of ovie says they're good and they're enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, I done one thing I'm not sure about. I
guess maybe I'll experience it someday. People talk about, like
just men, how much they love like the grandkids and
like they just can't get enough of the grand kids specifically,
And I think, like, man, being around little kids sucks.
It does suck, you know, and that's when they're your
own kids. Even so I can't imagine like wanting the

(20:06):
side of the Yeah, they're their grandkids, but they're still
little kids.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
It's got to be because they kind of look like
you and you can send them back.

Speaker 10 (20:13):
Yeah, but I mean it makes you feel young again.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Maybe the only thing I can think is that because
you don't have to deal with any of the bad stuff.
The minute it gets difficult, or the minute there's something
that's intervenient, you don't have to deal with it anymore.
But like my mom or you know, any of our parents,
they always wanted to jump in there, even for that stuff,
like for this stuff like bath time, reading, for bed,
like all that crap.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
You're like, oh god, yeah, so yeah, is it okay
if I give them a bath tonight?

Speaker 10 (20:42):
Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
They can't. It's weird.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
They can't get enough of it.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
My grandma used to tell me, you know why we
get along so well because we have a common enemy.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah all right, yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
All right. Singer Camilla Kabea, she was in Iowa and
she was staying at this hotel and in the lobby
she runs into a bride to be and her family,
and she said that the bride told her like, oh
my god, I can't believe you're here, because I actually
selected one of your songs to be the first dance
with my dad. And the song is called first Man.

(21:21):
So Camilla actually talks to some of her family and said, hey,
you know where you getting married? And it was the
very next day. It was in town. She's still in town,
so she's surprised. Oh my god, the groom and the
bride and performed the song live at.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
The West That is cool, now, very cool. Be honest,
I'll go around the room.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
If you ran into Kimiakbea, would you be able to
recognize her just by seeing her?

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yes or no? Gina, no, no, No, one's surprised by
my answer. The answer is absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
You know, it'd be kind of interesting that that might
be a funny bit at some point, Like I have
no idea which I've heard the name Kamiakbea, right, but
like if we got like one of those police artists
people in here and I had to try to describe
like what she looks like.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
To see that girl, I definitely have an.

Speaker 10 (22:08):
Idea where yeah, I think she has a nose.

Speaker 8 (22:11):
But like out of context on the stream now, no way, So.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
How would you even know if you ran into her?
Do you know what she looks like?

Speaker 7 (22:16):
No?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Without looking, without looking your own.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
No, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I might go like, is that some do I know her?
But I would I could think from work, like not
even a celebrity necessarily, Like if it was singing maybe
one of the songs, you know, what's the one of
her songs?

Speaker 7 (22:29):
No, that's the only one I know. Send this clip
to her menace.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah, like I love it.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I'm saying like if if I heard somebody in a
bar lounge or whatever singing that song, like wow, that
sounds just like the original, and it could be hers to.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
Be a slam but she seems attainable.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah what she is. She's also wearing a seat through
dress at this girl's.

Speaker 9 (22:51):
Wedding, Like check that out, saying that's you're trying to
upstage the bride.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
It is see through wow, but it's very sheer. Yes,
that's an interesting planning going to a wedding.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
I think it's really cool that she showed up.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
I'm just wanting wow, I'm more I'm more impressed with
somebody recognized Camia Kebeo on the street.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Well, I mean she her music has been on pop
radio for the past ten years. Okay, it's radio harmony.
She used to date Shawn Mendez.

Speaker 10 (23:19):
Thank you guys. All right, yeah, all right.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
I've been in the buildings at the same time many
venues time for.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
The birthday shows. We're going, it's ship, We're gonna sit.

Speaker 10 (23:34):
She was like, it's and you know, we don't do.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Am I supposed to know what somebody looks like because
I've been in the same building with him at one point.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
I'm asking, like, honestly, my question, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah maybe.

Speaker 10 (23:48):
I mean there's probably a lot of people in this
building right now that don't know what we look like.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, our salespeople. Oh yeah. The iHeart Radio Music festival
in this past weekend, I was standing around and there
was like this whole conversation going on next to me,
and uh, they left.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
And somebody I said to me that, who the hell
is that? I go, I don't know. That was Glorilla.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
I go, oh, damn, I would I would recognize her
right away. I went on that we went to a
meeting that I was the meeting that you and I
went to. And you know the people that let you
up the elevator, they work for our company. Yeah, And
I tried to get up the elevator and like they're like,
I'm sorry, who are you? Like do we need are you?
They thought that I worked for the company that we're

(24:28):
meeting with.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Oh, okay, yeah, are you Ali? Yeah, yeah, that we
worked for the same company.

Speaker 10 (24:34):
A's right.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
But they've been in the same building with you before, gym.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
But I recognize this person.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Are your Subbury birthdays? Jason Alexander George Costanzo Seinfeld is
sixty six years old to him in person. Recently, Bruce
Springsteen is seventy six. Good actor Anthony Mackie Falcon in
the Marvel movies forty seven Today Former Daily Show correspondent hassamanaj.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Forty years old.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Skyler Aston and Kendrick's boyfriend and Jesse and the Pitch Perfect.
I put it in because I figured Greg, I love it.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
I love him all right, So yeah that I wouldn't
have known this.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Is Anna Kendrick's boyfriend, Jesse Skyler. But like in real life,
in the movie, no, it's in the movie.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
No, that's Anna. Oh sorry, who am I?

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (25:22):
Anna Camp not Anna Kendrick.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Sorry, sorry, it's Anna Kendrick's character. Yes, sorry, boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
The character's name is Jesse.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
That's right, I was getting the two leads mixed sense, right.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Lazy Bone from Bone Thugs in Harmony is fifty one
shot Out to the Crossroads and then Julio Gleasias, the
Master's Spanish swordsman, and Rique a Glacia's father eighty two
years old today and your porn of Birthday today is
Jane Wilde and today's birthday girl. She's had more bones
in her than the dumpster behind at KFC.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
And eight.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Eight hundred and fifty four fine films. That's a good one,
including a smoking hot babysitter can't say no. She was
in Wow, We're kind of Sluts? Huh what I think
about it? She was in Bushy Babes Volumes four and five,
An Old Destruction Volume two, Ain Old Darling's Volume four,
greg she was in Best Butt Sluts Volume two, Every

(26:21):
whole volume one, and who can forget her unforgettable role
in I Banged a Black Guy with My Stepmom.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
I wonder what that's about.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Hell, everybody, that's uh Jane Wild who's twenty seven years
old today and that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
A little talk about would you recognize somebody if you
were in a building with them, and everything else happening
more about you here on the Woodi.

Speaker 12 (26:41):
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Speaker 7 (26:47):
You guys are amazing, especially Woodsy The wood Show.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Hey, yeah, we got fat Chick, skinny Chick coming up
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Here on the woods Show, phones are open eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Woodie.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You can set us a text over to two nine
eight seven send us your email email at the woodieshow
dot com. Actually, somebody on the text was saying, and
I've heard this a number of times and my wife
is even like shocked by it. She was, how do
you have the job that you do and you talk
about these people all the time and you have no
idea who any of these people ever are. Here's the thing.

(27:30):
I hear names and I recognize it. We were talking
about Camia Cabeo. Yeah I know the name, because yeah,
she's playing a bunch of different these iHeart Festivals or
different things. I know the name, Okay, I can't tell
you what they look like, and a lot of times
I can't even tell you why I know, Like, why
do we know who this person? Are they an actress?
Are they a musician? Is it one of these random

(27:51):
like YouTuber people. That's the part I don't know, And
she finds it hard to believe. But I'm like, I
am so not paying attention because I don't really have
any interest in celebrities in general.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
There are people I like, but I give you.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
More of the pass with at least with her, because
she's not really in the format of music.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
There, no, no, And there are a lot of people
that you know, you would be so like Gina was
very surprised that I knew all the lyrics to Mariah
carey songs. You didn't you at the iHeart Festival.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Had them imprinted on your heart.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Don't even have to think Mariah Carey has got some
badass songs because he's a dream lover.

Speaker 10 (28:26):
Yeah, come rescue me, you know, No, that's surprising.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, but it's like how people if you're not a
sports fan, right, you know the name Patrick Mahomes, right,
you know maybe like one of these other names whoever,
like in my Odell Beckham Junior, But like do you
know what position he plays?

Speaker 7 (28:45):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
But you've heard the name of if it's just not,
if it's just not in your in your wheelhouse. And
I just I could not be less impressed or interested
in celebrities.

Speaker 7 (28:55):
I just I'm not and I'm I supposed to remember
all of them of all time, like Robert Redford dies
am I supposed to forget him? And Dustin Hoffman and whoever,
and then remember Melicabello and the fifteen other new people
that are whatever.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yeah, it is weird. I was just having a conversation
with with somebody. It's a person who's in charge of
doing a lot of guest booking and and things like
that for TV and also for radio and podcasts and
stuff like that, and they go, man, it's so difficult now.
And they were even talking about how the movie studios
are looking at things now because stars don't sell movie tickets.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
They don't, they don't.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
It doesn't It wasn't like it used to be where
it's like, oh, there's a new Tom Cruise movie out,
you know you're going to see it.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
You would go see the new Tom Cruise movie.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
He's going to make a set amount of money.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah. Now it's like that doesn't really because the other thing,
the celebrity thing, has been so watered down, yeah, that
it doesn't even matter. And the people that you throw out,
and it's so fragmented because some of the people are
YouTubers who have I don't know, seventeen million people, but
you right, seventeen million is still a small numb compared

(30:00):
to how many people there are just in the country.

Speaker 8 (30:03):
Yeah, three hundred million, four hundred million.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Right exactly.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
And so because it's not everywhere, like on all the
billboards and on all the TV commercials during football, you're
not necessarily familiar with who that person is because they're
a big celebrity within that world.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Right.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
So now like there's people making tons of money and
who are quote super famous that you've never even heard of.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
Also, those people are getting thrown like roles in movies
because these movie companies know the other podcast post Menace,
but there was several roles that came to Bad Bunny
recently that I don't know that he would get otherwise.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Oh yeah, yeah right, Oh well yeah, I did ask
your wife, by the way, because I.

Speaker 7 (30:42):
Thought he was really good and how by Gilmore he
was funny.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Nobody was good in that movie.

Speaker 12 (30:46):
He was a good movie.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I got the I got the answer. Guys, what I
asked MENACE's wife? I said, oh, hey, you want to
know him? She has been so hardcore about justin Timberlake
for so many years, but now she seems to be
super obsessed with Bad Bunny, and I wanted to know, like, uh,
did it overtake or has Bad Bunny now overtaken j
T as her number one haul pass Slam, side slam

(31:09):
or whatever? Indeed, no breaking news. Yeah I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, she goes what I be all about, like an
InSync re union, She goes, hell.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, and she.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
And she loves uh no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
I was like, damn you no, Like she.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Still loves JT like musically and nostalgia and things like that.
She could, but just like just kind of a raw
like yep, let's go it's Bad Bunny. Y Yeah she was,
and she was also might have something to do with
the lime disease. You know, she goes because you know
these older these older people like it's like that's like
she was, I want I want to feel like she goes.
I want to feel like it's like, you know, like
I don't know youth or like when you had that,

(31:47):
when you had that. Uh oh, she thinks about him
a lot. I think JT's washed up. Think And I said, hey,
I said, because we asked. We asked medace and he
wasn't sure. I said, I wanted to get to the
defenditive answer. She was like, yeah, she goes, I don't
think think he uh, he's really wanting to think too
much about you know, my my sexual side quests or
whatever however she put it.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
But yeah, right about it.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
So bad Bunny will be number one. You better be
careful dog. Oh yeah, go on all these bad Bunny shows.
Spe shall be throwing a bro up on stage or something.
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Speaker 4 (32:26):
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Speaker 2 (32:27):
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Speaker 1 (32:29):
Five.

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It's September the twenty third, twenty twenty five. On Woody.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
That's great gory, high wadding. We got minutes.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
What is up, Woody? See masses here? We got Sammy
Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
He just has a text over to two two nine
eight seven. And while you're doing that, Jenni grazz got
the trending news headlines.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
Well, after a six day suspension, Jimmy Kimmel's back on
the air tonight.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
As we've mentioned, kim that.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Was indefinitely if you're wondering, like they said, like you know, uh,
a couple a few if you're wondering, in definitely means six.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Exactly that a weekend your definition?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, yeah, that one, because usually it's you're gone exactly
how many do you mean indefinitely.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
A week then definitely.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
So Disney said in a statement that they spent the
last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations,
we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
Kimmel'son all the way back in though one.

Speaker 8 (33:36):
Of the two biggest ABC affiliate owners, Sinclair, which is
a very conservative company, says they won't air Kimmel's show.
The other big affiliate, next Star, hasn't said if they're
going to air it, and uh, Kimmel of course plans
to address everything on tonight's show. So I'm sure the
ratings are going to be pretty damn big.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Is the best thing that could ever happened to Jimmy
Kill Absolutely for sure.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
I'm assuming page even the huge ratings.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah, be mad, yeah, yeah, being really upset, Yeah, very angry, Yeah, outrage.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
This is so good for him.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
I mean, I think the affiliates are fumbling because this
will probably be the highest viewed exactly forward, right, so
they're like, oh, we're not going to air the most
highest viewed episode hapen. Well wait till everything cools off. Yeah,
and then maybe you start airing it. Yeah that's kind
of dumb, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Well.

Speaker 8 (34:24):
President Trump announced yesterday that studies suggest pregnant women who
take tail and AL may have a higher risk of
children with autism, which we which we talked about, but
Thailandol not having it, pushing back hard, pointing out the
drug has been on the market for seventy years and
is used by more than half of pregnant women and
is considered the safest pain reliever to use during pregnancy

(34:46):
and the FDA, though they say it, plans to update
Taianol's safety label and send letters to doctors across the
country with a new warning. Talent all pissed argues that
decades of research show no credible evidence linking acet of
Minifit to autism.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I think if they're going to talk about it, though,
they should be talking about it and saying, see the
minifit whatever. Yeah, like is just the brand of that,
Like people go, you get the you know that value
size one says compared to tilan it's the same stuff.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Like.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Right, yeah, I think it It only became that because
did you see Trump trying to say.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Something.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Yeah, it happens. It happens to the best of us.
I have a hard problem, you know words.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, it's a hard time with But my thing it
would be like saying like, oh, well you need to
avoid Kleenex.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Right, No, it's it's like facial tissues.

Speaker 10 (35:41):
Facial tissue.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
That's just the brand, right, you know, So it could
it could unfairly Target Effect Thailand all as the brand
could be like, why I'm not buying this? I'm going
to buy this store version.

Speaker 10 (35:53):
Of speak of the Words. There's a word I see
popping up more neuro divergent.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
What does that mean?

Speaker 8 (36:04):
It's anything that isn't quote unquote neurotypical or normal, so
ad d 'or being on the spectrum whatever, you're neuro divergent,
or when you're.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
Getting cute, you're neuro spicy. I see that one a lot.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
Really is neuro divergent, for lack of a better question,
a real word?

Speaker 8 (36:22):
Or is that like a trendy pop science word. I'm guessing,
I mean, just because I've been hearing it so much
on Instagram. You're right, I'm assuming, but I'm not sure.
A Week three of the NFL season wrapped up last
night with the Lions going into Baltimore and giving what
are an opportunity to see one of his favorite things,
Sad Lamar.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
I love seeing Sad Lamar. I love seeing frustrated angry Lamar.
It was great watching Derek Henry slam his helmet down
and throw himself on the bench fumbled. Wait, I love
that that happened at home in front of the Baltimorn's.

Speaker 8 (36:54):
I love that the Lions defense was great. They sacked
Lamar Jackson seven times, got Derek Henry to fumble late
in the fourth quarter. The Ravens got a garbage time
TD but the Lions won thirty eight to thirty. Baltimore
now one and two, and they play the Chiefs this weekend,
who also have two losses.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
By the way, it's interesting. So after week four is
all said and done, one of the two teams that
were both favored, you know, one of these is going
to be the representable maybe them of the Bills would
be the representation of the AFC in the Super Bowl.
One of those two teams is gonna have three losses
after four weeks.

Speaker 7 (37:26):
Wow, that's crazy to think.

Speaker 10 (37:28):
Stupid when they make those predictions before the season even starts.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
Yeah, see the history.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Well no, on paper, I mean the Rats, the rat
Birds are stacked.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I mean, and the Chiefs are the Chiefs, right they
find out you have to give them, you have to
put them in that conversation based on what they've done
the last handfull of seasons.

Speaker 10 (37:47):
But I mean, I get that it's still dumb to
make any predictions before a season even starts. Oh, here's
the favorites for the Super Bowl. Okay, well, what are
you going to talk about?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Well, yeah, of course, but you excited, Yeah you up.
Your team's the.

Speaker 10 (38:03):
Forty well eighty. Yeah, I mean we have won every game,
but not in a nice way, like I mean terribly.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Well no, no, what I'm saying like I have injuries
of the latest news is bos is now season the.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yah I mean.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Attracts for the team.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
Well, speaking of football, talk about being out for this season.
This high school football player in Michigan was seriously hurt
during a JV game against Kalamazoo Central recently. Oh my god,
the video on this this fifteen year old kid who's
way too small.

Speaker 7 (38:36):
Well, yeah, this.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Kid is twice as big as this other little kid
that was on the the.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Dudes and the dude who's in trouble, the player is
in trouble. Is this kid's huge?

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Massive kid?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
He?

Speaker 8 (38:48):
Okay, so the much smaller kid he was on the ground.
He was blocked and then jumped on by a player
nearly twice his size. And the kid it's like he's
doing some like pro wrestling moves.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
It was the kid was already tackled all right, and
then the kid who tackled him, the big chunk dude,
gets up and does one of those wrestling those whary
just like juts up in the air and comes full
weight down.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
And broke this kid's back.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
Yeah, left a fractured spine. And the video of the
big kid doing it all over you. If you can
stomach it, it's not that hard to watch, but it's
really sad. The poor kid who got pancaked. He's out
of the hospital now, he's recovering at home, but he's
gonna miss the rest of the season. He might not
play ever again.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
And don't think so.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
No, his mom hopes this whole thing serves as a
lesson for other young athletes about safety respect on the field.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
There's a lot of this dirty stuff going on and
people I've been seeing in the comments. Of course, my
favorite place wounds was just how it happens. Anybody who
is saying otherwise just never played ball. First of all,
the game you quote played ball in high school, So
stop it. As if you're like some kind of like
professional athlete. It has no place in the game. There
is just a college kid. I'm not sure what team

(39:56):
it was. I just saw the highlight of it where
they you know, the kicker had either it was a
field goal or a punt. I'm not sure kicker had
just kicked. So there's like, you know that everybody's rushing,
you know the kicker. Well, one of the dudes on
the defensive side came over and as he's passing the
kicker stomps on his kicking foot with his cleats, stomps
and kept walking like, dude, that is so cheap.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
It has no place in the game.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Like that is so lame. This kid getting up jumping
back on full body weight, Like, what are you doing?
And where's this coming from?

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Is it? Is it like YouTube?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Yeah, where's this dirty player stuff coming from?

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Is it a that's a thing? Like yeah, who's encouraging?

Speaker 8 (40:39):
Is it eating tide pods?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Like I don't know, damn yeah, it sucks.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
Well, we have a new top selling beer in the
US and it is Michelob Ultra. It blew past Medello
as the best selling beer thanks to a couple of
different things. So Michelob was struggling a couple of years ago.
But then remember when there was like that conservative boy
caught a bud Light three bud.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Light was number one. It was number one by far,
and that.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Whole like the transgender influencer social.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Media, those were the good old days. They were given
that away basically. Yeah, so at that point Medello took over.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Yeah, they went hard, they were smart, They went really
hard with marketing during that time, and then they just
gained a huge audience.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Well.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
Hey, and now with tariffs on aluminum and Mexican imports,
Medello has gotten a little more expensive and that has
not helped at all. So you add in the fact
that a lot of people want to drink beer without
the calories and the bloat, and Michelo Ultra is just
at the top. Now their stock has shot up like
sixteen percent, So drink up everybody.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Beer's kind of out about how Yeah, Like people have
moved away from beer big time.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
Well, and then you have people like Greg who only
want the zero alcohol.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
Beer at the grocery.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, that's exactly bad.

Speaker 7 (41:53):
Takes it back. I started embracing those like low calorie,
low car beers. But the problem is, like it just
doesn't give me buss.

Speaker 8 (42:00):
You don't get any effects from me. And a guy
in Missouri who won half of the record breaking one
point seventy eight billion dollar powerball jackpot.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Oh this is a guy after your own heart, Greg, Yeah,
what did he do?

Speaker 11 (42:12):
Well?

Speaker 8 (42:12):
He's come forward, but he's still staying anonymous, but he's
had a couple of quotes. He took the lump sum
payout about four hundred and ten million, that's all because
he had split it with the guy in Texas and
calls it the best problem he's ever had, though he
admits the whole thing still doesn't feel real. And this
dude is not a partier. He describes himself as a homebody.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Doesn't want to go anywhere.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
He loves to stay home.

Speaker 8 (42:33):
Swim in his pile of money, and also much much
like Sammy, he still likes to do his own laundry
every night.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
Okay, so you guys.

Speaker 8 (42:43):
Millionaires, the winner and the winner bought the ticket at
a Saint Louis quick trip, and he says he and
his wife just planned to spend the next year focusing
on themselves and doing a little more time together.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Imm you mean the rest of your life the next year?

Speaker 8 (43:00):
And like I said, the he split the money with
someone in Texas. But I think he's gonna be okay
with this four hundred and ten be right.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yeah, yeah, this woman, Carrie Edwards, she's a grandmother in Virginia.
She donated her entire one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
power ball winning to three charities.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Either it wouldn't have occurred to me.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, I got all of it.

Speaker 10 (43:22):
Yeah, lin't have done that.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
She knew she had to give it all away, saying, quote,
God is blessing me, so I can bless others.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Gable.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
I mean you're a bigger person than I am.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
I mean exactly right, very, I'm glad she put her
name out there though.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yes, my name is Carrie C.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
A R. R. I. E.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Edwards. I'm from in Lothian, Virginia.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
And I bless others.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, I gave all this money.

Speaker 10 (43:44):
To charity on one of those giant checks.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
You know what she did.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
She didn't do it, anonymous, I know, you know it sucks.

Speaker 7 (43:51):
She did though. She bought a ticket to Heaven.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
No, there you go worth it if you need, if
you need to buy ticket. I go to go lows
out of a zoom app and what do I see?
I see my boss still.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
On camera laying on the ground.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Put the snows out and there.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Was a stranger on them in the Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (44:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Ll he was just at the iHeartRadio Music Festival doing
his thing. That was that was a cool performance.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
That was awesome.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yeah, he'd be able to go back on Hulu.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
They're doing like on demand viewing of the iHeart Radio
Music because we can check that out.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Do you know what was really cool?

Speaker 7 (44:30):
I went outside during the festival and l School j
was out there like just hanging with people.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
That's cool.

Speaker 10 (44:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Well, you got some Christians selling off their worldly possessions,
including their jobs.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Ask me why.

Speaker 7 (44:45):
And the days are near right yep.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
They believe the rapture prophesized in the Bible is happening
either today or tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
Yeah, couple of years.

Speaker 10 (44:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
So back in June, the pastor from South Africa said
something on his podcast of course he's got a podcast
about the rapture and said that Jesus would be returning
to Earth on Rashashana.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Which is the Jewish New Year, which judge so happens
to be today.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
The pastor claims that Jesus spoke to him personally saying
that he would be back on the twenty third or
twenty fourth of this month. Other Christians have joined in,
claiming that they have also had visions telling them the
same thing, and that because of that, they're selling off
everything they own because you can't take it with you
in the afterlife. How bummed are you going to be

(45:31):
when you've gotten rid of all your craft right now
and you're still standing there, sitting in your cubicle at work.
You're like, damn it, the damn rapture for so long?

Speaker 10 (45:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Now, clearly these people have never actually read their Bibles.
In the thirty sixth verse of the twenty fourth chapter
in the Book of Matthew, it clearly states quote, no
one knows the day or the hour, not the angels,
not even the sun. Only God. Now let me break
that down and trans like that from a people of

(46:01):
the streets. Ain't nobody knowing the time or the hour,
Not the crew in the sky, not even the sun.
Only the most high holds that clock.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
You feel me?

Speaker 7 (46:13):
Now?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I get it?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Now, are you picking up with what they're putting down there?
They'll be tripping.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
On the Rapture podcast, I saw a little bit about
the rapture, But the big thing that people are pushing
online is that I mentioned before on the show that
when they had the atoms crashed together. Yeah, and they
like destroy the earth in twenty twelve, that everyone actually
just died and we're all just reliving our lives right now.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I saw another article about that whole thing about how
you know we're gonna get to a point here and
not the two distant future, meaning like in the next
you know, few decades at least, where you're never going
to truly die because you're being your consciousness will be
on a server black, so you won't have Yeah, you

(47:01):
won't have like your body, but it'll be like you'll
still feel and you can think.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
That.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
I don't think I want that.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Well, that's the whole TV show upload is about on Amazon.
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
So you don't have a physical being, no, but there
was you have a consciousness. There there was a photo.
I'm like, wow, I guess that's really all we are.
I mean it was the brain and then the nervous system,
so like all your nerves, which just looked like a
bunch of like almost like a jellyfish. Yeah, right, So
there was it was on a table like on a

(47:35):
medical table, and it was a brain. Yeah, and it
had like your eyeballs, and then your lungs, but then
just your nervous like your nerves and that that's a person.
That's what you are right there. That's everything that you
are right there, which is yeah, which is crazy.

Speaker 10 (47:53):
I also saw a photo recently. It was from below
one of the rings of Saturn looking at Earth in
the distance, and it's this little dot and that's Earth.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, we're significantly you got right, We're nothing you're freaking
out about.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
Yeah, literally, no reason.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Many people only have one or two smoke alarms in
their home, but you're supposed to have a lot more
than that. According to fire officials, most people should have
five to ten one depending on the layout of your house.
I'm not quite sure.

Speaker 8 (48:23):
Yeah, one's probably good.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I think I have more than I need, which I
don't think that's a bad thing. Because I was looking
around the house, I'm like, that's the closest smoke detector,
but I have a lot of electronics in this room. Yeah,
and it's in the room where there are doors to it,
but there's there was no smoke detector in that room.
I'm like, well, there should be probably one in here.
So I went, Yeah, I went and bought Yeah, I

(48:46):
went and bought, you know, more of them. And that's
cool now, is that you could buy those ones where
you pull the little tab on the back of it. Yeah,
and you don't have to worry about it for ten years.
Oh well, yeah, so you're not dealing with what I'm
sure everybody's hearing, which is the little you know in
the back that right there in the middle of the

(49:07):
night is when it always happens.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
It never had.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
It's like the USB when you're pluging a USB and
you never get it on the first try.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
It's always like it's always in the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Those things.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
It's true.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
But also I wonder if we just get totally deaf
to it, like.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
You just you're not the people in this room.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
That's sure.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
You can ignore that I have, Yeah, I can't too.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
I can ignore it for how long long? It's how
long do you want?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Thirty seconds? Forty seconds off?

Speaker 10 (49:37):
For one beep? It's struggling?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Oh no, I could fall asleep.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
Well I guess I'll deal with that.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
No way go around with a broom, knock them all down,
like you'll.

Speaker 8 (49:46):
Hear it on interviews or something with some like is
that your alarm? But like people just don't hear it.

Speaker 7 (49:51):
They ignore it.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Some of the funniest stuff is the uh you know,
because it's the stereotype, right, okay, and like the whole
like chirping smoke alarm thing, I ish you not. It
took everything I had not to completely lose my ish
and just start laughing. I was on the phone with
the customer service rep and she's talking to me and

(50:13):
I heard that in the background.

Speaker 13 (50:17):
And she's like, yeah, just hang on one second. When
I look up the infamy Okay, I have you here, Doland. Yeah, Like, dude,
I was laughing my ass off the same time. The
stereotypes are just true. Sometimes it's true.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
It was killing me.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Those are those are the ones to get. They have
like a ten year built in batter in it and
if it ever like what you used to throw it
away and you put another one up there.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
And Greg, I'm sure you remember the Friends episode where
they couldn't could not stop.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
It and then they brought it right back exactly eight
seven four Wooding. You can set us a text check
in if you'd like, over to two two.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
I was having a lot of these conversations with industry leaders.
You guys like like audio, like the audio industry, so
you know what we do, and you know, digital media,
podcasting everything else like.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Alpine and bos and stuff.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
No, no, no, no, I'm talking about like content creation.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Like the.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Bad news is if you're thinking about, you know, starting
a podcast or whatever, you've missed the boat.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Oh no, yeah, if you think you're gonna be making
money on it.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Like it's remember like when we hit that point Menace,
where if you hadn't already signed up for Twitter and
had gotten a decent following on Twitter, the chance of
you starting a Twitter account and getting a decent amount
of followers pretty impossible. Yeah, we've hit that point now
with podcasts. Yeah, so I'm and these are dudes who know.

(52:01):
So it's like you can start a podcast, but you
better be doing that for fun. Yeah, like yeah, this
whole idea even you know, it's uh, it's even with celebrities,
like a celebrity from the beginning. Yeah, even if you
are celebrity and you already have like a fan base,
and just starting a podcast is not just automatic money
the way it was, well for a while now, it

(52:23):
wasn't that way necessarily just for you know, the average
person the rule. And I remember Adam Carolla because he
was one of the early adopters on the whole podcasting thing.
It was him, like Mark Maron and some of these dudes,
and the whole idea was there are three rules. Adam
would always say to making money doing podcasts. Number one

(52:44):
was be famous, right, which makes a lot of sense,
you know, because you had the built rule number two,
be famous, And then rule number three was be famous.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Yeah, but I don't think that's true anymore.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
No, no, no, that that that that's what these guys
are saying.

Speaker 7 (52:59):
Well, the thing was like, be famous because off the bat,
somebody will cut you a check that podcast. But now
we've realized, like, oh, just being famous, people are not
automatically gonna download your podcast on the list.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
They're not doing guaranteed minimums anymore. Yeah, So that that's
that's kind of what has been going on. You know,
even like half assed quote celebrities people any kind of following,
they have a minimum guarantee. Those are done. Now it's
just rev share. But the thing is, most podcasts don't
have a lot of people listening anywhere. There's too many
of them. Yeah, right, so choices, it doesn't make a

(53:35):
lot of sense for an advertiser. Anyway. I'm just throwing
that out there because man, if I see one more
radio person give up their actual job to go start
a podcast and I'm taking my talents to podcast, good luck, Yeah,
good luck. I think like you've missed, you've missed the bus,
you've missed the boat, whatever it is.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
I think you can do it.

Speaker 10 (53:53):
You just like you can do it.

Speaker 7 (53:55):
You gotta just do it for fun. Yeah, do it
for the love of it. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:58):
It's totally different because I start podcasting in two thousand
and nine, and we would do it.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
And be like, oh, this episode sucks.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
We only got seventy five thousand downloads because there was
like three podcasts.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
Now, if I got that, I I think I was
kid in the world.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Yeah, and how much you've you made on all those
podcasts upwards of not including when you worked with Adam
Adam is different because I can include that. Well, no,
you know what I mean, like just like something without podcast.

Speaker 7 (54:24):
Oh we were, we were rolling in it.

Speaker 8 (54:26):
We probably made like four grand Yeah, one more.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Person talking to me about during a podcast.

Speaker 7 (54:31):
I think you can do if you if you're not famous,
I think you can do it. Right, And you can
gain an audience for sure, But if you just go
in there blind, then yeah, it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Missed the boat chance. I mean, you might as well
buy your power ball, right, You wouldn't watching House Hunters.
Everybody on their podcasters. Yeah, everybody's a podcaster. Everybody podcasters
like buttholes. Everybody's got everybody, you know, the big.

Speaker 8 (54:55):
Thing, and I don't know if it's is it still
the big thing? Remember when everyone had a rewatch podcast?
Can I just rewatch the all the episodes of everything
I've ever done?

Speaker 7 (55:03):
Stupid?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Never to those Yeah, because for a while there I
was getting man so much pressure. The company at one
point wanted me to have a podcast network where I
would go find other people to put on my podcast network,
and they have this network of people that.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Were similar minded or sense of humor or.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Whatever, and I just I was never interested in that
extra work for so little returns. That's just kind of
how I saw him, Like, what if I'm I'm already
putting a lot of time into this and having weird
hours and everything, The last thing I want to do
is spend even more time for it little to no return. Ye,
and then it was like, oh, well we you know,
we really want you and need you to do a

(55:41):
podcast separate of the show itself, and blah blah blah
blah blah. And now thank god everybody's off of that
because they realize it's a waste of time unless you
want to do it, like there's something you're really passionate about.
You know, Greg wanted to start like a renovation remodeling
home decord Wild podcast just for fun because he just

(56:01):
enjoys talking about it. But the idea that you're going
to be able to buy a cheeseburger after you do
it is exactly. It's I'm telling you it's done. Yeah,
it's done. I do agree with that, but I'll talk
to these dudes, man, have fun for me.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
For me, I was super psyched. I was like off
the hook. Yeah I got a job, yeah right, yeah,
and when this job's over, it's just over.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
Yeah I'm good.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I'm not taking yeah exactly, I'll work at the grocery store. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
I just thought it was interesting because that's that's been
the big push.

Speaker 7 (56:33):
Well, and some people just got to talk. So if
you just want to talk, do your thing.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Well, it's like the whole trying to push on on
YouTube and become a YouTuber or whatever, which.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
Kids still, when I am happy that they got off board,
will just cutting checks the famous people to do podcasts
and because and then getting no return.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
And not that.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Not that somebody can't break through.

Speaker 7 (56:53):
Yeah, they just have to just prove that they can
get the downloads, that's all.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
But we're back to now.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
It's the same as you know, every kid who plays quarterback,
you know, on a football team, what percentage actould go
to the NFL. You're kind of looking at that for
being able to have a career as a quote podcast
or to support yourself by having a podcast, which.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Is great because then the good ones will just rise
to the top and the other ones will just fall off.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Na be a waste of time.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
The ones that just went in to do it for money, yep,
off the bat. You think they're gonna get paid, They're
just gonna fall off.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
My favorites are like a you know, oh well if
we can get X number of people to pay X
number of dollars, then okay, well what are you going
to be doing?

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Oh no, I'll figure that out right, dude. Backwards, wasn't that.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
South Park with the little elves that steal your socks
like one socks two question mark three profits.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
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Speaker 6 (57:54):
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Speaker 2 (58:03):
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Speaker 4 (58:24):
Check in with us. I know some people too squeamish
to watch something like Doctor Pimple Popper.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
I can't do it.

Speaker 10 (58:30):
I saw it.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I just saw one of her videos here recently, and
I forgot, man, how much I love that show. I
hadn't watched it in a while, but man, for a
while there, because Menace is the one that got me
into it. And then I would watch those marathons or
it's like a Doctor Pimple Popper marathon, and the kids would.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Sit there and like, ah, it's so much good we've
watched that.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
My question is always, you know, you see some of
these people and they have this stuff hanging off of them.
And you're like, we're.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
Dress.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Where have you been?

Speaker 7 (59:06):
You had horns going out of your head?

Speaker 10 (59:07):
Like fine, you get a goiter the size of a softball?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Was it lipoma?

Speaker 10 (59:12):
Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Like assists usually dogs get there and they're huge. They're huge,
and like, you didn't do anything until now there are
about this thing. You're scared to go to the doctor,
but you're not scared to leave the house looking like that.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
And everyone's too polite to be like what the hell
is that? I know you let everybody else deal with that.
You know, a lot of look at it.

Speaker 10 (59:36):
A lot of them would just hide it, like they'd
wear a hoodie, wear a scar.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
You know why all I have a picture. I want
you to say, there's no there's no puss. This is
like a before it's a before picture. And this is
in Russia. This sixty five year old guy, he's been
trying to deal with the tumor that he found on
his own. No doctors, no nothing, deal for the last
sixty years. Again, why dude, well go to the system.

Speaker 14 (01:00:03):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
It has gotten so out of control that he finally
went in to have it removed. But when he went
in to have it removed, this thing. It's like a
head sized benign like palma tumor on his neck, so
it's right behind his head.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
It looks like he's got another head. Oh god, look
at this.

Speaker 7 (01:00:25):
Damn I told you that's I told your size human head.
It's bigger than his own head.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
That's like a seven and three quarters era, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (01:00:34):
Two hats he could?

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I mean, it's like, how do you? I guess you well,
like here he's on his side, like, how.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Do you put a shirt over your heads?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
What do you wear? It's called ventriloquist at this point. Yeah,
seriously dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
So, I mean, the doctors they couldn't believe the size
of this thing. They were able to remove it, though.
Can you imagine all this stuff that came out of that?

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
You dot with that for sixteen years?

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Sixteen years like on your own I don' understand, Like would.

Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
You put on it?

Speaker 10 (01:01:00):
Did you join the circus?

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
You'd have to?

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Yeah? Doesnybody have like something like they're just they're blowing off,
like do you have anything at this point?

Speaker 10 (01:01:09):
Like that, I had that nose thing that I had
frozen off. It was like this, you know, and ZiT
and then slowly starting to come back. They think.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
So it's gonna be one of those things you have
to burn off every once in a while.

Speaker 10 (01:01:21):
I don't know. I mean I have to go to
a dermatologist.

Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
Maybe's just some plastic.

Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
Surgery, Greg, I know, a little while you're in there stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:01:28):
Yeah, hey, while you're taking the thing off my nose.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
Yeah, I have I have this extra bone in my
knee that it's like a hook. Because I've seen an
X ray of it. You can feel it if you want, Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
It's right there.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
What is it?

Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
That extra bone knee.

Speaker 8 (01:01:41):
It's on the side, on the inside of my knee
and it's like a little hook. And my dad had
it too, and he had it removed because he's it
gave them all kinds of problems when he was like
doing sports. But I know to sports, so I don't
know what I'm supposed to.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
I'd probably just leave it. It's not too hook like well,
I saw the picture of it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
I'm just thinking like something on it, uh like a
like a like a cosmetic level. I mean, not like
this is crazy exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
And I know we have you know some of the
ladies that work over for doctor Lee, you know the
doctor pimple Popper who listened to the show and we've tried.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah, even how weird?

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Is that interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Menace is the one is that he ran in some people.
I guess, uh, when didn't you run into a couple
of girls who work over there? Remember, Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
They stopped buying because Mede the one that told me
about it, and then we couldn't get her on. We
couldn't get at the time. She was just too popular,
is what they like.

Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
But if they could lance it on the air, that
makes something like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Maybe we get her to look at Greg's thing, that'd
be great. I love that you can get doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Pimple Popper to take a look at Greg's thing, and
it'd be great because I've had these since I was
a kid. I told you, I get these little like
U two little bumps. It's just skin.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I think it's where God God tied me off. Are
you sure it's not like an old like you got
to build a bear and they put all the stuff
and they, you know, tie off the opening. It's like
maybe maybe this is just the last the last hole.
You don't feel them right, No, they you know but
I don't know. I don't even think about them until
I think about it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:13):
Well, I have one behind my ear. I always thought
it was from chicken pox, but maybe not.

Speaker 10 (01:03:17):
Like a bump.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah, let's just do a full body as almost said,
these like palmas. Man, I had multiple on my neck
and I couldn't get them removed with medicare. Finally got
insurance to work and get them get them off.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Are the skin tags or no, they're not. They're not
skinned not you.

Speaker 10 (01:03:35):
Just kind of like woodies.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
Behind my husband has a big one on his shoulder.
It looks like a button. Like, let's get rid of
all these things, please.

Speaker 14 (01:03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Yeah, but you got to see this guy man look
at uh men? If you want to post it, can
you post that post in the story?

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
Yeah, Instagram story after the Woody Show on Yeah morning.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
There's no pus or anything. It's just disturbing, just a
two headed man.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
Would you say, are followers will go up after we
post this? Well, the people that aren't listening and they're
just going to show up in their feet, they might
be put off by it. Cares Menace cares because he's
a social media guy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Yeah, Well it's it's called the Woody Show, and I
don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:04:15):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
No, it's like like, here's the thing. I've stopped chasing
all that. I don't care about that stuff anymore. If
we're talking about something, there's a visual something, I want
to make it easy for people to see it. True.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
That is that is my priority.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Over If there's gonna be five or ten people who
go like, oh well now now, then good, then they'll follow.
It's like the crossroads then don't follow. Yeah, but you
have something like that and I want to see it.
I'm not going to send someone on a wild goose
chase now trying to trying to find it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
I'll make it. I'll just try to make it as
easy as possible.

Speaker 10 (01:04:43):
Can we create an app that people need so they
can go to see this thing?

Speaker 11 (01:04:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Where you sign up?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
You have to do?

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
They get a to uh what's two factor?

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
God?

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Those things?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie is the f number
you're gonna want to call it because we're gonna play
the Craigslist price is right, but you were here now now.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Phones eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's the number
that you're.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Calling so you could play our dumb ass contest, which
is for today our dumb ass contest.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
The Craiglist price is right, right, So.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
The way the game works, have all these different things
that are being sold on Craigslist. I have some of
those ads putting out here. I'm gonna tell everybody about
that thing and then ask somebody here in the room
to give me a bit on how much they think
it's being sold for on Craigslist. And then you on
the phone, as the contested just have to guess is
the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than the bit
it's given here in the studios. You can do that,

(01:05:47):
you will be the winner. Yeah an eight seven seven
four Woodie. Here's the phone number, and we're gonna go
right to the phones and say hi to Rosa. Good morning, Rosa.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
All right, So Craig's List price is right. First item
will go with menace on this one, Yes, menace the
first item. It's a nineteen eighties Taco Bell table and chair.
Oh Bill, I bought this back in the eighties of
the Taco Bell that was closing. It's in great condition.

(01:06:21):
The chairs swivel, they're removable. I'm even throwing in another
chair that was also from that taco bell. It is heavy,
so bring some help and a truck. Great for kids. Now,
look at this thing, let's throwback around.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Oh that's awesome. The colors you would expect brown, yellow,
and stripes back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
In the day, purple and yeah, turquoise.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Taco bells used to have fire pits in front of them.

Speaker 10 (01:06:45):
They did.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Yeah that's so classy. That's awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
So how much do you think for the eighties taco
bell table and chairs menace? Say, one hundred and fifty bucks?

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Rosa?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Do you think the actual Craigs's price is higher? Lower
than one hund undred and fifty dollars? Lower lower actual
Craigslist price two one hundred and fifty dollars? Still a still, Morgan,
We still like to be in a.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Pretty decent condition. Looks if you're in such a taco bell, fin,
I can see something like that. Rosa.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Thank you for for calling taking.

Speaker 10 (01:07:21):
I would love you, Rosa, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Let's go to Mitch. Good morning, Mitchy, good morning. Hey
we're playing. The Craigslist price is right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
And see here, well it's Christmas, so Sammy, sure, yes,
oh even perfect. Now she's got a boyfriend. It's a
Christmas sweater for two.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
Oh, she's gonna buy it for too.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
She'll she'll make him wear this. You're wearing this, but
don't talk to me. He'll be like, oh, whatever you say.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
Guy, as long as you're he's nice, can really.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Yeah, that's what we keep telling you, like, hey, this
guy is nice, nice, let him touch you, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Uh, he says, ready for that holiday party?

Speaker 7 (01:08:07):
Wear this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Ooh it's a size small slash medium perfect. Wear it
with your boyfriend, mom or dad rock on Santa. Oh now, Greg,
do you want to describe just how hideous these things are?

Speaker 10 (01:08:20):
Like, oh, wow, that's weird. It looks like it's something
for conjoined twin.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
Yeah, it's sewed together.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:08:27):
So it's got the two headholes, the two arms that
you put on. One side is red, one is green
with some tacky ass candy canes, and one says gingerbread.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
One side says sugar Mama, the other one says sugar Daddy.
And it's a gingerbread duke.

Speaker 10 (01:08:42):
And they got the Freddy Krueger stripe sleeves.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
Yeah that Uh, it's definitely for wacky photos online. Yeah,
you couldn't wear that for more than fifteen seconds.

Speaker 12 (01:08:51):
Okay, it looks like it is like cheap sweater material,
not just a sweatshirtih quality.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Yes, yes, Christmas sweater sweater though.

Speaker 10 (01:09:00):
That's not Hallmark level stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
No, no, no, no, yeah, Christmas sweater for two, Sammy
the Dream say thirty dollars. Thirty dollars. Do you think
the actual Craigslist price is higher or lower than thirty dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Mitch, oh?

Speaker 10 (01:09:16):
Lower? Lower?

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Actual Craigslist price for the Christmas sweater for two is
ten dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Right, that is a bargain.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
That is a great deal. Get on it now, all right, Mitch,
hang on one second, buddy, we'll get all information.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Appreciate you listening to the Woodie Show.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Thank you guys that have a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Right, let's see, let's go to Carlo Hey, Carla, Carla Hey. Yes,
all right, Craigslist price is right now. I was over
at Genus Place yesterday and I saw this couch for
the first time. Greg, Oh, you did, because God forbid
we ever go to your house. The couch that Greg

(01:09:58):
was the no sit couch. We've heard about it for
years now, Gus couch, right, it's just set up there
in the living I saw it for the first time.

Speaker 10 (01:10:07):
Did you sit on it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
I did very It's very deep, very deep, and it's
it's very comfortable. Yeah, I enjoyed it one time. Greg
first up on Craigslist, it simply says couch couch, dark
blue two cedar couch.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
So somebody would call that a love sea needs to
be repaired.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I'm gonna show you the picture here needs to be repaired,
but otherwise a great comfy couch. Now let me don't
see beds. Look at this thing needs repair. I mean,
I guess you would be like a it looks like
it looks like a bear guy.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
Somebody put some eighties inside it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
This thing is destroyed.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Why you're even bothering trying to sell this thing? I
mean it is tore up. The uh look at the
look at the stuff and chumps. Miss, that's definitely from
a dog.

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
Yeah, such a tack of wild dog.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Just need three upholstery, needs new stuffing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Yeah, it was great to be repaired.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
Mario can fix that, right who most person wouldn't sleep
on that.

Speaker 10 (01:11:12):
Cockroach wouldn't sleep on that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
So how much for couch couch?

Speaker 10 (01:11:17):
Let's say twenty bucks? Maybe they're delusional?

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Twenty bucks all right, Carla, do you think the actual
Craigslist price is higher lower than the twenty dollars at
Greg Just guest here.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
They're delusional, they're gonna go with higher.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
All right, actual Craigslist price. Maybe you'll consider it at
six dollars. Yeah, six bucks is even too much for
this thing.

Speaker 10 (01:11:42):
Lease come get it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yeah, all right, Carla, appreciate this show, have yourself a
great day. By I'm sorry, I don't like them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
You I'll win.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
That is nuts.

Speaker 10 (01:11:53):
Let's go to Corey.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Hey, Corey, Hey, how're we're going. We're doing great. Craigslist
price is right next to up is uh for Gina? Gina,
you just went. Sammy just went. My wife just went
along with MENACE's wife and another one of our friends
to the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere. It was
awesome in Las Vegas. Now for sale on Craigslist is

(01:12:18):
one of the Wizard of Oz falling apples I will
pay for.

Speaker 7 (01:12:24):
I was the only one who didn't get one. It
bounced out of my hand.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Wizard of Oz falling apple from the show at the Sphere.
Oh man, don't miss out just because you didn't go
to the show. Collect this memorabilia now I want to
see the three.

Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
Sixty views we were just talking about this, Okay, that
they are high bidders online for the stupid thing. Okay,
literal foam apple, the size of an apple.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
My wife got one, it says, Well, Sammy got one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
It landed.

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
It's the size of an apple, says Wizard of Oz
at the sphere and a little green foam leaf. I
can only imagine. Talk about delusional what they think they
can sell this for.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Okay, well, how much do you think it's being sold for?

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
Oh, I'm going to say you've seen it, yeah, and
I mean people wanted it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
I'm gonna say fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Fifty bucks, Corey, you think the actual Craigslist price is
higher or lower than fifty dollars, let's go higher actual
Craigslist price. They're asking two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
Five sent The kicking for.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
The show didn't cost two hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
It's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:13:35):
What people are, stupid, victual piece of garbage for a
piece of phone.

Speaker 10 (01:13:39):
Yeah, if Sammy she would give you her.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
No, I don't want. I wouldn't. In fact, if I
got one.

Speaker 8 (01:13:45):
And she didn't, I would give it to.

Speaker 10 (01:13:46):
Her or yeah, but she wouldn't do it to you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
That's TRUELL Corey, congratulations, Hang up one second, my friend
will get all your information.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
That's how you play. The Craigslist price is right again,
two dollars, two hundred dollars for that.

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
Well, look how much people are paying for the stupid
popcorn buggets that are like, oh yeah, that's the new plastic,
that's the new and it handles what I don't know,
six or seven kernels of popcorn upwards of the.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
You came again.

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
Yeah, the question is who's buying this stuff? Who's buying
the Wizard of Oz apple super fans?

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
But what do you do with that? Isn't it?

Speaker 7 (01:14:19):
You put it in a loose.

Speaker 10 (01:14:21):
Disabilities?

Speaker 9 (01:14:22):
Do you like at the point that you have two
hundred dollars for a plastic apple from Wizard of Oz?

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Do use you not plastic?

Speaker 10 (01:14:27):
And what do you do with it?

Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
Take a weekend, get a flight, go to the make it,
make a little trip of it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Yeah, it's called a memento.

Speaker 7 (01:14:39):
Look into hope you get an apple. You still might
not get one. That momento menace means so much less
when you weren't there, right, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
All right, Well we're gonna take a quick break. We
got more what he showed next.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Hang on, he took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it
down on.

Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
The leather couch and stuck his bare butt on it
and like wiggled it around, wiggled it around.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
What do you carry it? Would?

Speaker 10 (01:15:02):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Reading a story about how scientists in Florida we're doing
some research and the sound something pretty crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
You know, these these pythons have been quite the problem
in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
You know, they have like robot rabbits or have you
seen aw it's stuff they're doing to try to capture
these snakes in Florida.

Speaker 7 (01:15:24):
Robot rabbit yea like heat in motion and yeah, I
think pheromont maybe even so.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
A Burmese python puked up an entire deer that had tried.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
To digest.

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
That crazy, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
So they say it was like a temperature thing, the
like a drop in temperature slowed the snake's digestion, causing
the decomposing deer to be expelled to prevent a bacterial
infection in the snake. Damn, but the snake is alive
out there and on the loose and you know, yeah,
that's I didn't I how would how would it even?

(01:16:01):
It would just have to lie there for? How long
after it ate that thing? I don't know, a great question.

Speaker 10 (01:16:06):
And when would it have to eat again?

Speaker 8 (01:16:09):
I'm pure of it. And it looks like somebody pulling
on some really tight pants. I don't know how else
to describe it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
It looks like child Yeah, what made the snake population
explode is the question. They have no competition, nothing, no
natural predators.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Like somebody brought it to Florida and then released it
because it was like they had it as a pet
or something, and they released it, got out into the
wild and just started doing it, making baby snakes, and
so now it's a problem.

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
You know, you're a small deer either. No.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
I saw this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
He was trying to land like one of those ski
planes huh, water plane or whatever in Florida and couldn't
land because the place that he was going to land
had there were too many.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Gators on top of them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Well, no, because I guess if if one of the
skis uh like, it does a ton of damage. So
he did like a low pass and you just saw
these like alligator heads the video is crazy. Why would
you I want to want to land in there anyway?

Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
Again, emergency landing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
I swear every time I think about Florida, Like, I
don't understand why anybody goes near any body of water
in Florida. I just assume there's a gator in there.
There could be a puddle from a rain storm, Like,
there's a gator in there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Lake.

Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
It's pretty fun going to gator land, though, go to
the Everglades and the gators.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
That'd be cool.

Speaker 7 (01:17:33):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Yeah, that'd be cool. I just don't like to be
separated by I don't want to witness one in the wild.

Speaker 7 (01:17:38):
I mean it is very Florida. You get to, uh,
pretend you're hog tying one of them and take a photo.
Wasn't there?

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
In fact, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Wasn't there like a video that we saw where a
snake had eaten like a baby alligator or something that happens. Yeah,
like probably, Yeah, I know there's been those stories out
of wherever the hell it is, where some local gets
taken back there's a human and there's a human in
there and they cut it open and yeah they are
there's grandma.

Speaker 8 (01:18:06):
Get to that point like it's like a shel Silverstein poem.

Speaker 7 (01:18:10):
Oh no, it's up to my toe.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Oh gee, let that happen.

Speaker 7 (01:18:14):
Well, they go after their little dogs that went by
the water and they got snatched up and then they
try to save them and then they get eaten.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
But also let me look at look at Greg. You know,
Greg gets paralyzed in fear by you know, praying mantis.
So like if there's like some giant ass python or something,
you know, like you probably pass out.

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
Yeah, his fight or flight.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Yeah, you pass out, and it's like, oh cool, it's
unconscious dinner time and now now I'm just gonna eat him.

Speaker 10 (01:18:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Eight seven seven four, Woodies, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
A wood show. It's another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Thanks for being here, give us
some of your time this morning. I'm what that's Greg Gory?
We got menace, hid Hi sea bass. Yeah, Sammy Morgan
is here. Phones open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.

(01:19:07):
You can't send us a text over to two two
nine eight seven. Yeah, So what what food was the
biggest disappointment once you tried it? I gotta say the
dud buy chocolate. I've given it multiple tricks.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
I loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
I've given it multiple opportunities.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
You don't like the little crunchies.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
I mean I like a kit kat, so that that
part's fine. I don't know what it is about to do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
But I think also because damn no, I think because
also it's just not worth it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
It's it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
The price is insane.

Speaker 7 (01:19:41):
But I think, right though, it's like where you get it,
because I've had like three different ones and one of
them was the best.

Speaker 10 (01:19:49):
In the other one that Morgan found and brought it, Yes,
that was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Yeah, absolutely so expensive though. Yeah, so like even if
it was like, oh yeah it's not bad, it's not great,
I go, that's totally worth that price.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Yeah, it's not like, oh this will be around next year.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Just a just a complete rip off. Truffle oil fries
couldn't anything with truffle.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
Oil like over rated, overpowering.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
It is souper.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
You could have one little drop, it's ever you know,
the the hot sauces where you could just barely dip
the tip of a toothpick in there and your whole
mouth is on fire. Yeah, like that's all that's as
much truffle oil as you need just dip the tip
of a toothpick and just.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Put it on the food.

Speaker 10 (01:20:32):
I myself to a lobster sandwich. I thought, oh, this
is gonna be heaven on a bun and there was
a truffle oil on it and it destroyed it Sure
wasn't truffle butter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Yeah, it just you expect gourmet and just it's like,
I don't know, like a sock smell a greasy artificial hip. Now.
Also when they ask people that question, what's the what's
the food that was the biggest disappoint once you try it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
The mic rib made the list.

Speaker 7 (01:21:02):
No, I think you have to.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I think I think you have to adjust your expectation,
like you know what it is and who's overrating them
to begin with?

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
No one's like, oh my god, this is the most amazing.
If you like ribs, you're gonna love the mix ribs
that go to places like fast food restaurants and think
that like they're getting gourmet meals.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
What it is?

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
It's good?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Yeah, I like it's underrated. The giant smoked turkey legs
that you get at theme parks, renaissance fairs, anything, It
never tastes like turkey tastes like ham.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
I like ham, but it's not what I'm expecting most
so good.

Speaker 7 (01:21:38):
Yeah, true messy and I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Sparkling water gross overrated.

Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
Hate it, that's fine.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
It tastes like non flavored sparkling water. It tastes like
bad breath. There's no way to describe it. And then
when people say the flavored version, it's like they say, like,
you know, orange flavored sparkling water is like taking a
drink of water and then somebody shouting the name of
the fruit from another room like that, You're not getting
any flavor.

Speaker 7 (01:22:02):
Yeah, you're you're The Croxies of the world are gross overpriced.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Hey, you want to ruin a cake?

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
You know you do?

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
You cover it in fond it, but I don't know
why people you can eat it, it's not intended to
be eaten.

Speaker 7 (01:22:17):
Well, only know one place that does it right. You
can eat sugar is actually edible.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
I'm saying, where the fond and taste good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Yeah, it's just for the you know, if you're trying
to make sure a cake boss type of cake, it's
like this really cool exactly, it looks very pretty. It
looks cool, but it's it's not to it's not to
be enjoyed. No, it's not from yah from a taste standpoint.

Speaker 10 (01:22:41):
Well along those lines, to to follow up on red velvet.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Over Yeah, well the other thing that the other thing
that made the list, Gregg, And you'll be happy to know,
even though I disagree, what food was the biggest disappointment
once you tried it. Somebody said crumble cookies the worst,
like they say the average at best. Now these are
the best day, But I'm giving here are the most
common responses.

Speaker 8 (01:23:05):
I will say they are delicious, but they are not cookies.
There's something else. They're like shake tops.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Back to the Dubai chocolate thing real quick. I was
wondering where I saw this, and now it just reminded
me on this text eight or five. Shake Shack has
a Dubai chocolate shake that's really good. It's fifty cents,
but it's worth it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Once you try.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
I still have it though they do, because when we
were at Shake Shack Menace over the weekend and when
we stopped in there, I go, what the hell is that?
Like it was a milkshake sitting on the counter and
it had and it had all the crap, just kind
of it looked like somebody poured potting soil on top
of the milkshake, and I go, it looks like dirt.

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
And I thought it was just like a.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
It looked on appealing. Damn it, it looked unappealing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
And then lobsters on the list, Greg crab it it's
they say, it's okay, just too expensive for the amount
that you get for.

Speaker 10 (01:23:56):
The money you're spending. I would get King.

Speaker 8 (01:23:57):
Crab and I always think it's Australian prison food. That's
what they fed the prisoners because they didn't have anything
else said.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
About shrimp to bottom feeders. When Benny Hanna grill, they're read,
they're good. Yeah, you can flip them right.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
My mouth so much.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
A little bit cut, but a little bit that ginger
dipping sauce and fry shrimp. Yeah, give me all the shrimp. Yeah,
they're they're de list. The only time I don't like
shrimp is when they're when it's cold.

Speaker 7 (01:24:25):
Oh I love shrimp cocktail with some leamon shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Yeah, the shrimp any any any way that you prepared
as long as it's hot, I don't need you. I
think you were with me when I had the raw
shrimp sushi. I don't know which was.

Speaker 9 (01:24:39):
It wasn't even gross, it was just nothing. It's just
it's just slime.

Speaker 10 (01:24:45):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
My goodness? That got so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
I love head sol shrimp because I know I'm gonna
be sucking that head.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
Yeah, I know people that sucked them heads, they love it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Eight forty four Wooding. If you're calling in texting, you're
gonna do that over to two two nine eighty seven.
Then you can play a long hum because coming up
next we're gonna do around a fat chick skinny check.
Speaking of food, So when we have our volunteer on
the phone, we're gonna be asking her some questions and
you will then just text in what do you think
fat or skinny? Just text over to two to nine

(01:25:22):
eight seven. We'll take a quick break and then that
will be next here on The Woody Show and the
Food of the Sea.

Speaker 14 (01:25:27):
Yep, you can mold acue it, yeah, barl it, yeah,
brawl it, bacon tap Yep. Days on shrimp, come up, shrimp, creole,
rip shrimp, gum bootle, pan fry, deep fry, stir fry,
give it tonights, pineapple shrimp yep, limban shrimp.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
I'll take that, coconut shrimp.

Speaker 14 (01:25:46):
Shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes.

Speaker 10 (01:25:49):
Uh huh, shrimp berger all the shrimp sandwich. That's that's
baldy half.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
Well as promised for the break, we told you what
was coming up next.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
And we are ready to go.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Let's come in, boys or girls. It is time to
play ship or shit. It's a gamail record is to
play along.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
We have a volunteer that has volunteered to answer these
questions honestly and based on the answers we had to
try to guess is this person a fat check or
skinny check? All right, let's go write to the phones
and say hello to our volunteer and say hi to Jane.
Good morning, Jade, good morning, good morning. All right, So Jay,

(01:26:35):
thank you very much for volunteering. And I was just
like you to tell everybody, now, how did you end
up in your position today as being the person that
gets to answer the questions like what like what did
you do? How'd you go about doing that?

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
I volunteered and sent an email to sit on the
show and get see the fat skinny chick. Nobody held
the guns in my head.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Volunteer yeah, exactly right. People like when the people do
complain about it. Now, we did not force anybody. Now,
It's it's funny because a lot of people think that
they're gonna fool us. But I think overall we're pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
At it, although sometimes very surprised.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Yeah, although sometimes happen.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Now, the only person who knows what we got going
on here is Morgan, because you know, when you want
to volunteer, you'll hit us up email at the woodieshow
dot com. It's email at the woodieshow dot com. Boar
you can you get text over to two two ninety seven.
Morgan keeps an eye out for volunteers. We have a
ton and jade.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Today's your day.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
You are gonna get a prize regardless you're not competing
for anything, just by being a good sport and by
volunteering to play fat Chick skinny Chick, we.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
Are setting you up with a prize.

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
Again.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Well, we asked you that you just give us some
honest answers.

Speaker 7 (01:27:42):
Okay, yeah, I can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Okay, fat chicks, give me chicken. I believe Greg said
that he wanted to start loves to start with the
with the questions. Okay, so Jade, I'm wondering if you've
ever dyed your hair with multiple colors all at once
like a rainbow?

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
You have, and why I want you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Why did you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
Honestly because it was starting to go gray and I
had to start bleaching it and it didn't look very
good white.

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
Can I ask you? This is the only book good?
You haven't brought it out in a while. Do you
use that iPhone or Android?

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
Android?

Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
Interesting? Do you what's your history with smoking and or vaping?
Do you currently did you in the past?

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Just weed weed, just sweed, never cigarettes?

Speaker 14 (01:28:30):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Do you wear high heels?

Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
Jade, I'm not really If I wear anything, it'll be
like a wedge of a couple of inches.

Speaker 12 (01:28:38):
Right, Okay, Jude, what's your favorite store to shop at?

Speaker 6 (01:28:43):
Trader Joe's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
What's favorite item there?

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
Either the brier or the sheet takes?

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Now we're talking.

Speaker 6 (01:28:57):
The sheet takes are really good, except for the gluten
free one. That one's not that good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Yeah, okay, that's good. So you're not like, you're not
like vegan, gluten free none of that stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:29:07):
Right, No, I need same.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
I mean, I've been lots, But when you're when you're
dressing play the game. We'll play the game.

Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
When you're dressing fancy Jade. When you're dressed up, do
you go for pants like fancy like pants or a dress?

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Fancy pants?

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
Fancy pants, Jade?

Speaker 10 (01:29:31):
Have you ever used the following sentence, I really like
to curl up with a good book.

Speaker 14 (01:29:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
No, never?

Speaker 7 (01:29:39):
What do you vacation do you try to do? Like
theme park related or like beach related activity?

Speaker 11 (01:29:45):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
What kind of vacations do you prefer to go on?

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
Beach related?

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Beach?

Speaker 10 (01:29:49):
Damn?

Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
Because of all the krill?

Speaker 10 (01:29:51):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
Have you ever been set up on a date by
a friend?

Speaker 7 (01:29:56):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:29:56):
What's your favorite season?

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
Summer?

Speaker 7 (01:30:00):
Oh? What's your favorite holiday?

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
Thanksgiving?

Speaker 7 (01:30:04):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
If you want to said Halloween, I would have had
a thought too.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Do you have any hobbies? Not really, not a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
What do you do for a living, it's just super
I'm a mobile pet groomer.

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
Oh nice? Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:30:22):
Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
Dog?

Speaker 10 (01:30:26):
Dog?

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
Do you drink regular soda or diet soda?

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
Regular soda?

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
What and where are your tattoos?

Speaker 14 (01:30:35):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
If he knows, I'm like thirteen of them.

Speaker 12 (01:30:38):
Yeah, couple on my side.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
I got some cat poperings on my shoulder, and how
much you hate that? That's some d M related tattoos
on my arm? I know how a tattoo of Maui
on my shoulder?

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
Oh Maui like the island or like the character.

Speaker 6 (01:30:58):
Not from the island. Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
Do people usually think you look older or younger than
your actual age?

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Younger?

Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
Younger?

Speaker 8 (01:31:08):
Did you play an instrument in high school?

Speaker 14 (01:31:11):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:31:11):
And I did not go to high school.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
Oh what do you mean you didn't go to high school?

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
I'm a seventh grade dropout?

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
Seventh grade dropout?

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
How did that happen? This has nothing to do with
like fat or skinny? I was curious, does how did
you drop out it seventh grade?

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
Well, my dad gave me too many choices, and I
went to eight different schools before seventh grade, and he
asked me if I wanted to continue going to school,
which is not a decision somebody that I should make.
But I said no, and I didn't have to go anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
So it wasn't you weren't like pregnant or anything?

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
Never?

Speaker 7 (01:31:44):
Do you have kids? No?

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
No kids?

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:31:47):
Married?

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
No dating anyone?

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
Nop?

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
This is full bush or hardwood floors.

Speaker 7 (01:31:56):
Small patch, small patch small ten so a design? Yeah,
all right, this is who's your favorite professional wrestler?

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
I don't even think I could name a professional wrestler.

Speaker 7 (01:32:09):
You tried, that is surprised.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Sorry, boy, don't be sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Do you consider yourself to be impulsive?

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
I mean I I feel like I've been locked locked.
I have a couple of different theories. Oh oh, what
kind of milk?

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Do you buy?

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
Whole two percent or skim? Who whole milk? Have you
ever dabbled with the ladies?

Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
Yes, like full on, full time, like nice, give a
mouth party a woman? Okay, good for you, that is nice.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
Have you ever been a mistress?

Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
Like? Have you?

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Have you ever been the other? Have you ever been
the other woman?

Speaker 6 (01:32:48):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
Side check?

Speaker 10 (01:32:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Not that I know of, hope, given.

Speaker 9 (01:32:52):
Your bisexual leanings, who's the most attractive member of the
Woody Show in your opinion?

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
To you that you would hook up with tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
Just say, because that's what I don't Well, it's hard.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
Because it looks like Sammy, but then Morgan's got like
the best personality. But then gas, so.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Tam kind of doesn't have to be one of the
latest of but you your preference would be the ladiest
before the dudes.

Speaker 6 (01:33:17):
Oh yeah, okay, going for it?

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
So yeah, yeah yeah, and then men right, I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.

Speaker 7 (01:33:28):
I'm locked in.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Anybody else, yeah, any other questions has something you can reveal?
Oh yeah, do you uh? What kind of watch do
you wear? Do you wear a watch?

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:33:40):
You don't do you have lots of piercings?

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
I only have my ears on my belly button, all right?
And that since I was like.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Thoeen, here here's my thought process, guys, I have so
much in the fat column that I think almost like
I must be getting fooled.

Speaker 7 (01:33:57):
That's how I feel, is.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
Right, Like, okay, so older.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
The hair color thing, like the fact that you like,
you know, I put that for whatever reason in the
fat column. Yeah right, because if it's like the wild
colored stuff, it's one thing, but like the wild coach stuff,
the android thing, menace. I know that's where you're going
with that one. The fact that she wears wedges as
a boasts like hills or things like that same thing
with the pants over like a dress. The fact that

(01:34:23):
she you know, needs cheese to survive. Thanksgiving was her
big holiday pet groomer. No offense to pet groomers, But
I kind of feel like if I had the stereotype,
like this would be, yeah, thirteen different tattoos, seventh grade
drop out, impulsive, whole milk, all these things, sheet cake,
Trader Joe's sheet cake, all those things out of the

(01:34:45):
fat now under skinny the name Jade true, I have
a skinny column Trader Joe's as in general rule of thumb,
I have in a skinny column, going to the beach
as the preferred vacation. She's never been set up on
a date by a friend. Summer is her preferred season.
Regular soda I have in the in the skinny column
and also E D.

Speaker 10 (01:35:05):
M Chick.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Yeah, I have skinny wrestler.

Speaker 8 (01:35:09):
I had two that set that sort of outweigh everything
of the fat column for me and I I can't
totally explain it. Eight m and living in Maui, Like
that's you kind of fit like style. I too have
been to Maui, but if you, but not like a
full time residence.

Speaker 7 (01:35:27):
She has lived in Maui.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
But generationally, I just got to go with the I
just got to go with the numbers. And I'm so
I'm locking on fat. What do you lock in on?

Speaker 8 (01:35:36):
I'm looking on skinny?

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Skinny?

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
All right, Greg.

Speaker 10 (01:35:39):
Gory, I'm with you. I think like there's so much
in the fat column that we might be being fooled.
But I'm gonna stick with my gut and say fat.

Speaker 7 (01:35:47):
All right, Greg Gory, all right, menace everything, scream nuclear
fat and Sammy and and sea basket. What did I
write the second shoe over in her mouth? Yes, he
wrote fast, Yeah, you have a fat voice.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Aye.

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
But as we talked more and more and more, I
started leaning skinny again. Yeah. It went back to the
second you start saying eight m and then you drink
regular soda as you go to Trader Joe's, you drink
whole milk. So all right, I'm gonna say skinny, even

(01:36:25):
though my initial thought, all right, I will for all
the reasons you guys have mentioned. And then then the
living on the island thing that gets you big, which
is again counterproductive, but that that goes into her preferring
beaches in summer and things of that nature. Yeah, and
but I'm not gonna try to overthink it. I'm gonna
stick with fat. I'm gonna not try to will myself

(01:36:46):
either a side Sammy.

Speaker 12 (01:36:48):
I actually think skinny. I'm looking you know on this
eedm to me, super skinny. You're going to festivals, you're
walking around a lot. Yeah, yeah, and to enjoy that
in the loving summer and the beach and then all
so the being a mobile pet groomer, which means that
she's in one of those like little truck van things.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
I think you have to be small to even want to.

Speaker 7 (01:37:08):
Be in that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
I thought maybe you were confusing that she was walking
tall of her appointments, and I say, yes, I understand.
I think because we use we use one of those services,
and yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah, all right, so you're
walking in on skinny.

Speaker 13 (01:37:21):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
Now we have a picture.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
We have three for three.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Yeah, we have a three. We have a we have
a picture that is right in front of us. We're
going to open that up. It's been you know, a
sealed shut and we will find out. Text your vote
over to two, two, nine, eight seven fat chick or
skinny chick.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
Now on the count of three, we will open and
find out the answer.

Speaker 10 (01:37:41):
Are we'reading here?

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
We go one, two, three, open it up?

Speaker 8 (01:37:58):
Look how hot here I'll get She's doing a suit
a human sushi flatter.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
But yeah, you ever see those where like there's like
a naked chick and they have a bunch of sushi.

Speaker 7 (01:38:06):
Sitting on top of them, and she's also in bondage.

Speaker 4 (01:38:09):
Yeah, all right, how much how much.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
You get paid for that?

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
Her bucks for about half hour?

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Oh wow?

Speaker 7 (01:38:15):
And Jade, am I that thing me? Or is your
quote unquote bikini? And the other picture painted on it's
a body tape by body.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Yeah all right, man, fool damn.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Answer whoa? And there she is at the beach.

Speaker 7 (01:38:36):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
I see chicks like this doing these poses when we
go on our beach vacation. They had their their poor
boyfriends out there. It's doing like a photo hour and
a half yeah, until the sun goes down.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
How long did it take to get that? To get
that photo?

Speaker 6 (01:38:49):
Jade, The whole shoot was probably only about an hour.
But it wasn't It wasn't like a boyfriend thing I was.
I was doing a photo shoot with the photographers.

Speaker 7 (01:38:58):
I like it.

Speaker 10 (01:38:59):
Well, I like the sush you one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Jade, Thank you so much for being a good sport
and for a volunteering to answer these questions and playing
fat chick skinny check. We'renn get you set up with
your prize, and thank you so much for listening to
the wood Show.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
There she is, Jade.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
Everybody all right, you do Jade, I don't know for whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
Reason, Jade, I think skinny. I think skinny, and it
turns out that was right.

Speaker 7 (01:39:20):
Damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
See I figured I might have been getting thrown off
and we were. But you guys, you gotta trust the numbers.
Got trust the gap.

Speaker 10 (01:39:27):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Well, if you want to volunteer for a future round
of Fat Chick Skinny Chick, you can do what Jade did.
You can send us a text message over to two
two Night say it is two two ninety seven saying
that you would like to play, or send us an
email email at the Woodieshow dot com and we'll get
Morgan to add you to the list of volunteers. We're
gonna take a quick break. We've got some more Woodies
show coming.

Speaker 7 (01:39:47):
Up for you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
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Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
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Speaker 7 (01:40:10):
It's got some gift cards to give away.

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Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Oh very show.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
All right, well, uh, if you want to volunteer for
a future round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick Ladies, we're
looking for you. Morgan is taking volunteers. What is the
What is the best way? Morgan is it's the text
is it's the email. What do you prefer?

Speaker 7 (01:40:40):
Yeah, let's do.

Speaker 11 (01:40:41):
Texts and a text with two two nine eighty seven
and then I'll give you the info.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
But basically I'm just looking for.

Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
Full body photos. Yeah, yeah, close optional.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
A comma question that wasn't our rule? That's that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
There so I can see better.

Speaker 10 (01:40:55):
Common question is what's the threshold? Like how many pounds?
It just has to be obvious, that's all. It can't
be an in between. Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be op
you know. Yeah, Yeah, I just text on over two
two nine eight seven. All right, So a woman in
La saw a.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Guy cut in line in and Out, but they told
her that he didn't actually get away with it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Okay, check out what in and Out does.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
I don't know if this is like a company thing
or this is kind of like an unspoken thing among
the employees, but this is what in and Out does
when they catch a line cutter.

Speaker 7 (01:41:33):
Everybody's waiting in line on this side street. There's so
many cars in line.

Speaker 11 (01:41:37):
This silver Toyota cuts everybody right at the corner of
the side street in the driveway, and I see it
all happen.

Speaker 7 (01:41:44):
The staff still takes their order and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
That guy just cut everybody. There's no way.

Speaker 11 (01:41:48):
So when it was my attorney to order, I placed
my order and then I was like, by the way,
like that silver Toyota cut everybody in line.

Speaker 7 (01:41:55):
He's like, oh yeah, I saw them do that.

Speaker 11 (01:41:57):
They put like a home run note is what he
called it, which basically means that they're going to take
his order, but they'll tell him to pull out, put
his blinkers on in the front, and then they're just
going to take way longer to make his order, as
if he were to wait in line.

Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
Anyways, I love In and Out so much.

Speaker 10 (01:42:13):
I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:42:13):
That's good.

Speaker 10 (01:42:14):
I heard and I couldn't remember the name of it.
Home running them that's funny. Yeah, so it makes it's
like punishing them.

Speaker 8 (01:42:22):
Because they wouldn't be able to get away with being like, sorry,
we don't have an order for you, you know, like
just keep sending him through.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
But this is perfect love it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:30):
Yeah, but when that legit happens to you, when you get.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
I hate that.

Speaker 7 (01:42:35):
Why yeah, why maybe you could.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Just let me just let me sit here anticipation at
the window.

Speaker 7 (01:42:45):
I believe when I do go to in and Out
that has not happened to me. But because they don't
have a spot for it, like McDonald's. Yeah, but McDonald's,
and thankfully it hasn't happened to me in a really
long time.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
It does go.

Speaker 7 (01:42:59):
It's just the worst day. It ruins your day. You're like,
why am I waiting? Are going to forget about me?

Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
I mean we used to do things with difficult customers
when I worked fast food, Like they would put in
a special like a grill order, and it's like that's
what they're saying. They would note the order basically because
there was a home run, right, But ours would just
be a special grill order on a on a regular
whether it were no no onions or no ketchup requests,
that just means that they were difficult. And that's when

(01:43:26):
the guys of the grill would do something and I
don't know exactly they serve him or something. Yeah, I
think I told you they would. They would spray every
once in a while with that like stainless steel cleaner,
like just or just accidentally drop the patty on the ground.
And that was before the term Karen existed.

Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
When I worked at Little Caesars, we never did anything
like that. We're never no, We never messed with anybody's order,
even if they were weird. And we did have this
weird one guy that would come in and he would
keep his motorcycle humet on so you can't see his face,
and he demanded that we pulled out the pizza early
so I had no burn spots on the cheese, burn

(01:44:06):
spot on the cheese. He would make us do it again.
So it was like, Howard Hughes so weird. So you're
not welcome here, sir, Yeah, your business isn't needed.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
I'm trying to think even even the other place. It
wasn't fast food. It was like a sit down order,
like a Denny's kind of place. Ye, same thing, man,
When someone was difficult, they got messed with.

Speaker 10 (01:44:25):
See I worked at a pizza place. We never messed
with food. But there were things I did that I'm
ashamed of. Like when we had a baseball team come
in and there was just tons and tons and tons
of people and we were running low on plates and
they were all soaking in the sink. I might have
just grabbed them and dried them. And they weren't even

(01:44:46):
being difficult. It was just there was a big party
of people didn't have time.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
And this was exclusive to people who were being dicks.

Speaker 8 (01:44:53):
Like if I just punished them for existing, if.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
You're being treating someone like they're your your slave servant
kind of person, yeah they're waiting tables. But if you're
just being this like super high maintenance, demanding, not friendly,
just you know, you know the person, Sure, yeah they
got messed with.

Speaker 10 (01:45:08):
But if you put cleaner on food, you can get
them sick.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Of course, Now working the grill at a fast food place, Greg,
and I wasn't working the grill. I was a cashier
as you remember. So if somebody was difficult, yes, I
did put the quote grill order in letting them know.
But as far as what happened, I might have heard
about some things, I didn't participate as far.

Speaker 10 (01:45:27):
As doing the actual actual spad.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
No, some some of the types of things that happened
back when I sold some Yes, you're right, yeah, that's
I wouldn't take that risk.

Speaker 7 (01:45:38):
When I sold cell phones, we did mess with people
that were being rude because back in the day in
the mall where they sold cell phones in the middle
of the mall, they those were pretty much just middle men,
you know. They weren't like actually eighteen T or Verizon
or whatever. They were just a middle company, so you
weren't actually buying the company from them directly, and so

(01:45:58):
they had customer service issues. They would we would have
to call a number and actually call for Horizon and say, hey,
can you fix their problem? But if they're being rude,
they're like, here, call the number yourself. And one time
this lady did not like that and she threw a
phone at me. So I had to call them all
Coptic to get eight.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
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text over to two to ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (01:46:21):
You know it's not difficult to not be a dick
to people.

Speaker 7 (01:46:23):
Yeah, hard, Yeah, it's basically free.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Yeah, they're not being rude to you. You know, when
you walk into a place, most likely sometimes they're not
the friends where sometimes they're not the friendliest. Like I
don't like it when I'm the one that's saying the
police is in the thank yous all the time and
they're just kind of standing there.

Speaker 10 (01:46:38):
That's the daily thing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Yeah, but I'm still not being I'm still not being
a dick to those people. I'm certainly not messing with them,
but they're if they're in any way, shape or form
with my food.

Speaker 8 (01:46:47):
Oh yeah, no matter what, because you know what can
happen the cleaner.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Yeah, Pew looks dropping on the floor. We got more
Woodies show for you next time.

Speaker 14 (01:46:58):
I got.

Speaker 4 (01:47:01):
What do you show?

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Back?

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You could be walking away with gas for a year.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
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Speaker 4 (01:48:04):
At the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please.

Speaker 10 (01:48:08):
Yeah. When in doubt, just say it's a long story
and then walk away.

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
I didn't see what funny meme it says. If I've
said wow, man, that's crazy the last couple of times
in your conversation or a story that you're telling, that's
your signal to wrap it.

Speaker 4 (01:48:24):
Up for the second. That's crazy. That means I'm officially
done listening to Good Point.

Speaker 2 (01:48:31):
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Speaker 10 (01:48:48):
Uh huh.

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Not the gas card that you win here on the
Woody Show. They got their own gas cards to give away.
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Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:49:07):
SMD double M. I quit this bitch,