September 24, 2025 • 27 mins
Woody Show Crossfire, News Headlines, Job Hunting & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Woody Show. Well, it's another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Woody Gray, Humus, g At, Gina Grady, Sea Bass is here.
We got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven
seven four Wooding. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna talk to
our friends half Baked and Hammer and Hank.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, this hour some what do you show? Crossfire?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, anybody?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Anybody?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Everybody?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
We love those guys are they're just book in dim here.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
What Hugh has to see about half Baked?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Half Bake kills me?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Man?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
He's he's the best?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Is still a funny?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Uh yeah, we're talking obviously a big story.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Jimmy kimmeltr. Return. That's one of the things and.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
People were talking about this morning, cancel culture things still
a conversation and I has gone too far? People asked,
normal by the numbers thing.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Have it?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I thought we kind of got past all that thing.
I thought that was kind of like.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
A well, people still trying it because it's still in
their bag of tricks as an option.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Well, and also, cancel culture meant like the people won't
see you, not like an affiliate won't put you on
the air, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Just just in general, like trying to get people fired
or trying to get.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
People, you know, canceled.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, they're still going to.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
People, especially online, will go out of their way to
make sure someone doesn't you know, who doesn't agree with
them or says something loses everything they have, job and
respect they may have had. But this is kind of refreshing.
It's finally gotten to the point where, you know, people
say it's it's enough. And that's why I thought we
were kind of asked all of all that stuff, like
(02:01):
all right, so you don't like Jimmy Kimmel, don't watch
you know, someone has a whatever you know, don't don't listen, Yeah,
don't follow whatever the case may be.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Uh, let social media person, I'll let you the talking, right.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The store whatever, don't go there, don't eat there, don't
shop there.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
We'll say that about concert ticket prices. If it's too much,
don't buy one.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Not being According to the poll normal by the numbers,
fifty one percent think this whole thing, all this stuff,
not just the Jimmy Kimmel, but just in general, it's
gone too far, and it's it is on both sides.
This has gone on for forever, Like the Jimmy Kimmel
thing is now just the latest example of that. And yes,
the FCC was involved, but let's not forget. I mean,
look at all the other people that were left to
(02:46):
you know, jobless jobless in the wake of you know,
people doing or saying or whatever or whatever. Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Thirteen percent say cancel culture is about right where it
should be, six percent say it hasn't gone far enough further,
and then thirty percent just aren't sure.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Guys, I need to sleep on that. To me.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, at some point, the hope is that cooler heads prevail.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
It'd be nice, right.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Uh see, how about this one, Greg Gory. There's a
nun in the news. She's from the Northeast, and your
name is sister Renee Parman, and she just celebrated her
one hundred and fifth birthday.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
How much you love the people People news is the best?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, Greg loves him some old people news.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Because then you know, the oldest person in the world
is you know, the second oldest person is waiting for
that person to die. Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And anyway, this is her talking about because she spent
her one hundred and fifth birthday out on.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The golf course.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Golf.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I don't know here she is talking about her love
of golf.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
I drove the card and they said to me, why
don't you take a chance and just not yourself there.
I said, what do I do? And they said, you
hit the ball. That was my only instructions that I've
ever been seen. I love to do it, and I
think it's wonderful exercise. And I think one of the
things that's kept me going, and that.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You're married to God.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Going, Yeah, you haven't had a stress of marriage or right.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I look kids, I legit. Didn't know nuns could play golf.
I don't know what they're allowed to do and what
not to do. I just saw a picture the other
day of a group of nuns and they're all outside
having a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I thought it's funny they can smoke. You figured that
would be frowned upon in the nun worlds.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I mean, they've you've never seen them driving around not
remember I think I told you the story I did.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I called one the C word by mistake, that's by mistake. Yeah,
because you know the people in the parking lots, grocery
stores or wherever. They will be unloading their cart, but
they'll have the cart right in the middle of the
open space next to them. And it was a very
busy Saturday afternoon trying to figure out a place to park.
(05:03):
I'm like, oh, open space, and that's where you usually
get screwed by tiny car, motorcycle, or in this case
person was shopping cart. All I saw was that somebody
was unloading their groceries or whatever they had into the
back of their car with the cart right in the
middle of the spot. I'm like, oh, you stupid seaword.
Not out the window, this is in the car. This
is in the car, not out the window.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Nobody else heard in the car.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Only God heard.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And his wife is the tea in the sea. Word
had just escaped my lips when all of a sudden
she emerged. It was a nun.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I'm like, oh, in the full garbage.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yes, not not my finest moment. And I'm not a
religious person, but even I know that's not good.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Just in case. A hedge, just a hedge of a bet,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
My very first job, my bosses were all nuns at
the convalescent hospital, kill the guy for giving them the
wrong Oh god, they were scary. It was all the stereotypes.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
All right, Well, we have Hammer and Hank and half Bake.
They're going to be joining us.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We have Woody Show Crossroads coming up for you next
year The Woody Show. Phones are opening at eight seven
seven forty four.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Woody Crossfire, Crossfire.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh yeah, not cross Roads. I'm sorry, Crossfire. We love
those guys. Sorry, my bad.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
I thought we might have had both.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
My bad.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh I hate great good Yeah, no more.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Than unique huge uh Woody Show Crossfire with Hammer and
Hank and half Bake coming up next to you on
the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't get crazy angry over it, but I just
think it's sad more than anything so.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Bad the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We'll be right back Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Well, it's time to check in with a couple of friends.
It's welcome to boys for a rout of Woody Show Crossfire,
and we'll start with our our friend half Baked.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Good morning, half Baked.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
My brothers, I'm still injured.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Still on the mend, so no going to work or
are you able still? Are you able to still go
to work?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I'm not allowed yet.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah damn yeah. All right, well Hammer and Hank is
also on the line. Say hello to to Hank. Hey,
good morning, Hank, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Interesting your phone sounds your phone sounds really good.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Thank you, buddy, Yeah, I mean radio today.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You are okay, yeah, because last time he was on
a walk, remember he was going by like the jack Yeah,
Jack Hammer and stuff. Anyway, welcome fellas. We'll get into
the topics here in just a second.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
But Hank menace, tell us me that you've been listening
to our show and you have a few notes, and
being a guy who's been in radio for a long time,
I thought maybe you can give us some constructive criticism
or whatever you whatever.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
You heard your show sounds very good.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Hey, what about the ideas that you wanted?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You had ideas?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Okay, yes, I think you should start playing talkback messages.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Talkback messages, yeah, yeah, yeah, because people can leave talkback
messages on the iHeart radio app as they're listening.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay, well, kind of like the after hours voicemail. It's
kind of this. It's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, you do the same thing, talk back messages, And
then who do you think is doing the best job
on the show, Hank, as a radio professional, in your opinion,
who's doing the best job on the show.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
It's a time between you and Greg Gory?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Right all right?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Hell yeah, very smart?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right, well, Hank, thank you for the for the
great constructive criticism. We'll we'll take those notes back to
the I.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Think Greg Goal should change his last thing to great
agreeabit abit.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Oh the governor? Yeah, all right?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Confusing.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Can you hear a record called shake You Down back
in nineteen eighty six?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Oh yeah, do you.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Remember that song?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
The artist named Gregory Abbot?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Don't? Oh you know?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You know the song?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, hold on nineteen eighty six, shake you Down A
one hand Gregory Abbit?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Hold on? I got it?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
All right, let's see we can somebody please stop messing?
Is that you, Sammy? Say the hell off?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
The thing?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Just touching?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
God? What do you think I'm doing over this one?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Hear this?
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Hell yeah? Hold on?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
It's Gregory Abbot on the Woodie Show.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
You met my mom girl want Shawn? Yeah? Well well
oh yeah yeah yeah, Abbit?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Watching you.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
From so give me I know right now, babe, man,
that's nothing.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I've watched you so many times.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
We fall now babet look in the yard.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I can tell it's working because Gina has her panties.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Off literally around and you know.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Here comes the shot. Yeah, we'll playing for the the
hook area you picked.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Up on Montaine a babe, my mind.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
On a shake down where love you remember this?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Now bringing it back, do you have your shoulder the
rest your feet on?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, because he needs some breast he can lay his
head on it.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, Well, Hank good pull Man, Gregor Rabbit. I would
have never come up with the name.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Of the yards.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I didn't realize that was even a singer.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, all right, so we have we have the alright,
so we have the guys here. We're gonna run through
some of the topical things that people are talking about,
some things that are in the news and get their
opinions on those things. And uh, let's start with this
story here. It's been the big story Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah,
it was now back on the air after a six
(11:22):
day indefinite suspension. Is an eternity, Yeah, A lot of
talk of infringing on First Amendment rights, free speech, half baked.
We will we will start with you on this one.
What are your thoughts of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Well, a lot of people are upset at Disney over
I kind of think it's just tragical alone.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, you sound really broken up about it, that bake.
I'd like to talk about serious stuff like, Yeah, well,
let's go to uh to Hammer and Hank. Hank, what
are your thoughts on the Jimmy Kimmel suspension as a broadcaster?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
What are your thoughts Eddie?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Jimmy Kimmel with a brat.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Very sorry?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Okay, why because he shouldn't have said all those nasty things?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
All right, So both I'm surprised half bached and Hammer
and Hank both coming down to the side on the
same side of this one. In the next story to
bring we'll go with something lighter on this one. Uh,
Sea Mass. Wasn't there a teacher in the news?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Yes, a teacher teaching assistant in South Carolina has been
arrested after using part fart spray, fart spray, fart spread
fart spray in class and causing.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Several students to become sick with fart spray.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Okay, I just made it's so nasty that they're their
bar friend. They're throwing up headaches, dizzy, just having fun,
just be just prank kissed.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I tell you that that fart spray is nasty. I
can't see.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
The day bombs I remember.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Real one.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah, toxic.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It's it's really like sting your nose kind of bad. Yeah,
it's it's crazy. Uh now, half bached. I want to
get your thoughts on this.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But also a question for both of you boys, what
kind of trouble did you guys get into at school? Like,
what's the biggest trouble you ended up getting into at school?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh? I gotten lots of trouble. Yeah, like what like assault?
Speaker 9 (13:29):
I got lost in the woods for four hours I
was s school.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
How'd you get lost in the woods during school?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You know? It was at a basketball game?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Okay, just wandered off.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
We went to try to find a seven eleven and
they had me doorbelled ditch a door and they pitched me.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
And I got lost and I cussed and no, Jude, good, all.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Right, stop the game. I've gotten.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And then Hank, what about you? What's the most trouble
you ever gotten too?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
At school?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
I threw a pencil at a substitute teacher when I
was attending Elder School in Hayward, way back in nineteen
seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Wow, that's back. Hey, that's back when the pencils had
lead right, Yeah, that very dangerous.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yes, And why did you do that hammer and hank?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah? Why did you throw the pencil?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Because she confronted me about not doing a work out.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Oh she called you fat?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Oh okay, good.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
So what does that mean that? Oh? Like not no,
not showing your work for something.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
You were working on my work, my work, Okay, showing
the work. Problem with being super smart is you do
a lot of that work.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
In your head. And the teacher, Yeah, you showed her
because you threw the pencils.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
And then what they do?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
They just sent you down to the to the office.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Yes, and I was suspended for it. Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Fair.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So your mom had to come pick you up or whatever.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
My mom had to pick me up and my dad
give me a big thinking Oh.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
No, what do you bring out the wooden spoon?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Bolt?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Remember when I was at your house. I crashed at
your mom's birthday party and we got in a fight,
and then they brought out the spoon because you started
yelling Jesus yep ye where the woods involved? At any point, menace.
Were the Woods involved at any point? No, no, No,
We're just having a birthday party that I wasn't invited to.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Hi, what do you show?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Crossfire? We were talking to Half Baked and Hammer and
Hank and the next thing we want to bring up.
It's a big debate that gets argued all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
But with the release of the new iPhone, iPhone or Android,
that's the question, half Baked, are you team iPhone or
team Android?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Well, the iPhone is clearly more advanced and better, but
the Android costs less.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Ok?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, yeah, So which one are you all about?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
If you were the same price or twenty dollars more, I'd.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Go with the iPhone.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
Who wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, Well, Seba says that he wouldn't because he says
that the iPhone sucks and the Androids clearly serious And it's.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
What he just said to start the no offense to
our steamed panel. What he said was clearly false. Androids
have better and bigger cameras, as faster, faster processors, and
so on and so forth, and feature wives are always
two three years ahead of the iPhone.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Now it sounds like an Android homer to me.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
It just sounds like facts what that is and the
old kind of well the iPhone does it better?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Not really?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah, now happened? Are you still paying your phone bill
on time? Because sometimes I'll call you and it's turned off.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, I have to pay it Tomorrow's good thing.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
We called you to that.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, pay every now. Hammer and Hank, let's ask you
the same question. Are you team iPhone or team Android?
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Definitely team iPhone?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Right, yea?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
And for what reason? Why are you team iPhone?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Because tech savvy? I'm able to get iHeart Radio, which
is the most interesting app on music a commercial?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, can you tell you the doors shop? They don't have?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I heard right on?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
And hey and since uh, and since we're talking about music,
there's another question for you guys. With the Coachella lineup
it gets announced, has Coachella jumped the shark? We're talking
Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber, not that it hasn't been going
more pop, but I mean all the Coachella purists.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Yeah, they're not even trying to be They said it was.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
They said it was more like a like a counter
culture fest of all thought. There's been nothing has been,
there's been nothing count your culture about it for a
long long time. But uh, fellas, do you think that
Coachella has officially jumped the shark? Hammer and Hank, we
will start with you.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Yes, it's a lot of pop artists on the bill
for next year, including one of my favorite artists, Sabream Carpenter.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
All right, we're gonna get him backstage.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, half Baked? Are you in the bathtub?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I hear a lot of I'm in my room with
a fan going, Okay, what's.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Around you right now?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Half Baked? What's in your room?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah? What do you got in your room? There?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Core?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Your posters?
Speaker 9 (18:35):
Hell autph Yes, like a Kobe Bryant autographed with five
thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Do you keep the panties that are left, like have
their own basket?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Do you have?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Do you have any condoms in your room?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Just in case?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Noon it roll?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Dog?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
What kind of betting do you have? Like a picture
like a sports sports that spread?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You know, I just have a regular I'm not that cycle.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Like a Mark McGuire do ve cover?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
How big do you think that Coachella has jumped a shark?
Or is it just as cool as it's ever been?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I think it's just as cool as it's ever been.
And to be honest with you, they can kind of
get away with it based on their past accomplishments. Even
if they do a half fast show, people will still.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Go, yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah, that's true. But it
did sell out, like uh they said, for the first time,
and I forget how many.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Years where it's record time.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah yeah with the I mean, you know, this this
far out a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
When you reach that level of greedness, you can kind
of half asked and people will still people still mc
Hammer still stilled out every great while he does.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Know mc hammer is still playing shows, Is that right?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
The point is when you reached the level of nineteen
ninety mc hammer, yeah, you can kind of live off
that forever, even if you're not as good as you
once worse.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Okay, he did play the Arizona State Fair in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah, Before I let you guys go, we got
Hammer and Hank, we got half baked on the line,
what do you showed crossfire the final week of baseball season?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Now half baked, I know that you're pretty good. Could
you still do the whole thing? If I if I
gave you a year. Could you tell me who won
the World Series that year?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
All right, nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
The Yankees and six John Wetland was World Series MVP.
But he's in jail now.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Okay? Braves? All right?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
How about how about let's see two thousand and two.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
This hurts me, but the Angels, oh, because they eat
the Giants?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What about eight? What about nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
The A's over the Giants. Even Hank would have known that.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, that was the that was That was the earthquake
earthquake year. Oh well yeah, yeah, all right, you're give
me one more year, Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
How about nineteen ninety six? We did that one we
did that was the first one we did. Nineteen ninety three.
Nineteen ninety three, the.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Blue Jays versus Phillies, Joel Carter hit a game game
six home run off Mitch Williams and Paul Maltor got one.
How do you do that?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I mean, dude, like right, I'm saying rain. Now I'm
gonna ask both of you guys. Now, Hank, I know
you're a baseball fan. You have sang the anthem at
h at the Modesto Nuts games and stuff, happy clarity,
(22:17):
You are a fan of baseball?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Who is going to the World Series this year? And
then who will win it? Hank will start with you.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
I need you'll be the Philadelpha, Phillies and thess winning it.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
He's got the Phillies and the Mariners, and the Mariners
will win the.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
World to win, wouldn't Seattle be sight? Yeah, that's the case,
all right then? And then Half Baked, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Well? I hate to say it because I hate them,
but I think the Dodgers will win the World Series.
They just have too much firepower, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
And then who will they play? So you think they'll
win the World Series? But who are they gonna play
in the series?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Probably the Mariners?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
All all right?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You heard the picks here first, ladies and gentlemen, Half
Baked and Hammer and Hank Woody show crossfire. Hell yeah,
you know, and the guy who is apparently still selling
out every once in a while. Every once in a while,
Half Bake and Hank. All right, thank you so much, boys,
(23:24):
and uh we will talk to you next time. I
always appreciate your insights. You all right, all right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Hank?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
All right? Oh wait, hold on, Hank, Hank, Yes, why
don't you give us a plug for your for your podcast?
I almost forgot, Yes.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
I will invite you to listen to my podcast called
The Hamraan Hank Show with Ryan and Hoppytify wherever you
get your podcast?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
All right, and uh and half baked. I always good
to talk to you and good luck good continued healing
to your speak recovery.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, maybe we can go to an m him or cover.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, because you know they can't touch this all. We
got some more show coming up for you next, hang on.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Show.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I guess it's our fault.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
We kind of reignited that whole argument between the iPhone
camp and the Android camp. Yeah, and the two I mean,
I mean do we do we recognize the android menace?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Okay, you recognize it? Do we just pretend it doesn't exist?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
And we They said it has a better camera, they
don't say it doesn't suck.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, it's a what you show crossfire one of my
favorite segments right now, Thank you five six two. This
segment is painful to listen to.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
But you click on that person's history, all they do
is complain.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh let me see. Oh Yeah, this guy hates o
Zepic because it's ruining his business. Pry baby. This guy
has no f and clue what he's talking about.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
As all the stuff we get text from him, he's
so cool.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Yeah all right, I'm looking to no particular texter.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Yeah, uh oh yeah, fun, I'm just looking through.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
He does complain about everything, okay, coolah, yeah, just a
miserable person.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I was very impressed with half bakes knowledge the world
series winners, Mike, that was awesome. Yeah, I don't know
that much about anyone. Well, I mean he is. He
is like a vault of knowledge. It really is.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
The rain Man thing is.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, he's really incredibly impressive.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I mean, no sports radio show would do this, but
that's his dream to be on a sports radio show,
is that right?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:44):
But like he could be like just like a go
to guy.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah right, you know.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool, this opportunity.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
He pays attention to everything.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Should have ask him when they thought about the return
of b Watch. Imagine both those guys are pretty psyched
about Babe. He Fox is getting to reboot that next
year twelve episodes. You know, the hot Lifeguards thing and
the red swimsuits are doing all that kind of stuff.
It's going to be mixed a kind of classic and
then some of the whatever, the newer stuff's going to be.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
A great theme song. Happy read it.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You know, I never watched an episode of Bay watching
I have it either.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
But.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Everywhere I can't recall a singer, a single plot line.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Yeah, at one point it was the most aired show
in the world, like in syndication.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Just ran the time suit. But hey, it's coming back.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Well you've seen clips of it and Borat Well, yeah,
I knew obviously.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Who Pam Anderson was. I knew of the show. I
just never sat and watched an episode of the show.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, they're going to get out of this pickle, right right,
I just never did.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Do impromptu surgery on the beach.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Thanks again to Hammer and Hank and half Baked Phones
Here at Woody show their open if you want to
call in. At eight seven seven forty four text lot,
people were texting over saying, man, that Gregory Abbotts song.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Oh yeah, I forgot that song existed, and man, what.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
A what a smash this one says from the four
too four.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I guess I'd be interested to see what the metrics
are now, like, how many people just in the last
fifteen minutes downloaded Gregory abbittor you know, loaded it on
their phone, discovered who it was.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
It's like, you're welcome, Gregory.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Send your tech to nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Else is going full.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Mel The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
We'll return
The Woody Show. Well, it's another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Woody Gray, Humus, g At, Gina Grady, Sea Bass is here.
We got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven
seven four Wooding. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna talk to
our friends half Baked and Hammer and Hank.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, this hour some what do you show? Crossfire?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah, anybody?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Anybody?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Everybody?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
We love those guys are they're just book in dim here.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
What Hugh has to see about half Baked?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Half Bake kills me?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Man?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
He's he's the best?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Is still a funny?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Uh yeah, we're talking obviously a big story.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Jimmy kimmeltr. Return. That's one of the things and.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
People were talking about this morning, cancel culture things still
a conversation and I has gone too far? People asked,
normal by the numbers thing.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Have it?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I thought we kind of got past all that thing.
I thought that was kind of like.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
A well, people still trying it because it's still in
their bag of tricks as an option.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Well, and also, cancel culture meant like the people won't
see you, not like an affiliate won't put you on
the air, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Just just in general, like trying to get people fired
or trying to get.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
People, you know, canceled.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, they're still going to.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
People, especially online, will go out of their way to
make sure someone doesn't you know, who doesn't agree with
them or says something loses everything they have, job and
respect they may have had. But this is kind of refreshing.
It's finally gotten to the point where, you know, people
say it's it's enough. And that's why I thought we
were kind of asked all of all that stuff, like
(02:01):
all right, so you don't like Jimmy Kimmel, don't watch
you know, someone has a whatever you know, don't don't listen, Yeah,
don't follow whatever the case may be.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Uh, let social media person, I'll let you the talking, right.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The store whatever, don't go there, don't eat there, don't
shop there.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
We'll say that about concert ticket prices. If it's too much,
don't buy one.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Not being According to the poll normal by the numbers,
fifty one percent think this whole thing, all this stuff,
not just the Jimmy Kimmel, but just in general, it's
gone too far, and it's it is on both sides.
This has gone on for forever, Like the Jimmy Kimmel
thing is now just the latest example of that. And yes,
the FCC was involved, but let's not forget. I mean,
look at all the other people that were left to
(02:46):
you know, jobless jobless in the wake of you know,
people doing or saying or whatever or whatever. Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Thirteen percent say cancel culture is about right where it
should be, six percent say it hasn't gone far enough further,
and then thirty percent just aren't sure.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Guys, I need to sleep on that. To me.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, at some point, the hope is that cooler heads prevail.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
It'd be nice, right.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Uh see, how about this one, Greg Gory. There's a
nun in the news. She's from the Northeast, and your
name is sister Renee Parman, and she just celebrated her
one hundred and fifth birthday.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
How much you love the people People news is the best?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, Greg loves him some old people news.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Because then you know, the oldest person in the world
is you know, the second oldest person is waiting for
that person to die. Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
And anyway, this is her talking about because she spent
her one hundred and fifth birthday out on.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The golf course.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Golf.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I don't know here she is talking about her love
of golf.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
I drove the card and they said to me, why
don't you take a chance and just not yourself there.
I said, what do I do? And they said, you
hit the ball. That was my only instructions that I've
ever been seen. I love to do it, and I
think it's wonderful exercise. And I think one of the
things that's kept me going, and that.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
You're married to God.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Going, Yeah, you haven't had a stress of marriage or right.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I look kids, I legit. Didn't know nuns could play golf.
I don't know what they're allowed to do and what
not to do. I just saw a picture the other
day of a group of nuns and they're all outside
having a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I love that.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I thought it's funny they can smoke. You figured that
would be frowned upon in the nun worlds.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I mean, they've you've never seen them driving around not
remember I think I told you the story I did.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I called one the C word by mistake, that's by mistake. Yeah,
because you know the people in the parking lots, grocery
stores or wherever. They will be unloading their cart, but
they'll have the cart right in the middle of the
open space next to them. And it was a very
busy Saturday afternoon trying to figure out a place to park.
(05:03):
I'm like, oh, open space, and that's where you usually
get screwed by tiny car, motorcycle, or in this case
person was shopping cart. All I saw was that somebody
was unloading their groceries or whatever they had into the
back of their car with the cart right in the
middle of the spot. I'm like, oh, you stupid seaword.
Not out the window, this is in the car. This
is in the car, not out the window.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Nobody else heard in the car.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Only God heard.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And his wife is the tea in the sea. Word
had just escaped my lips when all of a sudden
she emerged. It was a nun.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I'm like, oh, in the full garbage.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yes, not not my finest moment. And I'm not a
religious person, but even I know that's not good.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Just in case. A hedge, just a hedge of a bet,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
My very first job, my bosses were all nuns at
the convalescent hospital, kill the guy for giving them the
wrong Oh god, they were scary. It was all the stereotypes.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
All right, Well, we have Hammer and Hank and half Bake.
They're going to be joining us.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We have Woody Show Crossroads coming up for you next
year The Woody Show. Phones are opening at eight seven
seven forty four.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Woody Crossfire, Crossfire.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh yeah, not cross Roads. I'm sorry, Crossfire. We love
those guys. Sorry, my bad.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
I thought we might have had both.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
My bad.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh I hate great good Yeah, no more.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Than unique huge uh Woody Show Crossfire with Hammer and
Hank and half Bake coming up next to you on
the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't get crazy angry over it, but I just
think it's sad more than anything so.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Bad the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We'll be right back Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Well, it's time to check in with a couple of friends.
It's welcome to boys for a rout of Woody Show Crossfire,
and we'll start with our our friend half Baked.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Good morning, half Baked.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
My brothers, I'm still injured.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Still on the mend, so no going to work or
are you able still? Are you able to still go
to work?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I'm not allowed yet.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah damn yeah. All right, well Hammer and Hank is
also on the line. Say hello to to Hank. Hey,
good morning, Hank, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Interesting your phone sounds your phone sounds really good.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Thank you, buddy, Yeah, I mean radio today.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You are okay, yeah, because last time he was on
a walk, remember he was going by like the jack Yeah,
Jack Hammer and stuff. Anyway, welcome fellas. We'll get into
the topics here in just a second.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
But Hank menace, tell us me that you've been listening
to our show and you have a few notes, and
being a guy who's been in radio for a long time,
I thought maybe you can give us some constructive criticism
or whatever you whatever.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
You heard your show sounds very good.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Hey, what about the ideas that you wanted?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You had ideas?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Okay, yes, I think you should start playing talkback messages.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Talkback messages, yeah, yeah, yeah, because people can leave talkback
messages on the iHeart radio app as they're listening.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Okay, well, kind of like the after hours voicemail. It's
kind of this. It's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, you do the same thing, talk back messages, And
then who do you think is doing the best job
on the show, Hank, as a radio professional, in your opinion,
who's doing the best job on the show.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
It's a time between you and Greg Gory?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Right all right?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Hell yeah, very smart?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All right, well, Hank, thank you for the for the
great constructive criticism. We'll we'll take those notes back to
the I.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Think Greg Goal should change his last thing to great
agreeabit abit.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Oh the governor? Yeah, all right?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Confusing.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Can you hear a record called shake You Down back
in nineteen eighty six?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Oh yeah, do you.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Remember that song?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
The artist named Gregory Abbot?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Don't? Oh you know?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You know the song?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, hold on nineteen eighty six, shake you Down A
one hand Gregory Abbit?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Hold on? I got it?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
All right, let's see we can somebody please stop messing?
Is that you, Sammy? Say the hell off?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
The thing?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Just touching?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
God? What do you think I'm doing over this one?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Hear this?
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Hell yeah? Hold on?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
It's Gregory Abbot on the Woodie Show.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
You met my mom girl want Shawn? Yeah? Well well
oh yeah yeah yeah, Abbit?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Watching you.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
From so give me I know right now, babe, man,
that's nothing.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I've watched you so many times.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
We fall now babet look in the yard.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I can tell it's working because Gina has her panties.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Off literally around and you know.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Here comes the shot. Yeah, we'll playing for the the
hook area you picked.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Up on Montaine a babe, my mind.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
On a shake down where love you remember this?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Now bringing it back, do you have your shoulder the
rest your feet on?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, because he needs some breast he can lay his
head on it.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, Well, Hank good pull Man, Gregor Rabbit. I would
have never come up with the name.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Of the yards.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I didn't realize that was even a singer.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, all right, so we have we have the alright,
so we have the guys here. We're gonna run through
some of the topical things that people are talking about,
some things that are in the news and get their
opinions on those things. And uh, let's start with this
story here. It's been the big story Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah,
it was now back on the air after a six
(11:22):
day indefinite suspension. Is an eternity, Yeah, A lot of
talk of infringing on First Amendment rights, free speech, half baked.
We will we will start with you on this one.
What are your thoughts of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Well, a lot of people are upset at Disney over
I kind of think it's just tragical alone.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, you sound really broken up about it, that bake.
I'd like to talk about serious stuff like, Yeah, well,
let's go to uh to Hammer and Hank. Hank, what
are your thoughts on the Jimmy Kimmel suspension as a broadcaster?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
What are your thoughts Eddie?
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Jimmy Kimmel with a brat.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Very sorry?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Okay, why because he shouldn't have said all those nasty things?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
All right, So both I'm surprised half bached and Hammer
and Hank both coming down to the side on the
same side of this one. In the next story to
bring we'll go with something lighter on this one. Uh,
Sea Mass. Wasn't there a teacher in the news?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Yes, a teacher teaching assistant in South Carolina has been
arrested after using part fart spray, fart spray, fart spread
fart spray in class and causing.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Several students to become sick with fart spray.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Okay, I just made it's so nasty that they're their
bar friend. They're throwing up headaches, dizzy, just having fun,
just be just prank kissed.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I tell you that that fart spray is nasty. I
can't see.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
The day bombs I remember.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Real one.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah, toxic.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It's it's really like sting your nose kind of bad. Yeah,
it's it's crazy. Uh now, half bached. I want to
get your thoughts on this.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But also a question for both of you boys, what
kind of trouble did you guys get into at school? Like,
what's the biggest trouble you ended up getting into at school?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Oh? I gotten lots of trouble. Yeah, like what like assault?
Speaker 9 (13:29):
I got lost in the woods for four hours I
was s school.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
How'd you get lost in the woods during school?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You know? It was at a basketball game?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Okay, just wandered off.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
We went to try to find a seven eleven and
they had me doorbelled ditch a door and they pitched me.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
And I got lost and I cussed and no, Jude, good, all.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Right, stop the game. I've gotten.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And then Hank, what about you? What's the most trouble
you ever gotten too?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
At school?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
I threw a pencil at a substitute teacher when I
was attending Elder School in Hayward, way back in nineteen
seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Wow, that's back. Hey, that's back when the pencils had
lead right, Yeah, that very dangerous.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yes, And why did you do that hammer and hank?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah? Why did you throw the pencil?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Because she confronted me about not doing a work out.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Oh she called you fat?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Oh okay, good.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
So what does that mean that? Oh? Like not no,
not showing your work for something.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
You were working on my work, my work, Okay, showing
the work. Problem with being super smart is you do
a lot of that work.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
In your head. And the teacher, Yeah, you showed her
because you threw the pencils.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
And then what they do?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
They just sent you down to the to the office.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Yes, and I was suspended for it. Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Fair.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So your mom had to come pick you up or whatever.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
My mom had to pick me up and my dad
give me a big thinking Oh.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
No, what do you bring out the wooden spoon?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Bolt?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Remember when I was at your house. I crashed at
your mom's birthday party and we got in a fight,
and then they brought out the spoon because you started
yelling Jesus yep ye where the woods involved? At any point, menace.
Were the Woods involved at any point? No, no, No,
We're just having a birthday party that I wasn't invited to.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Hi, what do you show?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Crossfire? We were talking to Half Baked and Hammer and
Hank and the next thing we want to bring up.
It's a big debate that gets argued all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
But with the release of the new iPhone, iPhone or Android,
that's the question, half Baked, are you team iPhone or
team Android?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Well, the iPhone is clearly more advanced and better, but
the Android costs less.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Ok?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, yeah, So which one are you all about?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
If you were the same price or twenty dollars more, I'd.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Go with the iPhone.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
Who wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, Well, Seba says that he wouldn't because he says
that the iPhone sucks and the Androids clearly serious And it's.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
What he just said to start the no offense to
our steamed panel. What he said was clearly false. Androids
have better and bigger cameras, as faster, faster processors, and
so on and so forth, and feature wives are always
two three years ahead of the iPhone.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Now it sounds like an Android homer to me.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
It just sounds like facts what that is and the
old kind of well the iPhone does it better?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Not really?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yeah, now happened? Are you still paying your phone bill
on time? Because sometimes I'll call you and it's turned off.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, I have to pay it Tomorrow's good thing.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
We called you to that.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, pay every now. Hammer and Hank, let's ask you
the same question. Are you team iPhone or team Android?
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Definitely team iPhone?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Right, yea?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
And for what reason? Why are you team iPhone?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Because tech savvy? I'm able to get iHeart Radio, which
is the most interesting app on music a commercial?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, can you tell you the doors shop? They don't have?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
I heard right on?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
And hey and since uh, and since we're talking about music,
there's another question for you guys. With the Coachella lineup
it gets announced, has Coachella jumped the shark? We're talking
Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber, not that it hasn't been going
more pop, but I mean all the Coachella purists.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Yeah, they're not even trying to be They said it was.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
They said it was more like a like a counter
culture fest of all thought. There's been nothing has been,
there's been nothing count your culture about it for a
long long time. But uh, fellas, do you think that
Coachella has officially jumped the shark? Hammer and Hank, we
will start with you.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Yes, it's a lot of pop artists on the bill
for next year, including one of my favorite artists, Sabream Carpenter.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
All right, we're gonna get him backstage.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, half Baked? Are you in the bathtub?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I hear a lot of I'm in my room with
a fan going, Okay, what's.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Around you right now?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Half Baked? What's in your room?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah? What do you got in your room? There?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Core?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Your posters?
Speaker 9 (18:35):
Hell autph Yes, like a Kobe Bryant autographed with five
thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Do you keep the panties that are left, like have
their own basket?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Do you have?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Do you have any condoms in your room?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Just in case?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Noon it roll?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Dog?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
What kind of betting do you have? Like a picture
like a sports sports that spread?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
You know, I just have a regular I'm not that cycle.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Like a Mark McGuire do ve cover?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
How big do you think that Coachella has jumped a shark?
Or is it just as cool as it's ever been?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I think it's just as cool as it's ever been.
And to be honest with you, they can kind of
get away with it based on their past accomplishments. Even
if they do a half fast show, people will still.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Go, yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah, that's true. But it
did sell out, like uh they said, for the first time,
and I forget how many.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Years where it's record time.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah yeah with the I mean, you know, this this
far out a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
When you reach that level of greedness, you can kind
of half asked and people will still people still mc
Hammer still stilled out every great while he does.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Know mc hammer is still playing shows, Is that right?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
The point is when you reached the level of nineteen
ninety mc hammer, yeah, you can kind of live off
that forever, even if you're not as good as you
once worse.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Okay, he did play the Arizona State Fair in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah, Before I let you guys go, we got
Hammer and Hank, we got half baked on the line,
what do you showed crossfire the final week of baseball season?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Now half baked, I know that you're pretty good. Could
you still do the whole thing? If I if I
gave you a year. Could you tell me who won
the World Series that year?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
All right, nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
The Yankees and six John Wetland was World Series MVP.
But he's in jail now.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Okay? Braves? All right?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
How about how about let's see two thousand and two.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
This hurts me, but the Angels, oh, because they eat
the Giants?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
What about eight? What about nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
The A's over the Giants. Even Hank would have known that.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yeah, that was the that was That was the earthquake
earthquake year. Oh well yeah, yeah, all right, you're give
me one more year, Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
How about nineteen ninety six? We did that one we
did that was the first one we did. Nineteen ninety three.
Nineteen ninety three, the.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Blue Jays versus Phillies, Joel Carter hit a game game
six home run off Mitch Williams and Paul Maltor got one.
How do you do that?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I mean, dude, like right, I'm saying rain. Now I'm
gonna ask both of you guys. Now, Hank, I know
you're a baseball fan. You have sang the anthem at
h at the Modesto Nuts games and stuff, happy clarity,
(22:17):
You are a fan of baseball?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Who is going to the World Series this year? And
then who will win it? Hank will start with you.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
I need you'll be the Philadelpha, Phillies and thess winning it.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
He's got the Phillies and the Mariners, and the Mariners
will win the.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
World to win, wouldn't Seattle be sight? Yeah, that's the case,
all right then? And then Half Baked, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Well? I hate to say it because I hate them,
but I think the Dodgers will win the World Series.
They just have too much firepower, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
And then who will they play? So you think they'll
win the World Series? But who are they gonna play
in the series?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Probably the Mariners?
Speaker 4 (23:01):
All all right?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You heard the picks here first, ladies and gentlemen, Half
Baked and Hammer and Hank Woody show crossfire. Hell yeah,
you know, and the guy who is apparently still selling
out every once in a while. Every once in a while,
Half Bake and Hank. All right, thank you so much, boys,
(23:24):
and uh we will talk to you next time. I
always appreciate your insights. You all right, all right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Hank?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
All right? Oh wait, hold on, Hank, Hank, Yes, why
don't you give us a plug for your for your podcast?
I almost forgot, Yes.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
I will invite you to listen to my podcast called
The Hamraan Hank Show with Ryan and Hoppytify wherever you
get your podcast?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
All right, and uh and half baked. I always good
to talk to you and good luck good continued healing
to your speak recovery.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, maybe we can go to an m him or cover.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, because you know they can't touch this all. We
got some more show coming up for you next, hang on.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Show.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I guess it's our fault.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
We kind of reignited that whole argument between the iPhone
camp and the Android camp. Yeah, and the two I mean,
I mean do we do we recognize the android menace?
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Okay, you recognize it? Do we just pretend it doesn't exist?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
And we They said it has a better camera, they
don't say it doesn't suck.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, it's a what you show crossfire one of my
favorite segments right now, Thank you five six two. This
segment is painful to listen to.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
But you click on that person's history, all they do
is complain.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh let me see. Oh Yeah, this guy hates o
Zepic because it's ruining his business. Pry baby. This guy
has no f and clue what he's talking about.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
As all the stuff we get text from him, he's
so cool.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Yeah all right, I'm looking to no particular texter.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Yeah, uh oh yeah, fun, I'm just looking through.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
He does complain about everything, okay, coolah, yeah, just a
miserable person.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I was very impressed with half bakes knowledge the world
series winners, Mike, that was awesome. Yeah, I don't know
that much about anyone. Well, I mean he is. He
is like a vault of knowledge. It really is.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
The rain Man thing is.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, he's really incredibly impressive.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I mean, no sports radio show would do this, but
that's his dream to be on a sports radio show,
is that right?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:44):
But like he could be like just like a go
to guy.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah right, you know.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool, this opportunity.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
He pays attention to everything.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Should have ask him when they thought about the return
of b Watch. Imagine both those guys are pretty psyched
about Babe. He Fox is getting to reboot that next
year twelve episodes. You know, the hot Lifeguards thing and
the red swimsuits are doing all that kind of stuff.
It's going to be mixed a kind of classic and
then some of the whatever, the newer stuff's going to be.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
A great theme song. Happy read it.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You know, I never watched an episode of Bay watching
I have it either.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
But.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Everywhere I can't recall a singer, a single plot line.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Yeah, at one point it was the most aired show
in the world, like in syndication.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Just ran the time suit. But hey, it's coming back.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Well you've seen clips of it and Borat Well, yeah,
I knew obviously.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Who Pam Anderson was. I knew of the show. I
just never sat and watched an episode of the show.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, they're going to get out of this pickle, right right,
I just never did.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Do impromptu surgery on the beach.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Right.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Thanks again to Hammer and Hank and half Baked Phones
Here at Woody show their open if you want to
call in. At eight seven seven forty four text lot,
people were texting over saying, man, that Gregory Abbotts song.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Oh yeah, I forgot that song existed, and man, what.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
A what a smash this one says from the four
too four.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I guess I'd be interested to see what the metrics
are now, like, how many people just in the last
fifteen minutes downloaded Gregory abbittor you know, loaded it on
their phone, discovered who it was.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
It's like, you're welcome, Gregory.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Send your tech to nine eight seven.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Else is going full.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Mel The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
We'll return
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