FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 29th 2025 Podcast

Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Folsom Street Fair & more! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener, this question is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Monday. It is September
of the twenty ninth, twenty twenty five. Hello and welcome.
We are on the Woody Show, beginning of a brand
new week. Thank you for starting it with us. I'll
be hey, my name is one of you. That's great, gory,
good morning. We got Menace jin Grad is here. We

(01:05):
got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is our associate producer.
She is here. We got Vaughn he's our video producer.
Bort on the job this morning along with Menji. They're
in the Woody Show production department. You are vi IP,
our guest of honor. You are here and welcome to
be a part of the show. Any way you'd like
contest topic, whatever it might be, call on in. You

(01:25):
can call us eight seven seven forty four Wooding. That's
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us
a text if you'd like. Send your text over to
two two nine eight seven. Of course, finans on social media,
look force there at the WOODI Show. I hope everybody's
weekend was good. We'll jump into some of the weekend
cheers and jeers and all the trending these headlines. Of course,

(01:46):
Menace has the entertainment stuff. We'll have The birthday is
the porno Birthday all a little bit later on in
this hour. What I'm really looking forward to, though, is
I have a little preview because Sea Bass was at
the Folsome Street Fair, yeah, in San Francisco over the weekend. Now,
for those of you are not familiar with the Fulsome
Street Fair, it's basically, you know, like they'll have like

(02:08):
the County Fair, or they'll have like themed conventions or
different things. This is for like perverts who love public
sex and into like weird kinks, and it's it's just
it's it's an open air sex market. And if I
explained it to somebody who had never heard about it before,

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you would think that I'm making it up.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I think it's fake.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Don't do this at work, But google fulsome f O
L s O M Fulsome Street Fair, and that's where
Seabas spent his weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
It is strange that it's legal.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Yeah right, I mean it is San Francisco. Pretty much
anything goes there except for things that make common sense.
Those things are frowned upon in San Francisco. But you
can poop in the street while shooting up Carolin. Yeah exactly. Well,
you know, someone's fisting you from behind.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And then you break into a call. In fact, that's
what happened. That's what happened last year.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Sea Bass was talking to this guy, and while he
was talking to this guy, the dude he was talking
to had another man's hand inside of his anus, right,
like the guy who's getting interviewed had a hand in
his anus. But god forbid you have a cigarette anywhere.
While he while he was talking to h to Sea Bass, Hey,
Sea Bass will be with a full recap tomorrow morning,
Tuesday morning. But this morning he sent us a little

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preview clip. Yeah, and that's the thing, guys. Unfortunately Sea
Bass won't be in like you're in person, I know, right.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Hey, By the way, you know, we like to play
clips where you get the origin story behind some of
the things that you hear every once in a while
on the show, Like how about the origin of this one?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes, beads all right, once in a while or beads.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Right, Okay, Well that's a guy named Ernie who Sea
Bass ran into back in twenty seventeen at the Folsom
Street Fair during his coverage. Yeah, and this was this
was his kind of a little flashback here to Sea
Bass with this dw Ernie Fallsome Street Fair twenty seventeen.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
Why are you out here at Folsom Street Fair today? Ernie?

Speaker 8 (04:05):
I love this because she's the how.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
That's the how. She's beyond a howe?

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Who are these host you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Ernie Gral I don't remember any names.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Have you hooked up at the full Sip Street fairs
so far?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Grandma's flat bitch?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (04:26):
Yes, be itch Ernie? How did it happen?

Speaker 9 (04:30):
Girl?

Speaker 7 (04:31):
She was tole there.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Love part of potty be it.

Speaker 10 (04:38):
Love, Ernie?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Bitch. Ernie is out in the street, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (04:43):
If someone's never been to Folsom Street Fair, why should
they come next time?

Speaker 8 (04:47):
I'm a flat bitch. They're gonna be slats later.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Bernie, you're slot? Does that mean you hook up with me?

Speaker 9 (04:55):
I would?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
You're cute?

Speaker 7 (04:57):
Thank you, Ernie. I appreciate that you're cute.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
Yeah, you got let me see your teeth? Hey, you
got a good teeth, you got good shoes.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Listen, just walking around shoes.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
Okay, so yeah, well ye say what cornor you want
to be in the Yeah, so yeah, as you can
hear Wild Times and then Fulsten Street Fair and yeah,
we'll get this year's preview clip in the full recap
again tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
You're on the Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven
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two two nine eight seven. All right, welcome back everybody,
and heye, today's Monday. It's September twenty ninth. Today, Greg,
Today's International Day of Awareness of Food Loss and Waste.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Thank you. Okay, you know what Greig's been saying.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Wait, yeah, Today is National Piscatti Day. No, thank you gross,
National Coffee Day, and I a little people, Yeah, National
Police Remembrance Day. It is also National Silent Movie Day.
A shout out my favorite that was before my time.

Speaker 11 (06:09):
I came at the time of the talkie Start Keaton,
my favorite sil of the movie La Gente.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Oh sure, Today's National Starbucks Day as well.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
All right, we got the birthdays.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
We've got the Porno Birthday coming up here in just
second first to Menicana tell us what's happening in the
world of entertainment.

Speaker 11 (06:27):
All right, well, WWE fans get ready because mochell Man
is going to get his own biopic and it's gonna
be produced by Keenan Thompson and the script was written
by mochell Man's brother, so look out for that. I
did look up well, by the way, machrell Man passed
away in twenty eleven. Also I looked up old names
that mochell Man would go under, and it was the Spider,

(06:51):
like checking in the hotel or I guess you know,
like every different if you're a big wrestling family, I am.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
You know that wrestler's day.

Speaker 11 (06:58):
Would you know before or they became famous they would
go under different names or during their career they would
change names. So other names that muchall Man would go
under his Spider, Scared, the Big Geno, Mister Madness, and Destroyer.

Speaker 10 (07:13):
So although it's funny because Randy Savage is a great name.

Speaker 11 (07:17):
Yeah, muchuell Man rangs seven well obviously that's the one
that he landed on. So moving on though to Jenna Ortega. Now,
Jenner Ortega is asking her stylist to you know, what
can I get some more practical things to wear on
the Red carpet because apparently the last outfit that she
had was full of jewels and it weighed over thirty pounds.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Damn, Like, you don't need to be.

Speaker 11 (07:39):
Wearing crap like that on the Frez carpet. Also, it
didn't even look good. Oh look, hidious, look it up,
Jenner Ortega and jewels. Now there was other stars out there,
like Rihanna who went to the met Gala and she
had like this really long like cape. That cape weighed
fifty five pounds. Well, people, God, don't need to wear

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this kind.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Of but you're getting a workout. Yeah. By the way,
they say that Wednesday Now, is your son still into
Genna Artega or now he hasn't brought her up in
a while? Has he moved on?

Speaker 11 (08:10):
Because season two of Wednesdays out and I enjoyed it,
but apparently it had a forty four percent fall off
and keep watching him. Oh, and I think it's just
because there's just too much time in between a lot
of these seasons and then people just like fall off
and they don't keep up right all right, Moving on
to Morgan's lust, that would be Sasha Baron Kohane. He

(08:31):
recently got divorced. It was a seventy five million dollar divorce,
by the way, And now he's dating an OnlyFans model
that is twenty seven years old.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Her name is try makes more money than he does.

Speaker 11 (08:44):
Her name is Hannah Palmer. And I'm just saying, nice, dude,
you know nice? Heck yeah, bro. So they met at
Taiga Watiti's fiftieth birthday. Oh wow, bash in Abiza and
she actually, this girl got introduced to Asasha by Tiger's wife,

(09:07):
Rita Ara.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
So she's very is it Tiger? Like the Taiga I
was gonna say, like, I know nothing about that guy.
He's a director or something. I don't know anything about him,
like as a person, I don't know what. I couldn't
pick him out of a lot. I don't know what
he looks like. I hate him based on his name.
That name to me is so irritating. This like there

(09:29):
he actually it's I got in like the marvelous Missus
Masel just based on the name.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I watched it and it was a great show.

Speaker 11 (09:35):
Now Morgan's coming and running in here. Did you see
this Morgan with your man?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Sasha?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Baron Cone No, he's with an OnlyFans chick.

Speaker 11 (09:44):
Now, yeah, she's twenty seven.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
I was too old for him.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh yeah, of course her name is.

Speaker 12 (09:53):
Good for her.

Speaker 11 (09:55):
Moving on to another lust of somebody in the room,
but that would be Glenn Powell. We haven't talked about
in for like five minutes, boy friend.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Now, he can't be lusting over dudes who was giving
There was some listener giving Gina a bunch of crap
because you said all about Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
She said that she would how do you put Yeah,
you would gargle his.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, and then to the base.

Speaker 10 (10:18):
And my point was that I don't find him attractive,
but I love his music so much I'll do whatever
he wants.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
That's probably what he wants.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
I got big trouble for that from some dude.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
This guy was like, all o, Virgina, you're married, Yeah,
and you know you should be talking about another man
that way and.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Married for you.

Speaker 10 (10:38):
My husband's cool.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, I took a break from pushing my girlfriend down
the stairs send you this text.

Speaker 11 (10:46):
Well, this Glenn Pal sorry, has nothing to do with that.
But this Glenn Pal thing is starting to make some
noise on the internet because he shared a story during
a podcast interview that he was at this big, huge
Hollywood party that had a bunch of photographers there and
you know, entertainment reporters and some other celebrity was there
who recently got canceled. But Glen Powell was a fan,

(11:09):
so he went to go talk to this celebrity and
tell him that he was a fan, and photographers walked
up to them to try to take a picture together,
and Glen Pale said, Oh, I don't think that's a
good idea in front of this celebrity. Now we don't
know who this celebrity is. People are trying to figure
it out. I know, I wish I had that detail,
but people are, you know, kind of fifty to fifty

(11:30):
on it, kind of give him crap, like, hey, dude,
you just walked up to this guy and he said,
he that you were a big fan of his, but
then you don't want to take a picture with him.
And then he responded, well, I'm a big fan of
his work, just not you know, a fan of his actions.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
Well they're obviously trying to railroad him, right, Yeah, So
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (11:48):
I mean, which celebrity which canceled celebrity? Would you like
to take a photo with I have one. I would
say Roseanne. Now, I hate all her polically obsessed, you know, momentary.
I think that's exhausting, but I think that she was
a pioneer in comedy.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
So I love the show. Yeah, I love that hilarious.

Speaker 11 (12:08):
I would not not like to hear about political stuff.
But just like you know, from anybody, it's not just
a Roseanne thing. Yeah, just in general, I'm exhausted from it.
But yeah, maybe Rose how about you?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Maybe Louis. He's so damn funny.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Yeah, I mean he showed his penis to some chick,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 11 (12:26):
He was just a major creep in he'soeing when women
didn't want as long as a public jail on that one.

Speaker 10 (12:32):
Yeah, I think it's over.

Speaker 11 (12:33):
All right, so we've got time for one more, all right.
Alyssa Milano removes her breast. Guys, Yeah, yourself, they were implants.
She says that she's done being sexualized and abused and
she's now living her authentic self because she wants to
make an example for her daughter.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Oh yeah, explanation is very in right now.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Yeah, No, I was just I was just reading about that.
I'll find find the story. But yeah, I thought you
did it for medical reasons, like.

Speaker 10 (13:05):
They start leaking.

Speaker 11 (13:05):
Well yeah, mostly, But the whole sexualized thing is just like,
you know, a lot of people finding you attractive because
your face. You know, I think, I don't know really
think it's because of your ass, but you know.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah, Well the chick who plays was it Lily and
the AT and T commercials. Oh, she was always she
was always complaining because you know, dudes are making comments
about her cans and she get on buttoned up literally
and like some big kind of baggy stuff kind of
hid her behind things.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
And yeah, the daughter from Modern Family.

Speaker 12 (13:35):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 13 (13:37):
Alyssa Milana was one of those people who was very
into like the breastfeeding in public and all that kind
of Stuff's nice.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Right, So here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Big fake boobs on the decline. According to a recent survey,
breast explant surgeries so getting rid of them, not implant
explant surgeries. They've jumped up two thirds more than they
were in twenty twenty. The reason for the cline is
some women say it's painful. After a while, I was
blaming uh, breast implant illness, so brain fog, fatigue, some

(14:05):
other symptoms. Uh, they're all blaming that on their implants.
The medical community has been debating whether the illness is
real or not. But women are banding together in these
support groups and sharing their experiences insurgent recommendations for taking
their plastic boobs out. And this is why all naturals
will reign supreme forever. Hell yeah, do you know what

(14:28):
I'm saying? Oh yeah, So congratulations to Alyssa Mulano and
her deflated bros. I tied out for your birthdays and
your porn of Birthday's Shire Birthday.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's Shibofday. We're gonna sit the sage. It's Shire Birthday
and you don't. And we'll start with the celebrities.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Happy birthday to the six foot eleven NBA superstar Kevin Durant.
Damn six eleven, damn good god. He's thirty seven years
old today. The singer Halsey is thirty one. Chrissy Metz,
the Fat Chicks sister and.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
This is us. She's forty five.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Actor Zachary Levi from the TV show Chuck Remember that one.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh yeah, da, he's forty five.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Former Today Show host Brian Gumbel is seventy seven actor
Ian McShane from Deadwood and John Wick. Bob Him is
eighty three and his name is not mud. It's Les Claypole.
He's from Primus and he's sixty two years old.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Today.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Your porno birthday is Mercedes Carrera and today's birthday girl.
She has ridden more than a county fair Ferris Wheel
five and eighty one fine films, including Gorgeous Mercedes Enjoys Riding,
his pathetic face, charming his snake Volume one. All right, Greg,

(15:51):
she is in Lesbian Jim Teacher Gang.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Bang, Let's watch that tonight.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Also ass almighty Volume one. Okay, I want you to
say my foot in your mouth waits and then who
can forget her unforgettable role and suck my toes?

Speaker 2 (16:05):
If you want that loan?

Speaker 10 (16:09):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Hey, yeah, he wped this loan. You'll do it right.
It's Mercedes Carrera, who's forty two years old. Today I
Metroporto Birthday your celebrity birthdays and that is a Monday morning.
Look what's happening in the world of entertainment here on
The Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (16:28):
Show Well.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
October officially starts on Wednesday at the beginning of MENACE's birthday.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Month. Finally the time Halloween.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Which I know is bigger for most people than not most,
but for a lot of people than Christmas, not most people.
I shouldn't say it feels that way. Sometimes it does
with my son, that's for sure. Yeah, ghosts, Greg at
least like ghost stories.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I like ghost stories. Yeah, I think that stuff. It
doesn't like that.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Though, No, oh no, all tacky. There's this YouTuber over
in India. He's got like five hundred and seventy two
thousand subscribers. He was arrested a New Deli for spreading
false claims about the airport being haunted.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
How dare he?

Speaker 5 (17:11):
He claimed the airport was built on a cremation ground
and plagued by paranormal activity.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
That can't be good for the planes.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Police set his video contained false, malicious, and superstitious allegations
designed to boost his presence by inciting fear.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh yeah, so that's crazy.

Speaker 11 (17:33):
Yeah, I mean other countries they take false information very seriously.

Speaker 12 (17:37):
What's that like?

Speaker 14 (17:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:39):
He called his arrest unwarranted and illegal, claiming police harassment.
We will see how that turns out.

Speaker 11 (17:45):
What an idiot though, because he you know, five hundred
thousand subscribers and you're in India, like you're probably making
good a.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Good living, yeah, you know, and you're risking that.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Customs officers at Tampa International Airport they made a discovery
here recently. They found human remains, including part of a skull,
weird and the passenger's luggage. So they questioned the person.
The passenger explained that the human remains were intended for
quote rituals.

Speaker 10 (18:12):
Oh that'll get you off, dude.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
You got to say science experience. It's a human sacrifice
for my mantle.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
And by the way, you know how they got pulled
aside in the first place is because they had all
these cigars. They had ten cigars going through customs, but
they had only declared like a like a couple of them.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh really, yeah, idiot.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
And then they found a whole bunch of other stuff
in the duffel bag and including these these human remains.
Due to the quote serious health risks custom officers, they
seized all the items, they destroyed them, and when they
were talking to the media about this whole thing, one
of the customs agents said, quote you never know what
baggage may hold, but smugglers should know they'll quote always

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have a bone depict local Green Day, Wizard of Oz,
green Acres, We gotta go, we got of Adam's family,
Wizard of get It, get It.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Good stuff. Since we're talking about airports and travel, a
little normal by the numbers. When it comes to people
in their vacation habits. One in three people repeat travel,
meaning vacationing in the same place.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Year after year. I feel seen. Who does that? Huh?
I do? I know you do.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Those who visit the same spot have done so about
five times on average. Well, this year to the resort
that my wife and I go to in Mexico, it
was our fifteenth visit.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, yep, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Familiarity and comfort are the main reason people repeat travel,
followed by scenery, traditions, and the food seen at their
favorite food at their favorite spot. Sixty five of those
repeat travelers feel like locals their favorite vacation spot.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
I mean, we're very comfortable, we know, like obviously, thirty
beach goers are repeat travelers because you like that beach.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Once you find the perfect place, why stray from it?

Speaker 5 (20:11):
And then people who do road trips are the most
likely to seek out new spots. Yeah, but yeah, like
they were talking to these repeat travelers, are like, yeah,
I like to go somewhere where I know what I'm getting.
There's no surprises you.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I did that once at this one resort in Cancun
and then went back because I loved it so much
and it went downhill.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Why because they started to allow kids. That is not
allowed the resort that I go to. Right, Monster Secrets
Maroma Beach. That's the one Rivier Amaya. Check it out.
There's no like spring Breaker vibe going on there. It's nice,
it's awesome. Secrets, Moroa Beach eight seven four Wooding text

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Speaker 2 (20:55):
Next, Hang on The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
In another new hour in sensitivity Training for a politically
Correct World. It's Monday morning. It's September twenty ninth, twenty
twenty five. Mine is one of that's great gory, Good morning.
He got Miss grad Sea Masses on assignment. You will
join us for his little preview of tomorrow's full recap

(21:21):
of his week at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's a oh no, basically just.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
An open air sex fair. What he is and he
sent us some pictures from them. Anyway, we'll uh, we'll
go to that. There's Sammy, we got Morgan, she is here.
Good morning. We got bort Menji, we got Vaughan. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Woodie hit us up with.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
The text over to two two nine eight seven. Very
exciting back and forth. Sunday night football game last night
Packers Cowboys went to uh, it went to overtime and
it ended with a tie. Yeah, And here I have
a clip. And this is why I don't believe the
ties should be a thing. I think he just played,

(22:02):
yeah winner. In baseball, they just played. They can play
thirty eight inning, yeah exactly. You know, football, just play
until somebody scores.

Speaker 10 (22:09):
Do a shootout.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
They do a.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Shootout in football. Yeah, the Q throw a ball through
a tire.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
I mean even you know Mike Trico and Chris Collinsworth
who called the game for NBC. This is how they
like had to wrap it up. There was so anti climatic.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Listen one hundred years form.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Oh that's that's wrong. Clip Hold on one second.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Here, where do you go?

Speaker 15 (22:26):
There's mcnus for the time thirty four and this one
is good and this one ends in the.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Second highest scoring tie game in NFL history forty forty.
That's it, no more. That was fine.

Speaker 10 (22:47):
Yeah, it's waste of time.

Speaker 11 (22:51):
I had it on in the background and Nata goes,
that could happen. Die, I go, yeah, it's rare, but
it can.

Speaker 10 (22:58):
Yeah, so how is that? How is that like when
you look back, you say, that's a win for the team.

Speaker 14 (23:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, So it gets out like the end of the
season when they're trying to figure out, like between the
two who's going to be in that past wild card spot.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
It comes in the in the play then.

Speaker 11 (23:13):
But wondering what happens with the sports betting everybody gets
their money back.

Speaker 12 (23:17):
It's probably voided out.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
That's a good question. I'm not a big sports gambler.
I can't answer that question, menace, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Sure there's plenty of people listening. I'd be interested to
learn that.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Yeah, it's probably just I assume it's just a push
Yeah yeah right, yeah, like nothing to tear up your ticket.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Tex Test.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Now, you gotta love the Ravens. They're one and three.
They got their ass kicked by the Chiefs. That was
so fun to watch. That was crazy, not only was
it sad Lamar, I think it's injured.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Lamar Oh.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
I love that he's got a hammy. Now, No, I
don't root for people to get injured.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I never do. No, that's the worst.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
But the Steelers they beat the Vikings. They were in Dublin.
I was supposed to be at that game.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, for a long time.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Miscommunication and all kinds of crap, and then by the
time it started to come together again, it was like
too late, yeah, too late, too many other things going
on that already committed to whatever. But it was cool
to watch. I did wake up nice and order to
watch it. But on Friday night, man the backup quarterback
for the Steelers, Skyler Thompson, he was walking around Dublin's
about three o'clock in the morning. When that's no good

(24:14):
happened to three o'clock in the morning. He got jumped
and robbed. What Yeah, that's a minor injuries. Made it
back to the team.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Okay, but uh yeah, what are you doing, dude?

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Oh you just out exploring. Yeah, everybody was out having
a good time. I wonder how many of the players
were completely hung over the next day. They were out
turning up you know, you're in Dublin.

Speaker 10 (24:37):
But is not really a drinking culture, So yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
From it, I thought there were rules about how much
you can go out the night before a game.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Well, I mean I thought you have to be in
your room for instead of constet a curfew. Okay, but
you hear stories all the time about kind of behind
the scenes stuff from these players, Like I got a
buddy of mine. He hangs out with some athletes who
come to work out in the place that he owns,
and he hears all the behind the scenes stuff about, oh, dude, hey,

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what happened last night? And they give him all the
real inside dirt about how dude got in a fight
with his wife. They were up till four o'clock in
the morning arguing, he ended up sleeping in his car,
and then he was like supposed to start, you know,
the pitcher he's supposed to start the next day, and
he came in just totally crap.

Speaker 10 (25:27):
Now that would be good info for sports.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
Well, yeah, dude, remember when we were doing fantasy football.
I would always pay attention to the TMZ and what
was going on with the personal life of the players. Yeah,
and like what drama that they were having you know.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Eagles beat the Bucks. They're undefeated still. The Rams beat
the Colts. The Bears beat the Raiders. That was such
a Raider way to lose game winning blocked field goal.
Jackson Dart got his first win in the NFL. Giants
beat the Chargers, and then Week four wraps up tonight
with a double header snooz. You guys, Jets and Dolphins

(26:02):
and then Bengals Broncos. Oh that is some exciting stuff
right there. Good times. Yeah, but uh wait, how's the
Dolphins doing? Do they have terrible?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah? Do they have anybody that's like terrible?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
And is it everybody injured? I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
I don't follow the Dolphins too closely. I need putting
for the coach to get fired. Yeah, but a doubleheader
snoozer tonight, you know, like when they see those games
on the schedule, because at the beginning of the season,
when they're putting the schedule together, like, oh, this could
be really good, and then depending on the way things
play out, they got this total turd.

Speaker 10 (26:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (26:38):
I mean just Dolphins is still a division game, Yeah,
so it matters for.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
That, it matters to But I'm saying, like for the
general public.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Right, no one cares the general.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Public watching, you know the tune in the tune in
factor for that game.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Is pretty low. Yeah, I don't know anybody cares. So
the NHL started the shootout in the two thousand and
five two thousand and six season, and I remember when
it started. I thought, oh, this is so different and cool.
The NFL could come up with something like that. Of
course it's called a sudden depth. Just play it out,
but just do something.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
No, just play until somebody scores, Like I know the
whole thing about you know, the opportunity. They wanted the
other team to at least have a chance to possess
the ball. So short of a touchdown, if you win
the toss in overtime as an NFL team, you go
down the field, you score a touchdown. Games over, the
other team doesn't get a chance. But if you go
down kick a field goal, the other team then has

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a chance to respond.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Keep that.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
But then if it still ends up in as a tie,
just keep playing until whoever hits the next field goal
gets a safety whatever it might be.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
But I like Greg's idea, like but more of a
shootout stide like, Okay, get your kickers.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Just keep that's it's like baseball, like you're you're not
going to have a home run derby to termin No,
you don't need that. People enjoy the game of football.
Just play until someone scores. I mean I did like
that they try to go for the win. Yeah it's fine,
but yeahah, but it's it's fine, but play until somebody
wins the game. This the tie thing, you know, the
tie thing. I think it would be better for Major

(28:06):
League Baseball. There's a million games the NFL. There's seventeen games.
Each team plays seventeen games.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
We need winners. Can we get a winner.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
And a loser for each one of those games? Not
a big guys, And that's it all right? Eight seven,
seven forty four Wooding. You can set us a text
if you like, over to two two nine eighty seven.
We got some more Monday Woody Show coming up. For
your next hang on the Woody Show, be back, back, back,
back in a bed.

Speaker 9 (28:31):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and EMUs blisters and in plastic tupper wear.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Are you expect me to believe.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
A word on it?

Speaker 11 (28:42):
Well?

Speaker 7 (28:42):
I don't and I never will.

Speaker 16 (28:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
The Woody Show on the sports betting thing when the
game ends in a tie, like I did last night
between the Packers and the Cowboys.

Speaker 10 (28:53):
Points spread, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Right, so it beat us, you know, Okay, usually making
your bets based on you know, it's spread, not necessarily
win or lose.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
So that's one thing. And other people were making an
argument about I usually do moneyline, I don't do spread.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
You should do the college football overtime rules talking about
the XFL UFL has like a shootout style thing for
tie games.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Oh yeah, yeah like that.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah, sports betting done on a spread, so in the
case of a tie, you do make the spread and
you lost. So again, like I'm not I've never won gambling,
so you know what I do.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I don't gamble. You're not the guy. I'm not a
gambling guy.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Yeah yeah, because like I might as well just take
the money and set it on fire. Yeah yeah, yeah,
there's no chance. You know, there's no there's no question like,
oh maybe I'll win, No, I won't. All I do
is look at gambling in terms of utility bills, like yep,
there's my election sports betting. I always do like a
crazy parlay because if it pays off, it pays off.

(29:58):
Of it doesn't, it doesn't. Then this weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 11 (30:02):
Well I lived your dream weekend, guys, because over the
weekend I was supposed to go like do some social
media content for one of our partners, and it got canceled.
Last week, Yeah, I got canceled. I experience something that
was pretty cool. I got to see like a SpaceX launch,
like up close. Usually you you'll see him in the distance,

(30:23):
but I just happened to be in an area where
it was just like right over your head and it.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Was so cool.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
Oh still like probably like one hundred miles away, but
it looked it looked really really close. At first you're
scared because it looks like a giant ball of fire
coming towards but then it slowly, you know, becomes all
white and then big huge halo. Yeah, it was really
really cool.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
As I saw as much as I loved the Space
Shuttle in space. Now there's a kid. I saw the
Shuttle launch once I was an adult. I was at
Disney in Orlando. I was staying at the whatever that
but Disney, one of the Disney resorts, the yacht Club,
beach Club thing or whatever. It is and it have
this big pier that kind of goes out. It's on
the Epcot side, and so they said that, oh, the

(31:08):
shuttle's launching tomorrow morning if you want to get up
early enough.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Because it was super early crazy.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
And I went down there and it was cool because
the sky was still dark and all of a sudden,
off the horizon it went from not seeing anything. You
could hear like a rumble, but all of a sudden
you just saw this big orange fireball lifting off from
the horizon.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
It was the coolest thing.

Speaker 11 (31:25):
Yeah, Wow, it was really it was really really cool.
And it was the trail. It was weird because you
know it's dark, but the trail of smoke is lit
up because the sun is hitting it. So it looked
really really cool.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, it was cool. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (31:37):
My only gears was I would say on the way
to work today, this never happens, but twice it happened.
Where a car is going like seventy five miles an
hour and then just suddenly slowed to thirty miles an
hour while it was right behind it. I don't know why.
Right when I got right when I got on the highway,
it is like the car started doing that and it.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Also drive to work out of time where all the drunks.

Speaker 11 (31:59):
Are out they're coming home. But it's just like damn,
like that never happens, and it was so weird.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Maybe there was something in the road.

Speaker 11 (32:07):
I'm tired, but it also happened right before I got
to work. So two cards did that.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Yeah, at that time of day. Yeah, I'm telling you, man,
it is. It's thunderdog. It's defensive driving. Yeah, there's not
a time, there's not a ton of traffic at that time,
but the traffic that's out there is wild. Yeah, because
you have they have trucks, and those are the guys.
They're just trying to get through congested areas. That's why
they they will go through that time of day so

(32:33):
they can get you know, not in like bumper to
bumper traffic. But then all the other people I think
on the road, I'm like, hmm, these are people who
are just getting home from partying but like last night
watching football or ever, you know, just just just being
out and it's it's chaos, like people driving super slow
and the far left lane. Not that doesn't happen to
other times of the day, but I mean where it's
super noticeable, crazy noticeable. Yeah, people, they're clearly drunk or

(32:57):
under the influence of in some way, shape or form.
Maybe they're completely unlicensed. They have, you know, no reason
to be on the road, and this is the time
that they're going to do it under the cover of nights.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Right, Yeah, And why I'm doing my traveling every day,
and the way to work is a car in the
far right lane. And then at the last second they realized,
oh I need to be in the left lane.

Speaker 10 (33:15):
Yeah, exact.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
I find I do more defensive driving coming to work
than I do it any other time.

Speaker 10 (33:22):
I get them. And even though the semis are big
and like kind of you know, imposing, I worry about
them because of these idiots zipping in front of them
and stuff. I'm like, you're the one that's going to
cause this accident, not the semis.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Well, I'm going to give cheers to something relatively mundane.
But you know, my goal when I cook is to
make my meal restaurant e Right. I had the most
bomb ass chicken that I invented myself, chef. But I
took garlic and minced it up and put it into mayonnaise,
little hot pepper flakes, little like hot sauce, and then

(33:58):
mushed the chicken into that and thenasted it. It came
out so creamy and so garble. That sounds like a
chicken with a garlicole? Is that the big thing? Now? Zoli? Totally.
But usually when I garlic, it kind of disappears. And
I'm a garlic fanatic. This was like eating garlic like
it was an apple. It was so garlicy and it

(34:19):
turned out so good. I was so happy with myself.

Speaker 10 (34:23):
Did you get this idea from chat GPT? I did not,
Oh your imagination.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
But I'll use mayonnaise to roast, and it's the unsung
hero of roasting. That's my huge exciting tears And then
my jeers is, oh my god, Selena Gomes got married.
We get it waiting for we got it and it

(34:48):
should give hope to every man on earth. By the way,
Yeah sure, I mean, come on, who I don't know
this Benny Blanco guy from a hole in the wall,
but now he's married to Selena Gomez. I know he's
the best. He's dizzy though, Yeah, he's pretty fun, the
best at what I mean.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Yeah, he's a great producer, music producer.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
But what does that mean to you?

Speaker 5 (35:08):
What what does that mean to you?

Speaker 9 (35:09):
Well?

Speaker 5 (35:10):
No, but I mean as a woman you're sitting here,
he's the best.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
What makes him smith produce? What makes him so appealing.

Speaker 13 (35:15):
Because he's very nice to her, Like he loves her
so much too, Like everything he says about her and
all the stuff. It's like he's a very nice guy
and he's very good to her.

Speaker 16 (35:25):
So.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Seems to be very nice to you, and you're nothing
but mean to him.

Speaker 10 (35:32):
That makes sense, but we all saw.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
It, Sam.

Speaker 11 (35:35):
I think the better argument is, like, you know, guys
that are really really funny can get attractive women.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
That is true.

Speaker 13 (35:42):
He is funny, he's hilarious, and he's great at what
he does, which is producing music as well.

Speaker 10 (35:47):
So but the very well, the other way. Dudes won't
be like, oh she's she's super ugly, but I love
her heart.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
She's really funny. Yeah, she's hilarious. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
My wife says that, you know when it comes to
these awkward looking dudes, and she goes, just more proof,
she goes, you either need to be in a band
or be funny. Yeah, yeah, rich Rich Rich doesn't.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Fervis never hurts.

Speaker 9 (36:07):
No.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I mean, I'm happy for them both. That's great, that's great.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
There's an Ed Sheeron song that came on the radio,
and then she goes, I can't believe that Gina would
do that sexual stuff to Ed Sheeran. I go, wow,
she's she's very impressed by him.

Speaker 10 (36:22):
I am, I, and so is your wife? Excuse her?

Speaker 5 (36:25):
No, no, no, I'm saying that she would do it. No,
you're the one is that you would suck it to
the base.

Speaker 10 (36:29):
I think she might.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
She I don't think she would. That goes back to
what we were talking about recently, where let's say there's
a TV chef or whatever, that's a woman that does
great work. If I don't find her attractive, well me
being the bad example, Let's say what he doesn't find
her a traffic attractive just because she's talented, he wants
to have sex with her. But then with men, women

(36:53):
will want to have something, yes, exactly because of their talent.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
That's another difference between guys and girls.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Difference in nature.

Speaker 10 (37:00):
Appreciation exactly. It's appreciation, all.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Right, the weekend cheers in jeers, I'm gonna start with
the jeers. It just seems like every story is about
some kind of shooting, right, the guy that was like
shooting at that like, uh, was it a waterside bar?

Speaker 2 (37:21):
North?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
There was that story, and then there was that church
story like the world's gone crazy, everybody's lost their freaking mind.
And I was watching something and I apologize because I
don't remember exactly what it was.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
It might have been.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
It might have been Bill Maher and they were doing
the one on one interview thing. I don't remember exactly
what it was. But somebody made a point about, hey,
what's going on, you know with and a lot of
people would like to talk about different things and blame
different things. It really does. And somebody made the point.
I go, man, that kind of makes a lot of sense.
Is there's just so much miss not misplaced anger, but
there's so much anger that people don't know what to

(37:57):
do with, and they and they feel kind of hopeless because,
you know, everything, nobody's got any money. Jobs are you know,
a lot a lot of work for a little bit
of pay, yeah, for the most part, you know, and
all these other factors, and they go, it's kind of
like someone's got nothing to lose, go out whatever, And

(38:18):
so you get so mad, you're like, God, I could
kill somebody, but you you actually go through with it
and you do it, like I don't know what the
guy on the on the water.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
With the restaurant, like, what's going on there?

Speaker 10 (38:31):
They don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
You're just on the boat and you're like, Oh, I'm
gonna go buy this place, I'm gonna shoot it up.

Speaker 10 (38:34):
And but that's what I don't get, Like, how is
that part of society, Because if you're so hopeless, you know,
taking yourself out is an option? Are you spraying a crowd.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Because you're so angry at other people? You're like, no,
I'm taking other people with me. Yeah, total strangers. Yeah.
And then I saw this video I'd posted on our
Instagram story. It's it has since expired. I guess I
can repost it. But this guy and this is just
one of those perspectives. And this is nothing wife and
I were talking about, because my wife, you know, gets
a super emotional and bummed out about these stories. A

(39:05):
lot of us kind of get desensitized because every day
there seems like there's a couple of new really tragic,
nasty stories about you know, some parent doing something to
one of their kids, or you know someone shooting someplace
up or whatever it might be, and people just like
caring all this really heavy stuff. It's like, guys, relax,
go jerk one, knock one out.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah, Like you have fun or take up a different
hobby or something, whatever your worries are in your life. Like,
keep this in mind.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
One hundred years from now, all of us will be dead.
Someone else is going to be living inside of your house.
The car that you drive is going to be scrapping metal.
Everything that you work so hard to build god given away, forgotten,
and your name will completely fade away within just a
couple of generations.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Think about that.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Do you know your great grandparents full name, their story,
anything about them? This should be you realize that ninety
nine percent of the worries that fill your mind every
day are completely pointless. We live on a rock that's
spinning one thousand miles an hour in a universe with
four hundred million sectillion stars. That's a four with twenty

(40:17):
three zeros after it, and you're gonna be dead soon
me too. So if you can think about that for
a moment every single day, that awareness that none of
that actually even matters can actually free you up.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
In that video and I obsess about that video. What
I love it.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
What do they talk about with if it's not going
to matter, you know, five years from.

Speaker 10 (40:40):
Now, it doesn't matter now, it doesn't matter now.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Fully agree with the sentiment, fully agree with everything he says,
it's one hundred percent true. But you can't tell that
to your landlord. Yeah that's the problem. Yeah, like you know,
it doesn't matter. Things do matter.

Speaker 13 (40:55):
And it's also like saying that life is meaningless, Like
it's both sides.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah, I know I'm here for a good time, not.

Speaker 13 (41:02):
A long time, But that could go either way. You
could go, well, life is meaningless so I'm going to
do this crazy thing, or life is meaningless to it
doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Right, it's both. Yeah, that's great. I likes awful, I exactly.

Speaker 10 (41:13):
Yeah, when they like show the Earth and then like
they really expanded that.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
I think what you're saying, like, that's if you're taking
completely literal right right, Like I think the idea is like,
hey man.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
That's I think the sentiment is spot but the reality
is you got to pay your bills, right, ye do that?
So things do matter?

Speaker 5 (41:32):
But whatever this other drama is okay, yeah, bills and stuff,
but like your drama because someone's mad at you, you're
mad at somebody else, whatever that thing is that started that,
does it really matter?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
It's not able, financial.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Et, pissed, die salty.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
It does.

Speaker 16 (41:49):
With you.

Speaker 11 (41:49):
You got to pay bills, You got to, you know,
take up some of your time to work to get
money to pay those bills. But with your free time
you shouldn't be wasting.

Speaker 17 (41:57):
True.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
I've been fired a number of times over the years
earlier in my career.

Speaker 10 (42:01):
Do you think your life was over every time?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah, whenever you're in that situation the first time. Even
still it's like even with experience, like you'll be here
in that moment you'll think like, oh man, the world
is over, you know it, and it never is. Things
and typically things, I know, it sounds really hippie dippy.
Things usually work out the way they're supposed to. Yeah,
and it's weird, like in hindsight, you go, wow, had

(42:24):
that never happened, this would have never happened. It's the space.
Time continues, right, And so if you can try to,
and I know it's difficult, try to have faith in
those moments that this is all for something, like this
is all leading somewhere that like it's just coping stuff.

Speaker 10 (42:38):
I like the phrase. It's very cheesy. But when they
say everything will be okay in the end, so it's
not okay. It's not the end right now.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
I started with the jeers because I want to end
with the cheer. Don't want to end with something good
and something positive. And I'm not going to remember the details.
Once again, it's too early for details. I was talking
to a friend of mine, one of my oldest friends,
been friends forever with this dude, and he's long, hell
a weight, like a lot of weight, and he's done
this like me before, where he loses like an incredible

(43:06):
seventy pounds or whatever it ends up being. But he
did something and he lost on zep bound yeah, manjar,
which is the same thing, I guess. But then he
was doing a couple of other things that I wanted
to you know, I should probably just call him because
like he had some details and I thought this could
actually be because a lot of people are going through
that whole thing too. I'm trying to be helpful this morning.

(43:27):
I guess I'm kind of stopping down, like wow, cheers,
even the jeers. I'm trying to be helpful in the
in the cheers. I'm trying to be helpful for people
who are you losing weight? I know Medas has been
trying to lose some weight. I've been trying to lose
some weight, Gina always is you know in.

Speaker 10 (43:42):
That camp plateau.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
A lot of people. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
But anyway, he lost a considerable amount of weight, and
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Happy for the guy.

Speaker 10 (43:49):
Yeah, I'd love to hear about it.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Yeah, And he was like sending me these videos. We
didn't speak, but he kept sending me these videos because
it was kind of late at night on you know,
all the different things that he was doing. And one
of the things that he and I'll tell you about it.
We'll come back from the break. Let me get him
on the phone. But one of the things that he did,
like didn't even realize it, but then ended up having
like a huge effect on the effectiveness of the weight

(44:15):
loss drug. Oh please, I have the same thing with
my selection that I was taking. All of a sudden,
I stopped taking it and it just all of a sudden,
the weight loss accelerated.

Speaker 10 (44:24):
Awesome, it was crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Anyway, let me take a break, I'll get him on
the phone and hopefully you'll find some some use.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Some help from that.

Speaker 10 (44:31):
I want to hear it.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Yeah, it's my buddy Dan. I've talked about my buddy
Dan number of times. Yeah, Dan, he's a good dude.
Show is back, a welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, all right, So I.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Mentioned in the cheers and jeers cheers to my buddy.
He's one of my oldest friends, my buddy Dan, who
he lost a bunch of weight this year and like
a very short amount of time, and so I don't remember.
I mean, I know some of the details. I didn't
want to get him wrong. So I figured that we
would just call.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
The dude, all right.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
And because uh GINO was actually wonder getting you're thinking
about going back to like the intermittent fasting thing, which
YE used to do that.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
And there's there's so many people.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
That if you record your name and for calling, I'll
see if this person is available.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh my god, Wow, he's got stupid Hello, dumb ass.
I'm like, I'm not a screening thing. I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (45:27):
I know you sound whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I told you I was calling. I'm calling you in
five minutes. See if I get screened.

Speaker 9 (45:33):
The feature it's blamed him cook.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Look, it's it's my buddy Dan. Everybody.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Yeah, yeah, I've been friends since what ninety five something
like that. Long time ninety six, yeah, long time. Anyway, obviously,
I you you were my my cheer. We do cheers
and jeers, and I said, hey, cheers to my buddy Dan,
who lost a bunch of weight. I mean, this is
you've done this a couple of times. You're kind of
like me, where we get big and fat, like super fat,

(46:01):
and then I think we get to that point where
we get it just we say we had enough, We
get discussed, your disgusted with ourselves, and then and then
we lose a bunch of weight. Like I lost seventy
some pounds at one point. How much did you lose it?
You like when when you lost that the last time?
That was like, well, well, the.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
First time was seventy three pounds, and then it slowly
came back. And then I lost forty nine pounds and
then that came back, and now I'm at forty eight pounds.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Yeah, but it's forty eight it's forty eight pounds since
incorrect me because I couldn't remember exactly what it was.

Speaker 14 (46:32):
Forty eight pounds early June.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Since early June, he's lost He's lost forty eight pounds.

Speaker 11 (46:38):
Rap, Yeah, how big does your penis look?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Now?

Speaker 9 (46:43):
I was gonna say, my supa has shrunk and I'm
so excited about it.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Sweet.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Yeah, but your wife still your wife still won't give
you a mouth party though.

Speaker 11 (46:51):
Right of course not nos yeah no, but the sea.

Speaker 9 (46:58):
Yeah, I mean whatever story in my life. But the
secret is besides weight loss medications, you know, like a
Njaro or orotpic that kind of stuff, but.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
What you're taking, because that's part of it, It is
part of it.

Speaker 9 (47:10):
But I mean the last two times I lost weight,
I didn't have that stuff and.

Speaker 14 (47:14):
I lost the weight.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
No, I'm saying with this time, you've lost the forty
pounds since June's that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
But you're taking It's zet bound, right, and I'm Onjarra.

Speaker 9 (47:21):
But that's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Okay, Yeah, well yeah he's taking he's taking zet bound.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
But then there's this other thing because the same thing
happened to me. I mean I've been taking that stuff
for a long time too. And if you remember, I
was taking Selexa up until earlier this year. I stopped
taking it the minute I stopped taking that, I lost
twenty pounds just by stopping that medication.

Speaker 14 (47:43):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (47:44):
And I was taking omep resole for heartburn for eighteen years,
which caused a whole bunch of other problems because you're
not supposed to take those long term.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
But you know, oh that's what I'm on, and I
supposed to take it for life, Craig.

Speaker 10 (47:57):
Get off, take it for your very short rest of
your life.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Well you you were having like a bunch of other
side effects with that that medication, right, yeah.

Speaker 9 (48:04):
It was giving me muscle twitches and leg cramps. The
thing is it just it affected the way zepp Bound
worked in me. So the next dose I took after
I stopped on meperzol at the very end of May,
suddenly I was eating dinner and I was like, oh
my god, something is different. Oh yeah, Like I didn't
know what that meant. And suddenly I swear every urge

(48:25):
I ever had to go snack like disappeared.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Gone amazing, and so you know, and it was eating
way less. It's actually doing what it's supposed to do.
It you're too much greater degree without that block in
the huh.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, it's all the time.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Yes, that's why I thought it'd be it'd be good
just to have monkey explain it, because I know a
lot of people that they're trying these these drugs and
they go, well, it's just not working for me. It
might be something else you might want to look into.
It might be something else that you're taking it was.
It was that way for me, it's that way for Dan.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah, but if you needed a meprozol, it seems like
you still need it. The need doesn't go away.

Speaker 9 (48:56):
Well, here's here's the crazy thing. I think I developed
heartburn each years ago because I had gained weight.

Speaker 10 (49:02):
That makes great.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Viscerl When did you start taking that when I got
to be gay?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Will God? I I was.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
I was in the two thirty range. Okay, so that's
when you were bigger?

Speaker 9 (49:13):
Yes, yeah, look up visceral fat. I had no idea
what this was until a few months ago. It's the
fat that goes like around your organs. It puts pressure
on your stomach. So that was probably causing my own neppersol,
causing my heartburn, which caused me to get ameppersole.

Speaker 14 (49:28):
Which caused me more problems.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
That makes sense.

Speaker 14 (49:30):
Yeah, It's like a Domino offense.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, right, that is so fascinating.

Speaker 11 (49:33):
Also, I was just talking to a listener the other day.
I told him about zeb bound, probably in December. He
cut the seventy pounds really quickly and then kind of
plateaued a little bit. But then he met with his
daughter and they also added to sasterone and now he's
down like over one hundred and twenty pounds.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Wow, oh wow, that would bulk you up.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
See that's the other thing I keep hearing more about that.
I'm interested in learning more about the poster thing. I
got to have low t at this point, right, I mean, for.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Real, I've been you act lately.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
I've been more emotional over like Instagram videos like a giant.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Vagina a time.

Speaker 9 (50:09):
Yeah, Jen says, yeah, you.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Know, of course, yes she wants to inject them, Yes
she does. I'm not a lesbian, she told me, I
might as well be a lesbian. Might as well be
a lesbian. I mean this relationship with this woman over here, that's.

Speaker 9 (50:23):
The important Listen. The important thing to know though, is
not only is the Zepp bound, I'm intermittent fasting and
I'm low to no carp kind of basically Tito Okay, okay, so.

Speaker 10 (50:33):
Gina, I've done all that.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Gina has done all that crap.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
But she's been thinking about going back to the internet
fasting thing, which I've read so many things about me.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
It doesn't work.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
Well, no, it's it doesn't. Not only that they do,
it gives your body a chance to like rest, You're
not always pumping food into it and making it digest.

Speaker 9 (50:51):
Besides that, it has to do with you're insolent. Insolent
is so important. I can't believe I'm like some kind
of health influencer, but but insolent so important. You don't
want to spike your insulin constantly through the day, so I.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Can you can you explain intermate and fasting like an
elevator pitch in like ten seconds.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
Or sure, absolutely, you make a short window of eating
they call it like six hours, so maybe like two
p to eight pm, and you eat nothing between eight
pm and two pm. So yes, you can have like
water in a black coffee, right yeah, yeah, that doesn't
spike your insulin.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, but then nothing else.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
And then like with the ideas though, it was like
when people who do the Internet and fasting and that's it,
like they typically in that window, they'll eat whatever they want, right.

Speaker 9 (51:32):
I mean kind of? I mean I don't know if
I read yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
What people tell you, like, hey, if you do the
intermut fast, you can eat whatever you want as long
as you keep it within this window.

Speaker 10 (51:40):
Yes, I haven't really heard it that way. I think
it's more like you're saying, like, you know, be smart
about it, you know, eat but don't gorge.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Right within a six window.

Speaker 14 (51:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (51:50):
Now, Dan, I want to ask you, are you doing
any kind of workout, light workout or anything like that?

Speaker 14 (51:56):
That's funny?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
No, yeah, but out you a little bit. You don't
have to. It turns out you don't have to.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
Yeah, I know, but if you wanted to, like, if
you don't want to look like, if you don't want
to look like you're melting.

Speaker 9 (52:10):
It's important to do also because you'll burn more calories
when you sit around, the more mostly.

Speaker 14 (52:15):
You have on you.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Yeah, Greg, I ask you quite? I ask gregor question Greg?
You're okay with looking like you've been melting?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Right? Oh?

Speaker 5 (52:21):
By far, I am too if I look like a
melting and or ill right, yeah, I am too, Dan.
I mean, you don't care about looking ripped, right, You
just want to be like not fat.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Yeah, I want to look good.

Speaker 9 (52:32):
Wouldn't mind if my arms looks a little better than
they do. But I mean that's not my main concern.
I just want to be healthy. I'm going to have
a low A one CE for those of you.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Yeah, boy, you know, such an old die crame. I
know this is so this is so adulting.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
That's out of my realm. I don't know what I
hear about a one C, but I don't know how.
It's commercials and stuff.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
Yeah, it just means how diabetic you are.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Basically, that's one of the things they test for, like
when you do like a blood panel, like to test
your blood and want to what you're A one C
level is if it's over something, you're either pre diabetic
or full blown diabetic.

Speaker 9 (53:05):
And I was and I was five point eight, which
is the beginning of pre diabetic. And I'm like, oh,
come on, so now and by the way, now I'm
a five point one.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that means but okay, right, good on that, Yeah, bro, lower,
but it's good.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
What's also interesting about my friend Dan here is that
he's like a super liberal, right, but he's a gun
Oh no, I like bring this up I'm saying, but
it's pretty interesting.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Right like, and this is why found gun love.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
I like independent thinkers, right Like, I've always said that,
Like I'm not a partisan person. I'm an independent thinker.
So like the fact that you know, he's a total
liberal but he also loves guns. It's pretty cool. I
can respect him.

Speaker 14 (53:47):
Hobby.

Speaker 9 (53:48):
It is a new hobby and it's and it's fun.
I had no idea how much fun it is.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
So when did you buy your first gun?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
How long ago?

Speaker 14 (53:57):
Almost two years ago? December years ago?

Speaker 5 (54:00):
By your first gun? Which was what what kind of gun.

Speaker 9 (54:03):
I'm supposed to give you?

Speaker 14 (54:04):
Like the model if you were like Smith and.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Wes, like like a nine millimeters Smith and Wesson, Like,
what would you buy?

Speaker 9 (54:10):
It was a sixth hour three twenty.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Six hour P three twenty and then so over the
last two Now, how many guns do you have?

Speaker 14 (54:16):
Even?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Oh my god, you all I told you Holy.

Speaker 11 (54:21):
Yeah, just went from zero, Dan just went from zero
to watch lists.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
But nobody understands is they're just they're fun to collect.
I mean, I'm an electronics.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Nerd and cool story like that.

Speaker 9 (54:36):
They're all different. I got all different times because they're
all different and fun and different ways.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, no, they're fun. Look I
love going shooting stuff like that. I know, Gina, you
enjoyed that too. But uh yeah, anyway, see, very very
complicated this damn yeah right, yeah, the rapture didn't happen.
It's like he's a gay, but he's married to Like
how Greg was for the longest time, gave it married
to a woman, same thing.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
It gets better. There's the same with Dan.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
You know, Dan just hasn't the courage you have to
come out of the closet.

Speaker 10 (55:07):
Revenge body.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Yeah, that's maybe he's going to it. He's slimming down
so you can get into.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Gay shape because no gays want to fatty. That's true.
That's true. I did well. Thanks for thanks for all
the info.

Speaker 9 (55:19):
Of course you got it.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Figure so many people with this the medication stuff they're
doing all the and there's like he's not working with me, right,
it's not working for different people. I thought it was
like because now my story, your story, I just figured
it might be helpful to people.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Are interesting and congrats and being what he's cheer. That's huge,
that's really nice.

Speaker 14 (55:37):
I'm excited to one of us.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
That's awesome.

Speaker 14 (55:40):
Wow, I'm honored. Thanks you loser.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Take care and we'll talk to you all right.

Speaker 14 (55:48):
All right, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, there's there's Dan everybody. Yeah, he's funny. He cracks
me up. All right, we're gonna ta get a quick
break more what he shows next time. Still, be right back.

Speaker 11 (56:05):
What's one thing you.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Would say your people at ninety three?

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I would the world had now come near my house?

Speaker 14 (56:17):
Still woody.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
I heard the trending news headlines, Gina Grad.

Speaker 10 (56:23):
Some sad news yesterday out of Michigan where a four
year old whack job drove his truck into a more
four year old forty.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Oh forty year old?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
You said, four year old?

Speaker 10 (56:32):
Oh I met forty. There's a differences.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (56:36):
He ran a truck into a Mormon church during a
Sunday morning service, started shooting up the place. And if
that wasn't horrible enough, by the way to say whole
stop shooting, to light the church on fire. It grew
to a five alarm fire, ended up collapsing the.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Whole thing, burned that place down. You see the video.

Speaker 7 (56:51):
It is rough.

Speaker 10 (56:52):
The cops showed up, killed the guy after a shootout,
and when it was all over, eight people were injured,
two were killed in the shooting, and two died in
the fire. Authority's looking to see if there's a connection
between the shooter and the church. They don't know. They
haven't found one. And then on Saturday night in North Carolina,
some douche pulled up to an outdoor bar and a
boat started shooting up that place with an assault rifle.

(57:13):
Five people were hurt, three were killed. After the shooting,
this piece of ish tried to make his getaway on
the boat. But that's where the coast he was on
the water, right, Yeah, so he had arrested him.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Yeah, he had to get away on the boat. Otherwise
it wouldn't make any sense to jump out of the
boat and swim no, like a swim away. But I guess,
like not that far from where this happened. He was
just kind of casually loading his boat onto the trailer. Amen. Yeah,
there was I guess so many places that you could,
you know, offload the boat.

Speaker 14 (57:43):
Right.

Speaker 10 (57:45):
Well, he was considered a lone wolf gunman and they're
still trying to figure out what the connection with him
and the bar is. I Meanwhile, he's getting charged with
three counts of first degree murder. And five counts of
attempted murder with a deadly weapon.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Look, if you're one of these people and you're thinking,
like Gina mentioned early, you're thinking about shooting a place up,
burning a church down, or whatever, you know, in that
particular case, it means it's not it's not a bad idea.
Just consider just taking yourself out. Start with yourself, like
that's anybody else. Yeah, go to the middle Woods or
something whatever, and just you know, do got to end it,
end it. Yeah, but like, don't, don't take all these

(58:17):
other people have nothing to do. There s out at
a bar under the time before at church, there's plenty
of cliffs. You can have a little nice ride before.

Speaker 10 (58:24):
Whatever you're into.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Yeah, the church thing had to be a statement though.

Speaker 10 (58:27):
Yeah, Well, we all know who's playing the halftime show
at Super Bowl sixty in February. The NFL made the
announcement during last night's Sunday night game, and they asked
for Taylor Swift but she said no, And then they
asked for Adele but she said no.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
So Plan C.

Speaker 10 (58:41):
They're getting someone that MENACE's wife is going to be
so stoked about.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Yep, bad bunny, You might want to buy some new
panties for for Christmas because she's gonna die.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yeah, she was soaking through.

Speaker 10 (58:52):
He's coming off those hometown shows in Puerto Rico and
so far the best comment about the announcement. People are
complaining last year about not being able to understand Kendrick lamar.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
Like you might have a harder time with bad money. Yeah,
well you're ready. I mean Kendrick Lamarra speaking English, right, Yeah,
this is not even People were complaining last year like
I can't even understand what he's saying.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
But wait till luck to you this.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Year, Wait toild this year.

Speaker 18 (59:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (59:16):
Well, the MLB season came to a close yesterday, but
the postseason get started tomorrow. In the National League, the
Brewers and Phillies finished with the best records in the league,
so they earned buys and for the NL Wildcard best
of three series, it's all about the Dodgers and the
Reds and the Padres versus the Cubs. In the American League,
the Blue Jays and Mariners earned bys, and for the

(59:37):
AL Wildcard it will be the Tigers versus the Guardians
and the Red Sox versus the Yankees. Warner Brothers ruled
the box office over the weekend with Leo DiCaprio's One
Battle after Another that open at number one, and while
it didn't hit that forty million dollar mark like some
of their other movies, it's still brought in over twenty millions,
so that's good. It made Warner brothers eighth movie in

(59:58):
a row to open that strong. Yeah, the twenty first
out of their last thirty one films to debut with
those big numbers. Guys, Gabby's Dollhouse. The movie came in second,
was That Kids, Move, Get Rid of It, Demon Slayer,
Infinity Castle slipped a third, The Conjuring Last Rites dropped
a fourth, and The Strangers Chapter two opened in fifth place.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
I did watch Tulsa King and oh yeah, now I
watched it on Saturday. I thought there were two episodes
already there was only there was only the one episode
because the other one was last night. So I'll I'll
make a point to watch that today and every Sunday
is the new episode. They don't do where they put
all the episodes out at once. Jo. Yeah, it's like
a dude, It's really good. Still, it picked up right

(01:00:41):
where I left off. Your back is so oh yeah,
I'm back Baby.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
My favorite thing that Sli has ever done.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Yeah, it's a great show. Sob Now it's typical Taylor
shared in which Taylor shared and basically just begged and
borrowed off of what they were doing with Sons of
Anarchy because he was part of that show. He was
an actor on that show, and so he begged him
and created Yellowstone. And so like if you watch any
of these tailor shared in shows, they're all pretty much

(01:01:07):
it's a formula, but it works, right, But it works
and I love it. That's not a knock I'm saying,
I love it. So I guess whether of the point
is if you like any of those other shows, if
you were Sons of Anarchy fans, or if you not
that that was his show, that was Curt Center. But
I mean, if you like Yellowstone, if you like land Man,
you'll like you'll like Tulsa.

Speaker 10 (01:01:27):
It's more of what you'll expect from that kind of show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah, so it didn't fall off New Good No Well.

Speaker 10 (01:01:33):
Aircraft maintenance workers and Charlotte got a big surprise over
the weekend when they found a dead stow away on
an American Airlines flight. The plane had just come back
from Europe, but before it took off from there, someone
had climbed on and got themselves in the landing gear compartments.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
They've heard about that. Yeah, maintenance people try to do that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
Who thinks they're going to survive that? I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
That's for people.

Speaker 10 (01:01:53):
Mountain maintenance crews rather found the body while servicing the
plane way after it landed, and the Stowway was pronounced
dead at the sea, either dying from lack of oxygen
or from being crushed by the landing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Crush frozen, frozen. Yeah, because if you're flying from Europe
to the States. Yeah, you know, you what like thirty
eight thousand feet.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Yeah, it's not good. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:11):
American Airlines put out a statement saying they're working with
cops on figuring out what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
What a traumatizing day at work, I know.

Speaker 10 (01:02:18):
Oh, Selena Gomez and her fiance Benny Blanco got married
over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
That breaks jeer. Yeah, if you're just tuning in.

Speaker 10 (01:02:29):
Well, yeah, maybe you want to tell us about it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
There's nothing more.

Speaker 10 (01:02:35):
They had a private ceremony in California. All their friends
and family were there, and Selena obviously, like Greg has
been saying put on an accustom Ralph Lauren dress and
Bennie had a customed ruff Lauren tixedo in a bow.

Speaker 14 (01:02:46):
Time.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Well just wait until the Taylor's Swift wedding house. Oh yeah,
how much you're going to hear about that? This seemed
to happen and then we heard about it after that,
you know what I mean, build up? We knew they
were getting married.

Speaker 11 (01:02:57):
Yeah, there was slight like rumors like over the weekend
about you know, the wedding was happening, but nothing Taylor
Swift wedding is gonna be like one of those royal weddings.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Yea ye, going to take off work the lead up to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Itevised, although she'll Taylor's pretty good at keeping things a secret.
I don't know how she does it because she has
such a big team of people and there's so many
people involved, and they keep things pretty well under wraps.
I got to give it to her for that. Yeah,
and she has some catchy ass songs. She's very annoying otherwise,
but give her those two things, yes'll build burn burn.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
But she's managed to get some success. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Yeah, but you know they'll they'll keep the wedding pretty quiet.
But if they really wanted to Man, they can make
a big jillion dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Oh yeah, and it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Would be one of those things where everybody would be
yea live on Amazon, a billion dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:03:48):
Well, Taylor Swift was at her wedding, by the way,
Steve Martin, Martin Short, Paris, Hilton Yde Sheeran Sizza Camilicabao,
Paul Rudd star studded, and uh, I'm sure if you
want to see those pictures, or if you care at all,
you've already seen them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
We've seen them. They're everywhere over.

Speaker 10 (01:04:02):
In Texas, a mom heard a story from her kid
about how their teacher fed a kitten to the classroom
snake in front.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Of the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Really, yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:04:15):
The kitten was already in pretty bad shape and it
was kind of okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
So even even more awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
Still super messed up. Though some really pissed off parents
called the school. The school got the cops involved, they
forced the teacher to apologize. The school said that she
removed all these snakes plural from the classroom and that
while she is an experienced teacher, the last thing she
wanted to do was upset the kids, so feed the
snake a kitten, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Okay, like my classmates, we would all love that. Snakes
and stuff stuff for Suret's tell the girls to leave.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
The Roomed started crying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Is it any different than when they feed a bunny
to a snake? Bunnies are equally cute, I agree? In school,
No they don't.

Speaker 10 (01:05:00):
They feed him mice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Yeah, if he had that, people like don't care about.

Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
Like, yeah, yeah, frozen rats are delicious. And that's what's
going on with Nie.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
All right, thank you very much, Gina, grat Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
So what do you show us back? Getting back into
it after the weekend? Hopefully had a great weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
Phones are open if you want to tell us about
an eight seven seven forty four warding or send us
a text.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
You're cheer and jeer over to two to nine eight seven, Gina.
What about you? How would your weekend?

Speaker 10 (01:05:29):
Oh my god, it was good. But I was living
vicariously through my kid because we had his school carnival
at his new school. It's like he's living in a movie.
All the kids are so nice and the parents are
so nice.

Speaker 14 (01:05:42):
He was.

Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
He didn't know what to do when he got there,
and he found this little little obstacle course, so he
just took off. A bunch of random kids started gathering
and like cheering for him and like screaming his name,
and I'm like, what is this? Everybody's so nice. A
little kid ding donged our door, which he has never
experienced before.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
It was like, can you come out and play?

Speaker 10 (01:06:02):
This is is this normal?

Speaker 16 (01:06:04):
Is this what?

Speaker 10 (01:06:04):
Childhood?

Speaker 14 (01:06:05):
The thing?

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
You You have not been living in the suburbs, right,
this is suburban stuff. This is like when you're when
you're in the burbs, man, this is what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
So your kid has never experienced the doorbell.

Speaker 10 (01:06:17):
A child has never rang a doorbell.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
You can play like another kid to ring the door
out of seat. Because we live in a city, that
stuff doesn't really.

Speaker 10 (01:06:26):
It's never happened. And you know, it was so funny.
We go, how did they figure out where we live? Well,
the little kid who came over, he said, my dad
googled house's newest houses sold in the neighborhood, and we narrative.

Speaker 14 (01:06:40):
That's weird, Like dot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I was like sweet though, I was, that's that's weird.

Speaker 10 (01:06:48):
I'm just I don't know, I'm super happy that they
could have just asked yeah, maybe his dad works in tech.

Speaker 14 (01:06:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:06:55):
When he grows up, will you say that's his first friend?

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Like probably?

Speaker 10 (01:07:00):
And that's the thing. It's like all the kids, we
already know who we're going trick or treating with. I
mean we've been there five days.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Yeah right, So I love this.

Speaker 10 (01:07:08):
I love this for him moving or gone squashed nice
completely jeers.

Speaker 18 (01:07:14):
Though.

Speaker 10 (01:07:15):
I don't think we're ever going to stop assembling furniture.
I don't think it's ever happening. Every day a new
box arrives.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I mean I bought it, but I mean you've moved
in a week ago.

Speaker 9 (01:07:25):
I know.

Speaker 10 (01:07:25):
But it's like those tiny little wrenches that come with
the packet, and like carpo tunnel, I can see people
getting divorced over stuff, like really, oh, I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
I'll put that furniture together all day, Sammy got a
couple of jobs or you and I really will.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
That little rench.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
You know you can get like there's just a bit
attachment for just a cordless screwdriver.

Speaker 10 (01:07:45):
Then why isn't he Why isn't my husband doing that?

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Because he's not smart, but we have one and he
used it once.

Speaker 10 (01:07:50):
He's like, oh, this is fine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Like they sell so many attachments for that we It
was sitting next.

Speaker 10 (01:07:57):
To him, He's like, ah, this is fine. Everything is
taking so long. I feel so bad for him having
to do all this stuff. I had to do the
kid's bed. I completely did it backwards, had to start over.
I hate it. I hate it, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
If you're into this, this is why people don't enjoy moving,
the packing, the unpacking, the getting settled.

Speaker 9 (01:08:17):
This.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
So you're in that part, but you get to im.
When I would move in, the first thing I would
do is I would take everything out of boxes. Yeah,
any flat surface that could handle an item. Everything came out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Of the box.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Doesn't have to be where it was eventually going to go,
just just had to be out and in the general area.
So his kitchen stuff is out in the kitchen because
when it's out in a box, you'll ignore it exactly
and it'll take longer. Somebody, this is not my strategy,
by the way, somebody had mentioned it to me. I
tried it and I've moved a billion times and it works.
It forces you to get this part over with quicker.

Speaker 10 (01:08:48):
Yeah, like the box comes to zone like nightstand, Yes, because.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
You will procrastinate and by having stuff out, even if
you're walking by and you're like, oh you know where
this can go? This can go over here, Yeah, and
you just find yourself putting those things away and just
get it over with.

Speaker 10 (01:09:03):
And I'm one bit worse because once the box is unpacked,
Andy will take it and like break it down. I'm like, oh,
like we might need that, we don't need it done
with that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
One of the coolest things I bought. I bought one
of those things that I keep seeing on Instagram, those
little like cardboard box saus that cut up that cut boxes.
You can instead of breaking them down for the recycle bin,
I cut him into like little squares. It's like any
box that he had a house one because it goes
zip zip, zip, just done.

Speaker 10 (01:09:32):
Is it so fun?

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Oh it's megafun because if you do it manually it
takes an hour.

Speaker 19 (01:09:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Oh yeah, it sucks. It's awesome. Yeah, I'll tell you
which one I got. I'll let you borther the one because.

Speaker 10 (01:09:42):
Like I was gonna say, we could still use it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
It's so good. This box chat reminds me it's super
funny but also really depressing. My aunt was married and
had this beautiful house then got divorced and had to
move into a really small apartment. So she was in
mega denial for five years before she unpacked because she
started decorating her boxes. She would put pictures on top

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of them.

Speaker 10 (01:10:04):
Top, and she would put plants on top of them.
I wouldn'tlies on top of you are decorating your boxes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
What was she denying though? That she was getting it
back with her husband to live there forever. I don't
know that her lifestyle was over. That's it was so
funny but so sad.

Speaker 10 (01:10:23):
Did she paint like faces on them in top?

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
No, just plants, pictures, random stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:10:28):
So scary.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
What about your weekend cheers and jeers?

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Sammy? My cheers is.

Speaker 13 (01:10:34):
To finding out that I have access to the NFL
Sunday ticket for the season and I didn't know this
whole time. I mean, it's a little bit of a
jears that I found out week four because.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Are you not paying for it included with something?

Speaker 9 (01:10:49):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
YouTube TV?

Speaker 13 (01:10:51):
Right if you have that, which somebody else is logged
in on my TV and has been, but I don't
ever use it and I don't really ever pay attention
to it, and it's on there, so the person.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
Using your YouTube TV must have signed up for Sunday Ticket.
So the person you're sharing the password with, Yesoat Willie. Yeah,
he didn't even know he had it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 13 (01:11:13):
I was like, are you serious? I'm finding this out
right now. He's like, oh, I guess I do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Oh wait, So that's the person that's been sharing your
YouTube TV password.

Speaker 12 (01:11:21):
No, but it's his. She's been using Oh, you've been
using his.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Say how modern? How modern? Like you're taking care of
something for him now?

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
Right, So I'm pretty excited about it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
I can't say my YouTube TV it's his. You're borrowing
and borrowing. You're using someone's past when you found out
that he has it, that's a that's that's another.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
Access to it the whole time it was logged in
on my TV.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
That's another pet peeve.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
There are certain things when when you're asking to like, okay,
so Gina has uh lotion skin lotion over there, and
I have this one little dry spot and I'm not
a lotion guy, right no, but it's bad enough I
need a little lotion. I didn't go over there. Hey,
can I borrow some of your lotion? Because I'm not
giving that back. It's not borrowing, borrowing the YouTube password.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
I never even went to YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
I didn't say that you did it, just it reminded
me of another because there's hey.

Speaker 12 (01:12:18):
Can I can I borrow girls to borrow tampons all
the day?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Borrow tampon?

Speaker 10 (01:12:25):
I do need it back, however, I mean, I guess they.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Can return a new, unused one and you know in
its place. Yeah, how about how about you does use it?

Speaker 10 (01:12:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:12:35):
And my gears is to my dog being at my
feet all weekend when I don't know she's there, and
I don't know if it's because she's getting older so
her reflexes are slower. But I was putting something up
on the high cabinet in the kitchen and when I
came down, she was right at my feet where I
was coming down, and I like kind of landed on
her somewhere, but I didn't see and she may just

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like sound and then I was like, oh.

Speaker 12 (01:12:58):
My god, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 13 (01:12:59):
She was fine, But then I almost stepped on her
three other times because monster right at my.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
Feet all weekend for some reason, she loves you.

Speaker 13 (01:13:06):
Yeah, happened where she doesn't move or she's in the way,
Like how old is she? She'll be thirteen month.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Dude, I'll yell the dog because she'll do that sometimes,
like what, I like, why are you right here?

Speaker 16 (01:13:20):
Sorry?

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
I love you?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
No, No, she's she's thinking.

Speaker 5 (01:13:24):
That I'm getting something for her and I'm not. I'm
just going about my business doing like some kind of
chore or Aaron type thing. I go, yo, Cassie, get
the f out of the way. She's like looking at me, like,
what the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
What are you doing? Right? Sammy's dog is the type
of dog you step on it and you kill it, exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:13:44):
I freaked out when I was like, oh my god,
I don't know, but I mean, she was fine.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
But seventeen years old, it's getting older.

Speaker 11 (01:13:51):
Do you need to release those dog pills already? It's
next year they need her. But what it's supposed to
prolong your dog's life?

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
My dog ten?

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Yea, yeah, Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 12 (01:14:04):
So my cheers goes to my mom.

Speaker 17 (01:14:05):
It was her birthday over the weekend, and it's just
it was a very reflective weekend of how lucky I am.

Speaker 12 (01:14:10):
To have her in my life, Like she's my best friend.
I'm just she's joking serious.

Speaker 10 (01:14:16):
She said that before I'm.

Speaker 17 (01:14:19):
Such a softy, especially with my mom, but I'm just
so grateful every year that I have with her. My jeers, though,
buckle in because it's kind of this new conspiracy theory
that I've created, so you know, create it. Okay, well
that's probably true. So you know my phone got stolen,
what five six weeks ago? Yeah, yeah, snatch out of
my person of home goods, right, Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Yes, I would never go back there, don't let the factor.

Speaker 17 (01:14:43):
I turned everything off of it, been tracking it right, Okay,
Over the weekend it shows up in China. Okay, I
had a feeling that would happen eventually, like they sell
it for parts, right, Yeah, But then I get this
text menace.

Speaker 12 (01:14:56):
You'll see this.

Speaker 17 (01:14:56):
It's from Apple Pay and they almost fooled me, like
I almost clicked on it and logged in. But it's
basically saying like your iPhone twelve Promax is trying to
pay for something in China, like log in and do
all this blah blah blah. Yeah, So jeers to these
stupid losers that are trying to still get my phone
six weeks later. Okay, here's my conspiracy theory. I think
it's Apple people. What if employees of Apple are hired

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to go steal phones, so you have to spend like
twelve hundred dollars a new one, and then they take
it China to the kid that made it, and it's
like a full circle thing.

Speaker 11 (01:15:30):
That's a super dumb theory. But the other theory I have,
I kind of have a theory. Yeah, and you can't
name the place, but where your phone was being held
before I went to China. Yeah, I think that might
be a hub, a shop where they're bringing all the
phones before it gets sent off to China.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Who are you protecting? Minutes? Jeez it. Yeah, I don't
want a story. Well, no, no, I mean because it's
just a theory.

Speaker 12 (01:15:57):
Yeah, ok, yeah, so I don't want to well, conspiracy
theory theory.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
So there's a.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Video that I saw for the weekend. I think it's
pretty cool. I'm learning more about the different things that
iPhones have been doing forever that I've just never op yet.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
And so if you lose your phone, you can do
basically set up an automated sequence of things that will happen.
So if you text your own phone, like you can
go on find my whatever. But people are smart enough
that they have ways that they can disable to do
different things. Yeah, this is pretty interesting where you can
set up this whole automated sequence of stuff where if

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you text your own phone your own number lost, getting
a text that has that word makes the volume go
full up, turns all the bluetooth on, turns these different things,
make all these things happen. And then and then it
also will automate where it texts you back it's current location,
like to whatever whatever number you've just texted lost from. Yeah,

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it's I will. The guy goes through it really quickly.

Speaker 18 (01:16:58):
It's just like this whole like aren on Bluetooth and
Wi Fi enable low power mode, send your iPhone's location
to a trusted contact, and set the volume to one
hundred percent to make it easier to hear if you
call it open the shortcuts app, create a new shortcut
and name it lost iPhone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
So I mean, it goes through this whole thing. I'll,
I'll past the video.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
It's pretty but you can set all kinds of crazy
automated things. And it's one of those your phone does
so much and you have no idea all the different things,
and now it's like I'm kind of kind of I'm
very underwhelmed by the new phone. Yeah, it's like, okay, well,
what else can this thing do?

Speaker 9 (01:17:33):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I'm just looking because people go, oh, here's something else
you can do with iPhones.

Speaker 10 (01:17:36):
Why don't they make that clearer to their users, like
all these little tips.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
I'm sure they do, but they do so many things
like do you know all the things that your computer
is capable of?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Do you know all the things?

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
If you don't, because nobody goes to they don't read
through anything. They're not reading through the user manuals of things. Yeah,
they just take you know, whatever it is, open it up,
quick start guide, and that's pretty much it. Yeah, but
this this automated thing is pretty cool.

Speaker 10 (01:18:00):
I'll uh, I want to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
I will share it right now on our Instagram story.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Are there any tips on not getting spam texts? I
mean the new operating system kind of just puts it
on the folder for you. Now, okay, yeah, you have
you updated?

Speaker 14 (01:18:15):
You have not?

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Oh yeah updated? I just have the story you could see.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
And again, it's one of those videos you're gonna have
to watch, uh and then pause and stop and because
he goes pretty quickly, but it's pretty neat some of
the stuff that you can you can set up kind
of like with your your home assistant from Amazon, your word.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
See your a word.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
You could set up all these things with just keywords.
Like in our house, if you say good night, it
does things with lights, it does the security system, it
does all make sure because we have like one of
those garage door opener closed or remote things, so.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
You can close the Yeah, everything closed.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Yeah, it'll check to make sure the garage door is closed,
that the any of these automated locks that we have.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Yeah, yeah, just say good night and then it does.
Did you said it?

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
Like when I say good night? These are the things
you're gonna do.

Speaker 10 (01:19:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
All the lights in the house that are on, you know,
it turns them all off. Yeah, even when I have
it set up now that if our alarm goes off
at our house, like the security alarm, all the lights
in the entire house come on.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Like it just lights the house up. Christmas tree, oh,
like a Christmas tree. It does all these things.

Speaker 10 (01:19:25):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
And uh, yeah, you could set up.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
I'm not going to go through all the different automated
stuff I have for security, but you could do a
lot of cool stuff is the points I tell it individually,
like turn off these lights. You can just say good
night and good night and all the lights off. It'll
set your you could set it to when you say
good night. It sets the you know, thermostat to whatever
it can. Make sure that this is done, the doors

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are locked, and all these things that you'll worry about.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
You to have Mario set that up. School. Sorry about
your Chargers, Jeff, Hey, good morning, what are you? Good morning, squad,
and happy Monday everybody.

Speaker 19 (01:20:04):
We'll get to the Dodgers playoff scenario in about forty
five seconds or so.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
But let's go ahead and start with the Rams. What
an ending yesterday at so five. This got out well
too and it's too too good bye.

Speaker 19 (01:20:18):
Rams beat the Colts in a thriller. They get the
Niners on Thursday Night football, one of my Chargers. They
took their first loss of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
It was a matter of.

Speaker 19 (01:20:25):
Time before my Chargers started charging more O line injuries.
No protection for Herbert, plus he threw a couple interceptions.
By the way, Giants quarterback Jackson Dart ruined the Madison
Beer good luck charm. He trolled Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert
by posting a pick of Madison Beer, who is Justin
Herbert's girlfriend, on a social media page. It worked, which sucks,

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But at the end of the day, Justin Herbert still
wins because he gets to go home to Madison Beer.
Got a couple Monday Night football games tonight, Jets and
Dolphins at four fifteen, Bengals and Broncos at five point fifteen.
Another major NFL announcement yesterday, Back Bunny's gonna be playing
the Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
He's gonna absolutely kill it up in the Bay Area.
Onto baseball now.

Speaker 19 (01:21:06):
The Dodgers won their fifth game in a row yesterday,
and O'tani closed out the season with another record.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
There is a high drive left center field. It is
gone show, hey, Old.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Tony continues to rewrite the record books.

Speaker 19 (01:21:25):
That is the single season Dodgers home run record number
fifty five for Otani.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Dodgers and red starts the playoffs tomorrow.

Speaker 19 (01:21:33):
There was supposed to be the Mets, like I said
on Friday, but they choked and Cincinnati took advantage and
punched the last wildcard spot.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Dodgers are five and one versus the Reds this season.

Speaker 14 (01:21:43):
Would he show?

Speaker 19 (01:21:44):
But that doesn't mean, crap man. The season starts over
tomorrow night. Have a great Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
I'm Jeff G. And it's SoCal sports. Jeff G. Everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
This is so In golf, the Ryder Cup took place
over the weekend in New York.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
And after the first two days of competition, things were
bad for Team USA.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
Now, I'm just going off of what I know on this,
So for all you golf heads out there, yeah, yeah, hurt.
I'm not a huge I like top golf and things
like that. I don't follow I don't follow golf, but
this has been making news since I know a little
bit enough enough to tell you what was going on.
Team Europe had like a huge league, right, which I

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didn't like. I don't even know how they were judging
its points, right, So Team Europe was like twelve to
five in the league. Team USA was on the comeback
and they got as close as three and a half points.
Team You're upheld on for a win that give him
their seventh win in the last ten tournaments. So they're

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good there now. The play kept getting delayed on Saturday
because the crowd wouldn't stay quiet. Rory McElroy was putting, Yeah, now,
I know his uh, I know his name. I've heard
of him right, super famous. Now. The one thing with
like tennis and golf, I always think it's so weird
you have these guys like look at Major League Baseball.

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They're trying to hit a ninety plus mile an hour
pitch with a round ball, round bat and people are screaming, screaming,
taking pictures, yelling all kinds of stuff and they can
still manage to do that. I think you can hit
a putt if people are chattering or what. Now this
is a little bit above and beyond that. He was
getting full on heckled like throughout the day. And here's

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how it sounds, so like whenever whenever he would approach
the ball, someone would heckle him. And then there's full
on like booing and carrying on and an.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Incredibly vocal out here in the staftoon.

Speaker 14 (01:23:47):
And I have to say, I don't think Rory's looking
at the Jeffrey now just asking people a set so.

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
Hear that in the background. Yeah, you mean to tell me,
I like, if I'm a professional golfer, I can't focus
through that and make the putt. It's gotta be I know,
it's got to be completely silent to where all the
commentators and the people they can't even just.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Put the ball man, Yeah, just put it. Getting it's
getting a little out of here and out here right now.

Speaker 20 (01:24:21):
So if they lay time over that, if there's any
bios out there looking for a bit of trouble, this
is a game they're gonna common look for exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
So later today he sank one turned to the gallery,
pointed and said a few three times, yeah, if you,
if you, if you, and uh yeah, but you know
his team won, so yeah he got the last laugh
on that one.

Speaker 11 (01:24:47):
You ever see when they do the Waste of Management
event and people just get hammerd It's like the Coachella
of golf.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
People are just just so torn.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
Now that that would make it more interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like all that, that's.

Speaker 11 (01:25:00):
Why for so stuffy and all the like, you know,
the purist and golf are gonna hate this. That's why
I like Live Golf a little bit more because they
try to make it more of a fun Yeah you
have like DJs.

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
And stuff flore style.

Speaker 16 (01:25:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Yeah, just because it's the.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Way you've always done things doesn't mean it's the way
you should always do things.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Yeah, it's weird how those distant boos. You can tell
the European just by the boom. Yeah yeah, but this
is this was a long island, right, But I'm assuming
these are europe fans.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
But why would they be Why would they be booing
their own guy?

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
No, what are you talking about? Because those europe fans
they're brewing ry, they're booing him.

Speaker 10 (01:25:39):
Well that's the assumption, is he That was the assumption.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
But what team is he on?

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
He's Irish?

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
I was saying, like, they're not going to boo their
own dude. Yeah, but there's like multiple there's a there's
like I don't know how to explain it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
I'm saying, why would they boo him? That's why he
got the last laugh because his team won. I'm just
saying they've been boot him to other day. It's they
sounded like European fa're right, right, they're not. They're long island.
You know, knuckle Dragons. I mean as much as knuckle
Dragger is going to be watching golf, that is one thing.
It's like you either get the guys who are like
super stuffy, like the doctor Lawyer's kind of crowd, or
you get the total golf bro. You know beer, it's

(01:26:18):
more about beer and you know making bets and yeah, true, yeah,
it's it's it's one of the two groups.

Speaker 10 (01:26:25):
I love when those two groups have to get together.
Yeah it's caddy shack.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
Now more jeers. Whoever thought this was a good idea.
They were trying to get the US fans to do
these group chants, like dude, it's golf, right, like you
see it like in soccer. They'll have the group chance
yeah right, and the whole stadium goes crazy. Well, they
have these two dopes with microphones instructing the crowd like
school children, on how to do a chant to the

(01:26:51):
beat of We Will Rock You. Okay, Now the woman
who starts here, her count is offbeat. I mean it's
it's a mess. Yeah, it's to mess. Here's how that went.

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
We go one, two, clap, one to clap.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
All right, here gores Scotty Scotty shambler.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Oh god right, all right, hold on, I'm gonna.

Speaker 12 (01:27:21):
Let the forefathers try this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
So here comes the other guy. We're gonna rte this
one more time. It doesn't work, we'll do a juicy
t shamba one right.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
He won the whole crown rock in you stop in
rocket Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
The bleachers right here one more time?

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
Shut out?

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
What two great that Scotty Scott Cheffer. Oh my god, God,
you're embarrassed for them, right, I thought they were gonna
do Bryson Shambo. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
It was the American people on the text. It wasn't
Americans booing Rory because yeah, why would they boo their
own guys?

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Right? That sounded like a European.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Because the Steelers played in Dublin. Yeah they play, and
apparently because I had a bunch of friends who were
there and they were like saying, like they were explaining
the rules of football to the crowd, like so like
get an hour before kickoff, They're like, this is what
happens here, this is what a first down is, this
is what whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
I remember when uh, the Rams were still in St. Louis.
This is when I was living there.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
The fans were so bad that they had to tell
the crowd when they were supposed you know, like an
applause signed and a live taping of something. This is
like this is where you get loud. It's it's third
down for the other team, you know, and like that's
that's when we really need you Rams fans to step
up and make as much noise as possible. It was
so embarrassing as anybody who knows anything about football, like

(01:28:55):
you should know that. But they they were like giving
away so many tickets because they couldn't sell it, just
to try to get people in the dome that you
know the Edward Jones done where they were playing at
the time, Like these people were showing up with like
I don't know what yet it was a.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Free ticket take it was homeless person.

Speaker 5 (01:29:11):
It kind of reminded me of that whole like where
they're trying to get these people to do that we
will rock you thing. It's like, oh god, eight seven
seven four wood send us your text over to two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Returns right after these messages The Woody Show show.

Speaker 20 (01:29:29):
All right, welcome back everybody down Tomorrow we're gonna have
a full recap from Sea Bass as to what happened
this past weekend at the Folesome Street Fair in San Francisco.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
We've talked about this for those of you who are
maybe new or to the show, are never you know,
every year we had recap from them. It's something you gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
You gotta hear it to believe Yeah, I gotta tell you, you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
Don't got to see it to believe it. But now
I know it's a real thing I first heard about.
I'm like, there's no way that's real, and no actually
is real. Yeah, you know, every city will have street fairs, festivals,
things like that. It might be like, you know, Italian
heritage whatever, whatever it might be. Yeah, right, this is
like it's just all the freaks come outs. It's it's

(01:30:15):
freak of the week on the on the streets.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
You would not think it's real.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
It's a live sex. It's people doing things just right
there out in public.

Speaker 10 (01:30:22):
It's weird treating each other like a hand puppet.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, all kinds of weird folks. But anyway,
Sea Bass goes there because of course it's great people
watching and great people speaking, and he goes and he
talks to some of these people. Now I have some
preview clips that he emailed me last night, So before
this is, this is what we're gonna have an addition
to his full recap of what he saw and experienced

(01:30:48):
at the at the Folsome street fair. Now, this first one,
and I haven't heard these clips yet because I wanted to.
I wanted to discover them with you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
But this is from this past weekend. Guess what's happened.
That's all he's told me on this one. I don't
know what it is yet personally, Okay, but we're going
to find out. Guess what's happening.

Speaker 7 (01:31:06):
No, deeper, No, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
She's wearing a short glove.

Speaker 7 (01:31:11):
Oh, you don't want her wrist to get dirty.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
Exactly because she's wearing a beautiful outfit, which I'm sure
is annoying to clean loub off of.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Yes, okay, okay, one, I think we can figure it out.
Go deeper, Yeah, she has a short glove.

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
Deeper, No, she's doing she's probably you know, you know
how like when you buy new plants and shrubs and
things like that, and you take them out of the
little plastic thing that they have on the bottom where
the roots are, and you have to dig a hole
before you plant it and whatever, so it.

Speaker 10 (01:31:38):
Will take Yeah, I think that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
Maybe the hole where they're going to transport that new
plant into is too shallow, yeah, and so like you
don't want to get your hands dirty, so like you know,
that's why you gotta have the gloves.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Yeah, that's probably good.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
Deeper because otherwise it won't take and dies.

Speaker 10 (01:31:53):
Yeah, I think they're all arborists.

Speaker 14 (01:31:57):
Deep.

Speaker 7 (01:31:58):
No, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
She's she's wearing a short glove.

Speaker 7 (01:32:02):
Oh you don't want to her wrist to get dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Exactly because she's wearing a beautiful outfit, which I'm sure
is annoying to clean loob off of.

Speaker 11 (01:32:07):
Yes, yeah, crazy because they're so proud of all this,
because they're just openly talking to seabets.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Ms.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
Yeah, guys, there is no shame in the Fulsome Street
Fair game.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
They're just they're just isn't But he's so concerned about
her outfit.

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
It's not you know, it's not just stuff like that.
There is a person I guess, operating a called the
Little's Booth. Now, these are the adults that go around
pretending to be kids, pretending.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
To be babies.

Speaker 10 (01:32:36):
Yeah, yeah, the adult babies.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
And so this is the woman or the person I
should I don't know if it's a woan or not.
It just has Littles Booth operator Fullsome Street Fair twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
The type I just saw being changed. She didn't look
like it was very poopy or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
No, No, that one was just wet and for for
stuff like this, it's very considerate to not do the
poop stuff like you.

Speaker 7 (01:32:57):
Don't want to get poop all over the playpen.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Yeah, exactly, like a lot of us.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
I don't enjoy it. Okay, God, so there's the little booth.

Speaker 10 (01:33:07):
No, I'm asking you what. I now realize it's a
stupid question. But they get changed in public. Yeah, of course,
just making sure.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
Now every year Sea Bass seeks this one area out
because I think he's the most fascinated by it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
I think I know what you mean.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
Which one the pool? Yes, it's the urine pool.

Speaker 10 (01:33:28):
Yes, you know, he gets he calls it the p oo.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Yeah, and so I think he found it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:34):
Is there an a point where you empty out the
pool because it gets too full?

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
Only at the end of the day, we feel we
empty it out at the end of the day into
the name.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Of the act.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Who's the actor Harvey Fires I don't know, he ran
the people, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's the same guy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Yeah, he's there. He's out there every year.

Speaker 7 (01:33:55):
Is there an a point where you empty out the
pool because it gets two full?

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Only at the end of the day. We feel empty
it out at the end of the day into the
porta potties. That's required by the health department. That's what
they want us to do.

Speaker 10 (01:34:07):
Yes, suddenly the health departments involved.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
Sometimes the health department pays very little attention to this
whole thing because it's one of those where do you
even start?

Speaker 10 (01:34:15):
Do they sell food at this thing?

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
Great question? Yeah, they have bands and stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:34:20):
All Health department applying. Correct.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
The actual organizers of the Fulsome Street Fair appreciate us.
We help people, you know, avoid the long lines and
and and have a good time and keep the people
from bommy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
All the trees are.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
On the street.

Speaker 11 (01:34:35):
Okay, they appreciate them because they're helping it's environmental.

Speaker 5 (01:34:39):
Yeah, no, I mean, as Sea Bass mentioned when we
were talking about his weekend plans and go on the
fulsom Street Fair, he did remind us that they do
like plastic wrap all the trees, all the parking meter,
mailboxes and everything because people, you know, it's cleanly who finish.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Finish on everything finished from above.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
There was one picture from the Fulsome Street Fair one
year where it was a guy leaning up against a
brick wall. Do you remember this one Greg leaning up
against a brick wall getting a mouth party from another
dude right and there's a cop standing right next to them,
just kind of like one of those cops. It's like
watching the crowd, but not oblivious. I'm sure he knew
what was going on, But what's he going to do?
That's not what we're here for. So this guy is

(01:35:24):
getting a mouth party right there on the street street
as he's, you know, leaning up against a brick wall.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Right there.

Speaker 10 (01:35:31):
And I'm looking at random pictures from the street fair.
It looks very well attended. I mean it's like shoulders, shoulders.

Speaker 5 (01:35:37):
What do you want to hear next the new resident,
the latex body suit with gas mask or older chain couple?
Look at the old people, the older people fullsom street fair,
A little preview now, Seabe's gonna have a full recap
for us tomorrow here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
I like to keep track of him with why he's endowed.
I have to be careful.

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
He has a big unit.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Yes, yes, okay, so let's just Gina and her husband
ever went to the folsome street fair. Literally put keep
on a chain because you know, he's too desirable that's right,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
What's to their website?

Speaker 11 (01:36:16):
The first photo I saw is a girl I used
to work with, but she was she's DJing the event.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
Okay, she's not there just for fun. Yeah, but they
they did have Hawaiian barbecue. I'm looking up the food.
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Here's the new resident at the fulsome Street fair.

Speaker 16 (01:36:31):
I just moved here, and the pheromones is strong. I'm
seeing as I don't know what to do with myself
right now, look right now, right never see that's what
I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
Yeah, so okay, dude, uh SeaBASS was sending medicine and
myself pictures.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Oh yeah, it's so foul. I don't know how you
see it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:55):
Yeah, well here, Gina, you're the You're the closest one
once you uh come because this next one, I think
is what this next clip is. So this is the
guy latex bodyseuit with gas mask. Because that's this guy.
He's got these boots on and he's having dudes come
up and just pee into them.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Look, waiters, guys into the boots.

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
Yes, he's got Look he's got these high boots on.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
It's basically what we did with the This is this.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
And then here's this guy just taking a leak into these.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Into this dude's boots walk around in that. Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:37:31):
So can you describe your outfit today?

Speaker 15 (01:37:33):
It's full, everything is locked on, and then we got
a bottle of it's a bubbler with that gets attached
to the gas mask and you're breathing bubbling, and then
you accomplished to get a little hit up poppers every
once in a while.

Speaker 10 (01:37:54):
How do you discover that this is what you're into?

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
That's what I can ask so specific decade.

Speaker 14 (01:37:59):
How do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
But how to get to the point of that guy?

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
Like it's one thing like you have, like maybe you
tried a little bit of like kink, like a little
little bond digit or something, but now it's like yeah, yeah,
now you're like all rigged up. So you get like
hit some complete with gas masks, gas masks and poppers. Okay,
so a sexual thing.

Speaker 11 (01:38:19):
I'm looking at the website again. I'm pretty sure I'm
looking at my friend's sister who's tied up.

Speaker 10 (01:38:26):
We have questions.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
I'm sure it's her, all right. Some carpenter built that
wooden device. Yeah, it's a commission piece. I'm gonna take
this to the fulsome street firs. The chick is gonna
hang on a piece of wood from it. Full disclosure.

Speaker 11 (01:38:43):
You know, I used to live in the city for
a very long time, so I know a lot of people.
And we one time we saw some photos and we
noticed our boss. Oh yeah, it was the program director
of the radio station, wearing like some leather underwear thing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Yes, looking at new people like dude, Dave, is that you?

Speaker 15 (01:39:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Yeah, look at my package? All right? Eight seven seven
forty four? What again?

Speaker 5 (01:39:10):
Complete recap tomorrow with Sea Bass when he returns Fallsom
Street Fair twenty twenty five. Also like it's one of
those see it to believe it's Yeah, absolutely, either.

Speaker 10 (01:39:22):
Smells worse this or the gathering of the Juggalos.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
The gathering, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
The gathering.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Really that's a great question. Gathering.

Speaker 10 (01:39:29):
Well, you know, as a person who the boat, we're
gonna have to ask.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
As a person who's been the both, we'll have to
ask Sea Bass. I would think because the gathering people
show up stinky.

Speaker 5 (01:39:38):
That's true, they show up stinky. They're there for days.
I think that the Falsom Street for the not camping. No,
they're there for the day.

Speaker 10 (01:39:44):
But it's such a cut the okay, so Fallsom.

Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
Street fair by the end of the day, or gathering
of the jugglos.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Yeah, that's the question. I think gathering. I would still
think the gathering. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
This for all you true crime fans out there, Gina,
looking right at you. This couple in New York had
been receiving Social Security payments despite the fact that nobody
had heard from them in years. So the police did
some digging, literally found the couple dead and buried in

(01:40:20):
their backyard. Now, their fifty three year old sons called
the local news about the story, set up an interview,
and then in the interview, confessed to killing his parents
eight years earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Huh, I have the clip of him?

Speaker 9 (01:40:36):
Please?

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Yeah, here we go. Did you kill your parents to
put them out of their misery? My concern for their
misery was paranount.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
It was a huge burden to have to face this
coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
So you alleviated that burden.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
I have to protect my Fifth Amendment right until the
right time.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
They realized what you were doing to them as it happened. Yes,
they knew that this was it for them, that they
were perishing at your hand.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Yes, and it was so quick. I did the right
thing for them based on the situation. I did my
duty to them as a son. Everything fell into place.
I don't know how it happened, it all fell into place.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Yeah, he sounds perfectly normal.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
Yeah, So the interview went for about an hour, I guess,
and then the cops were waiting and they arrest him.
So he's in jail and yeah, dude, weird.

Speaker 10 (01:41:21):
He really picked. He was really cherry picking what he
wanted to plead the fifth on me.

Speaker 7 (01:41:26):
Did you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:41:29):
That was crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:41:30):
Well I just kept Yeah, I'm not into any of
this stuff. Has there been a reasoning that women are
so drawn to it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
But the true crime?

Speaker 10 (01:41:38):
Yeah, yes, fascinating.

Speaker 12 (01:41:41):
I think it's drama.

Speaker 10 (01:41:43):
Yeah, I don't know, because I don't like soap operas
and stuff, and I don't like the you like fiction,
but the real stuff is so.

Speaker 5 (01:41:49):
Capital But like why soap opera is different than real
life stuff because it's like real life gossipy, real life drama,
real life Yeah, because.

Speaker 10 (01:41:57):
I don't watch real reality TV. But it doesn't have
to be yeah, right, But like the catfishing stuff and
the scams love this stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:42:04):
I think it's about gathering information, Like girls like to
be super aware of their surroundings and what's going on,
so you feel more prepared and scenaris of being like
oh I saw this, or I recognize that I'm prepared.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
My wife loves a good opportunity to deep dive on
something and do something. Yeah, right, there's some investigation.

Speaker 11 (01:42:21):
Ye we are gatherers, I mean yeah, because these murder
podcasts are filling our theater.

Speaker 10 (01:42:27):
Yeah saturated.

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
Well, you guys, our national nightmare is over. Sinclair and
Next Star have ended their boycott of Jimmy Kimmelive.

Speaker 10 (01:42:34):
Oh good eat.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
Sinclair said it made the decision quote after thoughtful feedback
from viewers, advertisers, and community leaders representing a wide range
of perspectives.

Speaker 10 (01:42:44):
So just advertisers.

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
So that story is over. But other people are upset.
Saudi Arabia, they're trying to clean up their image, you know,
and they've been doing things to you know, host different
big event. They're gonna be doing the WrestleMania forty three
in twenty twenty seven, and they hosted a big comedy
festival over the weekend, and the Saudi's they paid big

(01:43:07):
money to get all these big names. Dave Chappelle, Bill Bird,
Luisy k As, He's I'm sorry, Pete Davidson, Kevin Hardy,
here's a ton of names. Well, Shane Gillis. He says
that he was offered a quote significant bag to be there,
but quote I stood and took a principal stand. You
don't nine to eleven your friends. Mark Maron said, quote

(01:43:29):
how do you even promote that? From the folks that
brought you nine to eleven? The same guy that's gonna
pay them is the same guy that paid another guy
to bone saw that journalist Jamal Koshogi and put him
in an effing suitcase.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
But don't let that stop the yucks. It's gonna be
a good time. I mean fair. It was because people
are like, there is it's still happening? It did? It
happened over the weekend. It's like two weeks long. Oh
it is, it's two weeks.

Speaker 10 (01:43:53):
They said that comedians will they This is from the
Human Rights Watch. Apparently medians were paid anywhere between three
hundred and seventy five thousand to one point six million.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
So comedian Tim Dillon said that he had agreed to
do it because they'd offered him three hundred and seventy
five thousand dollars, but he was eventually uninvited after the
Saudi has heard him say quote, so what if they
have slaves, they're paying me enough to look.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
The other way.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
They don't, and so they're like they pulled his invitation.

Speaker 10 (01:44:23):
A lot of stuff. You can't say that.

Speaker 5 (01:44:24):
Yeah, it's not just slavery or nine eleven jokes. The
payday comes with a bunch of rules. The whole list
of subjects of the comedians are not allowed to touch.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
On, right, like Saudi Arabia most.

Speaker 5 (01:44:33):
Importantly, you can't say anything negative about Saudi Arabia or
its leadership.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
Who's saying this, who's saying what that?

Speaker 11 (01:44:40):
They had these rules because every comedian that I've heard
do an interview that's been called out on that they
said they haven't been.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
Of course they're saying that because there's three hundred and
seventy five thousand dollars to do one stupid set. Yeah,
and you can't say anything negative but any way shape
but you absolutely keep your mouth shut.

Speaker 11 (01:44:57):
But they like Andrew Schultz who doing this. He has
posted videos before even his set on this that kind
of like makes fun of Saudi Arabia and the Middle East.

Speaker 5 (01:45:09):
It's you know, well, show me some clips of him
doing his set where he's making fun of either the
government or there in some of these other things.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
He is doing it there in the Middle East. Yeah,
but as part of this festival. No, it's it's the
promote for him being at that festival. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:45:25):
So what I'm saying is, I'm sure there's a lot
of I'm sure there are a lot of rules.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
You got it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:31):
They have to be because they're trying to do this
to polish up their image, right, yeah, right, so it's
just certain to say, right.

Speaker 12 (01:45:39):
But worth it for the payday? I mean, would you
guys do it?

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie for that kind of money. Yeah,
I was gonna tell I was gonna try to sound good.

Speaker 10 (01:45:50):
I'm talking or one point six.

Speaker 7 (01:45:53):
There's a difference.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
You wouldn't take three seventy five.

Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
I don't know anybody who says they wouldn't sell out
for something like that has never had the opportunity to.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Because it's one of those.

Speaker 5 (01:46:03):
Situations where you think you would react in a certain
way until you're in the situation. You may sit there
all principled and things like that. Now, Mark Maren who
made all those other regula his book. Yeah, but he
wasn't invited either exactly, and he did admit because he
sucks well I'm saying, but he did admit while he
was talking about it, he did admit that. Yeah, like

(01:46:26):
he wasn't even part of the planet. Yeah, he wasn't
invited kill.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Us yeah or yeah, yeah, but chan Killis.

Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
Shan Gillis is also one of those guys who I
do see leaning more on principle. Yeah, yeah, because that
would also think maybe that's the bigger picture. Maybe it's
more like the long play. Well yeah, because you can
do the rest of your career because when he does that, So, yeah,
you're you're taking three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars now,
But there are gonna be certain areas. There're gonna be
certain people's who will never go see your show because

(01:46:55):
you went and you played that event, right, So you're
going to alienate a certain percentage. I'm not sure it
depends on your but a guy like Shane Gillis, a
guy like Shane Gillis, I think has more has more
to lose by doing it than the three hundred and
seventy five thousand dollars that he will gain. Agree, that
makes sense, yeah, right, and so the question has to
be asked. If you ask us, of course we're going

(01:47:17):
to say yes.

Speaker 14 (01:47:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
These are people that already have millions of dollars, so
it would be a different answer for them.

Speaker 5 (01:47:23):
But a lot of people are doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:47:26):
I'm looking at the A V. Club and according to them,
the comedian Atsuko Katsuka, sure Japan, usee absolutely and whatever
she has like that bull haircut you've seen her. Sure,
she said that performers can't tell jokes that to fame, degrade,
or bring into public disgrace. Saudi Arabia. It's government, royal family,
religious figures, legal system. Yes, because again that will embarrass her, scandalize.

(01:47:46):
The whole point of this is they're trying to polish
up their image, right, that's the whole point. Yeah, so yeah,
I could see why they makes sense what they're trying
to do.

Speaker 12 (01:47:56):
Those are their topics to joke about. They can find something.

Speaker 2 (01:47:59):
Else, yeah for that money, Yeah, they have to.

Speaker 5 (01:48:02):
But you know it's one of those things again where man,
you think you would you would, you would react in
a certain way until you get that opportunity and the
check is dangling right there, and you're like hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
Like, let's let somebody else figure out the problems.

Speaker 10 (01:48:20):
What about like the like live golf that was a
big one too, Like they're taking that money. It's forty
million dollars. Yeah, they're taking it. So it just depends
what your price tag is.

Speaker 12 (01:48:28):
Oh, that's huge, forty million, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:48:31):
Yeah, And do you because there's some people that they
don't they don't pay attention to stuff to the degree
where they don't even understand or care about what is
really the controversy. Yeah, like what what what the controversy
would be?

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:48:44):
Yeah, they go, you know whatever, it's a payday, Like,
of course I'm gonna go play that.

Speaker 14 (01:48:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:48:49):
But like you said, it might not even be your
principal stance. It's just, oh man, it's going to ruin
the rest of my career.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Eight seven, seven forty four. He'smbecile, He's ourbescile.

Speaker 5 (01:48:58):
Now show, all right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Now I forget. I just had it in my mind.

Speaker 5 (01:49:07):
I'm telling you, it's one of those days. Yeah, I
had in my mind what I was gonna bring up.
And now all right, and now I'm totally spacing it
really Damn was it written down?

Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
Nope? All right, nope, sure, Wasn't it just in your head?
I totally forgot. I got to write a note on
your hand. You have a note in your pocket? Yeah, Arrow, Yeah,
I h this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:49:31):
Did you ever have like the whole morning's thrown off?
And the earlier that happens in your day, the better
chance is throwing the entire day off Like I got
in this morning. It was so crazy, so busy, so hectic,
and I wasn't planning on that. There are days I
come in I know it's gonna be a crazy but man,
for whatever reason, it was out of control and I've

(01:49:51):
been out of sorts the entire morning. And now I
know it's Monday. I know it's the beginning of a week,
but damn, totally forget.

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
My whole It gets thrown off if I have to
like poop before work, because then you're like three minutes behind.
It's eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.

Speaker 5 (01:50:08):
You can set us a text over to two two
nine eight seven for Gina. Do you know diet coke
Lime is coming back? I know you're die coke fanist.
I don't care about the diet coke lime.

Speaker 14 (01:50:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:50:21):
It was launch in two thousand and four, just continuing
in twenty eighteen and it's coming back next week.

Speaker 10 (01:50:25):
It's refreshing ish. Yeah, but again I'm a purist. I
like my diet coke to taste like its original chemical flavor.

Speaker 5 (01:50:32):
Yeah, diet I mean, but it still does now just
tastes like chemicals and chemical lime.

Speaker 2 (01:50:39):
Coke zero man, Yeah, I'm with Jonas diet coke.

Speaker 9 (01:50:42):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
Speaking of beverages, I bought Woody the massive jug of
Fair Life chocolate man.

Speaker 5 (01:50:49):
Okay, or guys, make now, that's not the thirty grams
of protein version.

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
It's not now.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
They don't sell the thirty grands of protein version in
a ball. You just bought chocolate milk, Oh, I did.
It's their brand, yeah, because the same brand.

Speaker 2 (01:51:06):
Because I thought, but it's not the shockingly good deal.
I think it was like whatever five nineteen for this
huge jug, And what got me back into chocolate milk
was like whatever three fifty for eighteen? You needed a bottle.
I thought, this is a good deal, and damn it's
so good.

Speaker 5 (01:51:22):
Checked the bottle. I've not seen the thirty grams of
protein version in the biggest.

Speaker 11 (01:51:28):
Yeah, I forgot like, other than protein's good for you,
why do we want it? Because it's supposed to like
fill you up faster.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
I get protein in other ways, right, like chicken and stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:51:39):
But the hack I for dating, for dating, for dieting
is supposed to like fill you up with less food, right,
the protein, Yeah it is.

Speaker 13 (01:51:47):
Yeah, you're not supposed to get hungry sooner, like with sugar.
You'll eat it, you'll feel full, then you'll be hungry.

Speaker 5 (01:51:53):
Seeing is the eleven point five ounce bottles of the
thirty grand protein stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
But it's still good, right, I mean, yeah, it's serving
its purpose.

Speaker 10 (01:52:00):
I don't know if we can consider this a hack,
but I thought of it the other day and I've
been doing it every day. You know, the bottles you
gave us, Woody, the protein. I've been putting that in
my coffee. I mean it tastes like chocolate milk to
me what you bought, right, Yes, Okay, that's not that's
not that's the protein.

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
That's no wonder.

Speaker 11 (01:52:18):
It's so good, dude, everything protein, protein soda. Like, I mean,
you're doing that with your coffee, Gina. But that's going
to be like the new thing at Starbucks. Yeah, protein coffees.

Speaker 2 (01:52:27):
What's this term I'm hearing lately? Clean protein?

Speaker 14 (01:52:31):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (01:52:32):
Something they made up?

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
Focus?

Speaker 10 (01:52:34):
Really it probably means non chemical, like is chicken a
clean protein?

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:52:39):
So the one you bought Greg has thirteen grams of
protein per serving and then fifty percent less sugar than
the regular like chocolate milk that you again, there you go.
So there's that, and you can feel good because there's
no artificial growth hormones. You That's what it's really important.

Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
I saw that. I said, this is what I'm going You.

Speaker 11 (01:52:59):
Know that I'm addicted to that belly welly stuff. I
was so disappointed. I went to Costco. They didn't have
it yet. They only have the uh was the old
the met and mucil stuff. Still, Oh, I just remember
what I was gonna mention.

Speaker 18 (01:53:12):
Good.

Speaker 5 (01:53:12):
Okay, We continue the conversation during the break about these
comedians that were on the Saudi Arabia Tami Festival thing,
and we just used the number three hundred and seventy
five thousand because that's what one comedian Tim Dillon. It
was a range what was offered to go do the festival,
And yeah, it's a range up to God knows what
Dave Chappelle got. He probably got the one point or

(01:53:32):
whatever million to do it. And so like, no matter
what your issue is with Saudi Arabia, if you had
an issue, would you still take the money to go
do one set of stand up or whatever it is
that you do for that kind of money? And most
of us think that people, no matter how principled do
you think you are, that you would, you know, if

(01:53:54):
the check is like right there in front of you.
But then I thought to myself, because I said that
I would. But then I thought to myself as I
was taking a leak during the commercial break, I thought,
wait a minute, there's a number of things that I've
turned down, and that was like really good money. I
refuse to go to Coachella. There you go. I was
offered a crazy amount of money to go host this
one thing for one of the clients. It was just

(01:54:16):
a conversation with somebody from one of their new shows.
It was a network, right, and they were going to
chopper me down there, chopper me home as soon as
it was over, and pay me. I mean, when I
say a ton of money, it was over ten thousand
dollars for this one thing. It would take me maybe
like four hours total start to finish. And I because

(01:54:36):
I never want to go to Coachella.

Speaker 10 (01:54:38):
I said, no, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
I said no.

Speaker 5 (01:54:41):
I get offered things all the time for like the
endorsements year, Hey it's Woody, for whatever the company is.
I won't endorse any and it doesn't matter even if
I use it myself. I won't endorse a company that
involves any kind of ingestion. And Samue does because she's
the one who has to write them back a the time.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Any kind of like.

Speaker 5 (01:55:03):
Something medicines, like you know, things like that, Like there
are plenty of things I talk about, like I use
ze bound, I use that, but I'm not I'm not
going to like endorse it for a company. Or I
would use what you know, like the what's the thing
that we use for when you're congested by I told
you Greg about a yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
Do anything that you take inside your body.

Speaker 5 (01:55:24):
Because in my mind, the principle of it becomes like
we don't know down the road if someone ends up
having something really bad happened to them. I don't want
that in my mind going they got that or they
did that. Because I told them how great it was.
If it's just something I'm sharing a story, that's one thing.
But like to take money from a company to promote
something like so that's why I personally I don't feel

(01:55:45):
good about.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
So I'm really conflicted on this Saudi Arabia. I feel
like I would that's nothing, that's no. But I could
look the other way. No, but I like I feel
I feel that I would take it.

Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
But then it depends on like how strongly I felt
against whatever it is or whoever it was that was
that was offering it.

Speaker 14 (01:56:06):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
Thing, it's just your stubbornness of wanting the perfect record
of never going hour.

Speaker 5 (01:56:14):
Yeah, they picked me up. It would take about like
a forty minute or whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:56:17):
It was.

Speaker 5 (01:56:17):
Helicopter ride, which you would love, which would be fun. Yeah,
they said we would land. They bring me right over
to the thing. I would host the thing. I can
get right back on the golf card to go right
back to the car, to go right back to the helicopter.

Speaker 10 (01:56:29):
And it's not like you have crippling shyness that you.

Speaker 5 (01:56:32):
Don't know, there's no other issue there. I'm just you know,
I'm just never gonna start footing. That's I refuse this reason,
don't want to, don't want to want to spite canceled plans.
Canceled plans for are the best place. So just a
couple of examples of all like, so I don't know
it'll actually honest, Yeah, I don't know. Eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, you can't send us your text. Let

(01:56:55):
us know what do you think? Would you take the
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Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
Yeah. Kindness costs nothing, which is why so many people
don't value it. Gotta have some skin in the game, yes, come.

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(01:58:48):
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