FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 2nd 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the rethic nature of his program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody. Well, great news. It's

(00:49):
a pre Friday, not quite as good as actual Friday,
but it's a pre Friday. It's October, the second MENACE's
birthday month continues into a second day. No tell me
fire anyway. Welcome, we are the Woodi Show. Thanks for
being here giving us some of your valuable time this morning.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Glory and Flick Hey.
We got the birthday month boy himself. There's Menace Hi,

(01:10):
all right, there's Gina Gred. We got Sea Mass. Sammy
is here. Morgan our associate producer on the job this morning,
as while as Von our video producer. We got bored.
We got Menji holding things down the Woody Show production
department and you are here. That's what they do. They
hold the whole thing down because you know what, it
would fly away, It just gets too crazy. Yeah, and
everything would just like you know, like a big windstorm.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
We're just like.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, we're making a tight down.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah. Eight seven seven four if you want to call
him be part of things. Hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eight seven. Coming up
on the show this morning, we have a Fall edition
of the Glory Whole Challenge. Yeah, so Gloryhole Challenge. It's
a gloryhole, but instead of a wien are being fed
through it. That's the today. It's a Fall theme, So

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Fall theme items being fed through and then just using
the face or the mouth, can the person on the
receiving end of the glory hole determine what those fault
items are? Items? Would know all about that? So that
is coming up for you this morning. Trending news headlines.
We get some of the birthday's part of birthday. Uh,
let's see, we got the week in audio. So you asked,
we'll tell us much. What's what's happening there? Again, if

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you want to be part of any of it, phones
eight seven seven forty four or text over to two
two nine eight seven. Uh, Sammy is going out of
town for a wedding this weekend. Yes, Now, is this
is this somebody that you are like? Is it like
your friend or family member? Or is this like either?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Plus one?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Are you now the plus one for the new boyfriends,
no obligations.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Is one of my friends from high schools getting.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay because you were going like Oklahoma, right, yeah, sweete.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
He moved to Oklahoma, so that's where the wedding is.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, Oklahoma sucks, matis. Oh no, the food's good. You
say that everywhere we go. Yeah yeah, every city, Every
city says they're a food city. Yeah, yeah, it's all true.
I have not been. I I've heard. I've heard Oklahoma
City is pretty cool, like and let me tell you
what I tell you about it. Let me tell you
what I mean by pretty cool. I have a guy

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friends with, used to work with him or whatever, and
he moved there, and he said, man, life here is
rad because the cost of living is great, the people
are super nice. There's enough stuff going on. So it's
a big enough city that they have like an NBA
team for example. It's a it's a central location, so
it's easy to get to other places that you want

(03:30):
to go to either coast if you want to go there.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Just so it's so great. It's so easy to get
out of.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
But it has enough things there because it's a big
enough city to be able to host.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Yet to meet a douchebag from Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
People don't know from Oklahoma, but I bet quite a.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Few people from Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Number of times.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
You know, thats of Miami, Oklahoma, by the way, Miami, Oklahoma.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yes, And there's some really pretty areas.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
I've seen the area that they're going to get married,
and the place that we're seeing.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
The hotel's really nice. There's a lake.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's really pretty, oh hotel. I don't know, like what,
like what kind of exciting life for you leading sea
bass that you know, everything else sucks. I guess like
it makes sense when you're younger and you okay, and
then you think to yourself, dude, I got to be
in the center of all the action, and then you
kind of realize, like a lot of a lot of
stuff's kind of overrated. You're paying a lot of money

(04:23):
to be in those places that are quote the center
of the actions, the New York's, the Los Angeles.

Speaker 9 (04:28):
I agree with your with your point, Woody, and I
think Oklahoma would be a fine place to go to
retire or if you wanted to have a race of family,
a ranch, raise a family.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
But if you look forward a house.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
Yeah, but literally, like you said, they have a basketball team.
I've been the downtown. It's one of those classic downtowns
that nothing happens after ten pm.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Essentially.

Speaker 9 (04:46):
Uh again, if you are younger, it's just not an
interesting place. Everything's flat. It's either very hot or very cold,
nothing in between.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I mean, he's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah again, there's if you like it all sounds fine
than me.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
I mean, yeah, that sounds a nice place to live.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I think that that oppressed it.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
So there's no sign up again if that's if you
want to be an old dead person. It is a
absolutely fine place to go.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Things to do there, there is.

Speaker 8 (05:12):
But there's more outdoorsy things and people there too, like
to go hunting and go on lakes and all this other.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
And you could do anywhere. You could do that anywhere anyway.
So Sammy's going to Oklahoma. Yeah, good luck, dude. You
could we can bring up we could bring up anything,
and Sea Bass will find a way to crap on.
I loved half the things in Memphis, everybody's birthday list.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
That everybody's good at something you just stick in the
mud is not a valid argument.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
But when you say you can hunt and go to
the lake anywhere, not really, Yeah, anywherehere really, I don't
have a lake youwear From North Florida to Oregon, there's
pretty much any of that.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
I can't hunt outside the studio.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
You could urban hunters do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, people get
hunted down and you know what I'm saying, Like, you know,
they don't they don't choot animals. They should animals. Yeah.
I've never set foot in Oklahoma. Yeah, I just think
I would like to go. I just think some of
these places get a get a bad rap because people
have this idea of what they think, you know, they

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need or what they think they should be doing.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
That's more like it what they should be doing.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
And you overlook certain things where you could have a
really good quality of life.

Speaker 9 (06:20):
Look, I don't disagree with any of that, but to know,
but you know, to be awesome is a lie. It's again,
it's the same as anywhere, isn't that?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Isn't that subjective?

Speaker 9 (06:28):
Again, like I said, if you want to be an old,
subjective person with a ranch, it's to.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Be fine for that. But again, you could do that
anywhere from against North Florida to Oreon. Or if you
want to buy a two bed, two bath house thirteen
forty six square feet for one seventy nine.

Speaker 9 (06:41):
You could do that in Oklahoma, that's again, but so Alabama, Mississippi, Tuking, Tennessee,
anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's it's fine, it's it's the same as all those places.
All right. So you're going to this wedding, I am yes.
Just make sure is it an open bar?

Speaker 6 (06:54):
I'm sure it would.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Did you have to pick a meal or is it
going to be a buffet?

Speaker 6 (06:58):
I think I picked a meal.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Hate those? Do you you like buffets at weddings? Yes?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Yeah, I like just about going back.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, because they played everything way ahead of time. The
mashed potatoes always get that kind of like cross on
the top of the pipe them onto the plate. Yeah,
I don't like this. The steak has never done exactly
how you ordered it. Und abortions are kind of small.
I'd rather just go up, get your food, sit down.
I mean, it's just more of like a casual that
unless you're first to the buffet, it takes so long.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
You got to be called by table.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, get called by table, DJ or band you.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Know, I don't know my guests would be DJ, but
I don't.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yes, Okay, bands always blow so dumb at a wedding.
They blow.

Speaker 8 (07:40):
And I know they're very into country music, so I mean,
I'm sure that all love the music.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Play. Yeah, you're gonna do a dosey dome?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Yeah, maybe is your boyfriend going he is going?

Speaker 9 (07:53):
Here's what I'm nervous, he's going to propose?

Speaker 10 (07:58):
No, is that the govern shutdown in TSA?

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Am I gonna get stuck in the report?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
No? Forever we had we had people on the text
yesterday saying that no, man, I flew out this morning TSA.
No problem because they're still working.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Right, Yeah, they're just pissed.

Speaker 8 (08:14):
More time goes on, the more likely people are gonna
call in sick or not going in.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
You pre check?

Speaker 8 (08:20):
I do have pre check and fine, okay, clear, yeah,
clear pre check even on the way home.

Speaker 10 (08:25):
I'm a little worried because then that's even further into.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I think the whole thing will get figured out sooner
than yeah, because these guys, I mean, it looks bad
on all of them, right, Yeah, I would think yeah,
they'll they'll they'll figure it out. And speaking of your
boyfriend proposing, which is gonna happen in a matter of days,
I think that is so lame when people do that
at weddings like let me steal the thunder.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
You pay for all the food, all the ambiance, all
the decors, all the stuff, and I'll just come on
in with that's a move.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Now, if you're a frequent traveler and you've got TSA
pre check, this is this is good news. Pre check
is about to get even faster because they have announced
and they've already started it select airports. It's a faster
pre check line really yeah, pre check plus So yeah, exactly.
So you have to show you still got to do
your you know, your boarding past your ID for the
faster line, but you don't have to show anything but

(09:18):
your face. So it's just your face. They're using the
facial comparison technology. Yeah. So it captures live footage of
you walking into the airport and checking your bags. China,
here we come. And I'm fine with it. Then don't
use it. I'm all about option. I'm just waiting for

(09:39):
the people to say that. So it captures live footage
you walking to the airport checking your bags, and it
compares it to a photo that you submitted for TSA
pre check. And they're already using this. Fifteen airports already
doing it. So La Vegas and like you know, thirteen others.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
But okay, you're already on camera. Who cares, They're always
on it.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
So there's nothing more that you have to sign up
to get this.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
It just is if you have check exactly.

Speaker 11 (10:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, yeah, because you already had your picture did Yeah,
you've done all that stuff. So they're watching me sneak
my vape in the air, Yes, they're.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Watching you put your little foot under the suitcase.

Speaker 9 (10:15):
I just got Clear like a month or two ago,
and I loved its lovely and everything. However, for some
reason the other the I didn't sign up with my
pre check. It wasn't on my boarding pass.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
So I'm like, dude, you know I'm going to be
a clear guy.

Speaker 12 (10:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:27):
And then and then he goes, oh, yeah, I'll clear
you right ahead to the non pre check line with.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
The stupid shoes.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
And then because I didn't have it, I, for whatever reason,
like that particular boarding pass didn't have my info on.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
It, walk you right to the front clear should They.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Won't not without.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
Yeah, they'll walk into the front over to the loser
line with all the people taking their shoes off and crap.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
But yeah, okay, thought I thought Clear was just another
version of pre check. You have to it has to
be clear plus pre check. You know, it's great because
when you have see now, I have both. I signed
up for TSA pre check and Clear because sometimes the
TSA pre check lines how long and when you go
to clear, they'll put you at the front of the
TSA pre check satisfying. That is mega satisfying. That's good.

(11:15):
I got pre check. Note, well I got better than
I also saw that they are, uh, They're now going
to allow you to have your US passport on your
Apple wallet. Please. So they just they just announced that
so you'd be able to travel. I mean theoretically just
with your phone.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
You think that easier to to fake and like you
think that that's going to be.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
The problem, and they have other things, you know as
part of the passes on your wallet. Yeah, correct, Yeah,
so they that's that's going to be an option. Yeah.
But I have TSA pre Check, I have Clear. I
think I'm gonna get global entry, even though I'm not
an international traveler. I think I'll do it.

Speaker 13 (11:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, will you ever use this?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Go to the bibe one time a year, I go
to Mexico, but just just to have you never know
where you're gonna need one.

Speaker 9 (11:59):
It is convenient down when you come back from Mexico,
do they make you stand in line or just breeze through?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Well, it's kind of a load of questions. Yeah, yeah,
I just breezed through.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
He knows people.

Speaker 9 (12:12):
That is a nice thing about Global Entry is it's
it's just it's the same thing where it's just your
you scan your face, boom, you're done.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
My friend has a little entry. I don't, and coming
back from Iceland, she was like, where are you like,
I'm still in an hour long line. I wish today.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
I can't wait to use mine. That's what I got
Global Entry.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Eight seven seven forty. I don't care why you listening,
because you love it. Listening great as long as you're
listening this show all right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it
is it pre Friday? It's October the second anything interesting?

Speaker 14 (12:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Today is bring your Bible to school day. I forgot
that's a good way to get your ass kicked. I
still saw a Bible and a Book of Mormon in
the last marriad. I was in, you don't have a
family Bible? Best they still do? We do menace.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
My grandmother showed me our family Bible, which is a
one hundred and fifty years old damn. And it's got like,
you know, my great great great grandfather's.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Wedding. Oh, another exciting one. Sorry, it's National Produce missing day. Okay, no,
I mean, what's the It's got your great great great
grandfather father's wedding ceremony.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
Right, ashes wedding ceremony. And it's it's in the big
it's it's the three feet.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Thick Oh damn. Wow, fancy big old Bible. Does it
have its own table? Oh?

Speaker 9 (13:31):
My grandmother keeps it in on like a pillowcase.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Okay, all right, all right, it's National Name your car day. Okay, yeah,
I did my car has a name? Yeah? Oh Yam Kapor.
Oh yeah, that's resident.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
You don't say happy young.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Kapoor by the way, But so what is Yam Kapor.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
It's the one where you atone for your sins. You
don't eat all day. So I'm going to be so
pleasant and you, uh, you basically go around apologize to
everyone for how I've wronged them.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'm sorry. Well we can do that later in the show.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
I hope that you hope you'll be inscribed in the
Book of Life. Another year.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Can you do me a favorite? Can you like make
some notes? Think about how you've wronged each one of us? Yeah,
that's a lot. We keep waiting for this. Look if
you're if you're a good Jew, you'll do it. No
sarcastic stither, Okay, yeah, think about each person and how
you've wronged. Now I'm going to and that that would
be I'm coport good. It's good. And if you need hints,
keep in mind you're a slobs menace. Yes. Today in history,

(14:33):
it was today, in nineteen eighty five, that screen legend
Rock Huts and died of aides. Oh he was fifty
nine years old. First major celebrity to die from complications
from the disease. Okay, which remember how excited you were,
which until then had been just considered a gay play.
So yeah, right, think about that.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Yeah, I didn't realize that that's what he died of.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Really mega famous for dying of aids, famous.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
For being in movies with Doris Day.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well that's tell. And it was today in nineteen fifty
that the Peanuts cartoon strip by Charles Schultz debut. All right,
very exciting, all right, menas what's happening in the World
of Entertainment.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Okay, this will be the very very very very last
time we bring this up, but this is the final
story when it comes to this coldplay kiss cam, just
real quick. The X CEO and his wife, they are
still together. They're out in the publics, people are a
spying them. They're still wedding, wearing their wedding rings and

(15:37):
all kinds of stuff. So I don't really know what's
going on there. But of course we heard from the
his ex coworker, the chick that he was hugging up on,
and she's confirmed with her ex husband that they were
separated at the time. So don't know what the situation
with the CEO is. But he is still with his wife,
so okay. But the chick that did like hug up

(16:00):
on the on the CEO did say like she was
acting inappropriately, so maybe I don't know, like he was
behind her, so I think maybe he was the one
being inappropriate on that one got caught.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
If together they go out and rob a bank and
that makes the news, we're not gonna talk.

Speaker 7 (16:16):
Yeah, we're not going to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
Yeah, if they do, that's it. If they do murder, suicide,
talk about Okay. Another person that we absolutely love. His
name is Jeremy Alan White.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Jeremy, Yeah, he's from the Bear.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
He's from the Bear.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
And I don't know if he saw this, Greg, do
you see what the movie that he's doing Springsteen?

Speaker 7 (16:40):
The Springsteen Movie? And he said it was tough to
act like the Boss and sing like the Boss. I
didn't realize he was gonna sing like the Boss. And
I saw some things of flash up on the screen
just recently on television as we're doing the show, and
the critics not loving a singing.

Speaker 15 (16:58):
No way, it must be pretty at Yeah, it took
me months to rehearse. Yeah, what's just saying that badly?
Let his face with Dylan kind of set the standard,
like you have to be you have to shallow it up.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
The Bear I keep hearing about. Is this something that
I would enjoy?

Speaker 16 (17:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
So boring? Keep hearing comedy. It's not a comedy at all.
It's funny a kitchen like, right, it's a restaur restaurant.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
I'll give it first season, all right?

Speaker 17 (17:26):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (17:27):
It was interesting.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
You heard the second season blows. After that first season blows.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Dude, why am I still watching?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah? Okay, yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
Always.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Sonny did a parody of it this year where they
were like, why aren't we screaming because we're in a kitchen.
Why don't have to do that? I don't know, It's
just what we do. Yeah. It acts like it's an
important exactly, and it's they're making sandwich blame Anthony.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
Yeah, all right, Well, if you do want to see
this Bruce Springstein movie, it's called, oh you know, Greg Canas,
called Deliver Me from Nowhere. It's out October twenty fourth. No,
get your countdown clock, all right, Josh harten it now
you you watched a movie with him just recently, right,
he was a trap.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah. I wanted to be good too, And of course
its it's just a show for his daughter.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Who played the big singer.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
I didn't know, okay, okay, that's right.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
He's in Canada and he got in a car accident
guys with the Canadian police officer and he was hit.
He was in suv. It was around one am. Now
when this story initially got reported, they said it was the.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Cops fault, but I heard the cop t bone.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
The latest update is they just don't know how it happened,
and they're asking the public for footage of the accident. So,
but like you, Greg, I saw it was all the
police people. Yeah, but the most recent stories on it
is they are looking for footage, so I know they're
trying to backtrack on that one. Also, another person got
in a car accident. That would be honey boo boo.

Speaker 13 (18:55):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Yes, she got t boned and she got t bone
on her side. She was driving and she got hit
by a twenty three year old who was that?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh yeah, I guess she is old enough.

Speaker 12 (19:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, it's just weird, right, you know what I'm saying,
Like you have a frame of reference on somebody, so
it doesn't matter you have to stop it for some
people to go to stop and think, oh wait, you're right,
Like that's like see, I would think she's thirty. Yeah, really,
she don't have a kid yet. I was surprised. Yet

(19:27):
give it the minutes, he asked.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
She's trying to get through college, guys. But yeah, she
got hit by some kid that wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh you want to give her a baby?

Speaker 13 (19:35):
I know?

Speaker 7 (19:36):
Right? All right, now, did you hear about this? I've
never heard this before, But apparently Michael Jackson, he smelled,
he's stunk.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
I saw that.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
Yeah, Lionel Richie just recently did.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Envy and said that he looks like a guy who
would shower multiple times a day, doesn't he. Yeah, Jackson,
I think he would be a germophote because for everybody else,
because he has so much makeup that he would never shower.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
Yeah, that's true. Well, Lena Richie said that complicated clothing.
Quincy Jones and Nick Tame nicknamed him smelly. Now Liono
says that Michael Jackson wasn't really into going and buying clothes.
He would just wear random stuff constantly from his tour
or from his costume department, so it was kind of smelly.
Or he said he would just pick up random clothes

(20:19):
from just people. When he needed a pair of pants,
he would just pair.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Of pants, whichever a pair of pants the kid left
on the Sigendi. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
I also saw on this too in that interview that
Michael Jackson wasn't really offended by it because he was like, oh,
I guess I haven't really noticed I haven't showered in
a couple of days.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
Like he wasn't He didn't even like keep trying to
give it.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
It sounds almost like his nose doesn't work properly. Have
an incredible sense of smell because there was no nose.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Just an open yeah yeah, just straight to the face you.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
See on a skeleton. It's just those yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
Well it was cavity those, yeah, but not really into
wearing clean clothes apparently, and he spelled.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
He's another one where every once in a while, like
a Michael Jackson song comes on somewhere and oh yeah,
he's dead. Same with he though, same with Whitney Houston. Yeah,
oh yeah yeah. And then I hear honey Boobu his name,
and I'm like, oh yeah, she's like seven right, all right,
time for your birthdays. Showday. We're gonna shiverday.

Speaker 12 (21:16):
We're gonna sit matage like its.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Shiverday, and you know you don't do birthday. I keep
saving to do a rewatch of the show. We'll sorry.
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who's Rayleiota's wife? Karen find it you good Fellas seventy
one years old? Today you got Sting who is seventy four,

(21:41):
Kelly Rippa is fifty five today. Eprin Ramirez, who is
Patro in Napoleon Dynamite, is fifty two. Yeah, Efrin Ramirez,
this is okay. Now this is weird. Efren Ramirez is
older Patro from a Napoint older than Paul Tittle Junior
from American Chopper. Really so I would have never guessed.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
That, like that movie came out.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, Paul Tittle Junior is fifty one. Then you got
to remember Tiffany from the eighties. Yeah, Thursday, that's the
biggest y. And then she's like Playboy and yeah, yeah,
lives in Nashville. Now, yeah, Tiffany is fifty four years old.
And then we got another Tiffany for your porno birthday,
Tiffany Watson and today's birthday.

Speaker 13 (22:24):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
She's gotten hornier than Sammy's just thinking about William Shaddon. Oh,
that's born damn horny. In her six hundred and twenty
eight fine films, including one of Sammy's favorites, Cheater Cheater
penis Eater Like cheeter cheer penis Eater, one of Sea
Bass's favorites, Ain't no loving like your cousin, My second

(22:45):
cousin is fine. Also, Amish girls go anal Volume two,
they can churn some butter, you know, bonding over some boning.
Volume one. She was in So you think you can squirt?
Volume five? I love that show. Who can forget Tiffany's
unforgettable performance in Rectal Workout? Volume Two's Tiffany Watson, who's

(23:07):
thirty years old today? That the porter of birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is a Thursday morning. Look at
what's happening around the world of entertainment here on the
Wood Show. All right, well it's a Thursday morning, it
is a pre Friday. Sammy's traveling this weekend. We were
we were talking about that, but I think you're gonna
be vibe with the TSA. How about we combined traveling

(23:32):
and nudity. You love some good nude news of course.
Huh nude airways? Yeah, cops had to deal with this
guy at the airport who decided to lounge around the
terminal naked. How did that last for more than ten seconds?
According to the report, he was just sitting there hog out,
no shame until somebody confronted him, at which point he

(23:54):
tried to cover up, I mean sort of. When the
cops showed up, he was still half committed to the out,
but he was sitting in the chair with his belt unbuckled,
and when they asked him for the ID, he said nah,
and he tried to make a run for it. They
chased him outside, and then once he realized he wasn't
getting away, he bawled up his fist and he tried
to fight them. He was taken down to the ground
and then off to jail, first degree sexual assault, assault

(24:17):
in general, and then just resisting arrest, charged with with
You gotta be a whole new level of delusional if
you think you're going to run away from anything at
an airport. Yeah, yeah, come on. Yeah. Some other nude news,
we got people drunk and mostly naked in public. It's
a guy in Florida who was wandering around a parking

(24:38):
lot wearing only a T shirt, no pants, no and
greg holding two bottles of wine. Hell yeah, and along
with a beer, basically the unofficial uniform for rock Bottom. Right,
So the cops they asked him for his name. He
claimed to be Charles Dickens, yes as in the nineteenth
century British novelist. Spoiler alert, not his real name. His

(24:58):
real name was Vincent Conrad and he was arrested and
taking the jail some some nude news. I love that
in San Francisco they don't care. Yeah, yeah, because literally
perfectly legal. Just don't smoke a cigarette. When we went
to Austin, my buddy Riz he ended up seeing some
crazy naked lady on the street. Remember, Yeah, he said,
there's like like this black woman was freaking out, totally naked,

(25:21):
had the toe, running around screaming.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
But that might have been like a drug situation maybe.
But when I lived in but I never see anything
interesting really. But like when I lived in San Francisco,
there was like the naked guy with his walking stick daily.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
It was like locally famous.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Yeah, but then there was that remember that, there was
that corner Greg where all the naked guys like sat
and drink coffee every single day.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Don't I don't see this kind of stuff. I don't
s's and flashers, none of that. I haven't you and
I have not.

Speaker 9 (25:54):
It's because you're you're, you're, you're up. Just you're you're
too late and too early when you're out in the
streets the work and stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
In generally, I've traveled a ton. It's like it's all
the traveling I've done in my life, right, and I've
been in so many airports. I spent a lot of
time in airports. I've never seen anybody fighting at the
airport or getting in those scribbs they start throwing the
things that hold the line.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
Yeah, you know, I saw that recently where some guy
got up sitting waiting and nothing was going on, just
got up and started screaming, you dumb bill.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, I never see that. I fly spirit just to
see somethingget that. I get to ask that I see
somebody masturbating, right, like I find the spirit have I
never get any All I get is on time flights
and friendly staff. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, I never get
I never get Yeah no, like in person red neck news,
I never get any of that. I'll see a flasher.
I don't care. You never seen.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
I'm not calling the cops.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Eight seven what's the what's the craziest thing you've witnessed
while you've traveled? Or that when you know, on a
plane or airport or whatever, found a dead body? Yeah,
oh that's right. Yeah was that the like the parking lot?
Yeah that yeah, yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
text us over to two two nine eight Seven's a

(27:09):
woody show, and we begin another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. On this pre Friday, She's
a Thursday Morning Menaces birthday month October second, twenty twenty five. Yeah,
where was a Where's that one?

Speaker 14 (27:29):
It was?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
It was funny. There was like two right in a row.
Someone not happy with melic the broh.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
Yeah, here we go, miserable people again.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Five to six two. I can't believe the show is
still doing the menace birthday month, same old boring contest.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
I get it, your life sucks. I understand that you
don't have to take it out on me.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Also, like again, we've said this a million times. We
got it. We can't possibly, even in the perfect world,
we could never please all the people all the time. No,
can't be down. Yeah, so we've kind of give up
on that dream.

Speaker 13 (28:01):
Now.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
The thing is, we're the only ones who are required
to be here, so the public service announcement. We are
the ones who are stuck here for the whole show.
Everybody else you it's like in a privileges at an
event or parking somewhere. Oh you have in an out privilege.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Your hands been stamped coming out like we would love.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
For you today. We love for you also come back
like if you want to punch out and then you
come back and fine, it's all good. But anyway, thank
you for being here. I'm whatdy, that's great, gory, good
birthday month, menace. Hi, there is Gina Grad. We got
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can check in with us over to two two nine
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(28:41):
to hear it, Gina Grad. What are the Thursday morning headlines?

Speaker 18 (28:44):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Baseball playoffs continued yesterday, and the Dodgers are moving on
to the divisional round after beating the Reds last night,
despite the bullpen looking not just so great again.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, well that's just how they are.

Speaker 12 (28:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Well, Game one of Dodgers Phillies is Saturday. All the
game one loser is from the other wild card series.
We're able to get the wins yesterday to tie up
their series. The Yankees beat the Red Sox, the Guardians
beat the Tigers, and the Padres beat the Cubs. All
of those deciding game threes happened later today.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I don't like these best of threes. Yeah, it's too short. Really,
what it's too short? Long enough? You know, I'm saying,
do it, do it best of five? Okay, do a
best of five in this in this round, the one
game playoff, I hate, I hate this three game things shocking. Yeah,
I don't know. I think it's okay. So think the

(29:34):
Yankees and the Blue Jays, right, they were tied for
the AL East, and so one of those teams, which
being the Yankees, you know, they go in this what
they had a great season and now you're in the
wildcart and you have a best of three. I don't know.
I just think so too in a row. It's built
more hockey, Basketball, baseball, all those sports are built more

(29:55):
for the series. Right, Yeah, like football, I get you
can't do it best like everybody will be dead by
the time you get to the super Bowl, right, But yeah,
I don't. I think it's just too short. Well, that
next round is five, right, best of five? Division round? Now,
I think is the division round. I think changed it.
I think because the NLCS ALCS the best of seven
World Series best a seven. You might be right, I
think it might be division round. The second one is five. Yeah,

(30:17):
I will look it up, as Gina continues to tell
us what's happening in the rest of the news.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
But but I was just going to say, it's not
an issue. All you gotta do is win, you know,
try harder.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Well, we are in day two of the government shut
down since Congress just can't agree on a budget best
of five. Oh, there you go. Republicans and Democrats are
blaming each other. There's no deal in sight. President Trump
thinks we should use this time with the shutdown to
cut federal jobs, and officials are also warning that layoffs
could start very soon. Some programs like Social Security will

(30:48):
keep running, but it is going to be bare bones
over there. And federal courts will stay up and running
through October seventeenth, but that could get messed up if
attorneys get furloughed. So judges show up and there's nobody there.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah. Well, don't try to go to the Washington Monument.
It's closed.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Oh yeah, you're not allowed to see it.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
And I think it's the Is it the Smithsonian? I
know Congress is closed by the Smithsonian is staying open
until like Monday, but then then they have a funding
issue as of Monday, so then I think they close
on Monday, So the.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Trip's getting canceled.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Going check the check over at the Smithsonian.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yeah, that's hard to believe. Yeah, Well, the Senate is
expected to try again with new funding votes on Friday,
so we'll see what happens there. Late last night, at
LaGuardia Airport in New York, two Delta Airline jets collided
with each other at low speeds while taxing out on
the tarmac. One jet was headed to the runway for
departure and it's wing clipped the nose of the other
jet that was heading to the gate for arrival. There's

(31:44):
a good amount of damage to the nose of the
arriving jet, with the pilots saying there's also some damage
to the windscreens. A flight attendant suffered minor injuries. She
was taking the hospital excuse me just in case, and
Delta says they're working with authorities who are investigating how
this happened. And it's it's kind of funny because you know,
when you hear about a collision in the air, that's terrifying,
but when you hear of like a traffic accident on

(32:04):
the ground.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
How does that even happen. I have no idea. I
mean I know only one close. But still but still
it's like, especially on these big airliners, Yeah, there are
there's the ramp workers who are guiding the plane, right. Yeah,
they got people behind into into the taxiwaying, Yeah, guiding,
and so I mean unless it was out on the
actual taxiways, and in that case it's just the pilots

(32:28):
having no idea. You know how people don't know where
the corners of their car right, the same same kind
of thing, not realizing where the tips of the wings are.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Like do they have backup cameras on those things?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
No? Because the planes, you know, they're they're not throwing
it in reverse.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Yes, yeah, but I mean still rough.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
What do do you know what all the little orange
cone signs mean?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
You do?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, I'll do them.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Yeah, i'd like yeah, the radio.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Off the air?

Speaker 18 (32:53):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Well. Legendary primatologist and conservationalist Jane Goodall passed away at
ninety one years old.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I know the name, I don't know what.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
The yeah, entire life.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yes, I know the name. I don't know why I
tell you.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
She was an actress. She became famous for groundbreaking research
with the chimps after she showed the world that they
have personalities and emotions, they use tools, and beyond her science,
she built a global movement with her institute and youth programs,
and was also a U N Messenger of Peace. Before
she died, she said she hopes her legacy is giving
young people hope and a sense of empowerment. She trained

(33:34):
the chip, well, they say she trained the chip. She
studied the chimps. She talked to them, Yeah, in sign language.
They loved her.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, that's cool. It was weird. I think you probably
do know her, but maybe.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
No way.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
She's been famous in your entirely.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
I told you I recognized the name, but I couldn't
tell you what she was famous for.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Now you can't.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I would have never even said I would have not
even been able to come up with chimps. Really, yeah,
I would bet good money that you you in school
saw a movie with her.

Speaker 13 (34:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Maybe he had to, Yeah, or twenty of them?

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Yeah, well former, so you think you can dance Winter
Joshua Allen died suddenly in one of the scariest ways possible.
According to his family, Alan was hit by a train
and killed pretty much instantly. There's no other details about
what happened or what he was doing by a train,
but the family's asking for privacy right now. And friends
in the dance community were stunned and called him a
very honest, very real person played by his own roles

(34:26):
and that's why you won. And he was thirty six
years old.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
That's super sad. But I got to be consistent getting
hit by a train unless it's on purpose.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
But like, couldn't a train come through the studio right now?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
They could? Yeah, you never know where they're going to be.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Was he in a car or just they don't want
to give any details.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Sounds like it was on purpose.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Yeah, Well, schools in Minnesota have launched an investigation in
a very twenty one drum Street kind of way after
they found out that one of their students isn't who
he said he was. According to them, they discovered that
a twenty two year old guy had somehow enrolled in
the school using a fake ID, and the only reason
they found out was because they got an anonymous tip
about it. And parents are pissed at the school because

(35:05):
they think the only reason he could have been there
in the first place was to, you know, get with
the female students.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I don't know if that's the case or if it's
just like he wanted to see if he could do it. Yeah,
but I wonder if I can pull this off.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
But I was thinking maybe it's like a cross between
like twenty one Jump Street and they departed, Like, look,
if you get caught, you're on your own. But we
need you to infiltrate them because.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Nobody stealing these tests. Nobody wants to go to school.
It's got to be one of those I'm gonna see
if I can do it. I'm gonna see if I
can unless you know, you want to play for a team. Yeah,
here are some concerned parents talking about the guy white Bear.

Speaker 10 (35:41):
They just feel very unsafe and they were really hurt
by it.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
I think we'll be having some pretty tough conversations.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Touted it happen, Okay, Like can we nothing actually happened? Right,
So there's a person who enrolled in the school, but
like they didn't attack anybody and nothing. Now you feel unsafe.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
He's literally doing his homework.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, like nothing had happened, patients, How did it happen?

Speaker 19 (36:01):
My first initial reaction, I wasn't quite sure what to
think because it's like, how does a twenty two year
old get into school?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
It just doesn't seem real.

Speaker 19 (36:08):
People need to be aware that there is a predator,
not only in our neighborhood, but at our children's school.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
You never know who you're with. And why did this
man have access to all these students?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
I mean those are good questions, yeah, like how does
that happen?

Speaker 5 (36:21):
But it's hard to take seriously when someone's like, oh,
I don't know how he got into this school by
gush by gully, Like the accents are pretty thick with
the Minnesotans. This dude was arrested and they're investigating. We'll
let you know what they find out.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Well, he could just use the excuse if it was
an experiment, Yeah, and just seeing if it happens now
we know well.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Over in Florida, a seventeen year old kid had been
looking people have been looking for him after he sent
his parents a text that he'd been kidnapped by a
group of Hispanic guys. Authorities put out an Amber alert
for the teen, and his family even posted on social
media that they're praying for a safe return, and their
prayers were answered because he was found the next day.
But that's not the end of the story. Griff made

(37:00):
announcement that the entire kidnapping was made up. Oh good, Yeah,
according to them, the dumb ass bought a bike and
rode off after leaving his truck abandoned on the highway.
And on top of that, he shot himself in the
leg just to the.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Girls loser, so on purpose shot himself, not even accidentally, even.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Plexico Burus, he did it on purpose.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
What a dumb ass.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
You've got to make it believable.

Speaker 7 (37:24):
Jesse of Florida.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Small As, Oh no, I think that was all proven.
It was an empire.

Speaker 20 (37:34):
Empire, which is the only reason that documentary and people
are like, I think he got railroad.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
But the way it ends, because I watched it, it's
like you kind of decide for yourself and it leaves
and open in.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Question for yourself.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
I love Topicganda documentary.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Of course, you know so much evidence and who is
Targetingesse small As.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Yeah, well, this story gets even trickier because the cops
want to interview this kid in press charges, but because
he's a minor, the parents won't let him talk to
the cops.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay, perfect, We were just having a conversation about this.
We were just having a conversation about how you get
in trouble and you know your parents now because you
talk to teachers, you talk to anybody who deals with
other people's kids. Now the parents don't have your back.
They are trying to wiggle away to get justify or

(38:28):
to get the kid off the hook or not my kid,
and how they try to turn it around on the
person who's the authority figure or whatever, you know, situation
school cops, whatever. We would have been dead meat. We
would have been like, yeah, right, I didn't even want
to go home if I knew I was in trouble. Yeah,
Like even the in the old DJ Jazzy Jeff and

(38:51):
the Fresh Prince parents just don't understand, Like I'd rather
be in jail than to have my father hit me,
Like like nobody this is this is exact a long time.
But so your kid just made up this whole kidnapping thing.
There is an amber alert, cops are looking for him.
Dumbass shoots himself, go through all this stuff. No you
can't talk, and you're telling the no you can't talk

(39:12):
to him, my baby, I'd be like, hey, can I
get you a coffee. Yeah, you want to sit here
right here in our kitchen table, please, Dad's chair away.
Would you like to get the car battery so you
can look it up by the kids, terrogate the crap
out of him. Let's go waterboard. What do we get
one of the whatever you want?

Speaker 5 (39:32):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
All right, Thank you very much, dianag that we were
just so funny. We were just talking about that. Yeah, man,
I wish I had those parents. I wish I had
hot young teachers. Dude, right, kids? Now have it made?
Hot young teachers parents who never believe anything that you
did was bad. You have the Internet, You have you know,

(39:55):
video games where you don't have to be in the
same room to play video games with your friends. I mean,
what a life?

Speaker 13 (40:00):
So good?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
What don't they have? God? Eight seven seven, just ugly
jealousy on my part. You can hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven more woody.
Show is next, babies, Jake, I have a conversation with
the person next to you who's also starting traffic. How's
it going?

Speaker 12 (40:15):
We'll be right back they show Morgan.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (40:20):
I was born for this moment, right here, y'all.

Speaker 11 (40:23):
Don't know this. I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
I'm happy day.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Let's oh Woody, Woody Woody, Sure all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
it is the Woody Show. Phone's open eight seven seven
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Speaker 5 (40:52):
I had questions or whatever, question or whatever from Gina.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yes, let's go to Jinigra.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Thank you, long time, first time quick question. Well, a
lot of questions for you. Actually, I just finished a
couple of those documentaries on those like Outward Bound, like Survival,
Bad Kids Schools.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah, the Troubled teen Industry. I saw, Man, what was
the one that was on Netflix? I forget the name
of it. No, it's not the Pariseldon Ones. Another one
because the girl who did it, who did the documentary,
she was being sued by one of the people involved
and the case got thrown out.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Oh really, something ink to torture or was it hell
Camp teen Nightmare?

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Yeah, there's a bunch of them.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
It wasn't hell Camp teen nightmare because I did a program.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
Just like that. This camp sucks.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Sorry for whatever I did.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Get let me let me let me look it up. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
I watch those and I'm currently listening to a podcast
called Something Was Wrong. And this season's all about these
little camp schools. Yeah, and every episode is so horrible,
and I keep thinking, like, did what he experience all
of the stuff that these guys experienced. I have no
idea because I know that it sucked, and I know

(42:04):
that you didn't want to be there, but like there's
some specific stuff that I have to ask you.

Speaker 12 (42:09):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
So? Is your question? Did I go to any of
the specific schools that are in these documentaries?

Speaker 16 (42:14):
No?

Speaker 5 (42:14):
I mean, because I know there's a ton of them around,
but like, like, which ones did.

Speaker 13 (42:18):
You go to?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
All Right? So the first one I went to was
Mount Bachelor Academy Count Bachelor, and that was in Oregon,
in central Oregon, just outside of Prineville, Oregon, which is,
you know, a small town, but then you go twenty
six miles east of that into the Ochcode National Forest. Oh,
and that's where this school was. Okay, So I was there,
and then from there I got sent to. It was

(42:40):
a desert survival.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
That that.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Okay, So if you watched Hell Camp, yep that this
next place it was called sus Southern Utah Wilderness School.
That is Hell Camp. I mean, it's the exact same
I watched that. I go, oh my god, it was
like watching like an old home movie because I I
did all all that. I saw all of that. The

(43:01):
only difference was when I was at a place like that,
it was snow was everywhere because it was the middle
of winter. It was in the middle of the Great
Basin Desert. Was shown Idaho Southern Utah Winter School. All
these places, by the way, are no longer in operation.
So Mount Bachelor Academy got shut down by the State
of Oregon. It got shut down by the state of Oregon.
Southern Utah wood in a school got shut down. I

(43:22):
forget exactly what the circumstances were around that. And then
from there I went back to Mount Bachelor and I
was there for a while longer, and then from there
ended up going to a place in Alabama outside of
Huntsville in the Paint Rock Valley.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Yeah, okay, how many years total were you?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
This is this? This is my high school so like
when we talk about high school stuff or your homecoming anyway, Yeah,
so I never had. That's why I never had. We
talked about my first problem was the Wooden Show prom.
He had prom, didn't have the homecoming, didn't have didn't
get my my driver's license. Till I was eighteen. I
was out of these programs, like all these things, all
these normal things that and that's why it's so important

(43:59):
for me for my kids. I want them to go
to school in one place. I want them to like
live in the same house and have all their same
friends and whatever in one place. So even if I
got fired from this job today, you're saying, I'm staying
till my kids get through high school.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
But weren't these camps expensive camps?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
The camp sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
What do you call it?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
They're they're schools, they're boarding schools.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
I don't feel like there's much learning there that I don't.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
The actual school stuff in a classroom. You do have work,
of course, everything you have a at school, Like there
are academics, because.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
The ones I've been listening to like, we did minimal academics.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Oh it's it's pretty men. I mean yeah, I mean
minimal it's not what you think when you think of
like going to school. It's just it's it's just very different.
But you're living there, okay, and then you're there with
all these other kids, and everybody's there for different reads.
Now people think, oh, boarding school, and they're picturing these
preppy we're playing like you know, polo and horses and

(44:57):
stuff like that. It's not like that at all. These
are These are all kids who had been having problems
either at home, family issues, different things like that. I
was a super class con Did I do stupid stuff,
as Sea Bass loves the point, I did. I did.
I did a lot of dumb stuff. I was a
young boy growing up in New Jersey and getting into
stupid stuff.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
And but yeah I was not like did you ever
get arrested?

Speaker 16 (45:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
No, And I never touched a drop of alcohol, never
touched any drug whatsoever. And the first thing I ever
did that was quote illegal as far as like drug.
I smoked marijuana when I was thirty years old living
in San Francisco, remember where it was like a bigger
crime to spit on the sidewalk. So like, yeah, like
not not anything crazy, but the some of the kids

(45:38):
that were there I mean there were girls there who
had been like, you know, prostituting themselves before they went there.
You know, kids who had attempted suicide a number of times.
There were kids who were major drug dealers or busted
for grand theft, auto busted for a number of things. Yeah,
and you know they just super hardcore like emotional health problems.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
But if you told people like I don't belong here,
they'd be like, yeah, you and everybody else.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Well, I mean I was like, I don't understand where
I fit in here. Yeah, I said that a number
of times.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Okay, So question about that because on some of these
others you have to write like confessional letters to your
parents and like tell them all this.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Bad stuff you did.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Did they ever encourage you to make stuff up?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Or like, I don't think that's everything they do. Yeah,
they Well, at the Mount Bachelor Academy school, it's like
all these things have programs. So you do have school greg,
so you go to like a math class and a
science class and you have things like that. But also
part of your quote curriculum as being a student at
these schools. Yeah, an inmate, when we talk about these documentaries,

(46:42):
that's what these people talk about you leave so no, no,
like the Mount Bachelor Academy, they call them life steps
and they're like these but what do they call them
sessions or you know, there's a word it's escaping me
but seminar thank you. And they'll go on sometimes for
like two days and there's no sleep. You don't sleep

(47:04):
for two days and you barely eat, and they kind
of break you down emotionally and they get you to
confess to all these things that you have done, the
you know that hurt your family or hurt your friends,
and you write all this stuff down and you're supposed to.
I mean, it's it's crazy stuff. It's it's like I
wish you have to experience it to really be able
to uh, to be able to relay it to others.

(47:26):
And you would never I don't think you could ever
truly fully kind of comprehend.

Speaker 13 (47:29):
It was.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
It was a wild time, man. It was what is staff?

Speaker 13 (47:33):
Like?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Are they young old? Are they mostly younger? There's always
like a couple like maybe older one not like old old,
but like older, but like a lot of them are younger.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
And they're just like tackling kids.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, right, what Mountpatrick Academy did not do what they
would call physical restraints. Mount Patrick Academy did not do that,
but the Souss program, the Southern Utah Wilderness School did,
and then three springs in Alabama. Certainly, Yeah, it's Bama, dude,
and it I mean, I mean I saw and you know,

(48:05):
I witnessed crazy herd crazy things. No, because I wasn't
dumb enough.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
At Southern Utah Wilderness School, I was just getting to
the program. I ended up. I told you, I got
frost bited in all ten of my toes because you're
out in the middle of the desert, and like my
socks got wet and there was no way to recover
from that and feet ended up freezing it. So got
taken to the hospital and I thought my feet out
like it was like it was a whole thing. It
is why I don't camp now, because like these schools
are all in the middle of nowhere. It's all I mean,

(48:35):
it's not glamping. It's rough in it. I steel fire
bow drill fires.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
If I saw leef, I would go back.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
And yeah, yeah, so this is why I don't camp.
This is why I hate wilderness. The idea of hiking
f that there's watched watch these documentaries like my my
wife can't even because I watched them all you did, Yeah,
and it was weird. It was like I had a
really weird response to a couple of them because I
was so happy when I got out of the last

(49:05):
one I was at was Three Springs in Alabama, and
I went to go uh do the my senior year
of high school back home in Pittsburgh, graduated from there,
lived with my grandfather, and I was just so happy
to be out of those programs. Yeah, of course that
I think. I just kind of like it was like
an iron door, shut it and then forgot about it

(49:28):
for the longest time because I was just like, let's
move forward, get me out of here. And within a
couple of weeks I had an internship at a radio station,
BE ninety four in Pittsburgh, and then from there, like
within a year, I was on the air at a
radio station. And I've never looked back and here I
am right.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
So, so what was your response to seeing those It
was like you got like this kind of.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I don't know, this like not a it was just
like a like a nauseous kind of queasy, not kind
of like oh God, because like it just you start
remembering other things and just how miserable you were. And
I mean, it's it's crazy. You know. Even Mount Batchery,
even though they didn't do that physical restraints, a lot
of the staff was very nice. They were there were
they were good people. There was a couple of people

(50:10):
now that I still consider like, you know, I would
consider them a friend. Every once in a while, I
kept it in touch. This one guy who was like
the mean dude who would like to be the contact
my parents, and he kind of fell off the off
the grid here in the last handful of years. But
like I I truly, I truly love that guy.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
That's so interesting because on a lot of these things
in the podcast I'm listening to, like those are the
most manipulative people because they would tell the parents they're
going to try to manipulate you.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
All that stuff, by the way, is completely true, and
the program is set up that way and and and
different things. But like this one particular guy I think
is a really good dude. And I man, I have
I have so many stories. I've told a couple of
the stories on the air. But yeah, I mean, just
when when you are in those programs and you watch

(50:59):
these things, there's no way to really understand. But also
watching these things, I can tell you this too. Some
of these kids are super high drama, you know, And
that was one of the maybe that's one of the
reasons I'm so sensitive to people who are drama because
these kids, oh my god, everything was a crisis, everything
was whatever. So I lived the same stuff they lived, right,

(51:21):
I went through the same things they witnessed, or I
lived the same way that they had to live, did
the same things they had to do. And I'm watching this,
I'm going, oh god, you're kind of being a big
baby about this, like did it suck? It sucked? It sucked,
But you're you're being but you're also an extra. You're
really playing this up. And maybe because it's for the

(51:42):
documentary and things like that. There were some awful things
that happened, you know, And it didn't happen while I
was there, but after I left and went to one
of the other places. There was a kid at Mount
Bachelor Academy who hung himself out in the woods. There
a couple a couple of suicide things, the desert survival thing.
There was that one on hell Camp they talked about

(52:03):
the kid who died. Yeah, that stuff happens, man, I
mean you know, yeah, you were out there in the
wilderness and it is a survival thing.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
So like if you just decided you didn't want to
walk anymore, would they drag you?

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (52:15):
So that's real.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yep. Yeah, living situation like a cabin is it camp?

Speaker 21 (52:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Is it one on one?

Speaker 13 (52:22):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Do you have your own room? What's that? You're in
a dor Mount Bachelor Academy. There was a series of
dorms and there was about four to five kids, you
know boys, you know per dorm. You know, you were
just in there to sleep, sleep, and shower. That was
That's that was pretty much it.

Speaker 12 (52:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Three Springs was different. That was like a big kind
of cabin up on this like kind of mountain. It
to hike up to it. Uh, no electricity, you know, plumbing.
The only light was I told you once before, there
was like just it was it was a car battery
and there was a wire and there was a light
bulb literally dangling from the ceiling and then you'd have
to somebody had to go and clamp the the you
know things onto the battery to get the lights come on. Yeah,

(53:02):
and so it was Uh, it was, like I said,
not even like roughing it, which is yeah, beyond that place,
it was like being homeless.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
I think that place and the Seus's place were probably
as far as like just egregious violations of you know,
you know, abuse, like abuse and things like that. I
think those two places and I have nothing good to
say about any staff member at those other two places.
And it's a very short list from Mount Bachelor Academy
of people I think who are literally like like legitimately

(53:33):
good people.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Would you ever get in on like a class action
suit or I mean they're all closed.

Speaker 12 (53:37):
With all that.

Speaker 7 (53:37):
With all that said, yeah moved on. Do you think
some kids other than you, because you said that these
kids did some pretty crazy stuff, do you think they
got out and say, you know what, I never want
to go back there ever again. And they did go
on the right path?

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Yeah, could it have been helpful in any way? Yeah,
you squinted past the horrible stuff.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
Yeah, you say it was so horrible. I mean I
never want to go back to her again. I mean,
it doesn't really work a lot with people that go
to prison because they end up going back.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Here's what I got out of it. I mean I
got out of it confidence in myself that I can
handle some pretty anything pretty That's why i'm you know,
people always say to me, like, dude, you are one speed.
And so even in pressure situations or where there's like
people are kind of I'm I'm just kind of have.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
A low resting pulse.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Thank you. That's a good skill to Yeah, And I
think it's because of that stuff. It's like, all right, well,
I can figure this out, and I think I've gotten
a lot of confidence out of that in myself that
I'll be okay and I can look out for myself.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Yeah, because you've already been through it, right.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Well, and because there's nobody else there. You have none
of your friends there, you have none of your family.
That In fact, when you go to Mount Bachelor, for example,
like you can get there on December twenty sixth, right,
the rule is the next year, when Christmas rolls around,
you have to spend it on campus at the school.
You can't go home. So your first holidays or whatever,
even if you got there the day after the next holiday,

(55:03):
you are on campus. You don't go home. Uh, there
is no contact with your friends back home, no writing them,
no calling them. Uh, there is no television, there's no radio,
there's no music. You can't have you know at the time,
there's no like no radio, is no walkman, no any
of that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Do you still talk to any of the kids that every.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Once in a while one of them will text into
the show or hit us up on social media and yeah,
I mean I go, oh, I remember this one kid, Oliver,
I guess works in film now. But anyway, and this
other kid Ari, yeah cup every once in a while,
like somebody will will will hit us up. But all

(55:41):
the letters, if you write a letter to you know,
it had to be someone on on a list that
was approved by not only the people at the school,
but approved by your parents that you could contact. So
even like answer uncles, you can't just write a letter
to uncle, you know, Uncle Greg. It would have to
be on the approved list. And then they read everything
before it goes out. They read everything that comes in.

Speaker 16 (56:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
If you're on a phone call to your parents, you
got a one once a week phone call to your
parents for ten minutes. Ten minutes, Yes, there was somebody
there in a minute you started saying anything that would
they would consider to be manipulative of anything that was
against the program, against the school or what click hung
up and then you lost your phone privileges for the
whole next week, and so like, yep, talk to you
in two weeks.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
This is prison. It was kind of worse.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
It was where the campus now for where Mount Bachelor
Academy was is now I was taken over by like
some some couple and then it's like a retreat. I
think they use it for like church retreats.

Speaker 7 (56:34):
Out there yea and things like that.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
You know, it's in operation. And and I've actually considered
going up there because I would I would like to
go back and see the place. Wow, and yeah, and
there they're always you know, uh they rented out and uh,
let you know these people come there, and and I
thought like, oh, well, you know what if I you know,
if I make like some kind of donation, like would
they just let me kind of like walk around like

(56:57):
I want to go because they use the dorms for
you know, people who are staying there and go see
like the main buildings and some of the classroom buildings
just to see just to see where you know, things are.
And I'm seeing questions on the text, what do you
how do you forgive your parents you believe? Do they

(57:17):
believe your experience? Uh? My mom won't talk about any
of this stuff, I think, I mean, and I don't know,
I don't I don't know how she feels, you know,
does she Is it because she regrets sending me there?
Or is it because it's like she doesn't want to
argue with me? Because I'm not looking to argue, And honestly,
I'm not even really looking to talk about it. Like
I told you, I kind of I moved on and

(57:40):
I and I believe at the time because people go,
well what I believe at the time that my mom
and my stepdad, because they're the ones who made the decision.
I believe truly in my heart that they were doing
what they thought was the right thing. I think they were.
I think they were wrongly influence by And there's a

(58:01):
couple of other people who were involved. There was like
an educational consultant, there was this other and so they
of course they get like almost like a finder's fee
for sending kids to these places, so they have their
own agenda and so yeah, and uh, I think they
were I think they really had the best intention. I
just think it was a bad I think it was
the wrong decision. I think it was a bad decision
even the time, and now in hindsight, it certainly was

(58:22):
and it sucked. And those documentaries are real, well they're
totally real. Take it from somebody in first hand experience.
They are hell Camp is dead to real. Wow, absolutely
one hundred percent real. It's it's it's crazy, it's crazy.
And I and I learned different things. I've also learned

(58:44):
not to trust people. I've learned to be cynical. This
is where I get my cynicism. There's a lot of
things that I am today that I don't think I
was or to the degree that I am today prior
to that.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
But did you did they tell you you were going
to they wake up in the middle of the night
like they're doing so many of those.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Oh god, we got we got to take a break.
We got to take a break.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
There's so many more questions.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, I'll explain that when we come back. Yeah, because
for those who hadn't heard the story, I think it's
one of my more interesting stories from that time. And
it has to go along with that kind of thing.
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are going to go, oh god, he's
here again. You're so tortured, man.

Speaker 13 (59:31):
I am.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
All right. So if you're uh, if you're interested, the
names of the documentaries that we were talking about, and
these are the schools, not specific schools, but the exact
same types of schools that I went to. Netflix has
the one it's called cons Cults and Kidnapping, and uh yeah,

(59:56):
Consults and Kidnapping. I thought there was like a oh yeah,
the program cons Calts and Kidnapping. There's that one.

Speaker 13 (01:00:04):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
And then there's Hell Camp that's also on on Netflix.
That's the one that is exactly it's one exactly the
same program and a rough lot that's the one that
I watched. That's the one that has First Hilton in there. Nope, Nope,
that's she. She has a different documentary about where. Oh
call hell Camp something. Nope, let me teen torture maybe thirteen.

(01:00:28):
Uh uh hold on anyway, yeah, look, look look that up.
Let's not sit here and google it live. Hell Camp
is the one about the Desert Survivor program. Even though
it's not the same one I went to. Everything that
happened is exactly the same as the one I went to. Uh,
and then the program cons cults and kidnapping. That uh,
that that is very much like the one program. Not

(01:00:51):
about seventy seventy they'll call it seventy five percent. Okay,
seventy seventy five percent. What was your question?

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Sorry, we gotta okay, So a lot they it seems
to be split between kids who were warned ahead of
time they were going and brought there by their parents.
Are kids who were like surprise in the middle of
the night with like Rando's kidnaps.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Okay, yeah, no, I know you're talking about. Okay, so
to get to the boarding school. I was not interested
in going to a school in Oregon because I was
living in New Jersey at the time, and I'm like, no,
that's so far. I don't even I didn't honestly, I
didn't even know where organ was on the map. I
was like, I don't know how far the school is. Crap,
you know. So anyway, I was lied to. I was
told that, hey, look we're just gonna go out there,

(01:01:29):
We're gonna look at it, and if you don't like it,
we're not going to make you stay there. Well I
got there. They're like, nope, you don't go home. You
don't get to talk to your friends there. The radio
is a big thing for me, and music was a
big thing for me, and uh they said, nope, can't
listen to music, can't have a radio camp. But I'm like,
no way. In the middle of the woods. I'm like
no way. And so we went back to the uh

(01:01:49):
to the admission office where the parents are meeting with
the I go, no, thank you, and they go, well,
we've made a decision, we're enrolling you, and I full
lipped out. I threatened my parents, I believe, uh you know,
told them I was going to go out of my
way to waste their money and make this miserable and
give them the headache of their life, which I ended up.

(01:02:10):
That's that's that's where I started like doing like when
I was like hitchhiking to Seattle getting away from the school,
I was doing all this stuff to really kind of
stick it to them because I knew how much that
school costs. I knew how much all this stuff. So
I got I got tricked into going there and then
and they.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Like sign over their rights right, like we're not your
parents temporary, No you are, but.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I mean, you know, yeah, they get exact different. Anyways,
Then the middle of the night thing, yeah happened to
me because then I was going to the desert, the
hell camp place, and I was convinced like, oh, come over,
you know, watch Monday night football at the house. Well,
order some pizza. Everybody's just happy that you're safe because
I longer story. Anyway, So in the middle of the night,

(01:02:53):
I'm asleep and someone just starts pounding on my forehead
like tap tap tap, get up a hole. Geez, flashlight
in my face. I'm like, you know, doing the squinty
eye kind of thing you see, like you know, people
who were in the hole. And I get I get
picked up, thrown on the ground, putting handcuffs, taken out
of the house, throwing the back of a Subaru, and

(01:03:15):
driven from central Oregon to Idaho to go to this
hell camp place. Now, these are two like off duty
Prineville Police Department officers or whatever, who are then hired
to do this transportation service because they figured that I
was going to maybe like you know, try to run
or whatever. So my parents hired them to do this
whole thing, and that's where that stuff comes to. That

(01:03:36):
stuff does happen to the kids who they think I
might not want to go to these programs. They come
in the middle of the night, dragged out of your bed,
thrown in a car, and then taking to one of
these schools. So you know that that part did happen
to me. But I told you the funniest, funniest, the
craziest stories. I get turned over. They turned me over
to the other guy's big tall, giant Texan named Ivan Pixley,
and and he he, uh, you know, we drive and

(01:04:02):
we had a couple of days to kill before the
program started, and so we pull up to the hotel.
He goes inside the check in. Uh. Later on that night,
everybody's chilling, hanging out and pounding on the door. Open up.

Speaker 13 (01:04:14):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
He had a set of handcuffs that would go on
this apparatus that he had set up on the door
so that I couldn't like sneak out in the middle
of the night. So he goes and he goes, who boyse,
police open up right now. And then he goes, hold on,
let me get it. He couldn't even get the word handcuff.
He goes, let me get the handcuff and then the
door comes off, the hinges boom, in rush all these

(01:04:35):
police officers. He's face down on the ground with a
gun to him by these cops. They all the other
ones come over, grab me, throw me over their shoulder,
drag me out, put me into an suv. We go
about a mile down the road to like a staging
area they had set up. They go, what's going on here? Yeah,
they go, what's going on here? And uh, and I

(01:04:57):
said no. He was hired by my parents to take
me to this program. He actually really costed. Where were
you guys, like three days ago when I had these
other two pricks? Yeah, because he was he was cool.
So it turns out when we pulled up to the
hotel to check in, or the motel, because it's one
of those where the door goes the outside, Yeah, he
had me one arm handcuffed to the inside of the

(01:05:17):
door of the cars. I wouldn't split. And somebody walked
by and saw a kid handcuffed to the inside of
a car. I thought I was being kidnapped. Called the police.
Apparently they had been watching us all afternoon and they
waited till nightfall to come and surprise, knock knock on
the door. Yeah. Yeah, So what's what's the name of

(01:05:39):
the parasholt one?

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
So I looked at a Paris Hilton is in hell
Camp talking about her, you know, her experience. But she
also has another, uh like more in depth thing about
it called this is Paris that's available on YouTube.

Speaker 12 (01:05:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
The other one was like hell Camp teen Nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Teen nightmare. Yeah, that's okay, teen nightmare. Hell Camp is
the Desert Survival one, right, right, isn't it called hell
Camp teen nightmare?

Speaker 7 (01:06:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
That is It's the same, that is it. She is
in that as well.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Yeah, and that's the she I think she checks about
the Provo School in Provo, Utah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Yes, because that's where she went, which is owned by
the same company.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
That Yeah, they probably owned tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity trending for
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We got Sammy Morgan. Good morning to you.

Speaker 11 (01:06:37):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
You can hit us up with the text over to
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this hour, we've got the glory Whole challenge. All right,
So studio glory hole and uh, for those who don't
know what gloryhole it is at all, just google it.

(01:06:59):
But we have a studio version, a big old hole.
Now instead of things that you would see a the
restop coming through that hole, it's going to be different items.
The person on the receiving end will be blindfolded and
only using their face and their mouth. They have to
try to guess what the item is.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Do that hole is so beat?

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
How old is that? Now? Part is the aging of
the Yeah, what do they call that? With like a
cast as seasoned? Yeah, it's like a seasoned cast iron.

Speaker 7 (01:07:27):
Tell the story so weathered.

Speaker 16 (01:07:31):
Dry?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I think when things dry, like a lot of times,
grease turns. Yeah, you know what, I did see something
about why dog poop Now when it dries doesn't white
the headline? I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
They don't use the same like ground up bones or
calcium and dog food anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Yeah, I remember that was the whole thing in step
brothers were like, uh, you know the playground fight with
the kids, they're all trying to beat him. Yeah, and
they were forced to get down there and the White Dog. Anyway,
so we have the glory Hole, and we have a
theme for the items that are coming through the glory

(01:08:13):
Hole this time around, and it's a Fall theme.

Speaker 12 (01:08:16):
Fall.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Look here, we are, here, we are. So now we
have to try to decide who's going to be on
the receiving end on the glory Hole. Now, there's a
couple of different ways we can do. If somebody can volunteer,
do we have any volunteers.

Speaker 11 (01:08:28):
I'm going to volunteer, not because Sea Bass is sloppy
and he left the stuff out and I already saw it,
so I'm just you already know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
What it is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
And I think it would be boring if I did
it because I was the most recent to.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
Do it, and I was the second most recent.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
This all makes sense. Say the other thing we can
hate Fall we can do like a vote. We can
do a vote, and I will I will throw out.
I will throw out to everybody. I will pony up
one for every correct item.

Speaker 9 (01:08:59):
I think a vote is sort of irrelevant because it's
a thematically a Fall themed items and as Greg said,
he hates Fall, hate it, and I know someone who
loves Fall though, and it's not Menace, that's his birthday month.
That's irrelevant. It's Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Oh does I do? And that's the thing that was
that the on butt chugging the pumpkin spice.

Speaker 10 (01:09:21):
Right, But I did do the Christmas one, and as
you recall, it was too easy for me.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
I nailed everything like five hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
It's like, I'm too good. We should find someone who
doesn't like it as much.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Like what year was that? So long ago? Like, honestly,
what year was that was that? Like three?

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
It would have been three years ago?

Speaker 17 (01:09:42):
Two?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
This Christmas three? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
I think many moons ago.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
But I'm still covering from the last one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Or Gina. It's definitely Sammy because Gina did it recently.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
I am offering one hundred dollars per correct. I'm throwing
that out there. Man, I don't want you because you're
boring and designed for you.

Speaker 9 (01:10:09):
You're already doing your birthday curated exactly because I love
the money.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
But this is why you lie.

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
Shut my mouth pays off.

Speaker 10 (01:10:24):
It cannot be as bad as the last one that
I did, right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Well, the Christmas one.

Speaker 17 (01:10:28):
You have to tell me that it's not you as festive.
It was like it was like a fruit cake, eggnog
and then uh, and then and then the mouse dead.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
It was a feeder mouse. It was from like pets Mark.
It was metically sealed, frozen, Yeah, it was. It was fuzzy.

Speaker 10 (01:10:49):
They're not sterilized.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Just because it's package for food, not to put on
your face and you want something to eat. That's a
ghost of Christmas past.

Speaker 8 (01:11:02):
If there's something like that. Again, if you're putting dead
animals on my face, it's a hard.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Is there a dead animal?

Speaker 14 (01:11:08):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
Oh, he says, well because you I don't want to
give away too much, but certainly, but many food items
are dead animals.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
Well, okay, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
All right, that's true. You eat chicken.

Speaker 12 (01:11:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Yeah, I tell you what. We'll take the break. We'll
let uh, we'll let her think about it. If not,
we'll have somebody else who'll be ready to go. Glory
Whole Challenge, the fall theme, Glory Whole Challenge come up next.
You're on the Woody Show. Hang on Woody Show, wood.

Speaker 11 (01:11:44):
Wood Show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
We have not talked about it. We have not discussed
at all. During the break, we got to figure out
who's going to be under receiving end of the glory whole.
I have offered up one hundred per correct item and
three items as usual. Yes, that's correct. How dogs could
pay for a lot of wedding planners. SeaBASS is trying

(01:12:07):
to get Sam to do it because it is a
fall theme and she is the biggest by far, the
biggest fan so long since's yeah, the last time she
did it was because she was a big fan of
Christmas and she was somewhat traumatized by the mouse. The
Christmas mouse, yeah, which was not found behind the refrigerator
in the break room.

Speaker 13 (01:12:25):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
It was bought at a pet store feeding to anyway, anyway,
how do you consider it?

Speaker 10 (01:12:33):
I don't trust Sea Bass fair and that is where
I am worried of what.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
I'll give you my word as a gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Thank you a gentleman.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
It's decent enough. I don't mind doing it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
If it is ridiculous, I'm gonna I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
Get so pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
How about how about if I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Serious, like, I will like throw a fit. I will
be so mad if it could be.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
No, but like, seriously, honestly.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
I don't, I don't I have no idea what the
items are. I know they're fault theme. That's really all
I know. I have no idea. I did not see.
Morgan saw what could be bad in the fall.

Speaker 11 (01:13:12):
From what I saw on the counter.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
You should do it, Sam, I mean I love cider donuts,
I love Hey, Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:13:17):
I try.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Trust Morgan. She saw the items. She saw, well, she
saw I wasn't. Well.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
I'll give you my word and you give me the
money you earned. But yeah, Morgan may have not seen everything.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
That's true. I didn't see every I didn't go digging.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
I saw it was on the counter.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Yes or no?

Speaker 11 (01:13:37):
The alarm's gonna go off.

Speaker 10 (01:13:38):
I know I really don't want to, but I really
feel like it's going to be like a thing if
I don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
What do you mean just to just give me a
yes or no? We don't have all day.

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
No, I don't want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
All right, it's not gonna do it all right? All right,
So Menas, I guess you're up. All right, let's do this.
So Menessa, step out into the uh into the hallway. Okay,
what is item number one? Fault theme? Easy peasy lemon'squrazy.
So this would have been an easy hundred bucks classic
fall item.

Speaker 12 (01:14:06):
A pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Isn't that I have scare? I have taken the lid
off and it's going to be, you know, guts in pumpkin. Yeah,
money in the garbage.

Speaker 9 (01:14:21):
Okay, fall item number two for the Glory Whole Challenge,
And speaking of pumpkins and basic stuff, that was again
intended for Sammy, Uh, pumpkin spice, cold foam.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
This is good for men because he likes cold.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Ye is that something you can? I haven't had that,
do you can? You put that in your mouth like
a cool whip.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
It's designed that way from us, and it's like a
cool whip kind of can't not cool because it's a ready.

Speaker 9 (01:14:46):
Whips and you know what, Woodie, while I was there,
this is unrelated to the Glory Whole Challenge, but as
a gift from me to your wife.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
The other type of ready whip they had was, oh god,
is it wicked? A she'll she'll be less annoyed by you?

Speaker 12 (01:15:02):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Do you want to autograph it for? Okay? And the
last thing, Oh my god, they're really milking that whole
wicked thing. Well, it wasn't the number three.

Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
Brick soft we can't forget a little free friends in
the season of fall. So I have from the fine
folks at blue is the Blue Diamond. Yes, it's the
Turkey Day Feast.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Can.

Speaker 9 (01:15:28):
And if you want to, I can even throw some
official pumpkin spice seasoning on it, just to make it,
you know, extra folly festive.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
The thing that makes me throw it more than anything
is wet catter dog food.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Yeah, we turkey. We get a can of Turkey Day feast. Okay,
dog food, all right, So pumpkin pumpkin spice, cold foam
Turkey Day Feast dog food.

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
This one's easy salmon.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
But I don't try.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
Trust yeah yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Look, yeah, we all make big mistakes. That's fine, it's fine.
All right. Let's uh, let's let's bring menace back in.
He'll have the the this the blindfolds ridiculous is a
big googly eyed thing. Here a comes, all right, so
uh leading medicine all right here here he is, all right, alright,

(01:16:16):
he's he's taking a seat.

Speaker 11 (01:16:18):
I could be sermonius to you some day.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Oh yeah, and maybe he ends up getting a getting Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
All right, Monica, Monica, if you're listening, Monica, definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Now keep in mind, Sammy, he's gonna he's gonna be
closer to the glory hole, so you might as well
move the microphone to where it's gonna be needed. There
we go, all right, and then uh and then she
put that head down like she's done it. Yeah, that's good.
I have never adjusted microphones before. I can't understand how

(01:16:53):
it's such a mystery every single time we do something
like this. Move it closer to the goddamn box. Thank you?
There there, move forward? See how the microphone can come
more toward me. Jesus Christ, you've never done I don't
give it to me.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
It's fixed, damn my good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
No, but just leaned forward a bit more. Butte there
you go.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
You're good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
So I number one again. It's one hundred bucks up
for grabs with each one of these items.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
I am up for bad alright.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Mm hmmm, that's through the glory hall.

Speaker 13 (01:17:26):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
It smells very like like it's the vegetable baby. Can
you kind of tell the texture at all? Or slimy
kind of slimy taste it? What's kind of? It feels
like boney you interesting visual? You know how much he

(01:17:53):
loves I can't identify, got his hands all hold on
to watch it. Menace once you gave it like a
legit like taste.

Speaker 14 (01:18:08):
Yeah, he's like a bony, slimy thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Slimy hundred buckxcept for grabs number one. Okay, wait, okay,
I think I might know what it is, but it
doesn't feel like the shape of it. Okay, is it
a pumpkin? Is it a pumpkin? Menace? It is a pumpkin.
Feel like there's a bone. So Sea Bass cut the

(01:18:35):
top of the pumpkin off and so that's the underside
of like where the stem is, like you where you
like cut it open so you can dig out all
the guts and stuff. So what you were the slimy
part was the pumpkin guts. There's pumpkin guts and seeds
and the bones or the seeding your your face. I
thought he would get one with immediately get how.

Speaker 7 (01:18:55):
Old is that pumpkin?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
I literally cut it fifteen minutes?

Speaker 7 (01:18:59):
Really okay?

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Yeah, alright, so they're the one let's go all right,
item number two here for the glory Hall challenge. All right,
so he is he is feeding the item now through
the glory Hall. What this is supposed to is that, like, okay,

(01:19:25):
this is the pumpkin spice cold and here he goes
not hold on all right, hold on, okay, okay, okay,
oh god, I think I know what that is.

Speaker 12 (01:19:41):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
It's like, what is it. It's like cinnamon flavored whipped
cream or whip cream? Are pumpkin pumpkin whipped cream? Spy?
That's it? Hold on, pumpkin spice cold foam? You love
cold spice old foam? All righty? Wow, he's wiping him off.
He really, he really does. Like he was like that

(01:20:05):
paper towels you on the on the receiving end of
a glory hole. Yeah, for real, like a for real
glory hole. We're gonna like you can you can clean
up your off? Yeah, look him off, gret you off? Yeah,
I menace two items and two hundred dollars. All right,

(01:20:25):
now you have you have one more thing to try
to guess what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
He's just not excited about that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Yeah, but see now you realize what it was probably
delicious and you're about to throw up.

Speaker 13 (01:20:39):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
What's in there, man, Am I in the right area?

Speaker 12 (01:20:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Okay, okay, so menaces uh adem number three yeah, is
about to put it through the through the glory hole.
Through the glory hole. There we go, all right? Sticks

(01:21:06):
tasty dog food.

Speaker 12 (01:21:10):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
I don't like it dog food.

Speaker 12 (01:21:12):
I don't like it.

Speaker 14 (01:21:14):
I don't like it.

Speaker 12 (01:21:19):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Maybe, Okay, you smell it? Was it smell like dog food?
But does it have like a like like like just
dog food? Like? What does it smell like it? Does
it smell like? Uh?

Speaker 20 (01:21:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Is there like a texture? Can you feel like? What's
the texture? It's like it's like it's like it could
be but be a bone, could be some kind of bone.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Does it smells dog too?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Smells dog does have a taste.

Speaker 22 (01:21:50):
No, I'm not tasting.

Speaker 17 (01:21:51):
I'm not tasting it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
I'm not gonna taste it is chunky.

Speaker 13 (01:21:54):
He does.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
He does look like a kid who's like his mom
is trying to give him some medicine. Es this.

Speaker 12 (01:22:00):
No, No, I don't know what this is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
You've gone back a mile dog, Craig, Why are you okay? Okay?

(01:22:27):
I mean do you need another?

Speaker 16 (01:22:29):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
You are?

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Do you want to take a do you want to
are you ready to take a guess?

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
Stop believing?

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
All right, he's done, he's done. Alright, alright, do you
uh do you want to take a guest menace? Because
you said, uh, it smells like dog clu smells like
dog food. You said it's it's wet, just wet, yeah,
dog Did you taste anything? Oh god, I just took
a big.

Speaker 13 (01:22:56):
Do you have it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Do you have it? Like any kind of sleep? It's like, wait,
it's fall themed, smells like dog food.

Speaker 19 (01:23:05):
Oh god, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Give him one more, just one more work just he
just touched his face against Wait.

Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
Is it like some kind of chili chili?

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
Yeah, chili?

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Is that your final guess? Yeah, some sort of chill.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
I'm sad now.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
It is not chili menace. It is Turkey Day feast
dog food. It's called Turkey Day. It's a Turkey Day feast,
Turkey Day feast, dog food. I mean, you've straight up
eating dog food on the show before it's got to menace.
I gotta tell you, man, two hundred dollars hey, hey, yeah,

(01:23:51):
two hundred bucks. Hey, that'll come in handy for the
birthday month, you know. Yeah, don't you got some cold phone?
Some old phones terrible and oh my gosh, it's like
a crime scene. Now, men, as you want the shot
of this, it's the salted caramel whiped cream.

Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
Cream.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Oh no, it's pink. Yeah, I'm gonna eat this off
my wife's cans. That's gonna be awesome. He puts the
g in Garcia so Cal Sports with.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Hey, morning, buy, good morning, what do you show. Let's
go ahead and start with our Dodgers. They completed the
sweep last night against the Reds. Here are some highlights.

Speaker 14 (01:24:34):
Fine dry base hit left field, that one had it
towards the quarter and Hooky Becks is again with the
doubles and struck him out. Yamamoto locks up De la
Cruz and that'll do it. The Dodgers sweep the Reds
to zip.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Dodgers offense is cooking.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Wood You show eighteen runs in two games. Starting pitching
has been great. The big question though, the bullpen. All
of us fans are worried. What key k Hernandez is it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
They're gonna show up. We believe in them. They're gonna
do their job.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
I will say this about the bullpen, though, Woodie show
the Dodgers may have found their postseason closer in Rokie Sasaki.
He was out there throwing gas on the mound last
night over triple digits.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I love the Roki ro Key chance.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
He's got all the makings of a great closer and
he really feels the need for the Dodgers. So up
next for the boys in Blue, we have the Phillies.
That series starts on Saturday in Philadelphia. Other wildcard games
in the MLB, we got three winner take all game
threes today, starting at noon with Detroit and Cleveland, then
the Padres and Cubs, and then closing out today Red
Sox and Yankees. And since we're talking baseball, saw a

(01:25:38):
rumor yesterday that Albert Polholz is the front runner to
manage the Angels next season.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
That would be interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
And finally we got Thursday Night football at SOFI Stadium
tonight the Rams and the Niners. Niners will be without
their quarterback, brock Perty and two receivers. Rams are favored
by eight and a half. I would take the Rams, you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Know, Woodie. My wife is going to the game.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
So there's another over under bet going on in my
household over under four margaritas.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
I will definitely take the over.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
I'm JEFFG and that's suck out Sport over for sure.
Jeff g everybody, Yeah, it's man. This is birthday month. Yeah,
uh see look at the wish list.

Speaker 16 (01:26:20):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight. Wait we're
looking at Oh wait one two, three four, Number number
five on your list? Venus number five? Yes, number five
is what is number five? Look at number five?

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
Okay, number five on my list?

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
Number five on your list? Oh I think I know
what is it. Look, I'm trying. I'm trying to pull
it up. It's your list, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
One two before paddock access at F one, Austin.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Okay, got an email here, really email at the shot
dot com named Matt. I am one of the advisors
to one of the racing teams. Unfortunately, all of our
paddock passes are being used in Austin, but next week
I might have availability for Las Vegas and I could

(01:27:16):
give Menace a tour of the paddock and garage, plus
a meet and greet with a driver.

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
There you go, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Check.

Speaker 7 (01:27:24):
Yeah, I mean it's not Austin, but I mean I
was going to Vegas anyways as well.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
So okay, awesome, there there you go. Hecky, all right,
So check out our instagram at the wy show and uh, yeah,
you can see MENACE's birthday list and how you might
be able to help you know.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
Yeah, it's cool, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Yeah all right, I mean you like that, right, I
love that. It's awesome, dude. So everybody was sending this
to me yesterday, and it's so funny. This happened on
a radio station in New York City ten ten wins
and there was an issue where all of a sudden
they went to the weather forecast and uh, someone was

(01:28:05):
watching some adult content. Now I've I've bleeped out the
parts that you that you can, but I mean, dude,
it was so funny. I have I have a little
follow up on it too.

Speaker 16 (01:28:17):
That Ny three, let's get a check up your ACU
weather forecast. Here's meteorologist Brian Thompson.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
After another pretty warm day today, Laurie, it is going
to be cooling off quite a bit over the next
few days, including tonight. The breeze is going to be
picking up and it is going to be coolers. It
turns out clear to part of the cloud.

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
No, yes, dude, are you right now?

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
I have I.

Speaker 20 (01:28:40):
Don't know where that's coming from there, but it seems
to be. We have another station on the air here, what.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Is the station? I can't even so now there's this
dead air. This is the real dead air. I'm not
touching anything. That's no pause.

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
Try this again.

Speaker 20 (01:28:56):
We're getting a lot of interference right now on the line,
but we're.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Going to try to connect now with aky. Whether it's
Brian Thompson, Brian.

Speaker 13 (01:29:05):
Laurie.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
We do have a breezy and it went into the
weather forecast. So a friend of mine been in front
of mine for a long time. Remember the guy that
we had call in he quit alcohol the what was it,
Craig Beck? Yeah, he read that Craig Beck book Alcohol
Lied to Me or whatever it's called. Is that what's
called alcohol lied to me? And he like cold turkey.

(01:29:26):
He was like an alcoholic and just quit. Yeah. Wow,
and he's going on six years of sobriety. We talked
to him after he was in like a handful of months. Anyway,
So he is an anchor, a news anchor at this
radio station.

Speaker 12 (01:29:37):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
And I asked him, I said, hey, man, what the
hell happened? He goes, Dude, he goes, There's so many
ways that could have happened, because all the studios are
kind of tied together. It's a news station, so that
could have been It could have been up in any room.
It wasn't necessarily the newscaster or the weather guy like
something when they went to go to whatever studio that
need something was opened somewhere. Point is somebody somebody was

(01:30:01):
watching porn.

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
Which station is the porn station?

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Think somebody was watching porn at the radio station. It
is not necessarily the anchorchick or the weather guy. It
wasn't like the weather guy was like, you know, Brian
whatever his name was, was like, you know, watching porn
while that was going on, right, but you could tell
you she just freaked out interference from another station. No, ladies,
someone at your station's watching porn, super and it's somehow

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patched in a lot of us taking a lot of us.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
Have been doing this for over thirty years and the
amount of times that people have been caught or we've
walked upon people watching porn at work.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Why do you want to get so, let's get a
check up.

Speaker 16 (01:30:44):
You're ACU, whether you're forecast. Here's meteorologist Brian Thompson.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
Yeah, after another pretty warm day today, Laurie, it's gonna
be cooling off quite a bit over the next few days,
including tonight, the.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Breeze is going to be picking up and it is
going to be cooler. It turns out clear to part
in the cloud. No, yes, just right now.

Speaker 19 (01:31:03):
I don't look at home.

Speaker 20 (01:31:05):
I don't know where that's coming from, Greg, but it
seems to be we have another street park.

Speaker 19 (01:31:12):
I can't even.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
It's good so funny.

Speaker 7 (01:31:20):
I mean, we look up stuff for the show, but.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
Just like not during the weather.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
You never know they might have don it. They might
have been doing for show research. So news research station. Yes,
you never know, menace. Come on, I know someone's totally
watching it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:35):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
God eight text over to two two nine eight seven
Woody Show will be right back, Woody Show. All right,
So we were talking about this thing that happened on
this news station in New York City. For all of

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a sudden, there was like all content that started playing
while they're doing the weather forecast.

Speaker 16 (01:32:06):
Let's get a check up. You're ACU weather forecast. Here's
meteorologist Brian Thompson.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
After another pretty warm day today, Laurie, it is gonna
be cooling off quite a bit over the next few days,
including tonight. The breeze is going to be picking up
and it is going to be coolers. It turns out
clear to part in the cloud.

Speaker 10 (01:32:22):
No, yes, are you right now?

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
I have I don't look ahead.

Speaker 20 (01:32:27):
I don't know where that's coming from, Greg, but it
seems to be we have another station on the air here.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
What is.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
I can't even.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
So I talked to a friend of mine who works
at that radio station as a news anchor. He says, Man,
there's a thousand ways that could have happened. They're looking
into it, I guess. But all these studios are all
kind of tied in together, and somebody could have left
something on in another room, and like, what are they watching? Well,
this is the part I hadn't heard yet. But a
lot of people are hitting this up on the text, saying,
I don't think that's a clip of corn, right, correct?

Speaker 12 (01:33:00):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Someone says it's not porn. I'm pretty sure. It's actually
a clip from a show called Working Moms. And in
the episode, her and her friend are in the massage
plays and the tables or something start to vibrate. Either way,
it's good. Yeah. Somebody said, there's it's a massage machine,
like one of those water massage machines. Yeah, I mean
it is.

Speaker 9 (01:33:20):
It is porno adjacent. B It's it's from a comedy
show where she's in a hydro massage.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
And she's getting so it's not actual pomp, but still hilarious.
Oh my god, these people people have a heart attack
when dead air happens, or if somebody happens to like
something slips through. It's not the end of the world.
You guys do it like that. Nothing really happens. There
is no true consequence. It's like things happen. You hear

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it on sports and when there are live events all
the time. Big deal.

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
I really, I really wish we would get past like
we have alarms and people start running down the halls.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Crazy. But I will argue when I hear dead air,
I just leave it on and I cup want to
see what happens. How long is this going to lay? Uh? Well,
let's go through some of the week in audio. New
audio that's from an older incident. Morgan Wallen.

Speaker 9 (01:34:11):
He was arrested and pled guilty to throwing a chair
off of a roof of a Nashville bar last year. Well,
now the body cab became footages out a year and
a half later for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Now, so here he is.

Speaker 9 (01:34:23):
The cops going to the bar because this this chair
landed in the middle of traffic. So yeah, they're gonna
theyre going to investigate this. And uh, here is Morgan
his bodyguarding, not Morgige.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
I mean mor she could have done this in her
past life. Look a Greg.

Speaker 9 (01:34:38):
Yes, So here is them, and listen to the like
the people This isn't Morgan yelling at first, but his
ball entourage. Uh, listening to how how adamant they were
that there is no way that Morgan could have thrown
this chair off this roof.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
You don't see anybody.

Speaker 22 (01:34:56):
Anything, You don't have excusing, I like, you didn't thrown nothing,
thrown his bodyguard?

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
What happened?

Speaker 11 (01:35:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:13):
When did his bodyguard to say, I'm his bodyguard.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
You have to you have to.

Speaker 9 (01:35:17):
So the bodyguards usually are off duty or retired police,
but regardless, he's a uniformed active police investors.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Now nothing. Yeah, that that other guy was just like, no,
you didn't see think you're just a cute.

Speaker 9 (01:35:29):
Well the cops went up, looked at the security video, said, oh,
there's Morgan wall and thrown a chair. So the morgana
lying bodyguard's line. The other guy's lying, everyone's lying. But
Morgan got a sweet burden on the cops, uh sort of.
He's in the back of the squad car getting ready
to be hauled off and what's on the radio?

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
But Morgan Thomas Rex, Oh, yeah, this is.

Speaker 18 (01:35:50):
Me and turn it up as me and try yeah,
that's me right there, oh me.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Tr TR is one of the best. He's one of
the best days in the world. He would definitely not
be getting arrested. Yeah, So tr he was doing that
to try to you know, like favorite.

Speaker 22 (01:36:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
Yeah, that was his.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Version of like, don't you know who I am? And
Morgan Wallen when you see him like not on stage,
he's just a dude. He's like, you wouldn't pay no
attention to this guy. So, you know, limp Biscuit came
out with that new song making Love to Morgan or whatever,
and apparently they have a number one it's is it
the album or the number one song? There was a
yeah because this song was terrible bottling and I like
Lumbiscuit a lot terrible. I like Lymbiscuit a lot BUTEA

(01:36:38):
Olympus can win number one in twenty twenty five, which
is crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:36:43):
I think, Well, a lot of his fans probably want
to see what the song is about. Also pretty smart
on the search for on streaming, because Morgan Wallen is
like top searched artists, and then probably people typing yeah,
people are like typing in his name and then they
here go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
There stops Morgan Wallen and the charts limp biscuit land
number one, first number one hit in twenty five years.
There you go on hard knock songs on some of
the sub charts. Definitely yeah, like damn okay, that was
a terrible song.

Speaker 6 (01:37:12):
But they had nothing to do with Morgan, which is
actually brilliant.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
And in the police card that is where he heard
the song.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
I literally didn't know. Copps listened to the radio are
you serious in their car watching.

Speaker 9 (01:37:24):
Police watch enough police body cam videos and their talk
shows like our shows, did not know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
What do you think they're doing in there? I figured
it was silent in there and then they could hear their.

Speaker 9 (01:37:38):
Yeah, exactly, this weekend audio menace. This is a wheel
of fortune, not a fail. In fact, this is actually
a great wheel of fortune. Landmark happened this this week
it was on the big final bonus thing and handed
to menace. Okay, and see if you can figure out
what this is. The The category is living things. Okay,
it's blank a C blank blank F and then the
last one see blank blank blank t E sky living things,

(01:38:02):
living things, so blank.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Obviously the second word is O or if we don't know,
it could be yeah, it could be F. That's just yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:38:13):
So that's a living thing. So clients, animals, race of
the codas, race of the four words of uh, coyotes.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
What's the first word? That's the fast first word, not.

Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
Race, brace of coyotes?

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
Brace? What would a brace? I don't know. Maybe that's
a group of can't be brace because you already have
an E in there.

Speaker 7 (01:38:42):
Okay, uh, trace of coyotes.

Speaker 9 (01:38:47):
I can't the last letter of the first word cannot be.
He's already been Tracy of coyotes.

Speaker 12 (01:38:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Let's go to lady a real fortune this week, who
set the record the new record for the highest prize
is one of those prizes on that big final wheel
could be a million bucks, so that plus or other winnings.
Let's find out why in the audience. Living things that
is the category you'll have ten seconds to try and
solve it. Christina staring at me, good luck, pack of coyotes.

(01:39:22):
Not no phrase, you just look Oh my god. Yes,
I guess her boss was in the studio audience with her.
She's not quitting her job. She's planning to pay off
her student loans. She's going to buy a house and

(01:39:43):
enjoy some of the other prizes that she won on
the show.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
She shouldn't quit because she's probably getting like a half
a million, right and then after depending on her student loans.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
House. Yeah, for four lifetimes. I wouldn't be listening to
my job, my boss very closer. Yeah, shupping there. Yeah,
this weekend audio menace? How ripping out?

Speaker 13 (01:40:04):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Bad Bunny hosting SNL again?

Speaker 13 (01:40:06):
This way?

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
What?

Speaker 9 (01:40:09):
So he's he's he's playing the halftime in the Super Bowl.
He's hosting Satura Night Live again. Well he gets some
run off because his wife get all horny, and then
maybe he gets some it's not bad Bunny, maybe so
now bad Bunny. He's hosted before, so he's been a
musical guest before.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
But he I, I don't know. This is the promos
that SNL released this week, So.

Speaker 12 (01:40:27):
It's cool down my friendst day in ther place for
the week.

Speaker 17 (01:40:30):
Right, today's literally my first friend, his baby, his dog,
be careful.

Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
He bite the dog, all of them.

Speaker 12 (01:40:37):
I'm gonna go uh and you tell me if he's trip.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
I don't do is he okay? What exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
The problem?

Speaker 7 (01:40:45):
The promos are never good.

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
I agree, but like, what is he saying? Is the
I mean I know his Spanish is his first language.
I understand. All right, menace right here translate.

Speaker 12 (01:40:54):
So it's cool down my friendst day in ther place
for the week.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Right, All right, so we all got he's like, my
friends stay if my friend stays at your place for
the week. Yeah. Correct, the premises he's being like over,
he's ingratiating himself too much.

Speaker 12 (01:41:06):
With friend, his baby, his dog.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Be careful.

Speaker 7 (01:41:12):
Yeah, so my friend, my his baby, and his dog
are gonna stay.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
Bring everybody but ye dog.

Speaker 12 (01:41:20):
I'm gonna go ah and you tell him evis trip.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
Wait?

Speaker 13 (01:41:25):
What was the wait?

Speaker 7 (01:41:26):
Go back a little bit. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 12 (01:41:28):
I'm gonna go ah and you tell him in evis trip.

Speaker 7 (01:41:33):
I can't tell that part.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
So he's all of that.

Speaker 12 (01:41:35):
I'm gonna go ah and you tell him evis trip.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
You tell me if it's a trip.

Speaker 5 (01:41:41):
So I think it's a trap.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
So he's like, good job, guys, Yeah, yeah, good.

Speaker 9 (01:41:47):
There's a thing about bad. But I'm not on this
whole super Bowl controversy. I don't care who the hell
plays that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
Yeah, he has had one hit with Cardi B. I
like it or whatever. I like it like that. All
of his other hits are huge hits, but they're all
Spanish language, like they're not a mainstream America. But again,
the super Bowl halftime show, everybody seems to forget. It's
not for the football fans to bring everybody else in.
They got me, they don't need us. We're gonna watch

(01:42:14):
regardless that it doesn't matter who's playing. It's not about
I'm not tuning in because of the half. In fact,
that's usually when I tune out, like I'm that's that's
my opportunity to go take a leak of progress fo
you know whatever, because I'm watching the game otherwise. Also,
at one point was more interested in the commercials, not
so much these days, but it was all There was

(01:42:35):
very few times that you got to break for the
food for the other stuff, and so the half, the
halftime show for me personally was that was the time.
But now you are trying to get other people into
check it out into the fold. But they put on
K pop Demon Hunters, that'd be a good choice.

Speaker 7 (01:42:58):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Yeah, Hi, welcome back. Going over some of this week
in audio and uh one of my one of my
favorite clips of the week.

Speaker 9 (01:43:16):
It's a Florida or family as they said, called Florida
A and M University.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
And you may have noticed this. It's certain colleges, especially
HBCUs will have a marching band and cheerleaders, but they'll
also have kind of a dance team, cheer squad.

Speaker 7 (01:43:33):
I think, yeah, don't they have like flags and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Yeah, so it's like like a palm squad color guard. Yes.
The thing is some of them are morbidly obese. Why
they used to have standards. I think now it's just
like they can't tell you can't tell people that you
can't be Well, we had we had flag and color
guard at Georgia Tech. But because they just couldn't be
cheerleaders obviously, right sammy high five.

Speaker 6 (01:43:57):
No, that's not two different things.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Yeah, because you're you're not athletic to have to be
a cheerleader. I get it.

Speaker 9 (01:44:04):
But these girls, some of these girls are so fat
and the announcer how fat are they? Well, you're about
to find out at fam move. This is not the
This not the this is the PA announcer. So this
is to the entire stadium congratulating the dance squad and
their performance.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
And congratulate them. There now the new face.

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
Heal Now.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
To me, I love that because it wasn't just on
the radio broadcast. That was to the stadium. Who now,
so this is this is this guy? He's apparently been
the announcer for like thirty years?

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
Was that his last day?

Speaker 9 (01:44:46):
He's guy been suspended for two games and the s
W A C, which I guess the conference that family
plays in.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Find them ten thousand dollars? Ten thousand dollars. Okay, where
does that money go?

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
Who gets the ten grand?

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Does it go to Jenny Craig, go to a bunch
of rice cakes? What's it going to? It goes to
the Swax? Does it go to the Peloton subscriptions?

Speaker 13 (01:45:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
It just went up, by the way, say that game
we just went up? Yeah? Birds are oh.

Speaker 13 (01:45:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:45:28):
Cow Dare someone say the emperor has no clothes or
this kid not enough clothes at least in this case. Yeah, people,
I see these anyway, Well that's him.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
He's done. Okay, good for you. Speaking of college football
we have I feel like we've had one of these
stories every week now. This is from Inside Edition. Old
man plays football. Here it is.

Speaker 13 (01:45:46):
He's freshman Tom Sillo, and he's starting his college football
career at the age of fifty eight. You heard right,
fifty eight years old. Tom's a defensive lineman with thee
Coming College Warriors in Williamsport, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
I never went to college, but for years I just
always had this burning desire in the back of my
head to play college football. Damn fifty. It's a D
three school, so it's basically high school essentially. But he's
gonna get hurt. Yeah probably, yeah, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:46:20):
And I was kind of against these sort of guys,
just like, Okay, we get it, you're actual. I thought, oh,
he's taking a roster spot. But at the college that
I spoke at recently, which was a community college and
basically D three almost, they were trying to get people
to play like they couldn't they There are years they
can't field a team because they don't have enough bring us.

Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
Your dad's.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
He's a conversation piece, right, and if he wants to,
you know, blow his acl out of the age of
fifty eight, likely, where do you go, sir?

Speaker 9 (01:46:45):
So I'm not against him as much anymore. This week
in audio athletic wise, this is a clip what he
sent this to me, and I agree with it completely.
So this lady is at a public gym and she's
got her little tripod out and her phone on it,
which should be a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
Se best loves this stuff. Yeah, yeah, so now yes,
because you're because this is this is a gym for
working out. This is not a video studio. It's a
dripping hazard. I get it.

Speaker 9 (01:47:08):
You're there, you're you're silently intimidating other people not to
use the areas around you because they're trying to be polite. Well,
in this other girl doesn't even see the camera, doesn't care,
it just goes about her business. Well, the girl videoing
this is from her camera's point of view. Uh so
it's a little little uh you know, hard to hear,
but she goes and but rates the woman for getting
in her shots because why do you care that I'm

(01:47:35):
standing there?

Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
Because you're annoying me?

Speaker 9 (01:47:38):
She sounds so cool, and I see normal as you
might imagine. I've sent letters to my complex. There were
people doing this in my gym, and they sent out,
you know, little reminders to everybody to no avail because
the jerks who want to film themselves they don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
And if you're such a big deal, you know that
you need like a whole set up stage. Basically, uh,
you should be able to afford your own gym. Yeah
sounds that's a good point. When he goes to my thing.

Speaker 9 (01:48:02):
Unless you're setting a world record, No one cares about
you crappily doing every day exercise. And she's not even
that hot. And if you got it, you better be
super damn hot. And I better be see like, you know,
crotch and all kinds of stuff, because.

Speaker 7 (01:48:15):
Hey, I better see it. Look, i'd better see it.
See a camel toe, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:48:21):
So minimum This week in audio, there's another one from
what he This is a Brooklyn guy and his least
super sweet Chevy Silverado is being towed assumingly because he
didn't pay on it, and so he's fighting with the
toe guy. Blah blah blah blah. One thing leads to another,
and a lot of times that you see as people
get in their car and then try to like get
back the car off the tow truck. Well, this guy,

(01:48:42):
he knows that that's destroy your car. He knows that's
not gonna work, and he does the next best thing.
He and again his his truck is still kind of
halfway at an angle, so it's not straight by any means.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
He says, well, I could just steal the whole tow truck,
get both Yeah, get the truck and I get to
keep my car. And then he ended up like like
swiping a whole my of other cars on the street too,
because he knows, yeah, right, and there goes the other

(01:49:12):
cars in the street. Crampra. Yeah. Here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (01:49:24):
So this guy is he's not like a twenty one
year old hot head. He's fifty six cool. He's got
a plea deal where.

Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
He's only getting like three years of probation because his
car was getting stolen. So in his car, the bank's car.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Can I say a question like why why are people
always so like crappy to these REPO.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
Guys, Well, you're shooting the messenger.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
They're just doing their job. You know why they're there
because your report because you didn't you didn't pay your bill,
and so somebody sent them to come take it away.

Speaker 5 (01:49:56):
Personal.

Speaker 2 (01:49:57):
Yeah, but you're threatening them and trying to attack them.
Some people do attack them, some people will shoot at them,
and it's it's crazy. That's a job I would never want.
Hell And I understand you're upset and you're like in
a in a place in your life where things are tough,
and you're already underwater in so many different ways, and
you need this car to get to your job so

(01:50:18):
you can even pay something, right.

Speaker 9 (01:50:21):
I mean this this makes at the end all this
speaks a dumbash tail because this is a twenty twenty Silverado.
This is hitting you know, the Fiesta from nineteen ninety three.
This is a douchebag who wants to look cool, can't
afford his His douchebags had a symbol.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
Look. You can get in this thing for seven hundred
and twenty dollars a month. There were only one hundred
and thirty months, six thou six thousand, down one hundred
and thirty months.

Speaker 9 (01:50:43):
And I'm pissed about the probation because this guy has
multiple previous arrests.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
I love to have.

Speaker 9 (01:50:47):
This is from the smoking gun. They went to look
into his past. He was soon in twenty twenty because
he called somebody in his neighborhood on a Facebook group
of pedophile. No, he's divorced with four kids. He's just
a hot head, a whole who's fifty six years old
and he needs to spend some time.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
Sounds like a winner this week. And audio also involving
vehicle collisions.

Speaker 9 (01:51:05):
This is from inside Addition, where an Illinois traffic cop
was just you know, right in the ticket whatever and
suddenly comes down the highway somebody else who rearens the
cops car.

Speaker 2 (01:51:14):
But he's got a good reason why he did it. Hey,
you tell me you all right? Yeah, I'm all right.

Speaker 13 (01:51:25):
What happened?

Speaker 12 (01:51:25):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
I don't know, man, I've been drinking. You've been drinking, okay,
and weed fields okay. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:51:33):
Jennings later told the officer that his actions were not accidental.

Speaker 22 (01:51:38):
I did get on part of well you hit me
on purpose?

Speaker 21 (01:51:42):
Who dude, So he's the world's most artist, drunk and
high and I'm bored.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
As surprising as that as to here as a police
officer wouldn't be equally surprising me. Go, you know what,
you're honest, he's refreshing. You're ready to go, even though
he did it on perfect enjoy. If only everybody's mind
would be blinding your first ruin. You have to walk boredom,
have a nice day.

Speaker 6 (01:52:12):
So what's a weed pill?

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
I'm assuming I heard there's gummies and somewhere like los
and eight seven seven forty four. He text us over
to two to nine eight seven. We'll wrap up the
weekend audio next, hang up the show. Hey, let's put
the wraps on this round of the Weekend Audio.

Speaker 9 (01:52:34):
This next clip has been making the rounds a lot
of places, but we're playing it as a warning because
it's quite possibly as fake.

Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
It is an actress who is in the Chad Powers series.
Sammy Yes.

Speaker 18 (01:52:48):
Powell.

Speaker 9 (01:52:49):
Now this this Chad Powers series, which is a fictionalization
of the prank videos that Eli Manning gad where he
would play an old guy Chad Powers trying out the
Knowledge Team. It's so good that they hired Hawk to
a girl to be famous actress Hawk for a cameo
right now. This this is the video though, shows an actress,

(01:53:11):
a very young little chick thing in l a with
a bunch of supposedly with a bunch of her friends, yes,
supposedly getting around to watch her scene in the New
Chad Powers the TV show, only to find out that
she's been replaced by Hawk to a girl.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
And this actress supposedly does not like that.

Speaker 16 (01:53:31):
Well you want.

Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
My scene?

Speaker 13 (01:53:37):
Did you come it later?

Speaker 16 (01:53:39):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:53:39):
This is literally my scene.

Speaker 7 (01:53:46):
Oh my god, I just literally.

Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
Howkta screams? Yeah, I think it's fake. Yeah, well I
think I watched the first time, I go, Okay, it's
kind of kind of funny. Then the second time I
saw it go on the fence. Now this third time
hearing it, it sounds it sounds scripted. It sounds like
the friends like, are you sure? And also based on
what the show like, you just mentioned the show, I

(01:54:15):
didn't know anything about the show, but the show sucks
number one. But about pranking or right, well, she is
she the shows, but this is the fictional version of pranking.
But also she posted the like news coverage on her
own Instagram.

Speaker 7 (01:54:27):
It leans me into maybe she kind of as a
stand in or something.

Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
Yeah, I mean she's it does happen, Yeah the time.
I think you're right, Gen, I think it's the people
she's with that give it away. Yeah, later. I mean
I was in a scene with Sandra Bullock and they
dubbed my they used someone else's voice. Yeah, it's like
David Prowse, who is Darth Vader, he got to act.
They didn't use his voice.

Speaker 12 (01:54:51):
He got to act.

Speaker 7 (01:54:54):
In Peacemaker, like one of the characters they like totally replaced,
and they shot like five episodes with the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Even when I was doing Mayans MC. Uh, you know,
we from all kinds of stuff and I had a
lot of you know, prime camera time, and they're like, man,
we can't show this guy to It was funny because like, uh,
even there was one scene in particular where I had
a line right and uh and as I'm getting but
the camera wasn't on me. As I read the line.

(01:55:22):
They were like kind of going around like that because
I was one of the I was one of the
sons of anarchy in Mayan ZMC, and they're going, we're
discussing like this whole like you know, retaliation against you know,
the mind blah blah blah blah, and uh whatever I
said my line and that like they were kind of
going around for the reactions in the room and got
a quick cut thing I could get it. I mean,
I see my face, like, you don't want to put

(01:55:44):
this guy on there? And so and so I knew
the scene was coming, and the scene comes up and
I go, oh, are you later missing? Get happens? How
good is this new power show?

Speaker 5 (01:56:00):
Sammy?

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
By the way, I mean she she got paid even
if she did the work, she still got baid.

Speaker 6 (01:56:04):
And they don't tell you when you're not going to
be in it. You're like a liar.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
You're like, but I've been waiting for sandwich reveal on
the show.

Speaker 12 (01:56:12):
I just watch it.

Speaker 6 (01:56:16):
I have not had time and super and I was
going to watch it last night. No, I haven't had time.

Speaker 2 (01:56:21):
Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.

Speaker 6 (01:56:22):
You're busy, Yes, yes, I've been busy.

Speaker 2 (01:56:25):
Yes, I agree. He's got a boyfriend. She's way more
busy than she used to be just getting No, certainly,
she's doing more things, she's going more places outside, she
has more plans.

Speaker 5 (01:56:35):
Yeah, like, that's not what my private investigator told me
this week.

Speaker 2 (01:56:39):
And audio.

Speaker 9 (01:56:40):
You know, speaking of actors, everybody's been a buzz with
the Rock and his shocking weight loss. Does he have
a disease? Maybe a tape for him or did he
just gain a bunch of weight for one role and
lose it for another? Will never know unless the rock
tells us.

Speaker 3 (01:56:54):
I gained thirty pounds for the role of smashing Machine,
and so it's good to get it off. And I
had to maintain it for live action Milana. So it's
like seven months man of thirty pounds of Well.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
That's a lot of wet. It's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:57:07):
It's you know, weighs on you.

Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
But I feel good, feel much better.

Speaker 12 (01:57:10):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
He looked huge in the trailer for that Savashing.

Speaker 9 (01:57:13):
Machine thing, and then we haven't seen the Malana thing yet.
But this next movie that he just stopped filming, I
guess he's smaller. So there's your explanation.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Give me one more clip for this week in audio.

Speaker 9 (01:57:22):
All right, this is a bit of a controversy and
a fun with accent from a Jesse Ledland. She's an
Australian mom and she's talking about how she had to
make a major mindset change from when she made her
own money to being a stay at home mom and
leeching off her husband.

Speaker 2 (01:57:36):
Okay, well warning fun accent a hell big time, all right.

Speaker 23 (01:57:40):
When I was making money from my business, if I
wanted to go out and buy a Prada bag. I
was entitled to that because I earned that money and
I made that money, and that's how I want to
spend it. And I said, but with him being the
financial provider, if I go out and buy that Prada bag,
I feel entitled. I would feel bruddy, and I would

(01:58:02):
feel like, who do you think you are?

Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:58:05):
It's so mean. You should like her that I do.

Speaker 9 (01:58:13):
She should be an inspiration to certain other wives. Who
is buying five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:58:19):
Yeah, I mean, dude, those women, they need talking to you.
I would never be married to somebody like that. Never, never, never.
All right, Well, thank you very much to mass here
Weekend Audio. They're gonna take a quick break More Woody Show.
Next The Woody Show. We are wrapping up and getting

(01:58:42):
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Speaker 7 (01:58:43):
Let's do that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
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(01:59:50):
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