FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 2nd 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude to the grapic nature of his program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question is advised the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Well, great news. It's a pre Friday,
not quite as good as actual Friday, but it's a
pre Friday. It's October. The second MENACE's birthday month continues
into a second day. No tell me fire anyway. Welcome,
we are the Woodi Show. Thanks for being here giving

(01:04):
us some of your valuable time this morning. My name
is Woody. That is Greg Glory and Flick Hey. We
got the birthday month boy himself. There's Menace Hi, all right,
there's Gina Greg, We got Sea Mass. Sammy is here.
Morgan our associate producer on the job this morning, as
while as vonn Our video producer. We got bored. We
got Menji holding things down the Woody Show production department
and you are here. That's what they do. They hold

(01:26):
the whole thing down because you know what, it would
fly away. It just gets too crazy. Yeah, and everything
would just like you know, like a big windstorm.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
We're just like yeah, yeah, we're making a tight down.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah. Eight seven seven four. If you want to call
him be part of things, hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eight seven. Coming up
on the show this morning, we have a Fall edition
of the Glory Whole Challenge. Yeah, so Gloryhole challenge. It's
a gloryhole, but instead of a wien are being fed
through it. That's the today. It's a Fall theme, So

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Fall theme items being fed through and then just using
the face or the mouth, can the person on the
receiving end of the glory hole determine what those fault
items are? Small items? Would know all about that? So
that is coming up for you this morning. Trending news
headlines against some of the birthday's part of birthday. Uh,
let's see, we got the week in audio. So you asked,
we'll tell us much. What's what's happening there? Again? If

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you want to be part of any of it, phones
eight seven seven forty four or text over to two
two nine eight seven. Uh, Sammy is going out of
town for a wedding this weekend. Yes, Now, is this
is this somebody that you are like? Is it like
your friend or family member? Or is this like either?

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Plus one?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Are you now the plus one for the new boyfriends,
no obligations.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
One of my friends from high schools getting.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Ou okay, because you were going like Oklahoma, right, yeah? Sweet?

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Yeah, he moved to Oklahoma, so that's where the wedding is.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, Oklahoma sucks, manish.

Speaker 8 (02:50):
No, the food's good.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
You say that everywhere we go. Yeah, yeah, every city,
Every city says they're a food city. Yeah, yeah, it's
all true. I have not been. I I've heard. I've
heard Oklahoma City is pretty cool, like and let me
tell you what I tell you about it. Let me
tell you what I mean by pretty cool. I have
a guy friends with, used to work with him or whatever,
and he moved there, and he said, man, life here

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is rad because the cost of living is great, the
people are super nice. There's enough stuff going on. So
it's a big enough city that they have like an
NBA team for example. It's a it's a central location,
so it's easy to get to other places that you
want to go to either coast if you want to
go there.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Just so it's so great. It's so easy to get
out of.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
But it has enough things there because it's a big
enough city to be able to host.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
Yet to meet a douchebag from Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
People don't know from Oklahoma, but I bet quite a
few people from Oklahoma. Number of times.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
You know, thats of Miami, Oklahoma, by the way, Miami, Oklahoma.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yes, And there's some really pretty areas.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
I've seen the area that they're going to get married
and the place that we're saying the hotel's really nice.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
There's a lake. It's really pretty hotel.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know, like what, like what kind of exciting
life for you leading sea bass that you know, everything
else sucks. I guess like it makes sense when you're
younger and you okay, and then you think to yourself, dude,
I got to be in the center of all the action,
and then you kind of realize, like a lot of
a lot of stuff's kind of overrated. You're paying a
lot of money to be in those places that are
quote the center of the actions, the New York's, the

(04:26):
Los Angeles.

Speaker 10 (04:28):
I agree with your with your point, Woody, and I
think Oklahoma would be a fine place to go to
retire or if.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
You wanted to have a race of family, a ranch,
raise a family. But if you look forward a house.

Speaker 10 (04:38):
Yeah, but literally, like you said, they have a basketball team.
I've been the downtown. It's one of those classic downtowns
that nothing happens after ten pm.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Essentially.

Speaker 10 (04:46):
Uh again, if you are younger, it's just not an
interesting place. Everything's flat. It's either very hot or very cold,
nothing in between.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
I mean, he's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah again, there's if you like it all sounds fine
than me.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
I mean, yeah, that sounds a nice place to live.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I think that that oppressed it.

Speaker 10 (05:01):
So there's no sign up again if that's if you
want to be an old dead person. It is a
absolutely fine place to go.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
Things to do there, there is, but there's more outdoorsy
things and people there too, like to go hunting and
go on lakes and all this other.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
And you could do anywhere. You could do that anywhere anyway.
So Sammy's going to Oklahoma. Yeah, good luck, dude. You
could we can bring up we could bring up anything,
and Sea Bass will find a way to crap on.

Speaker 10 (05:28):
I loved half the things in Memphis. Everybody's birthday list.
That everybody's good at something is just.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Stick in the mud. Is not a valid argument. But
when you say you can hunt and go to the
lake anywhere.

Speaker 10 (05:39):
Not really, Yeah, anywherehere really, I don't have a lake
youwear from North Florida to Oregon, there's pretty much any
of that.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
I can't hunt outside the studio.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
You could urban hunters do. Yeah. Yeah, people get hunted
down and you know what I'm saying, Like, you know,
they don't. They don't choot animals. They should animals. Yeah,
I've never set foot in Oklahoma. Yeah, I just think
I would like to go. I just think some of
these places get a get a bad rap because people
have this idea of what they think, you know, they

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need or what they think they should be doing.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
That's more like it what they should be doing.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
And you overlook certain things where you could have a
really good quality of life.

Speaker 10 (06:20):
Look, I don't disagree with any of that, but to you,
but you know, to be awesome is a lie.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's again, it's the same as anywhere, isn't that? Isn't
that subjective?

Speaker 10 (06:28):
Again, like I said, if you want to be an
old subjective person with a ranch, it's to.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Be fine for that.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
But again, you could do that anywhere from against North
Florida to Oreon.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Or if you want to buy a two bed, two
bath house thirteen forty six square feet for one seventy nine.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
You could do that in Oklahoma, that's again, but so Alabama, Mississippi,
talking Tennessee, anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's it's fine, it's it's the same as all those places.
All right. So you're going to this wedding, I am, yes,
Just to make sure. Is it an open bar?

Speaker 7 (06:54):
I'm sure it would.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Did you have to pick a meal or is it
going to be a buffet?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
I think I picked a meal.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Hate those? Do you you like buffets at weddings? Yes?

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Yeah, I like just about going back.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, because they played everything way ahead of time. The
mashed potatoes always get that kind of like cross on
the top. They piped them onto the plate. Yeah. I
don't like this. The steak has never done exactly how
you ordered it, und portions are kind of small. I'd
rather just go up, get your food, sit down. I mean,
it's just more of like a casual that unless you're
first to the buffet, it takes so long. You got

(07:27):
to be called by table. Yeah, you get called by table,
DJ or band you.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Know, I don't know. My guess would be DJ, but
I don't.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yes, Okay, bands always blow so dumb at a wedding.
They blow and I know.

Speaker 9 (07:41):
They're very into country music, so I mean, I'm sure
that all love the music.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Play. Yeah, you're gonna do a dosey dome?

Speaker 11 (07:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (07:46):
Maybe is your boyfriend going he is going?

Speaker 10 (07:53):
Here's what I'm nervous, he's going to propose?

Speaker 9 (07:58):
No, is that the govern shutdown in TSA?

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Am I gonna get stuck in the report?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
No? Forex? We had We had people on the text
yesterday saying that no, man, I flew out this morning TSA.
No problem because they're still working.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Right, Yeah, they're just pissed.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
More time goes on, the more likely people are gonna
call in sick or not going in pre check. I
do have pre check and fine, okay, clear, yeah, clear
pre check even.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
On the way home.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
I'm a little worried because then that's even further into.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I think the whole thing will get figured out sooner
than yeah, because these guys, I mean, it looks bad
on all of them, right, Yeah, I would think yeah,
they'll they'll they'll figure it out. And speaking of your
boyfriend proposing, which is gonna happen in a matter of days,
I think that is so lame when people do that
at weddings, like let me steal the thunder.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
You pay for all the food, all the ambiance, all
the decors, all the stuff, and I'll just come on
in with that's a move.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Now, if you're a frequent traveler and you've got TSA
pre check, this is this is good news. Pre check
is about to get even faster because they have announced
and they've already started it select airports. It's a faster
pre check line really yeah, pre check plus. So yeah, exactly.
So you have to show you still got to do
your you know, your boarding past your ID for the
faster line, but you don't have to show anything but

(09:18):
your face. So it's just your face. They're using the
facial comparison technology. Yeah, so it captures live footage of
you walking into the airport and checking your bags. China,
here we come. And I'm fine with it. Then don't
use it.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
I'm all about option. I'm just waiting for the people
to say that.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
So it captures live footage you walking to the airport
checking your bags, and it compares it to a photo
that you submitted for TSA pre check. And they're already
using this. Fifteen airports already doing it. So La Vegas
and like you know, thirteen others.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
But okay, you're already on camera. Who cares, They're always
on it.

Speaker 9 (09:55):
So there's nothing more that you have to sign up
to get this.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
It just is if you have check exactly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
because you already had your picture did Yeah, you've done
all that stuff. So they're watching me sneak my vape
in the air.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Yes, they're watching you put your little foot under the suitcase.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Wait.

Speaker 10 (10:15):
I just got clear like a month or two ago,
and I love It's lovely and everything. However, for some
reason the other the I didn't sign up with my
pre check. It wasn't on my boarding pass. So I'm like, dude,
I'm going.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
To be a clear guy.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
And then and then he goes, oh yeah, I'll clear
you right ahead to the non pre check line with.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
The stupid shoes.

Speaker 10 (10:33):
And then because I didn't have it, I, for whatever reason,
like that particular boarding pass didn't have my info on.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
It, walk you right to the front clear should They.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Won't not without.

Speaker 10 (10:47):
Yeah, they'll walk into the front over to the loser
line with all the people taking their shoes off and crap.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
But yeah, okay, I thought clear was just another version
of pre check.

Speaker 12 (10:59):
You have to.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
It has to be clear plus pre check. You know,
it's great because when you have see now, I have both.
I signed up for TSA pre check and Clear because
sometimes the TSA pre check lines how long and when
you go to clear, they'll put you at the front
of the TSA pre check satisfying. That is mega satisfying.
That's good. I got pre check. Note, well I got
better than I also saw that they are, uh, they're

(11:20):
now going to allow you to have your US passport
on your Apple wallet. Please. So they just they just
announced that so you'd be able to travel. I mean
theoretically just with your phone.

Speaker 12 (11:31):
You think that.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Easier to to fake and like you think that that's
going to be the problem.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
And they have other things, you know, as part of
the passes on your wallet? Yeah, correct, Yeah, so they
that's that's going to be an option. Yeah. But I
have TSA pre Check, I have Clear. I think I'm
gonna get global entry, even though I'm not an international traveler.
I think I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Yeah, will you ever use this?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Go to the bibe one time a year, I go
to Mexico. But just just to have you never know
where you're gonna need one. It is convenient down when
you come back from Mexico. Do they make you stand
in line or just breeze through? Well, it's kind of
a load of questions. Yeah, yeah, I just breezed through.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
He knows people.

Speaker 10 (12:12):
That is a nice thing about Global Entry is it's
it's just it's the same thing where it's just your
you scan your face, boom, you're done.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
My friend has a little entry. I don't, and coming
back from Iceland, she was like, where are you like,
I'm still in an hour long line. I wish today.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
I can't wait to use mine. That's what I got
Global Entry.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Eight seven seven forty four. I don't care why you listen.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
You love it.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Listening great as long as you're listening.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
This is the Lily Show. All right, welcome back everybody. Hey,
it is it pre Friday? It's October the second anything interesting? Oh,
today is bring your Bible to school day. I forgot
that's a good way to get your ass kicked. I
still saw a Bible and a Book of Mormon in
the last marriad I was in, you don't have a
family Bible? Best they still do? We do menace.

Speaker 10 (12:57):
My grandmother showed me our family Bible, which is a
one hundred and fifty years old damn. And it's got like,
you know, my great great great grandfather's wedding.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh, another exciting one. Sorry, it's National Produce Missing day.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Okay, so no, I.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Mean, what's the It's got your great great great grandfather
father's wedding ceremony.

Speaker 10 (13:21):
Right, ashes wedding ceremony. And it's it's in the big
it's it's the three feet.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Thick Oh damn. Wow, fancy big old Bible. Does it
have its own table?

Speaker 11 (13:30):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (13:31):
My grandmother keeps it in like a pillowcase.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Okay, all right, all right, it's National Name your car day. Okay, yeah,
I did my car has a name? Yeah? Oh Yam Kapor.
Oh yeah, that's resident.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
You don't say happy young.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Kapoor by the way, But so what is Yam Kapor.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
It's the one where you atone for your sins. You
don't eat all day. So I'm going to be so
pleasant and you, uh, you basically go around apologize to
everyone for how I've wronged them.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I'm sorry. Well we can do that later in the show.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
I hope that you hope you'll be inscribed in the
Book of Life. Another year.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Can you do me a favorite? Can you like make
some notes? Think about how you've wronged each one of us? Yeah,
that's a lot. We keep waiting for this. Look if
you're if you're a good jew, you'll do it. No
sarcastic sty either, Okay, yeah, think about each person and
how you've wronged. Now I'm going to and that that
would be I'm codport good. It's good. And if you
need hints, keep in mind you're a slobs that menace. Yes.

(14:30):
Today in history, it was today, in nineteen eighty five
that screen legend Rock Huts and died of aides. Oh
he was fifty nine years old. First major celebrity to
die from complications from the disease. Okay, which remember how
excited you were, which until then had been just considered
a gay play. So yeah, right, think about that.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
Yeah, I didn't realize that that's what he died of.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Really mega, famous for dying of aids.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Famous for being in movies with Doris Day.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well that's tell. And it was today in nineteen fifty
that the Peanuts cartoon strip by Charles Schultz debut. All right,
very exciting, all right, menas what's happening in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
Okay, this will be the very very very very last
time we bring this up, but this is the final
story when it comes to this coldplay kiss cam, just
real quick. The X CEO and his wife, they are
still together. They're out in the publics, people are a
spying them. They're still wedding, wearing their wedding rings and

(15:37):
all kinds of stuff. So I don't really know what's
going on there. But of course we heard from the
his ex coworker, the chick that he was hugging up on,
and she's confirmed with her ex husband that they were
separated at the time. So don't know what the situation
with the CEO is. But he is still with his wife,
so okay. But the chick that did like hug up

(16:00):
on the on, the CEO did say like she was
acting inappropriately, so maybe I don't know, like he was
behind her, so I think maybe he was the one
being inappropriate on that one got caught.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
If together they go out and rob a bank and
that makes the news, we're not gonna talk. Yeah, we're
not going to talk about it.

Speaker 13 (16:19):
That's it.

Speaker 8 (16:20):
Yeah, if they do, that's it. If they do murder
suicide'll talk about.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (16:27):
Another person that we absolutely love. His name is Jeremy
Alan White. Jeremy Yeah, yeah, he's from the Bear.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
He's from the Bear.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
And I don't know if you saw this, Greg, do
you see what the movie that he's doing Springsteen, the
Springsteen Movie? And he said it was tough to act
like the Boss and sing like the Boss. I didn't
realize he was gonna sing like the Boss. And I
saw some things of flash up on the screen just
recently on television as we're doing the show, and the
critics not loving a singing.

Speaker 14 (16:58):
No way, it must be pretty at Yeah, it took
me months to rehearse. Yeah, what's just saying that badly?
Lets his face with Dylan kind of set the standard
like you have to be you have to shallow it up.

Speaker 8 (17:09):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
The Bear I keep hearing about. Is this something that
I would enjoy?

Speaker 13 (17:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
So boring? Keep hearing comedy? It's not comedy at all.
It's funny a kitchen like right, like a restaur restaurant.
I'll give it first season, all right, cool? It was interesting.
You heard the second season blows after that first season blows? Dude,
why am I still watching. Yeah, okay, yeah, always. Sonny
did a parody of it this year where they were like,
why aren't we screaming because we're in a kitchen? Why

(17:37):
don't have to do that? I don't know, It's just
what we do. Yeah. It acts like it's an important exactly,
and it's they're making sandwich. Blame Anthony.

Speaker 8 (17:44):
Yeah, all right, Well, if you do want to see
this Bruce Springstein movie, it's called oh you know, Greg
can wait, it's called Deliver Me from Nowhere. It's out
October twenty fourth. No, get your countdown clock, all right,
Josh harten it now you you watched a movie with
him just recently, right, he was a trap.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah. I wanted to be good too. And of course
it it's just a show for his daughter.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Who played the big singer.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
I didn't know, okay, okay, that's right.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
He's in Canada and he got in a car accident
guys with the Canadian police officer and he was hit.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
He was in suv.

Speaker 8 (18:26):
It was around one am. Now when this story initially
got reported, they said it was the.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Cops fault, but I heard the cop t bone.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
The latest update is they just don't know how it happened,
and they're asking the public for footage of the accident.
So but like you, Greg, I saw it was all
the police people. Yeah, but the most recent stories on
it is they are looking for footage, so you know
they're trying to backtrack on that one. Also, another person
got in a car accident. That would be honey boo boo.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Guys.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
Yes, she got t boned and she got t bone
on her side. She was driving and she got hit
by a twenty three year old who was that? Oh yeah,
I guess she is old enough.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah's.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Nurse.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
It's just weird, right, you know what I'm saying, Like
you have a frame of reference on somebody, so it
doesn't matter you have to stop it for some people
to go to stop and think, oh wait, you're right,
Like that's like see, I would think she's thirty. Yeah, really,
she don't have a kid yet. I was surprised. Yet
give it minutes, he asked.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
She's trying to get through college, guys, But yeah, she
got hit by some kid that wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh you want to give her a baby?

Speaker 15 (19:35):
I know?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
All right?

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Now, did you hear about this I've never heard this before,
but apparently Michael Jackson he smelled.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
He's stunk.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
I saw that.

Speaker 8 (19:44):
Yeah, Lionel Richie just recently did.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Envy and said that he looks like a guy who
would shower multiple times a day, doesn't he.

Speaker 8 (19:50):
Yeah, Jackson, I think he would be a germophote because.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
For everybody else, because he has so much makeup that
he would never shower. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
Well, Leona Ritchie said that complicated clothing, Quincy Jones and
Nick Tame nicknamed him smelly. Now now, Liono says that
Michael Jackson wasn't really into going and buying clothes. He
would just wear random stuff constantly from his tour or
from his costume department, so it was kind of smelly.
Or he said he would just pick up random clothes

(20:19):
from just people. When he needed a pair of pants,
he would just pair.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Of pants, whichever a pair of pants the kid left
on the fidgen.

Speaker 13 (20:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
I also saw on this too in that interview that
Michael Jackson wasn't really offended by it because he was like, oh,
I guess I haven't really noticed I haven't showered in
a couple.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
Of days, like he wasn't. He didn't even like keep
trying to give it.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
It sounds almost like his nose doesn't work properly. Have
an incredible sense of smell because there was no nose.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
Just an open yeah yeah, just straight to the face
you see.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
On a skeleton. It's just those yeah. Well it was
cavity those.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
Yeah, but not really into wearing clean clothes apparently, And
he spelled.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
He's another one where every once in a while, like
a Michael Jackson song comes on somewhere and oh yeah,
he's dead. Same with he though, same with Whitney Houston. Yeah,
oh yeah yeah. And then I hear honey Boobu his name,
and I'm like, oh yeah, She's like seven right, all right,
time for your birthdays. Showday.

Speaker 13 (21:14):
We're gonna shiverday.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
We're gonna sit matage. She was like, it's shiverday, and
you know you don't do birthday. I keep saving to
do a rewatch of the show. We'll sorry. The celebrities,
Doctor Jennifer Melfi on Sopranos, Lorraine Brocco, Oh, who's Rayleiota's wife? Karen?
Oh find it you good Fellas seventy one years old

(21:38):
today you got Sting, who is seventy four. Kelly Rippa
is fifty five today. Eprin Ramirez, who is Patro in
Napoleon Dynamite, is fifty two. Yeah, Efrin Ramirez, this is okay.
Now this is weird. Evren Ramirez is older Patro from
a Napoint older than Paul Tittle Junior from American Chopper. Really,

(22:01):
so I would have never guessed.

Speaker 8 (22:03):
That, like that movie came out.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, Paul Tittle Junior is fifty one. Then you got
to remember Tiffany from the eighties. Yeah, throw Thursday, that's
the biggest y. And then she's like Playboy and yeah,
yeah he lives in Nashville. Now, yeah, Tiffany is fifty
four years old. And then we got another Tiffany for
your porno birthday, Tiffany Watson and today's birthday. Girl, she's
gotten hornier than Sammy's just thinking about William Shaddon. Oh

(22:27):
that's born damn horny. In her six hundred and twenty
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Penis Eater, Cheter Cheer Penis Eater, one of Sea Bass's favorites,
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Amish girls go anal Volume two, they can churn some butter,

(22:50):
you know, bonding over some boning. Volume one. She was
in so you think you can squirt? Volume five? I
love that show. Who can forget Tiffany's unforgettable performance in
Rectal Workout? Volume Two's Tiffany Watson, who's thirty years old today?
And that reporter birthday, your celebrity birthdays, And that is

(23:11):
a Thursday morning. Look at what's happening around the world
of entertainment here on the Wood Show. All right, well
it's a Thursday morning, it is a pre Friday. Sammy's
traveling this weekend. We were we were talking about that,
but I think you're gonna be vibe with the TSA.
How about we combined traveling and nudity. You love some

(23:35):
good nude news of course? Huh nude airways? Yeah, cops
had to deal with this guy at the airport who
decided to lounge around the terminal naked. How did that
last for more than ten seconds? According to the report,
he was just sitting there hog out, no shame until
somebody confronted him, at which point he tried to cover up,
I mean sort of. When the cops showed up, he

(23:58):
was still half committed to the out, but he was
sitting in the chair with his belt unbuckled, and when
they asked him for the ID, he said nah, and
he tried to make a run for it. They chased
him outside, and then once he realized he wasn't getting away,
he bawled up his fist and he tried to fight them.
He was taken down to the ground and then off
to jail, first degree sexual assault, assault in general, and
then just resisting arrest charged with with You gotta be

(24:22):
a whole new level of delusional if you think you're
going to run away from anything at an airport. Yeah, yeah, me,
come on. Yeah. Some other nude news, we got people
drunk and mostly naked in public. It's a guy in
Florida who was wandering around a parking lot wearing only
a T shirt, no pants, no and greg holding two
bottles of wine. Hell yeah, and along with a beer.

(24:45):
Basically the unofficial uniform for rock Bottom. Right, So the
cops they asked him for his name. He claimed to
be Charles Dickens. Yes, as in the nineteenth century British
novelist spoiler alert, not his real name. His real name
was Vincent Conrad, and he was arrested and taking the
jail some some nude news.

Speaker 14 (25:05):
I love that in San Francisco they don't care. Yeah, yeah,
because literally perfectly legal. Just don't smoke a cigarette.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
When we went to Austin, my buddy Riz he ended
up seeing some crazy naked lady on the street. Remember, yeah,
he said, there was like like this black woman was
freaking out, totally naked, had the toe, running around screaming.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
But that might have been like a drug situation maybe.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
But when I lived in but I never see anything
interesting really.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
But like when I lived in San Francisco, there was
like the naked guy with his walking stick daily.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
It was like locally famous.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Yeah, but then there was that remember that, there was
that corner Greg where all the naked guys like sat
and drink coffee every single day.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I don't, I don't see this kind of stuff. I
don't s's and flashers, none of that. I haven't you
and I have not.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
It's because you're you're you're you're up. Just you're you're
too late and too early when you're out in the streets,
the work.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
And stuff in general. Like I've traveled a ton. It's
like it's all the traveling I've done in my life, right,
And I've been in so many airports. I spent a
lot of time in airports. I've never seen anybody fighting
at the airport or getting in those scribbs they start
throwing the things that hold the line.

Speaker 10 (26:13):
Yeah, you know, I saw that recently where some guy
got up sitting waiting and nothing was going on, just
got up and started screaming, you dumb bill.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, I never see that. I fly spirit just to
see somethingget that. I get to ask that I see
somebody masturbating, right, like I find the spirit have I
never get any All I get is on time flights
and friendly staff. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, I never get
I never get in Yeah no, like in person red
neck news. I never get any of that. I'll see
a flasher. I don't care. You never see I'm not

(26:42):
calling the cops. Eight seven. What's the what's the craziest
thing you've witnessed while you've traveled or that when you know,
on a plane or airport or whatever, found a dead body. Yeah,
oh that's right. Yeah, was that like the parking lot
yeah that yeah, yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie

(27:03):
text us over to two two nine eight sevens The
Woody Show, and we begin another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world on this pre Friday, She's
a Thursday Morning Menaces birthday month October second, twenty twenty five. Yeah,

(27:26):
where was a Where's that one?

Speaker 16 (27:29):
It was?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
It was funny. There was like two right in a row,
someone not happy with melic birth the broh. Yeah, here
we go, miserable people again. Five to six two. I
can't believe the show is still doing the menace birthday month,
same old boring contest.

Speaker 8 (27:46):
I get it, your life sucks, I understand, but you
don't have to take it out on me.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Also, like again, we've said this a million times. We
got it. We can't possibly, even in the perfect world,
we could never please all the people all the time. No,
can't be down. Yeah, so we've kind of give up
on that dream.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Now.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
The thing is, we're the only ones who are required
to be here, so the public service announcement. We are
the ones who are stuck here for the whole show.
Everybody else you It's like in an privileges at an
event or parking somewhere. Oh you have in an out privilege.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Your hands been stamped coming down like we would love.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
For you today. We love for you also come back
like if you want to punch out and then you
come back and fine, it's all good. But anyway, thank
you for being here. I'm whatdy, that's great, gory. Good
birthday month, menace. Hi there is Gina Grad. We got
Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are
open eight seven seven four. You can text us. You
can check in with us over to two two nine
eighty seven. Let us know your fifty thoughts. I'd love

(28:41):
to hear it. Gina Grad. What are the Thursday morning headlines?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Baseball playoffs continued yesterday, and the Dodgers are moving on
to the divisional round after beating the Reds last night,
despite the bullpen looking not just so great again.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, well that's just how they are.

Speaker 11 (28:55):
Yeah. Well.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Game one of Dodgers Phillies is Saturday. All the game
one loser is from the other wild card series. We're
able to get the wins yesterday to tie up their series.
The Yankees beat the Red Sox, the Guardians beat the Tigers,
and the Padres beat the Cubs. All of those deciding
game threes happened later today.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I don't like these best of threes. Yeah, it's too short. Really,
what it's too short? Long enough? You know, I'm saying,
do it, do it best of five? Okay, do a
best of five in this in this round, the one
game playoff. I hate I hate this three game things shocking.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
I think it's okay. So think the Yankees and the
Blue Jays, right, they were tied for the AL East,
and so one of those teams, which being the Yankees,
you know, they go in this what they had a
great season, and now you're in the wild cart and
you have a best of three. I don't know. I
just think so too in a row. It's built more hockey, basketball, baseball,

(29:53):
all those sports are built more for the series, right, Yeah,
like football. I get you can't do it best like
everybody will be dead by the time you get to
the super Bowl, right, But yeah, I don't. I think
it's just too short. Well, that next round is five, right,
best of five? Division round now, I think is the
division round. They changed it. I think because the NLCS
alcs the best of seven World Series Best seven. You

(30:13):
might be right. I think it might be Division Round.
The second one is five. Yeah, I will look it up.
As Gina continues to tell us what's happening in the
rest of the news.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
But but I was just going to say, it's not
an issue. All you gotta do is win, you know,
try harder.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Well, we are in day two of the government shut
down since Congress just can't agree on a budget best
of five. Oh, there you go. Republicans and Democrats are
blaming each other. There's no deal in sight. President Trump
thinks we should use this time with the shutdown to
cut federal jobs, and officials are also warning that layoffs
could start very soon. Some programs like Social Security will

(30:48):
keep running, but it is going to be bare bones
over there. And federal courts will stay up and running
through October seventeenth, but that could get messed up if
attorneys get furloughed. So judges show up and there's nobody there.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, well, don't try to go to the Washington Monument.
It's closed.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Oh yeah, you're not allowed to see it.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
And I think it's the is it the Smithsonian? I
know Congress is closed by the Smithsonian is staying open
until like Monday, but then then they have a funding
issue as of Monday, so then I think they close
on Monday.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
So the trip's getting canceled.

Speaker 8 (31:19):
Going check the check over at the Smithsonian.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
Yeah, that's hard to believe. Yeah, Well, the Senate is
expected to try again with new funding votes on Friday,
so we'll see what happens there. Late last night, at
LaGuardia Airport in New York, two Delta Airline jets collided
with each other at low speeds while taxing out on
the tarmac. One jet was headed to the runway for
departure and it's wing clipped the nose of the other
jet that was heading to the gate for arrival. There's

(31:44):
a good amount of damage to the nose of the
arriving jet, with the pilots saying there's also some damage
to the windscreens. A flight attendant suffered minor injuries. She
was taking the hospital excuse me just in case, and
Delta says they're working with authorities who are investigating how
this happened. And it's it's kind of funny because you
know when you hear about a collision in the air,
that's terrifying but when you hear of like a traffic

(32:04):
accident on the ground.

Speaker 8 (32:05):
How does that even happen?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I have no idea. I mean I know only one close,
but still but still it's like, especially on these big airliners, Yeah,
there are there's the ramp workers who are guiding the plane, right. Yeah,
they got people behind into into the taxiwaying, Yeah, guiding,
and so I mean unless it was out on the
actual taxiways, and in that case it's just the pilots

(32:28):
having no idea. You know how people don't know where
the corners of their car right, the same same kind
of thing, not realizing where the tips of the wings are.
Like do they have backup cameras on those things? No,
because the planes, you know, they're they're not throwing it
in reverse. Yeah, but I mean still rough.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
What do do you know what all the little orange
cone signs mean?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
You do?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, I'll do them.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Yeah, i'd like yeah, the radio.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Off the air?

Speaker 11 (32:53):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Well. Legendary primatologist and conservationalist Jane Goodall passed away at
ninety one years old.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I know the name, I don't know what the yeah,
entire life. Yes, I know the name. I don't know
why I tell you she was an actress.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
She became famous for groundbreaking research with the chimps after
she showed the world that they have personalities and emotions,
they use tools, and Beyond her science, she built a
global movement with her institute and youth programs, and was
also a u N Messenger of Peace. Before she died,
she said she hopes her legacy is giving young people
hope and a sense of empowerment. She trained the chip well,

(33:35):
they say she trained them. She studied the chimps.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
She talked to them.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Yeah, sign language, a kind of They loved her.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, that's cool. It was weird. I think you probably
do know her, but maybe.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
No way, she's been famous in your entirely.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
I told you I recognized the name, but I couldn't
tell you what she was famous for.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Now you can't.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I would have never even said I would have not
even been able to come up with chimps. Really, yeah,
I would bet good money that you you in school
saw a movie with her. Yeah, maybe he had to, yeah,
or twenty of them.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yeah, well former, so you think you can dance Winter
Joshua Allen died suddenly in one of the scariest ways
possible According to his family, Alan was hit by a
train and killed pretty much instantly. There's no other details
about what happened or what he was doing by a train,
but the family's asking for privacy right now. And friends
in the dance community were stunned and called him a
very honest, very real person played by his own roles

(34:26):
and that's why you won. And he was thirty six
years old.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
That's super sad. But I got to be consistent getting
hit by a train unless it's on purpose.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
But like, couldn't a train come through the studio right now?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
They could? Yeah, you never know where they're going to be.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Was he in a car or just they don't want
to give any details.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Sounds like it was on purpose.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Yeah, Well. Schools in Minnesota have launched an investigation in
a very twenty one drump Street kind of way after
they found out that one of their students isn't who
he said he was. According to them, they discovered that
a twenty two year old guy had somehow enrolled in
the school using a fake ID, and the only reason
they found out was because they got an anonymous tip
about it. And parents are pissed at the school because

(35:05):
they think the only reason he could have been there
in the first place was to, you know, get with
the female students.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I don't know if that's the case or if it's
just like he wanted to see if he could do it. Yeah,
but I wonder if I can pull this off.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
But I was thinking maybe it's like a cross between
like twenty one Jump Street and they departed, Like, look,
if you get caught, you're on your own, but we
need you to infiltrate them because.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Nobody stealing these tests. Nobody wants to go to school.
It's got to be one of those I'm I'm gonna
see if I can do it. I'm gonna see if
I can unless you know, you want to play for
a team. Yeah, here are some concerned parents talking about
the guy white Bear.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
They just feel very unsafe and they were really hurt
by it.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
I think we'll be having some pretty tough conversations town.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Did it happen? Okay, Like can we nothing actually happened?
So there's a person who enrolled in the school, but
like they didn't attack anybody and nothing. Now you feel unsafe?

Speaker 6 (35:57):
He was literally doing his homework.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, like nothing hap happened? Patients, How did it happen.

Speaker 17 (36:01):
My first initial reaction, I wasn't quite sure what to
think because it's like, how does a twenty two year
old get into school?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
It just doesn't seem real.

Speaker 17 (36:08):
People need to be aware that there is a predator,
not only in our neighborhood but at our children's school.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
You never know who you're with and why did this
man have access to.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
All these students?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
I mean those are good questions, yeah, like how does
that happen?

Speaker 6 (36:21):
But it's hard to take seriously when someone's like, oh,
I don't know how he got into this school by
gush by galy, Like the accents are pretty thick with
the Minnesotans. This dude was arrested and they're investigating. We'll
let you know what they find out.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Well, he could just use the excuse if it was
an experiment, Yeah, and just seeing if it happens now
we know well.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Over in Florida, a seventeen year old kid had been
looking people have been looking for him after he sent
his parents a text that he'd been kidnapped by a
group of Hispanic guys. Authorities put out an Amber alert
for the teen, and his family even post on social
media that they're praying for a safe return, and their
prayers were answered because he was found the next day.
But that's not the end of the story. Triff made

(37:00):
announcement that the entire kidnapping was made up.

Speaker 13 (37:03):
Oh good.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Yeah, according to them, the dumb ass spot a bike
and rode off after leaving his truck abandoned on the highway.
And on top of that, he shot himself in the leg,
just to the.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Girls loser, so on purpose shot himself, not even accidentally, even.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Plexico Burus, he did it on purpose.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
What a dumb ass.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
You've got to make it believable.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Jesse of Florida small As, Oh no, I think that
was all proven. It was an empire.

Speaker 10 (37:34):
Empire, which is the only reason that documentary and people
are like, I think he got railroad.

Speaker 18 (37:41):
But the way it ends, because I watched it, it's
like you kind of decide for yourself and it leaves
and open in.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Question for yourself.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
I love Topicganda documentary.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Of course, you know so much evidence and who is
targeting Jesse small As.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Yeah, Well, this story gets even trickier because the cops
want to interview this kid in press charges, but because
he's a minor, the parents won't let him talk to
the cops.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay, perfect. We were just having a conversation about this.
We were just having a conversation about how you get
in trouble and you know your parents now because you
talk to teachers, you talk to anybody who deals with
other people's kids. Now, the parents don't have your back.
They are trying to wiggle away to get justify or

(38:28):
to get the kid off the hook or not my kid,
and how they try to turn it around on the
person who's the authority figure or whatever, you know, situation school, cops, whatever.
We would have been dead meat. We would have been like, yeah, right,
I didn't even want to go home if I knew
I was in trouble. Yeah, Like even the in the

(38:49):
old DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince parents just
don't understand, Like I'd rather be in jail than to
have my father hit me, Like like nobody, this is
this is exact long time about. So your kid just
made up this whole kidnapping thing. There is an amber alert,
cops are looking for him. Dumbass shoots himself, go through
all this stuff. No you can't talk, and you're telling

(39:10):
the no, you can't talk to him, my baby. I'd
be like, hey, can I get you a coffee? Yeah?
You want to sit here right here in our kitchen
table please, Dad's chair away. Would you like to get
the car battery so you can look it up by
the kids, terrogate the crap out of him. Let's go waterboard?
What do we get one of the whatever you want?

(39:32):
That's what's going on, all right, Thank you very much
that we were just so funny. We were just talking
about that. Yeah, man, I wish I had those parents.
I wish I had hot young teachers. Dude, right, kids?
Now have it made hot young teachers parents who never
believe anything that you did was bad? You have the Internet,

(39:52):
you have you know this video games where you don't
have to be in the same room to play video
games with your friends. I mean, what a life? So good?
What don't they have? God? Eight seven seven just ugly
jealousy on my part. You can hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven more
Woody show is next, babies, Jake, I have a conversation
with the person next to you who's also starting traffic.

(40:14):
How's it going?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
We'll be right back. They show Morgan are you ready.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
Y'all don't know this.

Speaker 18 (40:24):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating, I'm heavy days.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Oh, Woody, Woody, Woody Shore all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
it is the Woody Show. Phone's open eight seven, seven
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Speaker 6 (40:52):
I had questions or whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Question or whatever from Gina. Let's go to Jinigra.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
Thank you, long time, first time quick question. Well, a
lot of questions for you. Actually, I just finished a
couple of those documentaries on those like Outward Bound, like Survival,
Bad Kids Schools.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah, the troubled teen industry. I saw, man, what was
the one that was on Netflix? I forget the name
of it. No, it's not the Paris heldon Ones another
one because the girl who did it, who did the documentary,
she was being sued by one of the people involved
and the case got thrown out. Oh really, something ink.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
To torture or was it Hell Camp teen?

Speaker 6 (41:31):
Nightmare. Yeah, there's a bunch of them.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
It wasn't hell camp teen nightmare because I did a program.

Speaker 15 (41:36):
Just like that.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
This camp sucks.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Sorry for whatever I did.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Get out let me let me let me look it up. Anyway.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
I watch those and I'm currently listening to a podcast
called Something Was Wrong. And this season's all about these
little camp schools. Yeah, and every episode is so horrible,
and I keep thinking, like, did what he experience all
of the stuff that these guys experienced. I have no
idea because I know that it sucked, and I know

(42:04):
that you didn't want to be there, but like there's
some specific stuff that I have to ask you.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Is that?

Speaker 10 (42:10):
So?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Is your question? Did I go to any of the
specific schools that are in these documentaries?

Speaker 10 (42:14):
No?

Speaker 6 (42:14):
I mean, because I know there's a ton of them around,
but like, like, which ones did.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
You go to?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
All Right? So the first one I went to was
Mount Bachelor Academy Count Bachelor, and that was in Oregon,
in central Oregon, just outside of Prineville, Oregon, which is,
you know, a small town. But then you go twenty
six miles east of that into the Oachcode National Forest. Oh,
and that's where this school was okay. So I was there,
and then from there I got sent to It was

(42:40):
a desert survival. That that okay. So if you watched
Hell Camp, yep that this next place it was called
sus Southern Utah Wilderness School, that is Hell Camp. I mean,
it's the exact same I watched that. I go, oh
my god, it was like watching like an old home
movie because I I did all all that. I saw

(43:00):
all of that. The only difference was when I was
at a place like that, it was snow was everywhere
because it was the middle of winter. It was in
the middle of the Great Basin Desert. She was shown
Idaho Southern Utah Winter School. All these places, by the way,
are no longer in operation. So Mount Bachelor Academy got
shut down by the State of Oregon. It got shut
down by the State of Oregon. Southern Utah wood in

(43:21):
a school got shut down. I forget exactly what the
circumstances were around that. And then from there I went
back to Mount Bachelor and I was there for a
while longer, and then from there ended up going to
a place in Alabama outside of Huntsville, in the Paint
Rock Valley.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Yeah, okay, how many years total were you?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
This is this this is my high school. So like
when we talk about high school stuff or your homecoming anyway, Yeah,
so I never had. That's why I never had. We
talked about my first problem was the Wooden Show prom.
He had prom, didn't have the homecoming, didn't have didn't
get my my driver's license till I was eighteen. I
was out of these programs, like all these things, all
these normal things that and that's why it's so important

(43:59):
for me for my kids. I want them to go
to school in one place. I want them to like
live in the same house and have all their same
friends and whatever in one place. So even if I
got fired from this job today, you're saying, I'm staying
till my kids get through high school.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
But weren't these camps expensive?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Were camps? The camp sounds fun?

Speaker 12 (44:17):
What do you call it?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
They're they're schools, they're boarding schools.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
I don't feel like there's much learning there that I
don't the.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Actual school stuff in a classroom. You do have work,
of course, everything you have at school, Like there are academics, because.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
The ones I've been listening to like we did minimal academics.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Oh, it's it's pretty men. I mean yeah, I mean minimal.
It's not what you think when you think of like
going to school. It's just it's it's just very different.
But you're living there, okay, and then you're there with
all these other kids, and everybody's there for different reads.
Now people think, oh, boarding school, and they're picturing these
preppy we're playing like you know, polo and horses and

(44:57):
stuff like that. It's not like that at all. These
are these are all kids who had been having problems
either at home, family issues, different things like that. I
was a super class con Did I do stupid stuff,
as Sea Bass loves the point, I did. I did.
I did a lot of dumb stuff. I was a
young boy growing up in New Jersey and getting into
stupid stuff. And but yeah, I was not like did
you ever get arrested?

Speaker 15 (45:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
No, And I never touched a drop of alcohol, never
touched any drug whatsoever. And the first thing I ever
did that was quote illegal as far as like drug.
I smoked marijuana when I was thirty years old living
in San Francisco. I remember where it was like a
bigger crime to spit on the sidewalk, So like, yeah,
like not not anything crazy, but the some of the
kids that were there. I mean there were girls there

(45:39):
who had been like, you know, prostituting themselves before they
went there. You know, kids who had attempted suicide a
number of times. There were kids who were major drug
dealers or busted for grand theft, auto busted for a
number of things. Yeah, and you know they just super
hardcore like emotional health problems.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
But if you told people like I don't belong here,
they'd be like, yeah, you and everybody else.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Well, I mean I was like, I don't understand where
I fit in here. I said that a number of times.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Okay, so question about that because on some of these
others you have to write like confessional letters to your
parents and like tell them all this bad stuff you did.
Did they ever encourage you to make stuff up? Or like,
I don't think that's everything they do.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, they Well, at the Mount Bachelor Academy school, it's
like all these things have programs. So you do have
school greg, so you go to like a math class
and a science class and you have things like that.
But also part of your quote curriculum as being a
student at these schools, Yeah, an inmate. When we talk
about these documentaries, that's what these people talk about. You

(46:44):
leave so no, no, like the Mount Bachelor Academy, they
call them life steps and they're like these but what
do they call them sessions or you know, there's a
word it's escaping me but seminar thank you. And they'll
go on sometimes for like two days and there's no sleep.
You don't sleep for two days and you barely eat,

(47:06):
and they kind of break you down emotionally and they
get you to confess to all these things that you
have done, the you know that hurt your family or
hurt your friends, and you write all this stuff down
and you're supposed to. I mean, it's it's crazy stuff.
It's it's like I wish you have to experience it
to really be able to uh, to be able to
relay it to others. And you would never I don't

(47:27):
think you could ever truly fully kind of comprehend it was.
It was a wild time, man, It was what is staff?

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Like?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Are they young old? Are they mostly younger? There's always
like a couple like maybe older one not like old old,
but like older, but like a lot of them are younger.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
And they're just like tackling kids.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, right, what Mountpatrick Academy did not do what they
would call physical restraints. Mount Patrick Academy did not do that,
but the Souss program, the Southern Utah Wilderness School did,
and then three Springs in Alabama. Certainly. Yeah, it's Bama, dude,
and it I mean, I mean I saw and you know,

(48:05):
I witnessed crazy herd crazy things. No, because I wasn't
dumb enough.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
At Southern Utah Wilderness School, I was just getting to
the program. I ended up. I told you, I got
frost bited in all ten of my toes because you're
out in the middle of the desert, and like my
socks got wet and there was no way to recover
from that and feet ended up freezing and so got
taken to the hospital. And I thought of my feet
out like that. It was like it was a whole thing.
It's why I don't camp now, because like these schools
are all in the middle of nowhere. It's all I mean,

(48:35):
it's not glamping. It's rough in it. I steel fire
bow drill fires.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
If I saw leef, I would go back.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
And yeah, yeah, so this is why I don't camp.
This is why I hate wilderness, the idea of hiking.
F that's watched watch these documentaries, like my my wife
can't even because I watched them all you did. Yeah,
and it was weird. It was like I had a
really weird response to a couple of them because I
was so happy when I got out of the last

(49:05):
one I was at was Three Springs in Alabama, and
I went to go uh do the my senior year
of high school back home in Pittsburgh, graduated from there,
lived with my grandfather, and I was just so happy
to be out of those programs. Yeah, of course that
I think. I just kind of like it was like
an iron door, shut it and then forgot about it

(49:28):
for the longest time because I was just like, let's
move forward, get me out of here. And within a
couple of weeks I had an internship at a radio station,
BE ninety four in Pittsburgh, and then from there, like
within a year, I was on the air at a
radio station. And I've never looked back and here I
am right.

Speaker 6 (49:43):
So, so what was your response to seeing those It
was like you got like this.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Kind of I don't know, this like not a it
was just like a like a nauseous kind of queasy,
not kind of like oh God, because like it just
you start remembering other things and just how miserable you were.
And I mean, it's it's crazy, you know. Even Mount Batchley,
even though they didn't do that physical restraints, a lot
of the staff was very nice. They were there, were

(50:09):
they were good people. There was a couple of people
now that I still considered, like, you know, I would
consider them a friend. Every once in a while. I
kept it in touch with this one guy who was
like the mean dude who would like to be the
contact my parents, and he kind of fell off the
off the grid here in the last handful of years,
but like I I truly, I truly love that guy.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
That's so interesting because on a lot of these things
in the podcast I'm listening to, like those are the
most manipulative people because they would tell the parents they're
going to try to manipulate you.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
All that stuff, by the way, is completely true, and
the program is set up that way, and and and
different things. But like this one particular guy I think
is a really good dude, and I man, I have
I have so many stories. I've told a couple of
the stories on the air. But yeah, I mean just
when when you are in those programs and you watch

(50:59):
these things, there's no way to really understand. But also
watching these things, I can tell you this too. Some
of these kids are super high drama, you know, And
that was one of the maybe that's one of the
reasons I'm so sensitive to people who are drama because
these kids, oh my god, everything was a crisis, everything
was whatever. So I lived the same stuff they lived, right,

(51:21):
I went through the same things they witnessed, or I
lived the same way that they had to live, did
the same things they had to do. And I'm watching this,
I'm going, oh god, you're kind of being a big
baby about this, Like did it suck? It sucked? It sucked,
But you're you're being but you're also extra, you're really
playing this up. And maybe because it's for the documentary

(51:42):
and things like that. There were some awful things that happened,
you know, And it didn't happen while I was there,
but after I left and went to one of the
other places. There was a kid at Mount Bachelor Academy
who hung himself out in the woods. There a couple
of suits, a couple of suicide things. The desert survival thing.
There was that one on Hell Camp they talked about

(52:03):
the kid who died. Yeah, that stuff happens, man, I
mean you know, yeah, you were out there in the
wilderness and it is a survival thing.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
So like if you just decided you didn't want to
walk anymore, would they drag you?

Speaker 13 (52:14):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (52:15):
So that's real.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yep. Yeah, living situation like a cabin is it camp?
Like is it one on one?

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Do you have your own room?

Speaker 13 (52:23):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
You're in a dorm? Mount Bachelor Academy. There was a
series of dorms and there was about four to five kids,
you know boys, you know per dorm. You know, you
were just in there to sleep, sleep, and shower. That
was That's that was pretty much it.

Speaker 11 (52:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Three Springs was different. That was like a big kind
of cabin up on this like kind of mountain it
to hike up to it. Uh, no electricity, you know, plumbing.
The only light was I told you once before, there
was like just it was it was a car battery
and there was a wire and there was a light
bulb literally dangling from the ceiling and then you'd have
to somebody had to go and clamp the the you
know things onto the battery to get the lights come on. Yeah,

(53:02):
and so it was, uh, it was like I said,
not even like roughing it, which is yeah, beyond that place,
it was like being homeless. Yeah. I think that place
and the Seus's place were probably as far as like
just egregious violations of you know, you know abuse, like
abuse and things like that. I think those two places

(53:23):
and I have nothing good to say about any staff
member at those other two places. And it's a very
short list from Mount Bachelor Academy of people I think
who are literally like like legitimately good people.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
Would you ever get in on like a class action
suit or I mean they're all closed.

Speaker 11 (53:37):
With all that.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
With all that said, yeah moved on.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
Do you think some kids other than you, because you
said that these kids did some pretty crazy stuff, do
you think they got out and say, you know what,
I never want to go back there ever again. And
they did go on the right path?

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Yeah, could it have been helpful in any way? Yeah,
you squinted past the horrible stuff.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
Yeah, you say it was so horrible. I mean I
never want to go back to her again. I mean,
it doesn't really work a lot with people that go
to prison because they end up going back.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Here's what I got out of it. I mean I
got out of it confidence in myself that I can
handle some pretty anything pretty That's why I'm you know,
people always say to me, like, dude, you are one speed.
And so even in pressure situations or where there's like
people are kind of I'm just kind of have.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
A low resting pulse.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Thank you. That's a good skill to Yeah, And I
think it's because of that stuff. It's like, all right, well,
I can figure this out. And I think I've gotten
a lot of confidence out of that in myself that
I'll be okay and I can look out for myself.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Yeah, because you've already been through it, right.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Well, and because there's nobody else there. You have none
of your friends there, you have none of your family.
That In fact, when you go to Mount Bachelor, for example,
like you can get there on December twenty sixth, right,
the rule is the next year, when Christmas rolls around,
you have to spend it on campus at the school.
You can't go home. So your first holidays or whatever,
even if you got there the day after the next holiday,

(55:03):
you are on campus. You don't go home. Uh, there
is no contact with your friends back home, no writing them,
no calling them. Uh. There is no television, there's no radio,
there's no music. You can't have you know at the time,
there's no like no radio, is no walkman, no any
of that kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
Do you still talk to any of the kids that every.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Once in a while one of them will text into
the show or hit us up on social media and yeah,
I mean I go, oh, I remember this one kid, Oliver,
I guess works in film now. But anyway, and this
other kid Ari, yeah cup every once in a while,
like somebody will will will hit us up. But all

(55:41):
the letters, if you write a letter to you know,
it had to be someone on on a list that
was approved by not only the people at the school,
but approved by your parents that you could contact. So
even like answer uncles, you can't just write a letter
to uncle, you know, Uncle Greg. It would have to
be on the approved list. And then they read everything
before it goes out. They read everything that comes in. Uh.
If you're on a phone call to your parents, you

(56:02):
got a one once a week phone call to your
parents for ten minutes. Ten minutes. Yes, there was somebody
there in a minute, you started saying anything that would
they would consider to be manipulative of anything that was
against the program, against the school or what. Click hung up,
and then you lost your phone privileges for the whole
next week, and so like, yep, talk to you in
two weeks.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
This is prison. It was a kind of worse.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
It was where the campus now for where Mount Bachelor
Academy was is now. I was taken over by like
some some couple and then it's like a retreat. I
think they use it for like church retreats out there,
yea and things like that. You know, it's in operation.
And and I've actually considered going up there because I
would I would like to go back and see the place. Wow.

(56:44):
And yeah, and there they're always you know, uh they
rented out and uh, let you know these people come there,
and and I thought like, oh, well, you know what
if I you know, if I make like some kind
of donation, like would they just let me kind of
like walk around like I want to go because they
use the dorms for you know, people who are staying
there and go see like the main buildings and some
of the classroom buildings just to see just to see

(57:09):
where you know things are. And I'm seeing questions on
the text, what do you how do you forgive your
parents you believe? Do they believe your experience? Uh? My
mom won't talk about any of this stuff. I think,
I mean, and I don't know. I don't I don't
know how she feels. You know, does she Is it
because she regrets sending me there? Or is it because

(57:31):
it's like she doesn't want to argue with me, because
I'm not looking to argue, And honestly, I'm not even
really looking to talk about it. Like I told you,
I kind of I moved on and I and I
believe at the time because people go, well what I
believe at the time that my mom and my stepdad,
because they're the ones who made the decision. I believe

(57:51):
truly in my heart that they were doing what they
thought was the right thing. I think they were. I
think they were wrongly influence by And there's a couple
of other people who were involved. There was like an
educational consultant, there was this other and so they of
course they get like almost like a finder's fee for
sending kids to these places. So they have their own
agenda and so yeah, and uh, I think they were.

(58:15):
I think they really had the best intention. I just
think it was a bad I think it was the
wrong decision. I think it was a bad decision even
the time, and now in hindsight, it certainly was and
it sucked. And those documentaries are real, well, they're totally real.
Take it from somebody in first hand experience. They are
hell camp is dead to real. Wow, absolutely one hundred

(58:35):
percent reale. It's it's it's crazy, it's crazy. And I
and I learned different things. I've also learned not to
trust people. I've learned to be cynical. This is where
I get my cynicism. There's a lot of things that
I am today that I don't think I was or
to the degree that I am today prior to that.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
But did you did they tell you you were going
to they wake up in the middle of the night
like they're doing so many of those.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Oh god, we got we got to take a break,
We got to take a break.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
There's so many more questions.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, I'll explain that when we come back. Yeah, because
for those who hadn't heard the story, I think it's
one of my more interesting stories from that time. And
it has to go along with that kind of thing.
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are going to go.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Oh god, he's here again. You're so tortured, man.

Speaker 13 (59:31):
I am the shore. All right.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
So if you're uh, if you're interested, the names of
the documentaries that we were talking about, and these are
the schools, not specific schools, but the exact same types
of schools that I went to. Netflix has the one
it's called cons Cults and Kidnapping, and uh yeah, Consults

(59:57):
and Kidnapping. I thought there was like a oh yeah,
the program cons Calts and Kidnapping. There's that one.

Speaker 15 (01:00:04):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
And then there's hell Camp that's also on on Netflix.
That's the one that is exactly it's one exactly the
same program and a rough lot that's the one that
I watched. That's the one that has First Hilton in there. Nope, Nope,
that's she she has a different documentary about where. Oh
call hell Camp something. Nope, let me teen torture maybe thirteen.

(01:00:28):
Uh uh hold on anyway, yeah, look, look look that up.
Let's not sit here and google it live. Hell Camp
is the one about the Desert Survivor program. Even though
it's not the same one I went to. Everything that
happened is exactly the same as the one I went to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
And then the program cons cults and kidnapping. That uh,
that that is very much like the one program. Not
about seventy seventy they'll call it seventy five percent. Okay,
seventy seventy five percent. What was your question?

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Sorry, we gotta Okay, So a lot they it seems
to be split between kids who were warned ahead of
time they were going and brought there by their parents.
Are kids who were like surprise in the middle of
the night with like Rando's kidnaps.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Okay, yeah, no, I know you're talking about. Okay, so
to get to the boarding school. I was not interested
in going to a school in Oregon because I was
living in New Jersey at the time, and I'm like, no,
that's so far. I don't even I didn't honestly, I
didn't even know where organ was on the map. I
was like, I don't know how far the school is. Crap,
you know. So anyway, I was lied to. I was
told that, hey, look, we're just gonna go out there.

(01:01:29):
We're gonna look at it, and if you don't like it,
we're not going to make you stay there. Well I
got there. They're like, nope, you don't go home. You
don't get to talk to your friends there. The radio
is a big thing for me, and music was a
big thing for me, and uh they said, nope, can't
listen to music, can't have a radio camp. But I'm like,
no way. In the middle of the woods. I'm like
no way. And so we went back to the uh

(01:01:49):
to the admission office where the parents are meeting with
the I go, no, thank you, and they go, well,
we've made a decision, we're enrolling you, and I full
lipped out. I threatened my parents, I believe, uh, you know,
told them I was going to go out of my
way to waste their money and make this miserable and
give them the headache of their life, which I ended up.

(01:02:10):
That's that's that's where I started like doing, like when
I was like hitchhiking to Seattle, getting away from the school,
I was doing all this stuff to really kind of
stick it to them because I knew how much that
school costs. I knew how much all this stuff, so
I got I got tricked into going there and then
and they.

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
Like sign over their rights right, like we're not your
parents temporary, No you are, but.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I mean, you know, yeah, they get exact different. Anyways,
Then the middle of the night thing, yeah happened to
me because then I was going to the desert, the
hell camp place, and I was convinced like, oh, come over,
you know, watch Monday night football at the house, order
some pizza. Everybody's just happy that you're safe because I

(01:02:49):
longer story. Anyway, So in the middle of the night,
I'm asleep and someone just starts pounding on my forehead
like tap tap tap, get up a hole. Geez, flashlight
in my face. I'm like, you know, doing the squinty
eye kind of thing, you see, like you know, people
who were in the hole. And I get I get
picked up, thrown on the ground, putting handcuffs, taken out

(01:03:12):
of the house, throwing the back of a Subaru, and
driven from central Oregon to Idaho to go to this
hell camp place. Now, these are two like off duty
Prineville Police Department officers or whatever, who are then hired
to do this transportation service because they figured that I
was going to maybe like, you know, try to run
or whatever. So my parents hired them to do this

(01:03:35):
whole thing. And that's where that stuff comes to. That
stuff does happen to the kids who they think I
might not want to go to these programs. They come
in the middle of the night, dragged out of your bed,
thrown in a car, and then taking to one of
these schools. So you know that that part did happen
to me. But I told you the funniest, funniest, the
craziest stories I get turned over. They turned me over
to the other guy's big tall, giant Texan named Ivan Pixley,

(01:03:56):
and and he he, uh, you know, we drive and
we had a couple of days to kill before the
program started, and so we pull up to the hotel.
He goes inside the check in. Uh later on that night,
everybody's chilling, hanging out and pound on the door. Open up.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
He had a set of handcuffs that would go on
this apparatus that he had set up on the door
so that I couldn't like sneak out in the middle
of the night. So he goes and he goes, who boyse,
police open up right now. And then he goes hold
on let me get it. He couldn't even get the
word handcuff. He goes, let me get the handcuff, and
then the door comes off, the hinges boom in rush

(01:04:35):
all these police officers. He's face down on the ground
with a gun to him by these cops. They all
the other ones come over, grab me, throw me over
their shoulder, drag me out, put me into an suv.
We go about a mile down the road to like
a staging area they had set up. They go, what's
going on here? Yeah, they go, what's going on here?
And uh, and I said no. He was hired by

(01:04:58):
my parents to take me to this program. He actually
really costed. Where were you guys, like three days ago
when I had these other two pricks? Yeah, because he
was he was cool. So it turns out when we
pulled up to the hotel to check in or the motel,
because it's one of those where the door goes the outside, Yeah,
he had me one arm handcuffed to the inside of
the door of the cars. I wouldn't split. And somebody

(01:05:20):
walked by and saw a kid handcuffed to the inside
of a car. I thought I was being kidnapped. Called
the police. Apparently they had been watching us all afternoon
and they waited till nightfall to come and surprise, knock
knock on the door. Yeah. Yeah. So what's what's the
name of the Parasholt one?

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
So I looked at a Paris Hilton is in hell
Camp talking about her you know, her experience. But she
also has another, uh like more in depth thing about
it called this is Paris that's available on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
The other one was like hell Camp teen Nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Teen nightmare. Yeah, that's okay, teen Nightmare. Hell Camp is
the desert Survival one, right, right, isn't it called hell
Camp teen Nightmare?

Speaker 13 (01:06:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
That is It's the same, that is it. She is
in that as well.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Yeah, and that's the she I think she checks about
the Provo School in Provo, Utah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Yes, because that's where she went, which is owned by
the same company.

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
That yeah, they probably owned.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Tomorrow and we are into another new hour insensitivity trending
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We got Menace, Hi, Gina Gred Hello, Sea Bass is here.
We got Sammy Morgan. Good morning to you.

Speaker 18 (01:06:37):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven. All right, So coming up
this hour, we've got the glory Whole challenge. All right,
So studio glory hole and uh, for those who don't
know what gloryhole is at all, just google it. But

(01:06:59):
we have a studio version, a big old hole. Now,
instead of things that you would see at the rest
stop coming through that hole, it's going to be different items.
The person on the receiving end will be blindfolded and
only using their face and their mouth. They have to
try to guess what the item is. Do that hole
is so beat? How old is that?

Speaker 18 (01:07:18):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Part is the aging of the Yeah, what do they
call that? With like a cast as seasoned? Yeah, it's
like a seasoned cast iron.

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
The story so weathered.

Speaker 15 (01:07:31):
Dry.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I think when things dry, like a lot of times,
grease turns. Yeah, you know what, I did see something
about why dog poop now when it dries doesn't white
the headline? I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
They don't use the same like ground up bones or
calcium and dog food anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Yeah, I remember that was the whole thing in step
brothers were like, uh, you know, the playground fight with
the kids.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
They're all trying to beat him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yeah, and they were forced to get down there and
the white dog. Anyway, so we have the glory Hole,
and we have a theme for the items that are
coming through the glory hole this time around, and it's
a Fall theme.

Speaker 11 (01:08:16):
Fall.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Look here, we are, here, we are. So now we
have to try to decide who's going to be on
the receiving end on the glory hole. Now, there's a
couple of different ways we can do. If somebody can volunteer,
Do we have any volunteers.

Speaker 18 (01:08:28):
I'm going to volunteer, not because Sea Bass is sloppy
and he left the stuff out and I already saw it,
so I'm just you already know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
What it is. And I think it would be boring
if I did it because I was the most recent.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
To do it, and I was the second most recent.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
This all makes sense. Say the other thing we can
hate Fall we can do like a vote. We can
do a vote and I will I will throw out
I will throw out to everybody. I will pony up
one for every correct item.

Speaker 10 (01:08:59):
I think a vote is sort of irrelevant because it's
a thematically a Fall themed items and as Greg said,
he hates fall, hate it. And I know someone who
loves fall though, and it's not Menace. That's his birthday month.
That's irrelevant. It's Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:09:13):
Oh I do and that's the thing that was that the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
On butt chugging the pumpkin spice, right.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
But I did do the Christmas one, and as you recall,
it was too easy for me.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
I nailed everything, like five hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (01:09:29):
It's like, I'm too good. We should find someone who
doesn't like it as much?

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Like what year was that? So long ago? Honestly, what
year was that?

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Like three?

Speaker 7 (01:09:39):
It would have been three years ago?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Two? This Christmas three? I don't know. I think many
moons ago.

Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
But I'm still covering from the last one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Or Gina. It's definitely Sammy, because Gina did it recently.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
I am offering one hundred dollars per correct it can be.
I'm throwing that out there. Men, I don't want you
because you're boring and designed for you.

Speaker 10 (01:10:09):
You're already doing your birthday curated exactly because I love
the money.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
But this is why you lie. Shut my mouth pays off.

Speaker 7 (01:10:24):
It cannot be as bad as the last one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
That I did right. Well, the Christmas one, you have
to tell me that it's not you mean as festive.
It was like it was like a fruit cake, eggnog,
and then uh, and then and then the mouse dead.
It was a feeder mouse. It was from like pets Mark.
It was medically sealed frozen.

Speaker 10 (01:10:46):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
It was fuzzy.

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
They're not sterilized.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Just because it's package for food, not to put on
your face and you want something to eat. That's a
ghost of Christmas past.

Speaker 9 (01:11:02):
If there's something like that. Again, if you're putting dead
animals on my face, it's a hard.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Is there a dead animal?

Speaker 10 (01:11:08):
No, he says, well, because you I don't want to
give away too much, but certainly no. But many food
items are dead animals. Well, okay, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
All right, that's true. You eat chicken.

Speaker 11 (01:11:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:11:21):
Yeah, I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
We'll take the break. We'll let uh, we'll let her
think about it. If not, we'll have somebody else who'll
be ready to go. Glory Whole Challenge, the fall theme,
Glory Whole Challenge come up next. You're on the Woody Show.
Hang on Woody Show, wood.

Speaker 13 (01:11:44):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
We have not talked about it. We have not discussed
at all during the break. We got to figure out
who's going to be on the receiving end of the
glory whole. I have offered up one hundred per correct
item and three items as usual. Yes, that's correct. How
bucks could pay for a lot of wedding planners. SeaBASS
is trying to get Sam to do it because it

(01:12:08):
is a fall theme and she is the biggest by far,
the biggest fan. So long's end. Yeah. The last time
she did it was because she was a big fan
of Christmas and she was somewhat traumatized by the mouse.
The Christmas mouse, Yeah, which was not found behind the
refrigerator in the break room.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
It was bought at a pet store feeding to anyway, anyway,
how do you consider it?

Speaker 9 (01:12:33):
I don't trust Sea Bass fair and that is where
I am worried of what.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
I'll give you my word as a gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Thank you a gentleman.

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
It's decent enough. I don't mind doing it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
If it is ridiculous, I'm gonna I'm gonna.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
Get so pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
How about how about if I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
Serious, like, I will like throw a fit. I will
be so mad if it could be good. Yeah, but
like seriously, honestly, I don't.

Speaker 13 (01:13:05):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
I have no idea what the items are. I know
they're fault theme. That's really all I know. I have
no idea. I did not see. Morgan saw what could
be bad in the fall.

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
From what I saw on the counter.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
You should do it. I mean, I love cider donuts,
I love Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yeah, try trust Morgan. She saw the items. She saw, well,
she saw I wasn't.

Speaker 18 (01:13:21):
Well, I'll give you my word and you give me
the money you earned.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
But yeah, Morgan may have not seen everything.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
That's true. I didn't see every I didn't go digging.

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
I saw it was on the counter.

Speaker 13 (01:13:32):
Yes or no.

Speaker 18 (01:13:37):
The alarm's gonna go off.

Speaker 9 (01:13:38):
I know, I really don't want to, but I really
feel like it's going to be like a thing if
I don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
What do you mean just to just give me a
yes or no? We don't have all day.

Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
No, I don't want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
All right, it's not gonna do it all right? All right,
So Menas, I guess you're up. All right, let's do this.
So Menessa, step out into the uh into the hallway. Okay,
what is item number one fault theme Easy Peasy lemon'squrazy,
So this would have been an easy hundred bucks classic
fall item. A pumpkin. Isn't that I have scare? I

(01:14:10):
have taken the lid off and it's going to be,
you know, guts in pumpkin. Yeah, money in the garbage.

Speaker 10 (01:14:21):
Okay, fall item number two for the Glory Whole Challenge,
And speaking of pumpkins and basic stuff, that was again
intended for Sammy, uh, pumpkin spice, cold foam.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
This is good for men because he likes ye.

Speaker 6 (01:14:37):
Is that something you can? I haven't had that?

Speaker 12 (01:14:39):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Can?

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
You put that in your mouth like a cool whip.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
It's designed that way from us. It's like a cool
whip kind of can't not cool because it's a ready.

Speaker 10 (01:14:46):
Whips and you know what, Woodie, while I was there,
this is unrelated to the Glory Whole Challenge, but as
a gift from me to your wife.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
The other type of ready whip they had was, oh god,
is it wicked? A she'll she'll be less annoyed by you? Now?
Do you want to autograph it?

Speaker 15 (01:15:06):
For?

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:15:09):
And the last thing, Oh my god, they're really milking
that whole wicked thing. Well it wasn't the number three
brick soft. We can't forget a little free friends in
the season of fall. So I have from the fine
folks at blue is the Blue Diamond. Yes, it's the
Turkey Day Feast.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Can.

Speaker 10 (01:15:28):
And if you want to, I can even throw some
official pumpkin spice seasoning on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
It, just to make it, you know, extra folly festive.

Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
The thing that makes me throw it more than anything
is wet catter dog food.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Yeah we turkey. We get a can of Turkey Day feast. Okay,
dog food, all right, So pumpkin pumpkin spice, cold foam
Turkey Day Feast dog food.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
This one's easy salmon.

Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
But I don't try.

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
Trust yeah yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Look, yeah, we all make big mistakes. That's fine, it's fine,
all right. Let's uh, let's let's bring menace back in.
He'll have the the this the blindfolds ridiculous is a
big googly eyed thing. Here a comes, all right, so uh,
leading medicine, all right, here here he is all right, alright,

(01:16:16):
he's he's taking a seat.

Speaker 18 (01:16:18):
I could be sermonous to you some day.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Oh yeah, and maybe he ends up getting a getting.

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
Yeah, all right, Monica, Monica, if you're listening, Monica, definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Now keep in mind, Sammy, he's gonna he's gonna be
closer to the glory hole, so you might as well
move the microphone to where it's gonna be needed. There
we go, all right, and then uh and then she
put that head down like she's done it. Yeah, that's good.
I have never adjusted microphones before. I can't understand how

(01:16:53):
it's such a mystery every single time we do something
like this. Move it closer to the goddamn box. Thank you?
There there, Move forward, See how the microphone can come
more toward me. Jesus Christ, you've never done I can't.
Don't give it to me. It's fixed, my good. No,

(01:17:13):
but just leaned forward a bit more minute. There you go.
You're good. So I number one again. It's one hundred
bucks up for grabs with each one of these items.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
I am up for bad right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Mm hmmm, that's through the glory hall.

Speaker 13 (01:17:26):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:17:28):
It smells very like like it's the vegetable baby.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Can you kind of tell the texture at all or
slimy kind of slimy taste it what it's kind of?

Speaker 13 (01:17:46):
It feels like boney you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Interesting visual. You know how much he loves can identify,
got his hands all hold on to watch it. Menace
once you gave it like a legit like taste.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
So yeah, he's like a bony, slimy thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Slimy hundred buckxcept for Grabs number one.

Speaker 8 (01:18:17):
Okay, wait, okay, I think I might know what it is,
but it doesn't feel like the shape of it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Okay, is it a pumpkin? Is it a pumpkin? Menace?

Speaker 11 (01:18:28):
It is a pumpkin?

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Feel like there's a bone. So sea Bass cut the
top of the pumpkin off and that's the underside of
like where the stem is, like you where you like
cut it open so you can dig out all the
guts and stuff. So what you were the slimy part
was the pumpkin guts. There's pumpkin guts and seeds and
the bones or the seeding your your face. I thought

(01:18:52):
he would get one with immediately, get how old is
that pumpkin? I literally cut it fifteen minutes? Really okay? Yeah, alright,
so they're the one hundred dollars, let's go. Yeah alright,
Item number two here for the Glory Hall challenge. All right,

(01:19:13):
so he is he is feeding the item now through
the glory hole. What this is supposed to is that like, okay,
this is the pumpkin spice cold and here he goes.

Speaker 8 (01:19:33):
Not hold on alright, hold on, okay.

Speaker 13 (01:19:37):
Okay, okay, Oh god, I think I know what that is.
It's like, it's like, what is it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:44):
It's like cinnamon flavored whipped cream or whip cream?

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Are pumpkin pumpkin whipped cream? Spy?

Speaker 13 (01:19:53):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Hold on, pumpkin spice cold foam? You love cold spice
old foam?

Speaker 13 (01:20:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Wow, he's wiping him off. He really does. Like he
was like that paper towels on the on the receiving
end of a glory hole. Yeah for real, like for
real glory hole. We're gonna like you can you can
clean up your off?

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Look him off? Great, you off? Yeah, I menaced two
items and two hundred dollars. All right, now you have
you have one more thing to try to guess what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
He's just not excited about that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Yeah, but see now you realize what it was probably
delicious and you're about to throw up.

Speaker 8 (01:20:39):
Well, I don't know what's in there, man, Am I
in the right area?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Yeah? Okay, okay, so menaces h Adam number three. Yeah,
is about to put it through the through the glory hole.
Right through the glory hole. There we go, all right?
Sticks tasty dog food. I don't know what that is.

(01:21:11):
I don't like it dog food.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
I don't like it.

Speaker 16 (01:21:14):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Maybe like, okay, you smell it? Was it smell like
dog food? But does it have like a like like
just dog food?

Speaker 12 (01:21:32):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
What does it smell like it? Does it smell like?

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:21:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Is there like a texture? Can you feel like what's
the texture. It's like it's like it's like it could
be but be a bone, could be some kind of bone. Yeah.
Does it smells dog too? Dish smells dog Does this
have a taste? No, I'm not tasting. I'm not tasting it.

Speaker 13 (01:21:52):
I'm not gonna taste.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
It is chunky? He does? He does look like a
kid who's like his mom is trying to give him
some medicine es this. No, No, I don't know what
this is. You've gone back a mile dog, Craig.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Why are you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Okay? Okay? I mean, do you need another like?

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Uh? You are?

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Do you want to take a do you want to
Are you ready to take a guess?

Speaker 8 (01:22:36):
Stop believing?

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
All right, he's done, he's done, alright, alright, do you
uh do you want to take a guest menace? Because
you said, uh, it smells like dog smells like dog food.
You said it's it's wet, just wet, Yeah, dog Did
you taste anything? Oh god, I just took a big whif.
Do you have it? Do you have it like any

(01:22:57):
kind of sleep?

Speaker 8 (01:22:59):
It's like, wait, it's fall themed, smells like dog food.

Speaker 13 (01:23:05):
Oh god, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Give him one more, just one more work just he
just touched his face against Wait is it like some
kind of chili? Chili? All right, yeah chili? Is that
your final guess? Yeah, some sort of chill.

Speaker 8 (01:23:23):
I'm sad now it is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Not chili, menace. It is Turkey Day feast dog food.
It's called Turkey Day. It's a Turkey Day feast, Turkey
Day feast dog food. I mean, you straight up eating
dog food on the show before it's got to menace.
I gotta tell you, man, two hundred dollars hey, hey, yeah,

(01:23:51):
two hundred bucks. Hey, that'll come in handy for the birthday.

Speaker 10 (01:23:53):
Month, you know, yeah, I don't you got some cold phone,
some old phones terrible and oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Gosh, it's like a crime scene. Now, men, as you
want the shot of this, it's the salted caramel whiped
cream cream. Oh no, it's pink. Yeah, I'm gonna eat
this off my wife's cans. Like that's gonna be awesome.
He puts the g in Garcia so Cal Sports with Hey, morning, buddy,

(01:24:27):
good morning.

Speaker 13 (01:24:28):
What do you show.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Let's go ahead and start with our Dodgers. They completed
the sweep last night against the Reds. Here are some highlights.

Speaker 16 (01:24:34):
Fine dry base hit left field, that one had it
towards the quarter and Hooky Becks is in with the
doubles and struck him out. Yamamoto locks up De la
Cruz and that'll do it. The Dodgers sweep the Reds
to zip.

Speaker 13 (01:24:51):
Dodgers offense is clicking.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Wood You show eighteen runs in two games. Starting pitching
has been great. The big question though, the bullpen. All
of us fans are worried. What key k Hernandez is it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
They're gonna show up.

Speaker 13 (01:25:04):
We believe in them.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
They're gonna do their job.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
I will say this about the bullpen, though, Woodie show
the Dodgers may have found their postseason closer in Roki Sasaki.
He was out there throwing gas on the mound last
night over triple digits.

Speaker 13 (01:25:15):
I love the Roki ro Key chance.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
He's got all the makings of a great closer and
he really fiells the need for the Dodgers. So up
next for the boys in Blue, we have the Phillies.
That series starts on Saturday in Philadelphia. Otherwildcard games in
the MLB, we got three winner take all game threes today,
starting at noon with Detroit and Cleveland, then the Padres
and Cubs, and then closing out.

Speaker 13 (01:25:35):
Today Red Sox and Yankees.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
And since we're talking baseball, saw a rumor yesterday that
Albert Polholz is the front runner.

Speaker 13 (01:25:41):
To manage the Angels next season. That would be interesting.
And finally we got Thursday Night football at SOFI Stadium
tonight the Rams and the Niners. Niners will be.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Without their quarterback, brock Perty and two receivers. Rams are
favored by eight and a half. I would take the Rams,
you know, Woodie, my wife is going to the game.
So there's another over under bet going on in my
household over under four margaritas.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
I will definitely take the over.

Speaker 13 (01:26:04):
I'm JEFFG. And that's suck out Sports.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Over for sure.

Speaker 13 (01:26:07):
Jeff G.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Everybody, Yeah, it's man. This is birthday month.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Uh see look at the wish list.

Speaker 12 (01:26:20):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight. Wait we're looking.
Oh wait one two three four, Number number five on
your list? Venus number five? Yes, number five is what
is number five? Look at number five?

Speaker 8 (01:26:40):
Okay, number five on my list?

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
Number five on your list? Oh I think I know
what is it? Look, I'm trying. I'm trying to pull
it up. It's your list, Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:26:50):
One before paddock access at F one Austin.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Okay, got an email here, really email at wieshot dot
com named Matt. I am one of the advisors to
one of the racing teams. Unfortunately, all of our paddock
passes are being used in Austin, but next week I
might have availability for Las Vegas and I could give

(01:27:16):
Menace a tour of the paddock and garage, plus a
meet and greet with a driver. There you go, all right? Check?

Speaker 8 (01:27:24):
Yeah, I mean it's not Austin, but I mean I
was going to Vegas anyways as well.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
So Okay, that's awesome there there you go. Hecky, all right,
so check out our instagram at the Woe Show and
uh yeah you can see MENACE's birthday list and how
you might be able to help you know. Yeah, it's cool, dude.
Yeah all right, I mean you like that, right, I
love that. It's awesome, dude. So everybody was sending this

(01:27:50):
to me yesterday, and it's so funny. This happened on
a radio station in New York City ten ten wins
and there was an issue where all of a sudden
they went to the weather forecast and uh, someone was
watching some adult content. Now I've I've bleeped out the
parts that you that you can, but I mean, dude,

(01:28:12):
it was so funny. I have I have a little
follow up on it too. That Laney two three FM.

Speaker 15 (01:28:18):
Let's get a check up your ACU weather forecast. Here's
meteorologist Brian Thompson.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
After another pretty warm day today, Laurie, it is gonna
be cooling off quite a bit over the next few days,
including tonight. The breeze is going to be picking up
and it is going to be coolers. It turns out
clear to part of the cloud.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
No yes, dude, are.

Speaker 17 (01:28:37):
You right now?

Speaker 15 (01:28:38):
I have I don't know where that's coming from there,
but it seems to be we have another station on
the air here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
What is the station?

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
I can't even.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
So now there's this dead air. This is the real
dead air. I'm not touching anything. That's no pause.

Speaker 8 (01:28:55):
Try this again.

Speaker 15 (01:28:56):
We're getting a lot of interference right now on the line,
but we're going to try to connect now with aky.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Whether it's Brian Thompson, Brian Laurie, we do have a
breezy and it went into the weather forecast. So a
friend of mine been in front of mine for a
long time. Remember the guy that we had call in
he quit alcohol the what was it Craig Beck. Yeah,
he read that Craig Beck book Alcohol Lied to Me

(01:29:21):
or whatever it's called. Is that what's called alcohol lied
to Me? And he like cold turkey. He was like
an alcoholic and just quit. Yeah. Wow, And he's going
on six years of sobriety. We talked to him after
he was in like a handful of months anyway, So
he is an anchor, a news anchor at this radio station. Huh,
And I asked him, I said, hey, man, what the
hell happened. He goes, Dude, he goes, There's so many

(01:29:43):
ways that could have happened. Because all the studios are
kind of tied together. It's a news station, so that
could have been It could have been up in any room.
It wasn't necessarily the newscaster or the weather guy like something.
When they went to go to whatever studio that they need,
something was opened somewhere. Point is somebody somebody was watching porn.

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
Which station is the porn station?

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Somebody was watching porn at the radio station. It is
not necessarily the anchorchick or the weather guy. It wasn't
like the weather guy was like, you know, Brian whatever
his name was, was like, you know, watching porn while
that was going on, right, but you could tell you
she just freaked out interference from another station. No, ladies,
someone at your station's watching porn, super and it's somehow

(01:30:26):
patched in.

Speaker 8 (01:30:27):
A lot of us taking a lot of us have
been doing this for over thirty years, and the amount
of times that people have been caught or we've walked
upon people watching porn work.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Why do you want to get so let's get a
check up.

Speaker 15 (01:30:44):
You're aci whether you're forecast here's meteorologist Brian Thompson.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Yeah, after another.

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
Pretty warm day today, Laurie, it's gonna be cooling off
quite a bit over the next few days, including tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
The breeze is going to be picking up and it
is going to be coolers. It turns out clear to
part in the cloud. No, yes, just right now. I
don't look at home.

Speaker 15 (01:31:05):
I don't know where that's coming from, Greg, but it
seems to be we have another Stark.

Speaker 17 (01:31:12):
I can't even.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Good so funny. I mean, we look up stuff for
the show.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
But just like not during the weather.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
You never know they might have don it. They might
have been doing for show research. So news research station. Yes,
you never know. Menace, come on, someone's totally watching it.
That's hilarious. God eight text over to two two nine
eight seven Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Wood Show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
All right, So we were talking about this thing that
happened on this news station in New York City. For
all of a sudden, there was like all content that
started playing while they're doing the weather forecast.

Speaker 15 (01:32:06):
Let's get a check up. You're aci weather forecast. Here's
meteorologist Brian Thompson after another.

Speaker 5 (01:32:11):
Pretty warm day today, Laurie. It is gonna be cooling
off quite a bit over the next few days, including tonight.
The breeze is going to be picking up, and it
is going to be coolers. It turns out clear to
part in the cloud.

Speaker 9 (01:32:22):
No, yes, are you right now?

Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
I have I don't look at goead.

Speaker 15 (01:32:27):
I don't know where that's coming from, Greg, but it
seems to be we have another station on the air here.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
What is.

Speaker 6 (01:32:34):
I can't even.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
So I talked to a friend of mine who works
at that radio station as a news anchor. He says, Man,
there's a thousand ways that could have happened. They're looking
into it, I guess. But all these studios are all
kind of tied in together, and somebody could have left
something on in another room, and like, what are they watching? Well,
this is the part I hadn't heard yet. But a
lot of people are hitting this up on the text, saying,
I don't think that's a clip of corn right, correct? Uh?

(01:33:01):
Someone says it's not porn. I'm pretty sure. It's actually
a clip from a show called Working Moms. And in
the episode, her and her friend are in the massage
plays and the tables or something start to vibrate either way.
It's good. Yeah. Somebody said, there's it's a massage machine,
like one of those water massage machines. Yeah, I mean
it is.

Speaker 10 (01:33:20):
It is porno adjacent. B it's it's from a comedy
show where she's in a hydro massage and she's getting
so it's not actual pomp but still hilarious. Oh my god,
these people.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
People have a heart attack when dead air happens, or
if somebody happens to like something slips through. It's not
the end of the world. You guys do it like that.
Nothing really happens. There is no true consequence. It's like
things happen. You hear it on sports and when there
are live events all the time. Big deal. I really,
I really wish we would get past like we.

Speaker 8 (01:33:53):
Have alarms and people start running down the halls crazy.
But I will argue when I hear dead air, I
just leave it on and I cup.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Want to see what happens. How long is this going
to lay?

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
Well, let's go through some of the week in audio.
New audio that's from an older incident. Morgan Wallen.

Speaker 10 (01:34:11):
He was arrested and pled guilty to throwing a chair
off of a roof of a Nashville bar last year. Well,
now the body cab became footages out a year and
a half later for some reason. Now, so here he
is the cops going to the bar because this this
chair landed in the middle of traffic. So yeah, they're
gonna they're going to investigate this. And uh, here is
Morgan his bodyguarding, not Morgige.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
I mean mor she could have done.

Speaker 10 (01:34:36):
This in her past life. Look at Greg Yes, so
here is his them and listen to the like the people.
This isn't Morgan yelling at first, but his ball entourage. Uh,
listening to how how adamant they were that there is
no way that Morgan could have thrown this chair off
this roof.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
You don't see anybody calling anything.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
You don't have excusing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
You didn't thrown nothing.

Speaker 13 (01:35:05):
His bodyguard, let what happened?

Speaker 18 (01:35:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:35:13):
When did his bodyguard to say, I'm his bodyguard.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
You have to you have to.

Speaker 10 (01:35:17):
So the bodyguards usually are off duty or retired police.
But regardless, he's a uniformed active police investors.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Now nothing. Yeah, that that other guy was just like, no,
you didn't see think you're just a cute.

Speaker 10 (01:35:29):
Well the cops went up, looked at the security video
said oh, there's Morgan wall and thrown a chair.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
So the morgana lying bodyguards line. The other guy's lying.
Everyone's lying. But Morgan got a sweet burden on the cops.
Uh sort of. He's in the back of the squad
car getting ready to be hauled off and what's on
the radio? But Morgan Thomas Rex, oh, yeah, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Me and turn it up as me and try yeah,
that's me right there.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
I don't know me. Tr TR is one of the best.
He's one of the best days in the world. He
would definitely not be getting arrested. Yeah, So tr he
was doing that to try to you know, like hey, yeah, yeah.
That was his version of like, don't you know who
I am?

Speaker 10 (01:36:17):
And Morgan Wallen when you see him like not on stage,
he's just a dude. He's like, you wouldn't pay no
attention to this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
So, you know, lymp Biscuit came out with that new
song making Love to Morgan or whatever, and apparently they
have a number one it's is it the album or
the number one song? There was a yeah because this
song was terrible bottling and I like lmbiscuit a lot terrible.
I like lymbiscuit a lot. Yeah, Olympus can win number
one in twenty twenty five, which is crazy, I think.

Speaker 8 (01:36:44):
Well, a lot of his fans probably want to see
what the song is about. Also pretty smart on the
search for on streaming, because Morgan Wallen is like top
searched artists, and then probably people typing. Yeah, people are
like typing in his name and then they here go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
There stops Morgan Wallen and the charts limp Biscuit land
number one, first number one hit in twenty five years.
There you go on hard knock songs on some of
the sub charts. Definitely, Yeah, like damn okay, that was
a terrible song.

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
But they had nothing to do with Morgan, which is
actually brilliant.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
And in the police card that is where he heard
the song.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
I literally didn't know. Copps listened to the radio. Are
you serious in their car? Watching police? Watch enough police
body cam videos and their talk shows like our shows. Wait,
did not know what do you think they're doing in there?
I figured it was silent in there and then they
could hear their crime. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:37:39):
This weekend audio men this is a wheel of fortune,
not a fail. In fact, this is actually a great
wheel of fortune. Landmark happened this this week. It was
on the big final bonus thing and handed to menace
and see if you can figure out what this is.
The The category is living things. Okay, it's blank a
C blank blank F and then the last one see
blank blank blank t e s living.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
Things, living things, so blank. Obviously the second word is
over if we don't know, it could be yeah, it
could be fs.

Speaker 10 (01:38:13):
Just yeah, So that's a living thing. So clients, animals,
race of the codas, race of the four words.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Of uh uh coyotes. The first word, that's the fast
first word, not.

Speaker 8 (01:38:33):
Race, Brace of coyotes.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
Brace. What would a brace? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:38:38):
Maybe that's a group of ye.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Can't be brace because you already have an E in there.

Speaker 8 (01:38:42):
Okay, uh, trace of coyotes.

Speaker 10 (01:38:47):
I can't The last letter of the first word cannot
be He's already been Tracy of coyotes. Yeah, let's go
to lady a real fortune this week who set the record.
The new record for the highest prize is one of
those prizes on that big final wheel, could be a
million bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
So that plus or other winnings. Let's find out.

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Why in the audience living things. That is the category.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
You'll have ten seconds to try and solve it. Christina
staring at me, good luck, pack of coyotes. Not no phrase,
you just look. Oh my god. Yes, I guess her

(01:39:33):
boss was in the studio audience with her. She's not
quitting her job. She's planning to pay off her student loans.
She's going to buy a house and enjoy some of
the other prizes that she won on the show.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
She shouldn't quit because she's probably getting like a half
a million, right and then after depending on her student
loans house.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Yeah, for four lifetimes. I wouldn't be listening to my job,
my boss very closer. Yeah, supping there? Yeah, this weekend
audio menace? How ripping out?

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Bad Bunny hosting SNL again?

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
This way?

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:40:09):
So he's he's he's playing the halftime in the Super Bowl.
He's hosting Satura Night Live again. Well, he gets some
run off because his wife get all horny, and then
maybe he gets some It's not bad Bunny, maybe so
now bad Bunny. He's hosted before, so he's been a
musical guest before, but he I, I don't know. This
is the promos that SNL released this week.

Speaker 11 (01:40:26):
So it's cool down my friendst day in ther place
for the week. Right, Today's literally my first friend, his baby,
his dog, be careful.

Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
He bite the dog, all of them.

Speaker 11 (01:40:37):
I'm gonna go. Uh and you tell me if he's trip.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
I don't do is he okay? What exactly?

Speaker 12 (01:40:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
The problem?

Speaker 8 (01:40:45):
The promos are never good?

Speaker 10 (01:40:47):
I agree, but like what is he saying? Is the
I mean, I know his Spanish first language, I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
All right, menace right here translate. So it's cool down
my friendst day in ther place for the week.

Speaker 15 (01:40:57):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
All right, so we all got he's like my friends
stay if my friend stays at your place for the week. Yeah. Correct,
the premises he's being like over, he's ingratiating himself too
much with his friend, his baby, his dog, be careful.

Speaker 8 (01:41:12):
Yeah, so my friend, my his baby, and his dog
are gonna stay and bring everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:41:18):
But yeah, dog, I'm gonna go. Ah and you tell
him evis trip?

Speaker 13 (01:41:25):
Wait? What was the wait?

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Go back a little bit. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 11 (01:41:28):
I'm gonna go ah, and you tell him evis trip?

Speaker 8 (01:41:33):
I can't tell that part.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
So he's all of that.

Speaker 11 (01:41:35):
I'm gonna go ah, and you tell him evis trip.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
You tell me if it's a trip.

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
So I think it's a trap.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
So he's like, good job, guys. Yeah, yeah, good.

Speaker 10 (01:41:47):
There's a thing about bad. But I'm not this whole
super Bowl controversy. I don't care who the hell plays that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
Yeah, he has had one hit with Cardi B I
like it or whatever. I like it like that. All
of his other hits are huge hits, but they're all
Spanish language, like they're not a mainstream America. But again,
the super Bowl halftime show, everybody seems to forget it's
not for the football fans. It's to bring everybody else in.
They got me, they don't need us. We're gonna watch regardless.

(01:42:15):
It doesn't matter who's playing. It's not about I'm not
tuning in because of the half. In fact, that's usually
when I tune out, like I'm that's that's my opportunity
to go take a leak of progress food, you know whatever,
because I'm watching the game otherwise. Also, at one point
was more interested in the commercials, not so much these days,
but it was all. There was very few times that

(01:42:36):
you got to break for the food for the other stuff,
and so the half the halftime show for me personally
was that was the time. But now you are trying
to get other people into check it out into the fold.
But they put on K pop Demon Hunters. That'd be
a good choice.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Feels amazing. Yeah, Hi, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Going over some of this week in audio and uh,
one of my one of my favorite clips of the week.

Speaker 10 (01:43:16):
It's a Florida or family as there said, called Florida
A and M University.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
And you may have noticed this.

Speaker 10 (01:43:24):
It's certain colleges, especially HBCUs, will have a marching band
and cheerleaders, but they'll also have kind of a dance team,
cheer squad.

Speaker 8 (01:43:33):
I think, yeah, don't they have like flags and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Yeah, so it's like like a palm squad color guard. Yes.
The thing is some of them are morbidly obese. Why
they used to have standards, I think now it's just
like they can't tell you can't tell people that you
can't be Well, we had we.

Speaker 10 (01:43:51):
Had flag and color guard at Georgia Tech, but because
they just couldn't be cheerleaders obviously, right sammy high five.

Speaker 9 (01:43:57):
No, that's not two different things.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Yeah, because you're you're not athletic to have to be
a cheerleader. I get it.

Speaker 10 (01:44:04):
But these girls, some of these girls are so fat
and the announcer, how fat are they? Well, you're about
to find out at fam move. This is not the
this not the this is the PA announcer. So this
is to the entire stadium congratulating the dance squad and
their performance.

Speaker 13 (01:44:20):
And congratulate them. There now the new face of the tale.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
Now to me, I love that because it wasn't just
on the radio broadcast. That was to the stadium. Who now,
so this is this is this guy? He's apparently been
the announcer for like thirty years?

Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
Was that his last day?

Speaker 10 (01:44:46):
He's guy been suspended for two games and the s
W A C, which I guess the conference that family
plays in.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Find them ten thousand dollars? Ten thousand dollars. Okay, where
does that money go?

Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
Who gets the ten grand?

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Does it go to Jenny Craig? Does he go to
a bunch of rice cakes? What's it going to? It
goes to the SAX? Does it go to the Peloton subscriptions? Oh,
it just went up, by the way, say that game

(01:45:21):
we just went up. Yeah, birds are.

Speaker 10 (01:45:27):
Yeah cow dare someone say the emperor has no clothes
or this kid not enough clothes at least in this case. Yeah, people,
I see these anyway, Well that's him.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
He's done. Okay, good for you.

Speaker 10 (01:45:38):
Speaking of college football, we have I feel like we've
had one of these stories every week now.

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
This is from Inside Edition. Old man plays football. Here
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
He's freshman Tom Sillo, and he's starting his college football
career at the age of fifty eight. You heard right,
fifty eight years old. Tom's a defensive lineman with the
lie Coming College Warriors in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. I never went
to college, but for years I just always had this
burning desire in the back of my head to play

(01:46:08):
college football.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Damn fifty it's.

Speaker 10 (01:46:12):
A D three school, so it's basically high school essentially.
But he's gonna get hurt, yeah probably, yeah, yeah, whatever.
And I was kind of against these sort of guys,
just like, Okay, we get it, you're actual. I thought, oh,
he's taking a roster spot. But at the college that
I spoke at recently, which was a community college and
basically D three almost, they were trying to get people
to play like they couldn't they There are years they

(01:46:32):
can't field a team because they don't have enough.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
Bring us your dad's he's a conversation piece. Ye right,
and if he wants to, you know, blow his acl
out of the age of fifty eight, go.

Speaker 13 (01:46:44):
Likely where did it go?

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Sir? So I'm not against him as much anymore. This
week in audio.

Speaker 10 (01:46:48):
Athletic wise, this is a clip what he sent this
to me, and I agree with it completely. So this
lady is at a public gym and she's got her
little tripod out and her phone on it, which should
be alone.

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
See best loves this stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:46:59):
Yeah yeah, so now yes, because you're because this is
this is a gym for working out. This is not
a video studio. It's a dripping hazard.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
I get it.

Speaker 10 (01:47:08):
You're there, you're you're silently intimidating other people not to
use the areas around you because they're trying to be polite. Well,
in this other girl doesn't even see the camera, doesn't care,
It just goes about her business. Well, the girl videoing
this is from her camera's point of view. Uh so
it's a little little uh you know, hard to hear,
but she goes and but rates the woman for getting
in her shots, because why do you care that I'm

(01:47:35):
standing here because you're annoying me. She sounds so cool,
and I see normal as you might imagine. I've sent
letters to my complex. There were people doing this in
my gym, and they sent out, you know, little reminders
to everybody to no avail because the jerks who want
to film themselves they don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
And if you're such a big deal, you know that
you need like a whole set up stage. Basically, uh,
you should be able to afford your own gym.

Speaker 10 (01:47:58):
Yeah, it sounds that's a good point, goes to my thing.
Unless you're setting a world record. No one cares about
you crappily doing every day exercise. And she's not even
that hot. And if you got it, you better be
super damn hot. And I better be see like, you know,
crotch and all kinds of stuff, because.

Speaker 8 (01:48:15):
Hey, I better see it. Look, i'd better see it.
See a camel toe, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:48:21):
So minimum this week in audio, there's another one from
what he This is a Brooklyn guy and his least
super sweet Chevy Silverado is being towed assumingly because he
didn't pay on it, and so he's fighting with the
toe guy.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Blah blah blah blah. One thing leads to another, and
a lot of times that you see as people get
in their car and then try.

Speaker 10 (01:48:38):
To like get back the car off the tow truck. Well,
this guy, he knows that that's destroy your car. He
knows that's not gonna work, and he does the next
best thing. He and again his his truck is still
kind of halfway at an angle, so it's not straight
by any means. He says, well, I could just steal
the whole tow truck, get both Yeah, get the truck
and I get to keep my car.

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
And then he ended up like like swiping a whole
my of other cars on the street too, because he
knows yeah, right, and there goes the other cars in
the street cramp. Yeah. Here's the thing.

Speaker 10 (01:49:24):
So this guy is he's not like a twenty one
year old hot head. He's fifty six cool. He's got
a plea deal where.

Speaker 8 (01:49:31):
He's only getting like three years of probation because his
car was getting stolen.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
So in his car, the bank's car. Can I say
a question like why why are people always so like
crappy to these repo guys?

Speaker 6 (01:49:43):
Well, you're shooting the messenger.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
They're just doing their job. You know why they're there
because your report, because you didn't you didn't pay your bill,
and so somebody sent them to come take it away.

Speaker 6 (01:49:56):
Personal.

Speaker 2 (01:49:57):
Yeah, but you're threatening them and trying to attack them.
Some people do attack them, some people will shoot at them,
and it's it's crazy. That's a job I would never want. Hell.
And I understand you're upset and you're like in a
in a place in your life where things are tough,
and you're already underwater in so many different ways, and
you need this car to get to your job so

(01:50:18):
you can even pay something, right, I mean this weeks
at the end.

Speaker 10 (01:50:22):
All that speaks a dumbash tail because this is a
twenty twenty Silverado. This isn't you know the Fiesta from
nineteen ninety three. This is a douchebag who wants to
look cool, can't afford his his douchebags.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
They had a symbol. Look, you can get in this
thing for seven hundred and twenty dollars a month. There
were only one hundred and thirty months, six six thousand, down,
one hundred and thirty months.

Speaker 10 (01:50:43):
And I'm pissed about the probation because this guy has
multiple previous arrests.

Speaker 2 (01:50:47):
I love to have.

Speaker 10 (01:50:47):
This is from the Smoking Gun. They went to look
into his past. He was soon in twenty twenty because
he called somebody in his neighborhood on a Facebook group
of pedophile.

Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
No, he's divorced with four kids. He's just a hot head,
a whole who's fifty six years old, and he needs
to spend some time.

Speaker 10 (01:51:00):
It sounds like a winner this week. And audio also
involving vehicle collisions. This is from inside Addition, where an
Illinois traffic cop was just you know, right in the
ticket whatever and suddenly comes down the highway somebody else
who rearens the cops car.

Speaker 2 (01:51:14):
But he's got a good reason why he did it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:20):
What you tell me?

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
You all right?

Speaker 13 (01:51:23):
Yeah, I'm all right.

Speaker 4 (01:51:25):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
Dude? I don't know, man, I've been drinking. You've been drinking, okay,
and weed fields okay.

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:51:33):
Jennings later told the officer that his actions were not accidental.

Speaker 3 (01:51:38):
I did get on part of Well you hit me
on purpose, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
So he's the world's most artist drunk and high and
I'm bored. As surprising as that as to hear as
a police officer wouldn't be equally surprising. You go, you
know what, You're honest, he's refreshing, You're ready to go,
even though he did it on perfectly enjoy. If only
everybody's mind would be blinding, your ruined, You have to
walk boredom, have a nice day.

Speaker 7 (01:52:12):
So what's a weed pill?

Speaker 10 (01:52:16):
I'm assuming heard there's gummies and somewhere like los and
eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:52:23):
He text us over to two to nine eight seven.
We'll wrap up the weekend audio next, hang up the show. Hey,
let's put the wraps on this round of the Weekend Audio.

Speaker 10 (01:52:34):
This next clip has been making the rounds a lot
of places, but we're playing it as a warning because
it's quite possibly as fake.

Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
It is an actress who is in the Chad Powers series.
Sammy Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:52:48):
Powell.

Speaker 10 (01:52:49):
Now this this Chad Powers series, which is a fictionalization
of the prank videos that Eli Manning gad where he
would play an old guy Chad Powers trying out the
Knowledge Team. It's so good that they hired Hawk to
a girl to be famous actress Hawk for a cameo
right now. This this is the video though, shows an

(01:53:10):
actress a very young little chick thing in l A
with a bunch of supposedly with a bunch of her friends, yes,
supposedly getting around to watch her scene in the New
Chad Powers the TV show, only to find out that
she's been replaced by Hawk to a girl and this
actress supposedly does not like that.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
To well my scene, did you come it later?

Speaker 7 (01:53:39):
No, this is literally my scene.

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
Holiday.

Speaker 10 (01:53:46):
Oh my god, I just literally.

Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
HOWK screams. Yeah, I think it's fake. Yeah, well I
think I watched. The first time, I go, Okay, it's
kind of kind of funny. Then the second time I
saw it go on the fence. Now this third time
hearing it, it sounds it sounds scripted. It sounds like
the friends like, are you sure? And also based on
what the show like, you just mentioned the show. I

(01:54:15):
didn't know anything about the show, but the show sucks
number one.

Speaker 10 (01:54:17):
But about pranking or right, well, she is she the
shows but this is the fictional version of pranking. But
also she posted the like news coverage on her own Instagram,
which it leans me into maybe.

Speaker 8 (01:54:29):
She kind of fun as a stand in or something.

Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
Yeah, I mean she's it does happen. Yeah, the time.
I think you're right, Gene. I think it's the people
she's with that give it away.

Speaker 11 (01:54:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:54:39):
Later, I mean I was in a scene with Sandra
Bullock and they dubbed my they used someone else's voice.

Speaker 2 (01:54:44):
Yeah, it's like David Prowse, who is Darth Vader, he
got to act. They didn't use his voice.

Speaker 11 (01:54:51):
He got to act.

Speaker 8 (01:54:54):
In Peacemaker, like one of the characters they like totally replaced,
and they shot like five episodes with the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
Even when I was doing Mayans MC.

Speaker 9 (01:55:03):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:55:04):
You know, we from all kinds of stuff and I
had a lot of you know, prime camera time, and
they're like, man, we can't show this guy too. It
was funny because like, uh, even there was one scene
in particular where I had a line right and uh
and as I'm getting but the camera wasn't on me
as I read the line. They were like kind of
going around like that because I was one of the

(01:55:25):
I was one of the sons of anarchy in mayan
ZMC and they're going, we're discussing like this whole like
you know, retaliation against you know, the mind blah blah
blah blah, and uh whatever, I said my line and
that like they were kind of going around for the
reactions in the room and got a quick cut thing.
I could get it. I mean, I see my face, like,
you don't want to put this guy on there? And
so and so I knew the scene was coming. And

(01:55:47):
the scene comes up and I go, oh, are you
later missing? Get happens? How good is this new power show? Sammy?
By the way, I mean she she got paid even
if she did the work, she still got bathe And they.

Speaker 7 (01:56:04):
Don't tell you when you're not going to be in it.
You're like a liar.

Speaker 8 (01:56:09):
You're like, but I've been waiting for sandwich reveal on
the show.

Speaker 11 (01:56:13):
Just watch it.

Speaker 7 (01:56:16):
I have not had time and super and I was
going to watch it last night. No, I haven't had time.

Speaker 2 (01:56:21):
Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.

Speaker 7 (01:56:22):
You're busy, Yes, yes, I've been busy.

Speaker 2 (01:56:25):
Yes, I agree. She's got a boyfriend. She's way more
busy than she used to be just getting No, certainly,
she's doing more things, she's going more places outside, she
has more plans.

Speaker 6 (01:56:35):
Yeah, like, that's not what my private investigator told me
this week.

Speaker 13 (01:56:39):
And audio.

Speaker 10 (01:56:40):
You know, speaking of actors, everybody's been a buzz with
the Rock and his shocking weight loss. Does he have
a disease, maybe a tape for them or did he
just gain a bunch of weight for one role and
lose it for another. I will never know unless the
Rock tells us.

Speaker 12 (01:56:54):
I gained thirty pounds for the role of smashing Machine
and so it's good to get it off, and I
had to maintain it for live action Milana. So it's
like seven months man of thirty pounds of well.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
That's a lot of wet. It's a lot.

Speaker 13 (01:57:07):
It's you know, weighs on you. But I feel good,
feel much better. Dude.

Speaker 8 (01:57:10):
He looked huge in the trailer for that Savashing.

Speaker 10 (01:57:13):
Machine thing, and then we haven't seen the Malana thing yet.
But this next movie that he just stopped filming, I
guess he's smaller. So there's your explanation.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Give me one more clip for this week in audio.

Speaker 10 (01:57:22):
All right, this is a bit of a controversy and
a fun with accent from a Jesse Ledland. She's an
Australian mom and she's talking about how she had to
make a major mindset change from when she made her
own money to being a stay at home mom and
leeching off her husband okay.

Speaker 2 (01:57:37):
Well warning fun accent a hell big time, all right.

Speaker 19 (01:57:40):
When I was making money from my business, if I
wanted to go out and buy a Prada bag, I
was entitled to that because I earned that money and
I made that money, and that's how I want to
spend it. And I said, but with him being the
financial provider, if I go out and buy that Prada bag,
I feel entitled. I would feel bruddy, and I would

(01:58:02):
feel like, who do you think you are?

Speaker 2 (01:58:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:58:05):
It's so mean.

Speaker 6 (01:58:06):
You should like her that I do.

Speaker 10 (01:58:13):
Says she should be an inspiration to certain other wives.
Who is buying five hundred dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:58:19):
Yeah, I mean, dude, those women they need talking to you.
I would never be married to somebody like that. Never, never, never.
All right, Well, thank you very much. Here Weekend Audio.
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