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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Well,
today is October the third. It is MENACE's birthday month.
It rolls on, yes, October third, twenty twenty five, and
today is Friday, and of another week. Welcome to the

(01:07):
Woodie Show. Monay is Wodie. That is Greg Gory. Hi,
we got Menace, Happy Birthday. Money, thank you is here,
good money. We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan
is here. We've got Vaughn Born is here, Menji is here,
and our vip ob babe, thank you for being here.
It is the Woodies Show. Let's get this over with.

(01:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well, welcome to Friday. Hopefully you have
a big weekend of fun or just nothing but pure
relaxation ahead of you'd be great. Our job is to
get through this morning into the weekend as quickly as
we can, so we've got some stuff lined up for
you to do.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Just that.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Fail Stories and the Duiq's Today's Dumbass Contest met It's
gonna have the Birthdays the born of Birthday. Ye the
world of entertainments, all coming up here on the Woody Show.
Phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can
say it's a text over to two two nine eight seven,
a couple piece of audio. This guy, I saw him

(02:07):
for years. He worked. I forget where, maybe Texas, somewhere,
San Antonio something. Anyway. This guy, his name is Adam Krueger,
is the He's the weather guy for Fox in Los Angeles,
the local Fox station in Los Angeles, and his big
thing is and he's got a really good social media
thing going. Did you just discover him?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Recently Gina brought him out to me. Oh yeah, I
know this guy.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
He sneaks it like people request different song lyrics for
him to sneak into his mineralogy. I know, Steve as
it's beneath you, but it's super duper funny and the
pretty clever.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
The way he does.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Clever is actually a better one.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
I feel like he was making a lot more noise
before he moved to Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh I don't think so. Really.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
After Los Angeles, I feel like I never hear about
him anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
About him now, yeah, I see his stuff pop up
a lot.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Very clever all.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
He's also like a really cool guy and you know
he's just having fun. He just did this as a
kind of a goof yeah back at his last station,
and it just blew up. He's got this huge social
media thing going on.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
It's weather Adam, Yeah, weather Adam. And then the suns
are usually like big giant hits whatever, like.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Every show hip hop'sw' it's everything in this one is
what Lincoln Park?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Your requested Lincoln Park. In the end, it starts with
one thing.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
It doesn't even matter how hard you tried to pinpoint
exactly when the marine layer clears, sometimes it has a
mind of its own. This is our recent rain maker,
and this is where it's headed. Keep that in mind.
I designed this map to explain and do time where
I think it's going to rain this weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
After this week.

Speaker 8 (03:38):
Started off feeling like summer, we look at the weekend
forecast for the beach and it's like things aren't the
way they were before.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And wouldn't even recognize it anymore.

Speaker 8 (03:45):
We've got clouds, cool temperatures, So that's our first low
hanging out Friday, and through the weekend we see another
troughle low pressure moving next week.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
And for all this, there's only one thing.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
You should know as far as temperatures, and that's the
fact that it's going to be cooler than normal. He
talked about that low moving away from us. It's like
I tried so hard and got so far, but in
the end it doesn't even matter. It comes right back
into southern California. Rain is likely in the mountains and deserts.
The fall began on Monday, and when it comes to heat,
you'd think we'd had to fall to lose it all.
But in the end it doesn't even matter. He'd hanging

(04:15):
around for a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
He does it, by the way. Someone on that but
this particular video put the Lincoln Park stuff in there.
He's not playing any part of the song, watching the weather,
and every once in a while, like you'll if you're
watching him, it'll just clear, Oh wait a minute, Oh
I see what he's doing. Because it doesn't do it
on every weather forecast. It's not the song. You don't need.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Body he's given the weatherforre.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I thought I hated everything see about Like, why do
you hate that?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Is?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
James?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
First off, I don't I mention things on this show
all the time that I love so that that narrative
needs to stop right now.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
But number two, number two and hates my narrative because
it's completely forced into number two. That is James Cordon level,
Jimmy Fallon level humor. But he's not something funny that's
doesn't make it better Like dad jokes can be so
cheesy that it's funny. I don't even think it's a
cheesy I think his is more clever. I think it's

(05:08):
funny clever. What do you mean, how's it clever? Because
he he was, he's able to weave him into a
forecast where he's not saying, all right, guys, So this
next one, I'm gonna weave looking park in the end
of the forecast. He just doesn't. And if you pick
up on it, you pick up on it. And then
if you're watching it and you don't know that song,
you would never know.

Speaker 9 (05:25):
And what's the point because if you know, you know,
it's not whimsy, it sucks.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm sinking if you know you know.

Speaker 10 (05:32):
And for me, the point would be like if I
requested a song, I'm watching the news to see if
he does it, if he if.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
He drew attention to all right, guys on today's weather,
I'm gonna do this song. That's that's even different. But
I like if you're watching and you didn't know the
song and you never picked up. That's why I think
makes it so good, because he does plenty of songs.
I don't I don't know what he's doing. It definitely
a lot funny when he does the rap. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, he'll do like Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
Yeah if he was even maybe the first weather guy
that ever did this, but there are fifty of them.
They've been doing this for decades now. They all and
then I want to go viral because dopes will be like,
oh guess what he does?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Go viral?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
The weather Adam sucks, I agree, but he.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Does go viral. What he's doing pretty well on the
social media. For your grandmother, he is, Oh boy, I
got my grandma would really get into the Lincoln Barkler.
There are grandmother of that age. Now the Woody Show,
Welcome back to everybody. Yeah, all right, today it's Friday,

(06:32):
as you know, Happy Friday to you. It's October the third,
twenty twenty five. We got the birthdays. The Porner birthday
coming up. A couple of seconds, Mendisica tells what's happening
in the world of entertainment. But here today, October third,
Today in history menace, Yes, I love these. A couple
interesting things. Today. In nineteen thirteen, ah, nineteen, kind of

(06:52):
like right year is when the US federal income tax
was signed into law. Oh yeah, guys, we don't always
have to pay income tax. We don't have to anymore.
It was the Revenue Act of nineteen thirteen. And at
the time when they signed this into law, it was
a whopping one percent. No, I think it was on

(07:15):
the very top. Yeah. Percent.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Oh, I'm happy you brought this up. I let's have
a quick thing to put out there. I take no
sides on this, but it was a hot take on
taxes and billionaires, and it says that the public is
always complaining about billionaires not paying their fair share of taxes, right,
and everyone's always upset about the billionaires. But like the
argument goes, Okay, they start paying more in taxes and

(07:42):
the government's going to spend that money wisely, you know, he's.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Still going to come after more. Yeah, so why aren't
you more mad at the government?

Speaker 5 (07:51):
There?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
And you're always mad at the billionaires. The government does
not have an income problem. Yeah, got a spending thank you,
thank you. It was today, in nineteen teen ninety five,
that O. J. Simpson was officially acquitted of the murders.
Yeah Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman didn't fit dog. Yeah
it h It drew a record TV audience of an audience,

(08:13):
record TV audience share of ninety one percent of all
TVs in use at that time. Whoaed a ninety one share?
Is insane? Like to give you an example, see people
just a sleep. What's what's considered really good now is
when you get close to maybe ten percent. Yeah, that's
considered that's it. Like that's a show that stays on

(08:34):
the on the air for years. What like ninety one percent?
Was the Jimmy Kimel thing like six million people or
something like that.

Speaker 9 (08:41):
Which wouldn't have touched Like if Carson had gotten six million,
he'd been he'd kissed.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Isn't there like car Ark videos that have more views
than that? Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah for sure billions? Yea. Yeah.
Today's World Smile Day. It's Mean Girls Day. Yeah uh,
It's National Boyfriend Day today, National Body Language Day. Techie's
Day and it's also kids Music Day. You guys s
pop it out exciting. Uh those birthdays coming up here

(09:05):
in a second. But menas what you got in the
world of entertainment. Well, guys, pray for Megan Markle's dad.
He is allegedly trapped in a building in the Philippines.
If you don't know the Philippines, guess that Philippines had
a major earthquake. Just gone out in the family newsletter. Hey,
you guys had a great year dad and got stuck
in some building in the Philippines.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
For me, so yeah, it's massive earthquake in the Philippines.
Apparently he is stuck on the nineteenth floor. He's okay,
but his Megan Markles half sister is calling her out
for not helping and calling her evil because the Philippines.
But not like helping bull those dad get out of
this building, climb up there and get her.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't know. By the way, for the record, my bad,
I didn't realize there there was the earthquake thing, Philippines earthquake.
I thought it was just a story. Like Megan Markle's dad,
He's stuck somewhere, okay. Nothing before you heard the details.
Before I heard the details, I kind of jumped to
my who cares? Still? But still, I mean still I
don't care about him necessarily, but I don't want anybody

(10:11):
any earthquakes and tornadoes. Yeah, no, I don't watch ill
upon people like that. But apparently he's working on getting
his way out. That's so good for him, all right.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's daughter. I didn't even realize
they had kids, but one of the daughters, named Sunday Rose,
walked the door runway at Paris Fashion Week this week,
and yeah, they do have two kids.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
And I looked it up.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
She's seventeen and then she has two more kids with
Tom Cruise, which were adopted, So that's four kids total,
and they're out there.

Speaker 9 (10:46):
That's kind of seventeen year old's looks. But and she's
certainly pretty as any other girl. But why is she
on a fashion walkway?

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Well, I'm sure I think she fast tracked it. Well,
I'm sure she's tall too, right, and she looked very modelish.
These theres models look way yeah, all right, also going
on in passion stuff that you don't care about during
Paris Fashion weeks.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I am very passionate much Fashion Week.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Paris Jackson is there with Janet Jackson, and we always
heard that they're beefing, but guys, they were, They're hugging
the families together. You will care about this part, Greg.
They were at the tom Ford Do you love tom Ford?
Don't you have a book? A tom Ford book?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Horse, Yeah, tom Ford book, tom Ford fragrances, said Greg.

Speaker 9 (11:42):
Even as a gay, gay gentleman, could you imagine anything
more boring than sitting at a fashion show?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
At a fashion show?

Speaker 10 (11:48):
No, And I've had, uh the curiosity as to why
the I guess you call them the audience of they
look so angry? Why is everybody so angry in the fashion?
But that doesn't make it cool.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's one of the like you're not supposed to smile
on a passport photo. Man, you're not supposed to smile.
I'm wondering if that's like an unspoken rule, like I'm
supposed to yell.

Speaker 11 (12:09):
Fire and look basically like your Yeah now, Greg, I
could make an argument though, that you might like the
events because they are super short and free alcohol.

Speaker 10 (12:21):
Well, yeah, champaigned by the gallon. Tom Ford also made
one of my favorite movies, a single man, so good.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
All right, I'm gonna have to look that one up
on that side of the country as well, on that
side of the world as well. In London, our boy
Jared Leto, he was on a red carpet. He is
doing screenings of his new movie tron Eras if you
want to check that out. That is going to be
coming out October tenth. And we've been playing a lot
of music from that movie with Nine Inch Nails, so

(12:51):
be excited.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Its anails album, which is great. Yeah, so check that out.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
And then guys, we have pretty much conform mation that
Cindy Sweetey and Scooter Braun are dating. It's not just
a casual romance. They have been spotted holding hands.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Dude, I knew I like Sidney Sweetey.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah, I think Cindy Sweeney.

Speaker 9 (13:11):
Yeah, also her too, but she's wont hook up with
old dudes like her old fiance was like in his forties,
right yeah, yeah, And like I get it. Scooter Brown's
a millionaire for doing basically nothing for He's a manager,
a pioneer, pioneer that.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
He failed that the only thing that he failed at
is he was put in charge to bring back the
tennis shoes British Knights, you remember those? No, Yeah, he
was like he was gonna have him do like a
big comeback. He also lost in pr Battle big time
to Taylor Swift. So he's not doing awesome as far
as that stuff goes.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
But the fact that he's railing the hottest chick in
Hollywood nigh five, bro, I think.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
He's doing all right. And he's a near billionaire. Yeah, exactly,
it's good. He's just a dude all right.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
Over in the board over in the boy band, Uh's area?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Man, Okay, you want me to skip over the boy band?
It's Cindy Sweeney. It's past week, like, yeah, what's wrong now?
But usually there's one or two in them, but it's
he's extra like foggy today. Yeah, yeah, always one. I
saw this the headline.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
It says One Direction members said to reunite for a
new Netflix show and after Liam's death obviously, And I
go what, I go? What Netflix show is this? And
it's the One Directions members get together and they do
a road trip across the country. Now I go, wait,
Harry Styles is going to do that?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Who would do that?

Speaker 7 (14:31):
No, it's not Harry. Only two members are doing it.
But check this out in the article, they say they
struck a multi.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Million dollar deal to do this show. Wow, So have
fun at work today, guys around the country. Give me,
give me one more really interesting story about.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Okay, Christina on the Christina Hack Christina from.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Flip or Flop on TV. I brought this up for you.
She what champagne line? No, no, she champagne. She started one.
I believe, I believe I didn't hear about this.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Well, you're gonna have give me the hot goss later here,
but I want to learn about that.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
But real quick.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
She did an interview talking about her last husband, Josh Hall,
and she said she knew there was red flags because
he would have these crazy outbursts. And then so Josh
came back and said, I don't know what she's talking about.
This is the first time I'm hearing about this, and
she's just trying to start her own narrative. And why
why is she even talking about me? Well, I mean

(15:40):
they just got divorced, so obviously she's being she wouldn't
talk about it, but that is her third marriage and
it didn't really last very long.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
That was the guy who when they got together said,
oh I don't want to be part of the TV
world on it and then boom, he's on every episode.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
And now you're crying that she's talking about I did
you know what you signed? All right, Greg, totally let's
talk champagne.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, what's this champagne?

Speaker 10 (16:05):
Yeah, clay cachet, which means hidden key in French. She
says she dreamt of having her own champagne line, so
she took a bunch of trips to the Champagne France Yeah,
and started her own line.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's a blanc to blanc. You can get a bottle
ninety only it's Christina. Yeah. If it's a house flipping show, cool,
there's a new house flipping show, let me know about that.
Like the people who are on the shows, I want
a shippers champagne, shipper champagne. Okay, my head hurts, I

(16:40):
bet because and you know we don't do what I
had hurt too. I totally understood that it's ship or champagne.

Speaker 12 (16:53):
Come on you.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Birthdays today. Have a birthday to Gwen Stefani who's fifty six. Wow.
Noah Schnapp, how you say his name? Will are stranger things?
I believe it's Yeah, you got it. All right, twenty
one today. Sean Williams Scotty was Stiffler in the American
Pie Movies. He's forty nine. Damn Nev Campbell from the
screen movie fifty two. Lee Nahati from Game of Thrones.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Oh yeah, seriously, I think Cold Jersey Lanister old Old
Queen Lady.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, she's fifty two. Jack Wackner Greg from Old Tommy
Actors General Hospital in Melrose Place. He's sixty six. He
got a bunch of music birthdays today. Tommy Lee from
Motley Crue is sixty three, Asap Rocky is thirty seven,
Kevin Richardson from the Backstreet Boys is fifty four, Lindsey

(17:45):
Buckingham of Fleetwood Max seventy six, Ashley Simpson is forty one,
and Chubby check up. Let's do the Twiz. I think
he's still tourist casino. Yeah he does. He's an eighty
four years old. Hell yeah, I would have thought he
died eighty four years ago. Oh no, same, I saw
him doing a promo for a casino. Yeahs. Going into

(18:07):
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. Nice
Your porno birthday today is Nicky Huntsman and Today's birthday Girl.
She has seen more Sausages and the Grill Master at
at Oktoberfest five and twenty one fine films, including Nicky
Slurps It Up. She was in Harry Vadge Fever Volume one.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
I Hate when I come down with that.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Also Harry Lloyin's of Lust.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
She was in My Anal prom Date Volume one, also
Murder she moaned.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Y with Jessica Filter.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
She was in Up That White Ass Volume eight and
who Can Forget Her? Unforgettable in Lesbian Hotel Sex after
Shower sharing a sixteen inch double dildo. Oh yeah, that's
like a two breath I.

Speaker 9 (18:51):
Meanspoiler her Twitter bio stand up comedian.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
That's all we got to get that in that audio,
that's Nicky Huntsman, who's thirty three years old today, and
that's your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Friday morning look at what's happening around the world
of entertainment and with champagne apparently. Yeah. There on The
Woody Show, Quick Break, More Woody Show's next hang on
the Woodies Show, Welcome to Friday. It is the Woodi Show.

(19:19):
Woodie grank mas gena grat Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's here
phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie chext
Us over to two two nine eighty seven failed stories
coming up. Dumbass contest got the Duyq story of the
news over in India. This couple that got married less
than a year ago, but the marriage is already over

(19:40):
good and it has nothing to do with either of
the people in the marriage. Happened? Why is the marriage
already over? One of them is a dog, and he guesses,
oo oh, yeah, one of them is, all of a
sudden the dog. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:53):
They found out their brother and sister found out their
brother and sister.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Change of heart by the bride's parents. Because it has
nothing to do again with either of the people in
the marriage. So yeah, something to do with the parents.
Something to do with the parents.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
They disapproved or they didn't legally get married, they thought
they did.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
They as a couple, they bonded over their love of animals,
but it turns out their pets each brought a pet
into the relationship. They don't get along with each other,
and so because the pets don't get along, therefore the
marriage is over. This isn't gonna work out. The wife
says that the husband's dog has harassed and attacked her

(20:34):
cat repeatedly. It's almost like they're fighting like cats and dogs,
So get rid of with the cat. The husband says
that when they got married, he made it clear to
the wife that she couldn't bring her cat into their
new home because the cat wouldn't stop hovering over the
fish tank trying to eat the fish. They tried counseling, intervention,

(20:59):
everything they could, but nothing worked. And now they just
both chose that, you know what, we're gonna go with
our pets over this other person marriage over Wow.

Speaker 9 (21:07):
Like we need to bring the dog whisperer back. You
can cure any dog of anything, I know five minutes.
What is wrong with people?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Or my cat from Hell Jackson galaxy either.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Or come on, people, this is solvable. Yeah, so I would.
That's stupid, That's a damn. There are days though, where
my house is thunderdome between the wife and the kids
and whatever is going on the you know, everybody's at
each other's throats, and I look at the dog and
I go, girl, let's bounce. What is wrong with these people?

(21:39):
Let's go? Yeah? Like the thing you are all I need? Yeah,
you know, like, yeah, God, let me just get a
pickup trucks so there are get in there and a
little apart bit. Yeah, there are those days where you
I think you absolutely would choose your pet over your family. Yeah,

(22:01):
or your relationship or your kids or whatever. If it
was a choice, you got to pick one right now
any given day. That's why I tell my kids all
the time. Like my daughter always tries to get me
to tell her that she's my favorite child. I go,
you're my favorite daughter, and she goes, I'm your only daughter.
I go, yeah, I know, but I'm your favorite child.
I go. Sometimes she goes, what do you mean? I said, Well,

(22:23):
you don't really understand what stocks are necessarily, I said,
but like kids are like stocks, right, Like you have
your good days and you have your bad day. Yeah,
today this is my favorite stock. Tomorrow I might hint
the kids and this other stocks my favorite stock. I said.
It depends on your behavior and what you're doing and
everything is going on. Remember when that one time you
pooped on the sidewalk. I said, I always love you,

(22:45):
but sometimes I don't like you. Yep, And that's a
real thing that I said. And that's all dependent upon
your behavior. Are you smart mouth and talking back, getting
in trouble at school or not turning in home or
something like that that will lower your stock, you know,
But then you know, there's some days that your brother's
my favorite, and there's other days that you are my favorite,
but you are always my favorite. Daughter. That's so weird

(23:10):
that your daughter would ask that, not your daughter. She
does it in front of She does it in front
of my son. She's totally ne realize your daughter's latino.

Speaker 9 (23:21):
I would never I don't think the conversation ever occurred
ever amongst any of the boys or.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Girls in household. Yeah, she does it just to I mean,
anybody's around. Yeah, anybody's ever been around both kids know
that they both they both do things too.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
But I've been around both, I've been the kid I've
been around, and I've never that was never in our head.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
It is with my kids. That's the sibling. Yeah, well
it's not even a rival because I don't think she
necessarily really cares. She's just doing it to troll him.
So you should appreciate. Well, I told you that fists.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Well, the reason I said, oh, I didn't realize your
daughter's latino because every Latino friend I have, like they
fight with their siblings about who is the face? And
I brought up the thing like, why do you say
my mom my dad to a.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Person who you share parents with? Yeah, why do you
say that in your conversation? Not step siblings, We're talking
full blooded siblings. They'll say my mom my dad.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
Yeah, they're like, you have the same mom, you have
the same dad. And the only explanation I ever got
is because you're fighting to be the favorite, be possessive.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, just gotta be phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
hit us up. Text us Friday check ins over to
two two nine eight seven. Good morning, Happy Friday. Friday
is right? It is October the third, twenty twenty five.

(24:43):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gordon. Good morning.
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fail stories coming up for you at this hour. We'll
get to those. The wild Card round of the MLB
Playoff that's over now, Padres, Red Sox, Guardians, goodbye, all eliminated. Bye.

(25:29):
So the division series that starts tomorrow. So that's Dodgers
and Phillies, Cubs, Brewers, Tigers, Mariners, and then Yankees blue Jays.
All all solid matchups, potential to make baseball interesting. Yeah, right,
really good. Nothing like super random in there, no, no, no,
I mean, but those were those were solid Dodgers Phillies,
that's gonna be a great series. Brewers had the best

(25:52):
record in baseball. And also Cubs Brewers also just a
natural rival, kind of like the Yankees Red Sox thing. Huh,
those two teams always battle because you know, geographic they're
so close. Tigers Mariners both have had amazing seasons, and
then Yankees blue Jay's division. Right, but I mean it's weird,
like I still, for whatever reason, I can't take the
Blue Jays. Seriously. I have a hard time because they

(26:14):
they sucked so hard for so long. I just have
a hard time, hard time keeping it. Yeah, Carrie. Yeah,
last night on Thursday Night Football, the forty nine Ers
beat the Lambs in overtime twenty six twenty three.

Speaker 10 (26:28):
That was the craziest game I've seen in a very
long time. Yeah, Greg's forty nine ers pulled it. Now,
here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
The game winning field goal ricocheted off the crossbar, but
that missed it in. But that that counts. Yeah. Now
the Rams at that point still had a chance. But
instead of I don't I don't get it when teams
do this, I feel like you're you're not really giving
yourself even I mean, I guess you do have a chance,
but like, I don't feel like you're setting yourself up

(26:55):
for success. That's a that's a term that parents use
with kids. Now we use that. Uh is this really
your best opportunity to set yourself up for success? Yeah?
I'm not sure it is. But instead of tying it
on fourth down, they decided to go for it, came
up short, lost, miracul losers. Yeah. Dan Campbell, who's the

(27:17):
lead lead, the lead singer, the head coach for the
Detroit Lions. He likes to do that, like he loves
for it, dude. And I mean, at one point, dumbas
Tyler might remember this, didn't he have to move Dan
Campbell like he because he he made some call where
he got a real balls and then he went for
it and then they lost and then he was getting

(27:38):
all kinds of death threats and stuff, and he had
to move.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
I think I remember something about that, remember that story. Yeah,
But with Dan Campbell, he's just he's a gambler, man,
He's just that.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Guy, Dan Gambler. I hate when my team does crap
like that. I hate it. I like Mike Tomlin starts
doing stuff like that, I get so pissed.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
I vaguely remember what you're talking about when he when they.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Came to Yeah. Yeah, I think there was like, yeah, yeah,
there was like a whole thing about it. I don't
remember the specifics clearly, but what.

Speaker 10 (28:05):
I loved about the game last night, especially in my opinion,
there was so much passing.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
There wasn't.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
I can't stand the handoffs where they just run right
into a wall. Why do they do that? They would
run right into the other guy.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'm like, well, the idea here babe, is that to
see these guys up front, that's the offensive line that
they're going to create some space for this guy. Yeah,
and he's gonna be able to rip off like a
fifteen to twenty five yard whenever he run, he's gonna
be able to get more than you know, the half
a yard he just picked up here.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
But that wasn't the plan your team, the Falcons did.
They have like one of the quarterbacks. He was notorious.
All he did was handoffs, right he never.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Oh that was last year. So Kirk Cousins was handing
the ball off because he wasn't fully healed from his
ruptured achilles the year before.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, but I thought the guy before that also, Mariota.
Mariota sucked too. Yeah. I mean, dude, they've had terrible
quarterbacks for like six seven years that they're never throwing
the ball. Oh, hey, is the guy I asked you
about who's on your team has got the crazy name?
Saved his name right now? Uh? You said his name
was Storm Norton. Yeah, there's a guy. There's a guy

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on the on the Falcon Storm Norton. Now the only
the only reason they want to be a general. It
gets better the only reason I remember that is because
I was watching a game earlier in the week. The
Dolphins have a guy named storm Duck. Is that that's
his name? Storm?

Speaker 6 (29:26):
Well, which Kardashian is a kid named Stormy? Maybe that's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, but storm Duck, storm Duck. But this has years
old though. Speaking of funny names, there was a thing
I saw this morning going through all the different websites.
New York Post has a headline here here I'll have
I'll have you read it. Greg Harvard hires drag Queen

(29:50):
named Lahoregistan as a visiting Professoragistan. Now, clearly that's the
stage nameist.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Someone's gonna name their kid that country you Fromagistanhore Maagistan.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
My name was Lahore right after my divorce. Get it.
I'm gonna be teaching a class on RuPaul's drag raced.
That's teaching Lahore Magistan. Nice. Harvard class Studies of Gender
and Sexuality program will have two classes. Queer. I don't

(30:33):
even know if this is f ethno group, Okay, ethnography, ethnography, ethnography,
what is that ethnography? Queer ethnograph I've not even seen that?
Was that ethnography?

Speaker 7 (30:45):
Maybe that's another word for geography, ethnic.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
People, castro. Uh. And then and then also it's gonna
be a politics, stop it right now, politics drag, race
and desire. Of course, there's people out there, Uh.

Speaker 12 (31:04):
I have a question paying for this.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Class expressing their disapproval, and some saying that the higher
drags Harvard's name quote through the mud. Yeah, I love
the name Lahoregistans. That's the best professor.

Speaker 12 (31:18):
On my Starbucks order next time.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Do you think it would be rude for me to
be like professor Vadge? It is a catch about it. Yeah,
Storm the Duck, he's a cornerback for the Miami Dolphins. Storm. Okay,
that was laying. The first one was Storm Norton, Norton
place for plays for the Falcons and what was it?
What was that? What was that? Bit Key and Peel

(31:42):
Oh the best?

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Yeah there, it's like they've ever done the East West.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, oh, dude, the guy and hey, uh you guys,
this is a real person. He plays for Eastern Michigan.
In his legal name, not a stage name, is Noah
Nigga k and I g g A. And people are
having a field day with that, as you can imagine.

(32:10):
But he's leaned into it. He is selling merchandise, damn.
And so of course there are people who are upset
by it. But it's it's legally his name.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah, don't blame him.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
It's not like his parents even like change their name
as a joke like that. I guess that's just the family.

Speaker 13 (32:27):
Does the parents know that when they named him they
had to, right, what's the difference, It's their last name
wasn't Yeah, but to pick Noah's the first name.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
There was like a Dave Chapelle just crazy. There's that
Dave Chappelle. But the Chappelle show bit where like like
the family they had any I don't I'm not even
guess the name because I'm gonna get it wrong. It
is Yeah, but it's like, oh look he's got those lips,
he's got those whatever, dude. It was that show is
so good. I feel like I'm seeing more Chappelle. That's

(32:58):
a bit that pop up. Yeah, you've never been a
Key and Peel fan.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
And thank god, our friend Charlamagne and the God just
backed me out recently on a podcast saying how terrible that?

Speaker 13 (33:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Out of you want to hear some other good college
football name, Yes, please the realist Clark. He plays for
Kent State. There's a wide receiver who plays for Rice
Moe m oh billity Mobil.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Yeah, need to get a a scooter.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Nitro Tuggle is a wide receiver for Purdue.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Is he an American gladiator?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Nitro Tuggle? Yeah, it does sound like You're right, it
does sound it does sound like that. Rocky Beers is
a tight end for Colorado State. Now these names are cool.
A defensive end for cal His name is Legend Journey
Rocky Beers.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
By the way, it looks like a Rocky.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Beers UNLV as a player defensive lineman Chief Borders. You
got Squirrel White who plays for Florida State. Hell yeah,
Indian Princess Group King Large is an offensive lineman, Sir
Bible for San Jose States.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Absolutely not excuse me, sir.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Central Arkansas has a defensive back. His name is Dude Person.
Dude person, dude person. U T s A What is
U T? S? Ade receiver? Okay, Alpha Khan it's his name.
And then you got Panda Askew like that. There's an
offensive lineman for East Carolina. You also get really good

(34:36):
names when you start getting into March madness because people go,
here are the best names in the bracket, and they'll
make a bracket of fun names of players who are
on teams that are in the bracket. I like that,
or you know, in the tournament.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
D A T.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
You can help us with this one didn't like the
coaches son of the Warriors. He changed his name because
the broadcasters were having like too many issues with it.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Right, Oh yeah, yeah, who was this Nick? Oh no,
well no so Steve Kerr. Steve Kerr's son is Nick
Nick Nick Kerr. Yeah, but no, you know, yeah, now
he like, I want to say that one nice and
deliberate and slow.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
He's he's finally just yeah, no, he changed it Nick.
It took a couple of years. The broadcasters like, again, dude,
we can't do.

Speaker 12 (35:26):
This a couple of years.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah no, they're in eastern Michigan. He's just leaned into it.
He's selling all kinds of gear. Dude, he's making dumb
money on the merch. They're they're they're writing articles about it.

Speaker 12 (35:35):
You've seen tons of memes on people try.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
To they're uh, they're wearing their gear, and there have
been people trying to get it shut down, and you
just think, Hey, man, here's the thing you're gonna hear
about it anyway.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah, he looks like the whitest frat boy on her.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah he does. And it's not like he chose his name,
especially his last name. He was born into it, embracing it. Yeah.
Eight seven seven forty four wood He that's phone number.
Hit us up with the text over to two nine
eight seven. We're gonna take a break. We'll come back.
How about the Friday fail Storey, We'll have those for
you next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
Hang on, I think I know this.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I got an email here. This is from Sarah subject
Menace birthday wishless Oh. Sarah says, hello, Hi, we heard
Menace wanted some water as part of his birthday month
wish list. We would like to send a few cases

(36:40):
over to your studios for the Woody Show team and
of course Menace to enjoy the purest tasting water on Earth.
Please advise on delivery address so we can have some
of the cases dropped off early next week. That's from Sarah,
who's at icelandic Ecial the best. I love it. I
don't remember that.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Being I don't out No, keep it on the list.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Now here's the same brilliant move, Sarah. I think she's
gonna win Employee of the Month because she knows how
to get the plug. You know, hey, we'll just send
something to Menace for his birthday month.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
I feel like the tag for Icelandic water should be Icelandic.
It's not just for the airport.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Anymore, because I only ever do at the.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
That's true, you know, yeah, that's true. Anyway, Thank you
to uh Sarah Sarah Hydrated. She's the director of HR
and Administrations. Oh awesome job over there. Yeah, the Menace
Birthday month wish list. If you can help with any
of those things, we got it posted for you on
our instagram at the Woody Show. I think we're getting

(37:44):
closer to being able to, you know, start doing the
contest to win the trip to Dubai. You are really
written out for the extreme weekend trip. You'll go with
Medace and I first class on Emirates to Dubai. But
we're not well, I'm not leaving the airport. Medas going
to leave the airport for a couple of things, only
going to be on the ground and you buy for

(38:04):
about six hours and then it's right back sixteen hour
flight back.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
I have a possibly stupid question. Is it the same
exact plane that just waits or is probably different plane?
It's probably can't have that many, right.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
It's probably the same plane.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Yeah, a lot of time stuff this, this.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
This plane will be on that. Think how tired the
plane's going to be? Yeah, because that's because that's the
plane is thinking. Boy, am I tired?

Speaker 12 (38:30):
Eight hours rest?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I had some conversations yesterday. Uh, we're working through that
whole thing. I still don't have the answer on if
you're able to go there and back with Medace and I.
Medic and I are doing that. We're getting there, be
there for six hours, fly right back because we're gonna
be back for the show Monday morning.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
But also, you're an adult. You don't need menace and
what are you to hold your hand coming back?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
No, you don't. But if we can do that, if
the company can figure out a way, you know, for
the least or whatever it is you'd have to sign
for that, that's what you're doing. Yeah, we're not like,
oh just stay No, the whole bit is going there
for an extreme weekend trip if we have to, and
there's no other way around it, rather than not do
it at all. You'll stay there for the forty eight hours. Again,

(39:13):
the hotel's on your dime. I'm not paying for it,
and we're not paying for the taxes on the trip.
We're already giving you a twenty five thousand dollars round
trip first class ticket on Emirates. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
And there's so many hotels available in Dubai. They're actually
surprisingly affordable and super luxury.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
And there's one at the airport.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, that was like we looked it up like a
luxury airport. At the hotels, like two hundred bucks a
night for a luxury spot. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not sure
i'd want to stay like at a hostel and you
don't need in Dubai. But yeah, So anyway, I'll have
some clarity on that, hopefully here in the next couple
of days, and then we'll give you a chance to
go to Dubai for an extreme weekend trip with with

(39:52):
medicinie noise all right eight seven seven forty four whaty
Friday check ins on the text two two nine eight
seven Time for the Friday Fail story as a gentleman

(40:44):
boys and girls. Time for the Friday Fail, starring all
people thought to have a perfect plan. The planet could
never go wrong, because somewhere along the line it went
from being a great idea to one big stakeing mega
uber all strong. Good dude, that was strong. That was strong.

(41:17):
What's in the water today?

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Icelandic?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Icelandic. Apparently not just for the airport anymore. Right, all right,
So first Friday fail story of the week. This guy
in Nevada. He decided that he was going to skydive
for his birthday. He was excited when he jumped out
with his instructor, but then the main parachute didn't open. Now,
don't worry, all right. Of course there are backup shoots,

(41:41):
except that one didn't open.

Speaker 14 (41:42):
An oh god, there are one.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
So now now they're falling toward Earth from eleven thousand
feet high. Okay, they're good, right. The only thing they
said they could do at this point was prey. So
there's your spoiler alert. They did live. They hit the
round somehow survived. I don't know how that happened. I mean,
airlifted to the hospital. The instructor is still in critical condition.

(42:06):
The birthday boy fractured pelvis, broken ribs, perforated lung, kidney, laceration,
back fractures, but alive and telling the story.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah, good god, Yeah right, there's no reason for skydiving.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
From Missouri where this guy he was in the parking
lot of Missouri State University, just chilling, decided to cure
his boredom by vandalizing seventeen different cars there in the
parking lot. He shattered windshields, he ripped off wiper blades,
tore off side mirrors, dented some hoods. Because you're bored. Yeah,
I'm bored. You're just doing this to other people's crap. Ye,

(42:52):
people suck. I'm just bored. I'm just going to destroy
I can terrorize the community.

Speaker 12 (42:56):
Better than doing drugs.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
So he was out of there, not so much. He
made it out of there without getting caught by the
security cameras. They saw everything, and the cops they were
able to use that to id him. But when they
picked him up and they questioned him, he denied everything,
of course. But then they went through his phone and
they saw some questions that he had pumped in the
chat GPT, including can I get in trouble for damaging cars?

(43:22):
Chat GPT's response quote seek help. So he was arrested
for felony first degree property damage and he's looking out
four years in fail jam. Idiot sailed. A couple of
cops in Texas were patrolling on horseback when they stopped
a guy for walking in the middle of the road.

(43:43):
There was clearly something off of the guys. They started
questioning him. They asked if they could search him. He
says no. That's when one of the officers cracked a
joke and they go, hey, man, you know this horse.
I'm on it's a drug sniffing horse. Just a joke
spook the guy. He takes off running. They caught up
with him and guess what, Yeah, no drugs at all.

(44:04):
He had drugs on him. He was arrested, taken to
fail jail. Sales trying to outrun a police horse sales.
I mean, your dad works with horses. Do you think
you could train to horse the sniff out drugs. I mean,
they're pretty smart. I don't know. I don't know if
their sense of smells any good.

Speaker 12 (44:22):
How would they tell you, like, wail.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Stop their foot, this is cocaine. How about this one?
You got this story about this person who rode eye
on this chick. She gets pulled over by the cops.
According to the report she committed multiple traffic violations. Greg,
was she drunk? You bet? You know it? She was arrested.

(44:46):
They get her out of the police station, she uses
her phone call to hit her husband. Hey, come pick
me up. He shows up, Greg, Was he drunk you bad?
Definitely was so. And they weren't together, so they were
both drunk different places, So they arrested him as well.
Now he tried to fight them, like physically fight them
as they were arresting him. All that did was add

(45:07):
more charges in sales. Next one here is from Charlottesville, Virginia,
which I understand is for lovers, but it's also where
you've got this guy who's known for climbing things in
the area. He decided that he would climb to the
roof of the local aquatic center, you know, to entertain people. Yeah,

(45:28):
Medice was known as headstand guy. Yeah in high school,
climb a building guy. Yeah. Remember he told us that's
where he screwed up his neck because we had him
try to recreate headstand guy. See.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
The only problem is in high school, I was eighty
pounds that I am.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Anyway, So this guy throws his Spider Man costume on,
does some climbing. Everybody saw him make his way up there.
They noticed that he's on the roof for a while.
Well because Spider Man, I guess, dislocated his kneecap on
the way up and couldn't get back down, so the
fire department had to come get Spider Man take him
to the hospital. Sailed Yeah, Fox, and here I'll give you

(46:04):
my favorite story of the week. Morgan, you are going
to love this. It's it's from Florida where this family
was at home. They were sleeping. The husband heard a
noise woke them up. He wakes up, he realizes, hey, man,
someone broke into the house, which for most people would
be a terrifying experience. Yeah, but the burglar picked the

(46:25):
wrong house. The homeowner is a guy named Henry Rojas.
He's an MMA fighter. Oh nice, and he confronted the
intruder and then proceeded to kick the ever living ish
out of this guy.

Speaker 12 (46:37):
I love these stories.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
According to the police report, the intruder was already black
and blue by the time they.

Speaker 12 (46:42):
Arrived first round knockout.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
He was arrested in charged with breaking and entering no
charges for mister Rojas and to add insult to his
multiple injuries. He wasn't even supposed to be there. I
guess he had gotten drunk and accidentally mistook this house
for a friend's house who lived in the area. Y.

Speaker 12 (47:01):
Yeah, God works mysterious way. It's all right.

Speaker 13 (47:03):
Yeah, here's before to another fire too.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Here's mister Rojas on the news. I'm pretrepared.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
You know.

Speaker 12 (47:09):
My first thing, I don't lie your guns.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I've been looking for for a knife or nothing, only
got on my hands. That's it nice, that's wrong, health, brother.
What's one thing you would.

Speaker 12 (47:22):
Say your people at ninety three?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I would sell the world. Yes, And now I'm near
my house. I got a text here point what show?
It's my birthday? But like what, it's just another day

(47:46):
when you're this old, being a dad of a sixteen
year old girl. I'm curious what app what he is
using the track his son's phone. Oh yeah, looking to
see all of her texts from her boyfriend. Oh sigh,
stay snooping. Yeah, is greatly appreciated. Happy birthday month, menace.
Thank you appreciate it. That's when the text nine four nine.

(48:09):
Send your text out to two two nine eighty seven.
Now I will say my son is responsible for being
in the situation that he is in with mommy daddy
phone as I call it, I look into his information.
There's a couple of different things you can do, and
I'll tell you that, but I will tell you that, yes,
you need to be hypervigilant as a parent. You need
to know as best you can do your best work

(48:31):
to figure out what your kids are up to and
where they're going and who they're with and are they
really doing the things that they say they're doing. And
you could do that without being super obvious, but it's
a way to test to make sure that they are
earning and keeping your trust. Like if they tell you're going,
they're gonna be a particular place, like maybe one of
these days follow up, ye just kind of just kind

(48:51):
of roll down there without even them knowing that you
went down there, but just to see if they're actually there,
like oh, we went to the mall, but just make
you to see if they're at the mall, yeah that costume,
or even call them, hey, uh, I was out and
you I just popped by. Hey, I wanted to give
you a couple of bucks for something. I'll just figure
I'm right outside the Macy's. Once you pop on out,

(49:13):
give me a half hour, you know, so there's different things.
But the other the other part I will say, before
you give whatever you have your medas on the on
the subject, also be aware that you may learn things
and find out things that you didn't want to know.
So you're you're not super concerned about it, but it's

(49:33):
something that you didn't want to see or you didn't want.

Speaker 15 (49:35):
To know, right because it is it is Uh, it
is an invasion of privacy for sure, but I think
it's also part of your job as a parent to
make sure that you know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
GAB is the company that uh, that's my son's mommy
daddy phone is why I call it, and so they
can't add context. There's no web browser. There are apps,
but it's apps that I would have to then put
on his phone from my phone. Oh so he's got
like the ESPN app, He's got stuff like that so
we can see hockey scores and things that he's interested in.

(50:08):
But there's no social media apps, there's no web browser,
nothing like that. He's on lockdown and long that was
since what April we were on the Disney cruise.

Speaker 12 (50:18):
How much longer is he going to have this phone.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
We'll see.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I don't know, we'll see because here's the thing. We've
been burned a handful of times, and so now we're
here and it's not gonna be one of those things
where after like a week of gone, oh, I got
You're been fine for the week, I said, man, you're
gonna have to earn your way out of this.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
And is I mean, I'm sure kid would be like,
uh no, but is there any part of him that's, like,
you know what, I feel better not having all this
crap on my phone?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
He says he doesn't really care.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Okay, that's awesome actually, but.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
He doesn't say in a way like I don't care,
doesn't say it like in a defiant way.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
It doesn't change his life, and honestly.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Probably for the best, because social media is nothing but poison,
right exactly. That's why I have kids.

Speaker 16 (50:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
I do have a story where I did about my
location once and my mom never ever checked in on me.
But I told her that I was staying at my
buddy's house, but I was actually going on a trip
with my girlfriend at the time, two and a half
hours away to go stay at her sister's house. She
showed up to my friend's house just to check on me,
and dude, she's like, you get back right now. And

(51:20):
we just got to the sister's house two and a
half hours.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Away and I had to come. That had to be
the longest ride home. Oh, dude, knowing on the other
end was death. It was the worst. Yeah. Now, the
gab phone is also where you know if there there
have been times like where I texted him like I
don't give an is ish, like you call me right now, right,
and it shows up if oh there's a there's a

(51:46):
questionable text that was sent to you, So it won't
show me all of his text messages. Yeah, there's like
certain things like language or if there's like maybe some
kind of violent thing or some kind of sexual thing,
it will let me know.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
Can you put in the keywords you want to have
note of that?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I don't think so. I think it's just kind of
screen standard. Yeah, there are some apps that you can
get that you can see everything. You could see every
web search, you can see every action, you can see
every text in out, every photo that's taken, every video,
every and that that one's called. And we don't have
this one. We did at one point but then I said,

(52:21):
you know what, Mommy Daddy phone's better. It's called m
spy like Mary M spy and you can look that up.
You can just go online m spy and but that
that will does the person using that know that it's
one of those phones? No, it's any phone. I could
put spots on your phone grid, but probably without you knowing.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
Yeah, my settings.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
But I'm saying people people use it to spy on
their spouse. The spouse is up to if they're cheating,
you know, different things.

Speaker 12 (53:00):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Exactly what I looked in, Like I said, I know
about it because I looked into because we're trying to
figure out, like how do we keep an eye on
this stuff? And then I figure like, you know what,
this is too much. The the Mommy Daddy phone was
a much better way to go. It's really a thing.
The gab phone is really more for it's forge like
kids first cell phone. Your kids have activities. You're looking
to coordinate where the pickup or whatever it is, or
if they need to get a hold of you, they

(53:23):
can get a hold of you or you set like
whatever context they're able to text or call. Ye, you
could do that.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Starter phone exactly.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
It's an it's an android yook, but it's called GAB
G A B B Yeah, if you, if you, if
you want to check it out.

Speaker 13 (53:44):
So, Gina, I have a funny little thing real quick.
Oh yeah, you know how you love air tags?

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Oh A big fan.

Speaker 12 (53:48):
Well I found out.

Speaker 13 (53:49):
They work because I have one in my suitcase and
my friend picked up my suitcase last night for me,
and then she called me like an hour later, like
freaking out.

Speaker 12 (53:56):
She's like, do you have an air tag?

Speaker 13 (53:57):
Like this thing's going off in my car and this
is my phones, Like these alerts are going off saying
someone's following and I didn't know that it did that.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, because I remember when they first came out,
people were taking the air tags and like putting them
under people's cars at him and so like a creeper
would like, you know, or people that wanted to steal
your car, they would just put an air tag somewhere
on your car. They wouldn't steal it right there, they'd
wait for you to drive it home and then in
the middle of the night going then take it. So
now the phone will alert you. So now it alerts you.

Speaker 12 (54:26):
It's actually really good.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
It alerts you if you have an air tag they're
near you that is not part of registered you know, in.

Speaker 12 (54:33):
Your time and it maybe the alarm go off too.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
Yeah, and then does that with the air pods too,
Like you have some air pods inner you that are
not yours.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Let you know. Eight seven four would back and we
begin another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world. That's great gory. Hey, we got minute is you,
we got sea bass, there's Sammy Morgan is here morning.

(55:04):
We got the phones open at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, you can hit us up with the text
over to two two nine eight seven. We were talking
about the text that we got where the guy he's
got a sixteen year old daughter just looking for some
ideas and maybe how he can check up on the
texts that are coming in from her boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Got to see that, Yeah.

Speaker 12 (55:27):
I wants to see it.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, and like you just had to follow up on
your kids and stuff like that. I talked about the
mommy daddy phone that my son's got, the gab phone
or the that the app that you can do m spy. Yeah,
this text came in and said, man, when I was
a when I was a kid. I lied about my
location once and my dad found me and ripped me

(55:50):
and my friend out of the mall in front of everyone.

Speaker 12 (55:55):
To go to the mall.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah you weren't you weren't you weren't telling your parents
were the eight o five text? No, but yeah, I
don't know where you said you were going. But I
mean we say, oh, yeah, we're going over to Joe's house, okay, yeah, ni,
And then we took off into New York City.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Oh that's different.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah, we jumped on a train. That's fun, went into
New York and yeah, there were no cell phones or no,
there nothing, you know, so you were in the wind.
Oh I'd be so scared you were, oh yeah, and then.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
Looking for you.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah, just hoping that your parents didn't like call over
and Joe's mom would answer the phone like, they're not here,
they're at your house. Yeah yeah, yeah, I was totally
gonna be over there. Oh oh damn no. Uh. This
chicken Arizona got drunk, stole someone's truck, drove it the
wrong way across the media of the highway. The cops,
they were called, but by the time they caught up,

(56:45):
she'd already gone one hundred miles an hour in this truck,
driving all over the place into a guard rail, flipped it,
rolled it, crashed into a tree. Now here's the thing.
She's only thirteen. Oh nice, just like I bet you.
She's got a mommy daddy phone. Oh yeah, and she
had an eleven year old riding shotgun. Yeah. They're both okay,

(57:08):
just minor injuries. Oh dude.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
That dude reminds me of one of our favorite clips,
the guy I'm just doing a hood rat things with
my friends or Justitarrian Milton.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yes, I'm doing.

Speaker 9 (57:21):
For him, you do, Yeah, and I get it pops
up like once a week. Yeah, because there's always some story.
Hey remember Alitarian Milton.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Yeah that was Militarian. I'm sure he's grandma and stole
a car.

Speaker 9 (57:34):
Yeah yeah, shocking a guy a kid with parents in
his life is a wild mania to.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Two one five. My man, Menace got done dirty. What
he'd be saying dog food and you could tell would
he'd be wanting to make him suffer more so he
didn't give it to him. Now this is about off
the airs. Yeah, yeah, there's a little I think we
did him dirty. You you believe so, basically, yes, if

(58:00):
you are if you are on a here, Okay, so
let me fill everybody in them. Set it out. So
we did the glory Whole Challenge fall theme. The videos
up on our Instagram, it's on our YouTube paid YouTube
dot com slash what a Show. And the last item
was a can of dog It was like a Turkey feast,
Turkey feast with extra dog food. And so you know

(58:21):
the Gloryhole challenge, you can only use your face your
mouth to determine what the items are. Now, my side
of this is menace was running through different things. He
said dog food, but he can say that's dog food.
My answer is dog food. They even asked, is that
your final answer? Past that on other game shows. But
the way that the Gloryhole Challenge has always played out,

(58:42):
if you yell it out, I mean you can. So
you just start yelling a bunch of random things.

Speaker 14 (58:45):
But that's if he started doing if he started saying
horse feather, you know we would stop him. But that's
so what is your so obviously, so what is your answer?

Speaker 1 (58:57):
But he did say dog food multiple times? Was the
first thing I said, dog food? It smells like dog
food smells it smells like dog food. Is not that's
not this is my answer is dog food?

Speaker 9 (59:07):
Right, But that's again go back to any time the
other other time the game's been played.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
But I always ask for clarification. Is your answer it?
Because okay, we were talking about this recently, who wants
to be a millionaire? There's a guy who got busted cheating, right,
and there are four answers, you know, possible on who
wants to be a millionaire? And his best friend was
there and his wife was there in the audience. He
got busted cheating because they would cough when it was

(59:33):
the right answer, okay, or clear their throats, tried that
and they want a million dollars and then and then
they ended up, you know, following a lawsuit against him,
the whole thing. So he doesn't have the million dogs anyway.
So it would be like, what is red white? And
what are the official colors of the United States of America?
And it would be, uh, well, I don't think it's black.

(59:57):
Uh it could be blue? And you hear and is
that with the answer. Now, let's say that he didn't
say blue. Second, it was like, but it could be green,
maybe is yellow? So he would say all four, waiting
to see which one they coughed after, like, so just
because he said the word, it doesn't mean like.

Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
And you're bringing up a lot of shows that there's
a lot of games that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
That aren't this one. But I again, I always, I
always say, what is your answer? What is the answer
is that you can't just what's the difference that you
can start throwing a thousand things out there.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
I'm not the one but the internet and they're calling
it food gate.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Dog food gate. The last thing I care about is
another one hundred dollars. I will give you the other.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Agree.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
No, I know you're not. I know you're not. I
know you're not. I know you're not. I'm not saying
that you are. I'm saying if everybody else agrees that
he got screwed over, I will send them the other
one hundred dollars. I'm not looking to screw the guy.
It just I believe if you're in a game show
and you start throwing random man, you're like, but what
he dog? That's not what? Oh yeah, you're just saying something.

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
That he wasn't doing, and also kept saying it smells
like dogs for the pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
He put the pumpkin through the glory hole, and he's saying,
I think it's some sort of vegetable. I hate vegetables.
Is it, like, I don't know, zucchini, pumpkin, Yes, it's pumpkin.
Always been right.

Speaker 10 (01:01:21):
When you say what it is, we all say, yeah,
that's what it is, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
Or we'll even give him clues. We'll say, oh, you're
getting warmer, it's more vegetable.

Speaker 17 (01:01:29):
But I have to say, like I think going forward,
we need to we can we agree that you can't
throw it out and like, once you like that's the
trigger word, and once you say it, that's it again.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
I think you have to come up with it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:44):
You have to come up with a guests that's closer
to the way it's been played number one and number two.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
He's not. He wasn't throwing out a thousand things. You
have to come up with a guests well.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
And also when he said what it smells like and
nobody confirmed it, he just kept going right, maybe it's
a wet bone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Yeah, that's what I also said.

Speaker 9 (01:01:59):
He said, you know a little bit, because we because
we barrel past the right answer.

Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
Like if you put through a stapler and I said, oh,
it's metal, it's it's I think it's an office supply
scissors or a stapler.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yes, I don't, it's not. This is not about the
money for me. I don't care.

Speaker 9 (01:02:17):
Being right, that's what we just like arguing on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Revising history exactly. I mean people can review it on
our Instagram back to the tape.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Yeah, I think it's more beneficial at the Woody Show.
They probably follow us and you'll like and comments.

Speaker 12 (01:02:36):
Right, yeah, comment if you think he should have gone.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
If you really like the video, share it with your friend.
Can you do that, Manu? Yeah, just click that little
arrow button. The bigger question is I sent you another
hundred bucks. I don't need it. It's out of principle
of you guys are saying that's what it is now
again the money, fine, that's fine. I will accept that.
I'm saying in the future, I think when we do

(01:02:59):
something where you have to you can't just you can't
just spit it out. You got to give me, give me.

Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
Your official guests recently played the weakest link, and the
rule has always been you have to get eight correct
and then when you guys didn't win, you said, maybe
it shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Be eight, it should be six. No, it's eight.

Speaker 10 (01:03:16):
And with the Glory Whole Challenge, it's always when you
get it, you don't make them suffer more when they
guess it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
You say, yes, that's what it is. That's always been
that way, Yes, agreed, in the history of the Glory
Whole Challenge. Well, then if that's that's I like the
game less. Now, if that's how I just gave him
a hundred bucks, I told you, and that's how that's
everybody feels that way, that's fine. I can, I can,

(01:03:42):
I mean movie you could do a final yes, I
mean it's our first time doing it. We're still working.

Speaker 10 (01:03:52):
The question for the question is when you knew it
was wet, you thought it was dog food. And then
when he said what's your final answer? You said dog bone.

Speaker 12 (01:04:00):
No, he's a chili.

Speaker 9 (01:04:01):
Ye it wasn't dog because we we blew right past that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
We didn't say, are you sure, what's your final answer?
That's okay. From this point on, we could do a
final answer situation. If he doesn't, That's what I'm asking, Yes,
from here on out. If if the thing is to
guess what item it is, so all right, final answer
because we want you to we want you just to
talk it out because it is radio right. What's your
thought process? Blah blah blah blah blah. Give a shoot,

(01:04:27):
you could throw a done a ton of things out
there as you're working through it. Fine, you're working through it.
What is your final guests?

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Great point from the two await the previous two rounds
that had just happened. He didn't have to give a
final guest. When he got to the right thing. We
gave it to him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
I gave him two hundred bucks on that one already.
I just gave him the third hundred dollars. I'm talking
about going forward. I'm not arguing the past. Now, we're
talking about from this point forward. How are we going
to work it was in the past from here on out?
Yeah da, thank you? A final answer? Great?

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
I don't think it needs to be. I think the
first two rounds of that game we did it properly.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Now, I mean, just make it easy. The conversations were
gone sea bass. Do we do it that way or
do we actually get a final answer. That's where the conversations.

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
You're the one guessing, and you guess it right. When
do you know to give your final ans?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Exactly?

Speaker 12 (01:05:14):
I just asked yourself.

Speaker 10 (01:05:15):
I guess like, no, well, I guess you guys say
that's a good point, you know, because if you put
it the final and you're guessing lobster, but.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
It nobody says any I can't even write my brain
around it anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
I think somebody else has to jump in and say, Okay, we.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Have plenty of time to figure out between now and
the next one. Get it right.

Speaker 9 (01:05:34):
Because as we had it figured out and now someone
wants to rewrite.

Speaker 12 (01:05:38):
The rule, I'm afraid we're overthinking this.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Agree that doesn't happen here eight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Send us a text over to two to nine eight
seven more what he shows next? Hang on, I go
to go close out of the zoom app and what
do I see? I see my boss, it's still on camera,
laying on the ground, this nose out and there was
a stranger she was rubbing peanut butter on them. The

(01:06:06):
wood show. It was just a yak.

Speaker 8 (01:06:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
I was like, what the hell is going on? Where's
the bubble? Because there was a bunch of people the
things that were not happening, clothes and uh oh yam kapoor.
Now I feel bad because for the long time I
was an honorary Jew. Being one of the only couple
of kids growing up in my neighbor that that wasn't Jewish,
went to several bar mitzvahs tons Passover I went to.

(01:06:36):
There was a ton of that Rosa Shannas. Like, you know,
I can't remember exactly what that's about. What is it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
That that's the day of atonement?

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
You don't eat, you fast, you pray, you ask God
for forgiveness, and you did this apologize to people.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
I didn't want to do it now a good Jew.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
It was a tradition from India. Yeah, because I thought
it was like Kelly Kapor I saw it in like
the movie road Trip or like Harold and Kumar go
to White Castle.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Are you thinking of Russish?

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Well, I don't know, it's probably they would celebrate.

Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
I always thought it was in the introduced So tone men,
what are you atoning for?

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
All kinds of things? Yeah, I mean it just depends
you look back on your year.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Like, can you like for people like on the show? Yeah,
like Morgan, Yeah, what would you like? Well, what would
you have to tone for?

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Then?

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
I then I actually have to atone for that because
I didn't. My list isn't very long.

Speaker 12 (01:07:39):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
I I am profoundly sorry that I come into your
studio and take all your clean xboxes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
I really am.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
It's it's just so convenient, and I don't know where
you get them, and frankly, I don't want to know
because I don't want.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
To go get them.

Speaker 12 (01:07:53):
I steal them from downstairs. That's okay, it's too easy.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
I'm too lazy.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
I'm going to continue to do it, I know myself.
So thank you in advance for your generosity and your understanding.

Speaker 12 (01:08:03):
Given is what I'm supposed to.

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
Say, Well, I appreciated in this case here you no,
you tell me I might not be forgiven.

Speaker 12 (01:08:10):
Oh no, no, you're forgiven your nose.

Speaker 13 (01:08:12):
She didn't buy them, yeah, you struggle with and yeah,
that's a good point.

Speaker 12 (01:08:17):
I take them from the supply clouse.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
I don't think she got it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Yeah, she didn't buy the tissues.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
No, but she had to go get them, and I
take them home for me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
I think I'm picking up on what this is like.

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
You're saying sorry, but I don't know what a tone means.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Cool. Yeah, there was a let's start with the basics.
There was a co worker at one point who was
really upset because they figured out that the box of
tissues that they had on their desk was taken by
another co worker who now had them at their desks,

(01:08:55):
and it went to the manager. The person complained HR
for stealing. Now it was the same situation where it's
like these are provided by the company, they're in the
supply closet. It's communal, Like you didn't bring in like
your special puffs plus with lotion tissues, and this person
swiped it from your desk and took it. They're probably

(01:09:15):
walking by your desk, had to sneeze or and just
kind of grabbed it. But I mean, okay, super nice, no,
but like it's.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
Yeah, yeah, anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
You know what.

Speaker 12 (01:09:29):
Yeah, I feel I feel like we're closer or not good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Who requires a tone?

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Well, woody, oh god, I have a lengthy list for you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
I'm sure you do.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
Okay, I'll accept it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
All okay, Well, first of all, I am sorry for
recognizing your birthday last year when you explicitly told us
not to.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
I absolutely didn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I did chalk that up to being new Yeah, okay, yes,
that's not a big difference this year period. I really
don't happen I really.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Was one of those people that's like, he doesn't really
mean that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
No, I know you know better.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I hope you don't remember these because
they're pretty embarrassing for me. But I'm sorry for when
I first started here and I said something funny during
a commercial and then you told me to say it
on the air, and then the mics went on and
you pointed at me, and I had no idea what
you were pointing out or why.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Totally forgot I started. I had a panic attack.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
You pointed me because you wanted me to say something,
and then I'm looking at Greg, I'm looking around, I
am freaking out.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
And I didn't let that go for several months.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Say the fact that I still remember that's pretty impressive.
It was traumatic, so therefore forgiven.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah, the fact that it's the fact that I's eaten
up this song, that's kind of cool. I like that.
It was the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
I'm sorry for the time recently I accidentally turned my
mic on uh to say something and it went on
over commercial. Oh yeah, I'm sorry when I gave an
old news story about the Powerball lottery when.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
I was supposed to give the new news story that
was pre recent.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Oh yeah, she didn't look up the current jackpipe. Yeah,
she looked at it like a couple of days earlier.

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
I'm sorry, and I'm sorry for all the I will
one hundred percent make in the future. They will be
plentiful and bountiful and irritating, and I apologize in advance.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
The only one that really has to do with me
is the birthday one. All the other ones that's just
job stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
Yeah, I still feel pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Is that?

Speaker 9 (01:11:25):
Is that just being sorry? Or is there actually a toning?
Because it a toning like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
I'm going to look up a toning me look it up.
There will be words there, but the question is will
you understand them?

Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
So the audio is to actually make amends of reparation,
not a preparation step beyond sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
It is but to make a reparation to Woody about birthdays,
I will just have to ignore his.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Birthday, correct and forgiven right?

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Perfect? What about oh Sea Bass?

Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
I truly am incredibly sorry for this. I am so
sorry forever supporting the idea of going to therapy. Truly,
had I not gone all those years, I'd likely be
a much more interesting person, be able to bring stories
to the show about having extreme paranoia, probably a pill addiction,
chronic panic attacks, a string of abusive relationships.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
I realized that would be much more interesting on radio,
since my personality would be wildly unpredictable and every day
it would be a new fun surprise for my coworkers,
my loved ones.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
But I chose passive aggressive.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
Yes, a thousand times. I chose to get healthy. I
live with that regret.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Yeah, you're bad.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
That's sorry. Now that's the atonement.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
I will continue not going to therapys.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
So do you still go on a regular basis? Now? Okay?
How long since your last appointment?

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Maybe two years?

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Two years? Okay, so we're kind of getting the.

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
I'm currently a tone ok Yeah, okay, I am sorry
total Yeah, I stay at toning.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
What about menace mens?

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
First of all, I'm sorry for getting you a really
cool pool chair from BUCkies last year for your birthday.
Because now I'm out of ideas. I don't know what
to do with your birthday, So I apologize in advance
for your probably very lackluster birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
You shall make a list of menas.

Speaker 6 (01:13:18):
Yeah, Sea, Bess, I've already I've already gotten started on
that list. I'm also sorry for the times that I
jump in to finish your sentence when you start a
thought but then like stop it abruptly in the middle,
and I don't know if you're going to finish it,
and so I try to finish it and I don't
think you like that, and I get very antsy. So

(01:13:40):
I'm very sorry because heinz Ketchup tells us that good
things come to those who wait, and I'm not waiting,
and I will continue.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
To talking about sometimes because like we all know MENACE's rhythm,
Like sometimes he's in the middle and you don't realize
that that's the end. Yeah, Like he's already said, you go,
is there another part of that? And he goes no, oh, okay,
Or there's other times where you go, okay, well that
must be the end, because the way I get caught
up we learned from the last one, and really it's
just that whole kind of spinning wheel of death thing

(01:14:06):
that you get on the computer sometimes. And he really
had more to say after that, and that's where you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Yeah, yeah, well no, my thing is like a lot
of us in the room, we've known each other for
a lot of time, I've just like a lot of times,
I'll just bring up something just to lob it up
to somebody else because I know you definitely do that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
I know what their response is going to be.

Speaker 6 (01:14:26):
Yeah, yeah, Greg. I'm sorry because I know how much
it hurts you. I'm sorry for being so messy and
sitting this close to you. I know that it gives
you a daily aneurysm. It's unnecessary. I should do better.
I say, I'm gonna try, and then like this happens
and it's a mess. I'm sorry for the times I
leave the studio without pushing in my chair.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
I know it's that drives crazy. And she's not the
only one. There are a number of people who work here,
who used to work here whatever, And this has been
an ongoing thing for as long as we work together.
So my point is not just you, but you are
an offender. It gets up the chairs in the middle
of the room, just walks away and just walks away

(01:15:08):
like at the end of the day, like I'm coming
right back. Don't worry. I'll push in your chair as
you're walking. Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
So I tried to get Dory.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
I got it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
And because he says that I know to be different,
So thank you for that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
And also I'm I'm sorry for.

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
When you drove with me and I was weaving in
and out of traffic and giving your heart.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Sorry for that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
I just really like to get to where I'm going.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
It was fun, Okay, I was impressed.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Nothing about the noises that we know that's coming.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
That's coming. This is to the room now.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry that I make weird noises when
they throw the Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry that I sneeze
because the studio is dusty af And I'm sorry for
all the gross things I say that Usually Greg's the
only one that laughs at My words are vile and
they're well, they have no place in a work environment.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Oh this wark environment, they do.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
And finally, I'm sorry to the listener. I'm sorry for
my super annoying voice. I know some of you hate it.
I hate it too. There's nothing I can do about it.
I wish I had a more like lofty, soft and
feminine tone.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
I don't. This is what we're all stuck with.

Speaker 6 (01:16:13):
And I truly do apologize, and I apologize to the
listeners who think I'm too liberal, and to the ones
who think I'm too conservative, and I'm sorry to the
ones who complain I have too many opinions.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
I swear that was in the job description being in radied.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
You should also apologize, because we get this from time
to time on the text. You should apologize for participating
in guests.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
I do apologize for being part of the show, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Should quote shut up.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
So I hope I'm sufficiently atoned. I love you all.
I ask for your forgiveness. I'd like to be written
in the Book of life another year.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Shall all right? There you go, and you feel better.
I does to satisfy your young poor obligation. I like
to think, so okay, good and you don't say you
don't say a happy.

Speaker 10 (01:16:52):
Having easy fast, becoming easy fast.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
It's what's up with? What's going? Fin celcal sports? Were
Jeff g Jeff Jesse, Hey, happy Friday? JEFFG. Hey, good morny.
What are you showing?

Speaker 16 (01:17:07):
Happy Friday. We'll get to the Dodgers in a quick second.
Let's go ahead and start with that crazy ending to
the Rams Niners game.

Speaker 11 (01:17:13):
On the ground they have stopped in short, they're already
on the field, They're.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Already celebrating Stafford can only come to the sideliner goal.
I can't lose it.

Speaker 16 (01:17:21):
Rams lost it in ot to the Niners. They had
a chance to end this game in regulation, but Williams
fumbled the ball on the one yard line and the
rest is history.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Onto my Chargers.

Speaker 16 (01:17:31):
They're gonna try to bounce back from a horrible loss
in New York last weekend. Hopefully the old line will
give Herbert more than one second to throw the ball,
and hopefully we end the rock More to Hampton as well,
Bolts and Commanders. Sunday at SOFI College Football, UCLA welcomes
Penn State to the Rose Bowl. That's gonna be an
ass whooping. You might want to stay home, UCLA fans.
Lakers have a preseason game tonight versus the Suns. Hockey

(01:17:53):
Kings and Ducks preseason tomorrow as well, and we're saving.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
The best for last.

Speaker 16 (01:17:57):
Dodgers start their series with the Phillies tomorrow three thirty
eight pm from Philadelphia. Otani will make his postseason pitching debut.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Can't wait for that.

Speaker 16 (01:18:07):
And as I mentioned yesterday, I really think the Dodgers
have found their closer in Roki Sasaki. Here is manager
Dave Roberts, talking about that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
I trust him and he's gonna be pitching in leverage.

Speaker 16 (01:18:18):
So that was you know, the more you pitch guys
and play guys, you learn more. So, like I said
about Yamamoto, I don't think the moment's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Be too big for Rook.

Speaker 16 (01:18:26):
And make no mistake, Woody Show the winner of this series.
We'll wrap the NL in the World Series. Let's go Dodgers,
Let's get it done. Other MLB playoffs tomorrow, Cubs and Brewers, Yankees,
Blue Jays and Mariners, Tigers, and I'm gonna end.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
With this Woodie Show.

Speaker 16 (01:18:40):
Every year we hear about the Padres. This is their year.
Manny Machado's trash talking Dodger fans. Well, once again they
underachieve and they're out in the wildcard.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Round ourselves, San Diego.

Speaker 16 (01:18:51):
I'm Jeff gal Sports all right, Jeff g.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Mano got something for Bort, and then I got something
for Gina. The thing for Bort. So John Cena is
gonna have his final match in Washington, d C. December thirteenth,
Capitol One Arena. It's a Saturday night's main event. Yeah,

(01:19:19):
And so the demand for these tickets has been out
of control. Insane front row seat package. How much is
that going for? You think John Cena's final match? Did
you see already?

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
No, but I've seen their ticket prices have to skyrocketing lately,
out of control. Front row front row seventy five thousand
dollars seventy five thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Yeah, I thought it was crazy. When I read go.

Speaker 7 (01:19:46):
Ahead, I was gonna say forty five hundred and six thousand,
But aftermarket.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Twenty five thousand, I thought that See I was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I was going off of what I saw WrestleMania is
getting for next year, which is about one hundred thousand
dollars just for floor seats, not even in the front.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Here's a guy who's going He says, the rare chance
to see one of the greatest of all time wrestle
They're guaranteed last match. They haven't said, I guess who
is an opponent's gonna be?

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
But wow, change because Born and I we went to
WrestleMania and John Cena was there, and he was supposed
to be part of like a main match, and then
they just threw them on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
In the beginning, he.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Was the opening match WrestleMania. He didn't even want to
wrestle that much. He's like, put me on first, I'm
done and out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Yeah, it was like a nothing match. So my buddy
and his son, they always go to these WWE events
and they leave with a chair, right, so like their
ticket comes, whether you get to take home the chair
that you sit in. Yeah, it's like a branded I
don't even know what do those go for.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
I got offers at WrestleMania because I got one of
those chairs that's in the production studio right now. I
got offers from anywhere from two to four hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
That's how much the ticket is. Uh no, that's how
much the chair was to resell. The ticket is like
if you bought those seats, right, Like, how much do
you pay to go to sea WWE where you get
to bring the seat home with you?

Speaker 9 (01:21:03):
It's an add off like two fifty I think right,
it's whatever that bottom of that front row is.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Those first four rows are whatever that you pay for
that you get the chair with it. So it could
be anywhere from two to four hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
But that's a special events. That's not like you know,
you're running the mill like show out.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Yeah, you don't get that at like Monday Night Raw
or Friday Nights backdown now.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Okay, Well for Gina, yeah, and for myself and other
fans of Peaky Blind.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
Does, let's talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
I love Peaky blind Does. Did you watch Pinky blind
Does yet on Netflix? Greg?

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
I did not, But the Pinky blind Does, Murphy the
Peaky fin blind Does.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Love that show. Love that No fighting, no no fighting,
no fighting, Novan fighting. It seems like a show you
would pre hate because of the name, all right, totally? Yeah, Well,
I mean it was told to me the dude. You
like Suns of Anarchy, sopranos, all that's stuff, you got
to watch this. I go, okay, violence.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
And you know what, it's called Peaky Blinders.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
I would have never I would never put that on
my on my watch list just based on the name.
You're right.

Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
I haven't seen one frame of it. Like, what is
it even about? It's like gangsters?

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Gangsters, isn't it old timey? Yeah? But yeah, that kind
of like prohibition eric type. That's why I would not.

Speaker 6 (01:22:20):
But I'll tell you what a peaky blinder is, and
this might help you. The peaky is the hat thosettle
hats they wear, but they used to put razors in them.
So they whip them at people and like slice their faces,
take their eye out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Yeah, so they would blind they would use the thing
as is that. That's not like.

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
Nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
If the name sounds silly, it's just cool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
It's just kind of like a little fun factor. Okay, yeah,
it's not. Yeah anyway, So Peaky Blinders. Netflix has announced
that there is a sequel series from the og writer
and creator Stephen Knight. Okay, and they've already gotten a
two season order.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
And take place in nineteen fifty three, and, according to
the plotline, after being heavily bombed in World War Two,
Birmingham is holding a better future out of concrete and steel.
The race to Owen, Birmingham's massive reconstruction project becomes a
brutal contest of mythical dimensions, city of unprecedented opportunity and
danger with the Shelby Shelby family right at It's blood

(01:23:17):
soaked heart, but no no casting details other than Cillia
Murphy will not be part of it. I'm out He's
the greatest, except, like they say in an off offscreen
capacity as an executive producer the show. But no release
dead has been set. But come on, I'm still watching No, I.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
Get it, but how but the fact that this teeny
tiny little guy with a very feminine and weird looking
face can end up being.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
The most badass like hot character ever.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Held be such a great character. But see they say
that now, but it's a two season order. Something tells
me like he's gonna end up making like like you
weren't quite sure about or call Saul if you know
they were going to have Brian Cranston water watch it,

(01:24:05):
or how much they were going to bring some of
the other two goes in the other carriages. But I'm
sorry spoiler alert, guys. So I don't know if that
actually ended up coming coming to past or whatever. But something,
something tells me that it might end up being a thing.
Eight seven seven forty four, what about I'm psyched. I
can always use another show. Tulsa King is great. That's

(01:24:27):
the first episode of that. You'll like that. It's good, right, yeah, yeah,
I love them In the blinding thing, I don't think
the razor blades is real. But eight sevens huh the
razor blades thing, I don't think is real.

Speaker 9 (01:24:35):
I'm looking it up now, but they talked about it
in the show, right, that's a still apocryphal, like razor
blades weren't around back when this gang was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Nobody said it was like historically accurate. We're just saying,
like the reason they called the that's also not real,
okay in the show, the reason that they were calling
themselves the Peggy Blinders, Like, I'm not talking about the
historical because, by the way, the Shelby's and that actually
might be worth pointing out that we didn't talk about
because there were there was a Tommy Shelby. There was
a real life you know that this this family did exist.

(01:25:05):
But yeah, like so obviously there's some creative license when
it comes to.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
They're allowed to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
It's just to fix the BBC slash Netflix, you know
version of he has to be right about something every
hour he has. Well, we can all give them things
if you watch you, if you watch the show, that's
the reason they give for why they call themselves the
p I get it.

Speaker 12 (01:25:25):
We all had that.

Speaker 10 (01:25:27):
Razor Blades were invented in nineteen oh one and started
commercial production in nineteen oh three.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Picky Blinder's name came out in the eighteen nineties. Okay,
I thought, yeah, more more show right back, This all right,
So we are looking for a contestant here to play
today's dumb ass contest, and today's dumbmass contest is the

(01:25:56):
Q d U i Q. Go ahead and explain the
way to game works to everybody.

Speaker 9 (01:26:00):
Please see bats I find someone who's very super drunk
and ask them just the very super easiest questions, so
that the game is then played not by answering the
questions the drunk personal they answering the questions, you're guessing
whether they get their answer correct or incorrect. And if
you guess correctly twice out of three times yourself, you win.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
All right, eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie isn't ever
you're calling into play. We'll say hi to Savannah. Good morning, Savannah, Hey,
good morning. All right, So do uiq's gotta get two
out of three Now before we get to the questions
and you try to figure out this drunk person knows anything,
Let's get to know the drunk person a little bit better.
We have this clip here that we're going to listen
to together and try to get a better idea just

(01:26:39):
how with it or not with it they are? And
who is this? This guy is pretty much obliterated as
you're about to hear.

Speaker 9 (01:26:47):
He's a man who can't really do or say much
of anything by it himself.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
But that doesn't matter.

Speaker 9 (01:26:52):
I'm sure there's more times in your life where you've
been that and you've still done the all. Uh, you'll
pull one out of your butt. So don't say no
to everything yet. As you talk to Nicholas, what have
you been up to tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Can hang out? You know the Fellas?

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
You know we're not out.

Speaker 18 (01:27:10):
You know you're getting in, thriving damn sorry, thriving, striving
to what I mean?

Speaker 12 (01:27:18):
I mean, good love.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
You're the absolutely Nicholas. Are you a single man?

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Married?

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
You got a girlfriend? Yeah, it's like my girl. He
lives all right there. So Nicholas, you sound like a
lot of fun, am I right?

Speaker 11 (01:27:33):
Oh yeah, wow voice that would be at the gathering.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
The whippets all night. So I just put you down
for like a no. All the way around the world,
it's called brain chambers, yeah, brain well yeah, yeah, information
yeah all right, So Savannah, that is Nicholas. Now. I thought, yeah, right,

(01:28:05):
I thought this one might be kind of fun. Like
we can go around the room like myself, Menace, Greg
and Gina and we can all take a guess at
the answer, all right, this this time around, because we
always like to sit here and goof on Menace or
Sam for not knowing things. But there's a lot of
times I'll tell you what I don't know what it is.
But I'm always wondering, like I wonder if Greg really
knows this sort of Gina, because you know she's smart.

(01:28:27):
Laptops down, everybody, Yeah, laptire. Do you want to play? Yeah? Sure,
you got to close the screen. I have to ty. Yeah, yeah,
I'm watching Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
He's pretty shifty.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
All right. Question number one for the d U, I
Q to determine a d U. I what does measuring
your B A C stand for? Okay, and we'll have
we'll have Menace guests first, just because that is the tradition.
But all right, so let's see. Uh, I know for Nicholas,

(01:28:59):
but I think Greg and Gina. I think I think
everybody but Menace will. I don't think Menace will get it,
but I think everybody else will get it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
I think you're right because I think there's one letter
he's gonna be stumped on.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Okay, all right, what do you Yeah, I'm agreeing with
all that yeah, do you think that the Nicholas is
gonna get it? I'm just assuming no for everybody, Savannah,
what do you think? Absolutely no, absolutely not. Question number
one for the d u i Q.

Speaker 18 (01:29:26):
To determine a d UI, what does measuring your B
A C stand for?

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Menace blood alcohol content? Does everybody have the same answer
what I wrote? Okay, so there you go blood alcohol content? Nice?
Now will will Nicholas know it? Savannah says no. If
that is correct, you will be on the board with her.
First point here on the d U i.

Speaker 18 (01:29:50):
Q determine a DUI. What does measuring your B A
C stand.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
For body mass? You say your blood alcohol content is
two point? Says one.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
That answer? I love that shame.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
All right, well, it's good you got a point trying
to get here on the board. First point here on
the d U y Q.

Speaker 18 (01:30:15):
Question number two Mike Tyson b whom on the ear
in a fight in nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
All right, everybody right there? Answer down there?

Speaker 9 (01:30:24):
Okay, menace menaced went through a very sportsy phase in
his life.

Speaker 18 (01:30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
I could see Metas knowing this one.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Okay, It's not about Mark McGuire or Bash brothers from
from the late eighties. JaMarcus rose his threat jam Marcus
Marcus shout out to Will Clark. Shout him out, Will Clark.
He was a pitcher. Will Clark was a pitcher. Yeah, No,
he wasn't. He wasn't no first baseman. Oh that's a

(01:30:51):
very common name. Maybe there's a hold on maybe, but
he's thinking that because Will Clark played for the Giants. Yeah,
that would be the only the Bay Area, So that'd
be that would be the Will Clark that he knew.
Will Clark was just on a video and he was
like ripping on the pitch clock and the basses being bigger,
and he was pretty funny, like he's he'd be a
fun interview. Yeah, he's just one of those guys who
you know, doesn't care it, doesn't care, but he's really

(01:31:11):
funny in his responses. Yeah, will the thrill? Will the thrill?
Will Clark not seeing they had a pitching a position player.
Yeah right, all right. I think I think Nicholas does
not get it. I think Menace does get it. I
say Greg doesn't get it, really, Gina does. What do

(01:31:35):
you think?

Speaker 5 (01:31:36):
I thought everyone but Nicholas is gonna get it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Everybody butt Nicholas. All right, I think Menace will not.
Menace will, Nicholas will not. I have a very specific
reason why I think Menace will get it. Oh really yeah, okay, yeah,
I don't advan that. What do you think I'm with,
Miss Gina. Everyone will get it, but Nicholas. But Nicholas.
All right? Question number two for the duy q, Mike

(01:32:01):
Tyson bit whom on the ear in a fight in
nineteen ninety seven? Have your answers written down? I wrote,
what would you say? Oh, Vanner, holy Field Vanderfield? Okay.
The only reason I know is because I saw it live.
Oh yeah, because there were gummies, remember little gummy ears?

(01:32:23):
Really yeah, like Tyson released them, but there were weed gummies. Right,
but he can't say they're holy Fields? No, no, no,
But I thought like because of that, knowing the story,
I remember watching that live and watching them spit it out.
Yeah all right. Question number two. Now, if Nicholas does
not get this one, Savannah, you will be the winner
on this round of the d uy Q.

Speaker 18 (01:32:42):
Mike Tyson bit whom on the ear in a fight
in nineteen ninety seven, So he.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Bit the hollyfold Holyfield?

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Them brain Chambers. You know Chambers.

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
Wow, you know what planning he's on.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Okay, you took him a minute, but he got it.
All right, Savana, You're still in the game because you
got the first one. Right. So this is the make
or break question number three. Here, somebody on the text
by saying, I think I'm proud that I did not
know what blood alcohol but what B A C was?
You're proud of that?

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
I mean, I'm not a big drinker. I know what
it stands for.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Dope. Jeez. See question number three for the d U
i Q.

Speaker 18 (01:33:34):
Cardio Pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by what three letters?

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
Oh my god? Yes, yes, for everybody but Nicholas. But Nicholas,
I don't know. Sometimes you that was a custom question
based on the person you were talking to. Do I
know this and it'll save you? Oh my god? Dude?
All right, So that this is tricky because he came
up with Evander Holyfield.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
That's pop culture.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Okay, but I mean that was so long. You did
hear the question right?

Speaker 18 (01:34:03):
Cardio Pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by what three letters?

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Okay, I read the question. Okay, I think he could
manage to get this wrong. He's definitely gonna get Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
I'm saying no, say everyone but Nicholas.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
I'm sweeping. Yes. I never did a media I'm sweeping yes.
All right, everybody says everybody but Nicholas otherwise, Yeah, alright, Savannah,
what do you think it's hard? It is, it's too easy.

(01:34:45):
I'll stick to my guns and just say no, no.
All right.

Speaker 18 (01:34:48):
Question number three for the d U i Q cardio
pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
What three letters? Menace CPR, CPR, no hesitation, saying booms CPR,
of course, duh damn. All right, here we go.

Speaker 18 (01:35:05):
Does Nicholas know cardio pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by what
three letters?

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
T Nicholas you, let's say somebody's life.

Speaker 15 (01:35:20):
Not really no, U S.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Savannah, you are here on this round with the t
U C baby all right, all right, welcome, all right,
thank you so much for listening. To have yourself a
great weekend. When are at the d U i Q

(01:35:51):
to you to U see you see save your life.
You're here now now, all right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:36:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Question on the text for Sea Bass we out here
five four zero, texting over to two two nine eighty
seven lunch suggestion for Sea Bass from Sea Bass, they
said four, but they're asking for your opinion. Says I'm
in another city for work today and I need to
eat lunch. Should I buy a scrappy sandwich at a
gas station and eat in my car or eat at

(01:36:27):
a restaurant like a person in a society.

Speaker 9 (01:36:30):
I feel like this is also a great question because
of a being alone in a restaurants on it. But
I will say my angle, okay, is certainly gas station
because unless you just have a ton of time to
kill and you want to try something new, and.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Maybe he's got to otherwise, maybe it's like a more
pressure to hang out with the people that you're in
town for business with. Essentially sounds like he's alone. That's
my favorite.

Speaker 10 (01:36:52):
That wouldn't be the option of the gas station sandwich
if he was with Cowork right right, right right.

Speaker 9 (01:36:56):
Also, come to the quality of gas station if you
have a nice play I don't know what your what
city you're in, Bucky's quick trip, anything, high end.

Speaker 10 (01:37:09):
Yeah, Now I'm saying restaurant because you don't even have
to make up the story that you're on.

Speaker 7 (01:37:13):
A business actually are You don't have to go through
the whole charade of I've never been here before because
I'm on business. Go to a diner where it just
has like a countertop.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Yeah, that option at the counter with that argument. Is
it that your mind effing yourself or is it for
the benefit of other people knowing that you're there that
makes you feel No, I'm just thinkable eating. Like if
you were to eat by yourself at a restaurant, you
would half story so that you But I'm saying you could,
let's just say, for the sake of argument, like today,

(01:37:46):
you could go somewhere by yourself and you would just
have to tell the person like, yeah, you know, like
I'm glad you guys are here. I'm just in down
for business, like you would you get here, and then
at that point, once you've said that to that one person,
and then you would enjoy the the the experience. Maybe,
I mean I enjoy that's a stretch because you know
that you're not really there on business, But it's more

(01:38:07):
about what other people think.

Speaker 10 (01:38:09):
Yes, of course, and this guy is already on a
business trip, so he doesn't have the guilt about lying.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Yeah, because I always thought it was kind of a
combination of like you would feel bad about you know,
because Greg says sometimes like yeah, because blah blah blah blah,
it just makes me feel bad about myself. And it's
like something so innocuous. Yeah, but I just feel so
bad about myself. I know it's.

Speaker 5 (01:38:30):
Curious.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
I think it's a it's a depressing sight. But he
said he would in that situation if he actually told
the person I'm here on business, true or not. But
by telling somebody that, he would then be able to
sit there and enjoy the the experience, enjoy Greg just
like slightly if I enjoy it. But I would have

(01:38:51):
to tell the server, what do you do around here?
For fun?

Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
I've never remember.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
I don't even know where I'm at. Where are we
a little jet LaGG you know, my business trip.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:39:00):
I don't do this for lunch, but for dinner most
of the time, Like if I'm taping, you know, for
the show or whatever, I will in the evening. For dinner,
I will door dash ahead for pickup at a restaurant.
Oh that's a good I saw a door dash ahead
somewhere that's like local. Oh, I've never been here before.
I probably will ever be here again. I'll try this
whatever it is, and then have that at the hotel.
Now that's not lunch, but that's you know, dinner, nay

(01:39:22):
more respectable.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Yeah, if you have a really important question, R can
always set us up eight seven, seven forty four or
like that person did, just text it over to two
to ninety seven. Since we're talking about food. Hell, you know,
how about some what do you show? Food news?

Speaker 6 (01:39:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
About that? All right, so food news, food news, menace.
I know you're gonna like this. I think this is
something that you're into. If I remember correctly, October is
National Pizza Month, but Pizza Hut is celebrating by bringing
back the Big Dinner Box. What heck y, dude, I
remember the Big Dinner Box. Yeah, I remember to get
killed one to myself. I'm just okay, I you know,

(01:40:03):
sometimes sometimes I mist remember. Oh yeah, making sure. So
the Big Dinner Box includes two medium one topping pizzas,
eight boneless wings, and five breadsticks. And at the starting
price of nineteen ninety nine, that's a great price. If
that's true. That's a good price. That's that's a lot
of food.

Speaker 10 (01:40:22):
Yeah, is the one that comes in that like file
cabin type things, drawers because our friend Tim Conway Junior
sounds breakfast in drawers.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
It's kind of making fun of the fact that I
made an animated podcast for him. Oh that's right, that
from his show. Yeah, that's right. You can get a
two liter beverage for just two bucks when you order
online or through the app. Damn. I think this might be.

Speaker 9 (01:40:42):
Too different though, because the pictures I'm seeing are like
pizzas in their own boxes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
What that's not the future, that's what we want. Yeah dude.

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
Oh, speaking of Pizza Hut real quick, I was reading
in Bernei that they have Machia pizza from Pizza Hut.
I don't know what is happening, but Macha is like
back big time, like Macha.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
People are going Macha crazy. I don't know why, but
I don't really know what. Yeah, Bred thinks it's like
a K pop tie in somehow powdered back forefront. Yeah,
but it's not like it's like hasn't been here, but
we're going crazy again. We're talking of the Pizza Hut
Triple Threat box, which is full of Yeah, the threat Box.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
I still want them to bring back the big foot pizza. Starbucks,
they have a new line of protein packed drinks that
feature protein boosted milk and top with sugar free protein
cold foam. The options are a sugar free vanilla, protein Macha,
and latte. Both of these drinks come with their own,

(01:41:49):
uh non sugar free version, but each one, I guess
has between twenty eight and thirty six grams of protein.
Nice because everything has to have protein. Bro. All of
them are available now nationwide and will be available year round,
so not even like a limited special thing, a limited
edition things. I like everything sugar free. I'm down. Are

(01:42:12):
you still in to Fireball Menace? Yes? Okay, well Fireball
They now have launched their first ever variation because he's
just the cinnamon, the spicy cinnamon. But it's called Blazon Apple.

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
See it looks good.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
The new flavor combines the cinnamon spice flavor along with
the taste of apple, and it's gonna be sold year round.
That's a that's a combination that could works, a combination
that works a lot. In very fall.

Speaker 9 (01:42:37):
I've been hearing this for the past several years. People
have been going Crown Apple. That's very popular.

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
But also Jack Daniels came out with their own Apple
version too, but it wasn't like spicy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
It's available at the retailers nationwide. Do you want to
hear some of the reviews? Yeah, quote it's bomb nice.
Here's here's another one. Quote so freaking good. Oh yeah,
all right, this one said the flavor is very off putting. Okay,

(01:43:11):
here's this one's more more robust. If you enjoy punishing
your taste buds or want to elicit pained expressions on
the face of your friends as they try awful liquors
in the parking lot while tailgating, this may work just
as well as regular Fireball. But here's the thing. If

(01:43:31):
you don't like fireball, I understand like why you would
like this because it's it's also the cinnamon fireball flavor,
the Apple thing. But yeah, loser, bitch, Okay, I'll give
you one more good one. Been sober for ten months
and it might not make it to eleven thanks to this.
Hell stop, don't start her. It'll be a twitter. Yeah. Uh,

(01:43:53):
that's a good one. Okay. I feel like for the
past four days, every day there's another article announcing this
Wendy's thing. They're launching something called Tendy's. So they're upping
their chicken game. It's Chicken Tenders. Yeah. So the new
strips are savory. They're made with seasoned, crispy breading and
juicy all wheat, all all white meat chicken. The best

(01:44:16):
part they have new dipping sauces. Six new dipping sauces.
So you got honey mustard, you got the honey barbecue,
creamy ranch, scorching hot sweet chili, and then you got
the Wendy's. Everybody's got a signature sauce, So you got
the Wendy's signature sauce, which is like a creamy sauce,

(01:44:39):
got a little hint of black pepper, some hot sauce,
and tons of quote savory goodness. Oh yeah, so you could.
You can check out Wendy's for Tendy's so cute. I
don't know if I would order it just based on
the name, like, yeah, I'll have the Tendy's sounds like
all right, what about no nugs? I mean, if Dino

(01:45:01):
nugs are there, you're gonna eat them right now. If
they're there, I would orders Why would I order dinahogs?

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
Okay, let's just say they're ridly at your house for
some reason, or you're at a party, you're at a
you know, a gathering, and somebody has a tray of
Diyno nugs. You're not going to have some Dino nugs
just because they're Dino nugs.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
No, it's it's me sitting at the at the driver
going uh yeah, I'll have some tends. Sounds it sounds
good today. I don't think you know what analogies are.
That's not a similar situation.

Speaker 7 (01:45:32):
Why that's not that's not okay? But you're saying, hous
it not similar because it's just called Dino nugs.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
I know because I'm not. I'm not ordering the Dino nugs.
I wouldn't order that. I wouldn't say okay, yes, sorry,
I'm a grown ass, pushing fifty year old man. I'll
have a Dino nugs, say some I don't know. But
if they're sitting on that tray, okay, they're sitting on
a tray here in the studio, will I have one?
Is that your question? Yeah? Okay, all right, here's here's
the news. I will eat the Wendy's Tends. But I'm

(01:45:59):
not gonna I'm not gonna say it out like a
dreams scenario. Right, I become head of marketing for one
of these fast spots, I bring dino dugs to the table, okay,
because I want, you know, this place to make a
billion dollars. You're not going to order a dino nug
in the drive through just because it's named dino nug. No, okay,
because it's my question. I've had. First of all, I've

(01:46:20):
had a dino nug. They're not great. Yeah, used to
buy those. We used to buy those for the kids,
just to get them to eat because they're shaped like dinosaurs.
But it's more like a comedy. It's like they took breading,
wet cardboard and a bunch of other stuff. We kind
of mix it together and then put more breading on
the outside of it and then say, you know what,

(01:46:40):
these are best.

Speaker 7 (01:46:41):
Served just moist, most lukewarm, And if do you have
a preferred what's the one with the long tailaur?

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
Yeah? I mean my favorite McDonald's chicken nug is the
one that shaped like Louisiana. Like that. That's going because
I liked sticking the Yeah you get in there and scoop, Yeah,
the scoop the sauce out of the little sauce bucket thing.

Speaker 5 (01:47:07):
You make a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
That's a free idea, all youstats. Yeah, and just think
about like how low the cost will be because there's
barely any actual chicken in there, sat filler and sawdust.
Welcome back, Greg. How about this house? I keep seeing

(01:47:31):
these things and there's a there's a builder in Texas,
I guess who specializes in building these underground safe room
such fallout have Yeah, bunkers. Were you living it full
time type deal? You could if you have to, yeah,
like if there was like some kind of clear fuel

(01:47:51):
out or something. And the one they're impressive, It was cool.
The one I saw was awesome. They this guy again,
some builder in Texas and this guy I just got
his finished. It was a brand new house. They built
it under you know, under the house, yep. And it
had these crazy looked like bank vault doors like with
crank like well, yeah, so one closes, there's a middle

(01:48:13):
section and there's another one where then that closes, and
inside there was like a three bedroom bunker. It's got
like a theater. So that's in addition to a normal house. Yes,
it's up above. I can tell you. I'm obsessed with
these full kitchen. This thing had like some kind of
like air system. Oh yeah, yeah. I mean I'm saying,
like some crazy French company that makes these like crazy

(01:48:36):
air systems.

Speaker 7 (01:48:36):
So mister Beast he does have a video that he
released just recently where you go from like one hundred
thousand dollars bunker to a billion dollar bunker. So he
tours like all of them, the crazy. The coolest one
I saw though, somebody put in their driveway and they
hit a button in the driveway lifts and the.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Yeah, cool, that's cool. Well there's a there's a house
in Vegas. Looks ordinary on the outside, but it's hiding
this like nineteen seventies bunker underneath it. It's listed for
eight point five million gregs. So you know, now the
above groundhouse, it's got a kitchen, dining room, living space,
one primary bedroom, bathroom, that kind of thing. But again,

(01:49:18):
the main attraction on this thing is this bunker that's
twenty six feet below ground. Nice. You can get there
by stairs or elevator. Yeah, that's another thing I thought
would be cool to have in your house. Elevator, an elevator.
I toured that one in the Misterbeast video.

Speaker 10 (01:49:34):
I saw a house on the market that had an elevator,
and I tell you, it ruined the house. It looked
it was one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
Like cages tubes, like a glass tube.

Speaker 10 (01:49:43):
Oh yeah, it looked like a like a or a shower,
like an RV shower or something like a human bank tube.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
Yes, and yeah. See my mom and my stepdad they
live in this like fifty five plus community, and so
one of the options I guess that people were going for,
because you know, the older but there are two story
townhouses that they're living in this community, is this elevator option.

Speaker 5 (01:50:05):
I would absolutely do that.

Speaker 1 (01:50:06):
Now. It's cool because you open the door almost like
a bathroom door, and inside is the elevators, and you
close the doors, it just looks like it looks like
a hallway closet. Yeah. And then so that way, you know,
when your hip eventually goes back and you're old and
you can get up to it could be cool to
have an elevator. I don't know how much I actually
use it, but one of my we have a peloton.
Whenever you use so I always have an elevator.

Speaker 10 (01:50:27):
One of those movie apartments where the elevator just opens
up and you walk right into your apartment.

Speaker 5 (01:50:31):
I stayed in an apartment like that. It rolled in
the middle of New York. It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
So the bunker that's this house in Vegas. Four bedrooms,
three bathrooms. It's got this kitchen, a bar, uh like
a wreck room around. Yeah, it's like a family room.
I guess use it for whatever. It's got an indoor
swimming pool Greg inside the cure. That's pretty cool. You

(01:50:56):
gotta look at it though the decor it looks like
a rundown restaurant. I told it's a nineteen seventies. It's
a nineteen seventies bunker. So there's a there's a hall
area that acts like an indoor backyard. I was going
like make it look like a yard. Yeah, it's got
like if the sculpted tres got this programmable fake sky,
so you feel like you're more above ground because I

(01:51:17):
guess you're stuck there in a nuclear fallout like whatever.
But it goes stirkers.

Speaker 5 (01:51:20):
Yeah torture.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
Yeah, so uh so pretty cool. They say the entire
property is about fifteen thousand square feed but a total
of five bedrooms six bathrooms across both the homes. But mens,
you were so right. It looks like kind of like
a McDonald's. Yeah, that's right, but you can update it
and everything.

Speaker 7 (01:51:41):
The billion dollar the flip on that croud, the billion
dollar one that mister Bees went to. Still the the
course sucks, Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
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Speaker 10 (01:53:40):
If you ever feel like your job is useless, remember
that there's a guy somewhere in Germany right now installing
turn signals on BMW's.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
I haven't thought recently. I was in the restroom and
you know the ass gaskets, Yeah, you know you can
put on the toilet seat right, And I saw the
name of the company. I'm like, people work at that company? Yeah,
so what do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:54:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
Like, and I'm thinking, like, they have like an office
job at whatever it's called. Let's say it's called Gregl's, right,
they work with the Gregl's company. What do you do there?

Speaker 13 (01:54:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
We make ass gaskets? Yeah? Damn? What is your day entail?
You should have put that on the birthday list. That's
for a tour, you know what I mean? Like you,
there's so many random companies that are doing random things
that you would never think of, like, and they're making
a ton of money too, Just these random companies out there,
and you have some office job at random, Well, what
do you do? Oh, we make the hand dryers for

(01:54:32):
public restaurant lids for cups? What are those meetings? Like,
what are their laws that they cater in? What are those?

Speaker 12 (01:54:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:54:38):
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