FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 3rd 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's Due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener dis question is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Well,
today is October the third. It is MENACE's birthday month.
It rolls on, Yes, October third, twenty twenty five, and
today is Friday, and of another week. Welcome to the

(01:07):
Woodie Show. Minay is whatdye? That is Greg Gory. Hi,
we got Menace is happy birthday? Money thank you is here?

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Good money.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
We got sea as, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
We've got vond Born is here, Menji is here, and
our vip O babe, thank you for being here. It
is the Woodies Show. Let's get this over with. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well,
welcome to Friday. Hopefully you have a big weekend of

(01:37):
fun or just nothing but pure relaxation ahead of You'd
gat our jobs get through this morning into the weekend
as quickly as we can. So we got some stuff
lined up for you to do. Just that. Fail Stories
and the Duyq's Today's Dumbass Contest. Men, It's gonna have
the birthdays the born of birthday. Yep uh the world
of entertainment, all coming up here on the Woodie Show.
Phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can

(01:59):
say it's a text over to two two nine eight seven,
a couple piece of audio. This guy, I saw him
for years. He worked. I forget where, maybe Texas, somewhere,
San Antonio something. Anyway, this guy, his name is Adam Krueger,
is the He's the weather guy for Fox in Los Angeles,

(02:20):
the local Fox station in Los Angeles, and his big
thing is and he's got a really good social media
thing going. Did you just discover him?

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Recently Gina brought him up to me. Oh yeah, I
know this guy.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
He sneaks it like people request different song lyrics for
him to sneak into his meneralogy. I know, Steves, it's
beneath you, but it's super duper funny, and.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
One of them is pretty clever. The way he does.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Clever is actually a better one.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
I feel like he was making a lot more noise
before he moved to Los Angeles. Oh I don't think so, really,
because after Los Angeles I feel like I never hear
about him anymore.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
About him now, yeah, I see his stuff pop up
a lot very clever all he's also like a really
cool guy and you know he's just having fun. He
just did this as a kind of a goof yeah
back at his last station, and it just blew up. He's
got this huge social media thing going on. It's weather Adam, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Weather Adam. And then the suns are usually like big
giant hits whatever, Like every.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Shot pop, it's ww. It's everything in this one is
what Lincoln Park?

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Your requested Lincoln Park. In the end, it.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Starts with one thing. I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
It doesn't even matter how hard you tried to pinpoint
exactly when the marine layer clears. Sometimes it has a
mind of its own. This is our recent rain maker,
and this is where it's headed. Keep that in mind.
I designed this map to explain in due time, where
I think it's going to rain this weekend. After this
week started off feeling like summer, we look at the
weekend forecast for the beach and it's like things aren't
the way they were before. It wouldn't even recognize it anymore.

(03:45):
We've got clouds, cool temperatures. So that's our first low
hanging out Friday, and through the weekend we see another
troughle low pressure move in next week. And for all this,
there's only one thing you should know as far as temperatures,
and that's the fact that it's going to be cooler
than normal. We talked about that load moving away from us.
It's like I tried so hard and got so far,
but in the end it doesn't even matter. It comes
right back into southern California. Rain is likely in the

(04:07):
mountains and deserts will fall. Began on Monday, and when
it comes to heat, you think we'd had to fall
to lose it all. But in the end it doesn't
even matter. He'd hanging around for a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
He does it, by the way, someone on that but
this particular video put the Lincoln Park stuff in there.
He's not playing any part of the song, watching the weather,
and every once in a while, like you'll if you're
watching him, it'll just clear, Oh wait a minute, Oh
I see what he's doing, because it doesn't do it
on every weather forecast the song. You don't need body,
He's given the weather for you. I thought I hated

(04:40):
everything set Like, why do you hate that is James?
I don't.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
First off, I don't I mentioned things on this show
all the time that I love so that that narrative
needs to stop right now.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
But number two number two and hates my narrative because
it's completely forced into table number two.

Speaker 9 (04:54):
That is James Cordon level, Jimmy Fallon level.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Humor, but he's not. Sometimes it's funn that doesn't make
it better. Like dad jokes can be so cheesy that
it's funny. I don't even think it's a cheesy I
think his is more clever. I think it's funny clever.
What do you mean, how is it clever? Because he
he was, he's able to weave him into a forecast
where he's not saying, all right, guys, So this next one,
I'm gonna weave li can park in the end of

(05:18):
the forecast. He just doesn't. And if you pick up
on it, you pick up on it. And then if
you're watching it and you don't know that song, you
would never know. And what's the point because if you know,
it's not whimsy, it sucks. I'm thinking if you know.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
You know, And for me, the point would be like
if I requested a song, I'm watching the news to
see if he does.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
It, if he if he drew attention to all right,
guys on today's weather, I'm gonna do this song. That's
that's even different. But I like if you're watching and
you didn't know the song and you never picked up.
That's why I think makes it so good because he
does plenty of songs. I don't I don't know what
he's doing. It's definitely a lot funny when he does
the rap. Oh yeah, oh yeah, he'll do like Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 9 (05:58):
Yeah if he was even maybe the first weather guy
that ever did this, but there are fifty of them.
They've been doing this for decades now. They all And
then I want to go viral because dopes will be like,
oh guess what he does, go viral and.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
The weather Adam sucks.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I agree, but he does go viral. What he's doing
pretty well on the social media. For your grandmother, he is,
Oh boy, I got because my grandma would really get
into the Lincoln Barker. There are grandmothers of that age now.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
The show.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Welcome back to everybody. Yeah, all right, today it's Friday,
as you know, Happy Friday to you. It's October the third,
twenty twenty five. We got the birthdays the Porner birthday
coming up. A couple of second messica tells what's happening
the world of entertainment. But here today, October third, Today
in history menace, Yes, I love these. A couple interesting
things today in nineteen thirteen, Ah, nineteen kind is like

(06:53):
right year is when the US federal income tax was
signed into law. Oh yeah, guys, we don't always have
to pay income tax tore. It was the Revenue Act
of nineteen thirteen. And at the time when they signed
this into law, it was a whopping one percent. No,

(07:14):
I think it was on the very top. Yeah. Percent.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Oh, I'm happy you brought this up. I let's have
a quick thing to put out there. I take no
sides on this, but it was a hot take on
taxes and billionaires, and it says that the public is
always complaining about billionaires not paying their fair share of taxes,
and everyone's always upset about the billionaires. But like the
argument goes, Okay, they start paying more in taxes and

(07:42):
the government is going to spend that money wisely, you.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Know, he's still going to come after more. Yeah, So
why aren't you more mad at the government and you're
always mad at the billionaires?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
The government does not have an income problem.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, got a spending plant, Thank you, thank you. It
was today, in nineteen teen ninety five that O. J.
Simpson was officially acquitted of the murders. Yeah and around
Simpson and Ron Goldman didn't fit dog. Yeah it h
It drew a record TV audience of an audience record
TV audience share of ninety one percent of all TVs

(08:17):
in use at that time. WHOA A ninety one share
is insane? Like to give you an example, see people
just a sleep. What's what's considered really good now is
when you get close to maybe ten percent? Yeah, that's
considered that's it. Like that's a show that stays on
the on the air for years. What like ninety one percent?

(08:38):
Was the Jimmy Kickle thing like six million people or
something like that.

Speaker 9 (08:41):
Which wouldn't have touched Like if Carson had gotten six million,
he'd been kissed.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Isn't there like carn Ark videos that have more views
than that? Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah for sure billions?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Today's World Smile Day, It's Mean Girls Day. Yeah uh,
It's National Boyfriend Day today, National Body Language Day, Techi's Day,
and it's also Kids Music Day. You guys to pop
it out exciting. Uh those birthdays coming up here in
a second. But menas what you got in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
Well, guys, pray for Megan Markle's dad. Oh no, he
is a leisurely trapped in a building in the Philippines.
If you don't know the Philippines, guess that Philippines had
a major earthquake.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
This is just gone out in the family newsletter. Hey,
you guys had a great year dad and got stuck
in some building in the Philippines.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
For me, so yeah, it's massive earthquake in the Philippines.
Apparently he is stuck on the nineteenth floor. He's okay,
but his Megan Markles half sister is calling her out
for not helping and calling her evil because the Philippines.
But not like helping pull those dad get out of
this building.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
And climb up there and get her. I don't know.
By the way, For the record, my bad, I didn't
realize there there was the earthquake thing, Philippines earthquake. I
thought it was just a story about like Megan Markle's dad,
he's stuck somewhere. Okay, nothing before you heard the details
before I heard the details, I kind of jumped to
my who cares? I'm still but still, I mean still

(10:08):
I don't care about him necessarily, but I don't want
anybody an earthquakes and tornadoes. Yeah, I don't watch ill
upon people like that.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
But apparently he's working on getting his way out. That's
so good for him, all right. Nicole Kidman and Keith
Urban's daughter. I didn't even realize they had kids, but
one of the daughters, named Sunday Rose, walked the door
runway at Paris Fashion Week this week, and yeah, they

(10:36):
do have two kids, and I looked it up. She's
seventeen and then she has two more kids with Tom Cruise,
which were adopted, So that's four kids total and they're
out there. That's seventeen year old's looks. But and she's
certainly pretty as any other girl. But why is she
on a fashion walkway.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Well, I'm sure I think she fast tracked it.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
Well, I'm sure she's tall too, right, Nicall, And she
looked very modelish.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
These theres models look way all right.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Also, going on in passion stuff that you don't care
about during the Paris fashion weeks.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
I am very passionate.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
So much fashion week, Paris Jackson is there with Janet Jackson,
and we always heard that they're beefing, but guys, they were,
They're hugging the families together. You will care about this part, Greg.
They were at the tom Ford Do you love tom Ford?
Don't you have a book? A tom Ford book?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Horse, Yeah, tom Ford book, tom Ford fragrances, said Greg.

Speaker 9 (11:42):
Even as a gay, gay gentleman, could you imagine anything
more boring than sitting at a fashion show?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
At a fashion show? No, And I've had, uh the curiosity
as to why the I guess you call them the
audience of they look so angry? Why is everybody so
angry in the fashion cool? But that doesn't make it cool.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
It's one of like you're not supposed to smile on
a passport photo. Man, you're not supposed to smile.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm wondering if that's like an unspoken rule, like I'm
supposed to yell fire and look basically like you're.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Yeah now, Greg. I could make an argument though, that
you might like the events because they are super short
and free alcohol.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, yeah, champagned by the gallon. Tom Ford also made
one of my favorite movies, A Single Man, So good, all.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
Right, I'm gonna have to look that one up on
that side of the country as well, on that side
of the world as well. In London, our boy Jared Leto,
he was on a red carpet. He is doing screenings
of his new movie tron Eras if you want to
check that out. That is going to be coming out
October tenth. And we've been playing a lot of music
from that movie with Nine Inch Nails, so be excited.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
It's a Nails album, which is great. Yeah, so check
that out.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
And then, guys, we have pretty much conformtion that Cindy
Sweety and Scooter Braun are dating. It's not just a
casual romance. They have been spotted holding hands.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Dude, I knew.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
I like Sidney Sweetey.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
Yeah, I think Cindy Sweetey Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:11):
Also her too, but she's wone hook up with old
dudes like her old fiance was like in his forties,
right yeah, yeah, And like I get it. Scooter Brown's
a millionaire for doing basically nothing for He's a manager,
a pioneer, pioneer.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
That he failed that the only thing that he failed
at is he was put in charge to bring back
the tennis shoes British Knights, you remember those? No, Yeah,
he was like he was gonna have him do like
a big comeback.

Speaker 9 (13:34):
He also lost in pr Battle big time to h
Taylor Swift. So he's not doing awesome as far as
that stuff goes. But the fact that he's railing the
hottest chick in Hollywood high five, bro.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I think he's doing all right.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
And he's a near billionaire.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, exactly, it's good. He's just a dude all right.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
Over in the board over in the boy band uh
J's area. Man, Okay, you want me to skip over
the boy.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Band like it's Cindy Sweeney, it's week like, yeah, what's
wrong now? But usually there one or two in there,
but it's he's extra like foggy today. Yeah, yeah, always one.
I saw this the headline.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
It says One Direction members said to reunite for a
new Netflix show and after Liam's death obviously, And I
go what, I go? What Netflix show is this? And
it's the One Directions members get together and they do
a road trip across the country. Now I go, wait,
Harry Styles is going to do that?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Who would do that?

Speaker 7 (14:31):
No, it's not Harry. Only two members are doing it.
But check this out. In the article, they say they
struck a multi million dollar deal to do this show. Wow,
So have fun at work today, guys.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Around the country.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Give me, give me one more really interesting story about.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Okay, Christina on the Christina Hack Christina from Flip or
Flop on TV, I brought this up for you.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
She what champagne line?

Speaker 7 (15:02):
Well, no, no, she champagne.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
She started one.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I believe, I believe I didn't hear about this.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
Well, you're gonna have give me the hot goss later
right here, but I want to learn about that.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
But real quick.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
She did an interview talking about her last husband, Josh Hall,
and she said she knew there was red flags because
he would have these crazy outbursts. And then so Josh
came back and said, I don't know what she's talking about.
This is the first time I'm hearing about this, and
she's just trying to start her own narrative. And why
why is she even talking about me? Well, I mean

(15:40):
they just got divorced, so obviously she's being she wouldn't
talk about it, but that is her third marriage and
it didn't really last very long.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
That was the guy who when they got together said,
oh I don't want to be part of the TV
world on it and then boom, he's on every episode.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
And now you're crying that she's talking about did you
know what you signed? All right, Greg, totally let's talk champagne.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, what's this champagne? Yeah, clay cachet, which means hidden
key in French. She says she dreamt of having her
own champagne line, so she took a bunch of trips
to the Champagne France Yeah, and started her own line.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
It's a blanc to blanc. You can get a bottle
much about ninety only it's Christine.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
If if it's a house flipping show, cool, there's a
new house flipping show. Let me know about that. Like
the people who are on the shows, I want a
shippers champagne, shipper champagne. Okay, my head hurts.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I bet this, and you know we don't do what
I had hurt too.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
I totally understood that it's ship or champagne.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
Come on you.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Birthdays today. Have a birthday to Gwen Stefani who's fifty six.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Noah Schnapp, how you say his name? Willard and the
stranger things?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I believe it's chef.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yeah, you got it all right, twenty one today. Sean
William Scotty was Stiffler in the American Pie Movies. He's
forty nine. Damn Nev Campbell from the screen movie fifty two.
Le Nahati from Game of Thrones.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Oh yeah, seriously, I think Jersey.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Lanister, old Old Queen Lady. Yeah, she's fifty two. Jack
Wackner greg from Old Tommy Actors General Hospital in Melrose Place.
He's sixty six. He got a bunch of music birthdays today.
Tommy Lee from Motley Crue is sixty three, Asap Rocky
is thirty seven, Kevin Richardson from the Backstreet Boys is

(17:43):
fifty four, Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Max seventy six, Ashley
Simpson is forty one, and Chubby check up. Let's do
the twiz Nicky still tourist casino. Yeah he does. He's
an eighty four years old.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Hell yeah, I would have thoughted eighty four years ago.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Oh no, same. I saw him doing a promo for
a kissinaw Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
He's going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
this year.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Nice your porno birthday today is Nicky Huntsman and Today's
Birthday Girl. She has seen more Sausages and the Grill
Master at an Oktoberfest Okay five and twenty one fine films,
including Nicky Slurps It Up. She was in Harry Vadge
Fever Volume one.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
I Hate when I come down with that.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Also Harry Lloyin's of Lust Huh. She was in My
Anal prom Date Volume one, also murder, she moaned with
Jessica Filter. She was in Up That White Ass Volume
eight and who can forget her? Unforgettle in Lesbian Hotel
Sex after Shower sharing a sixteen inch double dildo. That's

(18:50):
like a two breath. I mean, that's her Twitter bio,
stand up comedian, that's all. We got to get that
in that audio. That's Nicky Huntsman, who's thirty three years
old today. And that's your partner birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning look at what's happening
around the world of entertainment and with champagne apparently.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
There on The Woody Show, Quick Break, More Woody Show's Next.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
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Speaker 4 (19:16):
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Man's gena grat Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's here phones are
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to two two nine eighty seven failed stories coming up.
Dumbass contest got the Duyq story of the news over
in India. This couple, they got married less than a

(19:37):
year ago. But the marriage is already over good and
it has nothing to do with either of the people
in the marriage.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Why is the marriage already over? One of them is
a dog, and he guesses, oo oh, yeah, one of
them is, all of a sudden, the dog.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
They found out their brother and sister found out their
brother and sister.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Change of heart by the bride's parents.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Okay, because it has nothing to do again with either
of the people in the marriage. So yeah, something to
do with the parents. Something to do with the parents.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
They disapproved or they didn't legally get married. They thought
they did.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
They as a couple, they bonded over their love of animals.
Told you, But it turns out their pets. Each brought
a pet into the relationship. They don't get along with
each other, and so because the pets don't get along,
therefore the marriage is over. This isn't gonna work out.
The wife says that the husband's dog has harassed and

(20:34):
attacked her cat repeatedly. It's almost like they're fighting like
cats and dogs, So get rid of with the cat.
The husband says that when they got married, he made
it clear to the wife that she couldn't bring her
cat into their new home because the cat wouldn't stop
hovering over the fish tank trying to eat the fish.

(20:57):
They tried counseling, intervention, everything that could, but nothing worked.
And now they just both chose that, you know what,
we're gonna go with the our pets over this other person.

Speaker 9 (21:05):
Marriage over Wow, Like we need to bring the dog
whisper back. You can cure any dog of anything, I
know five minutes. What is wrong with people?

Speaker 6 (21:13):
Or my cat from Hell Jackson Galaxy? Either or come
on people, this is solvable.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Yeah, so I would.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
That's stupid. That's a damn cat.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
There are days though, where my house is thunderdome between
the wife and the kids and whatever is going on
the you know, everybody's at each other's throats and I
look at the dog and I go, girl, let's bounce.
What is wrong with these people? Let's go? Yeah, like
against the same thing. You are all I need.

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Yeah, you know, like, yeah, God, let me just get
a pickup truck so there are get in there and
a little apartment.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah, there are those days where you I think you
absolutely would choose your pet over your family. Yeah, or
your relationship, or your kids or whatever. If it was
a choice, you got to pick one right now any
given day. That's why I tell my kids all the time.
Like my daughter always tries to get me to tell
her that she's my favorite child. I go, you're my

(22:14):
favorite daughter, and she goes, I'm your only daughter. I go, yeah,
I know, but I'm your favorite child.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I go.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Sometimes she goes, what do you mean? I said, Well,
you don't really understand what stocks are necessarily, I said,
but like kids are like stocks, right, Like you have
your good days and you have your bad. Yeah, today
this is my favorite stock. Tomorrow might hint the kids
and this other stocks my favorite stock. I said. It
depends on your behavior and what you're doing, and everything
is going on. Remember one that one time you pooped
on the sidewalk. I said, I always love you, but

(22:45):
sometimes I don't like you. Yep, And that's a real things,
I said, And that's all dependent upon your behavior. Are
you smart mouth and talking back, getting trouble at school
or not turning in home or something like that that
will lower your stock, you know, But then you know,
there's some days that your brother's my favorite, and there's
other days that you are my favorite, but you are
always my favorite daughter. This is so weird that your

(23:10):
daughter would ask that, not to your daughter, but she
does it in front of She does it in front
of my son. She's totally need realize your daughter's latino.

Speaker 9 (23:21):
I would never I don't think the conversation ever occurred
ever amongst any of the boys or girls.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Ohold, yeah, she does it just to I mean, anybody's around. Yeah,
anybody's ever been around both kids know that they both
they both do things too.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
But I've been around both, I've been the kid, I've
been around, and I've never that was never in our head.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
It is with my kids. That's the sibling. Yeah, well
it's not even a rival because I don't think she
necessarily really cares. She's just doing it to troll him.
So you should appreciate. Well, I told you that fists.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Well the reason I said, oh, I didn't realize your
daughter's Latino, because every Latino friend I have, like they
fight with their siblings about who is the face?

Speaker 4 (24:00):
And I brought up the thing like why do you
say my mom my dad to a person who you
share parents with?

Speaker 10 (24:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Why do you say that in your conversation step siblings,
We're talking full blooded siblings. They'll say my mom my dad? Yeah,
Like you have the same mom, you have the same dad.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
And the only explanation I ever got is because you're
fighting to be the.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Favorite, be possessive.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, just gotta be.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, hit us up.
Text us Friday check ins over to two two nine
eight seven. Good morning, Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Friday is right?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
It is October the third, twenty twenty five. My name
is Woody. That is Greg Gordon.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
We got menas what is up? High Grant Hi Seed
masses here, we got Sammy Morgan is here morning. Phones
are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woody. You
can text us send us a Friday check in on
the text over to two to nine eight seven. Just
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of exciting weekend plans you got going on, or anyone

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anything you'd like to have us mentioned, Just go ahead
and text us over to nine eight seven. We got
the fail stories coming up for you at this hour.
We'll get to those. The wild Card round of the
MLB Playoff that's over now, Padres, Red Sox, Guardians, goodbye,
all eliminated.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
So the division series that starts tomorrow. So that's Dodgers
and Phillies, Cubs, Brewers, Tigers, Mariners, and then Yankees blue Jays.
All all solid matchups, potential to make baseball interesting. Yeah right,
really nothing like super random in there, no, no, no,
I mean, but those were those were solid Dodgers Phillies,
that's gonna be a great series. Brewers had the best

(25:52):
record in baseball. And also Cubs Brewers also just a
natural rival, kind of like the Yankees Red Sox thing. Huh,
those two teams always battle because you know, geographically they're
so close. Tigers Mariners both have had amazing seasons, and
then Yankees blue Jay's division. Right, but I mean it's weird,
like I still, for whatever reason, I can't take the
Blue Jays. Seriously. I have a hard time because they

(26:14):
they sucked so hard for so long. I just have
a hard time, hard time keeping it.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Yeah, Carrie.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah, last night on Thursday Night Football, the forty nine
Ers beat the Lambs in overtime twenty six twenty three.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
That was the craziest game I've seen in a very
long time.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, Greg's forty nine ers pulled it. Now, here's the thing.
The game winning field goal ricocheted off the crossbar, but
that hissed it in. But that that counts.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Now the Rams at that point still had a chance.
But instead of I don't I don't get it when
teams do this, I feel like you're you're not really
giving yourself even I mean, I guess you do have
a chance, but like, I don't feel like you're setting
yourself up for success. That's a that's a term that
parents use with kids. Now we use that. Uh is
this really your best opportunity to set yourself up for success?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
I'm not sure it is. But instead of tying it
on fourth down, they decided to go for it, came
up short, lost losers. Yeah. Dan Campbell, who's the lead lead,
the lead singer, the head coach for the Detroit Lions,
he likes to do that, like he loves for it, dude.
And I mean, at one point, dumbas Tyler might remember this,

(27:28):
didn't he have to move Dan Campbell like he because
he he made some call where he got a real
balls and then he went for it and then they lost,
and then he was getting all kinds of death threats
and stuff and he had to move.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
I think I remember something about that, Remember that story. Yeah,
But with Dan Campbell, he's just he's a gambler, man,
He's just that.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Guy, Dan Gambler. I hate when my team does crap
like that. I hate it. I like Mike Tomlin starts
doing stuff like that, I get so pissed.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
I vaguely remember what you're talking about when when it
came to yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Think there was like yea, yeah, there was like a
whole thing about it. I don't remember the specifics clearly,
but what.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I loved about the game last night, especially in my opinion,
there was so much passing there was. I can't stand
the handoffs where they just run right into a wall.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Why do they do that? They would run right into
the other guy. I'm like, well, the idea here, babe,
is that to see these guys up front, that's the
offensive line that they're going to create some space for
this guy. Yeah, and he's gonna be able to rip
off like a fifteen to twenty five yard whenever he run,
he's gonna be able to get more than you know,
the half a yard he just picked up here.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
But Tyer wasn't the plan your team the Falcons did
they have like one of the quarterbacks, he was notorious.
All he did was handoffs, right, he never.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Oh that was last year. So Kirk Cousins was handing
the ball off because he wasn't fully healed from his
ruptured achilles the year before.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Yeah, but I thought the guy before that also, Mariota.
Mariota sucked too. Yeah. I mean, dude, they've had terrible
quarterbacks for like six seven years that they're never throwing
the ball. Oh, hey, is the guy I asked you
about who's on your team. He's got the crazy name.
Saved his name right now? Uh you said his name
was Storm Norton. Yeah, there's a guy. There's a guy

(29:09):
on the on the Falcon Storm Norton. Now. The only
the only reason you want to be a general it
gets better. The only reason I remembered that is because
I was watching a game earlier in the week. The
Dolphins have a guy named storm Duck. Is that that's
his name? Storm?

Speaker 6 (29:26):
Well, which Kardashian is a kid named Stormy? Maybe that's
the thing.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yeah, but storm Duck, storm Duck. But this is years
old though. Speaking of funny names, there was a thing
I saw this morning going through all the different websites.
New York Post has a headline here here I'll have
I'll have you read it. Greg Harvard hires drag Queen

(29:50):
named Lahoreagistan as a visiting Professoragistan.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Clearly that's the stage nameist.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Someone's gonna name their kid that cat you Fromgishore Vagistan.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
My name was Lahore right after my divorce.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Get it. We're gonna be teaching a class on RuPaul's
drag race. God's teaching Lahore Magistan. Nice. Harvard class Studies
of Gender and Sexuality program will have two classes. Queer.
I don't even know if this is f ethno grip okay, ethnography, ethnography, ethnography.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
What is that ethnography?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Queer ethnograph? I've not even seen that. Was that ethnography?

Speaker 7 (30:45):
Maybe that's another word for geography, ethnic people, castro uh
and then and then also she's given me be politics
stop it right now, politics drag, race and desire.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Of course, there's people out there.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
I have a question paying for this.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Class, expressing their disapproval, and some saying that the higher
drags Harvard's name quote through the mud. Yeah, I love
the name Lahoregistans.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
That's the best professor.

Speaker 11 (31:18):
On my Starbucks order next time.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Do you think it would be rude for me to
be like professor vadge it about it?

Speaker 11 (31:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Storm the Duck, he's a cornerback for the Miami Dolphins.
Storm Okay, that was laying the first one Storm Norton,
Norton place for plays for the Falcons And what was it?
What was that?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
What was that?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Bit Key and Peel the best? Yeah, there is. It's
like they've ever done the East West.

Speaker 10 (31:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Oh dude, the guy and hey, uh you guys, this
is a real person. He plays for Eastern Michigan. In
his legal name, not a stage name, is Noah Nigga
k and I G g A. And people are having
a field day with that, as you can imagine. But
he's leaned into it. He is selling merchandise, damn. And

(32:16):
so of course there are people who are upset by it,
but it's it's legally his name.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Yeah, don't blame him.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
It's not like his parents even like changed their name
as a joke like that. I guess that's just the family.

Speaker 12 (32:27):
If the parents know that when they named him, they
had to have, right, what's the difference. It's their last
name wasn't yeah, but to pick Noah's the first name.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
There was like a Dave.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Just crazy.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
There's that Dave Chappelle. But the Chappelle Show a bit
where like like the family they had an I don't
I'm not even guess the name because I'm gonna get
it wrong. You think it is Yeah, but it's like,
oh look he's got those lips, he's got those whatever, dude,
it was. That show is so good. I feel like
I'm seeing more Chappelle. That's a bit that pop up. Yeah,
you you've never been a Key and Peel fan.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
And thank god our friend Charlatagne and the God just
backed me out recently on a podcast saying how terrible that.

Speaker 12 (33:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Out of you want to hear some other good college
football name?

Speaker 6 (33:15):
Yes? Please?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
The realist Clark he plays for Kent State. There's a
wide receiver who plays for Rice mo m oh Billity Mobil.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Yeah, need to get him a scooter.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Nitro Tuggle is a wide receiver for Purdue.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Is he an American gladiator?

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Nitro Tuggle? Yeah, it does sound like You're right, It
does sound it does sound like that. Rocky Beers is
a tight end for Colorado State. Now these names are
cool Yea a defensive end for cal His name is
Legend Journey Rocky Beers.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
By the way, it looks like a Rocky.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Beers UNLV as a player. Defensive lineman Chief Borders. You
got Squirrel White who plays for Florida State. Hell yeah,
Indian Princess Group King Large is an offensive lineman, Sir
Bible for San Jose States.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Absolutely not excuse me, sir.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Central Arkansas has a defensive back. His name is Dude Person.
Dude person, Dude person. U t s A What is
U t s? A wide receiver? Okay, Alpha Khan it's
his name. And then you got Panda Askew like that.
There's an offensive lineman for East Carolina. You also get

(34:36):
really good names when you start getting into March madness
because people go here are the best names in the bracket,
and they'll make a bracket of fun names of players
who are on teams that are in the bracket. I
like that, or you know, in the tournament.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Large d A t.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
You can help us with this one. Didn't like the coaches,
son of the Warriors. He changed his name because the
broadcasters were having like too many issues with it.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Right, Oh yeah, yeah, who was this Nick?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Oh no, well no, so Steve Kerr.

Speaker 7 (35:07):
Steve Kerr's son is Nick Nick Nick Kerr. Yeah, but no,
you know, yeah, now he like, I want to say.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
That one nice and deliberate and slow.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
He's he's finally just yeah, no, he changed it Nick.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
It took a couple of years. The broadcasters like, again, dude,
we can't do this.

Speaker 11 (35:26):
A couple of years.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah. No, they're in eastern Michigan. He's just leaned into it.
He's selling all kinds of gear. Dude, he's making dumb
money on the merch. They're they're they're writing articles about it.

Speaker 11 (35:35):
You've seen tons of memes on mind people.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Try to they're uh, they're wearing their gear, and there
have been people trying to get it shut down, and
you just think, hey, man, here's the thing you're gonna
hear about it anyway.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Yeah, he looks like the whitest frat boy on her.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah he does. And it's not like he chose his name,
especially his last name. He was born into it, embracing it.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he that's phone number?
Hit us up with the text over to two nine
eight seven. We're gonna take a break, we'll come back.
How about the Friday fail storey, We'll have those for
you next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Hang on, I think I.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Got an email here. This is from Sarah subject Menace
birthday wishless Oh. Sarah says, hello, Hi, we heard Menace
wanted some water as part of his birthday month wish list.
We would like to send a few cases over to

(36:41):
your studios for the Woody Show team and of course,
Menace to enjoy the purest tasting water on Earth. Please
advise on delivery address so we can have some of
the cases dropped off early next week. That's from Sarah,
who's at icelandic ecial. I love it.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
I don't remember that being don't no, keep it on
the list.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Now here's the brilliant move. Sarah really. I think she's
gonna win Employee of the Month because she knows how
to get the plug. You know, hey, we'll just send
something to Menace for his birthday month.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
I feel like the tag for Icelandic water should be Icelandic.
It's not just for the airport anymore, because I only.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Ever see a that's true. You know, yeah, that's true. Anyway,
Thank you to uh Sarah.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Sarah will be hydrated.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
She's the director of HR and Administration.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh awesome.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Job over there. Yeah, the Menace Birthday month wish list.
If you can help with any of those things, we
got it posted for you on our Instagram at the
Woody Show. I think we're getting closer to being able to,
you know, start doing the contest to win the trip
to Dubai. We are really ripping out the extreme weekend trip.
You'll go with Medics and I first class on Emirates

(37:56):
to Dubai. But we're not well, I'm not leaving the airport.
Menas going to leave the airport for a couple of things,
only going to be on the ground, and you buy
for about six hours and then it's right back sixteen
hour flight back. I have a.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
Possibly stupid question. Is it the same exact plane that
just waits or is probably different plane? It's probably can't
have that many, right.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
It's probably the same plane.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
A lot of times stuff this this, this plane will
be on that.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Think how tired the plane is going to be?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah, because that's because that's the plane is thinking. Boy
am I tired?

Speaker 11 (38:30):
Eight hours rest?

Speaker 4 (38:33):
I had some conversations yesterday. Uh, we're working through that
whole thing. I still don't have the answer on if
you're able to go there and back with MEDICCE and
I medics and I are doing that. We're getting there,
be there for six hours, fly right back because we're
gonna be back for the show Monday morning.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
But also, you're an adult. You don't need menace and
what are you to hold your hand coming back?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
No, you don't. But if we can do that, if
the company can figure out a way, you know, for
the least or whatever it is you'd have to sign
for that, that's what you're doing. Yeah, we're not like,
oh just stay. No, the whole bit is going there
for an extreme weekend trip if we have to, and
there's no other way around it, rather than not do
it at all, you'll stay there for the forty eight hours. Again,

(39:13):
the hotel's on your dime. I'm not paying for it,
and we're not paying for the taxes on the trip.
We're already giving you a twenty five thousand dollars round
trip first class ticket on Emirates.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
And there's so many hotels available in Dubai. They're actually
surprisingly affordable and super luxury.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
And there's one at the airport.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, that was like we looked it up, like a
luxury airport. At the hotels, like two hundred bucks a
night for a luxury spot.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yeah, I'm not sure i'd want to stay like at
a hostel, and you don't need in Dubai. But yeah,
So anyway, I'll have some clarity on that, hopefully here
in the next couple of days, and then we'll give
you a chance to go to Dubai for an extreme
weekend trip with with medicine noise all right eight seven
seven forty four what ay Friday check ins on the
text two two nine eight seven Time for the Friday Fail.

Speaker 13 (40:00):
Story A gentleman boys and girls.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Time for the Friday Fail start. All people thought to
have a perfect plan, the planet could never go wrong,
but then somewhere along the line it went from being
a great idea to one big stakeing mega uber all strong.

(41:14):
Good dude, that was strong.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
That was strong.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
I what's in the water today? Icelandic icelandic. Apparently not
just for the airport anymore. Right, all right, So first
Friday fail story of the week. This guy in Nevada.
He decided that he was going to skydive for his birthday.
He was excited when he jumped out with his instructor,
but then the main parachute didn't open. Now, don't worry,

(41:37):
all right. Of course there are backup shoots, except that
one didn't open it. Oh god, one. So now now
they're falling toward earth from eleven thousand feet high. Okay,
they're good, right. The only thing they said they could
do at this point was prey. So there's your spoiler alert.

(41:58):
They did live. They hit the round somehow survived. I
don't know how that happened, I mean, airlifted to the hospital.
The instructor is still in critical condition. The birthday boy
fractured pelvis, broken ribs, perforated lung, kidney laceration, back fractures,
but live and telling the story.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah, good, God, yeah, right, there's no reason for skydiving.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
From Missouri. Where this guy he was in the parking
lot of Missouri State University, just chilling, decided to cure
his boredom by vandalizing seventeen different cars there in the
parking lot. He shattered windshields, he ripped off wiper blades,
tore off side mirrors, dented some hoods because you're bored.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, I'm bored.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
You're just doing this to other people's crap.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Ye, people suck.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
I'm just bored.

Speaker 11 (42:54):
I'm just going to destroy, terrorize the community better than
doing drugs.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Right.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
So he he was out there, not so much. He
made it out of there without getting caught by the
security cameras. They saw everything in the cops they were
able to use that to id him. But when they
picked him up and they questioned him, he denied everything,
of course. But then they went through his phone and
they saw some questions that he had pumped in the
chat GPT, including can I get in trouble for damaging cars?

(43:22):
Chat GPT's response quote seek help. So he was arrested
for felony first degree property damage and he's looking now
four years in failed jam idiot sailed. A couple of
cops in Texas were patrolling on horseback when they stopped
a guy for walking in the middle of the road.

(43:43):
There was clearly something off of the guy, so they
started questioning him. They asked if they could search him.
He says no. That's when one of the officers cracked
a joke and they go, hey, man, you know this horse.
I'm on it's a drug sniffing horse. Just a joke
spook the guy. He takes off running. They caught up
with him and guess what, ye no drugs at all.

(44:04):
He had drugs on him. He was arrested, taken to
fail jail. Failed trying to outrun a police horse. I mean,
your dad works with horses. Do you think you could
train to horse the sniff out drugs. I mean they're
pretty smart. I don't know. I don't know if their
sense of smells any good.

Speaker 11 (44:22):
How would they tell you, like the tail stop their foot,
this is cocaine.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
How about this one? You got this story about this
person in rhode On. This chick, she gets pulled over
by the cops. According to the report, she committed multiple
traffic violations. Greg was she drunk? You bet?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
You know it.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
She was arrested. They get her out of the police station.
She uses her phone call to hit up her husband, Hey,
come pick me up. He shows up, Greg. Was he
drunk you bad? Definitely was. So they weren't together, so
they were both drunk different places. So they arrested him
as well. Now he tried to fight them, like physically
fight them as they were arresting him. All that did

(45:07):
was add more charges.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
It is sales.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Next one here is from Charlottesville, Virginia, which I understand
is for lovers, but it's also where you've got this
guy who's known for climbing things in the area. He
decided that he would climb to the roof of the
local aquatic center, you know, to entertain people. Yeah, Medice
was known as headstand Guy. Yeah in high school, climb

(45:32):
building guy. Yeah. Remember he told us that's where he
screwed up his neck because we had him try to
recreate headstand guy.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
See.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
The only problem is in high school, I was eighty
pounds the rest that I am. Anyway, so this guy
throws his Spider Man costume on, does some climbing. Everybody
saw him make his way up there. They noticed that
he's on the roof for a while. Well because Spider Man,
I guess, dislocated his kneecap on the way up and
couldn't get back down, so the fire department had to
come get Spider Man, take him to the hospital and

(46:00):
sailed Yah. Fox. And here I'll give you my favorite
story of the week, Morgan, you are going to love this.
It's it's from Florida where this family was at home.
They were sleeping. The husband heard a noise woke them up.
He wakes up, he realizes, hey, man, someone broke into
the house, which for most people would be a terrifying experience. Yeah,

(46:23):
but the burglar picked the wrong house. The homeowner is
this guy named Henry Rojas. He's an MMA fighter. Oh nice,
and he confronted the intruder and then proceeded to kick
the ever living ish out of this guy.

Speaker 11 (46:37):
I love these stories.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
According to the police report, the intruder was already black
and blue by.

Speaker 11 (46:42):
The time they arrived first round knockout.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
He was arrested in charge with breaking and entering. No
charges for mister Rojas, and to add insult to his
multiple injuries, he wasn't even supposed to be there. I
guess he had gotten drunk and accidentally mistook this house
for a friend's house who lived in the area.

Speaker 11 (47:00):
Y s, yeah, God works mysterious way. It's all right. Yeah,
here's before to another fighter too.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Here's mister Rojas on the news. I'm pretrepared.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
You know.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
My first thing, I don't lie you guns. I've been
looking for for a knife or nothing, only got on
my hands. That's it nice, that's wrong, health, brother. What's
one thing you would say your people at ninety three?
I would sell the world.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
And now I'm near my house the wood. I got
a text here point what show? It's my birthday? But
like what he It's just another day when you're this old,
being a dad of a sixteen year old girl. I'm
curious what app what he is using the track his

(47:52):
son's phone. Oh yeah, looking to see all of her
texts from her boyfriend. Oh sigh, stay snooping. Yeah, is
greatly appreciated. Happy birthday month, menace. Thank you appreciate it.
That's when the text nine four nine. Send your text
over to two two nine eight seven. Now I will
say my son is responsible for being in the situation

(48:16):
that he is in with mommy daddy phone, as I
call it, I look into his information. There's a couple
of different things you can do, and I'll tell you that,
but I will tell you that, yes, you need to
be hypervigilant as a parent. You need to know as
best you can do your best work to figure out
what your kids are up to and where they're going
and who they're with and are they really doing the

(48:36):
things that they say they're doing. And you could do
that without being super obvious, but it's a way to
test to make sure that they are earning and keeping
your trust. Like if they tell you're going, they're gonna
be a particular place, like maybe one of these days
follow up, Yeah, just kind of just kind of roll
down there without even them knowing that you went down there,
but just to see if they're actually there, like oh

(48:56):
we went to the mall, but just maybe to see
if they're at the mall, yeah, in a costume, or
even call them, Hey, uh, I was out and you
know I just popped by. Hey, I wanted to give
you a couple of bucks for something. I just figured
that I'm right outside the Macy's. Once you pop on out,
give you a half hour, you know, So there's different things,

(49:17):
but the other the other part I will say, before
you give whatever you have your medas on the on
the subject, also be aware that you may learn things
and find out things that you didn't want to know.
So you're not super concerned about it, but it's something
that you didn't want to see or you didn't want
to know, right because it is it is Uh, it

(49:40):
is an invasion of privacy for sure, but I think
it's also part of your job as a parent to
make sure that you know what's going on. GAB is
the company that uh, that's my son's mommy daddy phone.
That's why I call it, and so they can't add context.
There's no web browser. There are apps, but it's apps
that I would have to then put on his phone

(50:01):
from my phone. Oh so he's got like the ESPN app,
He's got stuff like that, so we can see hockey
scores and things that he's interested in. But there's no
social media apps, there's no web browser, nothing like that.
He's on lockdown.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
And how long.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
That was since what April we were on the Disney cruise.

Speaker 11 (50:18):
How much longer is he going to have this phone?

Speaker 4 (50:20):
We'll see, I don't know we'll see, because here's the thing.
We've been burned a handful of times, and so now
we're here and it's not gonna be one of those
things where after like a week of gone, oh, I
got you're been fine for the week, I said, man,
you're gonna have to earn your way out of this.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
And is I mean, I'm sure kid would be like,
uh no, but is there any part of him that's like,
you know what, I feel better not having all this
crap on my phone?

Speaker 4 (50:42):
He says he doesn't really care. Okay, that's awes actually,
but he doesn't say any way like I don't care,
doesn't say it like in a defiant way.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
It doesn't change his life.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
He goes and honestly, probably for the best, because social
media is nothing but poison, right exactly.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
That's why I have kids.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
I do have a story where I did about my
location once and my mom never ever checked in on me.
But I told her that I was staying at my
buddy's house, but I was actually going on a trip
with my girlfriend at the time two and a half
hours away to go stay at her sister's house.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
She showed up to my friend's house just to check
on me, and dude, she's like, you get back right now.

Speaker 7 (51:20):
And we just got to the sister's house two and
a half hours away and I had to come.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
That had to be the longest ride home. Oh, dude,
knowing on the other end was death. It was the worst.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Now, the gab phone is also where you know if
there there have been times like where I texted him
like I don't give an ish, like you call me
right now right, and it shows up as, oh, there's
a there's a questionable text that was sent to you.
So it won't show me all of his text messages. Yeah,
there's like certain things like language or if there's like

(51:54):
maybe some kind of violent thing or some kind of
sexual thing, it will let me know.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
Can you put in the keywords you want to have
notice that.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
I don't think so. I think it's just kind of
screen standard. Yeah, there are some apps that you can
get that you can see everything. You could see every
web search, you can see every action, you could see
every text in out, every photo that's taken, every video,
every and that that one's called. And we don't have
this one. We did at one point, but then I said,

(52:21):
you know what, mommy, daddy phone's better. It's called m
spy like Mary M spy and you can look that up.
You can just go online m spy and but that
that will Does the person using that know that it's
one of those phones? No, it's any phone. I could
put spots on your phone grid, but probably without you knowing.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Yeah, my settings.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
But I'm saying people people use it to spy on
their spouse. The spouse is up to if they're cheating,
you know, different things links.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Exactly what I looked in, Like I said, I know
about it because I looked into because we were trying
to figure out, like how do we keep an eye
on this stuff? And then I figure like, you know what,
this is too much. The the Mommy daddy phone is
a much better way to go. It's really a thing.
The gab phone is really more for it's forget like
kids first cell phone. Your kids have activities. You're looking
to coordinate where the pickup or whatever it is, or
if they need to get a hold of you, they

(53:23):
can get a hold of you or you set like
whatever context they're able to text or call. Yeah, you
could do that starter phone exactly. It's an it's an
Android book, but it's called gab G A B B. Yeah,
if you if you want to check it out.

Speaker 12 (53:44):
So, Gina, I have a funny little thing real quick.
Oh yeah, you know how you love air tags?

Speaker 6 (53:47):
Oh A big fan.

Speaker 12 (53:48):
Well I found out they work because I have one
in my suitcase and my friend picked up my suitcase
last night for me, and then she called me like
an hour later, like freaking out. She's like, do you
have an air tag? Like this thing's going off in
my car and this my phones like these alerts are
going off saying someone's following me.

Speaker 11 (54:03):
And I didn't know that it did that.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, because I remember when they first came out,
people were taking the air tags and like putting them
under people's cars at him and so like a creeper
would like, you know, or people that wanted to steal
your car, they would just put an air tag somewhere
on your car. They wouldn't steal it right there, they'd
wait for you to drive it home and then in
the middle of the night go and then take it.
So now a phone will alert you. So now it

(54:25):
alerts you.

Speaker 11 (54:26):
It's actually really cool that it does.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
It alerts you if you have an air tag they're
near you that is not part of registered.

Speaker 11 (54:33):
You know, in your and it maybe alarm go off too.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Does that with the air pods too, Like you have
some air pods inner you that are not yours?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Let you know?

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Eight seven four would he back, and we began another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. That's
great gory. Hey, we got menace is you, we got
sea Bass. There's Sammy Morgan.

Speaker 11 (55:03):
Is here morning.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
We got the phones open at eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, you can hit us up with the text
over to two two nine eight seven. We were talking
about the text that we got where the guy he's
got a sixteen year old daughter just looking for some
ideas and maybe how he can check up on the
texts that are coming in from her boyfriend.

Speaker 11 (55:24):
Got to see that, Yeah, I want to see it.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Yeah, And like you just had to follow up on
your kids and stuff like that. I talked about the
mommy daddy phone that my son's got, the gab phone
or the that the app that you can do m spy. Yeah,
this text came in and said, man, when I was
a when I was a kid, I lied about my
location once and my dad found me and ripped me

(55:50):
and my friend out of the mall in front of everyone.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
To go to the mall.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Yeah, you weren't. Weren't You weren't telling your parents were
the eight o five text over? Yeah, I don't know
where you said you were going, but I mean we say, oh, yeah,
we're going over to Joe's house, okay, yeah, Nai, And
then we took off into New York City.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Oh that's different.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Yeah, we jumped on a train. That's fun, went into
New York and yeah, there were no cell phones or no,
there's nothing, you know, so you were in the wind. Oh,
I'd be so scared you were, oh yeah, and then
look for you. Yeah, just hoping that your parents didn't
like call over and Joe's mom would answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Like, yep, they're not here, they're at your house.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Yeah, yeah, I was totally gonna be over there. Oh
oh damn no.

Speaker 13 (56:36):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
This chicken Arizona got drunk, stole someone's truck, drove it
the wrong way across the media of the highway. The cops,
they were called, but by the time they caught up,
she'd already gone one hundred miles an hour in this truck.
Driving all over the place into a guard rail, flipped it,
rolled it, crashed into a tree. Now here's the thing.
She's only thirteen. Oh nice, just like I bet you.

(57:00):
She's got a mommy daddy phone. Oh yeah, and she
had an eleven year old riding shotgun.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
They're both okay, just minor injuries. Oh dude, dude.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
Brown reminds me of one of our favorite clips, the
guy I'm just doing hood rat things with my friends
or justitarian Milton.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yes, I'm doing bad.

Speaker 9 (57:21):
For him, you do, Yeah, and I get it pops
up like once a week. Yeah, because there's always some story.
You remember, Militarian Milton.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Militarian.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I'm sure he's.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Grandma and stole a car.

Speaker 9 (57:34):
Yeah yeah, shocking a guy, a kid with parents on
in his life is a wild mania total.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Two one five. My man Menace got done dirty. What
he'd be saying dog food and you could tell would
he'd be wanting to make him suffer more so he
didn't give it to him. Now this is about said
off the airs, but yeah, yeah, there's a little bit.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I think we did him dirty.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
You you believe so basically, yes, if you are, if
you are on a here okay, so let me feel
everybody in the set it. So we did the Gloryhole
Challenge fall theme. The videos up on our Instagram, it's
on our YouTube paigd YouTube dot com, slash what a
Show And the last item was a can of dog
It was like a Turkey feast, Turkey feast with extra

(58:19):
dog food. And so, you know the Gloryhole Challenge, you
can only use your face your mouth to determine what
the items are. Now, my side of this is menace
was running through different things. He said dog food, but
he can say that's dog food. My answer is dog food.
David asked, is that your final answer?

Speaker 9 (58:37):
Passed that on other game shows? But the way that
the Gloryhole Challenge has always played out, if you yell.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
It out, no you can. So you just start yelling
a bunch of random things.

Speaker 9 (58:45):
But that's if he started doing if he started saying
horse feather, you know we would stop him.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
But that's so what is your an?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
So obviously, so what is your answer? But he did
say dog food multiple times?

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Was the first thing I said, dog food? It smells
like dog food smells it smells like dog food. Is
not that's not This is my answer is dog food?

Speaker 9 (59:07):
Right, But that's again go back to any time the
other other time the game's been played. But I always
ask for clarification, is your answer? Because okay, we were
talking about this recently, who wants to be a millionaire?
There was a guy who got busted cheating, right, and
there are four answers, you know, possible on who wants
to be a millionaire? And his best friend was there
and his wife was there in the audience. He got

(59:29):
busted cheating because they would cough when it was the
right answer, okay or clear their throats. Tried that and
they won a million dollars and then and then they
ended up, uh you know, following a lawsuit against him,
the whole thing. So he doesn't have the million dogs anyway.
So it would be like, what is red white? And
what are the official colors of the United States of America?

(59:52):
And it would be, uh, well, I don't think it's black.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Uh it could be blue in your here and is
that with the answer? Now, let's say that he didn't
say blue. Second, it was like, but it could be green,
maybe is yellow? So he would say all four, waiting
to see which one they coughed after like, so just
because he said the word, it doesn't mean like. And

(01:00:19):
you're bringing up a lot of shows that there are
games that aren't this one. But again I always, I
always say, what is your answer? What is the answer
is that you can't just what's the difference that you
can start throwing a thousand things out there.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
I'm not the one fighting it, but the internet and
they call it food gate, dog food gate. The last
thing I care about is another one hundred dollars. I
will give you the other.

Speaker 9 (01:00:44):
Agree.

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
No, I know you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
I know you're not. I know you're not.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
I know you're not. I'm not saying that you are.
I'm saying if everybody else agrees that he got screwed over,
I will send them the other one hundred dollars. I'm
not looking to screw the guy. It just I believe
if you're in a game show and you start throwing
random man you're like dog food, that's not Oh yeah,
you're just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Saying something that he's wasn't doing. And also when he
kept saying it smells like dogs for the pumpkin, he
put the pumpkin through the glory hole, and he's saying.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
I think it's some sort of vegetable. I hate vegetables.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Is it like, I don't know, zucchini, pumpkin, Yes, it's
a pumpkin.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Always been right. When you say what it is, we
all say, yeah, that's what it is, okay, Or we'll
even give him clues. We'll say, oh, you're getting warmer,
more vegetable. But you have to say, like, I think
going forward, we need to we can we agree that
you can't throw it out, and like, once you like,
that's the trigger word, and once you say it, that's

(01:01:42):
it again. I think you have to come up with it.
You have to come up with a guests that's closer
to the way it's been played number one and number two.
He's not. He wasn't throwing out a thousand things. You
have to come up with the guests. Well.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
And also when he said what it smells like and
nobody confirmed it, he just kept going right, maybe it's
a wet bone.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Yeah, that's what I also said, he said, you know
a little bit, because because we barreled past the answer,
like if you put through a stapler and I said,
oh it's metal, it's it's I think it's an office
supply scissors or a stapler, Yes, and I don't. It's
not this is not about the money.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
For me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
I don't care being right, that's what we just like
arguing on I think.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Revising history exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
I mean, people can review it on our Instagram back
to the tape. Yeah, I think it's more beneficial At
the Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (01:02:32):
They probably follow us and you like and comments, comment
if you think you should have gone, If you really
like the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Video, share it with your friend. Can you do that mass, Yeah,
just click that little arrow button. The bigger question says,
I sent you another hundred bucks. I don't need it.
It's out of principle of you guys are saying that's
what it is now again the money, Fine, that's fine.
I will accept that. I'm saying in the future, I
think when we do something where you have to you

(01:03:01):
can't just you can't just spit it out. You got
to give me, give me Your official guest.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Recently played the Weakest Link, and the rule has always
been you have to get eight correct and then when
you guys didn't win, you said, maybe it shouldn't be eight,
it should be six. No, it's eight. And with the
Glory whole challenge, it's always when you get it, you
don't make them suffer more when they guess it, you say, yes,
that's what it is. That's always been that way. Yes,
agreed in the history of the Gloryhole Challenge.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Well, then if that's that's I like the game less now,
if that's how it's about. I just gave him a
hundred bucks. I told you fine, and that's how that's it.
Everybody feels that way, that's fine. I can, I can.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I mean, you could do a final yes. I mean,
it's our first time doing it. We're still working. The
question for the question is when you knew it was wet,
you thought it was dog food. And then when he
said what's your final answer, you said dog bone.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
No, he's a chili.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Yes, because we believe it wasn't dog because we can,
we blew right past that. We didn't say, are you sure,
what's your final answer? That's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
From this point on, we could do a final answer situation.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
If he doesn't. That's what I'm asking. Yes from here
on out. If if the thing is to guess what
item it is, so all right, final answer because we
want you to, we want you just to talk it
out because it is radio right, what's your thought process?
Blah blah blah blah blah. Give a shoot, you could
throw it done, a ton of things out there as
you're working through it. Fine, you're working through it. What
is your final guess?

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
Great point from the two towight, the previous two rounds
that had just happened. He didn't have to get a
final guest when he got to the right thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
We gave it to him. I gave him two hundred
bucks on that one already. I just gave him the
third hundred dollars. I'm talking about going forward. I'm not
arguing the past. Now, we're talking about from this point forward.
How are we going to work it in the past
from here on out?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
From thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
A final answer?

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Great? I don't think it needs to be. I think
the first two rounds of that game we did it properly.

Speaker 11 (01:04:58):
Now, I mean, just make it easy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
The conversations on seas, do we do it that way
or do we actually get a final answer.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
That's where the conversations, you're the one guessing and you
guess it right? When do you know to give your
final answer?

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Exactly?

Speaker 11 (01:05:14):
I just asked yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
I guess like, no, Well, I guess you guys say
that's a good point, you know, because if you put
it off the final and and you're guessing lobster.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
But nobody says any.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I can't even write my brain around it anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
I think somebody else has to jump in and say, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Well, we have plenty of time to figure out between
now and the next one.

Speaker 9 (01:05:33):
Get it right, because then as we had it figured
out and now someone wants to rewrite the rule.

Speaker 11 (01:05:39):
I'm afraid we're overthinking this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Agree that doesn't happen here eight seven send us a
text over to two two nine eight seven more what
he shows next? Hang on, I go to go close
out of the zoom app and what do I see?
I see my boss, it's still on camera, laying on
the ground with the nose out, and there was a

(01:06:02):
stranger she was rubbing peanut butter on them. The Woody Show.
It was just a yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I was like, what the hell is going on?

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Where's the bubble? Because there was a bunch of people
the things that were not happening, clothes and uh oh
yam Kapoor. Now I feel bad because for a long
time I was an honorary Jew, being one of the
only couple of kids growing up in my neighbor that
that wasn't Jewish. Went to several bar mitzvahs tons Passover

(01:06:36):
I went to. There was a ton of that Russia shannas. Like,
you know, I can't remember exactly what that's about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
That's the day of atonement? You know, you don't eat,
you fast, you pray, you ask God for forgiveness, and
you do this apologize to people.

Speaker 14 (01:06:49):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
To do it now a Jew.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
It was a tradition from India. Yeah, because I thought
it was like Kelly Kapor I saw it in like
the movie road Trip, or like Harold and Kumar go
to White Castle.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Are you thinking of Russish? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
It's probably they would celebrate.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
I always thought it was in the introduced So tone men,
what are you atoning for?

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
All kinds of things? Yeah, I mean it just depends
you look back on.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Your year, Like can you like for people like on
the show? Yeah, like Morgan, Yeah, what would you like? Well,
what would you have to tone for?

Speaker 15 (01:07:35):
Then?

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
I then I actually have to atone for that because
I didn't. My list isn't very long, Okay, I I
am profoundly sorry that I come into your studio and
take all your clean xboxes. I really am. It's it's
just so convenient, and I don't know where you get them,
and frankly I don't want to know because I don't
want to go get them.

Speaker 11 (01:07:53):
I'm steal them from downstairs. That's okay, it's too easy.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
I'm too lazy. I'm going to continue to do it,
I know myself. So thank you in advance for your
generosity and your understanding.

Speaker 11 (01:08:03):
Are given? Is what I'm supposed to.

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
Say, Well, I appreciate in this case, you're you No,
you tell me I might not be forgiven.

Speaker 11 (01:08:10):
Oh no, no, you're forgiven.

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
Your nose names.

Speaker 11 (01:08:12):
She didn't buy you, Yeah, you struggle with and yeah,
that's a good point. I take them from the supply clouse.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
I don't think she got it that way.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Yeah, she didn't buy the tissues, No, but.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
She had to go get them and I take them
home for me.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
I think I'm picking up on what is this is?
Like you're saying sorry, but I don't know what a
tone means.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Cool. Yeah, there was a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Let's start with the basics.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
There was a coworker at one point who was really
upset because they figured out that the box of tissues
that they had on their desk was taken by another
co worker who now had them at their desk right
and it went to the manager. The person complained HR
for stealing. Now it was it was the same situation

(01:09:04):
where it's like these are provided by the company, they're
in the supply closet. It's communal, like you didn't bring
in like your special puffs plus with lotion tissues, and
this person swiped it from your desk and took it.
They were probably walking by your desk, had to sneeze
or and just kind of grabbed it. But I mean, okay,
super nice.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
No, but like it's yeah, yeah, anyway, you know what.

Speaker 11 (01:09:29):
Yeah, I feel I feel like we're closer or not
good requires a tone?

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
Well wood, oh god, I have a lengthy list for you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
I'm sure you do. Okay, I'll accept it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
All okay, Well, first of all, I am sorry for
recognizing your birthday last year when you explicitly told us
not to. I absolutely didn't believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
I did chalk that up to being new Yeah, okay, yes,
that's not a big diff this year period. I really
don't happen.

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
I really was one of those people that's like, he
doesn't really mean that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
No, I know you know better.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I hope you don't remember these because
they're pretty embarrassing for me. But I'm sorry for when
I first started here and I said something funny during
a commercial and then you told me to say it
on the air, and then the mics went on and
you pointed at me, and I had no idea what
you were pointing out or why totally forgot I started.

(01:10:22):
I had a panic attack. You pointed me because you
wanted me to say something, and then I'm looking at Greg,
I'm looking around, I am freaking out, and I didn't
let that go for several months.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Say the fact that I still remember that's pretty impressive.
It was traumatic, so therefore forgiven.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Yeah, the fact that the fact that I's eaten up
this thong, that's kind of cool that it was the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
I'm sorry for the time recently I accidentally turned my
mic on uh to say something and it went on
over commercial. Oh yeah, I'm sorry when I gave an
old news story about the Powerball lottery when I was
supposed to give the new news story that was recent.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Yeah, she didn't look up the current jackpipe. Yeah she
looked at it like a couple of days earlier.

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
I'm sorry, and I'm sorry for all the I will
one hundred percent make in the future. They will be
plentiful and bountiful and irritating, and I apologize in advance.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
The only one that really has to do with me
is the birthday one. All the other ones that's just
job stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
Yeah, I still feel pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
Is that? Is that just being sorry? Or is there
actually a toning? Because it a toning like I'm going
to look up a toning. Let me look it up.
There will be words there. The question is will you
understand them?

Speaker 9 (01:11:40):
Tell me the audio is to actually make amends of reparation,
not a preparation step beyond sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
It is but to make a reparation to Woody about birthdays,
I will just have to ignore his.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Birthday, correct and forgiven right?

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Perfect?

Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
What about oh Sea Bass? I truly am incredibly sorry
for this. I am so sorry forever supporting the idea
of going to therapy, Oh truly, had I not gone
all those years, I'd likely be a much more interesting person,
be able to bring stories to the show about having
extreme paranoia, probably a pill addiction, chronic panic attacks, a

(01:12:17):
string of abusive relationships.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
I realized that would be much more interesting on radio,
since my personality would be wildly unpredictable and every day
it would be a new fun surprise for my coworkers,
my loved ones.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
But I chose more passive aggressive. Yeah, a thousand times time.
I chose to get healthy.

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
I live with that regret.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Yeah, you're bad.

Speaker 6 (01:12:40):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
That's sorry. Now, what's the atonement?

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
I will continue not going.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
To therapyas so?

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Do you still go on a regular basis?

Speaker 10 (01:12:49):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
How long since your last appointment?

Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
Maybe two years?

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Two years?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Good?

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Okay, so we're kind of getting.

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
The I'm currently atone. Yeah, okay, I am sorry. I
stay at Toning.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
What about mens?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Mens?

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
First of all, I'm sorry for getting you a really
cool pool chair from BUCkies last year for your birthday.
Because now I'm out of ideas. I don't know what
to do with your birthday, So I apologize in advance
for your probably very lackluster birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Shall make a list?

Speaker 6 (01:13:18):
Yeah, Sea, Bess, I've already I already gotten started on
that list. I'm also sorry for the times that I
jump in to finish your sentence when you start a
thought but then like stop it abruptly in the middle,
and I don't know if you're going to finish it,
and so I try to finish it and I don't
think you like that, and I get very antsy. So

(01:13:40):
I'm very sorry because heinz Ketchup tells us that good
things come to those who wait, and I'm not waiting,
and I will continue.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
To were talking about sometimes because like we all know
MENACE's rhythm, Like sometimes he's in the middle and you
don't realize that that's the end. Yeah, Like he's already said,
you go, is there another part of that? And he goes, no, oh,
okay more. There's other times where you go, okay, well
that must be the end because the way I get
caught up from the last one, and really it's just
that whole kind of spinning wheel of death thing that

(01:14:06):
you get on the computer sometimes. And he really had
more to say after that, and that's you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Yeah, yeah, well no, my thing is like a lot
of us in the room, we've known each other for
a lot of time. I've just like a lot of
times I'll just bring up something just to lob it
up to somebody else, because I know.

Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
You definitely do that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
I know what their response is going to be.

Speaker 6 (01:14:26):
Yeah, yeah, Greg. I'm sorry, I because I know how
much it hurts you. I'm sorry for being so messy
and sitting this close to you. I know that it
gives you a daily aneurysm. It's unnecessary. I should do better.
I say, I'm gonna try, and then like this happens
and it's a mess. I'm sorry for the times I
leave the studio without pushing in my chair.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
I know it's that drives crazy. And she's not the
only one. There are a number of people who work here,
who used to work here whatever, And this has been
an ongoing thing for as long as we work together.
So my point is not just you, but you are
an offender. It gets up the chairs in the middle
of the room, just walks away and just walks away

(01:15:08):
like at the end of the day, like I'm coming
right back.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Don't worry, I'll push in your chair as you're walking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:15:14):
So I tried to get it goes.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Don't worry, I got it. I'll push it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
And because he says that I know to be different,
so thank you for that. And also I'm I'm sorry
for when you drove with me and I was weaving
in and out of traffic and giving your heart.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Sorry for that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
I just really like to get to where I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
It was fun, Okay, I was impressed.

Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Nothing about the noises that we know that's coming.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
That's coming. This is to the room now, yeah, okay.
I'm sorry that I make weird noises when I throw
the yeah yeah. And I'm sorry that I sneeze because
the studio is dusty af And I'm sorry for all
the gross things I say that Usually Greg's the only
one that laughs at My words are vile and they're well,
they have no place in.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
A work environment.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Oh this wark environment, they do.

Speaker 6 (01:16:00):
And finally, I'm sorry to the listener. I'm sorry for
my super annoying voice.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
I know some of you hate it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:05):
I hate it too. There's nothing I can.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Do about it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
I wish I had a more like lofty, soft and
feminine tone.

Speaker 8 (01:16:11):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
This is what we're all stuck with. And I truly
do apologize, and I apologize to the listeners who think
I'm too liberal and to the ones who think I'm
too conservative, and I'm sorry to the ones who complain
I have too many opinions. I swear that was in
the job description being in raded.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
You should also apologize, because we get this from time
to time on the text. You should apologize for participating
in guests.

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
I do apologize for being part of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
And you should quote shut up.

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
So I hope I'm sufficiently atoned. I love you all.
I ask for your forgiveness. I'd like to be written
in the Book of life another year.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Shall all right? There you go, and you feel better.
I does to satisfy your young poor obligation. I like
to think, so okay, good and you don't say you
don't say happy, having easy, fasting easy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
It's what's up with? What's going? Finn SoCal Sports. You're
Jeff g j Hey, Happy Friday? Jeffg Hey, good morny.
What are you showing happy Friday. We'll get to the
Dodgers in a quick second. Let's go ahead and start
with that crazy ending to the Rams Niners game.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
On the ground. They have stopton short, they're already on
the field, they're already celebrating. Stafford can only come to
the sideliner goal. I can't lose it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Rams lost it in ot to the Niners.

Speaker 10 (01:17:24):
They had a chance to end this game in regulation,
but Williams fumbled the ball on the one yard line
and the rest is history.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Onto my Chargers.

Speaker 10 (01:17:31):
They're gonna try to bounce back from a horrible loss
in New York last weekend. Hopefully the old line will
give Herbert more than one second to throw the ball,
and hopefully we end the rock More to Hampton as.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Well, Bolts and Commanders.

Speaker 10 (01:17:41):
Sunday at SOFI College Football, UCLA welcomes Penn State to
the Rose Bowl. That's gonna be an ass whooping. You
might want to stay home, UCLA fans. Lakers have a
preseason game tonight versus the Suns. Hockey, Kings, and Ducks
preseason tomorrow as well, and we're saving the.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Best for last. Dodgers start their.

Speaker 10 (01:17:58):
Series with the Phillies tomorrow three thirty eight pm from Philadelphia.
Otani will make his postseason pitching debut.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
Can't wait for that.

Speaker 10 (01:18:07):
And as I mentioned yesterday, I really think the Dodgers
have found their closer in Roki Sasaki.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Here is manager Dave Roberts talking about.

Speaker 14 (01:18:15):
That I trust him and he's gonna be pitching in leverage.
So that was you know, the more you pitch guys
and play guys, you learn more. So like I said
about Yamamoto, I don't think the moment's gonna be too
big for rookie.

Speaker 10 (01:18:26):
And make no mistake, Woody Show, the winner of this series.
We'll rep the NL in the World Series. Let's go Dodgers,
Let's get it done. Other MLB playoffs tomorrow, Cubs and Brewers, Yankees,
Blue Jays and Mariners, Tigers, and I'm gonna end with
this Woodie Show. Every year we hear about the Padres,
this is their year, Manny Machado's trash talking Dodger fans.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Well, once again they underachieve and they're out in the wildcard.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Round ourselves, San Diego.

Speaker 10 (01:18:51):
I'm jeff gal.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Sports, all right, Jeffy Mano.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Got something for Bort, and I got something for Gina.
The thing for Bort. So John Cena is gonna have
his final match in Washington, d C. December thirteenth, Capitol
One Arena. It's a Saturday night's main event. Yeah, and
so the demand for these tickets has been out of control,

(01:19:26):
insane front row seat package. How much is that going for?
You think John Cena's final match? Did you see already?

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
No, but I've seen their ticket prices have skyrocketing lately,
out of control. Front row front row seventy five thousand
dollars seventy five thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Yeah, I thought it was crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
When I read go ahead, I was gonna say forty
five hundred and six thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
But aftermarket twenty five thousand, Yeah, I thought that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
See I was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I was going off of what I saw WrestleMania is
getting for next year, which is about one hundred thousand
dollars just for floor seats. Now, even in the front
here's a.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Guy who's going He says, the rare chance to see
one of the greatest of all time wrestle they're guaranteed
last match. They haven't said, I guess who is an
opponent's gonna be?

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
But woll change because Born and I we went to
WrestleMania and John Cena was there, and he was supposed
to be part of like a main match.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
Then they just threw them on.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
In the beginning, he was the opening match WrestleMania. He
didn't even want to wrestle that much. He's like, put
me on first, I'm done and out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
But yeah, it was like a nothing match. So my
buddy and his son, they always go to these WWE
events and they leave with a chair, right, so like
their ticket comes, whether you get to take home the
chair that you sit in. Yeah, it's like a branded
I don't even know what do those go for.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
I got offers at WrestleMania because I got one of
those chairs that's in the production studio right now. I
got offers from anywhere from two to four hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
That's how much the ticket is. No, that's how much
the chair was to resell. The ticket is like if
you bought those seats, right, Like, how much do you
pay to go to sea WWE where you get to
bring the seat home with you?

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
It's an add off like two fifty I think right,
it's whatever that bottle of that front row is. Those
first four rows are whatever that you pay for that
you get the chair with it. So it could be
anywhere from two to four hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
But that's a special events. That's not like you know,
you're running the mill like show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Yeah, you don't get that at like Monday Night Raw
or Friday Night's backdown now, Okay, Well for Gina, yeah,
and for myself and other fans of Peaky Blind.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
Does, let's talk about it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
I love Peaky blind does. Did you watch Pinky blind
Does yet on Netflix?

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
I did not, But the Pinky blind Does Murphy Peky
fin blind Does. Love that show.

Speaker 13 (01:21:43):
Love that No fighting, no no fighting, no fighting, no
fan fighting.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
This seems like a show you would pre hate because
of the name, all right, totally? Yeah, Well, I mean
it was told to me the dude, you like suns, anarchy, sopranos,
all that stuff, you got to watch this.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
I go, okay, violence, and you know it's called Peaky Blinders.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
I would have never I would never put that on
my on my watch list based on the name. You're right.
I haven't seen one frame of it. Like, what is
it even about. It's like gangsterssters, isn't it old timey?

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
Yeah, the kind of like prohibition eric type.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
That's why I would not.

Speaker 6 (01:22:20):
But I'll tell you what a peaky blinder is, and
this might help you. The peaky is the hat those
little hats they wear, but they used to put razors
in them, so they whip them at people and like
slice their faces, take their eye out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Yeah, so they would blind. They would use the thing
as is that. That's not like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
If the name sounds silly, it's just a little cool.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
It's just like kind of like a little fun factor. Okay, yeah,
it's not. Yeah anyway, So Peaky Blinders. Netflix has announced
that there is a sequel series from the og writer
and creator Stephen Knight. Okay, and they've already gotten a
two season order. Hell yeah, and take place in nineteen
fifty three, and, according to the plotline, after being heavily
bombed in World War Two, Birmingham is holding a better

(01:23:00):
future out of concrete and steel. The race to own
Birmingham's massive reconstruction project becomes a brutal contest of mythical dimensions,
the city of unprecedented opportunity and danger with the Shelly
Shelby family right at it's blood soaked heart. But no
no casting details other than Cillia Murphy will not be

(01:23:22):
part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
I'm out He's the greatest.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Except, like they say it, an off off screen capacity
as an executive producer the show, but no release dead
has been set. But come on, I'm still watching you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
I get it. But how but the fact that this
teeny tiny little guy with a very feminine and weird
looking face can end up being the most badass, like
hot character ever.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
He would be.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Such a great character. But they say that now, but
it's a two season order. Something tells me like he's
gonna end up making like like you weren't quite sure
about ter call Saul if you know they were going
to have Brian Cranston water watch it for how much
they were going to bring some of the other two

(01:24:07):
goes in the other charriacters. But I'm sorry spoiler alert guys.
So I don't know if that actually ended up coming
coming to past or whatever. But something, something tells me
that it might end up being a thing. Eight seven
seven forty four, what about I'm psyched. I can always
use another show. Tulsa King is great. That's the first
episode of that. You'll like that. It's good, right, yeah, yeah,

(01:24:29):
I love in the blinding thing. I don't think the
razor blades is real. But eight seven huh, the razor
blades thing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
I don't think is real.

Speaker 9 (01:24:35):
I'm looking it up now, but they talked about it
in the show, right, that's a still apocryphal, like razor
Blades weren't around back when this gang was.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
Nobody said it was like historically accurate. We're just saying,
like the reason they called the that's also not real,
okay in the show, the reason that they were calling
themselves the Peggy Blinders, Like, I'm not talking about the
historical because, by the way, the Shelby's and that actually
might be worth pointing out that we didn't talk about
because there were there was a Tommy Shelby. There was
a real life you know that this this family did exist.

(01:25:05):
But yeah, like so obviously there's some creative license when
it comes.

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
To they're allowed to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
It's just to fix the BBC slash Netflix, you know
version of he has to be right about something every
hour he has. Well, we can all give them things
if you watch, if you watch the show, that's the
reason they give for why they call themselves the.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:25):
We all had that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Razor Blades were invented in nineteen oh one and started
commercial production in nineteen oh three.

Speaker 9 (01:25:32):
A Picky Blinder's name came out in the eighteen nineties.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
Okay, I thought, yeah, more more shows, next time, show
right backing this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
So we are looking for a contestant here to play
today's dumb ass contest, And today's dumbass contest is the.

Speaker 11 (01:25:56):
Q g U I Q.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
Go ahead, explain the way to the game works, everybody,
please see bat I buy someone who's very super drunk
and ask them just the very super easiest questions so
that the game is then played. Not by answering the
questions the drunk personal answering the questions, you're guessing whether
they get their answer correct or incorrect. And if you
guess correctly twice out of three times yourself, you win.
All right, eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie isn't ever

(01:26:20):
you're calling in to play. We'll say hi to Savannah.
Good morning, Savannah, Hey, good morning. All right, So do
uiq's gotta get two out of three. Now, before we
get to the questions and you try to figure out
this drunk person knows anything. Let's get to know the
drunk person a little bit better. We have this clip
here that we're going to listen to together and try
to get a better idea just how with it or
not with it they are? And who is this? This

(01:26:43):
guy is pretty much obliterated as you're.

Speaker 9 (01:26:46):
About to hear he's a man who can't really do
or say much of anything by it himself.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
But that doesn't matter.

Speaker 9 (01:26:52):
I'm sure there's more times in your life where you've
been that and you've still done the all. Uh, you'll
pull one out of your butt, So don't say no
to everything yet.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
As you talk to Nicholas, what have you been up
to tonight? Hang out? You know the Fellas? So yeah,
you know we're not out.

Speaker 9 (01:27:10):
You know I'm getting in, thriving damn sorry, thriving, striving
to what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
I mean, good love, the absolute Nicholas. Are you a
single man?

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Married?

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
You got a girlfriend? Yeah, it's like my girl. He
lives all right there. So now, Nicholas, you sound like
a lot of fun, am I right?

Speaker 9 (01:27:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
Yeah, wow voice that would be at the gathering whippets
all night. So I just put you down for like
a know, all the way around the world it's called
brain chambers, yeah, brain, well yeah, yeah, information Yeah alright,

(01:27:57):
so Savannah, that is Nicholas.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
I thought, yeah, right, I thought this one might be
kind of fun. Like we can go around the room
like myself, Menace, Greg and Gena and we can all
take a guess at the answer. All right, this this
time around, because we always like to sit here and
goof on Menace or Sam for not knowing things. But
there's a lot of time I'll tell you what. I
don't know what it is, but I'm always wondering, like

(01:28:23):
I wonder if Greg really knows this, or of Gina,
because you know she's smart. Laptops down, everybody, Yeah, laptire.
Do you want to play?

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Sure, you got to close the screen. I have to
Teah lies.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
Yeah, I'm watching Greg. He's pretty shifty.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
Question number one for the d U, I Q to
determine a d U. I what does measuring your B
A C stand for? Okay, and we'll have we'll have
Menace guests first, just because that is the tradition. But
all right, so let's see. Uh no for Nicholas. But

(01:29:01):
I think Greg and Gina. I think I think everybody
but Menace will. I don't think Menace will get it,
but I think everybody else will get it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
I think you're right because I think there's one letter
he's gonna be stumped on.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Okay, all right, what do you yeah, I'm agreeing with
all that. Yeah, do you think that the Nicholas is
gonna get it. I'm just assuming no, Savannah, what do
you think? Absolutely no, absolutely not. Question number one for
the d u i Q to determine a d UI.
What does measuring your B A C stand for? Menace

(01:29:33):
blood alcohol content? Does everybody have the same answer?

Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
That's what I wrote?

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
Okay, so there you go blood alcohol content?

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Now will will Nicholas know it? Savannah says no. If
that is correct, you will be on the board with her.
First point here on the d u i Q.

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
To determine a DUI. What does measuring your B A
C stand for body mass? You say your blood alcohol
content is two point?

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Says one.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
That answer. I love that polling James.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
All right, well, it's good you got a point. Try
to get here on the board. First point here on
the d uy Q.

Speaker 9 (01:30:15):
Question number two, Mike Tyson bit whom on the ear
in a fight in nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
All right, everybody right their answer down there?

Speaker 9 (01:30:24):
Okay, men Menaced went through a very sportsy phase in
his life. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
I could see Metas knowing this one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
It's not about Mark McGuire or brothers from from the
late eighties.

Speaker 7 (01:30:36):
JaMarcus Rosse his threat Ja Marcus Marcus Russell, shout out
to Will Clark.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Shout him out, Bill Clark. He was a pitcher. Will
Clark was a pitcher. Yeah, No, he wasn't. He wasn't
no first baseman. Oh that's a very common name. Maybe
there's a hold on maybe, but he's thinking that because
Will Clark played for the Giants. Yeah, that would be
the only the Bay Area, So that'd be that would
be the Will Clark that he knew. Will Clark was
just on a video and he was like ripping on
the pitch clock and the basses being bigger, and he

(01:31:05):
was pretty funny, like he's he'd be a fun interview. Yeah,
he's just one of those guys who you know, doesn't
care it, doesn't care, but he's really funny in his responses. Yeah,
will the thrill? Will the thrill? Will Clark not seeing
they had a pitch a position player? Now, Yeah, all right.
I think I think Nicholas does not get it. I

(01:31:25):
think Menace does get it. I say Greg doesn't get it, really,
Gina does.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
What do you think?

Speaker 6 (01:31:36):
I thought everyone but Nicholas is gonna get it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Everybody but Nicholas.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
All right, I think Menace will not.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Menace will, Nicholas will not. I have a very specific
reason why I think Menas will get it. Oh really yeah? Okay, yeah,
I don't avan.

Speaker 13 (01:31:53):
What do you think I'm with, Miss Gina.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Everyone will get it, but nil but Nicholas.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:31:59):
Question number two for the d uy Q, Mike Tyson
bit whom on the ear in a fight in nineteen
ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (01:32:05):
If your answers written down, I wrote, what did you say?
Oh a Vanner holy Fieldfield?

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
The only reason I know is because I saw it live.
Oh yeah, because there were gummies, remember little gummy ears?
Really yeah, Mike Tyson released them. But there were weed gummies. Right,
but you can't say they're holy fields? No, no, no,
But I thought like because of that, knowing the story,
I remember watching that live and watching them spit it out.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Question number two. Now, if Nicholas does not get this one, Savannah,
you will be the winner on this round of the
d uy Q.

Speaker 9 (01:32:42):
Mike Tyson bit whom on the ear in a fight
in nineteen ninety seven, So he.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
Bit the hollyfold holy Field? Yeah them brain Chambers, you know, Chambers, Wow,
you know what?

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
Planning he's on.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Yeah, you took him a minute, but he got it.
All right, Savanna, You're still in the game because you
got the first one right. So this is the make
or break question number three. Here, somebody on the text
by saying, I think I'm proud that I did not
know what blood alcohol but what B A C was?

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
You're proud of that?

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Really?

Speaker 6 (01:33:26):
I mean, I'm not a big drinker. I know what
it stands for.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Dope.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Jeez. See question number three for the d U i Q.

Speaker 9 (01:33:34):
Cardio Pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by what three letters?

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
Oh my god? Yes, yes, for everybody but Nicholas. But Nicholas,
I don't know. Sometimes you that was a custom question
based on the person you were talking to.

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
Do I know this?

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
It'll save you? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
All right, So that this is tricky because he came
up with Evander Holyfield.

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
That's pop culture.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
Okay, But I mean that was so long. You did
hear the question right?

Speaker 9 (01:34:03):
Cardio Pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by what three letters?

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Okay? I read the question.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Okay, I think he could manage to get this wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
He's definitely Yeah, I'm saying no, say everyone but Nicholas,
I'm sweeping. Yes, I never did a I'm sweeping. Yes,
all right, everybody says everybody but Nicholas otherwise, Yeah, alright, Savannah,

(01:34:35):
what do you think hard it is? It's too easy.

Speaker 14 (01:34:45):
I'll stick to my guns and just say no, no,
all right.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
Question number three for the d U i Q.

Speaker 9 (01:34:50):
Cardio pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
What three letters? Menace CPR, CPR, no hesitation, seeing booms CPR,
of course, du damn. All right, here we go.

Speaker 9 (01:35:05):
Does Nicholas know cardio pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by what
three letters?

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
T Nicholas, you're let's say, somebody's life.

Speaker 7 (01:35:20):
Not really no, t U S.

Speaker 15 (01:35:27):
Savannah, you are here on this round, t U S. Baby,
all right, all right, welcome, all right, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
So much for listening. To have herself a great weekend
when at the d U i Q to you to
U see you see you're hearing now now all right,

(01:36:02):
welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
Question on the text for sea bass we out here
five four zero, texting over to two to nine eighty
seven lunch suggestion for sea bass or from sea bass,
They said, four, but they're asking for your opinion. Says
I'm in another city for work today and I need
to eat lunch. Should I buy a scrappy sandwich at
a gas station and eat in my car or eat

(01:36:27):
at a restaurant like a person in a society.

Speaker 9 (01:36:30):
I feel like this is also a great question because
of a being alone in a restaurant angle on it.
But I will say my angle, okay, is certainly gas
station because unless you just have a ton of time
to kill and you want to try something new.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
And maybe he's got to otherwise, maybe it's like a
more pressure to hang out with the people that you're
in town for business with.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Estancially, sounds like he's alone.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
That's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
That wouldn't be the option of the gas station sandwich
if he was with Cowork right right, right right.

Speaker 9 (01:36:56):
Also comes to the quality of gas station if you
have a nice play I don't know what your what city, right,
but Bucky's quick trip.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
Anything high end. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Now I'm saying restaurant because you don't even have to
make up the story that you're actually are. You don't
have to go through the whole charade of I've never
been here before, because I'm on business.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
Go to a diner where it just has like a countertop. Yeah,
option at the counter with that argument, is it that
your mind effing yourself or is it for the benefit
of other people knowing that you're there that makes you
feel No, I'm just thinkable eating. Like if you were
to eat by yourself at a restaurant, you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Would half story.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
So I'm saying you could, Let's just say, for the
sake of argument, like today, you could go somewhere by
yourself and you would just have to tell the person
like yeah, you know, like I'm glad you guys are here,
I'm just in town for business. That you would get
here and then at that point, once you've said that
to that one person, and then you would enjoy the
the the experience. Maybe, I mean I enjoy that's a

(01:38:04):
stretch because you know that you're not really there on business.
It's more about what other people think.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
Yes, of course, and this guy is already on a
business trip, so he doesn't have the guilt about lying.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Yeah, Because I always thought it was kind of a
combination of like you would feel bad about you know,
because Greg says sometimes like yeah, because blah blah blah, blah.
It just makes me feel bad about myself. And it's
like something so innocuous. Yeah, but I just feel so
bad about myself. I know it's.

Speaker 6 (01:38:30):
Curious.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
I think it's a it's a depressing sight.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
But he said he would in that situation if he
actually told the person I'm here on business, true or not.
But by telling somebody that, he would then be able
to sit there and enjoy the the experience, enjoy greg
just like slightly.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
If I enjoy it. But I would have to tell
the server, what do you do around here? For fun?

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
I've remember, I don't even know where I'm at.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Where are world jetlag? You know, my business? That's trip.

Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:39:00):
I don't do this for lunch, but for dinner most
of the time, like if i'm taping, you know, for
the show or whatever, I will in the evening. For dinner,
I will door dash ahead for pickup at a restaurant.
Oh that's a good saw a door dash ahead somewhere
that's like local, and oh, I've never been here before.
I probably will ever be here again. I'll try this
whatever it is, and then have that at the hotel.
Now that's not lunch, but that's you know, dinnerway more respectable.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
Yah, if you have a really important question, right, he
can always set us up eight seven, seven forty four,
Like that person did, just text it over to two
to ninety seven. Since we're talking about food. Hell, how
about some what do you show? Food news? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
About that? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
So food news, food news, Menace, I know you're gonna
like this. I think this is something that you're into.
If I remember correctly, October is National Pizza Month, but
Pizza Hut is celebrating by bringing back the Big Dinner Box.
What heck you, dude, I remember the Big Dinner Box? Yeah,
I remember. I get killed one to myself.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
I'm just okay.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
I you know, sometimes sometimes I misremember.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Oh yeah, making sure.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
So the Big Dinner Box includes two medium one topping pizzas,
eight boneless wings, and five breadsticks. And at the starting
price of nineteen ninety nine, that's a great price.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
If that's true, that's a good price.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
That's that's a lot of food.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Yeah, is the one that comes in that like file
cabin type things.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Got drawers Because our friend Tim Conway Junior sounds breakfast
in drawers, kind of making fun of the fact that
I made an animated podcast for him. Oh that's right,
that from the show. Yeah, that's right. You can get
a two liter beverage for just two bucks when you
order online or through the app.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (01:40:41):
I think this might be too different though, because the
pictures I'm seeing are like pizzas in their own boxes.
What that's not the future? That's all we want? Yeah dude.

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
Oh, speaking of Pizza Hut real quick, I was reading
in Bernei that they have Macha pizza from Pizza Hut.
I don't know what is happening, but Macha is like
back big time, like Macha. Yeah, people are going Mascha crazy.
I don't know why, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Don't really know what.

Speaker 7 (01:41:08):
Yeah, Bred thinks it's like a K Pop tie in
somehow powdered back in the forefront.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
Yeah, but it's not like it's like hasn't been here.
But we're going crazy again. We're looking of the Pizza
Hut Triple Threat box, which is full of Yeah, the
threat box. I still want them to bring back the
Bigfoot pizza. Starbucks, they have a new line of protein
packed drinks that feature protein boosted milk and top with

(01:41:38):
sugar free protein cold foam. The options are a sugar free,
Vanilla Protein Macha, and Latte. Both of these drinks come
with their own, uh non sugar free version, but each one,
I guess has between twenty eight and thirty six grams
of proteins. Nice, because everything has to have protein.

Speaker 14 (01:42:00):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
All of them are available now nationwide and will be
available year round, So not even like a limited special thing,
a limited edition things. I like everything sugar free. I'm down.
Are you still into Fireball Menace?

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
Okay, well Fireball they now launched their first ever variation.
Because here's just the cinnamon, the spicy cinnamon. But it's
called Blazon Apple. I see it looks good. The new
flavor combines the cinnamon spice flavor along with the taste
of apple, and it's gonna be sold year round. That's
a comp that's a combination that could work.

Speaker 9 (01:42:34):
It's a combination that works a lot. In very false Crown.
I've been hearing this for the past several years. People
have been going Crown Apple. That's very popular.

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
But also Jack Daniels came out with their own apple
version too, but it wasn't like spicy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
It's available at the retailers nationwide. Do you want to
hear some of the reviews. Yeah, quote it's bomb nice.
Here's here's here's another one quote so freaking good. Oh yeah,
all right, this one said the flavor is very off putting. Okay,

(01:43:11):
here's this one's more more robust. If you enjoy punishing
your taste buds or want to elicit pained expressions on
the face of your friends as they try awful liquors
in the parking lot while tailgating, this may work just
as well as regular fireball. But here's the thing. If

(01:43:31):
you don't like fireball, I understand like why you would
like this because it's it's also the cinnamon fireball flavor,
the apple thing. But yeah, losch Okay, I'll give you
one more good one. Been sober for ten months and
it might not make it to eleven thanks to this.
Hell stop, don't start her. It'll be a twitter.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
Uh, that's a good one. Okay. I feel like for
the past four days, every day there's another article announcing
this Wendy's thing. They're launching something called Tends. So they're
upping their chicken game. It's Chicken Tenders. Yeah. So the
new strips are savory. They're made with seasoned crispy breading
and juicy, all wheat, all all white meat chicken. The

(01:44:15):
best part. They have new dipping sauces, six new dipping sauces.
So you got honey mustard, you got the honey barbecue,
creamy ranch, scorching hot sweet chili, and then you got
the Wendy's. Everybody's got a signature sauce. So you got
the Wendy's signature sauce, which is like a creamy sauce,

(01:44:39):
got a little hint of black pepper, some hot sauce,
and tons of quote savory goodness. Oh yeah, so you could.
You can check out Wendy's for Tendy's.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
So cute.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
I don't know if I would order it just based
on the name, Like, yeah, I'll have the Tendy's Like
sounds like all right? What about no nugs? I mean,
if Dino nugs are there, you're gonna eat them? Right, No,
if they're there, I would orders Why would I order dinahogs?

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
Okay, let's just say they're randomly at your house for
some reason, or you're at a party, you're at a
you know, a gathering, and somebody has a tray of
Dino nugs. You're not gonna have some Dino Nugs just
because they're Dino Nugs.

Speaker 4 (01:45:20):
No, it's it's me sitting at the at the driver going,
uh yeah, I'll have some tends. Don't it sounds good today?
I don't think you know what analogies are. That's not
a similar situation? Why that's not that's not okay?

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
But you're saying, hous it not similar because it's just
called Dino nugs.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
I know because I'm not. I'm not ordering the Dino Nugs.
I wouldn't order that. I wouldn't say okay, yes, sorry,
I'm a grown ass, pushing fifty year old man. I'll
have a Dino Nugs, say some I don't know. But
if they're sitting on that tray, okay, they're sitting on
a tray here in the studio, will I have one?

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Is that your question? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
Okay, all right, here's here's the news. I will eat
the Wendy's Tends. But I'm not gonna I'm not going
to say it out like a dreams scenario.

Speaker 7 (01:46:03):
Right. I become head of marketing for one of these
fast food spots, I bring Dino Dugs to the table, okay,
because I want, you know, this place to make a
billion dollars. You're not going to order a dino nug
in the drive through just because it's named dino nug.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
No, okay, because it's my question.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
I've had.

Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
First of all, I've had a dino nug. They're not great.

Speaker 6 (01:46:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:25):
We used to buy those for the kids just to
get them to eat because they're shaped like dinosaurs. But
it's more like a comedy. It's like they took breading,
wet cardboard and a bunch of other stuff. We kind
of mix it together and then put more breading on
the outside of it and then say, you know what,
these are best served just moist, most lukewarm, And.

Speaker 6 (01:46:45):
If do you have a preferred.

Speaker 4 (01:46:49):
What's the one with the long tailsaur Yeah, I mean
my favorite mcdonald' chicken nug is the one that shaped
like Louisiana like that. That's going because I liked sticking
the Yeah, you gotta get in there and scoop. Yeah,
the scoop the sauce out of the little sauce bucket thing.

Speaker 6 (01:47:07):
You make a good point.

Speaker 4 (01:47:10):
That's a free idea all you restaurants. Yeah, and just
think about like how low the cost will be because
there's barely any actual chicken in there. Saw filler and sawdust.
Welcome back, Greg. How about this house? I keep seeing

(01:47:31):
these things and there's a there's a builder in Texas,
I guess who specializes in building these underground safe room
such fallout bunkers.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Were living it full time type deal.

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
You could if you have to, Yeah, like if there
was like some kind of seer clear.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
Fallout or something, and there weren't. They're impressive.

Speaker 4 (01:47:54):
It was cool. The one I saw was awesome. They
this guy again, some builder in Texas, and this guy
I just got his finished. It was a brand new house.
They built it under you know, under the house, yep.
And it had these crazy looked like bank vault doors
like crank like yeah, so one closes, there's a middle section,
and there's another one where then that closes. And inside

(01:48:16):
there was like a three bedroom bunker. It's got like
a theater.

Speaker 2 (01:48:20):
So that's in addition to a normal house. Yes, it's
up above.

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
I can tell you. I'm obsessed with these full kitchen.
This thing had like some kind of like air system.
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I'm saying, like some crazy
French company that makes these like crazy air systems. So
mister Beast.

Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
He does have a video that he released just recently
where you go from like one hundred thousand dollars bunker
to a billion dollar bunker. So he tours like all
of them, they're crazy. The coolest one I saw though,
somebody put in their driveway and they hit a button
in the driveway lifts and then.

Speaker 4 (01:48:55):
Yeah, cool, that's cool. Well, there's a there's a house
in Vegas. Looks ordinary on the outside, but it's hiding
this like nineteen seventies bunker underneath it. It's listed for
eight point five million gregs. So you know, now the
above groundhouse, it's got a kitchen, dining room, living space,
one primary bedroom, bathroom, that kind of thing. But again,

(01:49:18):
the main attraction on this thing is this bunker that's
twenty six feet below ground.

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:49:24):
You can get there by stairs or elevator. Yeah, that's
another thing I thought would be cool to have in
your house. Elevator, an elevator. I toured that one in
the Misterbeast video.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
I saw a house on the market that had an elevator,
and I tell you, it ruined the house. It looked
it was one of those like cages tubes, like a
glass tube. Oh, it looked like like a bed or
a shower, like an RV shower or something.

Speaker 4 (01:49:48):
Like a human bank tube. Yes, and yeah. See my
mom and my stepdad they live in this like fifty
five plus community. And so one of the options I
guess that people were going for, because you know, the
older but there are two story townhouses that they're living
in in this community. Is this elevator option.

Speaker 6 (01:50:05):
I would absolutely do that.

Speaker 14 (01:50:06):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:50:07):
It's cool because you open the door almost like a
bathroom door, and inside is the elevators, and you close
the doors, it just looks like it looks like a
hallway closet. Yeah, and then so that way you know
when your hip eventually goes back and you're old and
you can get up town. This can be cool to
have an elevator. I don't know how much I'd actually
use it, but one of my we have a peloton.
Whenever you use so I always have an elevator.

Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
One of those movie apartments where the elevator just opens
up and you walk right into your apartment.

Speaker 6 (01:50:31):
I stayed in an apartment like that. It ruled in
the middle of New York. It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:50:35):
So the bunker that this house in Vegas. Four bedrooms,
three bathrooms. It's got this kitchen, a bar, uh like
a wreck room. Yeah, it's like a family room.

Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
I guess use it for whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
It's got an indoor swimming pool Greg inside there. That's
pretty cool. You gotta look at it, though the decor
it looks like a rundown restaurant. I it's a nineteen seventies.
It's a nineteen seventies bunker. So there's a there's a
hall area that acts like an indoor backyard.

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
I was gonna like it look like a yard.

Speaker 4 (01:51:10):
Yeah, it's got like if you sculpted tres got this
programmable fake sky so you feel like you're more above
ground because I guess you're stuck there in a nuclear
fallout like whatever. But goes yeah torture. Yeah, so uh
so pretty cool. They say the entire property is about
fifteen thousand square feet but a total of five bedrooms
six bathrooms across both the homes.

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
But menace, you were so right. It looks like kind
of like a McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
Yeah that's right, but you can update it and everything.

Speaker 7 (01:51:41):
The billion dollar the flip on that cround the billion
dollar one that mister Bees went to still the the
course sucks, Greg, you need to go and help them out.

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
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(01:52:12):
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Speaker 2 (01:53:40):
Yeah. If you ever feel like your job is useless,
remember that there's a guy somewhere in Germany right now
installing turn signals on BMW's.

Speaker 4 (01:53:50):
I haven't thought recently. I was in the restroom and
you know the ass gaskets, Yeah, you know you can
put on the toilet seat. And I saw the name
of the company. I'm like, people work at that company?

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
Yeah, so what do you do?

Speaker 6 (01:54:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:54:03):
Like I'm thinking, like they have like an office job
at whatever it's called. Let's say it's called Gregl's right,
they work with the gregls Company.

Speaker 2 (01:54:10):
What do you do there?

Speaker 8 (01:54:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
We make ask gaskets. Yeah, damn, what is your day entail?
You should have put that on the birthday list. That's
for a tour, you know what I mean? Like, there's
so many random companies that are doing random things that
you would never think of, like, and they're making a
ton of money too. What I say, Just these random
companies out there, and you have some office job at
the random Well, what do you do?

Speaker 12 (01:54:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:54:29):
We make the hand dryers for public restaurant?

Speaker 2 (01:54:32):
Yea, we make lids for cups.

Speaker 4 (01:54:34):
What are those meetings?

Speaker 14 (01:54:35):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:54:36):
What are their lawn chaps that they cater in? What
are those? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:54:38):
Yeah, weird?

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this next part of your Friday. We thank you so
much for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable
time this week. You know we'd love it appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Monday. Management willing have a great weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:55:15):
SMD Doublem Bye, a great Friday, you mother,