FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 6th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question. Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody. Well it's the beginning

(00:49):
of a brand new week. It is Monday morning. I
know we're all very excited. Of course, it's Monday, October
the sixth. It's menaces birthday month. Yeah, birth birthday month
for Menace. Yeah. Well it's uh, it's very early, very
early in the morning on a Monday morning. It's October
the sixth, twenty twenty five, on morning. That is Greg Gory.

(01:09):
Good morning. We got the birthday month boy, Menace right there.
He did a ton of stuff this weekend. I'm just
sure we'll get to in the in the cheers and jeers.
But again, Menace, you got a narrow it down to
one cheer, one jeer. I know it's gonna be very
difficult based on.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
New uh.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Got new rules.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
We got one texter that came in a yeah one,
I mean it's.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
One of the cheer and you get a cheer in jeer. Sorry. Yeah, anyway,
there is a gena grag. We got sea bath like hey,
we got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer.
She had a very fun weekend. I know that. Oh yeah,
doing a power slap, went to a power stuff. One
of the things that Menace did is yeah the whole well,

(01:50):
we don't know. Is it a cheer or was it
a year? I guess want to wait and find out.
We don't know. Von our video producer, he is here.
We got to see I spy with my little eye
there Bort and Menji through the glass there in the
Woody Show production department. But you have the phones open
for you at eight seven seven forty four. What you
can hit us up with a text over to two
to nine eight seven. Yeah, I mean, look, I know

(02:14):
it was a very exciting weekend for medical and the
birthday months just in general is very exciting. Yeah. Sure,
But as has been pointed out a number of times
on the text or now, as we've said a number
of times on the show, it's not like we're exactly
I mean, we're just like your regular people. You know,
we're not living super exciting lives, not at all, you
know what I mean, Like we all have cool jobs, but
I got it. You know, it's people, what do they say,

(02:36):
you know what that person puts on their pants one
leg at a time, one leg at a time too.
It's not the most exciting stuff most In fact, here
I'll give you you want to play a little game, yeah, always, Okay,
So I ask everybody all the time to, you know,
give me three things, you know, give me a list
of three things that if I went to you at
any given moment on the show, like something that you

(02:58):
would come to the table talk about. Yeah, all right,
So I'm gonna throw something out there, and then I
want you guys here in the room to guess who's
exciting fun fact. That is all just to show you, like,
you know, we're not living the most exciting lines. Okay, okay,
let's play, uh the first one. This person got very
excited after setting up some new ring cameras. Oh all right,

(03:25):
given the circumstances, given the circumstances, like circumstances. Okay, there
are two people, that's all right? Two people? Yeah, yeah,
I think it's one.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Okay, I'll go with Gina Gina.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, it would be either or Greg Gina. Yeah, okay,
your guest.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
I'm going with Greg.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Greg Okay, yeah, because Greg would get I think a
good bit of self satisfaction, like setting up something technical difficult. Yeah, yeah,
it wouldn't happen. You guys are all wrong. That one's mine.
Yeah yeah, Why do you have new ones? Because I
got a couple extra ones. I had a couple of
these uh indoor wireless ones that I like, you have
like ten thousand. There's a bunch on the outside, and

(04:06):
then I had like three on the inside. I added
a few more because there was just a couple of
Are you.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Basically watching people poop at this point?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
No? No, no, no, no, no no, they're they're in common areas. Okay,
they're all in the in the common. You know what
I like if I am out of town, I like
being menace ones that drone thing that will do drone
path throughout the throughout the anyway. Yeah, that that was mine.
I figured i'd start self deprecating, will show you that
I'm just as boring as everybody else.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Anything in the news that's drone related is always delayed
by forever. Oh we're gonna have pizza delivered by drone?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah? Please? Who's exciting life detail is this? They said?
I'm sending a table runner back to Amazon because it
was delivered covered in stains, and I have it with
me for proof.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Well, it was a master of Amazon sending a.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Table runner back to Amazon because was delivered covered in stains,
and I have it with me for proof. Who's exciting
life detail is this? I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Sounds greg Ish or Sea bass ish, because yeah, you
wouldn't abide.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
By that, you wouldn't have silverware do I have?

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Do you know what a table runner is?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, that's insanely a non sea bass Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm not seeing your new place. Uh yeah the last
place he did not have a table.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I didn't have a table. I have an ottoman.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
You know, I thought it was really here's something I
thought was like really cool in Sea Baskets place. You
know you can use things for you know, like unintended purpose. Yeah,
he's got like this of those big wheel like, uh yeah,
well I have both things and what you are both correct? Yeah,
it's like a it's like a tool chest. It's a
bad ass tool Yeah. But he used it as an

(05:48):
entertainment center. Hell yeah. So he's got like his TV
on there, but it's got all the drawers and something
you normally, so it's like it's a cool industrial mainly.
Hell yeah, bro, he's got like and it's four hundred
damp pounds. It's super heavy things. I have one in
my garage, but it's for tools. Yeah, it's a good thing.
You don't move them on. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Well, oh, by the way, speaking of which, I know
we're interesting life stories, but I'm I'm going to be
moving again this year.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Why Well, because I am not satisfied with the level
of service you receiving.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
However, you love to move because I would think he's
on the run from something.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Because of an undisclosed and potentially project that I can't
talk about right now, I can't move very far. So
I'm considering just moving to a different building in my
complex that's not as near to all the like the
noisy hoodlums.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Okay, so you're gonna stay in the same area that
is the same management, same everything.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Literally, Like there's just to a different apartment of buildings
in my complex. I would be moving potentially just across
the hallway, all right, because I'm my window overlooks the
main one of the main entrances, and there's all sorts
of hoodlums.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Like I said, after anyone the loud cars and all this.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Other's nick Yes, all right, well it's not super interesting.
It's not that it's not Yeah, it's not uninteresting, but
it is still like, uh, you know, shaking your hand
at the fist of the clouds kind of.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
I would rather move to a location, but I can't
leave by current area for again, for a possible future project.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Undisclosed, possible future project table runner. I'm going Gina, all right,
you think that's Gina? Gina, who's got who's your guest?

Speaker 4 (07:26):
I'm going to Greg, Greg Yeah, maybe a Sammy in there, Greg.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Sammy Sea Bass, go Greg, Regina. Well, I gotta pick one.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
That's the game, okay, Greg? In that case, I Greg it.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Up, Greg it up. This is Gina's interesting story. Okay,
this was.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Said to me covered in schmutz and stains, and just say,
look at this. Hold on, there's like there's this there's
toothpaste stains.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
That is weird. That was brand new and.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
It came out of the bag this way.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Wasn't even in the packaging.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
In the packaging, it's just so this is like a
light brownish gray with gray streak.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
And look, but what what do you need a table
runner for?

Speaker 6 (08:13):
In the first place I want to put on my
dining room table.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I know where it goes. I'm saying, what's the what's
a better answer, I'm saying, what does it serve a purpose?

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Just ties the table together. But my husband's already complaining
that there are way too many seating areas in our house.
There's like five different choices because I want everyone to
be comfortable.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
You know, the three people that live any seating areas.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I mean we have the last to see how it
could be a thing.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
I don't know. I really like it. I'm in this room.
Go sit in this room.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'll give you one more from our list of super exciting.
It's like there's a trend here.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
He's delivering, all right.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Uh. Next up, this person said, are all dentists the same?
Because my current dentist is no longer does no longer
take my current dentist no longer takes our new insurance.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
It's really fascinating.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
Yeah, I've changed dentists three or four times for different reasons.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I mean, there are good dentists and bad dentists, Like
there's good contractors and bad contractors. Dentists they all work
on teeth, but some are statis all right, So who's
super interesting contribution is this way?

Speaker 4 (09:34):
I think it has to do since it has to
do with the impossibilities of our insurance. That's that's a
Greg territory.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It screams Greg, Greg. Well, I mean you complain about
the the insurance. I mean that makes.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
I want to write that down and get it to you. Okay,
I feel like we go ahead.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Who's you got? Who's got your guests?

Speaker 6 (09:55):
I don't think this is you. I'm going I'm sweeping
for Greg this time.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
This one is Greg Gorg.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
I like to use the three things as my questions
for you guys, because I was considering changing dentists, and
I do like my dentists.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
But how often do you go twice a year? Year?

Speaker 5 (10:14):
So are they aren't they all kind of the same?
So cleanings, who really cares?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
If you need actual work, you want to make sure
you go to somebody. I mean the cleanings are cleanings,
just the regular routine stuff is Yeah, like they still
want to find a good dentist because there at some
point you will need some something. Yes, I'll imagine at
some point, you know, you'll have a cavity or you'll
have that or did you ask Greg?

Speaker 7 (10:37):
I'll give you the reasons why I've switched a couple
of dentists now dumped dentists. I should say one his
office stay Core was just way too shabby, Like there.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Was no signs.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
That's the reflection of quality, right, there were signs and
stuff that were up that were like had too many
exclamation points. Another guy, another one because I was trying
a few out. And then another one had male hygienis
so that's a noah. And one who said it wasn't
a fun gay one he just like it was a
brok absolutely, but you like bros not doing that.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I don't know. Everybody has their place, never had all
exactly one was breaks, all right.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
You want one more?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah? One more? All right? Uh? All right? This this
person went to a shoe store and overheard two women
talking about going to Alaska.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
This better be a topic of conversation. I'm not aware of.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Shoes, right, I guess it's menace because the shoes shoes,
all right, menace?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yeah, okay, it has to be. It has to be bad. Okay, fine,
good good one menace yeah yeah, yeah, so old that
because that was just the follow up.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
That was just a follow up, like right after we
did our cruise. That was like literally the day after.
But the story is that because so somebody else went
to Alaska. Besides no, I was saying, like, oh dude,
it was coincidentally we just got back from Alaska.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
These uh, these people.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Were buying shoes so they could go to Alaska during yeah,
far on their trip to Alaska. So then I started
breaking down because they happened to be going on the
same exact cruise.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh my god, and they really did you How excited
did you give call the I gave him on the
crab bucket.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, then, Tracy crab back. I know you're trying to
break down mine, but like you have a cherry pick.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
We just everybody everybody had, except for when you say
we don't live exciting lives or like doing exciting things
like okay, I have the most exciting lives.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
That wasn't what I'm not saying. I don't know what
this is about. Okay, it was boring. Yeah, you know
point Tomorrow's three things went skydiving? Do it? I chopped
my left tesco off. Oh yeah, wait, till about that

(13:10):
chicken breast against the grain guys. Oh yeah, not good,
not good. Do you guys do that? Let me know
yesterday eight seven, he text over to two two nine
eight seven. I want the back ge Monday morning. It's
October the sixth. Today is a National plus size Appreciation Day.

(13:33):
You guys appreciate, Yeah, I feel so much more appreciated. Greg.
Day's National orange wine Day.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
I've had it. It's disgusting a moment. It had a
moment last Thanksgiving. Everybody was bringing it to parties. It
is not good.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
I heard of it. Yeah, kind of sounds good.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
It does, but I don't recommend it.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I'll tell you. Is a National Noodle Day, Yeah, yeah,
I love noodles. Get in my mouth, right, noodle? Yeah.
Today is National Coaches Day, World Cerebral Palsy Day. Okay.
It's a National Transfer money to your Daughter Day, all right,
I wonder I wonder what daughter came up with them? Yeah? Really?

(14:13):
And National Badger Day is today. It's a zero inbox day.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
That'll never dream.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Everybody open their their personal email and tell me, not
not the work email, and just tell me how many
unread messages you have in there? Yeah? I have one
thousand and sixty three. Serious, my unread work email one
thousand nine.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Unread zero zero unread, and then personal zero unread on
work and then on personal three.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, because I'll I'll read them. Not that I've not
read these, I'll read them. I'll mark them as unread
and then i'll flag them. That's like as a follow up, Like,
those are the ones I need to follow up. You
know what I've meant to do for years. In fact,
I think i'll do it today. This is also very
very exciting. I'm going to start for the what I've
been wanting to do a follow up folder. I can

(15:11):
just throw it into a follow up folder. I'll check
the follow up folder at the end of the day
to make sure I followed up. God, all right, let's
see how that goes you zero. I can imagine Geena
pribably has tens of thousands.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Well, for work, I only have ten unread.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay, whatever, your personal one.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Personal ten fourteen.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Ten thousand.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
I've had this address like twenty years.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Okay, so I mean I've had my personal emails.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
If you'll just don't make the cut, though, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Ten thousand.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
You will make the cut, okay, do you care?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Semester You're like a like a zero and zero zero.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Yeah, finally have fifty visible emails in my personal Oh wow,
those are just ones that I have a lot of
stuff I might get to someday, but they're all opened.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, we got the birthdays. We got the porno birthday
coming up for you here in just a few minutes, medicina.
Tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Well, sorry you do this to you guys, but we
thought it was all over. You know, Taylor Swift, she
was getting married. And then I know what you did
all weekend long? You started streaming the new album.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, you know what I wanted to do. I meant
to do it. I just ran out of time because
I was so busy with all this other really exciting stuff.
I uh know what I did is I just watched
all the reaction video. Everybody seems to be going out
of their way to create content about the new Taylor
Swift album, which you gotta figure out. Okay, so I'm
not hitting on Taylor for this, but I mean, how

(16:38):
brilliant You've built something to the point where other people
are creating content on their own for you, advertising, not
as a part of any kind of like contest or
anything like that, all promoting the fact that, hey, reminding
everybody you got this new album. It's all over, it's everywhere,
and not just like doing a video. Oh my god,
you guys know she's got a new album. I mean

(16:59):
like thought out.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
I saw videos that, Yeah, they brought professional cameras, record
themselves picking up the vinyl record for the new album. Now,
the only reason I'm bringing it up is because all
the previous albums are pretty much about ex boyfriends. But
she's getting married. So what's the new angle on the
new album? A new angle is talking smack about other chicks,

(17:23):
apparently now dis records allegedly now the allegedly the first
one that started getting a lot of attention was one
song talking about how she was called a boring barbie
while somebody was doing cocaine. So all the investigators are
saying this might be talking about the singer Charlie XCX,

(17:46):
and Charlie XCX and her used to tour together, so
that's trauma. Also another song that might be about Blake Lively,
you know, because ex friend, ex friend. So we'll find out, guys,
find out allegedly, I know, be get all the Tea
open any website again, I can't.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I can't. I want to hate on her so bad,
you know, but I just don't, you know, for other
reasons like the always being a victim thing and like
that that type of thing, but like just in general,
I mean, she's she fine made. People are dumb.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
We hate you with the fans all right. Now here's
something I have to acknowledge because I've been tagged in
it a thousand times for multiple days.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Now.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Yes, Lloyd Laughlin is getting a divorce. If you don't
know who she is. On full House, a lot of
people reaching out to me said, hey.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
Yeah, now's girls available because she's too hot for what
too hot for prison, and it's talked about really getting
a boner for a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
That's why I always study.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
You're saying that I was getting a boned for her.
I said, she was just too hot to go to jail.
And now, if you don't know, she went to jail
because her and her husband paid somebody to help get
her dog her into college five hundred thousand dollars by
the way, and I got caught up in this whole
college scandal thing. But now after twenty eight years she's
getting a divorce.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
And wasn't isn't he Massimo of like the Massimo line
at Target?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, yeah, the diner guy, Yeah, the clothing line. Yeah correct,
she's cashing out her pensions.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Oh yeah, maybe. All right.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Now here's another thing that you won't care about. But
I just I'm going to bring it up. Just hear
me out because I bring it up for a reason.
Real Housewives Miami, right, they just had a reunion, and
a reunion shocker.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Was one of the women. One of the women.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Claims that she slept with another woman on the cast.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Nice, yes, but that one watched. It's denying it.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
But the chick says it all went down to the
Hamptons guys and the lady that's denying it. She says,
I never scissored with anybody, and I never just played
the harmonica.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, and I.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Would never uh and I would never go for your
dirty W.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Now, now I don't know what the W is because
the quote will I would never go for you.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
So that's why I want to ask you what is
the W. Maybe that's the shape of the legs. I
would never go for your dirty because they crossed out
the rest.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
So I would never go for your dirty, don't it.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Saying you yeah, and again like what he was saying,
saying you haven't scissored. It isn't really much of anything because.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Real lesbians, I mean some of them, do you see it?
Born they bump donuts, but like I don't would be arousing, but.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
Yeah, donuts, I've never but now hearing it put like
bump donuts, I'm very interesting.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Fuzz bumping bumping donuts.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
I guess I could see how it could work. Not
for very long. Bruise yourself.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Let the internet investigate that one, or just actually watch
the reunion and find out what she's doing that. All right,
here's another thing for Wood. You did you know what
he last week Gray's Anatomy they celebrated there four hundredth
and figure the episode.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
You were like fifteen years too late on the Gray's
Anatomy obsession. I haven't watched it in over a decade. Yeah,
I can't believe it's still all thought you would like
at least that fun fact one hundred and fifty episodes. Yeah,
I know a ton I mean, dude, that's way more
Shanda rhymes, right, you think she she created that? And

(21:29):
then at one point man, she had a ton of
shows on. I wonder what her networth is. Look up
Shonda Rhymes net worth. Okay, it's going to billion dollars
because she's like the female version now of like how
Taylor Sheridan like almost it seems like every show goes
back to Taylor Sheridan some way because he rules. Yeah,
like a quarter of a billion two fifty?

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Is that all?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Okay? I would expect more. I would expect more. Yeah, bro, bitch,
what a failure.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
I just saw you would like that fun fact. I'm
not saying that you currently watch it, but four hundred
and fifty episodes and I used to do and then
I I used to love that show. Yeah, and then
pretty I've.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Got a lot of it.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
And what ruins it for me is the music. It's
too lighthearted. They'll be doing this like her the dad
is in the hospital bed dying and in the background.

Speaker 6 (22:20):
Have you never seen one frame that so dumb?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
That usually means he's gonna live? O? Ye, all right,
time down for your birthdays.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
Showy shiver, We're gonna sit.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
She was like, it's shivery, and you know we don't
do and uh, let's talk about the celebrity birthdays, Elizabeth
A Shoe Leaving in Las Vegas, The Boys Adventures and
Babysit Adventures in Babysit. She's sixty two years old today.
Former NFL coach to Beer Broll winning coach analyst now
on Sunday Night Football. Tony Dungee He is seventy une.

(23:00):
Jeremy Sisto, actor from Law and Order and Six Feet
Under is fifty one. Bret Gelman from Stranger Things and
Fleabag is forty nine. Lebron James's son, Bronnie James is
twenty one today. Bir and dude speaking of somebody who
have much have much money. He's got thirty nine point
nine million subscribers on YouTube and he's been a YouTube

(23:24):
sensation ever since he was really really little. That's the
Ryans kid.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Oh yeah, he's the w of the worst.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
That a kid.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
No, he's not just a gid. Have you've seen it?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I'm saying, but he's a kid like you can't blame him.
He's been doing this.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
Family of family is the worst.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh and then is it has heard about him because
he didn't like a target gave him like his own section.

Speaker 8 (23:48):
Kid.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
I don't get it. He doesn't have star quality and
his parents way well appairly.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
He does thirty nine point nine million subscribers on YouTube,
like what.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
He was forced to watch so much more?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Would that be worth menace? Like if you have third
nine point nine million subscribers.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
I mean views are technically what you want to be. Look, Yeah,
so he's what do you think he's pulling like high
six figures a month? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Probably, Yeah, he's probably in the just off view it's
not even like brand deals. Yeah. Yeah, is his name
Ryan Kaji? Probably? Is that him?

Speaker 6 (24:19):
That's him?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
What do you think? One hundred million networth? One hundred
million dollars? Dude, Shonda, Ryan's created grays anato of me
and like all these other shows she had to wear
and he's half of that already. Yeah, that's crazy anyway,
that's uh. That kid now is thirteen years old to
your porn of birthday Today is Jinx maze Antay's birthday.

Speaker 8 (24:38):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
She's been poked more than a diabetics finger in five
hundred and ninety five films, including All Holes Are a Go. Hey.
She was in Put Your Junk in My Trunk Volume one.
She was in I can't believe I knocked up two
sluts Volume.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
One, must be one of the sluts.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Also anal acrobats volume nine. She was in Office Perverts
volume six and who can forget her? Unforgetable? And holy
ish is that your fist? What are you putting in there?

Speaker 6 (25:08):
I didn't realize it till just now.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
That is a Jinx Mace who's thirty five years old
today and at Chiporno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
is a Monday morning, look at what's happening around the
world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. We're gonna
take a quick break. We got some more Woodies show
for you. Next, hang on the show. Well, let's say
a new week Monday morning. Getting motivated always rough. Yep,

(25:34):
it's tough. Yeah, I mean, do you have like my
thing is, alarm goes off, My feet have to hit
the floor immediately. That's that's the key. Once I stand,
I'm good, Yeah, I got I got good. Once I stand,
Oh no, dude, I got it, like on your feet
and then uh, and then I'm good.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
But does the devil on your shoulder ever say just
give it another minute?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Of course, that's that you do it I'm saying that
would be the snooze never once. I will every once
in a while, but yeah, feet got to hit the
floor and then and then I'm up, and then I'm up.
It used to be shower to get up. Now it's
just feet hit the floor. Yeah. People are talking about

(26:17):
these new alarm clocks that Holiday Inn keeps talking about
where it's like a scent based alarm clock. That because
I've heard about the ones that like my my aunt
was for years talking about these ones that natural. It
almost creates like a like a like a fake sunrise
and I was supposed to wake your body up naturally. Well,

(26:41):
I mean that's the idea, so you're not just getting
like kind of a break like jolted out of bed.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Well, if it's Holiday and Express, it might be the
scent of a man s a one.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Make up. Yeah, So if you uh hit up a
holiday Inn or a Holiday and Express, Yeah, like a
lot of them now they're installing them in the in
the hotels as we speak. But it's a it's a
scent based alarm clock that releases a breakfast related smell bacon, coffee,
blueberry muffins.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
How fun would you be if you woke up. Nothing here, Yeah,
go downstairs.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Weak. Yeah. So uh they started with rolling these things
out in Australia and then over to New zeal Pie
and then uh they're doing some other countries and uh,
you know, rolling them more out, like as the month
of October goes on, just to see how it works. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:32):
Unfortunately, hotel alarm clocks are the first thing that gets
unplugged when I'm in most places because I need a
spot for my laptop and you're not using that you
put you put the laptop next to your bed or
well the plug is yeah, though not of it. Actually,
the laptop, assume there's no chicks around, is on the
bed because it's a king sized bed. I don't need
the whole thing, so I'll toss it off on the I'm.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Thinking, like a use a little desk, Harry. I always
take the pen. Yeah, the pen always comes with me.
Oh yeah, I like to take it because clutter, you
wouldn't want. Because my wife always like loses the pens
that I want. So I keep the pens that I
like in one area and then I put like a
drawer where there's a bunch of other random pins that
she can use because like sho'll grab stuff. She never
puts things back in the same place, you know what

(28:13):
I mean? And so yeah, yeah one touch maker Holiday
eight seven seven forty four Wooding text over to two
two nine eight seven. I'd like to get like I
told you, like the smell of coffee that I can't
stand the taste of coffee, but just the smell of coffee,
that would be awesome. That would be the best one.

(28:34):
I would love that smelling. We can have a coffee
pot in here, like brewing hot coffee. If you guys
drink coffee, would save you from going down the break room.
I would just smell it. It would be a benefit
to all of Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a
quick break. More Woody Show. Next, hang on, sit tight
the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
This it's The Woody Show, and it's another new.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Hour insensitivity training for politically correct world. It's Monday morning.
It's the brand new week. It's got that new week smell.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Yeah crash.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
October the sixth, twenty twenty fun, men's his birthday month.
Yeah yeah, fun. We'll get to some of that here
in a second. I'd just like to introduce everybody. I'm
Woody that's Greg Gory. Good morning. We got Gina grand
good morning, we got Sea Mass, we got Sammy Morgan
is here. Yeah, hold on, there we go. Thanks good Morgain,

(29:29):
good Morgan. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
you can set it's a text over to two to
nine eight seven. I don't know if he checked anything
off his wish list, the Menace Birthday month wish list
over the weekend, but he certainly was busy weekend cheers
and jeers minutes.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
We'll start with you a lot of fun jeers is
uh started off the weekend, went to power Slop with Morgan.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
But that's a jeer. Oh cheers. I thought I was
gonna build my jeer. Was like I had to hang
out with Morgan. No, sure, got to hang with Morgan.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
And uh, there's a power slapper the power slop event
that we went to. There's a slapper that we get behind.
His name is Isaiah and he won, so we were
so excited. Yea, it was cool to see him. And
then uh, like he went and hung out with us
like right after and everyone was like, you know this guy,
you know in.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Front of all these people. So that was cool.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
And then The next day, I went to a Joe
Coy show and we did a listener me and greet
and that was that was great, just to hang with
listeners for like an hour and a half after the show.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, so we hit up Vegas for Power Slap, Pittsburgh
for the Joe Coy show. Yeah, PPG was just everywhere.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah, and then, uh, last night did a listener thing
with Blink one A two, So that was super fun.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I saw Joe had posted a video when you got
to town and what'd you meet him at the mall?
Looks like you were at a mall.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
We went to this Uh no, we went to the
shoe store called Social Track. Yeah, in downtown Pittsburgh called
Social Status. It's like this, like I don't know, like
urban street wear, like the collectible kind of shoes.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah. Yeah, it's super fun. What is it with comedians
and shoes? Interesting, Like sneakers, the sneaker game and the
comedy world are very connected, very yeah, Like all the
comedians are always like at the like you know, shoe store,
burning money.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
I have a weird theory. Maybe it's because a dude
comic wears kind of basic stuff on stage. Shoes are
the only thing that really stand out. Yeah, so maybe
that's why.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Stage the shoes are kind of eye level of the audience.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
I forgot what comic, but he has like in his
writer that wherever he goes that they have to have
a new pair of Air Force ones for him.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Kevin Hart, I don't know I heard that.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, yeah, a lot. Like what's the I'm sorry, I
question back to power Slop real quick. This guy that
you like won What is the prize for that? Do
you do? You know? Is it publicized? Is it like
stupid money? They always say like whatever, the prize is.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Right, yell for someone like him. He won the belt,
so he did get a performance bonus. He got like
ten thousand crypto and then he also gets paid on
top of that.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Pay him and crypto.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
No, no, they paid him real money.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, pay on real money.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
But he got a bonus for his I.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Think like online a couple of years ago when they
were starting, they were getting thirty thousands, so it's probably
higher than that. Okay, then it's sponsored by a crypto things,
so they get an extra ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
Yeah, so he got paid.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
I'll get knocked out for that.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Almost not enough, really, yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Get knocked out for thirty but Morgan, you're there.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
It's so quick and so fast.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
So if you get slapped for like thirty seconds, Greg
and I paid, let's.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Say for an hour of work.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, problem. Let's say you give fifty thousand.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Dollars and you probably won't remember it anyway.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
You get out.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I don't think fifty.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
But Morgan, you can say, like this power slap stuff
is like the funnest. It's just a huge party and
then in the middle is people slaping each other.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
And it's super fun to watch. But being there, man,
the energy is crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
So a lot of good stuff like that. What's the jeer?
My gear is?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
So when I was at PPG and I was with
Joe this a rep from the Penguins came by and said, hey,
do you guys want any gear? And then Joe knows
you're a fan, so he got you some gear as well.
There was some misunderstanding on the bus afterwards that I
forgot your gear, but it's on it's on the way,
it's being mailed.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
That was very nice.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I'll be felt bad because by the time I got
back to my hotel, I was like, oh, I forgot
what he stuff on the bus side.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I thought you were going to say you got size
small or something.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Well, I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
EVE been thinking, yeah, but you got some good stuff
from the pens on the way.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah. Well, I'm imagining your cheer also, probably along the
lines of power slap and that whole experience.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Now, I stayed in the area for UFC the next day,
and my cheer. Man, I'm gonna get all hot and
bothered just talking about it. Alex Perreira he is my
favorite UFC fighter of all time, but he's also the
hottest man in the world. Six for two hundred and
five pounds. The belt is back with him. He won,
so oh man, okay.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I have no words, but she's just interested what's below
the belt. He won the belt, but she just wants
to below the belt.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
My heart's racing just thinking about him.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
I'm just wow. He looks like he would be the
hottest guy in any prison.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
He's the hottest man in the world.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
We've been around him a bunch of times, but have
you ever actually spoken to him?

Speaker 8 (34:22):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
What do you think, Greg, I took a look. I
see what she sees in him. Yeah, he's like you
giving him. Oh, it's your thing. But Greg, what are
you giving him? Now that I'm seeing his face more clearly?
What about four? What about the nerves? She just said hottest?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Over hyping him for sure?

Speaker 6 (34:47):
No, no, no, no no, it's it's an absolute ten
for Morgan. I see how Morgan would be attracted guy,
Like we see how Sammy loves Glenn Powell. I see
how you love Alex.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
He's tall, he's violent, he's yeah, he barely I love
violent guy. I love it took him eighty seconds to
knock the guy out.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
What about that other guy bo he's.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
A fighting nerd.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yes, another one of my favorite really st guard. Yeah
with the glasses.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, I think that Greg would like that guy.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Look up, c I a O Fighting nerds.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
C I A O Fighting fighting nerds.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah, gotch And he also is like six four six
five like Bill this big.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
That's not him. That's not the guy we're talking about.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Okay, that is Kyle.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
One.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
So anyways, Wow, shot out Alex Barro. Yeah, I love you, baby,
and you want me money?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Four?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
You bet I share?

Speaker 6 (35:42):
He bet on your man's cheer.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Cheer And then my jeers is to the waitress that
I had Saturday night at dinner. I was at a
really nice restaurant with my two friends. Right, it's a
great time. She was a lovely lady. However, she I
DD my two friends and she didn't I D me,
And like, I thought about.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
A weekend and ladies for your mom? What will she have?

Speaker 10 (36:06):
Right?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Basically, and my friends you saw a menace, like they
don't look older than me.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
So here, Like I think a lot of people when
they say, like, oh I was so bummed out of
and get carted, I don't believe. I think it's just
one of those things that people just kind of say
it's supposed to be, like, oh, you know my in laws, Like,
it's just something people say. But with Morgan, I think
that really bothered her. Well, I'm at the age I
truly bothered. You said your friends don't look older than you,
they don't look younger. I met, okay, yeah, but would

(36:30):
that bother you if you were the only one not
to get carted? Maybe as a as a woman, you're.

Speaker 6 (36:35):
All like thirty one ish, Like if you're if you're
the only one at the table who doesn't get carted, just.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Do it to make me feel better, Like I don't
know why she had to not anyways single out.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I believe that bothered you. Now, how long have you
been carrying that? For two?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I had dreamed about it last night. Yeah, more wrinkles
on my face this morning.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Weekend Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
Sammy cheers is seeing so many friends from high school.
There was probably eight of us at my friend's wedding,
my friend from high school who got married, and it
was so much fun. It's so crazy, I think now
at this age because to have a wedding, like there
was a lot of weddings in your eud Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Oh okay, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 11 (37:17):
There's a lot of weddings in like your early twenties
and you're not that far out of high school, so you.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Go to the weddings.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
And but now we're at the point where we're like,
we've been friends for twenty five years. Oh I know,
and we're sitting here at this wedding and it was
it was just so great.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Like I think this is the I don't want to
say the first wedding.

Speaker 11 (37:35):
Obviously, everybody's in love at weddings, right, like the bride
in the groom, but they it would be nice, right,
but they are so in love with each other that
it was just like beautiful.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
The way was right, it was awesome.

Speaker 8 (37:47):
I loved it, and.

Speaker 11 (37:48):
The venue was beautiful. The bride's dad decided to build a.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
Venue for the wedding.

Speaker 11 (37:55):
See has two other daughters who will probably need to
get married at some point.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
It was on a lake. It was brand new. They
built the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
It was incredible.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
That's there. Yeah, I'm build it.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
Yeah, my dad did that. Don't dads do that?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
You just build you Yeah, I'm not sure, build it?

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Wow? And did steamboat Willie go with you? He did?
Did everyone meet him?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Ye?

Speaker 6 (38:18):
And they liked him?

Speaker 8 (38:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Did you were nice him?

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I was nice to him?

Speaker 8 (38:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Did you have to remind yourself to be nice to him? No?

Speaker 6 (38:24):
You write it on your hand to you.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I in public?

Speaker 8 (38:28):
Well?

Speaker 11 (38:29):
I did until it was funny because when we were
walking up to the rehearsal dinner, he went to go
hold my hand. But my friend was getting married. His parents,
who again I've known forever. We went to their house
every day at lunch and high school and everything. They're
they're greeting people, and so I had all I was like, no, like,
his parents are right there. You can't hold my hand
in front of his parents. It's like a weird why Well,

(38:51):
because I was like that in high school. Like it's
a weird like high school thing where you don't like
want to I know. But yeah, it's like getting in
trouble things right there. I know that was I got
better after that, but that was the first set.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
That's the behavior of a secret game. That's so very
oh god, I photos very strange.

Speaker 11 (39:20):
Well, I know, I think everyone's watching me, and I
know that nobody cares, but I have this weird idea
that like people are watching me and care for some reason,
and my jeers is to.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I guess I'll say hitting something with my car, but
I'll argue.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
That it hit me.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
It was on the freeway in the dark and something
came out.

Speaker 8 (39:40):
I don't know what it was.

Speaker 11 (39:41):
I still never saw what it was, but it hit
my bumper. It scraped it all up, part of the bumper,
kind of.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Like something was in the road. You hit it, you want.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Bounce off other.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
Cars that hit it too.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
It wasn't just me.

Speaker 11 (39:55):
It was like it bounced back because nobody's slid down
for it.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
For him. You made female drivers right now.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
There's things in the road, Morgan, thank you.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
An quished into a car.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Like scrape damage, like you got to bring it somewhere
or just kind of kind of one of those who'm
just kind of ignored for a while.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
But it is scraped.

Speaker 11 (40:13):
There is a piece on the front bumper that kind
of popped out. That has happened before, So I already
know I can buy that online.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
You can pop it back in.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
You would just get rid of the car immediately.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
You wouldave it on the side of the road, walk
to where.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Right, you get it repainted, and if you're not happy
with that, then you get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
That's exactly what Greg did. Shock the car got repaired.
He got a small scrape on the bumper. You got
it fixed up, and you couldn't even tell. Like I
looked at it and I can't even tell where it was. No,
it was right here, right, And he's showing me, and
I did gray, I can't even see it anyway. He's
like yeah, And then next thing I know, he had
traded the car in and got another car because he
knew where it used to be.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
I have a question. A lot of times you'll be
like sorry, I'm normal for doing the most outlandish thing.
Do you think that's normal?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Probably not, But to be fair, that's not normal. It
was a shade of white. Again, I got rid of
a truck one time because it was dirty, dirty, and
I was just brought it to the car wash. Yeah,
and said he brought it to the dealership. Now this
this trading that got a new car.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
This is a shade of white. They couldn't quite match.
So to me, it had a yellow hint to it.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
So it was like eggshell and that bone.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
No exactly, you couldn't tell. I saw it, and I would.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
I feel like I would know.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
You would know, Yeah, but I couldn't even I couldn't
even tell. But he knew. That's how that mattered his car.
Guess coming new car center. You know who does stuff
like that?

Speaker 4 (41:33):
People on that the fact that the word morons is
pretty good.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Right to Gina grad who standing by with this morning's
trending news headlines.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Well, former NFL QB Mark Sanchez was stabbed in downtown Indianapolis.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
That crazy story of the weeknd more.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Insane after he attacked a sixty nine year old truck driver.
So Sanchez, you know the Bucks sports analysts now.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Former quarterback right inventor of the butt fumble and.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
Pretty cute, I must say. Apparently was mad at the
driver because he had double parks, so he climbed into
the truck cab, attacked the driver, got pepper sprayed, kept attacking,
and then got stabbed by the driver. Sanchez was taking
the hospital, got surgery for his stab wounds, and then
was arrested.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Did you see the guy that he attacked, the sixty
nine year old? I just know he's sixty nine. Dumb
ass Tyler, find the picture on your phone bringing it
in show everybody, Like, dude, this guy got messed up,
like Sanchez kicked this guy's ass.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
I never no wonder he got stabbed. Reporting I didn't
see what the driver looked like.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Oh dude, yeah, because Sanchez. The report started with Mark
Sanchez in the hospital after getting stabbed. Yeah exactly. Oh no,
oh what happened? Next thing? You know, Mark Sanchez arrested.
He was the aggressor, like what, oh, here comes dumb
ass time taking his time. He was looking for the photo.
As he's looking for the photo, as he's, uh, what
do we got, he's ambling, do I got? Go ahead?

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Okay, well let's see here. Yeah, he was charged with
let's see injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, and
public intoxication. But the arrest is quote merely an accusation
and Sanchez should be considered innocent until proven guilty.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
That's a bumble.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Careers geezum, and then the TV careers Now toast.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Remember any of it?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Look at this dude. Oh my god, he messed this.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Dude attacked by a doll. Yeah wow, he says he
doesn't remember it. He's out of jail now. He posted
bail was like three hundred bucks and the hearing is
scheduled for tomorrow. But yeah, that that truck driver doesn't
look good all right? Well, the Sunday night football game
ended with the Patriots beating the Bills in Buffalo. Wide

(43:46):
receiver Stefan Diggs got his revenge with a great game.
It's Buffalo's first loss of the season. With both the
Bills and the Eagles losing, there are no more undefeated
teams left. The Eagles lost to Denver yesterday than elsewhere
in league. Titans got their first win of the season,
so now it's just the Jets who are all alone
as the team without a single win. They Cowboys the

(44:09):
Rams lost, the Chargers charged, the Ravens got crushed, which
you enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
In fact, his Steelers had a pretty decent by week.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Not even play and they still won. Yeah, Steelers had
to buy this week, and everybody else in the AFC
North everybody else lost. So Ravens lost, Cincinnati lost, Cleveland lost,
So it's pretty great. Everybody else in the division has
a losing record. Steelers are sitting at the number one
of three and one. Now do you believe Aaron Rodgers
with the Jets drama? That it might have been? Also

(44:41):
the Jets, I mean, the Jets are a cursed franchise. Yeah,
it's like that one spot. Everybody's got that spot in
your yard. No matter what you do, he won't nothing rose.
You can put a rock garden there and the rocks
will just sinking in the dirt and will still be
just dirt. They all are somehow sunk to the middle
of the planet. You can't get that to work.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
I wonder though, because you know that internet guy Gary Vee, right,
his dream is to buy the Jets, right, But as
a fan, you want the Jets to do well, but
his dream is to buy them. So you would want
them not to do well because then they would be
more affordable.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Right, So it's a double He says it as like
that's his kind of big overarching goal, knowing that the
chances of him actually doing that are pretty slim to none. Yeah,
it just it's just out there. He throws it out there.
If it manifested, manifested the vision board. Yeah, I don't
think he's going to consider his life of failure if
he doesn't do it, doesn't achieve that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Well, the rest of the AFC North Baltimore, Cincinnati, Cleveland,
like you said, all lost. Week five wraps up tonight
with the Chiefs in Jacksonville on Monday Night football. And
the sentencing for Diddy went down Friday, and the judge
gave him Yeah, well it might be good news. Gave
him a little over four years in prison, way less
than the eleven years that the prosecutors wanted. The sentence

(45:55):
also includes time served, meaning Diddy would only have to
spend about three years in prison, and the judge also
imposed a half million dollar fine and five years of
supervised release when he gets out. Now, both sides are
pissed because the prosecutors think the sentence is too lenient,
and the defense team says it's too harsh. They think
that between the year in prison, his damaged reputation, the

(46:16):
professional harm, the civil lawsuits, that Diddy has been punished
enough and should be free, and of course they're gonna appeal,
so don't worry. Yeah, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
I've been saying this from the beginning. The second thing
is out of jail, he's gonna go do shows. And
it was already proven that. That's why he kind of
got the four years as well, because he already had
events set up for the second that he got out
in Miami, so he doesn't want to miss those, and
then the judge found out about that. So it's just like,
you're not really sorry about any of this stuff. No,
you're already setting up, you know, things to do.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
And we were talking about how quickly time passes, and
somebody said, dude, COVID was five years ago. It's five years.
I mean, it doesn't feel like it was yesterday, but
five years recent.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Maybe year now.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
It feels more recent than five years.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
Yeah, And did you guys see the court sketch with
Diddy like on the floor, like watching his chair. It
was pretty great.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Assume the position you're gonna need that, yeah, on that chair.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Well, two kids were killed and two more were injured
in this bizarre shooting at a Texas truck stop. Cops
say that the mother of the kids was in the
car with them and for some reason just started shooting them.
The cops were called and were thankfully able to save
two of the kids after flying them to a nearby hospital.
Mom arrested, charged with two counts of murder, two counts
of aggravated assault with the deadly weapon, and this is

(47:36):
still very much an ongoing investigation. The MLB Division series
kicked off this weekend. The Dodgers are up one game
to nothing in their series with Philadelphia. Game two tonight.
The Burers beat the Cubs in game one, Game two tonight.
In the American League, the Blue Jays are crushing the Yankees.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Oh my god, that's not even that's not even a
fair fight. There should be a mercy rule on that.
Yesterday thirteen or something like that. Yeah, the first game
they lost by like ten runs.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Yeah, yep. Game three in New York tomorrow. Then in
Seattle the Tigers stole a game one victory and extra
innings but the Mariners bounced back to Game two and
even the series at one to one, and the box
office kind of a flop this weekend, that is, if
you're not counting. Taylor Swift her new album release late
last week, and part of the release was a three

(48:24):
day theatrical release that included a new music video, behind
the scenes footage of the video never before seen personal
reflections of her songs.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
You guys all went right, obviously.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
The release did so well. It came in at number one.
Now if you want to stick with actual movies, The
Leo DiCaprio One Battle after Another. That's in first again,
followed by The Rocks The Smashing Machine. I'm sure you
guys are super into that number two. Gabby's Dollhouse the
Movie came in number three, The Conjuring Last Rites fourth,
and Demon Slayer Infinity Castle rounded out the top five,

(48:55):
and things will pick back up next weekend with the
release of both Disney's tron Aries and Channing Tatum's roof Man,
which both came out Friday, and get Ready Costco members
because they are getting into the weight loss game by
bringing in the big drugs. They're about to partner with
Novo Nordisk and will offer discounted prices of o Zepic
and we go v for members.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
You can get a forty pack of shots.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Yeah serious, You just get a palette jack and they
beat it back to your car.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
I'm team zet Bound. I saw that news and then
but I saw like, oh, it's not zet bound.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
So well, that means Costco members can buy the four
weeks supply for four ninety nine, which is about half
of the normal retail price. And that is about the
going rate for a lot of companies because.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Like the zet Bound like a little under five hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
Yeah, everything's around for the month.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, wait, I can just go in there and buy it.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
No, no, no offer available to customers with a valid
prescription and not covered by insurance. On top of that,
but if you have the Costco Visa Morgan, you could
get a bigger discount charging for yeah, which I said,
it's a lot like the other companies right now.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
So what is it without the insurance?

Speaker 6 (50:02):
It's it can be anywhere from eight hundred to twelve hundred.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Really yeah, yeah five hundred sounds outrageous.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
Yeah, you think like, oh, like one twenty a week
for that kind of white.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
My argument though, with the whole thing that it costs
five hundred dollars is like you're eating way less. So
think about how much you're spending on food each month.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
So you're actually balancing. Yeah, you're actually balancing.

Speaker 11 (50:26):
McDonald sends notes like, and you can cancel your gym
membership because who needs what's what's it?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
What's it worth to you? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (50:33):
True, it's worth five hundh Never they.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Doubled it, it would still sell.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
Yeah, exactly. And that's what's going on with.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I thank you very much. Ginograd.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
We're already you want to.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Burner media rare, hear burger media rare.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Bitch, you're so neaty because I'm Russian Asian.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Actually he's the best thing Asian, honestly. The wise. We
have this program director at one point and just on
a whim, he would just go run a marathon. Oh yeah,
just like, oh you know what, night before I'm thinking
about thinking about going somewhere like wherever it was doing

(51:12):
the marathon this weekend, Like you're just gonna you're gonna
hop on a plane today. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Yeah, but he would.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
He would run so much. I mean he could just
do it. He was always in shape, in marathon shape
and ready to go. And then I got a bunch
of other people I know who loved doing these, you know,
five k's, ten ks like mud runs or whatever. Yeah,
I'm like, oh boy, that just doesn't sound appealing, not
at all. But over the weekend in Denver there was
an ultra runner race that had a little twist to it.

(51:42):
The race was thirty one miles long. It was called
the Taco Bell fifty k because during the race you
had to make a mandatory stop at ten local taco
bells along the way and eat the food.

Speaker 7 (51:55):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Out of the ten taco bells you stop at, you
have to order something at nine of them, including at
least one crunch Wrap Supreme or Chilupa Supreme by the
fourth stop. You had to do that, and then one
Burrito Supreme or Nacho's Bell Grande by the eighth stop. Nice,
And you needed to finish all thirty one miles within
eleven hours. Andybody do it? You're yeah, oh yeah, You're

(52:21):
not allowed any stomach medicine on the runfare you could
you could use the bathroom as much as you wanted to,
but only Taco Bell bathrooms and if you puked, you
were disqualified.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
Yeah, those poor bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
And so yeah, this is the eighth time they've done this.
About six hundred people participated in it. Not everybody finishes, Yeah, imagine, Well, yeah,
of course. Now here are a couple of runners that
documented their journey Denver.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
We're at the Taco Bell DKA and we're going fall down.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
We're curdy to go for the second meetings cent Re
Quest Mountains to.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
Zola say that's funny.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
I'm right.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
The next chapter Belt Doc roll up that has been
in my belt for the past five miles thirty talk about.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Yeah, like, how about you not pick a badass? And
they're in good moods, they sound cheaper. I know, Like
I couldn't do the food part. It would just be
too much food. Yeah, like for that together, I've been running.
I couldn't do the run part right, The food part
I could do. I couldn't do that at all. The
run part, no one forgot to walk it.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Hell, no, eleven hours you probably no, you could walk.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
It, I'm saying, But like I wouldn't want to know.

Speaker 6 (53:35):
But that's the thing, you know, how I love a
gimmick to get me to exercise. If it's like, you know,
slasher size or puppy yoga. That's why I'm all on
board with this. I think this is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
The Taco bell fifty k love it, thirty one miles,
I mean walked the forty one miles. Yeah, that was
a walk. Seemed out of his mind at the end. Yeah, yeah,
but I didn't really consume anything. I had like some
beef jerky on the way, but that was it. But
you didn't use the bathroom either. I used the bathroom
one time. Burger King's getting rid of the King, you

(54:06):
guys what? Thanks to complaints from parents, they have been
slowly phasing him out. In a statement, Burger King said
that they were always a family brand and from ads
to social media, you'll see a brand that's welcoming in fun,
but not at anyone's expense. But they admitted that the
King was maybe a little creepy, and so they've they've
moved away because of his quote limited appeal. Paper crowns

(54:29):
are so fun? Do you know that mascot? They had
the big giant plastic plastic key looking mask face King thing.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Parents really complained, Oh.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah, because it was scaring the kids. Yeah, and so
the kids wouldn't want to go to Burger King because
they were scared. But the mascot's not in there. But
I guess they saw enough of the commercials weird bad
association with Are they still doing the commercials like Whopper
Whopper a minute?

Speaker 8 (55:01):
You rue?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
That was a great campaign. At one point my son
knew all of the songs, every single one.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
All the kids at school, would you do?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
This is what you're doing? And restaurant chains are changing
up their menus just a bit. The food for most
places staying the same, but you might notice that the
portion sizes are getting smaller. Greg, but that's on the purpose.
Olive Garden they've already gotten the head start. They've cut
down the portions at over half of their locations and
they just say customer, Our customers are changing their preferences

(55:31):
and the economic factors and it's paying off. At least
Olive Gardens saying they've gotten a lot of positive feedback
and more sales thanks to better affordability because if the
portions are smaller, they can charge less and so more
people will go and go, oh, this is more reasonable,
and you get a big giant portion, half of which
you're taking home.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Yeah, if it's lester, fine, But when people say, oh,
I like the small cokes for better, No, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
We always had like it was McDonald's, you know, mc
donald said any size drink for like, why would you
get the small would? Yeah. Other restaurants are following the move.
Cheesecake Factory Oh No, changing their bites section with portions
priced under ten dollars, PF Chang's changing their menu to
include both traditional and medium sized entrees.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
What concepts is cheaper? Likes is cheaper cool?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Then do it?

Speaker 6 (56:21):
You're just not getting less with the same price. Fine.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
What was the restaurant where you would go in there?
And I think was it U Maggiano's, Oh, the big
family style, Yeah, Magiana is Italian. You would go in there,
but you would order one meal and they would pack
one up for you to take home, So you like,
you ordered whatever something they would do, yeah, and so
by ordering that they would also give you to go, yeah,

(56:43):
like a full portion though it's not like whatever you
didn't finish, and they would never bring it out for
you to eat while you were there. It was automatically
just packaged up.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
That's amazing, and then you.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Just bring it so that you would have two dinners.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
It's such a grandmother move. That's oh yea right.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
But was it the same price as a regular one
played a pasta or was it more?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
I mean I forget. I remember thinking like, wow, awesome,
what am I going to take home?

Speaker 6 (57:06):
What do I want for later?

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah? Pretty good? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. I
haven't seen the Machianos, and I haven't seen the PF Changs,
And I feel like forever I see PF Changs, but
I've never been to them. I know the name. There
used to be a lot more of them than there
are now they closed a bunch of my think the
pfch the PF Changs.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
Yeah, I always got a little tummy troubles at pfcheck
whether around.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
There's a location that used to be a PF Chang's
and they left the big stone horse chach and horse
thing out in front, but now it's an ee hop.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Oh really, I always want to get on that thing?
Are you guys to get on?

Speaker 6 (57:41):
What happens?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (57:42):
See if they tasty?

Speaker 3 (57:43):
When you walk by it, it's always like, oh my.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
God, it's the location on the way to La it's
on Subpulvida. Like if you you're going down toward La X,
there's the in and out right before you hit the
airport of the right, right before you get to that.
If you're driving toward the airport, it's on the left
hand side. It used to be uh, it used to
be a PF Chang's and now it's been an eyehob
for years. But they still have the big stone Trojan
horse out in front. I think it's so funny, just

(58:06):
looks so out of place. Eight seven four Wooding text
us over to two to ninety seve. We're gonna take
a quick break. We'll got some more Woodies show coming
up for your next thing more show is that. I
want to give a shout out to uh our super fan,
Leon Rule du fan we've uh we've known lyon for years.

(58:28):
Maybe yeah, he's got a Woody Show logo tattoo. Yeah,
like an actual one. Oh yeah, he's got a dild
our tattoo all of our events just a just a
super nice guy, is super supportive and uh he he
drops off breakfast from time to time. But yet he
just brought by a bunch of breakfast Britos and stuff

(58:49):
from Farmer John's and for menaces birthday months. So thanks
to uh, thanks to Li, shout out to h to Leon.
Yeah I'm chewing on right now show and we are
into another new out, insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(59:11):
Monday morning weekend Cheers and jeers and dude, I gotta
tell you my my jeer is to Mark Sanchez farm
our quarterback, Mark Sanchez. I mean, what an idiot? Yeah,
your Bluetooth careers, right, that's that's amazing way to go.

(59:32):
And just when you think and it was pretty fish.
I saw so many memes like just when you think,
you know you could have embarrassed yourself more from your
last gig, the whole bud fumble thing, then you go
and you stab a DoorDash driver wherever.

Speaker 8 (59:45):
The hell he was?

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Delivery driver sixty nine years old? Yeah, well I think
he was picking up oil for a restaurant. So what
are you picking up there? Used cooking oil like this guy? Yeah, yeah,
he didn't need your nonsense.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
What do you think he's just an idiot a hot head?

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Or I think he was drunk and he's a hot head.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Nothing good happens after midnight but handsome.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
What are you so just excuse me, excuse all the
behaviors that that's My jeers is to Mark Sanchez, as
we talked thoroughly in the news headlines about that whole story.
My cheers goes to our friend Charlemagne the god Oh,
co host of The Breakfast Club. Also, he is the
founder of the Black Effect podcast network, which is insane.

(01:00:25):
It's insane how popular and successful that podcast network is.
He also has a really popular podcast called Brilliant Idiots
that's really good. He owns, you know, some crystals locations.
He is a New York Times best selling author. He
does a lot of TV stuff. Yeah, so my cheers
is to him because over the weekend, USA Today did

(01:00:46):
a big, huge feature on him. The headline was Charlemagne
the King Maker, and it was just all about what
he's been able to build in the platform that he
has built for himself. Says has evolved from shockjock to
media heavyweight, using his massive platform to critique both Donald
Trump and Joe Biden while pushing Democrats to reinvent themselves.

(01:01:10):
Once known for his provocative interviews, the South Carolina native
has become a candid voice on politics mental health and authenticity,
calling for younger Democrats to throw the old regime under
the bus and warning the party's cautiousness and lack of
connection has cost them working class voters. His debates with
figures like Kamala Harris and Biden, plus a fiery back

(01:01:31):
and forth with Trump, underscore his shift from gossip radio
to political influence. Off the air, Charlomagne real named Leonard
McKelvey embraces personal growth, mental health, advocacy, and fatherhood, while
his billion download podcast Empire cements him as one of
America's most relatable and polarizing media figures. I just had

(01:01:52):
a big, long conversation with him at the iHeartRadio Music Festival,
and we're just chopping about all of them because I'm
just it's weird. You would think I'm like, I'm proud
of him the way like a father is proud. It's weird, Like,
I'm so proud of what he's built. I just remember
because we met him years ago when we first started
with the company, so almost twelve years ago, and the

(01:02:13):
Breakfast Club is nowhere near what they are now, and
they were still trying to figure it out, and we were, oh,
that birdman thing really kind of that was great. That
was so funny, one of like a hundred things they've done. Yeah,
oh yeah. But anyway, so I remember in those days
we were just talking a lot about you know, we
were both trying to figure out our own shows and

(01:02:35):
the politics of the company and how to navigate different
challenges that we were having, and we really connected on
that level. But just to watch you know, what he's
done and what he's built, and he's a super nice guy.
He is a genuine dude. The authenticity thing is absolutely true.
He is what you think he is and he's not

(01:02:56):
apologetic for it. So like, even though we can disagree
on different things than we have, you know, backing into
parking spots, No, he's with me on that. No with me.
Oh yeah, well Charlie and I are completely right on that.
You're backing into a parking spot and you're not an
emergency worker and you know what you're doing. Yeah, okay,
see job. Anyway, So that that is my cheers to

(01:03:17):
Charlotte and the Gut again big right up in USA
today if you want to, if you want to check
it out, nice, but yeah, shout out to him weekend
cheers and jeers Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Well, it was Mario's big fortieth birthday party on the weekend,
so that went off without a hitch. It was really fun,
good food, good company, all super fun, which is what
did you do? Just had people over, had a catered spread,
that drank eighteen thousand gallons of wine and champagne. And
it went super late at night, which is out of

(01:03:47):
my character because I can't do late nights. It went
till I don't know, one in the morning, wow, which
to me is really late, which leads directly into my jeers.
It meant that his actual birthday the day after was
spent doing nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
It's amazing. But I don't know if he was bored
by that or what. And I kept saying, like, is
there anything you want to do? No, No, this is good.
Let's just chill. We just lied around and did nothing,
and I felt like I had run a marathon. I
was like trying to recover just from a late night.
How pathetic is that? Total jeer for doing nothing on
his actual birthday. But the party was fun, so that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
I think that's a perfect weekend, that's a perfect birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I think we all lost our invitation somehow unavailable. Okay,
well I don't even remember being as he was on
the calendar something that's so weird. Yeah, not a vail.
I'm sorry I misplaced it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
I got an invitation for someone else on the shows.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
You're not getting invited. Mario hates you. The last person
he might go to your funeral just because he wanted
to be a confirmation that you were.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Actually dead, and people people in the text might ask why,
and I will answer, I don't know. I guess I
love too much.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
That's exactly what it is, awkwardness. Give them on a
scale of one to ten, since we love doing that
around here, Greg, what would you rate the amount of
hate that Mario has for Sea Bass?

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Seven point five? Okay, because I thought I thought him
the like, whenever we're at an event, you never say hi.
You walk down the We once checked into a hotel
we were going to the event and SeaBASS was going
to his room and as he passed us, SeaBASS literally
put his head.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Down and turned it to the right to not say
hi to Mario. That is, first off, this sounds like, uh,
now you're going to say that's not accurate, Gina, take
a lie about that it's menace.

Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
Your wife can attest to this. I give everyone a
polite hello. Your wife can test this, Woodie. I'm sure
at some day Sammy's boyfriend will attest this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
I hey, how's it going.

Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
There's no I'm not ignoring people on intention, and and
by the way to solve that is to disinvite me
and not to get to know me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Okay, that makes sense. Across the aisle.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Him over this hallway thing where you like physically crane
your neck and look at the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
That is not first of that didn't have it. It
was not intentional.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
It's called it an olive ranch. Thank you, Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
If it happened, a CST bess again will continue to
be the bigger man, and you and Mario will continue
to get invites to my parties when I am shunned
intentionally for no reason.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
So what you're saying is maybe maybe it's Greg and
Mario who are the a hole hunt. I think there's
a little dye which reminds me. Let me make a note, Greg,
does have it? Am I the a whole question for us?
I know in my.

Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
Answering bass well, cheers to cheers to my Tennessee Titans.
And you go watch the recap of their game with
the Cardinals from over the weekend. Uh, sometimes you're such
a manly and intimidating presence on the football field, people
will just throw the ball away instead of scoring touchdowns.
Like the Cardinals player who was running, runing, runningrunning, running

(01:06:58):
toward the end zone and then at the last the
half inch line decided I don't need the ball anymore
and threw it out to the back of the end zone.
The other one guy who thought he had an interception
against the Titans, then he's very scared of them, so
we just threw.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Out Yeah, so that they The Titans are very intimidating
this season, Yes, absolutely right. Hey, look the Chiefs are
what one and four, so of the Ravens and four
two and three they are they are one and two okay,
no one in three Okay, so they're playing they're playing tonight,
pretty damn close. H So yeah, all know, I'm sorry.
The Chiefs are now two and two. Oh okay, well

(01:07:30):
two and two going into tonight's Q and again the
Ravens again. And nobody's good this year except for like
two teams. So cheers are the Titans for absolutely intimidating
the heck out of your rat birds. Cheers two.

Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
It's always we talk about the death of special family members,
dogs and cats and what not. But I finally lost
my car this weekend. Not the cyber truck, of course,
that thing is yeah, yeah, killing it as always.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
On the Honda. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
This was they hand me down on from my parents
that I've had since I started on this show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Ten years now it's gone.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
Plus another five years it Yeah, well it's I took
it to the dealer because it's driving home one day,
because I use the cyber truck for you know, weekends
and special events, and it's a crazy car.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, it's not as every day driving you dressed to impress.

Speaker 7 (01:08:14):
Yes, you don't wear our text you do every day.
I was driving home a day and everything just died.
All the lights are flashing. Took it to the I
took it to the but it started up a day later.
It's like, oh okay, it died literally pulling into my spots,
I was like, oh sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
They said they scope. They did the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
When they put the scope in the engine, they said, oh,
your valves are all you know, everything's blown out. Were
natural causes which was not a surprise. It's been looking
here was it eleven, twenty eleven, So it's kind of
a good fifteen years or so. And yeah, and they said,
oh everything's bown out, which I've known for a while
because it's been leaking over that bed for a hand
me down car. But now it's I got to get
rid of it. So we could either do it on

(01:08:51):
the show. It doesn't run, so that kind of sucks,
or I can do a donation deal due to one
of those charity ones you always hear about.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Yeah, I thought about.

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
I thought, just like, smash it with a hammer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
That's another option.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
Yeah, but there are also The third thing is you
don't have to be all charity like and just give
your cars away. There are people that will pay you.
I think my offer on this thing is like nine
hundred dollars because everything the engine sucks, transmission sucks, but
it's got all its tire, still looks like a car,
the converter, the interior and exterior and great shape, so
on and so forth. So there are people who will

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all the other parts that might be hard to get
right exactly brand new, or at least get a discount
on some you know, so yeah, they they they harvest
it for parts and then stam, so, yeah, I could
I could either donate it, take the cash, or I'm
open to suggestions.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
All genius. There's something entertaining.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Enough, but then you'd have to deal with the aftermath
of smashing it. Then what is there Why to drop
it from a from a height of some something crane
or you know what that reminds me. There's a guy,
uh that we work with, you guys know, Bill abilitys
to run all these radio stations, and they did a

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contest one time where they were giving away a new car.
And then the way they gave that away is they
went out to like this big open area and they
drew a grid on the ground. Okay, so squares in
this grid, and they took it was an old van,
and they lifted it with a crane right above the
center of the grid below, and they released it and

(01:10:23):
the listeners, each listener had a different square on that
grid who were trying to win a new car, and
it was wherever the steering wheel landed, nice because they
dropped it from and this so the whole thing just
kind of broke apart. And yeah, whichever square the steering
wheel landed or the majority of it landed in. That's
the person who won the new car. That's a really way.

(01:10:44):
We're trying to fly to Dubai first class and I'm
getting something from the risk management department. I'm wondering what
they would say if we floated that one. Now, that
was from you know, probably three decades ago, knowing Bill when.

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
It was fine.

Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
You know, we did that in my last station to
twelve years thirteen years ago. Oh yeah, it's oh yeah,
it's easy, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
You say that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
It's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Crane field.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
Yeah, that's the cleanup crew.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
That's again. I love all that. But again I really
tempted rolling off a cliff or something so awesome hit
us off if you have an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Or where do they do that? There's that one. Uh
it's every year they do even Yeah. RV's are maybe
school by and it just kind of rolls down. I
wanted to say it was like Alaska or something. Yeah,
I think.

Speaker 7 (01:11:26):
Alaska is correct. Yeah, it's like the car launch or whatever. Yeah,
it's this big cliff where it's just June.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
Yeah, they all fly to pieces. RV's a great because
there's so many they're so light in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Right, they fall apart.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Yeah, they fly apart.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
That's awesome. Yeah it is Alaska. Really Yeah, let's go.
It's a thought. Left, It's a thought. Gina grad weekend.
Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
Yeah, cheers to My first day off at the new house,
like full day off yesterday. It ruled me and the
kid laid out. I made what I call wonder pops,
which is just squirt with a popsicle in it. You
just start around and eat it and drink.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
It was a what is it frozen?

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
No, you will, you know, you just like pour squirt
in a cup and then instead of ice cubes, you
put a popsicle in it upside downs and they're very refreshed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
We said. I thought it was like you make your
own ice pops kind of thing, but it was a squirre.

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
Literally just the ice cube and just unpack some stuff.
Watched Wayward More Wayward on Netflix, and uh and Andy
took the kid to a basketball game. I was alone
after that. It was amazing alone in your own house.
It's all your own now. I cannot believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
How was that feeling?

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
It's awesome until something goes wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
What's your favorite part about it, my favorite part of
the house, or like the of the of the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
I like not having to text a landlord like you know,
like as my dad would say, with my hat in
my hand, like big, do you think you can check?

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
I'm really sorry to bout.

Speaker 8 (01:12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
I hated that then I hate it now and I
love that. We just go fix it and it's not
a big deal, but I have uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
We do what usually but usually people say that and
the other person does it, like when Mena says I
got when we go fixeduff, we do.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
Cannot figure out what you were saying. Yea, no, he's
he's absolutely right about that. Uh jeers my kids. Okay,
so my kid just started playing flag football. He's never
played before and he's still learning. They got their asses smashed, pulverized,
beaten into the ground, which would be.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Bad, but wait, it gets worse.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
It gets way worse. The other team had not one,
not two three NFL kids NFL players kids on the
other team, and one w w E wrestler's kid from
the other teams. These children came out of the womb

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playing football. How do you put all of these kids
on the same team. How is that allowed?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Because they probably all want to play together, and it's
probably easier for the parents to get down to the
different games and the different things. They're all on the
same team.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
My god.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
It's nice because it's also not a big deal. There's
no consequence win or lose.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
Not at all. But I mean, talk about not a
fair fight.

Speaker 8 (01:14:12):
It was.

Speaker 6 (01:14:13):
I mean, they're just going to go for everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
It's good for all. It's good for the kids who
have to play on the other team. It's good for
your step son so much.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
Yeah, I mean they were like whoa, And I was like,
let me give you some background on the other team.
And really, I mean that's whatever. There's always really good teams,
really bad teams, and everyone else in the middle. But
the parents like where we were sitting there being like
this is should we all just go grab a smoke
and come back at the end?

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Wait, current NFL player, a former NFL player.

Speaker 6 (01:14:39):
Former three former and one wrestler come across this information.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
And you have nothing else to do watch the are
you going to watch the interesting competition?

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
They're pretty recognizable and and everybody knows that they play.
It gets around. So that was that was a tough watch.
But again, the soccer team won, So that was you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Having to take your kid to an activity is a cheer. Yeah,
you know what.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
I thought that was too obvious at that point. Not
just one activity. He had a football game at ten
and a soccer game at two.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Well that's your father for more than one thing.

Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
Not my fault.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
What was the final score of the.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
Game of the football game, Yeah, I think it was
twenty to eight.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
It's not too bad crushing really, assuming it's not twenty
touchdowns as pounding.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Did they not do field goals in basketball?

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
I'm still learning the roles of flag football. I've never
seen it before. But the soccer game they won, that
was sweet, and my kid got a score a goal.
That was pretty cool. But yeah, jeers. So that's not
a jeers to you, guys know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
The whole thing of having to take your kids to
an activity is a jeer.

Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
But not having a stacked team, who cares?

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
I thought it was that's like three touches, the six
points and then at one point do you run it in,
so that's three scores?

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Yeah, exactly, It's all right.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
I feel better things, not that I cared really at all.
I got to sit in the field. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Yeah, I just like you do it because they love it.
But it's not like you know, you're having a great time. No,
If you're being honest, too many parents pretend that they
love it, they don't. I don't buy the same way.
I don't buy that people really enjoy running well. I
don't tell you. I'll tell you. You do it because
you like how you feel afterwards. You do it because
you love your kids, correct, But you're not really enjoying
the experience. It's not like it's not great action. There's

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not a lot of athletical biblity going on there. There's
no skill.

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
And he plays all the sports. And I can tell
the difference in the parenting between sports. The flag football
parents are hardcore. Run it off, shut up, stop crying.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
And I was like, okay, yeah, But just had a
conversation over the weekend with some other people about just
the pressure to enroll your kids in travel sports, and
I let them out. I said, hey, we've told our kids, like, hey,
you in so many ways lucked out being born to
this set of parents. You really did? I mean, just

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you know how the cool things you get to do,
and you're like, you really did not get born into
the right set of parents if you want to play
travel sports, because we are not travel sports parents.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Yeah, that's not happening.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
We're not doing it where it's like it's a very
memorial day, Labor Day, fourth of July whatever. You're on
the road, traveling god knows where, spending a weekend with
a bunch of other parents and kids that you don't
want to be spending time with, and it drags out,
like all your free time is sucked up by you know,
a kid playing a sport that you're not gonna end
up being pro in the genetics here people.

Speaker 6 (01:17:29):
At least, but at least it's free.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
It costs a billion dollars to do these travel sports
and then they fundraise on top of that just so
they can get to these different stupid things. So no, no, Like,
you know, you could play for fun, yeah, the same
way that you know we did growing up, and you
play little league and.

Speaker 8 (01:17:47):
That's that's about it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
And if you really show some promise, it looks like,
I see there are some kids. Obviously those kids get
en rolled, but you can kind of identify that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
That's the exception.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
And we would have known by now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
But my kid's not going to the NHL. If you
wants to play for fun, great, We're not doing travel. Yeah,
just just not happy thought of it. You were not
born with those parents. You're not born. I'm sorry at
least you told them. Yeah, yeah, you know. I always said,
like if my kids ever came to be one of
to join the Scouts, Oh yeah, you're not going to
be a troop leader for Pinewood Derby. Like we got
to build a Pinewood Derby car.

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
Like we don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
How about this? We could do that. We could join
the Scouts and you could build a Pine'll you can
build a Pinewood Derby car with your old man, or
or I can get you a go cart. What do
you think? Your choice? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding
text over to two two nine eight seven. We'll have

(01:18:39):
some more woody show for you next hang the show show.
We'll be right back. What is weird the Woody Show?
I told you that Greg had a am I the
a hole question for us now again? SeaBASS argues that
maybe it's Greg and Mario were being the a hole
that comes to the relationship between general. Yeah, probably forget me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
How about the rest of you guys?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Would you like it?

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
I would like to the birthday party.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Yes, they would have flown back from where they were
all weekend. Well, maybe we wouldn't have scheduled that stuff
had we had known it this account. Yes, three to six,
says Greg Loki hates everyone on the show. Is that true?
Not everything? Not everything?

Speaker 8 (01:19:23):
Everyone?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Everyone? All right? So Greg, what's your am I a
whole question? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
So the preface to it is, we are a two
vehicle household. We have the Toyota Tacoma truck, which rules,
and I, before getting the Tacoma, bought a different car.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
We're gonna call it car. Car needed some routine maintenance
because it needed like an oil change, and I had
something wrong with a tire. Bring it in to the
dealer and they say, okay, well you know when it's done,
probably later today. Well I heard nothing that day. I thought,
well whatever. The next day they call me and say,

(01:20:09):
did the oil change? But you need this, you need this,
you need this.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
Priority Number one is there's this problem with this coolant
issue that's going to be a fortune and more for
the final cost. Et cetera, et cetera. We'll let you
know later today. Heard nothing that day. So another day
goes on and they said, okay, your car is ready.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
You have a car's not under warranty. Greg Oh my god,
I know. So they say it's ready and I get
back and this is in the time that they had it.
They had texted me all these different problems with it,
and this coolant thing was priority number one. So I said, okay,
as much as that sucks, do it. If it's priority
number one and it's gonna wreck, might as well just

(01:20:50):
get that taken care of. So they put me in
an uber to go back to get the car, and
he said, now, just so you know, don't drive it
too hard and don't drive it too far. I said what, Yeah,
because the coolant problem, and I held up my phone.
I said, you texted me that it needed this and
I said, please do it. Oh okay, Well we didn't

(01:21:13):
do I guess, so okay, can we keep it for
a few more days? And I said that's fine. I
need it to get done. And he said, well, would
it help if I maybe get you a loaner car?
And this is my am.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
I the a whole question. When I bought this car.
I signed what's called a purchase agreement when I have
responsibilities and they have responsibilities. In this purchase agreement, it says,
when you bring your car in for service, no matter
the service, it could be as little as changing a
windshield wipe or blade, you get a loaner car. That's
in the purchase agreement. So at this point, I'm on

(01:21:52):
my last nerve and he said, would it help you
out if I maybe get you a loaner car. I said,
you will get me a loaner car car And he said, well,
I don't know if we have any available. I said,
that's not my problem. And I pointed to the showroom.
I said, I see twenty cars right here. So that
happened before.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Just say, you know, Greg, I have had happen before
where typically they will give you the loan of car
when they have you know, them available, right And there
have been times so they didn't because they were all out. Yeah,
they had them out with other, you know, maintenance clients.
And so they offered me the shuttle ride. So they're like, oh, well,
we have a guy who will drive you to wherever
you need to go. They to go drop you off

(01:22:31):
back at home or back at work and you know
it's just some guy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
Really, Yeah, because I've only been this situation once and
they rented me a car when they want it, turns
out that's possible.

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
Yeah, exactly. So that was my sticking point, and that's
why I turned into a total a hole. Well maybe
because I said, you know what, that's not my problem
if you have them, or in the purchase agreement it
doesn't say parentheses. If we have one, you know, maybe
if we maybe will try to get you on. So
then he launches into this tirade about well, other dealerships

(01:23:04):
stop doing it, and this dealer down the street they
don't even have a fleet of loaner cars. We don't
even you know, we're the only ones that still do it.
And I said, well, coll story, bro, that's great, not
my problem. Yeah, well I'm gonna see if we can
get you on. I said, again, if you don't have any,
I see you twenty five cars right here, pointing to
the brand new ones on the showroom. They ended up
getting me the loaner. It took another day. I know, magic, right,

(01:23:26):
but that's my question. If you sign a purchase agreement
that says you get a loaner car, when you bring
it in for whatever reason, and then you get a
there's not a simility of it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
There's no stipulations, and then the worrying about like if
when available, okay, based on availability kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
And then he said, too, I could have gotten you
one if you had made a reservation for this service.
I said, I made a reservation a week in advance
for what are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
This is incompetence because it doesn't go both ways. If
they're like, well, you signed a purchase agreement, I STI
don't feel like paying, right. You know, it doesn't go
both ways, right, because.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
I could just say, yeah, at the end of the month,
I'm not going to make the payment because I wrote
in the purchase agreement, you know if I have the money, yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Five says before you even finish the story, I'm telling
you that the quote coolant situation is a fraud. Oh no, no,
I don't know. Is there a problem? There could be
a problem. I don't know, And I'm not defending before
I make a determination if Greg is the Ahle or not.
I'm just trying to find out what's going on. It
was there something, because a lot of times they will
say uh, depending on availability or subject to availability. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:24:30):
I'm trying to find the exact wording of this.

Speaker 7 (01:24:34):
What is parentheses? What if other dealerships don't do this
in the future? Yeah, what about us parentheses?

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
What did they say specifically about the coolant?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Let's see blah blah blah blah the coolant light on
leak repair is x amount of dollars parts in labor
and as other findings as well, suspension, thrust, arm bushings,
last three tires worn down, this, that and the other.
And then the coolant was yeah, whatever that is, just
do that in there. I know, right, there's not like

(01:25:06):
a real thing. It just sounds like you throw a
bunch of words together because the average customer of no
idea what you're talking about? Oh yeah, breaks, you understand everything.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
And then this coolant thing, and I can't find the
wording right now, but it said something about if it
didn't get repaired, it was gonna crack.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Did I fall for it? Absolutely well?

Speaker 8 (01:25:26):
But fall for it?

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
I mean they're supposed to be the experts. You're driving
this car. What are you supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
I don't trust a lot of these mechanics. I don't
know what they're saying, and I don't know if it's legit,
but I did it. And then I exploded about the
loader car.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Okay, so are you the a hole for exploding about
the loader car? That's that's the question. Yeah, that's what
we're judging on because they then he was like trying
to act like he's doing me a favor, like I'm
gonna hook you up. I can hook you up.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
If I'm gonna hook you I'm like, you're not hooking
me up. You're honoring the agreement that we signed. Yeah,
you're not doing me a favor.

Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
I'm sick of this. I'm so sick of like the laziness,
the incompetence, the arrogance. I like in quote unquote customer service, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
It's the move.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
It's always the move towards I'm not going to help
you exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
How can we?

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
How can I I've got some problems, how can I
fix them? It's whatever the opportunity is not to help
you on taking it right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Yeah, And it used to not be that way, right,
and then over the years has gone too like how yeah,
anything I can do not to help you. It's like
you're either lazy or you're lying Texican me. My wife
just had this loaner debacle earlier this year. She has
a deal with the dealership that has a loaner program too,
and they were very dicey about it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:26:35):
Yeah, that's the thing too. With a dealership. It's like
you could say, well, get get a second opinion somewhere.
All your warranty, that all the benefits that you've paid
for out the window, right, true.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Yeah, bushings are a thing. Bushings are in your control.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
Arms part of the suspension, okay, Greg, part of the
proxy in the firewall.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
First of all, Bush I know, all right? So is
Greg the a hole? Yes or no? Over to two
two nine eight seven. We'llt you know, everybody says what
the consensus is on the text. I trybody gets a
chance to vote.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
Can I just reiterate that I went back to the
dealer and they said, well, we didn't do the coolant thing,
and even though I did tell them to do it,
so I had to go back home again.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
So it was multiple trips. Okay, but we're just judging
based on just on on the loan I reaction to
the loaner part of it. We'll look you up with
the loaner. No, you're not hooking me up. Yeah, you're
doing what you're supposed to do. But you didn't say
calmed like that. I'm pretty sure you did. The cars
on the showroom floor. Yeah, I see plenty right here.
There is one right there. So good school, Jeff g

(01:27:35):
all right, Good morning, Jeff g.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Hey, Good morning Woody, and good morning squad. Happy Monday, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Let's you go and start with our Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
They are up one nothing in their series with the Phillies.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Hernandez a high fly ball deep in the right center,
got some parallel that one, It's got some.

Speaker 8 (01:27:49):
Carry, and it is gone.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Big home run fran Fasca Hernandez. By the way, word
is on the internet that the Phillies picture was actually
tipping his pitches.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
And that's what made us so easy for Tail to
hit that home run.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Today is game number two. Blake Snell is on the
mound for the Dodgers. Start time is three pm. You
can catch all the action, of course, on AM five
seventy LA Sports or on the free iHeartRadio app. Moving
on to the NFL. My Chargers couldn't do anything right yesterday.
Fumbles penalty is just a hot mess everywhere. They lost
to the Commanders twenty seven to ten. College football, the

(01:28:24):
biggest upset of the weekend was winless UCLA thirty five
point underdogs beating number seven Penn State. Let's go ahead
and go into the locker room. The game ball went
to the interim coach.

Speaker 8 (01:28:35):
Listen to this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
I want to say, I'm so proud of this guy
for jumping in and having the energy into leadership.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Your first win, coach TIMPs Gilt.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
And last, but not at least by far, the weirdest
sports story of the weekend, A drunk Mark Sanchez was
former USC quarterback current NFL announcer beating the crap out
of a sixty nine year old truck driver outside of
an Indianapolis restaurant and bar. The victim actually stepped have
Mark Sanchez in self defense. Now Mark went to the
hospital and was arrested for battery resulting in injury, public intoxication,

(01:29:07):
and unlawful entry of a mortar vehicle. Mark Sanchez has
since been released on bond, save to say that his
broadcasting career is absolutely apt.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
He's gonna get fired, plus he's gonna get sued. I
would imagine as.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Well goes to show you one drunken night can ruin
it all. Man, I'm Jeff g and that'ster so cal sports,
all right, Jeff gw So.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Greg wanted to know if he was the a hole.
He tls a quick story about how he took his car,
not the Toyota car would never have a problem like that. No,
you know what I'm saying, Yeah, this is never fig mistake.
But brought the car into the dealership. They gave him
this whole thing about you know it's gonna need this
this this this delay delay delay delay delay delay, and

(01:29:51):
then then well you know, uh, you know, let me
see if I can hook you up with a with
a loaner your contract. Greg kind of lost his mind
little bit like went.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Off on the dude, if we can find a car,
I'm looking at hundreds of them right now.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Yeah, they're everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
Not the A hole.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
I have never heard a positive car dealership story. Hence
why I avoid them all at all costs. It reminds
me of the South Park Cable company rubbing their own
nipples in pleasure as customers complain. As someone who works
at a dealership in service, no, not at all. Not
the a hole. There is usually always a loaner available,

(01:30:30):
and for not reading your message in the first place,
they should be scrambling to make that right. Meaning like
the one thing that Greg said, yeah, go ahead and
do because they said it was a priority. He wants
to go pick up the car and it wasn't done there.
Oh we didn't do that. I guess can you leave
it for a few more days? Wow? Greg's demeanor makes
him the a hole. A simple phone call before heading

(01:30:50):
to the pickup, pick up the car to find out
about the services, and just take the what's okay? Making
a quick making a quick phone call before I head
to pick it up to find out about the services
and the total solves this issue. It's just Greg and technology.
Why did you show up? Why did you show up
at the dealership at that time to pick up the car?
Because they said we communicate via text. We will text

(01:31:13):
you when your car is ready. They texted me and
said your car is ready, please come get it. So
some of that text geez weird, interesting Greg, But overall,
the majority of the people that are texting over Greg
is not the age. Yeah, I'm seeing a service manager
says no, not the ahole. Yeah, but yeah. And then
when they text uh, saying it's ready, come get it,

(01:31:33):
and then you should have called first. Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
They made it clear we do this via text.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:31:41):
You know, do you repeat what they said when they
kind of broached the loaner topic. They said to you,
would it help if we hooked you up try to
hook you up at the loaner car? No, you know what,
I would rather just be stuck here.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
And I haven't got my forty five thousand steps in today.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
You have caught that I can just lie. Don't live
here now, Greg, is not the a hole. Make the
dealer honor the agreement and they can call Enterprise or
any other rental car service and reserve in the car.
They always have the dealers, especially if you're gonna have
a long term repair that goes on. They won't give
you just one of the regular loanoes. They'll set you
up with a something through hurt or an Enterprise, one

(01:32:19):
of the little local satellite offices that are close to
the dealership, and they just work it out.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
To be honest, I'm so guys, you were so passive
and not say oh no, you texted me that it
was ready.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
So I'll just be here. I'll be waiting here until
the car is ready. But it was one of those
days I just wanted to go home like I had
been there so many times that week takes it in
the moment, the Texters overwhelming and say no, no, anybody
say yes, okay, I could I would say, you under
a hold it. You could have gone.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
You could have gone nuclear a hole.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
What do you think, Jayah? We could have got a
lot of video. It's comically large, it's disgusting. The Woody
Show and we are into another new out in sense
of tivity, training for a politically correct world. And uh,
Morgan went to power Slap Menace you wear a power
slap as well. Loved it. And then Morgan hung out

(01:33:10):
for the UFC event.

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
She's such a dude.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Yeah, she is such a dude. Yeah, but she likes it.
She loves all the all the fight and stuff. But
there's a lot of women there at these events. Yeah,
did you bring did you bring in your pictures?

Speaker 8 (01:33:25):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Did you bring in your pictures?

Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Okay, good?

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
Did you have a pictures of hot chicks?

Speaker 8 (01:33:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
No, no, she u We sent her out with a
little a little project a little yeah. Yeah, yeah, So
she went around you know who goes to these fights?
People who like fighting? Sure, yeah, I fancy themselves fighters
who are tough guys, you know. And so we we
sent Morgan out with some photos of people on the

(01:33:52):
Woody Show, of each one of us, asking, you know
these tough guys, you know, do you think you could
kick this person's ass just looking just looking at just
looking at at the fund where these the photos that
we the station photos. These are a professional publicity ones.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Okay, yes, all right, pretty generic neutral.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Yeah, but yeah, like Sea Best says, like the fans
of your see and I get it now. Once you
start training, you're like, oh I could do that, just
ten more years of training, right, yeah, all right, so
let me let me see the first picture.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
It's mine first, okay, all right, so I'm just standing there.
I got my hands on kind of in your pockets. Yeah,
I kind of like, you know, tucked in my in
my pocket.

Speaker 6 (01:34:33):
An open friendly expression.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Yeah, look and gross and fat.

Speaker 7 (01:34:37):
You don't do the class things that every guy does.
When you're with any kind of fighters. You have to
hold your fist up.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
And yeah, and now this is you know, not to
make fun but what weight class do you think you
would be in for the Oh yeah, if you was
going to fight it to away rightway, I'm too thirty, I.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
Think to sixty something. Oh no, But that's the problem
with heavyweight is it's like two twenty is maybe maybe
seabast can google and it goes up to that. So
it's kind of a big So you would get your
ass kicked by some heavy I'm kidding, like they're gonna
be bigger than you have.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
A professional fighter. Let's start there.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Well, there's the super heavyweight on the power slab that
we're at, and these guys you can't even knock them down.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Well, that's different. They had a guy this weekend or
last weekend, four hundred and sixty eight pounds.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
Light heavyweights up to two of five, and then heavyweights up.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
So just describe this guy that you were asking the question.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Okay, so this guy we're waiting outside in the arena.
Everyone lines up early for the prelims if you're like
a serious family, and this guy caught my eye because
he's literally shadow boxing inline. Sure people don't know what
shadow boxing is. You're literally punching the air, like you know,
punching your.

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
Shadows and usually your sniffins.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Yeah, and you think you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
Look really cool because I'm one person now and you
just look like a loser, you know. So I'm like,
this guy looks like a fun time.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
So she went up and talked to him, brought we'll
start with my picture. Brought the picture to him to
see what he thought.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
I'm outside of the T mobile arena for UFC and
what's your name, Paul, I'm gonna show you some pictures.

Speaker 8 (01:36:13):
Okay, so this first guy, you think you can beat
him up? No problem. How would you beat him up?

Speaker 10 (01:36:19):
I'd probably put sweeve him in the beginning and then
and then probably tackle him by the ankles and get
him down.

Speaker 8 (01:36:26):
Okay, how long you think it will take you?

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
Twenty seconds?

Speaker 8 (01:36:29):
Five seconds? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
All right, so no, no problem.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
And he weighed probably. Oh he's kind of skinny, so
he was making like one.

Speaker 6 (01:36:39):
He doesn't sound like a tough guy.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Yeah, he sounds like big pussy from soprano. Yeah, he's guy.
And he didn't tell us fun with that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:46):
Oh yeah, do you think he could take what?

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
You know? What?

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:36:54):
He didn't sound like he could.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
He sounds like he does some type I mean, if
he's shadow boxing a line, he must do something type
of like.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
But my other thing is, though they say twenty five
seconds is quick, No it's not. I mean that's pretty long.
Like you can get gassed in twenty five Sure, long.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
If you're a professional. But two people that don't know
what they're doing take a lot of Yeah, what's that
you'd be gassed by?

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
What's what's what's the next photo?

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
Who is our agent, Sebastian?

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Oh, here's the picturesking.

Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
Yeah, he looks angry. He looks like he's kind of
looking for a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
I did not want to be there for picture day
yet neither, but they made me come back. Well, they
made me come back for picture day two because when
they asked, when they asked us the original picture day,
do you want individuals?

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
No? That's all right, and they get these emails, you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Got to come back for another data.

Speaker 6 (01:37:47):
Yeah, so he looks pissed. I think that'll help.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Yeah, okay, he's he has a side for you to
make him. You look a little bit larger. Come at me, bro,
asking the shadow boxing UFC fan if he can kick
sea basses as all right?

Speaker 10 (01:38:00):
This guy Yeah, yeah, I think I could take him,
but I just can't let him get.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
A hold of him. He's a big guy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
You know, he's an agent though he's an agent carnarks.
He's an agent for the cart but he has some
kind of training.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
Yeah, you know, gets out.

Speaker 8 (01:38:14):
How long would it take for you to beat him
in the first round? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Fresh, okay, damn all right, so he can he can
hitdle me in twenty five seconds. Speak for me, all right,
So three three minutes so far I'm the one that
he thinks he can he can beat easily, the easiest okay,
sor right, So seem has to take three minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Yeah, Next up is Vaughn video producer.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
So Vaughan always looks like a giddy child and every
in every picture, the biggest smile, some kind of hand gesture,
throw up, some type of like you know, rock horns
or something, and you know what it looks like. He
looks like a human monster energy can the white ones.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
So those are the crazy ones. Sometimes that's always smiling.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
Yeah, he looks like something that's like a Versace logo.
Yeah all right, So what does this guy think about
kicking Vaughn's ass?

Speaker 8 (01:39:08):
How about this guy, I gonna.

Speaker 10 (01:39:10):
Mess with him, Yeah, because you know, not for nothing, but.

Speaker 8 (01:39:15):
Because he's black.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
Well, yeah, the heads your card of heart. Because their
heads are kind of hard. Wow, black people's heads are
kind of hard. That's what he said.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
He has reasoning, nothing, nothing, not but nothing nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
But the heads are kind of a kind of Yeah,
they had your kind of heart.

Speaker 10 (01:39:36):
I mean, I hand on one, you broke your hand,
punch on one and I missed and I hit the
head and it was yeah when I was a kid.

Speaker 8 (01:39:43):
So yeah, Oh, tell me more about this story. Why
did you hit the guy?

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:39:48):
Well, back in the day, we used to sell joints
five dollars and I gave him like twenty of them
and he never paid me.

Speaker 8 (01:39:55):
Yeah, I missed, I hit him in the head.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
I got a box with fracture and I never got paid.

Speaker 8 (01:40:00):
And now you'll never hit a black guy again.

Speaker 10 (01:40:01):
I don't know about that, but I'm gonna make sure
I get him on the jaw. You look like you
got some soft cheeks, so yeah, yeah, but I say
I would say, no, he's.

Speaker 8 (01:40:08):
Not gonna mess with Vaughan.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
I'm not gonna mess with.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
It on your face.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
So he goes to the end.

Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
I never heard they've got hard hits.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Hey, if that keeps you from hitting people in the God,
I've heard.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
A lot of stereotypes about a lot of different groups.
Never heard anybody hasn't.

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
You'll get me right in the horn. You'll hurt yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Concrete, dumb are good, old little buddy.

Speaker 8 (01:40:30):
Menace?

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Alright, Menace, all right, Menace is standing here.

Speaker 7 (01:40:32):
He's photo the most intimidating his arms across arms cross.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
He's doing the arms cross thing. Looks slightly angry. Yeah,
he's got like a like a serious look on his face,
and it's very pale.

Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
This one's all attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
It's one of the it's one of the it's one
of the typical Menace poses for photos.

Speaker 6 (01:40:47):
But does the back to the Future shirt sort of
take him down a little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Back to the future racing. It doesn't look like it
could be caught, you know, has a glint of craziness
in his eyes.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Yeah the shine. Yeah. Morgan is a waiting in line
to get into the UFC preliminaries. Yeah, this guy's shadow
boxing while he's waiting line.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
With his friend, by the way, who he was calling
Scar was a friend named Scar.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
To paint the pictures, and so Morgan is showing him
pictures of people here on the Woody Show. Can you
kick their ass?

Speaker 8 (01:41:19):
How about this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
This guy?

Speaker 10 (01:41:22):
This guy? Yeah, uh, thirty seconds, I'm just gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:41:29):
Hit him in the jaw, hit him in the jaw.
One one punch.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Oh yeah, I'm one punch shot.

Speaker 8 (01:41:34):
And why why does he look so easy to beat up?

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
He just looks soft, like a like a marshmallow.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
Yeah, his name is menace though, he's kind of like
a menace in the streets.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
I'm not afraid that I got whatever. Okay, Wow, you're
up there with me that time it was you and me.
We're gonna get our a though. Yeah, all right, who's next?

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
We got Gina Grad All right, he's not gonna hit her.

Speaker 8 (01:41:56):
He's not going to hit one.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
You might want to sometimes, but you know, you don't
do it. They have hard heads.

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
If he was yeah, all right, I don't know. I
look too nice to him.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
The joke, if I say from the back is what
he's gonna say, I would hit it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
That's see what he says next time.

Speaker 8 (01:42:21):
How about this young lady.

Speaker 10 (01:42:23):
No shot, I don't care how if she hates me first,
So I'm just gonna run away.

Speaker 8 (01:42:27):
If I were a girl, would you hit her back?

Speaker 9 (01:42:29):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:42:29):
Yeah absolutely, And if you were a girl, you could
beat her ass.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
I'm sure she got them point.

Speaker 10 (01:42:35):
Of freaking nails too.

Speaker 8 (01:42:37):
I don't like those, kill you?

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna mess what at all? Okay,
not gonna mess, thank you?

Speaker 8 (01:42:45):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:42:46):
Gregory looks really way too nice in that picture, Like, hey, Greg,
like a beer could kick my ass? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
For sure. He looked more like a model in the Yeah,
he looks like from a Mervyn's catalog.

Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
You hit this guy to hate crime. It's not even
like a fight's automatic hate crime. I just spent a
bunch of Cohle's bucks. I don't know just talking about
hitting a gay dude would be But yeah, you know
you'd never know by looking at that photo. You know
that's true. All right? It's a shatout boxing UFC guy
in line waiting to get in for the fights. Does

(01:43:19):
he think he can kick Greg Gory's ass?

Speaker 8 (01:43:21):
How about this man? Wow, we might we might go
to it toll for a little while. Really, he looks
like he's in decent shape. Okay, Yeah, So.

Speaker 10 (01:43:29):
I would say I would beat him, but it's gonna
be It's gonna be a good battle.

Speaker 8 (01:43:33):
Would you like knock him out or would it be
a decision.

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
I'm gonna I'm.

Speaker 10 (01:43:37):
Gonna try to put him in a choke choke hold, yeah, yeah,
no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
Okay. Do you think this dude was one hundred and
fifty pounds?

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
It sounds big, Yeah he does. He sounds like a
fat New Jersey guido. Now where do we He's Boston.
Don't put that on Jersey, Boston. Where do we? What
do we? Where we put it? We put Greg before
or after Vaughan?

Speaker 6 (01:44:00):
Well he won't even touch on Yeah he's.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Yeah, this hardhead. Next time Sammy was our.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
Sweet Sammy is gonna be.

Speaker 8 (01:44:13):
And then this young woman I would never But if
I was a girl.

Speaker 10 (01:44:17):
Like a spring bean, you know, like she got no
muscle protexture, and she's she's just smiling, she's just too happy.

Speaker 8 (01:44:23):
I don't think she's.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Gonna fight back.

Speaker 6 (01:44:25):
Yeah, he's got her pegged wrong, but I get in
her own words, she probably just sit there and cry.
I think she's a scrapper.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
And how could we could forget this? Is?

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
You know, our guy was Oh my god, Yeah, bort,
you got any what do you think? What do you think?
Say any prediction?

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
Oh, mister tough guy, I'd say he's probably gonna knock
me out in five seconds. His picture, he's like yelling
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
But you may think that's what's gonna happen. Like, what
do you think he believed? Do you think he believes
that he could kick your as he probably thinks I'm
a goth, will see and that he could take me
out in a second. Just let's find out this is
the last one.

Speaker 8 (01:45:00):
How about this guy? And this man has anger issues.
I'll tell you that allegedly, I'm not going to mess
with him.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
I'm gonna leave him alone.

Speaker 8 (01:45:07):
You're not even going to take the fight.

Speaker 10 (01:45:09):
No, but he just looks like if you beat him,
he might just come back and try to stab you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, he's off the list. I'll say no.
I'll say no.

Speaker 8 (01:45:20):
You ever saw anything on fire.

Speaker 10 (01:45:22):
Behind the Walgreens when I was a kid one time
and got out of control and we ran away, But
we went back an hour later and didn't looked like
no one got hurt and the building was fine.

Speaker 6 (01:45:30):
Okay, congratulations to me Borton, Vaughan were so.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
I would say it's like myself and Menacer at the
top as far as the easiest ass to kick, follow
by Sea Mass, then Vaughan, What about Greg? I'm sorry?
Then Greg, then Vaughn, then bored. Yeah he's not going
after and then of course the girls. Yeah yeah, yeah,

(01:45:57):
Button come back.

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
Stab you A guy that is obsessed with stuff, that
never trains. Wow, thinks he can kick all y'all's ass.

Speaker 8 (01:46:05):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
I mean shadow boxes like a chap.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Nobody in here has been in any kind of like
a physical altercation as an adults, as a kid. Yeah,
but I'm not sure about Gina because I know for
like Greg and I would say eighteen, I did. Yeah,
I got arrested. That's still that I brought think knows
so that was cool. But even eighteen, I wouldn't really count.
I wouldn't really count. That's still twelve.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
I don't think I've scrapped, doesn't no, I know, But
obviously I'm the only one who's ever trained. Also, so
high five me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
Nice, Oh you've trained? You say?

Speaker 6 (01:46:35):
I mean, who took.

Speaker 8 (01:46:38):
Cardios?

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
I've been doing that for more years.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
I did. Toxic guy, though, at an event for radio thing. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:46:45):
I did a UFC style fight and I beat a
guy who's three hundred pounds.

Speaker 6 (01:46:49):
I did a power slap and one and beat everybody
and I won.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
A million dollars. Nothing like kind of any official organizations. Yeah,
entertainment like street fight. And now if anybody's gonna end
up in the physical confrontation, is probably gonna be Sea
Bass for the cartnarks or.

Speaker 7 (01:47:05):
Throw one punch at me that I did block then sweet,
that's right, Well I didn't you. I used a krapmag
style like a block randa.

Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
You guys are laughing as if that's not a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
Yeah, people show show Well, I am one of your
senior listeners. I was that a concert the other day
and your people were there, and I talked to them
and said, what do you say? Doesn't show me?

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
They agree nobody likes in your show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
I think all suck got a text here. It says
I had an unusual dream and mill of the night
that I was hooking up with Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
That's not unusual?

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
Uh? Is this a sign I should slide into the
cartnark d ms? Now see do I need a woody
dream interpretation I think you're just crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
Please please don't use cart narks for dming stuff, because
number one, I know how screen shots work, and number two,
just you know, I've got a Twitter account.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
What do you producer?

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
That's much more efficient?

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
So what what do you mean?

Speaker 7 (01:48:18):
Well, for instance, if so, let's say someone else makes
the first move and slides into the cart arks official
d ms. By the way, I think we just hit
one point two million followers.

Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
So I appreciate that.

Speaker 7 (01:48:28):
Then even if I say my only answer is that
I can say is thanks a lot for tech for
sending us this message. We don't do that here because
that that that account only deals with cards. Because if
I even say, hey, that sounds great screenshot, boom, I'll
look at the cart narks.

Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
He's such a creep. I thought he's about cards, etcetera.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
Okay, trying to do the right thing, trying to keep
business and personal. I'm getting a yeah, yeah, I say,
because these YouTubers get canceled for that kind.

Speaker 7 (01:48:58):
Oh exactly, And even if it's the other person's I do, yeah,
it's it's not that's not what it's for looking for.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
As I saw that, I was thinking about dreams over
the weekend, and I was like, huh uh oh here. Yeah.
So boxer Sugar Ray Robinson backed out of a fight
because he had dreamed that he was going to kill
his opponent in the ring. After a priest and a
minister convinced Robinson the fight, he went into the ring

(01:49:23):
and he ended up killing his opponent, Jimmy Doyle.

Speaker 7 (01:49:27):
And that's what people like, is this real? I look,
is a real story? That's so yeah, it's pretty bad.
Asked to say I can't fight you. I'm afraid I'm
going to.

Speaker 2 (01:49:35):
Kill kill you with my fist, and so all these
sorts ago right to the comments and all these people
are like, dude, this is why I listened to my dreams.
Like this is God's way of speaking to you and
communicating with the Univers's way of communicating with you is
through your dreams. Yeah, but let's hope that dreams aren't

(01:49:55):
real or telling or whatever. I've had so many ones, dude,
I get these like crazy violent dreams. What kind of
violentce Like we're like somebody is like being an a
hole or whatever, Like you know what like as if
Mark Sanchez approached me in a in a parking.

Speaker 6 (01:50:09):
Lot, wailing on somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:50:10):
Oh dude, I mean, and like we're talking like mega bloody,
dead dead violent, like it's something falling over there on
the off the feeding table. Yeah, and or just weird
dreams in general where you wake up going, oh, thank God,
that's not real. If that's the Universe's way of trying
to communicate with me, then I'm f I actually had a.

Speaker 6 (01:50:30):
Dream last night that I was at an Edge Sharon
concert and he took off his pants in the middle
of the set and he had a tail and I
threw up.

Speaker 2 (01:50:39):
So that makes sense that why you're thinking about that
because you just saw it. Sharing We've been making a
lot of jokes about how you say that you know
your love of them, you would suck it to the base.
You know that that makes more when something's like just
kind of random out of nowhere.

Speaker 6 (01:50:52):
I mean, are you scared, Like is it? Like, whoa
am I capable of that?

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
Like when you have dreams like that, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
That's that's a good question, But like I don't like
the idea that it is the way that the universe
or God if you're a super is communicating through you.
Because you like to just be able to chalk up
all the stuff that comes up in dreams as just
that dreams not reality, and then look past it. New
ever wants to get a good dream. Have you ever
had one where it's like it absolutely came true?

Speaker 4 (01:51:20):
I had one where the very next day, so I
had a dream that I walked into the office and
my coworker was wearing some certain jacket and he turns
to me and goes, oh, my girlfriend's pregnant. Right walking
the next day he's wearing that jacket. I go, dude,
I had a weird dream that we're standing in this
office and you told me your girlfriend's pregnant. And his

(01:51:41):
eyes just got crazy because I didn't even know he
had a girlfriend and she was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
He called her right away. So if you're into that
kind of stuff, you know what here I'm gonna I'm
gonna repost on our I'll put it in our Instagram
story this post about the sugar Raye Robinson thing, and
just read through the comments, because there story after a
story from people about the kind of like what Menace
just said about how.

Speaker 4 (01:52:09):
Like, well you hear about the lottery too, like somebody
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
They say, deja vous. It's because you dreamt it. You
don't even remember that you dreamt it, but then eventually,
oh yeah, that was a dream and it played out
exactly the same way.

Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
Have you ever had a shared dream? I had a
dream that this friend of ours in high school his
mom died in real life. And I had a dream
that I was at some sort of party, like a
wedding reception, and I saw her there, and I was
the only one there that thought, why is she here?

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
She died?

Speaker 5 (01:52:40):
That's so weird. Next day, I talked to my friend
Mike and he said, Oh, I had the weirdest dream.
We were at this party and John's mom was there,
and I was the only one that knew she was dead,
And I thought, why is she here? And I said,
I had the same dream last night.

Speaker 2 (01:52:54):
Yeah. I mean it's got me kind of creeped out.

Speaker 8 (01:52:57):
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
Yeah. No, not about the violent stuff necessarily, but just
in general. Could you dream about stuff and you know,
things seem in a dream so real.

Speaker 6 (01:53:07):
But that doesn't seem like you it does happ by
something like this, Well, because I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:53:11):
All this is like along the lines of astrology.

Speaker 4 (01:53:14):
Yeah, some reason I looked up.

Speaker 2 (01:53:15):
Is karma a real thing?

Speaker 8 (01:53:16):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:53:16):
Like because I was thinking, there's there's no reason. I
can't think of any reason, don't they say it's always
the opposite. If you dream your teeth or falling out,
you're gonna live a long life. It means you're gonna
win money. But they're like, there's all these things like
I went through a early in the year. It was
just one like just annoying thing after another, and I go,

(01:53:40):
is the is the universe mad at me? Did I
do something?

Speaker 10 (01:53:44):
And man?

Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
Was I doing some deep diving into my I'm like,
what could possibly have brought this on? If I chat gpt'
is karma real thing? I told you that story just
to see because if if it was like, oh well
there are some kind of not I wasn't expecting anything,
you know, to tell me, oh no, it's totally real.
But even still, I decided like just to kind of
look back, like did I put like some bad juju

(01:54:06):
out there?

Speaker 4 (01:54:06):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
And I really couldn't come up with I believe it
or not. I know a lot of people have an
opinion about me one way or another, because it's my
job to be on here and on the show and
have an opinion. And I give you my honest, taking
opinions on things, realizing that sometimes they're not exactly uh
you know, going to be a popular opinion or the
majority uh you know will disagree with me. But that's

(01:54:28):
that's what we do here. Despite that, like I feel
like I'm actually, in fact, i'm a good person. Like
I'm a generous person, I'm a kind person. I'm a
good friend. I'm a good you know, husband and father
and things just happened. Son, But but but things just happened.
But I'm not a religious person. But yet I I
believe in stupid stuff. Oh you know what I did

(01:54:49):
bring back Greg, And maybe because my luck has kind
of changed a little bit here recent I brought the
pay back because Greg, Greg brought it. Greg brought off like, well,
you carry the pace right and you always say I'm
not superstitious, but you have that. But ever since I
put it back in its rightful place, things have kind
of turned around. This is very like if a medical

(01:55:13):
thing came through and like a couple other things kind
of fell in somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:55:16):
So yeah, so dude, I don't know, you're such a conundrum.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
I am.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
I don't know. This is incongrusis But also I think
I want to believe. I kind of feel like like
I want to believe.

Speaker 6 (01:55:28):
I want to believe in ghost They just don't come
to me.

Speaker 2 (01:55:30):
Yeah, I want to believe, but I can't get myself
from a common sense standpoint to do it. But just
in case, I'll hedge my bed.

Speaker 4 (01:55:36):
People will hyper focus though, Like if something early in
the day bad happens, then they're like, oh, I'm just
going to have a bad day.

Speaker 2 (01:55:43):
So every little thing that's bad fulfilling. Noticed, that's true.
Same thing, tell my son, that's all you focus on.
I said, if you think something's going to suck, it's
going to suck. That's true. Like that that will happen
if you have a completely negative outlook or idea about something,
it's going to suck.

Speaker 6 (01:55:58):
But also, like my brother in law is a neuroscientist
and he studies this stuff all day and he's a
professor or whatever. And there's just so much stuff that
we the lay people do not understand about our brains
that we chuck up to like magic or you know, God,
the university. We just don't get it. But it's it's
all there's a reason.

Speaker 2 (01:56:16):
For two things. He just reminded me of of something
one was. I saw this video yesterday. It was this
guy I think it was in Ireland and there was
a hole in the beach and he was convinced that
it came like from some you know, alien or something,
as they did. And he was like, well, there was
this rock at the center where you could see there's
a seer mark on the one side. Literally, some guys

(01:56:36):
saw this report on the news and they hit the
news team up the news station like, yeah, this was
us yesterday. It was his dude, adult dude and a
bunch of his bros. And they were just digging a
hole in the sand at that beach and that was
possibly that was the hole. And so this guy looked
like a total idiot. And in fact, I just I
reposted that one too yesterday. That's on our WOODI Show

(01:56:57):
Instagram story. You could see that that's really funny the
way the whole thing planet. But he was convinced that
it was these aliens or some other kind of life
format to put this hole on the beach. That sounds newsworthy,
hole in beach. And then well we hear about crop
circles or these other stupid things from time to time.
It's like a three foot hole this right. Yeah, the report,
the report is hilarious. The report is like, how I

(01:57:21):
always noticed the time nine to eleven, nine eleven AM
nine eleven PM. I might not have looked or thought
about the time for hours, but the second that I
You know how sometimes you're laying in bed and you're like, oh, man,
I can't fall asleep. I've been here forever, and you
roll over and you look. You mean, like, why in
that moment that I decided to roll over and see
the clock where it was not? Is something going to

(01:57:42):
happen on nine to eleven at nine to eleven? Are
those numbers? Like of some you start doing this whole thing.
Of course I read up on that, and just because
you notice it, you notice that we look at the
time way more than you think.

Speaker 6 (01:57:54):
You do, right, and that one's registering.

Speaker 2 (01:57:56):
Yeah, but you never notice or you never make note
or yeah it never.

Speaker 5 (01:58:00):
That goes to MENACE's point. If you have something happened
in the morning that kind of throws off your schedule
for a couple of minutes, then you're going to notice
all day.

Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
It's like, oh, the world is trying to slow down bias. Yeah, yeah, right, exactly.
So you know, you look at the clock a number
of times out the day, you've noticed that it's you know,
eight forty one.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
And because you don't give it a second thought when
you look at it's four oh three. Correct, don't give
it a second thought, but you do, you know, not
to eleven son of a bitch.

Speaker 7 (01:58:25):
And like Manister saying, this is just like therapy if
you're if you're conditioned or primed to believe you have
problems and you're stupid and that's all, and you're emotionally wrecked,
and you're not going.

Speaker 2 (01:58:34):
To like this, Gina, that's a. That's a. That's another
thing I'm starting to come around on with Menace and
Sea Bats. I think I'm more and more on that
team after you benefited, because because I think about it
and I go, I don't know, man like have like
nobody's ever been quote cured.

Speaker 6 (01:58:51):
Well, it's not about right, is it?

Speaker 2 (01:58:53):
Huh? It's about it should be? It should be what
do you cure?

Speaker 6 (01:58:56):
I mean, you just get better at living your life
without without thinking the world.

Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
Where you wanted you whatever you went to therapy for.
Kind of like you know, I feel curate resolving that
what that one? But have I ever resolved in it.
Like you read all these things about no even they
talked to There's a guy they interviewed him. He's a
he's a psychologist, and he's like, no, I've never cured anybody.

Speaker 6 (01:59:16):
But do you feel like your life has become more
manageable after you went to therapy?

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
I did in retrospect, No, because I teach you how to,
but you pick up different things along the way anyway,
Like I just so happened to get that one piece
of advice that I love, Like, what's the worst case scenario?

Speaker 4 (01:59:35):
This?

Speaker 2 (01:59:35):
Will you be okay? Yeah, then don't worry about so that.
Maybe it didn't work for you, but one thing out
of the billion.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
But do you think it helped you at the time?

Speaker 11 (01:59:44):
Because talk therapy is also a thing for a reason,
because you need to get it out, you need to
say it, and it helps you organize your thoughts and
what you're feeling and all that.

Speaker 3 (01:59:52):
Kind of stuff without saying it to somebody in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:59:55):
I haven't categorized at this point the same way I
do the uh what it called the needles and the chiropractice. Yeah,
if you feel like it helps you, great, Yeah, you
know it's religion. Like I'm not a religious person. But
if if you feel like that's good for you and
that makes you a better person, you feel, you know,
like more connected to something whatever. Great, if you need that,

(02:00:17):
You're like great, I have no problem with it.

Speaker 6 (02:00:19):
It's also like hypnotism, Like there are some people that
just can't be hypnotized because there's there's a part of
their brain that won't allow it. There you go, so
you can't. Maybe you can't go to that place, that's
my point. And maybe you can't go to that place
healthy because you will allow it to happen.

Speaker 4 (02:00:32):
Some horrific things that have happened to people that they
do need to talk to somebody about.

Speaker 2 (02:00:38):
Sure, I do support and they don't have anybody, Like
they don't have a really close friend, they don't have it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:00:43):
Also their close friend isn't qualified to do that.

Speaker 2 (02:00:45):
Yeah, I'm saying I'm fine, I'm not anti right. Yeah,
I think I'm just more in you know, the camp
of like a menace and we've got everybody. Yeah, we
got a little much. We got to get break. We're
running it eight seven seven forty four. Didn't dream that
we would. I didn't mean to get on a on
a weird dream tangent. But I did. I did repost
that thing that got me all thinking about it. The

(02:01:07):
thing about sugar Ray Robinson, that is crazy. I had
the dream that he was going to kill his opponent
and then we talked about it and then he actually
did so. But read the stories that people in the
comments have, I mean, it's trippy. It's really trippy. Well, uh,
that's on our Woodies show Instagram at the Woody Show.
Check it out.

Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
I got diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
My mouth is trying a Woody show. The wood Show.
What is it that you're wanting? Is just like bread?
Before we went on the other she was talking about
there was something she left out like six hours yesterday.

Speaker 6 (02:01:44):
Yeah, I kind of drink was It was like this
Nestley chocolate like no sugar added, packed with protein like milk.
And because you got me doing it what you don't
realize it, but that that like laughing half life, fair life.

Speaker 2 (02:01:58):
Not half life laughing, yeah, fair.

Speaker 8 (02:02:00):
Life, whatever it is.

Speaker 6 (02:02:02):
I started putting it in my coffee instead of creamer,
and I was like, that's a fun idea for me.
So I got so they didn't have that kind where
at the store I was at. But I was like, oh,
this will work, I guess. But then I always separate
all my groceries at the grocery store by temperature, so
they bag all the frozen together, all the fridge together,
all the regular together. Well, somehow this one made it
into my like face washbag, and I didn't see it

(02:02:23):
until I went to sleep last night, and I was like,
and so I put it in the fridge and pretended
like it didn't happen, and I've been drinking.

Speaker 8 (02:02:29):
It all morning.

Speaker 2 (02:02:30):
Wait, so you got it from the refrigerated section. Yeah, okay,
because the those ones that I brought in they're not
in refrigerator.

Speaker 6 (02:02:37):
Well that's why I can find them.

Speaker 2 (02:02:38):
Yeah, there are some milk types. Yeah, they're in with
all that stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:02:41):
Oh okay, well I thought they were in their fridge.

Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
So, which I was creeped me out because my kids,
when they were little, my wife would buy them. They
look like little juice boxes or their chocolate milk, and
I forget the name of the brand, but they love
these things. And I was like, is this weird that
we're buying It wasn't No, it wasn't you. Who was
It was like chocolate milk.

Speaker 6 (02:02:58):
Okay, they'll see else stable.

Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
If it's you would think right, you'll see it at Costco.
And just like non refrigerated, these tall, skinny like rectangle
boxes and then they lived. They do have some in
the refrigerated section. But also like if you go down
the aisle where all the juice boxes and stuff are,
they would have them there too. I'm like, this doesn't
seem right.

Speaker 6 (02:03:20):
Well, is it like ozimbic? Like you can leave it
out of the fridge, but if you do, don't put
it back to the fridge. I feels a little weird,
but I'll let you know what happens.

Speaker 2 (02:03:28):
Maybe because you know, well the question you mind after
about when you got home from the store, you didn't unpack.

Speaker 6 (02:03:34):
Your No, I unpacked everything from the cold bags. I
didn't know they put this in with my face washed
and my room temperature stuff, which it was not supposed
to go in.

Speaker 2 (02:03:42):
Right, But that even that you just left in the
this is what is it's horizon. This is the brain.

Speaker 6 (02:03:48):
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (02:03:50):
Yeah, And they sell them like by the case, but
they're they're not in the I mean again, they have
some in the refrigerated milk section.

Speaker 6 (02:03:58):
Let's ask but.

Speaker 2 (02:04:00):
When you go to Costco, they're by the waters and
the cost drinks. They're with all those other ones, the
protein drinks and stuff. Yeah, okay, Premiere Premiere Protein is
the one that Costco always uh pushing on the customers.

Speaker 6 (02:04:16):
Yeah right, well I'll go back. Should I go back
for Premiere Protein or for laughing cow cheese?

Speaker 2 (02:04:22):
Not laughing cow? What is it? Fair life? I'm saying,
if you go to uh, you know what, I think
I might have an extra case of it if you
want it.

Speaker 6 (02:04:33):
No, I don't want to take yours.

Speaker 2 (02:04:34):
It's it's sitting there. We still have some. We haven't gone.
We're not going through it super quick, so you might
as well take it.

Speaker 6 (02:04:39):
Well, since I'm only using a splash for my coffee,
I'll take one. It'll last me a week.

Speaker 2 (02:04:42):
Harding to take them. And you know, have your husband's
done working out with Tony Horton.

Speaker 6 (02:04:46):
That's true, he's going to need to replenish. If you
know what I mean. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:04:51):
You can send us a text over to two to
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It would And that's it for Monday. I'm gonna tell
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Speaker 5 (02:05:42):
Yeah, Woody, I saw this quote and I thought you
would love it. It's not hilarious or anything, but it's cool.
If you're persistent, you'll get it. If you're consistent, you'll
keep it. Didn't that week of Woody.

Speaker 2 (02:05:57):
Yes, say it again.

Speaker 5 (02:05:58):
If you're persistent, you'll get it. If you're consistent, you'll
keep it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:02):
Oh, I do like that. That was for you. That
might go in my quotes my quote file. I have
notes of quotes.

Speaker 6 (02:06:11):
Yeah, that's a good one, quotes.

Speaker 2 (02:06:12):
On my phone. Yeah, that's a good one. I like
that one.

Speaker 1 (02:06:15):
Good.

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