FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 7th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody morning, all right days Tuesday. It's
October the seventh, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome, We are
the Woody Show. Another another day ahead of us, guys
through it together.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Money is what?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
That's Greg Gory? We got a menace? What is a
month boy himself?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yes, it's very exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
We got grad we got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy
Morgan is here. The phones are open at eight seven,
seven forty four Woody. You can hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven. Vaughan
doing his thing on the cameras. We got bored, we
got Menji on things down the Woody Show production department
coming up for you to ever go to talk tech
with our friend Rich on tech.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's Amazon Prime days, so today and tomorrow, and it feels.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Like it's all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I know lately it is.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Always Amazon Prime. I'm trying to think of something really
cool that I just bought or anything interesting on Amazon
and good bye.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I got my cart, Like yeah, Razors.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
No, No, I mean like any good find.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Something really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh I did buy something cool actually, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Dan by.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
The correction to genius point of why it always seems
like it's Prime Days because it's not. It's bigeld Day
rebranded Prime Big Deal Day, right, so the Prime days
are different. Big deals are just like you know, Half
Christmas or Birthday.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, Gina, what were you thinking?

Speaker 6 (02:13):
I wasn't was I was agreeing. Gene is right, She's
like it always seems like every Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
They just rebranded exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
See where the hell that thing goes for your cell phone?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I saw because I saw a video for this thing
on on Instagram. It's a it's a vacuum magnetic suction
holder for your phone and you can put it on
any flat surface and you twist it like a like
a knob. It sucks to whatever it is, but it works.
I tried it once. I got them like there's no way,
there's no way.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And I tried it out and it's legit to any surface.
Ye yes, yep.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
H stuck it on there. Twist, twist, twist and uh
and then it's got this little magnetic part right there.
Your phone is clip but it swivels, it moves, it turns,
and you can put it in pretty much any position so.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
You lived and watch videos or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Here's the thing. If you're on like a plane, for example,
you can stick it to the tray table click click
click like that, and then just put the phone on
it just like that. Uh, it'll do onto the dash
or onto your windshield or you know, because I used
to have a thing for the car, uh you know
where we clip into the to the air vents, and
then they changed all the air vents and all these

(03:23):
cars and like for I would say like eight out
of ten cars, rental cars or even my own car,
Like it doesn't work anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, our friends have made those.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, we use them for those are great. I just
gave I found like another because I had a spare one.
I brought it in. I gave it the dumb ass
tile like you want.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
This thing.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Ultimate?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah that this this thing, this thing really works. It's
the I can't pronounce the name of the company. It's
x U y s I like Channa yep. Vacuum magnetic
suction phone holder. It's it's great, It's it's really cool.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
This looks like the thing they're pressing or pushing the
most for an Amazon choice big days is they're pushing.
They have smart glasses now they have a couple different
echo frames.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Now.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
The thing is they apparently they only do like audio
and stuff, which is they're cheaper than your MetaType glasses,
but much less functional is what.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
They have actually had those for quite a while, because
you ever run into like those Amazon stores where they
have the products, yes in the store.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Not a long time.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
I think they still haven't, I don't know, but they
had those glasses available in there so you can play
with them.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
But yeah, I think the metaglasses are way better.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I know you like that. Are you gonna get the
new ones?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
The risk with the risk of the dangle where you
move your hand around it like you can.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
You don't have to use that, but it will show
up like things will show display will show up on
the inside of the lens.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I definitely want to report. Okay, so then you use
your hand to move.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
But you have to wear a separate smart device risk
toggle those things.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You don't have to use that, things.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Will get You're not gonna buy it, yeah, you get to.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
I'm not gonna buy it without seeing it first. So
I want to run into it somewhere.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, well, we'll talk to rich Rich on tech and
see what his thoughts are and all this stuff. We
have the Idaho Prison pen Pals today, which you know,
Gina is always obsessed.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
With these guys.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
They create these videos, and these guys who are in prison,
they create these videos and they release them and they're
they're looking for love or they're trying to get people
to put money onto their.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
Under their books, under their books, and some of these
guys are real charmers.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
I gotta tell you, I did wonder.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Who I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
I think that was the sixth mement that said that
when we put you in jail, you still get to
like talk to the chairs.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Pretty money.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Greig's been requesting this as a segment for a while.
We haven't done it in a while, but we're gonna
do the We're gonna try out open phones.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I just remember it went well last time we did it.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
It either goes really well or it's really terrible. But
the calls are either really good and some interesting stuff,
or it's really awful, or there's even like stuff because
you know, Morgan goes to the calls and stuff like
the stuff we can't even put on the air.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh yeah, So again, it's either a lot.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's either really bad news headlines. Meda says, the Latest
and World of Entertainment will do the Birthday's porn of
Birthday all come up here on the Woodie Show. If
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Speaker 1 (06:14):
The Woody Show. All right, welcome back.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Everybody phones open eight seven seven forty four Woody, text
us over to two two ninety seven. I guess, And
maybe I confuse some people because people are calling in
for open phones already. That's gonna be a little bit later.
I'm just giving the number if you want to be
part of whatever it is. But yeah, just everybody calm down.
We'll get to it.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Interest rates, you know, gas prices, the monthly consumer price index.
It gives us insight into the state of the economy.
But uh, there's the story. I was reading this research
that was done. It's a financial services company that just
looked at how much people are spending on others, so
buying someone gifts for their birthday, months for example, leaving tips,

(07:00):
and you know how much the tooth fairy is leaving
under pillows and so it's it's they call the going
rate study because.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
You want to like, well, how much is whatever?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
How much are people? It's the going rate study focusing
on how people give tip and celebrate, just to kind
of see if you are in the normal by the
numbers range. All right, So half of people from the
study say they don't know what the right amount is
to give, but fifty percent admit they feel pressure to
spend a certain amount on gifts someone's birthday or someone's

(07:33):
getting married, Like my cousin's getting married here in a
couple of weeks. I'm gonna go to the wedding. My
wife just asked me the other day, like, so we
get what are we giving her a dollar amount?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Because it's always money. We all just can figure, Like
you know, new new couples, you know newly what they
can always use money.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
That I hate, like the honeymoon fund. I hate the
whatever fund. I just like, just put a list out
and I'll buy you an item off the list.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
No, no, no, that's the thing. They didn't say, my cousin
doesn't have a honeymoon fund. They're not asking for anything
in particular. I mean she's in her thirties.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
You know, thirties adults get married. We already have all
our stuff. In fact, I think I'm sure I know,
I know it well.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
So she's like, oh, you know what, whatever registered It
would be uncomfortable at that point, but cash is king absolutely,
and I got no problem. I got no problem. Don'ting
to like a honeymoon fund.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
But what's too little? What's too much?

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Well?

Speaker 8 (08:26):
What the standard? What did your wife say? Because usually
it's what one hundred.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
It depends person. I would say minimum is like a hundred.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah, for a wedding, and not for what you said.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Maybe maybe kind of guesstimate what they're paying per head
and double that.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Maybe Yeah, it's like eighty bucks ahead.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
This is a cousin and she's been through a lot
and whatever, so we're you know, we're being more down now.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
It's the same for poor people like say, I'm going
to a wedding. Are they expecting one hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, no, they.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
Know we knew our friends. So I was like, please
don't send us anything, just come to the wedding.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Now six and ten, people feel that the whole gifting
culture has gotten out of hand and people are just
experiencing gift fatigue. This is what I bring up when
it comes to like, you know, obligation, man, I want
to be free of obligation on things like. That's why
I'm not asking for anything because I don't want to
be asked to give you anything, you know what I mean,
like for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, all these obligation days.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Speaking of which, if I can ask Gina a question
and you might get where I'm going here. But when
I was working as a college intern again poor person
for my boss. I was studying abroad in England. I
got a letter from my boss in America wanting for me,
asking for a gift for his daughter's bot Mitzvah, a
daughter who used me I'd never met in my life.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
That's t Wait, were you invited to the bot Mitzvah? No, No,
that's I've never heard of anything like that. That's just
a bad person. Oh, that's not standard in any way.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't even like them when people stuff in like, oh,
my son's team is what I hate because that's another
old gage, Like what are you supposed to say no?
Because then you're a total dick. So of course I
always buy whatever.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
It is, like the why is it your son selling it?
Where are you hoofing it for him?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Because they put it on the parents too, you know
what they're doing, Like girls Scout cookies and stuff go
door to door.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
I support the girl Scout cookie things, So I stupid
popcorn from the boys. Nobody wants to.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I don't want that crowd.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
According to the People, the average going rate for a
birthday gift is fifty six bucks for an adult, eighty
three bucks for kids, eighty five bucks for a wedding gift,
and the going rate for a holiday gift is sixty
four dollars.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Eighty five bucks for a kid.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
Yeah, do I have to step up my game?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Fifty five bucks for Mother's Day that seems low, thirty
eight bucks for Father's Day it tracks it's and then
for a teacher or coach gift it's fifteen bucks.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's low.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
See that's the thing that we talked about gift fatigue.
It's like you get my.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Father kid's tea sure at present now, oh yeah, chases and.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
They don't want that crap either. When at the end
of the year, yea and Christmas for kids.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Weekly allowance on averages, what.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Now thirty really?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
I don't we don't do allowance.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I would guess ten thirty seven dollars is the average. Now,
I kind of I was born at the wrong time.
Tooth fairy payouts are now an average of fifteen dollars
per child.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
So they visit us, they ball fifteen dollars.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Per tooth our tooth fairy, my teeth.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I think the most we did was five bucks.

Speaker 10 (11:38):
I know someone that did one hundred's.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
When it comes to tipping, people report leaving an average
of sixteen percent for takeout, eleven percent for food delivery,
fourteen percent for you know, you go get your hair
data or whatever, and then a ten percent for ride
share services. Cash and gift cards are more acceptable as
present now than they were in the past.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Thank god.

Speaker 7 (12:02):
No.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, so eighty percent of people say it's a it's
a it's an Okay, it's fine, it's acceptable. It used
to be Oh that's so impersonal and yeah, dude, I
would take gift cards all day. Oh yeah, more than
half think their generation spends more than others on gifts.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh yeah, when it comes to the wedding thing, about
half of people say that you should pay for the plate.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Help your plate, that's what they say.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, the best presence can't be wrapped. According to forty
four percent, who would rather give the gift of time,
oh yes, than money or material thing. Here's the worst
gift you could do. Donation has been made in your name.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
That's the lamest one.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
That's the lamesting.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Somebody bought you a star, you know, support that charity.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Be lame, right, Greg, it would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
They're and they're saying that that more people are adopting
a no gift policy for the holidays, but.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
They do those don't get enforced. I have that every
damn year with my mom. Yeah, he gives me a
thousand things, so I preemptively get her stuff even though
we just said no. Gregs so annoying. I'm trying with
my parents. I am.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I think we because we do other things throughout the year,
we'd rather do something for them, you know. And it
might be something in the middle of the summer that
they're doing that you know, is really cool to them,
and so we'll chip it on that and we'll take
care of that rather than waiting till Christmas and doing it.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Then. See what do you could relate? The last thing
I want is more stuff. Oh yeah, all I want
to do is get rid of stuff. And if you
give me something eight Christmas, I don't it's just more stuff.
I don't need it.

Speaker 11 (13:35):
This is non.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I welcome back everybody. Yeah, idiot. Is Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
We are the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Today is National Forgiveness and Happiness Day. Greg.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Today is you matter to me day?

Speaker 12 (13:49):
Bag?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I think we learned yesterday that you know, maybe we
don't matter to Greg. But yeah, it's we have this
everyday National fruit at work today?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Get Greg? Between me and Sammy. There's so many minutes,
so much fruit.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
We used to have fruits and.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
A few not so sure of fruits.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Oh and today is a World Cotton Day.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Love cotton.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, dude, this uh said story?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
It happened.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
I think it was like last month. Serena Williams.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Oh yeah, she was.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
She was at this hotel. I'm not even sure what
the hotel was. And you know how they have that
table that's right by the elevators on every floor. They
usually has a house phone on it. Always used that house.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Anyway, so she posted a video and she goes, well,
how do you feel about this as a decoration? It
was just a sprig from like a cotton plant or
you know whatever, that cotton whatever. It didn't it looked
it looked fine. I was gonna ask I have one question, Greg,
because I saw it. I thought it was ugly. You'd
rather have flower?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Flowers?

Speaker 13 (14:56):
Flowers?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Are they a good I probably write the same category
as like a first of all, pussy willow, right, but
low maintenance like flowers. Yeah, keep changing them out or whatever.
And so she goes, how do we feel about this
as a decoration? Personally?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
For me?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
It doesn't feel great. She was trying to like, okay, okay, bitch.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Then she plucks, you know, some cotton from the plant
and then she like kind of visibly shutters and says,
yeah she stopped.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
It got almost zero supportive.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, dude, talk about trying to find something anyway. Well,
Happy World Cotton Day. Oh today in history? It was
today in nineteen sixteen, in the most lopsided football game
on record. I know where you're going with this you're
alma mater, Georgia Tech. Thank you to the humbled Cumberland University.

(15:50):
The final score was two and twenty two to zero.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
I guess when you have smart engineers doing it? Here
is mathematically went.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
There in nineteen sixteen.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Scholars. Where's a couple of university up to these days?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Is it a university?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Who guess the birthday is the port of Berthey coming
up here in a second minutes? Give us a couple
of stories here in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Well, there's an injustice, guys. The Kelsey brothers were snubbed
by the Golden Globes. The Golden Globes have a new
category for podcasts, and some people that have been well
I know exactly why they're doing this, but just to
let you know real quick on who has been nominated.
That'd be Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler,

(16:35):
Dak Shepherd, people that weren't famous before podcasting.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
People who are already actors in their world.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
And the non famous who actually built a podcast would
be Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy. Mel Robbins. Well,
you can kind of argue that yeah, and then Ben Shapiro,
and you have Tucker Carlson, Joe Roche, and then you
have Theovon and a couple more so snubbed guys. But

(17:05):
the reason they're doing this because all these podcasts are
going to talk.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
About the Gold Gold. Yes, so it's it's genius.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Well, if you look at any of us are great
awards shows. That's literally who's nominated and who wins is
what's the biggest name we can get.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, what's the biggest name we can get? Show up
to the ceremony and we'll talk.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
About it beforehand so people will tune in.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I've not I've only seen clips of Theovon's podcast on
his Instagram. Yes, that's something I've seen. Is the podcast good?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, it's great. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
Are they all like really heartfelt in depth conversations.

Speaker 11 (17:34):
No.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
So he will either interview somebody that's like super famous
or he'll just interview He has one recently that's been
going really well where he interviews an Amish kid that's
on What's Yeah when you get to like, you know,
go check out the world. That was really really good. Yeah,
So it's kind of like all over the place or
he'll just do like a solo podcast and just talk

(17:56):
about what's going on in his life.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Pretty good. Check it out, all right.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Another thing that has been posted online and we've been
waiting for ten years for it. Did you see that
it finally got posted The Mister Beast video that he
scheduled ten years ago to talk about, Oh, I don't
know where I'm going to be at in the future,
and uh that was a good time yet.

Speaker 11 (18:15):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
So he did the video speaking to his future self
and he said, you know, if I by this time
in ten years, I don't have a million, one million subscribers,
I've failed in life.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah. I think it's done. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
So that video got released and of course he has
gone way beyond one million subscribers. He has four hundred
and forty million. That video that got posted has had
over twenty six million views within the first twenty four hours. Now,
can we get some losers who didn't make it and
see their videos?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
I don't know, I'm sure those have no views. All right,
some other thing to talk about. I just want to
bring it up. So Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, who
is her ex husband. They were married I think seventeen
years girl. They were just recently seen at their kids
tennis game. Now that's the part that I forget when
you break up match match all right, yeah the ball thing, dude.

(19:12):
They they had to show up to the game and
you know, support their kids, be good. You know, parents
support it. But I forget about that, Like, Okay, yeah
you have like your child support thing stuff they got
to do. But if you want to be a good parent,
you still have to see that the partner. That kind
of sucks, right, like you don't want this person in
your life. But yeah, so they were together kids, thank you.

(19:36):
And another reason I'm bringing this up is we just
did that me and Greet with with what you showed
listeners and Joe Cooy and this dude, this one guy
showed up with his ex wife and his current wife
to the me and greet with their kids, and they
were they were all really cool. Like that's I mean,
that is very rare. I think you do that better

(19:57):
than guys can.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, and the gays, right, Greg, No, I mean allegedly yes,
but in my case, absolutely not. Oh really absolutely, I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
I think I mean, we know Mike friend Mike, he's
always hanging out with his axes all the time.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
That's more lesbianic. It is really yes, they all stay
best friends.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
But lesbians do.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Scorged goes back to Menaces whole thing that he said
for years about like, you know, try to find a
woman who has a friend from childhood, who still has
a friend from childhood. But this is very rare.

Speaker 8 (20:35):
This is like a specific group which is lesbian women,
and they're like what we used to date, but now
we're best friends and it's very Yeah, I forgure.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
The fallout would have been like mega drama.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
They're not that.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
They're not those chicks you really bond When he says,
I think, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Morgan knows when you slam, it's just different together.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, you can't undo that.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, alright, is there more to that story? Mets or good, Okay,
time for the birthdays show. Say we're gonna shiver, We're
gonna sit. She was like, it's shiverday and you know,
we don't do and we'll sorry the celebrities as always,
Happy birthday to Simon Cowell. It was sixty six today

(21:19):
from MENACE's favorite band ever, radiohead Tom Yorke. Hell yeah
is fifty seven, Just a bunch of fun guys. It
was in the X Men movies. Also the Rookie Sean
Ashmore is forty six. Brie Olsen she was Charlie Sheen's
head and goddess during his meltdown her nurse. Yeah, and
a fan of Cardnar Breye Olsen is thirty nine. Most Important.

(21:41):
John Cooper Mellencamp is seventy four. Lewis Capaldi is twenty nine.
Todd's been very hot. Tony Braxton is fifty eight. Joy Behart,
Oh yeah, great, if only Greg was straight, you know.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Joy Bayhart Market.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Is eighty three today and world renown, world renown. Just
and also that's a name that you would think he's
a rapper. Yo Yo Ma Yom is seventy years old
Today in the Buildings and your Porn Old Birthday is
Jelena Jensen and today's break the Girl. She's been under
the sheets more than a ghost five and seventy three

(22:19):
fine films, including pot O Vagina. She was in Lesbian
House Hunters Greg Volumes five and thirteen and.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Being Best Prad.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Here's another one that you might like. Six Girl Neighborhood
orgy Yeow. She was in Lesbian's Bumping Boobs.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Prison has Changed You?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Volume one? Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Also, you wanted the Bush, You got the Bush?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
And who can forget her unforgettable role in Little Red
Riding Hood's Harry Hole. Which one.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
That's Jelena Jensen, who's forty four.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I don't know she's Greek God.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Where is this going?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, Little Red Riding Hoods Harry Hole, Julia Jensen's forty four.
Today Metroporto Birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is a
Tuesday morning. Look at what's happening around the world of entertainment.
You're on the Woody Show. I'm gonna take a quick break.
More Woodes Show is next. Hang on The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Will be right back.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
in sensitivity training, trade, politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's Tuesday morning.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
It's October seventh, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, my nice, Woody, it was Greg Gory.

Speaker 14 (23:32):
You.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
We got Venice to the Grand Can, we got Sea Beat,
Sammy's here, Morgan is here this morning morning. We got
the phones open at eight seven, seven, forty four, They're
gonna be wide open here.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh, yeah, very soon, Gaping.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
It's a yeah, it's a it's a thing that Greg
has been requesting now for a while, hadn't gotten around
to it. Open funds. The phones are always open. We
always say that, like, whatever you want to call in with,
but literally we are turning the show over to you
and anything you want to call in with. You got
a question, something you want to bring up. Do you
want to get everybody's take on whatever, Uh, you can

(24:10):
just call it. That's it, all right. And sometimes this
segment goes really great. Sometimes it's really terrible. Yeah, and
I think it's different now. I mean, you hear it
on on a lot of talk shows. They'll they'll do well,
we got the open phone segment killed up next whatever.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
We like.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
There's all these guys on the talk radio they're either
and you're going crazy about it. The sports talk guys
they're constantly just hand like this, but I'm not sure
what's happening, you know, like that's the sports talk guys.
And then when you get into the political kind of
talk realm, you have people talking like.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
This huge pauses.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
It's a big, huge pauses or we're gonna do the
phones this open anyway, So you get to call if
you got questions. It could be an ask the WOODI
showed thing, whatever you got. Yeah, you'll be able to
call in. Uh, we'll take your calls eight seven seven
forty four, Woody go through some of the maybe the
after hours voicemails. The big difference now I've noticed since

(25:15):
you know, we use social media and we use the
text a lot. It's like Gina doesn't want to talk
on the phone. Oh, so there's a lot of people
who are like that, and so we get a lot
more texts these days. With it, the text goes nuts.
There's a lot of that, and there's fewer calls. It
used to be where you know, people would just call.
This's the only way to really do it. Yeah, And

(25:36):
then things, as you know, technology and people's habits and
whatever change, and so now it's it's a lot of
text interact, which is great. I don't care how people interact.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
But also it's a lot of what I noticed in
the podcast world as well. It's voicemails like, yeah, everyone
just plays voicemails. Yeah, yeah, voice message yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
The talk back feature like on the app or you're
listening on the app, you use the feature after ours,
voicemails and things like that.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
If my phone rings, I think, what's wrong?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
If my mom? If my mom calls me at a
time where she knows doesn't if she called me right now,
I would go to break and pick up that phone
call absolutely, because she knows that I'm here, and she
knows that I'm working. If she knows that I'm doing something,
then she's calling in. Yeah, I go, hey, is everything
is how I entered the phone?

Speaker 11 (26:23):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Is everything all right? Exactly?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah, my mom knows what I'm doing, so yeah, sorry,
I forgot.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
The Okay, yeah, call me later. I'm like, all right,
you got to be a heart attack when you well,
she leaves voicemails. Now she starts with nothing serious. I
just want to they know.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
If you text me the words call me, I won't
be able to call you back because I will be
busy dealing with my strokes shaking.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
I hate I love the phone call. That means, that
just means it's too much to text.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, but that's fine.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
It's a scary text to get called me.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
It's easy to be after. We need to talk, right
or we need to chat. I don't know what it
is about. Chat like we need a chat. Yeah, you
and I are gonna have a chat.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
What's your mortgage?

Speaker 15 (27:07):
Do?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I always do the so you just bought that house?

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Hume right off the line, regret that the just like
call me all the time to you?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Do you streuss out? Or what's that do?

Speaker 5 (27:21):
I forget no, give me gregor built differently? I call
that person. Yeah, that's text of what he is like,
call me, because.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Then otherwise medace has to like spell words.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I understand.

Speaker 14 (27:32):
You know.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I prefer the phone call because it's just quick easy.
If it's a if it's a really quick question, I
would just send the question. But if it's more something
that requires an explanation, or it's something where I'm looking
for your taker opinion or you know, input on something,
then I'm just gonna call. It's quicker.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Yeah, then you get it.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Dot dot dot, But you're the kind of dot being
told what to do. When I get a text that
says call me, my response in my head is no,
this guy I'm having.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
What it doesn't mean right, it's just a note of whenever,
like when you you know, when you have a chance
to call.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
Them, then why isn't the text saying call me instead
of just calling.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Good point Morgan, not a good point, because that then
it gives you the opportunity to do at your leisure, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
This means it, So it's not it's supposed to be
following up with call me when you're free.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
But typically when you're freaking So here's here's how I work. Like,
I will try somebody, Yeah, if they don't pick up
and go, oh they're busy, how to go, call me,
which just means when you have an opportunity, give me
a call. I will try to call first. But if
I know someone in the middle of you know, whatever
it is, I know someone's at work or something, then

(28:45):
then that's when I I will just start with the
text call me because I know they're in the middle
of something.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
And then Greg and I will have an easy fun
rest of our day at work. Call me after No,
Now I know your tone.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's not just how they text from a friend that
says call.

Speaker 8 (29:01):
Me, no, you know what I always respond to you
call me. I always respond with can't now you okay?
And then if they say yes, I'm like, I don't
talk to you when I talk to you, yeah, but
you now I have to hear my head going call me.

Speaker 13 (29:16):
Yeah, not read.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
People read into everything like that. That's got to be exhausting?

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Is it because you're not that's and you don't use well, you.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
Do use emojis, just not those kind of emojis, so
like if you're like, call me thumbs up, smiley.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Something like why I don't need a smiley face with Well,
you're not a girl, so you don't speak em Yeah,
but why why?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Why?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Why does everything got to be read into? Like sometimes
it's just call me, we need to be coddled.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
I think, no, we need to have contact.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
But is that greg, is it not exhausting? Like are
you not mentally exhausted? Usually I'm by worrying about silly
the silly things like people recognizing you at the grocery
store because you've been there, or the gina with the
calm Oh, what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Call and find out. Okay, I'm thinking of one friend
in particular who always does that call me like, no,
I'm busy napping, I'm trying to nap.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, here's some one call Yeah, I hate it you anyway,
so the open phone's coming up at this point, Maybe
you got nothing to say to us, You don't want
to call it's It's okay. We got a couple emails
we could share. We get some Matt Drivers voicemails, and
some of the things to get to, including the trending
news headlines, a.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
Lots of drama for the Jacksonville Jaguars, and Monday night football.
Last night, the Chiefs scored a touchdown with only one
minute and forty five seconds left in the game.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
It looked to be over.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
Yeah, it had to be twenty four we were watching,
but Casey got a couple of penalties. The Jags were
first and goal on the one yard line. QB Trevor
Lawrence had his footstepped on by his own teammate while
going back to pass. He fell down on the six,
stumbled while getting up, but ended up running it in
for what ended up being the winning touchdown. It's wild,
mass insane. The Jags are now four to one, Chiefs

(30:58):
two two and three four in one.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Excuse me. And that was a big debate here because
Sea Bass was I was saying.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
That a lot of teams suck this year, and yeah,
you know, and the Chiefs are here not doing great there,
and the opposite is true with the Jaguars, Like you
hear Jaguars and the association is sucks. Yeah, you know,
but they're four and one. Yeah, right, so they're tricky.

Speaker 12 (31:21):
Right.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
Well, it's tricky too because there's a lot of crap teams,
you know, raiders, et cetera, so that they they pile
up wins against other crap teams, right, so you know
the record isn't always Yeah, but then they beat the Chiefs, who.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Have been great obviously yea. But this is what everybody's
been waiting for. Minute, Like a lot of people have
been waiting for the Chiefs to suck, the same way
you waited for the Patriots to suck. You wanted them
to have a down, Yeah, like you didn't want to
see them. If I got to see them, I get it,
you get fatigue. I kind of feel like, you know,
like the the Eagles are approaching that now where people
are starting to get like some eagle fatigue. We get it, right, Yeah, exactly,

(31:54):
because the same teams.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
Well, we have an update on that Mark Sanchez story.
One of his misdemeanors has been upgraded to a felony.
So the Indie Police held a press conference yesterday saying
they've upgraded the battery charge and that more charges are possible,
and the hearing has been moved to November. So he's
gonna be cool on his heels a little while. And
from the looks of things, it sounds like cops want
to make an example out of him. The police chief said,

(32:16):
I don't care who you are, what you do for
a living, where you live. If you come into our
city and commit violence, we will use the tools at
our disposal to hold you accountable. Now prepare for a
couple of eye rolls. Because the sixty nine year old
victim he sued Sanchez and Fox Far Fox for his
injuries and says that Fox should have known about Sanchez

(32:37):
being an unfit employee.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Okay, what lawyer got a hold of him? I think
you have a pretty solid case.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
You don't need to, like, you know, yeah, but who
else are you going to turn over and shake their
pockets out?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
You don't need to. You have enough.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
You have the guy who stabbed or you got the
guy who attacked you.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Yeah, probably a couple of mill because he played for
a few years. Yeah, and he's been working for a
long time.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
So they got earning. That's see. Now you've now, I
hope he loses that. I hope they find a loophole
somewhere and like he walks away with absolutely nothing.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
You stab someone, you get nothing.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
I'm most interested and we won't know for a while
to hear what Sanchez's excuses, Like what could this guy
have done?

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Well, he already did, he already said. I hardly remember
a thing. I don't remember what happened.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Well, yeah, he's got a come up with something like
like he's Kelly, he was coming right for me sort
of thing, you know, because like he's not your driveway,
assumedly that he's blocking or whatever he did.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Why are you mad?

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Mark?

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Why are you mad?

Speaker 14 (33:33):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (33:33):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (33:34):
When some mixed report saying that he's worth forty million,
forty thirty that's.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
A nice playout, but tens of millions? Yeah.

Speaker 14 (33:40):
Well.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Game two for both the NLDS series went down last night.
The Dodgers bullpen tried to blow their four to one
leave going into the bottom of the ninth, but Freddie
Freeman saved the day with a nice defensive play. Dodgers
hang hung onto the wind four to thirty four to
thirty three for.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Two three Florida thirty three, which died no It be
right now, get the news I did. I looked at
everything and I thought, you know, I'm.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Sure you did.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
I'm sorry, and uh well the other one, the other
one was written that was user air. Now only one
game away from going back to the National League Championship
Game three tomorrow night at Dodgers Stadium. And in other
game two news, the Brewers beat the Cubs and have
two games to none lead and could lose it out
tomorrow to Chicago. Tonight it's game three for a LDS.

(34:30):
The Blue Jays could close out the Yankees in New York,
Tigers and Mariners in Detroit.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I'll tell you what, for someone whose dad is a
legendary sports guy, you blow at covering more than any
covering sports.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
You know what I used to say to him. I
used to say when they'd hold.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Up the fence, It's like you never heard of sports before.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I don't do sports. I don't know sports.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
It just sucks. These are the biggest stories right now.
So they're in her world with the news right now.

Speaker 16 (34:52):
Now.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Hate it, hate everything about it. Hate it, Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
I would love for you to do this.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
I'd love to hear how you sound attacked on what
is to you no, because I just think it's interesting.
You know, I think I see that you know Sea Best.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
You're right.

Speaker 8 (35:05):
Sea Best is known for a small, intimate meek gestures,
not the.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
On your side, but again the taxi best because he
can take it to.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Remember, you know how in games when there's someone holds
up a d and someone holds up a fence.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
I used to call my dad and go, what does
d gate mean? And he always.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
Responded the same because I asked him more than once.
Oh Angel, That's why I had a boy and a girl.
That was his response to everything, and he was right
to respond.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Texting but also like you, Okay, so your dad's like
a legendary sportscaster, right A plus years?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
All right?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
And then you are married to a guy who loves sports,
talks about sports, participates in sports all the time.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
You have a step son who plays sports. You go
to all the games, and I'm a big supporter. But
why do I have to love it?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
You have to love.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
Musicals.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Let's assume I decided that you know, I'm gonna live.
I'm gonna live full time in Mexico for like six months,
I would pick up a lot of.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Spanish now right, there are some people that never do.
I think you'd be able to get around some people
that don't do it the other way, that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Exactly.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
Why does he want us to hold up fences and gates? Yeah,
never did, never did, and he knew it from the
day I was born.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
It's just so funny, right, I know. It just none
of that rub off, not one today.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
No, not and we and back in the day there
was no like picture in picture.

Speaker 17 (36:46):
You know.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
My dad would just have two big box TVs sitting
next to each other so we could watch two games
at once.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
And this was our life.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
But you didn't look at them at all.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
I looked in its direction. It didn't. It didn't have
any effect on me. No, I love that, you guys
love it. I support it. I never bag on it.
I never say some parts. It's just it's not my thing.
It's not my thing.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Clearly.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
Well, in case you're playing along at home, like a
lot of federal workers aren't getting, the government is still
shut down. There were a couple more votes held yesterday.
They both failed. Both sides still super far apart, no
end in sight, nothing to see her, folks, so we're
just gonna have to sit back and let the show unfold.
And a blizzard rolled through and hit the east slope

(37:27):
of Mount Everest over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I mean, first of.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
All, I think it would suck to try to climb Everest. Well, shows,
I love these shows. We're like passing bodies on the
way up and you're going, why would you do that?

Speaker 8 (37:43):
What do they call mister green boots? He's like the
famous one, Like, once you passed that guy, you're.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Also to the top. I mean, I really don't feel
too bad for them, because they knew what they signed
up for.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Came to this.

Speaker 8 (37:55):
You know, well, nearly a thousand hikers ended up trapped
at about sixteen thousand feet. It caused ten to collapse
and let them stranded. A bunch of them got hypothermia,
and there's a big rescue operation now to save everyone.
About three hundred and fifty of them so far have
been brought down and they're still working on the rest.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Bring sleds, you know, to sled down.

Speaker 18 (38:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I think it's pretty drama.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Wasn't there just somebody one of the not maybe not Everest,
but one of these like huge mountains like this.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Oh yeah, a YouTuber. I think like the K two
he or snowboard something just last week, right, yep.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Do you remember what mountain it was?

Speaker 12 (38:29):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
It was a thing like that's that's that's a way down.

Speaker 13 (38:32):
How do you live?

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Somebody that Yosemite was It was bigger El Capitaine. Somebody
google it Illinois.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Goat.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
There's always traffic jams. It's such a popular thing to
do now, like because there's I'm not saying it's easy.
I would never do it, but there are there are
more comfortable ways, let's say, of doing it with oxygen
and with extra help, and so now there are literally
traffic jams that you have to win for other people across.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Semi a YouTuber died on the Alps.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
That says uh Andres Boyagil made the first ski descent
of Mount Everest without bottled oxygen September of twenty twenty five.
There we go a feed previously thought impossible.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Uh yeah, unless you're sh Yeah wait, so he didn't die.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
He didn't. We're talking about two different people, two different.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Summit to base camp. Somebody tried to do that. Yeah,
this guy first person ski from the summit to the
end of the whatever ice fall without supplemental oxygen? Dude,
hell no, hell no, hell no?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Can you chop her to the top? I can't do that.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
And finally a big announcement. Yesterday, Rush is back. They
rolled out the details for their fifty something anniversary tour.
Geddy Lee and Alex Leifson will be joined by German Rush.

Speaker 13 (39:56):
Yeah Russia, I said, Russia. Yeah, yeah, yes, Russia.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
For everybody, it's like, what what do you mean? Rush
the band.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
They're gonna have Anika Nillis, who's got a big old
task of sitting in for the late Neil part. The
tour begins June seventh at the Forum in Los Angeles,
which is the last place they played live back in
twenty fifteen, by the way, when part was still alive.
They're also hitting Fort Worth, Chicago, New York, Cleveland, and Toronto.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Rush is back big.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Yes, Bobby, Russia is back.

Speaker 13 (40:40):
Russia back in full force in the US.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
So I don't know how muck you are, boys, Yes,
we're fighting bad. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Rush Russia's back.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
You know today some say mean ladies.

Speaker 19 (40:55):
If you want a bunch of single guys, fifties guys
who know how to use tools, and stuff too. Yeah,
like not these modern men, you know, you see Pat machines.
That's right, all right, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Gina grab.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
The Woody show.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
All right, welcome back everybody you all right, so open phones. Well,
we'll give it a shot.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Let's try. We'll give it a shot.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Anything you've got, anything you got for us at all,
as long as the FCC will allow us to discuss it,
as long as it's legal for us to discuss no problem.
We can get your calls on the air. Eight seven
seven forty four Woody is phone number. That's eight seven
seven forty four Woody.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
And let's see.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Let's go to Felix here first. Hey, good morning, Felix.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Hey Felix, Hey, Hey.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Good morning. Love you guys, so thank you hearing Sanana
Lawrence County. Just wanted to quickly tell you guys, since
since October about back when I was in Mexico, there's
this Gholdt story that my grandma would tell about that yourna.
I don't know if you got hurt her. Oh yeah,
I heard about her.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
And they even made a movie about it.

Speaker 11 (42:12):
Right.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Yeah, So actually had an experience when I was there,
back when I was probably like twelve twelve, thirteen years old.
I would hear her at night when I was there.
I just thought i'd share that with you guys.

Speaker 20 (42:28):
What did she do?

Speaker 5 (42:29):
I what is it for those those of us who
don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
So basically, it's this lady who drowned her children in
the river and at night. You know, people would say
that they can hear her crying after, you know, because
she drowned her kids. She probably wasn't mentally stable, but
you know probably so.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Did your grandma share these stories like almost like a
warning to you kids about how you better, like, you know,
keep it on the straight and arrow.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Yeah. Yeah, she would tell us the story like every year.
So because she lived in what they call a pueblo
in Mexico, so it was like in a remote area,
and you know, they should tell us all types of
stories back in the day. But one that stuck with
me was that one because I heard her when I
was there and it was insane. I just still remember

(43:21):
that night.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
What did you hear?

Speaker 4 (43:24):
You just hear the whaling and I just knew and
I just give in my head, like you know, when
I was laying in bed, it was super hot. By
the way, they have no ac. So I'm like laying
down probably like twelve thirteen years old, and I just
hear the whaling, and yeah, that just freaked me out.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Well, there's obviously an explanation for ninety nine point percent
of things, like I was just hearing, I just heard
another story about like whatever this moon sunset thing that
we got going on right now. For there was like
some crazy sunset the other day and all ofously now
there's like the super moon and things, and they're like,
you know, there's all these people that believe that this
crazy sunset and the colors of the sunset were like

(44:04):
somehow related to a government shut down in a sign
that it was going to be you know, some of
the government shutdown thing. And then here comes science going, actually, no,
it's because there's like some kind of like ice layer
and whatever altitude and that like the forms of the
colors of this and this and that combined with whatever
was going on here, which was left over from Hurricane

(44:26):
whatever that was like the outer bands of that, and
that's what created this crazy unique color. And this guy
had nothing to do with signaling the government shutdown. And
people are like, nope, nope, definitely, definitely definitely the government
shutdown with this ghost.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
There's so many different versions of this story because when
I my first radio station I worked at, we would
always take the new like Street Team Kids as initiation,
at three am to this lake it was called Yeah,
it's called Stow Lake, and there was a statue at
the edge of the lake and it was a lady
with two kids, and we said, oh, this statue appeared

(45:02):
after the two kids drowned in the lake, and then
at three am, the statue will move and then so
we had always take him out and.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Scared the new people. You're going to watch it move.
You're going to watch it move.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
And then I swear it moved, and they were run
back into the car. It's it's possible that what you
heard was something supernatural, or it's just a neighbor.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Being like yeah, or just taking it really hard. I mean,
there's so much wrong.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah, I feel like, thank you for the phone call,
appreciate you being part of what he showed.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Here more about how man Menace was hazing Street Team people.
I know, I thought, hey, I I swear I saw
the statue move myself, but it happened to me when
I got the gump this.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Is this is not a frat something a frat would yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
But we were like, yeah, it was just dumber, open family.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
It was fun.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Eight seven seven that's eight seven seven forty four. I
mean the floor is yours that we don't know. Whatever
you want to call on about. Yeah, whatever it is
you want to call on about. Uh, you know he
wanted to share this ghost story because Greg loves all
that stuff. We got to Brian, good morning, Brian.

Speaker 20 (45:58):
Hey what he shows by?

Speaker 11 (46:00):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Brian, No kidding? Hey, So Brian, what do you got
for us?

Speaker 20 (46:05):
I just want to say, for over twenty five years,
I love BBW women. That is big, beautiful, thick, over
three hundred pounds women.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Now talking Yeah, now, Brian, let me ask you a question,
because all right, how tall and how much do you weigh?

Speaker 20 (46:23):
I'm five seven about one ninety.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
It's always that way. Have you noticed that?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
It's always some like little dude who's with some big
giant expected he would way less.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
So let's talk about why. Yeah, when did that start?

Speaker 16 (46:36):
It's just Roan?

Speaker 20 (46:38):
What about twenty five years ago? I was in middle
school and I've just been attracted to the belly. My
wife has a big butt, My wife has a big butt.
That's why I got together and married her.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yeah, well, how like how fat your wife?

Speaker 14 (46:51):
Like?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
How big is she?

Speaker 14 (46:52):
Like?

Speaker 7 (46:52):
Uh?

Speaker 20 (46:54):
Three sixty?

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Three sixty okay?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Is a full circle?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Bbw?

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Right there? Wait, so I are you a feeder? Do
you do you enjoy giving your food? Okay?

Speaker 11 (47:06):
No?

Speaker 20 (47:07):
I just love the big just the meat, the big
big woman.

Speaker 6 (47:12):
Do you like getting crushed at all, like when she
smothers you or anything like that? Yeah, anything like that
because you know people are into that kind of Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
See, oh I love it. How before you were married,
what was the heaviest woman you were with?

Speaker 20 (47:25):
To be honest? Three eighty five?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
You have a goal like maybe someday like a five,
like like a six pounde check? No, do do you
like tug it to six hundred pound life?

Speaker 15 (47:37):
No?

Speaker 11 (47:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Okay? Nice? All right? You seek out? You should?

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Is it similar minded people?

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Well?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Here here's a question. Is it more I mean three sixty?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Maybe not? But like is it?

Speaker 18 (47:47):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Is it more difficult? You must have like a giant penis?
Because like is it more difficult?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Question? Tusition it?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Yeah, like when it comes to that kind of stuff,
is it more difficult to to make love to ladies
of that size.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, really is she on top? No?

Speaker 15 (48:04):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Were? We? We fluctuate, okay.

Speaker 20 (48:09):
And I even win. I even went and I even
went a step further, and I even went a step further.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
I have to.

Speaker 20 (48:17):
I have seven tattoos to full rib pin up and
it's big. And I have two rib tattoos that are
pinups A big b b W big women. Yes, And
then I have I have seven. I have seven total
tattoos of just pin up girls and the words BBW

(48:37):
on my knuckles, on my leg.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Uh yeah. Somebody on the text is like, dude, you
are the man, so like you?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Yeah you are? Are you a Brian?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Thank you for the appreciate listening to the Woody Show.
Uh let's say, let's go to Ashley. Good morning, Ashley,
open phones. I told you it's random, dude, Rand Ashley,
what do you got?

Speaker 12 (49:03):
Good morning with his show. I've been a listener to
you guys since middle school actually, when my parents would
drop me off, Uh, irresponsible parents. Yeah, they're the most
fun middle school through high school in their car, and

(49:24):
then obviously once I graduated high school, college, I would
listen to you guys my early mornings. I just wanted
to say I recently graduated college. I graduated with my
r N, so I'm a registered nurse.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Now, how's the job market for nurses? We were just
talking about this the other day. Has it Has it
slowed up? Like some people were trying to tell us,
because I thought there was a lot of jobs out
there for nurses.

Speaker 12 (49:49):
Yeah, it's pretty brutal right now, especially for new graduate nurses.
So like nurses who recently we were fresh out of college,
no one's really hiring for them. It's mostly just for
the experienced nurses. Okay, But luckily I used to I
worked at a hospital as a nurse's assistant, so I

(50:10):
was able to get a job right away because I
knew the manager here and I had after for a
job previously. So he like got my back in a way, and.

Speaker 15 (50:20):
You got me.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Well, we're gonna call on you at some point actually,
because Greg's really trying to get prescribed some weight loss medication.
I'm sure you can hook him up with the doctor
or somebody somebody had. Yeah, he needs the hook up.
You have a key to that cabinet, right, Yeah. Also,
like if we can put it in order, he needs
some klonopin.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah, and I want to get the fat sucked out
of my neck. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Just you know, as you're getting started in your career
and you find people who are, you know, willing to
be manipulated this way, just make sure you keep a
note and when we hit you up, you can kind
of setus up. You can be kind of we'll have
a connector have a little code.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
It just hooked me up. Nine.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yeah, all right, Ashley, thank you for the call. Appreciate
you listening to the Woodie Showy.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Thank you guys, open phones. Eight. What do you say
hi to? Nick? Hey? Good morning, Nick?

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Hey, good morning, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
All right, what do you got for us?

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Okay, So I I used to work at Disney a
while back, and I've dealt with a lot of different
celebrities over that my career there. But the most interesting
and yet not surprising interaction I had was with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh yeah, yeah, so this just seeing how he treats

(51:38):
his model girlfriends. At the time, it was really weird.
So this was like right after they opened, uh post COVID,
but still everybody was wearing less in the park. I'll
try to make this super quick. His girlfriend comes in.
I don't remember who it was at the time, twenty three,
twenty four. It's freezing, she's she's basically wearing a tank top, yeah,

(51:59):
looking for a her. She's in there for like ten minutes,
and then all of a sudden, this guy comes in
and he basically looks like his face is like completely
covered except like the tiny little foot where you could
see his eyes. He has a beanie like bringing him
by browns and then huge black mask and all I
could see was his eyes and it's you. I was

(52:20):
close enough to hear.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
Him just being like what are you doing.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
It's like not enough to understand the conversation, but enough
to be like where you could tell he was just
really upset that he was taking She was thinking so long,
and I didn't know who it was until my manager
chime up.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
He's like, who was that?

Speaker 16 (52:35):
Like what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Like, oh, he had two of those VIP guys with
him for some reason. Right when she said that, it
clicks with me, and I saw his eyes like, oh
my god, that was Leonardo Decapitall and it was just
it was just yeah, he was It was weird. He
was It's just like maybe he was having an off day.
Maybe it was just.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Anybody would do that or not.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Like I was waiting for Menace to jump in, because
MENACE's wife takes like so long to get ready and
get out, Like Menace has been known to leave her
ass behind and just to get in he does, like
the one He's like, what's taken so long? And it

(53:18):
could be oh, well, I had to drive my hair whatever,
so he went out. He bought some crazy hair dryer
that like sped up the process. But then once that
process got sped up, then she started taking more time
for these other things. And they're still constantly which makes
Menace crazy. Especially Leo's girlfriend, like pick all the sweaters,
the story.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Carrying, Oh yeah, Leo's a bad guy. He told her
to hurry up. Cool.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I would do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
I mean. The craziest story I mean, not crazy is
but like the story that I heard that I was,
you know, just like, oh my god, give me a break.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
What a dick move.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Was when Patrick Mahomes and his wife were at the
park after one of the Super Bowls and uh, Brittany
Mahomes and she wouldn't speak directly to the Disney staff.
She would mention it to the assistant, who would then
pass the word on to the Disney person. And even
though the Disney person would ask her a question directly,
she would answer the question by telling her assistant manager person,

(54:13):
who would then tell the Disney employee. And I'm like, bitch,
you haven't thrown one touchdown. You've done nothing. And even
if you had, but I'm saying, like, where do you
get off? Even in your own mind, celebrity exactly, like
that's a story. I'm like, you got it? Like man,
and you know, like, hey, can we can we get you?

(54:34):
Get you get you some waters? And she's like, yes,
I'll have a water.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Yes, Like oh my.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
God, over yourself. Uh, let's go to Uh, let's see.
How about Sparky. One more call he spark Hey, Sparky,
how are.

Speaker 16 (54:50):
You good morning?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Would you show?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
How are we doing?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
You know, random times here with open phones, We're getting
all kinds of stuff. What do you What do you
got for us?

Speaker 20 (54:59):
Now you got me.

Speaker 16 (55:00):
I did a bachelor party this past weekend. It's a
big road trip through Utah, Arizona, and New Mexico. I
saw a lot of crazy stuff on the road, of course,
but yesterday, driving back from New Mexico, Gregor loved this one.
Like a Porsche SUV drove by me going like ninety five.
Remember the speed limits seventy five.

Speaker 15 (55:19):
Me.

Speaker 16 (55:19):
He books that he probably went one fifty. I go
around the bend here, I see a huge dust of smoke, right,
and the cop just pulled out of nowhere and busted
his ass, probably one. I don't know if you got arrested,
but I hope so. Right, what would you have said
to him?

Speaker 12 (55:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would have said. Uh what
would I say if I was the driver?

Speaker 14 (55:44):
You know what I was?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
You pig?

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
See yeah, I bet right.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
You were on your phone, and I bet you were
on your computer.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Get this car. Yeah, to be walking talking, you're lucky
talking right now?

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Yeah, that donut in your mind, that citizen.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I'm surprised you stopped me. Min. I wasn't driving, I
was traveling.

Speaker 16 (56:07):
Yeah, a billion dollar ticket, let me go.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Get me for a billion dollars.

Speaker 16 (56:14):
Then and then so there was an accident too. I
just want to tell you guys about this really quick.
Everybody got to be careful on the road, right, Uh,
I gotta you know, you got your GPS up. It
says the road is closed. The head right, and it
it tries to reroute me three hours, right, I'm gonna
get home at like two am. Now I'm like, no,
I'm going through. I'm going through, you know. Then it

(56:35):
comes to a stop, like I thought, like five cars
behind me, RV bunch of trailers going eight five is
an hour probably over the speed limit. Dude, one trailer
hit the other. The damn thing exploded.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, those things don't hold together.

Speaker 16 (56:51):
And then you see I'm looking in my roo view
near and then you see another car. It's got a
little trailer on it. It goes right off into the dirt,
goes airborne.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Now, I don't know why you're you're hauling ass like that.
When they were together, you got a trailer like that.
You see those those all the time where it's like
one car after another after another after another, Like nobody
is everybody driveing with their eyes closed? Apparently next Although
I did see a really cool video the other day
where this guy got his tractor trailer stuck on some
train tracks and I think it was like a toilet

(57:23):
paper truck because this thing, the trailer got hit and
like he said, it looked like it exploded basically because
that was like rolls toilet paper everywhere. But like, yeah,
when you watch it, when you watch a train hit attractor, trailer,
not the cab, everybody is fine. Everybody lived. There was
there was damage, but it was a pretty cool video.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Yeah, all right, Sparky, thank you for the call. Uh
there you go, guys, open phones, random as hell.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Great idea, dude.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Yeah, I was really looking forward to that.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
We got some more what you show for you next.
So not an open phone, but I mean a phone
call came into the after hours voicemail eight seven seven
forty four, Woodie, we have this one, ladies, Hey, Woody show.

Speaker 15 (58:08):
I have a totally random question. This is for the ladies,
all right, So Sammy Gina Morgan. Yeah, when you shower,
how long are you in the shower? I don't shower
every day. I mean, I, you know, rins off the
important parts daily. But I work from home, so nobody cares.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
What I look like.

Speaker 15 (58:28):
But I feel like when I'm in the shower that
I'm in there for like an inordinately long time, and
I'm not not even doing weird stuff like shaving. I'm
just I'm just in the shower for too long. I'm
just curious, that's all. I love you guys, I love
your show.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Bye bye bye.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
All right, So back to like the dude who called
in because you know, chicks taken forever menace in his
ongoing dilemma of his wife taking forever, like, like, what's
going on? I don't understand? Also, like why does it
take women so much longer just to go to the
bathroom in general?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Right, like a guy?

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Because oh, I got to say, if two things are equal,
you have to take a leak, right, but you have
guy a girl they both go in at the same time.
Why is it that, on average, the woman takes so
much longer? Not even I can understand, like slightly longer.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Yeah, add in different clothing and maybe a tamp.

Speaker 11 (59:19):
Right, It just.

Speaker 21 (59:20):
Depends on the situation because you are obviously sitting down, wiping,
doing that whole thing. But like Gina said, if you're
maybe in a romper or if you're either all on
your period or other stuff, it just takes longer.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
But then also my question is you're taking longer because
you feel you have so much time, Like why do
you feel like it's the end of the world, if
you have any buffer time, or if you get there
a little bit early, right, I mean, what's the obsession
with being exactly yea to the second? Yeah, like you
a little bit of time left?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Why, like, what's the problem with being I don't know,
five ten minutest at the end of the world.

Speaker 16 (59:57):
Why.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Yeah, I'm with you, guys, that doesn't and apply to me.
So you mean just getting ready wise.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yeah, because you're taking more time because you feel you
have more time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
Well, we're taking more time because it takes more time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
All right. So if you have to shower, get out
of the house.

Speaker 15 (01:00:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
I don't like hanging out in the shower that long.
So maybe ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
I'm saying, but to get ready like so like from
I don't take a shower, oh, get out, get dressed,
and leave the house.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
I'll give myself an hour at least an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Yeah, oh my god, all right, Sammy, Sam's got to
be a long you gotta dry your hair.

Speaker 21 (01:00:24):
Yeah, I'm definitely a long shower. I can go anywhere
from fifteen minutes to a half hour.

Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 21 (01:00:33):
Getting ready it can be an hour, Oh my god,
depending on if from bout druing my hair probably, I
mean probably an hour and a half to be super safe,
two hours, and to menaceis to MENACE's point of like,
why can't you be ready early? I mean, I guess
you can, But then it's because you have more time.
Maybe you're gonna try on different outfits and see if
there's another one that's cutter, or like maybe I have
time to curl my hair now because I have an

(01:00:53):
extra twenties minute and we just back out the time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Well, we're just at the iHeart Radio music fest and
my wife's getting ready, you know, for that evening's festivities,
and you know, I'm still laying in bed scrolling through Instagram,
and she goes, aren't you getting ready? We have to
leave in twenty minutes ago? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yeah, And so I got up, I showered, I threw
some clothes on, and then we were out the door
two minutes early.

Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
Because you don't have long hair and you're not doing makeup,
and problem under this is not brain surgery.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Yeah, well, organ, yeah, maybe you do it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:22):
How long do you take the shower could be anywhere
from thirty minutes to an hour?

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Yeah, no, no, you spend an hour in the shower.

Speaker 10 (01:01:30):
Well, it depends what kind of shower it is. Is
it an everything shower where I'm shaving like literally my
whole body.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
No, if you's like I'm talking like, you just got
a shower, get dressed, and then leave the house, grow
your hair.

Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
On average total time, it would take me an hour.
Swer'd probably be about thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Sounds we have long hair, we do our makeup. I
don't know.

Speaker 21 (01:01:47):
He's so hard to I wasn't in a time crunch
recently and I only had five minutes to shower, so
I sat an alarm so I could get out of
the shower on time. And I was so rushed it
was crazy, and got everything done.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Couldn't you just skip the shower?

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
I could have, but I really needed one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
I couldn't get it. Couldn't you just gotten away with
it for whatever that thing you were just about to
go do it and then get home shower and then.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
No, I would still a shower too. Yeah, I can't
jump on that argument. But then you just figured out
you could do all that in fine. I could, but
it was I mean crunch time. I barely got through
doing it though.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody a Woody show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
My name is Woody. That is great gory.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
There's a menace. I got Gina, Grant Seabats is here. Yeah,
you got Sammy. Morgan's taken.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Your calls.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding begin
send us a text over to two two nine eight
seven Idahole prison pen pals.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Hot. Gina loves it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
He's excited.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Yeah, I'm just amazed they're allowed to do it, or
they somehow they find way to do it. If only
they were you know, this imaginative and this focused and
determined on the outside. It seems like these are the
kind of people that if if the effort was applied appropriately,
they can probably you know, makes a pretty good contribution

(01:03:16):
to society.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Well, some of them are oozing charm.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
You'll hear it for that's right. That's not a thing,
is it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Just such a good guy bad guy's crime, right, you
know you like you like I do like that kind
of a try. It's like her catnip, totally like grizzled
older bad guy. Yeah, Idaho prison pen pals. These are
all people looking for love, you guys, are you know,
just looking for some companionship opanionship and nothing more. They're
lonely on the inside. Yeah, and they want to know

(01:03:47):
you from the inside.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Exactly their bunk mates from the inside.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
They want your money.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Yeah, So Greg had that, am I the A whole question?
This dude on social had, am I the a whole quest?
Wanted to get your your take on this. There was
a new microwave in the break room at work and
within a couple of days, the people in the office
had already broken it. Oh no, because you see the
way the people treat stuff even around here. Yeah, nobody

(01:04:14):
takes care of anything. I treated like garbage. And you
always wonder, how do you at home? How do you
live at home?

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Well, you have garbage, you throw it on the floor
right here.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
The dumpster is the refrigerator because the food just stays
in there for months.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Medas we have signed on eah refrigerator that says they're
cleaning it out every week.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
It's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
I still see the same spaghetti for three months.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Wed.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
And since they can't take care of the stuff, this
dude's company wasn't exactly jumping at the chance to get
them another microwave. They just got one and you broke
it within a matter of days. So he asked the
co workers, Hey, you guys willing to pitch on a
new one. We bought one for the studio. I bought
one for the studio here. It was like a hundred bucks. Yeah,
they're not they're not crazy. You don't get a crazy one.

(01:04:54):
Not super expensive. But they still said, no, nobody want
the chip in. So he went and he bought one himself,
and because no one else wanted to chip in, he
put a lock on it and he's the only one
to use it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Oh nice.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Okay, So his co worker said he's a jerk. But
I don't think he's a jerk. I mean he didn't
want you broke the other one. Nobody wanted to chip in.
He really wanted to have a microwave work, so he
made it happen. Yeah, it's not for you. You didn't
want to chip in. I don't think he's a jerk.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
I think it's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
It's hilarious something that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Happened to Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Yeah, I was gonna say, Seveeth, how do you feel
about this?

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Justice?

Speaker 11 (01:05:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
But I mean he's a hole, right, No, I don't
think he's a hole.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
And to one up it. I would probably buy my
own and put it right next to it and put
a lock on it just to be funny. I wouldn't
be offended by it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
He is an a hole, but he's right, Like it's
an a whole move, but.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
He's something right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Asked everybody if they wanted to chip in on it,
and they said, I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Know, you don't want to put people might have had
to put in like seven bucks a year. Yeah, no,
I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
I just think it's like, okay, we get it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
When he wasn't the one to break the other one,
it was all the other monsters in the in the
office who just don't take care of things. Those same
people don't want to chip in for the new one.
You can see where he wouldn't want these people touching
this microwave.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
How do you even put a lock on a microwave?

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Well, I think you had it maybe in a cabinet
or something, is my guess. He had a locked up.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Kind of you know, great question, Geena, because for some reason,
they changed out our microwave in one of these kitchens
here for no good reason, and the one they have
now auto locks on completion, so like auto like how
do you unlock it? Then, well, there's an unlock button.
It's very easy, but it's also completely.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Unnecessary and you could probably I don't know they had
locks on the actual on the microwave itself, there's a
lot I mean not a key lock, but like probably
the digital right you're like one little button, this is
unlock because I would hit to throw something in there.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
For a minute, I go what And then there's a
little key there, like what key?

Speaker 11 (01:06:44):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
So is it kind of like uh, when you start
the like a front front loading washer, the door locks,
like when you start the washer, oh yeah, and you
have to stop yet when then you pause it, you
need to add something to pose it and you have
to wait for the go click and then you can
open the door.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
But you have to press a separate button to open
your I've been I've been considering this now for months, like, huh,
what would the purpose of this be?

Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
I already know because kids are getting dumber and everyone's
getting more litigious.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
And me exactly, this is another like child safety.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
Degrees exactly, yeah, in your hot pocket. But even though Okay, Gina,
I see how that could be an inspiration. But if
a kid can figure out how to use a microwave.
They can figure out what.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Very good point.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
But I don't know if it's for the kid who
put the stuff in the microwave. Maybe the parents put
something in the microwave and the little kid comes around
just like, yeah, it starts messing with I don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
And why would we buy that for the office?

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Well, so in this particular case, people were like saying
what we are, like, no, this guy's not the a hole,
And then there were people who were outraged that nobody
thought he was an ahole.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
It's funny, but these are the people who.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Break stuff and don't take care of thing, and then
they they just want other people to take care of
the problem so they can continue to use and abuse
things that they had nothing. They have no skin in
the game.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Didn't That's exactly what I was going to say, they
have no skin in the game.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
It's not a hole. He's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Yeahs.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
It's even funnier though, if it's sitting right there on
the open counter and they can't open it because it's
got this this microwave lock. That's pretty that's pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
I'm seeing this.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
It is Uh, it's for child child's safety, because you
know how when you were a kid, you just died
all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Die with noodles.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
How many skin graps you Someone said the hotel is
just at the microwave had a button to push to unlock.
I felt like an idiot trying to open that thing.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
Well you should feel like an idiot for putting that
feature on. And it's this may be a federal mandate,
which God, stay off laws off my microwave.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
That's how the microwave probably got broken. Somebody was trying
to rip the door open.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Yeah, maybe how do you even break them?

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Microy put tinfoil in it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah, they won't put all kinds of stuff you're not
supposed to put in them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Yeah, maybe they put you too hard. Yeah we did
that on purpose.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Six Star Wars eight.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Seven, seven forty four. Woodie text over to two to
ninety seven. You got the Idaho prison pen palace thing
ready to go loaded?

Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
All right, so these are all be Maybe we'll make
a love connection here.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
It be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Maybe you'll you'll find your new boo. Yeah, yeah, I
can't wait, Benji. Maybe we'll find you a girlfriend the
other do ladies do this too? Or is it just
the dudes.

Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
Every so often they put a ladies one in, but
she's just she's like, hey, I just said, you know,
come j pal me put a little money on the books.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
I'm breathing exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Yes, the guys have to like sing and they work
for it and do stuff all right. Anyway, So that's
next Idaho Prison pen Pals. After the break here on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 18 (01:09:46):
He took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on
the leather couch and stuck his fare butt on it
and like if wiggled it around, weigled it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Around, We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
So much.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
So many different avenues for entertainment between you know, traditional television,
all the streaming stuff. Them also includes the things that
you find like on social media and one of the
things that Gina said that she was all about and
she's the one that introduced us to it. I had
never heard of this before, but Idaho Prison pen Pals. Yeah,

(01:10:28):
they're the best because you know, she likes all the
true crime stuff. Yeah prison Ian Craig brought up that
she's attracted to the bad boys. She is crime. Yeah,
they do anyway. So these are these are guys that
are they're in jail in Idaho. Yeah, they're Idaho prison inmates.

Speaker 8 (01:10:42):
Yeah, they're at the correctional facility. And they they want
to reach out to the community. They want to spread
their wings and get to know all of us. So
they put these little videos together and in the hopes
that somebody will write them back. So first let's meet
our new buddy, Devin Elmore. He thinks a fun little
joke is the best way to introduce himself.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Joke for you, you ever heard of duck meat sausage?
You ever tried it? You say no, duck down and
get some gave me up if you like corny jokes
and uh like that?

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Good time chilling out here in Ideaho.

Speaker 11 (01:11:15):
Tell me a little bit about yourself and send a
prepaid here being bored.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Yeah, that's what you're doing. You're just chilling out in Idaho.

Speaker 11 (01:11:25):
Ideo.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
It is ICP related.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Can you explain that joke?

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
No joke for you? You ever heard of duck meat sausage?

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Duck meat sausage?

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Heard of?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Have you ever heard of duckat sausage?

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
You ever tried it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Never tried it? Say no duck down?

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
So oh so basically, my d yeah, down the duck
down and get you some right sausage.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
If you're ducking you meat sausage. Yeah, terrible. I understand
why he's involved.

Speaker 8 (01:12:01):
Do we know why he's well, you are going to
guess why he's in prison. Three guesses why Devin Elmore
is in prison right now?

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Criminally bad jokes?

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
That is it?

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Arson?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
Aggravated assault or kidnapping?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Oh easy?

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Aggravated assault, Arson, aggravated assault or.

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
Kid That's a dude who thinks he's real funny and
he doesn't like being disrespected, especially out of in public
at a bar.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Perhaps they can also hear like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
The weird energy he's got, so like maybe like an
ADHD kind of like going see that and maybe like
if you actually had the time to mentally stop down,
slow down, think about it, he wouldn't have done that.
But it was just kind of impulsive.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Kidnapping is a close second, though.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
I was I was thinking between arson and the aggravated
But I'm gonna go aggravated assault.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
Okay, everybody's at I'm gonna say Arson okay, because you
can you can back your way into kidnapping.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Accidentally, do you steal a car there's a kid in
the that's one way, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:12:57):
Well, the correct answer for Devin Elmore he in prison
because of aggravated assault.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
That was the way you talked through. That made a
lot of sense.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Very good, you hear it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:07):
Yeah, so far off to a good start. Well let's
move on to or Hey Lopez. This guy has a
silky smooth voice and like Sea Bass, wants you to
know he's a thousand percent Oh.

Speaker 18 (01:13:18):
Sweet, you ain't gotta say too much from the King Good.
You want to hit me, You ain't gotta call me
your feel And just as bad as you want.

Speaker 16 (01:13:28):
To talk, I want to talk to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Listen, no creepy, no where.

Speaker 18 (01:13:34):
I want women only and we straight as a hair.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
Over her you Yeah, yeah, that original song You ain't
gotta call me You're felling feeling really.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
A beautiful song.

Speaker 18 (01:13:44):
You ain't gotta say too much from the King Good.
You want to hit me, you ain't gotta call me
your fell And just as bad as you want to talk,
I want to talk to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
His whole rhythm is off. He's not he's not, he's
not a word.

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
It reminds me of the guys the defendants in court,
Like do you have anything saying.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
They're like to the person the hood, like, okay, you
might know the records here. That was from Master P
presents the five O four Boys. What I can tell really,
that wasn't it original?

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
You don't you know that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
You know the five four I know the song?

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Yes, yeah, hip hopa get out of the way.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
You got to say the original words? Are you? Ain't
got to say too much for you. Look in your eyes.
I can tell you want to fight. You gotta call
me your boo just as bad as you want to f.
I want to f too. It was about to get
undue credit. I'm super random because like you know, you
played Doctor Dre the Chronic And and then Sam was like,
what song is this?

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
She's like master P. I guess I know the song.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
I could have told you who's saying it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Yeah, full surprise. He wants ladies.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
And he changed the.

Speaker 21 (01:14:56):
Words to hit me up and not f because you
know he's a nice a general.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
I mean I did see you eating wraps all right?

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Well, why he is in prison?

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
Is hor Lopez in prison for possession of controlled substance, identity,
theft or shoplifting exceeding five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Let's do shoplifting.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Give me the options one more time.

Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
Possession of a controlled substance, maybe identity theft, No shoplifting
exceeding five thousand dollars possible.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
I'm going one.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Possession possession shoplifting. Yeah, it's either one or three.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Three.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
He was the organizer of a big ring of shoplift.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Yeah, from home depots or something. Still, all tell me?

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Final answer?

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
Okay, Wood, you crush at this game. He is in
prison for possession of a controlled substance.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:15:48):
Well, hopefully there's more because we're about to meet John mcguira.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
All right.

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
He's an out of the box thinker when it comes
to protecting our borders.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Okay, here is John, an Idaho prison pen pal for
the wall.

Speaker 11 (01:16:01):
Okay, I've got a team of signed his right now
tracking Bigfoot. We're gonna catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and
we're gonna make baby bigfoots. Put them all up and
down the wall, little Bigfoot huts. Okay, you think twice
before you bring your bad people into our country.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Okay, I mean what so he just kinds.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
It's more of a platform he's campaigning.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
Try out his open mic materia exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:16:29):
So let's comedians, dude, yea, Let's see if we can
figure out why John is in prison. Is it eluding
a police officer and a motor vehicle solicitation of a
prostitute or vandalism number one?

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Yeah, you don't go to prison too much for vandalism.

Speaker 11 (01:16:47):
So it's just solution for the wall.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:16:51):
I've got a team of signed his right now tracking Bigfoot.
We're gonna catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna
make baby bigfoots. Put them all up and down the wall.

Speaker 8 (01:17:03):
So I don't get a prostitution e louting a police
officer in a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute or vandalism.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Number one for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
But he's still in jail after like eluding the cops.
I guess what whatever you were running from.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Gotta keep him.

Speaker 5 (01:17:19):
He's too funny.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Solicitation of prostitution or he's still in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
I don't get prostitute vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
This one's tough. Nothing's jumping out of me. Do you
go to jail for prostitution? You have to be like,
it has to be your tenth offense. You got to
be running hose. You know what I'm saying? You got
like aim, I don't get Yeah, what are your guess is?

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
I'm gonna go with because it's random vandalism. Sway me.
What do you got? Number one?

Speaker 21 (01:17:44):
Number one also going vandalism for summers because it seems
like a weird guy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Maybe he did enough damage it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Was like a protest.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Yeah exactly, I'll say I'm gonna go with the looting.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
And he's in jail.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Good more for I mean, that was just aggravated the situation.
But whatever he was running, what criming into the rever,
chasing him in the first place, aggravated a looting, aggravated
a looting wood.

Speaker 8 (01:18:10):
He cannot be stopped in a motor vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
And now do you know what he did they're trying
to pull him over in the first place?

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Was suspect?

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Was it just for speeding and he wouldn't stop it?

Speaker 8 (01:18:22):
It could have been you know a Californi year role,
you know the stop sign, but he just kept driving.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
All right, all right, let's keep going. We have two more.
Let's meet Jamie Joyce. He compares his lady to ee wear.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
All right, here we go here's Jamie Joyce.

Speaker 17 (01:18:36):
I like my girl the way I like my glasses,
slim but thinking all the right spots. And I can
see you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Sit on my face. All right?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Oh god?

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
One liner yeah or two liner? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
What are the options?

Speaker 8 (01:18:49):
Stalking, involuntary manslaughter, stalking, a possession of a controlled substance.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
I mean I already heard stalking.

Speaker 17 (01:18:56):
I like my girl the way I like my glasses,
slim but thinking all splash, sit on my face, I.

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
Like like I like my girls running away from me.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Trump, you said stalking with ye, I'm glombing on because
you were winning.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Yeah, it just jumped out and like I got a
really strong gut feeling on that one. Okay, but watch
it be wrong. I like my girl like like a
girl with her doors unlocked.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Yeah all right, And the answer is the answer is
possession of such a catchup?

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Damn?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
The one last one?

Speaker 11 (01:19:31):
All right? You got it?

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
Uh, let's get a Javier A. Roseco.

Speaker 8 (01:19:34):
Pretty straightforward. He wants to just tell you straight what
he's looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Okay, bang my line. If you're trying to talk, don't
hit me up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
If you ain't really trying to talk, get to know me.

Speaker 12 (01:19:44):
Trying to deal with that and no more and bang
my line if you want to bang my line, yeah,
I mean, if you're me, bang my line on twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Three Jesus Wow, yeah, bang his line, like, bang my line?
All right, so hit me up, bang my line, okay,
or you know, f with me. I want to make
it a call to like a company on something I
needed to call me back. Hey, bang my line?

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Yeah all right? See is he locked up for tax evasion?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Does he have a job we don't know?

Speaker 8 (01:20:11):
Disturbing the peace? Controlled substance and assault?

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Controlled substance and controlled substance is an agreement on that?

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
He sounds dumb?

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Yes, yeah, agree?

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Okay, so no tax evasion final answer, I think no job.
Javier is in prison for controlled substance and assault.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Yeah, damn good.

Speaker 8 (01:20:35):
What's what's the Idaho prison whole prison pen pals and
is the Idaho Correctional Institute.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
And is there a direct link on there where they can.

Speaker 8 (01:20:50):
It's all aggregated to this Instagram account, to the Idea
prison pen pals account.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
Because they're not quote unquote supposed to be doing this.
It's not encouraged, but it finds a way.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Okay, Like if you really kind of felt a connection
there in some way.

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
Shatform look him up on the Instagram and then hit
up the Jason's.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
What more Woody show is next? SoC Sports with the
g Jeff of course, Yeah, speaking of the Dodgers, I
don't think so cal Sports. Good morning, Jeff g yea morning.
What are you ain't? Good morning?

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
Squad.

Speaker 9 (01:21:19):
Dodgers are up to nothing in the NLDS. Here's the
big seventh inning that got it done for the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Breaks his pat and coming to the plate and as
the throat of the plate.

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
At the time due Will Smith, first ball, swinging line,
dried down base hit. Oh Toddy hits it sharply through
for a base hit and the Dodgers are rolling offensively now.

Speaker 9 (01:21:39):
But of course the Dodgers bullpen made it interesting. Dave
Roberts made a stupid ass move bringing in Blake trying
to close it out. Here he is explaining why he
did that and almost gave all of us a heart attack.
You know, Blake's pitched some of the biggest outs innings
in the postseason for us and felt really confident right there.

Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:21:57):
Sure, Blake Tryon has pitched some high leverage postseason James,
but he's not the same picture he was before.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
The Dodgers found their closer in Roki Sasaki.

Speaker 9 (01:22:05):
Let's stick with that, Dave Roberts instead of trying to
be cute. Now the Dodgers can close out their series
with the Phillies tomorrow, and of course The Woody Show
has your tickets. Tap in at seven and eight to
get in that suite. NFL Chargers' injury problems continue. Running
back O mari and Hampton is going to be out
for at least a month. Man, this team is cursed.
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(01:22:27):
got up, ran it in for a last second touchdown,
and the Jaguars beat the Chiefs. Last night got an
update in the Mark Sanchez case. He's facing fell and
he charges and the guy he beat the crap out
of is now suing Mark Sanchez and Fox Sports. And
finally this morning, Lebron James has a big announcement at
nine am this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
He is calling it the decision two.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
What do you mention it?

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Last week? You don't want to have to hear all
the retirement rumors this season. This may be it, but
I doubt it. Something tells me it's just a marketing employee.

Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
We'll see in about hour what Lebron James has to say.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
I'm Jeff G and that's your so Coal.

Speaker 13 (01:23:02):
Sports all right, Jeff, Shoot, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Show, all right, welcome back. So this guy he uh,
he won a million bucks on a scratcher ticket and
this like a few months ago, and he's been partying
hella hearts in.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
The last three months.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Why wouldn't you How hard has he partied? Well, he
woke up one morning and he couldn't walk and he
couldn't breathe, and he ended up getting rushed to the
hospital and the doctors told him that his excessive partying
led to a bilateral pulmonary embolism aka blood clots.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
In the lungs. That's how you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
And so the good news is he's going to live.
The bad news it's like a six to nine month recovery.
And the guy says it's given him a new outlook
on life. It's like, dude, calm down.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Your medical bills will be a million dollars one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Of the hundreds of people who have better off without winning.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Now this is this is England. I'm not sure how's
their healthcare system?

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Do you pay university?

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Yeah? Is it universal?

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
You you don't pay?

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
You pay TAXI But you're ping. But what I'm saying
is like when you go, you don't get a bill
from the doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Right? Good, great question. I have no idea. You know,
I'm not a big international game.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Do have universal healthcare?

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
Google?

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
Like whatevers? You know? Ye, medical bills, medical bills.

Speaker 7 (01:24:31):
You want?

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
But yeah, you want? You want a million dollars? Calm down,
it's cool. I mean, who wouldn't take a million bucks fun?

Speaker 11 (01:24:39):
You know who?

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Also is partying pretty hard? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
This substitute teacher in Vermont in the news. One of
the kids knew something was off, so they told the principal.
Principal pulls the teacher out of the class and asks
her if she's okay, and she said that she was
great thanks to the cocaine that she had not only
in her system but in her jacket. And the cops
they called, and they found even more coke in her backpack.

(01:25:04):
She was arrested and so fired.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
Oh is there a snitching box at your kid's school?
Have you heard about this?

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
I heard like this report where there's like these new
snitching boxes where kids can write notes and then you know,
whistle blowers, Yeah, and just drop them in.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Yeah, the gossip girl. Yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
In Canada, this guy, he was going down the highway
pretty late at night. He was becoming increasingly paranoid, so
he got so scared he called the cops to tell
him that he was being followed by another car. And
the cops they they found the guy. They pulled him
over and they noticed that, hey, man, you're the only
car on the road. They also noticed that the driver
was showing paranoid behavior due to the smell of some

(01:25:49):
freshly burnt weed that was coming from the car. Turns
out the guy had gotten so high that he thought
he was being followed the entire time, and there was
there was nothing there to begin with. It happened, he
was arrested. They charged him with operating a motor vehicle
while being impaired by a drug, which is the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
Yeah, this menace aliens, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
He was being followed, that's for damnsel I.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Love those stories of the guys who get so high
they call the cops, or what about the cops that
they were cops themselves, right, they got so high and
they had the brownies. Yes, yeah, and they called the
cops because they thought they were dying.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
I don't believe, like I believe.

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
I mean, if you get really really high, yes, you
get paranoid, but you always get paranoid about yourself, like
you're gonna die, like but that you have a heart
attack or something like that. The cops, yes, they believe.
But the story about oh I'm being followed, like, I
don't know. I don't relate to that. The one time
I got mega high at a hotel room, I thought
there were ghosts in the room because footsteps. No, it's

(01:26:47):
always like self inflicted things. I think that are going
to happen. You do, maybe, Yeah, I've had the external
paranoia too.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Yeah, but that's your baseline, like.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Always, here's here's those here are the cops that called.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Itency Yeah, can you please send rescue. I think I'm
having an overdose at the school as my wife over
knows of what marijuana? Okay, you please send rescue.

Speaker 18 (01:27:16):
Can you guys been drinking today too?

Speaker 15 (01:27:18):
Please come?

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
Okay, I think we're dying.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
Okay, how much did you guys have?

Speaker 16 (01:27:25):
I don't know we made brownies, my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
And I did.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
Do you know how much you put in the brownie?

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
I don't just please send rescue. Yeah, she's sitting, she's
kneeling down in front of me. Okay, I know we
have to wait.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Did you guys do anything else today besides marijuana?

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
No, that's it.

Speaker 11 (01:27:46):
But I don't know what was it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
The marijuana could have been there could have been something
in the marijuana.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
Are you telling me? I don't know what are you?

Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Anyway, so our friend Robins and she gave me some
banana bread, dude, and I was at that level. Yeah,
I came one with death though. I was like, all right,
well it's my time.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
This is before everybody had this stuff legal and had
dispensaries and things. So it was the premotions director of
the radio station. She had a side business where she
baked edibles like brownies and banana cake.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
And they they would wreck you too. Oh yeah, they
would wreck.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
She gave me some brownies for my birthday in my
thirtieth birthday, and I was at home when I had
one of those things, and I ate the entire thing.
I didn't leave the house while Sunday she gave.

Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
Me that and I went to a Cypress Hill show
and I felt like they were singing in my ear.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Pretty crazy. Four Wooding.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
This is the Woody Show. Well, it's time to talk
some tech.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
Everybody. Yeah, tech, and let's go to rich de muro.
He is a tech reporter. He is the host of
the rich On Tech radio show. He is the tech
reporter for k t L, a television in Los Angeles.
Any other credentials I'm missing? Rich I write a newsletter,
he writes it. Yeah, the newsletter is part of the

(01:29:14):
radio show and everything else. Though, right, I mean kind
of like a sublement technically, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
It o thing.

Speaker 14 (01:29:21):
Well, it is its own thing technically, but you know
it's a nice companion. I call it for the radio
show and TV.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
All right, subscribe to Richard. It's free. It's a free newsletter.
Just go to rich on Tech dot TV. You can
also find them on social media at rich on Tech.
It's rich everybody. Can I add one more thing?

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
Much taller in person? I don't think TV does.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
You just how tall are you?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
You're like what six? I'm sick.

Speaker 14 (01:29:49):
I'm kind of a skinny six so people think I'm
taller than I I'm just a standard six foot Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
TV always thought you were a little guy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
That's because he's skinny.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Yeah, I'm goin everything.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
I'm going to tell the lighting people, yes, show height,
like we we are as wide as rich as tall.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
So all right, So it's always.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Good to have a go to person when it comes
to tech, especially for somebody like Greg it doesn't know
a lot about tech. But the good thing and what
we like about Rich in the way that he handles
this stuff. It's it's consumer tech. So it's not like
tech reports for tech people. It's tech stuff for the
average person. Things that you might find useful or things
you maybe didn't know about or that you should know about.
And that's what the rich always has to tell us.

(01:30:38):
And I know you are doing a lot of posting
right now because you know the Amazon Prime Day thing
is happening, and it's it's kind of confusing. I did
see something this uh this morning about so basically Amazon,
if you're gonna do the Prime Day or Black Friday,
I think it was Black Friday. If you're going to
set a Black Friday price, it has to be an
average of something from your last six months of whatever

(01:31:00):
the price was for that item. So what they'll do
a lot of Amazon retailers is they'll jack the price
up November first, October first, So they say, don't buy
anything in the month of October on Amazon because that's
where they artificially inflate the price so that they can
use it to give you a big discount quote unquote
on Black Friday, which is basically just their normal price.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Yes, do you know anything about that?

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Rich, Like, I'm sure I'm not explaining it as eloquently
as you will. Amazon prices changed on a daily basis.

Speaker 14 (01:31:30):
So the I have two tricks to help you figure
out if a deal is a deal because Prime Day
now number one seems like it's every day of the
year because they do this so often now, but it
is running today and tomorrow, October seventh and eighth, and
so two ways to look to see if a deal
is a deal, because you cannot trust what Amazon says

(01:31:51):
about the price discounts because like you said, it could
be off the price that they never charged the original price,
I mean the MSRP. You want to make sure you're
at a lower price than the product is typically on sale.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Two ways to do that.

Speaker 14 (01:32:04):
Number One, Amazon has it built into their website and
nobody knows about this. When you go to the page
of the product you're looking for, there's this little AI
assistant called rufus. You can tap rufus and it says
ask something else, and then just type in price history
and it will show you a graph of thirty days

(01:32:25):
and ninety days of the price on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
I can tell this thing.

Speaker 14 (01:32:28):
I've been watching this travel pillow. I know it's so silly,
but it sells for fifty five bucks. It is not
gone on sale since the last Prime Day when it
went on sale for forty three dollars. So if it
goes anywhere under forty three bucks, I know I have
a deal. The other tip I give for Amazon Prime
Day is this site. It's an Amazon site, but it's

(01:32:49):
Amazon dot com slash by again. This is going to
bring up a list of all of this stuff, for
better or for worse, that you've purchased on Amazon US.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Had a lot this stuff because I got to know
this is cool. Now I'm out of it or I
want to buy it again.

Speaker 14 (01:33:03):
Yeah, I use that a lot, right, And so that's
a good one because you can just look through that
list and see if there's a red banner, and that
will tell you if a product has gone on sale
that you're always getting, like for me, you know, like
this hydration drinks or whatever you're buying over and over,
it might be a better deal.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
We're talking to Richard. You are a rich On Tech,
So a little Prime Day cheat sheet. I'm assuming that's
on your newsletter as well, right, Like people want to
get more info about that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Yeah, Prime Day is on there.

Speaker 11 (01:33:29):
You know.

Speaker 14 (01:33:30):
People love to talk about Prime Day. Oh yeah, so
rich On ten of those things TV. We're all doing it,
we're all shopping, so it's very popular. What else is
happened that we should know about? Okay, so I think
this is interesting. I know this is kind of dorky.
It's kind of not the most exciting thing in the world.
A great great segue by the but Windows ten is

(01:33:52):
is there's no more support for Windows ten as of
October fourteenth, twenty twenty five. So you have three options
if you're still running Windows ten on your how do
you know if you're running Windows ten? Press that Windows
start key on your computer. If the menu pops up
on the left side of your screen. You are running
Windows ten, and you gotta do something by October fourteenth.
If your menu comes up in the middle of your

(01:34:13):
screen you're on Windows eleven. Everything's fine, don't worry about it.
But if you're on Windows ten, you either have to
upgrade your machine to Windows eleven you've got to buy
a new machine. Who wants to do those two things?
So the third thing is to do what every good
American does. Procrastin eight for another year. Wait and so
you can go into Windows Update and enroll in what's

(01:34:34):
called Extended Security Updates, and that will give you one
more year of Windows ten so your computer doesn't get
hacked or anything like that. And it's all free. You
just have to go in there and sign up for it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
It's the thing we're talking about last week, guys, about
even when it comes to Microsoft Office, like nobody owns.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Anything anymore, you're leasing it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
Yeah, So like you all this stuff you have paid
for a month by month or have eventually you see
you can't just you know, have something and just popish
ke I mean I actually couldn't. You couldn't use tell breaks, right,
I mean just could use until you can't go until
you would need support and they go up tough.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Yeah, gotta move on.

Speaker 14 (01:35:08):
Yeah, you're just putting yourself at risk because the problem
is once Microsoft stops putting out software updates or security updates,
the hackers look for vulnerabilities and then they capitalize.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
On those, and that is what you do not want.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
We got Rich on Tech telling us about the latest
in the world of tech. I think we should talk
about this Ring search party. Have you heard about this
feature that they're using ring cameras now to find lost pets?

Speaker 11 (01:35:32):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
No, well I always see them in like the neighborhood
tab on the Ring Like, so if you have ring all,
show like videos that people posted in your neighbor Oh,
you talk about this before, but it's mainly always pets on.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
There, almost always. Yeah. Yeah, so that's why they came
out with this feature.

Speaker 14 (01:35:49):
They said that they a million lost pet posts every
year just on that neighbors app. But here's the new
thing they're doing, which is kind of wild. They're gonna
use AI. So let's say I post a picture of
my lost dog in that app. They will use AI
to scan my neighbor's camera footage. All the ring cameras
in my neighborhood to see if my dog shows up

(01:36:11):
on their video, and if it does, my neighbor will
get a notification that says, hey, Rich's dog was spotted
in your backyard. Will you share this video in your
location with them so that they can this dog.

Speaker 5 (01:36:23):
They're using pets to soften it for the public, but
this is definitely for people badly.

Speaker 7 (01:36:31):
Weird.

Speaker 14 (01:36:31):
You know, like it's searching other because who doesn't want
to find a lost dog?

Speaker 5 (01:36:35):
Yeah, searching.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Now imagine if they same story, but they say people's
faces about it and people, but the pet thing softens.

Speaker 8 (01:36:46):
This is the way to get around a subpoena or
a warrant.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
Yeah, I mean, so this is so they're starting with pets.

Speaker 14 (01:36:51):
They said they're gonna do dogs first, and then they're
gonna do cats and then other animals and then the owners.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Right exactly, because you're in your backyard.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
And I'm not against it, just don't do bad thing,
and you know you're true.

Speaker 14 (01:37:02):
Uh well, but think think about the future of Literally
the police want to find someone and they just say, here,
upload this picture to the ring camera and it's like boom,
we can find them in like ten seconds nationwide.

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
Yep. That's crazy. I'm kind of okay with it. That's
also a positive twist to it, right, Yeah, you know
it's look at its naked and as you are, right, and.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
This stuff already kind of exists. Yeah, they just don't
really talk about it publicly, but now it's just it.
It will just increase the amount of cameras they have
access to.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Rich the Mirror, rich on Tech. I didn't want to ask.
I saw you you mentioned something about it, like the
T Mobile satellite texting thing, Like you've got a chance
to test it? Because I know Apple, every once in
a while it'll pop up if I'm out of like
a range of service, It'll just say like so os yes,
and so you can still put like an emergency textrough.
I'm always wondering, like how well does that really work?

Speaker 14 (01:37:51):
Okay, So in the past couple of weeks I tested
both the Apple satellite feature and the T Mobile one.
And I will tell you T Mobile will blows away
what is built into the iPhone, like in a way
that I can't even describe, but I will try to. So,
if you're out in the middle of nowhere and your
phone says SOS does not mean satellite SOS just means

(01:38:12):
you can call nine one one. If you see a
satellite icon on your iPhone, that means you have access
to the satellite in that area.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
Because maybe whatever it says SOS, there always is the
little satellite icontext to it, and I thought that was
just all part of the same thing.

Speaker 14 (01:38:26):
Yeah, so SOS could be there without the satellite, or
the satellite would be there with SOS.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
So that's just a just a little thing to know
for the future.

Speaker 14 (01:38:34):
But basically, when you're trying to access the satellite that's
built into the iPhone, you've got to hold your iPhone
out in the middle of a like an open sky,
and it takes like a while for you to lock
onto the satellite, send your your tiny message through or
through I Message, and then wait for a receiving of
that message like back. So someone if they text you back,

(01:38:54):
you don't get a notification necessarily, so it's a very
long involved process. But at the same time, if you're
in the middle of nowhere you need help, you can
get it. So that's really NICETI right, you will wait, Yes, well,
you have no choice because your leg is broken, right
you're sitting there.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Yeah, just hope you're bleeding, yes, but the Tea Mobile
one's much better.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
Tea Mobile one unbelievable.

Speaker 14 (01:39:19):
You literally just you'll see sat Sat in the corner
of your phone and it just stays connected the whole time,
and so you can send messages back and forth just
like you would text regularly. You can also use this
for data for Google Maps, all trails, ACU Weather, WhatsApp,
even video on WhatsApp.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
And voice, which is just wild.

Speaker 14 (01:39:40):
So it's a much And the reason why it works
so differently is because they're using two different satellite networks, right.
T Mobile is using Starlar Lunch has hundreds of satellites, right,
whereas the iPhone is only using their own thing, Global
Star I think it's called, which just has a handful
of satellites. So the coverage you literally have to for
a satellite to pass over Earth for your connection to

(01:40:03):
happen on the iPhone versus T Mobile, there's always all
these satellites up above with the Starlink network.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
Yeah, the Starlink thing is great, man. I got Starlink
for the house now. I also have a Starlink Mini
and it's it's quick, man, It's it's fast.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
I love it. It's It's definitely worth it.

Speaker 14 (01:40:17):
This T Mobile satellite is built into their top of
the line plans. Like if you're paying like one hundred
bucks a month, you probably have it. If you have
Verizon or Tea or AT and T, you can actually
add it to your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
That's what I did.

Speaker 14 (01:40:28):
Oh, I'm just paying ten bucks a month. Yeah, I
have at my I'm looking at my phone right now.
It's running both T Mobile and Verizon at the same
time time.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
So I have T Mobile and I'm like, what is
he talking about? So maybe I'm not Tier.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Probably not. It depends.

Speaker 14 (01:40:42):
Call T Mobile and ask, because I think if you
hike or you're out in the middle of nowhere for
any reason ever.

Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
This is like like wild it must have.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
But also like the Verizon you said, you can add
it for like ten bucks a month, but that's on
their slower satellite system. It's not like because they don't
they don't have a deal with starlink.

Speaker 14 (01:41:00):
You can add T Mobile to your variety run Yeah
you can, I'LLI card it exactly if Verizon has their
own satellite. Basically all the companies are working on their
own satellite. My experience is that the T Mobile one
is the best right now. If you're in the middle
of nowhere, broken leg in the woods, Yes, your iPhone,
if you have a fourteen or above, you'll be able

(01:41:21):
to send that emergency text.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
It's just not going to be a pretty process.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
We're talking to Rich on tech and before I let
you go the gadget of the week.

Speaker 14 (01:41:29):
Yeah, So this is another end of support. If you
have one of those old Nest thermostats. If this thing
has been in your home for ten years, like it
was in mine, you've got to replace it. It's no
longer going to work.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
So I got the new Nest.

Speaker 14 (01:41:43):
Well, it'll still work in your home, but all the
smart features will no longer work, so you can't control
it from the app, which is the whole point of
having this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Right.

Speaker 14 (01:41:50):
So, over the weekend I replaced my Nest Learning thermostat
with the new one, and it looks so much better.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
It actually learns.

Speaker 14 (01:41:58):
I don't know why Google called the original one learning,
because my new one tells me when it learns.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
It's like, hey, we noticed you woke up at seven
am today.

Speaker 14 (01:42:05):
We're going to start adjusting the temperature right when you
get up so that your house is comfortable for you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Okay, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 14 (01:42:12):
So long story, short search in your email Google Home
at Google dot com that gives you the deal for
an upgraded thermostat for one hundred and fifty bucks. If
you had one of these old ones, they probably sent
you an email months ago that you ignored. Look back,
and now it's time to act on that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Wait, so how can you tell which ones are going
to be obsolete? Like, how do you tell what version
of Nest you have?

Speaker 14 (01:42:36):
You'd have to go into your Nest or Google Home
app and look under the device info and it should say.

Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
That I'm not allowed to do that. I'm not allowed
to have access to the Nest because I messed with
it too much. Yeah, I've been banned.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
My wife and I are in a Nest battle like that.

Speaker 5 (01:42:51):
It is, there's so much drama over it, right.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
It's crazy. Like I'm just like, why can't we just
have the air on? Never?

Speaker 18 (01:42:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Four sevens open?

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
I want it on all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
See I'm the lady. Yeah I want it. I'm not
I'm so cold all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
So I'm on the next step. I'm trying to find
out where to find it. It says home Home info.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
I have no idea equipment.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
We'll figure it out. Rich, everybody, I feel like Greg,
all of a sudden, I know, this is what it
feels like to be still looking for the rufous button
on Amazon. Well, Rich, sounds like you guys have some homework.
The rich on Tech Radio Show Arizon Radio stations nationwide,
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Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Thanks for having me. Appreciate it all.

Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
Rich.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
We've got some more what show coming up for you next?
Hang on what you show.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
We'll be back in a sec. Way out, all right, Woody, Greg, Junigrad,
Sea Bass is here.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
We got Sammy Morgan's here, phones open here on the
Woody Show for this.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Morning and retard alert. Retard alert, Yeah, I believe it
or not.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
There's just been a so so many of these here recently,
this one, and I thought about Sea Bass because he
had a somewhat similar situation at one point. So this Chicken, Florida,
she got arrested after dumping dozens of tampons across her
ex boyfriend's lawn.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
Oh, I sure did.

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
I didn't do the dumping, but I got MAXI pad's
fixed to my home.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
She to them on the outside to briefly catch everyone up.

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
I was dating, not not not exclusively, but I was
dating three women at the same time who found out
about each other.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
And so the one, the one chick, got mad, right,
and she was the one that stuck them all over.

Speaker 5 (01:45:06):
Were they from the store to your home? Or did
they make a pit stop in her pants? Well, she
used ketchup for her reason.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
That broke out between those three chicks.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
Oh my god, he's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
To the Chicken, Florida, she dumps all these tampons on
the launch. She painted them red to look used. According
to cops, the home security footage captured a truck slowly
circling the ex's home, but then it stopped. The chick
gets into the truck bed and starts tossing the tampons
out onto the yard.

Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
Make it rain.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
I can see your temples. Why do you need six?
What happens to you? That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:45:44):
It's hard to vandalists of these days.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
It sucks anyway, when the cops questioned her, initially she
tried to lie so that she didn't do it, but
you know those pesky cameras, she finally admitted it and
she threw her family members under the bus, telling the
cops how they helped tour with the plan.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:46:03):
That's that dry snitch in menace?

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
Is that what you would call that?

Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
Moron?

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
So she's been hit with a few charges. Oh and
her employer, the local fire department, oh good, has placed
her on leave. So they're doing their own investigation. But
there's no doubt she's getting up, so fire.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Yea, what's to investigate?

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
The family to bitch be tripping. They're helping it like
an art project. And if I could assist with this.

Speaker 5 (01:46:25):
Number one, you know, obviously guys are gonna have sex
with a lot of girls. That's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (01:46:29):
But number two, if you are going to vandalyize, uh,
I would say at least parked on the block, wear
all black face.

Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
These are the basics.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
I wouldn't say.

Speaker 5 (01:46:37):
Ski mask because that can raise the people like what.

Speaker 6 (01:46:40):
Maybe maybe a COVID mask exactly, hat some glasses and
then at least give yourself some chance that you won't
be on.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
Right, you know, so have to do something. Look, if
you're gonna be criming, give yourself a shot. And also
the family who cared enough about you to help you
hatch your plan. You don't rune a mountain. You got busted.
Like you're the one who's throwing the tan on the lawn.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
Take the fall.

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
You don't out the rest of the people. That's the
other thing too, It's like, that's we plan to get
caught and be happy when you don't. This is like
what he's thing with people, like when he's like, so
if you're if you're gonna throw tampons this on a yard,
whatever planned, plan it out. What's happens when the cop
showed to your door? So you won't be caught by surprise.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
Yeah, it was an art project, my thing with with
people because my mom is like this for the longest time.
I don't think she's like this anymore. I think she's
now jaded like the rest of us. But she would
always have like the best and you know, the best.
The thought of tension of these these people are you know,
pure and they're and uh, there's everybody's super nice. And

(01:47:42):
then she was constantly disappointed when people turned out to
be jerks.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
And I said, well, just do what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
Just assume everybody sucks until proven otherwise. Recalibrate. Oh my god,
that is such a negative way to Yeah, but here's
the thing. Would you rather be constantly disappointed or would
you rather be pleasantly surprised? Because there are good people.
I'm not saying there's not any good people. I'm saying
you have to mind yourself. If you got into the
world thinking everybody is good and you're setting yourself up

(01:48:09):
for failure, you're gonna be I think you're gonna be that.
That's a bigger disappointment then realizing that people are good, right,
that there are some good people. There's some kind people
out there.

Speaker 1 (01:48:18):
Because expectations are future resentments.

Speaker 6 (01:48:20):
You So, like Greg is always full of words, Think
about breaking bad Mike erman Trout. He knew he was
going to get picked up by the cops all the time.
And he just knew that, and he knew what he
was and what wasn't going to say. Let's take this
real life example, breaking bad.

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
Well, throw all the time yeah, okay, it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
Yeah he also had a really good lawyer.

Speaker 5 (01:48:44):
Though that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
I've never had like a ex girlfriend or anybody trying
to do anything to get back at me.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
Yeah, because I wasn't a jerk. Yeah, you know, like
if it didn't work out, it didn't work that well.
I mean, but I was also not I I was
also not trying to juggle chicks.

Speaker 1 (01:49:03):
You just have to. I did the equivalent of the
tampon thing where this dude made out with my girlfriend
in high school. And she was the first girl whoever
h the first one I ever touched boobs. So she
was a big deal. Yeah, that was a lifer. She
was a big deal. I found out that this guy,
I think his name was Carlo, he made out with her.
So I went to where he worked at the drug store.

(01:49:23):
Knew where he was parked, and I parked next to
him and opened my door real hard. She was such
a jerk. Yeah, you love those boobs.

Speaker 17 (01:49:33):
I did that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:34):
I did, Okay, I regret it to this day.

Speaker 6 (01:49:37):
A guy I hooked up with this girl, and then
my other friend like months later hooked up with her,
slept over at our house and I made them sloppy
Joe's for breakfast on account of he was getting sloppy sick.

Speaker 5 (01:49:50):
He didn't like that? Well, were still friends?

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
Do you know why I made Joe? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:49:56):
Did he immediately get or did you see Mecca getting?
Did you have to help them along the pathway of
getting again?

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
Did you have to explain the joke? Because that sucks?

Speaker 6 (01:50:05):
I think I might have left the note that explained
the joke makes still a little that. I mean, why
am I getting sloppy jokes for breakfast?

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
Not a traditional breakfasting? Set us a text to nine
eight seven, Get some more Wooden show next?

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
Hang on, this is al garbage Day, not garbage here. Pete, Hey,
don't forget. We have trash Day, not trash weed. It's
not every once in a while that they leave it
out for an extra day. It's the Woody Show. So

(01:50:42):
what goes around comes around. What's old is new again?

Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
According to a new report, the younger generations falling in
love with the old tech. Oh things like flip the
idea of like a flip phone or a digital actual
digital camera. I've seen more of those recently, why and
and compact discs? Greg that you happort that Greg hung
in there longer than anybody that I knew.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
True, I still have them. I just.

Speaker 5 (01:51:10):
In that long tower.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
I have one of those binders, like a binder.

Speaker 3 (01:51:15):
And they say the reason pretty simple that the old
school technology, it's just simpler, It doesn't demand attention, doesn't
require like constant screen time. When they say it's a
it's a reaction just to feeling controlled by today's tech
and that they're just trying to like, you know, take
back control of that, you know, attention and focus.

Speaker 6 (01:51:37):
I saw some study that screen time peaked somewhere around
twenty twenty two and it started to drop off again.

Speaker 3 (01:51:41):
People are everywhere but North America, Yeah, it was North
America is the only place that continues to go up.

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
I'll grow on social media.

Speaker 3 (01:51:48):
Yeah, everywhere else those numbers are are going down. But
on the social media thing. A new poll says that
social media is now officially the main source for news.
So that's that's where people are getting getting their news.
Fifty four percent of people say they rely on social
media for their news updates. Everyone else said that they're

(01:52:10):
either you know, still listening to or watching you know
TV news or you know news radio. Things you know websites, apps,
things like that. But TikTok that is the fastest growing
news source that makes sense, TikTok that tracks it sucks.
The main source of news for people in twenty twenty

(01:52:30):
five is Twitter x whatever you want to call it.
Fifty seven percent of people say that's where they get
all of their news.

Speaker 5 (01:52:38):
That's the problem, Thank you, Eli. You will need to
get news from like multiple sources. I mean once you
just get into one feed. Yeah, and it's just going
to feed you the same chamber.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
Yeah, there are different tools or different jobs, right, And
I've always seen Instagram is I'm not looking at Instagram
for news, Instagrams to kind of see what other people
are up to or other kind of like sharing fun things, right,
something visual?

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
Obviously, what are the jokes. The use for.

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
Twitter was I would go there if I was if
I was seeking news or breaking or reaction to news,
That's where I would go for that. Now I still
on Twitter, follow news sources ABC, ZBS, FOX, UH, CNN, AP,
Associated Press, those different USA today.

Speaker 5 (01:53:29):
Yeah, and but it's changed now it leads you stuff
that you don't even follow.

Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
Which is going back to what SeaBASS is talking about
that whole study or article or whatever. The reason that
the people are losing interest or using less of is
because they're not interested in the suggested stuff that it's
being fed into their feet like they're they're they're losing
out on you know, you know, seeing what's in real
time from the people they already follow. They don't like
the suggested stuff. Yeah, the only person are the only

(01:53:56):
people that are good at it is TikTok. Everyone else
sucks at it because even like.

Speaker 6 (01:54:00):
Good old Facebook, which was supposed to be a book
of your friends, right yeah, that if I pull that
open right now, I've got a group, an ad, a
group on Facebook, comedian I don't follow, ninth thing a
comedian I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:54:15):
Follow, And saying you get your news from TikTok is
not for everyone, but for a lot of people, like
a girl putting on her makeup talking about something she
doesn't understand, Like that's where you're getting your news.

Speaker 5 (01:54:25):
It's scary, right yeah, Like most most of my Facebook
feed is suggested posts.

Speaker 3 (01:54:32):
Mine is just ads or people I don't follow. Now
that said, you can follow us on social media, look
for us. They're at the WOODI Show.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
I thank you very much, Greg, gorenje would and.

Speaker 3 (01:54:45):
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Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
Yeah, you got big problems When your life coach tells
who you got cut from the team.

Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
It's still so weird to me that that's a job.
I know, life coach isn't that like a therapist, But
it's not a therapist. I've made that mistake before.

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
Don't do that anything right.

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
Yeah, it's just some person I think that likes being
up in other people's business whose own life is probably
a mess.

Speaker 8 (01:56:42):
The only people who's who've ever come to me and said,
I want to be a life coach.

Speaker 5 (01:56:45):
Their life was a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
Yeah, but what same with therapists, Same with therapist. That
is true.

Speaker 3 (01:56:50):
Like some of the craziest people I know, they already
wanted nut jobs in their own life. Yeah, dude, their
therapy ashion all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
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Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.