FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 8th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Doomed to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it flies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Showy, this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody.

(00:48):
Today is Wednesday. It is October the eighth, twenty twenty five.
Low and welcome. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.
He's like, Hey, we got Menace hid is here. We
got Sea Bass is here. The phones they're open at
eight seven seven forty four. Woody. You can send us
a text if you like, over to two to nine
eight seven this morning. Here on the Woody Show, it's

(01:11):
a round of family feud, like our style of family feud,
which if you watch the game, they ask one hundred
people these survey questions and you got to try to
get the answers that are up on the board. But
this time it's just talking to one person. And one
of the things that Menaced did this past weekend, as
we heard in the Weekend Cheers and Jeers on Monday,
was he went to a Joe coy show. So comedian
Joe koyay we know him, will be the one answering

(01:32):
the questions for Woody Show Family Feud. Now, this actually
gives us, I think a little bit of an advantage
because the same we actually know Joe, Yeah, as opposed
to some of the other people that we've had before,
whether it's like one of these UFC guys that we've
had before, it's just some rando. And in Seabass's neighborhood,
who is you know, urban like an urban camper. Yeah,
one of my fun neighbors. Yeah, one of his fun

(01:55):
one of his fun neighbors. Anyway, So yeah, Woody Show
family feud with Joe Koy today, some of the treading
news headlines. We'll get into the entertainment stuff. We got
your birthdays, we got your born a birthday, all on
the way here on the Woodie Show for you this morning.
Phones open at eight seven, seven forty four. What a
text of course, whatever you like over to two to nine,

(02:15):
eight seven. So Gina just moved to this new house. Yeah,
and I know we've talked a lot about it, and
there's a lot of new things for Gina when it
comes to not just home ownership.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh yeah, I don't know what I don't know, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Just how to handle different things, you know, interactions with neighbors.
We've heard about that. Now, I'm bringing this up in Gina.
This house that she bought, it has a pool, you guys,
very exciting, very nice dreams there. True, she's always wanted
to pull very fancy and so she has this pool.
And she was asking me this question, and I'm gonna reserve.

(02:51):
I'm gonna I'm going to reserve my my take on
this until after I hear what you guys say, and
we'll see if it h We'll see if it matches
up right.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I invited a friend's kid over to come swimming, and
the parents said, oh, that's that's great. Yeah, we'd love
to and you know what you should do.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
You should.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I'm happy to fill out a waiver. I'm happy to
sign a waiver for my kid to come to your pool.
And you should really do that for everybody who comes
and swims at your pool. Am I supposed to do that?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Way? The okay? The kid's parents.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
That everyone should sign a waiver.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
She'd be happy to do it, but she gave the
advice to Gina.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Everybody should sign a waiver if they're going to swim
in our pool.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
All right, that's that's interesting and probably good natured, but
it's not going to protect you whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Well that's why I said, I'm like, I'm not a notary.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well not only that, it's but if if you're found
to be negligent, which I don't think you would be,
but who knows that waiver isn't going to stop anything.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I see. I wasn't even thinking from a legal standpoint,
but go ahead, Okay.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
It sounds like on the surface kind of outrageous, like
I would never think to do it, but in this society,
and maybe it's not the dumbest idea in the world.
I get her intentions, but I've never heard of such
a thing.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
That is, you never heard of it?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, and a million years No, I would never ask,
like if your kids coming over to swim in what
if it.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Was like a big party, like and like twenty kids
were over.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, So here's what we did when my daughter had
a party. Were because she was taking swim lessons at
the time, because we had both of our kids when
they were little, doing like the whatever, the the guppy
fish program, like just to learn how to swim. Yeah, right,
because we wanted them to have that skill. I think
it's weird when people grow up and their adults have
no idea how to swim, so anyway, we want to
make sure the kids knew how to swim. There's all

(04:36):
these like you know, you know, college age, high school,
you know, teenage, you know, kids who were like the
instructors at these little swim program exactly. And so when
we were at one of those lessons, I said, Hey,
how much would it be to have you come over
during this kid's party and just keep an eye on
all the kids in the pot And it was like nothing, Yeah,

(04:56):
for just making sure that somebody was there and paying
close attention who would also know what to do if
something happened and everything. It was like fifty bucks.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
You don't make the parents docu sign first.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Didn't make them docu signed, cross your mind, And that's
way better peace of mind than a stupid pizza. Have waivers. No,
it would have never. So my whole thing is like,
are you please don't do that. She's going to herself.
I think she's going to alienate herself. She's going to
be that person who's known in the block is like,
did you hear asked me to sign a waiver to
have MANI on me to come over and swim? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
She probably gives away toothbrushes like Halloween.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
That's my question is for this mom to suggest that
means like, is this a common thing in the area,
or are people so happy and she's trying to protect you,
or like, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I live in this neighborhood. I've never heard that once.

Speaker 8 (05:40):
I think that is I think is very nice. It
would have been like a thirty second conversation. Somebody brought
that up to me, like, oh, hey, you know what,
that's really cool that you suggest that, but.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's not needed.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
But I remember when we were kids, if we'd jump
on a neighbor's trampoline, they made my parents sign something.
Really yeah, So I was like, I think i've heard
this book see.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
And again, I think the tension is nice. It's it's
it's it's well intentioned. What this woman said to you,
it was well intentioned. I think if you do it, though,
you run the risk of being like kind of like that,
see what's the psycho chick with it? And again, in
the society that we live in and everybody's so happy
and everything, I do understand that part of it too,
But like.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Seba says, it going to stop anyone from.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Doing before before you can come over here and swim
little Sally, take this back to your mommy and have
them sign it and get it back to me.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
And I got a field trip.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Nope, nope, just comes your respond come over to swim.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
I said, interesting, I'll ask I'll think about it now.
You guys are my s.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Some boilerplate, come over and swim.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Wave out the funny I chatgbtated and they were like
all this legalese and it was like we hereby, like
you know.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Whatever, that's what do you imagine getting that from your neighbor.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
We were we release Gina of drowning Death. And I'm like,
oh no, in the zeitgeist.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
If you're that worried about it, don't have the kids.
Don't have the kids swimoolah because because at this point,
the way it works is that they just come over.
Like the kids come up. We don't even know they're
on we don't even know they're coming over because they're
outside playing. They're like, hey, come over and swim. Next
you know, we hear people out in the pool. We're like,
what the hell is going on?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay, so just be cool about it.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, it's just maybe that's another thing. Like you got
to consider it before you decide to get a pool.
Yeah right, so.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah, but I want the pool more than the kids.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Okay, so do you think that Gina should do this? Well,
we'll have a text poll going on here. Help me
yes or no over to two to nine eight seven.
And it could be yes or no for any reason.
But just like your bottom line, yes or no over
to two to nine eighty seven. We will take the break,
we'll come back, and then Menace is gonna have the
latest in the world of entertainment. Your birthday's porn of birthday?

(07:43):
All right, welcome back everybody. It is Wednesday, it's the
Woodie Show. It's October the eighth. Oh, it's newspaper carry
a day. That was That was my first ever job.
I delivered newspapers in Times.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
And they wouldn't even let me deliver to the real customers.
They called it a sample route, so it was the
people who they were pitching the paper to. So these
people are getting the paper for free for like a week.
So the addresses I had to deliver to every week
were different. So, I mean, it really couldn't screw it up,
I guess.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
So you couldn't be trusted with the paying customers.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well no, I mean I was maybe thirteen.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Okay, where you want to buy them?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, I was just walking around.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
They made sure to throw the newspapers at houses that
were empty. So then when the rain came, they all know.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I made sure, you know, Greg understands that the OCD
that I have you wanted to porch them. I made
sure they were on the porch and on the mat.
If there was a mat, I would go place them to.
People on my route would complain, you need to porch it. Yeah, yeah,
but it was fun to throw them anyway. Newspaper carrier days,
Dyslexia Day, menace shout out dyslexia. Yep, yeah, I'll shout dyslexia.

(08:56):
It's Emergency Nurses Day. It is National bring your Teddy
Bear to score Old Day? Now is it just a coincidence?
Is National Stop Bullying Day as well? Those It's a
National Pet Obesity Awareness Day and also National Curves Day.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
I keep my pets at a solid weight. They're actually
underweight for what they they're supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, it's a national fluff for Another Day and National
Salmon Day and National PARROGI day to my pollock people. Man, Well, no,
I'm Polish, so German Polish and I forget what else,
something Irish, that's what it is. Assorted white, assorted white. Yeah,
I'm a I am a mutt. I've got the birthdays

(09:43):
and the porn of birthday coming up here in just
a moment, menace. Tell us what's happening in the world
of entertainment.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
Well, two movies coming out this weekend, Rufe Man, which
I'm very excited for, and Tron and Tron just recently
had their premiere party, and guys, I think you would
actually want to be there because after or they showed
the movie, they had a huge Nine Inch Nails concert cloud.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Just so you know, Nine Inch Nails they kick off
a huge tour next year that's gonna be starting off
in February and they're gonna be hitting on a bunch
of what he shows cities, so if you want to
check that out. Also, a version of nine Inch Nails
called nine Inch Noise will be playing this sold out
Coachella Music Festival, So a lot of nine Sails coming
at you now. AI videos are going crazy online and

(10:30):
somebody that does not like them, well, it just doesn't
want to be like tagged in them. Is Robin Williams's
daughter now, Zelda, Yeah, Zelda's getting tagged in a lot
of videos that people are making of her dad. Now
I'm sure, SeaBASS, you've seen this new program called Sonora
Mabe so yeah, Sonora Sora. Anyways, it's it's it's it

(10:53):
is like the best I've seen you.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
You could take a photo of like or even a
video of where like my view of Greg and and
Sammy from here, and I could say, have Robin Williams
or a dinosaur walk through the background, and it'll do
it damn practically perfect.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Like it was shooting a move over exactly. It's all
it's dead to real. We're all screwed.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
So people are yeah, no.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
No, it's crazy. So yeah, people are making videos of
Robin Williams. The one I've seen like one of them.
But you know what I'm seeing a lot of is
a lot of Michael Jackson videos or like Michael Jackson
robbing people and stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like really I enjoyed that some of those.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
That's pretty funny and I enjoy them, but I did
think about, like, oh, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Know, his kids might see this kind of stuff. And
his kids are all grown ass adults. Yeah, so, oh
so is Zelda Williams don't.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
Yeah, but yeah, but Zelda's like, hey, I know you
she I think she wasn't really talking too much back
about her.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
She's just like, hey, I think you you think that
I want to see these? She was pretty, she was
talking a lot of smack.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh she was okay. I mean were they were they
tagging her? Yeah, she's so, they were okay the quote,
at least the quote I saw. She's like, I think
you think I want to see these? But I don't.
That makes Look if you're gonna if you gonna do them.
I understand the person's the public figure, and people are
having a lot of fun with the AI stuff and
whatever it is. It is harmless fun, but like, don't
go tagging people's relatives, yeah, you know, in in their

(12:11):
in their dead relative AI videos. Like I'm sure someone's
gonna say, hey, did you see this, and eventually they
might see it or whatever. But like for you to
like then play that that is a dick movie. Yeah,
I agreed.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
So in theory, then you could make another Robert Williams
movie for sure, Like Legalities aside.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Ye, so that his voice, that'll happen. That will happen
at some point, someone's in state's going to be fine
with it, and they're gonna be the first to have,
like some some dead actors.

Speaker 8 (12:37):
A living actor has already signed over saying that you
can what.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
What about years ago when Sopranos is still on the air,
the woman who played Olivia Soprano, Tony Soprano's mom, she
died as they were, you know, still doing the show,
and her family allowed them to use bits and pieces
of outtakes from other things that she did to create
new scenes for the following season. Because then they eventually,

(13:03):
you know, they had.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Associated that in that one of the Star Wars movies
where the guy I was like, it was that guy
in this.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Movies from the seventies. You still know he's dead. Yeah,
but also didn't didn't carry show up in the in
the Star Wars. Sure did.

Speaker 10 (13:15):
After after she she did show up and the Rise
of Skywalker, they ended up using a bunch of unused
footage the Force Awakens and put her in the movie.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Gotcha right.

Speaker 7 (13:23):
They did that with Paul Walker too in the first
Fearst movies.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, his face with his brother somehow.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
For any in the movie to never forget. Oh damn,
I can hear the pinut gallery that brought it. That
brought a sudden stop to the conversation.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
All right, here's the name. I hear a lot, and
I have not watched one thing that he's in, but
Alexander Scarsguard.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Guard, Stars, Guard Stars Guard. We do that again for
Alexander Scars Guard. Damn Is that right? Yeah? I don't
know what he does, but he's an actor. He's an it. Yeah,
and he's he's an it.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
He was the he's penny Wise.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh, he's penny Wise. All right, well did you see that?

Speaker 8 (14:09):
And anyways, he has a new movie coming out called Pillion.
And he was on the Red carpet and guess what
he was wearing. This is the reason I brought it up,
because we'd probably we would like it now, no pants
is a thing amongst women on the red carpet. But
he was wearing a dill door. He's wearing a Dil
Do do shirt. So it was a shirt with a dildo

(14:32):
on it. And I thought you would enjoy a particular
dildo or just many dildos on his shirt.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
A lot of them.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah. Okay, so this new movie is like a yeah,
it's like a big gay sex thing. Well, the movie
is about a man who finds a gay biker crew
hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Crew.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, and then he starts like hanging out with them.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Wait Alexander scarsguard. Yeah that that's he's not the one
from it. That's the Bill Scars.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Alexander is a super tall brother.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's legally anyways, did shirt I thought you like that,
So look it up if you know.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Okay, I'm looking at It's like it's like an artistic
French dildo painting.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's an artsy dildo. I'd rather see Bill on a
in a gay movie than really.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Oh well, I know why.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
I know why his name came up somewhat recently. Yeah,
we're talking unconventionally good looking.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, do you think he's good looking? Not Alexander?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
The difference they look totally different, the same person interchange.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Which one wasn't it?

Speaker 9 (15:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Bill, I guess that was news. And you know we
don't do and we will start with the birthdays of
the celebrities like Matt Damon is number one on my

(16:04):
wife's hit list.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Really tense was still still I was gonna say, still, yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Her, that's her number one. It's an odd choice for
number one. I forget it, but number one, okay. Matt
Damon is fifty five today. Chevy Chase is eighty two.
Has he chilled out at all? Is he's still like
a massive prey?

Speaker 8 (16:24):
I don't still still, but he's doing a lot of
theater shows for Christ's vacation. Yeah, so, I guess you
got to be like semi pleasant to pretend to be.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
He's eighty two years old today. Sigourney Weaver is seventy six.
He's the father of twelve children with six different baby mamas.
Nick Cannon is forty five. Angus T. Jones, who was
the kid on Two and a Half Men, he's thirty
two years old today. Karen Parsons will sister Hillary on
The Fresh Prince of bel Air is fifty nine. Darryl
Hammond of SNL is seventy, Bruno Mars is forty. Actress

(16:59):
turned OnlyFans girl Bella Thorne is twenty eight. The WWE
superstar who got to start on Real World and Road
Rules Challenge. The Miz is forty five, and Dude Crocodile
Dundee Paul Hogan still loss his pie. He's eighty six
years old. Heale, huh your porno Berdad. Today is Julia

(17:21):
Anne and today's birth the Girl. She has made her
parents proud in one thousand, four hundred and eighty one films,
including Beaver Buffet. She was in Threes Humpany, also The
Vagina Code, First Time Lesbian Liquors she was in Have
you been wearing My panties? Who can forget her? Unforgetable

(17:45):
in the very long title Julianne, I'm sorry. Julia Anne
is a milf that loves to get it through the
back door from her big neighbor. Wow, that was a
Freudian slip, saying Julianne sorry to julian the phone.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Script now Graham her number one item on her Amazon
wish list a new vagina the complete DDD collection of
Ship's Creek.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Hang Out. She's got great taste, sweet, really good taste.
She needs something to watch after staying home from her
vagina plast table, she went in for a tight dang
one thousand and four movie, The Woodie Show. All right,

(18:30):
welcome back Wednesday morning. So what would you do with this? Greg?
Tell me what rumor? Of your house you would put
this in. I'm sure Sammy has already got one or
it's on order something Crouchete Costco. For the holiday season,
they have a massive five foot tall link Chocolate Advent calendar. Yes,

(18:51):
I saw this, Okay, sounds not terrible. So it features
twenty four full sized chocolates. It's been all over social media,
users calling the calendar quote epic.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
It's five feet tall, five foot tall stand up on
its own.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Along with the calendar, they are offering other oversized seasonal
things like a fifty eight ounce pumpkin pie for just
five dollars ninety nine in Yeah, it is huge. That
sounds like I mean they probably do that every year though, yeah. Yeah.
And then also back this year is the thirty eight
ounce butter cinnamon sugar loaf. Yeah, it's you're right, Sea Bass.

Speaker 8 (19:31):
It is available all year long, but now you know
tis a season, so it's in a special area in
the forefront.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Now, Greg, how much would you would you expect to
pay for a five foot tall lint Chocolate Advent calendar? Nine?
And then you could tell me which main space of
your house you would have this probably just.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Would have to move something just to make space for it.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
And is it kind of like a like a flag
after sundown? It has to be lit, right, I mean
I would they got to keep it like some sort
of uplight right lint. Even though I'm not a huge fan,
they claim to be all fancy. So five foot let's
go one hundred and nineteen one hundred and nineteen dollars sammy,
three hundred, three hundred dollars is actual costco price one

(20:13):
hundred and eighty nine dollars bargain deal? This is.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Have you seen how much like advent calendars go?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Fore?

Speaker 7 (20:24):
They sell out so fast? If you want to get
like a good one, and this is a good one.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
What makes a good one? Look, I give me, give me,
give me the criteria for quote good one?

Speaker 7 (20:33):
Okay, so it would be a themed or certain brand
on something like the sugar Fino ones for the gummies.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Those are very expensive.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Have you seen the ones? I think it's is it?
Trader Joe's are all these they sell? The ones got
like whiskey some kind of another.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
Stuff for alcohol, And I mean I'll get the Trader
Joe's ones that are you know, three dollars or however
much that is.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
But they get expensive and sell out fast. Their advent
calendar is always a thing because I didn't hear of
them until I was an adult.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh no, oh, people will pay big money for a
bunch of dumb stuff. You know, these people that were
freaking out speaking the trader Joe's those little mini bags,
Oh my god. And the other thing I heard about
just this week this is I haven't seen one of
these things yet. I haven't seen it yet, but apparently
Lows sells like a very miniature version of their buckets,

(21:21):
like those yeah, like you know, work site buckets, desk
and people I'm thinking about, like who, I guess people
are easily impressed if you're Low. Okay, So Low's is
more for like the homeowner, and home depot targets more
towards the contractors. Do I have that right? Pretty much? Yeah, Like,
wasn't that part of their their strategy We did read

(21:42):
about at some point. The difference between the two is
that the home depot folks, they really kind of target contractors.
That makes sense, not that they wouldn't for the homeowners,
but like Lows is going after the people who just
own home. So it's like the husband and wife going
to Low's and they go, oh my god, I want
to get one of these mini buckets. That's true, Like
I can't see home depot.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
But Low's has way better fixtures and ceiling fans, and
if you're going to get a new faucet and things
like that, way cuter than anything you're gonna find.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I don't know. I think it's I go to both.
I have no, I have no.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
It's really cute and cute. I mean, I agree, I
go to both. Low's is cuter.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
What are you looking at?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Their looking at the many buckets, and of the course
it's a middle aged house wive screaming.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
About oh there you go, and what are they doing
with it? Though, just like I could put like little
panties and kind of simpleton. I guess whatever, whatever float
your boat, you have a fire five foot advent calendar,
whatever you want to throw your money at. One hundred
and eighty nine dollars. What a deal. That's a great deal.

(22:43):
That's a good deal. That would you consider this? Okay,
you said good one? Would you consider this lint five dollars?
This is if a good one?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (22:52):
Because number one, it's big they must have I mean
almost full size. Yeah, and so in it's lint, which
is a name brand. Now, like what I buy Trader Joe's,
there's just random chocolates in it. But this is the
brand that people know what they like. It's a quality shock,
great deal.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Ray k Okay, well you heard it here, folks. You
heard it here first, folks. Yeah, don't burn your money
stale eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
We got some more Wednesday Woodies show coming up for
you next. Hang on, Yeah, this is the Woody Show.

(23:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Turn that fatassrid now as a little.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world on this Wednesday morning. Yeah, it's
October the eighth, twenty twenty five. Wooding, Greg Gory, miss
the ground. We've got sea Bats, We've got Sammy Morgan's
here and the phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can send us a text check

(23:58):
in over to two to nine eight seven. In this
how we're gonna give you a chance to brag like
Sea Bass. Sea Bass is more of like a like
a humble brag. Yeah, truth teller. I think he directly brags. Yeah, well, okay,
So the reason we started doing this segment was because
a lot of people they're they're excited about something or

(24:22):
they're really proud of something, and but they don't want
it to be bad form. Right, So you're bragging, Well,
in this case, we're asking, we're asking for your brag
couraging and so coming up not in this segment, but
in the next segment. We're just kind of setting everything
up so you know what what we're looking for, and
you can call in and you can brag like Sea
Bass that you get to be Sea Bass. It's like

(24:44):
going to fantasy camp. It's like playing with some sixty
year old former MLB guy. Yeah, yeah, so brag like
Sea Bass eight seven seven forty four. Woody is the
phone number you can also send your bag like Sea
Bass if you'd just rather do it that way over
to two to ninety seven. You don't have to tell
us who you are, you know where you're from, or
anything like that. You just should Well, I'm saying, if

(25:06):
you really want to lean hard into it and make
sure everybody knows who you are and what your brag is, true,
Mahoun's done best.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Okay, superb about yourself. I've got a very easy professional one.
I've been invited yet again to be a major celebrity podcast.
I can't say which one yet because it's not happened yet,
but just it's a it's a name about already. I'll
give you a hint. It's one that Greg would be
mega jelly about because it's it's that okay, okay, that
whole name. Yes, But so that's what's an easy one.

(25:33):
But I'm more subtle one, just a slight one.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
As I was. I was in one of those two
level targets, you know what the escualator and has like
the where it brings the car cart the cartescalator A cool.
Those are fun car even if I don't need one,
I didn't say that's just to use it, imber find something.
I remember when I first saw one, I was like

(25:56):
interrupting the brag. So you're you're a You're at a
two level target.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Headed down, and in front of me there's like a
maybe a thirteen year old kid and his mom and
they and they I get behind them a little ways
and I see the mom look back and I noticed
she's checking me out. It's but to cement this, she
did the second turn with like a long, lingering look,
and it was these and it was a second milfin

(26:20):
target that checked me out. Whoa, which kind of sucks
though it's only a half bride because I should be
getting like hot chicks instead of old mills. But but
you could tell, like back maybe in the early two
thousands she was because she had a giant, giant rack, right,
huge knockers, but she looked like and in the early
two thousands she was like Florida chick. And now she's mom,

(26:41):
probably divorced mom. Though if she's well, I just let
her take you know, take a take in. And then
I walked by her again when she was she was
returning something in the return line, and I lingered, let
her take a look, and I noticed it again.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
But are you sure?

Speaker 4 (26:54):
She wasn't scared that you were following her?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
But how dare you?

Speaker 5 (26:57):
But but serious again, there was a like a twelve
or thirteen year old with her, So I'm not gonna
be like, hey, moms, going your dad that sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
So yeah, that's that's the real brother. So you're not
even you're not even sure if that was maybe she
recognized maybe she recognized like a cardnark.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Thing, but you don't, you know, is dematized, right, Yeah,
exactly dematized.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
You don't. I don't get recognized her cardnarks. Less people
hear my voice. That's the thing. I guess that's true. OV.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
You just had to be Yeah, and you know when
you're being especially as a guy, because as guys, we
don't get checked out, and you're not as much as
girls do. So when when it happens, you notice if
I've experienced that, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
So when somebody you know, you know how that is
what to look for.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
It is a stranger makes eye contact and holds it
and it has like a pleasant look on their face. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, it's almost uncomfortable because you're like, is this really happen?

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Do they don't see that I'm looking at them as well?
What the exact opposite is And this happens all the time,
I'll admit to myself other guys. Is if if a
girl knows she's hot, or even if she thinks she's hot,
and she passes you wherever Jim, grocery store, et cetera, uh,
and she immediately the next the other way, so she's
not definitely not looking at you. That is the opposite sign,

(28:21):
and that happens, I wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
Be I think if somebody looks away real fast, isn't
that their way of like, oh god, you caught me
looking at you.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
That's that's part of the greg. But then they'll come
back to you. But but if if they even hold
or or you know, just even not not stary, but
they're holding you.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
So your brag is that some milf was checking out
as a two story target. You get to a certain
point in your life that does a brag, you know,
a huge I wish it was like I wish it
was maybe not Megan Markle City sweet. But okay, now
does anybody in the room have something that can maybe
beat that?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I don't know if we can cond be with that?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, oh god, Bragle like Sea Bass.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
I mean, I'm doing like some pretty cool stuff this month.
That's for your job, for my job, whatever, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
But it's braggable. Yea. Does everybody get to do it?
Or is it something you know what I mean? Like
if it's something that he's uh, just for you, just
for me. He begged for it too, and oh and
I begged for it?

Speaker 9 (29:22):
Well, what is it?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I mean, I get to go to the F one
race and that's pretty exciting and awesome. And let's go
to the Vegas one. And I'm going to the Vegas
one to VI I p okay and I just got
hit up. I'm getting like a lot of hesitation for everybody.
How about this, I don't know if I if I
put you on the spot, as if every in the
room had no idea this what we're going to talk about.

(29:43):
A right, so.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Was the question.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
So yeah, here's what I do. We we'll we'll take
a break and then we'll come back and then you
guys can make sure it's really together. Yeah, a bragle
Sea Bass and we'll we'll go to the phone, so
we'll hear with the with the what show listeners are
going to be bragging about. Maybe they were at a
two story target, no doubt it. We're getting checked out.
So if you want to, if you want to brag

(30:09):
like Sea Bats, this is your chance.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
The wood. We are bragging like Sea Bass. Yes there's
something that you're really happy or we're excited about, really
proud about, and you know you want to you want
to help you, but you also want to be cool
about that sucks, like people are afraid to share good

(30:36):
things that's going on because not everybody has something good
that they can share on that day. It's like, well, okay,
well how about maybe going back to the whole energy
of the universe, you know, like I think it puts
good energy out into the universe, and maybe if you
can find a way to be happy for other people
and the good stuff that's happening with them, then maybe
it'll come back to you tomorrow, just like and then

(30:56):
when your turn does come around, Like, don't you want
other people to be happy for like as much everybody
waiting now, you know? Jeez? All right eight seven seven
forty four, let's start with Owen Owen Scott. What I
think menace is gonna like? All right, hey, good morning
on Hi, hey, al right, so.

Speaker 11 (31:13):
You're going to the You're going to the F one
Grand Prix and Austin right, Yes, I am, well, I
worked there, No way that weekend, I'm going to be
living on site. I'm better yet they're paying me to
be there.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah, all right, you got me on that one. So
what do you what do you do there?

Speaker 9 (31:34):
A landscaper yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I've never been to that track, so I'm excited.

Speaker 11 (31:40):
Yeah, great, it's fun.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, yep, he'll see you there. Oh and thank you
for the call. Appreciate Listen to what do you show?
Bragg like Sea Bass? Let's say hi to Patrick? Who's calling?
And Hey Patrick?

Speaker 9 (31:51):
Hey guys?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Hey all right, so brag like Sea Bass? What do
you got?

Speaker 9 (31:56):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
So?

Speaker 9 (31:57):
Uh and Sea Bass maybe the only one that knows
of this, but if you guys know the Who's Who
in North America, I just got accepted into this year's edition.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Oh wow, what is it? It's the who the who's
who of America.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
In North America. It's like Sea Bass? Can he chime in?
Does he know what?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
It isn't anything?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (32:18):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
You know, he's busy.

Speaker 9 (32:22):
He's walking on television. You might know, like American Idol,
Big Brother, Hell's Kitchen, Celebrity Rehab. I directed on both
of those shows that I got in this book.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh that's very cool. That's awesome man. Well congratulations, thanks man.

Speaker 9 (32:40):
I'm a long time listener. I just quickly. I used
to be a Kevin and Beaner, right, and then you
guys came on and I was like, I don't know,
and then I checked it out and I totally switched
over smart. We have people who's every day on the
podcast or vibe.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Thank you, thank you Patrick. Yeah, we have we have
people who you know, gave us listen ten years ago
and they go, I don't know, and the still saying
that there's still ten years of hanging in there. Thank you,
Thank you, Patrick. Appreciate you listening to the Woodies show.
Uh brag like Sea Bass. I'm pretty sure I know
what what Menace is going to say. Yeah, and it
does have to go right back to cars because I

(33:15):
totally whipped because I was thinking about like future stuff
to brag about.

Speaker 8 (33:18):
But yesterday guys knocked it off the bucket list. Totally
went to Jay Leno's garage.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Yeah it was incredible.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, it was the best. It was massive. Jay Leno
was there. I saw, Yeah, I was supposed to go.
I'm kicking myself and it was such a crazy busy
day yesterday and I had stuff going on at the
house and I'm like, you know what, man, I don't
think I can pull this out today. I'm really sorry.
I have to, you know, I'm just I apologize.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Man was there and then talk about he was just there.
We were with him for like two hours.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, I know, but like like I wanted, I wanted
to see all the stuff he has because I've heard
about it. I've heard a lot of stories about like
whatever your expectations are, multiply them by.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
It's crazier than you can imagine.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Huge.

Speaker 8 (34:09):
I've been to multiple car museums, people's car collection and
this is like above anything I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
And my favorite fun fact is he goes you know,
I had to register as an arms dealer.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, because yeah, because that like.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
A sultan gifted him two tanks.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, he has multiple tanks. McLaren's
huge Bugotti collections. What's the what's the single coolest thing
that you saw? It was so horrible. We were trying
to like if you had to pick one thing. That's
when we were talking medicine. I were talking about that
all day, like pick one, all right. What was the
car he got in and he started and so wow,

(34:48):
it was like early nineteen twenties, like race car that
had a jet engine in it. Yeah, so oh wow,
yeah he was like war engine. Yeah, it was so cool.
It was cool. But he had I don't know.

Speaker 8 (35:00):
Greg and I were trying to decide, and it was
kind of hard for me because I do love the
four g T and he had multiple, so like I
couldn't just picked one. And then he had a ton
of mclarence and so that was tough.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
But it's all cars, right, Oh yeah, hundreds of motorcycles
to hundred planes in there. We talked about the plane
that you're about, the serious, the serious. Yeah, he just did.
He just did an episode of Jay Lennon's garage where
he had the people from Cirrus it's in General Aviation Aircraft,
and that they they had one there for him. They

(35:33):
took him up. Yeah, and it was there in his
in his garage with all his other stuff. Yea, brought
it up and he started talking to everybody about it
and explaining the plane. I was like, damn, I wish
what he was here. I know. We were telling each
other jokes.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah, yeah, he has so many.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Greg was killing it, like he was making Jay laugh.
Apparently it's really good.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Has told me today that if Jay thinks something's funny,
apparently that's what he does.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
He just was like, that was a good joke. That
was a good joke. Yeah, it was funny.

Speaker 10 (36:03):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
The one that the one that I told him that
he didn't realize as a joke was the guy who
was tasked with coming up with the name for a
car company. Was only given one week and he's to
come up with the name, and he said one week
that soon.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Okay, that was a good joke. Yeah, we'll check something off.
Hold on, let me list out, yeah, wish list? Hold on?
What else?

Speaker 12 (36:29):
So?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Hold on? Yeah? What else is off there?

Speaker 12 (36:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
So is the f one thing? We check that off
because you're doing like a the got your access or No, yeah,
not for the one for Austin, but but Vegas, I
think so? Yeah, I mean would still like to check
out the awesome one. Well yeah, I mean you know,
padd is still the same thing. Jnle garage check. Yes,

(36:55):
is that that's everything from? And then I think the
TCL suite at Sofi Stadium is happy listener party. Yeah,
listener party. So keep an eye on our social media
if you want to. I'm not go I'm not gonna
check that off just yet. Okay, all right, Greg gory
Bragg likes se bass.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
So this is kind of like an am I the
a hole question. This is is it a bragh question?
Because it's kind of dark, it's kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
So when my brother passed away, he left behind a
ton of bass guitars. He was a bassist, and my
dad said, you can take these and do whatever you
want with them. I don't play the bass, so the
plan was to take them and sell them. Most of
them are like pvs and fenders, but he has one
that's or No, he has two Alembic basses. So I

(37:40):
did some research. I'm actually having them appraised because I
thought these things were worth maybe one hundred or two
hundred bucks. This way, these Alembic basses can be worth
anywhere from like eight thousand to forty thousand dollars. Yeah,
and I have two of them, so I want to
sell them.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
So I don't know if that's a b I mean,
it is a brag.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
I don't know, but I'm not I mean accounts. I mean,
it's just I mean, it's stemmed from darkness, but it's
it's I mean, it was a pleasant surprise.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
I felt like I was in an episode of ponnd Stars.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, so you're I mean, it is it is good
because you're you're getting a positive from a negative. Yeah,
so there you go. That's my that's my kind of brag.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Bragi like Sea Bat, this is so stupid, Oh my god,
but I was pretty excited. It was just brought to
my attention in the last less than a week that
after being out of high school for four billion years,
I'm in the school's notable alumni section.

Speaker 10 (38:40):
No.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
I was like, shut up, looking like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
A friend of mine told me, she's like, well, you
should know you're in the note. I go, okay, that's funny.
She's like, no, look right here, damn, Okay, that's cool.
That's right, baby, You've made it. I've made it.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
We've got to people on the text over two ninety seven.
If you wanted bragleg sea Bass eight seven seven forty four,
what is the number you would call them to do that?
Brag leg Sea Bass. I'm just a blue collar guy.
But I decided three years ago to start investing on
my own money in the stock market, including my four
oh one K. In the past three years, my investments
are up three hundred percent wow, and fifty percent year

(39:20):
over year. That's great. Also, we have Jade hittness Up says,
I recently got into a doctorate a physical therapy program
in Los Angeles. That's awesome. Five to six two. I
just bought myself a really pretty suitcase.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
I've been using my grandmother's luggage for over a decade
because it was still usable, but it's also a bit
of a wreck. I cannot wait to use my new suitcase.
It's sea foam green there. Hey, what do you show
Bragle like Sea Bass? I'm getting married, o bait, I
got this one, brag leg Sea Bass. I've been listening

(40:00):
to your show since twenty fourteen, when the girl I
was dating at the time introduced me your show. We
just got married in May and we're expecting our first baby.
Finish my NBA. Just got a new job where I'll
be making fifty percent more income.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
You have been what helps me get through every morning,
and I listen to your podcast every night to make
sure I don't miss out on anything, especially when I'm
at the gym. Hell yeah, bro, anyhow me love and
thank you for making my days better every day.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
It's great.

Speaker 8 (40:29):
Can I show one other thing that happened at Jay's
garage before we get too far away from it because it.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Was so funny.

Speaker 8 (40:34):
Jay's like, who's the tallest person here? And obviously was right.
And he had this super small Fiat like there for
Europe and the suicide. Yeah, little tiny car. And then
he's like get in it, get in it, right, Greg
gets in it. It's so hilarious and you know it's
so small and he's in there, and Greg's afraid to

(40:55):
break the car, so he's like trying to shut the
door like gently, and Jays like just slam slam it
and he's too afraid to do it. Yeah, like three
times the closing, just like.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
I said, I don't want to break it, and he's like,
it's my car.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I told you to slam it. That's cool. I've always
heard the Jays a super nice. It was beyond that.
Super personable. Yeah, so great.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
He had to get his car smug checked or you know,
something wrong with it, and like where do you go?
He's like just the gas station, A close gas station.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, I didn't send anybody go to heed it. I mean,
he made a ton of money hosting The Tonight Show
all those years, but he never spent any of his
Tonight's Show money. Crazy, he only would spend the money
that he would make going out, and he was doing
stand up every week, even though he was hosting the
Tonight Show, making all this money. He would go out
and for just his love of stand up, love of comedy,
that he would just go out and do these shows.

(41:47):
And obviously he was making good money. He's the host
of the Tonight Show. Crazy, so he made really good money.
That's how he would you know, live and all my
stuff and when strip would have happened, he would pay
the career absolutely.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
And he had that one suv that they used to
shoot the show. So it has all these metal with
the rigging, the rigging on it. Yeah, and he made
a crack and all of us because knowing that we're
in radio, he's like, this is used for filming the
TV show. Now, for you guys, TV is a visual medium.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
This one says, I have twenty plus bitcoins, but I
still dress like I'm two hundred dollars away from bankrupt,
like you're an early I don't even know what are
those even worth now? Like Sh'S what's one coin? Last
time I saw it was like one hundred and ten
thousand yea for a bitcoin. Nice and he's got twenty yeah,
twenty plus bitcoin crazy. Yeah all right, so brag like

(42:43):
Sea Bass. We'll come back. We'll give you one more
chance to do it before we wrap it up. I
still need to find out what Samy's got. Yep eight
seven seven forty four woding. You can text your brag
like Sea Bass over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 9 (42:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
I had a screenshot of it in my head as
a memory photographic just before I add all these screenshots
flashed before back.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Rescued to bragi like Sea Bass on the text Bracklke
Sea Bass. I was eighty thousand dollars in debt three
years ago and I'm now only thirty seven thousand. This
is because of my MBA. I'm so proud. My dad
always said school debt is good debt, and I'm chipping
away at that debt.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
So there's different schools thought and whether it's a good
debt or bad was okay. I'm glad that's working out. Yeah,
this morning, I would like to brag about. Try to
explain to my wife after a paintball day how many
people I got out or took over to the other
side of the team and it just goes through one

(43:46):
ear and out the other. But I like to brag
about it because it's a good accomplishment and not easy
and it's intendants. See, so nobody wants to like even
try to understand his paintball joys. Yeah, braglike Seabas. All right, Bort,
I'm gonna need you to interpret this one for me. Okay,
brag by Sea Bass. I was able to pull the mega.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Chisard oh megacharzart.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Maybe I should have gone to Genaus because I got
a kid x s A R oh lucky or so pull?
Does that mean like they out of a pack? Yeah,
they pulled it out of a pack. Okay, so they
got it and that's Pokemon all right. So they got
a pack of Pokemon cards and they were able to
pull a mega chars are.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
It looks like a little lizard.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Let's see mega charts are, Well, it's a dragon thing.
Mega chars are x s a R.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (44:38):
That is a card worth seven hundred dollars?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
And they just put those in regular packs.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Well, every once in a blue moon, you never pull
good stuff.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
So every pack you buy you don't know what's inside.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
No, idea. It's like baseball cards. You don't know what's
in there. You could you could buy thousands of packs
and never get any My kid did.

Speaker 8 (44:57):
Now Brett brag on them because you you've captured almost
one thousand Pokemon, right.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (45:02):
My current goal is to get into the app, the
Pokemon Home app, using all the Pokemon games, all oney
twenty five species of Pokemon. I'm currently at nine hundred
and seventy one.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, all the games. So I would ask if you
ever work, but you do really like this is what
you spend every ounce of your free time doing right now?

Speaker 10 (45:22):
This is like ten minutes while I was there, like
pretty much on the weekends.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, over the how much time did it take? Two?

Speaker 10 (45:30):
I forget gather could tell you that because I'm literally
going to all old games and jumping in on them.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I don't know, so suck on that. Yeah yeah a
couple of hundred hours. Yeahs. Yeah, here's one my Bragi
like seed Bass. I made a deposit and I'm officially
planning our Walt Disney World vacation for next year. I
have been in ten years, and I'm so excited to
finally be able to go back and take my son, Ah,
that's super nice. I was having breakfast with my wife

(45:59):
in this semi hot girl was like wow and like OHK,
and like how handsome is your husband? Right in front
of my wife and all. It was awesome. Yea dream
right now, She's not the only option. Yeah, yeah, you
got to keep these pitches in check, right at them
know how lucky are Yeah, let them know Sammy bragglike
Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
So I have just that I have the best friends.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
I think my friends are great, and I know that's
like sort of a weird brag to say, but they're awesome.
And I recently was at one wedding where about eight
of us from high school who have all known each
other since we were thirteen or fourteen, were at that wedding.
There is another friend in that group who is getting
married soon as well. And with guest lists, you have
to cut people down right, Not everyone makes the cut.

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And I realized that only me and like one other
person made the cut for both weddings, and so I
was kind of like, wow, I'm a really good friend too,
Like I'm making the cut for these weddings. People have
been friends with for a long time who have chosen
to keep in touch with and keep the friendship growing.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
And I'm like, I'm such a good friend. I'm getting
invited to all the web. Yeah, the short list.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
It's definitely you.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Yeah, it's definitely me.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah. Absolutely text My girlfriend of eight years left me
for another guy four months ago. I have since started
dating somebody else. I'm extremely happy. My ex called me
trying to get back together, but she can suck it be.
It's way better now. Yeah, this one says, I'm the
text over to two two ninety seven. I ran a
half marathon this past weekend and now this is my
new personality. Then this one. Eight oh five, five years ago,

(47:31):
my husband, infant son, and I we packed up our
beat up suv. We relocated to Arizona with no job
and very little in savings, and now we're about to
move into our own beautifully renovated, like never lived in
twenty seven hundred square foot one story home. Yeah, complete
with a brand new sparkling pool, a putting green, and
plenty of turf for our new puppy to run around on.

(47:54):
We went from having big dreams to a big reality.
Earning five hundred thousand dollars per year between the two
of us, us. I am so proud. Cool. That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
That's for you yourself.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
That's that's fantastic. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, all right, there
you go Bragle like Sea Bass. Everybody.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
That felt good?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
All right, thank you for your calls, for your text messages. Uh,
that is awesome. Appreciate you guys participating in the Woody
Show show and Jinagrad's gonna have the trending news headlines
for you on this Wednesday, October the eighth. By the way,
ye twenty twenty five, eight seven, seven forty four, what
text o to two two nine eighty seven. I'm whatd

(48:35):
that's great? Gory Hei, we got menace, What is up?
Jimmy grad is here, we got Sammy, we got Sea Bass.
Morgan is here. And you can be a part of
the show however you'd like. Oh I do have a
I do have a dash. What's up? Yeah? So this
middle school gym teacher was sent to jail. He raped

(48:56):
a fifteen year old girl. Okay, and now he's dead. Oh,
killed by another inmate.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Yeah. He was convicted in twenty eleven, sentenced to fifteen
years and he only had a couple years left. Nice bummer.
Shout out to Wilbert Baldwin. He's the dude who killed him,
so great shout out. You know, I'm yeah, because you
hear about you hear about the money on his books? Yeah, right,
might I might, so you hear about that stuff all

(49:30):
the time. Oh well, you know, guys like this don't
do well in prison, Like, oh well, you know, he
won't make it out of there alive anyway. And I'm like,
how did it? But you never hear about some of
these high profile guys or not even I know, the
high profile guys they kind of hide away, right.

Speaker 8 (49:43):
No, But I'm still like, perfect example, I'm still blown
away that the lady that killed Selena is still like
a lot?

Speaker 2 (49:53):
How was she still like she's playing like baseball? So
years ago, years ago, I was art thirty and so
I had a bunch of my friends and whatever. They
were bringing me to the Steelers Raiders game at the
Oakland Coliseum, and everybody warned me, dude, don't be wearing
no Steelers gears. Don't get your ass kicked, and talking

(50:13):
about what badasses the read. I'm like, dude, I'm wearing
my stuff. I don't care. And compound that with. We
were hammered because I'll shout out the Raiders, because the
Raiders they gave us like all this stuff. They set
up an RV and had all these drinks and food
out in the parking lot. They gave us a kick
ass tail getting spot, and they welcomed us in. They

(50:35):
gave us all the tickets. We even't brought some listeners
and stuff, but I had like all these friends of
mine stuff. We were hammered, okay, hammered, and not only
were we wearing the other team's gear in the stadium,
we were talking mad trash, like almost trying to see
if anybody was like, I'm like, where are all these
people that I heard that you can't even wear black
and golden to the stadium without them but kicking your ass? Nothing.

(50:58):
We talked crap to the guys, the spiky shoulders and stuff. Nothing.
This is just things that people say. I'm not saying
there haven't been fights and things that, but it's not
like it's just not a thing where it happens consistently.
And I'm convinced that that's how it is for a
lot of this prison stuff you hear about, like people
who mess with you know, women or kids. Ye, get

(51:20):
in they're done. They're done.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Well, Dahmer was done. He got beaten to death.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, but that was because he was a jokester.

Speaker 8 (51:26):
He was joking around too much with the other inmate,
and he annoyed the guy that were cleaning the room
with the look it up.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Yeah, he was like he was annoying, just joking. Killed.
He was just too much of a kill inmate. Shout
out the Wilbird Baldwin. Nice, I would have to.

Speaker 7 (51:40):
Think that you have a life sentence. The people with
life sentences are the ones that are willing to kill
if not.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Nothing to lose.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
So this Wilbird Baldwin guy who killed him. Uh, he
was in for a second degree murder. I'm not sure
how long his sentence was, but gonna be a little
bit longer.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
They're gonna be sill a little longer.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
He's getting late checkout. Yeah, we're going to extend his stay.
It's like read was the guy who could get you stuff.

Speaker 10 (52:02):
Right.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
If I had a life sentence, I'd be the guy
that you go to to end other people because.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
You give me some cigarettes. Right. Guy in Texas, he
was in court being sentenced for the murder of his
wife back in twenty twenty three, and suddenly he just
started puking some medical emergency, you know, like seconds before
the sentencing was announced. The guy had taken some meth
and was having an overdose.

Speaker 12 (52:26):
I am.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
So the bailiff tried to save him. He didn't make
it up.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Yeah, that was like his cyanide pill.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
And back in the in the courtroom, the authorities they
found a crystal like substance and they were going to
do an autopsy to figure out what happened. But who cares. Yeah,
they're how did you even get drugs into the courtroom
in the first place. Well, yeah, glad he did. Yeah,
like bummer, nobody will miss him. Yeah, man, we're gonna
save all that time and money. I did see there
was like some account that was showing like unbelievable real

(52:54):
life videos where is like from news events or different things,
like the one there was a guy and he I
think he molested this dude's son or whatever. So the
guy's doing like a purp walk. They have them and
they're walking through the courthouse and the guy's kind of
standing over by the payphones. And so that's how long
ago this was. Back when there are payphones, and he
just walks up and shoots the guy right in the
head and kills him right there in the courthouse. Yeah,

(53:16):
and the dad's not in jail. What he was was
it was it was super short. Yeah, so worth it.
Yeah it was an accident, yeah, so worth it. Anyway.
There was another one speaking of people in court. I
forget he was a general or something and some the
Iraqi arm I have no I have military I have

(53:37):
no idea of anyway, this guy, uh, he was talking
about what an injustices was. He's go being held, you know,
accountable for all these crimes and and so he had
something in his hand and he just kind of drank
it real quick and they dropped dead on the spot.
Yeah yeah, crazy good. Give them the option, like that
should be the option, like right there in the courtroom
on your own terms. Yeah, let's make a deal. Like okay,

(53:58):
so here you you know, you've just been convicted of
murdering your wife. Yeah, so you can either go with
the sentence that we're going to impose or paper couple,
or you could drink it's in this paper cup.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Don't ask any questions.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
It could be cool, aid, it could be something that
you could make at make it like, let's make a deal,
or take the curtains or take the goat? Good? All right?
Something uh, something lighter, more fun? How about this text
came in another last minute Bragg bragglike Sea Bass. It says,
this is Sammy's boyfriend. She let me touch her elbow
last week and she smiled at me in public. I'm

(54:36):
so lucky.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Is such a lucky guy? Sometimes we all did ours?
Do you have one?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Hold, I want to say, because nice guys do finish last.
You've heard that before. So if bad guys finished dead,
nice guys do finish last. So this was like a
whole study looking into it, and they were looking at
people in relationships and how satisfied they were with it.
And when it comes to kindness in men, it reduced
the odds of them being in a relationship. So the

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nicer the guy, the bigger, the loner, the loser for women.
Confirmed what we knew for women, niceness didn't make a difference.
And whether or not they had a partner. Oh that's
gin yeah, So nice guys do finish.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Who is Some actors said, oh no, I always thought
that was referring to sexually and I was like, oh,
that's like nice guys thought that's what the guy said.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Okay, I like that, like actually finished.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Maybe, but it's considerious. Get the opportunity to do that. Yeah, yeah,
all right eight seven seven forty four. You can hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven. Uh, the training newse headlines are coming up
next to you. Ready to go with those? Let's do
it all right, that's next on the Woo Show. Right,

(56:02):
My complexion is that of a urinal. Your urinal everyone
in this ruin deep, a little lower, a little slower.
You want to oil them downs, sunning their buttholes.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Wow, but hugging the sun pretty much all deficient. Indeed, sorry,
I'm little cells.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Are you down the d or not?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Give it to me all day long the Woody Show.
I'm gonna go right to Gina Grad who's going to
tell us all what's happening in the trending news headlines.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Well, as the government shut down keeps dragging on, it's
becoming an even bigger problem with air travel. Air traffic
controllers have been working without pay, and because of all
the stress, they're calling out sick to work, and that's
putting a big old strain on controllers all over the country,
and that strains trickling down to commercial flights. You might
have noticed in places like Nashville and Burbanks, staffing was

(56:50):
stretched so thin that air traffic had to be passed
over to control centers in Memphis and San Diego, and
flights in both airports were averaging more than two hours
in delays. And more airports around the country are saying
the same thing is happening to them.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Give him free lunch.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it works for us.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
The US Transportation Secretary says, if the sick calls keep
coming in, the f A is going to have to
reduce the number of takeoffs and landings to keep things safe.
So we'll have you know, like juggling like one ball
in the air at a.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Time sounds safe from the totally well.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
There were two game threes in the A L d
S yesterday, and the first game, the Mariners were able
to hold off the Tigers with help from a homer
from the Big Dumper. What he loves that guy, Billy.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Yeah, he has a no, no, that's just his name. Honestly,
I'm not sure how he got that nickname is it
just they say, like as a home run, like he
dumped one of these sun dumped in. I don't know,
bas like I heard like you go yard right. He
went yard right, But I don't know a big dumper.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
You're gonna love this. He had his sixty first home
run of the year. And get the The fan who
caught the ball was wearing a shirt that's in right
dump sixty one.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Here, and then when he got that ball, then he
took that shirt off and underneath this his dump sixty two.
He was prepared.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
He was right Seattle one. So there just one went
away from advancing. In the second game, the Yankees stay
alive thanks to a homer from Aaron Judge. They rallied,
took the lead, and won. Toronto still leads a series
two to one, and they'll have a chance to close
it out again.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Today I saw a video almost got me choked up.
I was on the verge of choked up. It's so dumb.
I don't know what's going on. I'm just waiting to grow.
Boobs pretty much figured out, like actual boob, not just
being fat, but like from a you know, lack of testosterone.
Actual female, like an actual woman justices Yeah, the guys

(58:48):
from ESPN went up to this guy and his young
son and they were at the Yankee game and he
was in the very last row of the right field
upper deck and they gave him tickets to go right
behind home plate. And this guy, he was just having
a moment with his son. It was really cool and that. Yeah,
it was just this dude and his son. You could

(59:08):
tell it was such a big deal for him. And
it's just like he's been waiting for the you know,
an opportunity to do something like this with his son
where his son would be able to, like at least
remember it, Yeah, like to be old enough to remember it, or.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
When someone really appreciates it. It's so nice.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Just painted your nails, yeah, yeah, that little divider for
your toes. I was sitting there as they were yelling
at me and Chinese putting my final coat on.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Exactly get filter.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
At least at least I remember to go and flip
flops this time, so I wouldn't mess.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
It up on when that happened. All the division series
have a chance to end today with all four games
being played in both leagues. If the Dodgers, Mariners, Blue Jays,
and Brewers all win, they all move on to the
League Championship Series, and Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has
been fined.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
This is so dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
This is okay, let's get a one stake on this
two hundred and fifty grand for giving New York Jets
fans the finger at MetLife Stadium on Sunday. It wasn't
shown on TV, but of course a fan caught it
on video. Of course they did so. Jerry's standing in
his luxury box when he flips the bird and then
quickly changes it to his index finger. I was going
to say it was like that one, well, he says.

(01:00:30):
He claims it was an accident. He says it was
a he was celebrating a touchdown. He meant to give
a thumbs up. He just kept messing up his fingers
to Dallas fans and then pointed them, but he flashed
the wrong finger. He says. There wasn't any antagonistic issue
or anything like that. I just put up the wrong
hair wrong and Cowboys won thirty seven to twenty two.

(01:00:52):
But still, I mean, not that it's gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Hurt him, No, no funly a penny to him. Well.
Tropical stream from Jerry Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Yeah, speaking of Jerry, Tropical Storm Jerry forming in the
western Atlantic, and it's hard to be scared of a
tropical storm named Jerry. But it's now the tenth storm
they've named in the twenty twenty five Atlantic hurricane season.
It's supposed to move west until the weekend and then
make a sharp turn north. Some experts think it'll stay
a tropical storm. Others think it could be a major

(01:01:22):
hurricane this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
But overall, it's not going to hit the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Old Jare Bear. He's going to curve before reaching the
east coast, so we'll probably be good there. And finally,
I feel like Menace might want to know this. McDonald's.
They're bringing back their famous boo buckets for Halloween, those
cute little boo buckets. There's five different ones I remember.
There's there's the Pumpkin, the Ghost and Frankenstein people. Oh,

(01:01:46):
the Purple I forgot about. There's five different ones that
replace the normal happy meal boxes. And because these kids,
these buckets are for the kids. Each one comes with
a set of spooky stickers we can use to decorate
your bucket.

Speaker 8 (01:01:58):
I can't wait to get I don't even have to
go anymore because SeaBASS always picks it up for me,
gets all the little.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
In all this stuff for you. Yeah, I think he's dating.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
I think he's dating some girl with a kid or.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Trying to or someone who works at McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Right, does McDonald still do the thing? I remember getting
these as a kid trigger treating. They would hand out
those little coupons, Remember the McDonald's coupons. It would be
good for like a ice cream cone. Well, they're probably
doing that with Monopoly right now. No, I'm saying back
in the day, kid, I remember used to be able
to go to McDonald's and buy a bunch of these
coupons that you can hand out to kids. It was

(01:02:36):
actually a really good think about it, a really smart marketing.
What do kids love McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
More than anything?

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
I always getting stuff and you can.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
You can sell them for like it was like the
original group on right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
From pennies on the dollar, the Sea coupon books.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
You give them out to a bunch of kids. Kids
then have to bring their parents there to get their
stupid ice cream that they got the certificate for from
the trigger treating and more. Dad, Yeah, right then mom
and dad buy a bunch of stuff. Actually really smart, Yeah,
very smart. Yeah, bring that back and bring back the
styrofoam cases on everything for the burgers. Yeah yeah, it's

(01:03:10):
the hot side hot, the cold side cold, stifoam rule.
Yeah yeah, I do like the styrofoam cups if you
go to like gas station to get like a fountain drink, yeah,
because it does keep it cold with the little crushed
like this one. This crap I get over here, like
this stuff water it's it's sweating like me in seventy degrees. Yeah,
it's just condensation all over the place. And but you

(01:03:32):
get what they call him a polar pop, you know,
you get like these polar pop cups you know from
like a Circle K, Like Circle K calls them polar polar.
So anyway like those I mean, man, that ice will
be in there tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Oh yeah, that's eighty style.

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
And when you're done with it, you're just throw it
in the sewer, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:03:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
And if dolphin, it's like dolphin, don't eat Greg. Greg
it's up said stuff like that. He was He was
mad at uh At Samy the other day because she's
such a quote water waste.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
She is the whole shower conversation bummed me out, And
there's no reason.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
For you to take a half hour's shower.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
At least she's in the shower. I hate when people
turn it on and then walk away and go do
something else.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I'll turn it on and go take a dump. O God, Yeah,
because I'm like, I'm gonna get the shower. You know what,
Let me poop before because I don't want I don't
want a shower. Then poop freshly shower then, Isn't that
the worst? Is the shower?

Speaker 10 (01:04:23):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
You can do?

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
This shower has a handle. You can turn the water
off and then poop. Yeah, for half an hour?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
I want, I want to want. Menace takes big, long showers. Yeah,
not only that great Menace is probably the biggest water waste.
I'll tell you why you're all guilty. I'll tell you
why he's probably the worst. Why because I guarantee not
does he take long showers, like super long showers. He
takes multiple showers a day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Yeah, he's a repeat offender.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I'm one a day.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
Yeah, I should be proud of I swear after the
Coachella music. One time, I probably I was high. I
probably I was in that shower for two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
That was great. You should be really proud. That's cool.
And then I killed a pupsil.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Greg, I'm going to counteract all these ideas. I don't
do that. And I also turn the water off when
I'm brushing my teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Who wouldn't me? You're supposed to do that as well,
I'll turn it off In what planet? Is that normal?
I don't even think about it, Honestly, I always try to.
I'm able to say that because I go, you know what,
I'm leaving it on? I don't. I don't even think
I turn it on. Why do you even turn it on?
Because think about the wear and tear on the handles?
You first, I will, and what about the wear and

(01:05:31):
tear on the handle? What about that? I don't even
know what that means?

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
There are a billion dollars. Why do you turn it
on to brush your teeth?

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Just what the tooth brush?

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I put on?

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
And then I and you leave it running because you've
got to give the water. You're gonna put water in
your mouth, you got to let the water go through.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
You're also going to be while brushing your teeth, and
then you could turn it back off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Hold on, Greg, do you believe that someday you're gonna
wake up and you're gonna go brush your teeth and
you're going to turn the faucet on and nothing will
come out? Is that your fear?

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
I don't truly believe that, No, But I do believe
that water is a finite and precious face. Yes, and
it shouldn't just be wasted. You can easily turn it
is mental illness.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Where does it go? What do you mean? So when
it when it goes down the drain, where does it go?
Does it go out in the space? Have we lost it?
Or does it just need to be reclaimed? It should be,
but we all know it's not okay, Well that seems
to be more of the issue. Of course it is,
but it's the issue.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
That's Should they stop recycling, just stop using so much
to begin with? Don't like trash, recycle trash.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
You know we could take the gray water from the
shower well, all that water that goes down the drain.
You're totally right. I never do the term gray water.
So I met Greg by the way, how to harness
that gray like irrigation? But then you have the sammis
and the use of the world. Who I'm gonna brush
my tooth.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
I think I'll turn the water off. I cannot allow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
It's not that you can. You all know how to
do it. You just raging. You simply don't care. You
don't and.

Speaker 6 (01:07:20):
Should I get a box and pack up my stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
You are going to be so mad when you find
out something else that I do regarding it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
I don't know if I If I'm going to the
bathroom and there's someone else out in the midst who
might possibly be able to hear what I'm doing in
the bathroom and I'm going to poop, I turn on
the water so that you can't hear me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Yeah, I've heard of people. I've heard of that. I
don't fully disagree with that because.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
But dream situation forbid, can go forty seven minutes without pooping.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
That would help. Yeah, you can hold your body.

Speaker 6 (01:07:59):
But if you didn't have a boyfriend, and you did
have a dating profile under hobbies, it would be just niacally.
Wasting water is my hobby. I put all of my
energy and pass to laundry eighty times a day, even
though I live alone and I'm four feet tall.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
You know when they talk about you know what, Yeah,
I was at the air show of the weekend and
I kept going.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
But what about the carbon footprint?

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
As I'm watching these awesome planes, you know? Okay, but
you know, as I'm on my way to you know, vacation,
I don't think, like I wonder what this is doing
the environment on this plane. I should have had an
ECO about that, But there are people and I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
But to be fair, you were all products of how
we grew up. Where I grew up, we had this
drought one year that was so bad. We were limited
too bad?

Speaker 13 (01:08:50):
Was it?

Speaker 6 (01:08:50):
It was so bad that our class field trip was
a walk on the reservoir that was covered in fish skeletons.
Oh my god, it a lot good And you had
to use buckets of water to flush the toilet. We
were limited to, like I think it was fifty gallons
per person per day. Was that self imposed it? Because
it's never you never got to the park where they
turned the faucet on and nothing came out. No, the

(01:09:12):
water still came out yet. Okay, but that doesn't that's
not that you didn't have to use a bucket.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
It's cool you felt. I grew up in the same
area and the water's not in the same area.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
And I grew up easily thirty five miles apart.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Mine was way worse, way worse. We got take a break,
we got some more. What you shed next? Hang on?
You better made as ugly as she was in real life?
Did you look like a whole foot? She was so unattracted.
She looks like Joe Peshi The Woody Show, right back.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
I'm such an idiot. And Jana did the same. A
Dennis brought it. Don't love that? Yeah, okay, okay. So,
and they're donuts sitting on the on the feeding table,
and at the beginning of the break, we're, you know,
making fun of Greg Moore.

Speaker 12 (01:10:05):
And I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Walk over the box of donuts and I don't know
why I kidd myself. There's this one donut. I'm like, oh,
that looks good. I cut a little knife and I
cut it in half. Yeah, just to eat the whole thing.
I eighth half, and then I went right back for
a second.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Half the house and I did it worse. I was
like little eighth, eighth, eighth, the whole bang.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Gonna saw you and there cutting down out. I'll probably
just take on just a piece isn't that the calories follow.

Speaker 8 (01:10:32):
Out Greg's trying to stay strong. I was like, dude,
just take a bite and then throw the rest away.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
It's America, right. Ain't nothing but a jap bang babe
e nothing motor sports dag with the G Jeff Gercie
take a complete shot up. Hey, good morning, Jeff g.
Good morning. What you show. Let's go ahead and start
with our Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
They can complete the sweep of the Phillies. It's game
number three tonight, six pm start at Dodger Stadium. We
got Yama Motor on the mound, which is a blessing,
and Mookie Bets has a message for the fans. He
needs all of us to be loud tonight at game
number three.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
We got to bring it. Those guys definitely did it.
Was it was loud.

Speaker 13 (01:11:11):
That was a really good atmosphere to play baseball in,
really fun. I expect Dodger Nation to come and show
the love for us as a team and us as
a city, so I'm expecting to be really loud.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Speaking of Mookie Bets, he recently pledged five million bucks
to help fund homeless shelters across LA, one hundred housing
units and two hundred shelter Bets.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Props to you, Mookie Bets.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
One last note on tonight's game, Philly's got permission from
the Dodgers to where their throwback powder blue Philly uniforms.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Whatever, man, you're gonna get swept anyways, Catch all the
action tonight am five to seventy. LA sports are on
the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
NHL Kings lost to the Avs last night. Kings and
Golden Knights Tonight. NFL news Chargers traded for a former
first round edge rusher O dafe O Way should help
put some pressure on opposing quarterbacks while.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Khalil Matt gets healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
And speaking of the NFL, would you show a couple
of fines handed out last night? Cardinals coach Jonathan Gannon
find one hundred grand for hitting his player with the
clipboard on the sidelines. Should have been suspended for a game.
Too unacceptable. Man, you cannot hit your players.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
They can't hit you.

Speaker 10 (01:12:12):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
And last, but not least, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was
fined two hundred and fifty grand for flipping the middle
finger at Jets fans on Sunday. Jerry Jones says he
wasn't throwing the middle finger at Jets fans. He was
giving the thumbs up to cowboy fans. Now, either he's
full of crap or it's time to put Jerry Jones
in a home. I'm just saying I'm jeffg and that
you're so col sports.

Speaker 12 (01:12:32):
Alright, Jeff, Yeah, I fired it without clutching my cards.

Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
Turn into his.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Turn turn Woks the Woody Show, all right. So Greg
was getting a little upset before the breaker, upset with
the idea of the water waste. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:56):
Look, let me just see him and I'll sum it
up by saying, you turn on the faucet to brush
your teeth and leave it running while you brush your teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
There are no.

Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
No ends to the depths of insanity that that is.
That is so mental ill.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
I'm not ill. Your okay it every day? Five? Greg?
How's your pool full of sand? That's stupid. I didn't
say I don't use water. I don't fill the pool
and let it overflow and be like, well, because that's
a necessity like in my life. Yes, did I say

(01:13:38):
that I don't use water? I don't know. Nobody said
I don't use water, but they were talking about wasting water.
And like, to me, waste would be anything that's not
a necessity, right, yeah, And I'll give you that. See,
i'll give you that. Okay, I'll give you that. We'll
all give me anything, but i'll give you that. We
are all guilty, everybody listening, everybody in this room, we're
all guilty of not giving one ounce of f about

(01:14:00):
something that somebody else feels very, very passionate about it. True,
your headges are pretty green, are they?

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
To say you don't think it's different than saying I
don't think about it. And that's what Sammy said when
you about the brushing your teeth thing, Why don't you
turn it off? I don't think about it. Here's the
answer to that, do think about it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Can I give an argument to that? Sure? Is it possible?
Because I put myself in this category. The reason I
don't even think about it is because I don't care
about it. And so because you don't care, Like, why
would you give thought to something you don't even care about?
If that's like, I don't think even if I did
think about it, I go, I don't worry.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
So you're done shopping. You leave the shopping cart right
there where you parked instead of putting it back. And
then your answer is I didn't think about it. Well,
then do think.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
About it now you can think about it, yeah, because
you go, oh, you know what, that's actually a really
good point. I do think that people should take their
cards back to the crowd. And I'm sorry I was
absent minded in that moment. I didn't think about it. Yes,
I will think about in the future. Is different than
this is stupid. I don't even care. This is why
they pay people that the same thing that they not
thinking about it. Yeah, they they don't care about it,

(01:15:10):
should go into the corral, back to the front of
the store. That's different than different than I don't think.
I don't think about it, but I do care, right,
and so therefore that's correctable. There's the simple end. It's
not correctable just when you think about it. Yeah, if
you don't, if you don't care about your hand can
twist to turn the faucet on, it can do the
same thing to make.

Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
It go off.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
It could, Yeah, and you're gonna do it anyway, might
as well do it earlier.

Speaker 10 (01:15:30):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:30):
I always think that it's not that much water though,
like to like when you're brushing your teeth and it's
left on for an.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Extra thirty seconds. Right to me, that's not a big deal.
I should I see you. You're going, oh that's a lot.
Get like a big pot and leave it on for
thirty seconds. How much water fills up? And then you'll
have like a visualization. Oh that's true, but it is
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Yeah, it's the same. Do you care?

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
Yeah, okay, all right, So that's different than I don't
think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
That was my point. Yeah, that was my point. They're
kind of related cousins, yea, their cousins.

Speaker 8 (01:16:01):
Yes, I'm looking at your house on Google Maps, Greg,
and your backyard is pretty green, pretty green, pretty green sprinklers.

Speaker 6 (01:16:08):
Again, I said, I use water. I don't waste it. Yeah,
everything would die, So yeah, you do use water.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
It sounds like if you really cared, you put in
some of that stuff, like you just like a rock
or fixeduff that maybe just dit Yeah, put in turf
on my hill? Yeah okay, yeah, I mean you can
change it around and.

Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
What does that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
We're having a goodness spirited ball breaking. I agree eight
seven seven forty four one, and we all agree, Sam,
it's crazy for different reasons. Other than the water things.
That is crazy, but I don't know looking crazy, Yes,
can't Okay, Oh, must be.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
A new level in the relationship. Yeah, thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Yeah, we saw the Woody Show all right, into another
new hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
I'm one of that is Greg Gory. We got Menus
what is hi? Geni Grant is here, we got Sea Bass,
We've got Sammy Morgan is here. She's busy taking calls.

(01:17:16):
You can hit us up on the phones eight seven
seven forty four Woody on the text over to two
nine eight seven. What do you show? Family Feud? We
are playing this hour and we have you know, the
person who's answering the questions, the survey questions usually just
a rando that we don't know at all. Today it's
very different. Today. It's comedian Joe Coy, who Menace just

(01:17:39):
saw over the weekend at one of his shows at
PPG Paynes Arena in Pittsburgh. And so Menace talked to Joe,
asked him the survey questions, and I think it'll be
interesting because we know typically we don't have no idea
where they might go with their answers. But also Joe
is kind of random at times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and
he played the real fan like feud lucky. He knows

(01:18:02):
Oh that's he knows how to play. Yeah, we have
we have so many friends. By the way, I do
have a call out to Bert Kreischer to see about
your something's burning thing. He's on a big tour right now.
He's not he's not a big tour, but he's also
doing Sober October. So he went to the Tampa Bay
Bucks game and didn't have a single drink, which is incredible.

Speaker 8 (01:18:21):
It's weird for him, especially as a local guy. That
must be hard because you probably have a lot of
friends and family there that lots of party.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Well, I think anywhere he goes, because that is his
whole personality slash reputation is the party. Like Burt shows up,
the shirt comes off, We're gonna party. He's the.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
He should do what I'm doing, bender till December. Yeah,
that's so much more fun. I know, it's just easier too.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
It shows how strong he is because the environment. I
think he likes a good challenge like that. Anyway, I
gotta I gotta call out to him. I think maybe
be able to check something else off the Menace birthday month,
wishless Oh oh.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
I do have an update you guys. Okay, So the
update is this got the clearance yesterday officially for the
fly to Dubai. So we're doing there. We're doing the
extreme weekend trip to Dubai. God. So we're gonna leave
on a Friday afternoon at four pm. We're gonna fly

(01:19:28):
sixteen hours to Dubai. And when I say we, I
mean myself, Menace and a Lucky Woody show listener to
be determined, sixteen hours to Dubai, be there for what
six hours? Yeah, and then fly sixteen hours back and
then land back here Sunday at two pm. So we

(01:19:50):
would have left Friday at four pm. We'll be back
at two pm on Sunday and we would have gone
to Dubai and back in that time. Now I told
you about the risk management department and the lad and
the whole thing. I had to I had to go
over some heads, so I went to like the main
muckety mugs of the company. I go, guys, come on,

(01:20:14):
and you know what it really was for me before
I pulled the trigger and went to those guys on it.
And by the way, the people like the risk management
department and all those lawyers and all the people. They
hate it when people do that, of course, because they
they they are exposed for being as inconsequential as they are.
Here's the thing. They just didn't want to do the work.
It's not that there aren't there's risks in anything. Have

(01:20:35):
you ever taken a tile and all and read the bottle.
There's all kinds of possible side effects, are possible complications
or some things that can happen. Okay, so yes, when
you're flying, there's a lot of things that can happen,
from the obvious to maybe the less obviously. The dehydration
a that's with any flight, right, And and the point

(01:20:56):
that I made, it's like we're not making a flying coach.
This is gonna be first class on Emeralds. Look it up,
look at people want it. It's a flying apartment. They
have water, they have showers, they have a bar and
lounge that you'll have access to, full bed set up
for you. You could sleep, you could walk around, you

(01:21:16):
could shower, you could do Yeah. So anyway, it's we're
not grammity like cattle. It's out of spirit Airlines, leg
room situations, sixteen hours to Dubai. No, this has been
on Menas's birthday list for years, years, and so we're
gonna make it happen. It's a twenty five thousand dollars
round trip ticket per person, so we're gonna spend seventy

(01:21:38):
five thousand dollars on this stupid stunt.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
So that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
So that that's actually happening. Now, you will go with us,
and we will give it the option. You could stay
in Dubai for a couple of days if you like.
We can't force you to come back at that time.
But we're not paying for your hotel. I'm also not
paying for the taxes on your trip. It's very affordable
to staying to buy. I know it's crazy to stay
cat but yeah, but I'm also looking for somebody who

(01:22:06):
is willing to come back with us, and fine, up
to them.

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
It's up to us who wins, right, But it's up
to them if they want to stay.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Correct. Now that said, it's up to us who wins,
and I would rather that we find somebody who is
interested in doing the whole that's the whole part of it.
It's an extreme weekend trip, so let's f and go.
They wouldn't even have to take off work. And Menace
is leaving the airport for that handful of hours to
go see a couple of things that are like then,
and you can go with them. If you're the winner
who goes, you can go with Menace to do that.

(01:22:33):
I'm not leaving the airport personally. If you're looking for me,
I'll be in the Emirates lounge waiting to get back
on board and fly home. The only reason I'm doing
this is to see the plane. Yeah, because you know
I love planes.

Speaker 11 (01:22:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
I've done a ton of research and there's so much
stuff that we can do within that timeframe.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
So yeah, good. Yeah. This risk management department and the
people in that department, they just want to say no
so they don't have to do any actual work. Because
when you have something that you've identified, you could put
it into a document of release form or whatever the
rules need to be or how. But that takes time,
and that takes some kind of effort, and nobody really
wants to work and come back with the solution.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
You can't just constantly say no.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
But when it comes from the top and they say
figure it out, then it gets figured out. It's weird
how it all of a sudden it just gets figured out.
So what really set me over the top with this
whole thing was, you know, we already had the pushback
from the stupid risk management department, and then we had
the story about mister Beast in one of his most

(01:23:33):
recent videos where there was a burning house. Ye, a
dude inside, like in a straight jacket, restrained in some way.
He had to get out of the restraints from the
straight jacket or whatever while he's in a burning house,
and there was a table with a pile of money
on it and he was able to grab as much
money as he could to get out of the burning
house on time. Meanwhile, that has risk, that's fine, yeah,

(01:23:57):
mister Beast. Now people are like, I don't know, poll
maybe complained about it, saying that's unnecessarily dangerous or whatever.
But he did it and it was online and it
was fine.

Speaker 9 (01:24:07):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Meanwhile, I'm trying to fly you first class to Dubai.
That's an initial Yeah, my overdose on Kaviar. Oh man,
I'm like, do you I actually used that example? I
use that example with the Mucketymucks. I'm like, meanwhile, I'm
trying to fly a listener to Dubai first class class

(01:24:33):
flying apartment. They're like, no, you're absolutely right room trying
to make it anyway, So stand by. I'm I'm waiting
for the official you know, stuff to get written up,
the official rules to get done, and then we'll start
doing the whole thing where we'll tell you how you
can enter to be the person who wins, and then
once we have the people entered, we'll go through those

(01:24:54):
and then we'll pick like a handful of people to
interview here on the air to find out who's the
best fit and maybe get the list is involved in
who you think should go with us, But we have
the final say because we're the ones who are gonna
be stuck with them.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
Yeah you want them to be cool?

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly, no close talkers, Yeah yeah exactly.
So what do you show if you paint for your
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Speaker 11 (01:25:19):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
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su Lard neighborhood of the city where the Anheuser Busch
headquarters are, and they just announced that they're off for
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just like the spot of owls in endangered Territory, with
the popularity of the name huntered down by ninety three
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Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Oh yeah, and that is today's red Nick.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
I'd consider that's a cool name. Hunter Hunter. I knew
a hunter. I'm a hunter. Yeah, that's cool. I'll take
a quick break and then we'll do a what do
you Show family feud with Joe Koy? All right, sounds good.
That is next here on The Woody Show or.

Speaker 9 (01:27:30):
Whoa yeah show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
I'll be right back. That is a beautiful The Woody Show.
And we have a little contest that we're going to
play this morning.

Speaker 11 (01:27:43):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Menace was a Joe Coy show at the PPG Paints
Arena he in Pittsburgh, and he went and he saw
Joe and he got some audio for a round of
wood You Show Family Feud? Now, this is how it's
different from the family feud that you see on television.
For that, they have a survey of one hundred people

(01:28:04):
and they ask them these different questions. You try to
guess what's on the board, and they get the top
answer on the board. It's the most points blah blah
blah blah blah. Here. Uh, we just asked one person,
and that person today is Joe Coy. Now, we usually
have the one person that we've never met before, we
don't know anything about them. It's usually some kind of

(01:28:26):
like a you know, juggalo or some homeless person that
lives outside of Sea Beast's apartment building, you know, something
like that. But today it's somebody that we actually know.
So I'm curious to see how we will do and
we'll get the question. Questions are for each individual person
here on the show. Yes, all right, and then we
can try to help out. It's up to them to

(01:28:47):
come up with their final answer. And you know, we
can see if if we get any points here this
round of wood you show family few as all right,
So Joe Koy, Yeah, Joe Ky.

Speaker 8 (01:28:59):
I have a little piece of audio just to remind
people's you know, what his voice sounds like. You guys know, Joe, Hi,
what's your name? Where you're from Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
My name is Joe Coy and I am from the
streets of Tacoma, Washington.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
What do you do for living? I am an entertainer
and I also enjoy juggling. We're gonna play family feud?
Can't wait? All right? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:29:18):
So can't you?

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
And he sounds like a really nice guy. Yeah, for
some reason, I don't think he's gotten your hair. He
sounds like a guy with no him. Ye sounds yeah, right, yeah,
a Filipino, not like right right, yeah, not like karaoke nurse. Yeah, Filipino.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
But sounds like he's going to be successful someday.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Would he show family Feud and menace? Who gets the
first question? Here? Let's go with Greg Corey ring and Gory, right, great, Gory.
The first question will be name something you shouldn't do
while driving?

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
Would just say that, name something you shouldn't do while
you're driving?

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
The room, you've been texting, talk on the phone, your makeup?

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Yeah, what about drink? But those are all normal. He's
gonna say something funny or is he just gonna try.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
And build this out son? Maybe he's always hung his son.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
Not to text in my sleep, eating, eating, drinking.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
All strong answers. Oh, man kind of canary and the.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
So let's just say, yeah, that's the right one.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
That's good too. M My gut instinct says drinking. That's
kind of boring, but.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Yeah answers. All right, let's uh, let's see what we
got here. Name something that you shouldn't do while driving?
Name something you shouldn't do while driving?

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Eat chicken nuggets?

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Do you often eat while you're driving?

Speaker 9 (01:31:10):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
What are you usually eating?

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
It's usually a file o fish and I drive with
my knee because I drive with my knee, and I
got two hands on the sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Well that's safe. Ye should have gone with That's alright, okay,
but I'm still a good Sorry, we still have we
staw plenty more questions here this round of what do
you show family feud? And Menace is talking to our
friend Joe Coy, who gets the next question menace. Let's
go with Gina. The question for Joe Cooy will be

(01:31:44):
name something you do what wait, name something you do
with your fingers other than pointing.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Something you do with your fingers than pointing. Okay, think
about this, he said, fingers, not hands.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Yeah, something you do with your fingers are then point
to give the.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Middle finger, give it thumbs up. Pick your nose. That's
a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
I think for Joe it's gonna come down to either
flip someone the bird or pick your nose.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Mm hmmm, I'm gonna go with yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:32:22):
Yeah, I'm trying to because it's going to be trying.
I'm trying to put myself in Joe's shoes right right,
because I'd say, like get or maybe like.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Pick a wedge.

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
You pick your butt, right, you know, just the one? Well, yeah,
I say you can use more than.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
One finger, Yeah, no you could. I don't know. What
do you say?

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
I I like, pick your nose. I think that's a
strong answer.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
All right. Question number two here on this round of
what do you show family feud with Joe Cooy?

Speaker 8 (01:32:54):
Name something people do with their fingers other than pointing
dig in their nose, your nose, Figer, I.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Did it right before these questions. Do you ever pull
out like sheets of boogers? You know, a booger sheets?

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
You know what I pulled out just before the show,
And I'm not even joking. I pulled an itchy booger
out and there was a hair in the booger. Yeah,
it looked like cotton, cotton on a branch. Yeah, that's
what it looked like, Just this big, thick, nasty booger
at the end of this long hair my nose.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
He was harvesting tonsilestones. And he's like, because he's like
his finger in his mouth. Look, he was gonna smellol. Yeah, job, yes,
all right? So what do you show family feud with

(01:33:51):
Joe Cooy? Who gets the next question? Menace, Let's go
with you, Boodie.

Speaker 8 (01:33:55):
All right, all right, question for Joe Cooy? Okay, name
something you do when no one is watching?

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Oh, masturbate?

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
Yeah, I mean, unless you like.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
H when no one's watching. That's a great uh take
extra an extra helping of food or dessert. That's a
good one, because you want to look like a fat ass,
even if you are a fat ass.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
And Joe doesn't strike me as a shoplifter.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
No, that noug in. Yeah, no one else is watching?
I mean pooping?

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
Yeah, pray, dance like nobody's right, he's a great dancer.
Everyone watches him.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Yeah, eating food when no one's watching. That reminds me
of was it the movie This Is forty? Where was
it Paul Rudd, who was eating cupcakes out of the
garbage can. So it's like, no, I threw them away.
You know what, You're right, I shouldn't have these in
the house. I'm throwing away and it would go out
there and eat them out of.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
The garbage of the trash.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
That's a good one. Cacake, yeah, man said, garbage can cookies,
rash can cookies. Uh yeah, you know what, God, what
do you first instance? I think Joey, Joey all right, Yeah,
we'll go. We'll go. Joey okay, right, Joeing all right.
Question number three in this round of Woody Show Family
Feud with Joe Koy, name something you do when nobody

(01:35:16):
is watching.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
I cut the hard cuticle skin, like the hard crusty
skin in the corner of my toes. Oh, like you know,
the corner of your toenail. Like it gets really hard
and crusty, and I cut it and I smell it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:33):
It is not a lie.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
I really do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
I guess what. I enjoy it when I know it's
about to like, oh it's time to cut my quote.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
I'll do it in the studio next time. I'll show
you what I do well. I'm also known for cutting
my toeskin.

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
You do.

Speaker 8 (01:35:47):
Yeah, we put it in ramen and we try to
get somebody to eat it, but they want to gross.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Yeah, yeah, disgusting. But I'm being serious. I do it too.
I get off on it. I love it. It's so rewarding,
isn't that. Yeah, it's sad, fine, it's satisfying. It's like
a new toe. Man. Have you ever like scratched your nuts,
fellas and then sniffed your fingers? Of course, I don't know,

(01:36:12):
because I think it's it's almost like instinctual.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
What are you expecting or not expecting a musk?

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
I don't know. If you smell nothing, you're kind of
pleasantly surprised, like I'm so cold. But it wasn't even
like I wonder what it smells like. I think like
sometimes you scratched and then you just immediately I don't know.
I don't know why I can't. I would say I
do that daily. I think if you watch like those
videos where there's like, you know, apes and stuff like that,
and they're picking stuff off of another ape or they

(01:36:38):
look at it and they eat, like did they know
what they're doing? Like they or do they realize that
they're even doing that.

Speaker 9 (01:36:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
It's an it's an animal instinct. You guys, you know
we are animals, they are. That's what Show Family Feud
with Joe Coy one point one point out of three
saw it not not terrible, usually better than normal, not great,
but not terrible, not terrible, Matt. She said you had
a bonus round too, too. That's not Joe Coyle. No,
I found a guy outside the show. Okay, so just

(01:37:07):
a just a rando rando stranger. Yep, great, How you
want to do that, Yes, of course. So let's uh,
let's break and then we'll come back without the bonus
round of Woodie Show Family Feud that's coming up for you. Next,
we are looking for Gia Nicole Romero. Jia, Gia Nicole Romero.
You still have twenty four minutes to hit us up

(01:37:30):
to get your alter ego tickets before you've even announced them.
Gia Nicole Romero eight seven seven forty four. If you
know a Gia Romero r O m E r O
Gia Nicole Romero, tell her to give us a call
between now and nine for those alter Ego tickets and
maybe she'll bring you yeah, maybe it's a great, great show. Well,

(01:37:51):
we'll announce the lineup on Tuesday. We also got to
not scary Farm tickets coming up and Game three Dodgers
tickets for tonight. Ye you know what song you're listening for.
I'm not even gonna tell you what is this point?
And if you were, you know what's ang you're listening for.
And we'll have that for you too, coming up here
on the Woody Show. I don't want to show. We'll

(01:38:11):
be right back back. All right, let's do this thing.
Let's do it again eight seven four Wooding. Let's see
hi to Nick in Anaheim. Good morning, Nick, Hey, Nick,
Good morning guys.

Speaker 9 (01:38:28):
How are you You're an.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Anahem Aren't you supposed to be an Angels fan? What
are you doing here? Are you like a fair weather fan?
Like a dumbass tyler? Is yea flip flopping?

Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
No, you're a Dodger fan. No no, yeah, So you
have availability in your schedule because you are caller not
You're going to the Dodgers game. They're at Dodger Stadium.
And it's not just any seats, my friend, you got
some primo seats. The Woody Show Stadium Club Box you're
gonna be there with some other Woody Show listeners. You

(01:38:59):
have access to the all you can eat Buffe Congratti.
That's a big win.

Speaker 9 (01:39:04):
Appreciated.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Yeah, no problem. Enjoy the game tonight and hang on
one second. We will get all of your information. Now,
everybody who's trying to call in and win and you're
really bummed out because your name's not Nick. Now we
have another chance, one more, one more pair. Then that's
it for tonight's game three Dodgers Phillies at Dodgers Stadium,
and we're gonna have it for you in the nine
o'clock hour. At nine, will tell you what song you're

(01:39:27):
listening for to win. Same deal like this hour as
Atari's Boys the summer. Next hour, it's gonna be something different. Well,
we'll tell you what song you're listening for, and you
could be going to the Dodgers game tonight as well.
Oh by the way, Nick number one in Anaho. I's
got those not scary farm tickets every hour today now
through seven, and we're looking for Gia Nicole Romero. Almost

(01:39:51):
last call territory here, almost only have until nine o'clock. Gia,
Gia Nicole Romero, you sign up to win the Alter
Ego tickets before we announced, and this is your chance.
Next ten minutes. You got to call us eight seven
seven forty four Wooden. Now we have a we have
somebody want to see if this is actually her number? Yeah, Hi,

(01:40:14):
this is Gia Romero. I heard my name called for
the contest. I can't get through. Let's see because people
are have her number. What's what's the last what's the
last number? The very last number of her number is nine.
It might be her.

Speaker 6 (01:40:29):
Oh look yeah, all right that's her. Yeah, yeah, that's
the number.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Well I think that that's got to count, right, I
mean she's trying. Yeah, yeah, I think that I think
that counts. Yeah, that counts for sure. Yeah that's the number.
All right, Morgan, you want to you want to see
if you can get her like like verify, like go
go through and check everything. Yeah, got sorry, I was
on the phone. I didn't hear any of that.

Speaker 9 (01:40:56):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Yeah, we think we have Gia on the text. She's
trying to get through, but we have all these people
calling and trying to win the Yeah, hold on, hey,
is this is this Gia?

Speaker 9 (01:41:07):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:41:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
Is this Gia?

Speaker 9 (01:41:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
Is this Gia?

Speaker 9 (01:41:15):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (01:41:16):
I know not.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
H Is this Jia? No, I'm calling for the daughter
ticket next hour?

Speaker 9 (01:41:24):
Is this Ga?

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
Hello? Gia?

Speaker 9 (01:41:29):
Fine?

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Is this Gia?

Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
This hello?

Speaker 9 (01:41:36):
Ga?

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Ga? Is that you a girl? What up?

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
We're trying give us a call. We're trying here, We're
trying to clear the lines.

Speaker 10 (01:41:49):
Is this.

Speaker 11 (01:41:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Everybody else knock it off? Hang up?

Speaker 12 (01:41:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Not? Is this.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Hello? Not? Look if your name, if your name is okay,
if your name is not Jia, just hang up right now.
We're gonna waste everybody's time till we get GA.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
Now.

Speaker 12 (01:42:15):
Is this.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
I know? Okay? Is this Gia hello?

Speaker 9 (01:42:23):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:42:25):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:42:25):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
I don't like, I don't even know what? Why would
you be? Is this Gia?

Speaker 9 (01:42:34):
Know?

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
This is all right? What about this? Is this Gia?
This is Heidi? Is this Jia?

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Okay? My ears are broken? Yeah? Yeah, this.

Speaker 10 (01:43:02):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
What about this? Is this Gia? No, it's not, Hey Dix,
if your name's not Jia, just hang up. Yeah, this
isn't for you, right? Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:43:15):
Hi? Is this Jia?

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Is this Jia?

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
You can call me whatever you want. Yeah, hey, daddy,
don't what about this? Is this Gia?

Speaker 9 (01:43:35):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Is this Jia not hey girl, Yeah, Hi, what's going on? Hey?
What's happening?

Speaker 13 (01:43:46):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
Hey? Yeah, alright? Is this Gia? Yees no, like I
got all excited for a second. Thanks. Is this Jia?
It can be no, sorry, sausage.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Is this Gia? Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
Gya Hello? Yeah, not Gia. It doesn't sound like it.

Speaker 9 (01:44:13):
Is this Gia.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
Yes, it is Nicole.

Speaker 9 (01:44:18):
I had you guys on speakerphone and Nicole Romaro.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
That's okay, hold on, hold on, let us let us verify.
What are the last two numbers of your phone number?
I have the memorized, just the last two numbers, three nine,
three nine, Greg, is that it?

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
That is it?

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
We have GA. Everybody, guys, you real jerk faces trying
to cock blocker from stupid tickets. Yeah, geese, You guys
are turds. All right? Hey, well, Gia, congratulations you are
going to alter ego?

Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:44:55):
Thanks, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
I would sit there and tell you who was all playing,
but I'm not allowed to tell you. Not until Tuesday.
We'll have the big announcement. But you don't have to
worry about it because no sweat on on your side.
It's a it's all good. You're gonna be uh there
at alter Ego coming up at the forum. That's I
can tell you that much. It's gonna be at the forum. Nice. Yeah,
I'm exhausted. Hey, well, at least we we got you.

(01:45:19):
Hang on one second and we'll get all your information. Hey,
another parents verifying information at where where are you from?

Speaker 4 (01:45:26):
I'm actually from Commerce.

Speaker 9 (01:45:27):
I just moved to Pomona.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
Answer love that history. All right, Well, it's all verifying information.
You just don't know how much information we have on that.
We know everything about it. We got it off, all right, girl,
hang on one second, we'll get all your information. All right,
you're welcome. Thank you for us in the Winter Show.
We did it. Yeah, all right, take care of girls. Fun.

(01:45:53):
All right, let's see four. Well i'll tell you. Let's
let's regroup. Wedding random so dumb, it is dumb, but
you know, if she's really trying to call in, I
know we've been asking please just Sydney, who the first name?
Didn't call in? And so trying to get to the

(01:46:15):
try to get to the winter We have tickets. You
want tickets. You went through the whole thing. Yeah, so anyway,
well we'll take the break, we'll come back. We do
have some more Woodies Show for you next.

Speaker 12 (01:46:24):
Hang on, I think what you're talking about that sensation.
I don't think the diaper makes it so that you
want to pee.

Speaker 9 (01:46:30):
I think it.

Speaker 12 (01:46:31):
I think there may be some kind of effect where
you know you've gone and I can feel the warmth kind.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
Of like head them down toward my pestle. All right,
we are wrapping up and getting the hell out of here, everybody. Yeah, well,
you can find the full show podcast is waiting before you.
Just go to the Woodieshow dot Com. Today played wood
Show Family Feud with Joe Coy.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Our friend Joe Coy who Menace met up with over
the weekend at one of the shows. And yeah, so
we had Joe Cooy answering the family, few questions, we
got the trending, these headlines, that and more. It's all
on the Wednesday podcast. Just hit up the Woodies Show
dot com or get it wherever you find podcasts other
then Spotify. We are back tomorrow for your chance to
win with the Alter Ego ticket lottery, So sign up

(01:47:17):
right now. Go to All ninety eight to seven FM
dot com. Get your name in the drawing seven am.
We'll have another name announced. If you're calling in that hour,
you get the tickets before the show's even announced. It's
coming Tuesday, but yeah, win those tickets before it's even announced.
And yeah, we also got the not Scary Farm tickets.
Take a look at the week in audio. Also, we
have another little game that Menace and I are going

(01:47:38):
to play. We don't know the questions yet because it's
a round of will Woody and Menace know it all right,
And it's all about books, so you know, classic books,
so they'll give us like what's the story about? And
then we got to say what the name of the
book is. I don't I don't have a lot of
I don't have a lot of faith in this one. Yeah,
but we'll see how that goes. And tomorrow it's going

(01:48:00):
to be a throw Back Thursday, So a bunch of
your favorite throwback requests. They'll be in the mix tomorrow,
Throwback Thursday here on The Woody Show on all ninety
eight to seven. Anything you got for us in the
meantime you leave on the after hours voicemail. That number
is eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You also find
us follow us on social media at the Woody Show.

(01:48:21):
Greg gory parting words of wisdom. Please, Yeah, never buy
a car that you can't push or at least have
some roadside assistance. Yeah, I never understood the thing. This
is like an old time of thing. This, this is
not a thing for modern cars. But I remember as
a kid, every once in a while you'd see somebody

(01:48:42):
getting a car and you push that kind of run
like like almost a bob sled start yeaheah, and then
somebody would have to be inside pop in the clutch
shop it, Yeah, to pop what is that?

Speaker 6 (01:48:53):
So you have the car not you know, the ignition
is not on, but it's like ready to go, and
then you put the clutch down, you put it in
first gear, somebody pushes you, and then you pop the
clutch and it starts the engine.

Speaker 2 (01:49:06):
Really yeah, I never got to go through that, I know. Yeah.
Drive manual, Yeah, I had to do it a lot.
If you only learned to drive manual, like you were
damn near what thirty years old at that point, is
that when you uh, you got the polka dotted pickle,
you had to learn how to drive. Yeah, I didn't
know how to drive it. How to learn? Yeah, you
got a car, you didn't know how to drive and
on hills too. I am not a shamed I am

(01:49:28):
not ashamed to admit man, I have I've never driven
a stick. I don't care to can learn it. I
have no interest at all. I loved it. We're not
a real man. Why don't you build your own deck?
I used to only drive, man. Yeah, My thing is
like people are like, oh, it's so much fun.

Speaker 9 (01:49:42):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
Not.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
When you live it's the worst. If you live somewhere
absolutely flat, yeah yeah fine. If you have any kind
of hill whatsoever, it looks like it sucks.

Speaker 9 (01:49:50):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
If you live in a major city, have parallel park
is the worst. All right, Well, thank you very much,
Greg Gory two hours commercial free All ninety eighty seven
music is next in the morning music Marathon with Kristin Lemone,
who also has another chance for you to win those
not scary farm tickets between now and eleven. You're on
All ninety eight seven. I would thank you so much
for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that.

(01:50:13):
The rest of you guys could suck it. Catch you
back here on Thursday. Have a great day SMDBM, I
quit this bitch.