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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Turn that fat ass riad Now chill and we are
into another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
World on this Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, it's October the eighth, twenty twenty five Wooding, Greg Gory,
Miss Nigrag. We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan's
here and the phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can send us a text check
in over to two to nine eight seven. This hour,
we're gonna give you a chance to brag like Sea Bass.
Sea Beats is more of like a like a humble brag. Yeah,
(00:41):
say like truth teller Good.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I think he directly brags.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, well, okay, So the reason we started doing this
segment was because a lot of people they're they're excited
about something or they're really proud of something, and but
they don't want it to be bad for him, right Sough,
you're bragging, Well, in this case, we're asking, we're asking
for your brag couraging. So coming up, not in this segment,
(01:08):
but in the next segment, we're just kind of setting
everything up so you know what what we're looking for,
and you can call in and you can brag like
Sea Bass that you get to be Sea Bass, it's
like going to fantasy camp.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
It's like playing with some sixty year old former MLB guy.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah yeah, so brag like Sea Bass. Eight seven seven
forty four. Woody is the phone number you can also
send your bag like Sea Bass if you'd just rather
do it that way over to two to ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You don't have to tell us who you are, you
know where you're from, or anything like that. You just should.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, I'm saying, if you really want to lean hard
into it and make sure everybody knows who you are
and what your brag is, trum Mahoud's done, Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, super scent ball, brag about yourself. I've got a
very easy professional one. I've been invited yet again to
be in a major celebrity podcast. I can't say which
one yet because it's not happened yet, but just it's
a it's a name, the one thing called U about already.
I'll give you a hint. It's one that a Greg
would be mega jelly about because it's it's that okay, okay,
whole name. Yes, But so that's what's an easy one,
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but more subtle one, just a slight one, as I
was I was in one of those two level targets,
you know with the escalators and has like where it
brings the car.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Car carcalator. Cool. Those are fun. Yeah, a car, even
if I don't need one. I didn't say just to
umber when I find something.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I saw one, I was like interrupting the brag.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
So you're you're a you're at a two level target.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I just headed down and in front of me there's
a like a maybe a thirteen year old kid and
his mom and they and they I get behind them
a little ways and I see the mom look back,
and I noticed she's checking me out. Here we go,
it's about but to cement this, she did the second
turn with like a long lingering look, and it was
these and and it was a second milfin target that
(02:53):
checked me out. WHOA, which kind of sucks though it's
it's so it's only a half brag because I should
be getting like hot chicks instead of old mills. But
but you could tell, like back maybe in the early
two thousand, she was because she had a giant, giant rack, right,
huge knockers, but she looked like in the early two thousands,
she was like Florida chick, and now she's mom, probably
(03:14):
divorced mom though if she's well, I just let her
take you know, take a take in. And then I
walked by her again when she was she was returning
something in the return line, and I lingered, let her
take a look, and I noticed it again.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But are you sure?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
She wasn't scared that you were following her?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But how dare you?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
But but serious again, there was a like, awe, twelve
or thirteen year old with her, So I'm not gonna
be like, hey, mom, how's it going your dad?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That sort of thing. So, yeah, that's that's the real brother.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So you're not even you're not even sure if that
was maybe she recognized, maybe she recognized like.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
A cardnark thing, but you don't know, is dematized, right, Yeah,
exactly dematized.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I don't get recognized her cardnarks less people hear my voice.
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I guess that's true. OV. Yeah, she just had Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And you know, when you're being especially as a guy,
because as guys, we don't get checked out and you're
not as much as girls do. So when when it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Happens, you notice I've experienced that I don't know, so.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You know how that is what to look for.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
It is a stranger makes eye contact and holds it
and it has like a pleasant look on their face.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, it's almost uncomfortable because you're like, is this really happen?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Do they not see that I'm looking at them as well?
What the exact opposite is? And this happens all the time,
I'll admit to myself other guys. Is if a girl
knows she's hot, or even if she thinks she's hot,
and she passes you wherever Jim grocery store, et cetera, uh,
and she immediately the neck the other way, so she's
not definitely not looking at you. That is the opposite sign,
(04:53):
and that happens.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
I think if somebody looks away real fast, isn't that
they're way of like, oh god, you caught me looking
at you.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
That's that's part of the brag. But then they'll come
back to you. But if if they even hold or
you know, just even not stary, but they're holding.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You, So your brag is that some milf was checking
out as a two story target.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
If you get to a certain point in your life
that doesn't brag, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Contact I wish it was like you. I wish it
was not making Markle City sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But now, does anybody in the room have something that
can maybe beat that? I don't know if we could
be with that. Yeah, oh god, brag like Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I mean, I'm doing like some pretty cool stuff this month.
That's for your job, for my job, whatever, it doesn't matter,
but it's braggable. Does everybody get to do it? Or
is it something you know what I mean? Like if
it's something that he's uh.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Just for you, just for me. He begged for it too,
and oh and I begged for it?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well what is it? I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I get to go to the F one race and
that's pretty sighting and awesome, theggest one and I'm going
to the Vegas one to v I p okay and
I just got hit up.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm getting like a lot of hesitation for everybody. How
about this?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I don't know if I if I put you on
the spot, as if every in the room had no idea.
This is what we're going to talk about, right, So
what we can do?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Was the question. So, yeah, here's what we gonna do.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, we'll take a break and then we'll come back, okay,
and then you guys can make sure really together. Yeah
a bragleg Sea Bass and well we'll go to the phone,
so we'll hear with the with the Woodie Show, listeners
are going to be bragging about maybe they were at
a two story target, no doubt it.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
We're getting checked out.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
They can.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So if you want to, if you want to brag
like sea bats, this is your chance.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We are bragging like sea bats.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, here's something that you're really happy, we're excited about,
really proud about, and you know you want to you
want to tell people what you also want.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
To be cool about, right run right in.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That sucks, like people are afraid to share good things
that's going on because not everybody has something good that
they can share on that day. It's like, well, okay,
well how about maybe going back to the whole energy
in the universe, you know, like I think it puts
good energy out into the universe, and maybe if you
can find a way to be happy for other people
and the good stuff that's happening with them, then maybe
(07:25):
it'll come.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Back to you maybe tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Just like yeah, and then when your turn does come around,
like don't you want other people to be happy for that?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Like it's like everybody waiting now you know?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Jeez?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
All right eight seven seven forty four. Let's start with
Owen Owen Scott. What I think Menace is going to?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
All right, hey, good morning on Hi. Hey, all right, so.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You're going to the.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're going to the F one Grand Prix and Austin.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Right, Yes, I am, well I work there, No way
that weekend, I'm going to be living on site. I'm
better yet they're paying me.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
To be there.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, so what do you what do you do there?
Speaker 8 (08:06):
A landscaper?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I've never been to that track, so I'm excited.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Great, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, yeah, he'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh and thank you for the call. Appreciate Listen to
what he show bragged like Sea Bass. Let's say hi
to Patrick, who's calling it?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Hey? Patrick? Hey guys, Hey, all right, so bragg like
Sea Bass? What do you got?
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Okay? So? Uh and Sea Bass may be the only
one that knows this, but if you guys know the
who's who in North America. I just got accepted into
this year's edition.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh wow, what is it. It's the Who's who, the
who's who of America.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
North America. It's like Sea Bass. Can he chime in?
Does he know what it is? Anything?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah? I mean you know, he's busy.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
He's on television. You might know, like American Idol, Big Brother,
Hell's Kitchen, Uh, Celebrity Rehab. I directed on both of
those shows that I got in this book.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Oh that's very cool.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's awesome, man. Well, congratulations, thanks man.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
I'm a longtime listener. I just quickly. I used to
be a Kevin and deaner, right, and then you guys
came on and I was like, I don't know, and
then I checked it out and I totally switched it over.
We have people who've been every day on the podcast or.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Thank you, thank you Patrick.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, we have we have people who you know, gave
it to listen ten years ago and they go, yeah,
I don't know, and they're still saying that and they're
still yeah, ten years of hanging in there, all right, Pat,
thank you, thank you, Patrick. Appreciate you listening to the
Woodies show. Uh brag Like Sea Bass, I'm pretty sure
I know what uh what Menace is going to say?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, and it does have to go right back to cars.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Because I totally whiffed because I was thinking about like
future stuff to brag about, but yesterday guys knocked it
off the bucket list. Totally went to Jay Leno's garage.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah he yeah, we tacked along.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It was incredible.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It was mind blowing the best.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It was massive. J was there. I saw ye I
was supposed to go.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm kicking myself and it was such a crazy busy
day yesterday and I had stuff going on at the
house and I'm like, you know what, man, I don't
think I can pull this out today.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm really sorry. I have to, you know, I'm just
I apologize and thought he was just there. We were
with him for like two hours.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah I know, but like like I wanted, I wanted
to see all the stuff he has because I've heard
about it. I've heard a lot of stories about like,
whatever your expectations are, multiply them by.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, it's crazier than you can imagine.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Huge.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I've been to multiple car museums, people's car collection and
this is like above anything I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
And my favorite fun fact is he goes you know,
I had to register as an arms dealer. Yeah, because yeah,
because that like a sultan gifted him to tanks.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, he has multiple tanks, McLaren's huge Bugotti collections.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
What's the what's the single coolest thing that you saw?
It was so hard. We were trying to like, if you.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Had to pick one thing. That's when we were talking medicine.
I were talking about that all day, like pick one.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
All right?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
What was the car he got in and he started
and was so wow.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
It was like early nineteen twenties, like race car that
had a jet engine in it.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, so oh wow, yeah, he was like war engine.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, it was so cool. It was cool.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But he had I don't know, Greg and I were
trying to decide, and it was kind of hard for
me because I do love the four GT and he
had multiple, so like I couldn't just picked one. And
then he had a ton of McLarens and so that
was tough.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But the one it's all cars, right, oh yeahycles.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Like hundreds of motorcycles too.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Hundred planes in there. No, but we.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Talked about the plane that you're about, the serious.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The serious.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, he just did he just did an episode of
Jay Lenod's garage where he had the people from Cyrus.
It's a general aviation aircraft and that they they had
one there for him. They took him up flight and
it was there in his in his bridge with all
his other stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Brought it up and he started talking to everybody about
it and explaining. I was like, damn, I wish what
he was here.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
We were telling each other jokes.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, yeah, so many.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Greg was killing it like he was making Jay laughing joke.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Apparently it's really good.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Men has told me today that if Jay thinks something's funny,
apparently that's what he does. He just goes like, that
was a good joke.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
That was a good joke. Yeah, it was funny. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Just the one that the one that I told him
that he didn't realize as a joke was the guy
who was tasked with coming up with the name for
a car company. Was only given one week and he's
to come up with the name, and he said one
week that soon.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay, that was a good joke. Yeah, we'll check something off.
Hold on me again, list out, yeah, wish list hold on? Yeah,
what else is off there? Oh? So is the f
one thing?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Can we check that off because you're doing like a
you got your access or no, yeah, not for the one.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
For Austin, but I think so yeah, I mean I
woud still like to check out the awesome one.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Well yeah, I mean, you know, padd still the same thing,
jaylen Le Garage check.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yes, is that that's everything from?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
And then I think the TCL suite at Sofi Stadium
is happy listener party. Yeah, listener party. So keep an
eye on our social media if you want. I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna check that off just yet. Okay,
all right, Greg Gory Bragg like Sea bass. So this
is kind of like an am I the A hole question?
This is Is it a brag question? Because it's kind
of dark, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
So when my brother passed away, he left behind a
ton of bass guitars. He was a bassist, and my
dad said, you can take these and do whatever you
want with them. I don't play the bass, so the
plan was to take them and sell them. Most of
them are like pvs and fenders, but he has one
that's or No, he has two Alembic basses. So I
(14:12):
did some research. I'm actually having them appraised because I
thought these things were worth maybe one hundred or two
hundred bucks. This way, these alembic basses can be worth
anywhere from like eight thousand to forty thousand dollars. Yeah,
and I have two of them, so I want to
sell them.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
So I don't know if that's a b I mean,
it is a brag.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, I don't know, but I'm gonna I mean accounts.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I mean, it's just I mean, it's stemmed from darkness,
but it's it's I mean, it was a pleasant surprise.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah. I felt like I was in an episode of
pund Stars. Yeah, so you're I mean, it is. It
is good because you're you're getting a positive from a negative.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So there you go. That's the way. That's my kind
of brag. Yeah, all right, brag like.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Ba, this is so stupid, Oh my god. But I
was pretty excited.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
It was just brought to my attention in the last
less than a week that after being out of high
school for four billion years, I'm in the school's notable
alumni section.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I was like, shut up, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Looking at it's like, oh my god, I had no idea.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
A friend of mine told me, she's like well you
should know you're in the note. I go, okay, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
She's like, no, look right here, Damn okay, that's cool.
That's right, baby, You've made it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I've made it.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
We've got some people on the text over to two
two ninety seven. If you wanted, bragleg Sea Bass eight
seven seven forty four, what is the number you would
call them to do that?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Brag Leg Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I'm just a blue collar guy, but I decided three
years ago to start investing on my own money in
the stock market, including my four oh one K. In
the past three years, my investments are up three hundred
percent and fifty percent year over year.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You got Also, we have jade up says I recently
got into a doctorate a physical therapy program.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
In Los Angeles. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Five six two. I just bought myself a really pretty suitcase.
I've been using my grandmother's luggage for over a decade
because it was still usable, but it's also a bit
of a wreck. I cannot wait to use my new suitcase.
It's sea foam green. Hey what do you show, bragleke
(16:26):
Sea Bass. I'm getting married, Oh, bab I got this one.
Bragleke Sea Bass. I've been listening to your show since
twenty fourteen when the girl I was dating at the
time introduced me to your show. We just got married
in May and we're expecting our first baby. Finished my NBA,
just got a new job where I'll be making fifty
percent more income. You have been what helps me get
(16:47):
through every morning, and I listen to your podcast every
night to make sure I don't miss out on anything,
especially when I'm at the gym. Hell yeah, bro, anyhow,
me love and thank you for making my days better
every day.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Can I show one other thing that happened at Jay's
garage before we get too far away from it, because
it was so funny. Jay's like, who's the tallest person here?
And obviously was right, and he had this super small
Fiat like there for Europe and it had yeah, little
tiny car and then he's like, get in it, Get
in it. Greg gets in it. It's so hilarious, and
(17:23):
you know, it's so small, and he's he's in there,
and Greg's afraid to break the car, so he's like
trying to shut the door like gently, and and Jay's like.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Just slamm it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
And he's so afraid to do it.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah. I took him like three times to close the
I just like I said, I don't want to break it.
He's like, it's my car. I told you to slam it.
That's cool. I've always heard the Jays a super nice.
It was beyond that. It's super personable. Yeah, so great.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
He had to get his car smog checked or you know,
something wrong with it, and like.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Where do you go?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
He's like just the gas station, A close gas station.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, he didn't send anybody go to.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I mean, he made a ton of money hosting the
Tonight Show all those years, but he never spent any
of his Tonight's Show money.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
He only would spend the money that he would make
going out. And he was doing stand up every week,
even though he was hosting the Tonight Show making all
this money, he would go out and for just his
love of stand up, love of comedy, and he would
just go out and do these shows. And obviously he
was making good money. He's the host of the Tonight Show, Crazy,
so he made really good money. That's how he would
you know, live and all by stuff. And when strikers
(18:28):
could happen, he would pay care of the career.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
And then he had that one suv that they used
to shoot the show. So it has all these metal
with the rigging or the rigging on it. Yeah, and
he made a crack and all of us because knowing
that we're in radio, he's like, this is used for
filming the TV show.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Now, for you guys, TV is a visual medium.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
This one says I have twenty plus bitcoins, but I
still dress like I'm two hundred dollars away from bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I like here in early I don't even know what
that was even worth now, Like what's one coin?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Last time I saw it was like one hundred and
ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, bitcoin nice, and he's got twenty ye yeah, twenty
plus bitcoin crazy?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
All right, so Bragle like Sea Bass, we'll come back.
We'll give you one more chance to do it before
you wrap it up. I still need to find out
what Samy's got. Yep eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
you can text your Bragg Sea Bass over to two
two nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I had a screenshot of it in my head.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Otherwise a memory photographic man.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Just before I add all these screenshots flashed before my back.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
This is the Woody Show rescued to bragli like Sea
Bass on the text braagleg Sea Bass. I was eighty
thousand dollars in debt three years ago and I'm now
only thirty seven thousand.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, this is because of my MBA. I'm so proud.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
My dad always said school debt is good debt, and
I'm chipping away at that debt.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
So there's different schools and.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Whether it's I'm glad that's working out. Yeah, uh, this morning,
I would like to brag about try to spend my
wife after a paintball day. How many people I got
out or took over to the other side of the
team and it just goes through one ear and out
the other. But I like to brag about it because
(20:21):
it's a good accomplishment and not easy and it's intense. See,
so nobody wants to, like even try to understand his
paintball joys. Yeah, braglike Sea Bass. All right, Bort, I'm
gonna need you to interpret this one for me. Okay,
brag like Sea Bass. I was able to pull the
mega chiser. Maybe I should have gone.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
To GENA because I got a kid X s A
R oh lucky or so pull?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Does that mean like they out of a pack? Okay,
so they got it and that's Pokemon all right. So
they got a pack of Pokemon cards and they.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Were able to pull a mega good jars are chars
are it looks like a little lizard.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Let's see mega charges are, well, it's a dragon thing.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Mega chars are X S A R. What is that?
Speaker 7 (21:10):
That is a card worth seven hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Wow? And they just put those in regular packs.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Well, every once in a blue moon, you never ye
pull good stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
So every pack you buy you don't know what's inside.
I have no idea. It's like baseball cards. You don't
know what's in there.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
You could you could buy thousands of packs and never
get anything.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
My kid did.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Now, Brett brag on them because you've captured almost one
thousand Pokemon, right.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
My current goal is to get into the app, the
Pokemon Home app, using all the Pokemon games, all one
twenty five species of Pokemon. I'm currently at nine hundred
and seventy one. Yeah, all the games. So if you
ever work, but you do, you spend every ounce of
your free time doing no. This is like ten minutes.
(21:56):
Whowers there like pretty much on the weekends.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, over the how much time I'm did it take two?
I gather to tell you.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
That because I'm literally going to all old games and
jumping in on them.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I don't know, so suck on that.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Yeah, yeah, a couple of hundred hours.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, here's one my bragli Like Sea Bass, I made
a deposit and I'm officially planning our Walt Disney World
vacation for next year. I've been in ten years and
I'm so excited to finally be able to go back
and take my son.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Ah, that's super nice.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I was having breakfast with my wife and the semi
hot girl was like wow and like oh kick, and
like how handsome is your husband?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Right in front of my wife and all. It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah right, she's not the only option.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, yeah, you got to keep these pitches in check, right,
let them know how lucky?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Sure? Yeah, let them know, sammy braglike Sea Bass.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
So I have just that I have the best friends.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
I think my friends are great, And I know that's
like sort of a weird brag to say, but they're awesome.
And I recently was at one wedding where about eight
of us from high school who have all known each other.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Since we were thirteen or fourteen, were at that wedding.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
There is another friend in that group who is getting
married soon as well. And with guest lists, you have
to cut people down right, Not everyone makes the cut,
and I realized that only me and like one other
person made the cut for both weddings, and so I
was kind of like, Wow, I'm a really good friend too,
Like I'm making the cut for these weddings people have
been friends with for a long time, who have chosen
(23:28):
to keep in touch with and keep the friendship growing.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
And I'm like, I'm such a good friend. I'm getting
invited to all the weddings the short list.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
It's definitely you.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, it's definitely me.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, absolutely text My girlfriend of eight years left me
for another guy four months ago. I have since started
dating somebody else. I'm extremely happy. My ex called me
trying to get back together, but she can suck.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
It be way better now.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, this one says, I'm the text over two two
ninety seven. I ran a half marathon this past weekend,
and now this is my new personality.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
In this one.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Eight oh five, five years ago, my husband, infant son,
and I.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
We packed up our beat up suv.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
We relocated to Arizona with no job and very little
in savings. And now we're about to move into our
own beautifully renovated, like never lived in, twenty seven hundred
square foot, one story home. Yeah. We complete with a
brand new sparkling pool, a putting green, and plenty of
turf for our new puppy to run around on. We
went from having big dreams to a big reality, earning
(24:29):
five hundred thousand dollars per year between the two of us.
I am so proud. Cool.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
That's awesome, incredible for you yourself.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
That's fantastic. That's great. All right, there you go, brag
leg sea bass everybody.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
That felt good?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
All right? Thank you for your calls, for your text messages. Uh,
that is awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Appreciate you guys participating in the Woody Show Show
Turn that fat ass riad Now chill and we are
into another new hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
World on this Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, it's October the eighth, twenty twenty five Wooding, Greg Gory,
Miss Nigrag. We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan's
here and the phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can send us a text check
in over to two to nine eight seven. This hour,
we're gonna give you a chance to brag like Sea Bass.
Sea Beats is more of like a like a humble brag. Yeah,
(00:41):
say like truth teller Good.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I think he directly brags.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, well, okay, So the reason we started doing this
segment was because a lot of people they're they're excited
about something or they're really proud of something, and but
they don't want it to be bad for him, right Sough,
you're bragging, Well, in this case, we're asking, we're asking
for your brag couraging. So coming up, not in this segment,
(01:08):
but in the next segment, we're just kind of setting
everything up so you know what what we're looking for,
and you can call in and you can brag like
Sea Bass that you get to be Sea Bass, it's
like going to fantasy camp.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
It's like playing with some sixty year old former MLB guy.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah yeah, so brag like Sea Bass. Eight seven seven
forty four. Woody is the phone number you can also
send your bag like Sea Bass if you'd just rather
do it that way over to two to ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You don't have to tell us who you are, you
know where you're from, or anything like that. You just should.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, I'm saying, if you really want to lean hard
into it and make sure everybody knows who you are
and what your brag is, trum Mahoud's done, Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, super scent ball, brag about yourself. I've got a
very easy professional one. I've been invited yet again to
be in a major celebrity podcast. I can't say which
one yet because it's not happened yet, but just it's
a it's a name, the one thing called U about already.
I'll give you a hint. It's one that a Greg
would be mega jelly about because it's it's that okay, okay,
whole name. Yes, But so that's what's an easy one,
(02:05):
but more subtle one, just a slight one, as I
was I was in one of those two level targets,
you know with the escalators and has like where it
brings the car.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Car carcalator. Cool. Those are fun. Yeah, a car, even
if I don't need one. I didn't say just to
umber when I find something.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I saw one, I was like interrupting the brag.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
So you're you're a you're at a two level target.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I just headed down and in front of me there's
a like a maybe a thirteen year old kid and
his mom and they and they I get behind them
a little ways and I see the mom look back,
and I noticed she's checking me out. Here we go,
it's about but to cement this, she did the second
turn with like a long lingering look, and it was
these and and it was a second milfin target that
(02:53):
checked me out. WHOA, which kind of sucks though it's
it's so it's only a half brag because I should
be getting like hot chicks instead of old mills. But
but you could tell, like back maybe in the early
two thousand, she was because she had a giant, giant rack, right,
huge knockers, but she looked like in the early two thousands,
she was like Florida chick, and now she's mom, probably
(03:14):
divorced mom though if she's well, I just let her
take you know, take a take in. And then I
walked by her again when she was she was returning
something in the return line, and I lingered, let her
take a look, and I noticed it again.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But are you sure?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
She wasn't scared that you were following her?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But how dare you?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
But but serious again, there was a like, awe, twelve
or thirteen year old with her, So I'm not gonna
be like, hey, mom, how's it going your dad?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That sort of thing. So, yeah, that's that's the real brother.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So you're not even you're not even sure if that
was maybe she recognized, maybe she recognized like.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
A cardnark thing, but you don't know, is dematized, right, Yeah,
exactly dematized.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I don't get recognized her cardnarks less people hear my voice.
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I guess that's true. OV. Yeah, she just had Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And you know, when you're being especially as a guy,
because as guys, we don't get checked out and you're
not as much as girls do. So when when it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Happens, you notice I've experienced that I don't know, so.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You know how that is what to look for.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
It is a stranger makes eye contact and holds it
and it has like a pleasant look on their face.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, it's almost uncomfortable because you're like, is this really happen?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Do they not see that I'm looking at them as well?
What the exact opposite is? And this happens all the time,
I'll admit to myself other guys. Is if a girl
knows she's hot, or even if she thinks she's hot,
and she passes you wherever Jim grocery store, et cetera, uh,
and she immediately the neck the other way, so she's
not definitely not looking at you. That is the opposite sign,
(04:53):
and that happens.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
I think if somebody looks away real fast, isn't that
they're way of like, oh god, you caught me looking
at you.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
That's that's part of the brag. But then they'll come
back to you. But if if they even hold or
you know, just even not stary, but they're holding.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You, So your brag is that some milf was checking
out as a two story target.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
If you get to a certain point in your life
that doesn't brag, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Contact I wish it was like you. I wish it
was not making Markle City sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But now, does anybody in the room have something that
can maybe beat that? I don't know if we could
be with that. Yeah, oh god, brag like Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I mean, I'm doing like some pretty cool stuff this month.
That's for your job, for my job, whatever, it doesn't matter,
but it's braggable. Does everybody get to do it? Or
is it something you know what I mean? Like if
it's something that he's uh.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Just for you, just for me. He begged for it too,
and oh and I begged for it?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well what is it? I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I get to go to the F one race and
that's pretty sighting and awesome, theggest one and I'm going
to the Vegas one to v I p okay and
I just got hit up.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm getting like a lot of hesitation for everybody. How
about this?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I don't know if I if I put you on
the spot, as if every in the room had no idea.
This is what we're going to talk about, right, So
what we can do?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Was the question. So, yeah, here's what we gonna do.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, we'll take a break and then we'll come back, okay,
and then you guys can make sure really together. Yeah
a bragleg Sea Bass and well we'll go to the phone,
so we'll hear with the with the Woodie Show, listeners
are going to be bragging about maybe they were at
a two story target, no doubt it.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
We're getting checked out.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
They can.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So if you want to, if you want to brag
like sea bats, this is your chance.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We are bragging like sea bats.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, here's something that you're really happy, we're excited about,
really proud about, and you know you want to you
want to tell people what you also want.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
To be cool about, right run right in.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That sucks, like people are afraid to share good things
that's going on because not everybody has something good that
they can share on that day. It's like, well, okay,
well how about maybe going back to the whole energy
in the universe, you know, like I think it puts
good energy out into the universe, and maybe if you
can find a way to be happy for other people
and the good stuff that's happening with them, then maybe
(07:25):
it'll come.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Back to you maybe tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Just like yeah, and then when your turn does come around,
like don't you want other people to be happy for that?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Like it's like everybody waiting now you know?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Jeez?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
All right eight seven seven forty four. Let's start with
Owen Owen Scott. What I think Menace is going to?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
All right, hey, good morning on Hi. Hey, all right, so.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You're going to the.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You're going to the F one Grand Prix and Austin.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Right, Yes, I am, well I work there, No way
that weekend, I'm going to be living on site. I'm
better yet they're paying me.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
To be there.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, so what do you what do you do there?
Speaker 8 (08:06):
A landscaper?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I've never been to that track, so I'm excited.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Great, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, yeah, he'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh and thank you for the call. Appreciate Listen to
what he show bragged like Sea Bass. Let's say hi
to Patrick, who's calling it?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Hey? Patrick? Hey guys, Hey, all right, so bragg like
Sea Bass? What do you got?
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Okay? So? Uh and Sea Bass may be the only
one that knows this, but if you guys know the
who's who in North America. I just got accepted into
this year's edition.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh wow, what is it. It's the Who's who, the
who's who of America.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
North America. It's like Sea Bass. Can he chime in?
Does he know what it is? Anything?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah? I mean you know, he's busy.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
He's on television. You might know, like American Idol, Big Brother,
Hell's Kitchen, Uh, Celebrity Rehab. I directed on both of
those shows that I got in this book.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Oh that's very cool.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's awesome, man. Well, congratulations, thanks man.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
I'm a longtime listener. I just quickly. I used to
be a Kevin and deaner, right, and then you guys
came on and I was like, I don't know, and
then I checked it out and I totally switched it over.
We have people who've been every day on the podcast or.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Thank you, thank you Patrick.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, we have we have people who you know, gave
it to listen ten years ago and they go, yeah,
I don't know, and they're still saying that and they're
still yeah, ten years of hanging in there, all right, Pat,
thank you, thank you, Patrick. Appreciate you listening to the
Woodies show. Uh brag Like Sea Bass, I'm pretty sure
I know what uh what Menace is going to say?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, and it does have to go right back to cars.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Because I totally whiffed because I was thinking about like
future stuff to brag about, but yesterday guys knocked it
off the bucket list. Totally went to Jay Leno's garage.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah he yeah, we tacked along.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It was incredible.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It was mind blowing the best.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It was massive. J was there. I saw ye I
was supposed to go.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm kicking myself and it was such a crazy busy
day yesterday and I had stuff going on at the
house and I'm like, you know what, man, I don't
think I can pull this out today.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm really sorry. I have to, you know, I'm just
I apologize and thought he was just there. We were
with him for like two hours.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah I know, but like like I wanted, I wanted
to see all the stuff he has because I've heard
about it. I've heard a lot of stories about like,
whatever your expectations are, multiply them by.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, it's crazier than you can imagine.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Huge.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I've been to multiple car museums, people's car collection and
this is like above anything I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
And my favorite fun fact is he goes you know,
I had to register as an arms dealer. Yeah, because yeah,
because that like a sultan gifted him to tanks.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
That's cool.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, he has multiple tanks, McLaren's huge Bugotti collections.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
What's the what's the single coolest thing that you saw?
It was so hard. We were trying to like, if you.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Had to pick one thing. That's when we were talking medicine.
I were talking about that all day, like pick one.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
All right?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
What was the car he got in and he started
and was so wow.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
It was like early nineteen twenties, like race car that
had a jet engine in it.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, so oh wow, yeah, he was like war engine.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, it was so cool. It was cool.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But he had I don't know, Greg and I were
trying to decide, and it was kind of hard for
me because I do love the four GT and he
had multiple, so like I couldn't just picked one. And
then he had a ton of McLarens and so that
was tough.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But the one it's all cars, right, oh yeahycles.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Like hundreds of motorcycles too.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Hundred planes in there. No, but we.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Talked about the plane that you're about, the serious.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The serious.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, he just did he just did an episode of
Jay Lenod's garage where he had the people from Cyrus.
It's a general aviation aircraft and that they they had
one there for him. They took him up flight and
it was there in his in his bridge with all
his other stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Brought it up and he started talking to everybody about
it and explaining. I was like, damn, I wish what
he was here.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
We were telling each other jokes.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, yeah, so many.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Greg was killing it like he was making Jay laughing joke.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Apparently it's really good.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Men has told me today that if Jay thinks something's funny,
apparently that's what he does. He just goes like, that
was a good joke.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
That was a good joke. Yeah, it was funny. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Just the one that the one that I told him
that he didn't realize as a joke was the guy
who was tasked with coming up with the name for
a car company. Was only given one week and he's
to come up with the name, and he said one
week that soon.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay, that was a good joke. Yeah, we'll check something off.
Hold on me again, list out, yeah, wish list hold on? Yeah,
what else is off there? Oh? So is the f
one thing?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Can we check that off because you're doing like a
you got your access or no, yeah, not for the one.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
For Austin, but I think so yeah, I mean I
woud still like to check out the awesome one.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Well yeah, I mean, you know, padd still the same thing,
jaylen Le Garage check.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yes, is that that's everything from?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
And then I think the TCL suite at Sofi Stadium
is happy listener party. Yeah, listener party. So keep an
eye on our social media if you want. I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna check that off just yet. Okay,
all right, Greg Gory Bragg like Sea bass. So this
is kind of like an am I the A hole question?
This is Is it a brag question? Because it's kind
of dark, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
So when my brother passed away, he left behind a
ton of bass guitars. He was a bassist, and my
dad said, you can take these and do whatever you
want with them. I don't play the bass, so the
plan was to take them and sell them. Most of
them are like pvs and fenders, but he has one
that's or No, he has two Alembic basses. So I
(14:12):
did some research. I'm actually having them appraised because I
thought these things were worth maybe one hundred or two
hundred bucks. This way, these alembic basses can be worth
anywhere from like eight thousand to forty thousand dollars. Yeah,
and I have two of them, so I want to
sell them.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
So I don't know if that's a b I mean,
it is a brag.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, I don't know, but I'm gonna I mean accounts.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I mean, it's just I mean, it's stemmed from darkness,
but it's it's I mean, it was a pleasant surprise.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah. I felt like I was in an episode of
pund Stars. Yeah, so you're I mean, it is. It
is good because you're you're getting a positive from a negative.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So there you go. That's the way. That's my kind
of brag. Yeah, all right, brag like.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Ba, this is so stupid, Oh my god. But I
was pretty excited.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
It was just brought to my attention in the last
less than a week that after being out of high
school for four billion years, I'm in the school's notable
alumni section.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I was like, shut up, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Looking at it's like, oh my god, I had no idea.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
A friend of mine told me, she's like well you
should know you're in the note. I go, okay, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
She's like, no, look right here, Damn okay, that's cool.
That's right, baby, You've made it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I've made it.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
We've got some people on the text over to two
two ninety seven. If you wanted, bragleg Sea Bass eight
seven seven forty four, what is the number you would
call them to do that?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Brag Leg Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I'm just a blue collar guy, but I decided three
years ago to start investing on my own money in
the stock market, including my four oh one K. In
the past three years, my investments are up three hundred
percent and fifty percent year over year.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You got Also, we have jade up says I recently
got into a doctorate a physical therapy program.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
In Los Angeles. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Five six two. I just bought myself a really pretty suitcase.
I've been using my grandmother's luggage for over a decade
because it was still usable, but it's also a bit
of a wreck. I cannot wait to use my new suitcase.
It's sea foam green. Hey what do you show, bragleke
(16:26):
Sea Bass. I'm getting married, Oh, bab I got this one.
Bragleke Sea Bass. I've been listening to your show since
twenty fourteen when the girl I was dating at the
time introduced me to your show. We just got married
in May and we're expecting our first baby. Finished my NBA,
just got a new job where I'll be making fifty
percent more income. You have been what helps me get
(16:47):
through every morning, and I listen to your podcast every
night to make sure I don't miss out on anything,
especially when I'm at the gym. Hell yeah, bro, anyhow,
me love and thank you for making my days better
every day.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Can I show one other thing that happened at Jay's
garage before we get too far away from it, because
it was so funny. Jay's like, who's the tallest person here?
And obviously was right, and he had this super small
Fiat like there for Europe and it had yeah, little
tiny car and then he's like, get in it, Get
in it. Greg gets in it. It's so hilarious, and
(17:23):
you know, it's so small, and he's he's in there,
and Greg's afraid to break the car, so he's like
trying to shut the door like gently, and and Jay's like.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Just slamm it.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
And he's so afraid to do it.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah. I took him like three times to close the
I just like I said, I don't want to break it.
He's like, it's my car. I told you to slam it.
That's cool. I've always heard the Jays a super nice.
It was beyond that. It's super personable. Yeah, so great.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
He had to get his car smog checked or you know,
something wrong with it, and like.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Where do you go?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
He's like just the gas station, A close gas station.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, he didn't send anybody go to.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I mean, he made a ton of money hosting the
Tonight Show all those years, but he never spent any
of his Tonight's Show money.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
He only would spend the money that he would make
going out. And he was doing stand up every week,
even though he was hosting the Tonight Show making all
this money, he would go out and for just his
love of stand up, love of comedy, and he would
just go out and do these shows. And obviously he
was making good money. He's the host of the Tonight Show, Crazy,
so he made really good money. That's how he would
you know, live and all by stuff. And when strikers
(18:28):
could happen, he would pay care of the career.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Absolutely.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
And then he had that one suv that they used
to shoot the show. So it has all these metal
with the rigging or the rigging on it. Yeah, and
he made a crack and all of us because knowing
that we're in radio, he's like, this is used for
filming the TV show.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Now, for you guys, TV is a visual medium.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
This one says I have twenty plus bitcoins, but I
still dress like I'm two hundred dollars away from bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I like here in early I don't even know what
that was even worth now, Like what's one coin?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Last time I saw it was like one hundred and
ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, bitcoin nice, and he's got twenty ye yeah, twenty
plus bitcoin crazy?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
All right, so Bragle like Sea Bass, we'll come back.
We'll give you one more chance to do it before
you wrap it up. I still need to find out
what Samy's got. Yep eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
you can text your Bragg Sea Bass over to two
two nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I had a screenshot of it in my head.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Otherwise a memory photographic man.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Just before I add all these screenshots flashed before my back.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
This is the Woody Show rescued to bragli like Sea
Bass on the text braagleg Sea Bass. I was eighty
thousand dollars in debt three years ago and I'm now
only thirty seven thousand.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, this is because of my MBA. I'm so proud.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
My dad always said school debt is good debt, and
I'm chipping away at that debt.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
So there's different schools and.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Whether it's I'm glad that's working out. Yeah, uh, this morning,
I would like to brag about try to spend my
wife after a paintball day. How many people I got
out or took over to the other side of the
team and it just goes through one ear and out
the other. But I like to brag about it because
(20:21):
it's a good accomplishment and not easy and it's intense. See,
so nobody wants to, like even try to understand his
paintball joys. Yeah, braglike Sea Bass. All right, Bort, I'm
gonna need you to interpret this one for me. Okay,
brag like Sea Bass. I was able to pull the
mega chiser. Maybe I should have gone.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
To GENA because I got a kid X s A
R oh lucky or so pull?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Does that mean like they out of a pack? Okay,
so they got it and that's Pokemon all right. So
they got a pack of Pokemon cards and they.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Were able to pull a mega good jars are chars
are it looks like a little lizard.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Let's see mega charges are, well, it's a dragon thing.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Mega chars are X S A R. What is that?
Speaker 7 (21:10):
That is a card worth seven hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Wow? And they just put those in regular packs.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Well, every once in a blue moon, you never ye
pull good stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
So every pack you buy you don't know what's inside.
I have no idea. It's like baseball cards. You don't
know what's in there.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
You could you could buy thousands of packs and never
get anything.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
My kid did.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Now, Brett brag on them because you've captured almost one
thousand Pokemon, right.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
My current goal is to get into the app, the
Pokemon Home app, using all the Pokemon games, all one
twenty five species of Pokemon. I'm currently at nine hundred
and seventy one. Yeah, all the games. So if you
ever work, but you do, you spend every ounce of
your free time doing no. This is like ten minutes.
(21:56):
Whowers there like pretty much on the weekends.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, over the how much time I'm did it take two?
I gather to tell you.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
That because I'm literally going to all old games and
jumping in on them.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I don't know, so suck on that.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Yeah, yeah, a couple of hundred hours.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, here's one my bragli Like Sea Bass, I made
a deposit and I'm officially planning our Walt Disney World
vacation for next year. I've been in ten years and
I'm so excited to finally be able to go back
and take my son.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Ah, that's super nice.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I was having breakfast with my wife and the semi
hot girl was like wow and like oh kick, and
like how handsome is your husband?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Right in front of my wife and all. It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah right, she's not the only option.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, yeah, you got to keep these pitches in check, right,
let them know how lucky?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Sure? Yeah, let them know, sammy braglike Sea Bass.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
So I have just that I have the best friends.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
I think my friends are great, And I know that's
like sort of a weird brag to say, but they're awesome.
And I recently was at one wedding where about eight
of us from high school who have all known each other.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Since we were thirteen or fourteen, were at that wedding.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
There is another friend in that group who is getting
married soon as well. And with guest lists, you have
to cut people down right, Not everyone makes the cut,
and I realized that only me and like one other
person made the cut for both weddings, and so I
was kind of like, Wow, I'm a really good friend too,
Like I'm making the cut for these weddings people have
been friends with for a long time, who have chosen
(23:28):
to keep in touch with and keep the friendship growing.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
And I'm like, I'm such a good friend. I'm getting
invited to all the weddings the short list.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
It's definitely you.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, it's definitely me.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, absolutely text My girlfriend of eight years left me
for another guy four months ago. I have since started
dating somebody else. I'm extremely happy. My ex called me
trying to get back together, but she can suck.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
It be way better now.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, this one says, I'm the text over two two
ninety seven. I ran a half marathon this past weekend,
and now this is my new personality.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
In this one.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Eight oh five, five years ago, my husband, infant son,
and I.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
We packed up our beat up suv.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
We relocated to Arizona with no job and very little
in savings. And now we're about to move into our
own beautifully renovated, like never lived in, twenty seven hundred
square foot, one story home. Yeah. We complete with a
brand new sparkling pool, a putting green, and plenty of
turf for our new puppy to run around on. We
went from having big dreams to a big reality, earning
(24:29):
five hundred thousand dollars per year between the two of us.
I am so proud. Cool.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
That's awesome, incredible for you yourself.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
That's fantastic. That's great. All right, there you go, brag
leg sea bass everybody.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
That felt good?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
All right? Thank you for your calls, for your text messages. Uh,
that is awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Appreciate you guys participating in the Woody Show Show
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