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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the preser nature of his program, listener this question,
is it.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Flies the Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Wait, it's the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Everybody, Good morning. Today's Thursday. It is October the ninth,
twenty twenty five. Hello, and welcome to The Woody Show. Yeah,
my name is one of that is Greg Gory, Good morning, wading.
What you got menas? What is Jina Gratis here? See
As is rolling around here somewhere in the building, but
not in the studio. God knows what he's doing. You
know he'll do sometimes he'll run down to the gym

(01:07):
downstairs and he'll do like a quick sprint on the treadmill.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I thought he didn't do that, and it comes back,
but he comes back. He's got a towel around his neck,
and he always heads toward that freight elevator. He goes
up and down that elevator multiple multiples. I don't know
where he's going. Maybe he's got bodies hidden somewhere and
where the other floors go.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I thought he was going to the kitchen downstairs.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
It could be that looks more plausible than Jim. Yeah,
Sammy's here. We got Morgan von our video producer.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
He's here.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
We got bored, we got Menji in the Woody Show
production department, and you got the phones open free at
eight seven, seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
What you can set us a text on this pre Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
It's a Thursday morning check in with us over to
two to nine eight seven of course all the trending
news headlines. Sea Bass will join us at some point
for this week in audio. Sweet and I'm sure he's
gonna want to be here to laugh at Menace and
I as we play around of will Woody and Menace
know It and the theme the topic of books.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, you're going to do great well any of us.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Know wonder you will know this is where you thrive,
like the more academic stuff or whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
These are not like gotcha questions universal.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, you're still refined. Great memory is. So what is
it like? You're just gonna tell us, like, hey, the story.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
There's yeah, there's a cat who loves a certain type
of breakfast food. That's great, no kidding, no, but I
will give you the plot so that one I got
and it will be multiple choice.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay, so I believe how about you know what you
should do?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You should start with U where you just tell us
the plot and see if you can see if we
can get it, and then go to a multiple point
you can.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Now, I've shared your story a thousand times, but I've
been to Danielle Steel's house, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't even I can't name one book she did
you poop it her house? Dude?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
It was straight up that kind of funny to say,
like I pooped at Danielle steel house.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, that's funny. I didn't poop though. Okay, was she there?
She was there, but I didn't talked to her.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh yeah, we're gonna have, of course mentioned the headline
Birthday's porn of birthday entertainment stuff and get into all
that this morning here on the Woody Show, you know what,
before we go to the entertainment everything else, there was
all this talk about like Lebron was going to make
an announcement and then I never followed up on it.
And yes, this is something I could google, but I'm

(03:32):
thinking about it right now. Exactly did we ever get.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yes, we did. It was for Hennessy.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh so you called it. It was so bad. You
said it was going to be like a marketing kind
of ID.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Said, it's one to be like so keeping the white
two k Venu had to talk about.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
The major feedback was like, why dude, why would you
do this? Like, why would you do this to fans?
And you know, you gassed up all these people. They
bought tickets way over priced thinking it was gonna be
your last game and it's not like you need the
money again, I mean getting money.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Did he get a cut of that? I'm sure yeah, yeah,
ticket price money, No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
The.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Dies he get a cut of the door at the arena, right.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Benefit him other than you know just yeah, but it
hurts your credibility.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Yeah, yeah, it does your integrity. And I thought that
this guy I heard this one commentator. I thought, is
he being overly dramatic? And then I thought, no, I
agree with him. He's gonna make the fans feel manipulated
and in a place where he's already not like totally
beloved like Magic was like Shaq was Jordan. Yeah, and
so you're manipulating people and then you're like wolf.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Also, I'll tack this cherry on the Sunday. I never
thought about this before I had a kid in the house.
So you guys are gonna be like whatever, And I
get that, But for my kid, who's obsessed, lives and
breathes Lebron James, he's like, what's henna?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
See?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
You know it's just so stupid, Like I should shouldn't
have to be like why is he doing this? You
know kids love him?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
What like your your husband's never had a beard yet
to explain the beard to him? Trust? What's daddy drinks?

Speaker 8 (05:15):
Like?

Speaker 5 (05:15):
He wants to do whatever Lebron's doing something adults can
do that, I don't think. Yeah, it just felt disappointed. Look,
it's not like he doesn't know what drinking is. I'm
saying his idol. He wants to do whatever is idolating.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, it's like you said, Jordan was is a degenerate gambler,
So trust me, our house.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Is full of degenerate gamblers.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
But yeah, I just it was just so lame.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (05:41):
I feel like this was like in a Christmas story
when he's all pumped for his little orphan anything that
he's like, be.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Sure to drink your.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Commercial. Almost time to watch that movie?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, I mean, I just I don't follow basketball, Okay,
I I I will pay enough attention, Like when we
get into the playoffs to know who's in it. Yeah,
but I'm not sitting around watching games. I don't even
really enjoy going to games. But Lebron James to me
is the biggest baby and so.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Overrated, like the fact that he's like the numbers will
show that he's not overrated.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Okay, but like I've I've seen I've seen arguments online
as to why he has the stats that he has
and if you if you hang around long enough that yes,
you're you're gonna put up some pretty decent number. Yeah,
if you're even halfways, which he is. I'm not saying
he's a bad player, of course, but like I I
understand the arguments about why he's overrated, and also like
the whole thing about like you wouldn't be, uh, you

(06:44):
shouldn't even be in the same conversation with a Jordan
or some of these other people because you're such are.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
You cry and you drop to the ground, You're like
like crying for calls and stuff like that is Michael Jordan's.
Like you can hear all these stories about.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
How competitive Michael Jordan was and different things he would
just put up. Yeah he would he wouldn't say there
like cry like a little bitch. And and he just
seems like a jerk. That's the other thing too, he
just seems like a total self like I don't know,
like just a self serving, just a conceited jerk.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
And then this whole announcement thing was I anipulated.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
That one thing, like, you know, his big announcement, his
decision like that, remember the decision my talents to South
Beach South After that, he thinks that, like, you know, everybody,
I mean, I guess they are.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Everybody was, look, we're talking about it now. Yeah, but
now now when he actually legit, is gonna do it
like he just tainted it stupid Yeah, and kid knows
what hennessy, Oh my god, you guys don't. I'm a parent.
I don't get it. Well.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Back in the day, remember Charles Barkley, he had a
whole thing, his whole marketing campaign for Reebok or whoever
he was with at the time, is I'm not a
role model. I was like, yeah, He's like, I'm not
interested to being a role model for your kids. I'm
interested in being a champion. I'm interested in being a
good player.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
And stick with that. But just go back and forth,
like stop putting your parenting stuff on me just because
I'm a basketball.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Player, like that, you'll accept the money as a role model.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yes, no, no, no, no, no, He's not going back
and forth that Lebron is.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, I'm saying, like, you're a grown person. It's something
that's legal, and I agree he's got a partnership with it.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Like I hate when they put that on young women,
like young actresses, like, but you're a robot.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Screw you.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
I'm trying to work.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Sorry, you have to explain what Hennessy is to your
step son, Gina. And then also Michael Jordan, that must
be a really tough conversation.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Where do you start? Yeahs like a mediator alcohol. Do
you take him out for ice cream afterwords and so
he has some time to you know, you put him
in the crying room.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Michael Jordan is also quoted as saying them kids, Yeah,
that's honest.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Show a welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's a pre Friday.
It's Thursday morning. It's October the ninth, twenty twenty five.
Today is International Beer and Pete Today. Now say beer
and Cheese Day.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's also good.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Today is moldy cheese Day. Allay I like blue cheese,
International beer, and pete today. I love it National Moldy
Cheese Day. Yeah, I'm not all cheeses mold right Yeah yeah, technically,
well sometimes cheese.

Speaker 10 (09:25):
I do like it.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
It's grown on me me too as an adults. I
like it a kid, I've done.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Disgusting as a pushing fifty year old man. I really no, no,
blue cheese. Some of the best cheese I just had recently.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
If you are traveling to Maui, they have this goat farming. Yeah,
it's called the Surfing Goat Farm or something like that. Okay,
some of the best cheese I've ever had in my life.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
So used to never leave her house. Now jets, it's
one boyfriend. Now she's everywhere I've been.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Waiting to go to.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I'm at the baseball game. I can't able. Yeah, it's
a National Depression Screening Day.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Okay, get screened?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, which, by the way, those I feel like every
time I go to just like a regular physical or whatever,
they give you one of those like questionnaires to fill out,
like who answers that honestly, Like if you're like on
the on the verge of suicide, like are you going?

Speaker 11 (10:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Really I'm thinking about myself off a bridge like that's
the screening. I mean, I guess it's the best you
could do. They can't hook it like they do with
a car, like an analytics thing, right.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
I guess it's just for their own liability at this point.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I mean, I it makes sense that if if you're
having you know, thoughts, or you're in a funky space
or whatever, to you know, go get checked out. It's
Leif ericson day. I know the name. I don't know what.
Viking Exploring, Garrett Lee Ferrickson.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
There's a big statue to Leif Erickson in Iceland.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Anything like the Vikings mascot or something Minnesota, like Norse Explorer.
There should be at Lake Garritt statue. I remember they
did talk about that in school. I just don't know
what the details were. That's I can't remember. We got
the birthdays and the porn of birthday coming up here
in just a few minutes. Menace. What's happening in the
world of entertainment?

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Well, guys, if you haven't seen it, get on the Google.
Have you seen Jonah Hill? This guy's skinny as hell,
crazy like it. He's a rail thin Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Good for him.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Yes, he's sick, he's so good. But yeah, he's in
the middle of shooting a movie called cut Off. I
don't know what it's about, but some paparazzi caught some
photos of him shooting this movie and damn, he's skinny.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
He's unrecognizable to me.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, I mean, no, you see his face, you know what,
you know it's him, But the rest of his body,
I don't even Yeah, his whole look, his whole look
is changed. If I saw him, like, that's Jonah Hill.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:53):
Really when I saw the side profile picture of this
and it was like yeah, and it's like, oh, Jonah Hill.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
And I was looking right at the picture and I thought,
where is he. I don't see him.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
It's weird.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah, I think the movie is based in the seventies,
so that's why he has like this kind of weird
wi gone and his clothes and stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
But yeah, to look up Jonah Hill. Today's super super skinny.
All right. Coming up soon is the fortieth anniversary of
Back to the Future. We heard about this. They're gonna have,
you know, a bunch of screenings all over and IMAX
and things like that. But did you know that Michael j.
Fox also has a new book coming out. It's called
Future Boy and it comes out October fourteenth, and in

(12:31):
the book, he shares how he got mixed up with
lines between Back to the Future and shooting at his
TV show Family Ties. Yeah, because he would have like
four hours in between shoots barely yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
The school shots were done at night after he'd get off.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, so he uh, he could get off, he would
mix up lines and situations. So he said that he
was in the middle of shooting Family Ties and there
was a table there and he started freaking out because
he was in the middle of shooting the scene and
he goes, wait a minute, where's the video camera. They's
supposed to be video camera on the table, but that
was actually for Back to the Future or not.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I'm not sure if I'm not sure if this is
true or not, but somebody had told me along the
way because back to the original Back to the Future
is my favorite movie of all time, which, by the way,
is going to be in Imax at the end of
this month for the big anniversary, right, so you'll be
able to watch Back to the Future in Imax.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
That looks awesome.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I'm definitely going to that I had heard based on
that kind of thing, because he was doing family ties
and whatever the same time. And his girlfriend in the
movie is named Jennifer, And wasn't that also his sister Jennifer?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, and so I guess. So the whole thing is
that he was.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
He was getting them confused and saying the wrong name
when he was like talking to her when they were
filming the movie. So they they changed her name to Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Again. I've not verified that, I mean, whole reshoot, but
it was.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
It was to make it easy funny.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
That's the story I heard. Whether that's true or not,
I don't know, but I like the story. Yeah, it
makes sense.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's cool. And then you know the mall that they
shot a lot at, Twin Pines Mally became Lone Pine Mall.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Yeah, the actual for reals mall. They're going to have
a meetup around one am on the fortieth anniversary. It's
packed every single year, but I'm sure this one's going
to be a big one.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
They have.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Like the sign from whatever you know from the movie
in there, Yeah they do. I mean the mall. There's
inside the mall it says, you know, here's here's a
picture from inside the mall of the sign from the movie.
I have been to this mall.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
It's one of those dead malls. There's nothing in there,
the Puente Hills mall. Yeah, so there's only like a
bowling alley and a movie theater still left in the
mall pretty much. Yeah, like a lonely food court that
has like one thing open.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
But the mall.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
These meetups are always huge, so I'm sure it'll be fun.
Now somebody else that's going to be in a movie
just while his voice. It was announced that Robert Irwin,
Steve Irwin's son who's all on Dancing with the Stars
that keeps on taking office shirt that people are really
excited about. You know, he's being sexualized.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Underwear and yeah, we get it. You have a flat stomach. Nice,
all right.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Well, he is also going to do a voice for
the news Zutopia Movies Zutopia too, so look out for that.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
That movie is going to be coming out November twenty sixth.
I enjoyed the original one, actually had a listener screening
for that. Oh yeah, a lot of listeners enjoyed that movie.
So hopefully Zutopia two will be just as good it was. Cute. Yeah,
it was nice, all right.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
We talked about this a few months ago, and I
would like to get feedback again on it now. Lauren
Sanchez she is married to Jeff Bezos and another woman.
Her name is Georgia Rodriguez. She is married to Cristiano
Rialdo Rinaldo Sorry Ronaldo. Each lady both have wedding rings

(15:58):
that are worth six million dollar. Oh right, they're gigantic.
And these two ladies were sitting next to each other
during Paris Fashion Week, so they were They had photos
of them sitting there with their gigantic rings on. And
I remember when I brought up these gigantic rings in
this room, the lady said, I wouldn't want to wear that.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Do you still feel that way? Like, oh, where are
they gonna wear that? And they're gonna wear a events
like this?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Well, that's the thing. I if that was your daily ring,
I mean I'd lose it and I'd ruin it and
I'd break it. And it's not for me. Yeah, if
I'm trying to go to Paris Fashion Week and show
up some broad that's made to Bezos.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Why not?

Speaker 12 (16:32):
Right?

Speaker 4 (16:32):
We live very different lives, and the life I live
I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Greg.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
If I was a woman, I would find it too
comically big. I know that sounds stupid. That's like saying, oh,
I have too much money.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
But it portion's too big. It yeahs too big. It
looks clowny, It looks.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Like costume jewel like huge costume jewelry, and no one
would believe it was real if it.

Speaker 13 (16:58):
Was on my finger.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
So you know, you know what's dumb. And they they
have sold way more than I would have ever expected.
I thought they would sell zeros and zeros. You know,
those big giant baseball hats.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yes, hilous.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
They look so dum stupid, and I'm convincing that people
they're not even wearing them. Ironically, I think people like, yeah,
like remember like when people were wearing those big dumb
rubber red boots.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, like cartoon cartoon boots, same thing. Yeah, that was.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
But the people that did those big hats like they
were on Shark Tank. They pitched on Shark Tank and
nobody took them up on it. And then dude, it's crazy, Dude,
I've seen so many of those things that would be
like around for a month. And I love hats, as
you know, and there's still some people around there wearing them.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Insane. Yeah, it's so stupid. All right, well, thank you
very much, menace. No problem. It is time. Forty birthdays corner.

Speaker 14 (18:00):
Day.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
We're gonna sit page Shiday, and you know you.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Don't get Happy birthday to John O'Hurley. Jay Peterman on seinfilm,
he's seventy one years old today. He got Sharon Osborne,
who is seventy three. Writer director Gimero del Toro is
sixty one. Jacob Badalon's valid. I think I'm saying his
name right. Peter Parker's best friend ned in the Spider

(18:26):
Man movies.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't know even I know who that is.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Really.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, he's twenty nine. Nick Swartson is forty nine. Tyler
James Williams from Abbe Elementary and Everybody Hates Chris is
thirty three. Bella Hadid is twenty nine. Steve Burns, the
original host of Blues Clues, who's doing the whole podcasting now.
He's fifty two. Zachary Tye Bryan, the oldest son brad
On Holman Prouven, He's forty four. Tony Shaloub, Monk Marvelus

(18:52):
Missus maisel Ah he's seventy two. And Scott Bakula and
want Tom Leap in Star Trek Enterprise. He was in
that show of a certain age.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
That you that's right. He was like the Womanizer dude. Yeah,
he's cool. Scott Vacula is seventy one.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Your porn of birthday today is Nicole Aria and today's
birthday girl. She's been splattered with more juices than a
jama juice employee. Oh Dale two hundred and ninety six
fine films, including porny Slut. Nicole Aria plays with her
butt plug. She was in a Lesbian Ghost Stories Volume seven.
He was looking for something for the month of October.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, that's perfect.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
She was in Can't Help Being a Hope. Also Stick
It in Her Guts Volume one.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh all right. She was in Big Boob Babysitters too.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Also Choke Me Daddy Volume one, Sweet and uh, who
can forget her unfriatable roll Ogregan Her rumpus is Scrumptious
Volume two. That's a Nicole Aria who's twenty nine years
old today. And that your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Thursday morning. Look what's happening in
the World of Entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I don't care why you listen.

Speaker 10 (19:58):
You love it.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
You listening to.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
This is the show.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
We'll welcome back everybody. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
So, uh, we were just talking about the dream thing. Yeah,
I shared that post that I saw about Sugar Ray Robinson. Yeah,
We're the Fighter and he backed out of a fight
because he had a dream that he killed his opponent,
the guy he was supposed to fight. And then you
had like these priests and all these other people who

(20:29):
talked him back into it, saying, don't you're you're reading
too much into this. It's just a it's just a
dream or whatever. And so then he took the fight
and ended up killing the guys. Yeah, and we started
talking about dreams and then the people in the comments like, no, no,
dreams are God's way of speaking to you. Dreams are
something that you need to listen to.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
And uh. And so we were we were talking about that,
you know, but this thing, this thing got sent to
us and it says, sometimes we go out or we
do something, uh, and in the middle of what we're doing,
your instincts will tell you to.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Stop and leave what you're doing. Oh, yeah, and so
it's like a people were asked kind of things. So
people were asked this question, when did your instinct scream
leave now?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
And what you did later? You know, you found out
that you would, you know, whatever, the right thing. Yeah,
and what you and what did you later find out
that you avoid it? Because they say your gut is
kind of like a sixth sense, right.

Speaker 15 (21:26):
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a lot of gut
you know, you see the future like crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't have a gut feeling, but like when I
travel like a week later, something crazy will happen at
a place that was.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Just oh that's yeah, Like here's here's one that this
person left on the on the tie end. So the
topic is what is something that your instincts were screaming
leave now? And then what did you later find out
that you avoided. When I was in high school, I'd
planned to take the train to go drop some stuff
off at my school and then go hang out with

(21:59):
my friends. The morning of I didn't want to go,
and so I just stayed in bed a little longer.
An hour later, my phone was blowing up and one
of my friends showed up at my door. The train
that I was supposed to be on had derailed and
several people had died, and my friends thought that I
was one of them because that's the train I guess he.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Would normally be on. Oh god, scary. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Me and my friends went out one night and decided
to go to a club. As we got closer, my
gut started telling me not to go. I was able
to convince everybody not to go, and we went and
hung out of a friend's house instead. Later that night,
we saw a news report that somebody had shot up
that same club.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, I mean, you hear a story. I forget who
who was it that was supposed to Oh I know
what it was. It was family guy Suth McFarlane was
supposed to be on one of the planes on nine
to eleven and he overslept right. Yeah, not instinct, you know.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah, mine's kind of similar to that. I was supposed
to take a job at the gym next to the
World Trade Center when I just moved to New York,
and I was like, ah, this is pretty far from
where I'm living in Queens and I didn't take it,
and thank god I didn't.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (23:08):
Yeah, yeah, my sister I was I was at Route
ninety one didn't go on Sunday for work and stuff.
But my sister was still in Vegas, still had her
ticket to the show, her best friends were still going,
and she just didn't want to go. So she just
wasn't there on Sunday. Oh good, Yeah when the shooter scary, Yeah,
at the festival.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
On nothing with life or death, but like something telling you,
like you know what I'd like just trust your gut. Yeah.
I was up for this job. I interviewed this guy.
Just got a really weird vibe on this dude.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
And on this company that owned this radio station, and
so you know, and I asked a thousand questions, like
you know, how committed are you guys this format?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
And like you know, so, how's everything going here? How
do you like being here? How long have you been here?
What do you plan to do? Like, are what's the
plans going forward? To make picture for the radio station?
The whole thing, And they.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Gave you the whole Oh no, we're absolutely committed, right,
So I passed. I passed on the and within two
weeks there was an announcement that they had sold all
their stations. The station ended up getting flipped to I
Forget what a sport, No smooth jazz, flipped the smooth
jazz and it was all so I would have packed
up and in the process of moving there would have

(24:16):
been out of a job. And I was already in
a job, and they were they were trying to convince
me to leave the job I was in. It wasn't
even like I was unemployed. They were trying to convince
me to leave this job to go to this other. So,
I mean it was something was there was something about
these guys. What would you by the way, I mean,
maybe the program director didn't know, but the company did.
The company knew that he was interviewing people. They flew

(24:37):
me out so they couldn't tell it, so that they
paid to fly me out and they put me up
at this hotel and the whole thing they knew. Somebody knew,
somebody that process off.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah. I was drunk at a party. A guy pushed
me up against the wall. He swore that it was
a joke, but I said no, And after I left,
and after getting bad vibes from him, the guy was
arrested for rape a week later.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
It's just a joke when you get pushed up against
a wall, right, ladies.

Speaker 16 (25:03):
Oh yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 11 (25:04):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
People were asked, when did your instinct scream leave now
and what did you later find out that you had avoided.
My parents were going on a date night and we
were they were gonna have a stay at my grandma's place.
At the last second, my mom had a gut feeling
to cancel the date night, and my grandma's house burnt
down that night. Rah, maybe Grandma is just pissed because

(25:25):
she was looking forward to spending.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Time in the show you keep my grandkids from me?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
I went to the beach and while I was in
the water, I heard a loud buzzing something told me
to get up and get out of that water really slowly.
It turns out I was being circled by sharks. I mean,
I'm sure I've had that thought. Yeah, because when I'm
on vacation and I'm at a beach somewhere, I'm in
the water a lot. I wonder, what's the closest that

(25:53):
I have ever been to a shark without even knowing you? Yeah,
think about that too.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, Like they looked and they went, hmmm, looks like
a big fatty seal.

Speaker 17 (26:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
It looks like a whale. Yeah, I bet you that's
really fatty and delicious, well marbled. It's like a human
RIBI right, I had whale for lunch. I just wonder, like,
how I know or did you ever stop to think?
I mean, Greg, you think about death all the time. Yes,
did you ever stop to think how many times you've
cheated death and had no idea? Oh? Totally by every day?

Speaker 8 (26:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Greg?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I know?

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Well, and when you're driving, you know, somebody cuts you
off and I think they almost hit me within an inch.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
You know that's the stuff you're aware of. I'm talking about.
You don't even know. You don't even know.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
Like if you maybe got a red light that you
if it had been green, you would have killed a
block away.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
My mom says that all the time. If on the
off chance I'm sad that plans are canceled, which never happens,
but she's like, maybe you were being protected from.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Something like maybe or just setting you up for something else. Yeah, right, Like,
but if I had been at that party, Yeah, if
I had gone through those plans and I wouldn't have
been here, I wouldn't have been.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Dead, right, Remember back in nineteen eighty nine, there was
that huge earthquake in the San Francisco Bay area in
the World Series. Yes, the World Series earthquake, right, yeah, yeah, exactly.
And my mom was inside of a store at the
time when the earthquake happened, and she felt the need
to like run outdoors, because that's what you probably should do,
but she's something told her to stay inside, and she
was inside in the entire front of the store, which

(27:16):
was made of brick collapse.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
So luckily, Yeah, if you got something for it, you
can hit us up on the text over to two
to two ninety seven or give us called eight seven
seven forty four. What Yeah, your instincts for screaming leave now?
And you followed through on that instinct. But what did
you later find out that you avoided eight seven seven
forty four? What hit us up with the text over
to two two nine eight seven. We got more Woody

(27:40):
show for you next.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Hang on, So what do you go Rica? Right after
I was working in the radio industream working in the
radio in the past thirty years, this is our every
day industry are getting cut left and right, left and
left and left and right. They've never got you know
what we should really add position. I wonder if today's

(28:04):
the last act.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct
World's a pre Friday, She's awesome Thursday morning. It's October
the ninth, twenty twenty five. My name is whaty you?
That is Greg Gory. We got Menace?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
What is up?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Jina grad is here? See b asked morning to you.
We got Sammy Morgan is here. Good morning, Morgan. We
let the phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven all right?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
So, uh, will Menace and Woody know it? The subject,
the topic, the theme books. I have said a number
of times I love and I do have like a
kind of like a romantic outlook on the idea I'm
sitting down like that whole It sounds so nice, like

(29:02):
like when someone says, curl up and read a book,
like getting getting getting comfortable, like on a couch or
like a nice chair. And yeah, like I'll see people
in places, uh, sitting on the beach just kind of
reading the book and they're so into it.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
My wife will do that.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
It's fun and and she loves it.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
And I go, man, I wish I had the attention span.
I wish I had the focus to be able to
sit and do it, because there's so many books that
I hear about that I go, wow, that sounds really interesting.
I'll go as far as to buy them, and then
I don't read them. Yeah, and and they'll sit there.
I wonder if you just haven't found the right author yet.
That could be because like again I'm interested in the subject,

(29:43):
or it's it's not even like I don't I don't
want to like it, even fiction, Yeah I can. I can't.
Like I've read you know, some Stephen King books back
in the day, you know, things like that. But I
also do like my I would say primarily it would
be more nonfiction that I'd be interested in.

Speaker 18 (30:00):
School books wise, obviously you're a bad school skull are
but now you've been having to learn for this flight
lesson stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
I don't like anything where you have to do it,
you know what I mean, Like where where it's like, no,
you're going to read and learn about this that that
doesn't like I want to go, oh, that sounds interesting,
and then pick it up and read about.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
You personality disorder.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
It sounds like it. Yeah, it's just it's just less interesting.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Well, but maybe it's the space. Like we have this
little bonus room and we put books in it and
a nice chair and a glow so fine.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I've had never had that interest. Now you're talking about oh,
like you know, walking by on a beach and seeing
somebody read, like there's the water right there, get in
see it.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Yeah, if you were going off when you saw somebody
reading on.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
A podcast, so bitch next to Yeah, super ultra hips
are young Jack, probably in our early twenties, mining your business,
reading a book, reading a book.

Speaker 14 (30:57):
But you know, yeah, you know she was wearing the
hips or uniform just to show, Look, I'm better than
everybody on this plane.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
That is listening to something or watching something. I'm reading
my book. That's probably what she was what most people did.
So I'm I'm curious as to what about her bothers
you so much compared to because for everything else, you go,
oh whatever, let people enjoy stuff like that's that's that's

(31:30):
typically your vibe on things. Yeah, okay, what is it
about this thing you Because she just had the hips,
her uniform clothing, which is clo it's very hard to describe,
but I would just say, like, like somebody, that's what
was she wearing?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Did she like the wolf haircut?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (31:49):
Yeah, she had a very hips headircut. But the easiest
way to describe before the audience would be somebody that
would be shopping at urban outfitters. They like to wear
ironic T shirts with like long skirts.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, and it's yeah basically, so it's yeah. So she
was just wearing like normal clothes and she was reading
a book. It would not stick out to me at all,
but I knew she was going out of her way
to be like, look at me, I'm reading my Yeah,
I'm better than you. Is this how I sound when

(32:21):
I was making the chopsticks argument years ago about like
but because people don't wear a special outfit to use
their chopsticks. But you know that that last part of
your of your statement saying like because she wanted other
people to recognize yeah, so my thing.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I don't see how chopsticks are like an efficient way
to eat really yeah, I think if you grew up
with them and you use them, it makes more sense, like, hey,
these really two thin sticks, and I'm going to like
you know.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Yeah, But your argument was never about efficiency. It was
that the person using them wants to look.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Because of the lack of efficiency. So I go, all right,
what purpose could somebody choose to use Chop six at
a Panda Express for it? And why wouldn't you use
them at all places? If they were so efficient with like,
why would you?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah, you would use them all places because I like them.
I'm not wearing like again, a special outfit. I'm not
trying to go back and and rehash the chops conversation.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
But it blows down.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
It's intentional to not because I think, like, I want
a snowshovel, yea sized spoon.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I don't want the little spin on with the bigger spirits, right,
I want it piled right.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Into my mouth. Also, maybe I actually hated this chick
because she waited till everybody got their drinks and everybody
there you poured them out and then had their trade
tables down, and then she was like by the window,
and then she asked everybody, Oh, I need to go
to the bathrooms. Everyone has different everyone.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Your book, Yeah, a woman too, Yeah, five minutes okay.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
So everyone has to get up and grab their drinks
and stand in the aisle.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Long way to go to say I hate books.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, I like the book. I love I love audio books.
Audio books are cool.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
You're still getting the story.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Yeah, yeah, And I do like it better not when
they have a completely third party per like. I like
it when the author reads the book because then you
know you really, I think you get more out of
it than even if I just read it myself.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Because they are telling their story.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I like that too.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
On a work night, have you ever found yourself watching
a show and you're like, Okay, one more episode, I
have to go to bed. Yes, you stay up way
too late. And imagine people are with books. I used
to be that way with books only with two authors.
So maybe you haven't found which ones Dean Coon's and
John Grisham and.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Wrote? Who wrote the Pelican Breeth? That would be John?
I read. I read that book. I loved it.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Now Here's where I read that. I read that when
I was stuck at boarding school and we couldn't watch
TV because.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Taken away. That's that's when I read that stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
But I.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I've heard the name of that. Is it about Pelicans? Pelican? Yeah,
they made a movie out of it.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
It was a serious movie, so mans wouldn't watch that.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, comedies? Is he which one is the airport author?
The is it James Patterson? James Pater is good to?
Is it also John?

Speaker 17 (35:22):
He was?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Greg?

Speaker 18 (35:23):
I know, you gotta get crap because those are not
considered very serious. They're very pulpy.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Sure, so they're entertaining for still fun.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
But their page turners. And the thing about John Grisham,
he makes his chapters like about three pages, and so
you think, oh, one more chapter, forty one more?

Speaker 8 (35:39):
No more?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Do you read books?

Speaker 16 (35:41):
I do sometimes I haven't had time and since I've
been on this job.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Actually, yeah, like what kind of books? If you're going
to read a book? What kind of book are you reading?

Speaker 16 (35:48):
I hate to call them self help books, but that's
what they would be called.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
They're like help books.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Okay, they're called Robbins Mail Robbins right.

Speaker 16 (35:56):
No, I like her, but I've never read her book.
Does she have books?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I thought, what's the self help book that you've read
that you got the most out of? What would you recommend?
How can we be helped?

Speaker 12 (36:07):
Like Mike Dooley as an artist and at heart totally
New Earth is probably my favorite.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Wow, that sounds so hipster right there, right, I don't
like to talk about.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I love Heart totally in his book New Earth Possibilities
and what was that about?

Speaker 12 (36:27):
Just I mean, it's like self help. It's about being
inspired and you know, being a good person and getting
what you want on a life.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Okay, now, yeah, that's a big one.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
I'm not I'm not making fun of you. I'm just
making for that.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
The name sounds very like, yeah, like that's a name,
like if you read a book by that guy, you
would throw it around because it makes you sound I
think I have that.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Really, I don't know my family as we speak. Yeah,
it's very Can I shout out a book one of
our listeners put out and see baskets years it's called
Disney Adult. It's exploring and hold on, it's called Disney
Adults Exploring and falling in love with a magical subculture.

(37:09):
To one of our listeners put that out, so it's
available now.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Possible trademark violation.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
You can write.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
You can write books about Disney all day long. There's
a ton of them out there about how to you know,
tackle the parks If you have X number of days
and you have this is the best way.

Speaker 18 (37:24):
To do it, but they usually call it like magical,
and Disney shouts them out all the time because they
have a popular Instagram page called Disney Food Blog.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that, all right, So
we'll take the break and then we'll come back with
this game. Will Menace and what he know it. The
topic is books, and so you have just a basic description.
I have a basic description of the plot. This is
not meant to trick you. This is meant to just
these These are very well known stories.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Okay, now, Will Medice and I know it, and I
think what we're gonna do is we're going to try
to take a guest first, and if neither one of
us can can get it, then you're gonna give us
some multiple choice at that point. Okay, how about almost
a lifeline and then you get it.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah, you definitely have to guess.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's the idea. And then yeah, and
then and then afterwards then we're going, okay, well, no,
that's not it. There, Yeah, they're there.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
You might stumble into a few of these.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
No, no, here are some multiple choices. So we'll do
that next here on The wood Show eight seven, seven
forty four Woodings.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are going to go.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh God, he's here again. You're so tortured, man, I am.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
So let's play this game. Well, Woody and Menace know it.
The theme books books, books. He didn't like the idea
of books, mess I guess not so much. Doesn't like
the idea of book makes any yeah trigger for MEA, yeah,
I do like audio books, though I did find time
to Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
All right, Well, so it's Gina who was gonna give us, like,
basically a plot, and then we have to try to
take a guest Menace as to what the book is, like,
what the name of the book is, right, and then whatever?
And then if we can't get that, if neither one
of us can get that, then she'll give us a
multiple choice then we can try to figure it out
from there.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Now, would somebody keep score for it?

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Maybe? Greg?

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Thank Yeah? Yeah, I mean first first book. This book
tells the story of a middle aged professor obsessed with
his landlady's fourteen year old daughter. He marries her mother
so he can be near the girl, but when the
mother accidentally dies, he pursues a relationship with the girl.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Oh, I think I know this one, you said, Professor,
and immediately I went to one thing, and then everything
else you said doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
But now I can't think of anything that involves a
professor other than like Dead Poets Society based off the guy.

Speaker 18 (39:55):
That guy wrote that book in my high school, by
the way, on his experience was teaching young youths.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Oh, you gave it away young yeah? Well wait yeah, wait,
wait to give us all the answers there. Yeah, I'm
gonna guess the only thing I can think of is
Lolita Lida answer everybody, no, beautiful mind?

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Okay, beautiful mind?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Was that the book? Because I know it's the movie. Yeah,
but that's the professor. I'm like getting out some shake
up in there. I'm with you. I don't know, Okay,
neither one of us, right, but I know there was
like the Lolita was like the underage thing.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Woody, I think you might be overthinking it because menace
is one thousand percent correct?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
On? The Professor? I've never even seen the movie either.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
She's going, what's here too? So well, remember we've done
this before, you know, about six months ago, siding go
to the next round. All right, here we go, all right,
very good minute. Next book. This book is about a
group of pre pubescent British boys randed on an island
and their disastrous attempts to govern themselves lead to a
descent into savagery.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
All right, this is a classic, right, yeah, I know this.
I know the movie. Really there's a movie on it. Yeah,
that's very famous. Not that famous.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
This is very slum Dog Millionaire of Menace.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
It's not very famous. It is, yeah, super famous.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
Right.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, everyone just tried throwing us off. The reason I
said that is is throwing the guys gonna win this
game off. Menace is really getting down at the bottom
of this one.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Famous he should know.

Speaker 10 (41:32):
Oh my god, God, dude, goodness, great, Sorry, trying to
have fun over here. Okay, talking it through God, I
can oh no, not even close.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
That movie like it came out in the seventies, right
or sixties? No way to know what multiple choice?

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Okay, is it Atonement, Lord of the Flies or the
Ventures of Huckleberry Finn the Flies? You're both correct?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Okay, nice, yeah, heck yeah.

Speaker 15 (42:06):
You Huckleberry face like you said, descends into yeah, ye savagery.
Yeah right, all right, moving forward.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Yeah, this is an epic tale spanning forty years in
the life of an African American woman living in the
South who survives abuse and bigotry by the hands of
her father as well as the older man she is
married off to.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Help. Because you have to guess, okay, one more time,
The book follows.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Oh, I'm sorry. This is an epic tale spanning forty
years in the life of an African American woman living
in the South who survives abuse and bigotry by the
hands of her father as well as the older man
she has married off to. And for the record, Greg
has gotten every single one of these rights.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Of course he has smart and.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
I got this nice?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Didn't they just remake this movie? I think, how do
you know all this stuff?

Speaker 5 (43:05):
He slum do off millionaire?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I just watched trailers. Yeah, I think they just this
movie with the with the girl that played that played
Little Mermaid.

Speaker 19 (43:20):
You can do it.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I got to go to the aerial, Yeah, I gotta
go in the name of the three options.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
The options, is it beloved, atonement or the color purple?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Okay, I was gonna one of the things that when
you when you were giving the description association, I just
said Oprah in my mind, So I'll say the color purple. Yeah,
I'm gonna say the color purple because that's the only
one that I know out of those three.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
You two are both geniuses. You were dancing around. Oprah
was one of the original producers and in it yep
of the movie, the original movie.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
That's why when you said the color purple. Well there
that's a that's the Oprah part that popped in my brain. Yeah,
very good.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
I mean, just you know version Menace. Yeah, and a musical.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
A musical.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Yeah, it's Tony Orben.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
You've heard of it? Everyone want all right? So will
everyone Woody and Menace know it? The topic books next one,
next plot.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
This book follows a sixteen year old boy who's fed
up with the phony adult world and gets expelled from
his boarding school. The story then follows his experience over
a few days in New York City before Christmas.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Oh yeah, this is teenage Woody. Yeah seriously, wow, not
home alone, and.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
It features a guy with a defiant personality disorder Gregg
again killing its writing them down.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
It is.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
It's a great and I recently just got it again.
To reread. They make it into a movie, can I
watch it?

Speaker 5 (44:52):
No more questions.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
It's not Bob Dylan, Greg's no phony. This one I
have no clue on. I like the Home Alone guess
that's good, but I'll be more specific Home Alone Lost
in New York.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Answer.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
My guess would be that would he probably went through
life without reading it. But I bet you did. Men
really read no books.

Speaker 7 (45:16):
Because we went kind of the same area of schools
and I think they all had the exact same reading.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
That doesn't mean he read it.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
But the only book I remember ever is Flowers for Alga.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
We did have to read.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I remember Tuck Everlasting in like Beverly Cleary and Judy Bloom.

Speaker 15 (45:33):
But you stop reading in like fourth grade and Tales
of fourth Grade. Enough super Yeah, the Mountain, the motorcycle,
or the y.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
I'm going to give you three choices, Okay, is it
one hundred Years of Solitude, the Catcher in the Rye
or never let me go.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I mean, I remember what Catcher on the Right I've
heard of that. I know Catcher in the Right is
super famous, yea, but I couldn't tell you what it's
about me neither. So Catcher in the Right.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
So it was the first one, one hundred years of Solitude,
and the.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Third one, Never Let Me Go. Yeah, I don't know those.
I mean, I've heard of one hundred years of Solitude,
but I haven't heard that one. So catching the Rise,
I have.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
To agree with Menace. But all for the sake of
the game, I'll say whatever. That third one was never
let me Go, Never let me Go.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Menace keeps backing into the right answers the Catcher in
the Right.

Speaker 18 (46:31):
Of all three titles, that's the most that's the most classic. Yeah,
I just read one hundred years of Solitude. Manages that suck.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Capturing the Rye, I.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Think that's about It's a metaphor.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
It is a baseball gets a hooker.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Like rebellion to be the catcher in the rye, the
catching the kids before they grow up and become phonies.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Should read this one day. It's good. Yeah, you fast
forward to the Hooker read all right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
This is a dystopian future novel set in New England
and deals with the oppressive patriarchal government that overthrows the
United States.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Overthrows the United States? Do you greag get it right again?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
I get two of them, very confused. But no, okay,
you know it. I wish say anyway? Right, he goes,
oh wait, it must be this other.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
One that I no.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
I could give another. I could give another, but I
don't think it's going to help either of you.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Did he write did he write down the Boston tea party?
That was my first guest, my second guest.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Okay, you want me to read it again?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
This is a futuristic dystopian novel set in New England
and deals with the oppressive patriarchal government that overthrows the
United States.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Does it have to do with aliens? What's the one
with hal Menace?

Speaker 14 (47:53):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I could give a.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Little hint, but I don't know if it'll help.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Now, well, you're gonna have multiple choice, right yeah? All right?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Uh yeah, you best to get me, you know school. Yeah,
I don't know, dude, just make up something.

Speaker 9 (48:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
People wonder why I hate myself so much?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
They do.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
They go like, I don't get it, man, like you
have so much to be I'm like, yeah, I know,
but like Boston versus Aliens?

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Okay, Boston Aliens?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
What's your Boston versus aliens. What's your what's it?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
What's it?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
How? What was how?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
How was space? Space house? Yeah two, that's one space office.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
We're gonna go to multiple Choice. All right, okay, is
it Brave New World The Handmaid's Tail Fahrenheit four fifty one.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Fahrenheit four fifty one sounds like ominous, Yeah, like dominous,
like a specific What was the first one I gave?

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Brave New World?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Brave New World.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
That's sounds like the plot sounds like a good title
for whatever you just described. Uh yeah, yeah, put me
down for that one world and menace. I'll do this
Brave New World.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
The answer is, if you guys like TV so much,
is a huge series, The Handmaid's Tad, Damn, it's really
a huge series. They would never watch, Like, this isn't
going to help them out, you know what I was
going to say, Sea Beasts. I was like, it's not
going to help them. The new government of Gilead that
was gonna that was going to be a that's the
new name of the United States.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
The key word is patriarchy. Yeah, exactly, Well about controlling
pregnancies the Handmaid If that was semi in the description
of the plot, I would have got it because I
did watch some of The Handsmaid's Tale.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
There you go, all right, you want one more?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Give me one more? Okay? This is will for by
the way, and what do you have to Okay? Real
menace and what you know it books?

Speaker 5 (49:57):
This is the toughest one in my opinion. I will
be curious of Greg and Sybasket this. This book follows
a soldier who becomes unstuck in time and experiences moments
from his life, including his capture during World War Two
and the bombing of Dresden in a jumbled nonlinear Way's
your clue, by the way, so you.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Definitely had to read in high school. I actually read
it six years ago.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
This book follows a soldier who becomes quote unstuck in
time and experiences moments from his life, including his capture
during World War Two and the bombing of Dresden in
a jumbled nonlinear way.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
This is probably the most worshiped book on that list.
Quantum Leap.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Boston versus Aliens and at the end he always wants
his last leap to be the leap home.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I think you're right, uh, not saving Private Ryan? That
was gonna be my guest. That the book. Yeah, I'm
saving Private.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Ryan saving Private rhyme and quantumly Yeah, okay, we're going
to go to multiple choice. Is it the Alchemist, the
Sound and the Fury, Slaughterhouse five.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I've heard of none of those.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I meant some of the fury. Alchemist sounds familiar. Yeah, Alchemist, okay,
and minutes number three I don't know.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Slaughterhouse five.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Oh no, that sounds like a number two.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
The Sound and the Fury. Man, if you should have
gone with your gut, the answer is Slaughterhouse five. Greg's
going to total up the.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Well, thank you, crushing it, crush it everything. Yeah, you know,
well we got four and two.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Well done, everybody.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Man, you have a great reading list. Oh yeah yeah yeah.
The show book Club. Yeah, I can't imagine. All right,
eight seven, seven forty four. Thank you, Gina, Thank you.
That was depressing.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I mean, I obviously don't care.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
About other people when it comes to oh what you're
dumb or whatever, But it's self inflicted. It's self inflicted,
like doing that doing that books thing just a reminder
of just how I mean, how.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Truly stupid I am.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
You're dumb means well read.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I'm not well read.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
It's it's like when it comes to life stuff, I
think I'm I think I'm probably a little above average
in a lot of ways, but certainly on that kind
of like criminally stupid.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Why you're into what you're into? No, no, I know,
and I've somehow managed to make my way through that.
I guess it's you know what, it's a story of
hope for a lot of people out I think you
could take some comfort. You can take some comfort in that.

Speaker 18 (53:15):
A lot of those titles, though, are cultural touchstones. So
like I've never seen or read Lolita, but I knew
what the answer was based on the clues.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, and Lord of the Flies, like I knew the
plot of it, but I've seen the.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Movie the book trying to screw you up?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
But I mean, what is that going to help me in?
I did hear a radio advertisement speaking of like movies
and things like that. I heard a radio advertised by
just telling everybody right before we came back from the break,
there's there's something that one of the local audio video
places is soell it's it'll stream first round, like movies
that are still in theaters right to your house. Oh damn,
Now that's the way to do it great.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
I really love that because I know they sell those
type of boxes at like the swap Meet, but likes
almost just a few.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Years ago, and I remember like those stories about hey,
they're gonna be coming out with this thing.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
I'm sure it's a big jillion dollars fifty is it?
But like they tried that thing with what was it
called movie pass where it was like unlimited movies. Yeah,
you go exactly, but then it's the going part that
Greg doesn't want to do. Well, I don't want to
go number one, but number two. They also have to
complicate everything. It sounded too good to be true, and

(54:25):
sure enough it was because then they said, oh, you
can only do x amount.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Per well because that's when they start getting money.

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Yeah, but then don't come up with that idea. You
don't have a pass that lets you go anytime the end,
and then they put all these caveats on it, and
then they changed it and this like just make it normal.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
So I think the thing that you're talking about though,
what he is called the stratio e movie player okay,
and what does that cost? Does have a price on there,
says click the by online okay available to.

Speaker 18 (54:56):
Order grant for the box, three grand for the box,
and I'm sure there's obviously there's a service fee per right,
because I'm seeing something else called red Carpet Home Cinema
which was saying one thousand to three thousand of pop.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Wait wait, wait for the actual box itself or the
per movie. That can't be right cheaper version. Yeah again,
it's called the Yeah, even I would leave the house
for that price. Yeah, right, Light Escape maybe.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Yeah, it looks like it's about three grand for the box.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
The box, and then what's the service, Like how much
does that cost? Because I mean, if you total it
all up, like I'm saying, for a married, married couple,
but that's a lot of movies just to break even
married couple with kids. So I'm doing the I'm doing
the math for all you non breeders out there. Again
for my wife and I, not now kids are older,
but you know, for my wife and I, when the
kids were little, we wanted to go to a movie.

(55:48):
First of all, you have to find a movie that
you want to see together, right, and sometimes it's just
getting out of the house.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
So forget that you want to go to a movie.
Now it's like, Okay, you got to find the day
of the time. Okay, cool, Now you got to get
the babysitter. So the babysitter on average is between fifteen
and twenty dollars an hour, okay these days. Okay, So
you have that, then you go and what a movie
to I've been to the movies in a while, but.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Not the mat name. I'm talking like you're going, like
at a date night, around twenty bucks for her ticket,
It was like twenty five.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
Oh yeah, so say twenty at least.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
There's another fifty bucks all right on top of the
babysitter money. And of course, now that you're out, you're
gonna make it an evening of it. Yes, you're you're
gonna do dinner.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
God knows what that. But let's assume we're gonna go
something like nice and casual and cheap alright, So you
add that in there, and then you get to the movie,
and you can't be in the movie without getting at
least one small soda for forty dollars, because that's why
they make all their money.

Speaker 18 (56:38):
Right, So good news, Woddy. If you have one of
these boxes, the movies themselves are affordable. You can rent
them for thirty dollars. Here's conjuring the last rites thirty dollars.
But again, it is that three thousand to plus upfront
box costs that's going to eat you.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Okay, so the box you spend three thousand bucks on
and then you pay per movie per movie, you're doing
a decent deal. Actually, Yeah, by today's stands. I mean
that's because that's basically like on Apple, that's how much
it costs for like.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
A new movie.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
So you have to rebuy the box every year, right, No,
and wright all the math you just did that can
add up to with a babysitter and stuff. Let's say
that's two hundred bucks, So that's fifteen movies.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yeah, over the course of you know whatever, let's say
two years. How many movies you're going to watch the
two years? Yeah, because I would imagine that the box
and technology might change a little bit. You might have to,
you know, watch movies at home box version two point
zh that you have to or want to does something
better greater?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Yeah, surgery rental where you get it for forty eight hours,
or something you can buy or rent, but of course
that's digital buy of course. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Yeah, it appears on Zone right, cool concept.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Yeah, I like that idea. You know, a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
And they have a big backlog too of oldham stuff
like there's have you seen black Light from Ligam Neeson Creig.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Dollars, Right, you do like that? Yeah, I'm not going
to get it, but it's sound no now because I
think about it. I wanted to see Oppenheimer so bad.
I know, I know, forget how bad it is. But
when we first saw the trailers and stuff like, oh dude,
I'm definitely definitely go see that. Never make it to

(58:17):
the theater. Then they re released in the theaters. Never
made it to that. Then they really re release it
again for a third time after it won some awards.
Still didn't see it there.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Now it's been on you know, Apple TV or whatever
everywhere for however long still to this day have not
seen it.

Speaker 20 (58:35):
Now.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Part of that is because everybody's crapped on it so hard,
saying how just mega boring it was.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
It's criminally you would say boring. Yeah, I told you.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
The next time going to theater is for the re
release of Back to the Future at the end of
this month. They're they're doing like a big anniversary edition
of it. In Imax for the be.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Able to watch the Back the Future and you like that, Greg, right,
I guess so you didn't like the original, you know,
like Back to the Future.

Speaker 7 (59:04):
You know who ruined it for me was John mulaney
with his bit on how out the plot is. It's
a sci fi movie.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
It's teenager but friends a disgraced physicists.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I don't know, it's so good. I do find it
odd that that's your all time favorite movie. Really, yeah,
why what's odd about it?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Though?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Because it's, to use genus favorite word, it's too whimsical.
It does have whimsy, yeah, yeah, it's a little oh
and it's a little whimsy and it's it's amazing fantasy
and it's amazing. I don't know, it just doesn't seem
like it seems like you would like something more violent.
I went to your favorite. I do I love a
lot of violence, like or something.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I went to the pharmacy to go to pick up
a prescription the other day, and you know, they always
have that random crap by the you know, check out
and whatever. Yeah, they had you know, sometimes like for
whatever reason, like who is sitting here buying basically matchbox
versions of school buses and random cars and you know,
fire trucks, and I guess you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Know, they they had a DeLorean there, like a back
to the future and I almost bought it. Yeah, and
then and then uh yeah, and then I got outside
and I was like, you know what next time? So
the next time I went in there, like you know,
I think I'm gonna buy that DeLorean, it was gone.
Somebody bought it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
All right, eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie, you can
set us a text. Hit us up, check in over
to two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
We'll be right back. How dumb are you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
From the Woodie Show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I'll be right back now that's the Woodie Show. We
got the news headlines coming up, some of the trending
news headlines. Juni grad is gonna have that for us. Yep,
he's looking over MENACE's birthday month wishless. Oh yes, that's all.
He's good. We got to cross off visit Jay Leno's garage.

(01:00:54):
Still on a high from that, I was awesome. I
stop thinking about it now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Let me can I ask a question because I didn't
go it's supposed to go. Yeah, like, do we we
have like a connection over there like if like maybe
like down down the road.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
So to speak. Yeah, episode orm I just s O L. Yeah,
but I would like I would like to see you
love it. Yeah, I think you would really like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah, it's just been It's you know, I tell you
it's been a it's been a week. I know people
say that in so many shows. It's like, I don't know,
it's three weeks been stuffed into one week.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Yeah, I just can't catch up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yeah, it does feel that way. But let's get an
update on the MENACE's birthday month.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
It's October, and you know what that means. It's menaces birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
The counter is, well, he had on there and visit
Jay Little his garage check done.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
Is it weird that I almost got emotional about that afterwards? No,
I say this with all sincerity. This is a private collection.
He owns these cars. He doesn't have to share it
with anybody, and yeah, he lets people see it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
It's so nice.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
I was like really moved by and he was really cool. Yeah,
anybody can do whatever the hell he wants.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
So cool.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah, and you know, super nice, super cool just for
a very you know, chill, all right, it's a medicine
birthday month. Yes, the paddock access, I have a checked
I have it checked up. As for Austin, No, I
will be at the Austin race. Yeah, so paddock access
during f one in Austin. That's that's what he's really

(01:02:39):
looking for. But you know, somebody reached out because they
work on I guess one of the teams or something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Because a race in Vegas, and Vegas is said, yeah,
I should have asked us on day one? Is the
paddock like down in the middle, Yeah, like all the
garages and we are going to be doing a listener
party in the TCL suite at SOFI Stadium. Hell, yeah, happening.
So can I check that off?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
That is okay because sad off that's official. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Nothing on the Jack in the Box test kitchen visit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
No, we got hit up a lot, like, oh I
have family members that worked there and all this kind
of stuff, and then nothing about dude perfect headquarters. Nothing
but but we have a former coworker Eric used to
work on the show, says that he knows somebody that
works there. He's going to reach out to them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
All right, I'm gonna check off on air giveaway first
class flight to Dubai because that is officially happening.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Ye.

Speaker 21 (01:03:34):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, And as far as everybody's hitting us up, we
get a lot of text messages like dude, I'm willing
to go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I'm willing to win. I know we have a lot of.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
People who are interested. You're not missing out. We will
make sure that everybody knows how to enter to win
that contest. Okay, all right, got that nothing for stand
on top of wind turbine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
That No, we did. We did get hit up by
somebody who said they can make make it happen. We did. Yeah,
but I put that on there way before I knew
the last hug thing that yeah, that with the fire. Yeah,
and everyone's saying me about that. Yeah, but you know what,
I ain't no. Plus, I'm down, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Okay, your last talk could be great, damn it. I'm
telling you. I'm still still trying to get ahold of bird.
Oh no, all right, Well, because he wants to go
to a taping me as wants to go tapping off
something's burning with with bird chryssher.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Yeah, I would love to taste some of the food
that he makes. It looks good the food or I
thought you were more into that kind of the production
of everything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Yeah, all right, Oh what's the other Uh, let's see
be an extra on the Apple TV show The Studio.
I'm not sure about that shoot hoops inside the Hardwood
suite at the Palms.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
So I just got a message last night and they said,
don't worry, it's gonna happen. Oh really, So I have
no more details. But that's all I got. Funny you said,
because I do have details?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Oh you do? Yes, that is right, ladies and gentlemen.
Menace is verified, really confirmed. Menace will get to shoot
hoops inside the hardwood suite they're at the Pomps. It's
something that he has had on his uh bucket lists

(01:05:22):
for years and it's happening. No way, it's happenings staying
the night confirmed, that's amazing. He's just shoot hoops inside
the hardwood suite at the Pomps. Oh wait what huh?
They are giving you a night in the sweet It's

(01:05:50):
it's for you. It's for you and your wife. It's
for you and the wife. That is awesome, your wife.
So not only can you go there and shoot hoops
inside the martin Wood suite at the Palms in Vegas.
You get to spend the night in the suite. Yeah,
oh oh wait, huh oh wait, they're giving you two nights, yes,

(01:06:21):
two nights weekend New York's nights. Yeah, that's nuts. So
you get to I found out I gotta I gotta
call late yesterday and we don't tell Menace. Yeah, okay.
It was the only reason I got that email last
night is because I was bugging them. Yeah, and there was.

(01:06:43):
There were a bunch of emails. Again, make sure nobody
tells Menace, because what is going to tell him on
the show?

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Oh yeah, weekend or two two nights?

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
I don't know, maybe a Tuesday and a Wednesday. We'll say, oh,
why did they give that up on a weekend? And
and it's free, like they're they're letting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Me say there, that's incredible Menace years. There are two
things on this list that he has had on there
for years, and one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Of which is the first class flight on Emirates to
Dubai happening, Yeah, happening.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
This seems to be the most successful both man. And
then the other one is the hardwood sweet And again,
his his ask was small. It was just to see
it and shoot hoops for a couple of minutes and
then I mean, not that he's a big basketball player,
but you know, it's it's the idea of how close
I'm checking that off. Wow, Now, the one on here,
I don't think we're gonna get to is get knighted

(01:07:39):
in the arts.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
In Monica, they got Monica. All right, let's check in
with Gina grad She's got this morning trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Well, Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase
of President Trump's Ceespire deal for Gaza. Is government will
meet today and if it formally gets approved, then the
ceasefire goes into effect. The agreement would free all the
Israeli hostages and Palestinian prisoners. Israeli forces would withdraw from
parts of Gaza and help with the entry for more aid.

(01:08:15):
The US says all of the remaining Israeli hostages would
be released on Monday. Now, is it possible that this
whole thing go sideways?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Of course, dealing a bunch of nutshobs.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Oh yeah, because there's still a ton of things to
work out. But by all accounts, it's a big deal.
So fingers crossed. Well, the baseball postseason continued last night.
It was all about survival. The Phillies beat the Dodgers,
thanks in part to Kyle Schwarber's two home runs, one
of which probably still up there some That.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
One home run was such a bomb my god. Yeah,
you're right, probably hasn't landed yet.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
The Dodgers are still up two games to one and
have another chance to send Philadelphia pack in in game
four tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Well, let's check on Tim Martinez. We want to find out.
He'll be in later on this morning. You know, we'll
talk to him. But yeah, well check on Tim here.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:09:01):
Please.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
The Cubs also fought back and held off the Brewers
to force a Game four in Detroit. The Tigers came
back from being down by three runs to win the
game nine to three. That series is now tied at
two games each, so it's a real do or die
Game five tomorrow and Seattle. And finally, congrats to the
Toronto Blue Jays. They picked off the Yankees last night
and are advancing to the American League Championship for the

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first time in nine years. Well more info is coming
out since the arrest of the guy cop says responsible
for setting the wildfire that burned down the Pacific Palisades.
According to the investigation, this twenty nine year old from
Florida set a small fire near a trail and he
stood there and he watched it burn for a bit.
Then he called nine one one and watched from a

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distance as firefighters put out his fire. Well, the fire
wasn't completely out and smoldered underground for a week before
wins picked up the embers and ignited the whole thing.
This a hole denied that he was in the area
when the fire first started, but cell phone data pinned
his location at exactly where the fire began.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
So okay, I'm just thinking from an investigation standpoint, like,
how do you figure this out?

Speaker 14 (01:10:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
So crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
They do all the investigation, these fire investigators, they're very
good at figuring out, Okay, well this is the spot
where it started.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Okay, even that, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
How they can even figure that Outka's so cool. So
they get to that, and then I'm guessing it's just
they they pull all the cell phone records to see
who was pinged in that area, Yeah, to see like
what cell phones pinged right there at that time, And
then they go from there to see who that belongs to?

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
It right between cell phones and DNA. It's like, we'll
catch you, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
Aparently he said he tried to call nine one one,
didn't get a signal, so then he drove to get
help or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
He's a hero. Then he saw the fire trucks and
took off.

Speaker 17 (01:10:44):
He was like, whoops.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
See well.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Authorities also say that the guy asked chat GBT whether
or not he'd be at fault for a fire because
of a lit cigarette. In all, twelve people died, almost
seven thousand structures destroyed by the way, fifty five hundred
of those being people's homes. If convicted the mac sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
I saw this, yeah, yeah, so well it carries like
a mandatory five. Right, so mandatory five in federal pull
your heels for five to a maximum of twenty years.
That's twelve people that died, exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:11:16):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
We have an update on Dolly Parton. According to the
Queen herself, Thank god, she's doing just fine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
It has been so oh my, I've been worried about Gina.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Yeah, I've been distraught because I've been preparing for this
day for a long time and I'm still not prepared,
but a few days ago, Dolly's sister Frieda had gotten
on social media started asking fans for prayers for her
sister's health. Well, that caused all of us fans to
break out, thinking that Dolly was your death.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
How did you become such a big Dolly Partner?

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
No, because no one in my family listens to country music.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Everybody likes Dolly Partner.

Speaker 12 (01:11:47):
One.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Have you ever met somebody who I don't like Dolly Partner? No,
that's crazy likes her, but you have like a hardcore fan.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
I've loved her since high school and I don't know why,
because I don't really know anyone else who was into her.
And it was ironic.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
I was.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
I love her music, and I'm glad she's as popular.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
So it's the music.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
It wasn't her as a person's like personality. In fact,
in college, that wasn't what started it. And then you
heard the music.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
I love her vibe. I love that she loses Dolly
Partner impersonator contest to drag quens.

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
But the music is personally, I can tell you, yeah,
I've always loved her because the way that she's conducted
herself and in business and in personal relationships.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
She's never been.

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
Apologetic about anything. People have always like ripped on her,
and she her responses have always been really good and
not mean. She's like, ah, if you don't like me,
you don't like any type of response. Also, in business,
she's never forgotten like who has helped her along the way.
And she got a really big break in television and
the guy from another country singer, and then that guy

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was on hard times, so she went and like bought
all his old music and then just gave it back
to him for free.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
That's the kind of stuff that she she does.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
So that's why I have you were when the last
time you ever met somebody I don't like Dolly Barton,
You doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
She didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
She fund the research for Maderna for uh one of
the coming back she's she's amazing, and yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
She appreciates that. Much's okay. And this is the statement
that she released.

Speaker 13 (01:13:14):
I want you to know that I'm okay.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
I've got some problems.

Speaker 13 (01:13:18):
As I mentioned back when my husband Carl was very sick,
I didn't take care of myself. So I let a
lot of things go that I should have been taken
care of. Nothing major, but I did have to cancel
some things so I could be closer to home, closer
to Vanderbilt. There are just a lot of rumors flying around,
but I figured if you heard it from me, you'd

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know that I was Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
Yeah, I will now. I saw someone said that that
it was kidney stones, which I now know are very
painful because menace you have. But I'm not. But I'm
not sure because I'm not Dolly's sister.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
And the other thing about her that rules as a celebrity.
She doesn't get political.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
She won't talk about poor religions. And when a million
years ago Barbara Walters was taken a job at her
about the way she dresses, She's like, look, if I'm
going to be the punchline, I'd rather be the one
making the joke. So she's just she's amazing. Well, Bill
Belichick's time at UNC has not been great, and now
reports are coming out that the two sides are working
on a potential exit strategy. So, according to a bunch

(01:14:21):
of reports, yeah, the two sides met. The two sides
met this week, and Belichick is willing to possibly trigger
his million dollar buyout if he can find another team
or a job in the media one report also says
that it's not a lock that Belichick even makes it
to the end of the season, let alone the next
few games. However, once word started getting around, that's when
Bill and UNC both put out a one sentence statement

(01:14:43):
saying they're committed to each other and that Belichick has
the support of the athletic department.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
That's usually the email that comes out right before they
make the announcement that all the other stuff was.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
Acute everybody, Charlotte and the God was just talking about
that because who was the guy that was running for
New York mayor Oquoma quote, no, no, no, the other guy,
Eric Adams. Yeah, Eric Adams was on his show and
he like asked him five times, are you quitting?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Are you quitting? He's like, no, I'm committed, uncommitted yea.
And four days later, Yeah, I just told you the
story about when I flew to that city to go
meet with the radio station and I asked them about
how committed they because you know, you heard and you
know with what they gave me an offer, and within
two weeks the station was sold. The format was flipped
your life. Yeah, like, thank god I hadn't passed on

(01:15:31):
the job. But just if someone's saying I get it
where you can't say something, but then don't build interview
in that time or don't.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
The higher interview. Well, big update on all ten inmates
who escape from a New Orleans jail in May. They're
all now back in custody after the last fugitive was
found hiding in a basement crawl space in Atlanta. Cop
spent hours searching before a canine unit sniffed him out.
This last guy was convince did of a double murder

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at a block party and was serving a life sentence
when he had nine others escaped through a hole behind
a toilet very shoshank then scaled fences and barbed wire
to their freedom. Well, most of the escapees were caught
within weeks. This last dude managed to stay hidden for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
That was wild.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Yeah, Tip finally tipped off the authorities. Cops say a
bunch of people probably helped him and they could face
charges now. When this last dude was arrested, he was unarmed,
shirtless and smiling as he.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Won the game. He was the last person standing right.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
They found a gun and drugs in the house. He's
now being held in Atlanta and he's awaiting extradition back
to Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
I want what he did the watching movies or something.
Oh yeah, at some point you know you're going back, right, Yeah, like,
at some point you're get caught. You'll slip up. I mean,
if it's life, Yeah, make the most of it while
you're out.

Speaker 9 (01:16:50):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:50):
It's kind of like, dude that I'm telling you. People
should watch it this weekend. The movie Roofman a true
story of the guy that he got out. He escaped
from jail and then he started living in a toys
r a circus city, and he lived off He lived
off Peena M and M's Lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Yeah, it was pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
Well, speaking of jail, cops in Florida were booking a
fifty one year old guy into jail and they put
him through an X ray and realized he had stuffed
a full size thermos up his ass.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah. Here, look at the look at the X ray?

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Whoa at that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Look at that thing?

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Who they say, it's the biggest item they've ever seen.
Some almost every Friday night to take the thermost. Now
he's the only guy who knows what I'm going through.
Here's one of everyone's favorite SoundBite machines.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
We love this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
This is Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd talking about it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
So we put everybody through a body scanner to make
sure that they're not trying to bring guns and knives
and drugs into the jail. Well, you might have thought
Walter was bringing drugs into the jail. He brought a
thermost into the he put it up the exit ramp.
He said, well, I put that inside my body twenty

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four hours earlier, the deputy saved his life.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Yeah, right, Really, was there anything inside it?

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
You're like a hot coffee or some soup?

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Yeah, got to be would you put the thermist up there?

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Well, when the cops arrested him, he was naked and
hiding in a public bathroom. He also threatened to kill
one of them. But physically, hey, we all have bad days.
I'm sure this is just the first time he's ever
been in trouble. Oh wait, his rap sheet is crazy long,
with twenty five other arrest five stints in prison, and
this one will be twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
And I was about to say, Sea Bass, how is
it physically possible? I mean, you've seen witness this live. Yes,
somebody who had a fifted them.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
What would Morgan do for money? Right all the way
to the elbow, And that's what's going on whenning all.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Right, thank you very much, appreciate that. What's the biggest
thing you think you can get up there? I mean
not a thermist?

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
No, and there's it's not even shaped well for that
exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's like, yeah, that'd be a process. Yeah,
I don't know, laptop or something probably, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
I told this story scissors the one time we're like
hemorrhid situation was going on and I bought one of
those like uh, preparation age repository things and like that
was like my body did not want to accept it,
like no, no, no, I'm trying to relax. I have
like foot up on the ledge of the bathtub, like
trying to like you know, you couldn't open up my

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ass a little bit so I can push this thing
in there. Nothing nothing, nothing, and finally like got it.
But it was a process and that thing is yeah,
I mean you know how big those things they're not big,
they're not big bullet.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Yeah, it's like it just it just wasn't happening. Yeah,
it says now.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
I remember listening to the love Line back in the day,
and there would be these women that would call in
and talk about how they were trying to have intercourse
with their boyfriend or their husband or whatever, but like
their their vagina just wouldn't accept them, like it would
basically just like.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
Shut and you know, like some kind of don't you
know you're with the wrong guy?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Is that a muscle disorder or God made paupers?

Speaker 11 (01:20:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Yeah, that's right? Hell yeah? Is it just from nerves?

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
I don't know what would I think that's your subconscious
telling you this?

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Well, no, in that situation. But like even for mind's
like you take dumps all the time that are way
bigger than the exactly, then the suppository gets psychological yeah,
psychological yeah right, and then your body just doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
We should get you hypnotized to accept larger things.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
So what's the biggest thing you can put in your
ask folks? I hit us up on the text over
to two to eight seven.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
A bit.

Speaker 22 (01:20:43):
He puts the G in Garcia SoCal. Sports. You know
you're texting more than my wife and I do these days.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
Oh yeah, sports stuff going stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Yeah, you just so cool man.

Speaker 21 (01:21:00):
Good morning, Jeff G Goodboddy what are you good morning, squad.
Let's go and start with our Dodgers. A rough pitching
night and a poor hitting night for our Dodgers. They
lost to the Phillies last night eight two. Yamamoto didn't
have his best stuff. Neither did Clayton Kershaw. Let's go
ahead and hear from Kersh. It was a tough yeah,
tough cup mornings. Yeah, I shoudn't make enough good pictures.
I was battling command.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Yeah, I just wasn't find Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:21:19):
I wouldn't let Kershaw come back out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
He barely escaped the inning before. I thought.

Speaker 21 (01:21:23):
That was a mistake by Dave Roberts that let the
game get out of hand. Also, the lack of hitting
from Otani and Freddie Freeman has been a problem as well.
With all these issues, though, the Dodgers are still up
to one in the series. Lots of pressure on the
Dodgers now, especially because the Phillies bats are hooking up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Let's go ahead and hear from Mookie Betts. Obviously there's
a lot of pressure on us to play the game.
But you know that's the pre pressure is a privilege.

Speaker 21 (01:21:47):
It's see how the Dodgers handle that pressure today. Early
start time three to oh eight, Phillies throwing their aceh
Christopher Sanchez versus Tyler Glass.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Now moving on to the.

Speaker 21 (01:21:55):
NHL Kings beat the Golden Knights in the shootout, Ducks
and cracking tonight and felt there's day night football Eagles
in New York taken on the Giants, and finally this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Lebron James is being.

Speaker 21 (01:22:06):
Sued by a Lakers fan for his fake decision to announcement,
which turned out to be a commercial. In the lawsuit,
the fan says Lebron was misleading and made it look
like he was retiring, which in turn made the fan
pay a crazy amount of money for tickets to the
Lakers final home game. This is a case of dumb
and dumber, right, Lebron was dumb for making that lay
mad and the fan was dumber for believing it and

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then spending his money on the final Lakers home game.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Good luck to both of y'all in court. You can't
make this stuff up, man. I'm JEFFG. And that's you
so cal sports all right, Jeff j.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I know feels amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Thank you for a couple follow up texts to some
things that you can cover here on the show over
to two two nine eight seven. I asked, as a joke, Hey,
what do you think that you can get up your
own ass? We had that story.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Uh, the guy in Florida, they were checking him into
the jail and it turns out he had a whole,
like a full sized thermos that he had shoved up
his back door.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
It's like one of those you see on a job site. Yeah,
he could in the circus. Yeah, pretty crazy. Next thing,
you know, people have been sending us texts about different things.
This person said, I stashed an old Nokia phone in
my prison wallet when I was in jail because we
thought that our dorm was gonna get searched, and they
end up doing the searching the dorms door to just

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jammed the thing in there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
And yeah, so what what were you? What were you
in for it? Yeah? Yeah? And this one? Hi, my
name is uh?

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
How would you say that? Ka? I a kaya Kaya?
All right, so Hi, I'm Kaya. Your conversation is hilarious.
It's all about breathing. The more you breathe, the more
relaxed your anus will become. Also, uh, you really want
to if you really want to start putting things up there.
You need to start small and use lube. Have a
great day, you guys, Kaya has a little experience. You

(01:24:12):
work your way up to thermis. Yeah, they're having dinner.
I wonder you know what about this table leg? Do
you think that thing would go? But let's start with
a finger nine.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Seven two texting over to two two nine eighty seven
and we'll follow up from brag. Like Sea Bass, I
wanted to brag but didn't get to call it in time.
I own my own cookie business, making cookies that are
infused with alcohol, and Patrick Mahomes reached out and it's
interested in investing in my business.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Okay, big brag.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
That's pretty cool. That's Patrick Mahomes. That'd be, that'd be,
that's that's a great partner show.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
And I'm usually not like an alcohol dessert person, but
that could actually be really good. And we gave ours
and then you didn't give yours. Do you have a
brag like Sea Bass?

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Okay, well I mean it's it's all about the people. Okay,
so it's all about the flying stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
But to hear it, yeah, so I think I have
there's a target date for they called a check ride,
which is like your final exam to get your license,
like when you go for your driving test, except that
your flying test, right, So it looks like that's going
to happen in mid November.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Oh it's I could be a licensed pilot by mid November.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
That this has gone is insane.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
So you say speed, but like, there's not many people
that have as many hours as I do flying getting
their licenses must are way less.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
No, it's way less.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Like it's because I had that delay with that medical
certificate thing that I was flying five or six days
a week. I'm flying and to have one hundred and
forty plus hours you only need forty to get legally,
you only need forty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Hours in order to get your license. Yeah, I have
one hundred and forty.

Speaker 16 (01:25:53):
Actually, nervous, it's not enough.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Well, I mean think about you give licenses to people
who have barely ever driven a car.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
That's that's how you learn.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Yeah, how far do you have to fly on a test?
It's just basically to show you could do certain things.
You're only up there for me.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Maybe maybe there's a lot of stuff you got to
do when it's within like some a lot of like
very strict limitations.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Do they doing you for speeding. Well, yeah, I mean
there are there are speed limits really for certain.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
For certain things.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Do you get a ticket when you can give.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
The tower the tower can give you a number, like hey,
I'm gonna give you number to call, and you're screwed.
There are speed limits in the sky.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
For yeah, in certain areas and certain things, like in
certain stages of of the of the fly with the
approach to an airport or.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Right. No, that's different. That's there's like a you know,
a speed you know, because they're trying to keep people,
you know, apart.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
And what happens if you fly over and no fly zone,
they will come in.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
I was supposed to go do that with that air show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
They will.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
They will depending on what it is and what kind
of no flies on it, like, they will they'll send
fighter just to go intercept you. And next thing, you know,
like you're putting along in your little gin all aviation
plane and all of a sudden there's like sixteen, Hey man,
what are you doing? Yeah, speaking of planes? Okay, this
is this is okay, I'll use this as the official one. Uh,

(01:27:11):
I'll use this as an next Friday. I'm not going
to be here. Everybody else is going to do the show.
I will not be here because I am going to
pick up my plane. I told I told you guys
that I got a plane. I bought a plane and
it's done and it's ready for delivery. And I'm going
to UH to Knoxville next Friday to go get it.

(01:27:32):
And yeah, and then and then fly back. I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
What official colors did you go with? I forgot. It's
called Titan and it's like a silver.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
Like like a gun.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Yeah, it's not black and yellow.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
No, it's not black and yellow. It is the plane
made in the USA. Yeah, it's made in de Luthe.
This is America CRUs cyrus.

Speaker 20 (01:27:55):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Yeah, And I buy a jet, guys. It's a it's
a it's a single you know, prop pissed in an engine.
It's a it's a general aviation plane. But I mean
it's a nice plane. It's a cool plane. Those serious
planes are really cool. The ones that get the parachute.
This one has that auto land feature.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
So if you're flying this is this Greg as a
nervous flyer. Not only does the plane have a parachute,
but it has a system where like if I become incapacitated.
I finally had that heart attack that I'll have at
some point, And it just happens to be when you
and I are flying and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
You finally have that heart attackinly.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
A hearttack, there's a there's a button in the ceiling
of the plane that you push, and this plane that
I'm getting will automatically identify the closest appropriate airport. We'll
look at all the weather conditions, set a course, navigate
to that airport, and land itself at the airport while
doing all the traffic air traffic control communications.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
In the future, it'll it'll be.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Letting the emergency authorities know so like. And then when
you when it lands on the runway, it comes to
a stop, it shuts the engine off and gives you
step by step instructions for the passages get how to
get out of the plane.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
We were hanging out with our best friend Jay Lennow
really family experienced that. He they got to hit the
button and he was just blown away how cool it was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Right, And we didn't have the heart to tell him Jay,
we already knew that. But jacket how it works. I mean,
we'll listen to you totally.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Yeah, how I know the answer is going to be
one hundred percent and zero percent. But how excited versus nervous?

Speaker 8 (01:29:19):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Zero nerves? I'm completely excited.

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
It's pure excitement. Is something I wanted to do.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
I don't know, it's it's it's just a flying it's
it's it's something I've wanted to do my entire life.
And the fact that I actually think about the smoker
never could even make that happen or wanted to see
Oppenheimer didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Make that happen. There's all these things. I always say,
simple things, simple things, and then it's cool. That's that's
that's my break.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Will you take us up? Yeah, of course, of course
Greg wants to go first.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Yeah, I want to thing. I'm getting to the iHeartRadio
Music Festival from now on, exactly right. Well, congratulations, thank you,
thank you. Yeah I got yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
I didn't give a brag. We were doing Breakwake Sea bats.
I didn't give one.

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
Well, this is a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
It's when you're hosting a party and you forget to eat.
Did you eat? Make sure everybody has a drink, and
make sure they got their food, and most people at
their own weddings. Don't eat.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
It's cool, all right, We're gonna take a quick break.
We got some more woody show for you next.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Hang on, so what do you show? Blue Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
And as we move right along this morning, the next
thing to do would be to check in with the
Sea bats here and see what's happening the weekend audio.

Speaker 18 (01:30:32):
Well, I've been alerted to a new Golden Bachelorette. We're
in the middle of a Golden Bachelor right now and
the what do you show Golden Bachelor at as well?
But did you know there's already been a preliminary announcement,
preliminary announcement of who the next female old lady single
person will be. And I think what he's going to
be very excited by this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Sexty four single on sexy.

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
So I would like to be the next Golden Bachelorette
voice woodie?

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Is that what's your name? Today's show? Kathy Lee?

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
It sounds like Kathy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
Oh God, damn it herself?

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
The next can you imagine the guy's clamoring.

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
Yuck like fear factor instead of it? But you have
to go on a date with her or put eight
hundred scorpions on your face.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
For a minute. Oh dude, yuck. So she's not going
to be the gold.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
That was her pitching it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
So he just pitching it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
Okay, sound like celebrity millionaire.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Yeah yeah, they're like, no, this is a TV show.
People are gonna have to see. It's a visual it's
a visual medium. We can't have that. This weekend audio.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
Greg Ryan Murphy show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Are you aware of All's Fair? All Fair? From Ryan Murphy?
I've never even heard of it. I finished Monster that
Ed Greene story.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
It's a legal it's a legal drama. And here's the trailer.
You might recognize this one of these voices.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
It's just a trap.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Guess who's here with me right now?

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
Jay, say bye bye to your future ex wife, Bye bye,
see you in court.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Tour discarded This letter on fire is Kim Rissarah Paulson
and Kim kardash He did some American horror stories, not story,
but I think it was stories. I've gotta say. I
thought she was pretty good.

Speaker 15 (01:32:44):
Lady Gagabody, Greg, Wow, Lady Gaga can't act to save
her life.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
But Kim Kardashian surprisingly good.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
And a real life attorney.

Speaker 18 (01:32:56):
Now yeah, true, Yeah, yes, she's not bad. Okay, So
Ryan Murphy, all's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Okay, I gotta find that this week.

Speaker 18 (01:33:03):
And audio another thing for Greg again guess the name here,
But this is a person talking about love and how
when you find the one, how special it is to
have your best friend in your life all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Greg, you do like romance and you love that kind
of sentiment. Oh my god, you can take it to my.

Speaker 16 (01:33:19):
Favorite person I've ever met.

Speaker 17 (01:33:20):
No offense to everyone else, but the fact that the
fact that this is the person that I get to
hang out with every day forever is just like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
That's the whole thing of it.

Speaker 17 (01:33:30):
You look at that and you're like, I didn't hang
out with him forever, and this represents.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
That Greg's out an ababe of course, Okay, of course
is it? I can only guess Taylor sweat all right? Greg?
I mean I like that was a wild guess from Greg.
Like he was not confident.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
And that's why I hate when people have a kid
and they go, I never knew what love was until
I had a baby. So you didn't get married, you
didn't love your life, you didn't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Stop with the hyper I think it's because it's a
different it's a different kind of that you've never experienced. Right,
we'll then specify a show, and right.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Before the break, as we're going through some of this
week in audio, one of the clips got the conversation
going where you know, Greg was talking about how he
has that whole thing with people. Yeah, like Taylor Swift
is talking to Jimmy Fallon about her love with Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
It says, he's just my favorite person I've ever met.

Speaker 17 (01:34:27):
No offense to everyone else, but the fact that the
fact that this is the person that I get to
hang out with every day forever.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Is just like, that's the whole thing of it.

Speaker 17 (01:34:36):
You look at that and you're like, I didn't hang
out with him forever and this represents that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Yeah, and so Greg's point was, Okay, so so she
loves him. She loves him. And to all the people
who say, oh, well, I never knew they really loved
was a baby, yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
We got a text eight one eight for Greg. I
never believed in love at first sight until I saw
my son.

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Oh babe, I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
That's kind of fair like love it first sight is
different than just loving your spouse. But again, I think,
but at the first sight of a newborn baby like
that has never been uglier.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
But I also think I think we're just talking about
a different type of love. It's a love that you've
never needs to be changed, that you've never experienced. I
think that's what they mean when they say I'm gonna
die on this hill. Yeah, the entire expression that made
it change. This week in audio, what else got for
news for you?

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Whatdy?

Speaker 18 (01:35:35):
You missed another dust up on a Spirit flight. Now
this one was flying into Baltimore, So that's probably.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Why wow Baltimore on That makes sense.

Speaker 18 (01:35:43):
So this lady, she was, you know, midway through the
plane and for whatever reason, her daughter was seated a
few rows behind her. Now they both survived the flight,
they both landed. But this lady, who's large enough to
block the aisle, decided that she wasn't gonna let anyone
else in the past, the past, like the twenty five
rows get off the plane until they let her go

(01:36:04):
back to get off with her daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
What even though she'd be like what three people ahead
of her?

Speaker 12 (01:36:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Or just wait till your daughter is ready to Depah? No, no,
no mention.

Speaker 18 (01:36:14):
Now like special needs again, they flew separately, they figured
out how to get there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Yeah. Yeah, because I thought it would be a situation,
because this happens a lot on the planes where people
they put their bags in the back and they're trying
to like thrush their way through to the back. Yeah,
while people are trying to leave the way. I'll tell
you how to wait.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
I want to suck my own family. Oh my god,
but my mom she.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Would always suck your mama.

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
She would always.

Speaker 18 (01:36:39):
Major all of us sit down and wait because she
knew that her and two, three, four kids would be
a big pain in the butt for everyone else. So
we always sat and wait for the rest of the
plane to a plane.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Yeah, see another example of how SeaBASS and his family
are just better than every ever watchful people. Okay, so
this is because there was kids.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
You can still go.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
People can wait, right exactly. Well that not according to
this lady.

Speaker 18 (01:36:57):
So she blocks again, the pat the back twenty rows
and they're all yelling at her, and she's yelling.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Back, by man, what is wrong with you? I would
hate no wonder if she's back.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Okay, hey you hear there's an argument going on. No,
you should do, dude, make your announcement at that point, Yeah,
I trying to get good audio here, pilot.

Speaker 18 (01:37:31):
So the mom as you could hear there at the end,
her argument is, I haven't said anything to you. Well,
you blocked the aisle. You're not letting people pass.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
You talked with your movement.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
Step to the side, let people walk by and tell
your daughter's there, and then walk together.

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
You figured out, you figured it out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
It's like you're a genius.

Speaker 18 (01:37:46):
Well, because she's getting so much guff, she decides to
up the argument escalations.

Speaker 19 (01:37:56):
Yeah, I'm sorry, you're all trying to get down, he said, excuse.

Speaker 5 (01:38:11):
Me, and then she can come up.

Speaker 20 (01:38:14):
Got out?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
How do I never get that? Lucky?

Speaker 16 (01:38:19):
Sounds like an episode of the Bear. Everyone's just yelling.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Reason.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Yeah, they're screaming for a good reason. Here there's a
guy you would hate it, Sea Bass. He on social media.
His thing is I guess he flies a lot, and
he always has a seat towards the back. And I
think now he's just doing on a purpose because he
makes all these uh social media videos. His whole thing
is like watch how quickly I can deep, I can

(01:38:43):
I can deplay, And so he's pushing through everybody on
the very back, like going around. People are making way
and excuse me, excuse me. And he's on the one
of these big ass planes that have like the live
flat seats in the first class. So there's there's multiple cabins,
there's two two mile first yeah, and so he's just
shoving his way just to see how far up to

(01:39:04):
the front he can get.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
And he just does this on all the flights and
he posts the videos.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
It's kind of the wall and people love it as
much as they loved your food touching videos more than Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:39:14):
I think that is the new term of rage bait.
I think that's that's what that sounds like. Excuse me,
Watch how fast I can get off this.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
Plane, like mowing down everybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
This week in.

Speaker 18 (01:39:23):
Audio, I got something that I say, Sammy's probably aware
of this, but people have found a new way to
waste money on dumb garbage and it is in the
form of something called the boo basket.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Well, yeah, okay, no, we are not aware. What do
you mean? Yes, maybe you and menasar What is a
boo basket? Go ahead, But it's it's basically like a
gift basket, but it's all Halloween themed, right, McDonald's McDonald.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
Like everyone knows.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Yeah, yeah, so Sammy.

Speaker 18 (01:39:54):
The reason I thought you would know this is because
obviously it's a basic, basic lady thing, and so the
idea what he is like for Halloween. Adults want to
get in on the fund. And one way to do
that is to go, let's say to Michael's Greg, buy
a basket, throw a bunch of Halloween garbage. I'm there
and cakes right, and get it to your basic bitch friends.
See I knew it. I knew something else.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Called something else.

Speaker 9 (01:40:17):
Oh yeah, it's called something else. When I was a kid,
it was called something else. It was called getting spooked.
And your friends, you know, your mom would take you
shopping or whatever, and you put a bunch of like
Halloween stuff in a little kind of bucket or whatever, basket,
pumpkin thing, and it just be different Halloween things. It
could be candies or other stuff, and and you don't

(01:40:38):
say who it is, so you have to try and
figure out.

Speaker 16 (01:40:39):
Who spooked you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
And then once you get spooked, you spook someone else
and you get stuff and bring it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
To this.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Those friends secret for Halloween.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
Even you're just dropping off at your door, suddenly you
open your door.

Speaker 18 (01:40:54):
That's close to this, but it's not exactly this. This
is specifically designed for basic bitches. I'll tell you this
because I found it on TikTok and that's where they
all live. And this is a lady describing what's in
a This is a standard basic boo basket.

Speaker 23 (01:41:04):
Okay, let me show you how to make every girl's
dream boo basket.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
First, you're going to start off with a basket.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
This one's from home.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Sound.

Speaker 23 (01:41:10):
Some sort of plush blanket, something cozy to wear, either
a sweatsuit or pajamas, thugs or a neutral sneaker, a
water bottle for fumer, body mess, a candle, some cozy socks,
a fall mug, and their favorite lip products. Lastly, some
sort of stuffed animal. Bonus points to the jellycat.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
So this is just like a gift basket at a party.

Speaker 9 (01:41:30):
It sounds like she's having a sleepover party and everyone's
getting adult friends.

Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
Yes, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
That exists, are going to crash.

Speaker 5 (01:41:42):
At my place. I didn't know I had to get them.

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
Give you do, but some people do because they like
to blankets, a cozy mug.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
It's one thing that friend stays over your house. But
you as an adult called a sleepover party.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
I would hope not.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
Real.

Speaker 9 (01:41:59):
Yeah, I mean, if you're to come and drink, and
we're gonna and you're gonna spend the night, and we're
going to start in our pajamas, because why are we
getting dressed.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
We're not going anywhere. We're all sleeping here.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
Don't get me wrong, seeing if I sleep over, I
would love a gift basket. But I didn't know this require.

Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
That's not it's not required.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
But people there's certain social media feeds where I see
this happening. Yeah, and then well, when I was a kid,
the gift basket, the boo basket, it was just like
a bunch of reeses and you never got that. Yeah,
but you can't get ripped off in so many ways.

Speaker 16 (01:42:30):
Is there something for Halloween you can't.

Speaker 18 (01:42:32):
Give candy to your girlfriend or your girlfriends? I should say,
because look get fat?

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
So, speaking of that sea bass, are you familiar with
the switch witch? I just heard about this a few
years ago. When parents don't want their kids to have candy,
they haul their you know, pillowcase full of candy home,
and then in the morning, the switch witch takes all
the candy and leaves you a little toy, so you
don't actually get to have any candy.

Speaker 18 (01:42:54):
Actually, that does sound like something your about might My
mom was that sounds like Sammy's mom all.

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
But that you're not allowed to have that much candy.
So you get a toy and she takes all your candy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
That's awful, I know. Switch which, Hey, we're gonna bring
it down to the dentist's office.

Speaker 18 (01:43:12):
Well, Greg, it's because boom baskets have become such a
thing on the almost of the tik tards that this
guy a boyfriend who claims to have a girlfriend. You'd
be the judge, Greg, it's just really for his girlfriend.

Speaker 20 (01:43:27):
All right, let's make a boo basket for my girlfriend.
Our first things first is his basket. I got it
at Michael's. I tried finding a really big basket that
didn't look too generic, and I like the vible of
this one. He kind of gives off that fallow up.
So the first thing I'm gonna do is line some
of this basket with.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
This caution tape.

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
Now we're going to put on the boat on the front.

Speaker 20 (01:43:43):
Is the bowt I think it matches the vibe perfectly.
The last thing we gotta do before we add stuff
in the basket, is putting some spiderwebs inside?

Speaker 18 (01:43:50):
All right, If you're buying baskets and decorating them with
bows for your girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:43:55):
He's probably that sounds like something a teacher would do, true,
like a like a middle school teacher. But my gaitar
is broken, I will admit, but I'm not getting a
gate vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
I'm a way better gaitar. And yeah, I get like
just like dumb bro vibes from there. Yeah, like young dumb.
You wanted to keep the gal young and dumb, right,
she's worth the bud. Yeah, I think it would have
been a little bit more like jazzed up. They're just
like caution taste knows what she likes. Yeah, okay, were
a little more elaborately.

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
I will make a confession.

Speaker 18 (01:44:27):
Yeah, when I was maybe twenty years old and I
was dating my first college girlfriend, I might have done
something like I would have been something funny. I would
have screwed with her somehow. He did what you know
these things, don't try to curb it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Just tell us.

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
If boo baskets had been a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
Exactly because that, well, what did you do? No, I
didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:44:50):
Okay, it's something he would have done.

Speaker 18 (01:44:52):
Maybe I would have screwed with her somehow, but I
see myself being lured into that whipidness.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
Did you ever make a chick a mixtape?

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
Noah, and thought that old grandpa.

Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
If people did, it was still called a mixtape, even
though it was on a sandad like three years younger
than you know, four or five. But no, I never did. No, no,
nothing like that. All right, I got one more.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
Okay, this is actually funny.

Speaker 18 (01:45:20):
This is some guy named Twig sixty nine, and I
just love his voice and his delivery when he made
his wife a boot basket.

Speaker 11 (01:45:25):
All right, your wife hasn't divorced you yet, Well, let
me show you how to make her.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
A boat basket.

Speaker 11 (01:45:31):
To get us a basket, we went through her perse
and we found out what kind of makeup she wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Who bought that makeup and put.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
It in there?

Speaker 11 (01:45:37):
Some falk blankets and whatnot in there, but thankful movers
in here for found hours. Five blow. Now we're gonna
get this little brown one throat in that basket. You
can never go wrong with cane, and she likes now
and later, So we're gonna get a couple of leagues.
Aston found this butterfinger we're gonna throw in there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
She likes down leaders. That's so weird. How do you
eat those with no teeth? Yeah, he was missing, pulled
all the teeth out exactly. That guy is super gang.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Oh I think I.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Know this, and let's put the wraps on the week
in audio.

Speaker 18 (01:46:19):
You know what I love is unnecessary and made up slang.
It's super cool, and I think we should always adopt
every new piece of slang that comes out.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
Yes, because it's fun.

Speaker 18 (01:46:27):
It's funny, and so that's what preach this pre well,
you might have been using that one for too much longer.
This is what is coming out of Indiana, of all places. Yes,
they have their own slang according to a TikToker chicken syrup.
And he's gonna introduce He's gonna introduce us to what
you say if you're in the eye. Okay, in the eye,
because every every city has to like call itself the

(01:46:49):
d or the I.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
Oh, okay, I got you, because you gotta be cool.
All right, We're about to push on some Indiana lingo.

Speaker 17 (01:46:54):
This is what we say in the R.

Speaker 20 (01:46:56):
First up, we don't say lion and we don't say captain,
we say creaming brother.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
But like this, I got two bad bitches at the crib.
You creaming god, I'm not cream it, bro, I'm not creamy.
Just stay creaming? Are you stay creaming? I mean in
your cities? That means something way different.

Speaker 18 (01:47:14):
And this next one you might think he's saying a
different word, but he's saying d I H d I H.
The more Indiana slang d H.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
And then we don't be saying bro, I don't got
no bros.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
If I'm not your bro, what am I? You might?
Did my dick did? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Shout out my shout out my dick, my.

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
This is real. It seems to be. It seems to be.
But again every we heard, well, if you're listening in
Indy and Indye one O three, if you're listening in
the eye, tell us that God Indy one O three three,
hit us up on the text over the two nine?
Next is he keep it a one hundred? No creaming?

Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
Did I not heard that one? Let's I tell you
the six seven one dude, that's all my daughter and
her friends. That's all they say. They answer to everything.
Six seven I heard hell, and it means absolutely nothing.

(01:48:16):
It doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (01:48:18):
Tell her to be better, but don't you have homework?

Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
Okay, well as soon as dinner's done, you need to
do that before you think six seven six seven, Hey,
guess what on on Friday? You got invited to a
to a sleepover at your friend's house. Six seven six.

Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
I thought, why, it's like a swear jar?

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
What doesn't make anything?

Speaker 6 (01:48:41):
Back in the day, like the slang would semi make sense,
and it would, but now it's just like wherever.

Speaker 18 (01:48:46):
That's my official stances. Because of the Internet, it's all
too fast and too disposable. It means nothing goes.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
There are a bunch of videos where the kids are
sitting there and the parents they said it up and
uh the wife with the mom calls the dad daddy,
oh hey, can.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
You pass the sugar there?

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
Daddy?

Speaker 11 (01:49:08):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
So daddy, what time? And like oh god, like in
the teenage, you know, son or daughter? Oh are you?

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
Are you serious? Stop that you? How does it feel?

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
But every generation is like this. It's made fun of
you for saying rad yeah yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:49:27):
Uh.

Speaker 18 (01:49:27):
This week in audio, I love this next audio, so
uh I have you've heard recently on the show I've
called the cops on three card Monty scammers.

Speaker 1 (01:49:34):
But they're worse overseas because.

Speaker 18 (01:49:37):
You have the gypsies and they love setting up in
like London Bridge and the Eiffel Tower in those areas,
and I think, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
This is great, and they're really really good at pit pocking.

Speaker 18 (01:49:46):
Yeah and so, and they'll they'll be in groups too,
So like one person be running three card Monty and
he'll have three or four you know, other gypsies around him,
and they'll be pickpocketing and walking out for cops and
calling alerts. So these guys have said, uh, screw it.
I don't care about these damn scammers. This is outside
the Eiffel Tower. One guy's got a water gun. I
think guys got pepper spray and they just go right out.

Speaker 3 (01:50:04):
That's different than what I saw was this woman and
she got pickpocketed and they took her something in her
passport and she grabbed this bitch by the hair.

Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
Wouldn't let her go, and she's like nope, and she
cut please, Yeah, she wouldn't. She would not.

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
And this chick is crying victim and screaming as if
she's the one who's been done wrong. It's like, no bitch,
And this one got her passport and her stuff back.
And then the chick who is the pickpocket got arrested. Yeah,
just grabbed her by her hair. But these are the
guys messing with the three card monty dudes and guns
and pepper.

Speaker 10 (01:50:38):
Sprays, shoos shoos, shove us.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
A bunch of gypsy.

Speaker 18 (01:50:51):
If you're gonna pull this off, you gotta have a
couple of people, because when you run up to the
three card MONI scammer with your water gun.

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
They got they got back up. You don't. You don't
know who they are.

Speaker 18 (01:51:00):
There's three four dudes and women all around watching out
for you, so you gotta have you got to bring
back up is going to be a rumble.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
But why are you even going up to that too?
Three card months, three car.

Speaker 18 (01:51:12):
You and me, I get what it is we do,
but this dopey tourists from Austria forever like people should know.
I remember I was on I did a European study
abroad and the we landed in wherever the hell it was, Czechoslovakia,
and a bunch of all the twenty nineteen year olds
with me saw these old men doing three card Moni
and the shell game and all that crap, and they

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were like.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
Oh, what's this? I could win that?

Speaker 3 (01:51:37):
Well, you know, six seven six seven. All right, one
more clip this week in audio.

Speaker 18 (01:51:42):
All right, this is speaking of overseas stuff. This is
a lady whose father went to Ely and her dufist. Dad,
as I've told some people in this room, tried to
order authentic Italian chicken parmigan.

Speaker 5 (01:51:57):
And the waiter said, what the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
He knows what it is? It doesn't make exist, it
doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
I don't know what it means.

Speaker 1 (01:52:09):
Yeah, I'll tell you what I'm gonna you. Okay, it
may not be on your menu, and it may not
be authentic.

Speaker 2 (01:52:21):
You know what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
You lying liar.

Speaker 5 (01:52:23):
He looked like a good giant mess of garbage in
the past, the way you do.

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
He is disgusted. Yeah, no exist, he here.

Speaker 6 (01:52:37):
I believe it though in like deep Italy, they would
have no idea, right because non tourist place deep fried
chicken with cheese and sauce and rolls.

Speaker 5 (01:52:45):
Again, it's it's a fat American thing.

Speaker 18 (01:52:46):
But to think that that's some kind of authentic Italian dish,
or that somehow you would judge a.

Speaker 5 (01:52:51):
Restaurant, particularly Parmesan, is Italian. But we're like, hey, you
know what would be better.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
For the Red Sticks and the never ending Salid Yeah?
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