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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm not sleep sleep Wow, redline is not. This is
wood We are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Friday morning. Welcome to Friday.
It's October tenth, twenty twenty five. On warning, that's Greg Gory.
(00:22):
Happy birthday month to menace, Happy birthday months again to
add to myself as myself. Are you gonna tap it
in your own supply there already? Yeah, there's a Ginigrad.
Hey we got Seaball, you've got Sammy Morgan is here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can send us a text if you like, go to
two two nine eight seven. I forget who threw the
(00:45):
idea out there for We're gonna get into a topic
or something that you can jump in on if you'd like,
on the phones or on a text, but like a
tell us something that you did, and it's got to
be something that would make it difficul called for us
to try to guess is this something that you did
as just being a dumb kid or were you a
(01:06):
drunk adult?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Good question. Yeah, So tell us about something that you
did and then we could try to guess if he
did that as a dumb kid or as a drunk adult.
Now you don't have to colling just yet. We'll open
up the phones. Uh, when we get to that point here,
it'll be it's gonna be like in the next segment,
we can open the phones. We have some stories on
our own that we're gonna try to guess. Everybody submitted things.
(01:28):
We put them into the into the heat.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Drunks and kids have a lot in common.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, yeah, real, that's where you do all your double.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Done the site.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And since it's a it's a Friday, it's a turn
up day, and we're also going into the hole that
maybe you were a drunk adult menace Uh was talking
about like some drink that you've been hearing about. And
so we have menaced the mixologist because menas as we
heard he was a bar back at one point. Yeah,
I was. Yes, I worked at a bar. U. When
you're a bar back, you're not allowed to make drinks though, right, Oh,
you're learning you're like an apprentice because every time I'm
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at a bar, it's busy. I'm trying to be patient,
wait my turn, and you see an employee, so you
get excited, like, oh no, that's just the guy who's
straightening up the glasses or using their cool glass washer thing.
They use the glass washer and you go hey, then
they go I can. I figured there was like a
rule they could. But yeah, I mean, like what if
it was in the industry, it's just a simple beer
(02:20):
or something not maybe.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The bartender asks him, yeah, yeah, if you need like
if they need help, if they're slammed, and they about
sharing tips at that point, and yeah, what is this drink? Okay,
so this drink I have been seeing online for a while,
but I didn't think it was real. And if you
if you google it, I'll say it's clickbait. But you'll
see a lot of people making the drinks on TikTok
(02:46):
and Instagram. Yeah, now that's until I got to Florida.
When I got to Florida. On the streets of Miami,
I saw kids like grabbing of age, grabbing products to
make this drink.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Kids of age.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, kids age making the drink. And the drink is
called a b B L Now BBL big Beautiful Lady
is a big beautiful lady?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Beat box?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What is beatbox again? Remind me? I know buzzball beat boxes.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's a pretty whiny sort of thing the girls love
and for local mixed together.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh God, I gotta ask because all of these products
are in the same category of drink, which is trashy
drinks for poor people, college which is poor Yeah, so
I'm right again.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Why mix them though? Because it's just cool? Exactly what
do they call it when you would go to like
a like a fast food place.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
To take.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, no, you just just take all the different sodas
and nix them all together. Was called a suicide?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I think the answer is when you know what I
just explained was I think this kind of just started
as a joke, you know, like it is clickbait, like
people aren't actually doing it.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Do you have ice? No, but they're all cold I've
been keeping. Was gonna say, it's all room temperature nastiness
all mixed together. That being said, menace.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I could see.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I could see myself in my college days having buzzball,
for local.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And beat box together. Okay, now do you know the
proper yeah ratio. I'm sure there's a proper one.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Equals of these three ingredients. I've only tried the buzzball
thinking I would love it, and I hate it. This
is the blue, But I never tried the four local.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay, so is it great? We have tried the four lost?
I thought, I remember the four logo taste all right?
So I know there are different flavors of buzzball. There's
different flavors over the other. But when you make one
of these bbls, are they are they specific? Or you
can get any of them?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I didn't find. I didn't find like, oh, you're supposed
to use this for local use.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, you're supposed to use this creative?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yes, So what I picked did? I picked flavors that
I think they would probably go together. So I have
the blue buzzball, I have this sour grape for Loco,
which smells like gasoline, and they all do the beat
box lemonade lemonade?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
So what kind of smells like yeasty medicine?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I think that was a good question, question, would you?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
But a pointless question because once you start throwing all
these things together.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Who all right?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You know? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But I figured that because every time you hear about oh,
how do you make whatever? Yeah, bitters and this, and.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm sure if you have a refined palate you can
taste the difference between.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
This also reminds me of a board menace, which, by
the way, that is all the rage. I was every
every big street festival, mat kids, young adults, I should.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It is just a plastic like milk, judge U just
filled with randomness.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Liquor, Well, the big they there's usually a base of liquor,
then a ton of gatorade, and then like some kind
of ivy, like liquid ivy.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Actually, I figured like she loves this kind of stuff.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Tast yet smell is accurate, like medicine.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
When I smell you know, I smell I smell cheap wine.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Really, I smell nothing but the.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Grat smells like grape diamond tap.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yes, Greg, you're right with the gasoline though, that's definitely
in there.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, here's here's here's more though, and you're even wearing
a purple sweatshirt. She's ready. You were ready for this? Yeah,
that's that's good every day?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, all right, and then don't by the way, that buzzball,
it's technically it's berry cherry lime aid.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's all fruit in every so we've got lime made lemonade.
And then okay, who do you think is most likely
to like it?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh? Craig for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Greg I was gonna say, Morgan, I'll tell you why, Morgan,
because she's a bowler. She's a uf c R. Yeah yeah,
the youngest, and this this seems like it would be
like more poor. Well yeah, it's more in her in
her wheelhouse.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Which is pretty gangster.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Right, yeah, yeah, you're not a square, So go ahead
Morgan first, okay, all right, and poker.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Face yeah, okay, yeah, it's not. I was thinking it
would be pretty gross. It's not.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What's the forward flavors of the grape.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Uh yeah, the grape, the.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Grape, the smell grape and like a white wine smell
to it, like a white wine.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I know what you mean, like a sidery.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
I've never had buzzballs or the beat boxes though. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Wow, on scale one of ten, you love one of ten,
what are you giving it?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
I do love one of ten, and I love this number.
I'm gonna give it a seven.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah yeah, us, Greg, you're second likely to like it.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Itsastes strong because.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It has alcohol in it. It's not freaking out, yeah,
not bad bb L Wooden people over.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Kind of refreshing.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
It's okay. You can tell there's alcohol. It's not like
a kid could drink it and think, oh soda, but uh,
it's very grateful.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
All right, let's go to extreme though most likely to
hate it mostly Sammy, Sam Yes, all right, Sammy or Gina.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Drink much you hate it?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, maybe let's try together. Okay, Yeah, well he's a
light beard person.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
At first, it's not bad.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
It does kind of taste like a soda at the beginning,
you think that's not bad, and then when you swallow
it's a very alcohol forward and not in a good way.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
And it's like rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, it's and rubbing alcohol. Yeah, we tried it together.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It hasat burn, yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Wise all three of those are in the thirteen percent range.
So they're all like a strong wine or a cobo woe.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
You know what it should be called.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, I I like it now.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, I'm like a tequila on the rocks guy. Yeah,
the alcohol burn kind of thing. That doesn't bother me,
Like I don't, I don't. I don't mind that. But yeah,
there's like, like you said, there's like that, Like, uh,
I think who said dimond tap? Like that's yeah, that's
that's now.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, nope, yeah, you guys are all correct, and we've
again we've never had a good four loco.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah. I think.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
By the way, Beatbox by itself, Beatbox by itself, girls Love.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
For those of you just tuning in, menas heard about
the drink Menace. The mixologist is here serving up some
drinks to us. And it's a it's a mixture. It's
called a bb L. You might have seen something about
on social media and weren't quite sure people are really
doing it. But it's it's Buzzball, beat Box and four
Local all mixed together. Yeah, and and it's the room
is split, the room is split. Go ahead, Menace. Menace
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is the last one to try it. Oh god anymore?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, I mean I could see drinking this maybe once,
just so I could get buzzed and like power through it.
But it's, like Samy said, very alcohol for it. It's
more it's hard to get like a good flavor.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I feel like this is more for people who the
next step would be drinking hand sanitizer. If it's this
or the hand sanitizer, Yes, you'll drink this first. Then
once this is exhausted, then then it's to the hand sanitized.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I think it's one cup and then the next one
is puke. Right, there's no way you can do multiple cups.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I would put this is the spirit.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You can take the rest home.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Definitely have a hangover.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It'll turn up on a Friday and you love it. Right,
we're opening up the phones now for that question. Tell
us about something and I don't know, maybe you don't
want to share with this, but what's something that you
did as a kid or a drunk adult that it's
hard to tell, Like if you just told us like
I was and I did this, and it would be
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hard for someone to guess if you did that as
a stupid kid or just a drunk adult, which is
one of the same, really, But if you want to
try to stomp us with yours, you can hit us up.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. It's
eight seven seven forty four, woody. Or if you just
like to share it on the text, over to two
two nine eighty seven. I'll keep it ben eye on
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the text and I'll see if the room can get
them like. I'll read it and then if you just
want to put in in like parentheses, you know the
answer kid or a drunk adult. Do that for two
to night seven quick break, and then we'll get to
that next here on the Woody Show, The Woody Show,
on me, right back the Woody Show. All right, So
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did you do this as a kid or as a
drunk adult? What we want you to do is tell
us what you did first, just what it was, no content,
and then we'll try to guess if this happened when
you were a dumb kid or a drunk adult. Yeah,
uh yeah, we'll go to the phones here real quick.
Eight seven seven forty four? What he only because that
(12:19):
they've been holding. They held through the entire break hown. Hey, Marie,
what's up?
Speaker 10 (12:25):
Why? How's it going?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
All right, so give us the story, and then we're
gonna try to guess. Don't tell us yet if his
kid or adult? But yeah, so, what what did you do?
Speaker 10 (12:35):
I crapped my pants and hit him under the bathroom sink.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Crapped and then hit them under the bathroom sink. God,
I've done this as a drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
And a kid. Yeah, I have my guess.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
That could go either.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm gonna say I'm saying adult.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I'm saying drunk adult as well. I think a kid
might not be that embarrassed about that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
But that depends on how young of a kid.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Right, But a drunk adult would be more.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
If a sharp yeah, exactly, because of a kid, then
you would probably talk to an adult about you.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
I'm gonna take the under I'm gonna say kid, because
the kid will think it's in the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
No one will ever find it, no one will ever
look there. How little kids think they're hiding it behind
like a like a sign post. You know I can
see right, yes, exactly? All right, Morgan, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Well, I screened your call souse.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, okay, all right, So Marie, what is it? Was
it as a kid that you grabbed your pants and
hid the evidence or as a drunk adult?
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Definitely a drunk adult, drunk.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Animal.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Were you at home or at a party?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, with somebody else's house.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
I went with my girlfriend at some dude's house that
she was going to hook up with and started getting
really sick and so I was like barfing. And the
best part is that I was wearing one of his
pairs of basketball shorts.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So I don't know what happened to those basketball shorts.
Oh here they are.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Did your friends still get to hook up with him
or did you ruin it?
Speaker 10 (14:08):
No? No, she she got her.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I Marie, thank you for the call. Appreciate Listen to
the Woe Show. Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, Hey,
good morning.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
How are you guys doing.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
We're doing great? All right, So give us your story,
but don't tell us yet if it was a something
he did as a kid or as a drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
But what happened?
Speaker 11 (14:27):
Yeah, so, uh day that night wake up? Did entered
on the lights, go into the restroom instead of using
the toilet to take a PiZZ Yeah, pretty much opened
the cupboard under the sink and I just be in there.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Okay, okay, all right, so I'll spoil it. This was
this was gonna be mine as well. But yeah, it
wasn't a cabinet. It was the oven open open the
oven door, right, yeah, yeah, like walked into walked into
the kid open the oven door, which stopped before I
did it. So we stopped before I did. So what
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was it a kid or as a drunk adult? Now,
people in the room who know the story don't say anything,
but let's guess on Brian. First, I will say, I
will say that happened as I'll go, you know, I'll
go last.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I'll go last.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Because I think I'm comparing it to my own, my
own story. Yeah, yeah, I have a bias.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Unless he is like a notorious sleepwalker. I'm gonna say drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Adult, drunk adult. Yeah, this freaks of drunk adult, drunk adult.
I'm going an adult all day, drunk adult. Did you
talk to him? Morgan? Stopped on your job?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
So, Brian, was it as a kid or a drunk
adult that this happened?
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (15:43):
I actually it was as a kid. I guess I couldn't.
I probably was like four or five years old. I
just seemed right to just pee in there instead of.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
On the dude. Same.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, I was a little I was a little kid.
I was probably a maybe. But I was sleepwalking. Yeah,
I was sleepwalking and my mom said, Yeah, my mom said,
I woke up and I walked out of the bedroom
and she's like talking to me. She goes, hey, honey,
what are you doing? What do you I wasn't saying anything.
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I was just walking went into the kitchen, open up
the oven door, and I was getting ready to take
a leak, and no, no, no, no, no, no no, she
like redirected me and we went into the bathroom. Yeah,
all right, Brian, thank you for the call. I appreciate
you all.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
I get that though, because when I was little, I
tried to wash my hands on the toilet because I
thought it was a kid's sink.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
So it's are pretty domp.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So in the in the studio, top had the official top. Yeah,
everybody put something in here, so I don't know how
these Okay, so it's on the bathroom one. So this
is somebody here on the show. I went to the
bathroom and wiped with my hand because there was no
toilet paper around. Was that as a kid or as
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a drunk adult?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Gotta be kid? Are we also guessing who it was?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
We can try to guess who it is that is vile.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I'll say it's Sammy. As a drunk adult's.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Gonna say Sammy also a lot of toilet paper like that,
and she's done desperate things in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
For me, it was gonna be gonna be between Sammy
and then Menace.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't think Mannis would ever do that.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I don't know. I thinkur and I think I think
drunk he certainly would really think about it, like he's
a totally different gas behind a plant.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, but wiping.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
My God, it.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Would just shower.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
I'm going Sammy, but as a kid, Yeah, Sammy kid. Yeah,
I'm saying Morgan as a kid, Morgan.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Morgan's another good guess who was like something I do first?
Whose is this?
Speaker 7 (17:54):
This is mine?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
It's like know you?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
And was as a kid or as a drunk adult
as a kid.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Yeah, when I was a kid, I was at.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Our dance studio that notoriously was always running out of
toilet paper and the one bathroom that it had, and
it was very little. I went to go to the
bathroom and there was no toilet paper left, so I
wiped with my hand and then I walked out and
my mom was talking to like some of the dance
teachers and like other parents, and I just walked up
to my mom and I said there was no toilet
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paper so I had to wipe with my hand. And
my mom's just mortified because other people now heard me
say that, and she just looked at me and she goes,
well did you wash your hands? And I was like,
I can't reach the.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Sink because it was so high.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
I walked out with Pete on my hand and she
ran me to the by would.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Have to change dance studio.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
You got a move?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
All right, let's see here. How about how about this one?
Speaker 12 (18:50):
I told the dentist that he had bad breath and
had ugly teeth.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
All right, kid, all day.
Speaker 12 (18:58):
That's a kid that he had bad breath and had
ugly teeth.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Well, who's going to the Dennis dre It's either kid
or like your rock bottom at aa.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, Dennis kind of buzz. Yeah, what if you're clapping
zach ks drunk or nebriated? I guess so, yeah, you're
not so sure.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
I wasn't a drunk adult. I was cammered at a party.
It was this arrogant dentist there. He was being a
jerk to my friend who's a teacher. He told him
that for an educator, you aren't very smart. So I said, well,
for dentists, you have terrible breath. Then your breath smells
like a swamp. I got some laugh and he called
me a hole walked off.
Speaker 13 (19:39):
You know.
Speaker 12 (19:39):
Actually, it's probably the only thing I ever did well
while hammered.
Speaker 14 (19:43):
Okay, I like that, Okay, how about I like that?
This one out says, oh here's another one.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh my gosh, there's so much at Peede inside a
department store a dress room. Oh, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Say, I think.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
With menace kid, menace drunk, Yeah, shopping malls, Morgan adult,
Morgan adult, I'll say menace kid, menace kid? All right,
who's is Pete inside the department store dressing room?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
And we recently talked about somebody. It came up somehow
that somebody Pete in a dressing room because it happens
quite frequently. Yeah, and me today thinks, what an a hole?
And then I realized, oh my god, I did that
because I was a kid. I was with my brother
at some department store and I told him I had
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to use the bathroom. We couldn't find it, and he said,
go do the in the dressing room. Everybody does it.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
So I went in and just speed, Oh wow, animal,
I want to pick this one because it was folded
up very.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
Tiny, and I'm just curious like that means they don't
want it open.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered
it while barefoot. Okay, so that's not gonna be myself
or menace because we're not about to get up on
anything like that. You don't think, Yeah, Ga, Gina might.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
I'm going Gina in college so drunk.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm thinking it's it's gotta be between Gina and Morgan. Yeah,
I'm gonna go Sammy's too light to break anything. She's
too tiny, She's too small. Morgan drunk, Morgan drunk. I'll
see that, Morgan dunk.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I'll say, Morgan kid, Morgan kid, Morgan drunk is a
good call.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
But I was going Gina. I'm gonna stick with Gina.
Gina drunk, Gina drunk all right, who stood on an
all glass coffee table and shattered it while barefoot?
Speaker 8 (22:07):
That was mes adult adult.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
This was during COVID times when we were like locked
in the house, like the early stages of it, and
I was drinking with my friends and I thought, oh,
it would be a really good idea to get on
my glass coffee table barefoot, start dancing and just instantly
shattered the whole thing. Wow, but it was it was
cool experience.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
That was a cool experience.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
I mean, give me something to do.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, oh, here's another table one. I jumped on a
table and started to do the robot while people cheered
around me. Okay, this is just seems very mena menace,
menace drunk. I'm gonna say menace kid. I jumped on
a table and started to do the robot while people
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cheered around me.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Drunk.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Yeah, I say menace kid.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
I'm going Gina. I'm going Gina drunk, all right?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Would you say drunk and it's drunk menace woody kid, Sammy,
men is drunk, men is drunk. I'm going with I'm
going with Gina. I get on this one, but I'm
gonna say drunk adult, drunk adult, all right? So who
jumped onto the table and started to do the robot
while the people cheered around them.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
That would be me.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Sounded it was Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
It was the eighties.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
There was some restaurant Shane called Tunes. It was basically
like a Chuck e Cheese And I was really into
this one song at the time. It was by Huey
Lewis in the news called Hip to Be Square, Yeah,
but I thought it was called Hip to Be Hip
Hit the B Square when I was a kid, Hit
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the B Square, I don't know, square in the face.
They were playing bingo or something. I don't know why,
but I got the lyrics wrong. But for some reason
that songs are playing, so I got on the table
and started doing the robot and people love the robots.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
A hip to be square.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah yeah, dude, it's a banger right here, come on,
get on the table.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Day is still alive? Right yeah, he's a super into golf. Sorry,
show us your moves, man, can you retire?
Speaker 15 (24:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Don't be square? The table to stand up? Yeah, we
do because the robot.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Needs to be taking care.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Come on, like you mean, people cheer when you do that.
I was more you look back then dumb doing that?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
They love that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, okay, that is that you or a robot. I
have some more, but we do we have to take
a break, so well we'll take the break, then we'll
come back. Did you do it as a candor or
as a drunk doll? And people are texting theirs over
to but this this one is super obvious. I just
came in superclue quarters to the floor of the gym
to watch people kick them for days. Adult, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
That's a kid thing.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That's like a frank that's drunk adult, I'll do it tomorrow.
That's a that's a high school kid. One faculty he
fell so hard and all the students are laughing at her.
More what it shows next second? Alright, so it did
happen as a kid or did it happen as a
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drunk adult?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Either way, proud of these moments.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
I knocked the tooth out whip.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I knocked the tooth out while skipping.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
While skipping, This could be a red herring, tricky do
you think kid?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Definitely?
Speaker 13 (25:49):
Could I knocked the tooth out wiping drunk drunk adult.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Skipping?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I agree, you think it would be a kid. I
think it's a It's also kind of the way like, dude,
I threw my back out sneezing. I think it's part
of the delivery.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I'm thinking it's drunk adult. Drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, I'm going to do the obvious.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I had a co worker she knocked out her front
teeth while drunk. Yeah, like just going down the side.
Let's find out I was.
Speaker 13 (26:19):
A drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (26:20):
So I was skipping down the app in Delray when
my chill accidentally caught a cracked sidewalk and I fell
forward and my tooth actually got entangled with an older
woman's shawl. By the time I landed, the tooth was gone.
I am not sure if it was the shawl or
the concrete it took it out, but regardless, my tooth
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was self just kept going down the street.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, remember when you were a kid and you did
have a tooth that was loose to anybody ever, like
do the tie to a doorknob thing? Yeah, last second,
just dangling on by a thread? All right, so this
is somebody in the room. I had a pen, but
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I couldn't find any paper, so I wrote my thoughts
down on the leather couch instead. Kill me and Greg
if if it was as a kid, he wouldn't have
survived his parents.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
To Woody on this one, that does seem woody ish.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, you've done stuff like that, right, didn't you like
poke holes in the seat or something of my mom's car?
She had the front bench set of the super sweet
Chrysler le Baron. That was that was a kid?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I was a kid. That's compelling minus woody kid.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah yeah, woody kid? Yeah, all right, yeah, everybody?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, I had a pen but I couldn't find any paper,
so I wrote my thoughts down on the leather couch instead.
Whose is that?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
That was me?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I was a kid?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
I was being ignored by my mother, who was on
the phone.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I asked for a piece of paper.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
She wouldn't give me one. She was talking to some
broad and I said, wait a second, we have white
leather couches. That's way better than a piece of paper.
Just scribbled and scribbled. By the time she got off
the phone, she was so furious she was shaking. She
started crying. So until I was in high school, we
just had a big orange afghan throw.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
What did you explain to her that it was her
fault not giving you?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
I made that crystal crib and then she accepted that
there was no problem. What did you write on the
couch and scribbling my thoughts and my dreams, my doodles.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I'll give you, guys one more. Tried to steal a
street signs that's now the does like to do traffic.
Tried to steal a street sign? Who did it? Who
did it? And was it as a kid or as
a unk adult?
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Woody R.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Greg?
Speaker 8 (29:02):
Yeah, for sure, I think Greg as a kid. I'm
going Greg drunk, Greg drunk, I'll go Greg kid.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I'm going Greg kid. Because we heard about you know
that story that his dad told where he and his
friends would like like la and get people think their
bodies and he's like the street traffic. Yeah, I'll say,
oh yeah, I'll say Greg Kid, great.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Kid, Greg Kid, wood Kid.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
All right, I'm going drunk. Tried to steal a street
sign that was me.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Drunk.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
What was the sign? Say humps.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Because growing adults basically thirty years old?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
My friend Haddy. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
My friend had bought a house. I mean, we're in
buying houses stage of life, and on her street, the
street was spelled two different ways on the street sign.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
One street sign had it spelled one way, the other
one had it spelled a different way. And I said, well,
if we you know, one of them, they have to
replace it because they weren't replacing it, and there was
all this confusion.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
So we did cheer stunts to.
Speaker 9 (30:06):
Try and get oh my god sign and tried to
take it down.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
It didn't work, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
The heart mission.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I have a similar story that I've shared on air
where we were drunk and my my friend had a
note parking sign out on the front of their house
and it was on a wood post. So we when
we were drunk, we sowed it and we like cut
it down and then we threw it in a lake
and they never replaced it.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, so you can work there all the time.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Yeah, it was a drunk team. We stole I don't
know what you call them when there's a construction zone.
Not a sawhorse, but those sandwich board type things where
they put a blinking yellow light on top. And so
I stole that and I put it at my girlfriend's
house at the time, in her backyard. But it was
so bright with the blinking I thought this is going
to be distracting, so I threw it on her roof
the plane.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I was probably seventeen and drunk.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Nice was it a kid or a drunk adult?
Speaker 15 (30:56):
I got kicked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay, first of all, r I p Sweet Tomatoes place fast.
That place was great.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
It's like a salad bar. Yeah great, So she put
her mouth on the like soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Descund for sure.
Speaker 15 (31:14):
I got picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I would so like, you're gonna be drunk and sweet
sweet tomatoes. Don't you crave more greasy stuff than you're drunker. Like, hey, guys,
I'm so hammerds go hit the salad bar?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
And did they kick out kids or did they just
tell their parents to watch them.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I'm going drunk and I'm also going to kill drunk
adult pizza? Right they did?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah? They did?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
All right, let's find out.
Speaker 12 (31:44):
So, yeah, I was a drunk adult. I put my
mouth all over the ice cream.
Speaker 15 (31:48):
I came out and I have no idea why I
kept doing it, but I did.
Speaker 10 (31:53):
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
Yeah, they kicked me and my girlfriend out.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Well there you guys, how you play? Was it a
kid or drunk adult? We gotta do that again. We're
gonna take a break. Eight seven seven forty four. What
do if you want to call in about whatever it
is this wanting to be a part of whatever it
is you want to be a part of. You can
also send us your Friday check ins. You can send
us your text over to two two nine eight seven
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I'm not sleep sleep Wow, redline is not. This is
wood We are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Friday morning. Welcome to Friday.
It's October tenth, twenty twenty five. On warning, that's Greg Gory.
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Happy birthday month to menace, Happy birthday months again to
add to myself as myself. Are you gonna tap it
in your own supply there already? Yeah, there's a Ginigrad.
Hey we got Seaball, you've got Sammy Morgan is here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can send us a text if you like, go to
two two nine eight seven. I forget who threw the
(00:45):
idea out there for We're gonna get into a topic
or something that you can jump in on if you'd like,
on the phones or on a text, but like a
tell us something that you did, and it's got to
be something that would make it difficul called for us
to try to guess is this something that you did
as just being a dumb kid or were you a
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drunk adult?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Good question. Yeah, So tell us about something that you
did and then we could try to guess if he
did that as a dumb kid or as a drunk adult.
Now you don't have to colling just yet. We'll open
up the phones. Uh, when we get to that point here,
it'll be it's gonna be like in the next segment,
we can open the phones. We have some stories on
our own that we're gonna try to guess. Everybody submitted things.
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We put them into the into the heat.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Drunks and kids have a lot in common.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, yeah, real, that's where you do all your double.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Done the site.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And since it's a it's a Friday, it's a turn
up day, and we're also going into the hole that
maybe you were a drunk adult menace Uh was talking
about like some drink that you've been hearing about. And
so we have menaced the mixologist because menas as we
heard he was a bar back at one point. Yeah,
I was. Yes, I worked at a bar. U. When
you're a bar back, you're not allowed to make drinks though, right, Oh,
you're learning you're like an apprentice because every time I'm
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at a bar, it's busy. I'm trying to be patient,
wait my turn, and you see an employee, so you
get excited, like, oh no, that's just the guy who's
straightening up the glasses or using their cool glass washer thing.
They use the glass washer and you go hey, then
they go I can. I figured there was like a
rule they could. But yeah, I mean, like what if
it was in the industry, it's just a simple beer
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or something not maybe.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The bartender asks him, yeah, yeah, if you need like
if they need help, if they're slammed, and they about
sharing tips at that point, and yeah, what is this drink? Okay,
so this drink I have been seeing online for a while,
but I didn't think it was real. And if you
if you google it, I'll say it's clickbait. But you'll
see a lot of people making the drinks on TikTok
(02:46):
and Instagram. Yeah, now that's until I got to Florida.
When I got to Florida. On the streets of Miami,
I saw kids like grabbing of age, grabbing products to
make this drink.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Kids of age.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, kids age making the drink. And the drink is
called a b B L Now BBL big Beautiful Lady
is a big beautiful lady?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Beat box?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What is beatbox again? Remind me? I know buzzball beat boxes.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's a pretty whiny sort of thing the girls love
and for local mixed together.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Oh God, I gotta ask because all of these products
are in the same category of drink, which is trashy
drinks for poor people, college which is poor Yeah, so
I'm right again.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Why mix them though? Because it's just cool? Exactly what
do they call it when you would go to like
a like a fast food place.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
To take.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, no, you just just take all the different sodas
and nix them all together. Was called a suicide?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I think the answer is when you know what I
just explained was I think this kind of just started
as a joke, you know, like it is clickbait, like
people aren't actually doing it.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Do you have ice? No, but they're all cold I've
been keeping. Was gonna say, it's all room temperature nastiness
all mixed together. That being said, menace.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I could see.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I could see myself in my college days having buzzball,
for local.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And beat box together. Okay, now do you know the
proper yeah ratio. I'm sure there's a proper one.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Equals of these three ingredients. I've only tried the buzzball
thinking I would love it, and I hate it. This
is the blue, But I never tried the four local.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay, so is it great? We have tried the four lost?
I thought, I remember the four logo taste all right?
So I know there are different flavors of buzzball. There's
different flavors over the other. But when you make one
of these bbls, are they are they specific? Or you
can get any of them?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I didn't find. I didn't find like, oh, you're supposed
to use this for local use.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, you're supposed to use this creative?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yes, So what I picked did? I picked flavors that
I think they would probably go together. So I have
the blue buzzball, I have this sour grape for Loco,
which smells like gasoline, and they all do the beat
box lemonade lemonade?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
So what kind of smells like yeasty medicine?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I think that was a good question, question, would you?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
But a pointless question because once you start throwing all
these things together.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Who all right?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You know? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But I figured that because every time you hear about oh,
how do you make whatever? Yeah, bitters and this, and.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm sure if you have a refined palate you can
taste the difference between.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
This also reminds me of a board menace, which, by
the way, that is all the rage. I was every
every big street festival, mat kids, young adults, I should.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It is just a plastic like milk, judge U just
filled with randomness.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Liquor, Well, the big they there's usually a base of liquor,
then a ton of gatorade, and then like some kind
of ivy, like liquid ivy.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Actually, I figured like she loves this kind of stuff.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Tast yet smell is accurate, like medicine.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
When I smell you know, I smell I smell cheap wine.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Really, I smell nothing but the.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Grat smells like grape diamond tap.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yes, Greg, you're right with the gasoline though, that's definitely
in there.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, here's here's here's more though, and you're even wearing
a purple sweatshirt. She's ready. You were ready for this? Yeah,
that's that's good every day?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, all right, and then don't by the way, that buzzball,
it's technically it's berry cherry lime aid.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's all fruit in every so we've got lime made lemonade.
And then okay, who do you think is most likely
to like it?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh? Craig for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Greg I was gonna say, Morgan, I'll tell you why, Morgan,
because she's a bowler. She's a uf c R. Yeah yeah,
the youngest, and this this seems like it would be
like more poor. Well yeah, it's more in her in
her wheelhouse.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Which is pretty gangster.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Right, yeah, yeah, you're not a square, So go ahead
Morgan first, okay, all right, and poker.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Face yeah, okay, yeah, it's not. I was thinking it
would be pretty gross. It's not.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What's the forward flavors of the grape.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Uh yeah, the grape, the.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Grape, the smell grape and like a white wine smell
to it, like a white wine.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I know what you mean, like a sidery.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
I've never had buzzballs or the beat boxes though. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Wow, on scale one of ten, you love one of ten,
what are you giving it?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
I do love one of ten, and I love this number.
I'm gonna give it a seven.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah yeah, us, Greg, you're second likely to like it.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Itsastes strong because.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It has alcohol in it. It's not freaking out, yeah,
not bad bb L Wooden people over.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Kind of refreshing.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
It's okay. You can tell there's alcohol. It's not like
a kid could drink it and think, oh soda, but uh,
it's very grateful.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
All right, let's go to extreme though most likely to
hate it mostly Sammy, Sam Yes, all right, Sammy or Gina.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Drink much you hate it?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, maybe let's try together. Okay, Yeah, well he's a
light beard person.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
At first, it's not bad.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
It does kind of taste like a soda at the beginning,
you think that's not bad, and then when you swallow
it's a very alcohol forward and not in a good way.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
And it's like rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, it's and rubbing alcohol. Yeah, we tried it together.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It hasat burn, yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Wise all three of those are in the thirteen percent range.
So they're all like a strong wine or a cobo woe.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
You know what it should be called.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, I I like it now.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, I'm like a tequila on the rocks guy. Yeah,
the alcohol burn kind of thing. That doesn't bother me,
Like I don't, I don't. I don't mind that. But yeah,
there's like, like you said, there's like that, Like, uh,
I think who said dimond tap? Like that's yeah, that's
that's now.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, nope, yeah, you guys are all correct, and we've
again we've never had a good four loco.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah. I think.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
By the way, Beatbox by itself, Beatbox by itself, girls Love.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
For those of you just tuning in, menas heard about
the drink Menace. The mixologist is here serving up some
drinks to us. And it's a it's a mixture. It's
called a bb L. You might have seen something about
on social media and weren't quite sure people are really
doing it. But it's it's Buzzball, beat Box and four
Local all mixed together. Yeah, and and it's the room
is split, the room is split. Go ahead, Menace. Menace
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is the last one to try it. Oh god anymore?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, I mean I could see drinking this maybe once,
just so I could get buzzed and like power through it.
But it's, like Samy said, very alcohol for it. It's
more it's hard to get like a good flavor.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I feel like this is more for people who the
next step would be drinking hand sanitizer. If it's this
or the hand sanitizer, Yes, you'll drink this first. Then
once this is exhausted, then then it's to the hand sanitized.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I think it's one cup and then the next one
is puke. Right, there's no way you can do multiple cups.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I would put this is the spirit.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You can take the rest home.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
Definitely have a hangover.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It'll turn up on a Friday and you love it. Right,
we're opening up the phones now for that question. Tell
us about something and I don't know, maybe you don't
want to share with this, but what's something that you
did as a kid or a drunk adult that it's
hard to tell, Like if you just told us like
I was and I did this, and it would be
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hard for someone to guess if you did that as
a stupid kid or just a drunk adult, which is
one of the same, really, But if you want to
try to stomp us with yours, you can hit us up.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. It's
eight seven seven forty four, woody. Or if you just
like to share it on the text, over to two
two nine eighty seven. I'll keep it ben eye on
(11:37):
the text and I'll see if the room can get
them like. I'll read it and then if you just
want to put in in like parentheses, you know the
answer kid or a drunk adult. Do that for two
to night seven quick break, and then we'll get to
that next here on the Woody Show, The Woody Show,
on me, right back the Woody Show. All right, So
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did you do this as a kid or as a
drunk adult? What we want you to do is tell
us what you did first, just what it was, no content,
and then we'll try to guess if this happened when
you were a dumb kid or a drunk adult. Yeah,
uh yeah, we'll go to the phones here real quick.
Eight seven seven forty four? What he only because that
(12:19):
they've been holding. They held through the entire break hown. Hey, Marie,
what's up?
Speaker 10 (12:25):
Why? How's it going?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
All right, so give us the story, and then we're
gonna try to guess. Don't tell us yet if his
kid or adult? But yeah, so, what what did you do?
Speaker 10 (12:35):
I crapped my pants and hit him under the bathroom sink.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Crapped and then hit them under the bathroom sink. God,
I've done this as a drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
And a kid. Yeah, I have my guess.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
That could go either.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm gonna say I'm saying adult.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I'm saying drunk adult as well. I think a kid
might not be that embarrassed about that.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
But that depends on how young of a kid.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Right, But a drunk adult would be more.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
If a sharp yeah, exactly, because of a kid, then
you would probably talk to an adult about you.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
I'm gonna take the under I'm gonna say kid, because
the kid will think it's in the cabinet.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
No one will ever find it, no one will ever
look there. How little kids think they're hiding it behind
like a like a sign post. You know I can
see right, yes, exactly? All right, Morgan, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Well, I screened your call souse.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, okay, all right, So Marie, what is it? Was
it as a kid that you grabbed your pants and
hid the evidence or as a drunk adult?
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Definitely a drunk adult, drunk.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Animal.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Were you at home or at a party?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, with somebody else's house.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
I went with my girlfriend at some dude's house that
she was going to hook up with and started getting
really sick and so I was like barfing. And the
best part is that I was wearing one of his
pairs of basketball shorts.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So I don't know what happened to those basketball shorts.
Oh here they are.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Did your friends still get to hook up with him
or did you ruin it?
Speaker 10 (14:08):
No? No, she she got her.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I Marie, thank you for the call. Appreciate Listen to
the Woe Show. Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, Hey,
good morning.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
How are you guys doing.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
We're doing great? All right, So give us your story,
but don't tell us yet if it was a something
he did as a kid or as a drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
But what happened?
Speaker 11 (14:27):
Yeah, so, uh day that night wake up? Did entered
on the lights, go into the restroom instead of using
the toilet to take a PiZZ Yeah, pretty much opened
the cupboard under the sink and I just be in there.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Okay, okay, all right, so I'll spoil it. This was
this was gonna be mine as well. But yeah, it
wasn't a cabinet. It was the oven open open the
oven door, right, yeah, yeah, like walked into walked into
the kid open the oven door, which stopped before I
did it. So we stopped before I did. So what
(15:06):
was it a kid or as a drunk adult? Now,
people in the room who know the story don't say anything,
but let's guess on Brian. First, I will say, I
will say that happened as I'll go, you know, I'll
go last.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I'll go last.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Because I think I'm comparing it to my own, my
own story. Yeah, yeah, I have a bias.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Unless he is like a notorious sleepwalker. I'm gonna say drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Adult, drunk adult. Yeah, this freaks of drunk adult, drunk adult.
I'm going an adult all day, drunk adult. Did you
talk to him? Morgan? Stopped on your job?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
So, Brian, was it as a kid or a drunk
adult that this happened?
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (15:43):
I actually it was as a kid. I guess I couldn't.
I probably was like four or five years old. I
just seemed right to just pee in there instead of.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
On the dude. Same.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, I was a little I was a little kid.
I was probably a maybe. But I was sleepwalking. Yeah,
I was sleepwalking and my mom said, Yeah, my mom said,
I woke up and I walked out of the bedroom
and she's like talking to me. She goes, hey, honey,
what are you doing? What do you I wasn't saying anything.
(16:15):
I was just walking went into the kitchen, open up
the oven door, and I was getting ready to take
a leak, and no, no, no, no, no, no no, she
like redirected me and we went into the bathroom. Yeah,
all right, Brian, thank you for the call. I appreciate
you all.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
I get that though, because when I was little, I
tried to wash my hands on the toilet because I
thought it was a kid's sink.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
So it's are pretty domp.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So in the in the studio, top had the official top. Yeah,
everybody put something in here, so I don't know how
these Okay, so it's on the bathroom one. So this
is somebody here on the show. I went to the
bathroom and wiped with my hand because there was no
toilet paper around. Was that as a kid or as
(17:02):
a drunk adult?
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Gotta be kid? Are we also guessing who it was?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
We can try to guess who it is that is vile.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I'll say it's Sammy. As a drunk adult's.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Gonna say Sammy also a lot of toilet paper like that,
and she's done desperate things in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
For me, it was gonna be gonna be between Sammy
and then Menace.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't think Mannis would ever do that.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I don't know. I thinkur and I think I think
drunk he certainly would really think about it, like he's
a totally different gas behind a plant.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, but wiping.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
My God, it.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Would just shower.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
I'm going Sammy, but as a kid, Yeah, Sammy kid. Yeah,
I'm saying Morgan as a kid, Morgan.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Morgan's another good guess who was like something I do first?
Whose is this?
Speaker 7 (17:54):
This is mine?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
It's like know you?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
And was as a kid or as a drunk adult
as a kid.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Yeah, when I was a kid, I was at.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Our dance studio that notoriously was always running out of
toilet paper and the one bathroom that it had, and
it was very little. I went to go to the
bathroom and there was no toilet paper left, so I
wiped with my hand and then I walked out and
my mom was talking to like some of the dance
teachers and like other parents, and I just walked up
to my mom and I said there was no toilet
(18:29):
paper so I had to wipe with my hand. And
my mom's just mortified because other people now heard me
say that, and she just looked at me and she goes,
well did you wash your hands? And I was like,
I can't reach the.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Sink because it was so high.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
I walked out with Pete on my hand and she
ran me to the by would.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Have to change dance studio.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
You got a move?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
All right, let's see here. How about how about this one?
Speaker 12 (18:50):
I told the dentist that he had bad breath and
had ugly teeth.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
All right, kid, all day.
Speaker 12 (18:58):
That's a kid that he had bad breath and had
ugly teeth.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
Well, who's going to the Dennis dre It's either kid
or like your rock bottom at aa.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, Dennis kind of buzz. Yeah, what if you're clapping
zach ks drunk or nebriated? I guess so, yeah, you're
not so sure.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
I wasn't a drunk adult. I was cammered at a party.
It was this arrogant dentist there. He was being a
jerk to my friend who's a teacher. He told him
that for an educator, you aren't very smart. So I said, well,
for dentists, you have terrible breath. Then your breath smells
like a swamp. I got some laugh and he called
me a hole walked off.
Speaker 13 (19:39):
You know.
Speaker 12 (19:39):
Actually, it's probably the only thing I ever did well
while hammered.
Speaker 14 (19:43):
Okay, I like that, Okay, how about I like that?
This one out says, oh here's another one.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh my gosh, there's so much at Peede inside a
department store a dress room. Oh, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Say, I think.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
With menace kid, menace drunk, Yeah, shopping malls, Morgan adult,
Morgan adult, I'll say menace kid, menace kid? All right,
who's is Pete inside the department store dressing room?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
And we recently talked about somebody. It came up somehow
that somebody Pete in a dressing room because it happens
quite frequently. Yeah, and me today thinks, what an a hole?
And then I realized, oh my god, I did that
because I was a kid. I was with my brother
at some department store and I told him I had
(20:53):
to use the bathroom. We couldn't find it, and he said,
go do the in the dressing room. Everybody does it.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
So I went in and just speed, Oh wow, animal,
I want to pick this one because it was folded
up very.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
Tiny, and I'm just curious like that means they don't
want it open.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered
it while barefoot. Okay, so that's not gonna be myself
or menace because we're not about to get up on
anything like that. You don't think, Yeah, Ga, Gina might.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
I'm going Gina in college so drunk.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm thinking it's it's gotta be between Gina and Morgan. Yeah,
I'm gonna go Sammy's too light to break anything. She's
too tiny, She's too small. Morgan drunk, Morgan drunk. I'll
see that, Morgan dunk.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I'll say, Morgan kid, Morgan kid, Morgan drunk is a
good call.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
But I was going Gina. I'm gonna stick with Gina.
Gina drunk, Gina drunk all right, who stood on an
all glass coffee table and shattered it while barefoot?
Speaker 8 (22:07):
That was mes adult adult.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
This was during COVID times when we were like locked
in the house, like the early stages of it, and
I was drinking with my friends and I thought, oh,
it would be a really good idea to get on
my glass coffee table barefoot, start dancing and just instantly
shattered the whole thing. Wow, but it was it was
cool experience.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
That was a cool experience.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
I mean, give me something to do.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, oh, here's another table one. I jumped on a
table and started to do the robot while people cheered
around me. Okay, this is just seems very mena menace,
menace drunk. I'm gonna say menace kid. I jumped on
a table and started to do the robot while people
(22:56):
cheered around me.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Drunk.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Yeah, I say menace kid.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
I'm going Gina. I'm going Gina drunk, all right?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Would you say drunk and it's drunk menace woody kid, Sammy,
men is drunk, men is drunk. I'm going with I'm
going with Gina. I get on this one, but I'm
gonna say drunk adult, drunk adult, all right? So who
jumped onto the table and started to do the robot
while the people cheered around them.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
That would be me.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Sounded it was Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
It was the eighties.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
There was some restaurant Shane called Tunes. It was basically
like a Chuck e Cheese And I was really into
this one song at the time. It was by Huey
Lewis in the news called Hip to Be Square, Yeah,
but I thought it was called Hip to Be Hip
Hit the B Square when I was a kid, Hit
(23:52):
the B Square, I don't know, square in the face.
They were playing bingo or something. I don't know why,
but I got the lyrics wrong. But for some reason
that songs are playing, so I got on the table
and started doing the robot and people love the robots.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
A hip to be square.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah yeah, dude, it's a banger right here, come on,
get on the table.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Day is still alive? Right yeah, he's a super into golf. Sorry,
show us your moves, man, can you retire?
Speaker 15 (24:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Don't be square? The table to stand up? Yeah, we
do because the robot.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Needs to be taking care.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Come on, like you mean, people cheer when you do that.
I was more you look back then dumb doing that?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
They love that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, okay, that is that you or a robot. I
have some more, but we do we have to take
a break, so well we'll take the break, then we'll
come back. Did you do it as a candor or
as a drunk doll? And people are texting theirs over
to but this this one is super obvious. I just
came in superclue quarters to the floor of the gym
to watch people kick them for days. Adult, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
That's a kid thing.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That's like a frank that's drunk adult, I'll do it tomorrow.
That's a that's a high school kid. One faculty he
fell so hard and all the students are laughing at her.
More what it shows next second? Alright, so it did
happen as a kid or did it happen as a
(25:34):
drunk adult?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Either way, proud of these moments.
Speaker 13 (25:39):
I knocked the tooth out whip.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I knocked the tooth out while skipping.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
While skipping, This could be a red herring, tricky do
you think kid?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Definitely?
Speaker 13 (25:49):
Could I knocked the tooth out wiping drunk drunk adult.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Skipping?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I agree, you think it would be a kid. I
think it's a It's also kind of the way like, dude,
I threw my back out sneezing. I think it's part
of the delivery.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I'm thinking it's drunk adult. Drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, I'm going to do the obvious.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I had a co worker she knocked out her front
teeth while drunk. Yeah, like just going down the side.
Let's find out I was.
Speaker 13 (26:19):
A drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (26:20):
So I was skipping down the app in Delray when
my chill accidentally caught a cracked sidewalk and I fell
forward and my tooth actually got entangled with an older
woman's shawl. By the time I landed, the tooth was gone.
I am not sure if it was the shawl or
the concrete it took it out, but regardless, my tooth
(26:42):
was self just kept going down the street.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, remember when you were a kid and you did
have a tooth that was loose to anybody ever, like
do the tie to a doorknob thing? Yeah, last second,
just dangling on by a thread? All right, so this
is somebody in the room. I had a pen, but
(27:08):
I couldn't find any paper, so I wrote my thoughts
down on the leather couch instead. Kill me and Greg
if if it was as a kid, he wouldn't have
survived his parents.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
To Woody on this one, that does seem woody ish.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, you've done stuff like that, right, didn't you like
poke holes in the seat or something of my mom's car?
She had the front bench set of the super sweet
Chrysler le Baron. That was that was a kid?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I was a kid. That's compelling minus woody kid.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah yeah, woody kid? Yeah, all right, yeah, everybody?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, I had a pen but I couldn't find any paper,
so I wrote my thoughts down on the leather couch instead.
Whose is that?
Speaker 4 (27:58):
That was me?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I was a kid?
Speaker 6 (28:01):
I was being ignored by my mother, who was on
the phone.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I asked for a piece of paper.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
She wouldn't give me one. She was talking to some
broad and I said, wait a second, we have white
leather couches. That's way better than a piece of paper.
Just scribbled and scribbled. By the time she got off
the phone, she was so furious she was shaking. She
started crying. So until I was in high school, we
just had a big orange afghan throw.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
What did you explain to her that it was her
fault not giving you?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
I made that crystal crib and then she accepted that
there was no problem. What did you write on the
couch and scribbling my thoughts and my dreams, my doodles.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I'll give you, guys one more. Tried to steal a
street signs that's now the does like to do traffic.
Tried to steal a street sign? Who did it? Who
did it? And was it as a kid or as
a unk adult?
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Woody R.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Greg?
Speaker 8 (29:02):
Yeah, for sure, I think Greg as a kid. I'm
going Greg drunk, Greg drunk, I'll go Greg kid.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I'm going Greg kid. Because we heard about you know
that story that his dad told where he and his
friends would like like la and get people think their
bodies and he's like the street traffic. Yeah, I'll say,
oh yeah, I'll say Greg Kid, great.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Kid, Greg Kid, wood Kid.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
All right, I'm going drunk. Tried to steal a street
sign that was me.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Drunk.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
What was the sign? Say humps.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Because growing adults basically thirty years old?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
My friend Haddy. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
My friend had bought a house. I mean, we're in
buying houses stage of life, and on her street, the
street was spelled two different ways on the street sign.
Speaker 9 (29:55):
One street sign had it spelled one way, the other
one had it spelled a different way. And I said, well,
if we you know, one of them, they have to
replace it because they weren't replacing it, and there was
all this confusion.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
So we did cheer stunts to.
Speaker 9 (30:06):
Try and get oh my god sign and tried to
take it down.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
It didn't work, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
The heart mission.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I have a similar story that I've shared on air
where we were drunk and my my friend had a
note parking sign out on the front of their house
and it was on a wood post. So we when
we were drunk, we sowed it and we like cut
it down and then we threw it in a lake
and they never replaced it.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, so you can work there all the time.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Yeah, it was a drunk team. We stole I don't
know what you call them when there's a construction zone.
Not a sawhorse, but those sandwich board type things where
they put a blinking yellow light on top. And so
I stole that and I put it at my girlfriend's
house at the time, in her backyard. But it was
so bright with the blinking I thought this is going
to be distracting, so I threw it on her roof
the plane.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I was probably seventeen and drunk.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Nice was it a kid or a drunk adult?
Speaker 15 (30:56):
I got kicked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay, first of all, r I p Sweet Tomatoes place fast.
That place was great.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
It's like a salad bar. Yeah great, So she put
her mouth on the like soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Descund for sure.
Speaker 15 (31:14):
I got picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I would so like, you're gonna be drunk and sweet
sweet tomatoes. Don't you crave more greasy stuff than you're drunker. Like, hey, guys,
I'm so hammerds go hit the salad bar?
Speaker 7 (31:33):
And did they kick out kids or did they just
tell their parents to watch them.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I'm going drunk and I'm also going to kill drunk
adult pizza? Right they did?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah? They did?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
All right, let's find out.
Speaker 12 (31:44):
So, yeah, I was a drunk adult. I put my
mouth all over the ice cream.
Speaker 15 (31:48):
I came out and I have no idea why I
kept doing it, but I did.
Speaker 10 (31:53):
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
Yeah, they kicked me and my girlfriend out.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Well there you guys, how you play? Was it a
kid or drunk adult? We gotta do that again. We're
gonna take a break. Eight seven seven forty four. What
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