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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener this question.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it fly.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
America?

Speaker 5 (00:22):
This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody. Wait, today is October tenth,

(00:49):
twenty twenty five, and my friends, today is Friday. Yeah, man,
it's a it's about like a triple week, but that
we've made it. Good week. Thank you for being here.
My name is what he that's Greg Gory. Hi, we
got Menace hid month boy, there's Gina gren Sea Bats

(01:11):
is here, we got Sammy Morgan's here, Vaughan's here, we
got the board, we got Menji and you are here.
Thank you for joining us. Let's get through the morning
as quickly as we can't into the weekend. It is
the Woodie Show and the rough plan for today. We're
gonna try to accomplish today. Of course fail stories that

(01:34):
always happens. Also on Friday's our dumb ass contest to
do you want Q give you a chance to win
some stuff there we got some of the trending news headlines.
Maybe just maybe what do you show Friday? Oki? I
think it's been what two weeks? Yeah, it's been a
couple of weeks since Friday. Oki also Menace the mixologist. Yes,

(01:54):
I don't know, is this like a like a boozy
drink or is it just a regular one. It's a boozy.
It's a boozy. H Okay, So Mena Menace brought stuff in.
Let's hart's hard. I did work as a bar back
at a bar for a little while, so I know
how to make some drinks. Yeah, all right, so Menace
brought in some stuff for us to try and yeah,

(02:17):
and then to the we'll get a bunch of other stuff.
Whatever we can do to get through this morning into
the weekend as quickly as possible. Boy, I'm telling you,
I'm ready for that. Yeah, I don't I don't know
what you guys got planned this weekend, but I got
a pretty relaxed weekend, which is nice. Uh. We we
had plans that were canceled. Oh so yeah, we were
supposed to have like some obligation this weekend, and now

(02:38):
that's open. Now the next two weekends are certainly spoken for.
But you know that's that. That's fine. As we start
getting into this last half of the year, I just
think this is the time of year where everything's ft
pretty much, you know, it's a roller coaster ride until
the end of the year. Yeah. Just uh, there's so much,
you know, get the start getting into the holiday stuff.
Yea work for whatever seems to get busier. It just

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like at this time of the year. I'll tell you why.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Well, at least a lot of other companies they need
to spend their money before the years. Yeah, and so
they just start spending it.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
And it's where are companies spending money? Like our company.
Our company just did a bunch of like cutbacks, you know,
and so they just laid off a bunch of people.
I would say, people that spend money in advertising, they
have to spend it. I've never understood that you'd like
use it or lose it. Yeah, I don't get it.

(03:31):
Like you have the money now, if you already have
that money set aside, and let's say it's December thirtieth,
why can't I spend that money on January the fourth.
It's not new money. It's like it's money you already
set aside.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
It's like you're tricking yourself.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Now, I'm not smart. I'm not like any kind of
like a business accountant or anything like that. Or it
has to be for tax reasons.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Yeah, that's what I thought too, for taxes, because isn't
marketing spending money on marketing sort of a tax right
off if you will.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (03:58):
I guess it depends on the business. Right Maybe it
doesn't expense. People say it right offs. Right off does
not mean free.

Speaker 9 (04:03):
Yeah, it means no, but it's still being used to
offset what you spent sort of.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Okay, some of the stuff that we do on the show,
some of the stuff that we give away, like we'll
go out. We know that you guys want X, y Z,
so we'll go out and we will purchase these items,
right because rather than having somebody chase down somewhere from
the company that makes the thing that everybody wants. By
the time all that happens, everything gets signed off or whatever. Uh,
there's the new whatever it is, it's out. You don't
want anymore. Yeah, you don't want anymore. It takes forever.

(04:29):
We would still be given away like iPhone eights for sure,
and now we're up to seventeen. But you know, so
we have like this budget and I get yelled at
about it all the time. It's in my contract. It's
actually like the number of the dollar amount that we
had to spend throughout the entire year on those type
of things. It's written out in my contract, really yeah,

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because I didn't want them to be able to, like,
you know, take it away, and I just wanted to
be to be locked in there and writing it's it's
not something. They go, well, we're going to allocate this
amount of money toward second quarter spending for promotion ice
for the year. It's for the year. But every couple
of months I get the call from the department to go, well, you, uh,

(05:10):
you didn't spend what you were supposed to spend in
the first quarter, and so, uh, how are you planning
to I'm not. I think why would if if it's
not for a specific purpose. I'm not going to spend
it just to spend it, I guess, is my point.
And what's interesting about this is that I'm getting all
the pressure to spend it just to spend it. So
it makes sense for whatever their their bookkeeping is, all right, yeah,

(05:33):
But then when you actually need money, and let's say
it's it's something else around here where it's not part
of my contract or part of somebody else's contract, and
it's something that's needed they're broke right right always, there's
there's no money for that. You were just yelling at
me over here to spend to just spend it. Well,
whatever you gotta, you gotta spend it on something. What

(05:54):
into the wind basically like, oh, I don't have any
real thoughtful reason for this, into the wind out the
other side of your mouth over here, there's something that
you really need?

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Ye yeah, And they no, sorry, I deal with in
their pockets inside and other ways.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Broke when it works to be fair, and we're ragging
on the company that we work for, I do understand
that we do it. We do it all the time.
We do it, and let's be I know they're talking
smack about us a lot, but it's not just this company,
it's all companies. All companies do that, and to be honest,
is a good problem to have, at least with us.
What do you mean we actually have money? And that

(06:30):
was because years ago had the foresight to you know,
make sure and put that put it in the contract,
because they were already at that point they were giving
us that money, but it wasn't in the contract. We
just put it the contract. So it's just all clean
and officially, like Okay, your.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Mistake because you have to revisit this every year.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, but I still have to have that every couple
of months. Spend money for the sake of spending money.

Speaker 10 (06:51):
Hang up, Yeah, well I.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Remember that kind of along those lines. I worked for
a radio station that was owned by CBS, and they
would do advertising for CBS TV, And I said, why
do they have to pay for that, because they would
pay for those ads for a company that they own.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
They're like, oh, it's separate departments.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
We do that. Yeah, yeah, we do that with this
company too, because you know other stations that we are
on throughout the country that are owned by this company,
that station has to pay the same company to carry
the show. So it's really weird. And it's just from
one pocket model one pocket to another pocket and so

(07:31):
they can basically, I just I don't know, just make
the books.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
Yeah, make it look like that format is making money.
But I do you just put advertising dollars into that
whatever it was.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
It'd be like me running a check to myself and
putting it in the mail and then go in the
mailbox and getting excited about it.

Speaker 10 (07:48):
It's just a loop.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
It just circles around, like my mom always says, it's
like robbing Peter to pay Paul right one.

Speaker 10 (07:55):
So anyway, it's weird, Yeah, very strange.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I guess this is what you learn in business. Cool, right, Yeah, sure,
I'll to tell you.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
There's there's an idea that I had that I mentioned
to a couple of people and the company did not
like the idea.

Speaker 10 (08:08):
Oh yeah, oh you talent.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I told you that's so funny. Yeah, see, as you'd
like it because it's it's multi layered. Yeah, it's it's
multi layered.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
And yeah, it's very complex talking about talking.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
About robbing Peter to pay Paul kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Definition.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
They did not like that. That's a story for another time, definitely.
Eight seven four Woodie hit us up with the text
over to two two nine eight seven. We got some
more Friday Woody Show coming up for you. Next. Hang on,
what do you show?

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Back back in a few you're right back.

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Speaker 5 (09:07):
You better give it all These pear shape men looking
just like the mom and Show. Welcome back everybody. Yeah,
it's a Friday morning that part ripped, ripped, nips up,
drifting love it. It's October tenth, and today is uh,
there's there's there's a couple of days. I really there
are a couple of holidays. I really hate today.

Speaker 11 (09:28):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
I don't like the fact it's World Day against the
Death Penalty. Oh I don't like that. Hate that. It
is also World plant based Burger Day.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Hate that.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Rough so far?

Speaker 10 (09:43):
Remember those were going to be the next big thing.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Yeah, well people realize they're not as healthy.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Oh waits oh wait yeah? Uh And today's World Porridge Day,
which I don't mind what it is. I hate the
word porridge. Por porridge is one of those words. You
know how people they don't like the word moist, you know,
something something like that. Porridge is one of those it's discussed.
I don't know, it just sounds disgusting. Poor, sounds like

(10:12):
maybe because maybe because pores maybe And then what it
is they like lumpy oatmeal? And then like is that
coming out of the pores like por era slop? Yeah,
I guess, like I think more, you know, I guess
the image that comes up and I hear porrige is
more like a discharge. Oh my god, what is that?
What is that?

Speaker 12 (10:32):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (10:33):
It's porridge. It's poor spillage.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Yeah, like old timey.

Speaker 13 (10:39):
I think Goldilocks and three Bears.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
They gave us when we're beast games. Was gruel freama wheat? Right?
There's also Inclusion Day. Exciting, It's World Homeless.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Day, fun fun, World egg Day.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Okay, National Angel food Cake Days with Greg. That's boring
up on that. Here you go, Menace, what's the what's
what's the big bag? Right now? It's National Handbag Day.
Menace is always keeping up with the latest trends on
on what bags are popping in the holidays. Be out

(11:18):
there buying.

Speaker 14 (11:18):
I would say Jack Moose pretty hot on the high
end bag front. But then I mean the like I said,
the trend is actually just get affordable bags right now?

Speaker 10 (11:32):
Okay, thank god, that's right, you did.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
You did mention that it's called ross dress for last Yeah.
People still going crazy for those Trader Joe bags things
like that. But but like the shopping bags yeah crazy.

Speaker 8 (11:45):
I thought I was.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Talking about like purses. Yeah, yeah, for ladies, for the
ladies and gay gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
So jacka Boo is pretty hot, but it's the I
can never say it right, it's uh me moum.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
I think that would probably be the hottest how do
you say it would be the hottest up.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
And coming brand. Yeah, well, we're gonna have the entertainment
stuff here and then the birthdays and the porno birthday
on the way here in just a second, menace, what
do you got for us?

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Well, have you guys been praying because I know it
happened a couple of days ago. Well, there has been
a small update. Gene Simmons of the band Kiss got
in a car crash.

Speaker 10 (12:26):
Yeah, I just kept scrolling.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
He was driving a Lincoln Navigator and apparently passed out
while driving. And the latest update is his wife said
that he recently changed medications and he needed to drink
more water.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
That's my wife's answer to everything. Head water drink more water. Nauseous,
drink more water. You're in a bad mood, drink more water.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Did you ever hear about like when Joe Coy talks
about his mom with the vis Yeah, yeah, vix vapor
for everything. Were you here? Like where was it was
a Greek people with windows? We nixed wind decks like yeah,
like my wife, it's water. Yeah, water cures everything, or
like a stona will tell you that weed cures everything.
It does.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
I know, I try to drink water in the morning
on the way to work, but I feel it makes
me tired. Yeah, too healthy, My body's like rejected. Dude,
where's the ghost? Where's the sugar free red Bull?

Speaker 10 (13:21):
And sim it's pro tip you're rich enough to afford
a self driving cyber truck. Just get that way you
won't crash.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Or a driver.

Speaker 10 (13:27):
Thank you for a driver.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
All right now.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
I didn't even know this was happening, or at least
a rumor that Eugene Levy and Ryan Reynolds were beefing.

Speaker 9 (13:36):
They had a few Oh I saw there was a
weird red carpet interaction each other.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (13:41):
Well they're both from Canada, right.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
They're both also so they feature the rumor all sorry,
because one of those lip readers who I haven't seen
on social media for quite a while, but it was
hot for a second where they would just read lifts
of celebrities at certain events and yeah, one lip reader
said that they were swearing out you show that on
the carpet. But those rumors have been squashed because Ryan

(14:05):
Reynolds just recently did a screening of the documentary that
he did about John Candy, John Candy, I Like Me
now available today actually on Amazon Prime, Greg, so you
like that, watch.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
If you want to watch it.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
And the Yeah, Eugene Levy showed up to the event
and they were hugging and they were talking. So apparently
beef is not. More importantly, the documentary is out today,
so go watch that. Also, you have NFL quarterback a
good friend of Sea Bass, Cam Newton has welcomed babe

(14:42):
baby number nine.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Wait, so I know he has chosen one? Is it
like chosen two? Chosen three? Chosen for no?

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Check this out because I did go to see what
would the baby name be? And it has not been
announcing who knows, but Cam Newton has baby.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
Three women apparently yep, three ladies.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Yeah, I mean what, uh what's his name?

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (15:09):
God damn it? What?

Speaker 10 (15:10):
Okay, so one of those kids is name chosen Sebastian
do whatever, Cashmere saying if you needed any proof besides
his stupid hats, that Cam Newton is a goddamn more
on geez, sovereign, your campbella, your Lorenzo.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
There's a Kia of course, and Shakira okay, moron.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah, well, just to make it even happier, didn't need
to sign a big podcasting deal because he's such a
good broadcast with the with the NFL, or with some
broadcasting company. Good for look that one up. Okay, Uh, well,
speaking about people you need to pray for. Britney Spears
apparently snapped her knee. I don't know that, or she

(15:55):
said she snapped her knee and when she fell down
some stairs on social.

Speaker 10 (15:58):
Media see her barefoot on tyle way too much.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Just naked.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Apparently she says she's okay, and she popped it back
into place, So I'm assuming she dislocated her knee.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
Yeah, just wrapped in like a bandage. It looked like
like it didn't look like anything official.

Speaker 10 (16:16):
Yeah, knowing her, she like threw toilet paper on it,
but I.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Forgot you can dislocate your knee.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Oh yeah you can.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I have never been
around that might have been around a dislocated shoulder.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
My dad once fell in the driveway and his knee
cap was like at a right.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
He talks slower, Greg, so I can masturb.

Speaker 10 (16:37):
Yeah that's hot.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah, I mean the shoulder looks crazy. So say all right, well,
thank you very much, man, no problem, cammune And it's
so cool as it's time for the birthdays.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
And you know we don't and.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
We'll start with the celebrities. We got David Lee, roth
In van Halen, who's seventy one. Mario Lopez overrated in
fifty two. God, is there a person who loves himself
more than Mario Lopez?

Speaker 10 (17:16):
That's confident?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Man?

Speaker 5 (17:17):
What is he?

Speaker 10 (17:18):
What has he done to be like obnoxious? Though he's
just there.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
I think it's I think it's a pretty person syndrome.

Speaker 10 (17:24):
Right, You just still like his pretty face any dance,
you feel like his hot body?

Speaker 7 (17:28):
What what is it?

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Every interaction has just been like this kind of smug,
over the top ego driven. It's yeah, how hotter is he?
How is what which hotter is he a billion times?
There you go? Is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
And that's why he acts like that in the bubble
He carries that burden the.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
Yeah hot person.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Brett Favre, who went from hero to jerk. He's fifty six,
two disease destroyed outfielder for the Pirates and former All Star.
Andrew McCutchen is thirty nine. Bradley Whitford, the actor for
a Muss Swing and Greg Get Out. Yeah, good God.
He's sixty six and Country Music sent your Tanya took her? Yeah, Tan,

(18:13):
you took her? Who's sixty seven? Your porn of Birthday
Today is Nicole Kit and Today's Birthday Girl. She's done
more screwing than a drywall installer and nine fine films
including Nicole Kit Gets a Real Man to d her down, Lucky.
She was in Paging Naughty Nympho Nurse Nicole, also Banging

(18:34):
the Whole Sorority Volume one. She was in Jiggling Jugs
and Birthday Booty. Also All Girl, Outdoor, Three Way, Greg
Rip Outdoors and all What more do you need? And
who can forget her? Unforgetable role in is that a
butt plug?

Speaker 15 (18:50):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (18:51):
What is that that's Nicole kit who's thirty one years
old today. And that's your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning. Look what's happening in
the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. We're
gonna take a quick break to get some more wood Show.
There is it too good? It's pretty good.

Speaker 12 (19:07):
I'm thinking maybe it's not good The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Welcome back, all right. So dude, I am a magnet
for mosquitoes. I've got spray. I told you about the
Cutter outdoor spray. How's that working for you? Greg? If
you know what? It works?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
But I don't use it often enough. You know, like
I find myself out there.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
So it works when you use it, but you don't
use it, it works. I have it sitting there and
then I think, damn it. It works great. It's the
brand is Cutter, It's strong, all yeah. And anything that
that flies and bites like it works? Really? What about
powerful fog?

Speaker 7 (19:47):
What about a noise like gnats? I'm a nats. It
is always like around.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
No not that, but the mosquitoes, man, I swear they
know I'm there from five miles away. Well they can
see me from that far right. But no, I'm saying,
like they know, like, oh, this is a good guy
to bite.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
And they say that you whatever type of blood you have,
they smell it and they like it.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Yeah. So there's always science they're looking into, you know,
what will cause them to buy it? Who do they
bite more? How to get them stop body? Well, these
scientists they did a little experiment this music festival to
figure out what makes some people more attractive to mosquitos.
And they had the festival goers and I've seen people
do this, you know, when they're doing these experiments. They

(20:29):
put their arms into those special cages with all the mosquitoes.
Like why would they do that? I mean, Morgan would
do it for money, that's true, you know, but like, man,
it looks awful, terrible torture. Yeah, so the mosquitoes, you know,
could could smell them and whatever. But the results show
that people who drank beer and had sex the night

(20:51):
before were one point three five times more likely to
attract mosquitos. So if you're drinking beer and bang and
chicks and it probably makes your breath sweet or something. Yeah,
So there's that. And then Brazil has opened the world's
largest mosquito factory.

Speaker 10 (21:06):
When making sterilized ones.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Probably, Yeah, the thirteen hundred square foot sorry square meter factory.

Speaker 10 (21:14):
It's you know, metrics stupid breeds.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
These mosquitoes that are infected with this bacteria which prevents
this virus from developing in their bodies and then stops
transmission to humans. Oh yeah, So the factory can produce
enough mosquitoes to serve a population of one hundred million
people for a year. So these mosquitoes they don't transmit,
but like they're still biting you and giving you mosquito.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
But you're not getting malaria?

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Is there a way, like instead of doing this so
they don't transmit, can we just figure out a way
to murder them all? Like let's let's go and let's
let's make them extinct.

Speaker 10 (21:51):
Yeah, we don't need them for the ecosystem.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Dragonflies, but what else can they eat? Like burgers? Right,
but if you got rid of cows, I would still eat, right,
So if we can just get rid of mosquitos, you know,
like we'll find away greg right, Like, let's heart that
before let's let's uh, let's make something in a lab somewhere.
Then then they could feed the dragonfly, the dragonflies. Yeah,

(22:18):
I'll go out with a little spoon. Yeah, here we go.
There's certain things we don't need, like seeds and watermelon
and mosquitos.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
And I'll one up you in a really negative way.
So let's say that the dragonflies went extinct. Okay, also
dragon you know who is.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
True?

Speaker 7 (22:36):
There are just like bugs, they're so mythical.

Speaker 10 (22:40):
What is the prettiest bug, best of the worst? O
god under your head? You have to say butterflies?

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Butterflies?

Speaker 13 (22:48):
He hates that the.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Most butterfly like they forget but lady bugs. Yeah, lady bugs.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Even though they're a kind of beetle.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, yeah, you know, Greg is actually a regular old
standard beetle.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Grasshouse. Oh no way, pregnanta, Oh that's his way. He
hates the prestage holders be I don't mind the big
giant fat ones. Hate those.

Speaker 10 (23:14):
What about the cockroach crawling on your shoulder?

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Oh yeah yeah? Or the one that's like still living
here in the studio that we would you.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Guys that I feel pee going to be the tip
to the tip to.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
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Speaker 12 (23:35):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
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It's October tenth, twenty twenty five. On mording, that's Greg Gory.
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two two nine eight seven. I forget who threw the
idea out there? Or we're gonna get into a topic

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or something that you can jump in on if you'd like,
on the phones or on a text, but like a
tell us something that you did, and it's got to
be something that would make it difficult for us to
try to guess. Is this something that you did as
just being a dumb kid or were you a drunk adult? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Good question.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yeah, So tell us about something that you did and
then we could try to guess if you did that
as a dumb kid or as a drunk adult. Now
you don't have to calling just yet. We'll open up
the phones. Uh, when we get to that point here,
it'll be it's gonna be like in the next segment,
we can open the phones and we have some stories
on our own that we're gonna try to guess. Everybody
submitted things. We put them into the into the heat.

(25:02):
Drunks and kids have a lot in common. Yeah. Yeah,
that's where you do all your you're done the site.
And since it's a it's a Friday, it's a turn
up day. And we're also going into the hole that
maybe you were a drunk adult Menace Uh was talking
about like some drink that you've been hearing about, and
so we have menaced the mixologist because Menace, as we heard,
he was a bar back at one point.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yes, I worked at When you're a bar.

Speaker 10 (25:25):
Back, you're not allowed to make drinks though, right.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Oh, you're learning. You're like an apprentice because every time
I'm at a bar and it's busy, I'm trying to
be patient, wait my turn, and you see an employee,
so you get excited like, oh, no, that's just the
guy who's straightening up the glasses or using the cool
glass washer thing. They using the glass washer, and you
go hey, then they go so I can. I figured
there was like a.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Rule they could but yeah, I mean, like if it
was in the industry, it's just a simple beer or
something not allowed. Maybe if the bartender asks him, yeah,
if you need like, if they need help, they're slammed
about sharing tips at that point, and yeah, hierarchy.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
What is this drink?

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Okay, so this drink I have been seeing online for
a while, but I didn't think it was real. And
if you if you google it, I'll say it's clickbait.
But you'll see a lot of people making the drinks
on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah, now that's until I got
to Florida. When I got to Florida. On the streets
of Miami, I saw kids like grabbing of age, grabbing

(26:29):
products to make this drink.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Kids of age, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Kids of age making the drink. And the drink is
called a bb L. Now BBL big Beautiful Lady is
a big beautiful lady, but it is.

Speaker 10 (26:46):
Oh my god, beatbox.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
What is the beatbox again? Remind me? I know, buzzball
beat boxes. It's a pretty whiny sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
The girls love and for Loco my god mix mixed together.

Speaker 10 (27:02):
Oh God, I gotta ask because all these products are
in the same category of drink, which is trashy drinks
for poor people, college kid which is poor yea, yeah,
so I'm right again. Why mix them though?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Because it's just cool? Exactly what do they call it
when you would go to like a like a fast
food place and you takeideline. Yeah, no, you just just
take all the different sodas you mix them all together.
That was called a suicide.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
I think the answer is when you know what I
just explained was I think this kind of just started
as a joke, you know, like it is clickbait, like
people aren't actually doing it.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Do you have ice? No, but they're all cold. I've
been keeping on. I was gonna say, it's all room
temperature nastiness all mixed together.

Speaker 10 (27:51):
That being said, menace.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
I could see.

Speaker 10 (27:53):
I could see myself in my college days having buzzball
for a lokal and beat box together.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Okay, now do you know the proper yeah ratio. I'm
sure there's a proper one.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Equal of these three ingredients. I've only tried the buzzball
thinking I would love it, and I hate it.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
This is the blue. Never tried the four local. Okay,
so is it greg? We have tried the four you did?

Speaker 6 (28:20):
No?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
I remember the four logo taste? Okay? All right? So
I know there are different flavors of buzzball. There's different
flavors over the other. But when you make one of
these bbls are they are they specific? Or you can
get any of them?

Speaker 14 (28:34):
I didn't find.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
I didn't find like, oh, you're supposed to use this
for local you Yeah, you're supposed to use this buzz creative.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Yes, So what I picked it?

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I picked flavors that I think they would probably go together.
So I have the blue buzzball, I have the sour
grape for Loco, which smells like gasoline, and all the
beat Box lemonade lemonade.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
It kind of smells like yeasty medicine.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
I think that was a good question, question, would you?

Speaker 10 (29:03):
But a pointless question because once you start throwing all
these things together.

Speaker 11 (29:06):
Who cares?

Speaker 5 (29:07):
All? Right? Exactly?

Speaker 8 (29:09):
You know?

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah? But I figured, like every time you hear about oh,
how do you make whatever? Yeah, bitters and this and
so the official I'm sure if you have a refined palate,
you can taste the difference between a refined palate for this.

Speaker 10 (29:26):
This also reminds me of a board menace, which kid,
by the way, that is all the rage. I was
every big street festival mat kids, young adults, I should say, is.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Just a plastic like milk, judge U just filled with randomness.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
Liquor, well, the big they there's usually a base of liquor,
then a ton of gatorade, and then like some kind
of ivy, like liquid ivy. I figured like she loves
this kind of stuff.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Smells accurate, like medicine.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
When I smell you know, I smell I smell cheap wine. Really,
I smell nothing but.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
The greats like grape diamond tap.

Speaker 10 (30:03):
Yes, Greg, you're right with the gasoline. That's definitely in there.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah, here's here's here's more decent. Though you're even wearing
a purple sweatshirt.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
She's ready.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
You were ready for this? Yeah, that's that's good.

Speaker 13 (30:15):
Should wear every day.

Speaker 10 (30:16):
Yeah, all right, I mean, and then don't try by
the way, that buzzball, it's technically it's verry cherry lime aid.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
It's all fruit in every.

Speaker 10 (30:28):
We've got limeade, lemonade.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
And then okay, who do you think is most likely
to like it? Greg? Greg, I was gonna say, Morgan,
I'll tell you why, Morgan, because she's a bowler. She's
a U F c R. Yeah, the youngest, and this,
this seems like it would be like more poor. Well yeah,
it's more in her, in her wheelhouse.

Speaker 13 (30:48):
Which is pretty gangster.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Right, yeah, yeah, you're not a square, So go ahead,
Morgan first, okay, all right, yeah.

Speaker 15 (31:01):
Poker face, Yeah, okay, yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 13 (31:04):
It's not. I was thinking it would be pretty gross.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
What's the forward flavors of the grape.

Speaker 13 (31:09):
Uh yeah, the grape.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
The grape is the smell grape and like a white
wine smell to it, like a white wine, I know
what you mean, like a sidery kind.

Speaker 13 (31:18):
I've never had buzzballs or the beat boxes though.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Wow, on scale one of ten, you love one of ten?
What are you giving it?

Speaker 16 (31:24):
I do love one a ten and I love this number.
I'm gonna give it a seven.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Seven Yeah yeah, buzzball, Greg, you're second likely to like it.

Speaker 15 (31:35):
It tastes strong because it has alcohol in it.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
It's not freaking out.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Yeah, not bad bbl wooden people over of refreshing.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
It's okay, it's you can tell there's alcohol it's not
like a kid could drink it and think, oh it's soda,
but uh, it's very grateful.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
All right, let's go to extreme though. Most likely to
hate it mostly Sammy, Sam Yes, all right, Sammy or
Gina drink much?

Speaker 13 (32:03):
Yeah, I mean I think you'll hate it.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Yeah, maybe let's try together.

Speaker 10 (32:07):
Okay, Yeah, he's a light beard person.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (32:15):
At first, it's not bad. It does kind of taste
like a soda at the beginning, you think that's not bad,
and then when you swallow, it's very alcohol forward and
not in a good way, and it's like what rubbing alcohol?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
And rubbing alcohol. Yeah, we tried it together.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Okay. It has a good throat burn. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (32:37):
All three of those are in the thirteen percent range.
So they're all like a strong wine or a cobo wong, you.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Know what it should be called.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
You know, I'm not gonna I know. I like it now. Yeah,
I'm like a tequila on the rocks guy. Yeah, the
alcohol burn kind of thing. That doesn't bother me, Like
I don't, I don't, I don't mind that. Yeah, there's like,
like you said, there's like that, Like I think who
said dimontab like that's yeah, that's that's now. Yeah, yeah, nope, yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:04):
You guys are all correct, and we've again, we've never
had a good four loco.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
By the way, Beatbox by itself, Beatbox by itself, girls Love.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
For those of you just tuning in, menas heard about
the drink Menace, the mixologist is here serving up some
drinks to us. And it's a it's a mixture. It's
called a B B L. You might have seen something
about on social media and weren't quite sure people are
really doing it. But it's it's Buzzball, beat Box and
four Local all mixed together, and it's awful. The room
is split, the room is split. Go ahead, Menace. Menace

(33:37):
is the last one to to try it. Oh god anymore.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Yeah, I mean I could see drinking this maybe once,
just so I could get buzzed and like power through it.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
But it's, like Samy said, very alcohol for it. It's
more it's hard. It's hard to get like a good flavor.
I feel like this is more for people who the
next step would be drinking hand sanitizer. If it's this
or the hand sanitizer, Yes, you'll drink this first, then
once this is exhausted, then then then it's to the
hand sanitized.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
I think it's one cup and then the next one
is puke. Right, there's no way you can do multiple.
This is for the spirit.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
You can take the rest home.

Speaker 13 (34:21):
Definitely gonna have a hangover.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
It'll turn up on a Friday and you love it.
Right four loco. So we're opening up the phones now
for that question. Tell us about something and I don't know,
maybe you don't want to share with this, but what's
something that you did as a kid or a drunk
adult that it's hard to tell, Like if you just
told us I was driving and I did this, and

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it would be hard for someone to guess if you
did that as a stupid kid or just a drunk adult,
which is one of the same, really, But if you
want to try to stomp us with yours, you can
hit us up. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
it's eight seven seven forty four. What or if you
just like to share it on the text over to
two to nine eighty seven. I'll keep it eye on

(35:09):
the text and I'll see if the room can get
I'm like, I'll read it and then if you just
want to put in in like parentheses, you know, the
answer kid or a drunk adult? Do that for two
to night eight seven quick break and then we'll get
to that next you're on the Woody Show. The Woody
Show will be right back the Woody Show. All right,

(35:30):
So did you do this as a kid or as
a drunk adult? What we want you to do is
tell us what you did first, just what it was,
no content, and then we'll try to guess if this
happened when you were a dumb kid or a drunk adult. Okay, yeah,
we'll go to the phones here real quick eight seven

(35:50):
seven forty four Woody only because they've been holding they
helped through the entire break. How long, Hey Marie, what's up?

Speaker 17 (35:58):
By?

Speaker 7 (35:58):
How it going?

Speaker 18 (36:00):
So?

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Uh, give us the story and then we're gonna try
to get don't tell us yet if it was a
kid or adult. But yeah, so, what what did you do?

Speaker 18 (36:07):
I crapped my pants and hit him under the bathroom sink.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Crap, and then hit them under the bathroom saying God,
I've done this as a drunk adult and a kid. Yeah,
I have my guess.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
That could go either.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
I'm gonna say I'm saying adult, I'm saying drunk adult
as well.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I think a kid might not be that embarrassed about that,
but that depends on how young of a kid, right,
But a drunk adult would be more.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
If it if it's sharp, exactly, because if a kid,
then you would probably talk to an adult about you.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I'm gonna take the under I'm gonna say kid, because
a kid will think it's in the cabinet. No one
will ever find it, no one will ever look there.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
How little kids think they're hiding it behind like a
like a sign post. You know I can see right, Yes, exactly, Morgan,
what do you think?

Speaker 13 (36:56):
Well, I screened your call, so.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
Okay, all right, So Marie, what is it? Was it
as a kid that you crapped your pants and hid
the evidence or as a drunk adult.

Speaker 18 (37:08):
Definitely a drunk adult, drunk.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Animal. Were you at home or at a party? Yeah,
with somebody else's house or you're on home.

Speaker 18 (37:19):
I went with my girlfriend to some dude's house that
she was going to hook up with and started getting
really sick, and so I was like barking.

Speaker 19 (37:28):
And the best part is that I was wearing one
of his pairs of basketball shorts.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
I don't know what happened to those basketball shorts? Oh
here they are?

Speaker 12 (37:36):
Ye?

Speaker 13 (37:37):
Did your friend still get to hook up with him
or did you ruin it?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
No?

Speaker 19 (37:40):
No, she she got her on.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Good for I, Marie. Thank you for the call. Appreciate
Listen to the Wood Show. Let's go to Brian. Good morning, Brian, Hey, Brian, Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
How you doing.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
We're doing great? All right, So give us your story,
but don't tell us yet if it was a something
he did a kid or as a drunk adult. But
what happened?

Speaker 11 (38:00):
Yeah, so, uh say that night, wake up, st enter
on the lights, go into the restroom instead of using
the toilet to take a piss. Yeah, I pretty much
opened the cupboard under the sink and I just.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Okay, okay, all right, so I'll spoil it. This was
This was gonna be mine as well. But yeah, it
wasn't a cabinet. It was the oven. Open open the
oven door, right, yeah, yeah, like walked into walked into
the kitchen, open the oven door, which stopped before I
did it. So we stopped before I did. So what

(38:39):
was it a kid or as a drunk adult? Now,
people in the room who know the story don't say anything.
But let's guess on Brian. First, I will say, I
will say that happened as m I'll go you know,
I'll go last. I'll go last, because I think I'm
comparing it to my own, my own story. Yeah, yeah,
I have a bias.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Unless he's like a notorious sleepwalker. I'm gonna say drunk adult,
drunk adult.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Yeah, this reeks of drunk adult, drunk adult. I'm going
an adult all day, drunk adult. Did you talk to
him Morgan on your job? All right? So, Brian, was
it as a kid or a drunk adult that this happened?

Speaker 17 (39:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (39:16):
I actually I was as a kid. I guess I couldn't.
I probably was like four or five years old. I
just seemed right to just pee in there instead of
on my.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Sub on the bard dude. Same. Yeah, Yeah, I was
a little I was a little kid. I was probably eight,
maybe I was. I was sleepwalking, Yeah, I was sleepwalking. Yeah,
And my mom said so yeah. My mom said, I
woke up and I walked out of the bedroom and
she's like talking to me. She goes, hey, honey, what

(39:45):
what are you doing? What do you I wasn't saying anything.
I was just walking went into the kitchen, open up
the oven door, and I was getting ready to take
a leak.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
No no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
She like redirected me and we went into the bedroom.
Yeah all right, Brian, thank you for the call. Appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
I get that though, because when I was little, I
tried to wash my hands on the toilet because I
thought it was a kids sink.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
So kids are pretty.

Speaker 20 (40:07):
Dump in the in the studio, top had the official
top had.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Yeah, everybody put something in here, so I don't know
how these. Okay, so it's on the bathroom one, so
this is somebody here on the show. I went to
the bathroom and wiped with my hand because there was
no toilet paper around. Was that as a kid or
as a drunk adult?

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Gotta be kid?

Speaker 13 (40:36):
Are we also guessing who it was?

Speaker 5 (40:39):
We can try to guess who it is that is vile.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I'll say it's Sammy. As a drunk adult, it's gonna.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
Say sam.

Speaker 13 (40:47):
Also a lot of toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Like that, and she's done desperate things in the bathroom.
For me, it was be gonna be between Sammy and
then menace. I don't think Manie would ever do that.
I don't know. I think, I think I think drunk,
he certainly would really think about it, like he's a
totally different behind a planet. Yeah, but wiping, my god,

(41:13):
it would just shower.

Speaker 13 (41:14):
I'm going Sammy.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
But as a kid, Yeah, Sammy kid.

Speaker 13 (41:16):
Yeah, I'm saying Morgan as a kid, Morgan.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Morgan's another good guess. Yeah, who was like something I
do first? Whose is this?

Speaker 7 (41:26):
This is mine?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
It's like you?

Speaker 5 (41:31):
And was as a kid or as a drunk adult
as a kid.

Speaker 9 (41:37):
Yeah, When I was a kid, I was at our
dance studio that notoriously was always running out of toilet
paper and the one bathroom that it had, and it
was very little. I want to go to the bathroom
and there was no toilet paper left, so I wiped
with my hand and then I walked out and my
mom was talking to like some of the dance teachers
and like other parents, and I just walked up to

(41:58):
my mom and I said there was no toilet paper
so I had to wipe with my hand. And my
mom's just mortified because other people now heard me say that,
and she just looked at me and she goes, well,
did you wash your hands?

Speaker 13 (42:09):
And I was like I can't reach.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
The sink because it was so high.

Speaker 13 (42:13):
I walked out with Pete on my hand and she
ran me.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
To the bad You would have to change dance studio.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
You got to move. All right, let's see here. How
about how about this one?

Speaker 19 (42:23):
I told the dentist that he had bad breath and
had ugly teeth.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
All right, d kids a kid? That's a kid.

Speaker 19 (42:31):
I told the dentist that he had bad breath and
had ugly teeth.

Speaker 13 (42:36):
Who's going to the dentist.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
It's either a kid or like your rock bottom at
aa Yeah, Dennis kind of buzz.

Speaker 7 (42:43):
Yeah, what if you're on gas lapping gas?

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Zach kwn is drunk or inebriated, I guess so, yeah, yeah,
you're not so sure.

Speaker 19 (42:52):
I wasn't a drunk adult.

Speaker 18 (42:54):
I was hammered at a party.

Speaker 19 (42:55):
It was this arrogant dentist there. I was being a
jerk to my friend who's a teacher. He told him
that for an educator, you aren't very smart. So I said, well,
for you have terrible breaths and your breath smells like
a swamp. I got some laugh and he called me
in a hole.

Speaker 17 (43:10):
And walked off.

Speaker 19 (43:11):
You know, actually it's probably the only thing I ever
did well while hammered.

Speaker 15 (43:16):
Okay, I like that. Okay, how about I like that?
Brow this one out says, oh there's another one.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Oh my gosh, so much Pete inside the department store
dressing room.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Oh, I'm gonna say Morgan Morgan with me kid, menace drunk.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Oh yeah, shopping malls, right, Morgan adult Morgan adult Morgan
adult Ao, I'll say menace kid. Okay, okay, menace kid? Alright,
Who's is Pete inside the department store dressing room?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
And we recently I talked about somebody. It came up
somehow that somebody pete in a dressing room.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Because it happens quite frequently.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, and me today thinks, what an ahole? Yeah? And
then I realized, oh my god, I did that because
I was a kid. I was with my brother at
some department store and I told him I had to
use the bathroom. We couldn't find it, and he said,
go do the in the dressing room. Everybody does it.
So I went in and just peede.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Oh, wow, animal.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
I want to pick this one because it was folded
up very tiny, and.

Speaker 13 (44:38):
I'm just curious like that means they don't want it open.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Okay, stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered
it while barefoot. Okay, so that's not gonna be myself
or menace because we're not about to get up on
anything like that. You think, yeah, Gina, Gina might.

Speaker 13 (45:01):
I'm going Gina in college so drunk.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Uh, I don't know. I'm thinking it's it's gotta be
between Gina and Morgan. Yeah, I'm gonna go Sammy's too
light to break anything would break it. She's too tiny,
she's too small.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
I'm going Morgan drunk, Morgan drunk.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
I'll see that, Morgan drunk. I'll say Morgan kid, Morgan kid,
Morgan drunk is a good call. But I was going Gina.
I'm gonna stick with Gina. Gina drunk, Gina drunk all right,
who stood on an all glass coffee table and shattered
it while barefoot? That was me, guys, adult adult.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (45:45):
This was during COVID times when we were like locked
in the house, like the early stages of it, and
I was drink with my friends and I thought, oh,
it would be a really good idea to get on
my glass coffee table barefoot, start dancing and just instantly
shattered the whole thing.

Speaker 13 (45:59):
Wow, but it was it was cool experience.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
That was a cool experience.

Speaker 13 (46:06):
I mean, give me something to do.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, oh, here's another table one. I jumped on a
table and started to do the robot while people cheered
around me. Seems very mena menace, menace, I'm drunk.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I'm say menace kid.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
I jumped on a table and started to do the
robot while people cheered around me.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
It's drunk, Yeah, I say menace kid.

Speaker 13 (46:34):
I'm going Gina. I'm going Gina drunk, all right?

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Greg?

Speaker 10 (46:40):
Would you say drunk and it's drunk?

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Menace?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Woody kid?

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Sammy, men is drunk, men is drunk. I'm going with
I'm going with Gina. I get on this one. But
I'm gonna say drunk adult, drunk adult, all right? So
who jumped onto the table and started to do the
robot while the people cheered around them. That would be me.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
That sounded very kid.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
It was.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Yeah. It was the eighties.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
There was some restaurant change called Tunes. It was basically
like a chuck e cheese And I was really into
this one song at the time. It was by Huey Lewis,
and the news called Hip to Be Square. Yeah, but
I thought it was called hip to be Hip Hit
the B Square when I was a kid, Hit the

(47:24):
B Square, I don't know, square in the face. They
were playing bingo or something. I don't know why, but
I got the lyrics wrong. But for some reason that
song started playing. So I got on the table and
started doing the robot and people loved it.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
The robots a hip to be Square?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, dude, it's a banger right here, come on,
get on the table. Day is still a live right yeah,
he's a super golf Sorry, show it to your moves.
Can I retire? No, got on the table to stand

(48:01):
up to do because the robot needs to be taken
care of.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Come on, people cheer When.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
I was more you look back then, dumb doing that?
That's pretty good? Yeah, medice, is that you or a robot?
I have some more, but we do we have to
take a break, So we'll take the break, then we'll
come back. Did you do it as a candor as
a drunk adult? And people are texting theirs over too,

(48:30):
but this this one is super obvious. Just came in
superclude corners to the floor of the gym to watch
people kick them for days. That's an adult.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
That's a kid thing.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
That's like a frank.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
I'll do it tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
That's a that's a high school kid. One faculty he
fell so hard and all the students were laughing at her.
More what it shows next second? Alright, so it did
happen as a kid or did it happen as a
drunk adult? Either way, proud of these moments.

Speaker 18 (49:11):
I knocked the tooth out while skipping.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
I knocked the tooth out while skipping while skipping.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
This could be a red herring. Tricky do you think kid?

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Definitely?

Speaker 19 (49:21):
Could I knocked the.

Speaker 18 (49:23):
Tooth out while skipping drunk?

Speaker 10 (49:25):
Say drunk adult?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Drunk sipping?

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Yeah, I agree, you think it would be a kid.
I think it's also kind of way like, dude, I
threw my back out sneezing. I think it's part of
the delivery, and I'm thinking, I'm thinking it's drunk adult.
I say drunk adult. Yeah, I'm going to do the
obvious since a kid. I had a co.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Worker she knocked out her front teeth while drunk. Yeah,
like just going down the side of let's.

Speaker 18 (49:50):
Find out I was a drunk adult. Yeah, so I
was skipping down the app in Delray when my chill
accidentally caught a cracked sidewalk and I fell forward and
my tooth actually got entangled with an older woman's shawl.
By the time I landed, the tooth was gone. I
am not sure if it was the shawl or the

(50:11):
concrete it to get out, but regardless, my tooth was
self just kept going down the street.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Yeah, remember when you were a kid and you did
have a tooth that was loose to anybody ever? Like
do the tie to a doorknob thing? Yeah, last second,
just dangling on by a thread? All right, so this
is somebody in the room. I had a pen, but

(50:41):
I couldn't find any paper, so I wrote my thoughts
down on the leather couch instead. Kill me and Greg.
If if it was as a kid, he wouldn't have
survived his parents totally.

Speaker 13 (50:55):
I think woody on this one.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
That does seem woody ish.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah, you've done stuff like that, right, didn't you like
poke holes in the seat or something of my mom's car.
She had the front bench sheet of the super sweet
Chrysler le Baron. That was a kid was a kid.
That's compelling, man, it's woody kid. Yeah, yeah, woody kid,
yeah all right, yeah yeah everybody, all right. Well I

(51:23):
had a pen, but I couldn't find any paper, so
I wrote my thoughts down on the leather couch instead.
Whose is that?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
That was me?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
I was a kid.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
I was being ignored by my mother, who was on
the phone.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
I asked for a piece of paper. She wouldn't give
me one. She was talking to some broad and I said,
wait a second, we have white leather couches. That's way
better than a piece of paper.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Convenience.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Just scribbled and scribbled. By the time she got off
the phone, she was so furious she was shaking. She
started crying. So until I was in high school, we
just had a big orange afghan throw.

Speaker 9 (51:59):
When did you explain to heard that it was her
fault not giving you I.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
Made that crystal grid?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
And then she accepted that there was no problem what.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
You write on the couch and scribbling my thoughts and
my dreams, my doodles.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
I'll give you, guys one more. Tried to steal a
street sign?

Speaker 7 (52:19):
Who has that's now?

Speaker 10 (52:22):
Greg does like to do traffic?

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Tried to steal a street sign? Who did it? Who
did it? And was it as a kid or as
a drunk adult Wood or Greg for sure.

Speaker 13 (52:36):
I think Greg as a kid. I'm going Greg drunk.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Greg drunk.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
I'll go Greg kid.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
I'm going Greg kid because we heard about you know
that story that his dad told where he and his
friends would like like la and get people to think
of their bodies and he's like a traffic Yeah, I'll
say yeah, I'll say Greg kid.

Speaker 10 (52:56):
Great kid, Greg kid drunk when a kid, all right.

Speaker 13 (53:01):
I'm going drunk.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Tried to steal a street sign that was me Wow,
I was drunk. Wow, what was the sign? Say, humps,
you didn't.

Speaker 9 (53:12):
Get it because grew an adults basically thirty years old.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
My friend had hurt.

Speaker 9 (53:17):
Yeah, my friend had bought a house. I mean we're
in buying houses stage in life. And on her street
the street was spelled two different ways on the street sign.
One street sign had it spelled one way, the other
one had it spelled a different way.

Speaker 13 (53:31):
And I said, well, if we steal one of.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
Them, they have to replace it, because they weren't replacing it,
and there was all this confusions.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
So we did cheer stunts to try and.

Speaker 9 (53:39):
Get the streets sign and tried to take it down.

Speaker 10 (53:42):
It didn't work, but yeah, that heart mission.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
I have a similar story that I've shared on air
where we were drunk and my my friend had a
note parking sign out in the front of their house
and it was on a wood post. So we when
we're drunk, we sought it and we like cut it
down and then we threw it in a lake and
they never replaced it.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Yeah, so you can all the time.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yeah, it was a drunk team. We stole I don't
know what you call them when there's a construction zone.
Not a sawhorse, but those sandwich board type things where
they put a blinking yellow light on top, and so
I stole that and I put it at my girlfriend's
house at the time in her backyard. But it was
so bright with the blinking I thought this is going
to be distracting, so I threw it on her roof pane.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yeah. I was probably seventeen and drunk. Nice was it
a kid or a drunk adult?

Speaker 17 (54:29):
I got picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for
putting my mouth on the ice cream machine.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Okay, first of all, Tomatoes, that place fast. That place
is great.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
It's like a salad bar. Yeah, great, So she put
her mouth on the like soft serve ice cream descend.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Yeah, for sure, I got.

Speaker 17 (54:47):
Picked out of a Sweet Tomatoes restaurant for putting my
mouth on the ice cream machine.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Okay, I would so like to you're gonna be drunk
and sweet at Sweet Tomatoes. Don't you crave more greasy
stuff in you're drunker? Like, Hey, guys, I'm so hammerd'
go hit the salad bar?

Speaker 10 (55:05):
And did they kick out kids or did they just
tell their parents to watch them?

Speaker 7 (55:08):
Yeah, I'm going drunk.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
I'm also going to kill drunk adult pizza?

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Right that they did?

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Yeah? They did? All right, let's find out.

Speaker 19 (55:17):
So, yeah, I was a drunk adult.

Speaker 18 (55:18):
I put my mouth all over the ice cream.

Speaker 19 (55:21):
I the game out and I have no idea why
I kept doing it, but I did.

Speaker 18 (55:25):
It was a lot of fun. Yeah, they kicked me
and my girlfriend out.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
I know. All right, Well there I go. That's how
you play. Was it a kid or drunk adult?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
We gotta do that again.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
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(56:19):
Or is something he does a kid? The woman called
in and said that she put her mouth on the
ice cream machine got kicked out of that place. Yeah. Well,
in Washington, this guy, he was relaxing at home when
he got one of his bright ideas. He decided that
he was going to light off some fireworks inside of
his apartment.

Speaker 12 (56:35):
Fun.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
He shot a mortar firework into the ceiling and the
whole apartment complex now was on fire. O fun. And
then he then he got on the phone. He called
his estranged wife to say that he had bombed the
apartment and that bad people were after him. So she
calls the cops. They chased the guy around town. This
leads to an hour's long standoff. Now guess what got

(57:00):
it to end? Got it? Uh? His place was on fire.
He had to get out.

Speaker 13 (57:05):
No, well he already got out, and.

Speaker 8 (57:08):
They've been round.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Town at this point, and now it's a standoff. Oh okay,
I thought the standoff was still in the building. Now
think about the setup to But I got into the
story talking about the woman getting kicked out of the place.
Oh it's ice cream, God damn it. He put his
ice cream, asked him for his demands, and he wanted

(57:34):
a blizzard from dairy Quinn. So they brought it to
him and they gave it to him. Medicine one of
those tactical robots. Yes, and then he surrendered deals a
deal man, all right. Why he shot the fireworks into
his ceiling in the first.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
Place, and he guessed drug paranoid wasted drugs?

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Yeah what drug?

Speaker 16 (57:59):
Okay, let's see was high on I'm gonna say acid, acid?

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Men said at first he was high on mess. So
he was arrested, hit with felony arson charges. I mean
the ice cream. It is interesting though, as a request
if he's on mes because people are not hungry, so
sunny well, besides the blizzard from Dairy Queen, he also
wanted a burger from there. So I've never gotten actual
food from Dairy Queen. I've only gotten I've only gotten

(58:28):
ice cream.

Speaker 10 (58:28):
It's really good.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
And I just learned the other day the really good
friend of mine, who is in his fifties, he's never
once had Dairy Queen ever any kind of anything. Been
to Dairy Queen with other people, but he never ordered anything.
I go with how can you go into a dairy
Queen and then not leave with something you look ever
or he's never even had it, not even once? Is

(58:49):
that just like his thing?

Speaker 21 (58:51):
No?

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Like is that his brag?

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:53):
I ever had it inside I'm a hipster. Yeah, I
don't know if I've ever seen him really eat sweets.
He's a he's a big like he likes whiskey and
bourbons and he's more like a sweet booze and you know,
well there's some big chains out there. I've never had savory. Well,
you were just saying something like the Geena the other
day said genas, so you know if you had, you know,

(59:15):
what is it like.

Speaker 13 (59:17):
Starving?

Speaker 5 (59:19):
Starving? Sweet or savory?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
And me too savory? Yeah, except for ice cream though.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
That's yeah, that's the trip everything. Also, a couple in
Florida in the news they're facing charges and I have
questions here. Parents, You'll understand they left their sixteen year
old off by himself on the side of the road
and told him to go fend for himself. Oh cool,
and they only left him with some cash and a

(59:46):
bag of handguns.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
All right, that's the part I go.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
I don't know. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, all right. I
understood everything up until bag of handguns. But here's here's
someone from the police department talking about it. Story was
these people.

Speaker 21 (01:00:01):
Kicked him out of the car and gave him two bags,
and you know, once through the course of that investigation
talking with him, we were able to figure out what
was in those bags. There was the loaded weapons, and
I believe there was a magazine as well. The report
indicates that the child was handed you know, these bags
and said you're the chosen one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Good luck, good luck. So that's okay. So according to
chosen one, it was the parents, the sixteen year old,
and then the eight year old sibling. They're all in
the car and they're going somewhere. The sixteen year old's
decide that he doesn't want to go where they're going,
and that's when they pulled over and kicked him out
of the car. Say hey, right, fine, man, you're the
chosen one. Good luck. Oh that's so all of that
I get.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
So it's kind of like they had a plan, Like
he's always doing this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
I've wanted to do something like that. I've not done it.
I certainly wouldn't be setting him off on his own
with a bag of handguns. But I guess maybe, like
in the whole thing of all right, I am going
to kick you out of this car, but in case
you defend for yourself, here are some weapons that you
can get ready. Both parents charge d neglect without bodily
harm also for allowing a minor to possess a hand firearm. Yeah,

(01:01:06):
neighbors shocked because they say the parents are super friendly,
very family oriented and normal. So this just leads me
to believe that it was one of those parent moments
where you snap because these kids are dicks. Do they
drive you so crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Because if you take the guns out of the equation,
that's the plot of a sitcom.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
And they gave him money.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Yeah, well, yeah, I love you, but you're driving me crazy.
Get out here, get out, find your own way.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
And I know plenty of parents who have had their
kid like kicked out of the car and have to
like walk next to it all the way home.

Speaker 11 (01:01:35):
Like people do this.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Yeah, although you could probably get brought up on charges
even for that. Yeah, these days.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
Yeah, there used to be a lot of social media
videos back then, you know, where they would kick the
kid out of the car and they would record them
walking all.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
The way back to sake. But yeah, you can't do
that because people complain.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Do parents still wash their kids' mouths out with soap?

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
No, I've never done.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Give you a diarrhears.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
I think, why haven't we done that? That's actually next
time someone smarts mouth, they're like, yeah, we're gonna do that.
I'll let you know how it goes, because that's a
threat they've never even heard, right, that's true. My son's
big thing now is because he's sixteen, and so we'll
get into things every once in a while. He knows everything.
He's the world's biggest genius. And he goes, I can't

(01:02:21):
wait till I'm eighteen and I can get on my own,
live them my own O. Good God, Dad, you and
me both. Yeah, yeah, like you know, like good. But
here's the thing I would enjoy where you're at right
now because it's kind of like those last couple of
days of vacation. Really soak it in. Yeah, you know,
because it's not going to be like this when you
get home, right, you got to go back to real life.

(01:02:42):
And in his case, he's going to experience real life
because I'm not paying for everything. He absolutely knows that
he's going to appreciate it. In about twenty six years.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
He's going to be like, oh my god, I had
it made yeah, because my life, yeah, my eighteen and twenties,
like I didn't really care about any of that. So again,
when you start really waking up in your thirties totally
and appreciating that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
But even still, I think when he goes from easy
Street to not really having to worry about all that
much too, I mean, you see what rents and stuff
are and the kind of jobs that you can get
when you're eighteen, I think you do when like you
can you barely.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Together when his bill envelopes start coming to the house,
Red and Pink note super young.

Speaker 9 (01:03:29):
You'll share a two bedroom apartment with four or five
people and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
You'll have fun doing it. I've told the story a
number of times about you know the things that I did,
you know when I was super young and Megapore and
right sleeping on the floor the radio station because I
couldn't be able to get a bus early enough to
get back to work the next day at first. Like,
but things are different in just the cost of living

(01:03:53):
to income ratio, right, true, getting started is really rough,
way way more of now then it's ever been. I think, yeah,
just based on the stuff that you see and how
the cost of rents and living and housing and all
the other things have accelerated so much, but yet the
level of income has not come up at this not

(01:04:14):
even close to the same rate that the other things
have gone up.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
If you like, stick to it and say I'm not
going to help you out, and if you're forcing that situation,
you figure it out.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
He will figure it out. Now, if he just moved
out out of defiance, I wouldn't help him out at
all in the very beginning. He's not going to live
in my house. I want him to develop that sense
of independence. I will maybe supplement, like I'll you know what,
I'll kick and I'll kick in half your rent or
something like that. Yeah, just that's very generous, yes, of course,
But I'm saying, but that's if he goes through things
through the proper you know, sequence and does things. But

(01:04:47):
if it's this whole defiant, I could do it without you, fine,
show me, because then that will be the lesson. Then
when he comes inevitably crawling back, I'll go all right, look,
you have this place. I will help you. Now, I'll
help you maintain so you have you're not moving back
in here, right, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
Can you co sign for my apartment for the days
of the mommy daddy phone?

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
But but I you know, and and then that will
have like an agreement about you know, look, I will
do this until this point. So between now and then,
you've got to figure out how you're gonna, you know,
be lucky. Right, So that's anything. Nobody Yeah, nobody, nobody, zero,

(01:05:26):
no help. Nobody bought me a car, nobody. Yeah. I
didn't borrow money. I never borrowed the dying when you're
dying for my parents.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Out of school, just getting started was the scariest time
in my life and also absolutely petrifying.

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
Yeah, later in life, I had to let go of
that animosity because you know, both my parents they were
helped by their parents, cars, houses, everything, And I'm like, why, why, why.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Stop with me for some reason?

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
What did I do?

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
I never, like, you didn't need drugs or anything like that.
I always I mean, you know, not now as a parent,
but just even when I was younger, because of my
experience and the whole boarding school thing, and everybody to
me had this normal experience and I had this like
hellish experience, and I would just get so mad when
I would see somebody like get mad at their parents
and say that their parents were dicks and they were

(01:06:17):
unfair because they didn't get the car that they wanted
when they started driving. They did get a car they
but it wasn't the one that they wanted. I'm like,
are you insane? Like someone gives you a car? Like,
even at that point, I understood that was based on
that experience. I want my kids to have somewhat of
an experience of developing that independence and being able to,

(01:06:40):
you know, and do it. But if it has to
be where it's hey, you push them right out of
the nest because they're going to be all big and
bold and puff their chest at you and like, I
can't wait. Cool, let me know how it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Brother.

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
Yeah, you know, but if it's if it's just like
they want to show and depends they want to then yes,
I will be happy to assist them a little training wheels.

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
It's all attitude.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. We're gonna take a break and we'll
come back fail stories. It is Friday, after all fail stories.
Next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
Hang on with a little extra effort, I think we
can up our liability.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
They show'll be right back fast. All right, So I
believe I already mentioned this story, and if I didn't,
we can make it the official first Friday fail story
of the week. But okay, I took a story from Tennessee.

(01:07:32):
The skydiving instructor was doing a tandem jump the student. Yeah, okay,
I did, okay. Well, for those of you who didn't
hear it, yeah, everything was was great, going according to plan.
They they jumped out of the plane, but the tandem
harness got caught on the plane, which resulted in the
student and the instructor becoming separated. News So the student

(01:07:56):
ended up landing in a tree with only minor injuries
thanks to the parachute that he had. But uh, since
it was tandem and he had the parachute, that means
that the instructor didn't. And then you know he hit
the ground. He's mega dead. So yeah, FA's looking into
what happened, but uh, nothing has been reported as a
malfunction yet. But yeah, yeah, the tandem just got just

(01:08:21):
got caught on the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
That's the nightmare.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Yeah, all right. I wasn't sure because if if we hadn't,
I would have included it. But I know you've done skydiving, waddy,
But would you ever do it again? Yes, you would,
but under certain conditions only because like if somebody I
knew really wanted to go, but I might go with
that person, but just for me to go do it
again like on my own, no, because it prove Yeah,

(01:08:45):
I scratched that it or you know, I did the
right term scratch that. Yeah, but you're.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
So like casual and like low resting pulse when you
were like soaring through the airhel loved.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
It cool, Oh dude, I loved it. I loved every
second of it. Is so cool. It was such a
cool experience. That's why I would be open to doing
it again. I just not by myself.

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
Maybe with your kids when they're old enough, if they
want to go and they're like, dad, come with us.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Maybe, Yeah, I mean that might be something. Yeah, you
hear a story like this, Yeah, not good happens to me.
Cars crashed, planes, cringh different things happen like it's just
you know, what are you gonna do? Great? Death is
gonna get you. You have a one chance of death.
You do so jump out of a plane rush. My
point is like, you don't do that, but then you
get hit by a bus crossing the street. So if

(01:09:31):
you're interested in doing it, do it. Don't go to
just anybody, Like, do some research, find out that everybody's
got everything. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Got time for
the official and failed stories we hadn't got to yet
here on the Wooden Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

(01:10:30):
boys and girls, time once again for your Friday fan story.
As been the fact, they had the perfect plan, the
plan that could never go wrong. But then somewhere along
the line it went to being a great idea to
one big stake in Mega Uber Ultra. I think that's

(01:11:02):
a pretty good guy hot damn. Even the miller I
thought we were really right in there. Man in the pocket,
Thank you, Jim right in the pocket. All right, so fail. Sorry.
This is about this twenty seven year old tick tard
who stirred up some trouble after he filmed himself. He
was walking around the streets of Paris. He was wearing
a medical face mask, and he pretended to inject people

(01:11:24):
with syringes when they weren't paying attention. As funny. Now,
these kind of pranks, I guess, have been on the
rise in Europe and people didn't take it very well.
Cops are called, and because he had filmed himself and
posted it under his own profile, he was pretty easy
to find anything for clout. He was arrested and they

(01:11:45):
worked very quickly over there. He's already had his day
in court. His lawyer asked for clemency, but the judge
is like nope and sentenced this idiot to a year
in fail jail. Good fail, that's how it's done.

Speaker 13 (01:11:58):
He's ready to get beat up.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
Yeah, yeah, death. All right, let's see this one, okay,
So imagine pigeons with little backpacks filled with marijuana delivering
two people at different locations throughout New York City. Love
you dream. So this is a This is a promotional

(01:12:23):
video for a company who posts it's called Project Pigeon.
Listen to this.

Speaker 22 (01:12:28):
We're here at delivery headquarters or is I like to
call it the coup. My name is Jeff, I run
the Coup. Today is day fifteen of our pigeon delivery
training program.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
We are going to be using my.

Speaker 22 (01:12:41):
Carrier pigeons to deliver to our customers in Manhattan, Brooklyn
and Queens.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
They have a homing device in their head.

Speaker 22 (01:12:49):
We give them a specific address and they come back
here to the coop.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
They're not flying rats. Okay.

Speaker 22 (01:12:55):
We do have to instruct the customers to keep their
windows open and you feel that, guys, wind's going northward.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
It's a real issue.

Speaker 22 (01:13:02):
We're talking to JFK about their flight patterns because it
is getting in our way.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
Okay, I can I guess what this is? Can I guess? Okay?
This is definitely Ai and I do people it's not Ai.
It's his dude, but it is. It is fake. Okay,
so it's not a real thing. But that didn't stop
Fox five News in New York City from from doing

(01:13:26):
a story on it. They fell for it, hook line
and sinker. It's like carrier pigeons. Remember them from back
in the day, Well, now they're being used to deliver
more than just messages. I don't think anybody actually remembers.

Speaker 23 (01:13:38):
Those like we read about them who actually used those
things like the medieval times. Local dispensary the travel agency
is testing out a new pilot program that uses carrier
pigeons to deliver some weed all across the city. Sounds
like somebody got hi, I had an idea. Under those
programmed pigeons will make deliveries war wearing many backpacks that

(01:13:58):
are designed to carry up to orders to be placed online.
The dispensary says the cannabis carrier pigeon program will begin
next summer.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
Talk about free help, right, I mean I want to
help to go.

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
Around sales human.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
It might have been just a pitch video like let's
make this happen.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I mean it could be it's just a marketing stunt.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
It worked, yep.

Speaker 11 (01:14:22):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
This broad in China was having some back issues, which
you know most people would just take something for it
to go see a doctor. But no, no, no, this chick.
She decided that the swallowing live frogs would be the
best way to deal with it with the frogs. Yep,
she swallowed five of them, Greg, God, and then she
followed that up with three the next day, so total

(01:14:45):
of eight frogs. Well, surprise, surprise didn't work back still
killing her. But also she's like, man, she had some
excruciating stomach pain. You don't say. She goes to the hospital.
They tell her, hey, guess what, You're infected with the
tape worm and it's destroying your stomach. And but that
was destroying her stomach, not like she's just losing weight

(01:15:06):
like it was. That's why the excruciating pain in her
stomach because it was literally tearing days look so good.
She was in the hospital for over two weeks. Sale,
what goes through your mind?

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Yeah, goes through your intestine.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
But God, like, what.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
Those are your Friday fail stories? Eight seven, seven forty four.
It's what's up? WHI? What's going down in SoC spores?
Jeff G. Well, go Dodgers and Happy Friday? Jeff G.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Hi, good, buddy, what do you show?

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Let's go ahead and start with our Dodgers.

Speaker 24 (01:15:44):
They are moving on to the NLCS thanks to a
basis loaded air by the Phillies pitcher Here's what it
sounded like on our sister station, AM five seventy.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
The old one pitch pats crowns back to Curtly, we
can't find it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
He don't hog.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Story going to the Championship tis.

Speaker 21 (01:16:07):
Now.

Speaker 24 (01:16:07):
Hayesan Kim missed home played originally, but smartly went back
and tagged it. Dodgers win and are moving on. For
half a second, I felt bad for the Phillies pitcher.
Then I realized he's on the Phillies and I don't care.
Dodgers don't know who they're playing yet. Brewers and Cubs
Game five is tomorrow. That winner will face the Dodgers
in the NLCS starting on Monday. NFL Giants upset the

(01:16:30):
Eagles last night. Sunday Chargers and Rams both on the
road with early games. Chargers and Dolphins and Rams and
Ravens start at ten am.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
NBA Lebron James.

Speaker 24 (01:16:40):
Is gonna miss the first three to four weeks of
the season with sciatica. Listen, bro I got sciatica. I'll
send you a couple stretches, man, but get back out there.

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
Dog.

Speaker 24 (01:16:49):
College football UCLA is gonna try to repeat their magic
against Michigan State on the Road and USC is hosting
Michigan tomorrow. Hockey Ducks lost to Seattle last night. They're
in San Jose tomorrow and the Kings are in Winnipeg
tomorrow morning at ten thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Have a great sports weekend. Congrats once again to the Dodgers.
I'm Jeff G. And that's your SoCal sport.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
I Jeff.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
Large.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
Disgusting the woody Hell. So this happened in Dallas. This
woman was at a shopping center and she held the
door for another woman. And this is this is one
of my pet peeves. People just assume that you're the dormant,

(01:17:33):
absolutely like, oh, I'm here. I'm here to make sure
I hold the door for you, your highness in that situation.
Always just so you're welcome, right, That's That's the most
I'll do in that situation. I'll go like, oh yeah, no,
probably no problem anytime, don't worry about it. And this
woman that she held the door for didn't didn't thank
her at all. Now, the woman who's holding the door,

(01:17:54):
she engages. They get into it. They start arguing with
each other, then the argument dies down. They both walk away.
Now the door holder headed to another store. But what
she didn't know is that she was being followed by
the No Manners chick and they start arguing again, ladies,
can't you just let it be sometimes on? No, No,

(01:18:18):
we're gonna talk about this right now. Yeah, So the
stores employees told them, hey, you guys gotta leave. You
can't be doing this in here. So that spills out
into the parking lot. The door holder through a water
bottle at the No Manners chicks car my god. That
leads to a physical fight. Now keep in mind, this
all started with someone being nice and the door and

(01:18:40):
while it wasn't what she should have done, the worst
defense here is that somebody didn't say thank you, which
is a dick move but still okay. So now there's
the physical fight in the parking lot that has been
you know, this whole thing playing out, And that's when
the no Manner's chick pulled out a gun and shot
the woman who held the door for her. Now she's dead.

(01:19:05):
No Manners chick is in jail for murder.

Speaker 19 (01:19:08):
Worth It.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
Supid where I thought I was going.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I get wanting the last word like he's met, But damn,
I've gotten pretty good at just learning to ignore things
and like I'm talking all kinds of things, annoying people,
annoying situations.

Speaker 5 (01:19:33):
I take a deep breath and I go whatever, and
I go about my business. I kind of like, and
I know you love him to the basse ed cheering,
Gina loves ed sheer. I love what he plays the bass, right,
I believe you said you would suck it to the base.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
But okay, I just really admire him as a musician.

Speaker 8 (01:19:53):
Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Anyway, he doesn't have a cell phone. What Yeah, he
doesn't doesn't have a cell phone, just doesn't have one.
Taylor Swifter just mentioned that when she was doing some interviews, saying, oh, man,
I we realized that we forgot to tell Ed about
the engagement on the story Charlotte and the God was
talking to him at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, and that

(01:20:18):
we're going to exchange a number or you know, no,
I'm sorry, Oh yeah, it was okay. So yeah, he goes, no, man,
he goes, just take my email. I don't have a phone.
He doesn't have a phone. Yeah, And I thought about, man,
that is kind of next step level because while I've
gotten pretty good about ignoring certain things that are annoying
and whatever, and it's so much better when you don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
Well, when you're not involved.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
There's a lot of things I didn't care about to
begin with, but then there were there was a level
of where it's like okay on things that are that
are in this level, things I did care about or
put some attention or to some emotional energy behind, and
even that I've paired down. So now it's a very
very small amount of things that I give that kind
of like energy to. And you've you've noticed that you

(01:21:05):
you had said something recently about man, you just.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Seem, yeah, you're something about you definitely has gotten lighter,
way lighter.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
Yep, yeah, way better. I'm not bothered, you know, I'm
not bothered. Even then there are things and it happens,
and it's really difficult because I'm also a very petty person.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
I'm a vengeful person. Story, I kind of get the
hold the door lady, but like, I don't know if
I could let it go. But if I'm on a
walk and I say hi to somebody passing by and
they don't say hi, I wait about ten feet separation,
then I said or not or not?

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
Because I can't let it go. So I encourage everybody,
because it's pretty tense times. It seems like everybody's so
on edge and just on the edge of snapping and
doing something really dumb. They could have really far reaching consequences. Destroyed,
someone's dead, someone's in jail. Now you have to, like,
whatever it might be, whatever the consequence might be, like,
try to take a deep breath and realize that in

(01:22:04):
the grand scheme of things, the ninety nine percent is
just not that big a deal. Matter. It doesn't matter, right,
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 18 (01:22:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:22:13):
I was mad at myself a couple of weeks ago
because I was at a hotel and my favorite thing.
A lady walks in, she goes thirteen, Yeah, and my
responsible and what was she asking for? Oh yeah, and
I did my favorite thing, Oh, I don't work here.

(01:22:34):
And I was like, I shouldn't even just said that,
because that just starts confordening fourteen.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
What do you ask me? What's next? Four to fifteen?

Speaker 16 (01:22:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:22:41):
No, I just shouldn't even engaged, you know, like, what
is it like it's fun for me to say I
don't work here.

Speaker 10 (01:22:50):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
It's pretty trying to spend Yeah, you're just trying to
say what you're gonna say maybe even like to your
sub but then try to move on after that. Yeah,
I'm saying this. I'm not preaching anybody. I'm not trying
to preach here. I'm just sharing something that has I
feel has been very metavisual for me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
And you don't have to accept every invitation to fight,
you know, like they're they're asking you.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
Like, will you join me in this fight? Like no,
And you guys know, I love a good confrontation. I
don't shy from confrontation. I don't. And because sometimes that
is the way to get things done, Like in a
business setting, if you go like, oh, and now you're
stuck doing something that you don't want to do or
you don't think it's the right thing to do, and
you need to fight, you to advocate for yourself. And
that's in medical situations or maybe sometimes it work, but

(01:23:36):
there are most of the times where it's just like,
you know, shut up, yeah, let it go, who cares? Yeah,
let it let it fail, let it flop. Let's not
your problem, not my monkey's, not my circus.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
You know, only on this dot for a short time,
have fun.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
This reminds me of that time I screamed at a
woman because my dog was on a leash. This is
my previous dog who was way meaner than my current dog,
and her dog was awfully and she yelled at me
and said, keep your dog away from me. And I
went up to her nose. My nose was almost touching
her nose. I said, your dog's the one not on

(01:24:11):
a leash.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
You effing yeah, yeah, I bet to this day she
remembers it, so I'm surprised he does. But but but Morgan,
when when when Greg gets that point? Yeah, it's it's
bottled up from all the other stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Yes, yes, right, which I always thought it would be
cool to have a concealed carry license.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
O God, trust myself. I love Raggie Gory. It's so funny.

Speaker 10 (01:24:40):
When you were here.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Now now, and we're into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's uh, Greg, Gina Gras,
we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones
are open eight for Woody if you prefer to text,
which I'm gonna need you to to uh to text

(01:25:03):
here in a second, I have another round of what
you show? Do you dig it? And yeah, you can
text over to two two nine eight seven. You can
find us on social media. Look for us. They are
at the Woody Show. We got the d uy Q
coming up for you this hour, a chance to win
something with the dumb Ass Contest. But yeah, uh do
you dig it? And I discovered some music you guys?

(01:25:26):
What you new music Discovery, New music Discovery. No, it
just it popped up on social and uh, these guys
have kind of caught a little bit of lightning in
a bottle where like their clip of them kind of
teasing a new song that they that they wrote just
started getting shared around a bunch and it's it's it's
all over and like George Lopez, uh just put it

(01:25:49):
out the other day. He's like he he caught onto
it and he's got, you know, got a couple of
million followers or whatever. And then Lopez, well it because
so here's here's the thing. Uh, it's kind of like
it's indie rock, but they they they they kind of
dabble into into punk also like a little hip hop stuff.
The name of the band is Dogma Society. Never heard

(01:26:10):
of him before. Uh, Dogma Society is the name of
the band. And the uh the clip that was that
was getting sent around. That just keeps getting reposted everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
The person who originally posted it was like, man, these
random Mexican kids in a garage might have just wrote
the best indie rock song of the fall. And so
that intrigued me. And I'm like, all right, I'll check
it out. I'm always down to here something cool.

Speaker 8 (01:26:35):
We do?

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
Do you digg its on the show from time to time?
And uh, and I listened to it, I'm like, Damn,
these kids sound really really good. Uh, they're from Salt
Lake City at least that's that's where they're based. I
think they're originally from Texas originally, and uh, Sunny Rivers
is the vocalist and he's he's got a cool sound.

(01:26:57):
He got Sebastian Perez Diego Perez Gunner Gonzales who's the drummer,
and then Chino who is on rhythm guitar. Chino is
from Long Beach. But yeah, they're they're based in Salt
Lake City, but they're all originally from Texas and these
these guys are just making it, making it happen. I
think it's a di y thing. Like I was reading

(01:27:18):
a little bit about them and they just started throwing
these underground shows like just Do It Yourself kind of
showed that it reminds me of Joe Koy when he
was telling his story, And it's a lot of stuff
like in skate culture, in that punk scene, and so quote,
Dogma Society remains raw, real and rooted in their identity
as a band made up entirely of minorities telling stories

(01:27:40):
of struggle, youth, and defiance. All right now, Greg, I
think you're going to love this song. I think if
you heard it for the first time ever and liked
it that she's usually not a first listen guy. So
I heard just a little clip. It's not even out yet.
I think they're releasing it next week, next Wednesday. And
if you go to their instagram, Dogma Society and it's

(01:28:00):
the number nine, so Dogma Society nine. There's a thing
where you can like pre save the song so when
it gets released, like you'll have it. But nobody's heard
the full song. But I reached out to them and
I said, hey, man, I really dig your stuff. Any
chance that you can send me and they did nice
and and so I know that they're listening right now. Guys.
Great work, Keep grinding and I'm excited. I'm excited to uh,

(01:28:25):
I'm excited to share this because they said they have
never had a song of theirs played on the radio before,
and Greg, it kind of is like I get, I
kind of feel like I'm doing like a wine, like
a like a wine, getting it, strokes, killers, interpool, all
kind of all kind of there. So the name of

(01:28:48):
the song is the first time anybody's heard it all
the way through. Their fans haven't even heard it all
the way through yet. It's called See It All, But
it's gonna be out next week. Check it out and
then do you dig it? Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
Over to two nine Dogma Society, See It All, you
Mess a discovery. It's the one show.

Speaker 8 (01:29:18):
Say the side you had to get home you so
but so I was missing everything enough you got.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
They've never had a song of there was played on
the radio before until now, and that was the first
song that even their own fans have got a chance
to hear. That song and its entirety. That is the
full song that's been getting shared around. This clip that's
gone viral for them, and a lot of people are
getting behind and going, wow, who the hell are these guys?

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
They're good Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
They're called Dogma Society Society, and that's the song called
See It All, which is gonna be I think available
next Wednesday and Wednesday or Friday's next week next week,
Wednesday or Friday. And you can go to their Instagram.
It's a Dogma Society nine and there's a pre save
right on their profile. You'll see you could pre save
it so that when it gets released you can have

(01:30:12):
that for yourself. And I'm looking at the I'm looking
at the text and it is I have not seen one.

Speaker 21 (01:30:18):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Like the question was, do you dig it? It's all digits, Yeah,
it's all digits. Yeah. And again the all from this post.
This is what I'm saying, Man, put yourself out there,
get on social media, do things. Just this this post
popped up and it said these random Mexican kids in
a garage might have just wrote the best indie rock
song of the fall. I'm like, all right, what is this?

(01:30:40):
And every once in a while we get to use
the platform here for good, you know, not just guess
whose guests.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
No, they have, but they have another song. I'm sure
they have more than just one another song, but it's
so good.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
Oh the other one I played for you.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
Yeah, what is it so good?

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
Yeah, yeah, this one's out. You can find you can
find their music on cause I did find like an
Apple Music and Spotify and all that kind of stuff. Yeah,
it's called get Away.

Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
I love this song.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
Yeah, here's just another clip of that.

Speaker 10 (01:31:05):
I just say.

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
Yeah, that's uh, that's a song that Genus dismatchup. I
played that for them earlier in the week before I
had a copy of the new one. But yeah, it's
called get Away. That one's out now. You can hear
that one now very and here here the thing I said. Yeah,
it's kind of like strugs anyway. Shout out to those guys,
Shout out to the Perez family, and uh, there you go.
Dogma Society is the name of the band. Check it out,

(01:31:33):
glad you guys dug it. Yeah that's cool and I
like them. I would love for them to do like
a we're gonna hit them up, but like do like
some kind of like wood you show things. It was
kind of fun, do show up. We'll throw a little part.
You know how our parties go. Typically it's like a
rise against or Offspring or Coolio or Cypress Hill that
we've had and you know, go for a go for

(01:31:56):
a new band. But anyway, shout out to those guys.
You guys are doing great work and and keep grinding. Guys.
All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll come back.
It's a dumb ass contest if you want to play
eight seven seven forty four, Woody, We're gonna play the
d u y Q eight seven seven forty four Woody
and your chance to win. Next. Hey, this is Nony

(01:32:19):
and it's a Friday morning, and we got today's dumb
ass contest, chance to win some stuff. We're gonna play
the dui Q and we're looking for someone to be
our contestant. Eight seven seven forty four Woody. Now, why
get somebody here on that SeaBASS explaining the way the
game works to everybody, please.

Speaker 10 (01:32:39):
I hit these streets and find someone who's nice and
drunk to ask them trivia questions. So that's the game,
is whether they can answer the trivia questions. You don't
answer the trivia questions.

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
It's too easy.

Speaker 10 (01:32:48):
These are easy, easy, easy trivia questions. But you guess
whether the drunk person gets them right or wrong. If
you guess correctly two times out of a three u
Win and I have a special bonus prize for our
in studio players. This really wow folks who are familiar
with the show. Of course, we have folks two guys,
a guy and a girl, I should say, in studio
Menace and Sammy, who are never read a book between

(01:33:09):
the two of them in high school. Yeah, so they
compete against the drunk and I have a special prize
for them a book.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
All right, folks, what this is Trader Joe's Halloween back.
It is cute, you know, you're right, so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
It's the.

Speaker 10 (01:33:35):
Trader Joe's Last Night. It's black and green and pig
or purple. And they had these out, like a fresh
box of them, and they had a girl guarding them
because people were ravaging up. So, Sammy, if you beat
Menace and you you this, why would you on a
dumb Trader Joe's tote bag? Why would I inside that
something's warm smelled Menace? It's so it's two of the

(01:34:10):
world's collide Dinald nuggets, which are not available on Treater Joe.

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
Yeah, yeah, that is a cute overload. All right, Well,
we have a contest and let's say hi to Thomas.
Good morning, Thomas Thomas, Hey, good morning everybody. Hi boy.
All right, so you're gonna play the dui Q. You
just heard the way the rules work. We're gonna get
a guess for fun on Menace and Sammy. They're competing. Yeah,
they're gonna take this very serious lock. Yeah, you just

(01:34:35):
have to guess if the drunk is gonna get it
right or not. And before we get to the questions account,
we have a little clip here of the drunk person,
so we have a little better idea just how with
it or not with it they are? And who is
this person? C best.

Speaker 10 (01:34:46):
We've got a young lady here named Sheila, and she's
got a whole long list of things to get her
ready for the DUIQ.

Speaker 25 (01:34:52):
Al Right, I just turned twenty one, like two weeks ago,
so I can have to party. These guys put money
in my pants earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
Because I was dancing.

Speaker 25 (01:35:02):
I have had something that had run in it and
some orange stuff, and I had whiskey with coke, and
I had vodka Red Bull, and I had a yellow
shot and had some wine, and I had some beer
and I had I don't know, I think that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
I don't know Liane. Yeah, so that's that's Shila Sheila Thomas,
are you ready for question number one?

Speaker 18 (01:35:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
I was just thinking about a hangover.

Speaker 6 (01:35:37):
D U.

Speaker 21 (01:35:37):
I Q.

Speaker 5 (01:35:38):
Xenophobia is the fear of what xenophobe? And now I've
heard the word. It gets used a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:35:46):
But have people absorbed it?

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
This is what I talk about. I've not absorbed it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:50):
No.

Speaker 10 (01:35:50):
When like when we talked, we were talking about books,
and I'm like, well, there's terms like you know, like
a catch twenty two or a lolita that like people
using conversation, and that's why you want to know these things,
because you cultural color and context your your daily life.

Speaker 22 (01:36:03):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:36:03):
Again, I've heard the term, I mean, but a lot
of times people who would use a word like that
I tune out of.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
That's a good call, that's fair, fair fair.

Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
Uh. And I questioned if they even know what it means?

Speaker 10 (01:36:17):
Usually not exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
I will say, Shila, no medicine, Sammy, no sweep it
for no triple menace and Sammy, do you think that
Sheila will get it?

Speaker 12 (01:36:29):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
No, no, all right, Thomas, what do you think? Yeah,
that's a no for me too. All right? Question number
one for the d u i Q. Xenophobia is the
fear of what Sammy.

Speaker 9 (01:36:42):
That would be magazines magazine.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
Okay, Magazinhobia magazine, xenophobia, Okay, menace. I'm will bet that's wrong. Xenophobia.
I've heard this a billion times, but it is something
that's anti Jewish.

Speaker 10 (01:37:02):
Well it technically could be, but that is not the
general anti semitism.

Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
That's too Yeah, specific, it's great. You did let them know.

Speaker 8 (01:37:10):
What do you?

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
You could probably ferret it out. But it's the fear
of foreigners or the outside where you're from. Okay, all right,
well let's see if if she had come up with
that answer. If she comes up with that answer, I
might consider suicide. Xenophobia is the fear of what I know, that.

Speaker 13 (01:37:29):
Fear of the dark.

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
Are you free of the dark?

Speaker 25 (01:37:32):
No, I am afraid of emotional intimacy.

Speaker 8 (01:37:38):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
At least she's honest.

Speaker 8 (01:37:40):
Girl.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
I like her emotions right now. I like the honesty.
That's cool. All right, So congratulations, Thomas, you're on the board.
You got your first point. You only need one more,
not any I don't. I'm gonna have one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Got question number two for the d U i Q
name two Major League baseball teams. Who's mascots are types
of birds?

Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:38:05):
Baseball Baseball? Obviously we're right to the heart A playoff games.
Yes for Sammy, Yes for Sammy, No for Sheila. On
the fence with Menace, somebody, somebody sway me.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Yeah, I think you see. I think you're right to
say no to Menace. I'm not sure about Medas.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
I think I think instinct I'll say yes to Mena,
yes to Menace, yes to Sammy, no to Sheila.

Speaker 7 (01:38:30):
I'm going to say yes to Sammy and no to Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
And Shaila.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
I'm gonna say yeah, yeah, yes to Menace, no to Sammy,
and no to Shayla. All right, Thomas, what do you say?

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
I think you guys are all going to get it,
but our dust friend is not. Okay, So Shala, no,
Menace and Sammy yes.

Speaker 21 (01:38:56):
D y Q.

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
Question number two?

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
Name two major League baseball teams who's mascots are types
of birds?

Speaker 5 (01:39:02):
Menace? You have the the Blue Jays and you had
the Cardinals.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Okay, I was so not thinking of this correctly?

Speaker 7 (01:39:14):
What misinterpret this?

Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
What do you mean?

Speaker 21 (01:39:18):
How?

Speaker 8 (01:39:20):
Hold on?

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
Did I hear it wrong? Hold on?

Speaker 21 (01:39:22):
Two?

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Major League Baseball teams who's mascots are types of birds?

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
Right? And then we clarified, right, I know, I can't.

Speaker 9 (01:39:31):
Think I was thinking of the like physical mascot that
they have on the field and doesn't like the Phillies
have a weird physical mascot.

Speaker 13 (01:39:37):
That's a bird.

Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
It's a fanatictic cryptid. But there's other there's other teams
to go with.

Speaker 12 (01:39:44):
I know.

Speaker 13 (01:39:44):
And then I wrote down there.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
I can't believe I just did this.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
You wrote down what the angels angels?

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
Because I couldn't.

Speaker 13 (01:39:49):
I was like, what I was thinking so incorrectly.

Speaker 9 (01:39:52):
It's too because when I thought the Red Sox, I
was like, okay, well they have Tessie, Like I was
thinking of the mascot mascot.

Speaker 5 (01:39:59):
What else you write down? Angel two to.

Speaker 9 (01:40:03):
Right, Phillies and angels is what I was thinking, Like
the Red Sox happened, never thought, you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
Know, I mean to be fair, like the basketball team,
the Clippers have a bald eagle. Okay, it's a band. Mean,
there's so many more love obvious, like super hard.

Speaker 9 (01:40:22):
I was thinking it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
I mean, you're not getting that.

Speaker 10 (01:40:27):
We're also looking for orioles. And by the way, all
three of those have bird mascots as well. In the
field pirates have a bird of a mascot. Maybe you're
taking a parrot, the rally monkey, Yes, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:40:38):
The rally monkey.

Speaker 12 (01:40:39):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
For the Angels, that's what they have. Those were the
things that I can't believe.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
I'm so stressed out trying to get this bag that
I'm overthinking.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
Thomas, Just to just to clarify, you said that the
drunk shid that would not get this right. Correct, all right,
So if that is the case, you will be the winner.
Let's see if you are named two.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
Major League Baseball teams who's mascots are types of birds?

Speaker 11 (01:41:05):
Black bowks?

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
What that one?

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
Bred?

Speaker 11 (01:41:10):
Herron?

Speaker 13 (01:41:12):
Are they both right?

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
All those are? Hal Thomas. Congratulations, you are a winner
here on the d U i Q. Thank you good, yes, well,
congratulations to you sir. Quick and easy work for you
this morning on a prize and we appreciate. Listen to
the Woodies show, thank you and hang on, we will

(01:41:33):
we will get all of your information. Is a Herron mascots.

Speaker 10 (01:41:37):
It is for the stupid soccer team into Miami and
it's made of upcycled sports gear.

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
Cool jack as question number three for the d U
I Q, Now, Sammy, you need this one just to tie.
Have you thought about some kind of tie breaker, Steve?
If there is a tie, we'll have a dino nugget
eating chog All right, to medic congratulations on your wint alright.
Question number three, d U, I.

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
Q, who are the three main stooges?

Speaker 18 (01:42:08):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:42:08):
Come on, nice always watches three stooges and talks about
how funny it is.

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
Right, because she's an old lady and a younger person's body.
I will say that. I will say that Sammy will
get this one. I think Menace will come up at
least with one or two, but I don't think he's
gonna get all three. Can I get the bag if
I get a bonus? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:42:30):
Okay maybe maybe maybe name three more the question of
the main stooges?

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Yes, well yeah, more stooges. Okay, that's why the question
is made.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
I'm gonna I don't know it Sheila obviously, I mean
you know, obviously, yeah, but yes to Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:42:48):
No to medas same and notice Shady all right, Medicine
and Sammy. Do you think that Shila's gonna get it?

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (01:42:54):
All right? Are you guys ready with your answers. Yes,
question number three for the d u I Q.

Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
Who are the three man stoogess.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
Menace, Larry, Curly and Mo Okay, Sammy, Yes, Larry and Curly.
All right, Now there is another one, at least one.

Speaker 7 (01:43:12):
Yeah, there's three more.

Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
Can you name another one for the win? Now it's
a tie Menace Menngi, Sammy Shemp, Yeah you've heard that.
Now you haven't heard that? Now? He was hilarious. And

(01:43:36):
then there was what Curly Joe.

Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
Joe and Curly Joe?

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Wow? Greg? I mean was it a TV show or
was it a movie?

Speaker 10 (01:43:42):
Both?

Speaker 5 (01:43:42):
Mostly?

Speaker 10 (01:43:44):
All right, Sammy, Dad's super into this coming at you.

Speaker 8 (01:43:51):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
I mean technically I want technically you have a Dino nugget,
But what do you mean technically?

Speaker 9 (01:43:56):
He got two right and I only got one right,
but I got the extra point on the one.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell you what. Here's what we
can do here, here's what we can do, Sammy. You
keep the tote bag, Menace, you keep the dinal nuggets.
Is it everybody's baby here? Yeah? I mean you know,
it only seems fair and everybody gets what they want.

Speaker 10 (01:44:21):
Is now the second break that given Sammy, so she
can never hate me again.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
You see that is everything that you remember that there
will be are there everything you remember? And we should
point out those Dinald nuggets. The trader Joe's tote bags
are mini totes, so they're even cure I know. Oh wow,
you got fun of these dinal nuggets.

Speaker 10 (01:44:41):
It's one whole bag.

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
Yeah, put them in the office.

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
I think I got a stegasaurus.

Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
It took a quick break one okay, shown once again,
I'm an idiot. Pop what happened now? I forgot to
play the answer for qutch number three from our drunk
friend Shala. You got so caught up in the the
yeah and nuggets. I guess got distracted.

Speaker 10 (01:45:04):
Understand dumb. Sorry, plenty of listeners pointed out one an idiot,
I was on the text and to do that. Yeah,
So here was the question for question number three in
this last round of the d U.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
I Q, who are the three main stooges?

Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
All right? And so we mo Larry Curly shem uh
what were the other one there were? Joe? Okay, I
wouldn't have come up with come up with but did
Shela get it right? We all guess know that would
not our drunk friend Shada would not get it right.

Speaker 3 (01:45:34):
Who are the three main stooges Huey Dewey and Louis.

Speaker 5 (01:45:40):
Stewey and Louis. What do they do?

Speaker 25 (01:45:42):
They go to poke each other in the eyes and
they put their hand up really bad and they make
noises and honk each other's noses and souf.

Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
Gey Stewey and Louis.

Speaker 10 (01:45:54):
I noticed. Yeah, my dad's gotten deep into the like
Pluto TV because he watches like gun smoke and stuff. Yeah,
so yeah, a lot of that, and then Stooges will
come up and all that stuff for like old people,
bumper food for.

Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
You feel like it's kind of a thing. As a guy,
there's some kind of pressure to say how much you
love the Stooges, Like guys aren't supposed to say that
they don't like the Three Stooges. Well, especially if you're
a comedy person.

Speaker 10 (01:46:20):
Well, they were the originators of such and such a yeah,
the French school.

Speaker 5 (01:46:24):
Of yeah but no, I mean as a kid, I
loved him. Each other are the European no no, but
like itchy and scratchy.

Speaker 10 (01:46:38):
But that's the whole Jerry Lewis thing where they think
like clowns and slapstick is the highest form of comedy.

Speaker 5 (01:46:43):
And uh, Friddi you can go see bats you don't.

Speaker 10 (01:46:47):
Yeah, I'll be having some nuggets.

Speaker 5 (01:46:49):
He hates Friday, so we were like, you know what, man,
you can go yeah, don't bring the room down. Yeah yeah, yea.
So Fridday, Oki, we have for a bunch of songs
suggested from the listeners. If you have a good one
you think you'd like to hear on a future round
of Friday, ok, you can set it. Yeah, well, well
we have all the different songs here in the hat.
I will draw one out, okay, and oh it's the

(01:47:14):
Good Ones classic huh nineteen eighty something like it already.
The name of the artist is when in Rome. The
name of the song is the promise. I love this
this This is one of my favorite I love this song. Greg.
You can handle it. I can handle it.

Speaker 18 (01:47:33):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
You want to go back and forth, like, I'll do
one verse, you do another verse. That would be great.
Everybody can can join in on the on the chorus,
because every everybody knows this was This was even feature
at the end of Napoleon Dynamite. Wait, is this the
one song that goes Rome. If you want, that's Rome.

Speaker 20 (01:47:49):
From B fifty two. This is by the band When
in Rome and if you wait around the world, thank
you too.

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
I have so Greg, everybody feel free to sing along.
All right, Okay, this is gonna be so sweet. How
about I'll do I'll do first verse, all the timing
and you know the song menace and then and then Greg,
you can jump in everybody, everybody for the chorus. All
right again feature at the end of Napoleon Diamonds. All right,

(01:48:22):
I'm gonna need the lyrics BS one. If you need
a friend, look to a strange you know, Indie end.
I'll always be there.

Speaker 12 (01:48:39):
Hailing it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:40):
And when you're in doubt, and when you're in danger,
take a look a little round.

Speaker 10 (01:48:53):
And I'll be there.

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
Everybody.

Speaker 8 (01:48:56):
Come on, you got I'm riving thing for the same.

Speaker 21 (01:49:02):
I know the.

Speaker 5 (01:49:06):
Music you.

Speaker 8 (01:49:09):
Calling me?

Speaker 12 (01:49:10):
Promise, promise you all right, break your up.

Speaker 5 (01:49:16):
You're ready right when your day is through, and so
is your tennver.

Speaker 16 (01:49:25):
You know what to do.

Speaker 12 (01:49:29):
I'm gonna always be sometimes bent by shows. It's not
what's intent. These words just come outs.

Speaker 5 (01:49:45):
With no cross to Everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:49:48):
Went back on.

Speaker 5 (01:49:49):
It's our time.

Speaker 12 (01:49:50):
To shine, just thinking out the ris the same I
know that built out the way to be music you.

Speaker 5 (01:50:01):
Make you fought for me, I promise.

Speaker 21 (01:50:06):
You.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
I'm but I'm just thinking of the same. I know
they don't sound the way I'm glad to walk the
world that make you fall for me?

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
Miss you promise you.

Speaker 7 (01:50:27):
And then we got a little pretty apt never having story.

Speaker 5 (01:50:32):
Up there again, all I think about is Napoleon. Oh wait,
hold on, it's our time again here, y got it?
I tell you, I mean to tell you, gotta tell you,
I gotta tell you. I'm just thinking of what it's

(01:50:54):
the same.

Speaker 8 (01:50:56):
I know they don't sound the way I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:50:58):
Glad them to be saying you wait abound the.

Speaker 6 (01:51:06):
Promise you.

Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
I'm shutting up thinking.

Speaker 6 (01:51:10):
Of about say.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
I know they don't sound the way to want the
world to make you fu me promise shoot promise will yeah, yeah,
well yeah yeah will yill.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
Woo woo.

Speaker 5 (01:51:42):
All right, man, good, all right, more what he show's next?
Hang up?

Speaker 6 (01:51:50):
So what do you go with?

Speaker 5 (01:51:54):
What's going to do it for this hour? That's gonna
do it for today's show? And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is it for the week. It is time the weekend
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Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
Please Yeah, this weekend, avoid all the things that make
you fat, like pictures, mirrors, and scales. Yep, sounds like
good plan.

Speaker 5 (01:52:46):
Yeah that's the plan. All right, thank you very much,
Greg Gorye. Would I try to avoid mirrors as much
as I can as of just a general rule.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
Yeah, it's so disappointing. It's like a funeral, Jewish funeral,
righty you.

Speaker 5 (01:53:00):
Cover all the beers. Oh yeah, yeah, that was the thing.
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