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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is weird? The Woody Show, And we are into
another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world,
brand new week. It's Monday morning. It's October the thirteenth. Yeah,
twenty twenty five. No bad luck Monday the thirteenth. That's
Friday thirteen. Yeah, Monday the thirteenth. You would think would
be the worst because it's Monday and the thirteenth. Yeah. Anyway,
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I'm whatded that's Greg Glory birthday month, boy menace. This
year we got Gina Grad see mass Sammy Morgan is here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What he is?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The phone number you can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Some of the trending
news headlines of the day coming up this hour with
Gina Grad. Hope everybody had a good weekend. Cheers and
jeers nothing to do with me personally. All my cheer
and my jear both with things that are that are
in the news that I heard about over the weekend.
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And I'm gonna start with my cheers. Do you guys
remember the band Lost Prophets. Remember the song.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, yeah, this is a great song, one of my
favorite songs of this era.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Big huge.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, like melodic hook and whatever happened to them Lost Prophets,
Last Train Home, great song.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, their lead singer is Ian Watkins. My cheers is
that he is dead. Oh yeah, he was killed. He's
been in jail twelve years into a thirty five year sentence,
found guilty of a bunch and by a bunch, I mean,
like thirteen different charges, sex crimes against children, beast reality,
the children's stuff. Like one of the things involved a
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baby which was offered up to him by the mother
of a fan of the band. She's in prison as well.
Oh yeah, I mean it's like you read into this
story this guy is the devil, like it like he
is the human in human form, and so he's he's
been in prison anyway. Over the weekend, he was stabbed
to death by two other prisoners, slashed across the juggler,
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left in the cell block to bleed out, pronounced dead
at the scene. Cheers to the two fellas, some money
on their canteen. Yeah, what we're doing in prison, take
people out. And I always felt bad for the other
guys in the band because Lost Profits men, they were
having a moment, they were they were doing really well
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and then all of a sudden, this stuff and they
had no idea what was going on. By the way,
because you gotta figure even amongst friends, you keep this,
Oh you bury this deep. Hey, check out what I'm doing. Although,
like you know, you got fans who are participating in
these things. So how did the band? Anyway? I always
felt bad for those guys. They started a new band
called No Devotion. They took the lead singer from another
band called Thursday. I remember them, but anyway, so cheers,
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big cheers. Finally, Ian Watkins, the lead singer from Lost Profits,
was with some prison justice. We love paying taxes for that.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I want to keep people alive and pay for them
my jeers. Turning Point USA, the organization that was started
by the late Charlie Kirk. They've announced their own This
is So Dumb All American halftime show to counteract the
super Bowl halftime that's being headlined by Bad Bunny. They're
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calling it a quote patriotic alternative that celebrates faith, family,
and freedom. And they even have a website set up
for fans where you could sign up and vote on
a list of music genres or quote anything in English. Okay,
so this is a clear shot at bad Bunny, but
bad Bunny's from Puerto Rico, that's American territory and protector
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dumb and he's an American citizen because of it. It
goes back to my point of like this whole partisan
politics crap. I can't take it. I hate it. It
draws me. It's like how everybody just like just continues
to focus on the wrong things and focus on things
that just created more division and to cash in on
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the dump the super Bowl halftime show. Who cares, Literally,
there have been more years than not ro I didn't
really have any interest at all on who the halftime
performing was, and I still enjoyed the super Bowl. Yeah,
that was the time to go take a dump or
get some more chilly killing and some food and yeah,
top off your hot dogs and things like that. Yeah,
you grab another drink or something like. It's not that
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big a deal. The super Bowl halftime show has no
real impact on anybody's lives. Yeah, and it just goes
not a big deal.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Like you said, bipartisan doesn't matter what side you're on,
there's always a reason to cry victim.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, and when people argue like, oh, I'm more whatever
than you, are like this whole thing of like who's
American enough? It's always so dumb, especially like bad Bunny's
an American citizen, doesn't address any real issues. This all
American halftime show doesn't help anybody. It's a waste of time,
fuels more division. Can't stand it. That's my year. It's
moving on. Cheers all right, Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
So Cheers goes to this elderly woman I met over
the weekend. I was at the gas station on my
way to go watch the fights on Saturday, and she's
like super small, like old, like shaking woman forty right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah. She was like, man, please, can you help me?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Basically please? No, she was old and shaking. She's like,
I locked myself.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Up exactly what.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Help?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Please.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
So I'm leaving the gas station.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
She's like, can you please help me?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I walked down the street to get some milk, oh,
you know, from the gas station, and she's like, I
locked myself out of my house. I can't get back.
Can I borrow your phone? And I'm like, all right,
here we go. She's going to steal my phile go
back to China. I have trust issues, but I decided
to be a good person. I was like, you know what,
I can't help you.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
She called her husband.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
He wasn't answering, so I was like, you know what, right,
She kept leaving the voicemails and I'm like, are you
sure he's going to get the voicemail. She's like, yeah,
it's on speakerphone in the house, like how homephones used
to be.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's a machine.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Anyway, So I'm like, I'll go to your house with
you and get you in because I'm such a nice lady.
You broke her window, no, anyways, get there. Finally get
a hold of her husband, get her in. But the
whole time she's like, you're such a wonderful young woman.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And I'm like, you know what I am. I need
to hear that the internet. I like it.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Cheers is to her for, you know, appreciating how great
I am.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So cheers, thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
My jeers is to uh this chicken that I think
was bad obviously because I must have gotten like salmonella
or whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I was throwing up like.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Crazy last night, but not just normal thrown up. I
couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I was thrown
up in the kitchen sing oh my god. And then
this morning when I woke up, I realized I threw
up in the park that's like blocked.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
So it was disposal. Yeah, yeah, it's called salmon salmonillers.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Yeah, so yeah, cheers to that chicken I had, and
then me for you know, ruining the thing.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Well would call that a cheers because you look super
skinny now right, And I saved like eight.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Welcome to my first time I've done a mini Let's let's.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Let's go to Greg Greig weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
My cheers is to what I'm calling a good business weekend.
I met with somebody who took a look at the
bases that I inherited, and it turns out that one
of them might be even.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
More valuable than I thought. The guitars, yeah, the bass guitars.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
And apparently one of them, the one that I thought
was the most valuable, does not have a serial number,
and I thought, oh, that doesn't sound good. Apparently that's
a great sign, like it might be a prototype could
be worth even more. So we'll find out. I'm waiting
on one more expert. I feel like I'm living in
a U where do you find something that somebody I
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already knew And he's friends with some dude who is
literally a guitar appraiser.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Wow, now that existed.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So he's out of the country at the moment, but
the minute he gets back, he's going to take a
look at these and he might have buyers for it.
So that's pretty exciting, my jeers. This pains me to
say it is my dog, CALLI is disgusting. I've never
seen her do this before.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
All dogs are disgusting, Dolly, She's perfect, and I mean
he's they're perfect, but they're disgusting. I mean, she's never
been this disgusting though, and I thought she was above
this behavior. I'm taking her for a walk and I'm
walking by this house that has this beautiful lawn and
I'm just like, oh, it is such a nice house.
And meanwhile she's sniffing at this lawn and right in
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front of her, too late for me to react, is
a gigantic, six inch long piece of poop. And usually
she'll sniff it, no, come on, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This time without missing a beat, or grabs it and
eat it in a matter of one second.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Why do they do that? Welcome to my life. I'm
I kid you not. It ruined my day.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I thought that are so above this, that is so discussed, you'll.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Never look at her the same. She's a dog, I know,
but she's too smart for that. Good for that dog first,
everything else. Second, she's never done that before.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
She's as smart as a person, Like, don't you realize
how disgusting.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Smart as a person who eats poop? Yeah, which is
not very smart, disproportionately absolutely ruined my mood. I don't
think that's disproportionate.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
I think it is very gross because now you don't
want them to come near you at all because they
had in their mouth, and what if they accidentally lock
you or something.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You're like, how many times did you brush your teeth
that day? Greenies and stuff? My dog she won't eat
other dogs droppings, but she'll eat around. I mean like
as soon as she takes it. As soon as she
takes it, we got to be like honor like a hawk.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
We go no.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Sometimes like she'll even like like quickly as if we
dropped a pig in a blanket, like just try to
get down there, as if it's like going to be
you know, and we have to like kind of walk
out towards the lawn to to like, uh, you know,
approach her to get her to get off of it.
She's like her own human centipede.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Sometimes and sometimes like you know, she scratches to go out.
We let her out, and then she comes back in
and she sitting there and go, hey, what oh god,
get out, get away from me. She's looking at me
all cute, cute like my dad. Not nope, get the
hell away from me. I mean they're gross gross. God
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ever see dogs eat turds out of the cat box.
They love that. Dogs love cat they do. Yeah. Yeah,
people people who have dogs and cats. The dog will
get into the litter box and eat the turds out
of it. It's like chocolate. Yeah, it makes my throat
tighten up. They're gross.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I was so yeah, I said, Cally, you were so
much better than that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And what she even more disgusting is like she'll come
in and we'll like know that she just ate a log,
and then she'll go over to the water dish and
so start drinking. I'm like, oh now it's like making
it even more diarrhea ye watering gross, Like yes, like
washing it like dog, Yeah, wash it down, Yeah, just
switch it around. That's good. There you go, there you go.
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They're disgusting. Why don't you that you're an animal. Yeah,
they're awesome, but they're they are disgusting.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Like an angel became a just disgusting demon. I'm like,
oh god, gross.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, if your dog is eating poopy usually means they
have a nutritional deficiency. And I've heard that. I've asked
the VET about that. They said, yes, that's very popular
on the internet. Dog eats better than those people. Yeah,
because when people eat, because the vet knows what food
because we're feeding feeding her the food that uh that
we that they recommended, and so you know, we that
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and she eats that. It's got everything that she needs. Exactly, Yeah, exactly.
They're just and that's what the VET ended up. Look,
you know, sometimes yes that can be true, but overall,
for the vast majority of animals out there, they're just
dogs right constantly. They're not starving. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And when it comes to eating grass, there's that myth.
Oh they have an upset stomach, I'd read recently. No,
they just sometimes like eating it. They like the flavor,
they like the texture.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah. See text here says Greg, I have a bull
terrier that would take a dump, turn around and just
gobbled it. I wanted to die every time. Here's another
one texting over. My husky's always eating.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
The cat turns. I hate it all right, eight they're
so awesome. Though she poops, she's like basically afraid of it.
She runs away from you.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
But you wouldn't rather her eat her own than some
other random dogs. I'll take neither. There's no but her
own brand. Yeah, I'd be honest. I'd rather have my
dog have their own right than a random It was
already there. You're just returning it to the place from
which it came. And let's go right to Gina Grant
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with the news headlines.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
As of late last night, there are officially no more
Israeli hostages being held by hamas All living hostages were
released as part of a ceasefire deal between Israel and Palestine.
The deal was partially broken by President Trump, who arrived
in Israel early this morning. Then he's going to attend
an international peace summit in Egypt later today where he'll
sign a peace agreement with more than twenty other world leaders.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Dude, his speech was so long. I was so long.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
I was listening to it live on the way into
work and Greg heard this too. At one moment, it
sounded like there was a shooting, so he's started yelling yeah,
and then there were some banging sounds and then some yelling,
and I got all great.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
And then you know, they had a translator, so they're
supposed to translate in real time, but you couldn't really
hear the translator, So I thought, what is this guy
yelling about?
Speaker 1 (14:08):
What is happening right now?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And then there's a long pause and Trump said, well
that was efficient.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, I still don't know what happened, because again it
was audio. I mean, it's got all the hostages rout.
I saw that they you know, to come to the
hospital and they're getting you know, but like, man, what
a what a crazy You hear about that every once
in a while, people who are being held in places
in underground. Yeah, like you're on that plane and you're
on the way to finally back home. Yeah, going to
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see people that you thought you'd probably never see again. Yeah,
so's it's it's good. Yeah, I mean it's good. And
whether it sticks or not, I guess we'll see. I'm
you know, I'm skeptical like everybody else. But for today
it's good. Today it's good for sure.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Well, Hollywood icon Diane Keaton passed away over the weekend
at seventy nine years old. She was at home in
LA on Saturday when the fire department was called a
check on her, and according to report, she was taken
away in an ambulance right there. Now, we don't know
what the cause of death is yet, but a friend
of Keaton says her health had gotten really bad in
the last few months. She said her close friends and
family were keeping everything private. And you know the name,
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even you, Morgan. I'm sure she's starting huge movies like Godfather.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Ever Heard of It?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
One and two, Annie Hall, First Wives Club for all
the Father of the Bride movies and lots of people
posting tributes saying what a wonderful person she was, and
a super funny exchange with her and Steve Martin and
Martin short calling them both idiots.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So I really like that.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Well, it's already week six of the NFL season, and
last night the Chiefs beat the Lions thirty to seventeen.
But that wasn't the big headline it's what happened after
the game that everyone's talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Did you guys see this.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
The game was over, Patrick Mahomes went to shake hands
with Brian Branch from the Lions, and he blew him off.
So Chiefs wide receiver Juju Smith Schuster had a big
problem with that.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Took exception to it. Yeah, said something to Branch. Yeah,
and then yeah, Branch like hauls off and smacks Juju,
starts running after him, and the other players get involved.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Yeah, Lions coach Dan game's over.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's all over a handshake.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
He says that what Branch did was inexcusable.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
He apologized to coach Andy Reid and the Chiefs and
the league will for sure have something to.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Say about someone's getting a FedEx this week.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Well, and then even Andy Reid was like, yeah, he
messed his nose up pretty good. So we'll see then
what he Steelers had an easy win over Cleveland, a.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Stress free game. Look at you, it never happened.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
The Rams beat the Ravens. Bengals lost to the Packers.
So good weekend for you.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What if you're a Steeler fan, good weekend? The North lost, right,
watch the rat Birds lose. Great the Cincinnati lose again.
So the game on Thursday is going to be the
Steelers and the Bengals, and it's going to be like
old ass Aaron Rodgers going up against old ass Joe Flacco,
like the two oldest dues the Walker Challenge. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Well, the Chargers hit a game winning field goal to
barely be the Dolphins, and the Jets lost again, this
time to the Broncos. Week six wraps up tonight with
the Monday Night football doubleheader. You got Bills and Falcons
and the Bears and Commanders. And speaking of football, former
NFL QB Mark Sanchez remember him. He was finally led
out of the hospital and booked right into jail in
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Indianapolis yesterday.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
So just a quick recap for me there for a while.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Well, Sanchez got into a fight with a sixty nine
year old truck driver. He got stabbed after fighting this dude,
and then he was arrested for having started the fight
and going after this guy.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, Sanchez had already paid his bail, so he was released.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
But as he was walking out, the local indian News
caught up with him and asked him what happened. He said,
he's focused on his recovery and he thanks the first
responders in medical staff for saving his life. So he
is p R trained.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
Do you see his baby mama posted at who's his ex?
Who said, not surprised by any of.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
This at all.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
We're not going to have kind of surprised, right, We're like, really,
Mark Sanchez and this seems often she's like she posted
not surprised by any of this.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Damn.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
The MLB Division Series wrapped up over the weekend and
now we get to find out who's going to the
World Series. So in the National League, the Brewers got
rid of the Cubs and now they move on to
their first NLCS since twenty eighteen. They're going up against
the Dodgers. Game one is tonight in Milwaukee. In the
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American League, it took the Mariners fifteen innings to beat
the Tigers, but they did it.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
They're playing the Blue.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Jays in the ALCS and took game one, beating Toronto
three to one.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Game two is tonight, and Disney's.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Tron Aries is the number one movie this week after
weekend anywhere.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No desire. I've not seen any tron ever. You've never
seen tron, not even the old school stuff. It always
looks stupid. Oh, I think you would hate it. But
Lowland bikes. You really want to go on the Disney
World Tronto dumb to me? The way that Avatar looks dumb.
Yeah I get that. Yeah, I like, I don't know
it looks Even as a kid, I was like, I
don't know, it looks stupid.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Disney World, you are strapped in like riding a motorcycle.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
It seems to ride my pile. I've not been on
the ride yet, but it reminds me of what was
the arcade game. There was a Tron arcade game and
I played that and I thought that sucked. Yeah, remember
remember the Tron the idea? Now, yeah, it wasn't good
because my grocery store growing up, they would always have
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two arcade games sitting like kind of the end of
the checkout lanes, so the kids would go over there
and play while the parents are check and it was
popular though. You would see that game everywhere. Yeah, and
that's where I first started playing Pole Position. And obviously
you know, uh, Miss pac Man. And they got rid
of the Miss pac Man because people took too long
playing that game and they were like a build up
of people waiting to play that one. So they got
rid of that one and they put the stupid Tron
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one in there. Nobody wants it. Yeah, and it sucked,
and it was like one of the only two that
were I forever hated it. Had no interest in the movies.
I think it. Maybe that's thinking back to it, maybe
that's where it stemmed. The video game sucked and like
I don't want to see the movie. I mean it
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
When the original came out, I was a and I
was into sci fi and Star Wars and all that stuff.
And even at eleven I watched Toronto, I'm like, what
the hell is this.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
All?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Tho I was boring? But the visuals are just The
soundtrack's pretty cool. The channels songs like that new song
the ninth channel as a flaw you Mean Me to Be.
That's a great song. And then a bunch of other
stuff on that sound that's great.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yeah, we'll stick with that well, chadding Tatum's roof Man
distance second over the weekend, Leo DiCaprio's One Battle after
Another still holding strong in third place, and Gabby's Dollhouse
is number four, and The Conjuring Last Rites rounded out
the top five. Disney and Tron should be able to
hold the top spot next week too, since the only
big new release scheduled is Universal's The Black Phone.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Two anyone alright? Text over to two two nine seven
saying Neutron rules. Oh oh all right, take your word
for it.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
And a wild story blew up on social media about
how an olive garden waitress and Saint Louis totally lost
it on some customers.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh, this is a crazy story. Did you see anybody
here see the original story? No? No, The original story
was that this woman in Saint Louis olive garden waitress
flipped out on some customers over the the never none,
it's not breadsticks, right, yea.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Allegedly threw the basket of breadsticks at them, Yeah, and
didn't leave a tip. And the post even quoted her
yelling unlimited breadsticks doesn't mean unlimited free labor before getting arrested.
And it has a mugshot she looks like she's been crying.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's a whole thing. And this spreads like crazy on
social media because it's one account, because it's creat ye
with it, and they've got like two million followers.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Million server thought they were asking it too, often yeah,
and didn't get.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Tipped and tipped on these people.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
There was just one problem though, The whole story was
made up, so the picture actually belonged to.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
This college student, real woman. She had nothing to do
with this fake story. They just used her St. Louis No,
not at Olive Garden.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
It was a real She was popped one time for
public intoxication after like drinking with her friends, like on
an poor thing. The account they posted, like you said,
totally fake, has tons of followers, and once the post
went viral, well you can't put that genie back in
the bottle, and some people track down this girl started
harassing her online. She says it's her worst nightmare come
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to reality.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Something never even happened. Even though the original post was deleted.
It's the Internet. Nothing's ever deleted. It's a thousand copies
of it. Sure exactly. There was you know, somebody that
was sending us a U link to a red neck
news story. And I get that. I still to this
day get this. I would say at least now a
couple of times a year, but when it first hit,
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I was getting it multiple times a week. Oh, check
out this redneck news story. I'm sure if you Google,
it will come up that they busted a guy who
was living in the quote attic of a Walmart. I'm like,
there was no guy, there's no attic. Her urban legend.
Have you been to a Walmart. It's like a big
warehouse through the rafters to the roof. There's no attic
attict like in the castle. Yeah. Yeah, and so it was.
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It turned out, of course, it's a completely made up
BS story. It was just on one of those like
fake news sites, like the Onion Cut type of thing. Righteople.
They had some mugshot for some drug addict from some
other story that they put in that story, and yeah,
well and putting together.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, even Oligarden stepped into say this woman never worked here,
like stop this. But of course that doesn't stop people
from going after her. And it's the Internet.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
The only restaurant story I saw was this waiter started
freaking out because he saw this live.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Streamer that came into the restaurant.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
And he wanted to get like his autograph and take
photoes with him, and the customers like, hey, I'm trying
to get served here, and then they start going off
on him. So there was a big debate on if
people were you know, being extra by getting mad at
the server for being excited that this live streamer came
into the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Or should you wait till your shift's over and just
focus on your table. That's what this. The customers were saying, Yeah, cool,
Oh that's what's going on, Thank you very much, Gina
Grad Disgusting the Woody Show. Dude. So I'm sitting We're
talking about Greg's dog. Oh gosh, she's gross and disgusting.
(24:16):
Hate some food. Yeah, and uh, sitting in the office
before the show. I keep hearing these noises and I
swear I thought it was the building, because you know,
you hear those weird plumbing sounds and stuff in our
build it. Yeah, I'm sitting there like, oh god, what
(24:38):
is that? And then I heard it again. What did
it sound like? Just like the buildings settling. I'll tell
you what it was. It was dumbass Tyler and the
sounds coming from his body like you know how like
when things are moving around your guts, you get that
kind of like gurgly like like bubbling syrup kind of
sound like I swear, like his body was making the
(25:03):
craziest noises. He sounds like and it was it was
like deep, like it was happening in like some very
cavernous kind of like weird. And I said, you know,
you do you sound like the basement of an old
mansion or like some broken water heater something.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
For the monster was like gurgling and about the bus
ass or was he was hungry?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, he's uh, he's what was it? What do you want?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yeah, So I used to be on ozempic, but I
just switched over to monjar.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Let's not blame the manjar o. Yeah, let's see. You know,
how about I'm sure you know some person I know.
I don't know what you ate? Okay, what'd you eat
this morning?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I literally have not eaten anything I've had.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Did you did you have your your frozen?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Didn't even have that coke? What did you have last night?
Didn't have anything?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Your stomach is itself. You're losing. But dude, have you
heard it? Bort have you heard the sounds? Have you
caught it? Because you're sitting there at this time of
the day with him, and he's in your room there.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
I have heard today, but I've heard many a sounds
come from Tyler's stomach. And yeah, it's monstrous. It's like
a hunted house that's deciding yes, the monica all.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Over the place. It does. It's like it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Remember like when Kevin McAllister was in the basement of
the and whatever is making these like weird creaking and
gurgling whatever kind of noises and what it looks like
a monster? Yeah, yeah, that's what's inside your body, Tyler,
because there's nothing you can do about it. Here's the thing,
Tyler's like flipping me off. He's mad I'm saying this.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
But also I've seen the weird craft that Tyler eats
and how like he'll put down.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Come on, man.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
But that's that's the thing, is that I'm literally not
eating anything. I haven't bron I haven't had fast food
in like two weeks.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
Okay, no, hold on there, Tyler. Tyler, we last Tuesday
we went to a food event and list everything you ate.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Because you had had one bite of a couple things.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
What food event? Like, what kind of food event was it?
Speaker 8 (27:02):
It was like, did we went to an arena to
check out the new food for the season? Okay, and
uh you I walked into you eating an entire plate
of barbecue.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, there was right, small barbecue sandwich that took two bites.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
That's the line. There was barbecue sandwich. Then what else?
Speaker 4 (27:19):
There was a piece of steak, There was a piece
of a tostata, a little bit like a bite or
two of nachos at the end, and then a piece
of a dorito at the very very end.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
We hit.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
We hit four different locations. And then what did we
do after we all went to the arena?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
We we did stop by lazy Dog. That did happen?
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Yeah, So then we went to another restaurant immediately after
and what did they have?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I had one bite of everything, but it was like
a puff pastry, a piece of uh skewer and uh,
I can't remember. And the meatballs, no, that was all you.
I saw you wolfed down two meatballs.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
That was all you.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
Whole meet, I showed up late to the event he had.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
He had everythings were like the size of a mouse.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Seriously, really sound, I say different. The sounds coming from
his body this morning sounds like what I would imagine
that barrel in breaking bad wing when they were dissolving
a body in it. I can't even I would love
to get it captured to get the audio captured because
it's now the second time. The first time the other
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day that I heard last week was I thought that
was the building, and this morning I thought I heard
the What is going on? And then I realized, I'm like,
wait a minute, that's styler.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
A witch's cauldron in an old cartoon looks exactly like that.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, okay, it just sounds like a corpse quef.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
With that said, With that said, I will argue that
Sammy's stomach is just as loud. Oh yeah, dude, it
is crazy. I mean, it hasn't been that.
Speaker 9 (28:59):
Bad, right, It happens every so often, and that's why
I'm constantly eating. You guys see me constantly eating. If
I'm kind of off schedule, you'll hear it.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Dude. It is Wow. At least it got to the
bottom of that. But where's that sound coming from? Because
anytime I have and I am super sensitive, I don't
know about you guys, Like I'm sure Greg might be
this way when you hear a car and you hear
like a rattle or something anything, maybe like to the
point where it's like the passenger side seat belt might
be sitting in a way where the buckle part is
(29:26):
kind of knocking against the side clink and I go
and I turned the radio off, pull over, and I'm like,
I'm listening. I kind of like divert my attention over there,
and then I figure out that which area's coming from. Okay,
this is as I'm driving. Yeah, and uh, I've been
known to pull over if I can't quite reach something
safely just to get that sound to stop. And when
(29:47):
I go start driving again. Is this a guy thing?
Because my husbands like quick got it and it does. Yeah,
it is annoying. And to know where it's coming from.
And there was one the other day. It was just
it just turned out it was the drink that I had. Uh.
You know when you when you open up a soda
and there's that little like you know, the little ring
below the cap that breaks loose like when you open it.
(30:08):
It was doing this like like a little wiggle. Yeah,
it was like kind of extra loose, and it was
always making this just very faint. I had to take
peel that thing off and stuff. I can't I can't
have it.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
I can't have something wrong with your PEPSI that's right,
all right, I take a break.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
We got some more wood. You show for your next,
hang On,