October 13, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is weird? The Woody Show, And we are into
another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world,
brand new week. It's Monday morning. It's October the thirteenth. Yeah,
twenty twenty five. No bad luck, Monday the thirteenth, Friday thirteen. Yeah,
Monday the thirteenth. You would think would be the worst
because it's Monday and the thirteenth. Yeah. Anyway, I'm whatded
(00:23):
that's Greg Glory birthday month, boy menace. This year we
got Gina Grad see mass Sammy Morgan is here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What he is?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The phone number you can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Some of the trending
news headlines of the day coming up this hour with
Gina Grad. Hope everybody had a good weekend. Cheers and
jeers nothing to do with me personally. All my cheer
and my jear both with things that are that are
in the news that I heard about over the weekend.
(00:57):
And I'm gonna start with my cheers. Do you guys
remember the band Lost Prophets. Remember the song?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, yeah, this is a great song, one of my
favorite songs of this era, A big, huge, yeah, like
melodic hook and whatever happened to them?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Lost Prophets, Last Train Home, great song. Well, their lead
singer is Ian Watkins. My cheers is that he is dead.
(01:38):
Oh yeah, he was killed. He's been in jail twelve
years into a thirty five year sentence, found guilty of
a bunch and by a bunch, I mean, like thirteen
different charges, sex crimes against children, beast reality, the children's stuff.
Like one of the things involved a baby which was
offered up to him by the mother of a fan
of the band. She's in prison as well. Oh yeah,
(02:00):
I mean it's like you read into this story this
guy is the devil, like it like he is the
human in human form, and so he's he's been in
prison anyway. Over the weekend he was stabbed to death
by two other prisoners, slashed across the juggler, left in
the cell block to bleed out, pronounced dead at the scene.
Cheers to the two fellas, some money on their canteen. Yeah,
(02:26):
what we're doing in prison, take people out. And I
always felt bad for the other guys in the band
because Lost Profits Men, they were having a moment, they
were they were doing really well and then all of
a sudden this stuff, and they had no idea what
was going on. By the way, because you gotta figure
even amongst friends, you keep this, Oh you bury this deep. Hey,
check out what I'm although like. You know, you got
fans who are participating in these things. So how did
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the band? Anyway? I always felt bad for those guys.
They started a new band called No Devotion. They took
the lead singer from another band called Thursday. I remember them,
but anyway, so cheers big. Finally, Ian Watkins, the lead
singer from Lost Profits, was with some prison justice. We
love paying taxes for that. I want to keep people
(03:11):
alive and pay for them my jeers. Turning Point USA,
the organization that was started by the late Charlie Kirk.
They've announced their own This is So Dumb all American
halftime show to counteract the super Bowl halftime that's being
headlined by Bad Bunny. They're calling it a quote patriotic
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alternative that celebrates faith, family, and freedom. And they even
have a website set up for fans where you could
sign up and vote on a list of music genres
or quote anything in English. Okay, so this is a
clear shot at Bad bunny, but bad Bunny's from Puerto Rico,
that's American territory and protector dumb and he's an American
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citizen because of it. It goes back to my point
of like this whole partisan politics crap. I can't take it.
I hate it. It draws me. It's like how everybody
just like just continues to focus on the wrong things
and focus on things that just created more division and
to cash in on the dump the super Bowl halftime show.
(04:12):
Who cares? Literally, there have been more years than not
ro I didn't really have any interest at all on
who the halftime performing was, and I still enjoyed the
super Bowl. Yeah, that was the time to go take
a dump or get some more chilly killing and some
food and yeah, top off your hot dogs and things
like that. Yeah, you grab another drink or something like.
It's not that big a deal. The super Bowl halftime
(04:33):
show has no real impact on anybody's lives. Yeah, and
it just goes not a big deal.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Like you said, bipartisan doesn't matter what side you're on,
there's always a reason to cry victim.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, and when people argue like, oh, I'm more whatever
than you are, Like this whole thing of like, who's
American enough? It's always so dumb, especially like bad Bunny's
an American citizen. Doesn't address any real issues. This All
American halftime show doesn't help anybody. It's a waste of time,
fuels more division. Can't stand it. That's my year. It's
moving on. Cheers all right, Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
So cheers goes to this elderly woman I met over
the weekend. I was at the gas station on my
way to go watch the fights on Saturday, and she's
like super small, like old, like shaking woman forty right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
She was like, man, please, can you help me? Basically please? No,
she was old and shaking. She's like, I locked myself.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Up exactly what.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Help?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Please?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
So I'm leaving the gas station. She's like, can you
please help me? I walked down the street to get
some milk, oh, you know, from the gas station, and
she's like, I locked myself out of my house. I
can't get back. Can I borrow your phone? And I'm like,
all right, here we go. She's going to steal my
phile go back to China. I have trust issues, but
I decided to be a good person. I was like,
you know what, I can't help you.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
She called her husband.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
He wasn't answering, so I was like, you know what, right,
She kept leaving the voicemails and I'm like, are you
sure he's going to get the voicemail. She's like, yeah,
it's on speakerphone in the house, like how homephones used
to be.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's an answered machine.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Anyway, So I'm like, I'll go to your house with
you and get you in. Oh, because I'm such a
nice lady.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You broke her window.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
No, anyways, get there. Finally get a hold of her husband,
get her in. But the whole time she's like, you're
such a wonderful young woman. And I'm like, you know
what I am.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I need to hear that the internet. I like it.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Cheers is to her for, you know, appreciating how great
I am.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So cheers, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
My jeers is to uh this chicken that I think
was bad obviously, because I must have gotten like salmonella
or whatever it is. I was throwing up like crazy
last night, but not just normal thrown up. I couldn't
make it to the bathroom, so I was thrown up
in the kitchen sing, oh my god. And then this
morning when I woke up, I realized I threw up
in the park that's like blocked.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So it was.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Disposal. Yeah yeah, it's called salmon salmonillers.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah, so yeah, cheers to that chicken I had, and
then me for you know, ruining the thing.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Well would call that a cheers because you look super
skinny now, right, and I saved eight.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Welcome to my first time I've done a mini Let's let's.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Let's go to Greg greg weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
My cheers is to what I'm calling a good business weekend.
I met with somebody who took a look at the
bases that I inherited, and it turns out that one
of them might be even more valuable than I thought.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
The guitars, yeah, the bass guitars.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
And apparently one of them, the one that I thought
was the most valuable, does not have a serial number,
and I thought, oh, that doesn't sound good. Apparently that's
a great sign, like it might be a prototype could
be worth even more. So we'll find out. I'm waiting
on one more expert. I feel like I'm living in
a where do you find something that somebody I already knew,
(08:03):
and he's friends with some dude who is literally a
guitar appraiser.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Wow, now that existed.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So he's out of the country at the moment, but
the minute he gets back, he's going to take a
look at these and he might have buyers for it.
So that's pretty exciting, my jeers. This pains me to
say it is. My dog, Calli is disgusting. I've never
seen her do this before. All dogs are disgusting.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Dolly, She's perfect, and I mean he's.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They're perfect, but they're disgusting. I mean, she's never been
this disgusting though, and I thought she was above this behavior.
I'm taking her for a walk and I'm walking by
this house that has this beautiful lawn and I'm just like, oh,
it's such.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
A nice house. And meanwhile she's sniffing at this lawn
and right in front of her, too late for me
to react, is a gigantic, six inch long piece of poop.
And usually she'll sniff it, no, come on, let's go,
let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This time without missing a beat, or grabs it and
eat it in a matter of one second.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Why do they do that? Welcome to my life. I'm
I kid you not. It ruined my day.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I thought that are so above this, that is so discussed, you'll.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Never look at her the same. She's a dog, I know,
but she's too smart for that. Good for that dog
first everything else. Second, she's never done that before.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
She's as smart as a person, Like, don't you realize
how this disgusting?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Smart as a person who eats poop yah, which is
not very disproportionately, absolutely ruined my mood. I don't think
that's disroportionate.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
I think it is very gross because now you don't
want them to come near you at all because they
had in their mouth, and what if they accidentally lock
you or something. You're like, how many times did you
brush your teeth?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Days?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Greenies and stuff. My dog she won't eat other dogs droppings,
but she'll eat around. I mean like as soon as
she takes it. As soon as she takes it. We
got to be like honor, like a hawk.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
We go no.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Sometimes like she'll even like like quickly as if we
dropped a pig in a blanket, like just try to
get down there, as if it's like going to be
you know, and we have to like kind of walk
out towards the lawn to to like, uh, you know,
approach her to get her to get off of it.
She's like her own human centipede. Yet and sometimes like
(10:19):
you know, she scratches to go out. We let her out,
and then she comes back in and she sitting there
and go, hey, what, oh god, get out, get away
from me. She's looking at me all cute, cute like
my dad. Not nope, get the hell away from me.
I mean they're gross. They're gross. Ever see dogs eat
(10:41):
turds out of the cat box. They love that. Dogs
love cat they do. Yeah. Yeah, people people who have
dogs and cats. The dog will get into the litter
box and eat the turds out of it. It's like chocolate. Yeah, likes.
It makes my throat tighten up. They're gross.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I was so yeah, I said, Cally, you were so
much better than that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And she even more disgusting is like she'll come in
and we'll like know that she just ate a log
and then she'll go over to the water dish and
so start drinking. I'm like, oh now, it's like making
it even more diarrhea. Ye, watering gross like yes, like
washing it like dog yeah, wash it down. Yeah, just
switch it around. That's good. There you go, there you go.
(11:27):
They're disgusting. Why don't you remind me that you're an animal.
They're awesome, but they're they are disgusting, like.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
An angel became a just disgusting demon. I'm like, oh god, gross.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, if your dog is eating poopy usually means they
have a nutritional deficiency. And I've heard that. I've asked
the vet about that. They said, yes, that's very popular
on the internet. Dog eats better than those people. Yeah,
when people eat because the vet knows what food because
we're feeding feeding her the food that uh that we
that they recommended, and so you know, we that and
(12:00):
she eats that. It's got everything that she needs. Exactly, Yeah, exactly.
They're just and that's what the VET ended up. Look,
you know, sometimes yes that can be true, but overall,
for the vast majority of animals out there, they're just
dogs right constantly. They're not starving. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And when it comes to eating grass, there's that myth.
Oh they have an upset stomach, I'd read recently. No,
they just sometimes like eating it. They like the flavor,
they like the texture.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, see text here, says Greg, I have a bull
terrier that would take a dump, turn around and just gobbled.
I wanted to die every time. Here's another one texting over.
My husky's always eating.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
The cat turns. I hate it all right, eight, they're
so awesome. Though she poops, she's like basically afraid of it.
She runs away from you.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
But you wouldn't rather her eat her own than some
other random dogs. I'll take neither. There's no but her
own brand. Yeah, I'm honest. I'd rather have my dog
have their own right than a random It was already there.
You're just returning it to the place from which it came.
(13:19):
And let's go right to Gina Grant with the news headlines.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Well.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
As of late last night, there are officially no more
Israeli hostages being held by hamas All living hostages were
released as part of a ceasefire deal between Israel and Palestine.
The deal was partially broken by President Trump, who arrived
in Israel early this morning. Then he's going to attend
an international peace summit in Egypt later today where he'll
sign a peace agreement with more than twenty other world leaders.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Dude, his speech was so long, I was so long.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I was listening to it live on the way into
work and Greg heard this too. At one moment, it
sounded like there was a shooting, so I started yelling yeah,
and then there were some banging sounds and then some yelling,
and I go, oh great.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
And then you know, they had a translator, so they're
supposed to translate in real time, but you couldn't really
hear the translator, so I thought, what is this.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Guy yelling about? What is happening right now?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And then there's a long pause, and Trump said, well
that was efficient.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
Yeah, I still don't know what happened, because again it
was audio. Yeah, I mean it's got all the hostages rout.
I saw that they you know, to come to the
hospital and they're getting you know, but like, man, what
a what a crazy You hear about that.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Every once in a while, people who are being held
in places in underground. Yeah, like you're on that plane
and you're on the way to finally back home. Yeah,
going to see people that you thought you'd probably never
see again. Yeah, so's it's it's good. Yeah, I mean
it's good. And whether it sticks or not, I guess
we'll see. I'm you know, I'm skeptical like everybody else,
but for today it's good. Today it's good for sure.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Well, Hollywood icon Diane Keaton passed away over the weekend
at seventy nine years old. She was at home in
LA on Saturday when the fire department was called a
check on her, and according to report, she was taken
away in an ambulance right there. Now, we don't know
what the cause of death is yet, but a friend
of Keaton says her health had gotten really bad in
the last few months. She said her close friends and
family were keeping everything private. And you know the name,
(15:10):
even you, Morgan. I'm sure she's starting huge movies like
Godfather Ever heard of It? One and two Annie Hall,
First Wives Club for all the Father of the Bride
movies and lots of people posting tributes saying what a
wonderful person she was, and a super funny exchange with
her and Steve Martin and Martin short calling them both idiots.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So I really like that.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Well, it's already Week six of the NFL season, and
last night the Chiefs beat the Lions thirty to seventeen.
But that wasn't the big headline. It's what happened after
the game that everyone's talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Did you guys see this?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
The game was over, Patrick Mahomes went to shake hands
with Brian Branch from the Lions and he blew him off.
So Chiefs wide receiver Juju Smith Schuster had a big
problem with that.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Took exception to it. Yeah, said something to Branch. Yeah,
and then yeah, Branch like hauls off and smacks starts
running after him and the other players get involved. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Lions coach Dan games over all over a handshake. Yeah,
he says that what Branch did was inexcusable. He apologized
to coach Andy Reid and the Chiefs and the league
will for sure have something to.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Say about someone's getting a FedEx this week.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Well, and then even Andy Reid was like, yeah, he
messed his nose up pretty good. So we'll see then
what he Steelers had an easy win over Cleveland, then.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
A stress free game. Look at you, it never happened.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
The Rams beat the Ravens. Bengals lost to the Packers.
So good weekend for you.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What if you're a Steeler fan, good weekend? The North lost, right,
watch the rat Birds lose. Great, the Cincinnati lose again.
So the game on Thursday is going to be the
Steelers and the Bengals, and it's going to be like
old ass Aaron Rodgers going up against old ass Joe Flacco,
like the two oldest dues the Walker Challenge. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Well, the Chargers hit a game winning field goal to
barely be the Dolphins, and the Jets lost again, this
time to the Broncos. Week six wraps up tonight with
a Monday night football doubleheader. You got Bills and Falcons
and the Bears and Commanders. And speaking of football, former
NFL QB Mark Sanchez remember him. He was finally led
out of the hospital and booked right into jail in
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Indianapolis yesterday.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
So just a quick recap for me there for a while.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Well, Sanchez got into a fight with a sixty nine
year old truck driver. He got stabbed after fighting this dude,
and then he was arrested for having started the fight
and going after this guy.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, Sanchez had already paid his bail, so he was released.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
But as he was walking out, the local indian News
caught up with him and asked him what happened. He said,
he's focused on his recovery and he thanks the first
responders in medical staff for saving his life.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
So he is p R trained.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Do you see his baby? Mama posted at who's his ex?
Who said, not surprised by any of.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
This at all.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
We're not going to have kind of surprised, right, We're like, really,
Mark Sanchez and this seems often she's like she posted
not surprised by any of this.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
The MLB Division Series wrapped up over the weekend and
now we get to find out.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Who's going to the World Series.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
So in the National League, the Brewers got rid of
the Cubs and now they move on to their first
NLCS since twenty eighteen. They're going up against the Dodgers.
Game one is tonight in Milwaukee. In the American League,
it took the Mariners fifteen innings to beat the Tigers,
but they did it. They're playing the Blue Jays in
the ALCS and took Game one, beating Toronto three to one.
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Game two is tonight, and Disney's Tron Aries is the
number one movie this week after weekend anywhere.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No desire. I've not seen any tron ever. You seen
tron not even the old school stuff. It always looks stupid. Oh,
I think you would hate it. But Lowland bikes. You
really want to go on the Disney World tronto? Dumb
to me? The way that avatar looks dumb. Yeah, I
get that. Yeah, I like, I don't know it looks
Even as a kid, I was like, I don't know,
it looks stupid.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Disney World. You are strapped in like riding a motorcycle.
It seems to ride my people.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I've not been on the ride yet, but it reminds
me of what was the arcade game? There was a
Tron arcade game and I played that and I thought
that sucked. Yeah, remember remember the Tron the idea. Now, Yeah,
it wasn't good because my grocery store growing up, they
would always have two arcade games sitting like kind of
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the end of the checkout lanes, so the kids would
go over there and play while the parents would check
and it was popular though. You would see that game everywhere. Yeah,
and that's where I first started playing Pole Position. And
obviously you know, uh, Miss pac Man. And they got
rid of the Miss pac Man because people took too
long playing that game and they were like a build
up of people waiting to play that one. So they
got rid of that one and they put the stupid
Tron one in there. Nobody wants it. Yeah, and it sucked,
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and it was like one of the only two that
were I forever hated it. Had no interest in the movies.
I think it. Maybe that's thinking back to it, maybe
that's where it stemmed. The video game sucked and like
I don't want to see the movie. I mean, it
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
When the original came out, I was a and I
was into sci fi and Star Wars and all that stuff.
And even at eleven I watched Toronto, I'm like, what
the hell is this?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Although it was boring, but the visuals are just The
soundtrack's pretty cool. The Din channels songs like that new
song the ninth Channel as a Fall if you Mean
Me to Be That's a great song. And then a
bunch of other stuff on that sound that's great.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Yeah, we'll stick with that well, chadding Tatum's roof Man
distance second over the weekend, Leo DiCaprio's One Battle after
Another still holding strong in third place, and Gabby's Dollhouse
is number four, and the Conjuring Last Rites rounded out
the top five. Disney and Tron should be able to
hold the top spot next week. Too, since the only
big new release scheduled is Universal's the Black Phone two
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anyone alright?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Text over to two two nine seven saying neutron rules.
Oh oh, all right, take your word for it.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
And a wild story blew up on social media about
how an olive garden waitress and Saint Louis totally lost
it on some customers.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh, this is a crazy story. Did you see anybody here?
See the original story?
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The original story was that this woman in Saint Louis
olive garden waitress flipped out on some customers over the
the never none it's not breadsticks, right, yea.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Allegedly threw the basket of breadsticks at them, Yeah, and
didn't leave a tip. And the post even quoted her
yelling unlimited breadsticks doesn't mean unlimited free labor before getting arrested.
And it has a mugshot she looks like she's been crying.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's a whole thing. And this spreads like crazy on
social media because it's one account, because it's creat ye
with it, and they've got like two million followers million
server thought they were asking it too often, Yeah, and
didn't get tipped and tipped on these people.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
There was just one problem though, The whole story was
made up, so the picture actually belonged to.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
This college student, real woman. She had nothing to do
with this fake story. They just used her St. Louis No,
not at Olive Garden.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
It was a real She was popped one time for
public intoxication after like drinking with her friends, like on
a poor thing. The account they posted, like you said,
totally fake, has tons of followers, and once the post
went viral, well you can't put that genie back in
the bottle, and some people track down this girl started
harassing her online. She says it's her worst nightmare come
(22:20):
to reality. Something never even happened, even though the original
post was deleted.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's the Internet. Nothing's ever deleted. It's a thousand copies
of it. Sure, exactly, there was, you know, somebody that
was sending us a link to a redneck news story.
And I get that. I still to this day get this.
I would say at least now a couple of times
a year, but when it first hit, I was getting
it multiple times a week. Oh, check out this redneck
news story. I'm sure if you google it will come
(22:47):
up that they busted a guy who was living in
the quote attic of a Walmart. I'm like, there was
no guy, there's no attic her urban legend. Have you
been to a Walmart. It's like a big warehouse through
the rafters to the room. There's no attic attict like
in the castle.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, and so it was. It turned out, of course
it's a completely made up BS story. It was just
on one of those like fake news sites like the
Onion Cut type of thing. Right, people, they had some
mugshot for some drug addict from some other story that
they put in that story and yeah, well and putting together.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yeah, even Oligarden stepped into say this woman never worked here,
like stop this. But of course that doesn't stop people
from going after her.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And it's the Internet.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
The only restaurant story I saw was this waiter started
freaking out because he saw this live.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Streamer that came into the restaurant.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
And he wanted to get like his autograph and take
photoes with him, and the customers like, hey, I'm trying
to get served here, and then they start going off
on him. So there was a big debate on if
people were you know, being extra by getting mad at
the server for being excited that this live streamer came
into the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Or should you wait till your shift's over and just
focus on your table? That's what this. The customers were saying, Yeah, cool,
oh that's what's going on. Thank you very much, Gina
Grad Disgusting the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
So I'm sitting We're talking about Greg's dog. Oh gosh's
gross and disgusting. Hate some food. Yeah, and uh, sitting
in the office before the show. I keep hearing these
noises and I swear I thought it was the building
because you know, you hear those weird plumbing sounds and
(24:31):
stuff in it. Yeah, I'm sitting there like, oh god,
what is that? And then I heard it again. What
did it sound like? Just like the buildings settling. I'll
tell you what it was. It was dumbass Tyler and
the sounds coming from his body like you know how
like when things are moving around your gusts, you get
(24:53):
that kind of like gurgy, like like bubbling syrup kind
of sound like I swear like his body was making
the craziest noises he sounds like, And it was it
was like deep, like it was happening in like some
very cavernous kind of like weird, And I said, you
(25:14):
do you sound like the basement of an old mansion
or like some broken water heater something. For the monster
was like gurgling and about.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
The bus ass or was he was hungry?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, he's uh, he's what was it? What do you want?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (25:32):
Yeah, so I used to be on ozempic, but I
just switched over to monjar.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Let's not blame the manjar O. Yeah, let's see you
know how about I'm I'm sure you know some person
I know. I don't know what you ate?
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Okay, what'd you eat this morning? I literally have not
eaten anything I've had.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
He's a did you did you have your your frozen?
Didn't even have that coke? What did you have last night?
Didn't have anything? Your stomach is itself. You're losing due.
Have you heard it, bort, have you heard the sounds?
Have you caught it? Because you're sitting there at this
time of the day with him, and he's in your
room there.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
I have heard today, but I've heard many a sounds
come from Tyler's stomach. And yeah, it's monstrous. It's like
a hunted house that's deciding.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yes. The monica all over the place, it does. It's
like it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Remember like when Kevin McAllister was in the basement of
the and whatever is making these like weird creaking and
gurgling whatever kind of noises and what it looks like
a monster. Yeah, yeah, that's what's inside your body, Tyler,
because there's nothing you can do about it. Here's the thing,
Tyler's like flipping me off. He's mad I'm saying this.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
But also I've seen the weird craft that Tyler eats
and how like he'll put down.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Come on, man.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
But that's that's the thing, is that I'm literally not
eating anything. I haven't bron I haven't had fast food
in like two weeks.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Okay, no, hold on there, Tyler. Tyler, we last Tuesday
we went to a food event and list everything you ate.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Because you had had one bite of a couple things.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
What food event? Like, what kind of food event was it?
Speaker 7 (27:02):
It was like, did we went to an arena to
check out the new food for the season? Okay, and
uh you I walked into you eating an entire plate
of barbecue.
Speaker 9 (27:11):
Yeah, there was right small barbecue sandwich that took two bites.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
That's the line. There was barbecue sandwich. Then what else?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
There was a piece of steak, There was a piece
of a tostata, a little bit like a bite or
two of nachos at the end, and then a piece
of a dorito at the very very end.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
We hit.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
We hit four different locations and then what did we
do after we all went to the arena?
Speaker 9 (27:40):
We we did stop by lazy Dog. That did happen?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Yeah, So then we went to another restaurant immediately after
and what did they have?
Speaker 9 (27:46):
I had one bite of everything, but it was like
a puff pastry, a piece of uh skewer and uh,
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
And the meatballs, No, that was all you.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
I saw you wolf down too, meatballs, that was all you.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Whole meet. I showed up late to the event. He
had he had everything, but were like the size of
a mouse. Seriously, really sound, I say different. The sounds
coming from his body this morning sounds like what I
would imagine that barrel in breaking bad means when they
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were dissolving a body in it. I can't even I
would love to get it captured, to get the audio captured,
because it's now the second time. The first time the
other day that I heard last week was I thought
that was the building, and this morning I thought I
heard the like what is going on? And then I realized,
I'm like, wait a minute, that's styler.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
A witch's cauldron in an old cartoon looks exactly like that.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, okay, it just sounds like a corpse quef.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
With that said, With that said, I will argue that
Sammy's stomach is just as loud. Oh yeah, dude, it
is crazy. I mean, it hasn't been that bad.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Re right.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
It happens every so often, and that's why I'm constantly eating.
You guys see me constantly eating. If I'm kind of
off schedule, you'll hear it.
Speaker 9 (29:06):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It is Wow. At least it got to the bottom
of that. But where's that sound coming from? Because anytime
I have and I am super sensitive, I don't know
about you guys, Like I'm sure Greg might be this
way when you hear the car and you hear like
a rattle or something anything, maybe like to the point
where it's like the passenger side seat belt might be
sitting in a way where the buckle part is kind
of knocking against the s clink And I go and
(29:29):
I turned the radio off, pull over and I'm like,
I'm listening. I kind of like divert my attention over there,
and then I figure out that which area's coming from. Okay,
this is as I'm driving. Yeah, and uh, I've been
known to pull over if I can't quite reach something
safely just to get that sound to stop and when
I go start driving again. Is this a guy thing?
Because my husbands like quick got it and it does. Yeah,
(29:53):
it is annoying, and to know where it's coming from.
And there was one the other day. It was just
it just turned out it was the drink that I had.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
You know when you when you open up a soda
and there's that little like you know, the little ring
below the cap that breaks loose like when you open it.
It was doing this like like a little wiggle. Yeah,
it was like kind of extra loose, and it was
always making this just very faint. I had to take
peel that thing off and stuff. I can't. I can't
have it. I can't have something wrong with your PEPSI
(30:24):
that's right, all right, I take a break. We got
some more wood. You show for your next hang on
What is weird? The Woody Show, And we are into
another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world,
brand new week. It's Monday morning. It's October the thirteenth. Yeah,
twenty twenty five. No bad luck, Monday the thirteenth, Friday thirteen. Yeah,
Monday the thirteenth. You would think would be the worst
because it's Monday and the thirteenth. Yeah. Anyway, I'm whatded
(00:23):
that's Greg Glory birthday month, boy menace. This year we
got Gina Grad see mass Sammy Morgan is here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What he is?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The phone number you can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Some of the trending
news headlines of the day coming up this hour with
Gina Grad. Hope everybody had a good weekend. Cheers and
jeers nothing to do with me personally. All my cheer
and my jear both with things that are that are
in the news that I heard about over the weekend.
(00:57):
And I'm gonna start with my cheers. Do you guys
remember the band Lost Prophets. Remember the song?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, yeah, this is a great song, one of my
favorite songs of this era, A big, huge, yeah, like
melodic hook and whatever happened to them?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Lost Prophets, Last Train Home, great song. Well, their lead
singer is Ian Watkins. My cheers is that he is dead.
(01:38):
Oh yeah, he was killed. He's been in jail twelve
years into a thirty five year sentence, found guilty of
a bunch and by a bunch, I mean, like thirteen
different charges, sex crimes against children, beast reality, the children's stuff.
Like one of the things involved a baby which was
offered up to him by the mother of a fan
of the band. She's in prison as well. Oh yeah,
(02:00):
I mean it's like you read into this story this
guy is the devil, like it like he is the
human in human form, and so he's he's been in
prison anyway. Over the weekend he was stabbed to death
by two other prisoners, slashed across the juggler, left in
the cell block to bleed out, pronounced dead at the scene.
Cheers to the two fellas, some money on their canteen. Yeah,
(02:26):
what we're doing in prison, take people out. And I
always felt bad for the other guys in the band
because Lost Profits Men, they were having a moment, they
were they were doing really well and then all of
a sudden this stuff, and they had no idea what
was going on. By the way, because you gotta figure
even amongst friends, you keep this, Oh you bury this deep. Hey,
check out what I'm although like. You know, you got
fans who are participating in these things. So how did
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the band? Anyway? I always felt bad for those guys.
They started a new band called No Devotion. They took
the lead singer from another band called Thursday. I remember them,
but anyway, so cheers big. Finally, Ian Watkins, the lead
singer from Lost Profits, was with some prison justice. We
love paying taxes for that. I want to keep people
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alive and pay for them my jeers. Turning Point USA,
the organization that was started by the late Charlie Kirk.
They've announced their own This is So Dumb all American
halftime show to counteract the super Bowl halftime that's being
headlined by Bad Bunny. They're calling it a quote patriotic
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alternative that celebrates faith, family, and freedom. And they even
have a website set up for fans where you could
sign up and vote on a list of music genres
or quote anything in English. Okay, so this is a
clear shot at Bad bunny, but bad Bunny's from Puerto Rico,
that's American territory and protector dumb and he's an American
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citizen because of it. It goes back to my point
of like this whole partisan politics crap. I can't take it.
I hate it. It draws me. It's like how everybody
just like just continues to focus on the wrong things
and focus on things that just created more division and
to cash in on the dump the super Bowl halftime show.
(04:12):
Who cares? Literally, there have been more years than not
ro I didn't really have any interest at all on
who the halftime performing was, and I still enjoyed the
super Bowl. Yeah, that was the time to go take
a dump or get some more chilly killing and some
food and yeah, top off your hot dogs and things
like that. Yeah, you grab another drink or something like.
It's not that big a deal. The super Bowl halftime
(04:33):
show has no real impact on anybody's lives. Yeah, and
it just goes not a big deal.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Like you said, bipartisan doesn't matter what side you're on,
there's always a reason to cry victim.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, and when people argue like, oh, I'm more whatever
than you are, Like this whole thing of like, who's
American enough? It's always so dumb, especially like bad Bunny's
an American citizen. Doesn't address any real issues. This All
American halftime show doesn't help anybody. It's a waste of time,
fuels more division. Can't stand it. That's my year. It's
moving on. Cheers all right, Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
So cheers goes to this elderly woman I met over
the weekend. I was at the gas station on my
way to go watch the fights on Saturday, and she's
like super small, like old, like shaking woman forty right.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
She was like, man, please, can you help me? Basically please? No,
she was old and shaking. She's like, I locked myself.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Up exactly what.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Help?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Please?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
So I'm leaving the gas station. She's like, can you
please help me? I walked down the street to get
some milk, oh, you know, from the gas station, and
she's like, I locked myself out of my house. I
can't get back. Can I borrow your phone? And I'm like,
all right, here we go. She's going to steal my
phile go back to China. I have trust issues, but
I decided to be a good person. I was like,
you know what, I can't help you.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
She called her husband.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
He wasn't answering, so I was like, you know what, right,
She kept leaving the voicemails and I'm like, are you
sure he's going to get the voicemail. She's like, yeah,
it's on speakerphone in the house, like how homephones used
to be.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's an answered machine.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Anyway, So I'm like, I'll go to your house with
you and get you in. Oh, because I'm such a
nice lady.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You broke her window.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
No, anyways, get there. Finally get a hold of her husband,
get her in. But the whole time she's like, you're
such a wonderful young woman. And I'm like, you know
what I am.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I need to hear that the internet. I like it.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Cheers is to her for, you know, appreciating how great
I am.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So cheers, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
My jeers is to uh this chicken that I think
was bad obviously, because I must have gotten like salmonella
or whatever it is. I was throwing up like crazy
last night, but not just normal thrown up. I couldn't
make it to the bathroom, so I was thrown up
in the kitchen sing, oh my god. And then this
morning when I woke up, I realized I threw up
in the park that's like blocked.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So it was.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Disposal. Yeah yeah, it's called salmon salmonillers.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah, so yeah, cheers to that chicken I had, and
then me for you know, ruining the thing.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Well would call that a cheers because you look super
skinny now, right, and I saved eight.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Welcome to my first time I've done a mini Let's let's.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Let's go to Greg greg weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
My cheers is to what I'm calling a good business weekend.
I met with somebody who took a look at the
bases that I inherited, and it turns out that one
of them might be even more valuable than I thought.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
The guitars, yeah, the bass guitars.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
And apparently one of them, the one that I thought
was the most valuable, does not have a serial number,
and I thought, oh, that doesn't sound good. Apparently that's
a great sign, like it might be a prototype could
be worth even more. So we'll find out. I'm waiting
on one more expert. I feel like I'm living in
a where do you find something that somebody I already knew,
(08:03):
and he's friends with some dude who is literally a
guitar appraiser.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Wow, now that existed.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So he's out of the country at the moment, but
the minute he gets back, he's going to take a
look at these and he might have buyers for it.
So that's pretty exciting, my jeers. This pains me to
say it is. My dog, Calli is disgusting. I've never
seen her do this before. All dogs are disgusting.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Dolly, She's perfect, and I mean he's.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They're perfect, but they're disgusting. I mean, she's never been
this disgusting though, and I thought she was above this behavior.
I'm taking her for a walk and I'm walking by
this house that has this beautiful lawn and I'm just like, oh,
it's such.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
A nice house. And meanwhile she's sniffing at this lawn
and right in front of her, too late for me
to react, is a gigantic, six inch long piece of poop.
And usually she'll sniff it, no, come on, let's go,
let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This time without missing a beat, or grabs it and
eat it in a matter of one second.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Why do they do that? Welcome to my life. I'm
I kid you not. It ruined my day.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I thought that are so above this, that is so discussed, you'll.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Never look at her the same. She's a dog, I know,
but she's too smart for that. Good for that dog
first everything else. Second, she's never done that before.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
She's as smart as a person, Like, don't you realize
how this disgusting?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Smart as a person who eats poop yah, which is
not very disproportionately, absolutely ruined my mood. I don't think
that's disroportionate.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
I think it is very gross because now you don't
want them to come near you at all because they
had in their mouth, and what if they accidentally lock
you or something. You're like, how many times did you
brush your teeth?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Days?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Greenies and stuff. My dog she won't eat other dogs droppings,
but she'll eat around. I mean like as soon as
she takes it. As soon as she takes it. We
got to be like honor, like a hawk.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
We go no.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Sometimes like she'll even like like quickly as if we
dropped a pig in a blanket, like just try to
get down there, as if it's like going to be
you know, and we have to like kind of walk
out towards the lawn to to like, uh, you know,
approach her to get her to get off of it.
She's like her own human centipede. Yet and sometimes like
(10:19):
you know, she scratches to go out. We let her out,
and then she comes back in and she sitting there
and go, hey, what, oh god, get out, get away
from me. She's looking at me all cute, cute like
my dad. Not nope, get the hell away from me.
I mean they're gross. They're gross. Ever see dogs eat
(10:41):
turds out of the cat box. They love that. Dogs
love cat they do. Yeah. Yeah, people people who have
dogs and cats. The dog will get into the litter
box and eat the turds out of it. It's like chocolate. Yeah, likes.
It makes my throat tighten up. They're gross.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I was so yeah, I said, Cally, you were so
much better than that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And she even more disgusting is like she'll come in
and we'll like know that she just ate a log
and then she'll go over to the water dish and
so start drinking. I'm like, oh now, it's like making
it even more diarrhea. Ye, watering gross like yes, like
washing it like dog yeah, wash it down. Yeah, just
switch it around. That's good. There you go, there you go.
(11:27):
They're disgusting. Why don't you remind me that you're an animal.
They're awesome, but they're they are disgusting, like.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
An angel became a just disgusting demon. I'm like, oh god, gross.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, if your dog is eating poopy usually means they
have a nutritional deficiency. And I've heard that. I've asked
the vet about that. They said, yes, that's very popular
on the internet. Dog eats better than those people. Yeah,
when people eat because the vet knows what food because
we're feeding feeding her the food that uh that we
that they recommended, and so you know, we that and
(12:00):
she eats that. It's got everything that she needs. Exactly, Yeah, exactly.
They're just and that's what the VET ended up. Look,
you know, sometimes yes that can be true, but overall,
for the vast majority of animals out there, they're just
dogs right constantly. They're not starving. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And when it comes to eating grass, there's that myth.
Oh they have an upset stomach, I'd read recently. No,
they just sometimes like eating it. They like the flavor,
they like the texture.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, see text here, says Greg, I have a bull
terrier that would take a dump, turn around and just gobbled.
I wanted to die every time. Here's another one texting over.
My husky's always eating.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
The cat turns. I hate it all right, eight, they're
so awesome. Though she poops, she's like basically afraid of it.
She runs away from you.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
But you wouldn't rather her eat her own than some
other random dogs. I'll take neither. There's no but her
own brand. Yeah, I'm honest. I'd rather have my dog
have their own right than a random It was already there.
You're just returning it to the place from which it came.
(13:19):
And let's go right to Gina Grant with the news headlines.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Well.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
As of late last night, there are officially no more
Israeli hostages being held by hamas All living hostages were
released as part of a ceasefire deal between Israel and Palestine.
The deal was partially broken by President Trump, who arrived
in Israel early this morning. Then he's going to attend
an international peace summit in Egypt later today where he'll
sign a peace agreement with more than twenty other world leaders.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Dude, his speech was so long, I was so long.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I was listening to it live on the way into
work and Greg heard this too. At one moment, it
sounded like there was a shooting, so I started yelling yeah,
and then there were some banging sounds and then some yelling,
and I go, oh great.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
And then you know, they had a translator, so they're
supposed to translate in real time, but you couldn't really
hear the translator, so I thought, what is this.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Guy yelling about? What is happening right now?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And then there's a long pause, and Trump said, well
that was efficient.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
Yeah, I still don't know what happened, because again it
was audio. Yeah, I mean it's got all the hostages rout.
I saw that they you know, to come to the
hospital and they're getting you know, but like, man, what
a what a crazy You hear about that.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Every once in a while, people who are being held
in places in underground. Yeah, like you're on that plane
and you're on the way to finally back home. Yeah,
going to see people that you thought you'd probably never
see again. Yeah, so's it's it's good. Yeah, I mean
it's good. And whether it sticks or not, I guess
we'll see. I'm you know, I'm skeptical like everybody else,
but for today it's good. Today it's good for sure.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Well, Hollywood icon Diane Keaton passed away over the weekend
at seventy nine years old. She was at home in
LA on Saturday when the fire department was called a
check on her, and according to report, she was taken
away in an ambulance right there. Now, we don't know
what the cause of death is yet, but a friend
of Keaton says her health had gotten really bad in
the last few months. She said her close friends and
family were keeping everything private. And you know the name,
(15:10):
even you, Morgan. I'm sure she's starting huge movies like
Godfather Ever heard of It? One and two Annie Hall,
First Wives Club for all the Father of the Bride
movies and lots of people posting tributes saying what a
wonderful person she was, and a super funny exchange with
her and Steve Martin and Martin short calling them both idiots.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
So I really like that.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Well, it's already Week six of the NFL season, and
last night the Chiefs beat the Lions thirty to seventeen.
But that wasn't the big headline. It's what happened after
the game that everyone's talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Did you guys see this?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
The game was over, Patrick Mahomes went to shake hands
with Brian Branch from the Lions and he blew him off.
So Chiefs wide receiver Juju Smith Schuster had a big
problem with that.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Took exception to it. Yeah, said something to Branch. Yeah,
and then yeah, Branch like hauls off and smacks starts
running after him and the other players get involved. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Lions coach Dan games over all over a handshake. Yeah,
he says that what Branch did was inexcusable. He apologized
to coach Andy Reid and the Chiefs and the league
will for sure have something to.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Say about someone's getting a FedEx this week.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Well, and then even Andy Reid was like, yeah, he
messed his nose up pretty good. So we'll see then
what he Steelers had an easy win over Cleveland, then.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
A stress free game. Look at you, it never happened.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
The Rams beat the Ravens. Bengals lost to the Packers.
So good weekend for you.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
What if you're a Steeler fan, good weekend? The North lost, right,
watch the rat Birds lose. Great, the Cincinnati lose again.
So the game on Thursday is going to be the
Steelers and the Bengals, and it's going to be like
old ass Aaron Rodgers going up against old ass Joe Flacco,
like the two oldest dues the Walker Challenge. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Well, the Chargers hit a game winning field goal to
barely be the Dolphins, and the Jets lost again, this
time to the Broncos. Week six wraps up tonight with
a Monday night football doubleheader. You got Bills and Falcons
and the Bears and Commanders. And speaking of football, former
NFL QB Mark Sanchez remember him. He was finally led
out of the hospital and booked right into jail in
(17:14):
Indianapolis yesterday.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
So just a quick recap for me there for a while.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Well, Sanchez got into a fight with a sixty nine
year old truck driver. He got stabbed after fighting this dude,
and then he was arrested for having started the fight
and going after this guy.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, Sanchez had already paid his bail, so he was released.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
But as he was walking out, the local indian News
caught up with him and asked him what happened. He said,
he's focused on his recovery and he thanks the first
responders in medical staff for saving his life.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
So he is p R trained.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
Do you see his baby? Mama posted at who's his ex?
Who said, not surprised by any of.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
This at all.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
We're not going to have kind of surprised, right, We're like, really,
Mark Sanchez and this seems often she's like she posted
not surprised by any of this.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
The MLB Division Series wrapped up over the weekend and
now we get to find out.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Who's going to the World Series.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
So in the National League, the Brewers got rid of
the Cubs and now they move on to their first
NLCS since twenty eighteen. They're going up against the Dodgers.
Game one is tonight in Milwaukee. In the American League,
it took the Mariners fifteen innings to beat the Tigers,
but they did it. They're playing the Blue Jays in
the ALCS and took Game one, beating Toronto three to one.
(18:28):
Game two is tonight, and Disney's Tron Aries is the
number one movie this week after weekend anywhere.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No desire. I've not seen any tron ever. You seen
tron not even the old school stuff. It always looks stupid. Oh,
I think you would hate it. But Lowland bikes. You
really want to go on the Disney World tronto? Dumb
to me? The way that avatar looks dumb. Yeah, I
get that. Yeah, I like, I don't know it looks
Even as a kid, I was like, I don't know,
it looks stupid.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Disney World. You are strapped in like riding a motorcycle.
It seems to ride my people.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I've not been on the ride yet, but it reminds
me of what was the arcade game? There was a
Tron arcade game and I played that and I thought
that sucked. Yeah, remember remember the Tron the idea. Now, Yeah,
it wasn't good because my grocery store growing up, they
would always have two arcade games sitting like kind of
(19:22):
the end of the checkout lanes, so the kids would
go over there and play while the parents would check
and it was popular though. You would see that game everywhere. Yeah,
and that's where I first started playing Pole Position. And
obviously you know, uh, Miss pac Man. And they got
rid of the Miss pac Man because people took too
long playing that game and they were like a build
up of people waiting to play that one. So they
got rid of that one and they put the stupid
Tron one in there. Nobody wants it. Yeah, and it sucked,
(19:44):
and it was like one of the only two that
were I forever hated it. Had no interest in the movies.
I think it. Maybe that's thinking back to it, maybe
that's where it stemmed. The video game sucked and like
I don't want to see the movie. I mean, it
makes sense.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
When the original came out, I was a and I
was into sci fi and Star Wars and all that stuff.
And even at eleven I watched Toronto, I'm like, what
the hell is this?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Although it was boring, but the visuals are just The
soundtrack's pretty cool. The Din channels songs like that new
song the ninth Channel as a Fall if you Mean
Me to Be That's a great song. And then a
bunch of other stuff on that sound that's great.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Yeah, we'll stick with that well, chadding Tatum's roof Man
distance second over the weekend, Leo DiCaprio's One Battle after
Another still holding strong in third place, and Gabby's Dollhouse
is number four, and the Conjuring Last Rites rounded out
the top five. Disney and Tron should be able to
hold the top spot next week. Too, since the only
big new release scheduled is Universal's the Black Phone two
(20:42):
anyone alright?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Text over to two two nine seven saying neutron rules.
Oh oh, all right, take your word for it.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
And a wild story blew up on social media about
how an olive garden waitress and Saint Louis totally lost
it on some customers.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Oh, this is a crazy story. Did you see anybody here?
See the original story?
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
The original story was that this woman in Saint Louis
olive garden waitress flipped out on some customers over the
the never none it's not breadsticks, right, yea.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Allegedly threw the basket of breadsticks at them, Yeah, and
didn't leave a tip. And the post even quoted her
yelling unlimited breadsticks doesn't mean unlimited free labor before getting arrested.
And it has a mugshot she looks like she's been crying.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's a whole thing. And this spreads like crazy on
social media because it's one account, because it's creat ye
with it, and they've got like two million followers million
server thought they were asking it too often, Yeah, and
didn't get tipped and tipped on these people.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
There was just one problem though, The whole story was
made up, so the picture actually belonged to.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
This college student, real woman. She had nothing to do
with this fake story. They just used her St. Louis No,
not at Olive Garden.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
It was a real She was popped one time for
public intoxication after like drinking with her friends, like on
a poor thing. The account they posted, like you said,
totally fake, has tons of followers, and once the post
went viral, well you can't put that genie back in
the bottle, and some people track down this girl started
harassing her online. She says it's her worst nightmare come
(22:20):
to reality. Something never even happened, even though the original
post was deleted.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's the Internet. Nothing's ever deleted. It's a thousand copies
of it. Sure, exactly, there was, you know, somebody that
was sending us a link to a redneck news story.
And I get that. I still to this day get this.
I would say at least now a couple of times
a year, but when it first hit, I was getting
it multiple times a week. Oh, check out this redneck
news story. I'm sure if you google it will come
(22:47):
up that they busted a guy who was living in
the quote attic of a Walmart. I'm like, there was
no guy, there's no attic her urban legend. Have you
been to a Walmart. It's like a big warehouse through
the rafters to the room. There's no attic attict like
in the castle.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, and so it was. It turned out, of course
it's a completely made up BS story. It was just
on one of those like fake news sites like the
Onion Cut type of thing. Right, people, they had some
mugshot for some drug addict from some other story that
they put in that story and yeah, well and putting together.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yeah, even Oligarden stepped into say this woman never worked here,
like stop this. But of course that doesn't stop people
from going after her.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
And it's the Internet.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
The only restaurant story I saw was this waiter started
freaking out because he saw this live.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Streamer that came into the restaurant.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
And he wanted to get like his autograph and take
photoes with him, and the customers like, hey, I'm trying
to get served here, and then they start going off
on him. So there was a big debate on if
people were you know, being extra by getting mad at
the server for being excited that this live streamer came
into the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Or should you wait till your shift's over and just
focus on your table? That's what this. The customers were saying, Yeah, cool,
oh that's what's going on. Thank you very much, Gina
Grad Disgusting the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
So I'm sitting We're talking about Greg's dog. Oh gosh's
gross and disgusting. Hate some food. Yeah, and uh, sitting
in the office before the show. I keep hearing these
noises and I swear I thought it was the building
because you know, you hear those weird plumbing sounds and
(24:31):
stuff in it. Yeah, I'm sitting there like, oh god,
what is that? And then I heard it again. What
did it sound like? Just like the buildings settling. I'll
tell you what it was. It was dumbass Tyler and
the sounds coming from his body like you know how
like when things are moving around your gusts, you get
(24:53):
that kind of like gurgy, like like bubbling syrup kind
of sound like I swear like his body was making
the craziest noises he sounds like, And it was it
was like deep, like it was happening in like some
very cavernous kind of like weird, And I said, you
(25:14):
do you sound like the basement of an old mansion
or like some broken water heater something. For the monster
was like gurgling and about.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
The bus ass or was he was hungry?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, he's uh, he's what was it? What do you want?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (25:32):
Yeah, so I used to be on ozempic, but I
just switched over to monjar.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Let's not blame the manjar O. Yeah, let's see you
know how about I'm I'm sure you know some person
I know. I don't know what you ate?
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Okay, what'd you eat this morning? I literally have not
eaten anything I've had.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
He's a did you did you have your your frozen?
Didn't even have that coke? What did you have last night?
Didn't have anything? Your stomach is itself. You're losing due.
Have you heard it, bort, have you heard the sounds?
Have you caught it? Because you're sitting there at this
time of the day with him, and he's in your
room there.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
I have heard today, but I've heard many a sounds
come from Tyler's stomach. And yeah, it's monstrous. It's like
a hunted house that's deciding.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yes. The monica all over the place, it does. It's
like it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Remember like when Kevin McAllister was in the basement of
the and whatever is making these like weird creaking and
gurgling whatever kind of noises and what it looks like
a monster. Yeah, yeah, that's what's inside your body, Tyler,
because there's nothing you can do about it. Here's the thing,
Tyler's like flipping me off. He's mad I'm saying this.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
But also I've seen the weird craft that Tyler eats
and how like he'll put down.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Come on, man.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
But that's that's the thing, is that I'm literally not
eating anything. I haven't bron I haven't had fast food
in like two weeks.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Okay, no, hold on there, Tyler. Tyler, we last Tuesday
we went to a food event and list everything you ate.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Because you had had one bite of a couple things.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
What food event? Like, what kind of food event was it?
Speaker 7 (27:02):
It was like, did we went to an arena to
check out the new food for the season? Okay, and
uh you I walked into you eating an entire plate
of barbecue.
Speaker 9 (27:11):
Yeah, there was right small barbecue sandwich that took two bites.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
That's the line. There was barbecue sandwich. Then what else?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
There was a piece of steak, There was a piece
of a tostata, a little bit like a bite or
two of nachos at the end, and then a piece
of a dorito at the very very end.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
We hit.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
We hit four different locations and then what did we
do after we all went to the arena?
Speaker 9 (27:40):
We we did stop by lazy Dog. That did happen?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Yeah, So then we went to another restaurant immediately after
and what did they have?
Speaker 9 (27:46):
I had one bite of everything, but it was like
a puff pastry, a piece of uh skewer and uh,
I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
And the meatballs, No, that was all you.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
I saw you wolf down too, meatballs, that was all you.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Whole meet. I showed up late to the event. He
had he had everything, but were like the size of
a mouse. Seriously, really sound, I say different. The sounds
coming from his body this morning sounds like what I
would imagine that barrel in breaking bad means when they
(28:20):
were dissolving a body in it. I can't even I
would love to get it captured, to get the audio captured,
because it's now the second time. The first time the
other day that I heard last week was I thought
that was the building, and this morning I thought I
heard the like what is going on? And then I realized,
I'm like, wait a minute, that's styler.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
A witch's cauldron in an old cartoon looks exactly like that.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, okay, it just sounds like a corpse quef.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
With that said, With that said, I will argue that
Sammy's stomach is just as loud. Oh yeah, dude, it
is crazy. I mean, it hasn't been that bad.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Re right.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
It happens every so often, and that's why I'm constantly eating.
You guys see me constantly eating. If I'm kind of
off schedule, you'll hear it.
Speaker 9 (29:06):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It is Wow. At least it got to the bottom
of that. But where's that sound coming from? Because anytime
I have and I am super sensitive, I don't know
about you guys, Like I'm sure Greg might be this
way when you hear the car and you hear like
a rattle or something anything, maybe like to the point
where it's like the passenger side seat belt might be
sitting in a way where the buckle part is kind
of knocking against the s clink And I go and
(29:29):
I turned the radio off, pull over and I'm like,
I'm listening. I kind of like divert my attention over there,
and then I figure out that which area's coming from. Okay,
this is as I'm driving. Yeah, and uh, I've been
known to pull over if I can't quite reach something
safely just to get that sound to stop and when
I go start driving again. Is this a guy thing?
Because my husbands like quick got it and it does. Yeah,
(29:53):
it is annoying, and to know where it's coming from.
And there was one the other day. It was just
it just turned out it was the drink that I had.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
You know when you when you open up a soda
and there's that little like you know, the little ring
below the cap that breaks loose like when you open it.
It was doing this like like a little wiggle. Yeah,
it was like kind of extra loose, and it was
always making this just very faint. I had to take
peel that thing off and stuff. I can't. I can't
have it. I can't have something wrong with your PEPSI
(30:24):
that's right, all right, I take a break. We got
some more wood. You show for your next hang on
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