FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 28th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the resident nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question. Is it flyes.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning everybody, Happy birthday minute Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
All month long we said, hey, have your birthday month
to the birthday boy. But is his actual birthday? Crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
And I'm gonna be making hi a special tree man.
I showed us crap mac and cheese, pizza fla, no milk,
just butter.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well, yeah, the specialty butter is good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Just if you're making craft macaroni and cheese, do not
water it down with milk.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
You don't want to water it with milk.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
No, you wanna You have half a stick of butter
and the cheese and he mixed it together.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Look at them anyway. Happy birthday, Happy, actual birthday, legal,
legal birthday today. My name that is Greg Gory Medice.
Of course he's here. Happy birthday to him. We have
Gina grat Sea, maass is here. We got Sammy, who
plays a pivotal role in today's show. We'll get to
that in the second. Morgan is here, she's our associate producer.

(01:53):
We got Von our video producer, Bort and Menji are
holding things down the Woody Show production department, and yeah,
we've got the phones open eight seven seven four. You
can set us a text over to two to nine
eight seven, so we'll get a Menace birthday month update.
And we got to go back over this wish list
that so many things have happened, and we're gonna be
calling somebody else too, one of the well potential. We

(02:16):
got to clear them first through an interview one of
the five semifinalists to fly to Dubai, which is one
of the things that's always a MENACE's wish list. So
that continues today. Morgan's got another on a scale of
one to ten for us. The trending news headlines a
celebrity family feud.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Rap.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, Menace ran into a well known celebrity. I did
not one of these half assed celebrities. A well known celebrity.
And we have a round of celebrity family view that
Menace will do for his own birthday. Nice. Yeah, he
wanted to do that for us. And what I can't
wait to hear and see how it goes. We all
know that Sammy's got his boyfriend who she's mean to. Yes,
we've we've witnessed it. All he did was put his

(02:57):
arm around her, kissed her on top of the head.
What can she like? Snap down, went all like black
widow on him. Yeah, but he lived to tell the tale.
And yea, he is going to join us on the show.
He is. Yeah, he's gonna call in and we're gonna
play the newly dating game. Yeah, so we'll see how

(03:18):
well they know each other. That is coming up. We
got the entertainment stuff, the birthday stuff, birthdays, portal birthday
like that kind of thing coming up here this hour.
We'll do that here on the Woodie Show. All right, So,
speaking of some dating stuff, people are asked, have you
ever said yes to a date just to get the
free meal? No, no, that's a bad question for guys.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
But I do know I did have a friend not
my friend anymore, but she did have a friend that
she I mean, she had a guy in her phone
that she called steak Dinner.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
Oh wow, yeah, yeah, I know. I never knew his
real name. And I know a girl.

Speaker 9 (03:56):
Who was on the apps and she would go on
three or four days a week to for the free
mail and like one offs. But just like she was
an attractive girl, she could go on at least a
number of first things.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It makes sense.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
But did steak dinner lady have to or end up
have you know, going further than just the dinner.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
She probably did because she was kind of a slour nice.
But that's how like a lot of dudes were.

Speaker 10 (04:17):
Putting her phone.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's you know, transactional. Yeah, break supports. So the other
one would be just like sast food like sushi. Yeah.
So yeah, what are you feelings to you go into
your contest? Was hung for?

Speaker 8 (04:31):
I want to call rabbi?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
And I'm sure the steak dinner guy was cool with
it as long as he was getting laid.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
If she's putting out.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
I bet she was.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, that's different.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah, she's dressed to impress.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Have you ever said yes to a date just to
get the free mail? The normal are the numbers, and
that the survey on dating and Finances found that thirty
one percent of people admit it. They have, they've gone
on a day just to get the free meal out
of it. But they're pointing out to just all the
financials man. Times are tough. In fact, because of finances,
fifty one percent say they're dating less. Now, something tells
you that's not the women, because it's as much you

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want to talk about independent lady, I don't need no man.
Try to get them to pay for the date. It's
gonna get judge our core. Try to go dudge her.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Well, that's what Sammy said. She said, I wouldn't judge him,
but we wouldn't have a second date.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, well I would take. No, I would take so
when you guys had because it doesn't count on the
cruise ship. But like when you guys got back to land,
or did you guys go like out together, like we
would hit one of the ports and stuff.

Speaker 10 (05:33):
Did you guys go no? I mean he was with
this family and I was with you guys.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's not bucket of craft. So when you guys got
back to the mainland and you went on your first date,
he paid.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Yes, I can see that you have you paid for
a date yet you I mean I paid for things.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
I mean I paid for like drinks and other stuff.
Have I paid for a full meal? I mean like yeah,
but I'm mostly the like pick out takeout stuff, like
I'm not the big the sit down dinners.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
That's him.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, have you ever got Dutch in your life? I haven't.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
What are you talking about trying? So of course he's paid.
I mean unless you're like in a like a relationship
for I don't know, more than a year, then maybe
you start like I.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Saw this chick on Instagram and I've never heard this before,
but this was so great. She goes. If you're on
a first date and they dropped the check and the
guy says, you know you want to split it, you're
supposed to go, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm
so embarrassed. I didn't know you just wanted to be friends.
I thought this was a date. I'm so embarrassed, all right,
Like because you'd only go papsis if you're not.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Really you were a poor piece of crap. I thought
this was a date. I thought you wanted sex. I'm sorry.
Like my wife good line, like we'll be leaving the house,
we'll be headed so much because do I need to
bring my purse?

Speaker 8 (06:52):
I go, Okay, you're doing this charade?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah right, like literally, we're not, and we're not one
of those couples that have like separate accounts. It's all
the same.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, what does it matter? Some other stuff here? Real quick,
there's another new trend. It's called dog fishing because like,
for the most part, like everybody loves dogs, and enough
people on dating sites are finally you know, like you know,
making themselves seem more appealing, you know, putting dogs in
their profile pictures. But I always thought this was like
kind of a thing that.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
Guys did borrowing a dog.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, like you borrow a dog and you go down
to like the dog park photo. But don't you think
that would work?

Speaker 5 (07:33):
I mean, doesn't hurt the guy that has a photo? Yeah,
I think that would work. Like I think women would
talk to That's what I'm saying, but the other way around.
I don't know about uc bass, but if I saw
a photo with a chick with the dog on her
social media or a dating app, I probably wouldn't like
try to reach out to them.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You're right, I don't think that works the same way.
But I don't think so because there's too much of
a pain in the ass.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I love dogs, but I know, like once you started
being a woman with the dog, like that's gonna be
I don't know, an issue.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's always a problem. It's never a solution to anything. Here.
Here's what I know. I know, like we could be
walking through an airport and if somebody has their dog
at the airport, like, I'll turn around and go, where
did my wife go? Like where's she? She's back there
going are you just such a baby? You're so beautiful?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
And she's sitting there talking to the dog dog problem
because it only it only incentivizes that, and it gives
them positive reinforcement to bring their stupid animals places they
don't belong and they.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Don't need that. Meanwhile, like I told her, I said,
you know what, we're sitting here telling these kids don't
talk to strangers. Needed was a dog that'll do it,
like take you into a rape lley.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Or something to answer your question. Minutes, I especially when
I see a little crappy, small dog. Oh, I know
she's she's not a mature person.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
This is an idiot.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
This is a dumb young girl who doesn't understand the world.
And I just don't avoid that.

Speaker 11 (08:54):
I think of a.

Speaker 12 (08:54):
Dude had a dog in the profile photo. Oh he's
got a buddy with his dog.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
A girl. It implies to me she's lonely. Every single
shake I know that has like a dog kind of
drama too. Yeah. Well, also if they have, like what
if they have a bigger dog? Okay, so okay, I'm sorry,
I'm sure, I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
I can't have dogs.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Sorry. Have you dated women? I don't know? Yeah, okay,
so menace. Is there a difference between like Morgan and
her dog, like a bigger dog like that, and then
Sammy and her little dog? No, no, different, like you
would shy away from either one equally. Yeah, because I'm not.
I feel like that the smaller dogs are a bigger warning,

(09:36):
like a bigger red flag.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Yeah, they're just like bigger the dog, bigger the problem too,
huge dumps hairs everywhere.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, but I don't think like that. I just think
about like maybe because I associated with influencers and their
little purse dogs or like like that's more like it
kind of lends itself more to a personality trait that
I would find any agree with.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
That's what this is. Kind of what I was saying
is it is a personality trade. It's a personality crutch. Anygain,
it's a problem.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, well what.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
If you just don't have a lot of room.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
Yeah, and also can't manage a giant dog. If I
had a giant dog like Morgan's, it would rag down
the street.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, it says in the Artist, because the whole thing
is you borrow a dog. At some point they're going
to find out that you don't really have a dog. Yeah,
it says this can help find a date. Experts say
to be sure the dog owner isn't relying too much
on their dog or is weirdly overly affectionate. Also make
sure the dog is really their dog and not a
friend their physically. You want to make sure that they're.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Not well, the ones that are overly affectionate, like the
dog smothers. You know, when you walk in the door
to the dog. I have one of those dogs. It
is annoying.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, we'll see, we'll see what this relationship is all about.
A little bit later on the show. We'll we'll do
a newly dating game with Sammy and her new boyfriend Steamboat.
Willie Ye eight Woodie, you could text us. You can
check in over to two two nine eighty seven. We'll
take the break, we'll come back. Menace is going to
tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment, also
the birthdays and the corner Birthday. Next on The Woody Show,

(11:02):
hang Ono Show. Next, What's up Woody Show Podcast listeners.
It's menace. Just a heads up if you want to
come meet myself and Borts. We're gonna be at Raising
Canes the grand opening on Sunset Boulevard November fourth. It's
a Tuesday. We have a ton of giveaways one pm
to three pm. That's this upcoming Tuesday, November fourth, sixty

(11:23):
eight hundred West Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles. We'll see
you there. In the meantime, keep enjoining The Woody Show Podcast.
All right, welcome back. It's October. The twenty eighth minutes
is actual birthday, guys. Today's a National chocolate Day that's
celebrated Menace. It's also Wild Foods Day. No thank you

(11:48):
Fork Foods. Wild fourth dude, Wild Fork Foods. I'll play
playing grand b from oh Sophy. Like, yeah, it's an
International Animation Day. It's National First Responders Day. It is
a plush animal Lover's Day. Now there's another red flag
we're talking about down like when adults, especially when women.

(12:08):
I don't know really any guys, but like if a
guy has any stuffed animals as an adult, be wary,
especially if they leave them on the bed.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
Like arrange them nicely on the pillow do.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
You display you know when you see those cars and
people have a thousand stuffed animals like on the back
wind shows that shelf that's underneath the back yep window
of the car.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, there's differ between that and the stupid duck things
that jeep owners have.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Those are two different, two different things. Yeah, that's different.
I'm talking about the stuffed animals, like they should have
a bumper sticker that says I'm bipolar. Yeah, plush animal
Lover's Day and today is clucks in Pearls Day. Whatever
the hell? Then, yeah, I don't know birthday's port of
birthday coming up here in a second. First, Medica, tellus
what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Well, Jamie Fox allegedly ripped into some guests at a
house party after Glorilla the rapper if you don't know
who she is, was hit by a projectile, witnesses says.
Witnesses say that Jamie Fox had this like miniature music
festival happening at his house for his daughter for birthday
slash Halloween party. Yeah, but they kind of made it

(13:16):
like they kept on having musical performers, so Glorilla was
one of them, and somebody threw something at her on
stage and that did not make him happy, so he
got on the mic and called everybody maronic and got
really upset by that. Now, it's not really great for
Jamie Fox when it comes to birthdays, because maybe you
should stop celebrating. Because I don't know if you remember this.

(13:37):
He was at a restaurant during his birthday and some
production guys from the from Jackass, the movie and TV show,
we're taking one of those penis lasers that we have
that and they're shining it on his table, which made
him upset, and they had a conversation, and then people
started throwing glasses at each other and he was cut

(13:58):
on his face and he had a stitch. Is So
celebration of birthdays not.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Very not very uh fortuitous fortuitous for Ja.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, somebody else celebrating birthdays and Tom Hanks and Rita
Wilson they posted some photos while celebrating Rita's sixty ninth birthday.
Hot they were out swimming and they were in their
bathing suits. So Rita looks really good for sixty nine.
They were married in nineteen eighty eight. Wow, they've been
together for quite a long time. Kristen Bell and dak Shepherd.

(14:36):
This story will not go away, so I'll finally just
bring it up. People keep on wanting her to apologize
for a post that she did celebrating their twelfth anniversary. Now,
what happened was she posted a photo of them embracing
and quoted what Dax told her. And Dax told her said,
I will never kill you. A lot of men have

(14:57):
killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm
heavily incentivized to kill you, I never will.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
So she just posted that.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
I thought that was a very funny post.

Speaker 11 (15:07):
Yeah, she just.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Posted that quote.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Now people said she's making light of domestic violence all
kinds of drama. And this story has been on entertainment
websites for like two weeks. They want her to like,
how like, I don't know, bow down to this appearances. Yeah,
she said she will not do that.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
She will not apologize and she will not take it down.
What about the old like women can't live with them,
can't kill her?

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Right?

Speaker 13 (15:32):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Like you can't hit him, but sure can't real It's
almost like if you if you are the thing is
they expect her to apologize. That's why they keep asking her.
But if she was a type of person who they
knew they couldn't get an apology out.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Of, they'll just keep on how they are. They won't.
They would have moved on a week ago.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
They would have said, oh, she's not gonna care about
like initially right right, And they said this to Anthony
justl neck. First off, they wouldn't because they know he
doesn't care.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Well, now she's making a statement, so I'm sure people
won't come back that again. Okay, So I know you
guys don't follow any of this, but it involves houses,
so I'm sure Greg you would be interested. Okay, Now
Prince Andrew, part of the royal family is out.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Like the new.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Regime does not want him around at all because he
used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein. Right, but apparently
he says he'll only step down if he is given
two homes.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh and what do That's going to be easy for them? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (16:28):
Yeah, I think he did get banished from one that
comes in.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
But here's here's the issue. One of the homes that
he wants is a forty million dollar steak called Royal
Lounge in Windsor Great Park and King Charles he wants
that home for his family to be able to use.
Now Andrew's like, no, don't want to give that up,
because it says somewhere in the Royal bylaws that he
him and or his family is able to live in

(16:54):
that home until twenty seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
But not throwing him out, right, that's the question, not
if they're throwing them out. So it was part of
the Royal family. Was the legal precedent there?

Speaker 12 (17:06):
Just because you got banished from royal duties, it's still
in the Royal family rules?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, I don't know, but he wants his house. Greg,
what was it the god you told me what it was.
You were watching one of the home shows and they
used to They said something that just really rubbed Greg
the wrong one.

Speaker 12 (17:25):
It was so dumb that I committed it to memory.
The woman was saying that the architect had designed this
backyard with a swimming pool, and the swimming pool was
kind of a triangle shape, and she called it aggressively masculine.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
Triangle.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
How is it?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah, I think a triangle will be more like, yeah,
it looks exactly like one.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
And let's just.

Speaker 12 (17:47):
Say she's right and became a triangle. How is architecture
aggressively masculine? Like what are you threatened by a swimming pool?

Speaker 7 (17:55):
It's gonna dumb angle going to call you.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
It's crazy. How politically correct even that stuff like we'll
think about like you can't say master or you're not
supposed to say you can You're not supposed to say
master bedroom.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
Or master bath or primary.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, it's primary aggressively masculine backyard even like a set
of balls on like a butcher block doesn't Yeah, like
neon beer signs old like wirespool tables, things like that,

(18:32):
some bookshops made with some milk rates.

Speaker 12 (18:34):
Huh, cinder blocks on a board? Hell yeah, dog you
first entertainment center? Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Now.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Anthony Hopkins, the actor, he's a quitter greg He used
to Yeah, he used to be an alcoholic. And he
said that one day he realized that he had a
problem because he went drunk driving one day and he
blacked out and he had no clue where he was going,
and he realized, you know what, I could have killed somebody.
I could have killed a family, and uh, I realized

(19:05):
then I had a big problem.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
So that'll do it. Don't you have a drinking problem. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not drinking right now. That's what you call good teamwork.
I knew you start. It's bump, set, spike, and it's
like there.

Speaker 12 (19:21):
And I know better than to drive when I'm blacked out. Now,
I was gonna say drunk, but that has happened.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
All right, Thank you very much, Menace, no problem. It's
time for your birthdays and for your birthday show. Its Shimay.
We're gonna it's Shiver Day. We're gonna sit like it's Shiday.
And you know we don't do Happy Birthday to Menace

(19:52):
is forty six years old. Whoa dude, that's mattle weirdness, say,
Menace is forty six to day. You got the Joaquin
Phoenix who is fifty one. Julia Roberts is fifty eight.
Bill Gates shares a birthday with Menace today. He's seventy
years old. Nolan Gould, who was Luke Dumfey, the son

(20:12):
on A Modern Family Tom he's twenty seven today. Andy
Richter is fifty nine. We used to live together Dancing
with the Stars Superstar. Yeah, and you got Brad Paisley,
the country singer who's fifty three. Yes, guys, busts, what
do you want? Annie Potts Love. She was the Secretary

(20:32):
and Ghostbusters, also the voice of bo Peep and Toy Story.
Oh yeah, she's seventy four. Caitlyn Jenner is seventy six today.
Here's a fun fact. A very famous Olympia named Bruce
Jenner was also born on this day today.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
All right, yeah yeah, Bruce also suffers from dyslexia.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, you got Dennis. I don't know how, Caitlyn. True, yeah,
Dennis friends from NYPD Blue is eighty one today, and
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Johnson ak Moe the Monster, ak Moe Muscles. Whoa Yeah.
So for MENACE's birthday, it's a porno birthday boy because

(21:12):
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(21:33):
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Speaker 7 (21:39):
I'm seeing a theme.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
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Who is forty four today? And that's Porno Birthday? Your
celebrity birthdays and fat It's a Tuesday morning. Look at

(22:02):
what's happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the
Woodie Show. Do you don't really like that one? I
just hit it the right way? No Woody Show text
in all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, dude. So we've
talked about people who bring food onto airplanes before it's

(22:26):
hot food, I hate it. Here's things. As long as
it's a food that I like, I don't. I don't
care if it's something stank, like eggs, hard boiled eggs. Yeah,
it was something like that. But a lot of times
the stuff that you get at the airport is not
stuff that's going to.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Be If it's hot, do not bring it on the plane.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
The ADULTA Airlines flight took off from LA was head
of the Salt Lake City, but shortly into the flight,
the crew noticed that something was stank. Is it A
quick search it was coming from a passenger who had
brought expired food on board, and the smell was so
bad the plane was forced to turn around and go
back to l A just so they can get everybody

(23:06):
off the plane and they could dump the food. Couldn't
they just pastic bag? Isn't there the emergency hatch or something? Yeah?
No official report says what the food was. However, there
were unconfirmed reports that it was spoiled canned protein shape
that was brought on by an off duty flight attendant.
Pour it down the toilet. Yeah. The plane landed safely,

(23:28):
no injuries or sick passengers.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
You guys, this is the problem with the abundance of
caution garbage phrase that nobody should be doing. It's like, well,
you had a land for an abundant Is there something wrong?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Jump it money? Is the engine compromise? Yeah? You know
what I mean? Is there something on fire? Has Has
one of the pilots died?

Speaker 8 (23:45):
Anything on?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Something like that? Speaking of food, and new study has
come out, and this one shows how your brain works
with food. According to the study, the brain judges whether
food is healthy or tasty to you at least in
about zero point two seconds. That's much faster than they
originally thought. So immediately right, now, that's a speed record

(24:09):
that we can break. Yeah. Yeah. The study said that
the brain signals related to healthiness appeared earlier than those
signals for tastiness, which challenges the idea the taste always
wins out in food choices. Now that being said, when
we think about having a snack, the brain has already
made a quick judgment, meaning that your automatic responses might SERI,
it is something more fun. Yeah you know what I mean? Oh,

(24:30):
I know, yeah, then more of a than than it
would be like a deliberate choice. I did say. I
forget what, like what else we were saying. I said,
but it's the same way that you know, food that
is healthy doesn't necessarily taste better than the food that
is I think.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
We can all agree that that is that is bad.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
This stuff that tastes that tastes great is typically the
stuff that's bad for you. Yeah, the stuff that's good.
Because I was like, well, you just haven't found a
chef special. Yeah, you're right exactly. That's like all those
that's like all those people that tell me like, oh,
well you just haven't heard the right death meta old band. Yeah,
they say, oh, well, check out this one, and then
they all sound exactly the same. They're all bad. Yeah right,

(25:07):
like I forget what the other thing that we were
talking about, like, but you know, no.

Speaker 12 (25:11):
It was along those lines that I can't the healthy
stuff taste as good as the bad stuff, right, and
it just that's just the way it is.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, it just isn't. Well, you haven't found the chef
that's specialized. It's like, you know, I turned Greg around
on kale. Nope, haven't not meant to be eating You
got to prepare it this way. It's because Greg worked
at a pizza place at one point.

Speaker 12 (25:32):
And that's what we covered the ice on the salad
bar with. Nobody dreamt oh you know what we should
be eating.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
It's a garnish and nothing more.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Absolutely still is yeah eight four Woodie still looking forward
to this. This mac and cheese is Pizza craft mac
and cheese that butter only, Yeah, butter butter only. It
sounds like a limited edition. I think we brought this
up in Food News of a month or two ago.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Yeah yeah, really okay, I mean I think I would
have bought it if we did.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
I'm pretty sure check your archives now is this a
Is this a Walmart exclusive? Walmart? It does?

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Is it great value?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I think I bought this in a Target though. This
guy's Crafts official Crafts Pizza flavored macat so at least
will be we'll be eating soon. And of course, and
of course the birthday cake. There's always birthday cake for
someone's birthday. Manis his birthday is actual birthday? Today? She's
a birthday cake? Yes, just like it should be breaking news.
Greg Gory had to take a majorat at work. Not

(26:33):
since the Fall of Rome has there been this much devastation.

Speaker 14 (26:37):
Woody, Woody, and now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Well, we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Menaces birthdays I'm talking about. We've got
some some cakes here which reminds me of Sammy. I
owe you a little bit of money, Yeah, picked I buy?
She applies. I got three k What did you get?
I see that looks like a cookies and cream cake

(27:04):
in the back right, chopped the cake back left. The
front one is just like a little Baseball World Series
kind of thing. I'm assume that's probably some kind of
like some yellow cake.

Speaker 10 (27:16):
It's just a white cake.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, I support this. Thank you. Also got a
gift I believe from Gina. Yeah, and Gina's gift gift
we got yeah, all right, gift our card first card, Okay,
we are. It's rude to do the gift before the
car gift card in the card. It's just rude. Like
if you a gift and then there's a card, you

(27:39):
always do the cards first. Well, yeah, you're supposed to do.
You're interested in the exactly, and you got to open
it slowly and the front. Am I bad dude. That's
why I say, don't even bother with cards. Yeah, I know,
for the Yeah, the exercise of it, Like about yesterday, like,
oh I could write the best card for medicine, you

(28:00):
throw it away.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
It's like twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay. Had read the Cat with the Tierra. Yeah, and
it says I'm beautiful, I'm superior, and the entire world
revolves around me. Uh, get in touch with your inner
cat and have a great birthday, Happy birthday, enjoy the
They just skip it. Salter Salter trees trees, Yes, okay, because.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
It actually gives away what's in the what is it?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
What does it say?

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Sultry trees?

Speaker 8 (28:29):
Oh that won't give it away because I always see
it says salty nuts.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
It's a bunch of peanuts.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
You eating peanuts?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, peanut.

Speaker 7 (28:40):
I got you one flavor of wow wow, because we.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Got a lot of peanuts. That's a lot of peanuts.
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Here.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Salter trees, salt trees.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
Yeah, I hope you enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I never I've never heard that word.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Yeah, it's a new one.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
No, I've heard of saltier trees. I've heard a saltree,
so salt that with that little hiccup in there.

Speaker 12 (29:02):
You know why you haven't heard that word before, because
that's not the word. What is it salty nuts? It
says enjoy the salty nuts.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
Enjoy the salty nuts, and men read.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
It as you've never heard that word. I okay, it's
weird because now I feel less dumb and dumb at
the same time. I'm just because you rolled with it
so smooth. I haven't heard that one.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Read it's sorry, Oh it's in script.

Speaker 12 (29:36):
Sulter trees will have charcooterie and some salt. I don't
believe that I've.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Heard sultree is a word sultry, like when the weather's
Toiletry when I when I went to go Villa to
visit the palace in London, they said, sultier trees. Okay,
are you sure? Yeah? Yeah, it's for a fancy people
are type that into the Internet and see if if

(30:05):
the internet's ever heard that word, or it's just a
palace thing.

Speaker 8 (30:08):
How would you spell it tree?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Don't ask me.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
Well you read it as salty nuts.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Your search did not match any words.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Maybe it's too fancy for Google. That's got to be it. Anyway, Menace,
happy birthday you. I mean, I appreciate it. Big birthday
month going on here, and Menace has been wanting to
uh do this segment because he ran into what he said,
I don't know who it is. I really don't know
who it is yet. Messaid he ran into a legit celebrity.
I did, and that we're going to do a round

(30:37):
of celebrity family few that Menace would like to host
for us on his birth He's giving us gifts sultier tree.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
All right, Well, I did run into a celebrity who
was opening a restaurant, and he's launching a restaurant chain
with another celebrity, and let's meet him now.

Speaker 15 (30:57):
Okay, what's your name? What do you do for a living?
Ain't a man act the comedian entrepreneur?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
What we're doing out here tonight?

Speaker 15 (31:03):
We are at ac barbecue. Man, we got a couple
of lt o's. This is a little phrase I learned
the limited time offers. So it gathering some people out
here for that.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Man, Well, what's your favorite item?

Speaker 11 (31:13):
What's my favorite item? I?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Actually, you know, I named a couple of leaves.

Speaker 15 (31:16):
But the backyard briskey, the barbecue brisket is that there's
one planks on a pillow. That's my that's our kind
of boneless rib sandwich. I like that name right there.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
All right, Well, on the show we do Family Feuder.
I know you've been on Family Feud.

Speaker 11 (31:28):
Yeah, that's my dog.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Okay, you're ready for some questions? Okay, there we go.
He's got cool voice. Yeah right, we saw.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
So he's from Saint Louis, Saint Louis area. We talked
a lot about Saint Louis too, and he loves some
barbecue and he's very impressed. What he that You and
I have a burger's named after us.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
The wood burger is instead of a bun, it's a
bacon cheeseburger. But the bun on the top is a
grilled cheese sandwich, and then the bottom bun is another
grilled cheese sandwich. Two grilled cheese sandwiches with a bacon
cheeseburger thing in the middle. And then Menace has the
Menace Burger and it's a burger with like.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Cheese and then jack cheese, jack cheese and poppers on top.
It's stacked poppers shout out the hot shot.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah. And it's a chain of sports bars throughout the
Saint Louis area. And I think they've they franchised a
little bit like in the regions the real thing. But yeah,
it's on all the menus. Yeah, there's a couple of locations.
You know, you made it then, you know? Yeah? Sure,
So you guys want to play some family feud? Yeah sure,
all right, that's sure, all right, So first question and
oh yeah, yeah, it's time for what to show celebrity

(32:43):
family feud. There now it's official, all right, all right, Uh,
let's see who's going to get the first question here, Menace,
Let's go with Gina.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
First question, name something you shouldn't do at a funeral
but really want.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
To, really want to?

Speaker 8 (33:04):
Is it like laugh or would ask someone for their
phone number. Flirt, Yeah, flirt or laugh?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I think laugh is good.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
I think laugh.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, what if it's something what if it's something like
because you know, people deal with grief in different ways,
but if it's something more naughty like hook up, like yeah,
get that's not that's not appropriate for.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
You know, because you really want to I mean I'm
leaning towards Morgan, like flirt at a funeral.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
But you can laugh is better?

Speaker 10 (33:36):
Yeah, I think laugh is better. But it's your decision
because there's.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
There's like a church laugh, right what Yeah, like you've
never heard like a church laugh, like when people are like,
oh yeah, you can't stop you and you're trying to.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
Yeah, okay, let's let's go with laugh.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Feel more guilty laughing than having That's how you deal
with it. You got to shoot all the grief out,
exactly okay, exactly right, Yeah, ribbons of grief, grief, grief,
grief is very it's high protein. All right, all right,
it's Cedric the Entertainer Question Number one. Family feud name

(34:22):
something you shouldn't do at a funeral? But you really
want to laugh?

Speaker 15 (34:26):
Man, You want to laugh at funerals because sometimes people
be dressed wrong, and you know it's other people in there.
You you know that it's people that wasn't invited to
this funeral and got no business in here crying over
this man because we know you owe him twenty five.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Hours, all right, And you know what, shame on me,
because I wasn't thinking in the shoes of the person
being asked a question. In this case, a comedian probably
just default to laugh. Yeah, excellent, because he would want
to get because he would want to make jokes.

Speaker 8 (34:57):
We're on the board.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, all right, So who's getting this next question? In menace?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Let's go with great gory. Name something you would be
shocked to find in your grandmother's purse.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah, and your grandmother's a rocket rocket condo.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
A condom in case your grandma gets pregnant.

Speaker 8 (35:18):
I mean she can still get std.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Gun is good. I like gun. A lot in your
grandma's purse, A deal, yeah, like a like an extra
pair of panties.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
Yeah, always got to have an extra pair.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
A the older people gone. Older women keep a ton
of stuff in their purse. Everything a survival kit on.
Let's make a deal. Yeah, I like gun. Gun? Yeah, gun,
Well do you show celebrity family feud with Cedric the entertainer.
Let's see if you're right.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Name something you would be shocked to find in your
grandmother's purse.

Speaker 15 (35:55):
Oh man, a joint would but I would be shocked.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
But he was saying it's for a cataracts. That's think
about that. Yeah, you got another question I do. All right,
who's just gonna go to let's go with whatoody? All right?
Name something that's weird to collect? Name toenailsenails? Yeah, you

(36:25):
hear those people that have like we've read stuff about
them they have they keep everything in the jar or
in like a little coin purse. Yeah, they have a
little coin person. It's filled with out like I don't
know what what do you keep the demons?

Speaker 7 (36:37):
What about like animals?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Oh yeah, like baby teeth? Did you keep your kids teeth?
I can't remember?

Speaker 8 (36:43):
No, Yeah, why why keep those? What about like bugs
or like the dead creatures that like.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Moths and stuff like that? Or what do you say?
Something basic like stamps? I mean boring and lame coins? Yeah,
it's not it's not gonna say something like coins. I
think it would definitely be something more creepy.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
I like the actually like.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
How people like the wads of gum, like they'll make
a big gum, a giant yeah, gum or nails. I've
never like why people are so fascinated with that. Is
it the gum wall? And like people just like that's
cool for a background photos. Okay, touch it. Let's just
let's just go with uh nail nail clippings, all right,

(37:36):
nail clippings. Heedric the Entertainer celebrity, what do you show
family feud? Name a weird thing to collect?

Speaker 15 (37:43):
Oh, weird thing to collect probably would be baby teeth.

Speaker 11 (37:46):
People like you gotta do it.

Speaker 15 (37:50):
But I know somebody had a box of their kids
baby teeth and I.

Speaker 11 (37:54):
Thought that was kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
What are you gonna do try to grow another kid?

Speaker 11 (37:58):
Or damn it?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
The thing is it was right there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Well, shout out to Cedric the Entertainer and his new
barbecue spot, AC Barbecue with Ambithy Anthony Anthony Anderson, Oh
yeah Anderson.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah. So sulcial tree, that's a lot of the fuit
on the menu. It's very like either like sweet or
soiree sulcier trees. Yeah, all right, Well that's how you
do the woodies show, Family fud. We'll take a quick break.
Gina Grad will have all the trending news headlines coming
up for your next hangover, Get out.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Get the hell out of my house.

Speaker 10 (38:34):
In Jesus name, I pray you'll get in the.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Day of the law Woody Show, No Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Text in and we are looking over towards Gina Grad
to enlighten us. Tell us what's happening with the trending
news headlines.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Well.

Speaker 7 (38:57):
Game three of the World Series was last night, and
it was an eighteen inning marathon.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Almost six hours.

Speaker 8 (39:03):
Oh, I got more.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
With the Dodgers in Blue Jays tied five to five
at the end of nine in almost seven hours. Yeah,
it went a lot of extra innings. Freddie Freeman finally
got a hold of a pitch and hit a home
run over the center field wall to win the game
for the Dodgers six to five. In all, the game
went six hours and thirty nine minutes, and it's already
being referred to as one of the greatest World Series
games ever played.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
I tried. I tried to watch the entire thing without
falling asleep, But I mean, you know, it's in the
middle of our work week and yeah. Well, I had
it going on, like on my phone. I was listening
to it as I was, you know, playing there. Yeah,
and then I remember I woke up and I was like, damn,
this thing's still going. I looked over it was like

(39:46):
the eleventh inning. I'm like damn. And then I fell
back asleep and I woke up again and it was
the sixteenth inning. I'm like, ge h, Thank god I
didn't try to stay out.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
Oh well.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
LA now leads series two games to one, game four
later tonight at Dodger Stadium, and Week eight of the
NFL wrapped up last night after the Chiefs took care
of the Commanders twenty eight to seven. Chiefs running back
Kareem Hunt scored twice, while Patrick Mahomes added nearly three
hundred yards in the air along with his three passing touchdowns,
and the wain is the Chiefs third in a row
now puts them at five and three for the season.

(40:21):
For the Commanders, they fall to three and five.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Just what you thought, like, maybe you're gonna get a
break from the Chiefs. Nah, all of a sudden things
start to click. They're back, baby, Yeah, I mean they
don't look nearly as dominant as they've looked for the
last handful of years. But I mean compared to everybody else.
I mean, nobody looks super dominant this year here. I
mean that the you got the Colts, they got a
great record, you know, but it's it's they've been so

(40:45):
bad for so long, you're kind of like, is that real? Yeah,
they're what seven and one? Yeah, the Colts, I mean,
so they're they're they're looking good. But yeah, nobody really
feels super dominant.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
Cults are that good?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, I think yeah, so because their died now his
daughter took over. She's getting a lot of grief. I
like her a lot. She seems really cool. I like
the fact that she's out there, she's trying to learn everything.
She's got like a note she's taking and everything she's at,
the practices she's watching. She's got the headset on. She
wants to hear, she wants to really know how this

(41:17):
thing works and what's going on. And look just I
think that has something to do with it. I think
I has something to do with the mindset that everybody's
taking it super serious and people are giving her all
this crap like NEPO whatever. It's like dude, Well, she's
actually doing the.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
Work and it's the family business. You don't say that
about like, well my father was a shoe cobbler.

Speaker 8 (41:36):
Oh screw you.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Like, but what they do, she shouldn't get any grief
if they're winning, right, and like so a lot of
people are handed something like yes, you are the person
who owns the business now, but as far as the
doing the winning it, yeah, they just go and they
have something they're they're they're they're given an NFL franchise
in this case, and they go. But she dove in

(42:00):
first and she's trying to figure it all.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
Good for her, Absolutely, she could have sold it. Yeah,
totally right.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Well, Hurricane Melissa is now a Category five is headed
straight for Jamaica. It's probably gonna hit around midday today
and it could be the strongest storm the island has
ever seen. Yeah, as for tourists, a lot of Americans
stuck in those.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Hotels, I'm saying, yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Moving furniture around, taping up the windows, trying to sleep
where they can, and of course flights are canceled, so
they really can't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I'm trying to sound like a jerk chicken, you know,
good Okay, we're talking about major devastations. Oh yeah. In fact,
I saw a story. So you know when this thing
became the category five one hundred and seventy five miles
an hour winds, it's so bad they had to turn
around that hurricane aircraft, the ones that go into hurricane
which is their job. It was too much. It was

(42:46):
too much for it for that, that's insane.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
After Jamaica, the storm could be headed toward Cuba, the Bahamas,
Turks and Caicos and that'll cause a lot of rough
surf along our east coast.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Later this week. Now, that would be a cool flight.
I would like to do something like that, would Yeah?
I think be cool. That's what it's built for major
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Hurricane Hunter plane to turn
around early because of the dangerous turbulence near the category
five storm center. All right, what's your price, Greg to
go in that flight? Menace? A regular flight is a

(43:18):
heart attack. Yeah, I would want to do that. We've
talked about going on whether the vomit commet Yeah, yeah,
you know the plane G that does that. Yeah, it's
called zero G is the company. But like they it's
a big giant like Boeing, and it does that dive.
And when it does the dive is when you experience
quote weightlessness. They use it for astronauts and things like
okay go and okay.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
Go, are you weightless?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Though?

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Aw long as a free fall hour and a.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Half because like it climbs, climbs, climbs, levels out and
then it goes into the dive and instant in the
dove because you know, like when you go, like on
a roller coaster, you come up over it, you're off
your seat a little bit.

Speaker 8 (43:56):
I hate that feeling in your stomach where you're like, hey.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
But you don't get that because the plane doesn't have
any windows, right, so you just feel the witlessness like
and you have no frame of reference, so your I
and it's something the same with like skydiving. Your stomach
doesn't drop because you're so high up. It doesn't look
like the ground is coming at you very quickly, look,
so you're kind of suspend it up in the eni
time it is, you're so relieved you don't care.

Speaker 8 (44:19):
But all that for thirty seconds a long time, and then.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
You do it again, and then you do another one.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Oh okay, you go down the website if people want
to check out is go zero g dot com.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yeah, does it say how long? Look on it? Look
on the website. While we're doing the rest of this news,
I just see the prices is not cheap. No, it's
not cheap, I would imagine.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
But well, the government shut down. Now on d twenty eight,
the AFGE, that's the union that reps over eight hundred
thousand federal workers. They're calling on Democrats to pass a
little short term funding bill so they can reopen the
government and make sure everyone's getting paid. But Senate Democrats
are refusing unless the bill includes the healthcare extensions they're.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Pushing for, which has been the thing.

Speaker 7 (44:58):
Right so for almost a million workers who still aren't
getting paid, this isn't ending anytime.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
So yeah, because that's it, that's a big I'm saying,
that's it. That's that's a big thing. If a union
that big, you know who supports you know, the Democrats
like that, and they're saying, hey, man, get let's get
these people out. Can he passed this temporary spending thing,
Get these people back to work, Let's get them the
back pay. And they're even even to the union saying
that's again not a great sign exactly because both sides

(45:26):
are so dug in. I wonder how long is there
a Vegas line on that? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (45:31):
I think there is, right probably.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah, like how long the shutdown? Well, yeah there is
on that one website app. I was seeing it. I
was watching Offshore Betting dot Org. Greg, you're probably gonna
have to help me with the pronunciation this one right here?
What's it called? Greg?

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Call she, call she she? They're betting app? You can
do that, yep, Because I was looking up the the
Washington versus Uh.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Versus she has chiefs.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, Kansas City game, and like, if you bet like
a minimum amount on Washington, you would have got a
huge payout if they won.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got nothing.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
But it's called a long shot. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
The one that I look that I look up all
the time is the f one stuff. That's why I
have that app. But it has a lot of political stuff.

Speaker 12 (46:16):
Yes, great, And by the way, the free fall is
twenty two to thirty seconds, really long time.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
They said, overall seven minutes and fifty seven minutes and
thirty seconds of free fall of waitless duration. It's cool,
that's worth it. Yeah, I would do it. What's the
price about ten grand, ten grand more. That's even more
expensive than I thought. So grand a minute. It's pretty

(46:43):
cool though, Man.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
Would you rather do that or the storm?

Speaker 14 (46:46):
One?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Good question? I think I would rather do the zero
G Yeah, agreed, Yeah, like you're in space, I want
to do both. But as far as like which one
be more quote fun?

Speaker 8 (46:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
The zero G thing would be way more fun. We
can get fourteen seats for one and sixteen thousand. Oh
do yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:06):
Listener meet up?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Well, I mean we are about one hundred grand on
this Emirates. Yeah, we know why. I'm sure there'll be
a bunch of listeners that be down and Greg. Yeah,
you don't even know you're on a plane because you
can't even see outside.

Speaker 12 (47:19):
I'll be on the bench holding all the persons.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
Well, Sean Combs, you know?

Speaker 8 (47:24):
Did he?

Speaker 7 (47:24):
He's scheduled to be released from prison in May of
twenty twenty eight, according to prison records, though that date
could change as a reminder.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Save the date that went out exactly.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
He was given a fifty month sentence earlier this month
after being convicted on two prostitution related charges and not
found guilty on the more serious stuff, the racketeering and
sex trafficking charges. He's already gotten credit for about a
year that he's spent in jail before the sentencing, and
his release date might be moved up a year if
he completes a drug treatment program at a different facility.

(47:54):
And not shockingly, his lawyers have filed an appeal. They
say the charges used to convict him they just shouldn't apply.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
I'll get your evites. Yeah, I'm gonna have a party.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
I do it is a paperless post. Yeah, yeah, it
was cute.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeahshank redemption, ay man, what are you in for? No,
didn't do it? Lawyer f me so at the Olympics
or what? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (48:18):
For sure.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Well, the trial for the guy who murdered Charlie Kirk
is coming up, and the judge ruled on a couple
of things before it gets started. He says the suspect
will be allowed to wear his regular old civilian clothing.
I guess that was a sticking point during the pre
trial hearing. But even in his clothes, he's still going
to be restrained. And that's because the judge says the
charges are extraordinarily serious and that the safety of everyone

(48:40):
in the courtroom is the highest priority, and that a
whole shooter is scheduled to appear in mid January.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Safety. Yes, you can wear your jeans, but he's sitting
at a table and you've I'm sure, screened him before
he came to the courtroom, so he's not armed.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Yeah, but have you seen I watch all this like
courtroom stuff, and people will leap across those tables and fail.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So you have other people who are there have.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
A zip time to the chair.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
What do we care but a lot when they handcuff people. Okay,
so trial, not to sound like a you know, like
an apologist or whatever, but criminal. You know I'm not
you know I'm not right, and we for the most
part know that this guy did it right. Although nobody
quotes saw him, but these people that everybody witnessed it
and it's very everybody absolutely knows. Fine, have him in

(49:24):
the prison gear, have him restrained, the whole thing. If
someone is truly on trial and they're trying to prove
the guilt of this person, I I do agree that
I think that's unfair to have them in a prison
jumpsuit and restrained, because how does that not have how
does that not have an effect? If you're a jury

(49:44):
person You're sitting like, how does that not have an effect?
You are truly instant if I'm just using the system,
you know, I'm you know, I'm all for the instant
death part, you know. Like, but okay, so I'm just
I'm being pragmatic here. If the idea of the him
is innocent until proven guilty.

Speaker 8 (50:02):
And you're already in a jump suit, this is what this.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Whole thing's about, and you're sitting there in the in
the court, in the jumpsuit.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
Chain into a.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Desk, look guilty.

Speaker 11 (50:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Now do I think this guy did it? Absolutely? Do
I think he should get the death penalty? Absolutely? When
I used to Luigi, yeah, same thing. Is he guilty? Yeah,
of course I think he's guilty. Should you get the
death penalty? You're damn right, you should.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
Just don't. Yeah, just don't bolt him to the floor.
When I used to work in men's suiting and sell
suits for a living a living, one guy came in
and he was like, he seemed kind of downtrodden and
like a little a little depressed, And I was like,
what are you looking for? He goes, I don't know,
it is something that makes me look in a sense, So.

Speaker 8 (50:45):
We went with Navy blue.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
It does happen.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
But if you're like, you know, you're kind of guilty,
maybe you should start like selling some ads on your suit,
you knows, get a couple of dollars.

Speaker 7 (50:59):
Yeah, Well check your email because a new report says
that about one hundred and eighty three million Gmail accounts
were exposed and a big old data breach earlier this year.
Some of those passwords, you know, if they were leaked.
Google responded by saying the breach came from General Info
stealing malware, not them, and their advice is basically to
turn on that two step verification, use pass keys, set

(51:20):
your password so they're not claiming any responsibility. Just you know,
update your pace.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
You know it never works. Remember this browser, or it
sayss like, don't you know, like this is my personal computer,
it's my personal laptop. I'm logging in the Gmail. We're good.
Amazon does the same thing, like they'll send you an
OTP code or something like that, and he goes, remember this,
you know what computer, Remember and remember this device and

(51:44):
I click it every time and every time it ye,
which I guess is better than somebody inconvenience.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
I'm kind of scamming up on one of our computers
here because I can't log into my Gmail because you know,
it asks you to open up the YouTube app to approve.
Oh yeah, all right, Well that I have a new phone,
I'm not even locked into the YouTube app on my
phone and it won't let me because it wants me
to verify I don't have any devices to verify it isn't.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Isn't Google the same as YouTube?

Speaker 7 (52:13):
It must be.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, they watch you do it. But I'm saying, I
think you might be able to just open up either
the Google or the Gmail app and because I've done
that before, and it gives you the same message because
they're all tied together, all those accounts, and it'll give
you the same option. Like, is this you that I
haven't tried the Google app itself? But try that. I'm saying,
just try it if you're looking to get that done.
But it tells me to do the YouTube thing, and

(52:35):
I'm like, I'm not signed into YouTube on my new phone.

Speaker 11 (52:38):
Well.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Remember most of the countries turning back those clocks an
hour this weekend. They are saving time Sunday.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
We're gonna be so arrested.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Yeah, I know, we do get an extra hour sleep,
that's the good news. However, also means darker evenings earlier,
which reg hates and.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
What he likes. All right, Yeah, well, because with this schedule,
the goofy schedules that we got, it's it's easier to
fall asleep, and that's why you get black curtains and
everything else. But just naturally, though you always say that
you have blackout curtains, but that's when you're in your bedroom,
I'm saying, when you're doing the rest of your kitchen. Yeah,
when when doing the rest of your stuff in the
house and like things outside start getting like it naturally

(53:16):
puts you into like before you even get to your bedroom,
puts you into a an easier state of being able to.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
Well, the big old question, the big old questions always
do we keep doing daylight savings? And experts Stay says
that staying on one time all year that's the healthier way.
And of course Arizona, Hawaii, they're always on standards, they're
so healthy. And there's a bill in Congress that would make.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
It nations all the healthy people in Hawaii.

Speaker 7 (53:43):
Yeah, like always, it hasn't passed and probably never will.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah, they passed something or they talk about this would
be the last time, every time, every every issue it
I don't understand.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
I mean, we got other things going on right now, but.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
The formers, I don't. Who knows.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
Pion some all farmers alman neck than that's what's going on, Thank.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
You very much, ta grad. I feel like this is
more for people who the next step would be drinking
hand sanitized no wood. You show you forgurre. If people
doing dumb stuff, at least you can chalk this up
to kids being dumb. This thirteen year old kid, I
mean too old for this kind of crab. Thirteen year

(54:23):
old kid swallowed between one hundred and two hundred high
powered magnets. Damn he bought them online. And the magnets
they were tiny, but strong enough to form four long
chains inside the kid's gut after he ate them. And
because of the way magnets clamped together, they caused like

(54:45):
these patches of dead and testinal tissues in the kid's system.
He ended up having to have surgeries. The doctor's surgeons
removed a whole section of his bowel. Oh boy, and
that doesn't grow back, you guys know. So after understood
that after eight days, the kid was released, but he's
not out of the woods. Doctor's warning a potential long
term effects bowel obstruction, hernia's chronic pain. What a dumb ass?

(55:10):
A four year old?

Speaker 7 (55:10):
That's the thing. Like why do kids swallow stuff that
isn't food?

Speaker 8 (55:13):
But why batteries?

Speaker 14 (55:16):
Kid?

Speaker 8 (55:16):
The other day? Well, not saw him, but saw online
he swallow a bunch of batteries.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, maybe a dog would do. Maybe he was a
little sleepy, little pick me and this will this will
do it. People are dumb. Try red bull.

Speaker 8 (55:29):
His bowels gone? Does he have to pee in a bag?
That doesn't affect that?

Speaker 14 (55:33):
Right?

Speaker 12 (55:33):
No, bowels affecting your key like a philostomy bag, like
poop in a bag?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
That's possible. All right, hold on, hold on, so.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
Come on, guys, what all right, let's go.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
So he swallows. No, so he swallows. I'm just trying
to figure out how the how the math math?

Speaker 8 (55:52):
Well, I don't know what got removed from his body.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I told you of his bowel, right that a fact. Okay,
hold on, so the entire body? Uh huh, So he
wouldn't have to do what pee in a bag? He said?

Speaker 8 (56:07):
It's crazy. We're kind of late on time.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Don't you think he had the pee in the bag?
Maybe bowels because it was bowels. What do you think
where are the bowels?

Speaker 8 (56:16):
I thought it was your stomach.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
I mean it's connected to the stomach, and that would
affect what action that you do.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
Eating, drinking, digesting, you know, digestion.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah, what's a bowel movement?

Speaker 8 (56:30):
That's a bathroom thing? Whatthroom?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
But what bathroom things?

Speaker 8 (56:33):
Number two?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Number two?

Speaker 8 (56:35):
Okay, okay, So he doesn't need a pee in the
back and poop in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Possibly. Hey, look, would any of us do that same thing?
We all have to answer to it.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
Yeah, I remember what welcome So he could be pooping
in a colostic all right, the bowels affect my eating
kind of well maybe, but not your peeing.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Oh you're pooping now you called it. Anyways, that's the ticket, Morgan,
that's the ticket. I'm just saying a lot of our
commentators are picking up on Morgan's on what Morgan's I
don't know. I yeah, you're iq. Yeah, that's a nice
way to say. But you know what, she is a
naturally curious person, which that's that's the key. See, people

(57:22):
are dumb, but not curious. That's what that's the scary combination. Yeah,
and if you dumb, but if you're curious.

Speaker 8 (57:29):
I'm not afraid to ask dumb questions. I know there's
no dumb question.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
That's but that's so Morgan's allowed to ask dumb questions.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
I'm not to ask a dumb question. And look what happened.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
That's what I said. We all have to answer for
our dumb stuff. Yeah, so it's only fair there, it's
only fair that she has to as well. Exactly eight
seven seven four Wooding, you can send us. You can
send us a text over to two two nine eight
seven Morgan. On a scale one to ten, what would
you give us?

Speaker 11 (58:00):
Show?

Speaker 8 (58:01):
I want to say six to seven, but I'm sticking
with six.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
No show six seven. I watched, Uh, there was something
that popped up on social media and it was Trey
Parker with his his kids, his daughter they're doing that.
But know because that that whole South Park episode about
six seven, and uh, he got his daughter and his

(58:27):
and her friends to do some of the voice work
for the other kids at that school at south Park Elementary.
And then yeah, uh think they got to be in
the episode, and like you know, their friends thought that
was really cool. Cool. I like watching all that behind
the scenes stuff, those guys putting that crap together. Yeah,
pretty good eight seven seven four. You can send us

(58:47):
a text over to two two nine eight seven uh
if you signed up to win the flight to Dubai
with medicine I for MENACE's birthday month, I have I
have an announcement to make here in just a second.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
It's October and you know what that means. It's menaces birthday.
The counterown is fun.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, I mean, like just a couple more days left
in the mall. Wow, MENACE's actual birthday. And somebody said,
man on the text again. People have been saying this
for the last couple of weeks, but this has been
I think the most successful pretty Denis Birthday month in
the history of Menas birthday months. Pretty how many years
have we been doing this? It's been a minute, probably

(59:38):
like eight or night. Yeah. Yeah, it's been super fun. Yeah,
so really the I gotta follow up on that dude
perfect Headquarter visit. But yeah, the visit of the Jack
in the Box test kitchen thing never came through. Getting
knighted didn't come through by the country of Monaco. Yeah,

(59:59):
but didn't come through, so maybe f them. You know,
I don't know, no, no, I love Monica stand on
top of a wind turbine, which yeah, you know, I
think medic didn't really think through because then when he
announced it and we told him about people start freaking out. Yeah,
but did you change your stance on that or no.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
No doubt And people reached out that said I can
make it happen, but okay, nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
But you didn't. Oh well, I get to cross this
one off. You did go to a taping of Something's
Burning with Yeah, you haven't heard anything about that, man,
I says, tell us all about it. Was it released yet?
It's not released yet. I'm sure it's a big deal,
but I mean, you know, you got to respect their yeah,
release of you know, guests and things like that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
But it was pretty awesome, and we did talk about
a little bit about his like whole setup and how
you know he just lived a life and yeah, shout
out to poor Osos. I did leave with the bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
And then the only the only other thing that wasn't
crossed off was be an extra on the Apple TV show.
The studio didn't hear anything about that, but dude, out
of all those things, only one, two, three, four, only
five things were not not done. And the one I
think we can get it down and uh cross off
it will be the dude perfect headquarter visit. Yes, they're
in Frisco. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
Oh, and then't I I do have to shout out somebody.
The Peterson Automotive Museum.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
They reached out and I said that they got me
hooked up for F one Las Vegas. Did you bury
the lead for it?

Speaker 16 (01:01:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yeah, by the way, yeah, by the way. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
And if you're super in the cars is at Peterson
Automotive Museum. Yeah, they're super cool. Oh and TCL they
hit me up and they said they probably have some
TVs for us to give away November noise.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
So shout out to TCL. Well, happy birthday, Menace and
what a successful birthday month. I am looking forward to
And the more I talk about it, the more excited
I get. The fly to Dubai thing that we're doing. Yeah,
I mean, I can't wait to see this plane. That's
the whole thing for me. I just want to see
the plane.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
I've heard about this thing every single day from our
listeners or somebody in the hall or somebody I run
into their talking about this, do biatress.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
So many people signed up to go with us, and
we've been going through all the different you know submissions.
Oh yeah, you know, Greg and Gina c Bass Menace,
They're all going through and then we've narrowed it down
to the five finalists. And did we check to make
sure that it's up and running now, Sammy.

Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
That the website is up and running out?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Yeah, we should probably do that. We have we have
a tendency around here to not check those things and
and go on the air with something when like the
alternative income keyword stuff and it's not prepared for it. Yeah. Yeah,
it's good Internet to check it all right. Well, the
five finalists, we decided that we're just gonna announce and
tell you who they are, the five finalists, and you

(01:02:45):
can now vote. You could see a little bit about
what they submitted, and then you can vote on who
you think should go. We did not include pictures on purpose,
because you guys are jerks and you would just do
it by how they look biased. You're bought. Yeah, So
go to our website, the woodieshow dot com and it
should be up there. Yeah, it's under contests and promotions. Okay,

(01:03:06):
just go to the woodieshow dot com click on contests
and promotions. But can we get this somehow on the
main page. Can we make that easier?

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
It's okay, it's on the front page, but I'll make it,
you know, so you can't miss.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
It, right exactly. That's that's kind of the idea. And
then you guys will vote, and then it'll get narrowed
down to the final two, which we'll announce on Thursday
who the final two are, whoever the two they get
the most votes, and then from there, Medicine I will
make a decision. We will powwow together. Can you still
say that?

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I'm not sure how that you couldn't. I haven't heard
about that one yet. I'm just wondering. As it came
out of my mouth, I'm like, hm, I wonder if
you can say that. And then on Friday, Medace and
I will call the grand prize winner and let them
know that they're going to go to Dubai with us. Now,
if those of you are not familiar with this, we
are flying first class to Dubai. This has been on
MENACE's wish list for years and Borde just told me.

(01:03:55):
It's been nine years of doing the wish list, so
for nine years he's had this thing on there. Yes,
and we're gonna fly first class and first class on
this airline is like a little studio apartment that you
have to yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
And the services, the service is unbelievable. Bar yeah, showers,
still have somebody coming in and serving you, of course. Yes, yeah,
unlimited caviar, unlimited champagne. They have like a menu, chef's
preparing food.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
It's it's it's crazy. Yeah, there's a bar slash lounge there. Shout,
we get the shot. I've never showered on an airplane before.
That's crazy. That's pretty that's pretty cool. I did shower
at the airport once. Ooh.

Speaker 8 (01:04:32):
And one of the airport lounges a horse in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
No, they had like a full on like shower bathroom
things like that, but in the air like that, but
in the air. Yeah. And so we're gonna leave on
a Friday afternoon. We're gonna fly sixteen hours to Dubai.
Well Land Menace is gonna leave the airport and check
things out. But we're only on the ground for about
eight or ten hours. I forget exactly what it is,
because then we're right back on a plane and flying

(01:04:56):
the sixteen hours back, and then we're home by Sunday
early afternoon. So we leave Friday early evening, get back
Sunday afternoon. In the meantime, we will have gone to
Dubai and back. It's an extreme weekend trip.

Speaker 11 (01:05:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Sure, and we get to say, oh, we're so jet lagged,
and then people will ask us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Well, watch look, if it's possible, there's no way we
don't experience it, so we'll tell you definitively. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
But then we get to tell everybody where we went.
I was able to sleep on the plane in my bed.
Yeah right, you're because the time you're in Dubai is
an overnight overnight Saturday. I guess their time. What's open
overnight Saturday?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Start research l Yeah, well, we land definitely gonna go
hit the mall first, of course, that's what we do.
After you've traveled sixteen hours. Yeah, and to a foreign
land that's known for its extravagance, you go to the.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
Mall uh duh, Yeah, because it's known for their amazing mall.
And then there are lids in there like lids Dubai
I don't know if they have a lids, but yeah,
and then yeah, there's a couple like the Harbor. I
want to go see the Harbor and it lights up
like all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
What do you mean? I was just thinking that their
lids probably is like you know, large items to it. Right, Yeah,
there's lids in there. You get the Panda Express in there, yeah, yeah,
sparrows yeah, right beyond Yeah, you get all that kind
of stuff. You get all your good stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
And actually have Dubai chocolate in Dubai what.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
It's like Foster's beer or you show up and they say, oh,
we don't know, that's not us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Well, yesterday we called this guy. He uh, he's a
personal physician. His name is Leonard. He is the guy
who signed up, and so we let him though that
he's one of the finalists. So we talked to him
on the air.

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
It's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Uh, he's cool. We liked him a lot. Another of
the five finalists, Erica. Erica is a let's see a
few reasons you should pick me. I'm a nurse another
medical professional, so that already makes me a decent person
sort of. Plus I have some er experience in case
one of you ends up with a heart attack on
the long flight. I can help revive you.

Speaker 14 (01:06:58):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
I have been a long time listener. I love how
you were not politically correct. Your show helps me through
the long morning commute. I feel like I'm part of
the Woodies Show family. Me love all in ps, suck ittoody. Okay,
so there's Erica like her. We also have Gilbert Gilbert Fernandez. Congratulations,
Hey Woodie Show. My name is Gilbert. I worked in
aviation for the past ten years, and this is my dream.
I'm in it for the plane experience. I watch countless

(01:07:20):
YouTube videos on first class on Emirates. It's weird you
say that because we're not necessarily on Emirates at least
if you ask our promotions and marketing department every year,
that's what you're talking about. I dreamt of one day
sitting in this type of first class. The whole experience
would be amazing. I would go with you guys there
and right back. I savor every moment of this once

(01:07:41):
in a lifetime opportunity. Please, what do you show make
this happen? We have Candace Candice Para. I feel I
should be selected to fly to Dubai because I'm very
easy going. I go at the flow and I follow
everything you tell me to do. Oh okay, nice I
will be hyped when you need me to be and
calm and it calls for it. I've been a long
time listener. I've gone to all of your events. I

(01:08:04):
will make this a smooth, memorable trip. See she knows
what to say. And then and then the other person
and we actually have them on the line. Let's say
hi to Richard. Good morning, Richard, Richard, good morning. This
is Richard Larsen. Richard, and that's what you are. One
of the five finalists.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
So excited.

Speaker 13 (01:08:23):
I'm so thrilled to talk to you guys and and
even have this opportunity. It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Thank you, guys, I will says.

Speaker 13 (01:08:28):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Let's see, this is a trip of a lifetime. Added bonus,
I get to hang out with Woody and Min that's
all you might want to Yeah, I'm super chill to
travel with. I have my passport, I have Global entry.
I don't travel a bunch, So why do have all
that stuff? You don't travel a bunch.

Speaker 13 (01:08:44):
I just said, I hate waiting in the line.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
You know what this is. This is a man of
convenience and I appreciate that. Yeah, I've never been to Dubai.
It'd be fun to hang out with. Oh, I'm an
aerospace engineer, dam I could bore what do the death?
With all the technical challenges we solve with different programs. Well,
I think we have just enough in common that we
can hang out in conversation. Would be fun and interesting. Okay, cool? Yeah,

(01:09:10):
So what exactly? So is an aerospace engineer? What specifically
are you? What kind of stuff are you working? It's
pretty easy.

Speaker 13 (01:09:15):
Yeah, well right now, I'm actually I've done I did
satellites for ten years. I worked launch vehicles for twelve years.
So I worked at SpaceX, I worked at Virginal arbit Yeah,
you know. I worked with Hughes Space and Common building
building gas and going to satellites for a decade. Right now,
I'm at a new company with somebodies. We're designing a dirigible,
which is like a like a zeppelin for air cargo transport.

(01:09:40):
So it's a it's a really cool idea. It could
be really really earth changing, you know, really world changing,
and it's been really really fun to work with the guys,
and the more we work on it, the more it
seems like it's going to be a really really fantastic product.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
So what'n't decide what he's saying is sexy or boring?

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Like going back, what's the what's the longest flight you've
been on so far in your life?

Speaker 13 (01:10:02):
The longest flight? Let's see, I mean I've flown from
Lax to London when my uh god, that was my
daughter's eighteen them my wife was pregnant with her then,
so I've been to London.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Okay, all right, twelve hours? Yeah, okay, yeah, because somebody
asked me that question. You look, what's the longest you've
ever been? Because you don't like to really travel internationally,
So what's the longest you've been? I said, coast to coast,
so six hours. Yeah, that's the longest I've ever been.
But again, we're not crammed into into coach. We're in

(01:10:34):
like luxurious first class hotel on this giant airbus, this
monster of the sky, yeah, which is super cool. And
then uh, and then and then Richard, just want to
make sure that you're aware, like you would be responsible
for paying the taxes on this on this prize. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:10:52):
Absolutely. It was one thing I was going to say
is like, I'm super easy to travel with. I'm down
for anything. You know, you guys want to take it
to an eleven, we.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Can go to eleven when you say, take it to
levees and.

Speaker 13 (01:11:03):
Play some video games, you know, and then like when
we go out, like because like leaving the airport doesn't
doesn't bother me. That's gonna be super fun to go
check out Dubai, like I'm not gonna be cheap and
be like, well, I don't want to do this, and
a little two experiences like if if Menace wants to
drop some serious going on some crazy adventure, like this
is the chance of a lifetime, It's probably gonna cost
me like my next three or five Christmases.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
But so so here, here's here's the thing, just so
you know, like nobody would be running by you what
you want to do, right, Like this is honestly, this
this is this is full disclosure. This is Menas's trips. Like, yeah,
I'm not even leaving the airport, so what happens outside
of the airport, I don't care. I don't have any
say obviously, whatever, but this is like MENACE's big thing,

(01:11:47):
this is his nine year bucket list thing. That there
will be a little schedule.

Speaker 7 (01:11:51):
Yeah, that's kind of that's kind of what he's saying,
like he's financially prepared for whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
And there's also and there's also nothing that says that
you have to do exactly what Menaces do it. Look,
if you want to go leave the airport and see
your own stuff, you would be free to do that, right,
But you know, Menace is willing to have somebody because
once we decide who's going to go, that means that
person is welcome to be a part of whatever and
anything that's happening, because we don't feel like we'd be
super annoyed by that person. Yeah. Yeah, so you would

(01:12:18):
be welcome to go already planned out. Yeah, he's a
planner that way. Yeah, he's a planner. It'll be fun.
We're going to waste a minute. Well, Richard hank Tight,
you are one of the five finalists. We're gonna have
everybody voting on our website. If you go to the
Woodies Show dot com. Everybody right now you can see
on the website the finalists, your names, and then kind
of what they a little bit of what they submitted.

(01:12:38):
Some people submitted a ton of stuff and we kind
of just paired it down. But just use your best
gut instinct reading what you're reading to to make a decision.
Top two vote getters medicine. I will decide that. On Friday,
we will announce who will fly to Dubai.

Speaker 13 (01:12:54):
Yeah, all right, last one last plug for myself, one
last plug, sure minute. I can tell you how the
toilet's work on the Dragon capsule.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the Space Dragon capsule.

Speaker 13 (01:13:09):
I'm mass free. Super simple description of how they work.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
All right, all right, wait, all right, welcome Richard, Richard,
thank you very much. I appreciate your boddy. Hang on,
and uh we're gonna get you all set up with
what you need to know. Okay, thank you. All right,
there's one of our five Dubai finalists.

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
You guys like him?

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Com menaces Birthday Mind sponsored by the letter L for
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Speaker 8 (01:13:41):
My hands are around my ankle.

Speaker 12 (01:13:43):
Do you feel each individual pump?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
All right? So we have something over there with sea
mass I. He brought in the mac and cheese that,
he promised, Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Yes, Menas, I'm doing some greg some table side mac
and cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Looks like a little culture.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Yeah, that is the Craft Pizza flavored mac and cheese
ice for MENACE's birthday. Powder and you say for your recipe,
per package of Craft mac and cheese one half stick, Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Oh, yes, that's how you make it. We'll go half
for it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:19):
Don't get crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Oh, it's kind of like how you see like a
table side Caesar sound all yeah? Oh, hell yeah, thank you. Nice.
Also for everybody. As a smell, Menace, it smells delicious.
Also for everybody. Why do you pull your head away?

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
But Bort has given me some fireball blazing apple.

Speaker 14 (01:14:42):
Down.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Yeah, yeah, we heard about that. How's that smell? Take
a whiff? Sells It felt like it would work? Is
delic Yeah all right, And it's a limited edition Kraft
mac and Cheese pizza flavor that's available. You said, like target,
you found it right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Like sounds I brought the even the also healthy ranch flavor, just.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
A regular nice I've not seen one. We heard about
the pizza one. You're right, we did bring it up
in a round of food News.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Can I dip my pizza one into the ranch one there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
People do that, but pizza pizza that. So while that's
being served up, we have Morgan in here, who you know,
she loves giving things a score on a scale of
one to ten. She's known for the she is. She's
just she can't stop doing it. Everything is you know,
we I don't know, I give it a seven out
of ten or I don't know, it's maybe like a

(01:15:35):
like a six or a seven, you know, something like that.
And so this time around, people suggested because you know, Halloween,
the Halloween candies, it's a classic. Okay, but this this
is Morgan's own personal opinion on these. Don't get super
offended if Yeah, like I get hated on all the
time for my love of candy corn people people don't

(01:15:56):
understand her. Circus peanuts or is where you rolls.

Speaker 8 (01:16:03):
When I was looking up candies, circus penis kept coming up.
Pis peanuts.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
That's the kind of GENA likes. That's right, so big
it's I've never.

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
Seen heard of those? You haven't, sponge, Yeah, never seen one?

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Is another circus peanut fan just like me, And uh,
we're gonna have to bring in some circus peanuts for
from Morgan Morgan. This goes to my point.

Speaker 12 (01:16:28):
Yeah, you don't see them, nobody wants them now and
the ones you do see are probably the original batch.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Okay, so let's let's go through and uh on a
scale of one to ten, let's start with something relatively
easy generally love Twigs. Oh yeah, y'all.

Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
Twigs is my ten out of ten. Hell yeah, it's
one of my two favorite candies of all time. It's
so good and gets that caramel and you get the
chocolate and the country there and they're branding is magnificent.
You know, left twigs right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I've never understood the left right either.

Speaker 8 (01:17:00):
It doesn't make sense to dark.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
It's just a cute. It's a ten out of ten.
On there. You're a short bread fan, right, yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:17:05):
Is that what's inside TwixT?

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Like that crunchy?

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Cookie?

Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
I love any like chocolate with some crunch inside.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
And then what about one that has divided the room before, Kitkats?
I love kit Cats?

Speaker 8 (01:17:16):
Yeah, that's crazy said, those two. Those are my top two. Yeah,
it's my only two tens. And here's the thing about KitKat.
Bite into it great, right, chocolated crunchy. But if you
want a sweet little tree. Suck all the chocolate off
the outside and then eat just like the wafers on
the end.

Speaker 7 (01:17:33):
So suck it off and then eat the wave.

Speaker 8 (01:17:34):
So it's like two candies.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
There's no wrong way. Yeah, another one that I've heard mixed.
It used to be universally loved, and now I feel
like it's kind of more polarized. It's one or the other.
Either love it or you hit butterfinger.

Speaker 7 (01:17:48):
Oh okay, it doesn't love butterfinger.

Speaker 8 (01:17:50):
I love it, but the only problem is it gets Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
It does.

Speaker 8 (01:17:53):
You can't even have one bite and it's just in
your teeth for like hours.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Yeah, they could use like they could use chewed butterfinger
to fix potholes, I think, yeah, or use them as filling.

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
I feel like Butterfinger was at its height when they
hooked up with the Simpsons. Simpsons did I did that
whole campaign?

Speaker 8 (01:18:12):
Nobody I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
That's huge.

Speaker 12 (01:18:16):
I do love butterfinger, but when they describe it as
peanut buttery, I think that's very incorrect. Yeah, oh really,
it doesn't taste like peanut buttery at all. I didn't agree.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
I didn't even know it was supposed to be serious yeah,
dead serious. I disagree. I get a good hit of peanut,
but oh.

Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
Yeah, so would you give it eight point five?

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Eight point five?

Speaker 8 (01:18:33):
I'm tearing an eight and a nine, but I'll give
it eight point five?

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
All right? Now, let's go h not chocolate. Let's go
more on the fruit side of thin sour patch kids.

Speaker 8 (01:18:42):
Okay, delicious, specifically the watermelons. Those are things are good,
so I'll give those like a nine out of ten.
But the og sour patch kids only good if you
eat like four or five because other than that they
just spread the ri or the top of your mouth.

Speaker 11 (01:18:56):
Apple.

Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
Yeah, those types of food that just rip up your mouth.
So for that, I don't really like it. I'll give
it a six out of ten, a.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Six out of ten.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
What about let's see let's go with skittles. Oh, okay,
the popular one. You see that in the kids again.

Speaker 8 (01:19:15):
I gave them six out of ten. And I can't
explain this, but every time I eat skittles, I feel
like a fat ass. I don't know what more candy, Yeah,
I just can't explain it. Even when it's here, and
I'll take even the mini bags. I'll eat it, and
I'm like Oh god, I'm so disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
I think it's good in small doses. Yeah, kind of
like with sour pash kids.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
It's like joeing, like it makes me feel bad afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
I don't know. Gild some shame there, right, six out
of ten on that one. What about just a good
old fashioned and Morgan is going through on a scale
of one to ten. On Halloween candy, Hershey Bars, just
regular plain Hershey basic chocolate, basic chocolate Hershey Bar.

Speaker 8 (01:19:58):
If I was a kid, I'd say a ten out
of ten, But because I have a mature palette now
it's the five out of time, I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
I'm with you one hundred percent. It's like the worst
chocolate I've ever had, But it's not the best.

Speaker 8 (01:20:11):
But why would you eat that when there's like care
Delly and Flint or all those other fancier I thought people.

Speaker 12 (01:20:17):
Come back from trips to Europe and they bring, Oh,
this is the best chocolate you can have. Hershey's way
better than Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Yeah, like Hershey Kiss, Hershey Kiss, even though it's the
exact same chocolate, like the Hershey Kisses, to me, tastes
better than the Hershey Chocolate Bar, even though agreed, even
though the exact same chocolate tastes way better.

Speaker 8 (01:20:37):
Than I think anything smaller like the mini Eminem's taste
better than the bigger eminems.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
So what about eminem's eminem?

Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
So many ones I give out a nine out of ten,
but the regular ones eight out of ten.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
You can't explain it the smaller chocolate or peanut.

Speaker 8 (01:20:51):
I don't like the peanut ones really, yeah, sorry, Greg,
and I like peanuts. I like chocolate, but together, No, break's.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
More about the peanut butter peanut butter ones. And then
second would be peanut.

Speaker 8 (01:21:03):
Have you had the pretzel lemin ms?

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I don't like those, and shockingly, I did not like
the coconut one. Not great one's great ones are okay,
I loved them, and I'd rather get chocolate covered pretzels
because they're they're not as dry as those pretzel eminem.

Speaker 8 (01:21:23):
Have the salt on the outside.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
But can we go? I say peanut peanut first, and
then eminem and then the peanut butter, then the peanut butter.
Peanut butter is the best one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Also, can we dial back just a little bit? Did
you say Gina Deli, Garydelly?

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
I mean maybe I've been mister, I'm giving you a
day off for your birth.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:21:46):
I'm taking the.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Today now. My kids don't like peanut butter cups, that's insane.
But my son's favorite candy bar. Three Musketeer, Yes, three
must tears some of them?

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
Why does everyone hate them so much? I don't hate them,
But just like the whipped Nuga, it tastes like you're
on a cloud.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Good.

Speaker 8 (01:22:09):
Where do I have it on my list?

Speaker 14 (01:22:11):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
Nine out of ten?

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Nine out of ten? Yeah, those are good. I think
it's insane to say that you like that better than
recent or that you don't like I don't like them.
When people say they don't like the peanut butter cups,
I don't like them. When people say don't like peanut
butter because I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:22:27):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
I don't feel like that's the person I need to
know not like peanut butter.

Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
I feel like he needs to be tested for something.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
I just don't know what my problem with And I
think a lot of people's problem with three Usketeers perhaps
genus as well, is it's just not a complex flavor probe.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I was just just sugar and a little bit of chocolate, okay, Uh,
But the other one that always gets kind of packaged together.
I found that I would always get down you know
that it would be three Musketeers and Milky Way. Milky
Way underrated.

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
Okay, yeah why.

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
I don't know why they're paired because I don't see
the similar already there. But I gave Milkoway seven out
of ten. I feel like that's more like a Snickers bar.
I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
The Pinu Yeah, without better and more caramel. Yeah yeah,
which menace is like caramel? He's he's not a caramel fan. Again,
I'll eat it, but I'm never going to order eat it. Yeah,
let's talk about Snickers. Snickers on a scale of one
to ten.

Speaker 8 (01:23:18):
Morgan, uh five out of ten. Wow, I'll say this,
they've grown grown up about that. As a kid, I
hated him for.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
What is wrong? But like the number one candy bar?

Speaker 8 (01:23:30):
Have you ever heard a tooth crack and frozen Snickers?

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Those are great number one WU the peanut butter cups Snickers,
that's that's I think that's a universal that's that's universally.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
Snickers is a shoe in for the best.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
But isn't candy bar just kind of a term, not
like what do you mean though, because it's literally in
the name Reese's Cup, Snickers bar bar, I know, like
the term candy bar, Like where do you keep the
candy bars? Like I want a candy bar. You could
select the peanut butter cups.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Candy bar is not a bag of skills, buddy. Yeah,
I would never say a peanut butter cup is a
candy bar.

Speaker 8 (01:24:02):
I think of Snickers if you say candy bar.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Honestly, you say the candy section.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Yes, thank you?

Speaker 8 (01:24:06):
Okay, but yeah, snimmers overrated.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
And it keeps talking, it keeps coming up, but we
haven't gotten your radio official writing on it yet. What
about the Reese's Peanut butter cup?

Speaker 8 (01:24:15):
All right, guys? Eight out of ten?

Speaker 13 (01:24:17):
Sorry?

Speaker 8 (01:24:18):
What's missing?

Speaker 15 (01:24:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Oh yeah, you're right, it's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
Sorry, But what's.

Speaker 8 (01:24:24):
Missing from a perfect peanut butter cup? Because there's two
in the package? I feel like you have two and
then where's the rest? O? Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Enough enough to king size? I had the four cups.

Speaker 8 (01:24:35):
That's a good problem.

Speaker 12 (01:24:35):
Do you ever get the mini ones that are in
a bag and they come unwrapped sho right in your face?

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
But how do you feel about Reese's pieces? I like
love better than regular recent.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Shut your mouth. You like pieces better?

Speaker 15 (01:24:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Those nine yeah you are special.

Speaker 8 (01:24:53):
But pieces all.

Speaker 7 (01:24:55):
Day, every day over em and ms Yeah, same, I
would say better.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Tried the Reese's snack break.

Speaker 7 (01:25:02):
Yeah, the fast break a fat Yeah, those are good?

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
What about good? What about Starburst?

Speaker 8 (01:25:08):
Another overrated candy? Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
You know what I'm with you?

Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
People Freaget like, oh I love the Pink Ones just
trash as the other ones.

Speaker 14 (01:25:18):
Favor.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Had someone here recently a couple of weeks ago and
is like, ooh the Pink Ones And I was leaving
the Pink Ones. I'm like, good, more for you. And
I like menace with something caramel, like, I'll eat them
if they're there. Yeah, you know, but I would never.
I would never choose and reach and buy and you
walk up with a Starburst the roll of Stars, I
wouldn't do it, Morgan, Did you do almon Joy or Mounds?

Speaker 8 (01:25:43):
Okay? I had those on my list, but I took
them off because never had them before.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
That would be my number one mound. All right. So
here's the thing. If you have one that we haven't
covered yet and you're curious to get Morgan's expert rating
on a scale of one to ten on the Halloween
candy that you like the best. Hit us up on
the text over to two to two nine eight seven,
and then we'll go through a couple more of those
after the break manis I'm really curious. What do you

(01:26:09):
think about the pizza flavored Kraft Mac and Cheese. Uh,
it is good, it's edible. I'll give it a good
seven out of ten. Yeah, maybecause I'm starving here, I
know that helps. Yeah, it's good. I'm not getting a
big pizza flavor. Yeah, really, I wish it was just
like it could use. It could do some more the
pizza flavor. But the pizza flavor is there. Yeah, it's

(01:26:31):
just not as as forward. Yeah forward I do have.
But it's good. Get has gone the ranch ready as well,
if you guys, Okay, we here, let's try the Kraft
Mac and Mac and Cheese Ranch Limited Edition flavor. We'll
come back and then we'll go through a couple more
that Morgan hasn't got to you yet. The listeners are
now on the text over to two to ninety seven,

(01:26:52):
sending over to us. So good Hey, good morning, Jeff,
g all right, good morning, what are you?

Speaker 17 (01:27:00):
Good morning, squad If my voice is horse, it's because
I've streamed a lot and bade it slipt.

Speaker 11 (01:27:05):
But let's get to it, man.

Speaker 17 (01:27:07):
Freddie Freeman walks it off for the Dodgers in the
eighteenth innings.

Speaker 18 (01:27:12):
Says a flop was super cool. Our show's going.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (01:27:27):
Man, if you think about it, the Dodgers and Blue
Jays played two whole ass games last night, one of
the greatest and most stressful games I've ever watched.

Speaker 11 (01:27:34):
So many good defensive.

Speaker 17 (01:27:36):
Plays, so many bad defensive plays, so many chances to win.

Speaker 11 (01:27:39):
It was just insane, man. And here is the hero
of the night, Freddie Freeman after the game.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
To have it happened again a year later, to hit
another walk off. I don't.

Speaker 13 (01:27:49):
It's kind of amazing crazy, and I'm just glad we
won and we're up to one and we got our
show hang on the mountain.

Speaker 17 (01:27:56):
We wouldn't have got to Freddy's moment without Otani's game
tying home run, and for sure we wouldn't have got
there without reliever Will Kleins four huge innings in relief.

Speaker 11 (01:28:06):
He kept the Dodgers in it.

Speaker 17 (01:28:08):
Here he is talking about some well deserved love he
got from his teammates, you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Know, having the guys like Kersh Freddie Showhey Mooky, like
all those guys like, you know, kind of celebrating me
for a second. There was that was Yeah, that was Cristy.

Speaker 17 (01:28:20):
So many questions about the Dodgers bullpen coming into the
World Series, and man, they showed out last night. We'll
be back at it again tonight, Dodger fans. At five pm,
Otani is on the Mountain for the Dodgers.

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Speaker 11 (01:28:39):
Oh By the way, there was a Laker game last night.

Speaker 17 (01:28:41):
They lost to Portland. Another huge game for Austin Reeves.
He had forty one points tonight. Clippers and Warriors as well.
In the NBA Kings and Sharks skate tonight, Ducks and
Panthers skate tonight as well.

Speaker 11 (01:28:52):
And last but not least, Happy Birthday, Menace. Love you brother.

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I'm Jeff G and that you SoCal Sports Jenny.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Ratings come out every week and if they're not good,
good enough. So we've asked Morgan to give us her evaluation.
You know, if she loves rating things on a scale
of one to ten, just loves it, can't get enough
of it. And uh, we're asking her about Halloween candies

(01:29:21):
and her two favorites Twigs and kit Kat. Three Musketeers
got a nine, Butterfinger got an eight point five, as
did the peanut butter Cups got an eight. Eminem's got
an eight for the minis, and then so far the
lowest rated thing on here Snickers and Hershey Barred Oh,
Starbards Starburst got it threeh And we were going through

(01:29:42):
a bunch of these different ones and we asked you
the text over if there's one that you would like
to know her opinion on. And I'll just go through
a couple here. We mentioned TOTSI rolls. What do you think?

Speaker 8 (01:29:55):
Yeah, I give them an eight. I don't know why
I like it, and they're so you get that they
last a long time.

Speaker 7 (01:30:02):
What about the ones that are flavored other than that
those are pretty gross?

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
A regular smarties, those who show up in the Halloween pail.

Speaker 8 (01:30:10):
The compact pill, I think you're underrated. Yeah, like seven
for those. And when I was in high school, I'd
like pound them up and smoke them, you know, and look.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
But doing lines of Smarties. It's pretty bad as I was.
You were, okay, NESTLEI crunch.

Speaker 8 (01:30:25):
Nestlie Crunch. Okay, I didn't have this one on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
See Nestlie crunching Crackle because you get the Hershey miniatures.
Has anybody ever seen a full sized Crackle bar? Never
for sale? They're always They're always in the Hershey miniatures
or the Mister Goodbar, saying yeah that I seen mister good.

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
Mister Goodbar is the one that I would say is
one of my all time favorites. But I only have
it during Halloween in the mini form, never because.

Speaker 8 (01:30:47):
I have never had that one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Yeah, Menace does like His favorite donut is the chocolate
frosted donut with peanuts on top, so that would make
sense that he likes the Mister Goodbar.

Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
About this.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Crackle used to have a full test sized bar, but
not since nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
Going to give it crunch, I'll give it a seven
seven simple but nerds Nerds, all right? Those are an eight. Yeah,
I don't know why they're so good. You can just
shovel them into your mouth and you get the half pack,
you know, with the sight on each side.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
You know what I never liked though, pop rocks. That's
Halloween candy. But I mean yeah, because there was never
much flavor. It is just about the crackle.

Speaker 14 (01:31:21):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (01:31:21):
Yeah, it's fun the first time to do it. But
like a five.

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
Have you seen the meme with nerds that says like
these are Halloween nerds? It says in my day, we
just we used to just call them goth don't get
Halloween nerds?

Speaker 8 (01:31:33):
Have you had nerds rope though?

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
What's that? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
It's kind of like, yeah, piece of plastic somehow that
makes it better. I think that's even better.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Also from the text, Jolly ranchers.

Speaker 8 (01:31:44):
Okay, they need to stop making these. I think they
just exist for people that need to stop smoking, and
they have because I know people, Yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Will you buy a jolly rancher? Not in October? Exactly?

Speaker 11 (01:31:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
You get them like usually in the lobby of an office,
like a dish of what you give that or a
bank did for those six?

Speaker 8 (01:32:10):
I give it like a three? Actually, no five, that's
way too high. Swedish fish Okay, why are they so good?
It's just plastic, but.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
They're so good. There's like a cherry, the cherry flavor. Yeah,
give them a seven, A seven for the Swedish fish.
Two more from the text dumb dumbs, little lollipops.

Speaker 8 (01:32:27):
Suckers only good at the dentist office, Like if you're
eating the bank when you're a kid? Yeah, banks, who
goes to the bank? But if you went to the bank,
do they still hand out lollipops of the kids?

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
My bank has jolly ranchers.

Speaker 8 (01:32:39):
Okay, I haven't seen them in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Dum dums. What have you given them?

Speaker 8 (01:32:42):
Four to stop making or whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
One more York peppermint patties.

Speaker 8 (01:32:48):
Okay, again trash. Why would you want to brush your
tea longer?

Speaker 13 (01:32:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Those are good?

Speaker 8 (01:32:56):
Yeah, yeah, it's good.

Speaker 15 (01:32:59):
You not?

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
I can't remember. How do you feel about mint chocolate
chip ice crepes? Okay? Because some people are just not
on board with mint and because all they can think
about is toothpaste. Right, I like like mint flavored stuff?
I hate actual real mint? Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:33:14):
What about like like the mint juniors? Oh those are good,
not smaller.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
They're smaller and they're surprisingly refreshed. What is it? What's
the very refreshing, very refreshing.

Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
I've never had a pay day I get paid.

Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
It's like a naked candy bar, but chocolate.

Speaker 8 (01:33:32):
When I was a kid, I would always and had
no money, I would buy those and what were they?
One hundred grand?

Speaker 16 (01:33:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:33:37):
I'd give those to my mom for holidays and birthdays
and be like, look, mom, you're rich, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Would you get the peppermint patties too too?

Speaker 8 (01:33:46):
I mean, you hate stop making them.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
We did try the other limited edition Kraft mac and
cheese flavor that SeaBASS brought in. He bought the pizza
flavor Mac and Cheese Craft brand. It's available now. Target
has it and there's a No. One Ranch flavor which
smells powerful. It does get very bright. I liked it.
I loved it. Yeah, it was going to be gross.

Speaker 8 (01:34:09):
It's delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Yeah, the Ranch Craft mac and Cheese is really good.
In fact, I like that one better than the pizza
you think I do too and buy a lot. Has
an elevated feel to it and the very creamy thanks
to guess, this is the one person in the room
who didn't like the Ranch mac and cheese. Wait, it
couldn't be that person didn't try that.

Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
No, I didn't have the Ranch I thought that's the
one you just.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Tried like they didn't like the pizza. Oh you like
the pizza one? Oh yeah, I thought you just tried
the ranch one. Here's the ranch one.

Speaker 8 (01:34:39):
Her stomach's gonna get upset. Probably it's fine. I hae, No,
it's okay.

Speaker 10 (01:34:46):
I would just regular.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
Yeah, I think it's unnecessary, but it's not bad.

Speaker 7 (01:34:51):
Well I don't like cool ranch. I don't like like
anything that's not ranch dressing. And that's delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Now now I'm crazy eving more of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that might be like a dinner choice tonight. Alright, well, Menace,
happy birthday. Thank you Morgan, Thank you, of course, thank
you appreciate it. Look give you that. Let to great
things on a scale one ten.

Speaker 14 (01:35:16):
More?

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
What he shows next? Hang up the Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (01:35:20):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Well, I'm very excited. I'm excited that you're here. Thank
you for checking out the Woode Show this morning. Yeah,
but I'm very excited for this second. We always love
when we get a chance to do one of these.
It's not often that somebody on this show is in
a new relationship and we get to put it and
we get to put it to the test. But we've

(01:35:45):
all heard about Sammy and her new boyfriend. We call
him Steamboat Willie because they met when we went on
that Disney Alaska cruise. They met there and they've been
dating ever since. And it wasn't and it was it
was in secret until the first trimester was done to

(01:36:06):
tell everybody. Well, no, she had to tell us because
we're gonna be in a place that we would see
him and have some explaining.

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
They'll surprise you guys didn't pick up on it right
away that she was dating somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
Well, I'm I'm really not paying that close attention to Sorry,
you don't go from like knitting at your house to
go into like events and baseball games and all kinds.

Speaker 9 (01:36:26):
Of Yeah, but no one else pays attention to what
I'm doing. But you'll ask everyone what they're doing every week.

Speaker 14 (01:36:30):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
She's very boring, okay, and you know what I think
most of us are. I mean, we talk about crazy boring,
and that's how we like it. I'm convinced the average
person that's what they like. I think they like boring,
especially nowadays. I think it's tables are sure anyway. So
this is to see just how well Sammy and her

(01:36:53):
new boyfriend's team Boat, Willie know each other, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls. It's time to play the new game.
That's the game because they're not wed yet.

Speaker 8 (01:37:06):
Not yet.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Yeah, give it a minute, yeah, give it a give
it a second. Will you tell us about that when
that happens soon?

Speaker 8 (01:37:12):
What are you gonna go full menace and get married?

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
And right? Yeah, let's let's welcome to the program. Guys
given up for steamboat Willie? You know what's up man?

Speaker 14 (01:37:27):
You guys?

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Yeah, well, there he is. Look at the wather. She
started to smile as soon as she heard your voice.

Speaker 10 (01:37:32):
I'm so uncomfortable.

Speaker 8 (01:37:34):
She's incompressibly.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
It would be good. Yeah. So I'm just gonna his name.
I mean, she doesn't want to like mention his actual name,
so I'm just gonna call you Willy.

Speaker 7 (01:37:45):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
So, uh so, Willie. We we've been saying ever since
we saw you guys out in public together, like, man,
she's so mean to him. Like all you did was
like you put her arm around her and you kissed
her on top of the head and she flipped.

Speaker 8 (01:37:58):
Out, freaked out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
Yeah, so, like you know how annoying is that?

Speaker 6 (01:38:05):
I mean, that's Sam though you know she's she's great when.

Speaker 14 (01:38:09):
She's not working.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
Okay, well she did say that when we first met Sammy,
she said her friends call her sam People call her Sammy,
but her friends call her sam. If you notice like
we are all under strict orders to call her, we
know where we are.

Speaker 9 (01:38:26):
Actually under strict orders that he's not allowed to call
me Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Woe? How many orders do you have? Really? The Sammy
Handbook you can read that? Yeah? Is that online somewhere?

Speaker 14 (01:38:40):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
How many rules are there?

Speaker 14 (01:38:42):
I'm still trying to find out too.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Is there a handbook or an orientation?

Speaker 14 (01:38:49):
No, it's it's learned by getting thrown in the.

Speaker 7 (01:38:52):
Deep end trial by fire.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Yeah, we're still trying to figure out how long we
worked here. I'm the years, three years, three years. We're
still dude, we're still trying. So yeah, so good luck
to you. All right, So we do have some questions
and then what we're gonna do, and we'll ask I
we'll ask Steamboat Willie the questions first. So Sammy, if
you wouldn't mind going, and what are they questioning yourself?

(01:39:15):
Sound proof? Sound proof? Just go to the studio next
door and then we'll send minutes to go get you
when it's when it's time to bring you back in there.
She goes, all right, so she is now officially out
of there. Okay, now she's out of the studio. Now,
now you can tell us how annoying is she. Come on,
give it, give us the give us the real.

Speaker 14 (01:39:34):
Honestly, she's super sweet.

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
I think she's getting a lot more wrap than she deserves.

Speaker 14 (01:39:41):
She's a good girl.

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
We saw it though with our own we did.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
We witnessed it. So yeah, maybe if we hadn't seen that,
we believe it. But as far as I can talk
right now, you're a liar.

Speaker 11 (01:39:49):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
So we have the we have the questions here, and uh.
We will then compare your answers to the ones that
she gives and see how well you guys do, and
then we'll ask her some questions, uh, and then see
how you do. And so we we had Sea Mats
actually come up with all the questions, and then we
had Gina and Greg look over the questions, and then
we all came to an agreement on these questions. So

(01:40:09):
you can't just necessarily blame one person for the line
of question here. But I think they're I think they're
very fair and we'll start with a with a very
simple one steamboat, Willie, where'd you guys first kiss.

Speaker 14 (01:40:22):
On the boat?

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
On the boat? Like on the boat, sorry, on the ship,
on the cruise ship? Yeah, but like where in her room?

Speaker 11 (01:40:32):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
Okay, let's just for curiosity sake. Was this like how many?
How many hours or days after meeting?

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
It was that night? She said, okay, right, a couple hours?

Speaker 14 (01:40:43):
Yeah, No, it wasn't that night. It was the following night.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
Didn't like a secretion d the next night that.

Speaker 14 (01:40:51):
We we ended up seeing each other come.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Back to my room. Yeah, okay. Uh. The next one is, uh,
if they're house, if Sammy's house, I'm sorry, if Sam's
house was on fire. What is the one thing that
she would grab before leaving?

Speaker 14 (01:41:08):
Oh? Her dog, for sure?

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Yeah yeah, dog is too easy, all right? So besides
besides the dog, Like, what do you think the second
thing would be?

Speaker 6 (01:41:16):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
And she says dog, That counts as a point, But
I mean, like, like, what would be the second thing?

Speaker 6 (01:41:22):
She's got a lot of stuff that she signs.

Speaker 14 (01:41:27):
To be very special, So I go with some of that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
Okay, yeah that's really sound now, not like raw materials,
but stuff that's already been like assembled, right right, all right.
The next question, this is the newly dating game. We
have Sammy's new boyfriend, Steamboat Willie on the line. Willie,
what was your first argument or fight about?

Speaker 6 (01:41:49):
First argument was I wanted to go downtown because I
loved and I love the good restaurants are all downtown.
I wanted to bring her downtown. She hates going downtown.
That's so I made reservations there and she was She
was not happy about it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
I don't like to.

Speaker 8 (01:42:09):
Be taken to some place for food.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
Damn McMahon. He's really getting into it. But okay, actual
going out.

Speaker 5 (01:42:16):
These are the neighborhoods I hang out in down That
makes sense because he's very much I'm staying at home
all the time, not going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
He got.

Speaker 7 (01:42:24):
They got in a fight because he wanted to take
her out too much.

Speaker 14 (01:42:28):
I don't have Definitely was not a fight. It was
definitely an argument.

Speaker 6 (01:42:32):
I wouldn't I wouldn't classify that as a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Okay, I think it was just location. I don't think
it was sketchy. Yeah, yeah, is too far. This next
question is a question from from Greg Gory. All Right,
Steamboat Willie, What was she wearing when you met? Do
you remember what she was wearing?

Speaker 13 (01:42:54):
Hants and can.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Hands in a sweat some sort of like what kind
of what we like? What kind of sweatshirt was it?
Was there something on? It was on jeans? Was it
some kind of like what they call that at leisure
pants or something like? Yeah, what what are we talking
about here?

Speaker 6 (01:43:13):
I want to say it was some sort of spandex
and he pants and then some oversize sweatshirt.

Speaker 14 (01:43:21):
She's got a million of them.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 13 (01:43:22):
It was one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
Yeah, well, it's probably either Joe Koy or what do
you show? Not a great question, it's uh it's gotta
be uh one of the two. Yeah, all right, and
then uh here we'll we'll go this question where is
the strangest place that you and Sam have made? Whoopee?
The classic I gotta go we game question? The question
people know the weirdest place extrage?

Speaker 14 (01:43:46):
I mean, the ship was kind of weird.

Speaker 7 (01:43:48):
Is boat sex different than land sex?

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
I know it was weird for me because I was
staying with my family and my grandparents. My mom was
in my room, so you know, it was just a
weird setting that I'm sneaking away from my whole entire
family to go.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Yeah where yeah, where's where did he goes? Grandma?

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
We have a late entry for Menace, if you could
please grab his paper from him? Yeah, oh my god. Yeah,
look at that first question, Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
Greg, look at the like mean, oh my god. Okay,
all right, all right, here we go bus bonus. Yeah,
I'm I'm gonna get a photover right now. I don't
even need them, all right, just so you have a copyright.
So he hold it, hold it up. So Menace wants
to know that, the next question is, uh, what is
her middle m I D D E L. What is

(01:44:46):
her model name?

Speaker 11 (01:44:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
What's her middle name? Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:44:51):
Yeah, thank you, I know it.

Speaker 8 (01:44:55):
I think most of us know me.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
I don't have no idea what gay. I'm not having
sex with her either, that's true. Take a guess. I
knew this.

Speaker 6 (01:45:08):
We had this conversation at one point, and I've seen
her ID too, So it's killing me that I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
What is a ticket?

Speaker 13 (01:45:16):
Guess?

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Well, Sarah, Sarah, all right, that's a guess, all right? Now?
Is it true? Because uh, she did mention something about
like she asked you for your ID when you guys
met on the ship smart. She said that she actually
did like she carded you for some reason. I can't
remember exactly why she said she did that, but I
remember she remember yeah maybe No, No, it wasn't.

Speaker 6 (01:45:40):
It wasn't my government idea. It was my Disney idea.
She didn't believe that I actually worked where I worked.

Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
Okay, she wanted to see my Disney id.

Speaker 8 (01:45:50):
Okay, I could see that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
All right, Well, we're going to take a break and
then just hang on one second. Then we're going to
bring Sammy back in here. We're going to see if
she can guess the answers to these questions. It's the
newly dating game. You got Sammy's boyfriend, Steamboat Willie is online.
Then we'll see how Sammy does. All right, Welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah,
Sammy is making her way back into the studio. Hi, Sammy,

(01:46:15):
I'm sorry, sam How Jerry, You're all right? Say hi
to Steamboat Willie. Hi? Hello, hello, wow?

Speaker 13 (01:46:25):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Yeah you know what I mean. It's like, oh hey babe, Hi,
Yeah all right. Uh So we have these questions and
he gave us his answers, and we're gonna see how
many of these match up for the newly dating game, Sammy,
where did you two share your first kiss in.

Speaker 10 (01:46:46):
The Crowning Finn pub on the Disney Cruiz.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Now he did say it was on the ship, but
he said it was in your room.

Speaker 8 (01:47:02):
To pint to remember.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
That doesn't ring a bell there, Willie.

Speaker 6 (01:47:08):
Well, it was definitely champagne. It wasn't the fights, but
was it.

Speaker 10 (01:47:13):
Yeah, it was very memorable.

Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
Okay, I really care about it, and I'm surprised, although
I am surprised that it happened in the public space
because she was trying to keep everything on the d L.
You're trying to hide from the family.

Speaker 9 (01:47:25):
Yeah, all right, I was drunk, Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
And I did say I did say we were starting
with a really easy one. Yeah, I thought question number two, Sammy,
if your house was on fire, what's the one thing
that you would grab before leaving?

Speaker 10 (01:47:41):
I mean, does my dog count?

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
The dog does count? We said we would give you
a point for that, but if it wasn't for the dog,
something else, like what would be the next thing that
you would grab? My duck blanket? Duck blankets? Oh, yeah,
you have talked about that before. Dunk blanket? Does that count?
Is that because that's because because he said you're some
crochet stuff, she allowed to say that. She's allowed to

(01:48:06):
say that. I'm saying, but I don't know, was crocheted?

Speaker 13 (01:48:10):
Kid?

Speaker 14 (01:48:10):
Think?

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
Okay? Yeah, because he said that you have like some
of these crocheted things that are very like special importance
to you. Yes, right, yeah, and then you have currently
a lot of projects going on. I do really even
I knew duck like I've never step foot in her house.

Speaker 14 (01:48:25):
Yeah, all right, fairness, it doesn't have any ducks left
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
So how would you very question number three, Sammy, what
was your first fight about or argument?

Speaker 10 (01:48:38):
I don't know our first argument?

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Yeah, your first argument or fight? What was that about? Spat?

Speaker 7 (01:48:44):
Yeah, a little spat he.

Speaker 2 (01:48:45):
Wasted no time, he knew exactly what it was.

Speaker 8 (01:48:48):
Yeah, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
Do you think of any kind of disagreements? The last
disagreement he said, And it's exactly how he answered in
this way. He goes he wanted to go downtown, oh restaurant. Yeah,
and we thought he meant something else at first, really
just the way, because that's exactly how we started it.
But no, he was talking about actually going out to
dinner go downtown to some restaurant and you absolutely did not.

Speaker 10 (01:49:12):
Want to go, And that was going to be like
our first date back here.

Speaker 9 (01:49:16):
Yeah, because we had met on the ship and I
was like, really downtown, I mean we went. Why didn't
I like going downtown?

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
Is it a terrible Yeah, a terrible idea? Is it Yuckie?
Going downtown? Really?

Speaker 5 (01:49:34):
Wouldn't she be like, oh wait, this chick, Like the
first time we're hanging out, she's alreadyance give me, I
want to go.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
I would have.

Speaker 6 (01:49:45):
It was the first time that was That wasn't a
big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
But do either of you lived anywhere near? Like, are
you like forty five minutes away?

Speaker 11 (01:49:51):
Right Sammy?

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
No, No, she's twenty five.

Speaker 8 (01:49:54):
Yeah, it's minutes, but you know in the parking and
the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
Big deal. I told you she like the area. It's
the newly dating game. It's Sammy and her boyfriend, who
we call steam Boat Willie. He answered these questions already.
Now we're seeing how well sammy answers match up with his.
What were you wearing when you met?

Speaker 16 (01:50:15):
I was wearing a cream like fringe sweater thing and leggings,
I think, And this the beanie.

Speaker 10 (01:50:25):
That I crocheted on the plane on the way.

Speaker 14 (01:50:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
Okay, so he did say Spandex pass like leisure. Yeah,
so like yeah, so you get like a like a
point for yeah for that because then he said, like
some kind of oversized sweatshirt.

Speaker 10 (01:50:43):
Yeah, it was that very oversized sweater.

Speaker 14 (01:50:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Yeah, but like you couldn't tell you or it couldn't
tell us like what it was. We said, most likely
either Joe Coy or show Disney. Yeah, I could have
been like a Disney cruise thing. All right, So there
there there's a point there, all right. The next question us,
and this is the standard Newlywed game question classic where
is the strangest place that you and steamboat will you

(01:51:08):
have made? Whoopee?

Speaker 10 (01:51:10):
Oh the strangest place, the.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
Strangest place the classic cancer Yes, legendary episode of the
actual Newlywed game. She said the butt.

Speaker 9 (01:51:22):
I don't think there's been really many strange places, so
it must have been on the ship.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
He said, the cruise. We asked, like a follow up,
was that like a like on a balcony or like
steaking out like a broom closet.

Speaker 8 (01:51:34):
What said, broom closet, the shower.

Speaker 2 (01:51:37):
Yeah, nothing, nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (01:51:39):
He was in the room.

Speaker 9 (01:51:39):
I mean we had Tmar right next to us, not
in the room, not in the room, and the six
ft away we we.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
We threw in one last question, now, menace, why don't
you hold up the sign? So Sammy knson. I got
rid of it, you know, I got it. I took
a picture. This is this is the he did the
first question. Just a just a top question here, sammy
little matters. See if you can pick up on on
on what's what's interesting about this question here? What does

(01:52:10):
it say?

Speaker 10 (01:52:11):
What is her middle name spelled? What's her O? M,
I D D E L.

Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
Yeah? Now what is your middle name? Mine? Yeah? Ashley,
Ashley steamboat. Willie had an answer, He said, Sarah, you're
not kidding me.

Speaker 9 (01:52:37):
He's just the reason why is because we just had
this conversation and.

Speaker 10 (01:52:45):
Yeah, we just had it like that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
Because when they get married, does she drop the middle
name and take her last name her maiden name? Slide
it in there. That's why I came up. I'm sure
it's because.

Speaker 10 (01:52:55):
It's so easy. My initials are Sam. He still couldn't
even come up with letter.

Speaker 2 (01:53:01):
Damn it, you're in so much trouble when you're talking. Okay, cool. Yeah, alright,
well there we go.

Speaker 12 (01:53:16):
That's that. That is the newly dating game The Dog,
which we promised we would.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
Yeah. We got three points. Yeah, three three points. Yeah,
not too bad. All right, Steamboat William, gonna put you
on hold. Hang on one second. Don't don't go anywhere
just yet, hang on hang one second now, Sammy, Uh,
we are going to ask you the same questions. Okay, okay,
and see if if he well, I know, yes, I

(01:53:41):
guess he already came up with a lot of the
watch a bunch of questions.

Speaker 9 (01:53:45):
Yeah, all right, I can well, I can tell I
can tell you his middle name. I can tell you
his birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
That's that's the first question. What is his birthday?

Speaker 10 (01:53:53):
His birthday is December ninth?

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
How old? What? What year?

Speaker 8 (01:54:00):
Eighty nine?

Speaker 2 (01:54:02):
Question number two, Gina grad I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:54:04):
Know if he's a sweet tooth kind of guy, but
what is Steamboat Willie's favorite dessert?

Speaker 10 (01:54:09):
I would say ice cream?

Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
Ice cream? Ice cream particular flavor.

Speaker 9 (01:54:15):
He always does one chocolate and one fruit, Like if
we go somewhere, he'll get two different ones.

Speaker 10 (01:54:21):
And he likes a chocolate and a fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
Chocolate and a fruit. Okay, I what is the one
thing that he cannot live without YouTube YouTube? And what
is he watching on YouTube?

Speaker 8 (01:54:34):
Everything?

Speaker 10 (01:54:34):
He watches YouTube all day long.

Speaker 9 (01:54:36):
He likes to watch videos that teach him things and
other stuff and yeah, just learning stuff off YouTube.

Speaker 7 (01:54:42):
Okay, Oh I got one. What would he say your
most annoying habit is.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
My most annoying habit talking in general? Too vague?

Speaker 10 (01:54:57):
That could be it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59):
Talk a loud octave.

Speaker 9 (01:55:02):
Oh you know what, No, it's probably actually the opposite. Well, yes,
loud and soft. He says, I have no like middle
ground of my voice, and so I'll get really so
if you can't hear.

Speaker 7 (01:55:12):
Million times and he literally don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 10 (01:55:14):
Yeah, he's like, I cannot hear you or you're so loud.

Speaker 7 (01:55:18):
So should we say no volume control?

Speaker 10 (01:55:19):
Yeah, that would be Yeah, that would be accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
So volume control octive issues yea. And our next question,
what would you say? He would say is his favorite
physical feature of yours on your bod?

Speaker 9 (01:55:35):
Some people like you know, you know yeah, and I
might say eyes, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:42):
I think like a guy. Well mind, how about you're
trying to get a point in the game pretty behind him?
I messed you have another question? Last question, my bonus
question is what is his parent's name? Oh, what's his
mom's name? About that? What's his mom or dad's name?
Since she's looking so confused.

Speaker 10 (01:56:04):
Dad's name is Dean?

Speaker 2 (01:56:07):
Okay, mom my, god.

Speaker 14 (01:56:10):
Would be.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
Met them?

Speaker 6 (01:56:13):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:56:13):
I did meet them? My name her name now?

Speaker 9 (01:56:17):
I'm Dean and and mom Wilhelmina.

Speaker 4 (01:56:23):
Yeah, and she's running down monster in law.

Speaker 2 (01:56:27):
Yeah, not rememberable.

Speaker 8 (01:56:31):
I can't care.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
All right, you got to throw it out. He had
to throw something out for your middle name, he said, Sarah,
so you might as well throw something out there.

Speaker 9 (01:56:40):
It's I'll say it's.

Speaker 10 (01:56:45):
Not Carol, but I'll just say that Carol.

Speaker 2 (01:56:47):
What is her name? I guess we'll find out another
break will come back and not having sex with his mom,
and then steamboat will you will join us and we'll
see how many how many of these they match up
on Perfect Rap but up the newly dating game? Yeah show,
all right, welcome back, everybody. Sammy's been freaking out the

(01:57:09):
entire time. This could be the end of the relationship.
I guess. I guess we'll find out. Now, Hey, we're
going back to the new Lea Dating game. Now we
have Sammy's boyfriend who how long, it says, when do
we go on that cruse? April?

Speaker 14 (01:57:24):
June?

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
It was June? Okay, so okay, I don't know, dude,
all my dates are I know what it was. The
Disney takeover was at a the Disney cruise. That's right,
it's kind of. It was kind of toward the end
of the school. Arg let's bring us. We call him
Steamboat Willie because they met on the cruise. All right, man,
thanks thanks for holding welcome back. We asked uh Sam

(01:57:46):
some questions, and we're gonna see how many of these
actually match up, all right, So we asked her when
your birthday was? What did you say? What is your birthday? Monthday,
and year?

Speaker 6 (01:57:59):
December eighty nine?

Speaker 4 (01:58:02):
Well, I mean she has my birthday, alright, she she.

Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
Got that right, so you get of her specialty. Get
you get one point. When's Sam's birthday?

Speaker 14 (01:58:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
When is Sammy's birthday?

Speaker 14 (01:58:13):
December nineteen eighty seven?

Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
December nineteenth, all right, h Question number two was what
is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite dessert?

Speaker 14 (01:58:24):
Pumpkin pie?

Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
Pumpkin pie?

Speaker 14 (01:58:27):
Wait, no, no, no, I'm gonna change that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:29):
Ice cream ice cream, any particular kind? What kind of
ice cream?

Speaker 6 (01:58:34):
Chocolate with something very what you Wow that almost two
points curiously, like ice cream would have been enough for
the point.

Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
But then we had a follow up asking and she
said specifically something paired with fruit. Yeah, chocolate paired with
the fruit flap. Ye nailed it. Nice, all right? Uh
what is something that you steamboat Willie can't live without?

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (01:58:59):
Insulin?

Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
Oh yeah, I mean that's literally little answer. Now you
know how to save your life if you end up
having like an episode or something.

Speaker 14 (01:59:14):
Actually, it was one of the nice things.

Speaker 6 (01:59:16):
Just after the first few dates, she started carrying Skittles
with her because she saw go low one time.

Speaker 4 (01:59:23):
Yeah, what's the real Like, what's the in the spirit
of the question though, like, yeah, what's something you can't yeah,
like not insolent, but.

Speaker 2 (01:59:30):
Like what what what? What is something non actual life saving? Saving?

Speaker 14 (01:59:36):
Baseball?

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
Baseball? She said, YouTube? Yeah, like addicted to you know,
my my seventy four year old stepfather. You can't live
with out. That's all he does. He sits in the
old yeah YouTube. Yeah, and you gotta get the premium
so it'll get stuck with all those.

Speaker 14 (01:59:55):
Ads exactly, exactly, Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:59:59):
Question number four, what is Sam's most annoying habit or feature.

Speaker 14 (02:00:04):
Well, the way I've seen Sam a lot, she's.

Speaker 6 (02:00:07):
Always very loud when you get her, but when you
get her private, she talks so quietly it's just impossible
to hear.

Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
Sometimes quiet but still one thousand miles an hour correct, right?

Speaker 14 (02:00:19):
Oh yeah, So it was kind of that contrast of like, Wow,
I'm used to you being very loud, and now I
can't even hear you right in front of me.

Speaker 2 (02:00:27):
Okay, she did say her volume control because it's all
or nothing is accurate at all. Right, h next question,
what is your favorite physical feature of hers?

Speaker 14 (02:00:46):
Blue eyes?

Speaker 2 (02:00:47):
Eyes? She said, eyes, my god, and I must see
maybe he's taking like a chick. Maybe because I.

Speaker 7 (02:00:54):
Said, you got to think like a dude, he's playing.

Speaker 2 (02:00:56):
Are you sure you want to say eyes, because you
might want to think I coul dude if you're trying
to get the point. But maybe he's taking like a chick. Yeah,
who would say something like that. Okay, we we know
it's probably not true, but okay, it's fine. That's that's
another point. Man, you're killing it. And then I hear
last question. We asked her give us the names of
his mom and dad, and we said mom or dad.

(02:01:19):
But uh, she gave us two names. What are your
what's your mom and dad's name? What's your dad's name? Dean?
She said Dean. Well done, Yeah, now what's your mom's name?

Speaker 16 (02:01:33):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:01:33):
Chrissyritty she said Carol, and she said parentheses, don't care?

Speaker 2 (02:01:45):
Who cares? Yeah, I even met him already, but yeah, see,
and you would think, like, Chrissy, like that might have
been you. As you're like staring across the studio. I'd
me like, I don't know, Chrissy, Chris's clip all the time,
like something I don't know because that you say you
wish you hadn't better? Yeah, you know, like yeah, well, still, hey,

(02:02:08):
that's a lot of point one two, three, four and
a half four and a half really because you got
the birthday the ice cream right, God's three? Four was
eyes and five she did.

Speaker 8 (02:02:23):
I think that's where we thought.

Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
That'd be a half? All right, still, Sammy, very well, nice,
good job. Yeah that's what we'll where Christine.

Speaker 8 (02:02:32):
That's right now.

Speaker 9 (02:02:35):
He knows his own birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:02:39):
Also also true, Steamboat Willie, thank you so much for
for taking the time with us. We really appreciate it,
and good luck to you. God speed in dealing with Sammy.
You you will spend more time with her than than
we will, even in the studio. But yeah, god speed
my friend. He congratulations on a wonderful relationship. It sounds
like you guys are really building something special. Thank you, guys.

Speaker 14 (02:03:02):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
Okay, will shout out to Carol A Carol for Sarah.
There's a newly dinning game as all right, we'll take
a break. More Woody Shows, next hang.

Speaker 19 (02:03:16):
Out show, great back, Well, I's gotta do it for Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (02:03:30):
Full show podcast. Wait for you to sit up to
the woodieshow dot com. First and foremost, Happy actual birthday
to Yeah. So his actual birthday is today, finally in
a birthday month, the actual day. How exciting. Yeah, get
caught up anything you missed on the show this morning.
Just go to the Woody Show dot com. We are

(02:03:53):
back tomorrow to all new show. Anything you got fortunate
the meantime you can leave on the after hours voicemail tomorrow.
We're talking to this tarot card reader. You try to
throw in a couple Halloween kind of theme things. This
love it again. This is not fortune telling, it's more
just what it's.

Speaker 10 (02:04:08):
Terror So you just read the cards, meaning what.

Speaker 2 (02:04:11):
Though, like what what? What kind of insight do I
get from the Tarot cards?

Speaker 7 (02:04:13):
They do tell your future, don't they?

Speaker 10 (02:04:15):
Yeah, it is future stuff, but it's reading the cards.
So they're not like psychic, like I have a vision.

Speaker 2 (02:04:19):
They just are okay, but they can tell you, like,
can they tell you when you're gonna die?

Speaker 8 (02:04:23):
Maybe it depends what the car? Yeah, it depends on
the cards.

Speaker 2 (02:04:26):
I don't think, oh, this is the death car. Does
anybody know anything about tarot cards? You give me a
clear answer. I've seen them, but I've never understood that
they mean.

Speaker 10 (02:04:35):
It's not super specific like that, like the time and day.

Speaker 8 (02:04:38):
No, they're not gonna be able to know more tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:04:40):
Here on the Woodies Show, Anything you got for us
in the meantime you can leave on the after hours
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Follow us on social media at the Woody Show. Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom. Please.

Speaker 12 (02:04:51):
Yeah, if love is a battlefield, then for play is
a mine field.

Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Careful, all right, so love is a battlefield. For play
is the minds of the minefield? Yeah, everyminds you. There
is an email that we got from a woman's Woody
show listener and she thinks she's getting a raw deal
from her husband and involves four play Oh really remind me,
I don't have time right now. Okay, let me bring

(02:05:18):
that up. Interesting. Thank you very much, Greg Goryam Jewett.
Thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.

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